The 2025 LCCA Nominations Announcement PART TWO (w/ Matt + Bowen)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look maner oh, I see you my own look over
there is that the culture. Yes, yeah, Lost Culture. It's
wonderful to be with you again. Wonderful to see you again.
We are here to announce the nominees for the fourth
annual Lost Culturissa's Culture Awards and the first televised Lost

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Cultureisa's Culture Awards, airing August fifth on Bravo and streaming
the next day on peacock Well. I think we should
just get turned. In the category of Finalists of the Year,
the nominees are Doctor Orna Gerrelnik, Gabriette Delta, Work Boop,

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and Meghan Fahey. These are the nominees for Finalists of
the Year. In the category of Best Picture Literal Picture,
the nominees are Dylan Ephron but in Air, Luigi Mangione, Reveal,
Lisa Rinna, Emine Walton Goggins during Sam Rockwell's Crazy Ass Monologue,

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The White Lotus, and Picture of a Horse that a
child drew. These are the nominees for Best Picture Literal Picture.
In the category of Santa Award for Being Unforgettable, the
nominees are Daisy Duck, Toad, Mario, Sarah Snook, Gagachella and

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Rose Here Donnell and just like That. These are the
nominees for Santa Award for being Unforgettable. In the category
of most Iconic exchange of words, the nominees are Defying, Gravity,
Intro Ari and Cynthia, High Body Count, Hair, Angiquetsanevas. Does

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he make you laugh? He doesn't make me cry? Ocean's eleven?
Does he gag you? He doesn't clock my tea meme
of Ocean's eleven. But I thought the old lady dropped
it into the ocean at the end. Well, baby, I
went down and got it for you. Ah, you shouldn't
have Britney spears. Oops, I did it again. These are

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the nominees for most Iconic exchange of words. In the
category of Titanic Award for Monoculture, the nominees are Rotisserie Chicken,
Miss Piggy, The White Lotus, the letter S and Wicked.
Sorry It's okay. These are the nominees for the Titanic

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Award for Monoculture. In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal,
the nominees are British my Friend, Lucas, low Key, Jacked Nurse, Understanding,
Palm Spring's Airbnb host And these are the nominees for

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Best Gay Guy Normal. In the category of Best Gay
Guy Famous, the nominees are Jonathan Bailey, Andrew Scott, Andy Cohen, Tremmel, Tillman,
and The One You're Thinking Him. These are the nominees
for Best Gay Guy Famous. In the category of Best

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Gay Guy Somewhere in Between, the nominees are Fire Island Pines,
Bartender One with twenty five thousand followers, pop star makeup artist,
Jimmy Fowley, and the Incredible Pat Reagan. These are the

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nominees for Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between. In the
category of the Greatest Showman, the nominees are Sutton Foster,
Cola Scola, Jeff Goldbloom, Kermit the Frog, and Miss Piggy.

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These are the nominees for the Greatest Showman. In the
category of Album of the Year, the nominees are Mayhem,
Lady Gaga, am I, The Drama, Cardi B Now That's
what I Call Music, Volume seven Stripped, Christina Aguilera and
nineteen eighty nine Taylor Swift. These are the nominees for

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Album of the Year. In the category of Father Award,
the nominees are Mark Duplas, Andy Cohen, Barack Obama, Mark Ruffalo,
and J. J. Abrams, father of Gracie Abrams, which Barbara
streisand found out He's the nominees for Father Award. In

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the category of Daddy Award, the nominees are Adam Freddy,
Prinz Junior, The Men of the Four Seasons, Ricky Martin
and Dad from Inside Out that gay Twitter is still
wanting to bang them out and say. These are the

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nominees for the Daddy Award. In the category of Circus
Award for Stop Being Weird, the nominees are Well the
Circus of Course, hinge dates, person obsessed with being Polly
but is single, if you're still like I'm a hufflepoff,
like give me a fucking break for Christ's sake, and

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Airbnb hosts and the locks they choose. These are the
nominees for Circus Award for Stopping Weird. In the category
of Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman Huge Impact, the
nominees are Boop, Sabrina Carpenter, Quinta Brunson, Toad Mario and Aoc.

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These are the nominees for the Eva Longoria Award for
Tiny Woman Huge Impact. In the category of Best Laugher,
The nominees are Brittany Murphy, Katie Gavin, Muna, RuPaul Charles,
Alphabe Throp, Wicked, and SpongeBob. These are the nominees for

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Best Laugher that Sucks. Alphabet didn't get nominated for her
other things Yeah. In the category of Best Crier, the
nominees are Rachel McAdams, Demi Moore, Glinda upland Wicked, Lauren Conrad,
Black Mascarretteer, The Hills and Timothy Shalloony were in Gay

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Guy Shirt Crying Gay Guy Tears. Call Me by Your Name.
These are the nominees for Best Crier. Belyndapplin to get
nominated for her other thing It's crazy. I love to
be upset if I were only for a Wicked. In
the category of Pop Crave Award for Excellence in Journalism,
the nominees are Caitlin Collins, George Clooney, Steve Kornaki, The

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Other Election not this one, Amelia de Maldenburg and Conclave
twenty twenty four. These are the nominees for Pop Crave
Award for Excellence in Journalism. In the category of Best
twenty twenty three Moment, the nominees are Barbenheimer, Era's Tour

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Chinese by Balloon, Ariano Maddox, Tear Sandoval Up and Gwyneth
Paltrow Skiing Lawsuit. These are the nominees for Best twenty
twenty three Moment. In the category of Tina Turner Legend Award,
the nominees are Audra McDonald, Clio, Melissa Etheridge, Monstro, Alissa

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su and Cecily Strong. These are the nominees for Tina
Turner Legend Award. In the category of Song of the Summer,
the nominees are Flowers, Miley Cyrus, Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter, Party

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in the USA, Miley Cyrus Graduation, Friends Forever, Vitamin C
and Sweet Caroline Unknown. These are the nominees for Song
of the Summer. In the category of Fumke Jensen Name Award,
the nominees are Charlie Pooth, Murushka Hardte, Doctor, Victoria Frankenstein, Yeah,

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Betty Boop Whoop, and Madison Beer. These are the nominees
for Fumpky Yensen Name Award. In the category of Best

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Way to Ride with Your Bitches, the nominees are Showstopper
by Dannady Kane, a Sella, Quiet Car, Carpool After Swim Practice,
and we get slurpees, big van that housewives get on
to go on trips, and your new crush drives you

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to the airport. They will never do this again. These
are the nominees for Best Way to Ride with Your Bitches.
In the category of Don't Repeat This Award. For rumor
we are making Up, the nominees are Hailey Steinfeld speaks
seven languages and is a certified genius. Football Isn't Real,

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Andrew Garfield is dating Melissa Joan Hart, Bowen Yang leaving SNL.
At some point, when you mix purple and gold, you
get black. These are the nominees for Don't Repeat This
Award for rumor we are making Up. In the category
of Most Matt Rogers Coded Award, the nominees are soup

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All discovering FKA Twigs in twenty twenty four, colorful Suits
despite color blindness, Long Island but also Florida If you
Know You Know, and Kate Hudson. These are the nominees

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for Most Matt Rogers Coded Award. In the category of
Most Bowen Yang Coded Award, the nominees are ste All,
I say T words in casual conversation, Nintendo Switch drops
Puzzlingly single makes you ask what gives? In Glasses with

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Points of Interest is the nominees for Most Bow and
Yang Coded Award. In the category of Best Note Ever Sung,
the nominees are in Every Night in My Dreams, My
Heart Will Go on the battle cry Alphaba defying gravity.

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Sometimes I'm Charlie xcx rewind for ee in the National Anthem,
but not the way she's been acting. And Barbara streisand
hew in Ew can show from Tell Him Do with

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Celine Dion. These are the nominees for Best note Ever Sung.
In the category of Scariest Moment in History, the nominees
are Discovery of Fire, had to be nuts Hage disorbo
leaving Summer House, Drones over New Jersey. We never figured

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this out by the way, Skippity Toilet and Hereditary Lil
Diba head come off. These are the nominees for Scariest
Moment in History. In the category of People Magazines Sexiest
Man Alive, the nominees are Daniel Daykim, Dylan O'Brien, Dylan

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Ephron Boston Rob and Tremmel Tillman. These are the nominees
for People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive. In the category of
the Cowboy Carter Award for Best Live Outdoor Performance, the
nominees are Sunset Boulevard, Sunset Boulevard, Cowboy Carter, Ritchel Zegler,

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Evita Bowen, Yang Featuring Matt and Celeste Apple Dance, Coachella
and Chapel Rone Music Festivals. These are the nominees for
the Cowboy Carter Award for Best Live Outdoor Performance. Congratulations
it was not. In the category of shot we are

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Shooting in This Moment, the nominees are Share on Lost Cult,
Celine Dion on Lost, Colt Barbara on Lost culch Oprah
on Stradio Lab, and Taylor Swift Visa the nominees for

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shot we Are Shooting in This Moment. In the category
of Best Thing you texted your high school friends about,
the nominees are Sarah had a baby and it's twins.
Congratulations Sarah, Sarah A bought a house, Huge year for
Sarah White lotus so good. I am so sad to

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hear that Sarah got divorced and Sarah is a happy lesbian.
Congratulations Sarah. These are the nominees for Best Thing you
texted your high school friends about. In the category of
Best hand Moment Excellence in Hands. The nominees are Hands

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by Jewel, Lady Gaga, Put your Paws, Hands Up, Sarah
Sherman as nos Faratu, Ady Bryant. You know if you
watch her work, she really does make a lot of
interesting hand choices, and eleven minute applause breaks Can Film Festival.

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These are the nominees for best hand moment Excellence in Hands.
In the category of most Beautiful Name for a Daughter
you Haven't even thought of yet, the nominees are Purell, Gasolina, Micheline, Vendetta,

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and Stadia. These are the nominees for most beautiful name
for a daughter you Haven't even thought of yet. In
the category of best Word to Whisper, the nominees are
so Sleep, fuck here and Never. These are the nominees

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for best word to whisper. In the category of best
word to Scream, the nominees are guilty Now, Taxi Go Go,
and Never. These are the nominees for best word to scream.

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In the category of Wing Dings Award for Excellence in Symbols,
the nominees are grinder, app mask indicating sexual interest, Little
fire on the Menu indicating spicy, little peanut on the
Menu indicating Peanut, White, Smoke from Pope Building indicating New Pope,

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and green Light by Lord. These are the nominees for
the Wing Dings Award for Excellent and Symbols. In the
category of Best New Artists, the nominees are Domingo, Doctor,
Victoria Frankenstein, Ava Victor, Missus Eggy and Gabby Wendy. These

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are the nominees for Best New Artists. In the category
of Most Amazing Impact in Film, the nominees are AI
Unfortunately and we can tell when it is, Kate Winslet
Hat Intro Titanic Music and Scoring in Film, Jeff Goldbloom's

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Chest Jurassic Park, and Paul Giamatti Blue Paint, Big Fat Liar.
These are the nominees for Most Amazing Impact in Film.

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In the category of Best Batman Woman, the nominees are
Poison Ivy, Doctor Chase, Meridian, Catwoman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Robin Spelled
with the Y This is the Riddler's assistant Robin whose
scenes were cut, and Catwoman and Hathaway. These are the

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nominees for Best Batman Women. In the category of Alison
Williams Cool Girl Award, the nominees are Lisa Rinna Eminem,
Lisa Blackpink, Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Lisa from Temecula, and

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Paige Disorbo. These are the nominees for Alison Williams Coolgirl Award.
In the category of Jamie Lee Curtis Award for Gusto,
Enthusiasm and Individuality, the nominees are Benson Boone, Flipping Gagachella,

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Womencraft's Provincetown, Julia Fox, and Monstro Alessi su. These are
the nominees for Jamie Lee Curtis Award for Gusto, Enthusiasm
and Individuality. In the category of Best News We Heard,
the nominees are Lord Is performing tonight at Washington Square Park,

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Sarah Sherman hired at SNL, Simone Biles is up next.
There was a scary accident, but everyone is okay. In fact,
they have all made friends as a result of their experience.
During the accident, they found our bags and there is

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a big sale at our favorite store. These are the
nominees for Best News We Heard. In the category of
Creatine Award for Straight Mail Excellence, the nominees are Bad Bunny,
Calvin Klein, Sebastian Stan Various, Senator Bernie Sanders, Andy Samberg,

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various and Jack Antonoff, co author of Manchild. These are
the nominees for Creatine Award for Straight Mail Excellence. In
the category of Artist of the Millennium, the nominees are ms,
Piggy Boop, Pamela Anderson, Jack Antonoff, and Moulan. These are

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the nominees for Artists of the Millennium. I'll drink to that.
In the category of most thrilling threats, the nominees are
do that again, No, do that again? I dare you
when a parent counts one, two, three, and what have

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we kissed? And you are not attracted to the person
you remember Amanda right, you don't. If I ever see
you again, I'm gonna kill you. These are the nominees
for most thrilling threats. In the category of most Uncommon Accident,
the nominees are knife falls on foot while running, knife

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to your friend who asked if you could bring that
knife over here. Holding phone in mezzanine at a Broadway
show like Boop, and you drop your phone and it
hits someone's mother, eat watermelon seed and it grows in
your stomach, exploding all of your organs. But he's blind

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and I was eating a Greek salad and it was spicy.
I had to go to the hospital and have my
stomach pumped. This was last week. These are the nominees
for Most Uncommon Accident. In the category of Cosamigo's Margarita's
Award for Things to Enjoy Anytime, Anywhere, the nominees are

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Vanni Packs Any Decade, the phrase if you stay ready,
you ain't got to get ready, Anonymous podcasts not a
flash mob. Please let me know when you're gonna dance.
When my new lover looks me in the eyes, Oh
dear God, I'm at the point of my relationship where
I just can't keep my hands off him. These are

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the nominees for Cosamigo's Margarita's Award for Things to Enjoy
Anytime Anywhere. In the category of Outfit of the Year,
the nominees are Demi Moore's Yellow Coat, the Substance, Timothy
Chalomey at a Knick game, Protect the Dolls T shirt,

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when a Pretty Girl gets Coffee in just sweatpants at
a tank top, and Lisa Renna in whatever the fuck
she Wants. These are the nominees for Outfit of the
Year in the category of Renee Rap Award for Power
in Lesbianism. The nominees are probably your grandma, even though

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she was married to your grandpa for fifty years. Women
in film crews wearing hard clothes to do their tough job.
Miss Honey, Matilda Moona, and Carabiner. These are the nominees
for the Renee Rap Award for Power in Lesbianism. And finally,

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in the category of Record of the Year, the nominees
are Abracadabra, Lady Gaga, Diet Pepsi, Addison Ray, I Don't
Want to Miss a Thing, Aerosmith, Massachusetts, Jensen McCrae, and
soup Remy Wolf. These are the nominees for Record of

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the Year. We hope you join us, and we hope
you celebrate all of the nominees for their contributions to
the culture. These will also be airing on Bravo, August
Smith streaming the next day Forever on Peacock. I'm Bowen
Yang and I'm Matt Rogers. See you at the awards. Last.

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