The 300 Songs Of The Great Global Songbook Part III

Part III of the Great Global Songbook is out now. And let us tell you, the top 10 songs will change your life! So let's wrap up this 300th episode extravaganza the only way we know how: by ending in a song. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look mad oh, I see you? Why why and look
over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, let d
don let's culture joining us in process? Is Boster? Yes,
he's back. Um, this is the final day of ourisode.
Spectacular kind of under the clock here. But I think

(00:22):
I think if I can leave in you guys can
finish out the list if you need to. I think
we can do this in an hour. Well unless okay,
so we're going to finish out the hour, so altogether,
but I don't want to see okay, but I don't
want it to feel rush. See if if something, if
something needs to be discussed, we'll discuss. Remember remember, remember,
remember what Doug said at the top of the episode.

(00:43):
He said, the flow can dictate the field. And we've
really been feeling. We've been flowing and feeling so so
with that spirit. Number someoneed to call My Lover has
Hector mc wal radio mix, Janet Jackson an amazing song,
an amazing remix to an amazing song, The Bridge, mym
I looking for a guy. Guy, Let's let's move on.

(01:04):
You get someone to common love again, Baby Comma, I'm
a fan. Jenne Numb Heartbreak Hotel Hector Radio Mix, The
hot Break tell I mean, yeah, talk about setting atmosphere.
I love to know where I am in a song

(01:26):
she's introduced, and she's kind of like, is how many Whitney?
How many times has Whitney been on the list of
our well number two nine seven was I will Always
love you? All these She no, I don't need to
I don't need to know anything else she's been on
the last Just maybe it wasn't as maybe I will

(01:47):
Always Love You didn't have the global cultural impact of
saying perfect by Hoku Christian Home. Yeah, I think that
like perfect day, perfect day, Why would you ever want
to check into a Heartbreak hotel? You're checking in there,
you have to go. It's when like it's like being
quarantined for COVID, it's when a pipe burst in your

(02:08):
apartment and you have to live somewhere. But I don't
think any of these ladies had a choice about where
they checked in. I think they could afford and room
at the Heartbreak Hotel, and that's just where they were
staying for maybe I don't know, a few days, hopefully
not longer than a week. Girl, they're flying into Korea,
and when it's when it's Pete COVID and they you
have to stay in this hotel to days. They put
tape on the doors. They put tape on the doors,

(02:28):
don't even give you a key card to get in
and out of the building. Our choir teacher taped the
doors when we would travel out of ye that was
a popular thing that you just would do to keep
kids locked up. Chase. It's so funny that taping the doors.
So if the tape was broken, you know, the kid
was a whore, you couldn't just put the tape back
on the But you can't. You can't, like there's no like,

(02:49):
you can't, like right right right, there is no way
to do that, is there. I figured it out. You could.
You could sneak out of the room, press the tape
back on, but you would not be able to go
back into the room until after everyone had woken up
and the tape had been taken off. I think what
you gotta do is like if you open the door
of the tape breaks, just like take the piece. Take
take So now with the tape is and two, you

(03:10):
take off one of them and just put the side
that's less broken. I don't even think the tape would break.
I think there's a way to open the door without
the tape breaking. I get what you're saying, though, there's
no way to close the door again and get it
to tape. Yeah, it would depend on what the tape
was made out of a different cop but now literally,
like imagine having Uber in high school like you like

(03:33):
it's over, forget, I'm not staying there. No re turned
to you radio mix Melanie see thank you for bringing
up the song because people don't talk about Melanie sees Bop.
I turned to you enough like a flower leading to
the sun. I didn't know that was Melanie Melanie see
Spice Girls Zone Melanie Saw in a gate club today.

(03:56):
Absolutely because you're the only one I put this in
for you. You You did, and because I wanted a run
of hex Hector. I know it number ninety six. Nobody's
supposed to be here is the hex Hector dance makes.
I mean what thunder plus is to uh Whitney, It's

(04:17):
not right, but it's okay. Hex Hector is to nobody's
supposed to be here and made it the song that
we know and love. And Deborah Cox was truly that singer.
No no buddy, no no, no, no, no, just imagine
being in the booth and being like, I think I
have an idea what I want to do? I think no, no, no, no,

(04:41):
no no no no no no. That's the most insane song.
Number Destiny's Child. Thank you Candy Burst for writing this
one huge major paid for the Old Lady Gang. The
house this is this is her mother' but the Old
Lady Gang is the restaurant series of restaurants, and that

(05:05):
was built by and no scrubs. Money probably yeah, absolutely
so much money, so much money. I mean, she is
probably one of the most honestly rich, not inherited, not inherited,
and also not like a house of cards about to
tumble over with you know, the Feds come knocking. And

(05:26):
also she gets ever fired deside Sleevehousewives, the woman is
absolutely fine. Something happened to me recently where I felt
really bad for gen Shaw. Recently, I was like, damn,
she might just lose. There is something about the way
she's carrying on on social media where it's like, do
you I don't know if she understands. It's like how
could she not? But also how could she behave like this? Yeah?

(05:48):
Um anyway, number not speaking of all gen Shaw's bullshit.
Number ninety four is do do you got a first
aid kit? Handy? I thought this was Pussycat Dolls until
just this moment. That's okay, you know, that's Danity Kane.
And Raiser and p Diddy would be so disappointed. Do

(06:09):
you remember when we were at Barracuda in New York
and those girls were trying to interrupt the drag show
and I said, those bitches look like they were in
Danity Kane. And they were, in fact in Dannity Kane.
It was Aubrey and it was a day. I looked
at the girls and I said, they looked like a
member and it was Aubrey O Day. And then I

(06:31):
don't actually know if the other one was in Danity Kane,
but she looked like she could have. Well, there's a
specific aesthetic that comes to mind when you say that
bitch looks like she's a member of Danity Kane, which
is like a little too much. I make up sort
of a road hard, put away, wet, like the highlights,
the very specific blonde chance even like a little bit
of low light happening, like that sort of thing that

(06:52):
girls were really into where it was really dark underneath.
Remember when girls would just die the bottom of their hair,
like back behind their neck and like that's giving danity
Kane and also obviously like like a tube top at
a game, bar Man. I can't tell if I missed
that or if I well, it's gonna come back, it's
gonna come back. Yeah, I don't know what's back. Nineties
fashion is back, and so two thousand's fashion is register

(07:14):
on the corner um. And speaking of the year, two
thousand and ten, number ninety three is Lose my Breath
Destiny's Child. The drums at the beginning of the song
were a moment in cultural history. Absolutely absolutely it was
giving marching band, but make it pop. Weren't you so happy?
Like this was after Beyonce's dangerous scene Love, but she'd

(07:36):
gone back to Destiny's Child. I was like thrilled, and
I bet they were thrilled. Destiny f Phil is actually
my favorite Destiny Love Girl Love if Love. She knew
that that was it when she named that up, when
they named it, and she said, and make sure we
close the yeah, And then there was on their cover

(08:00):
of that song emotion emotions that was not on Destiny Fulfilled.
But that's one of my farente zunds of theirs. I
think it might be like a bonus track. I may
be wrong. M Let's get to the it's not on
Destiny Fulfilled. Let's get to ninety two super Basic. It's
the genesis. It is the genesis of YouTube, the genesis.

(08:22):
It was not what made us meet and become friends,
but it is what made us see each other because
that because before then it was oh, there's Matt Rodgers.
I heard, I heard you're really funny. I like, good
luck on your audition. When bone Yang bullied me my
Dangerou Box audition happened, it did, it did vividly. I

(08:43):
remember that we've been through this um, but I think
we were friends. But then when super Base popped off,
that's when everyone started telling us that we had to
start performing at all the parties together, Like, oh, mate,
put them together and put on a song they both
know and we can just watch them. It was the
beginning of like us being a show for our straight

(09:04):
that nowadays, if we're Velma and Rocks, yeah, making a
foul week at least oh yeah, yeah, number ninety one
million dollar bill. So you're saying this is better than
I will always love you, as well. I mean, we don't.
This was not up to us that we didn't. This
is was God created it was, it was we're merely conduits.

(09:28):
I don't even know this song. He think you feel
like a million dollars. Bill say oh, say it left
right down? Just spin around and around say it. Oh,
say it, come on, I do. It's in my muscle memory.
I didn't even know I knew it. What I also
love about this song is like a random errant, like

(09:55):
just someone coming in and just I just pictured her
coming into Rome and just going be like it's the
same thing and trum me loved by Robin s. It's
so good when someone just sings a vowel. We need
that more, not more than ever. The girls are are
too scared to vocalize. They want to whisper. I totally

(10:18):
agree with, well, then you know what. You know who
I respect lately Billie Eirelish just exploring her belt. Yeah
she really is, and it should be her because she's
the one who's getting all these girls to fucking mumble
and now they're following her lead. Yes exactly, Yeah, they
truly are. Also, Olivia Rodrigo opens up, Yes, I just

(10:38):
maybe this is why people have an appetite for American Night.
Al again, maybe this is a stretch, but you want
to see someone with like vocal powers, Like there's nothing
I miss more than late nineties ballads being popular. There's
nothing I miss more than like you know, like fucking
my heart will go on being number one. Well, then, babe,
you need to be watching American I know that's where

(10:59):
those songs. Trust me, I am. I'm When you come
over tonight, I'll show you. I'll show you some highlights. Yeah,
just show me some highlights. Alright, So number ninety, who
needs it? It's the laziest rap in history, very bad
in I just feel like it's it's it's a perfect
pop song that doesn't need anything additional. It is like

(11:23):
it's so is that? Why does that happen? Why? Why
do people feel they need to put features on sometimes
like unless it's like another like female, I really am
not that interested in It's Mariah invented it, that's true,
Like get a wrapper, get around. I mean, the Heartbreaker
verse is amazing. The fantasy with older crossover now too. Yeah,
that's the thing is that that you it does open

(11:44):
up your audience, that mark and the streams go up, mama, Yeah,
and then you get played on different storms of radio
as well. Back You know who could use a feature
is okay? Well, first got to an all for you,
Janet Jackson. A song that we were singing in like

(12:05):
the fourth fifth, sixth grade going got a nice package
all right, because I'm gonna have to write it tonight.
Do we know what we were singing? I think we did.
And also yeah, it is insane. I don't think we
spiritually knew how to ride the package, but we knew
what we were saying. I didn't know it meant fucking
riding on a dicky Yeah, Janet sort of when she

(12:28):
turned that sexual corner, never turned back, no matter even
if the song sounded like it shouldn't be like that.
Did you watch that New York Times documentary, like the
corner was turned on like on rhythmate Like, did she
turned the corner early on? Yeah? Not even not even
rhythmation it control control, yeah, control nasty, yeah, Janet, true,

(12:51):
that's culture. Hans Hans. Hans got us to talk about
Michael Jackson earlier that we've like deliberately avoided talking about it,
but we've always talked about JA. Yeah, We're sure to um.
Okay eight, Now this is Joel kim Is saying that
this needs a feature of rap feature. Who do you
have a rapper in mind? Bratt bring to Bratt back.

(13:16):
I think the Brat is attainable. Brat is a sticky option.
Yeah yeah, yah, yeah yeah yeah is it? It? Would
it be weird if I mean no? Because I guess
it wouldn't be weird to bring this song back because
it is like ten years old, like there is another
life cycle to put it through. I think that this
song could be huge again because confident and cool. You
know you hold the key. That's always going to be relevant.

(13:39):
That idea absolutely chic. Also iconically, Kelly ben Simone and
Jill's erin in the video for this not knowing what
to the fun to do with their hands or face.
They never do like there's a there's a there's a
moment in the video where where Lou is like singing
and looking at Kelly and Jill, and Jill is just
looking back at Lu like like I'm here and I'm listening.

(14:07):
So funny. Okay, number seven PhiC my senior song. This
came out in this photograph. We really wanted it the
cool kids at my high school wanted it to be
forever young off of the this was my graduation song.
We wanted it to be forever young. We were outvoted.

(14:30):
Photograph photograph, and it's so it's so on the nose.
It is like it's like vitamin C graduation level on
the nose. It was on the list. Um, I will
say that, Um, I do. I do like how it
ends with every time I do it makes me laugh
and then he just ends, I haven't heard this in

(14:53):
a while, you know, talk about this. There aren't that
many men on this list, and I will can we
can we say that you put this song on the list. Yeah, Um,
well it wasn't up to me. With God, God make
God creative. I don't know for the questions, I stand
by it. Seven you cover Jessica Simpsons song. It's a

(15:17):
really good Jessica will feel about that. I don't think
she's ever gonna know. You don't think she listens. I
don't think she's I think she took a peek at
how that artist's name is spelled and said, not my business.
Not my business, is not your fight. This is not
for me. This is tire fight Jessica, you mama, you

(15:39):
got a billion dollar hair extension empire. You do not
know how to pronounce this name. Let's table the cover.
Let him enjoy it. Yeah, number eighty five. This is
this artist like this has been all over this, all
over this list, glamorous huge who who just sampled this
song to Jack Harlow? Yes, Yes, and it's a really

(15:59):
good it's really good it, Oh my god, and it's
really clever. He's like, uh, flying in the g I
got it out some of the A like like getting
up with the A and like it's clever. It's not
just like like, oh, let me just throw on a
Fergie song. He just like he works around it. Yeah,
he used it like the art that it is, used
it to increase his art, and that is a ploy

(16:22):
for the gays and the girls. She's like, they fucking
love this. She can have us. I think he can
have us. Well, he I think him working with Littlens,
he does have us. He has us. He's had he's
had us. You know, you know, I'm totally fine with it.
He's he seems lovely. Yeah. I think he's a nice,
good nice boy. We need we need that. Has he
been to SNL. Have you met him? Yeah? When my

(16:42):
host did, he was yeah, last time. Number four, Nothing
in this World Harris Hulton. We got to sing this
song with Paris, so it was we were were I
tried back when Paris had her first documentary out, the
American Meme American Meme, and she came in and we

(17:04):
got to sing nothing in this World with her, And
I'm sure she thought that we were going to mention
stars are blind, which did not make the list, but
we are Nothing in this World stands though I do
love stars are blind. Stars are Blind is like a
little too like sleepy or like then nothing in this
world You're It's it's like a it's a power ballad,
not a power ballad necessarily, but like you feel like

(17:27):
it lifts off. It lifts off. Also I love that,
like there's the bridge like she like there's any other
singer like like it would be like an opt up,
like do this thing, do not and do this thing
to not so good good for her? Did Laana before

(17:47):
Laana say that? Number eighty three Show Me Love, Robin,
Show Me Love, Show my Life? Did you were you
guys into Robin from the very beginning from this song,
and I will say we went to Robin Knight at
the Eco Plex, uh last week, a week ago tonight.
My boyfriend did not know. Well, he's a little younger.

(18:11):
He is a little younger, and that is his defense.
But I still say I was young, you were young.
You're only I think you're only three years older than
my boyfriend. Maybe sure, so why are you forming cognitive memories? Okay, yeah,
so this song. We were five when this came out.
Really remember, yes, we were really young, so he would

(18:34):
be one this song is I guess that's unfair of me.
This is like like Robin is essentially like Paula Abdul
to him, but this song is like there's something. I'm
sure there are people like in UM Sweden who like
predate her, but like this song feels like quintessential Swedish
pop and if everything else comes from that, Max Martin

(18:55):
comes from that. You know that UM hit may maybe
one more time with originally supposed to be Robin song
and she turned it down and then turned it down
to ye huge inc that songs around. But okay, in
my defense, though, like people know the song imagine I
was I know the song imagined by John Lennon and
I wasn't alive when that song came out, and yet

(19:16):
I remember it, so why doesn't he know? Show Me
Love by Robin comparing the cultural impact is probably what
we're going to run into trouble there. I think. I
think show Me Love by Robin is as big a
song as imagined by John Lennon. I remember being a
little fag five year old and having like having that's insane.
It's just simply so simply not. I think that Imagine

(19:36):
didn't do what it set out to do. Imagine was like,
We're going to change the world. The song did nothing.
Show Me Love accomplished the sure show Me Love did
I would say have a bigger impact on pop music
than Serious because this showed Me Love into like the
Math Martin, into the rest of pop. That's huge. Imagine.

(19:58):
It's just like a song that any of the Beatles
could have sung, whether together or separate. Yoko was on it,
Who who cares Yoko was on it? It's I completely
stand by that number eighty two Show Me Love Robin
and S. Isn't it insane that there's two loves Robbin's Like,

(20:18):
thank God Robin S. It's a Shricken of the Egg
heart Breaks promises more than I'm also going to say it.
I stand by the song being eighty two and the
other Robin song being eighty three. I think this is
the superior Robin Um, which means that all the songs

(20:39):
from now on are better than Imagine, which didn't make
the list. I it brings us to Some people say,
look at me dad, that's what That's what she says, right, Um,
you know some people say it look like my dad.
You guys know your face was very funny. When you

(21:01):
guys are laughing at me like I'm crazy, pull it
up now unless you can prove it. Um. This was
like height Radio Disney played between huge Major speaking of

(21:23):
um cartoonish number eighty that don't impress me much, queen,
who could forget the iconic image of her in the
desert hitchhiking and that glamorous like I guess like three
piece like cougar material, leopard material and okay, so you
got a car. The one thing that bothers me about
the song is the heightening, isn't right? Yeah, it's like

(21:47):
she starts with Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is second, So
she says Okay, so so you're a rocket science it
gets rocket scientist Brad Pitt, So you got a car.
It's like, if I'm a rocket scientist, that's super impressive.
I will even give Brad Pitt being a heightened on
rocket scientist. I think is Brad Pitt, like, especially at

(22:08):
the time, very special guy. There's many different rocket scientists,
there's only one Brad Pitt. So that's a heightened Can
we talk to the really quickly a roll of the
dice culturally to reference an actor and then to really
have him be relevant still today, like it could have
been any but she could have said that. She could

(22:29):
have said, so you're Timothy Olfant, okay, so you're Stephen Dorf.
That don't impress me. In fact, I would say Brad
Pitt sort of has the last laugh here. Yeah yeah, yeah,
he's like, yeah, you thought I was just a piece
of meat for your song, I'm an Oscar Oscar winner okay.

(22:50):
And then at the very end the last chorus, your
Tarzan Captain Kirk, maybe John Wayne whatever. That don't impres much.
That's whatever. She loses the whole threat. You're so right
about the height it's a d heightened but also that
don't impress them me much. It is just such a
cultural lexicon moment that it is number eighty and a

(23:12):
better song than I would always like, Sorry, what did
you say? It's car rocket Scientists, Brad Pick Because that's okay,
so you're a rocket scientist. Okay, so you're Brad Pitt. Okay,
so you got a car. I think that's the way
it goes. Can we double tay? You know? I checked
it's Rocket Scientists, Brad Pitt. Car's car should not be last.
It should be car rocket Scientists, Brad Pitt. And then

(23:36):
also then you can save like your fun cultural reference
for the end of the song. Totally, that could be that,
certainly totally and she's earned it by the end. To
do Captain Kirk, What a bad writer? Expensive Erica Jane, Yeah,

(24:01):
better than I will always love you, clear clear. I
don't think we're even debating it. It's expensive to be me,
followed by number seventy eight only Hope Mandy Moore, one
of I think the most important songs in her career.
I would say, yeah, number seventy seven. I think I'm

(24:23):
in I'm in love with you Jessica Simpson. This was
a John Cougar Mellen Camp sample that really kicked us.
I love Jack and Diane. I think I think I
love I think I'm in love with you, but more
absolutely and I My favorite thing about this song is
that she goes very tell you every time you hear that,

(24:46):
like like that like we're like insane interval and she
does They're like, okay, Lanna, It's it's insane. The visual
like the readers are sing out on the visual of
you as you sing it when down in equally insane.
You know, the readers really miss out on our visuals

(25:08):
all the time, which is twice to which I say,
get well soon and give us a TV show now.
Number Madonna incredible song, number I Don't want to Wait,
I mean huge, huge, This is it takes You Back?

(25:31):
Number seventy four Government Hooker. This is one of Lady
Guga's highest charting songs in the Great Global Songbook for
good reason. Do you remember where you were when you
heard the lyrics put your hands on Me? John F. Kennedy,
do you remember where you were? I was with because

(25:52):
she played this song at the Muglar fashion show where
she walked before the album came out, before anyone heard
this track and then she threw in that little lyric
and then me and Concorde Posse were together. We were like,
oh my god, this fucking girl. That's what I said, ladyga,
this fucking girl, and that's like iconically what this girl

(26:15):
is crazy? Like I love this girl, this girl, this
girl is crazy. I love this girl. This girl. You
don't like the same age Number seventy three, Sierra, this
really was the beginning of what we called crunkin be
remember crunk. Good luck booking that spot on this list

(26:37):
do you speak of? Honestly, there's no Oh my god,
oh my god, Sierra had the last last Sierra did
have the Unfortunately it's a koh. Sira has emerged victorious
over read over billionaire Rihanna. You know what I'd say
to re read Then start making more music, bitch, and
then maybe you can get on the list. And there

(27:01):
is a huge party that being are throwing for every
artist on the list, and you're not invited. Really good
looking booking our party, speaking party, we speaking speak of
number seventy two, he said, she said, Ashley Tisdale, this
is like one of those like he said, she said,
it's a disgusting song. But it's bad, it's it's perfectly good.

(27:23):
It's bad so good. Speaking of number seventy one, star
Starships sing well they were meant to fly, singing singing
meant to fly. Honestly, that's second half of um. The
Pink Friday Roman Reloaded is some of my favorite Nikki,
like all her songs that she was doing. I loved

(27:44):
that era, Pound the Alarm, Pound the Alarm. This is
representative song, go to the beach each let's get away, right,
Let's go to the beach and for giving us that
Starships makes the list. Yes, number seventy Your Love is
My drug. People talk about TikTok, but this is the song.

(28:06):
This is the song, This is the song on a
song like she's mapping it so perfectly on like drug
youth like it's it's perfect. And also the bridge, I
don't care what people say, the rush on the price
sid day, I get so hot. It's really good. Remember
when Papula covered it and it was like a great cover.

(28:28):
Were you at that show? We did a live show
and Papula covered it and I think we kind of
killed it. It's like an acappella cover, right, No, no, no, well, no,
we had the band, but the bill that was fun. Okay,
number sixty nine, who do you think you are? Spice girls?
Tys Underland favorite for good reason. It really is when

(28:48):
you were on Molly at a club. Sorry, it really
really really better, nothing better kind of right on me
beginning think about my neck my back, like ka, I mean,
look at this point it's very scandal us something we

(29:09):
can all agree and whenever you sort of bring up
my neck my back, it's sort of a thing of like, yes,
we all now are like familiar enough with the joke.
But the fact is, like if you listen to the song,
it's beautiful, beautiful song, so beautiful, and you don't and
honestly you don't. You don't have a whop without this
coming first. No, but you know what else? I want

(29:30):
to look like your toes was also this era. It
was filthy. It was a filthy era. It was a
filthy I mean this is I mean I remember listening
to I Want to Let Ye from your head to
your toes and really wanting to get off book on
the versus you could do it the doge You don't huge,
I will say, I can't believe anyone was shocked by

(29:51):
what when we had this song, Yeah, we're people shocked.
I guess people were scandalized by scandalized. Um, what's his face?
Marjorie Taylor Green, Yeah, what's his face? And then Madison
Cawthorne with with his best friend his best boyfriend's hand
on his penis like all enraged to whop more like,

(30:12):
yeah you're gay? Number sixties seven. Every time we touched,
I couldn't remember the weird words. Every time we touched again,
what was that? I couldn't remember the words? I remember
the weird or something that happens when Joel, you know,

(30:33):
starts to like trip on a word and he kind
of loses control for a second and then all he
can do is just smile through it and just like
delighted it just happened. It just happened to him. I
want to I want to look for him, because it's
hard and he hasn't he hasn't warmed up. As Elizabeth
Swado's theater teacher used to say, bite those consonants, kids,

(30:57):
bite them all right, Um speaking up? Number sixty numbers
actually one of the best songs ever. Stand by this. Sure, yes,
there's no one's debating you have a really nastcsion. I'm

(31:18):
thinking about it, and there's no discussion. Remember the dance
break in the video, she goes she looked nervous the
whole time. Well, this was when she was like publicly embracing,
like being like a fucking mess. Yeah. Yeah, she was like,
I want to say, respectfully, I would love you to

(31:39):
take the cameras off me. I relate to this song.
Tired of rumors start, tired of rumors starting a league
and lost culture. I think it's Doug. Doug is the league?
Is he reading a book? My fuck? Not engineering anyway?
Number sixty get out of my way? Absolutely, I think

(32:00):
the best Kylie song. Yeah, absolutely, it makes me feel powerful.
Oh yeah, now I've got a taste. I want to
explore and going to waste not anymore. The video is incredible,
amazing video. Ain't going anyway, not anymore. And I'm about

(32:20):
to let you see this is what will happen if
you don't give your if you ain't giving your girl.
It's a threat. It's a threat. I'm about to let
you see it's a threat. It's about to be yet. No,
we're not gonna say that's gonna come out coming Number
sixty four Kim Petris. This isn't probably the newest song

(32:42):
on the list, but the second we heard it, we
knew that it was in the Great Global Song Book.
Treat Me like a Slut. I'm a dirty bitch. I
love to fuck. It's it's so perfect. Another like, again,
would we have the song if not for yet? Exactly?
Treat me like a slut, dirty bitch, I love to fuck.

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And from very adult to sort of childlike adult contemporary yes,
Number sixty three. Big Girls Don't my first? Really really,
I know I'm speaking of personal. It's actually called Big
Girls Don't Cry and in parentheses personal, Oh my god? Really?
What does it means? A lot? It means I remember

(33:28):
the video very well. Milo in the videos like really
establishing himself pre this is us post heroes and post heroes,
a big transition for him into music video artists. UM,
and for me, it just reminds me that I shouldn't cry.
Don't cry. And what I think of when I think

(33:50):
of this song is um a child missing their blanket.
When whenever I think of that, I think, well, thank
you for that evocative image, because now I understand what
you're going through, because I get a child miss in
their blanket. I really get that I didn't have one.
You didn't have a blanket, you didn't have any toys.
I just it just it that that passive fire and

(34:10):
that just lined that line never worked on me. And
I'm sorry to both of you that never resonated. And
I have issue with it being the being up this
thigh on the list. Let's move on. Oh my God,
when Jesus say yes, Michelle Williams, and of course the
end of that sentences when Jesus say yes, nobody say

(34:33):
she's right, and again sort of like imagine being asked
to be in the song, how could you say no?
Because the title in itself is a threat. When Jesus
say yes, nobody can say no. And by the way,
you just did say yes. I talked to him. So, Kelly,
you're going to be in town, right? How do you
know when Jesus say yes? I think, well, Jesus said

(34:54):
yes to this whole list, so I think you just
know Michelle Beyonce Kelly, No, that is not it. Do
you think I'm the Kelly? I think I'm the Michelle.
It's so stupid, and it's willfully it's it's it's willful.
I'm not I'm the Michelle. I think we're all Kelly
the most religious. Yeah exactly. I actually I embrace my

(35:20):
role as Kelly Rowlands. I really do. She's she's cool
as ship, she's funny, she's real. I'm beyonceing that. I'm
like just a little I'm a little dead inside, and
I just don't I can't really do interviews anymore because
I'm just tired. That's how I'm And you're the richest
and most famous and then but tired, but tired. But

(35:45):
it's tired. It's serving tired artists. It's serving like, oh see,
this is it. Kelly Roland has bops like lay it
on me, motivation like so good and also not for nothing.
But Kelly Rowland as cool as you want to because
she got to say faggot and Freddy versus Jason. She
got to say faggot and Freddie versus Jason. She got

(36:07):
a text on Microsoft e cell on a phone in
them what is a dilemma. Yeah, she can host any
X Factor she wants. She's such a good judge on
their shows. She's fabulous. She did the British version one
time and it was like she she like really was good.
Number sixty. Speaking of British X Factor contestants, Sweet Melody,
Little Mix, in fact, Kelly Rowland what she which meant

(36:30):
her a little Minit she did not to Lisa meantor
a Little Mix And Kelly Roland had the female artist
that year. And I remember Kelly Roland being super hard
on Little Mix because she was like, I think you
guys are really good and can be really good in
your harmonies aren't right, and you guys aren't necessarily jelling yet.
But I'm only going to be hard because you know
that I know what it's like to be in the
best girl group. But I think that you guys could

(36:50):
could get up there. And then Little Mix was didn't there,
but well internationally you could argue that they were pretty huge,
but America it never did happen. It's sort of like
Foreskin say that sort of No, I don't know what
I'm number fifty nine. What is it? Are you still
Beyonce entired? Righty? Big MoMA thing? Little Kim got it

(37:18):
going on? What what? I'm really surprised to not have
you put on how many licks on this? How many?
I'm I'm more of a how many licks? Was it
on this album? Was it? Uh? I think that was
on Notorious. There's there's stick whatever, there's so, there's so,
there's so much Kim I just this is my personal
favorite Kim sung okay perfect, That's all mine is how

(37:38):
many licks? But I respect and I know that God
put this on. Remember after Paying Friday came out and
she came out with Black Friday. Just basically it's it
was a dis track on Nicki Minaj. I think that
the little Kim Nicki Minaj fight broke Nicki Minaj. I
think that's why. Something about that going down and makes
her unable to like actually support she thinks she is,

(38:00):
though she thinks she's being supportive of the new Girls. Yeah.
And also I'm not even I don't even know specifics
and can't really gauge, like, but I'm sure it affected her. Yeah,
I think it did, because I'm sure I'm sure Kim
was affected by There's like there there's a Ryan Murphy
feud in that. Well, I actually would love to see
that maybe not maybe maybe maybe someone else. No, No,

(38:24):
it should be it should be Ryan Shonda should be
past feud and she should do it. Yes, don't cry
for me, Argentina, various, Avida's amazing, Andrew Loyd Webber crid fabulous,
Madonna is a movie killer, is killer, movie killer. I

(38:46):
never heard these seven boss ums. I'm not to hate
really a lesson being taught to kids everywhere in the
beginning that song, you don't have to like me, but
you will respect me. You know why, because because I'm
a boss. And then the d d down from the

(39:08):
video just like limp Risks hanging police for President, True
number fifty six, can't take my eyes off of you,
Denise Denise Richards and dropped it gorgeous, holds up much
better than I thought it would. We watched in the
last year or so. I also recently, Yeah, we watched. Yeah,
we watched it, and you know there are expected to

(39:31):
be I was horrified by parts, but I was horrified
by less parts than I thought. Well, Matt Malloy, who
plays the judge who's like a pedophile, is on. I
love that for you. And Greta and I were at
the premier of the night and like, we went over
to him because I haven't met at him, but I
don't share scenes with him. But I was like, we're
such huge fans of dropped the Gorgeous and he was like,
you know what's crazy. It's like I get approached about
that movie like all the time, all the time, and

(39:53):
I'm like, yeah, because it's like true, true, I think
a bigger cult classic than it even gets credit. I
think gets called a cult classic. But it's a classic.
People people really love it. You want to know what
it is? Like I was reading about it and it
was like someone made a really good point, which was
all those teen movies at the time, none of them
had like dark humor. So that was the only like

(40:15):
teen movie about high school that had like an abject
like after there was a long period. No, I think
the lineage is Heather's Jawbreaker Gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
would make sense. But like in terms of like at
that time, it was like a lot of like I
think Bringing On came around right around aroughout that time,
and like, you know, She's all that and everything. Like
in terms of nineties, like The Freaks and like Theater

(40:37):
kids didn't really have a movie that was like, you know,
like super appealing to them because that movie was not Yes,
it was about winning a pageant, but it wasn't about
like being the most popular girl in school, or like
getting pretty, or like getting Freddie Prince Junior to date you.
You know, it was like about like power struggle and
like it was about women. The really there is not

(40:59):
really a large male presence, Like he's dispensed with pretty
early in the movie. Yeah, exactly, love interest. Yeah, he
gets shot off Lauren Hill. You can't really mention Denise
Richards and then be disrespectful to Lauren Hell. So I'm
happy we did that too, and and and Lauren, we
love you. I'm really happy you put this next one
on here before past that Dutch Miss Elliott. This unfortunately

(41:25):
came on while I was on Molly at the club
and I looked out at the crowd and the only
thing I could think was Mean Girls is maybe the
perfect movie. Yeah, because this song, this song comes on
when Regina George gets introduced, like the music supervisor on
that movie, I think Neil did. And there's something so like,

(41:45):
there's something I don't know. That movie is really really evil,
takes a human form in Regina George. Oh don't let
the Yeah, she may look like your typical scum sucking
road horror, just that. Yeah, it's basic but I do
love that movie. Yeah, impossible from Brandy Cinderella, Whitney Houston's

(42:07):
that happening? Never the fact that this movie's title might
as well now be Brandy Cinderella. Yeah, but also like
that iconic backstage footage why are you what are you
doing down there? What are you doing down there? Are
you down there? When Brandy literally sing why are you
down there? Number fifty two? You don't know me? The

(42:33):
First Wives Club? You know you've ever seen I mean,
you've never seen that film, You've never seen any of
You've never seen it. And I put it in. But
isn't that played in gay bars a video bar staple? Yes,
you know what, it's actually not as good as a
movie as people want it to be, remember it. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,

(42:54):
it's one of those It's like it's actually quite long,
and like it looks like it should be so much
more fun than it is. It looks like it should
be like Zani and Lacking in the three of them
like all doing stuff together, and like it's most it's
not sad, it's just kind of like it doesn't really move.
I don't know, but we're happy it exists. He wasn't

(43:21):
mad enough Tony Braxton. This this is actually in terms
of we listened to it in Vegas, like Patrick, Jared
and I were listening to it in Vegas. In terms
of riffing over a final chorus, it is unparalleled. Her
choices over the last chorus are who coo bananas? Like

(43:45):
really going forward, like I'm forgetting like what exactly it is.
But like when you listen to it, it's one of
those songs that was like on the radio enough when
we were like that age where you remember it all
it's like muscle memory, and but you were able to
study it the closer would you do? You did a
closer read on it. I just like was hearing it
and I was like, how did this woman get in

(44:05):
the booth? And was like yeah, sure, and then like
she just picked these insane things. It's sort of like
Deborah Cox. No, it's just like there's so much going on.
I think that's providing like a good like mental model
for people, like imagine the person in the booth and
that should that that should like tell you everything. Well,
it's actually real culture number nine. Let me say it first.

(44:29):
If you're hearing a song it was recorded in the booth,
it's real. Number nine. If you're hearing a song, it
was recorded in the booth. Number one thing, one thing.
This is a great song. It's an absolute It was
in the Worst Person in the World and it real
sounded like a new song. I was like, wait is
this and then it plays like, oh, put your records

(44:49):
on Karen Bailey, Ray hit him Up Style, Oops, Blue
cant Joel. If you ever have anything to say, jump in.
There is Brianna, There is Rihanna. Rianna, you are invited
to our party, breaking dishes, Rihanna iconic. I watched my
sister do a dance contest that my two friends Sam

(45:10):
and Lorienne choreographed, and it was a little too sexy.
The line is so under appreciated of the fact that
you guys couldn't get through three without let's let's keep
Let's keep moving. Number forty six Dinosaur and oh essay

(45:31):
you are a dinosaur. Oh L d M. And you're
just an old man hitting on me. What you need
a cat? The most ages pop song ever, ages um
as pop music song Yeah keep holding On from the
Aragon soundtrack, deceptively heart songs sing uh huh and that

(45:53):
she's a singer. I mean I find with you didn't
prove it. This one did, and the Glee cast also
slayed this one. Yes, Number forty four girlfriend Japanese version
explicit Avril Levine girlfriends Spanish version explicit Avral Levine girlfriend
French version explicit Avril Levine one girlfriend in version explicit

(46:15):
Avrel Levine. Did she do different languages for each different
different versions for each language? Did you know about this?
I love this song? How is her Mandarin bo insane? Here?
I'll play it insane? It's and she doesn't even do
the original melody For the other language. She does the
original melody, but there's there are too many words, you

(46:42):
need a new one. I can be your girlfriend. And
then she does like there's too many care, there's many syllables,
so that they couldn't do the original melody. Did it

(47:03):
pay off? Was it a huge international head? No? No,
I like that. The one version you left off of
the countdown was the German version? Was the German version? Well,
let's listen to it. Let's let's just listen to the
first thing. Oh, well, that's why, And there we have it.
An ugly language. I think the French is actually kind

(47:25):
of cute. Should we listen to that. Let let's hear okay,
hold on, sure taps went to new vel based are
all your languages? These are my languages, but the Japanese one,
which is not my language, is maybe cute too. This

(47:46):
is the last one we'll play. That's cool. This is
the one I think with the biggest crossover. Well that's
why she did. Yeah, not problematic at all. Number forty
never really over, Katie Perry, You have to talk about
this one. Never really over. Um. I feel like, actually

(48:07):
I think it was a hit on streaming, but this
should have been a teenage Dreams size hit. Like I
listened to it all the time. It's so evocative, it's
so good. Katie's fucking great. It was really fun live
it was. And also I think like the song that
came out after this that's not on the list, small
Talk is also the Charlie Pooth written and produced. Small
Talk is also great and almost put really a really

(48:30):
good era for for Katie that I hope she leans
into in the next time. I agree. I also never
forget Daisies, which number thirty nine ring my bell Anit
Award Best of My Love the Emotions, absolutely perfect song,
perfect song, and von Zelf Solomon performs out an American
Idol season for cute When I kissed the Teacher Lily

(48:55):
James and here we go again. Respect Lily, Lily James
name and Mommy, I here we go again. You have
to she she is very impressive. She's great. Did you
watch any of the Pampa Tommy Pamat, Tommy Baby Driver,
Mama Mia Um, and then she's in that new Fresh
Fresh but you're thinking of Sebastian Stan Yeah yeah, yeah

(49:20):
yeah um. Number thirty six tends to be nice. Josie
and the Cats pussy Cat, Josie Pussycats. This is really
really an incredible song and a story and a song that,
like it was very effective somehow driving the plot like
it's supposed to in the span of this song. Show
how the like those girls achieved mainstream success, Like over

(49:41):
the course of this song they are cho chart toppers.
Really fine. I don't know where was the Oscar nomination
for Best Original Song for this take things? Seriously? Do
you feel? Number thirty five featuring Phoebe Bridgers huge. The
last time I was on we talked about this song.
HIV song came out the first that we loaded into

(50:02):
Fire Island shooting and oh my god, you're right. Yeah,
and um if you like interesting thirty four, This I
think is too low. This is Selena Gomez has written
one of the greatest songs of all time with those
of you to love me. I think it asks um

(50:24):
so much emotionally everyone that listens to it. Can I
ask you a question? Is the Queen of Pop on
this list? Yes? Okay, oh she's been on this. I
Love Myself was on the list. Yes, the Queen of
Pop was represented on the the Great Global Songs. I
just need to make sure absolutely. Number thirty three careful crazy,

(50:46):
I want to get married Curry Stephani, but we more
like Belly gave you tsc p it out my whole
heart to a piece of ship and I thought you
would learn your lesson about like can pick just now
return and texts. I'm at first I chuckled that you

(51:06):
included this. It's but it's one of the best things
ever because she is like emoting through it in a
really like, in a great like You can latch onto
it immediately and you're like you're with her because you
don't care about a thing about your mother, motherfucking self.
You make me Sick Number Daisies Katie Perry, A song

(51:27):
that changed my life. Talk about this song. This is
really became your personality. It became my personality for a while.
I've performed to it. I genuinely connect with the idea.
I did a lipting to it in Bom Springs, Kicked
out of our home. Number thirty one, Crocodile Rock, El
John the Facts said, Crocodile Rock Facts said, speaking of

(51:52):
Facts number thirty room room, I have never experienced, are
you four? Quite like being in a room full of people.
While this song came out in New York when she
just performed last week and everyone me especially, it was
every single fucking word just screaming. Let like just I've

(52:15):
never had fun started, I started. I was at the
pit of the Greek and the pit bumped. Everyone's credit
to Charlie x x um concert goers. Very well behaved group,
because we're all in the fucking pit and where everyone's
jumping up and down straight now toppling over. No like rowdiness.
Everyone knows to just jump up and down. Little buddy hump.

(52:37):
Dirty because this is when she fully became Tina. Dirty
was the sluttiest song of a generation. It said, give
me a yeast infection. On the music video, shoot, why
don't you, why don't you do you identify with dirty?
It's still the most insane music video to watch. She's

(52:58):
sort of like, it's so filthy. Yeah, filthy. It's giving
me Joel. It's giving me joel. He just someone who's
just like, this is medium. I see that, but post
it later. We'll post it later. Um. This actually the

(53:21):
Romans revenge, just her parts. The most engagement I had
throughout the filming of Fire Island was the Instagram stories
of you guys doing romans revenge. Yeah, I mean, that's
deep in our history. It's it's in my bones. Not
get but putting your bitches on? Is it now? To

(53:45):
wrap your coff you took the spot that I took
the spot, get off the pot, got out and broken
off your top, etcetera number mentos, the Freshmaker theme of mentos.
I mean, we all know it. We all know it.
I mean, and also like, don't this is crazy to say,
but like when you sing it, your mouth feels fresh,

(54:06):
like you know, it's like Brittany Murphy fucking sings to
it in clueless. I hope they won the Cleo. I
know about that from Madman, Number Sweet from Downtown Abbey.
This is one of the most powerful intro songs to
any television show. Number She Will Kira. When this song

(54:31):
opened up the Super Bowl halftime, you were so happy.
Oh and like cantherropy being thrown away as a lyric Darling,
this is no joke. This is like Capy. She sounds
like Candice. It's like she's like a word Smith Candice, Candice, Dealer, Diller,

(54:51):
Bassett more in her later stage ancient voices, Survivor. It's
a bope. It gets you excited. Fiji Claire Delulon really
having a moment in a lot of movies, and I

(55:12):
see being used in every other movie. What's so beautiful?
It's beautiful, speaking of absolute abject beauty all too well.
Ten minute version Taylor Swift two. But let's move on
because we got to talk about number twenty one. Welcome
to New York. Taylor Swift a different artist, a different artist,
and a better artist. In my opinion, I love this song.

(55:34):
Girls with Girls and Boys with boys. She said that
girls and girls and boys and boys to New York,
where people are gay, where people are gay. I did
play this song in my mother's car when we were
driving back from my sister's wedding into New York, and
my mom goes, this song is very good and I

(55:55):
feel amazing being in New York with this song, I
feel welcomed. I mean, I used to stack you have
Liberty of pop songs. Yeah, it really is. It stands
very tall and and definitely shines a light. It's sort
of the poor in the storm for all pop singers.
I imagine this. I imagine Lady Liberty dancing to this song,
and I think she's happy. We're in the top twenty.

(56:16):
Can we say acknowledge these These are the top twenty
songs of the world and the Great Global Song Book
number twenty. Vanessa Hudgens put your sneakers on. Why don't
you do you have the energy? Did you eat? Do
you have the energy that those These are important questions,

(56:37):
These are major questions. Vanessa for the pod, Vanessa for
the pod. I agree, and I need to confront her.
You need to confront her about what did I what happened?
People are going to die. We need to really get
to the bottom of her. But like I was a
bigger fan after that, I think it really helped her.
Oh no, it put her on the map. Yeah, that's

(57:00):
how high or drunk she was, that that she would
be that transparent and also make that big of a gaff.
I was like, you real to me, she kind of
was right, I mean, yeah, okay, number nineteen. Isn't that
like inevitable? I shouldn't be doing this? And then she
was the way she laughed, I don't know. I stamped

(57:21):
and Sneaker Knight really is a bop and it is
it about sneakers? Is it? It's called sneaker Night, maybe
sneaker Evening, Sneaker Evening number nineteen and a smne but

(57:42):
not yours. They are my own, not yours. They are
my own. And I am never booke. Number eighteen Milk
Money Fergie. This is the first non duchess song and
her highest chart players, highest chart placement, let's place, Let's placement. Yeah,

(58:03):
this is a great music video. Great. I mean, Kim Kay,
Kim Kay poorn milk on herself you have. I think,
like Christie Chrissie, one of the icons of the of
the time, speaking of nine number seventeen stretch, I don't
think there's anything more to say Nope, Just how about this?

(58:24):
How about just make a YouTube search? How about ros
there you go? Number sixteen, dip it Low? Christina Milion
better than ladies who lunch, better than some Hi. I mean,
Christina Milion is huge right now. So then this was
the beginning. She couldn't even keep her job on the voice.
She was the Brian gentleman, the social media correspondent who

(58:46):
wasn't after season or two that that's doing her dirty.
I love Christina Milion, Oh me too, the beginning of
dip it Low, like that's like that warped string. But
never forget too that she is in Jessica Simpsons Public
Affair music video with Christina Applicant and Eva Longoria. Amazing,

(59:06):
never forget some city vibes. Hello number amazing. Great Christians.
Do you have anything to say about this? Um? No,
it's a beautiful song. It's a beautiful, gorgeous song and
a lot of the world it's been arranged many different ways. Yeah,
you can do so much with that. You can do
a lot with it. Yeah. Number fourteen Am two pm.

(59:27):
Christina Emilian to have two songs in the top twenty,
that's how do you know you're a force? That's how
you know your fir. This song is about longevity, it's
about lasting AM to PM, and Christina has lost it.
She has lasted. And I would also say this whenever
you sort of command somebody hit the lights. It is powerful.

(59:49):
It's powerful, it is powerful. It stays with me. It's thirteen.
Why did you do that, Lady Gaga. Just watch the
movie and you get the movie and you'll get it.
Sam Elliott Circle moment because we did the Stars Born
review on this episode and now it's number thirteen of
the Songs of the World, Number twelve, various alphabe ending

(01:00:14):
movie one of Wicked. What is the second movie gonna be?
No good Deed, No good deed, They're gonna thank goodness,
thank thank Goodness is a great song. Thank Goodness an
underrated song in the musical, one of the best act
two openers. Yes, but I also think thank Goodness will
be a really fun beginning of the second movie. Yeah
it will. I actually don't think the two movie thing

(01:00:36):
is going to be a disaster. I really don't. I
think I think that I think they right. I think
the second movie needs a new song. I think definitely
actually well, and also what I want is that the
movies are both not two hours and fifteen minutes long, Like,
if they're going to split these into two, give us,
do not do what they did with the Hobbit and
stretch it for it's in those three movies right that

(01:00:57):
it's a very short book. He knored in an afternoon.
Number eleven, Girl Fight Brooke Valentine one of the most
violent songs. Number ten. That's the way it is really definitive, definitive,
definitive as a song, but definitive and sentiment. Yes, And
that's the way. That's the way it is. What is

(01:01:19):
the way? What is it that it can be anything? Selen?
Congratulations Selene on your highest chart placement, Number nine, Cyrus
a favorite of mine. A beautiful song. I mean, just
and did you know that actually this is true, like
every country singer passed on it. I was gonna say,

(01:01:39):
literally it is hearkens back to those like that route
yet Martina McBride a broken wing moment like we're giving
concrete angel as mentioned earlier, but every country singer passed
on this, and she was like, I'll take it, you know.
Rihanna passed on um, we can't stop. And that's why
I didn't know. That's why we got the course that

(01:02:00):
we got number eight to become one the Spice girls
condom anthem Condemn Them, a beautiful song that the music
video is New York. Yeah, it really is New York.
But this is like the five of them. This is
like the last single off of Spice, the first album.
So at this point they were already like fucking icons.

(01:02:21):
To do that on your first album, m I love it.
And also when a baby said be a little bit wiser, baby,
put it on, put it on. They said social message queens,
they said, girl powers not our only message? Did not
they did not know about prep. No, they did not
know about prep. But they never rowed dogs it in
their life. But I bet they have sense. Yeah, are
they're missing out? Number seven? Who let the dogs out?

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Baha man? When I found out that it wasn't real
dogs used in the Who Who Who? It was just
the baham thought that that was real dogs. As a child, Yeah,
I thought they brought the dogs into the booth. Honey,
you believed to you believe to believe easily. I did
grow up evangelical Christian. I guess that's sort of the

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definition of should be the tagline. Number six, he loves
you not Dream. I bet the girls have Dream are
really excited to have gotten to number six. They will
be at the party, the party, but they're going to
look exactly like Dannity Kines. We love them though, he
loves me, he loves not. Number five The Boys Mine,

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Brandy and Monica sort of a similar sentiment to he
loves you not he loves me. He loves you not
right exactly. The boy is mine, the boys and you're
You're Brandy and I Monica. We've also performed this a bunch.
Excuse me? Can I please talk to you for a minute? Sure,
you know you look kind of familiar, Yeah you did too,

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But um, I just wanted to know do you know
somebody name? Well you know his name? Oh yeah, definitely,
I know his name. Well, I just want to let
you know that he's mine. No, no, he is mine.
Number four Milkshake Plice. I mean the way people reference
this song constantly still and what is the milkshake? It

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can be anything. It can be anything. It might be titties,
or it could be really like milkshake. I mean, like
she made it. She made it just vague enough, you
know what I mean and not only milkshake can be swapped,
can be anything. The yard can be a yard to
the yards. It could be her box, it could be
her home. So funny just ye people going to the

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yard again, mean girls, When the little girl at the
screen heye, drive back, Candice Well deserved the best housewife song, period, period, period,
point blank. Boy, this drive back to You is actually

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a hook that I want to hear again and again.
I will never forget the live I don't think so
Honey show in New York over the summer, where this
song really had just come out and you had not
made it a part of Like I actually think lost
called readers now would recognize it and like celebrate it
in the way. But for you to try to celebrate
it when no one knew what it was and treating

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it like as though it were a huge hit. Well
at at my show at New York Comedy Festival, like
when Greta and my co headlined like I came out
to drive Back, and like when I tell you the
crowd was so down for it. I was like, who
knew that song? And they all screamed, and I was like,
she owes you a jet, She'll look forward to the

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last Cultures Culture Awards. See if Candice takes home some hardware,
Candi shows up number two somewhere over the rainbow, Judy Garland,
I mean, it is a transformative piece of cinema history,
and you know, musically it has stood and we'll stand
the test of time. I saw him that still like
feels like, like puts a sense of on wondering kids today. Yeah,

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I think nothing to that. We have arrived at the
number on the great global songoisodes. Spectacular. Congratulations, congratula to
be here. Congratulations to both of you. Huge for both
of you. I'm so proud of both of you. I
literally am like not as busy as both of you combined,

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and I could not make it to a hundred episodes
of my podcast, honestly, congratulations though, like Urgent Care, Urgent
Care did the fucking thing. We we did it. But honestly,
it is hysterical that we could not make a two
episodes and we did. We started this in March and

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in different worlds, different worlds, in a different place and time.
But we have still the Obama. Nevertheless, we've been through
three different presidents. We have been through three from presidents
all amazing so that we could all amazing presidents, so
that we could arrive at this moment of announcing the number.
But the number one song of the Great Global Songbook

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is Cool for the Summervado experiencing a huge rebirth on
TikTok Oh. There is no song that gets me more
in the mood for anything than Cool for the Summer.
Iconic carecut. At the time, the video was psychotically good,

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the bisexual lighting with the themes of the song. I
dare anyone to be that iconic. I was literally just
talking to somebody about this, like I'm sure you get
d ms that are like, Hey, I'm going through something,
can you help me? You know, Like I've talked to
other people in our friend group. Who gets against from strangers? Yea?
And can you imagine what Demi Levado's inbox looks like?

(01:07:58):
Everything that they represent and an honor like their indecs
must be a mess, must be they're talking about aliens, yeah, ghosts, Yeah,
they must get all kinds. They probably get a lot
of people being like I also saw a ghost in
a froio stand. Yes, they they've invited that in, which

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is you know, wonderful. Listen all I know is with
all the craziness that goes on in their life, they
have they have offered cool for the summer to us,
and cool for the summer if our grandparents had somewhere
over the rainbow, our grandchildren will have cool for the summer. Well.

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We end every episode with the song. This episode is
no different. Time me down to your paradise. Don't be
scared because your body tie. Just that we want to
try because they you and now and now listen, but

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I don't right sto