Birthdays Are For Popping Molly w/ Devon Walker

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend of the podcast and comedian Devon Walker! Their mess this week? TRAVEL MESS! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh you're listening to miss Girl.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Uh huh, alrighty miss uh wow.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
That's the theme song. Yeah, we did have when we
do the next iteration, we could miss Why was that
not like a church it does a slave song? We
sound like John Legend we do or Hamble Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh yeah, speaking of him, you got some slave miss No, wow,
Marie what whoa whoa hey hey.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Speaking of him? See, okay, what we're going into.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
He sang at Angie Stone's funeral and I was I
got on you know, Angie Stone funeral talk and uh
funeral talk. Yeah, and they said that he was wiped out,
you know, because he had to Atlanta funeral because you know,
she had two spots.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
She had two funerals.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh yeah, she had like Atlanta and I think South
Carolina or something like.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
That, and people could have drove to self care.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And I'm like, that's kind of dope, you know, just
going on tour with the body and body R.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Franklin have like three funerals. I thought she just had one.
And it was very long. I think it was like
twenty four hours. There was an outfit change though, yes,
and I'm here for that.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I would I would actually like to do three outfit changes,
one for the morning, one for the evening, one for
the night. So you're gonna get dead and you're gonna
have get dead. That's what you gotta gotta get dead.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Get dead, and do three outfits for the funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, I'm thinking about the outfits, but it's more importantly
who's speaking and who's talk who's singing, because the singing,
the singing, Kiki White killed it. So you want singers, Yes,
I think I deserve some sing or. I was thinking
about you guys doing time, but I just I just
know I can't trust.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I can't because I don't want it to be a roast.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well, I just want you to if you have comics
speaking at your funerals, funeral, it's gonna be a roast.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
It's embarrass and so I'd rather have singers. So you
should start learning now. I don't know, get.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
To play guitar for the funeral. I'm doing what be
so simple?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I could see you doing like a little John John Mayer.
You'll be black John Mayor?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
What song your money is a money is a one?
I don't know it. I don't even know the tune.
I'm obviously tone deaf. Right now, A sweet tree more,
a beautiful night on guitar, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, But watching that TikTok of everybody singing and like talking,
I was like it did It was like, oh, these
are series people, you know. I I know too many
unseerious folks. So that that's why I would be afraid
to have a wedding or a funeral. Well, you gotta
have one, you gotta okay, okay, so and we'll figure

(03:01):
out which one we gonna be disrespectful ad. I don't
know if I need alpha change at the funeral, but
I do want an outfit revealed.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm in the casket, I got something on, ripped something off,
and it's like.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh yeah, I could see you in like track pants
that also ripped in you their shorts now yeah short?
Yeah at a funeral fuel disrespect no not yes, show
the legs, No, you have beautiful legs.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Sit down, please, stoning. And now, if you were going
to go on tour as a dead body, oh my god,
what the cities would you do?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Like an Oakland funeral and a New York When you
do a Brooklyn and a Halem, Well I would have
to look at my ticket sales from when I used
to do stand up and whichever ones I sold out,
which I did in DC, I did in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Chicago and DC.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
This is you don't even that I don't live in
maybe Boston. No no, no one is going to a
funeral and bought no.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
The depadded no n memory. Do you have any mess
for us? I do have a miss for y'all today.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
So, as you know, being a content creator looks very easy.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
It's hard. It doesn't look easy. Oh and don't look
at it. It looks very hard.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I think people watch people post things and they be
like I want to go on a brand trip and
I want to be and I want to get paid
to talk about champagne or whatever.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
So this brand had reached out to me months ago
and they were like, we want you to do this
many videos for this much money.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
And I was like, that's a lot of videos and
not enough money.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
So we figured out where we wanted to meet and
I did a video for them, and then they were like,
where's the rest.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
We need them tonight like tomorrow, and I'm like, this
feels hard.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
So I was like, I hit my lawyer up. I
was like, how do I get out of this? Contract girl.
I called all my friends.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I was like, how do My lawyer was like, you're
gonna be in reach and I was like right, but like,
am I gonna get paid for the ones that I did?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I said, Marie, we could do the You're gonna do
the videos, it's not. It got so bad that I
talked to my mom about this. My mom don't know
nothing about it.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Nothing that I got creation about content, nothing about maybe
she hold the camera for you. No, she was like.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
My mom was like, how much they're paying you? I
told her the amount. She was like how many videos?
I told her.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
We did the math to see like how much I
was getting paid her video and then we both were.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Like, yeah, you got it.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah happened. So that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I had a call with the brand today and they
were like, you know, because I think they could tell
that I don't want to do them anymore. And they're like, well,
here's all the ideas that you said us that we
were like, and I'm ray, you know you are a
good actress, but when you don't want to act.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
It is it is very clear that you're like clocked
out for me, sweetie, Yeah, when I'm done I'm done.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I've seen someone put a cat on a leash and
they try to walk the cat and the cat just
like let them drag the cat body.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
You've never seen this. I've seen them. I've seen a
dog do that. I don't really see the cat.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Cats definitely, like you put something on the cat and
it'll like be like it'll tip over, like.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Roll dramatic like that's that's me when I don't want
to do something right.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
But after going through the mathematics with my mother, I've
decided I will be doing the videos.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
So thank god, thank god. I mean, honestly, I was like,
what are you talking about. You're not gonna do the videos.
You're doing the videos.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
This is the year of doing twenty twenty five. You said, yes,
we're going through it.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
We're doing it. We're going through with it. It's not
gonna gonna close your eyes. You will poop. Did it there?
You gooooo? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
But sometimes taking something from the page to the screen
can be very hard, and that's why we have to
just remove ourselves.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
What we put in our pages has nothing to do
with us. Oh yeah, what's all my pay? Just none
of my business.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
You you post it, you say, hey, that's what having
fans are about.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's what we have to learn.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's like we're thinking about the people who know us.
They're not fans, but the fans are like, oh.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
My god, this is amazing. I'm gonna buy it. I'm
gonna show up. I love you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yay.
I'm around the corner. I'm at your house. What's up?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
You know you know how your fans do so uh
like Mari Boston?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, you me randomly and like just a store,
just looking real loose, real real loose and dishovel.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
You have Barbie stories. No, I don't know who that
girl is. I'm not giving I'm not giving Barbie story
right now.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
This man ran up on me in the meat section
at Trader Joe's last week. You know, I'm there looking regular,
I'm high, so I probably look a little bit crazy.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
And this guy comes up. He's Marie.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Are you Marie Foston? I was like yes, and he.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Was like big and like buff and have little shorts on,
and I was like yes.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I thought I was about to get served. I'm Marie Boston.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
And I was like and he was like love your stuff,
big fan of your work turned out to be gag,
which made me feel safe.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yes, yeah, I was. I was by the.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Cheese, you know, the string cheeses and stuff, and I
was like, I should have put some sunglasses on. No,
it's just good. It's a good feeling with somebody like
recognized you. I was with Helen and I was in
Union Square and this guy was like, Sydney, and he's like,
I love your work.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
And I was like, Helen, look at that, bitch my work.
I'm doing it. Give my work.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
She was like, you can get lunch and you were like, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I can, I can.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, Sidney, what's your mess for the week?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
My my mess is I think I I think I've
tapped out of like I don't know if I can
show up for people anymore.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I think I'm I think I'm good on oh you
and your selfish era. I think I want to tune in.
I want to tap into that.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
It's very hard because I am an impact and I
care and I you know, I always put myself in.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Other people's shoes, and I treat people.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
How I want to be treated, which is really kind
of narcissistic because it's just like I'm only treating these
people good because I want to retreated like that. I
don't think that's what a narcissist is. But well it's
not okay, Well, well grow awesome. I'm not a narcissist.
You're about to be about to be one, because I
need to be like, no, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Does this benefit me? No, then I won't be doing it.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
But that's not being mean, that's not being nasty. You
could just say no and be houd. It's hard people,
you know, people ask me, can you do this?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Can you do that?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
And I'm like, I want to, like my first word
is yes, when it should be hold on, wait a minute,
let me see.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I need to say let me see first.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
And so see, that's that's my general mess, is that
I'm constantly like available my ear, my ear, my mouth.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
The whole.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Different age, our whole merchant. That's that might be the
title of mouth, hearththole. Yes, that might be the title
of them. So so yeah, I just I just need
to I need to put me first. And that's hard,
and I need to say I need a moment or

(10:17):
I don't want to talk. You know, I don't have
space for this, no space, let's talk at another time.
That's that's whenever somebody needs to talk and I start
singing that lets him know, shout it in there.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, there's no space and you got to make sure
you hold eye contact when you go. Yeah, but you
know who we do have space for other.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yesterday, Oh my god, your mouth hearththole.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Oh my, he's back. I mean, I mean he's one
of our faves.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Friend of the pod, Friend of the Pod, SNL star
baby Devin Walker.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Isn't a.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
That's such a long time to not talk.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I know, as a man, is that hard hard to do?

Speaker 7 (11:06):
It was challenging. Also, I had little things that I
wanted to come inat. Y'all brought up The Departed And
one time, do I remember my birthday party that we
had at my old department and the Department was on
the Department was on the background. And the thing that
me and my homie still quote to each other is
the whole time the.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Movie would be on in Marie kept being like, I
am not.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
I am not. I am not.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Said it today when I said that, the padded, But
I was like, they know it, they get it.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
They don't need that for me right now? Is that
the birthday that y'all did Molly, Yes, Okay, our old
birthdays are for MOLLI I do think that.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
I do think whoever's out there, if y'all got a
birthday coming up, are your birthday?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
That was the most late I've ever seen you, Devin.
I've never I've seen you usually handle your stuff, but
that that night.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
I think that's because like when we see each other,
we're kind of kid. We're not like full partying, you
know what I'm saying. Like I feel like i'm around
when I'm around my coworkers, I'm not like going all
the way up.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
Now, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
We're all like, we're not workers, we're peers. We're peers
and friends as well.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
In addition to friends. First here a friend it can.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
Be It's like how a square is a rectangle, but
a rectangle is not a square, or which one is that?

Speaker 6 (12:27):
I was right? Square is a rectangle with a rectangle is.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Not a square? Is not a rectangle?

Speaker 6 (12:31):
A rectangles a square, No square is a rectangle.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
I think you think of parallel.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Recle is not a square or equal size.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yep, but we learned so much here. Okay, yeah, right down.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
One of those that's one of those somebody one of
the one of the listeners comments comment.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Below, comment below.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
If it's a rectangles a square, square is a rectangle,
we'll talk about this. Y'all got some math people.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
In there, I'm sure, yeah, we got some some hidden
figures listening to the right now.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I just think that like a peer, I feel like
if we met in an office and then like we're
peer coworkers. But because we met a like I don't know,
an open mic or whatever, it just feels more loose
and like we can do a show together, but we
might not. And then even if you stopped doing comedy,
I think I would still be your friend. So that's
why I separate you from a peer, because what.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
About an acquaintance is more removed. Yes, that's less than
that's less than appear.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Yeah, that's less than a peer.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
That's like I don't really know you, but I know you,
but you're an.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Aquaintance is like you were not really affiliated.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
No, maybe I met you through somebody or I see
you in passing, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Know your name. Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 7 (13:39):
We were at the same show last night. And did
y'all remember the dude came up to me when y'all
got into Uber. Yes, remember y'all got in the Uber
and a dude came up to me. That dude came
up and talked to me and he was like yeah.
He was like, you went to high school with my nephew.
And I was like, oh, who is it? And he
said a kid's name that like. I was like, that's
an acquaintance. Like when he said the name, I was like, oh, yeah,

(14:00):
I guess that was a person. Yeah, that definitely wasn't
my friend. And he was like yeah, he said he
had Spanish class with you.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I was like, oh my god, hey buddy, you gotta
let that almost we not friends.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
How you made it when people are trying to piece
together a little little things that they can be like,
oh this is my opening line. How we can chat.
Our lockers were in the same wing. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
I don't know if that's I mean, maybe it is true.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
But that man had you talking for that long. You
almost missed the car, you did. We were about to leave,
and there you're talking about I almost missed the car.
I called the car.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Your car, and the driver was ready to the driver
was the car.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
Somebody came to talk to me.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
These two got in the car immediately and then I
turned the way.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
For driving up the block. I didn't say, Devin, we
in the car. You did say that. The driver was like,
you know, he had the seatbelt on, he had his
ten ten wins on riving up the street.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I said, yeah, I mean, Devin, that's what happened when
you get into to start him.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
When you're on TV on a regular basis, I am
on TV, do you feel like a star?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
I don't know whoa devine cool I would run up
to you and be.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
Like, Michael Ja exactly exactly. That's that happened very reason.
That's how I feel. That's how it feels. Like a
bunch of people being like, oh, oh uh, that's you up.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Maybe what's studying? Maybe maybe what's he been doing? Uh?
You know who is that? Like? That's how I feel.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
I was in I was I was opening for somebody
this past weekend and we did a casino show out
in Philly and we're staying in the hotel and I
like turned the corner and this dude was a little lit.
He definitely has some drinks, and he's a He's an
older white man.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
So like whiskey Jamison.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
What I'm saying, just straight. It might have been bullet.
It might have been bullet.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
He looked rich though, he was probably he was special.
Yeah you know some special time is good.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Okay, you don't even know him. I don't.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
I never heard there yet.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
But I literally I turned the quarter and he goes,
oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
And I was like, I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm in.
Before I could say my name, he goes, that's Michael Chan.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
That's Michael ch.

Speaker 7 (16:23):
He's telling his he's telling his wife, baby, look, that's
Michael j.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
He he cannot believe it, in like he.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Can't believe it because his brain is like, is it
Michael Ches.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
I don't think he ever doubted for a minute that
I could be Michael Cha. He knew it in his
whole spirit that I was Michael Cha. And he literally
was taking his camera out be like, maybe I can't
believe I saw a column before and now this is
Michael Cha right here in front of me.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
But weekend up there I could see I could.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
I mean, y'all are both tall, yeah, and black and black,
and you know that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Where it is. But even the way we wear our
hats is different.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
It is you know what I'm saying, Like he have
don't have like this.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
He does not wear his hat like never. That's embarrassing
to know I've done wear his head like Michael Cha,
stop it, stop it.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
We do not like that like that something I've never
seen him wear his head. Is he a flunky in
school who turned their hats around like that? Is that's
like somebody who isn't doing well in school but's.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Like cool with the kids. Might be from before our time.
You don't don't do that to me? Is that a West?
Is that a West?

Speaker 6 (17:34):
That's something that you'll say that that's like a too
short time.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I've had. That sounds very forty you know, And thank
you Michael the bars. That's very to me.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
I can't wait to go to the blogs he's going on,
ready to talk about this after absolutely.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
But yes, that's that's the level that I feel where
people definitely recognize me, but sometimes they think I'm Michael Cha.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
So what I hear is we got to get something.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
You got to do something that pops that put you
on the map, Like can we come up with a
character that.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
You could do on weekend updates and make you have
to come back? Can you be.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Can you make me have to come back like they
have to recurrence.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
Like they have no choice, they got.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
To be like Chase Alter, ego, can we write that?

Speaker 7 (18:31):
Maybe we me and Michael Longfellow wrote a thing once
where it was me and we were playing the reboot,
like how they rebooting all these movies. We played the
reboot of Michael Chay and Colin Joe's You Didn't Make
It on TV writing may probably writing performance something like
you know what it was really is we there was

(18:52):
like a choreographed version of it. Basically our whole bit
was that we were making it sexy. That we were like, oh,
y'all just do the new is we actually doing it sexy?
And then we would say we would like turn to
the camera, say a joke, and then we do like
a little body roll. They said our roles was yeah,
because you could look at us, we're not moving and
this y'all saw a Longfellow yesterday.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Yeah, but our bodies just moved different.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, but it's not on the same all.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
A white white body don't move how a black body
speaking and a long white body don't move how a
tall black body like.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, just he's on the
one and the three, you on the four.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
But also it's like y'all are also not in sync,
Like y'all are friends, but it's not like y'all you're
the same.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
That is exactly, Micha.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
If you're listening, you're my friend, you're my friend, you're
my friend, you're also my coworker. Yell, colleagues, we are colleges,
you are You're more than just my peer friends.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Okay, so Devon, you came in here.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
You got to mess for us. What is it? What
do you want to Yeah, what do you want to
talk about?

Speaker 7 (20:16):
I ran this bio before because I thought I was like,
I was like, is this a hackey thing for comedians
to talk about? But I really want to talk about
my message. Planes, plane plane travel.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Lanes, and plane.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Travel airports as well.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
Okay, you say to everything that go along with the
TSA line, the little the little now the little TSA
thing where they try to take your picture before you
go through the security.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
I'm not fucking with that.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Wait, whoa why.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Because what do they do? Why do they need that?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
They say it gets deleted as soon as you get.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
Yeah, that's what they would say.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's what they need. That's like, that's exactly what they
would like.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
You to think.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
You know what it is.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
I feel like it's like twenty one in me, where
like if you give them your DNA, they use it
for something else. So maybe they're taking your photo.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I think it's twenty three in me.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
It is twenty through me. You might be thinking about
forever twenty one.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
You know where the minds, the meeting of the mind happens.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
And you know, I have so much and so much knowledge.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Sometimes they crossed, you know, so don't hold that against you.
I would never people like correct me, you know what?
I know?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
You said it And then I was like, no, you knew,
knew me shut up?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Oh yeah, yes, shut out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
But maybe they're using the photo for like like some
AI generated.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Probably probably also have you ever signed up for CLEAR before? I?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, it just expired.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
Okay, I didn't. I one time, like, I don't know why.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
I just I guess I had extra time at the
airport and they got me to sign up for the
CLEAR And I really didn't like that process.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Fingerprint photo situations they.

Speaker 7 (21:46):
Do for they do a retina scan they do and
I was like, that can't be good. And they were
asking questions that were so specific in a way that
I was like, this is really.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
What what did you eat last Thursday? Was it?

Speaker 7 (21:56):
The brand Ze legitimately asked like what car my step
I was driving in like twenty sixteen and.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Maybe that's like a password thing?

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Do they they know that exactly? And that's why I
was like, how do they know that? And they had
the car that she was driving back then, and I
was like, and they were like, which of these addresses
did you live at from this date to this day?
And I guess the information is already out there, but
like I didn't like, I don't like that they're holding
onto it, and I like deactivated my Clear right after that.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I will say this, if you don't have your ID,
yeah right, or you don't like you don't have your clear,
you could do clear.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
And I know you'd be in that situation.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Maybe hold on one.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Say sometimes you leave your passport, you know, on the
sanity and.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
Sidney be using her passport as her identification on a
regular basis.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm okay with that. We talk about this on the
y'all talk about it a lot.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
It is it's a personality type a person who just
like personality, somebody who never has their actual idea and
always got to use their passport.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
You know who else is like that? Michael Longfellow.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh yeah, young, I'm a young white guy.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Y'all actually got that. Y'all got something in common.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Also, I was talking to the Privilege.

Speaker 7 (23:04):
I was talking to him the other day and we
went out and we were about to split something, and
I was like, oh, you want to just put your
card down, and he was like, hey, man, I'm not
gonna hold you.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
He didn't say I'm not going to hold you. He
said it in his mielong.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
We're not going to leg my man.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
My man goes, I ain't had a card in like
a year and a half and he just using his
uh Apple pay.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
I feel like you might do you relate to that.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
I do have a card that I don't know where
it is, and I've been using the Apple pay for
three years. Now, okay, you're going to cancel, so like
I have to know when it's expired.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
It says it on the card. She don't have the card,
but it says it on the Apple Pay.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
I think I think it says when it expires.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Really, I think so Okay, maybe when your Apple Pit
card it's the same card. Yes, yeah, it's the house.
No it's not.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Remember I moved to l A. After I moved to
l A, I couldn't. Yeah, it doesn't say when it expires.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh no, I don't know. The service is.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Gonna be like, yeah, I got kicked back, and you're
gonna be like, who, Well, that's my main card.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I need that one more time.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
So yeah, so you don't like clear, I don't like
any of it.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But you also do private. You know about that.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
I occasionally when I when I open for certain people
on the road.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Brother, you say you want to be a celebrity, you're
doing private?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Just ended at that.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, no, because if I see you on an economy,
like if I see you on like a regular plane,
I'm gonna be like, I know that, ain't Michael Chick.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I think he does. I think he does. I think
he does private. I think it's both.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
I think he does both.

Speaker 7 (24:48):
It's I think a lot of these people do both,
because you can't be flying your own plane all.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
The time less than eighty thousand dollars for one out.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
For one exactly.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
So it's like I've done it with other when I'm
with the rich homies. I've been on the PJ, but
like me personally, i' mean comfort plus.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Okay plus, I'm not even doing first class.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
Sometimes I do first class.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
It depends on And this is going to be one
of the more unlikable and unrelatable things I say on
the podcast is that I will get first class if
it's less than like three hundred dollars more than the
comfort plus. I can't sit in economy no more. Oh,
it's I don't like how they treat me back there.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
You're tall, and so it's like you're a tall person
in the back that you are you already look insane
your gender reveal size, yes exactly, I got yeah you
I I can't stand a really tall person in the back.
It's honestly, you have to get your your tickets in advance.

(25:47):
You can't be like, ohm, I get it two days. No, no, no,
you know you're flying a month out. Get that ticket right,
and you should be picking your seat.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yes, you should have to pick money.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
You should as soon as I could afford to not
sit in the back of the plane. That was like
one of the first things that I was like, I
can't I can't be in Road twenty six. No, No,
I can't be in the group I was. And I
used to always be in group F groups, group are.
I was always whatever the most fucked up group was.
I was always in that, And then I was sitting.
One time I went to Hawaii and I barely could

(26:17):
afford that.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Literally, you went to Hawaii with no money.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
I had one of the one of the rich homies.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Okay, okay, got me out there there, he said, he
was flew out.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
I was flewed out by the homie for economy, economy.
He said, we're not doing We're not doing way too much.
He said, economy, we can go ahead and put you
back there. I'm sitting back by the restrooms. You know,
when you don't recly because you all the way.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Back on the wall. I don't know about that life.
I can't.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
I can't live like that, sitting.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
You ain't never been on the economy. Wait on this,
you brother.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
You're trying to put me down here, you down there
like you said you was in.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
You go say you gonna say where you was. This
is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
Okay, I'm saying because you're trying to put me he
wasn't down here before.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I mean, it was like, you're not here. You know
we're here. I don't know the past. She's trying to
treat me like a quin the present. I only know
the president. I don't know the past.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
You don't remember the past.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
She forgot her amnesia. Excuse me? Where we? Who are you?
You said? Sen?

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Now?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Ye, flying in the back of the plane is trash,
especially after you've flown better.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Now, I've never flown on a private jet before. I
know that's going to ruin planes for me.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
For you, I'm surprised you've never been.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
On a private jet.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I'm surprised, crazy, I'm surprised you've been on the pj H.
It's depends.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
It's not like, yeah, if you want to say, like
it was, it was one of those like chartered planes.
But it just felt like maybe it was the first
iteration of a private plane.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
It just felt very old, TikTok plane. I don't know it,
understand what you like?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
It didn't seem as upscale as it should have been.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
How ma, that was it private? It was private?

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Okay, but you didn't have to go through security.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
No, I didn't have to go through security.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
That part is fly. That party is fly. Where you
get on those when you literally you take the car
right up and you drive right up to the joint,
walk straight up the stairs and then you just take off.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Security is really what makes you feel pedestrian that your
shoes off in Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh, I don't do that. We have we have PreCheck.
You don't have that. You gotta get pre checked. Brother.
Oh Devin, you're still taking your shoes off. Yeah, Devin,
you bending your long mack. No hold on.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
Sometimes I fly first class and I also don't and
I don't have pre checked.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Devin. We have to stop that right now. You have
to sign up right in. That's the thing though, everybody.

Speaker 7 (28:43):
I guess I've just been too lazy to actually do
it because everybody, because everybody, because everybody's always like, oh,
you got to go to the airport and like do
an appointment, and that always is like that's.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
The that I have do that. That's for a global entry.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I went to a place in like bedstyle right near
my house I live there. Yeah yeah, I sigh, and
the guy, like a Jamaican guy took my picture and
asked me a question.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Then I left.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Oh that sounds nice.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
You can do this better than this. You're so tall.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
This doesn't give tall energy. It feels like very five
seven You what about.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
When I'm in the front of the plane, use the
planes the line. You still have to take your things off.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Here's here's what I will say. Another unlikable thing I'm
about to say. When you get the when you get
the first class flight, then you get to go through
the priority the priority. We know about that, but also
every every airport don't have the priority boarding line.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
You know what I'm saying. Like New York got that.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
I fly from Austin a lot they got that la
like San Francis, certain cities got it, but certain like Chicago,
o hair, they don't got no priority. No, they don't
have a priority. Honestly, normally we go to Chicago. The
lines is not that bad anyway, but they don't have
no priority line. So sometimes you get the first class thing,
you be taking off your shoes, taking your laptop out
the back.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
You don't have this humiliate you can leave the laptop
in the bag and leave your shoes.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Also, also you have like your your people have assistants
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Tell them to set it up for you.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Oh pre check.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah is that yeah, they.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Do that, yes percent, they could do do that.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
That's we should talk about that next to that.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
That needs to be a podcast. Yeah, because look.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Look you take I got I got some notes for somebody.
I got some notes for some representatives.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Listening, listening, look and the three yards and they they're
on the call right now. U t A.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Sometimes you'll be breaking down them fees and you'll be.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Like, huhuh huh.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Okay, I paid, you couldn't and you ain't called me
back last.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Week, last week, last week, and this week. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
But I saw you posting on the ground, right I
saw you have fun. You was no you posted up.
I saw you posting your clients. I saw you, but
you didn't right back.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
Doesn't that doesn't that And now like doesn't that ship
feel crazy?

Speaker 6 (30:54):
And this is like a.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Very niche, niche industry ship or whatever, but like, don't
feel crazy when you like follow one of your reps
and then you see them like big up in somebody
else that's like maybe your friend.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
They'll be like so excited for like that. I'm like, well,
I just something cool.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I don't really follow it. That is why Marie.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Follow me and if they're coming on something, I'll go
to their page and double tap and you're like, oh,
I just saw your wedding.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Pics from last year. That's smart that I don't follow them.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
That's mostly the way I live now.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, I don't know, but that's how you but that's
how you put up a boundary so that you're like,
I don't think I know you more than I do,
because that's the mess up thing about being online is
like you think you're more chummy with people than what
you really are because at the end of the day,
you know too much.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
It's like I shouldn't have to see your baby.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I don't need to see it. At the end of
the day, I don't want to see a content. Don't
mean that you know me. I don't even really post
my actual business online. Yeah, everything I say is fabricated.
It's not only is the city not showing her real life,
he is lying. Fabrication is different from outright lying.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
You sound like a politician.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Right now. It's like that's literally where can you see
a fabrication? Is a professional lie?

Speaker 7 (32:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
No, it's art, it's art lying. There's no just to it.
It's just flat out nasty, gross you.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
You feel cheated. You feels cheated talking like a straight man.
I didn't lie to you. It was a fabrication. Yeah,
maybe you know. I'm an artist. Antonio Kareem showed me
the way. Thank you, brother.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
You talk about a lot.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
No.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah, I found out what a boy was and I
was like, oh that's not then that's not you. And
then people were in the comments like, well, how do
you know he didn't guess like you to make you
think that he's not.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Fuck whoa, that's deep.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah that's so good.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, but yeah, putting stuff on social media doesn't make
us cool.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
But that's real.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah that's a bar. But you followed? Do you follow
people your reps and stuff? Not?

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Really not at this point, put them not at this point.
I'm just like, there needs to be a separation between
church and state. Yeah, I don't really need to know
what they I don't need to know y'all went on vacation.
I literally I had a rep who like literally I
was like calling her about like some kind of something
we were trying to figure out, and she was like, well, you.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
Know, I'm about to go on maternity leave and I.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
Was like, what you said? Are you said you pregnant?
I was like, I said, not only I knew she
was married, she had one baby. But I was like,
not only are you married? I was like, you I
did not only are you pregnant, You're so pregnant, you're
about to go.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
On maternity like and you did not know.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
I mean, you're like nine months pregnant right now today.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
You had no clue, not even a little bit. Damn.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
But I think that's the right type of distance.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I think I think that, No, that's insanity.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Do that.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
My my rep texted me a couple of weeks ago
to tell me she's pregnant, and I said, congrats.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Is she like pregnant, like she's about to pop, like.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Pregnant, she's in like the summertime. Oh wow, I'm still
here for you though, And I was like, I get
the they don't even they don't even tell me.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I get the little iron wrote something and then it
bounced back, Hey, such and such as they'll be back
blah blah blah. I said, what I could have I
could have got it. I could have got a text.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
You know, I'm one of the girls that would have
been nice. I guess you're not one of the girls. Girls.
I guess I'm not one of the girls.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I need to get one sn L maybe then they'll
then they'll let me know.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Will come on, come on?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yes, Wow, it's Lauren Michaels, sugar Knight.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
I'll tell you what Michaels is. He's a good man.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
That's a good guy.

Speaker 7 (35:00):
That's a good guy, and he provided me with an awesome opportunity.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Thank you so much. That's right. And that's not fabrication
or lie, fabrication or line. That was just that's that's
that's the truth.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Ain't no mess about that, the.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Truth and the whole truth, nothing but the truth. Yeah,
that's right. I'll help you. You know what, DEVI and
I have some mess. What's up for you?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yes, when you first came on unofficial experts, you were
like you.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Came on as like a reformed hoe or something like that.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
No more, not at that point came on and.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
You was real like you was real pussy footing about it.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
Yeah, I didn't want to get all the way into it.
That's because I had situations. I was juggling around, you
know what I'm saying. That's because I had situations.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Something interesting to me last night in the car he said.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh yeah, when we were I love that we pull
out receipts here because you're saying that. It made me remember,
you know, my memory and not degree uh you said.
When you were on the podcast, I was the first
person to ask you, Oh yeah, you get girls cars
to and from your house after a hookup?

Speaker 7 (36:03):
Yes, back when I was back when I was really outside.
That's that's what we talked about in the podcast. Also,
I keep getting distracted because this guy looks like the
dude who plays Mark Zuckerberg in the Social.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Network Okay.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Version, and he keeps seeing us look at him.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah you know in the face, but you do look
like him, and to me, that is Mark Zuckerberg.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
Yeah, that's basically Mark. That's Mark Ziberg in like fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well apparently he's buff. Now he got muscles.

Speaker 7 (36:29):
I don't like anything that he's got going on. I
don't like he he got a little chain on.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I don't like that looking mad Dominican right now.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
I love when people do the revamp because it's like,
why you got all this money to look the same?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Search? Sure? Yeah, I'm fixing. You're giving rough draft.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I need you to get to the you know, the
final draft, the final draft.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I do.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
I do agree that he should look different, but I
think the different he chose is the wrong difference.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Does that see the buff nerd billionaire exactly? I'm not
mad at that. You don't need traps. I like bezos.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
When he rebranded to I was like, no, that's not
the right the right there.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Still because they look eviler, yes, exactly, the more muscular
that they get.

Speaker 7 (37:10):
Yeah, if anything, Really, I like a fat billionaire actually
big old boy, big big old Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
But millionaires like the back in the day, like the
oil tycoons.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
I didn't meet one of those, Like what JP Morgan Chase,
like a Rockefeller.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I'm interested in that fat cat. I'm interested.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
I like, yeah, like a real he's just like smoking
a cigar and like stroking.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
A cat, skinny poor person exactly.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
But that's how you look like an evil billionaire, and
then that is that's what you're supposed to look at.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I want to know that you're bad. Yeah, you're saying
looking like a meek like, oh I'm one of you people.
You're not. You're not.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
You don't want to wear the American parl hood.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I want you to have.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
You don't want the American and that Johnny Bravo squared
ass head. I want you to be block block block body.
I need, I need to know that you're not one
of us.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Well, if we're gonna talk about it, Rihanna billionaire, Oprah billionaire,
neither of them. Look, I mean, neither of them are buff.
I think over tried to be buff.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I think you just did the weight watchers OZI.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
You know where it's like.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Mine.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yes, I saw that too much, But that's not what
you're saying when you put a food on.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
But also you got to understand that black billionaires are different.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Thing to say anything about Oprah because I'm so scared
of her.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I'm so really afraid of her.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Bread that Oprah is listening to Mess, you're insane. Gail
Is Gale is listening to Mess. Dedman is listening to Mess.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Well, if.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
You're doing the world there, yeah nice, Well, I mean
we we you don't know who's listening, and and they
might not be listening now.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
But when something poppar what happened on she didn't think
she was ever going.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
She didn't she was talking to talk about.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
And then what happened us on the same episode. I
was there that day.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
I was there that day, I was there that I
was there the day when the news dropped, which was
on like a it was like a Thursday or Friday,
and I remember like everybody just being.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Like, well, you know, she's trying to put that behind her,
so trying to bring it up too much. Of course,
I think that if you're in the industry, you should
be okay. If somebody might have said something in Jess
we're all we're doing.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Comedy here, say about j Lo. Oh lord, she said
she couldn't sing. I feel like that she's not the
first or the last person to say that. Hey, j Lo,
if you if you listening to this waiting for tonight?
Who I don't think.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I don't think jay Lo is listening to when this
goes viral?

Speaker 6 (39:55):
Wait this this guy right here, I used to be
an intern for his.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Sure, you're ADHD you have to lock in. I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (40:01):
You heard literally a lot of stuff going on. Yeah,
they got a lot of screens out here. That's what
y'all can't see out here.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
There's a whole office, there's live TV every Saturday.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
You know how to lock in? Don't do that, don't
look at that screen. Let me off.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
This was a free flowing conversation.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
I thought wherever he wanted it to know, it is
a free has to be an intern for this guy
used to be a radio intern.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
Okay, this is also what happened.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Marie did my podcast, which is probably not out yet.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
I don't know when this is coming out.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
But Marie did my podcast and we it's supposed to
be about music and lyrics and albums. I know, not
at all you talked about and I kept trying to
reroute it back.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
No, no, you can't do that. Now you say you're
gonna come back and do that here. Huh So that's
what you thought. Yeah, this is this is this is y'all.
Was on we was on track. We was talking about Kim.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Yeah, so I needs you to be fifty fifty fifty
because I can't And yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
I'm back.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
What's the worst thing about flying?

Speaker 6 (40:57):
The worst thing about flying.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Or maybe the worst thing that has happened to you
while you were flying?

Speaker 7 (41:02):
Mm I missed a flight. I missed a flight going
to the Super Bowl this year?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
What with your dad?

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Yeah, I brought my dad to the super Bowl. I
ended up making it, but I did. I was like,
I was like, me and me and my dad are
Eagles fans. My dad's from Pennsylvania, and he, uh, you know,
it was like, oh, you know super Bowl this year
it was in New Orleans, which is closed. My dad
lives in Texas. And I was like, you know what,
that's an easy flight for my guy.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Like my dad getting.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
Older, you know what I'm saying, He getting that age
where it's like he not moving around as much. I
was like, and you know, I've been I had a
solid year. So I was like, you know what, I'm
a bust of super Bowl tickets. Bost super Bowl tickets.
Get a little place for me and my dad to stay. O,
I'm gonna take my dad to the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Drop bread. It was not yes, no, it's not not
at all.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
It was not cheap, okay, but you know it's for
the it's the memories.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
It's the memory. But that was also it was a
good super Bowl.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
It was super It was a good super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
I got to you know what I'm saying. I got
to take my dad.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
It was a lifetime Eagles fan to watch the Eagles
win the Super Bowl, Like that's like, that's what it's about.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Always mentioned your name and conversation.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
I got, I got what Devin is, he's doing it.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
I got three siblings, and niggas at the top of
the leader board in a big way, in a big
way that if my brothers my sisters are listening.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Y'all ain't over, y'all gonna catch up. Catch no longer
in the wheel.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
Again the oldest, I'm the second youngest, so second to
last second, I'm.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Second to last, second to lasst place. Wait, how many siblings?

Speaker 6 (42:30):
Uh said, I have three? I have three. But it
was like my dad, my dad had a kid in
high school.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, your dad was dropping it off. My dad was
moving around.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
Also, I don't think that was really doing condoms back then.
This is like the seventies. I feel like condoms was
not really I feel like that, I feel like condoms
didn't really pop off to like the eighties when.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Now you are condom history.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Just eighties they also weren't using condoms.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
But then, you know what I'm saying exactly, Then then
Magic Johnson made the announcement, and then I feel like
that's when niggas like when people was using condis maybe
so maybe in the nineties is when it really popped off.
My dad's you know, he was a he was a
he was a teenager in the seventies, and I feel
like at that point it was not really.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
So your dad had his flares on, Yeah, he had.
He had his Kendrick Lamars on. He did, he did.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Yeah, that was crazy to see too.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I was there for the right to bring us back,
bring us back.

Speaker 7 (43:27):
I I like misread the flight times for my flight
leaving out. My flight coming back from the super Bowl
was at eight PM, but I just read the eight
and my flight leaving out was at seven am, and
so I was literally I had not even left my
house yet looked at the clock or sorry. I got
a text from the airline and the airline was just like, oh,

(43:48):
your flight is now boarding and at this point it's
like six twenty and I was like, that's weird.

Speaker 6 (43:54):
Why would it's an eight am flight?

Speaker 7 (43:55):
Like, why would they be I'm literally I was like,
let me get in the car real quick, get in
the car.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
Literally, like relook at the flights.

Speaker 7 (44:02):
I was like, fuck, I'm not gonna get to the
airport to like six forty one.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
Flight's supposed to leave at seven am.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
I go through secure, there's no security line, runs run
straight through.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
At this point, it's six forty four.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
Sixty six, sweating baby going to the super Bowl. You know,
I already bought this ticket. I'm and I was like, okay,
what game am I it's gate like it's never yeah, no,
it's never the game right by where you're at. I'm
hitting a dead sprint. I mean that I'm running as

(44:37):
fast as I possibly can. Like a movie, a woman
sees me and she's going, she goes what she goes,
what gate you're going to?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I was like one hundred and fifty five.

Speaker 7 (44:47):
She was like, okay, come on, puts me on the
thing she's driving, drives me through, gets me to the gate.
I get to the gate, they go they go, oh,
or you are you walking? At this point it's flights
at seven am. At this point it's six fifty three.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
They were like.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Are you walker? I was like yeah. They were like,
you just missed it.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Damn you took his dad. We were like maybe story
and that was great. I'm storytelling.

Speaker 7 (45:14):
I'm pretty perpetually like I like cutting it closees for
flights because I don't like I don't like being at
the airport pre check.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
I get through the airport five minutes.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I'm at the gate from from where the car drops
you off to the gate five minutes. They tired of us.
They tired of us being like, everybody's already settled and.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I'm coming in through the airport. I run through the
air all the time, nine times out of ten.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
Okay, see, so we're all on the same page.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, but that's a pre check.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
You're you're giving You're doing the pre check bot, but
you're not pre check.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
So you have to get on board to be hoping
for the best. You know, I know you, I know.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
You want a God's favorites, but you got to do
more work and get that pre check.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah, guy's planning, So you missed the flight, and then
what do you what's the flight that you get.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
So at this point it's like it's seven am, it's
six fifty nine or something like that. The plane is
still there, which is the part that really bothers me
the most.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Shut that door, and.

Speaker 7 (46:12):
I feel like that should be a vibe check. Once
they shut the door. It shouldn't be a hard and
fast rule. That you can't get in. It should be like, oh,
do you got a good vibe? Is this an important
trip for you? Do you have the right type of
spirit to come through the door. It's Super Bowl Sunday,
Super Bowl Sunday, and you're trying to bring your dad
and have a nice moment.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Your family never got the super Bowl or Michael J.
Potentially could be good.

Speaker 7 (46:34):
Maybe if you want, if you if you turn your
head right way, if you squiz, if you haven't got
your prescription updated, if.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
You look at the little readers instead of the big part,
and Michael J could be if you Stevie Wonder, Yeah, sure,
I don't Stevie listening Stevie listening to THEE listening to
the podcast.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
And so crazy? Sorry, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Isn't it crazy that TeV Wonder has a song called
Isn't She Lovely?

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yes? Because you could be lovely without seeing somebody?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Yes? No, yes, what she looks like?

Speaker 6 (47:13):
Talking about her spirit?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yeah, isn't she? Isn't she presious? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (47:24):
He's also talking about his daughter. I think that song
is about a baby. Isn't she precious? Less than one
minute old?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (47:32):
Yeah, I think he's talking about when he saw his daughter.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
You saw his daughter. You can't say that he didn't.
But when he da daughter his daughter, he heard his daughter. Yeah,
there's other senses, friend, that's true.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Anyway, officially impaired people watching, thank you shout outs. I
don't want to, you know, I don't want to any feathers. Yeah,
you've probably don't want to. Yeah, he is the most
uncancellable person.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I do believe that you have to be likable.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Is too likable to get canceled.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
No, I did a whole Helen Kellor joke and somebody
was like, oh no, and everybody was.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Like, shut up beach exactly, but uh whatever.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
That's popular girl privilege.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Now. I wasn't popular as a.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
Key, but that's why you're popular.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Fairly popular now, Trader Joe. Exactly.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
You've got buff gay dudes coming up to Is there
any other type of gay dude?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yes, yes, yeah we know them all.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Shout shout out, Alex English.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
He's Gary is buff. What are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (48:46):
That's not buff? He just started doing some push ups.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
He's skinny. When the skinny niggas start doing push ups,
then they meet.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
Also, Alex, if you're listening, the quickness with which you stopped.
You stopped wearing shirts in the summertime. Once this nigga
got an equal membership for like four months, I ain't
seen him with a shirt that whole summer.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
You have to show off the process.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
You're like, listen, I'm I am not where I am
right now, but I will be and you will see
that progress. You know when people put up those pictures
like this is how I used to be in this
before and after. That's nice, but I actually like to
visually see it. You like to see the whole in
real time. So I like, I like what he was
doing because there was a moment where he was wearing
a tank top and I saw his clavicles and his bicycle.

(49:29):
I said, whoa, No he was whoa, whoa, You're doing
a lot.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
He was doing a lot. He had a personal trainer
and everything.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Wait till Alex starts, you know, increasing his protein uh intake,
then he's really he gonna be buffed.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
That's what I am. I want to do that for me.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I want to, like, you know, take take off a
sweater and you're like, what the.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Fuck what you've been doing? You know what I mean? Like,
I want to look so that when they see your butt.
You know what?

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, no, I was like, yeah that really, Marie down
it's from the antidepressants.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
You know, whenever I take it, I lose the butt. No,
I don't know that. Oh okay, well you know she's
a respectful sister. Thank you so much. Looking you're giving
me Stevie. Wonder when it comes to.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
That, what.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Is okay?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
So Devin, yes, you you deflected so well because I
was asking you about.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
When you was a hoe and now you're not.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
And then yeah, you you did to me.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I'm getting you back on track.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
He's on our heart.

Speaker 7 (50:43):
Also, wait, I never finished the plane story girl, Which
one do y'all want to talk about? Tell us what
time you long story short? I'm at the airport, doors closed.
You see the deflection again. It's fine, finished off, you
know it? You him, come on, you know you're working.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Come on, bro, he's so come on. So the door closed,
playing is still there. You wanted to argue for your life,
and it was like it was a Caribbean woman and
she was not. She was having none of it. She
was having none.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
She didn't care where I needed to go.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Oh no, no, no, no, I like it's the thing is,
it's like I love when I see, you know, black
people working at the airport, but I know when they
had to they're like they're not they're were black, but
they're not black, Like like hey sis, it's like no, no,
no's's It's.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Like okay, she's like, oh, we got it.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
There's actually a distance here.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yes, absolutely, I'm doing my job and I'm not. I'm
not losing my job for you. I don't care what
your color is. And I say, you know what, just
a little bit, but not they don't know behavior. I
wouldn't say that. No that it's just like I don't
know you.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
And if I do see you with the police batona
in your purse, you're going to jail.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Like that's what it is that you're going down. That's
a different.

Speaker 7 (52:02):
That's different than opening the door. I have had someone
open the door for me before.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Really the doors closed, and they opened them for you.
A private jet.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
No, it's not a private because they ain't no door
on the private You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
They don't close, don't the stairs fold up?

Speaker 7 (52:16):
No you I'm talking about the door, like the not
the door to the plane, the door to the little
walkway that goes to the plane that was shut.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
That was shut, and they opened it for me one time.
I forget where I was gone.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Did you fall off the other side of it? Because
I think when it's closed, that means the plane has.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
The tag no no, no no, that doesn't mean that
that means that they've closed. Like once they close that,
that just means they're not letting any new people on
the plane. But the plane is usually still there. Like
when I when they wouldn't let me on this super
Bowl flight, I could still see the plane out the window.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
You know, they were there. They're just not leting you
in exactly.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
But anyway, in that moment, I was like, fuck, this
is like I'm lost. The super Bowl starts at five PM.
I was supposed to land. It's like maybe like a
three and a half hour flight. So I was like,
if I would have left it seven, I would have
got there like seven or like ten in the morning,
something like that. What I ended up doing is I
was like, Okay, in this moment, I'm about to buy
an extra flight. And so I was at JFK. I

(53:10):
think I bought a flight at LaGuardia for like ten
thirty and so I was like, okay, I could go
straight to LaGuardia, and then as an insurance, I bought
an extra flight at JFK at like twelve yeah, like
one thirty or something like.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
You hate your money, you hate your money. Give me
the money, brother, you don't eat. I'm clear the money.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
I'm about to get you something, you know. I'm about
to get you that soda machine, oh yeah, from.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yesterday the house. Get her a water machine. Is that
water in it?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (53:52):
Senny, don't be drinking water?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Water right here? I don't understand. That's really.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
This is how I know God's real because you don't
drinking water, don't. You don't be going to you don't
exercise one of God's favorites for real, truly. I'm my
God loves God loves this woman for real.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
For real. She in the top, She in the top
thirty yes of the world.

Speaker 6 (54:14):
Absolutely yeah, Oh my god. Why does it look like
it hurts? That's crazy. You look like you was drinking diamond.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Taps like that.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
It did, yo, Devin Hat, You've been so unprofessional. You
have not been a peer or colleague or friend. I
don't know what diamond tap is put in that.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
Dimond tap or robotestin. Yeah, it's like one of those
like coughs.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
That you get over the camera.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Was good. I actually enjoyed it.

Speaker 7 (54:48):
I did I like dim tap. That's when my mom
used to give me. I don't rob robot was nasty.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
No, it was good. You had a up and you
look like it's wine on the nose. It's giving stuffy
ye on the tongue asthma. Okay, so you made a flight.

Speaker 7 (55:12):
I made the second flight, but the second flight got
delayed like two separate times. And then I was literally
I was about to get on the second flight. I
was about to get on the second flight, and then
like literally they were like calling like whatever they call
first people in wheelchairs and like military people.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
And stuff like that. People babes, Yeah, pregnant.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Pregnant women they call that group.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
Uh, like one or two people get up and get
on the plane and then there's like a fifteen minute gap,
and I was like what the fuck is this?

Speaker 6 (55:34):
Like what's going on?

Speaker 7 (55:35):
And they were like, hey, actually we've had to shut
this plane down. We're gonna have to get a different plane.
And I was like where would you even find that?
Like where's where the other where the other plan.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
You bought that other flight.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
Well, but I didn't end up needing it. They did
end up finding another.

Speaker 7 (55:50):
They were like you know when they're like when you're like, oh,
I'm about to get on the flight, and then they're like, oh,
the A part doesn't work on this plane, and they're like, oh,
I don't know. They'd be like, we got to do
maintenance on this plane, and then they just shut down
the whole plane.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
When I was going to Brazil, they they loaded everybody in.
They said, yeah, the pilot's not here. He's running late,
you know, da da da da, But you know he
gonna get here. And then forty minutes they were like, yeah,
we just gonna have to not fly tonight because I'm like,
did the pilot not show up? I mean, and this

(56:23):
is when flights was fall I keep on falling the
of the sky, out of the sky, and so I
was like, you know what if he ain't here, it
don't even try to find a new one. It's just
let's go to bed and start over tomorrow. I don't
want to have to deal with any of this.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
So yeah, that's sometimes that's how I have to look
at stuff. You know, I missed a flight, I'd be like, well,
this this the one that was gonna fall off this
guy or I wasn't meant to.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Be on this, this is where you were supposed to
be on that Toronto flight that flipped upside down.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Nor news because you know, I'm not wearing seatbelts, so
I would have been the one that will.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
You know what I will say.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
I used to be like that.

Speaker 7 (56:56):
I used to be very indignant about not wearing the
seatbelt because I was like, what the fuck I need
the seatbelt? Like yeah, And then I talked to this lady.
I talked to this lady after a show. I don't
know how this came up, I randomly, I don't I
don't know how this came up.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (57:09):
I really don't know how it came up in conversation.
But it was like, I like, it doesn't matter. I
was going to give the backstory to what the show
I was doing.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I was doing.

Speaker 7 (57:17):
I dropped in on a Marybeth show and literally this
lady who was like her aunt's friend was just like, oh,
you gotta wear the seat belt. And I was like
why She was like I know somebody who like She
was like, it's not for if the plane crashes, it's
like if the plane drops unexpectedly all of a sudden.
And she was like, she was like, I knew a
lady who like like flew up to the top of

(57:37):
the plane and like fucked her like neck and her
back up all crazy. And I was like, after I
heard that, I was like, Okay, I'm putting you can't.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Sue because you were supposed to your seatbelt. Okay, that's
all I need to hear, exactly. And once I heard that,
I was falling out mask them for somebody else. Put
your seatbelt on in case we drop you.

Speaker 7 (57:59):
And you messied unexpectedly drop out of the sky. Then
you go to the top of the well dropping out
of the sky.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
The seatbelt is the least of my proper I think
that's I think that's when you really need it the
most important.

Speaker 7 (58:09):
I think that's when it's the most important, you know
what I'm say, Like in the movies, when it just
goes and you.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Were exactly, which has happened before You've hit the big drop?

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Yes, and I was, I was, but I didn't hit
I didn't hit the I mean we dropped, but like
I went up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
But not like hit the ceiling go up.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
But it could have, but it could have, but it
could have. But I was like, again, you know, I
can't think about what could have happened. I don't think
about what happened.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
And we good.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
And you really can't be hitting the top of the
plane because I already know you dehydrated. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Guess was perfect. We need to be sponsored by somebody
who's water water.

Speaker 6 (58:50):
I would love somebody who's.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Watching it's a sponsored by the Gulf of.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Let's be some messages, yes, but I had some messages.
I want some mess versus living.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Oh, let's go that's versus living.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Do you think it's messy to not talk to the
person that you're dating every day, not talk like at all? Yeah,
Like it's like, say, for instance, there's a jay a day.
Do you think you have to talk every.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
Day on some level?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Yeah, like check in. Yeah, you need every day, you
at least need to, like you say it every day,
like you don't do that. She does. But I'm asking
what if what if? What if you don't talk for
a day? Is that messy or living?

Speaker 7 (59:54):
If that's that's that's messy. You can not talk to
the homies every day, That's fine, that's totally gotta my friend.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
I'm like what.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
And I bet the house like damn bits, no, you
got it. So you got to at least check in,
like what's on the phone.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Oh no, you don't got to get on the phone
every day. No, no, No, that's that's no, that's too much.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Is it messy or just.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Living to not talk to the person that you're sitting
next to on a flight, should you acknowledge.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Them at all?

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Or is it cool to just I would say that's
just living.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
That's just like you don't need to talk to the
person that's next to you because it's like I don't know,
because what if they really want to keep talking and
that'sa and you don't have that type of vibe with them.
But I will say I have had some cool interactions.
I like met this lady who's like a she's like
a therapist on TV. Or she's like a black lady too.
She's like a black lady therapist who.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Fixed my life. No, it was not her.

Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
She was on like I want to say, she did
like was counseling for like some people on like love
and hip hop Atlanta or something.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
Something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
And she's a therapist.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
She's a therapist, Okay, and she was and I was
talking to her, and she was like, back in Chicago
for like her sorority, you know, like reunion or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
Sometimes you meet some cool people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
But did she help you give you anything?

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
She said she would. I haven't reached out to her,
but she got her. I have her card in her
nice if I ever wanted. She was like, I do
family therapy too, so I might take you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
And you're having a girl, so yeah, and you have baby,
oh mess versus living.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Yes, get on the flight middle seedy, middle.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Seat is mass. But the elbow rest. Do they get
both of them?

Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
I think that's the first come, first serve thing. I
think if you want both armrests, I think you gotta.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Yeah, you gotta fight.

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
You gotta get as soon as you puts, as soon
as you put your body down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Don't read no book.

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
If you really want the arm press the army, don't
just nothing. Don't give up that space. That's your turf, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Where you live. But when can you like move it?
You don't? You just you're just like this, the whole fight.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
How bad do you want it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Because when you think about it, the window seat can
lean on the window, but the aisle seat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
They gotta get a little bit of that of to
I think that. I think that's MESSI not sharing the
rest arm.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
You go back and I go front front.

Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
No, we're not splitting it. It's not that we're not
doing we're not doing shared custody. It's not it's like
I got it or you got it. We're not doing
a weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
You sound like somebody with some big four arms.

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
Yeah, I mean, I will say, And that's why.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
You asked me to be in the front pre check
as well.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I did. I was on a plane yesterday.

Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
I was in I was in the seat number one
one a money And that's I like that, except you
don't got the little you don't got no under under legs,
your stuff up in the top. But when you get in,
when you're in the front of the plane, it's a
lot of space up there, you know what I'm saying.
That's also another thing. This is the thing that I
don't funk with is how come they don't plan for

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everybody bringing a bag in the overhead store. And how
come every time they're like, oh, yeah, you just got
you got to check your bag, and they make it
seem like they're doing you a favor.

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
They're like, oh, we'll do a complimentary bag.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Lying. You're lying. They are lying. They're lying.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Every time I've ever been like at the gate and
they're like, you gonna have to check it. I'm like,
I know there's still no winter flight, and I always
bring my bag on the plane.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Do you bring you got one of the little Yeah,
I got a little you.

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
Know, a little away and she takes a little off
right the bro One time I was flying to go
see my mom and uh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
I love her.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
She's so sweet.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
She's a sweetheart. Shot out my mom.

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
But I was flying to go see my mom and
it was these two like kind of mean, older black
ladies and they were saying like, hey, you gotta like
they were saying, you gotta check your stuff. And as
I was getting on the plane, they were like they
were like, we see you trying to hide that bag.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
You don't have to check it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
I was like just a dumble bag. I could probably sit.
I thought this was for the road they said they
made They made me check a Duffel bag. Respect And
then they called they called security on me, They called security.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Security on Michael Chad.

Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
Yes, that's crazy they did. I don't even know if
I was on the show yet, but yes, but yes
it was. It was like one of the North faced.
It was a normal it was a normal Duffel bag.
But I think it's because they thought that I was
trying to like pull something over on them. And then
I was just like, hey, like I bet you I
could fit this, and they're like, okay, so you're gonna
do it like that. You're gonna get buck.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
And then they.

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
They called like an agent. They call it an agent
to the gate. And then I had to sit like
a kid in time out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Like somebody came.

Speaker 7 (01:04:40):
He's like, sir, you got any problems too, And you're thinking,
I'm trying to fall get on the plane. Man, I'm
just trying to fly to Virginia and just and you
know how, you can roll it up and throw it up.
That's what I'm saying. Only I was going for like
a weekend. I could have literally I could have smushed
my little bait.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Said moved that windbreaker in that little bag. A gifted that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
That's that's people who use the overhead for an ugly
jacket and get it out a backpack, get it out
under the seat.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Tone you got, get the toe, put it on them,
sit on the toe. Get out of here. This kind
of stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
This is really making a point for us getting rich
enough that we can fly the private because that is
really the actual flying process is like fine, but it
is like just dealing with all of the other people
and whatever ship they got going on. I also think, like,
you know, they have separate that they used to have
like separate sections for smoking, like on the plane and
stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Yeah, like back in the day. Like I remember being like, how.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Old are you, Devin talking about back in the day, Well, like.

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
They used to have You were on a flight that
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
You that they were smoking and he is not mostly
hasn't helped him, keeps doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
What I'm talking about worried about she's been unhelpful.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
He's been helpful to us. Yeah, exactly. That's making sure
that you know, the hair is right and the cheek
bones is shining. Get out of here. Stop getting in
the way of that. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
You know, you know how they used to have smoking
sections at different place. They used to have smoking sections
of bowling alley. They used to have smoking sections of
I hop I think they should have that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
But for babies, baby section.

Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
I think there should be a baby section that has
a closed door.

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
And it soundproof and it's like nine seats for It's
like if you got a baby, you sit in this
special section and can't nobody else hear you. I think
I think we should talk to some airlines about that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
I think we got to implement that delta delta work.

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
I do be flying delta.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
What's your what's your status?

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
I'm a gold gold medallion okay, gold medallion.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Yeah, just when we don't get diamond this year. I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
But it's also like what what happens when you get
that stuff? A lots of p yeah never yeah, I
don't find respect, never finding it back. I'm rows of parks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
There.

Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
I haven't been back there and not today.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
The first first class, I was like, this is decading
and it was a short flat. I was flying in
Texas and I was like, oh my god, I was
eating good. I was laying flat.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
I almost died up there. I was so fast.

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
I remember like when I first got hired at SNL.
I remember somebody I want to say it was like
I want to say, it was like Chloe Fine man.
We were talking about flying and I was just like, oh,
like I just get like a comfort plus like da
da da, And she was like, are you not flying
first class? And I was like she was judging you.
I was I was like, nah, like it's it's too
much extra money like da D D. She was like, well,
she was like, I don't think you should start because
once you start doing that, it's hard to go back.

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And then I and then I've done it like a
handful of times. Sometimes I'll get the free upgrade or whatever.
When I realized it was really different when they offer
you a drink when you're still on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Yeah, you still on the ground, And I'm like, oh, actually, yeah,
let me get a let me get a.

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
Before we before we take off.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Each that you're trying to roll your duffel bag up
to throw it at the top, and they're like anything
to drink, and you'd be like, huh, yes, that's first
time they take this stuff for you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Let's put it up there for you. Play down.

Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
One time I was going to a wedding and they're like, oh,
you want us to put this in a special closet.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
They got a little closet where they took one suit.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
They put it in a little special captain's closet.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Even the pasta is different. When I was going first
class to l A, they had this totalini that had
lobster in it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Oh my plane, lobster. Let's talk about the bathroom in
first class has a floor length mirror?

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Does I've not seen that the flights that I've been on.
Maybe it's more so international.

Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
Yeah, sorry, brother, she said, she said, you look like
you ain't got no passport. No, I have not seen
the fooling. I will say the like plane mirrors or
play bathrooms are tough for me because because I'm tall,
so like I still I'm six ft three.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
And he's taken lady girls.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Yeah, okay, let's get into mess Yeah, let's reading some
of our messages and then we'll let you go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Davin, you've given us so much today. Sorry, Sorry, you're
having a good time. Yeah, I mean you really derailed
us a few times, But that's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
You want to ask your whole question now before that that. No,
I'm curious to know what you want to do ask.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I'm good Okay, yepkay mess Queen's longtime fan gets the herb.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Hello, Sitt and Marie. I'm a longtime fan. I want
to thank you both personally for getting me through COVID.
Two things before we get into the mess.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
One, I need to see y'all as zombies for the
season finale of Search Party.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
And two, please start uploading these videos. You're right, friend,
You're right, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
So bam.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
After COVID, I gained a lot of weight and my
sex life changed dramatically. I'm black and gay and now
I am fat, and I was striking out everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
That was a sentence.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
So yeah, I know, but so real. The people who
would fuck me were race chasers.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
So after a literal year of no sex and trying,
I finally gave into a race chaser. Go ahead and
drag me, but I needed to fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
So what is a race chaser? Somebody who just wants
to be with you because you're black?

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
Guess is this a man or woman?

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
It's giving?

Speaker 7 (01:10:26):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
It does giving?

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Okay, never no, sorry, friend, I wish I could see
race chaser. I've never heard that phrase, never heard of that. Yeah,
it's not about if you are of color.

Speaker 8 (01:10:41):
White men and white gay men go after very specific community. Yeah,
and it's very like racialized experience in the bedroom where
they will like say.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Yeah, okay, very specific and they just wanted to shut up, Devin. Okay, boom.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
I had not fuck the entire year, so I stopped
taking prep. So I met with this guy and he's
not my type. I'm just horny and drunk the whole time.
The man is begging me to fuck him raw, and
I'm like, nope, not on prep condoms only.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
So I wor condom and we fucked. While this man
was not my type. He could wow okay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Oh girl, wow finish say why this?

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Sorry, Devin, this is the this is the mess that
you get. I'm sorry. I apologize, but you know you
you and Ally I'm here. Okay. So a few days after,
come on, okay, you want me to read the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Just really all time, the man begging me to fuck
him raw, and I'm like, nope, not on prep condoms only.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
So I wore a condom and we fucked. While this
man was not my type.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
He could grip your dick with his asshole while you
were in his butt, and so I went back another time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Amen.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
After the second time, though, a few days after, I
started getting itchy bumps on my bass.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
No no, no, no, no no, no, he did we
all been there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Not like that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
Not be the second part of the story. But you
know what I'm saying, Yeah, you know what I'm talking.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Going to plant parenthood and getting tested, and of course
your boy got the herb. I asked the lady, like, why,
my lord, I was wearing a condom? What do I
do with my outbreak zone outside of the condom zone?
What she was like, wearing a condom only makes it
less likely. The only true form to avoid STDs is abstinence.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
I am pissed. I could not fuck for an entire year.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
I cave to a race chaser, and even though I
wore a condom, I still got herpies. I have found
out that I'm not had enough for people to want
to risk herpes to fuck me. So anyways, I go
to the guys apartment and confront him, and I'm like,
I haven't had sex in a whole calendar year.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
You're the only person I fucked. I know. You gave
me herpes, he denies.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Denis Denis shows me a recent STD test where they
could not test for herpes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Do you know this man? Do you know this man
asked me to fuck him?

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
I was pissed and basically saw this as confirmation that
he gave me her Yes, I fed him raw and
left and never spoke to him again.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
A girl, Now, well, now you got it. You gotta
work on yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:13:35):
Yes, there's some self esteem things.

Speaker 7 (01:13:38):
Yeah, sure, okay, like you get you got it from him.
So at this point we already here, right, you know
what I'm saying. Every every so that doesn't mean you
won't get something else. Yeah, that's very true.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Wrong, who else?

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
You really thought about that?

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
Something to that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
It's been about seven month and I'm in a new city,
so I am fresh meat and I'm handling my weight
gain better. So there are some prospects now, but no
one wants to meet with me because once again, not
had enough to risk her bees for a hookup. I
always disclose even if a hookup does not ask, because
that is what I would want my question to you,
beautiful black queens. Should I stop disclosing if they don't ask,

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just so I can finally have sex?

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Or should I just invest in a lifetime supply of
vasoline and only fan subscription.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Or should I buy a strap on and use that
for sex?

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Or should I stop looking up and get a partner
who would like me for me and let's be okay
working out how to not transform her.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Maybe that one helping me? Yeah, help me? Queens? This
is this mess?

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Or just living pictures below for a reference of how
weight gain changed my appearance.

Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
Oh my god, but you're so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
You're not even come on that, You're not even big
like what No, but.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
It seem like it was like this is you're even
like a normal You're acutie.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
My advice is for you, friend, is to get as
get as happy and healthy as you can get and
then go back and try to date.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Don't do it when you you know, not in a
good place mentally.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Yeah, but also there's apps for people to have that
will date other people who have hurd fees.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
So it's like I don't know, I don't know, but
it exists. Everybody knows, but don't nobody know. We know
there's something for everything.

Speaker 5 (01:15:27):
Everybody exactly do the footwork for you, but you know
as footwork, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Deb what's your advice?

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
Man, Definitely you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Got it disclosed. I feel like that's just part of
the deal.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
I hooked up with somebody who didn't tell me until
after one time, and it was like I had it
that they had it, yes, and everything was like fine, but.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
So how did but how did you feel like you
found out aften?

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
I was like, well, I don't want to see you again,
you know.

Speaker 7 (01:15:59):
I'm just like it's I mean, I guess I didn't
have any outbreak, Like I didn't have any like symptoms
or anything like that. I like got tested or whatever,
but like it just felt like I was like that
feels like a base level conversation to have. I've also
like I've hooked up with somebody who like told me
before and like had the disclosure, like oh, I'm taking
medications like da da d DA. It's herpe is a
way less less of a big deal than I think

(01:16:19):
we've thought of it to be, you know what I'm saying,
Like I think it's it's it's a it's a hurdle
you could get over, but I'm like, we gotta be
able to like talk about it first. We got to
destigmatize herpes.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
I really do I really de stigmatize herpee. I didn't
know that this was going to be on the bingo
sheet today.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
You look at you, Devin. This is good, this is great.

Speaker 7 (01:16:39):
I think we've got to distigmaize because obviously, like nobody
wants to like obviously that's not what you want. But
then once you have it, now we're so far along
in the medicine and treatment and stuff like that you
can get it to a point where you're not transferring
it to other people.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
So I think we got to stop treating people with.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Medicine. Yeah, exactly, because you're cute.

Speaker 6 (01:16:59):
Yeah, And I mean just like they have they have
that for herpes, and you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Can be like the Magic Johnson of herpes, like you
know me wow, you know, okay, I don't know, because
Magic Johnson is like successful and doing great and he's
like showing you like you can you can live with
h ah v and so like rich. Yes, So get

(01:17:24):
money up, friend, your money friend, spend the whole year working,
getting money, doing well, and then get back out there
with the with the new improved expensive herpes that you
have now and you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Know, do your thing all expensive herpees. Yeah. Sure, sure,
I heard he's got we have heard that. We have
heard of you know that. This is what I heard.
Gotta let it burn. We did hear about this? He
kind of said it. Yeah, he said it multiple times.

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
He said you got it, you got it bad, all right, man,
wait for real, to wait for real, Hold on, wait
a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:18:11):
Yeah, he had a lot of confessions.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
This was a good time. We heart you much here.
Where can they find you? On the on the instance and.

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
At the No, I don't go in the delta line.
I get there too late to go on the lounge. Well,
I heard you running there exactly. You can find me
at cha thinks on Instagram. Just go ahead and check
all my stuff out there. No, I'm a I'm at internet,
Devin On. I'm mostly on Instagram. At this point, I'm
about to start my own podcast. It's going to be
called My Favorite Lyrics. It's going to be probably out.

(01:18:48):
I don't know when this is coming out, but it
will probably be out in April at some point. Sydney
and Marie both have.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Episodes, and they'll probably be in the first few episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
And it's tell the listeners real quick your favorite song
currently or what is your favorite lyric?

Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
Oh, I'll tell you a lyric that I like remembered
recently that I'm about to talk about on the pod
that really makes me last struck with you. It's from
the It's from the Baby Cheam song Orange Soda. He
goes uta that he goes, I hate a bitch that
I can't impress. When you come see the crib, you
better die, yeah, which is really it's such a funny

(01:19:28):
bar to me where he's he's like, you better, He's like,
you got all this ship this better, but you better
pass out when you see everything.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
That I got going on that I can't impress.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
When you anyway, listen to that. If we could add
that to the outro. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna pause to
get a little bit of that. Nothing can we say
the lyrics?

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
If you don't play music, everything, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Everything fifteen seconds they can put it so, I'll.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Brian anyway, Uh carry yourselves and always disclose whatever you
stad is.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Yes, keep sending messages. You can cut it down just
a smoothe you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Y'all y'all sending this four page litter and we love
it and we love it, but if you could condense
it for me, Mamas, please.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Thank you for sending us visual aids. No, we love it. Yeah,
that might have been in the wrong word. That met.

Speaker 8 (01:20:25):
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Speaker 7 (01:20:59):
I hate it is that I can't impress when you
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