2 Labubus Please w/ Jared Goldstein

This week Syd and Marie chat with friend and fellow comedian Jared Goldstein! The trio talk Jared’s driving MESS, hypnotherapy, and his extensive gorgeous handbag collection LOL. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh you're listening to mess Hey, y'all, we're back.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
We're back. We're back, We're back, We're back.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm so excited because you know what, we're doing something different,
are we?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yes, we are.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
We're just gonna bring the guests right on and done
that before.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Is that different? No? Am I here literally always here?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh my here.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't know, I don't know, but thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I read some of the comments and they're like, we
feel it, and the guest feels it.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Bring me the guests in immediately, and I said, you
know what, try okay, we're gonna do that. We're bringing
them in.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Jared Goldstein's is here, Hello, Hi, Jared Gylstein Jared Jared,
Jared Jared.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I love the way British people say my name Jared
Jared Jared, because it reminds me of the way Long
Island people where I grew up say my name, which
is Jared Jared. Everyone else says like Jared Jared, Jared,
Long Island, Jared, London Jared. It's very similar Jared. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I like the London I feel like London people
do it. Like they say names like a question, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Murray, yeah, and they also call you darling, and a
grown man who is straight will call another man darling
and then lovely.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's why it's so easy to play that game. Gay
or European.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah gay, gay or.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Metrosexual Metro Metro, Yeah, metro.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I got metro a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
You I did kid yeah, like you don't have a
swoop bang.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I would never say metro.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I did blot the front for you.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Toube immediately say gay because it's like, you know, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
But gay was a slur. You know, this was in
the in the nineteen eighties, nineteen eighty No, no, this
was the two thousand, nineteen eight yeah, no, this was
the two thousands, and gay was a slur. So metro
it was kind of an it was an easy way in.
We would have called this a man bag.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Bag.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I love this bag. Look at the boo bag now.
I'm really.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
But you really brought the little boo boo into another level,
Like this is so chic, it's so cute.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'm like it is it is cute?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Really, thank you. I'm having a lot of fun with it.
I am toxic and I am a villain, and if
this is I want people to like me. But if
this is where we I lose people. That's okay, but
now let's talk how much would you pay for that
for the La booboo. The lab booo was probably like
fifty bucks. It was a gift from my mommy.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Your mother's mother, encouraging this baby.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Well, here's the thing. My mom was really powerful in
the Beanie Baby era.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
And this is the next the next what I mean
she worked.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
She was just like boots on the ground Brooklyn, getting
Beanie babies that you could not fined.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
The Princess Diana won.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
The Princess Diana won. At one point, she had it,
I had. She got me a charizard, a holographic charizard
card because she called Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
You had, so you have Beanie Baby and Pokemon.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
We had it all forbies. Tell Magotchi you spoiled you
got the money?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yes, well, well you do the Gucci bet I would.
I didn't want to say, because the labels. But you know,
you hear someone speaking, You're like, oh, you had more
than one room in your house?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah for sure?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, yeah, we need were have in a studio apartment.
No wait, but can I just say shout Outland Island? Yeah,
but shout out to my mom. She for a living
tod nails. My dad was an accountant and she made
more money than my dad doing nails.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh, because dad, they.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Were always accountants don't make that much money. And my
mom just worked seven days a week NonStop. That's wild.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
And the girls are always getting their nailstone.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, it doesn't matter if there's a pandemic, epidemic, whatever
the world is in it.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
We were like, can I get Tipsip.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
And her her babies needed Toamagotchi's and furbies and beanie babies.
Two name Xbox game Cube? What's your mother's name? Sharon?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Sharon? Sharon, Sharon's a good mom there.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
She's a great mom.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
So she so she definitely loaded up on Christmas. She
made Sharon, I want the Boo Boo too, I want
one like that.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
She well, she got a box of six. I had too,
but I had to surrender one to my niece because
three was not enough for my niece. So she has four.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
What steal one from the baby tonight?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I will try your niece. She deserves all of them.
She is, she's very cute. She's very cute.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
It is steal one from me.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I know, I know, I do want I kind of
because now I'm watching people open their La Boo boos
online and I'm like, I would like to open another one.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, you did it unboxing.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I did do an unboxing.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Well, now I.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Truly don't get the hype.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm confused. What is this pricing? So you don't know
how much?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I think the actual price is like thirty bucks per
La booboo. A La Boo boo is like retail thirty bucks,
unless it's like a fancy kind because they make like
limited edition, like there was like one like with Coca Cola,
and that one was probably more expensive, but like just
a straight up labuoboo is thirty bucks. They come in
boxes of six, but mostly they're being resold, so the

(05:13):
reseller wants a profit, so they're charging more like fifty
sixty seven.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
When you say they come in boxes of six, yeah,
so one is fifty or the boxes.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
The boxes three hundred based on fifty dollars. Wait spent
three hundred dollars on a box of This is mess?
You know this is mess?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Sure is mess?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
This is this is top level mess. Yes, because you
are what an adult?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
This thing on your back?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
But the baby has three four labuoboos.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
So that's two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
We do spoil my knees, Yes, she spoiled.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
So you can't get single labuboos. You can to get
them in a family pack.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
You can, but it's easier to get them in a
pack because the resellers want the pro so they're like,
take the whole box, don't just buy one.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
And where do you get them?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
You get them from your mom's friend's son on Staten Island.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay, so I got across a river.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah, across a bridge, get on a ferry to
get I.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Don't like it that much. It will never be that
appealing that I'll do that much when.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
We can again say for me, it was handed to
me for free by my mother.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Okay, you're doing well, Jared, we hear it. You have
a mom.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, if you're watching this, a tool will take one.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
But I wanted to be decked out like Jared. Cherry
knows us.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
She's been to the show. Yes, she knows. We'll all
work on it. It would be fun to get another
box and kind of hand them out to my friends.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yes, yes, we deserve you do, you certainly do it.
I'll put mines in like fuboo.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
But I get you a boo boo. If I get
you a la boo, you gotta act like you like
it and appreciate that. Wow to her water bottle.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Get a smaller version of a water bottle and put
it on my little boo boo.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yes, dar, all.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Right, so now we got I guess we got to
get into our messes.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
You let us know how you feel about the mess.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, My mess is I don't ask enough questions when
my friends invite me to things because I'm a friend,
and I say, hey, if it's you involved, I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I'm here for you, baby.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I don't ask about time prices, who's going to be there, nothing.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
None of that, because who's going to be there. We're
going to be there, Yes, you and.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I till the day we die.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
And so a friend asked me to go to New
Jersey to do shows. Already, Wait, we're doing a lot
New Jersey. I don't want to get on the path.
I don't want to do any of it. Why do
I have to cross a bridge to hang out with you? Yeah,
there's not even any boo boo's in New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, but she.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Doesn't live in New York. So I say, you know
what I got your girl? Little did I know? I
thought she was gonna come to the city, pick me up,
take me to New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
That's what a friend would do. Oh baby, girl was
on a flight.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh yeah, no, I'm gonna get into Jersey through Newark
and I'm gonna meet you there.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
So how am I gonna get to this place? Oh? Well,
you gotta you gotta google that.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
You got to google how to get Then she tells
me where the place is, and I said, you're doing there?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
That is what that's.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Where you're performing. That's where we're performing. I say, fine, you.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Know you're right work because and she kept asking are
you still good? And I said, why do you keep
at And that's that's that's a red flag and also
mess for you.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
If your friend keeps checking in and see if you're
gonna go.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Know the place is about to be bad, not good,
not fun, but friendship. How to do I get there?
I got to go to port authority. I don't go
to Portory. That's not I just like, where why am
I doing?

Speaker 3 (09:07):
It's not? This is not make up for ports in
your star chart?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I don't have She's a Port Authority rising. Does these
copicals look like they should be on the bus. They shouldn't,
but they did. I got on a bus for this friend.
The problem is is that Port Authority is so dated.
They have not updated this place.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
They were taking a train, Mari, I took the bus.
I just want to let you know. Jerry with the
G at the at the ticket booth not nice. Not nice.
I mean if I'm not a nice person either, Jerry,
Jerry with a G.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Your parents didn't believe you. They're like Jerry with a G.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh parents.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I don't know if her parents are still with her
because she was very much so an elder.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Okay, yeah and so but spice girls.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Jerry was also an at the end and one R.
So there's there's a little county.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, shout out to the Jerry's with the G and
I at the end. But I don't know if y'all
been to Port Authority. It's a place where people who
don't have IDs or passports and they're just trying to travel. Yeah,
they're trying to trap. They're probably paying in cash and
that's cool. They don't want to leave a paper trail.
So it was a lot of people who go. I
think Luigi took up. Speaking of Luigi left New York

(10:30):
after the murder, us on a Port Authority bus, Port
authority bus.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Also Luigi county County.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
There's always an eye in county.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, and then ended in it. All right, So I
have my suitcase, I got my tel far, I got
this thing all with me, and so I so I'm
kind of blending in. I'm blending in because I have
a lot of things. There's a lot of people with
a ton of stuff. They got bags with food in it,

(11:03):
they got big suitcases because they're.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Going to Montreal via bus.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, and so I'm fitting right in. People with different languages,
white people in dreads and that's like, I've never seen
so many Alabasters with corn rolls and dreads and box
braids in my life.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
And they were all there and Port Authority taking the.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Bus and uh, I didn't pronounce the place right, So
she said, let me see the address. Then I sold
her the address. She said, yeah, that's not where you're going, Jerry. No.
She just was like, because I was like, I want
to get to Secaucus, and she said, let me see
the address.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
You don't want to get to Secaucus.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
He said.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Then she looked at the place Rutherford or Rutherford or
whatever the place, and she said, I said, well, how
long is it going to do?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
I have never been over there.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't know that's what.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yes, Oh my god, Jerry shout out to Jerry, Jerry.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
So that was mess.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
And then I got on the bus. The bus driver
wasn't even nice. I thought it was she saw me
with all this shit. I thought I was gonna be
able to put myself down and then give it a ticket.
I try to get Ah, I'm gonna need your ticket.
I said, well, don't get comfortable until I know if
you should be on this bus.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Her name has also been.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Jerry with an idea. So if you're a friend that
asked me to do something, know that I'm going to
be asking so many.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
A lot of questions Sidney.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't understand how you don't ask questions when Sydney
invites me something that somebody else invited us to, say,
where's it going to be?

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Who is that?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Do I like them? What are you wearing?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
I also think like you shouldn't have to ask these questions.
I think that this information should be presented to you
in the initial ask so that you can decide if
you want to do it.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sidney already said yes, but no information.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
I know, I know, I know. But it's like I
when I get if I get like a request like that,
hey do you want to do a show? Blank? I'm like,
can you tell me the time? Can you tell me
the venue? Can you tell me?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Like?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Tell me everything?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
You're a type person, I'm b yeah, I'm like, you
know what. I'm here for the vibes. Yeah, I love you.
Why why is this an interrogation or what it is?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
If I'm involved?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, because the thing is that it's like the people
were asking you to work. They know the information, So
why are you not giving it to me? Just give
it to me.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
She's a friend, and I usually say yes if the
dates I'm available, Yeah, sure. But to be fair, that's
how Sidney gives information as well. I'd be like, she'd
be like, hey, do you want to do this thing
when Friday?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Where at what? I think it's near the Hampton's.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Okay, And I don't know, girl, but I'm gonna just
tell me if you want to do it.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
That's how Sidney. That's how you give me information. That's
how I give you information, yes, yes, and what have
you said?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I said no when I don't know you were saying,
we do a lot of things together.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
City was like, it's near the Hamptons. It's nowhere near them?
Do exactly what I said? The burke chears, I said,
where's the Berkshire? You said, I think it's near the Hamptons.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
I said, okay, I before okay, Jerry, all right, the
burkhears nowhere news away.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I go to Albany tomorrow because of Sydney.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Oh wow, anyway, thank you, you're going tomorrow. The burkeshears.
Are you going to authority? I will be.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yes, but I'm going to Amtrak, which is like a
level above, more levels than the bus.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Free it goes bus trained plane.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Right. I guess where's car in there? Cars? Kind of car?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Car? Bus?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Plane? I borrowd my my my dad's car. Yesterday. You
I have a dad, Okay, what the hell?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
You have a dad, a mom.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
And a Labuo Boucci. Yeah, I have a Gucci. And
I bought up my dad's car and I drove it
from Williamsburg to Littlefield and it was so powerful. What
kind of car is it? It's a very weird car
that my dad bought. I don't even know why he
bought it. It's it's a I don't know. It's a
blue suv with a white roof. It's a kind of

(15:26):
a goofy car. It's a two thousand and seven. He
got it for five thousand dollars on Craigslist.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
We're going to need it for theregs List car.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Actually, my dad and I both have Craiglist cars, so
that's send us something like fatherlike son. It's it looks
like a power Ranger car. It looks weird. He likes it,
and apparently people like it. And it drove me to
Little Field yesterday and it would have taken like fifty
minutes on the train or twenty five in a car,
and I got to do it. I got to wear

(15:56):
flip flops to the show because I didn't take the subway.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
You wore flip flops and safe. I'm sorry. I just
want to is it safe to drive in flip flops?

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Because in my I'm like.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
All the final.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Destinations that I have seen, I feel like I have
taught me that a flip flop will get stuck under
the gas.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Isn't that what happens with a heel, well, girls take
their heels off to drive, or like a birkenstock.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
A birken stock is sturdier than a flip flop.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
But I love it's so thin. It's not gonna A
flip flop.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Is so thin it's gonna get caught and flip under again.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
I want people to like me, but if I lose
people for my choices, it's okay. I wore flip flops
on Are you wearing a long pant? I was, yes,
or like an oversized kind of like a baggy cargo,
a white baggy cargo that like a ended scrunchy with
white flip flops kind of match.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
You're just you're so I don't like it because.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Long.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I just I feel like we're You're not going to
the beach.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
You're on stage.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, but I'm not taking you seriously. If I could
see your people clubs are very on trend right now
and wear them on the streets of New York and
I'm judging you.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I'm literally being trendy. And also I was not doing
stand up. It was a it was a party. It
was like a game show show where you're on stage
the whole time, and there was a nautical theme to
the show.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Oh you didn't have a boat shoe?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
No, not with me.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
You you didn't have jelly.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
I did not have a jelly.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah a kid a white sneaker with no socks. No, okay, Well, yeah,
some of us made choices yesterday.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, I made choices every single day.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
And if you're on board, were your choices, you know,
just put a little palm tree under the.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I want a boat.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
In the comments, what was my mess for the week?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
So you know, my landlord is mad at us, at
everybody in the building, so she doesn't talk to us anymore.
She has somebody doing work outside the building, and I
think they I don't know what he's doing. He's painting
the fire escape. It went from black to red, like
brick red.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Why, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Now that's a choice. It feels like danger.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Danger.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
It ranches.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
The fire escape now matches the color of the brick
of the building.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Right. Oh, so it's a different red.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
It's it's not this, it's like brick red.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
So my bedroom, my fire escape is right off my bedroom.
I don't have no curtains. So I thought the man
was done working I'm waking up. I'm waking up. This
man is on the fire escape painting or whatever he's doing.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I'm butt naked in the bed.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Whoa, Just.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
So now I'm getting I have my laptop to cover me.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I'm trying to get up and run out with my
big water bottle. And this is happening multiple days this week.
Oh I never know when he's coming or when he's
not coming. Today I woke up in a panic because
I was like, he's outside staring up and I and
there's nobody there, but I have PTSD noil from this

(19:18):
fire escaping.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's miss mess Well.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I was gonna say, you told us I did. Yeah
with Zach whoops, But I didn't know that. I didn't
know that it was still happen days that. Yeah, I
mean you got to put anoe. Zach was here last week.
He this guy was on my fire escape this week.
But then but this is what happened last week. So
the guy left a letder leading up to my fire escape.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
No no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
For multiple days.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Anyone can just walk.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Up there, anybody.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
And that's what I messaged my my landlord.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I said, Hey, I don't feel safe.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Are you trying to get me murdered.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
This is how bas she wants you out the bar?
How badly do you want disappointment back? If it gets
crazy here I think you have. The price is gonna
go down, yeah, or maybe it'll go up because it's
me and used to live here.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Here New show. Why are you dead?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Why are you dead? Is that why the fire escape
is red? Did she die on the fire escape? It's
just crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
So anyway, my mess is a two part because I
also talked about this last week.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Whoopsops. But not having curtains is mess of its own kind.
But also here's the thing. I didn't have curtains in
my apartment for years and years, and I just never
got curtains because I lived in an area I guess
like kind of like you where it's like you don't
really need curtains if you're like high up you know.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I mean, I'm on the second floor.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yeah, you're high up enough you don't need it across
from a bus stop. But whenever, I.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
So your exhibition is is that where you're saying at
the window, life, what's the weather today?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Someone down there named Alexa. I would feel it. Someone
would walk up to the door, and I'd be like,
how dare they they can just look in? What the hell?
I have no privacy. But the whole time I could
have bought curtains, but I just never did. And I
understand that.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Feeling of well, the curtains and the rest of my
apartment are sheer.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
So it's like, yeah, and they're expensive, and then you
order them and you don't even know if you like them.
You on a.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Gucci curtains are expensive.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, I don't want to look. We all have our lines.
We all have our lines.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Are expensive if you up because a lot of the
windows here in New York are not built like.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Normal windows really true, but even not custom is still expensive.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, Like you want to go just get windows or
treatments and you're like, okay, none of those actually.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Treatment. Already I'm already intimidating.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's rich people. Yeah, you somebody.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Somebody who has window treatments is somebody who like decorates
their house seasonally.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Like you know, like top there's like top, sheet, blanket,
like all those words like fit. I don't know the difference,
And I feel like with curtains, it's the same thing.
There's like curtains treatments. Is there There's got to be
another one. There's a box? Is there a box? Blinds?
There's another one.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Though, Venian Venetian blinds?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
What about the panel ones that like hang like this?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
There's another word and it's all it's yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You know what the sheets are? A fitted sheet is
the one.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
And I don't always know the difference between. Sometimes I
don't know the difference between like a duvet and a blanket.
That yes, but I like the duvet and I don't
need a blanket or a sheet. I don't need a talk, I.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Don't need a flat sheet.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
I don't need it.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I just do it fitted and then I do the
duvet with the cover.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
I just know in my life someone has asked me
for a blanket. I've handed them a duvet and they've
been like, and I'm just like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
That's all messy. But Jared, what's your mess? What did
you come here to talk to us about?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Today?

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Okay? My mess is driving, specifically me doing it?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Well, yeah, you're driving flip flops? You ready to get yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
And Jared, I've been in a car with you.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Did you feel scared?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I want to say that you don't have a thing
to put your phone on.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, so you're just holding.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Your phone loose while driving while picking songs and talking.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Where this was in La? This was in La.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
You were in La?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
And I said, Jared, this is a lot going on,
a lot going and I'm holding on the side. Ye.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, like you think that those features are not really important.
Get in a car with me, you realize, Oh, I
actually knew want handle and I'll take a helmet if
I could too. M Now, yeah, I feel.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Like that's how people in LA drive though.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
No, I'm I'm here's the thing it's like. And by
the way, if you're driving right now while listening to this,
pull over, get off the road. I might be out
there and it's not safe if I'm there, but it's
I just get easily distracted. That's the big thing. Keeping
my eyes on the road is hard because I like
to look around. There's so many things to look at,

(24:28):
there's music playing. And then what's really hard is when
I have someone in the car with me who is
now asking me questions and I'm talking and I'm trying
to think of stuff to say back.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
So, how many accidents have you been in.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
A lot and it's crazy. This list. Just in the
last two months I've been into yeah, one a month. Yeah,
it's really crazy. My Geico. My insurance payments are now
up to four hundred dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
What are they supposed to be?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
They started out as like two hundred a month to something,
so it doubled.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
So every time you can do an accident, they ad
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, insurance is mess. Why am I paying for the insurance?
Insurance again? An accident? I know, but why are you
raising my insurance? I was paying for insurance because.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Now we can't trust you because you keep getting an aid.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
If you weren't getting into accidents, your insurance would still
be low.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
That's what the get go was told me.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah. I know. There's a thing called good driving discount,
but I no longer. I am eligible for that for
three years.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Three years.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I have a lot to prove.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
For three years.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
So, Jared, what made you decide, Hey, I should just
be driving all the time.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I live in LA like you have to drive.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I also lived in LA and you know what I did.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
You stayed home, You didn't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
That's not true. I was out, but I got in
a lyft.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Okay, well here's the thing. Can I tell you I've
lived in LA for fourteen years. The first ten years
I did not have a car. I did not have
a car for ten ten years.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, line scooter, what were you doing?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Not, line skater, But I was like a public transportation,
which is really bad in LA. But I was taking it. Yeah, transportation.
I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, I was taking it.
But then I was borrowing my friend's cars for a while,
which was really great. But then after that uber started,
there was a time where like uberpool and lyft line,
like I would get from West Hollywood to the airport

(26:18):
Lax for sixteen.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Dollars because no one was using it.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
No one was using it. It was crazy. I didn't
get a car for a very long time. I got
a car during the pandemic so I could get vaccinated,
and then I had a car.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Look at you, you know one of those people, you know, Yeah,
I've been in.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
A car with you were in LA before, too, Jared.
I don't remember feeling scared.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Sometimes I'm fine. Sometimes that's the thing too. It's like
I have the same thing we're with, frustration with like
working out where you talk to a doctor and they'd
be like, if you hurt yourself working out, they'll be like, well,
were you working out wrong? And you're like, no, no,
but I how many push ups have I done in
my lifetime? I'm going to get a couple of them wrong,
Like I'm not gonna do I'm not perfect, I'm not

(26:57):
a robot. And when I'm driving, it's like some days
I'm gonna drive perfectly fine, I'm gonna get there no problem.
But that's not always going to be the case, and
sometimes things happen.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I do think you let me choose the music though,
when you were driving me that time.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Maybe, so maybe that's why I felt safe. I just
have to slow down. I have to slow down and focus.
But it's just hard because it's like sometimes it does
feel inevitable, like I'm gonna hit something, like I'm gonna
hit things.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Ever again, We'll say that YouTube both were kind of
like like just looking everywhere, like not paying attention. So
not if I'm in the front seat of a car
trying to get to a show. Yeah, and I were like.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Oh my god, that's right, yeah, yeah for your show. Yeah.
Well I think I felt I felt important as a driver.
That day, I was like, I'm getting Marie to her show.
I'm the driver. Okay, so maybe that's why. Yeah, I
want to.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
I guess I'm not important. Yeah, you know the things
you find out our mess?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Now, Dad, when you hit THETFF, what do you typically hit?

Speaker 3 (28:00):
People? It's the car in front of me. It's the
car that's the one I'm hitting, well in front of me,
and get away the way. I have had my friends
scream my name, put their feet up to stop. I
have one friend who I who was so scared that
I was going to hit the car in front of us,
because I do it a lot. His his fear response

(28:21):
was to place yes, which is like, that's going to
actually kill you. That's going to make this so much
worse for you. And it did make me laugh really hard.
But I also, again, I do feel bad. I don't
want to make my friends. I've made Nori scream my
name on a highway, which is my bad.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
But so you are super Mario karting everywhere you go.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a chill. I got a chill.
I gotta focus, I gotta people are people are crazy
on the road too, Like it's like I'm not the
only crazy one, like everyone out there is not.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I feel like LA drivers are especially bad because everybody
is from a different city, different yeah, trees, it's all
different driving rules. Is kids with cars, it's old people
with cars. And if it rains, everyone in LA is.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Like, oh my god, because I exclusively am driving like
fifteen year old gregslist cars when it rains, I feel
like I'm in a boat. I'm like, I don't know
if I'm gonna make it. Like I can hear the
rain inside my twenty eleven Mazda. I'm like, it's bad
when it rains. It's fucked up, and you shouldn't be
driving when it's raining. You shouldn't be driving, yeah yeah,

(29:29):
or you should not be driving a car older than
like six years if it's raining.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
But isn't it that the tires, the tires make.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
It's just the whole thing, like the whole Like if
I was in like a big, brand new like truck,
I'd be like, oh, let it rain. But in a
tiny little toyrieris like you just you're hearing, You're hearing
it poor and like you're like, how is this not?
Like genuinely, how is the water not spitting out of
the ace your window that it feels.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Like your window you have to roll it up like manual.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
No, no, but you can put your hand down. Please
put your hand down. Yeah, now I go like this.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Oh, I mean I think the last time I drove
a car was when I lived in La.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, how are you driving?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
I'm not good at it.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I wasn't good at it when I did it, and
now I'm even worse because I don't do it anymore.
So to me, a car is so wide when I'm like,
I'm taking up the whole road, so somebody trying to
come by me, I'm like, I'm like turning into the
cars that are parked next.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yes I can't.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I don't have spatial awareness.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, it's tough.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
But also it's like driving is so scary because even
if you're in control of your car and you're doing
the right things with your car, there's too many other
cars not doing that.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
People don't signal. I learned that in La, you do,
they do not use the signal.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Why signal there? If you're not going to use people
don't use it. And then also there are so many
like pedestrians and like bicyclists who are just kind of
like trusting and like jaywalking and crossing, And I'm like,
if you only knew how rarely I look up from
my phone.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
So you just you go right ahead and you just
jay walk right across the street and assume that no
car is going to hit you. You think anyone's looking up
from their iPhone fourteen pro are you crazy? If you're
in the middle of the road, you are this close
to lying over my car and me going like that
is so possible.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Now are there so many pedestrians in La?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Uh? There's some, but there's not a ton, but there's something.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, yeah therese whenever I walk in LA, people would
be like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah? One time I pissed off a bicyclist who uh
kept smacking the side of my car, Like it's a
piss to just to be like, fuck it. I don't
even know what I did because I'm in the bikel No,
there's no bike lane. There's famously no bike lanes in
LA and they got to work on that. But like,
I think I must have cut him off at some point,
But like I truly made one right turn. Onto found

(32:00):
from my street, so it had to have happened there,
but also like whatever, I don't know. And then it
was a straight drive, So I'm like, I'm not turning,
I'm not changing lanes, I'm not even moving. But then
for like truly for like five full minutes, whenever he
would pass, because you know, you're removing different speeds, and
whenever you would pass, you would and I'm like, I

(32:20):
I want to It's people are crazy. He was flirting.
You think he was flirting. He's going, he was going,
I loved your show, big fan, Yeah, big justice for Quibi.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Now you know famously there's the stereotypes with.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, yeah, with with with and so what are you
doing to combat that? Because I am holding it. I
am firmly I have rear ended so many racists it.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Is or or or you've created.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
So many Yeah, yeah, I think I think you know.
They say they say like they say the power of attraction,
Like thoughts are powerful. So if you're seeing me and
you're and you're making a decision about how I'm going
to be driving, you you self fulfilling prophecy, babe, what
what are you doing? What kind of magnetic thoughts are

(33:16):
you thinking? Let's let's think about that that made me,
that literally magnetize me into the back of your Honda, And.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
This is you sober, this is you?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, Oh my god, oh my god. Literally can I
tell you? I you can totaled my last car by
rear ending a school bus.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Starid yeah, with kids on it.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
There were no kids on it. It was seven better.
I was for like, for like thirty seconds, my heart
was righted. I was like, there's going to be fifteen
children piling out of that car. There were no kids
in it. There were no kids in it. But how
did I What was I doing when I rearened? I
was not drunk. I was not even looking at my phone.
I was going like.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
This, look at you.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
You can stop and go traffic. Also, by the way,
I don't even have nan. I'm just I don't know
what I was looking at.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
So when they look at these yeah, when they take
you to court and this podcast as evidence, what are
you going to do?

Speaker 3 (34:11):
How do you defend yourself? I don't I just say,
I go, I'm human, and I'm and I'm Asian.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
He's just he's just a boy.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
I'm just a boy. No, but he you know, I
will be pullover. I have insurance. It's going up and
up and up. I pay whatever, but it's you know,
what can we do. I'm trying to get better, and
I'm trying to be better. I went two years about
an accident. I did do that at one point in
my life, so I'm trying to get back to that.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Will you sound like you on a different streak now?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, I have the opposite streak.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
My mom is also a really bad driver. My mother
got hit by school bus once. No, not her body,
but her car.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yeah, okay. I was like, what was it on account
of her bad driving?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Probably yeah, And the front of her car was totaled
and she just had to drive that like a little bit.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
And she would come pick me up sometimes and I'd
be like, actually, you don't have to come get me, like, yeah, loud,
I could hear it before I see it.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
It's embarrassing. Its crumpled up in the front.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
It's like a pride parade, but it's shame. It's a
shame parade.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
And confriends would be like, can your mom give me
a ride? And then they would see the car and
be like, nah, we're gonna jump on the back of
this truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's other forms of transportation.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Have you tried that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
He was a bus girly for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
I did. It's so bad in La though. It's really
bad whenever, Like the train stopped running correctly here, and
I really just feel like, well, there's no point in
living here if the train is not gonna work, there's
no point in living here. But lately I'm singing a
new tune because I think about my insurance and my
monthly payments, and I go, you know, is it so
bad to spend twenty more minutes changing trains to get

(35:53):
to where you have to go? Okay, fine, we can people.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Not getting any accidents?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
No, do you bump into people when you're working up
the stairs while you're looking at your phone?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Sure, I get I get a little crazy when I'm
walking in the street and I suddenly get super impatient
and I start walking really fast.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Yeah, because I do do that walkers.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Yeah, so that's probably what you do when you drive. No,
it's literally, no, it's literally you're so right.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Where we have to get you off the roads and
the sidewalks.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
I know, I know, I need a helicopter shop. Yeah,
chopper sh sh helicopters. Yeah, yeah, chopper met a sash later.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I think they have a super helly they do, Yeah,
they do, they do. They do blade, I think is
what it's called. That's what the rich people used to get.
Helicopter direct.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
The helicopters are scary to me.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
No, they're horrible.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, since Kobe, yeah, and just since the beginning.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
So when you land, you're like, you're like on eleventh
Avenue or something like where are you even? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I think you're on a roof, oh like a pad. Okay,
You're just like, yeah, you want to shout, you talk regular.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
There's a helicop top Union Hall.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
That's the annoying thing about being in a helicopter.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
You can't hear. Like when I was in Brazil. We're
in Rio, we did like a tour and this guy.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Now you're sounding kind of rich too, Okay, that's when
you're in Brazil.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
It was like, so I didn't pay for it, And
that's the annoying thing about helicopters.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Sometimes you got to pay for yourself. Could you imagine
you land and they're like they hold out an eerader.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
And then what do you want to I know, yeah,
well no, yeah, but we're it's like a twenty five
minute ride and the guy is explaining all the things
that we're saying.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
It was like her.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
To be here. I was like, I was like, I
can't hear. I can't hear anything that you're saying.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
This is Brazil.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
The ears the first of all, they're they're covering your
ears so you can hear what he's saying in the microphone,
but it's still loud as up. And then when you
come down you see all of the wind and you're like, see,
I'm afraid that I'm going to get out, and and
then the hair is gonna go.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
So I I was on edge the whole time. Yeah,
that's perfectly scary.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
What's a good outfit to wear on a helicopter suit?
Appropriate helicopter fit I had? I had a skirt on
the skirt and I had a two top.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
The worst.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Was it minnie or was it long? It was man?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
See they see but all the time, so it's like,
why am I Yeah, they invented ass in Brazil.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Mmmm okay, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
A lot of can you say anything in poor geeze? No?
Now you say sorry or thank you. That's what I
was saying there.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
They're wrong, probably, but I but your regular words, so like,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
You said that's true. Damn taser.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
I come to Midtown to get tased.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah, Jared, you say that driving is a mess, But
you know what else is a mess is your shopping
with the bags.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
We got to get into it. I don't think it's
a mass.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
How many bags you have in New York with you right.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Now in New York with me right now? Probably four? Okay?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
And you're okay, and you're here for how long a month?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
For a month, and I normally bring zero, but I'm
here for a month and I'm not on the road.
So I'm like, I checked your bag. Bring some bags?
I many?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Now how many bags did you really bring?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Four? I swear, I swear, okay, but what about home?
Have a lot?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Let's have me like fifteen fifteen bags?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah? How many? Tel far? Probably like six? Six now, seven, eight?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Eight?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Okay? Eight? Maybe twenty bags and eight of them are okay?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Now a lie. That's why I'm like, I don't believe
anything that you're a lot.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
I have a lot. I pay my bills.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
I don't know you.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Pay Jared now we need to know what you're doing
underneath anything.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I need to worry about a bag. A bag every
now and again, fine, crashing into people, It's like, you
have to stop. That's a problem. That's a problem.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah a little purse, Yeah, but you like a nice purse.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Sure. Sure. But I'm also getting like I'm so into
it now where I'm like, I like restoring bags. So
I'm now buying vintage bags, restoring them and trying to
like flip them, not even for a profit, but just
to break even because it feels like then I can,
like if I can just have a new bag and
then essentially like return it, then I can enjoy it

(40:58):
and just pass it along to the next person looking
better than when I got it.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
By the way, how do you flip a bag?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Like I I have everything. I have like soap solutions,
like stain removers, paints, like acrylic, like top coats, like
I have. I have just about I basically can do
everything except like so so I can't like sew up
a bag or like do anything too major structurally to it.
But I can really take it. I can get most

(41:27):
stains out. I can Like we're going to.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Need to see some before and after the I want
to see that for the dump. But also it's like
you're so busy, Jared, how do.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
You Here's I'm not. I'm not And what I should
be doing is finishing my sample, and what I'm not doing.
What I am doing is like painting, like the piping
back onto like a Gucci Charmie at Boston bag that
I got for for two eighty how much does it
normally cost? If like on most like like eBay, most

(41:57):
like four hundred bucks. So if I were to sell
it for four hundred bucks, like minus fees and all,
I could probably like make thirty bucks. But then I
got to I got to have a Gucci man and
walk around for a few months and then make thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
I just want to know, are you asking are you
going to have fun? Are you asking your are you
telling your therapist about this?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
No, it's some of these Also here I'm seeing a
hypno therapists and what that is one hundred and eighty
dollars every time I go?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
What are they trying to hypno therapy? As you wit
to like.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Not stage right, but like I have nerves at auditions.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
So you have somebody that's like you are getting.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Sleepy, and can I tell you it's work. I've been
going for two months. Within a month. It like I
don't feel that I have my little zoom auditions, I
have my in person auditions. I don't feel nervous like
I used to feel. It's I booked something. I don't
know that it necessarily is because of that, but I'm
telling myself it is, and I'm I'm using that as
like I'm going to keep going. And those are the

(43:02):
funds to pay for it.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
One hundred and eighty dollars for somebody to tell you
not to be scared.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Yes, it's really effective. Can I walk you through it?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
I want to do this now because I'm actually.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
I really think you should please walk get through it.
So basically, like a friend turned me on to it,
who was a very serious person. She's a writer. She's
like an overthinker. She's not this is not like some
like la Woo woo burner, like this is somebody we know.
You don't know that, but they're great and you would
like them if you met them. And she recommended me

(43:38):
to this person who was like ripe in my house.
I get there. She also too. Similarly, it is like
a really serious person. You know, she's a mother, she
has like clean hair. You know, I'm going like, this
is someone you can trust, right, And then what she
does is like she'll talk to you for like ten
to fifteen minutes before each session starts, where it's kind
of just like talk therapy. You're like, what's going on,

(43:59):
what's bothering you? And then once you do that, you'll
lay down and then they'll do probably like a fifteen
minute like relaxation meditation of like you know, relax your toes,
relax your ankles, feel your knees like blah blah blah blah,
and so you're all the way down and then she'll
start doing essentially positive affirmations, but they're kind of like
are guided and they walk you through stuff where they'll

(44:19):
be like, I have nerve pain. So one of the
things we work on. She'll be like, imagine you're in
your brain and there's a control system and that dial
right there that controls the nerve pain running down your leg.
Turn that down one dial and let me know when
you've done it. And then I'm kind of just laying
there and I'm kind of psychically kind of turning it
down and then I have done it and so okay,
turn it down three more, you know, stuff like that,

(44:40):
and it's really great. She told me from the beginning.
She goes, the only thing you need for this to
work is for you to want it to work and
for you to want me to be the one to
do it. And that's all you need. And I said, okay, great.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
And first of all, I'm steeling that line. You want
this to work, you need me to be the one
to make it work.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
That's you're doing ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
That's me talking to a may Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
But it works.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I feel like you've already been.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Telling this, hey, darling, two things in order for this
to work.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yeah, yeah, you want this to work.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
You need to want to you need to be the
one to do it. Yeah, you don't want it to work.
And you're like, I love you, Marie.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Yeah, And then Marie's like, no, no, no, I know, like
that'll be one hundred and eighty dollars. So you do

(45:42):
this every week, not every but two or three times
a month. And it's been a couple of months now,
I've gone like six times.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Crazy, all your charge you for this part. I feel
like this is this.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Is kind of it's worth it.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I would say this in order for this podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you have and Marie, Yeah exactly. But
it's been great. She's been like basically, she's like, you're
not gonna fall asleep. You're not gonna like nothing crazy
can happen. You don't get tricked. Although sometimes when I'm
laying there, I do have kind of like ephic, kind
of elated feelings. And basically I feel like she's training

(46:23):
me to be a less pessimistic person. She kind of
she's unconvincing me every week of my anxiety. I need
it's cool.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Can if you recommend, do you get a discount?

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Discount? Not to my knowledge, but she should do that.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yeah, does she take groupon?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
She does it? No, she's no, she's getting her money,
getting her money. I want her money.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
So you have to be in person with her.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
You don't, but you want to be right, you don't.
You can do it on zoom with her. It's not
the same hands. Yeah, she doesn't.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
You be like right above my or I want to.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
It's cool. I have like crazy little thoughts when I'm
like down there, it's really cool. It's cool. Now, have
you always had anxiety? Yeah? Oh, my god, my whole
life anxiety.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Anxiety is messed because it's fully tricking you into believing
that the worst is going to happen.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Like even when I'm running.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Late, I'm like, oh my god, this person is never
going to work with me again. Everybody's going to be mad,
all the vibes are going to be off, and then
I walk in and they're not there either. You know,
you do have to change your way of thinking because
the way I approach to lateness, the way I approach
lateness is I'd be like, oh my god, I wasn't
meant to be on that train. Something crazy was gonna

(47:48):
happen with train A Note eleven Part two, Like I
wasn't supposed to be there, ye, and.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
So it would be late. And by the way, I
think I could really help you in that department.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, oh you crash into all sessions with me, Yeah,
two sessions with me.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
You'll never be late again.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
How about you?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Okay, Yeah, how are you going to do that? It's
the Jared method? Okay, and thank you for asking. Yeah,
And it starts it starts with some pretty toxic ideology,
but it's going to get you there on time.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Toxic ideology.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah. So basically for me, I'm like, I don't feel
I feel like pretty in tune with time because I
know that it's working against us all. And it's like
when I think, when I think how much time I
have left, I usually will naturally subtract ten minutes from
it because I know time is a fucking little bitch
and it's trying to hurt me. And then guess what.

(48:51):
I look at the time and I go, I was
right about the time because I know time is against me.
So here's how I'm going to get in front of it.
And often I am late, but I know I'm going
to be late.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
You said all of that to tell me.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
You're just like when I'm late, when I'm late, I
know I'm going to be late, and I've chosen to
be late.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Marina too, what do you mean when I'm late, I
know I'm going to be late, and you know when
I'm all time, I'm like, WHOA, this doesn't feel right?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Is this a dream? Am I? Inception is right now?

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Yeah. Although I was on time today and I wondered
if it was because I felt less pressure to be
on time generally because I thought we would start late.
Why would you think that, Well, because Marie's currently working
on being on time.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, but we in the building, like.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
I didn't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah, we've been here since too.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Yeah, but we did.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
We did show up late for the first one, the
first episode. We were late for each other.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
For each other. All that matters as long as the
sausage is getting made. It's okay.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
No I told you that, Jared, Okay could work on our.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Time and you're fired. But I push off.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
But I just need so you think about how much
time you have left, like yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Like like I just or just in general, like when
people are like are you're trying to project? You spend
your whole day projecting time, like to make sure you're
gonna get where you gotta go, right, I just know,
I'm like, everything takes forever. You've got to start there.
Everything takes forever. So it's like, if you think you
can do one more thing, you cannot. You can't. Everything
takes forever. So it's like it's kind of getting ahead

(50:26):
of like how time. You know that time is getting
away from you, So what you have to do is
get in front of it in that way. Damn.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
So what's the latest.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Someone showed up and you were like, this is not
gonna I'm I can't go through with this.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I'm actually leaving English Alex English podcast.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
He was like fifty minutes, like.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
He wasn't gonna come. Yeah, yeah, I don't even know
why he even showed up.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
But it was like he's in LA. He's not, you know,
he's like he was leaving later that day. He's in
a car, like he's not. He doesn't he's not familiar
with where he is. I get it. But it was
really late, and I was like, damn. And I'm also going, look,
I'm not paying him to be here, so I can't
really like, I can't hold this against him. But I'm like, okay,
this is late.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
You were like, but I am paying for.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I am, And I was like, I got up to
be here at ten am.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, let the record show that I was on time early,
even to your podcast.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
You were but I walked there, damn because I was close.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Yeah, and I haven't done it.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
But again, I am late all the time. I'm late
all the time. I'm often I'm often like six minutes late,
which is I think the countiest way of being late.
Because it's like you could have been on time, but
you you just chose to dom us in this way
to let us know, like you don't fully respect us.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
I actually really love six minutes late. I'm never six
minutes late.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Yeah, I love I love that. I think yet that's
the counties.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Yeah, it's just like you could have been here, Like
you know, it's one thing to be maybe fifteen minutes
late because you I'm not from here or something went
wrong or the card. But to just be six minutes late,
it's like you could have done it, and if.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
You go do six, you could have done ten. So
I just.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Wait downstairs and wait till it hits nine and then
go up.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, sit in your house for an extra couple of
minutes just so you can be late, and.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Then go yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
But yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Sydney last week was talking to me about my lateness
and she was like, everything takes an hour an hour
more than you think it does.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Yeah, it does. Things really do take a long time.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
They take one and stay in the city like it's
like a pigeon the jumps in front of the train.
Then you know the train is down for at least
you know, forty five minutes. We can't depend on anything, like,
we can't depend on the cars, the trains, the people, no, nothing.
But then you're like, we'll get there, and it's like
should I even have been on time for this? And

(52:45):
that's my least favorite thing.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yeah, did I need to come? I was recently one
hour late for dinner with Harry. That just came back
to me with who with my friend Katie? Why? Because
it was work related? You were, was megs, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I was. I was. I was given a little bit
of surprise last minute work. Someone sent me something to

(53:08):
I was editing something and they sent me something to
look at and I was like, oh, I gotta look
at it right now because he's editing this right now.
So then I sent her a message to like hey,
like just you know, like I'm gonna be like probably
thirty minutes late because I just got this thing. She
was like, no problem. I've been wanting to journal and
I can just sit here in journal and wait and
then do you one hour.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
That's kind of lame, hey, I was just gonna I
was gonna write to myself.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
So Lee Deak was the lame.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
The journaling, not the lame. No, I'm not saying that when.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
She says that, you're actually never mind, I'm not coming
at all.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
I'm sick.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, I was like, thirty minutes is not going to work.
I actually had something after, which is a journal I
see you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah, yeah, city's at home in her journal life. What
a dumb bitch.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
And I got there and I was sweet and I
ended up paying for the dinner because I felt guilty.
But also when I her in her eyes, I could
see that there was some salt in her eyes. I
could see andy, and I'm good, that's fair. Like I'm late,
Like I'm late, I'm late, and I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
That's what it is, it, Marie. If you show up
late to places, you should pay.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Well. When I'm late to.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Places, I'll jump in a car and it doesn't matter
how much to ubercosts. I'm like, that's the fee that
I have to pay for my lateness. So I do
pay sometimes, Yeah, specifically to go to the cellar. In
places like that, I'm like, I can't take the train,
I can't risk it. I have to get in a car.
It's forty five dollars. Well, that's the fee for me
being late.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Yeah, sometimes traffic is worse, is the real variable, and
people like you driving?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah, how about that getting school bus children?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Yeah, there were no kids on it. There were no
kids on the bus.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Have you ever hit a person?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
No, not outside of their vehicle. Oh, I've hit many
people who were in the confines of a steel vehicle.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
And you haven't hurt anybody in a car. No, No,
No one's ever got out of the car like ah, No, I've.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Never been in like a psycho car accident because it's
truly like it's just my I'm not paying attention, like
it's stopping go Usually when it happens like I'm like,
we were supposed to stop, and I was looking that way,
so then I kept going and then I went and
then I just like at ten miles an hour. But
that same about cars. They're so they're strong, but they're delicate,
and if they touch each other, all this crazy shit happens.

(55:23):
The chemistry between two cars touching, all this stuff happens.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
If I had any way to revoke your keys from
I would.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
I know it. I really there is a little bit
of that.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
You hearing you speak, I'm like, we can't have you
on the roads.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
I know.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
I know it's do you get like points on your
license or something?

Speaker 3 (55:42):
No, I think you do if you like, I think
you get. No, you get points on your license for
like from like cops from like speeding right, Like that's
kind of where the points come from. And I do speed.
I was gonna say it on speed.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Yeah, I'm god, has a cop ever stopped you once?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
But it was dumb. It was so dumb, and it
was so dumb. I basically like it was a left
It's so boring, but I do want to explain it.
I was turning left, and you know how like when
you're looking at the road like that, there's a left
turning lane that kind of like carves out towards the light.
Basically that was empty, the left turning part. But I'm
back but it's empty, so and I go, oh, I

(56:21):
just kind of went. But I went outside of my
double line to go catch up to that. A cop
saw me do that, who cares, But he was on
a motorcycle and his face was all red and he
was mad anyway, So I made the left whoop whoop,
and then he pulls me over and I put and
I'm so flustered and scared, and he he comes out
of his car and he was so mad at me.

(56:42):
And they're always so mad. It's like nothing happened, Like
literally nothing happened. What are you so mad? Did I
hurt your feelings?

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Like I think I have to be mad.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
They're mad when they wake they just have to be mad.
And he was just like so mad at me for
doing that traffic violation that hurt no one and didn't matter,
and it was like a three hundred dollars ticket. It
was so that's like two tael fars, Like, and you.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Still haven't learned your lesson.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
No, I never will bitch, Okay, I never will big.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
That is that's Merd's.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Beds, Jared, I have a mess versus living for you okay, okay.
Roommate situation. A roommate wants to get an animal, a pet.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Other roommates like first and yeah, sure, I think I'm
down for it. Now you're like, hmm, I don't know.
I don't know if we can get a pet. It's
like I want to get the pet. Would it be
mess if I just brought a pet in the house
and was like, you're gonna love this pet?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
It sounds like Sydney's mess.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yeah, I think I think that the cat mind you.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Yeah, if they agreed at one point, I think you
can do it. If they said to you from the
start no I'm not comfortable with that, no, thank you,
then sure. But if they were kind of if they're
kind of waffling on it at one point, said yeah, sure,
who cares, You're fine, get a cat. Cats are easy,

(58:17):
They're gonna love the cat. I think you're I think
I'm living. I don't think that's mess. He changed his
mind about you getting a cat.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Yeah, he said I got a foster one first. It
was like I've had cats before.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Yeah, that's like so insulted. Yeah, he doesn't trust you.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Why would you not trust me? As I mean, yes,
I did give up those cats.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
It's okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Gave up my cats for love.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Yeaheah.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
She was a sister, she was a daughter, she was
a best friend.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Yeah, will be in the program, sho.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
But how long did you keep the cats? For? Years? Years?
How many years? Years? Yours? Five?

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Well, that's what was in a relationship in that it's
mainly on that person. But when I when I.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Took over, yeah, what two years?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Okay? That's years. That is years years.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Okay, So you said, that's uh living.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
I said, yeah, you're like, get the cat.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Okay, great, that's good to know. Yeah, I'm going to
do that.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Redacted roommate will be fine.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Redacted roommate no, okay, well everybody knows who the roommate is. Redacted,
he's redacted.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Been on the pot.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Yeah, Marie.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Do you have a mess versus living? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Mess first living.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
You're riding shotgun with somebody, so you're not driving, Okay,
you're writing shotgun.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
They they put their feet up and scream your name.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
No, or or their food is hanging out the window?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Is that messav? Just living? If they're what's out the window?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
They're driving, but this food is hanging out the window.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
I'm the driver.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
No, they're driving, this food is up. Oh is that
mess yours?

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I mean, here's the thing. I want to say, it's messy.
But I am fully crashing into people for no reason.
So I cannot be out here giving people notes on
their driving. I can't. So you're living.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
What about if you're right driving with somebody, you get
into an accident, they get out and they run away,
but they don't tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
They running.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
They just go, here's the thing. I it's okay. I
think compassion. I have been in I have rear ended people.
They've gotten out of their cars, we've assessed the damage.
It's my fault. They look at their car, they go
that's fine, and I go, oh, thank you so much.

(01:00:49):
And I have paid that forward. I had someone rear
end me because I decided for a while, I was like,
I'm gonna start stopping at yellow lights, because that's what
you should do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Girl. No, it's slow down even I know that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
We'll slow down, but like essentially like don't run it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Like if you see that, I said, most people run,
slow down, but speed up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
That's what it means.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
I know. And for for some reason I decided, you know,
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna stop and smell of roses.
I'm gonna stop at a yellow light. And I did
get where it ended. But also like you shouldn't like
you should slow down, you shouldn't be yellowing. You were
gonna speak yeah, exactly, exactly exactly. But then he re
ended me and he got out of his car, and
he was young, and he was like, I don't have
any insurance and he cracked my bumper, but I was like,

(01:01:34):
you know what, it's cool, and then he just, honestly,
I would have appreciated a little bit more of a
thank you from him. He was like yeah, he was
like fine, and the left. But yeah, it's if you're
in an accident and everything's fine, just if you can
just leave it, just leave it, Like, don't be vindictive,
don't don't be too obsessed with the physical condition of

(01:01:55):
your car.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
I want my hard to get this car to look nice.
And now you bumped into it and it's got all
these scratches or else got murdered getting this car from craigslist.
And now you want me to say we're a cracked bumper.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Absolutely not, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Get some nail glue with something.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
You need to fix this. Okay, So that's mess, I say,
it's living. Yeah, well, I don't know. One time I
was in a cab accident and we spun. We spun
one eighty into the intersection, and I came to when
I was smelling smoke. It was so crazy. It was
four of us in the car. I was somehow miraculously fine.

(01:02:36):
I was like in the right part of the car
where I just got flung, but nothing happened. And then
we get out of the car. My guys get out.
We got to get out, we gotta get out. We
all get out. We're all basically okay. And when I
kind of did a body scan to realize that I
just ran what, I panicked and I ran and I
got into another cab and just left. And my friends

(01:02:57):
were like, what the hell? What where did you go?
And I just like, I have I have a fight
or flying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Accident.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
No, I was just like there, I don't know. There
was just some part of me that was just like
something terrible happened, and I want to get away from
what just happened. So you ran away. I ran away.
I ran away. Seen in a movie that feels like
Super Bad was It was very weird. But you know,
the body, the human body as a mystery. Are you
avoidant hugely? Are you kidding hugely? Yeah? The Jared Buddy,

(01:03:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Sydney and I almost got into a car accident in Cleveland, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Right, we were in we were in an uber.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
There's like purple lights all set up inside and we're
listening to we're listening to purple Rain.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
The drivers, you know, some older guy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
We're like, whoa, They're like drag racing or or doing
donuts in the middle of the intersection. In me and City,
it felt like the car was going to spin out,
lose control and hit us.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
So City's like move back. I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
No, no, don't go there, Duke.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I'm screaming on yell.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
I'm like, I'm like, back up, back up, back up,
and thetoes calm, and all I'm thinking is I cannot
die in Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
This is not how.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
And secondly, if we die, they're not gonna put me
in Sydney's names in the article. It's going to say
Mateo Lane and friends and others and others die, Mateo
Lane and comedians die in Cleveland car comedians in cars
die comedians.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
And I was like, okay, believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
But we were Wow, it felt like we were going
to die in the purple lights with Prince still playing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
While we're like it was actually if we were to
like something, I'm like, this is actually romantic. I'll pass.
That's not how I want to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Yeah, anyway, anything you want to leaves before we go.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
I feel bad for saying that stuff about Alex English why.
He's a great guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Late great, he's he's nice. We support him.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Yeah, I heard Alex English.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
I heard Alex English at iHeartMedia.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
But he actually came on this pod and the first
thing he did was drag us for being late to our.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Own pod, not mine. So I'm glad this is late.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Was he late? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
But that's how we were that late.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
We were that we were later than him. We were damn.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Also, from the footage from your pot, it doesn't seem
like he was late.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Did you talk about it on the podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
No, okay, peek behind the curtain. Well, tell the people
listening where they can catch up pot.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
It's called sorry what follow me? At? Hey, Jared Hay,
I love you, loves you. You don't want to follow this?

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Come on now, he's got to be on adventures. Does
he have a name?

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
The name is he? He? They all have, they already have.
This one's name is he He? But I would maybe
I would think about changing it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
His name is he?

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Yeah? Yeah? I like well, I just like it because
it's like, oh, I'm a comedian. It's name he he
is laughing?

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Yeah, yeah, okay, he looks less evil.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
I have this one because my niece doesn't like the
color gray, you know. She was like, she wants pink
and purple and yellow. So I got stuck with the
gray one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
But the grays he looks like a bunny.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Yeah. No, I love the gray and it kind of
looks like a rat when it turns around. Yeah, I
don't like a little rat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
He needs a hat in the outfit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
That's the only reason why I'm like into this, So
that's why I want to order.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Can you can you make one for me?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Does he did he come in in the white shirt
or does that part.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Of the babies back? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
But is the shirt part of his fit or that
the shirt? Order that with the hat and stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
The shirt's part of the fit. Came with the it's
a three he's fit.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Oh love it, dude?

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Want it at at PopMart.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Well, everybody, keep listening to mess tell your friends and
leave us messages.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
We need them. Please.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
I hope you listen to this in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah yeah, and keep your eyes on the.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Road unless you're leaving us a comment, in which case
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Now, do that right now while you're I've never gotten
in a car accident while texting. Now you just jinxed yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Okay, knot would knock on the LaVoo.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Also, that's not that impressive. I've also never gotten into
a car accident.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
But I'm just saying I get in car accidents a lot.
It's never when I'm texting. I'm very good at texting
on that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Okay, you heard it here first, folks.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
I'm bad at driving.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
The title of the episode texting while driving you don't see.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Bye bye.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
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