August 22, 2025 • 11 mins
Chelsea and Catherine discuss the problem with men, as well as followups from a caller whose partner’s oversized organ became an issue.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Catherine, Oh, hello, Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I just came from Men Bruno working out with Ben Bruno.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yeah, how's he doing well.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
He's not a great listener. He doesn't listen like you.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
He asks questions, but then he interrupts you with another
question while you're answering the first question, and you're like,
but wait, you're not listening to what I'm saying, which
I know is kind of a male disease, but like
it's very specific to him that he's not a great listener.
He'll be like, how does your body feel? He loves
this question every day every day because I've been working
out limited because of my foot. I can't put any
(00:30):
weight on my foot until I'm out of this boot,
this hot sexy boot, which is what this is. I
might keep this boot on just to keep men away
from me, because they're just you know, they can't stop
with me.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
They're all over me. I was trying to explain.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I was at Maria Striver's for dinner the other night,
and I was trying to explain to her daughter how
grossed out I am by men.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And she was so confused. She's like, really, I'm like, you.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Don't understand a certain age you are just disgusted.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
And I think it's also the time that we're living
in the political time we're living in, like have become
so disgusting. I mean, Present company excluded. We're not talking
about Brad. He's a very good egg, but like most men,
and we're talking straight men here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
I just like I can't even stomach that.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's just what we're experiencing culturally and because of this,
you know, because of this administration. It just makes you
upset with men in general, that we've got to this
point that men are so sensitive and their egos are
so I watched this video on Instagram yesterday of this
woman going for a run and she passed a guy
on her run, and then he had to come and
pass her, and she's like pacing her run. She runs
(01:35):
every day, she runs like probably ten miles. You could
tell by her body and face that she's got runner's
face and body, right, So she's like she's run's and
she she sets her timer, she knows exactly what her
pace is. And this guy, she passes this guy, then
he passes her, and then she starts videoing him because
she's like he's been weird he's rushing past her, so
he can't keep up the pace right because he needed
(01:56):
to pass her. So then once he slows down again,
she goes to pass him again, and then he speeds
up again, so now she's racing him, so then she
drops back again and it's filming him and he's basically
out of breath, but will not let a woman pass
him and then makes the first lad that he can
possibly make to get out of it, like it's so pathetic,
Like if your ego is that fragile, you know, it
(02:18):
really makes me think about my own ego because obviously,
you know, we all have to wrestle with our own
egos and how big they are. And it makes you realize,
like how it's just so ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
But your ego is not fragile, like you said, No,
it's not fragile, but you know I do have.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I wrestled with my ego.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I wrestled with what I care about, like do you
why do you care about that?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Especially when I give off the vibe that I don't
care about things like sometimes the persona I give off
I want to be more true sure.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Than it is. Or then at times I feel like
it is.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You know, when people always like you don't give a
shit about anything, I'm like, yeah, I know, I love that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Person, you know. And then when you do care, yeah
you do care, You're like, oh wait, I do care
about this?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, should we jump into some follow ups from previous episodes.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
This was really a.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Follow up from our minnisot we did with Yaminika, where
a caller called in and she had the boyfriend with
the penis that was too big.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh yeah, wanted the yea.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, oh yes, she wants as much.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Dick as she could possibly get.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
She'll be opening for me to August thirtieth, by the way,
in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, coming to Vegas. She's my Vegas person.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And like the theater there is so great. That's wonderful,
best gig.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I mean, that was a windful whatever. Whoever, however, karma works.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Thank you to get you into the Chelsea Theater.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Performing at the Chelsea Theater once a month in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I get to gamble once a month and I get
to have a regul narsee with all my friends.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, love it. That's great.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well, this was actually a follow up from several listeners
who called in.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
We had sex therapists writing.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
In about too Big. Yeah, I don't even like saying
the word dicks. I hate that word penis, penis clinical,
What about but chookie? That's our family.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
We used to think we've heard that one.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
But chuk is more of like a term if it's flaccid,
Like no one's saying, oh, look at that hard but chookie.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, but is like for a baby, like look at
the little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, that's very cute.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I mean because you can't say like penis in a
romantic setting, like you wouldn't like be hooking at penis. No,
I didn't have a friend I could it that. I'm like,
that is She was like, yeah, we always use the
clinical words. I'm like that is weird.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, dick suck. I don't like all of that anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, so big like bring that thing over here, I guess, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I know we need to come up with a better
word for dick.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah. So we had some sex therapists and pelvic floor therapist.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Right in public floor.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
We actually should be talking more about the pelvic floor.
I'm like learning a lot about it and a lot
of women.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I was having my hip issues, my it band popping
out all the time, I was in Whistler. There was
this clinic, like you know, one of those esthetic clinics
that have this like machine that you sit on and
it basically like for your keegel.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It basically does kegels for.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You, like the electric shock type, and they're like.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Tightening your keel And anytime I did that, my it
band would go back, oh like in a good way.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, it would, it would help correct it.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
So, yeah, your pelvic floor and kegels are important, but
nobody's sitting around squeezing their vagina, let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I had one friend who was having like all kinds
of pain issues, and actually two different friends they're having
all kinds of pain issues, like pain with yourination all this.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Stuff, and so they were doing keyls, kegels, keygels.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
But it turns out, like with the specific issues they
both had, which turned out the.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Same thing, that was like the wrong thing to do.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
So once they saw a public floor specialist, they like
got the right exercises and like were out of pain,
and it was something that had plagued them for like
literally years.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, there's merit to that, for sure. And I think
also my side joint.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And half.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, but all of that stuff is also like.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Menopause related to you know, which I didn't realize how
common everything is.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I mean, just it's hard, but you have my You have.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
To fight it every stepar the way. You can't just
give up.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Well, Becky wrote in and said, I'm a pelvic floor
physical therapist. For context, there's a wearable device for her
partner that can help limit his depth of penetration.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's called the O nut by the pelvic people.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
They're stackable medical grades silicone rings that you can adjust
and use how many you need for control of depth. Also,
she can't take hormones, she said, but she can ask
her doctor about the use of topical estrogen.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Check with your doctor, everybody.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
But she says it's safe to use for anyone with
a history of hormone positive breast cancers. It goes on
just on the local tissue and is a very small amount,
so it helps plump the tissue and rehydrate to decrease pain.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah. And then we had another therapist, a sex therapist,
who said to try valium but insert it vaginally, which
I thought was like.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Such a value. Yeah, I'll try that. Please report back, Chelsea,
maybe that'll make me attracted to men again.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Vaginal valuum, Like, don't even worry about what's going on
on there.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Wait, so what is that device called where you limit
the poltration? Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Nut ohn ut which hn ut all one word.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
So that I immediately am like, go, so the man's
penis doesn't go all the way in, so he'll be dissatisfied.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
But the women we don't care about that.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I mean, the tip is the most sensitive part. He'll
be fine. Really yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Mean that's like then you might as well fuck a cupcake, right,
I mean, if you can't go very far. Yes, we'll
have to get Jason biggs On to discuss that. He's
the one who knows about fucking cakes and pastries.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
And so someone else recommended pelvic floor massager and strengthening device,
which is like a wand that you insert strengthening your
your yeah, your public floor.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And then someone else recommended that.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
But does that create more space?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yes, and it like relaxes the muscle. It's like a
like a curvy wand that you put in and you're
like massage it is that strengthen and then also just
like you know when you like massage and muscle gets looser, right,
I guess so, Okay, that's what a sex therapist recommended,
as well as non hormonal vaginal moisturizers, which I think
could be helpful for a lot of women. You insert
them every four days and we can link to those
(08:09):
in the show notes because she's sound like a ton
of links and I'm like, this is so helpful.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But yeah, the non hormonal.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Vaginal moisturizers I feel like would be great for anybody
who's like dealing with joinas, going through menopause, any of
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, great, you have that feedback. That's helpful. Do you
have a follow up from the actual caller?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I do.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
She wrote in and said, Hi, Catherine and Chelsea, I
hope summer's been good to you. Thank you for forwarding
all the other advice from other listeners. It was so
exciting to hear the episode and share it with some
close friends. Unfortunately, by the time the episode aired, he
and I were no longer a thing.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Before that, though, we did end up getting really into
our groove sexually.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I think my body just needed to adjust, as I
really didn't do anything other than get more used to it.
Plus that Damiana supplement that I was on. We ended
up having one last incredible full day of sex after
he picked me up from the airport one day, like
the best we had.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It was the best for him too.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Then I opened up to him about some childhood stuff
like neglectful parents while we lay naked. Two months in,
I thought I was safe to do that. Before leaving
my apartment, he told me to get ready to meet
his whole family at the Phillies game this summer and
to save a date the following month for his nephew's wedding.
Then the next day he texted me, I'm not made
for relationships. I think we should split. We can talk
(09:22):
on the phone, but I won't change my mind, and
that's the last I heard from him. I was heartbroken,
but I did get distracted from the heartbreak a month
or so later and dated another guy for a bit
greate sex with a perfectly average penis. But the previous
XL one ruined my perception. Lol. I still think about
him a lot, was thinking of texting him on his birthday.
He and I just made sense in most ways. Anyways,
(09:44):
that's the current update. It's funny because I'm flying to
the same place for work. Again, as I write this
that I flew to when that happened with him and
I summer book ends best Sally.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I wish she hadn't said anyways. I mean that kind
of ruined the whole letter. But I guess I have
this holery people saying anyways because fucking nobody will stop.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You know, it happens.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Okay, Well, so it looks like she could take the penis,
but she couldn't take it. So it was a good
it was a thing that she couldn't handle. That she
could handle it as soon as it was over.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And now she's ruined for all other men. It's a
tail is all his time.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, okay, well, great follow up, thank you, thank you.
There's a vagina out there somewhere for that guy's penis.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's his triangular double dick.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh wow, angles, tricky trick.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Remember she said it was like it was like a
giant train.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't remember that. I think I probably blocked that
call out.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Whenever anybody describes a penis, I just start to lose interest.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I'm not interested.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
As a professional counselor as a drug a rehab and
medical guynecologist. All of the labels that I am. I'm
not interested in hearing about penis, eyes or shape. Okay,
well that's a wrap on our little minisode. I don't
know what to say now, goodbye, We'll.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
See you next time.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Goodbye. So I added a couple of new dates. I'm
not on tour yet, but I added a.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Couple of dates just because I felt like we need
a little bit more laughter and a little bit more
medicine for the end of the year. And I was
wrapping things up, but I thought, maybe let me do
a couple more. So I'm adding three more dates in
addition to my Vegas residency.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'm headlining the Rochester.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Fringe Comedy Festival September thirteenth, and I will be in
NAPA on October third, So those will be my last dates.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Of the year.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
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Speaker 4 (11:22):
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Hi, Catherine, Oh, hello, Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I just came from Men Bruno working out with Ben Bruno.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yeah, how's he doing well.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
He's not a great listener. He doesn't listen like you.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
He asks questions, but then he interrupts you with another
question while you're answering the first question, and you're like,
but wait, you're not listening to what I'm saying, which
I know is kind of a male disease, but like
it's very specific to him that he's not a great listener.
He'll be like, how does your body feel? He loves
this question every day every day because I've been working
out limited because of my foot. I can't put any
(00:30):
weight on my foot until I'm out of this boot,
this hot sexy boot, which is what this is. I
might keep this boot on just to keep men away
from me, because they're just you know, they can't stop
with me.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
They're all over me. I was trying to explain.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I was at Maria Striver's for dinner the other night,
and I was trying to explain to her daughter how
grossed out I am by men.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And she was so confused. She's like, really, I'm like, you.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Don't understand a certain age you are just disgusted.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
And I think it's also the time that we're living
in the political time we're living in, like have become
so disgusting. I mean, Present company excluded. We're not talking
about Brad. He's a very good egg, but like most men,
and we're talking straight men here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
I just like I can't even stomach that.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's just what we're experiencing culturally and because of this,
you know, because of this administration. It just makes you
upset with men in general, that we've got to this
point that men are so sensitive and their egos are
so I watched this video on Instagram yesterday of this
woman going for a run and she passed a guy
on her run, and then he had to come and
pass her, and she's like pacing her run. She runs
(01:35):
every day, she runs like probably ten miles. You could
tell by her body and face that she's got runner's
face and body, right, So she's like she's run's and
she she sets her timer, she knows exactly what her
pace is. And this guy, she passes this guy, then
he passes her, and then she starts videoing him because
she's like he's been weird he's rushing past her, so
he can't keep up the pace right because he needed
(01:56):
to pass her. So then once he slows down again,
she goes to pass him again, and then he speeds
up again, so now she's racing him, so then she
drops back again and it's filming him and he's basically
out of breath, but will not let a woman pass
him and then makes the first lad that he can
possibly make to get out of it, like it's so pathetic,
Like if your ego is that fragile, you know, it
(02:18):
really makes me think about my own ego because obviously,
you know, we all have to wrestle with our own
egos and how big they are. And it makes you realize,
like how it's just so ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
But your ego is not fragile, like you said, No,
it's not fragile, but you know I do have.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I wrestled with my ego.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I wrestled with what I care about, like do you
why do you care about that?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Especially when I give off the vibe that I don't
care about things like sometimes the persona I give off
I want to be more true sure.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Than it is. Or then at times I feel like
it is.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You know, when people always like you don't give a
shit about anything, I'm like, yeah, I know, I love that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Person, you know. And then when you do care, yeah
you do care, You're like, oh wait, I do care
about this?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, should we jump into some follow ups from previous episodes.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
This was really a.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Follow up from our minnisot we did with Yaminika, where
a caller called in and she had the boyfriend with
the penis that was too big.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh yeah, wanted the yea.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, oh yes, she wants as much.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Dick as she could possibly get.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
She'll be opening for me to August thirtieth, by the way,
in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, coming to Vegas. She's my Vegas person.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And like the theater there is so great. That's wonderful,
best gig.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I mean, that was a windful whatever. Whoever, however, karma works.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Thank you to get you into the Chelsea Theater.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Performing at the Chelsea Theater once a month in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I get to gamble once a month and I get
to have a regul narsee with all my friends.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, love it. That's great.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well, this was actually a follow up from several listeners
who called in.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
We had sex therapists writing.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
In about too Big. Yeah, I don't even like saying
the word dicks. I hate that word penis, penis clinical,
What about but chookie? That's our family.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
We used to think we've heard that one.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
But chuk is more of like a term if it's flaccid,
Like no one's saying, oh, look at that hard but chookie.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, but is like for a baby, like look at
the little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, that's very cute.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I mean because you can't say like penis in a
romantic setting, like you wouldn't like be hooking at penis. No,
I didn't have a friend I could it that. I'm like,
that is She was like, yeah, we always use the
clinical words. I'm like that is weird.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, dick suck. I don't like all of that anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, so big like bring that thing over here, I guess, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I know we need to come up with a better
word for dick.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah. So we had some sex therapists and pelvic floor therapist.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Right in public floor.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
We actually should be talking more about the pelvic floor.
I'm like learning a lot about it and a lot
of women.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I was having my hip issues, my it band popping
out all the time, I was in Whistler. There was
this clinic, like you know, one of those esthetic clinics
that have this like machine that you sit on and
it basically like for your keegel.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It basically does kegels for.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You, like the electric shock type, and they're like.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Tightening your keel And anytime I did that, my it
band would go back, oh like in a good way.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, it would, it would help correct it.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
So, yeah, your pelvic floor and kegels are important, but
nobody's sitting around squeezing their vagina, let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I had one friend who was having like all kinds
of pain issues, and actually two different friends they're having
all kinds of pain issues, like pain with yourination all this.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Stuff, and so they were doing keyls, kegels, keygels.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
But it turns out, like with the specific issues they
both had, which turned out the.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Same thing, that was like the wrong thing to do.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
So once they saw a public floor specialist, they like
got the right exercises and like were out of pain,
and it was something that had plagued them for like
literally years.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, there's merit to that, for sure. And I think
also my side joint.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And half.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, but all of that stuff is also like.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Menopause related to you know, which I didn't realize how
common everything is.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I mean, just it's hard, but you have my You have.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
To fight it every stepar the way. You can't just
give up.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Well, Becky wrote in and said, I'm a pelvic floor
physical therapist. For context, there's a wearable device for her
partner that can help limit his depth of penetration.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's called the O nut by the pelvic people.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
They're stackable medical grades silicone rings that you can adjust
and use how many you need for control of depth. Also,
she can't take hormones, she said, but she can ask
her doctor about the use of topical estrogen.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Check with your doctor, everybody.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
But she says it's safe to use for anyone with
a history of hormone positive breast cancers. It goes on
just on the local tissue and is a very small amount,
so it helps plump the tissue and rehydrate to decrease pain.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah. And then we had another therapist, a sex therapist,
who said to try valium but insert it vaginally, which
I thought was like.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Such a value. Yeah, I'll try that. Please report back, Chelsea,
maybe that'll make me attracted to men again.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Vaginal valuum, Like, don't even worry about what's going on
on there.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Wait, so what is that device called where you limit
the poltration? Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Nut ohn ut which hn ut all one word.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
So that I immediately am like, go, so the man's
penis doesn't go all the way in, so he'll be dissatisfied.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
But the women we don't care about that.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I mean, the tip is the most sensitive part. He'll
be fine. Really yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Mean that's like then you might as well fuck a cupcake, right,
I mean, if you can't go very far. Yes, we'll
have to get Jason biggs On to discuss that. He's
the one who knows about fucking cakes and pastries.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
And so someone else recommended pelvic floor massager and strengthening device,
which is like a wand that you insert strengthening your
your yeah, your public floor.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And then someone else recommended that.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
But does that create more space?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yes, and it like relaxes the muscle. It's like a
like a curvy wand that you put in and you're
like massage it is that strengthen and then also just
like you know when you like massage and muscle gets looser, right,
I guess so, Okay, that's what a sex therapist recommended,
as well as non hormonal vaginal moisturizers, which I think
could be helpful for a lot of women. You insert
them every four days and we can link to those
(08:09):
in the show notes because she's sound like a ton
of links and I'm like, this is so helpful.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But yeah, the non hormonal.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Vaginal moisturizers I feel like would be great for anybody
who's like dealing with joinas, going through menopause, any of
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, great, you have that feedback. That's helpful. Do you
have a follow up from the actual caller?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I do.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
She wrote in and said, Hi, Catherine and Chelsea, I
hope summer's been good to you. Thank you for forwarding
all the other advice from other listeners. It was so
exciting to hear the episode and share it with some
close friends. Unfortunately, by the time the episode aired, he
and I were no longer a thing.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Before that, though, we did end up getting really into
our groove sexually.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I think my body just needed to adjust, as I
really didn't do anything other than get more used to it.
Plus that Damiana supplement that I was on. We ended
up having one last incredible full day of sex after
he picked me up from the airport one day, like
the best we had.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It was the best for him too.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Then I opened up to him about some childhood stuff
like neglectful parents while we lay naked. Two months in,
I thought I was safe to do that. Before leaving
my apartment, he told me to get ready to meet
his whole family at the Phillies game this summer and
to save a date the following month for his nephew's wedding.
Then the next day he texted me, I'm not made
for relationships. I think we should split. We can talk
(09:22):
on the phone, but I won't change my mind, and
that's the last I heard from him. I was heartbroken,
but I did get distracted from the heartbreak a month
or so later and dated another guy for a bit
greate sex with a perfectly average penis. But the previous
XL one ruined my perception. Lol. I still think about
him a lot, was thinking of texting him on his birthday.
He and I just made sense in most ways. Anyways,
(09:44):
that's the current update. It's funny because I'm flying to
the same place for work. Again, as I write this
that I flew to when that happened with him and
I summer book ends best Sally.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I wish she hadn't said anyways. I mean that kind
of ruined the whole letter. But I guess I have
this holery people saying anyways because fucking nobody will stop.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You know, it happens.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Okay, Well, so it looks like she could take the penis,
but she couldn't take it. So it was a good
it was a thing that she couldn't handle. That she
could handle it as soon as it was over.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And now she's ruined for all other men. It's a
tail is all his time.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, okay, well, great follow up, thank you, thank you.
There's a vagina out there somewhere for that guy's penis.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's his triangular double dick.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh wow, angles, tricky trick.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Remember she said it was like it was like a
giant train.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't remember that. I think I probably blocked that
call out.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Whenever anybody describes a penis, I just start to lose interest.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I'm not interested.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
As a professional counselor as a drug a rehab and
medical guynecologist. All of the labels that I am. I'm
not interested in hearing about penis, eyes or shape. Okay,
well that's a wrap on our little minisode. I don't
know what to say now, goodbye, We'll.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
See you next time.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Goodbye. So I added a couple of new dates. I'm
not on tour yet, but I added a.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Couple of dates just because I felt like we need
a little bit more laughter and a little bit more
medicine for the end of the year. And I was
wrapping things up, but I thought, maybe let me do
a couple more. So I'm adding three more dates in
addition to my Vegas residency.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'm headlining the Rochester.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Fringe Comedy Festival September thirteenth, and I will be in
NAPA on October third, So those will be my last dates.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Of the year.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Do you want advice from Chelsea?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Right into Dear Chelsea Podcast at gmail dot com. Find
full video episodes of Dear Chelsea on YouTube by searching
at Dear Chelsea Pod.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Dear Chelsea is
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Edited and engineered by Brad Dickert executive producer Catherine law
And be sure to check out our merch at Chelseahandler
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