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Speaker 1 (00:42):
If you watch your coffee time.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The baby you know the name flame, my bro also
known as my ro Flame.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Come in with last and come in with you love
loundest baby. You better catch it when you can drop
a knowledge from fatherhood to politics, shouting now comics, just
paying homage. What's up tests? Yeah you know she raised
shout towns on speaking to the grown a second year.
We're gonna laugh and come and kick it in at
the end we leave it with just a lift you spirits,
but you want to revisit so your first second listen,
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young folks. So it's list oh folks that we dig it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Goodkin, No thish, do what you do? No peas, do
what you do?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Cain, no plea, do what I do?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
No po.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Oh. This is comedian Sayon Row and welcome to this
week's episode of Laughing Like. This is actually our first
episode of the new year.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Are you it's happy New year?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Happy new year. This is our first episode of twenty
twenty five. But what number is this? Mobby?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
We have to ask Aaron, this is not first one.
We did it on the second. I don't want to
correct you, but I was thirty one or two?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That was the Oh my god, that was the voice
of God. That's our producer, Aaron y'all, okay, thirty one.
So yeah, thank you guys for joining us here. For
all the new fans and future fans and prison fans
and old fans. We glad they all came here with us,
because you know, we're gonna you tell us, We're gonna
tell you, We're gonna tell each other, and hopefully we
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both gonna learn something. Even though I think I'm the Oracle,
I think I know everything already anyway, which is completely untrue.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Do you think that you're the oracle? Or do the
gummies make you think you're the oracle?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The gummies made me think I'm the oracle.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Gondee, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Junior, all of them
speaking of speaking of Martin Luther King Junior, who is
a great freedom fighter, we're gonna talk about, I know
we're gonna get around to it, Jimmy Carter's funeral because
they did just bury him today.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
But I just want to talk about so classy I
thought the President Obama and President Elect Trump was I know, y'all,
I know, I know, I know. But what I don't
like is the fact that I see y'all going back
and forth, like how can he speak to him? They
have the friendly conversation, they laughing. These are two men.
They were both the president of the United States at
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one point in time. And what we saw publicly, that's
the politics for alls, fair and lovel of war and politics.
But they the whole world was watching, so they had
to act like leaders, like world leaders, and like gentlemen.
This is what men do. Men don't go back and forth.
They squashed it. They saw each other. They had to
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be cordial because that is who they are, and the
whole world is watching.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
And what do you say all the time? Flame? We
are what? First?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
We are Americans. That's it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
We're Americans. That's what they were presenting as outside as
we're looking in. And we had to look like a
cohesive not parties Americans.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Now, I thought it was quite petty on George Bush's
behalf that he did not shake President Trump's hand. I
also thought, before y'all get on my case, that it
was quite petty of that the senator whoever was sworn
in recently and her husband would shake Vice President Harris's hand.
That didn't That doesn't discredit them that credits you. You know,
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Bobby made a very valid point earlier when we were
talking offline, and Bobby said, you took the shine away
from your wife, which you did, because nobody is talking
about your wife just made a precipice in her career.
They're talking about you being a rural husband and a
rual man to a woman.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So yeah, Debt Fisher's a husband, I thought, and he
and he did it was he looked like he sucked
a lemons. And this was even worse. So I'm gonna
let people figure it out. I actually think it's the
woman thing. I personally, but I'm white woman saying this.
I think it's more of the woman thing. This is
he this is her third term. The first term they
had her shaking. He shook the husband, shook President Trump's hand.
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Then there's a picture with President Biden's hand and he
would not even look up for and I thought people
were being critical of her. I thought commonly handed it beautifully.
She just went like all right, and people thought, oh,
she was an awkward moment for her. It was, but
she just kept moving.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
See. But and then here's the thing. You you brought up,
the white woman thing because nobody would have ever known
that you were a white woman had you not.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Said it, even though you can't even tell a lot.
The difference between my skin and this is a popcorn.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But has she done it that? If has she done
the exact same thing, they would have deemed her the
angry black woman and she you know, so I don't
like that. It's not fair on both sides. I didn't
like that he did. I would not have liked if
she did it. But she wouldn't have done that because
she handles herself and a way that we think that
politicians are supposed to them handle themselves. Y'all know, let
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Trump change the face of politics. But I'm telling you
right now, every time I see the maga fighting back
or pushing back because of something that he said that
he would do it, he's not doing it reminds me
that they're gonna stand up on their hind legs and
they gonna remember that the Americans before they are maga. Oh,
it's gonna be a lot of infighting this next four years.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh well, he's already. I mean there are things that
are Yeah, there are things that are that are coming
into play that you know, he was going to change things,
and there are certain things finding out he can't change.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
So when Bush, when Bush didn't shake Trump's hand, it
just reminded us why Bush didn't know what to do,
because he didn't know what to do, just like he
didn't know what to do on September once that day,
it comes between ten, it comes after ten, four twelve.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, that day. He didn't know what to do that
day either. So I'm not surprised they just showed it
showed no leadership. You look like adolescence because grown men
don't take that out publicly. That's something that a woman does.
And before y'all say I'm sexist, y'all know I'm not lying.
But yeah, that's not how me and handle business. So
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heads off to President Obama and President Trump because I
think they handled themselves very, very dignified. But I must
say before we get off of this subject, Bobby, did
you see the way Trump was looking at Kamala Harris
like he wants to just lay and just have his
way with a Oh my god, he did job.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
She had absolutely no interaction. So Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton,
they they all shook hands. Obama I thought it was terrific.
He did a great job. Considering that miserable SOB was
giving him such the business about his day of birth.
I thought, everybody at Gore, it was nice to see
Gore there. I mean, they were white, the dignitaries. She
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kind of just face forward and uh, she didn't do
she didn't do too much look into the sides other
than her.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, now, hold on as
a black as a black person who represents a black woman. Sometime. Oh,
she gave him that sad at peripheral peruhal Yeah that work, Yeah,
that word. She was looking forward with them as was
damn their turn straight to the back, like if you
make one wrong move.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
You know what she was probably looking at. She was
probably wondering whose dishes Malaniam was in the back washing,
because she came out with her haloll like mast and crazy,
and I said, sweet jeesus, is that an ape? When
she's gone, she looked like a hot mess. And she
usually is done to the nines.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
She goes.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
She comes down for Bobby Clifford. Look at me in
my old navy sweatshirt with a big stain on a
ketchup stain, shoved Knight walk one in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
They might have forced her to go. She probably couldn't
be bothered, but she go there all?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Wasn't there one? Why all that I have to go?
I actually watched the entire thing, not once, but pieces
of it. I started to watch again. I loved the
just like I loved him at his grandma's I loved
the grandson Jason's eulogy. I thought he was adorable. He
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just described there were two things that he thought particularly funny.
You know, they lived, they lived a quite a modest life.
They lived just a brick ranch, and he says, looks
like it was a house that he built himself. You
would show up, he'd have the seventy short shorts on
and a pair of crops and invite you in. And
on the corner of the of the sink would be
a rack that they would wash and save their dry
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their ziploc bags. Because he was a big environmentalist. He
said he got a he got a cell phone, Jimmy, uh,
you know, you know, a while ago, and all of
a sudden, Jason's phone rings and he says, hmmm, he said, hi, Papa,
what's going on? He goes, who is this? He says,
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it's Jason. You great, And he said. He says, well,
what are you doing? He said, well, nothing, you called me.
He goes, I didn't call you. I was taking a picture.
It was just he does it. He is an absolutely
gifted speaker. He makes it poignant and respectful, and then
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he also gave you a few laughs. He made them real.
He made them real people. They lived a life of
service and modesty. If he had a nickel, he was
sending it over Sudan to get rid of the guinea
worm so people could see, you know, people weren't sick
and weren't suffering, and they were really they were remarkable people.
The other one that I liked, The other eulogy that
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I really liked was one of his top aides, a
Stu eisenstat And what I loved about it is because
he was afraid people were going to forget about what
Jimmy actually did and got accomplished. People just remember the
Iran Contra and then inflation was going up at that time,
but they don't remember all the things. So just some
of the things that that he had mentioned was he
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said he was known for civil rights uh here US
Land and human rights abroad. He had the first minoral lighting,
he created the first. He created the US Holocaust Museum.
He had a Kosher Shabbat during the Camp David Accords
for the Israeli delegation, negotiated the Iran hostage release, even
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though just like Trump would do, Reagan's people held held
them there for a few days until Carter got out,
and then he went in. Most of his what he
had passed was always bipartisan, he said, think of that today.
Can you absolutely imagine? He championed civil rights, the energy crisis.
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We had lower thermostats, we drove at fifty five. He
appointed more people of color to senior executive positions and
judge ships that all previous thirty eight presidents combined. He
created the Department of Education, increased funding for low and
moderate income students, created FEMA. The ethics and government laws
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that we have were under Jimmy Carter. He had a
comprehensive civil service reform, which I actually remember because I
had a friend that was my father's firm was a postman.
He gave more land eighty million acres to Alaska to
a national park than any other president. Climate changed, He
moved US towards reliance off of foreign oil, towards energy security,
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he was the first to give incentives for conservation, and
he put solar panels on the White House, which on
day one Reagan took off. But that was pretty We
didn't think, you know, I didn't realize how much he
actually had created. I said, the man was busy, and
he was that was it. They said he had an
unbelievable work ethic. He didn't stop. So I really appreciated
steweys and staff because there weren't too many people with
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one hundred year old president that are actually still around.
But I said, kudos to you for actually reminding us
what the man actually did while he was.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
In that in one term, because he only said one.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Term, that's it. And then they said, he said, now
that's nothing. I couldn't even start. But what they did,
he and Rosalin did the minute he got out, he
did more for and then he went down a list
of that too. But my my risk gave out. My
Copple tunnel kicked in. He was just an amazing and
amazing person. His his grandson said, he had a life
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that was a love story. The first part of the
love story. We always assume it's going to be Roslyn,
he said, But no, he said, my my grandfather loved
his fellow human, and he loved his neighbor, and he
spent every minute of every day trying to figure out
how to make it better for people. If my and
my grandmother went along with it, and that built their
love story too. It was, it was really amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
It was.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I wish somebody would say that I hope him.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Pray that he is with his beloved Roslyn, because they were.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
It was so the other thing that I thought was hysterical.
So back in the day watch Mondale his VP, and
Gerald Ford his nemesis. You would think, but they were
best friends and Carter all wrote eulogies for each other,
and whoever went first was gonna was gonna get it.
So both Mondale and Ford's sons read, their parents read
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their fathers, and uh. At the end, Stephen Ford read
and I said, oh, it was a line that he
had he had added in Gerald Ford, so he actually
thought about it and he and what he had said
is what you just said is first about Rosalind. He goes,
and I can't wait to welcome you home, my dear friend.
I can't wait to see you again. And I thought, oh,
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that kind of choked me up, and he got a
little choked because you know, you're reliving your father's death
all over again too. But it was he orchestrated it
by himself. It was he was someone who didn't like
pump circumstance, but he knew that the people needed that,
we needed to know that we were elevated. Like he
never wanted to have heill to the chief. He actually
legally tried to find out a way that they could
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stop doing that. He thought it was ridiculous when he
walked into it, like it was like enough, but we
kind of all dig that. So anyway, I really, you know,
a true champion and what a patriot.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Rest in peace, President Carter. You made it to one
hundred years old. Baby, That's a blessing in all kind
of ways. And I'm glad he made it, you know, Bobby.
So I want to talk about what's happening right now
because I'm in California. I'm in southern California. If we
have the most horrendous wildfires, Bobby here, so many so far.
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I think they said eleven thousand acres of land had
been buried with four different fires, separate fires, but the
winds were six six dounds six well, and the winds
were eighty ninety degree, I mean Mount Hour. They were
blowing over the trucks on the freeway and everything. It's
the yeah, san Ana Wings and I'm telling you about
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it is some mess. And so many these people lost everything.
But now they got the face with the loosers, the
rest of the looters, because the louterers are going through
the property to fan stuff. A lot of people left
their animals, horses and dogs, and it's just and I
know you guys see it on your news there, but
here because the smoke is in the air. When I
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go outside, you can see the smoke.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
In the airing that.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah, yeah, it is just so sad to see those
people on there because that was such a beautiful the palisades,
everything that was such a beautiful stretch of laying. It
just wow. Those people lost everything.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Delly Crystal and his wife lost their house that they
lived in for forty six years. You want to talk
about losing everything. Every child's picture, grandchild's picture's got to
be in that house. And it happened so fast. Mel
Gibson was complaining. Grs. Hilton lost their James Woods and
then there's some like soap opery guy camera and I
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come thick of his last name.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, yeah, you see him.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
He was talking, but he was more trying to say
how quickly it happened, like they were talking about you
guys probably should get out because and we're watching it
rage down the street and literally obliterate the houses like
they were standing. And two minutes later they weren't we
see that people to smoke us so bad that people
are leaving the cars and we're walking, which seemed absolutely crazy.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well, President and Trump got on the news and blamed
Gavin Newsome. And then when the mayor of Karen Bass
of La got back home today from Ghana, which President
Biden asked her go to Ghana. When she came home,
it was attacking her like it was her father, like
she wasn't there. I wanted to be her press secretary
so Bass, so I could turn around and say she
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took a page out of Tia Cruise's playbook. And when
this happened, she jumped on the plane and went somewhere else.
But she was already there.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
But you know who was there, and he was probably
cross covering a for a yonster to go President Biden
was there. He's already met with with tons of the firefighters,
or at least yesterday he did. He was there for
God bless his great grandchild. Is for his great grandchild.
And so he went right over and in no mincing words,
he was He was down in New Orleans as well, Uh,
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you know, visiting there. So he's there. Bess doesn't have
to be there if the president's there, I don't think,
you know. And she's doing it, Let's face it, they're
doing everything on the phone anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
She's got now and now they're trying to say that
the homeless that I do not believe those fires were
not were set because of the winds. I do believe
if power lines got blue down that could happen with
those fires. I believe those fires were intentionally set, and
I don't believe it was a homeless. Why was the
homeless set the fires when they live outside, so outside
is their home. They're gonna set their home on fire?
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That it sounds crazy, but I don't believe that.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I believe that you're saying they don't want to do that, Jove.
Maybe they're stoves, they're said, and like they were cooking,
and if the winds are so bad because you only
need one little ember that goes and it's like a snowball.
Obviously it's not a snowball because the snowball would put
it out, but you know, it can just build. I
don't know they're saying. I know that all of the
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different communities they said LA. I think he said. I
was listening to it on the radio coming in. It
was on CNN. They had one of the fire chiefs
and I think he said there were thirty eight different
communities LA fire departments, which seemed crazy to me. And
they're all working together like trying to you might as
well double up forces because they're not, you know, to
try to prevent more.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Well, a lot and a lot of funding was cut
here in California for firefighters, like seventeen point six million
dollars worth of funding was cut. I'm not sure whose
watch there was, but whoever did that. You know, now
we need more firefighters, now, we need more help, now
we need you know, why not? This is just me
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speaking hypothetically. Why not get some of these legal illegals
it's all call it illegal immigrants and train them to
be firefighters. They're not at all bad and they might
want those jobs. Those jobs are life and deaf jobs.
You know, sometimes you don't come home from their job.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It's a certain personality, it's a it's you don't find
a lot of people that are going to run towards
the trouble. Most people are trying to run away from
the trouble. That said, I do see that President Biden
had signed in this week so that federal and state
employees can actually get Social Security as well. You know,
since they're paying into it, they are under rag and
they called it basically double dipping. I know that's not
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the correct term, so he kind of changed that. Maybe
if they're actually going to have a living wage when
they retire, you'll have more people wanting to do this.
It's an honorable job, you know, and a lot of
people they have to have side gigs because they don't
make enough, so they're on three days off off, three days,
you know. They have all different schedules like that. So
a lot of them are carpenters and a whole bunch
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of other stuff. So doing doing MIC if there are
people that actually want to stay, I think that sounds
we're bringing in the tech people. According to Mosque, So
why not bring in people who will do those jobs
service jobs, but it's terrific.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Well, uh, hats out to all the firefighters out there
because I think they imagine. But they got the Cadevin
dogs out there just in case they missed something. And
mind you, these dogs and stuff are walking out there
and it's still hot over there. It's still very hot
over there. The ground it's still smoking. It.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
It's crazy and it could start up. President Biden said
that the US government, well he's that little son of
a gun is working his little dogs off. He's going
to cover one hundred percent of the LA fire response
costs for one hundred and eighty days. So he's trying
to squeeze in what he can by executive order and whatnot.
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Before he's only got eleven day, ten days, you know
he's got he's got to be napping now. It's a
long day from today. God bless them. Yeah, Airbnb is
offering free emergency housing too. I saw Kevin Hart put
that up and I thought, good for you, Airbnb. I
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saw a lot of shelters too. If you've got animals,
or if you can't take care of them during this time,
please drop them off. You just go to wildfires. If
you type that into your computer, it'll pull up all
sorts of information. They really put that page together quickly,
so I know twenty nine hundred acres that was.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
I think that was yesterday. I can't even imagine now
it's eleven thousand. Kevin Heart, I'm doing to show Wednesday
the fifteenth, for Chris Spincer's birthday. Supposedly, yeah, supposedly. Surprised
guests is mister Kevin Hart.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Oh my god. I give him a little box to
stand on when you talk to.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Him, I ask him, can I be one of the
read cup boys with titties?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
He seems now he's another one. If I ever heard
anything bad, I'll be so sad. He seems something.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, he's a good yeah, good guy. Good.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
You were out at you were out at his his
art whatever they call his recording studio. Weren't you for something?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yes, with an earthquake? I did earthquake. Sure. There are
a couple of times speaking of about the wildfire. Body.
It's just and the is something with the insurance. So
apparently State Farm has stopped doing a whole bunch of
fire insurance here in California, and it's I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Orange, please, they do it down the cape. You can't
get get house insurance, no flood insurance. So what's the point.
We're surrounded by water. What do you think is gonna happen?
So you guys are surrounded by the desert, and of
course they're gonna be fine. Just give you your money
just in case, but we probably won't pay you, but
we'll hold on to it for you.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I don't know, you know, with such with so much travesy,
with all these houses, right, and so many millionaires and
billionaires and stars, I don't know that something, something are
gonna have to change because a lot of stars, major
people lost their homes.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
The Oh my god, yeah, I can't even I really
can't even to imagine to have nothing. You got to
have a go bag or something and have stuff ready
for your your dogs.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Jeez.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I think if I was even in that area, even
if they weren't evacuating, I think I might have to
go and take a little a staycation or something. But
they probably don't even have. There were thirty thousand people displaced.
That probably isn't a hotel room in the state.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Oh yeah, all the hotels there's are filled up in there.
But I hope they're not price gauging the people. I
don't know, but I hope that because this was this
was just, oh, Bobby, it's just the devastation of it.
It looks like one of something out of one of
those movies where they just on a pocket, just took
everything out. It just burnt and it spread. Like you said,
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the spread so fast because the winds were so strong
and it was just going from the house. But I'd
love to see the neighbors out there. They were holding
eacha oil's houses. Not that it came to any avail.
But I saw something today Bobby online that they have
these drones that they're going to use for fire and
the drones go up and you don't need a ladder
or anything, and it cures like a bunch of water
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and they could just spray into where the floor's on.
I thought that was terrific. But all like to think
about was they got some more people's jobs going to
get taken.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Well, But you know, I don't like that, so I'm
with you. But the other piece of it is the
place when we have automation and we have AI and
it was automation in our day. But if no one's
doing the job and you can't. You have nobody to
fill it. That's when you're going to have things like that.
If it means somebody losing their house or the drone
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going up, I say go for it. Maybe you know
people will be saying, oh my god, CALIFORNI there were
drones in the air too. Here in New Jersey. They're
losing their bananas over the drones. Thinking it's somebody from
the outside. I think it's our people looking on the inside.
Fourteen hundred firefighter personnel. I hope to God people who
are coming from other states, because that sounds like a lot.
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It's really not a lot. When you've got that huge swath,
like when they put it up on CNN or News
Nation is what I watch. It's it's an enormous amount
of land. I can't even I don't know. If we
don't get the trucks, they run out of water. So
that was the other thing they were discussing. And it's
not that they're really running out, it's that the system
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can't handle it. It can't handle the large amounts that
have to come out at once, so it's almost like
choking the pipes. Is it's trying to come.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Oh my god, the way.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Very very scary. I just hope that if if a
fireman or woman fire person one of the heck the
PC word is today, if they're going and pressing, they're
hooking it up, hooking up their hose. I hope to
God that when they hit the button, the water's coming
out and they don't get hurst. That's what I'm nervous about.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yah. Yeah, it is such a scary situation. Yeah, Bobby.
And and what you guys see on the news where
you are located, it's not what we see here because
we're right here, so we get it from so many
different angles. It really is horrific to look at. And
it's got the traffic. The traffic are really crazy to hear.
The traffic is really bad. And the air, the air
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quality is really really bad. So the problem.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
You might be wearing a mask for other reasons, and
like those remember what would they RV whatever they call them.
You need something to filter out because the pollution when
you burn a house, think of the insulation, all the
chemicals that are in that house, So you better be careful.
I worry about everybody's lungs in ten years, seeing how
people are, how are people how they're doing?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Mm hmm, and you know how to do filthy things
on my mouth?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, well you don't talk about them anyway. Did you
see that juliani Is help was held in contempt, that he.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Should have been held at the mental institution? Good God?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
He really no. Now I'm gonna flip it. I'm going
to give him a compliment. Back during nine to eleven
he handled New York. I felt, at least being on
the East coast with them, he did an unbelievable job.
Some are the line. God bless him, his little heart.
I don't know if he got the big head, but
his cheese lid off the cracker, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
The greed that was greed, the greed their power, and
the greed consult him it.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Did you know what he's probably thinking, it's gonna get
some sort of pardon from his his boyfriend. I wonder
if you will, I'll be interested flame to see who
who he actually he talks about it, but who he'll
actually give the pardons too?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Bump bumps he said January sixth, insurrections.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Well that's what he said. But I think he thinks
a lot of things there are some people that that
I think should have should have their their their sentences commutated.
Not the people who were on that main hall like
going into the building, but there were people over by
the Supreme Court side that were they were there for
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like a protest. Now they probably should have turned around,
So get them for trespassing. Give them an appropriate you know,
the crime has to fit the punishment. Maybe those people,
if there are those people that are in jail, but
not like the Proud Boys or any of those people,
I don't think I don't think they should be getting
a GD thing. We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Well, I'm not gonna argue with you on that one
cause I kind of like don't care. I hope they
arrest them all, honestly, because they're only going to get
arrested because had there been a group of black people,
we would have been shot dead on the streets and
nobody would have suffered anything for it. So that's such
a such it's so tricky for me. And we're looking
at it at the same picture, like we said before,
but we're looking at it with different sets of eyes.
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So I get what you're saying, Bobby, But you had
it been us or black and brown people. We have
been all dead. So no, no, no, and that's not
even a scenario art stay well probably not. No. We
would have definitely been shot there in the street. So
I just I don't want anybody to get away with
the consequences of that, because if y'all, if they get
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away with it, what's gonna say that in four years
that they're not pleased with the outcome, that they go
they get even more bonkers and really go crazy set
let's play from fire and burn it down.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
But it's true, but you know, like to flip it
back a little. On Monday, January sixth, So here's the
good news. It's always January sixth, right. I don't think
anybody ever knows that that's actually the day that we
certified the that we certified the vote. We put our
big girl panties on and our big boy pants on,
and we certified the vote. Easy, peasy, lemon squeezing.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
All of the all of.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
The Democrats actually came every lost one and came in
to make sure that people saw that we were actually
even though we lost, And that must have been really
tough for Kamala. She actually lost and had to certify
that was her job to certify the vote. But she
did it because she believes in the constitution, and that's
what our job is. I hope that moving forward that
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that's what we that's what we actually see now. Trump
I think he thought so. Remember he's supposed to be
sentenced tomorrow, and he asks Scotis to hear his case
because this is going to interfere with his ability to
do work if he's a convicted felon. Even though he's
not going to get any punishment from it, he still
gets the conviction. And they said five to four, Nope,
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you're got to say you're getting sentenced. I almost fell over.
I am sure he is.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Sh it'll be it'll be the weakest sentence you have had.
You have you can't have peanuts on your next flight.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
No, it's going to be nothing. He is going to
have it. I mean he did it. He's guilty of
the felony. He's a convicted felon. So after tomorrow is sentencing,
he is legitimately a convicted felon, not just just saying it.
It's happened, you know, It's like the certification of the vote.
It's happened. It's official. There are some countries he will
not be able to go into, and he's going to
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try to repeal it. You know, go.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Change change the rules on all job applications and when
you're a planning for the apartment or house or any
of that. Because it was Lily, is unheard of and
unprecedented that a convicted fella it could be the president
of the United States. You could even get that close
to the over office being a convicted nothing right, But
the rules have changed. So now y'all had to change
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the rules everywhere.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
No, that's so, so we have there are two things
that you just said there. The rules haven't changed. The
problem is our forefathers when they wrote stuff, they never
thought somebody iky I would I was gonna say scummy,
but that's not nice. A convicted they're not only the best,
but we got when we put a president in, they're
(33:35):
the best. They have the best character, they're the best
of the best. They never thought they had to actually
write it out. Now what we have to do is
it's not going to be this obviously this administration. When
the next administration comes in. I hope that whoever gets
the next the next Supreme Court, because you know, we've
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got a few people that are gonna they are going
to retire. They take away the stupid immunity and uh
that you actually put it in that you cannot be
You cannot run and be a convicted felon. Forget about serve.
You can't even run with it. We've got to bolster
some stuff up, at least I think. But anyway, that's
(34:16):
what he's I think he thought it was going to
go away and it's not going to go away. So
and he's not. He's he's been talking crazy mess. Have
you seen him fifty first stake for Canada. It's all
what you always say, flame distractions. Because if we're talking
about Panama being under usted and we're talking about the
(34:37):
Gulf of America, why aren't we talking about tariffs? And uh,
Trudeau has already said that they will put the same
twenty five percent on us, and so did so did
the president of Mexico. He thinks that us being part
(34:58):
of them would the golf of Mexico, Like she thinks that,
you know, we should America should be part of Mexico,
not vice versa. She's just she's going right along and
playing his game, which I love. So we're gonna get
hit with tarrotts. I'm telling you, everybody, you better start
grabbing your piggy banks and saving a little something, because
this popcorn that I'm shoveling in is gonna cost twice
(35:20):
the price of it if we have to get the
corn from from Mexico.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I want you to know how serious food prices are too,
because a dozen of eggs in Calori eight eight ninety
nine for a dozen of eggs, do you know what
I do free?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Just eight ninety nine, I bought caged eggs. I didn't
realize it because I saw three forty nine and I
got so excited that I grabbed them. And now I'm
thinking all those poor little, poor little birds jammed in
the cages and with their legs don't even work, and
they don't.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Ruin, don't ruin my age. I never think about ago
little birds. I just think about eggs and damn age.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
And then she goes, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
That made that made me sad. I the same, well
they do their little legs that can't even move. It's
like when they have the dogs and they're doing the testing,
and I understand sometimes you know what they're trying to
get at, but you that Aileen Cannon blocked I actually
understand why she blocked it. She blocked Jack temporarily until
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it goes through the courts. Jack Smith's the report coming out,
and for multiple reasons. First of all, we already know
what's in the report. He already came through. All the
report does is it shows the courts that you actually
did your job. He's been talking about what's in the report.
And just because Aileen Cannon gave Trump a pass because
(36:46):
it's part of the Supreme Court immunity thing, he had
two co defendants, they still have to go to court.
And what she she's blocking it from coming out because
she doesn't want to infect the jury pool for those
two candidates. She wants them to be able to get
a fair trial down there and for them to be
able to be heard. So at first I was irate,
(37:07):
and then I went m I hate to say it,
but it kind of makes sense. And I wonder if
he'll feel badly that he's the co defendants that are
that are he's hanging out to dry and he's sitting
on his gold toilet.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
No, he ain't no feel she ain't gonn feel shit.
He don't care. He got he got what he wanted.
He wanted to be the president. He got it. You
know what, you know what what happened today? Anita Bryant
died today.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
You're kidding me?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Four Oh my god, Nita Bryant. If you guys, I'm
familiar with Nita Bryant. Was she was. She's a beauty
queen in her youth at her day, but.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
She is the bras.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
She absolutely hated gaze. She did. She didn't like the
fact of homosexuality. Let me say that. I don't look
him say. I don't want to say she had a gaze.
She didn't like homosexuality. I think that sounds better she didn't.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I could be wrong. I think people who don't like LGBT,
a lot of them they just don't understand it. They
maybe haven't met anybody. They think that it's something that
it's not. They don't understand the difference between you're born
with it versus you don't choose it. Sort of like addiction.
People get angry with people with addiction, and it was.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
She was very big in the seventies and eighties, very
vocal too, and had rallies and everything. She got a
pie in the puss before Yeah, she got all kinds
of hate stuff, but you know, she that was just
that was her religion, that was how she felt. But yeah,
she passed on. I'm not o this. We all got
to take that walk. So now she got to deal
(38:48):
with whoever she weever she's going, she got to deal
with who her maker is gonna be or who I
don't know whether she's going up or down.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Well I don't know either, but I hope they give
her a better brunch. She always had like those brow
was like Madonna, but it wasn't It wasn't cool looking.
She had the she had the exactly and I had
and she but she was a pretty lady. It was Yeah,
God bless her.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I don't know what obsession with that was, but she
really I remember when I hord I was the kid.
She used to do the Orange juice commercials and she
really she really did not like uh uh the homosexual community.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
No, she didn't.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
But you know what.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Wouldn't be funny if God was gay.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
It wouldn't be funny if God gave her a girlfriend.
I know wherever she going.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
For the end of eternity, Trump was Trump was spinning,
you know how his big thing, his big idea, and
he thought Kamala had stolen it, and she kind of did.
He wasn't gonna tax tips. Well that's that's kind of
go away because the reality is they don't make enough
off of their incomes to pay federal taxes. So yeah,
(40:07):
it's another thing that's not going to work out for you.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Donald.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Sometimes I wonder did he have all these people? Did
anybody do any of the grunt work? Or can you
not keep up with pups? What pops out? And I'm
not being fresh and that's it. But I'm like, sweet Mary.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
I kept saying, he's hiring people from listen if he
like you as a podcast, and he heard you, he
probably hired you. He's hiring people from Fox News anywhere.
He just grabbed them from anywhere. Qualifications ain't no. All
you got to do is kiss the ring. That's the qualification.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Oh god, he's trying it. He wants to do one hundred,
one hundred executive orders. I'd be curious to see what
he can actually do. Not being fresh like anybody, you
can't everything, not the executive order. You've got to try
to pass some stuff. Yeah, we'll see what he's Yeah,
we'll see what he's doing but.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Did you see Joe Biden this week blocked all future
oil drilling for I think it's six hundred and twenty
five million acres of US oceans. I thought that was terrific.
He uh passed that that Social Security Fairness Act that
will really help out the firefighters and police and you
(41:28):
know all your local townhou people. I thought that was
kind of good. He's he's been a busy boy. He
really has been a really busy boy.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Ten days to go full rogue, and I'm expecting him
to do just that, go full rogue, and he is.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
He's still doing it. Like that's the as I said
he was. He was visiting the mourners. He's out, he's
out in the fires. Oh and the big thing is
and I love this, only it really doesn't help me
in the hospitals. He is getting rid of medical debt,
so for we don't have that in my state, but
there are states where, uh, if you can't pay your
medical debt, you get cancer, and you can't pay your debt,
(42:03):
it kills your credit. In fact, some people this is
sound so horrible they'll put like their prosthetic leg up
or wheelchair because they own no possessions and if you
can't pay, they come and take them. He's done away
with all that. That's another thing that he's done done
away with.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah wait a minute, Yeah, so they're gonna repossess my leg.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yep, they're coming for those boobslam those.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Coming for all I see is the person in a
wheelchair roller chasing down the street like people woul chasing
behind their cars and the cars get told, oh wait
a minute, it.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Down, Lieutenant Dan and Florest gump, Oh yeah, reelchair And
something that I love everybody to remember.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
A c A.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
ABC was reporting that he is leaving office with twenty
four million Americans will roll to a So let's hope
and the lake and Riley atch, let's not forget about
that too. Signed off on that.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Well, Biden, thank you for doing such a great job.
Before we leave, I want to talk about the very
prevalent racism and hate that really is showing this ugly
head in this country that I think is completely uncalled for.
I understand that you have been embedded. Racism has been
invented in you, because racism, like I always say, is
to learned behavior. You're not born to somebody definitely teach
(43:28):
you that dumb shit. But the story, there was a
story about the woman who in Virginia that we talked
about last weekend. We said we were going to follow
up with her. They kept They got it back in
jail with nobhne who was breaking the bones of black babies.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
We didn't talk about that last week, Bobby, No with me,
you didn't talk about it.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Oh yeah, well she was in.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Today or was this like years ago?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
No? No, no, just recently. She was google it nursing
or Virginia. Yeah, she was working in the hospital, young
twenty six years old, and she was breaking the bones
of the black babies while they were in uh, right
after they were born.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Just will Virginia ners charged with felony child abuse.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah. When you think you can't hear stories that are
just more mortifying than the next, you hear another story
that's more mortifying than the next. Now, what what what
would you do for this woman to break these innocent
These were not these were not toddlers, These were infants
just coming out the wom breaking and their bones are
already brittal and fragile. And she breaking the baby's bones
(44:37):
when and she's in jail. Now, if y'all'll be surprised now,
I'm just.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Saying no, no, I think baby's bones are pretty cliant. So
you have to put a lot of forests to break
the baby's bone because they're all. You know, everything has
to squished down for the first so many days until
you know all the hormones and everything are regulated. Oh
that painful.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I hope that we'rections. I hope wherever she's at that
they are giving her to be what's what's your lane
Bobby for this year?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
What the will find out?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
I need her to fuck around and find good out.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
So, but she already did fuck around. So let's see
when she goes to anybody that goes to jail and
their childhood kids out, even even theirs to make it
even worse, Aaron Elizabeth Ann Stratman Strapman.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
That's and she was only doing the black babies. So
y'all don't say someone's wrong with her. She was. Someone's
right with her. She knew what she saw. She only
did the black babies full.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
She only has one council far doesn't mean she has another.
There's one talent that's been brought forward. I'm just trying
to like speed read here.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
I hope and pray ladies, that you guys get that
kind of mentality out of your head, because it's crazy.
What Bobby, she hit.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
The ugly stick on the way down, you God bless her.
Maybe that's what she's jealous.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, she was very She was not an attractive woman.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
No, she was dumpy is what it was. You know,
like she didn't do anything and she was real dumpy looking.
She should have eaten a carrot instead of the hot
fudge Sunday.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Maybe you should have went and found her boyfriend that
lay up in her, lay up on her. She didn't her.
She make a couple of dollars. Uh, she ain't got
no face. So ooh but yeah, ooh, but it's a
it's a tragic story we make in light about. It's
a very tragic story. It's very sad. So I'm just
telling you all right now, babies don't deserve that. Nobody
(46:38):
deserves the hate that you give out. But I'm telling
you right now that some stuff is just uncalled for.
That that was ridiculous. Now, I want you guys look
up that story. It is preponderous that you would have
that much malice in your heart to hurt something as
an innocent as a baby. That's like pulling butterfly wings
off a butterfly, which is no comparison because butterfly is
an insect and the baby was a baby, nobody's baby.
(47:01):
Somebody's mom is right next door because she just had
a baby. Well that's what she has given you a
most precious possession to take care of, because that's the
kind of trust that the hospitals have. So I wanted
I think these hospitals will do better screaming because some
of these bitches be bonkers.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Four babies identified from twenty twenty three and three babies
identified from twenty twenty four. There's no real detail like
in this particular article that I'm looking at. I'll have
to look at it more now, Oh, nick you, that's
even worse. They're really they're nick you. That means they're
sick little babies or early early little babies. The neo
(47:43):
natal intensive hair you are.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
They say, the monsters. That's what you call a monster.
That that lady is a monster. That lady and she
looks like the monster with a glass, which that's a monster.
That's what you call a monster. Okay, y'all, we don't
need to leave out on such a south for note,
but we want to thank you guys for joining us
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(48:07):
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Speaker 3 (48:47):
Is a terrible thing to waste. And where are you
on the fifteenth Can you remind people again?
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Oh yeah, I'll be at the Miracle Theater on the
fifteenth for Christmins's birthday. It's gonna be a good show,
y'all come through. I'll be the pretty one and it's
an all male review.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Ooh, and the child one of some people. Some people
come because she is like finding jails.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
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