MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin
Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.
Episodes
On this week of MESS Sydnee and Marie talk mess FAN culture with favorite friend of the pod Matt Rogers! They talk the dynamics of being a public figure, complex relationships with fans, social media influence, and more. As always they also chat Mess of the Week and your MESSages!
Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com, or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!
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In this Thanksgiving special of MESS! Sydnee and Marie dive into holiday antics and mess with guest siblings Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar! They discuss everything from holiday naps, Christmas decorations, favorite Thanksgiving dishes, dating woes, and dental disasters. Happy Thanksgiving!
Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com, or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!
This week the two talk Sydnee’s apartment mess, Marie’s dating mess, when you should end your situationship, lottery mess, and your MESSages!
Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com, or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!
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This week Syd and Marie are joined by their dear friend Alex English! They recount a recent trip, debate the trials of roommates and unreliable coworkers, and tackle social media virality.
Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com, or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!
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Welcome to the first episode of MESS! Sydnee and Marie take you through some mess in their lives like oxtail meet-cutes and landlord woes, to mess in the world, and lastly your MESSages!
Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com, or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!
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Verified superstar, Kalen Allen, joins us this week as our Only Child Expert! Kalen quells the rumors surrounding only child syndrome, everything he's looking for in a partner, and his rise to fame. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk about their upcoming tv appearances and Sydnee goes from a Michelle wig to a Kelly wig.
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On this week's solo episode, Sydnee and Marie discuss DaBaby and DaBookings, Saweetie and her McDonald's meal, and everything else from Paul Rudd to 9/11. Enjoy!
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SNL's Ego Nwodim is on the pod this week as our Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert! Ego opens up as much she can - while still securing those NBC checks, to tell us about going to the Catskills, going on bad dates abroad, and getting into some road rage. Plus, Sydnee talks about her recent live shows and Marie talks about all the dates she's been on this week.
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Another solo episode this week where Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss hot billionaires, what makes a diva and why ghosting is never okay. Enjoy!
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Slinging and slapping dick. He she they y'all.Sugar daddy-ing down the game. Minnesota 10, New York 7. Close your eyes open your legs. Lazy eye for the win. Cowardly lions are not my type. Her cups ran over. Espedrils and Sancerre. We had sodomy. What are you saving yourself for? What the fuck is joe Rogan talking about? Clock out, login.
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We're back with our first solo episode in a minute. Marie talks about closing herself off from fans and Sydnee comes to terms with being too close with just about anyone. We discuss the Molly episode from two episodes back and respond to a listener email. Enjoy!
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Chris Gethard joins the pod this week as our New Jersey Expert! Chris talks about a typical day in the life as a new dad, his past living it up in New York, and the best foods you can find in NJ. Plus, Sydnee talks about the recent heatwave in NY and we all recap our pride weekends.
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Big tea this week, sweetie! Listener, Molly (who's messaged the Unofficial Expert to become the unpaid assistant), is on the pod this week to be interviewed by Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew. We unearth her past, ask what it means to be suffocatingly Jewish, and ask her to write the opening scene of Sydnee and Marie's sitcom. Listen to find out if she got the job!
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Jo Firestone joins us on this week's episode as our Spiraling Expert! Jo tells us what it means to spiral, how she stops herself from spiraling out of control, and of course what Winnie the Pooh character she relates most with. Plus, Sydnee elaborates further on her birth and Marie talks about a bad experience on set. Enjoy!
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It's just Sydnee and Marie this week! They're talking about their review of "Cruella," a review of the podcast, and feeling gratitude during this weird time.
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Garrick Bernard joins us as the Immigrant Parent Expert on this week's episode! Garrick talks about being a first generation immigrant growing up in LA, whether or not he got allowance, and how his family felt about him dropping out of school. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk about a very hot party they recently attended.
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Sydnee is giving major auntie vibes on this week's solo episode of the Unofficial Expert! Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew talk poly relationships, Sydnee's messy refrigerator, and Summer Walker's baby. Enjoy!
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Sydnee and Marie are back from a brief hiatus to talk all about their recent trip to NOLA and Sydnee shares some very exciting news. Plus, our Drag Expert, Miz Cracker, joins us to talk how she gets inspired for different fits, her most expensive lewks, and the weirdest gifts she's received from fans.
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Big things are happening on this week's Unofficial Expert! Marie is BACK from her European exxxcursion and is telling us all about the dick she saw while abroad, and Sydnee reveals a surprising shift in her relationship!
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