April 27, 2023 • 32 mins
George invites Dan to join a new cult that he's starting and then, The Thinkers engage in a final "Smart Off" to determine which one of them is more intelligent. Then, The Thinkers are joined by comedian and author Jena Friedman to discuss her new book, "Not Funny," and what it's like to play a liberal character on stage, even though she is super conservative IRL.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And there's there was a big shipment of the petroleum jelly,
so we could start.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh oh, tell the viewers, tell the listeners about.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
We have fantastic product, you know. And I don't like
to I don't talk about stuff unless I know it's
good and I know it's quality. And we have beautiful
bottles too. Nice. Nice, it's just nice packaging. And it's
a lot of packaging. But guys, let me tell you
about something. Petroleum jelly. Okay, people call it vasoline. We don't.
We don't need to talk about them.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
No, we don't need that.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We don't need that stuff because that's got it's corrupted somehow.
But ours man thinkers petroleum jelly. I love this stuff.
I'm just constantly it's on my hands, guys.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And you can't see Dan right now. Obviously he is glistening.
I mean, this man looks like a basted turkey on
Thanksgiving morning. Josh, delicious looking boy. And I'll tell you
our vasoline is I mean, the ingredients we use, excuse me,
our petroleum jelly is top notch. I mean, oh my gosh,
Well where we're getting our petro our petroleum, our petros
(00:59):
coming from the finest hours. All right, we're talking Saudi Arabia,
we're talking any place.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
A lot of it's from Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I would say most of it is from Sadi Arabia.
But this is what we're told and that's all we know.
We work with real people, you know, small petrol stations, small.
Oh yeah, we're community based petroleum jelly.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Look, some sources might say, hey, don't get the man
thinkers petroleum jelly. It breaks down, it becomes sort of
a cracked waxy powder.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah. I mean some people have even said when they
receive the jugs in the mail, they're empty, and they say, right,
you guys conned me into buying a jar of nothingness.
And it's like, no, no, no, the petrel was in there.
It just broke down during the shipment process. That's not
our fault, right, And you feel, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Feel the bottom of the box that it came in,
and guys, this is on You feel the bottom of
the box. If it's soggy, the outside of the box.
If it's soggy, okay, then something went wrong in the shipment, okay,
because that was.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
But you know, if it's if you got a soggy
bottom box. You know that you had at one point
petrol in your jar, just graded by the time it arrived.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's yes, but that is not typical. We have both
had fantastic experience with this. You can put in your.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Car, guys. It's petrol. It's so many purposes. You could
use it as oil for your car, you can use
your body. I've used it, actually, Dan, I was. I
didn't know if I was going to kind of keep
this to myself, but you might as well tell everyone.
I recently had my first sexual experience in a long,
long time, and I used the petrol as loop as
a lubricant.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't think you're supposed to do that, but that's good.
But I don't think you're supposed.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
To You know, that's interesting you say that, because it did.
I find it to be somewhat of an irritant on
my on my member, and then I kind of freaked out.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
All right, guys, we'll get the get the petroleum jelly. Though.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I feel like sometimes when I talk about my problems,
you just you just move on. You don't even like
I'm trying to open up to you as my friend.
Just we're recording the show, but one of my my
penis is bright red, and I don't know, like why
penis is and range in colors. Sure, but it's not
normally a fiery red. And now I look like it's
like a lot two weeks maybe two weeks, two weeks,
(03:01):
what if it's gone?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
But just because if it's gone, then you'll say, okay,
that's what it was, that was meant to be.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, but Dan, I gotta just ask you real quick,
why do I have to keep the petrol too? Like?
Why can't I'll take the sand and then you keep
the petrol my place. I am like up to my
fucking ass full.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm full with what.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You don't have a life, you don't do, you got
no kids, you got no friends, you don't have a lover,
you got nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I but I just I can't my space. I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's just not a satisfying answer for me. I just
that there's no details there.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
This can't carry out that stuff and bring it into
the into the home. It's just not gonna. It can't.
In that it can't in that situation, it can't occur.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I just feel like maybe I should take a bigger
percentage of the cut. Then maybe I get set sixty seventy.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That would be wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Why I'm doing all the work.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's a team.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah. Sometimes I fucking rue the day I teamed up
with you. But anyway, you're listening to The Man Thinkers podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
A show that forges a new roadmap for the modern
man on how to best live life.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm George Collins, former liberal cuckhole.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
And I'm Dan Finkelstein, staunch libertarian in cel.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
This is a safe space from safe spaces. Yeah, but Dan,
I don't know if you know, because I know you've
been kind of homeless recently. But I got a great
piece of land. Really, it's in the woods. It's deep
in the woods. We're building some cabins now, kind of
building a whole sort of structure, a whole sort of compound,
you could call it. So we're really making progress here man.
And like I said that, the doors are always open
(04:28):
if you want to come, you know, live with us
and start to kind of follow my teachings. I'd love
to have you.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So you know, it's I'm proud of you for being
for starting the cult, taking the initiative. I think that's
a lot absolutely, I think that's the problem with a
lot of beginning cults is that the leaders don't take
enough initiative, don't pick themselves up by their bootstraps, say it, Hey,
I'm starting a cult. Let's get going, let's start building
in the woods. Because doesn't even sound like you know
exactly what you guys are going to be building and why.
(04:54):
But what's important is that you're going.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Well, we're developing colonism, George Collins colonism, and that's sort
of what I'm calling and uh, you know, basic the
basic tenants in my mind are just kind of do
what I say and help me be comfortable, you know
what I mean? And so I I right, and these
so many these spiritual folks, you know, they're so open
minded and they're so gullible, and so it hasn't been
(05:16):
that hard because also I made so many connections from
all the different cults. I've been a part of that.
Right now, we have a kind of a you know,
it's a small community right now, but I think we're growing,
and honestly, you know, I just really can't wait till
I get to the point where we're actively recruiting good
looking women, you know, who will look up to me
and kind of maybe have sex with me, and then
I can just really rub it into my wife's face
because she thinks, you know, she said open marriage and
(05:37):
blah blah blah, and you know, Pablo and Paolo and
all these people she's sleeping with. I started a freaking cult,
and eventually it'll be a sex cult, and then I
can really say, hey, open marriage, my ass. You know
who is one.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
This whole thing is sort of revenge.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well, you know, we're a bit of a I think
that's sort of the route I want to take as
a revenge cult. Hey, anyone out there who feels lost
and who feels like they were betrayed by someone and
they want to take revenge, come up and learn about
the tenets of colonism and we will teach you how
to enact this revenge. That's why I think it would
really appeal to you, dim because you're such an angry
guy right now. The members are all men, which I
don't like. As much as I love men. It just
(06:11):
seems to not that's good.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You want to be, Yeah, you want to dislike the
cult that you're starting to get it to be the
better cult that it deserves exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I mean, it seems like right now, if.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You were satisfied with the cults you already, you'd be done.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I know it's true, but if this is sort of
a long revenge play for me being so hurt about
my wife forcing an open marriage on me and then
sleeping with men who are far better looking than I am,
I do need some women to kind of be a
part of this cult at some point. And so I
just I'm not quite sure why it doesn't appeal to women.
I mean, I explain to my female prospects, I say, listen,
come hang out with me, and maybe one day we'll
have sex. I don't know, they're kind of like, what
(06:44):
are you talking about? And so I don't know. Maybe
I'm pitching it wrong, but.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I like how you put the things just straight out
there that you're not even hiding. Hey, this cult is
about me, and it's about getting me the stuff I want,
and I want to have sex.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I think that too many cults lack transparency. I think,
you know what I mean, Like that was one of
the things that you feel duped, You feel tricked, and
I'm saying no, no, I'm not trying to trick you in
any tricking. Here's what we're going to do straightforward cult. Yeah,
you're gonna waste your life hanging out with me and
treating me like I'm a guru. And maybe we'll have sex,
and you know, I'll fuck with your mind and you'll
get revenge on some people that you hate, and somehow
I'll kind of twist it around and such that your
(07:19):
revenge is relying upon, you know, a sexual experience with
me or something like that. You know, we'll see. Look,
I put a lot of money into this plot of land,
so it kind of has to work at this point.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, because I've heard I have been you know, I
go to the library sometimes for some cool air conditioning
and and I well, but I heard that I talked
to one of the librarians there and they said, on
some of the days and I'm not there, you're actually there. Well,
that you're there kind of taking out stacks of books
and sleeping and using the restrooms for maybe more than
just you know, peeing in pool well shaving.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And sure, here's the thing. Yeah, I started going there
to check in on you because I was concerned, you know,
and you know, i've seen you there. I kind of
avoid you because I can tell you're not popular there
and I kind of want to get on everyone's good
gracist because the library is a great place to recruit
for a CALT when you think about it, there's a
lot of psychotics totally hang out there all day, like yourself.
And so that's how it started. At the end of
the day, I'm not so much homeless the way you are, Dan,
(08:11):
although you know, I have a compound. There's not really
a place. There's not a home there, but I have
a compound a place to be. But here's the thing.
I need my followers to kind of think that I'm
like doing stuff all day. So what I do is
I just go there with a big bottle of orange
juice and I set up in the corner and I
sit my OJ and I you know, I sleep, I
hang out whatever. And then check my watch. It's five pm.
And they say, oh, the library's closing in an hour.
(08:32):
And I go great, and I get up and I
go back to the compound and they're like, oh, what'd
you do today? And I'm like, I did a bunch
of CALT stuff. I did a bunch of stuff. And
they're like, wow, he's so good.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm the same way. I'm exactly the same way with
a lot of the podcast stuff. You know, I'm talking
to producers. We're feeling all kinds of calls for quality
control on our product, right and I'm supposed to be there.
I'm supposed to be a part of those calls. But
what typically what I do is I go out, I
get just a big old thing of yogurt, and I
head on down to the library check out books, and
(09:00):
I snooze away the day. And it hits five o'clock
and I see you in there.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I do see you in there. I do see I see.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You in there. You don't want to say anything, though,
and you seem busy, I know exactly. And so and
of the day comes and these people, you know, I
talk to the people that are working on our show,
working really hard, and they're like, where were you. You
were supposed to be on the callwork and customers, portrolling
and jelly. I was doing tons of stuff for the show.
And I think it's a great system.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Today, you know, you're just checking out at the library
and thinkers. You know, listen, this has been Dan and
I on our own both develop this personal strategy, and
we don't acknowledge each other in the library, but we're
both there, and I will say, if there's something in
your life you're just trying to avoid thinkers and you
just want to kind of check out, go to your
public library. It's open all day.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You got to take advantage of this stuff, guys, because
if you're not, you're not taking advantage of what the
liberals say is supposed to be. You know, their utopian
society where everyone gets free books all the time. Okay, well,
then I get a free place to sleep exactly and
eat my yogurt, and.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
A free place to hide while other people make incorrect
assumptions that I'm actually doing something important and productive.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
They do not Hey, yeah, they do not say at
the library that you can't hide to exactly, and thus
you can hide there. It is a sanctuary in that sense.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It really is thinkers and coming to the end of
the season here, guys. So we just want to make
sure you have all the kind of life hacks and
a big life action. Yeah is waste your life at
the library, but make sure you bring some sustenance, orange juice, yogurt.
You're a big fan of the drink of yogurts, aren't you,
Dan kah Fear, Yes, I thought you were allergic to dary.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I am okay, so well, it seems like things are
going really well for us. Absolutely one other thing that's
going on at the end. It's the end of the season.
People are still asking and I know that they're getting
these calls all the time at the quality control for
the podcast. I'm not on the calls, but they're saying,
who is smarter Danner George. I've been listening to the
show NonStop, love the ads, but I'm not I'm still
(10:43):
have not been quite clear on is it Danner? Is
it George? Because currently they are tied in they're smart ops.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
This is it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
This is smart Off number three. This will determine who
is the smartest. So what is going to happen here? Thinkers,
I'm sure you've been listening. I'm sure you already know
the rules. But George and I are going to ask
each other a series of questions to determine who is smurder.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
To be honest, thinkers, I didn't even want to do this.
I didn't even want to do this. I don't even
want to do anythink the answer is obvious, you know.
I mean, we we've had now over twenty episodes of
content for you guys, and it should be fairly obvious.
Who is crystal clear? You know? And so Dan, are
you ready for your first question? Absolutely? All right, here
we go, Dan, what language has the most words?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Can you repeat the question?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yes? What language has the most.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I'm just typing something here? Hold on?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Well, no, hold on? What do you have your computer
offor what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Are you looking at the answer? Are you looking for
the answer? No?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
No, no, no no no. I was just typing something else.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Sorry, I'm going to ask you a different question because
I don't trust you right now, okay, and I want
an answer right away, so you don't have time. Okay, okay,
here we go. Groups of lions are known as what, Dann,
you're typing? You're typing right now?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I was typing something else. Wait, A group of a lion?
A group of lions? Yeah, sorry, I just like a.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Pack of lions is known as what. It's not a pack,
they're called something.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Well, you just said a pack, so it's not that.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
That's true, and maybe that's misleading, but it's a group
of lions. When lions travel together, live together, you know,
eat together, travel well, sure, they travel around the savannah.
I don't know. They go they go from one place
to the other, don't.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
They But not like a vacation or something.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I don't think lions take vacation. I mean, also, why
would they. They're in sunny Africa, you know, right, people
go vacation to see them exactly. They're a vacation destination.
They do not go somewhere they don't need to go on. No,
So the answer is no, Well no, it's not no vacations.
It's not a yes or no question. Though, I'm saying, so, okay,
that's wrong. Your answer is no, they're not. A group
of lines is not referred to as no. So that's
you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well, that's not what I was answering. I don't you're
you're kind of making the questions because we started talking.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
About vacations, right, but you brought that up. I just
feel like you're you're kind of avoiding the answer here.
You're kind of just trying to like, what are you
looking at?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
What I'm reading something? I'm just reading something.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
The fact that you haven't found that if you are
looking for the answer, and the fact that you haven't
found it yet, shows how dumb you are. Like this
is an easy look up and you can't even handle that.
You don't even know how to use Google properly. Clearly
you're a moron. Okay, okay, well I did find the
answer is well, it's not even that. It's for one,
there's an article that I found here called Awesome eight
Animal group Names that's on National Geographic Kids, and it's
(13:06):
really a glaring of cats.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
What are you know about that? A bloat of hippopotamuses?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Okay, it's not the question leap of leopards? Great man,
I don't care. What are you reading? The kids are?
I don't care what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Because I'm saying I'm fine. I'm using the power of
research to find really cool stuff, and all you are
obsessed with is finding some answer to a question I
don't even remember because we barely were talking about.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
All right, Well that fine. You don't get any points.
I don't whatever your rant doesn't.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Fine, I don't need them. Fine, what how long in meters?
It's got to be meter of How long is an
Olympic swimming pool in meters?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Hold, I'm just getting a text.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Who are you typing? Just wait?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's a cult thing. One of my devotees is sort
of wondering what they wondering. Well, a bunch of wood
came in today, and he's like, what am I supposed
to build? I don't understand?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
So what are you telling it?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wait? So what's the question?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
What are you telling the cult guy? What are you
guys building? Or what are you telling him to do
with the wood?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Well?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I want him to build it, you know, at some
point I want him to build me a bed. First
of all, I don't have a place to sleep. But
can you just what what's the question? I don't I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's something I just don't.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
What what How many meters is an Olympics meters?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
How many meters are? And how many Olympic swimming swimming pool?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
How long is an Olympic swimming pool? In meters?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
How long?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I think this is? I think the timer is done?
Do we have a timer set.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
In meters in meters Olympics?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And then you're typing it into the phone.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
No, it's one hundred and sixty four feet.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Okay, so that's wrong. Why it's fifty meters? Well, because
I had to be in meters. Why did you look
it up? The feet?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Okay, that's a past that's it. That's a mulligan because
you okay, you can't ask me a question. First of all,
I was busy texting right after.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I asked the question.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, but that's not my fault. I can't control when
he texted me. And second of all, you said you
can't ask me a question. This is in some sort
of you know, measurement that America doesn't use. That's ridiculous.
It's feet Okay, okay, fine, and it's one hundred feet
or whatever. It's one hundred feet, it's not one hundred
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
It's not First of all, you got the answer and
now you're changing the number.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Said that whatever I said, it doesn't if you say
the right answer.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I'm saying. But what I'm saying is this system, our
system is not working, so we need to change the
system for the next question. Those are a wash. Those
questions don't count. Okay, it's zero zero. But the question
is I get to pick the question that you ask me, because.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That way question is to pick the question that you
asked me. That does what does that even mean? The
question what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I'm saying, so smart question questions the question that I'm
going to get the question that I'm going to receive,
so people know that I'm smarter than you. I get
to determine the question, because when you're determining the question,
it comes out too confusing. No one understands what you're
talking about. They can't see how smart I am. Thus,
what we're going to do here. You're going to ask
the question I want you to ask, and then we'll
see if I know the answer.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
What punctuation mark ends, an imperative sentence.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
An exclamation point? Well, you know, so I'm supposed to
ask you.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Well, no, it's my turn.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Okay, so say it again.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Well you already said the answer, then I want I
just want no, no, no, because that's not was not
your question. I'm pretty sure you can't answer someone else's
question because that was your question that you're trying to answer.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
But that's that doesn't make any sense that you're going
to give me a question that I'm just going to
repeat back to you and you're looking at the answer
in front of you on your laptop. I answer, I
don't think the rules. You just made that rule you
literally just.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Trying to I'm trying to make I'm trying to do
something because whatever you're doing is not working.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I think what people are hearing is that they're seeing
Dan is trying to finagle his way into receiving a
question that he already knows the answer to which, by
the way, Dan, you still have to look up exclamation point. No,
all right, here's my question. Answer a question. Go ahead, Dan,
just answer a question, any question that's not a give
me an answer, Just say a sentence that could be
an answer to a question. Go ahead, now, No, your
(16:37):
answer was now you said, now, question mark. You can't
answer a question by asking a question that's not You
just lost. You just couldn't even do this. No, you lost.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You lost because you couldn't even come up. You couldn't
even come up with a proper question.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I gave you a layah, I said, fine, you want
to win.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
You want to win? Fine?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
What I win?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Great? No I win. I'm smarter than.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Saying fine. I said, do you want to win? And
you said yes? And you took that as me saying that, okay,
you can win. I was just taunting you because I
know you want to win so bad. But then you said,
I'm kind of a not a smart not so smart
being is someone who says, I'll just take the I'll
just take it if someone gives it to me. You
just I just want to move on. Fine, let's just
move on. This is so stupid. Anyway, Well, guys, we've
got a great show coming up. Speaking of smart people,
(17:17):
we've got a really intelligent woman, believe it or not,
coming on to the show, Jennif Friedman.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Author, comedian writer. She is a jack or a Jacqueline
of all trades, and we had a really fun conversation
with her. You know, she has more conservative views than
I think a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I really appreciated that, yes, because I think she's kind
of playing a character on the stage. Yes, you know,
she's being a liberal person because the audiences that's what
they want, of course, But deep down, it was nice
to get to know her intimately and find out about
her deep, dark conservative truth.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
So to be clear, thinkers, when you see Jennif Friedman
out in the world doing stand up writing all that stuff,
that's a character. When she's on our podcast, this is
her sence yourself. Okay, Yes, that's how it works. So
I think you're gonna like to get to know the
real Jenni the real Jennifer. I certainly did. Jennif Friedman
(18:10):
is a comedian, filmmaker, and author. Her writing credits include
Borat Too, The Connors on ABC, and The Late Show
with David Letterman. And she just released a collection of
essays entitled Not Funny Essays on Life, comedy, culture, et cetera. Jenna,
thank you so much for being on Man Thinkers.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Well, Jenna, I know you recently released this book and
that's really exciting, and congratulations on the release. I did
want to point something out though, I mean the title
it says it's not funny like right in the title, and.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
That sounds like a mistake. It was probably just an error.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Probably still time to change that if you want, because
it feels like bad marketing. But what do you I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, maybe you're right, I should change it.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
It's really funny triggered, really funny colon triggered.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
There you go. That's great, that trigger shooting the wokeness
out of my asshole? There you go?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I mean, yeah, so really funny colon triggered shooting wokeness out.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Of my asshole.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I think that's that's kind of what works for me
the most so far. If I had to choose between
the two titles, I don't exactly know the punctuation or
how you would show that, but I'm sure you could
figure it out. You're an author.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Dan wants to be an author. He says he's a writer.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I was a screenwriter. I never sold anything, but I
do have a lot of scripts and a lot of books.
So actually, you know what, how about that? Like, how
were you able to get your stuff published by some
liberal probably New York, let's say, Jewish publishing.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, well, there's this guy named George and he's a
patron of the arts, yess and not a good noil.
Ye paid me to write this like kind of feminist
manifesto to poison the minds of the youth.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
But my sympathies are actually a little conservative.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Personally, Really, well, he's you know, I have to say
give credit to George Soros. As much as I hate
the man for his values, he is so busy and
so active, you know, because everyone who works for him
seems to have stories about him personally that he pays protesters,
he pays, he pays Antifa. I mean, that is a
big group of people and now he's paying authors to
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write books that go against your values. It's smart and
I hate the guy.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Well, I mean, I just had to make money. You know,
I have a kid now, and so I just sometimes
have to do things for money.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
And I'm fine. I'm fine to set aside.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
My working mother though. Is that okay? Is that okay
with the family? What does your your strong husband think
of that? Doesn't he say just stay home?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah, he says just stay home. But you know it's
cute it you know, we have a good dynamic. Look there,
there's there's a whole precedent of like you know, working
mom Sarah Palin Right and Conway working.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Working mom, Trump, working mom, Lauren Bobert.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Lauren Bobert, working mom, exam margor Taylor Green have kids.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Would be shy, but it's possible.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I don't know if she could birth them, yeah, giving
the amount of steroids. But that's only because you know
she's she chose to be strong, and I think that's
an important value to have and for our children to
be able to see that. Is that that's another way
you can go. You could have children, or you could
hulk out.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Those are your only options, and those are two really
good examples for them, and something that you kind of
just said earlier Jenna, about you know when your husband
tells you to stay home, it's cute. And it's like
I've been saying this, I've been screaming this, like when
when men tell women how to live their lives, it's cute,
Like it's just cute to be flirty. It's nice, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Yeah, like Mitch McConnell's like the.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Cutest Mitch McConnell would smash because it's so cute.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
And I think you think that is is just if
we were to redirect the attention and say, guys, women
are getting upset about mansplaining, but if they just thought
of it as cute, right, we would all like it.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
But honestly, it is cute because it's like you have
to live your dif dish way.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's it's like a little adorable.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
You know, doesn't talk like that.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
He's got a great voice, but I was saying, man
in general, you have you can't have a boy, can't
you know?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
It's cute?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
It is, thank you?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, right, And great impression of Dan, Dan you that
you sound like that a lot, and I.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Don't think it's supposed to be me. I think she's
doing like a baby voice to show the cuteness. That's like, yeah,
but you're like a weak man. You're like a tiny
little you like a weak man. No, what Jenna is
saying is that that's actually a strong man. You think
speaking of cute things.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You know, your your your mother. Now you have a son,
and I'm just interested now that you have brought a
future man into the world, has your opinion of men
and boys in masculinity changed it all?
Speaker 4 (22:37):
I mean, I had a really good year growing a
little penis inside me. I gotta say, like, I sold
a stand up special, I wrote a book.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Thank you, man.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
It helps. It helps to have a man involved.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
To have a man inside you. Yeah, at any capacity,
exactly professionally. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson. Yeah,
see how much your son is already. Of course they
would say man's splaining, But see how much he's man's
splain to you already in a positive way. Having a
little penis there, the power, the power of the penis Yeah. Yeah,
I mean I saw the book before I was even pregnant. Yeah,
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but I did sell the standard special before I was.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Those are details. Those are details, They are details.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
But I think just people thinking like that, the potential
that a penis could grow inside me, I think was
probably like that's the most likable thing a woman can do.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
It is really charming. I love the idea of you
being pregnant. If you haven't grown at your own penis,
you can't talk about men. Yeah, so only yes, only men, and.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Only women who've had sons.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
And honestly, even after they've had a son, they sort
of lose a little bit of power because the penis. Yeah,
the penis is not.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
There to be inside you.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
You have to be getting fucked or growing a penis
right to have anything to say as a woman.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well, where you have this new book out, First of all,
you should tell us about it, what's going on in
this book, but also tell us where you can purchase it.
Has it been banned from any libraries? If so, let
us know which one so the people in the those
areas don't waste their time trying to get it.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I mean, I don't have any heartfelt stories about, you know,
coming to terms with my sexuality as like a young child,
so I don't think it will be banned.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Okay, I mean, but I do have.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I do have like a.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Nine thousand word chapter on dead baby jokes and abortion.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Jokes, abortion jokes. I think I think it's okay to
make fun of abortion.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I mean you might think that, but George, do you
think that.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I guess i'd have to hear somebody.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I don't think it's like disturbing to make fun of abortion.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
You know, pregnancy is a spiritual experience, you know, and
I know a lot about that. I know you've actually
been pregnant and I haven't, but yeah, I mean I
kind of I have in a certain respect. I've spiritually
impregnated myself, you know before I do Iwaska every day
and that.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
First women who've been pregnant exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I don't but your is this your stand up? George?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Like what what?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I haven't said anything funny yet, but my standup is
so funny. So you know, I s Jenna out on
the We've like we've run, you know, we've run into
each other, George a show the haha hut one time. John,
I don't know if you remember that.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, when you go to Seapac, there are all these
night time activities and there are like little stand up
gigs thousand.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
You've been there, George, Oh yeah, yeah, they invite me.
You know, I'm kind of I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You're just not giving a straight answer though, I'm saying
you've been there, They've invited me. Have you been You've
been to seapack and done stand up there.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I've seen it. I've seen it, And so why is
the media.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
We'll call them like not sea rallies, But they're just
stand up shows exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, most conservative gatherings are just one big stand up
comedy performance. I mean, that's let's just be honest about that.
That's and you've been there. I've been. I've been to
the place where it happens. And so seems like it's
not at the same time. But you know, we don't
have enough time to parse through this stuff. So remember
when you were a kid and SNL was so funny,
but now it's not funny.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
What change we changed as a society?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
We we let women get on social media? I guess
there was a tends out there and done us all
out with it.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Like that's an interesting theory.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Like hall monitor.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Right, right, Yeah, Because even though there was never a
law or a rule that said women are not allowed
on social media. You have to imagine the first people
on social media were Mark Zuckerberg and the Winklevoss twins.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
So everybody watching, and everybody watched right.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Right, And so at that time, it was essentially men only,
and that's when it was its best, because it's only
gotten worse. So you could, technically, there is an argument
to be made that social media was its best when
it was men only because three men were using it.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Right, So I was I think I conflated like Internet
with social media. But what you're saying is like you're saying,
like if Facebook was like one of the first social
media sites and it was like founded by three alpha males,
then it.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Was pure in its pure, firm form.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
But then once women started to have the voice, right,
But once women got on there and started to have
a voice and actually broadcast their opinions, they just made
everything like completely unfunny.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And well, that is a way to look at it.
You know, we're not saying this, and I'm glad you're
the one that's bringing this up, but that is a
way that you could divide the eras of social media.
One the first few days with only men, when it
was the best, and then afterwards when it seemed to,
you know, kind of tank as a woman, how terrified
(27:14):
are you of trans women assaulting you in public bathrooms?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I don't go to the bathroom, so I don't really
have any.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Smart That's the smartest thing I've shit.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I don't pee and I don't shit.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I just you know, I'm like, I'm like one of
those like jumping beans, right, I just only excreet gas.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
That's amazing, Jenna, because that I'm a big bio hacker personally,
and I do a lot of different things to kind
of enhance my mind and my body, but not pooping
is something I never considered. But that makes so much
sense because think about how much time you spend on
the toilet. That's wasted time where you have consuming our
content reading conservative news articles like that's so much. I
guess you can do that on the toilet, but let's
(27:54):
just pretend.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Not the same though. To me, it's also just a
waste of a whole You know that you've got this
whole you got this whole whole hole, and it's just
it's just a few times a day or a week
that poop is coming out, Like there could be other
uses for that.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Oh, I thought you were talking about a toilet but okay,
not too.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I was talking about buttthole. But I think a toilet too,
is a waste of a hole. This is a hole
just for one use. Like that's why America's you know,
I feel like maybe.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
I feel like, yeah, I feel like there are like
lots of uses for holes.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
That even the toilet hole, because I feel like America
is losing the war in toilet holes right now is
that we're not using the hole in the way that
it could be used. There's multiple uses for a hole.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
You so you oh, so you're saying you may like
like you want to you want to stick your dick
in a toilet hole.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I'm not saying that personally. I'm saying that there are uses.
So yes, okay, let's just go ahead and say.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yes, you fucked a drain is what you're saying, You
fucked a drain.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I'm saying that these are holes that can be used
in multiple ways, and we're not doing that, and that
is why America is losing to China.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
I get it. That tracks.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Thank you, you know, Dan and holes, I think you're
making progress. You feel open enough and vulnerable enough. To
essentially admit that you've been fucking toilet holes, which I'm
glad to hear that.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Drains because drains, pipes whatever, slick drains, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
You're a pipe of file.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
There may be, so, I think, And I'm sure I'm
not the only one. There's always a community out there,
so I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
General.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Why do you think that men are so dominant in
the comedy word.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I think they were just born that way.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
I think that there's just a biological funny bone that
men have, and it's right behind their balls.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yes, a lot of people don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
There's a bone in the tank perineal, the pereneum, there's
a bone above it, and that's where the funny bone is.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yes, funny bone is a real thing biologically, have.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
That right, And it's located between a man's balls and anus.
Is the funny bone.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
And you need a funny sort of skin, right, because
it's not really.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Funny skin, but it is a bone. It's calcified.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
It's like there's like calcium depasots in the skin that
are a bone.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
And that's the funny bone.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
That's what I like about see in this what's good
about science is one, science proves facts. Don't care about
your feelings, right, men have a funny bone. Two, science
could kind of be whatever you want. And as long
as you state it as a scientific fact, there is
a bone there. It is funny there men.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Study there was a study in a journal. It is yeah, yes,
and it is a bone.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
And as long as there's a study in the journal,
I'm all for it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Jenna, I have a question. You're a hilarious woman, you know,
and you're successful. My question is this, I mean, did
you find I know you're happily married and you have
a family, but when you were in the dating scene
like me and Dan, are you know, was being a
really funny woman a hindrance? Do you think men were
threatened or intimidated by how smart and funny you were
or do you think that it was something that was
(30:40):
a benefit for you.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I think they loved it. They loved it.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
I just slotted it up on my comedy bona Fides.
After every show there'd be like a bunch of men
just wanting to, you know, go down on me, and
I just took real much of them.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Well, hopefully that happens next for all of us. We
wish you a great success in your book.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Really funny colon triggers up through my asshole or something?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Was that it?
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah, triggered forward by Joe Rogan.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well, thank you so much, Jenna, and don't forget to
keep thinking. Okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Just such an intelligent, kind, wonderful I mean, what a
wonderful woman. I was really impressed by her.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I don't know what it is, but there's something about
speaking to conservative people that's so much better. It really
is than talking to liberals. And I think it's because
they agree with a lot of the things we like
and say, and they don't argue with us, and they
don't make us feel frustrated because they won't accept our
points of view, you know, And so it's it's just better.
And that's why everyone should be conservative, because everything would
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be better.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
No, I totally agree. And again, Jenna, was that was her?
Since yourself not a character? Yes, and you saw just
how much the conversation flows and how fun it is
someone's being their authentic self.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
And check out Jenna's book Not Funny as a on life, comedy, culture,
et cetera. And check out she's had shows she's worked
for the Daily Show, she's worked for the Late Show,
she had her own show called Soft Focus with Jennifriedman.
There's just lots of Jennifriedman content. Now know that she,
deep down she's as conservative as you are, yes, and exactly,
so you could support her. You could actively support her
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and not feel.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Disgusting and deep down you all know that I'm smarter
than Dan. We established that today, and you know, I
just want to say to the thinkers out there, you
know we're getting down to the wire here. We got
one more episode left, and guys, between now and the
next episode, you know what to do.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Keep thinking, Keep thinking,
And there's there was a big shipment of the petroleum jelly,
so we could start.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh oh, tell the viewers, tell the listeners about.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
We have fantastic product, you know. And I don't like
to I don't talk about stuff unless I know it's
good and I know it's quality. And we have beautiful
bottles too. Nice. Nice, it's just nice packaging. And it's
a lot of packaging. But guys, let me tell you
about something. Petroleum jelly. Okay, people call it vasoline. We don't.
We don't need to talk about them.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
No, we don't need that.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We don't need that stuff because that's got it's corrupted somehow.
But ours man thinkers petroleum jelly. I love this stuff.
I'm just constantly it's on my hands, guys.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And you can't see Dan right now. Obviously he is glistening.
I mean, this man looks like a basted turkey on
Thanksgiving morning. Josh, delicious looking boy. And I'll tell you
our vasoline is I mean, the ingredients we use, excuse me,
our petroleum jelly is top notch. I mean, oh my gosh,
Well where we're getting our petro our petroleum, our petros
(00:59):
coming from the finest hours. All right, we're talking Saudi Arabia,
we're talking any place.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
A lot of it's from Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I would say most of it is from Sadi Arabia.
But this is what we're told and that's all we know.
We work with real people, you know, small petrol stations, small.
Oh yeah, we're community based petroleum jelly.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Look, some sources might say, hey, don't get the man
thinkers petroleum jelly. It breaks down, it becomes sort of
a cracked waxy powder.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah. I mean some people have even said when they
receive the jugs in the mail, they're empty, and they say, right,
you guys conned me into buying a jar of nothingness.
And it's like, no, no, no, the petrel was in there.
It just broke down during the shipment process. That's not
our fault, right, And you feel, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Feel the bottom of the box that it came in,
and guys, this is on You feel the bottom of
the box. If it's soggy, the outside of the box.
If it's soggy, okay, then something went wrong in the shipment, okay,
because that was.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
But you know, if it's if you got a soggy
bottom box. You know that you had at one point
petrol in your jar, just graded by the time it arrived.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's yes, but that is not typical. We have both
had fantastic experience with this. You can put in your.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Car, guys. It's petrol. It's so many purposes. You could
use it as oil for your car, you can use
your body. I've used it, actually, Dan, I was. I
didn't know if I was going to kind of keep
this to myself, but you might as well tell everyone.
I recently had my first sexual experience in a long,
long time, and I used the petrol as loop as
a lubricant.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't think you're supposed to do that, but that's good.
But I don't think you're supposed.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
To You know, that's interesting you say that, because it did.
I find it to be somewhat of an irritant on
my on my member, and then I kind of freaked out.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
All right, guys, we'll get the get the petroleum jelly. Though.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I feel like sometimes when I talk about my problems,
you just you just move on. You don't even like
I'm trying to open up to you as my friend.
Just we're recording the show, but one of my my
penis is bright red, and I don't know, like why
penis is and range in colors. Sure, but it's not
normally a fiery red. And now I look like it's
like a lot two weeks maybe two weeks, two weeks,
(03:01):
what if it's gone?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
But just because if it's gone, then you'll say, okay,
that's what it was, that was meant to be.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, but Dan, I gotta just ask you real quick,
why do I have to keep the petrol too? Like?
Why can't I'll take the sand and then you keep
the petrol my place. I am like up to my
fucking ass full.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm full with what.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You don't have a life, you don't do, you got
no kids, you got no friends, you don't have a lover,
you got nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I but I just I can't my space. I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's just not a satisfying answer for me. I just
that there's no details there.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
This can't carry out that stuff and bring it into
the into the home. It's just not gonna. It can't.
In that it can't in that situation, it can't occur.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I just feel like maybe I should take a bigger
percentage of the cut. Then maybe I get set sixty seventy.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That would be wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Why I'm doing all the work.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's a team.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah. Sometimes I fucking rue the day I teamed up
with you. But anyway, you're listening to The Man Thinkers podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
A show that forges a new roadmap for the modern
man on how to best live life.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm George Collins, former liberal cuckhole.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
And I'm Dan Finkelstein, staunch libertarian in cel.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
This is a safe space from safe spaces. Yeah, but Dan,
I don't know if you know, because I know you've
been kind of homeless recently. But I got a great
piece of land. Really, it's in the woods. It's deep
in the woods. We're building some cabins now, kind of
building a whole sort of structure, a whole sort of compound,
you could call it. So we're really making progress here man.
And like I said that, the doors are always open
(04:28):
if you want to come, you know, live with us
and start to kind of follow my teachings. I'd love
to have you.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So you know, it's I'm proud of you for being
for starting the cult, taking the initiative. I think that's
a lot absolutely, I think that's the problem with a
lot of beginning cults is that the leaders don't take
enough initiative, don't pick themselves up by their bootstraps, say it, Hey,
I'm starting a cult. Let's get going, let's start building
in the woods. Because doesn't even sound like you know
exactly what you guys are going to be building and why.
(04:54):
But what's important is that you're going.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Well, we're developing colonism, George Collins colonism, and that's sort
of what I'm calling and uh, you know, basic the
basic tenants in my mind are just kind of do
what I say and help me be comfortable, you know
what I mean? And so I I right, and these
so many these spiritual folks, you know, they're so open
minded and they're so gullible, and so it hasn't been
(05:16):
that hard because also I made so many connections from
all the different cults. I've been a part of that.
Right now, we have a kind of a you know,
it's a small community right now, but I think we're growing,
and honestly, you know, I just really can't wait till
I get to the point where we're actively recruiting good
looking women, you know, who will look up to me
and kind of maybe have sex with me, and then
I can just really rub it into my wife's face
because she thinks, you know, she said open marriage and
(05:37):
blah blah blah, and you know, Pablo and Paolo and
all these people she's sleeping with. I started a freaking cult,
and eventually it'll be a sex cult, and then I
can really say, hey, open marriage, my ass. You know
who is one.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
This whole thing is sort of revenge.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well, you know, we're a bit of a I think
that's sort of the route I want to take as
a revenge cult. Hey, anyone out there who feels lost
and who feels like they were betrayed by someone and
they want to take revenge, come up and learn about
the tenets of colonism and we will teach you how
to enact this revenge. That's why I think it would
really appeal to you, dim because you're such an angry
guy right now. The members are all men, which I
don't like. As much as I love men. It just
(06:11):
seems to not that's good.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You want to be, Yeah, you want to dislike the
cult that you're starting to get it to be the
better cult that it deserves exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I mean, it seems like right now, if.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You were satisfied with the cults you already, you'd be done.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I know it's true, but if this is sort of
a long revenge play for me being so hurt about
my wife forcing an open marriage on me and then
sleeping with men who are far better looking than I am,
I do need some women to kind of be a
part of this cult at some point. And so I
just I'm not quite sure why it doesn't appeal to women.
I mean, I explain to my female prospects, I say, listen,
come hang out with me, and maybe one day we'll
have sex. I don't know, they're kind of like, what
(06:44):
are you talking about? And so I don't know. Maybe
I'm pitching it wrong, but.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I like how you put the things just straight out
there that you're not even hiding. Hey, this cult is
about me, and it's about getting me the stuff I want,
and I want to have sex.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I think that too many cults lack transparency. I think,
you know what I mean, Like that was one of
the things that you feel duped, You feel tricked, and
I'm saying no, no, I'm not trying to trick you in
any tricking. Here's what we're going to do straightforward cult. Yeah,
you're gonna waste your life hanging out with me and
treating me like I'm a guru. And maybe we'll have sex,
and you know, I'll fuck with your mind and you'll
get revenge on some people that you hate, and somehow
I'll kind of twist it around and such that your
(07:19):
revenge is relying upon, you know, a sexual experience with
me or something like that. You know, we'll see. Look,
I put a lot of money into this plot of land,
so it kind of has to work at this point.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, because I've heard I have been you know, I
go to the library sometimes for some cool air conditioning
and and I well, but I heard that I talked
to one of the librarians there and they said, on
some of the days and I'm not there, you're actually there. Well,
that you're there kind of taking out stacks of books
and sleeping and using the restrooms for maybe more than
just you know, peeing in pool well shaving.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And sure, here's the thing. Yeah, I started going there
to check in on you because I was concerned, you know,
and you know, i've seen you there. I kind of
avoid you because I can tell you're not popular there
and I kind of want to get on everyone's good
gracist because the library is a great place to recruit
for a CALT when you think about it, there's a
lot of psychotics totally hang out there all day, like yourself.
And so that's how it started. At the end of
the day, I'm not so much homeless the way you are, Dan,
(08:11):
although you know, I have a compound. There's not really
a place. There's not a home there, but I have
a compound a place to be. But here's the thing.
I need my followers to kind of think that I'm
like doing stuff all day. So what I do is
I just go there with a big bottle of orange
juice and I set up in the corner and I
sit my OJ and I you know, I sleep, I
hang out whatever. And then check my watch. It's five pm.
And they say, oh, the library's closing in an hour.
(08:32):
And I go great, and I get up and I
go back to the compound and they're like, oh, what'd
you do today? And I'm like, I did a bunch
of CALT stuff. I did a bunch of stuff. And
they're like, wow, he's so good.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm the same way. I'm exactly the same way with
a lot of the podcast stuff. You know, I'm talking
to producers. We're feeling all kinds of calls for quality
control on our product, right and I'm supposed to be there.
I'm supposed to be a part of those calls. But
what typically what I do is I go out, I
get just a big old thing of yogurt, and I
head on down to the library check out books, and
(09:00):
I snooze away the day. And it hits five o'clock
and I see you in there.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I do see you in there. I do see I see.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You in there. You don't want to say anything, though,
and you seem busy, I know exactly. And so and
of the day comes and these people, you know, I
talk to the people that are working on our show,
working really hard, and they're like, where were you. You
were supposed to be on the callwork and customers, portrolling
and jelly. I was doing tons of stuff for the show.
And I think it's a great system.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Today, you know, you're just checking out at the library
and thinkers. You know, listen, this has been Dan and
I on our own both develop this personal strategy, and
we don't acknowledge each other in the library, but we're
both there, and I will say, if there's something in
your life you're just trying to avoid thinkers and you
just want to kind of check out, go to your
public library. It's open all day.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You got to take advantage of this stuff, guys, because
if you're not, you're not taking advantage of what the
liberals say is supposed to be. You know, their utopian
society where everyone gets free books all the time. Okay, well,
then I get a free place to sleep exactly and
eat my yogurt, and.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
A free place to hide while other people make incorrect
assumptions that I'm actually doing something important and productive.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
They do not Hey, yeah, they do not say at
the library that you can't hide to exactly, and thus
you can hide there. It is a sanctuary in that sense.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It really is thinkers and coming to the end of
the season here, guys. So we just want to make
sure you have all the kind of life hacks and
a big life action. Yeah is waste your life at
the library, but make sure you bring some sustenance, orange juice, yogurt.
You're a big fan of the drink of yogurts, aren't you,
Dan kah Fear, Yes, I thought you were allergic to dary.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I am okay, so well, it seems like things are
going really well for us. Absolutely one other thing that's
going on at the end. It's the end of the season.
People are still asking and I know that they're getting
these calls all the time at the quality control for
the podcast. I'm not on the calls, but they're saying,
who is smarter Danner George. I've been listening to the
show NonStop, love the ads, but I'm not I'm still
(10:43):
have not been quite clear on is it Danner? Is
it George? Because currently they are tied in they're smart ops.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
This is it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
This is smart Off number three. This will determine who
is the smartest. So what is going to happen here? Thinkers,
I'm sure you've been listening. I'm sure you already know
the rules. But George and I are going to ask
each other a series of questions to determine who is smurder.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
To be honest, thinkers, I didn't even want to do this.
I didn't even want to do this. I don't even
want to do anythink the answer is obvious, you know.
I mean, we we've had now over twenty episodes of
content for you guys, and it should be fairly obvious.
Who is crystal clear? You know? And so Dan, are
you ready for your first question? Absolutely? All right, here
we go, Dan, what language has the most words?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Can you repeat the question?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yes? What language has the most.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I'm just typing something here? Hold on?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Well, no, hold on? What do you have your computer
offor what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Are you looking at the answer? Are you looking for
the answer? No?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
No, no, no no no. I was just typing something else.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Sorry, I'm going to ask you a different question because
I don't trust you right now, okay, and I want
an answer right away, so you don't have time. Okay, okay,
here we go. Groups of lions are known as what, Dann,
you're typing? You're typing right now?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I was typing something else. Wait, A group of a lion?
A group of lions? Yeah, sorry, I just like a.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Pack of lions is known as what. It's not a pack,
they're called something.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Well, you just said a pack, so it's not that.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
That's true, and maybe that's misleading, but it's a group
of lions. When lions travel together, live together, you know,
eat together, travel well, sure, they travel around the savannah.
I don't know. They go they go from one place
to the other, don't.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
They But not like a vacation or something.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I don't think lions take vacation. I mean, also, why
would they. They're in sunny Africa, you know, right, people
go vacation to see them exactly. They're a vacation destination.
They do not go somewhere they don't need to go on. No,
So the answer is no, Well no, it's not no vacations.
It's not a yes or no question. Though, I'm saying, so, okay,
that's wrong. Your answer is no, they're not. A group
of lines is not referred to as no. So that's
you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well, that's not what I was answering. I don't you're
you're kind of making the questions because we started talking.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
About vacations, right, but you brought that up. I just
feel like you're you're kind of avoiding the answer here.
You're kind of just trying to like, what are you
looking at?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
What I'm reading something? I'm just reading something.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
The fact that you haven't found that if you are
looking for the answer, and the fact that you haven't
found it yet, shows how dumb you are. Like this
is an easy look up and you can't even handle that.
You don't even know how to use Google properly. Clearly
you're a moron. Okay, okay, well I did find the
answer is well, it's not even that. It's for one,
there's an article that I found here called Awesome eight
Animal group Names that's on National Geographic Kids, and it's
(13:06):
really a glaring of cats.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
What are you know about that? A bloat of hippopotamuses?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Okay, it's not the question leap of leopards? Great man,
I don't care. What are you reading? The kids are?
I don't care what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Because I'm saying I'm fine. I'm using the power of
research to find really cool stuff, and all you are
obsessed with is finding some answer to a question I
don't even remember because we barely were talking about.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
All right, Well that fine. You don't get any points.
I don't whatever your rant doesn't.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Fine, I don't need them. Fine, what how long in meters?
It's got to be meter of How long is an
Olympic swimming pool in meters?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Hold, I'm just getting a text.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Who are you typing? Just wait?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's a cult thing. One of my devotees is sort
of wondering what they wondering. Well, a bunch of wood
came in today, and he's like, what am I supposed
to build? I don't understand?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
So what are you telling it?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wait? So what's the question?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
What are you telling the cult guy? What are you
guys building? Or what are you telling him to do
with the wood?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Well?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I want him to build it, you know, at some
point I want him to build me a bed. First
of all, I don't have a place to sleep. But
can you just what what's the question? I don't I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's something I just don't.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
What what How many meters is an Olympics meters?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
How many meters are? And how many Olympic swimming swimming pool?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
How long is an Olympic swimming pool? In meters?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
How long?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I think this is? I think the timer is done?
Do we have a timer set.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
In meters in meters Olympics?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And then you're typing it into the phone.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
No, it's one hundred and sixty four feet.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Okay, so that's wrong. Why it's fifty meters? Well, because
I had to be in meters. Why did you look
it up? The feet?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Okay, that's a past that's it. That's a mulligan because
you okay, you can't ask me a question. First of all,
I was busy texting right after.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I asked the question.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, but that's not my fault. I can't control when
he texted me. And second of all, you said you
can't ask me a question. This is in some sort
of you know, measurement that America doesn't use. That's ridiculous.
It's feet Okay, okay, fine, and it's one hundred feet
or whatever. It's one hundred feet, it's not one hundred
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
It's not First of all, you got the answer and
now you're changing the number.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Said that whatever I said, it doesn't if you say
the right answer.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I'm saying. But what I'm saying is this system, our
system is not working, so we need to change the
system for the next question. Those are a wash. Those
questions don't count. Okay, it's zero zero. But the question
is I get to pick the question that you ask me, because.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That way question is to pick the question that you
asked me. That does what does that even mean? The
question what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I'm saying, so smart question questions the question that I'm
going to get the question that I'm going to receive,
so people know that I'm smarter than you. I get
to determine the question, because when you're determining the question,
it comes out too confusing. No one understands what you're
talking about. They can't see how smart I am. Thus,
what we're going to do here. You're going to ask
the question I want you to ask, and then we'll
see if I know the answer.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
What punctuation mark ends, an imperative sentence.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
An exclamation point? Well, you know, so I'm supposed to
ask you.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Well, no, it's my turn.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Okay, so say it again.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Well you already said the answer, then I want I
just want no, no, no, because that's not was not
your question. I'm pretty sure you can't answer someone else's
question because that was your question that you're trying to answer.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
But that's that doesn't make any sense that you're going
to give me a question that I'm just going to
repeat back to you and you're looking at the answer
in front of you on your laptop. I answer, I
don't think the rules. You just made that rule you
literally just.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Trying to I'm trying to make I'm trying to do
something because whatever you're doing is not working.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I think what people are hearing is that they're seeing
Dan is trying to finagle his way into receiving a
question that he already knows the answer to which, by
the way, Dan, you still have to look up exclamation point. No,
all right, here's my question. Answer a question. Go ahead, Dan,
just answer a question, any question that's not a give
me an answer, Just say a sentence that could be
an answer to a question. Go ahead, now, No, your
(16:37):
answer was now you said, now, question mark. You can't
answer a question by asking a question that's not You
just lost. You just couldn't even do this. No, you lost.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You lost because you couldn't even come up. You couldn't
even come up with a proper question.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I gave you a layah, I said, fine, you want
to win.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
You want to win? Fine?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
What I win?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Great? No I win. I'm smarter than.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Saying fine. I said, do you want to win? And
you said yes? And you took that as me saying that, okay,
you can win. I was just taunting you because I
know you want to win so bad. But then you said,
I'm kind of a not a smart not so smart
being is someone who says, I'll just take the I'll
just take it if someone gives it to me. You
just I just want to move on. Fine, let's just
move on. This is so stupid. Anyway, Well, guys, we've
got a great show coming up. Speaking of smart people,
(17:17):
we've got a really intelligent woman, believe it or not,
coming on to the show, Jennif Friedman.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Author, comedian writer. She is a jack or a Jacqueline
of all trades, and we had a really fun conversation
with her. You know, she has more conservative views than
I think a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I really appreciated that, yes, because I think she's kind
of playing a character on the stage. Yes, you know,
she's being a liberal person because the audiences that's what
they want, of course, But deep down, it was nice
to get to know her intimately and find out about
her deep, dark conservative truth.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
So to be clear, thinkers, when you see Jennif Friedman
out in the world doing stand up writing all that stuff,
that's a character. When she's on our podcast, this is
her sence yourself. Okay, Yes, that's how it works. So
I think you're gonna like to get to know the
real Jenni the real Jennifer. I certainly did. Jennif Friedman
(18:10):
is a comedian, filmmaker, and author. Her writing credits include
Borat Too, The Connors on ABC, and The Late Show
with David Letterman. And she just released a collection of
essays entitled Not Funny Essays on Life, comedy, culture, et cetera. Jenna,
thank you so much for being on Man Thinkers.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Well, Jenna, I know you recently released this book and
that's really exciting, and congratulations on the release. I did
want to point something out though, I mean the title
it says it's not funny like right in the title, and.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
That sounds like a mistake. It was probably just an error.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Probably still time to change that if you want, because
it feels like bad marketing. But what do you I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, maybe you're right, I should change it.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
It's really funny triggered, really funny colon triggered.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
There you go. That's great, that trigger shooting the wokeness
out of my asshole? There you go?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I mean, yeah, so really funny colon triggered shooting wokeness out.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Of my asshole.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I think that's that's kind of what works for me
the most so far. If I had to choose between
the two titles, I don't exactly know the punctuation or
how you would show that, but I'm sure you could
figure it out. You're an author.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Dan wants to be an author. He says he's a writer.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I was a screenwriter. I never sold anything, but I
do have a lot of scripts and a lot of books.
So actually, you know what, how about that? Like, how
were you able to get your stuff published by some
liberal probably New York, let's say, Jewish publishing.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, well, there's this guy named George and he's a
patron of the arts, yess and not a good noil.
Ye paid me to write this like kind of feminist
manifesto to poison the minds of the youth.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
But my sympathies are actually a little conservative.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Personally, Really, well, he's you know, I have to say
give credit to George Soros. As much as I hate
the man for his values, he is so busy and
so active, you know, because everyone who works for him
seems to have stories about him personally that he pays protesters,
he pays, he pays Antifa. I mean, that is a
big group of people and now he's paying authors to
(20:21):
write books that go against your values. It's smart and
I hate the guy.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Well, I mean, I just had to make money. You know,
I have a kid now, and so I just sometimes
have to do things for money.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
And I'm fine. I'm fine to set aside.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
My working mother though. Is that okay? Is that okay
with the family? What does your your strong husband think
of that? Doesn't he say just stay home?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah, he says just stay home. But you know it's
cute it you know, we have a good dynamic. Look there,
there's there's a whole precedent of like you know, working
mom Sarah Palin Right and Conway working.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Working mom, Trump, working mom, Lauren Bobert.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Lauren Bobert, working mom, exam margor Taylor Green have kids.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Would be shy, but it's possible.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I don't know if she could birth them, yeah, giving
the amount of steroids. But that's only because you know
she's she chose to be strong, and I think that's
an important value to have and for our children to
be able to see that. Is that that's another way
you can go. You could have children, or you could
hulk out.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Those are your only options, and those are two really
good examples for them, and something that you kind of
just said earlier Jenna, about you know when your husband
tells you to stay home, it's cute. And it's like
I've been saying this, I've been screaming this, like when
when men tell women how to live their lives, it's cute,
Like it's just cute to be flirty. It's nice, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Yeah, like Mitch McConnell's like the.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Cutest Mitch McConnell would smash because it's so cute.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
And I think you think that is is just if
we were to redirect the attention and say, guys, women
are getting upset about mansplaining, but if they just thought
of it as cute, right, we would all like it.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
But honestly, it is cute because it's like you have
to live your dif dish way.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's it's like a little adorable.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
You know, doesn't talk like that.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
He's got a great voice, but I was saying, man
in general, you have you can't have a boy, can't
you know?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
It's cute?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
It is, thank you?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, right, And great impression of Dan, Dan you that
you sound like that a lot, and I.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Don't think it's supposed to be me. I think she's
doing like a baby voice to show the cuteness. That's like, yeah,
but you're like a weak man. You're like a tiny
little you like a weak man. No, what Jenna is
saying is that that's actually a strong man. You think
speaking of cute things.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You know, your your your mother. Now you have a son,
and I'm just interested now that you have brought a
future man into the world, has your opinion of men
and boys in masculinity changed it all?
Speaker 4 (22:37):
I mean, I had a really good year growing a
little penis inside me. I gotta say, like, I sold
a stand up special, I wrote a book.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Thank you, man.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
It helps. It helps to have a man involved.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
To have a man inside you. Yeah, at any capacity,
exactly professionally. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson. Yeah,
see how much your son is already. Of course they
would say man's splaining, But see how much he's man's
splain to you already in a positive way. Having a
little penis there, the power, the power of the penis Yeah. Yeah,
I mean I saw the book before I was even pregnant. Yeah,
(23:10):
but I did sell the standard special before I was.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Those are details. Those are details, They are details.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
But I think just people thinking like that, the potential
that a penis could grow inside me, I think was
probably like that's the most likable thing a woman can do.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
It is really charming. I love the idea of you
being pregnant. If you haven't grown at your own penis,
you can't talk about men. Yeah, so only yes, only men, and.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Only women who've had sons.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
And honestly, even after they've had a son, they sort
of lose a little bit of power because the penis. Yeah,
the penis is not.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
There to be inside you.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
You have to be getting fucked or growing a penis
right to have anything to say as a woman.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well, where you have this new book out, First of all,
you should tell us about it, what's going on in
this book, but also tell us where you can purchase it.
Has it been banned from any libraries? If so, let
us know which one so the people in the those
areas don't waste their time trying to get it.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I mean, I don't have any heartfelt stories about, you know,
coming to terms with my sexuality as like a young child,
so I don't think it will be banned.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Okay, I mean, but I do have.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I do have like a.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Nine thousand word chapter on dead baby jokes and abortion.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Jokes, abortion jokes. I think I think it's okay to
make fun of abortion.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I mean you might think that, but George, do you
think that.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I guess i'd have to hear somebody.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I don't think it's like disturbing to make fun of abortion.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
You know, pregnancy is a spiritual experience, you know, and
I know a lot about that. I know you've actually
been pregnant and I haven't, but yeah, I mean I
kind of I have in a certain respect. I've spiritually
impregnated myself, you know before I do Iwaska every day
and that.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
First women who've been pregnant exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I don't but your is this your stand up? George?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Like what what?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I haven't said anything funny yet, but my standup is
so funny. So you know, I s Jenna out on
the We've like we've run, you know, we've run into
each other, George a show the haha hut one time. John,
I don't know if you remember that.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, when you go to Seapac, there are all these
night time activities and there are like little stand up
gigs thousand.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
You've been there, George, Oh yeah, yeah, they invite me.
You know, I'm kind of I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You're just not giving a straight answer though, I'm saying
you've been there, They've invited me. Have you been You've
been to seapack and done stand up there.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I've seen it. I've seen it, And so why is
the media.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
We'll call them like not sea rallies, But they're just
stand up shows exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, most conservative gatherings are just one big stand up
comedy performance. I mean, that's let's just be honest about that.
That's and you've been there. I've been. I've been to
the place where it happens. And so seems like it's
not at the same time. But you know, we don't
have enough time to parse through this stuff. So remember
when you were a kid and SNL was so funny,
but now it's not funny.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
What change we changed as a society?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
We we let women get on social media? I guess
there was a tends out there and done us all
out with it.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Like that's an interesting theory.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Like hall monitor.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Right, right, Yeah, Because even though there was never a
law or a rule that said women are not allowed
on social media. You have to imagine the first people
on social media were Mark Zuckerberg and the Winklevoss twins.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
So everybody watching, and everybody watched right.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Right, And so at that time, it was essentially men only,
and that's when it was its best, because it's only
gotten worse. So you could, technically, there is an argument
to be made that social media was its best when
it was men only because three men were using it.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Right, So I was I think I conflated like Internet
with social media. But what you're saying is like you're saying,
like if Facebook was like one of the first social
media sites and it was like founded by three alpha males,
then it.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Was pure in its pure, firm form.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
But then once women started to have the voice, right,
But once women got on there and started to have
a voice and actually broadcast their opinions, they just made
everything like completely unfunny.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And well, that is a way to look at it.
You know, we're not saying this, and I'm glad you're
the one that's bringing this up, but that is a
way that you could divide the eras of social media.
One the first few days with only men, when it
was the best, and then afterwards when it seemed to,
you know, kind of tank as a woman, how terrified
(27:14):
are you of trans women assaulting you in public bathrooms?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I don't go to the bathroom, so I don't really
have any.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Smart That's the smartest thing I've shit.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I don't pee and I don't shit.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I just you know, I'm like, I'm like one of
those like jumping beans, right, I just only excreet gas.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
That's amazing, Jenna, because that I'm a big bio hacker personally,
and I do a lot of different things to kind
of enhance my mind and my body, but not pooping
is something I never considered. But that makes so much
sense because think about how much time you spend on
the toilet. That's wasted time where you have consuming our
content reading conservative news articles like that's so much. I
guess you can do that on the toilet, but let's
(27:54):
just pretend.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Not the same though. To me, it's also just a
waste of a whole You know that you've got this
whole you got this whole whole hole, and it's just
it's just a few times a day or a week
that poop is coming out, Like there could be other
uses for that.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Oh, I thought you were talking about a toilet but okay,
not too.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I was talking about buttthole. But I think a toilet too,
is a waste of a hole. This is a hole
just for one use. Like that's why America's you know,
I feel like maybe.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
I feel like, yeah, I feel like there are like
lots of uses for holes.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
That even the toilet hole, because I feel like America
is losing the war in toilet holes right now is
that we're not using the hole in the way that
it could be used. There's multiple uses for a hole.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
You so you oh, so you're saying you may like
like you want to you want to stick your dick
in a toilet hole.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I'm not saying that personally. I'm saying that there are uses.
So yes, okay, let's just go ahead and say.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yes, you fucked a drain is what you're saying, You
fucked a drain.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I'm saying that these are holes that can be used
in multiple ways, and we're not doing that, and that
is why America is losing to China.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
I get it. That tracks.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Thank you, you know, Dan and holes, I think you're
making progress. You feel open enough and vulnerable enough. To
essentially admit that you've been fucking toilet holes, which I'm
glad to hear that.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Drains because drains, pipes whatever, slick drains, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
You're a pipe of file.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
There may be, so, I think, And I'm sure I'm
not the only one. There's always a community out there,
so I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
General.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Why do you think that men are so dominant in
the comedy word.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I think they were just born that way.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
I think that there's just a biological funny bone that
men have, and it's right behind their balls.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yes, a lot of people don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
There's a bone in the tank perineal, the pereneum, there's
a bone above it, and that's where the funny bone is.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yes, funny bone is a real thing biologically, have.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
That right, And it's located between a man's balls and anus.
Is the funny bone.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
And you need a funny sort of skin, right, because
it's not really.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Funny skin, but it is a bone. It's calcified.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
It's like there's like calcium depasots in the skin that
are a bone.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
And that's the funny bone.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
That's what I like about see in this what's good
about science is one, science proves facts. Don't care about
your feelings, right, men have a funny bone. Two, science
could kind of be whatever you want. And as long
as you state it as a scientific fact, there is
a bone there. It is funny there men.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Study there was a study in a journal. It is yeah, yes,
and it is a bone.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
And as long as there's a study in the journal,
I'm all for it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Jenna, I have a question. You're a hilarious woman, you know,
and you're successful. My question is this, I mean, did
you find I know you're happily married and you have
a family, but when you were in the dating scene
like me and Dan, are you know, was being a
really funny woman a hindrance? Do you think men were
threatened or intimidated by how smart and funny you were
or do you think that it was something that was
(30:40):
a benefit for you.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I think they loved it. They loved it.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
I just slotted it up on my comedy bona Fides.
After every show there'd be like a bunch of men
just wanting to, you know, go down on me, and
I just took real much of them.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Well, hopefully that happens next for all of us. We
wish you a great success in your book.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Really funny colon triggers up through my asshole or something?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Was that it?
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah, triggered forward by Joe Rogan.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well, thank you so much, Jenna, and don't forget to
keep thinking. Okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Just such an intelligent, kind, wonderful I mean, what a
wonderful woman. I was really impressed by her.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I don't know what it is, but there's something about
speaking to conservative people that's so much better. It really
is than talking to liberals. And I think it's because
they agree with a lot of the things we like
and say, and they don't argue with us, and they
don't make us feel frustrated because they won't accept our
points of view, you know, And so it's it's just better.
And that's why everyone should be conservative, because everything would
(31:46):
be better.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
No, I totally agree. And again, Jenna, was that was her?
Since yourself not a character? Yes, and you saw just
how much the conversation flows and how fun it is
someone's being their authentic self.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
And check out Jenna's book Not Funny as a on life, comedy, culture,
et cetera. And check out she's had shows she's worked
for the Daily Show, she's worked for the Late Show,
she had her own show called Soft Focus with Jennifriedman.
There's just lots of Jennifriedman content. Now know that she,
deep down she's as conservative as you are, yes, and exactly,
so you could support her. You could actively support her
(32:19):
and not feel.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Disgusting and deep down you all know that I'm smarter
than Dan. We established that today, and you know, I
just want to say to the thinkers out there, you
know we're getting down to the wire here. We got
one more episode left, and guys, between now and the
next episode, you know what to do.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Keep thinking, Keep thinking,
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