Bring Back Mediocrity w/ Zack Fox

In this spontaneous, hilariously chaotic episode, Sydnee and Marie drag people who can't walk on sidewalks, debate the merits of Drake's abs, and roast public figures. Special guest Zack Fox joins the fun, opining on plastic surgery and riffing about New York's need to start over.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
You listen in the mask.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, okay, we are in the building.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
We are in the stew.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
The stew are.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Not a not on a regular day, but we have
to do an emergency episode.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Emergency session.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Immediately it was like, Hey, this person is in town.
I don't care what you do, and we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Make it happen.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I'm gonna put on mache.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I canceled several doctor's appointments. Good, okay, let's just bring
him in.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
He's great, we love him.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
You gonna love him.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
And you already know who it is. You're in for
a cute little treat. It's Sack Fox, Zachariah.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hello, Zachariah Fox, Arena, how you doing my brother in Christ?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yes, Now we start every episode we talk about something
that was messy that happened in our lives this week.
So we're just gonna start and if you have thoughts
and opinions about it, obviously you know, Okay, Sidney, do
you have mess versus this week?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Bring it in.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I'm I'm tired of people walking on the sidewalk. They
don't know how to do it. They did walking on
the sidewalk. It's like, hey, if you want to Diddy.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
No, not Diddy. If you want a dilly dally, go
to the park the sidewalk.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
We are transportation. We have point a to point, but
we got places to go.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
People who are.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
On their phone like this, walking on the left on
the right, you have to get in the street.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
You gotta get hit by a car. I'm literally trying
to get to the pod.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
You think they people that just have not experienced getting
him by a car, so they don't appreciate what they got.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I never said that.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, how do you feel about bikes on the sidewalk? Oh,
they gotta go do right, but they they move, they're moving. No,
they're in the way you. First of all, you're in
a city bike. Also messes city bike. They are so
doofy there. So they're big as this and they look
like VCRs and they're they're they're the reason why there's
so many accidents in the city.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I think, uh, you know, if you're gonna walk slow
on the sidewalk, that's it's your decision. But I do
think as a penalty, someone should be able to walk
up behind you, grab the back of.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Your head and say, Michael Jordan real loud.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
That's just just to keep the ecosystem moving. There's gotta
be some type.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Of something that might creep up behind you.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
They're not scared of anything.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I don't I don't mind slow walkers. I don't like
the girls or the people who walk abreast. Is that
the word they walk up?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
They're holding hands.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't like that, especially if you comeing toward me
and you see me, I'm not stepping off the sidewalk
for you. You gotta get you gotta follow the leader, babe.
I showed to checked the lady yesterday.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Single file line.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
And if you're in a couple and y'all holding hands,
y'all taking up the whole sidewalk, I'm karate chopping.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
You hands apart.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Get out of here, like you just karate chopping through
your red rover, right, we read rover. Also, what's also
mass this happened on the plane, the couples, the families
that they didn't get their seats together. Hey, babe, you're
gonna have to see them when you get there. Yeah,
you'll see them in Paris, and you live with them,
you see them every day, So now you got to

(03:04):
sit with them. So now I have to get up
from my upgraded seat because now you want your son
to sits next to you.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Literally, let him be on his phone, let him chill.
Why did he need to be all born? Well, there
was a lady. There was a lady that.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Her video went viral recently.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
She wouldn't give her window seat up to some crying child,
and she paid for the seat and somebody video recorded her.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
The video took off. She sued the airline and the
person who videotaped her.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Good.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, yeah, y'all saw that fight on the on the
plane spirit It was a I don't know what it was.
It probably was it might have been Frontier getting lit. Now,
I think you should be able to fight on planes
and then.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
If you win, you fly for free.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Absolutely, you get.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Miles Fight Club in the air.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I think you get the fight on it's like international
like how it's like international waters Certain, it's in the air,
it don't count.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
What were they fighting about?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
It was funny though, who was it? It was a
black dude beating up some dude. And I'm just gonna
be on his side, yes right now, because yeah, I'm
biased and negative.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Rooting for everybody black.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, absolutely, But I was like, man, that dude, you
need some you know, I think you should.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Just be able to skip the line.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
But the thing is is that people fight dirty. So
that's why I don't want it in the air. I
feel like dirty fighting is for the ground. In the air,
I mean you have to you got to like taekwondo,
what's fighting dirty? Since brass knuckles? Like, what is fighting dirty?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
To fighting dirty?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
We be able to plane because ain't nobody got no gun.
Ain't nobody got no box cutter, right, So that's where
you should get out. Your aggression is on the plane
because you because you know they're not box cutter. Well,
I mean, y'all in New York, that's im.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
That's not racist. Yeah, I'm just saying that cutters here.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
But I'm saying that's that's that's what they're looking for
in the shoes now, because that's what Buddy had when
he also I.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Heard thank you for bringing that back and forget. But
they said that.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I think starting next month, we don't have to take
our shoes off when we fly anymore.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
WHOA, So what the fuck do I have a pre
check for? Well, so you can skip the people who
are poor.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
It was always classicism, Sidney, you knew.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
It was always classes.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
That's why I got pre checked.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
And now we're all just keeping our shoes on. That's
what I thought.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I was elevating, and everybody can get in the Soho House.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
There is a correlation.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
There's a correlation from keeping your shoes on the airport
to the solo.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Because there's gonna be one flat line.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, but there's MAD members only clubs besides Soho House,
Like what the ned Bomb Street.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
You don't know, I'm not none.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Of None of those those are in New York.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I don't know what LA members only situations are.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
But I'm sure there's a bohemian growth. That's the only
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
To Marmant, that is the Illuminati Scientology Center Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I haven't seen a scientology center here at all. There's
one on like in Times Square. Oh I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah. Well, they got a fight with the Black Israelites
for control, and that's what brings them back.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Honestly, why LA got such a strong scientology strongholds because
there was not Black Israelites there to disagree with them.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I love the Black Israelites because let me tell you
they have time. They're unemployed. Fits are always trash, but
they can talk.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
They do not stop.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I have not walked past a black Israel not speaking.
They're talking, and they know how they do their good hosts, good,
good lung control, good diaphragm.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Breath work is impeccable.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I think, yeah, Oh, you're a woman with pants on,
So who's gonna be the man? What you're right, sir?
Let me let me get my skirt on. I have
it in my first right.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
You're not winning an argument with that guy.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, Marie, what was your mess this week?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I just want to yoderant? Okay, my mess is my
friend did not wear the yodorant too.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
The pod.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's what my mess is.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
She's too busy filling up that that jug That cousin
size water bottles were.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Still att it.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Guys, thirty eight days later, have you named this thing yet?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
That's my son. Yeah, but you should have a name.
I don't. I don't have a name from.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Skeeter untitled Skeeter on no untitled project. That's his name, cousin,
Skeeter Baby. I just want to update everybody on what's
happening with my building because you know famously, my landlord
is trying to raise my neighbor's rent seventy percent. And
so I guess my mess is that I joined the
board for the tennis association for my building and part

(07:42):
of the problem.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
How am I part of the problem? Well, because then
you tell me who's all on the board. It's all
white people.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But that's who lives in
my building. So she's part of the problem for getting
them in the building. You know, Chicken of the egg, right,
all the white people who live in my building, that's
the EI. You know, I all my people who live
in Brooklyn. Now the I I'm the Russian or a
Hasidic Jewish person because everybody else.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
It was a diversity high exactly.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah. Yeah, So you know, they sent her letter to
her and she retained an attorney who turns out to
be you know, we'll talk.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
We talked about it on the Patreon but she uh.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I was talking to Carolina and Sydney and they were like, well,
why did you sign the letter, Marie?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Like maybe she wasn't going to raise your rent.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
She never reached out to you, Marie, And I asked you,
I say, have you heard from her?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Have you heard from Sydney? The mess here is that
you did not.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
While all this was happening, I was keeping you abreast, yes,
And never once.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Were you like a siss sit this one out, back
it down.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Never once the letter was signed, sealed, delivered. Now she's like, oh, well, maybe, Marie.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's not fair.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I said, well, did she reach out to you? She said,
she's never reached out to me yet. She's only reached out.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
And then what was your response was it, don't sign
the letter?

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Well, you had.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Already signed the letter.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
But the next time I spoke to you, like, hey,
they already That's how crazy the people in her building are,
the way it takes me and Marie to even form
an email. By the time I to her, they already
had a board together.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
They already wrote the logo for it. You showed me
the logo. I said, how are these people the logo? Blackfist?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
You're lying, you're lying. Show me this right now.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Lick fist. Do they have interns? How did they all
do this? I guess they work from home. They got told.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Marie before you got here.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
If it's one thing white people are going to be
good at, is declaring independence from other white people.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Into it, which is crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
They declare their independence from the whites, but they control
all the blacks and brothers.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Wait, so is the implication that she was she might
not have been raising specifically or your rent because she is.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
A fan of your contra.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Well, allegedly she had originally raised your neighbor's rent. She
raised the people downstairs and the people upstairs and the
people next door.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
And he asked you how much, and you were like, oh,
but my but my lease.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
She did bring my rent up. My rent went up
this year. Oh for how much Sydney it went up.
She didn't bring it up seventy percent, but it went up.
It's more than what I want.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
I won't know you.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I think it was like fifty dollars. No Sydney.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
You you asking me how much? It was more than fifty.
But it's up. Yeah, I've been there for five years.
My lease is up in October. So she was gonna
let me know. She was going to bring it up,
you know, within ninety days of me leaving. But anyway,
so I live there now, and I saw her in
the lobby the other day and she did not speak
to me. I said, hagar and she fully ate me

(10:39):
dust woa.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
So she mad at me.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
She feels betrayed that you joined the the Blackfist white un.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Isn't she hatien too, Marie?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
No, she's trinidaddy, and she's a training landlord. She's a
trainy lady and the other messes.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I'm super confused.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Now, Oh why is that thought? It was a white person?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I did? So she really not, you know, more than mine? Okay, okay,
so she okay, I get it.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Now what did you get?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
So? She like?

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I was gonna raise all these white folks, rent and
all you had to do was be quiet, and I
was gonna keep.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yours and I agreeable.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I haven't said anything.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
But you joined the brotherhood of the black Fish, you udist.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
She doesn't like me anyway? Why you were so likable, Marie?
I don't know one person that doesn't like you.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
You don't have any evidence that she don't like me. No,
you don't.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'll show you.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Besides, besides her being a Caribbean and naturally mean.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Ooh now, and you can be and then.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
You can get in there, you can get overall that
is your elk.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, she just so, she didn't speak to me and
then had people painting our fire escapes for some reason
and notify anybody in the building. I don't have a
curtain in my bedroom, so I just woke up.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
It was just some man on the fire escape looking
at my titties. I said, whoa.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Now I definitely need to decrease because what is this.
It's only fans and he needs to pay girl.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Not even painting, he just looking Okay, wow, Well what
position were you in?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I sleep on my back, So it's like, you know
that the meme of March Simpson and her like boobs,
she's on the couch and she's trewing.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
That was me, March Simpson Foston. Okay, now we get
into your mess, Zach.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I mean, we tried to figure out what you wanted
to do, but I think it's gonna be a compilation.
So start off first with like your mess while you're here,
and then think it's messy.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
What's mess to you?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Just in the world in general? Right now?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
I think it's a mess that Folks is making fun
of Drake abs Bro. I think y'all need to leave
it alone. I think we need to you're attacking me personally.
I'm not, but I.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Mean, hey, hit you. You know I didn't even know
that you video about it. I did a whole real well, okay,
what was the bullet points?

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Looks like the arms weren't included. Is it just the
abs were done? Not even the obliques?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Just all right?

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Look, I can agree on some level that it does
look like he swallowed six Google homes. But other than that,
I think we got to lay up off man in
the plastic surgery and then us making fun of it.
That that's got to be neutral territory. Hold on, hold
your body done. Gott to be neutral territor.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Every work is bad, we should be able to judge it.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
If the work is bad, if you went to Mexico
and you used the groupon to get your plastic surgery done,
we should be allowed to be like, hey, the noses
given Whoville.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
If we can't talk about BBL smell, then everybody gotta.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
They do.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
But the thing is, as somebody who's a part of
the plaster surgery community community, I think, if anything, we
should be dragging the doctors.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
The doctors did a bad job. I came in, I said, hey,
I'm a canvas.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Do what you do.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
They hands on it, and if you are a bad painter,
that shouldn't be on me. That's fair, right, But not
the person who went in and got and bought a service.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Now Drake has enough money to get a good Drake
is worth two hundred and fifty million dollars. You telling
me you couldn't get top of a top shelf the
delete But.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Syll, we've been getting berated for so long for this
type of work that the technology hasn't even caught up
to what your net worth can be.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
No, No, I think the doctors.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Are Airline technology just got where it is, you know
what I'm saying, Like yesterday.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, but that's because men didn't want to wear lace fronts.
We've been had that technology. No, no, no, But they're doing
lace fronts too. They're doing the gluing on the lakes.
They're peeling about well up to the scene what they
seem this in.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
In my opinion, what Drake has done to his body
with his net worth is conservative.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I agree. I agree, And I.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Had that kind of money. I'm going, buck, Wow.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
You're turning yourself into what incredible hulk the thing from
Fantastic Johnny.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
I might pull up with eight dicks on y'all, I
might pull up, I might pull.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Up with extra dicks, eight dicks, but how many needs?

Speaker 4 (15:26):
I might look like a New York subway turnstyle when
I pull up.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
And you know what, you do that just because you
do that.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Because it's that's the money. I got the money. Why
shouldn't be able to go?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Let's talk?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
But wow, let's please, let's break this down. Eight dicks,
what's the what's the materials? What's the what's the fact.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
I'm gonna have a teft line one, a Corduroy one,
I'm gonna have one that's made of pure obsidian volcanic rock.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh okay, I'm.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Going crazy these different materials, Yes, Corduroy. Name eight materials.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
As a man, you should deserve to get eight dicks, Sidney.
Let's see if between the tool us we can name
eight materials.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Okay, So sequence silk, that's a sequence, it's a that's
a it's a thing. Okay, Okay, but I said silk,
You said silk. That is going real periodic material?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
You got? I need some mineral, mineral.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Fabric, A textile, a textile, think of stuff that people
used to go to war for Okay, Cement, they go
to Okay, all right, and this this, this brings me
to my next es.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Wait wait, wait wait asphal Yeah, I think that's I
think that's the material. That's a material as well.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, Cement probably to somebody go correct you.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
I said, go to war for it, and Sydney's screams, Cement.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Okay, you go to war for oil, but you don't
want dick as an oil. I mean oil is ada.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
You don't know, you don't know if I might get it,
I might get a petroleum penis. You don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
You don't know that. I wanted to say this, Okay,
So Drake's abs is a sign of trying.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Its progress.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
It's progress because before we would be upset about men
looking like an empty pillowcase on these on these yachts
front and on these you know, going on these trips
with these.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Girls looking like a blobfish and then now they're making
the progress to get there and it's still met with Now.
I do understand that there are many shades of misogyny
that come with this. Yesterday and homophobia. Women were the
first victims of all this. But I think if we're
gonna get to that neutral ground. I think we need
to do a three hundred and sixty five day pause

(17:50):
on making fun of men forgetting a plastic surgery. Just men,
for our actions, for our stupidity, for tearing apart for
your face, yep, for your body, but the default, for
the default man.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
You can make fun.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
But anything above that, any upgrades that they getting, any attachments,
any downloadable content that they get, you gotta you gotta
leave it alone, if anything, because we want the freedom
of women to be able to get from Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
You're not from Atlanta. If nobody homegrown, you not from Atlanta.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
If you didn't buy nobody a BBL you heard it
here first, that's merch.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
We're putting that on tote bag. Do I need to
move to l A now, I mean not l A Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
If you would like a b B l as a
as a hello, as.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
A hello, that's what they're doing in Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah, it's just as just a hey. I would like
to continue speaking to you.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
How many bbs have you paid for?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Zero? I'm here from right outside.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Yeah, I'm from yeah Savannah. Yeah, I'm from Gette County.
I'm from Gwennette County.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Okay, so wait have you do you you know any
guys have got any plastic surgery that you were like.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I know, I know some fellas who got some stuff done.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
When they get done and I'm not gonna say sounds
like sound like they flew the turkey.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
I know some hairline people. Okay, I know some hairline people.
But the links that they had to go to hide
the hairline uh healing process us. It's very indicative of
the the climate, the hostile climate around what would have
done if you just look, man, I think you should

(19:34):
be able to go get your hairline show up.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Blood just blood on the head, red carpet. Hey, I'm bloody.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Sorry. If it looks like you have stabs ups like
pencil dots all over and blood is dripping down.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Your head, dap me up now, don't.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
You know what that means?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Bring back the handkerchief, bring back that little thing that we.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Need, a pocket square with the TDS preacher towel and
you just dab up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Of deft jam comedy rag.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, all of this shame around it. He'll in public.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
But I also will say this, the male hairline hair
surgery thing is that's the new BBL. Like man, because
they really they doing that now, they're showing up bald
and then coming back the little spots and then you know,
for the summer they have bangs.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
So I'm not I'm really not mad.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
At that, and I got my own preferences around around
that and the whole conversation. But I do think everybody
should be able to just go do it and then
not be met with the shame and the actual idea
of doing it. Now, if it looks bad, call up turkey. Okay,
hit up turkey, get that guy.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I think if someone has a bad surgery, if we
have an issue with the way it looks, we all
need to chip in.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
And help them.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, because look at it.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Hold on mental health.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Wait, lost, we've eight days into the after Men's mental
Health month.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
We don't even get our own month.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Y'all are the cause of everybody's mental health.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
We know that though. Okay, so what you need a
month for just a cool little thirty days.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
It's a toxicity and you guys have to work on
your toxicity, and maybe you would need men's mental health mom.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
I do think that I do think that men need
to stop being misogynists, stop being homophobic, so that we
can focus on how homophobic and misogynists all the other
groups of people.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Are also what are these other groups?

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Everybody in the world has specific but we but men
me specific. But my brethren, my brothers are so bad
with that stuff that it's like, Okay, well you got
to stop first, like men gotta stop first. But then
we can talk about how women in Atlanta are also

(22:03):
homophobic and biophobic, but we can't.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
But we can't get to that.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
They've been through some things, the women in Atlanta though. Well,
one then you guys say, there was a list of
like a list of like if you do this as
a man, this is gay, isn't there like a trend?
There's a list that women have crafted and there's a
list of things that men have said to women that
they've they.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Did that what's on what some of the things on
the list?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Wiping your ass is gay from the men's side, from
the men the men have said, and.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Then on the women's side. Uh, using the umbrella in
the rain is gay? Is gay?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Is?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Well?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
I mean if the umbrellas one like.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Ub that sits on your head, you know what I'm
talking about?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Color is the umbrella that clear?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah? Is it one?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Of them like you shaped umbrellas that like kind of
drip on your butt a little bit.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
So you're right, Okay, what else is on the list?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I mean, I mean the list is massive.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Laughing too hard at another man's jokes was on the
on the women's one that was that was that jokes.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Don't be that funny, and we're seeing that, we're seeing
that little Daniel, come on, Craig, is not that funny.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, yeah, okay, this there's a lot.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Of things on the list that people think are gay
or they've dated think are gay.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
I think, dude, you want to do and I think
caring what a man thinks more than what your girl thinks, that.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Is the only gay thing. That's that is the only thing.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah, having butt sex with the man and also caring
more about what men think than what you did.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I think it is.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
I think that's the only thing. Having sex with a
man as a man's the only gay.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
You know.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
It's straight dudes that have but sex. And that's why
I think it's not gay.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Why are you guys looking at each other like this
is crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I'm just doing I'm doing math right now.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I'm just telling you what I've heard.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
I think if you like they don't identify as gay,
that's fair they do it.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
I'm gonna go ahead and say I'm gonna stay in solidarity. Yeah,
because women do have a lot of free reign to
experiment yes, sexually and then not and then be like,
actually no, I'm not that though.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Can we talk about sex? Can we talk about sex?
That's fair? I think.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I think if you do it one time, that doesn't
make you gay. I think if you do it three
times in a row in a row, that might make it.
What if it's three times but it's once a year,
is that gay?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
That's tough.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'll say this.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
I think if you smoke crack one time, are not
a crackhead.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
If you smoke crack.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Three times in all of twenty twenty five but it
wasn't back to back, you're not a crackhead.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I agree because I didn't become a cokehead until I
was constantly doing coke and the and the drug dealers
was like no more, no more.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
They didn't even want my money.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yes, they they.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Didn't want me. They didn't want your money.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
The reason why I got fired at Riff raffs is
because the drug dealer didn't come when I told it
was it was midnight.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I was like, bro, I need you back.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I think it's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
He did not show up.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Because if you are a.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Dude and you fucking enough dudes that they're like, hey, dude,
hey cut off.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Hey you've been able away from us.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Somebody doing exorcism money.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
But I just feel like we should talk about sex
real quick since we hear while I have y'all, what
you do with somebody else doesn't like you don't have
to involve other people in it, Like why do people
care so much who you're sleeping with?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Where are you putting it, what you're doing with it?
How long you sat on it? Like you don't how
many times?

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Like how many unless you put it like one is
gonna see that you did it.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Unless people only care if they're getting involved with you.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
And that's the thing when you're talking about the women
in Atlanta, it's like the homophobia is a sandwich of
other things of like, hey, you can be gay, right,
but you have to let the person know that you're dating. Hey,
I'm also sleeping with men. If you're lying about it,

(26:39):
then you're confused.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Then you're shame.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
And then the woman is like, well, let me, I
don't know is he looking at me, is looking at her?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Is he looking at completely agree that the the homophobia
or the biphobia coming from women's and who have experienced that,
it's reactionary.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
That doesn't make it right.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
It doesn't make it right. There's a reason why acting
like that. But then it would be the same thing
as if.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
You got robbed by a black person all the time.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Come on, okay, come on one time. Is that valid
for you to be like, well, now I'm scared of
black people. But if you got robed three times and everybody.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Was same week, the same, you know, I think I
hate you.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
No, I think, oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Think about that sometimes. I think about that.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Sometimes because like there'll be like a baby on the
train or like walking slow in front of me, and
I'd be like, if I yell at this kid or
I Michael Jordan in the back of their head, that
will ruin black people for this child for the rest
of their life.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
I could be the one, the one. So I usually
just kind of slide them out of the way with
my foot. But I don't know, I don't think it does.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
It does because you sometimes we are the example of
your you know, whatever group you're in. Sure, but I
think in order for people to figure themselves out, they
got to make these mistakes in private and in public.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
And that ship on something everybody, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Like when I'm on stage and I talk my ship,
They're like, oh, you know, but that other black gay
women might follow you or look up to you. I'm like,
the that's on their own the court. I still got
to be met. Oh no, no, I don't say anything about them.
But you know I've told stories about me, you know,
kissing my cousin and you know, doing drugs and stealing.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
And I think that's just I think I think respectability
in general has to be dealt with.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
That's mass, and that is mass, and just we.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Got to get rid of that idea entirely excellence for
anybody's community, Like aspiring to excellence is corn mediocrity.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
We should negativity.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
I want to I'm not necessarily negativity in Bad Orlando,
Orlando Brown, Oh.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
I knew you were gonna go there. I go there
same same I knew you were going to go there.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Now saying now, why.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
I feel like Denzel could do the Disney Channel, could
have Orlando.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Brown do Flight do John Q. He could do Flight
John Q.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Absolutely absolutely think Orlando Brown. Could you or Fellow too.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
He could do a fellow. He could do Fences. Man,
I go down.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Orlando Brown and Training Day, y'all watch y'all, motherfucking mind, y'all.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Think that's a good movie.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
In Training Days crazy. Unfortunately, he was and his jaws
moving the whole time. Got nothing line, Oh no no.
He was like, no, no, no, no, I got it.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
I got You wouldn't even say line like no, no, no,
I got it.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Orlando Brown a flight as a drunk pilot. Yeah, I mean,
please come on.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
That's not too easy.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Actually was on his side during Baddies, like what happened
with him on bat He was on Batties.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
He was to do his network. That's how with Rasby
is that is they put.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Him with a coven of gay men.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh that's what you're saying? What that all those guys
were gay?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
They were not.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
He was with the I'm not gay no.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
More guy who's still gay?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
He was with Rasby who is.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Not gay.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Oh okay, but nover mind.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
He was abused. I don't know, he's not gay. He
didn't come out as gay. Okay, Sydney is our gay judge.
So I am the dead.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
With my because a nigga ain't raspberry to me.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I'm like that feel that felt on how you do it.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
But that's that's homophobia.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
That's not that is that's ascribing certain things to be
a feminine thing.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I'm like, oh, he's raspberry.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Now, how do you feel about O Marion's body, his
natural body. He's taking her shirt off and people saying
he has be cups on stage?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
You're saying he needs a brazier? How you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Saying it's about bro?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
They said touch a shirt man. Okay, I'm a I'm
a backtrack to something. Yes, excellence of respectability. We got
to get rid of that, but we got it as
black folks. Bro, we are so mean to our legends.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Dog you say, man is a legend.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Okay, maybe not even legend, but let's let's let's put
put it side by.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Side with somebody else in the white community.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Bro Mick Jagger, Mick look like lobster with no Shelly.
My boy has been melting for decades and white people
don't say Nathan.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
He's an open faced boy.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Got the worst build of all time, Like my boy
got an elder ring monster build, like a Dungeon character,
like gravity is doing.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
He is whooping his ass.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Please, whoever's editing this, please include a photo Mick Jagger.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Like today, my boy Mick Jagger looked like the devil
yanking the skin down, trying to get him to come
to hell. But he can only grab the skin, so
the skin coming off, but his body, Mick Jagger so
talented that he's standing strong, but the skin is being ripped.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah, Jagger, you know Marion are on the same.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
No, I'm not, No, I'm not what I'm saying legend.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
I'm saying even the people that we like that our
two thousands legends, our nineties one line, bro.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
We treating these people like they're No, we don't alle got.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Genuine can't wrap it up, because if genuine wrap it up,
can't nobody else sing right now?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
You singing?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Are you on drugs right now?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Singing? Right now?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Are you on drugs?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Right now? Name me a new male singer that y'all with.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I gotta scroll down through my.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
You can't even say yeah, yeah, stuck on you.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
What's the guy I need a dollar?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Dollar?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Is he from today? I feel like from the from
the that is two thousands urban out for his music?
You know he's not. That's not a singer. That's a commercial. Okay,
let me go through my spotify. Hold on a second, y'all,
y'all can't name a singer that.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Y'all can't name a man singer that y'all like after
nine to eleven she just named You don't even know
his name?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
On?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Give me on, okay, hold on, wait, everybody has some
Hold on? I have some safe Larry Larry June.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
He's a that's a rapper. So sans saying fans you
being a gay woman?

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yeah you Odell is good? You getting cracked? Odell sands
you or gay or whatever? Also you're getting cracked that.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
You're getting cracked. To give me on?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yes, absolutely, Wait, go on, hold on Durant Bernard.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Don y'all can't take Don. Y'all can't take Duran. I
can't take Duran, man.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Why can we have him? Don Tolliver?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
That's a rapper who sings.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
He sings, He's a y'all gonna sit here and put
I love with Don Tolliver.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
But y'all gonna put down Tolliver in the same category
as Genuine and Orio this wire, this wire.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
No no, no, no, no no, no, he's he's canceled.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
I don't know sense of that. They're gonna bleep.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, no, I don't want that.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
I'm not standing by her on that, sure, sir, It's
really good.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
One one that.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
All I'm trying to illustrate is that we had a pantheon.
We had a whole slew of very talented male singers
in the nineties and two thousands. Dan and if and
if and if we just she already said that Duran
Bernard is the best.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Literally, I didn't whip.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
You're recycling name, your recycling name.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
We have what point were you're trying to prove that
we don't have no.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Singers that if we our generation, if the younger generations
see us disrespecting our maybe not legends, but our powerhouses,
then we have no base to stand on.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
There is a lot of women in here. I gots
like women.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
I just feel like the white folks let they let
their singers look like absolute.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Well, we let Genuine fall through the state. Yeah we did.
They still they're still paying money to see him live
for sure.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yeah, people hold enough to see him, but we got
to have a little bit of just decorum around our
white people.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Let meat Loaf be famous in the eighties. Bro, you
see a picture of me, know what he likes?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
All high?

Speaker 4 (35:56):
That man like Peter Griffin and they said, let me
have long hair met low.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah, I think he had short hair at one point.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Leon Thomas, girls.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Great guy.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
You didn't say great singer.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I read it though.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
I read it really.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Leon Thomas is really there is army.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
They're just not mainstream yet, but they're out there. But
Genuine has to take the vests off. No, he's got
to put the suits up.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Y'all want genuine leather to come out.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
The leather sets, put them away.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Y'all want to wear whatever he wants. Y'all want genuine.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Y'all want these old head nineties R and B singers
who was used to wearing suits and silk shirts to
come out just like boss man Di lo and I'm
not going for it.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Y'all want him to come out in the.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Big ass Balenciaga sneakers with a Mary Jeans on the
misty boots.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
He needs to.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
I want to be holding a purse.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Like to wear the rick owens up today, knees in
the lords, and I want to fit it real low.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
No, we need the leather vest.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I'm not saying that they need that.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
And you're saying that white people that they are their
legends age blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
That's what happens to them when they get old.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
That's just that's them getting old. When twenty three they
come out looking like Steve Boushimi, So it's like, what
are you going to do?

Speaker 4 (37:20):
I think that something about being a rock star to
white culture comes with a certain agreed with level of
just looking kind of like whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Sounds like about post Malone. It's giving post Is he rock?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, he came out, he was doing rapping, R and B.
Now he's fully a country singer and he gets to that. Man,
he up on stage with some Croc song. He drank
a beer out of his vans. He poured beer or
something into it. He'd be eating cigarettes, doing all types
of cigarette.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
But white people see that and they're like, that's a
rock star.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
That's what rockstar is supposed to do is be messy
and be flawed and have fucked up hair.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
You're not the same, though, but.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
We have black artists like that who we got UZI
he put a thing in his forehead, he implanted a
gam on his like that's rock star stuff for a
touchdown to us to.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Get that same level of agreed upon flawed you know,
uh imagery. You gotta be a rapper, and specifically specifically
a male rapper and specifically an all male rapper.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
You can't. You can't be a woman and be doing that.
We don't allow. We don't allow women.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
A rico nasty. These are people who do even DOCI
was doing like.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Y'all just named three of the most perfect, like beautiful
women of all time.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
What you mean beautiful? But they get and they've done
so many weird things.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Curated edgy is one thing, but I'm talking about showing
up looking like, okay, is this a fifty one to
fifty situation and then having people go, oh, yeah, that's
just so and so yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
What about those girls, the Lululemon girls, Pluto and the
other chick the.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Rappers and they're from Atlanta, So I'm about to sit again.
What about them girls? They're running Hello Christ, I'm about
to sit again. They were then elf ear.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
They are adorable, right, yeah, but they.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Were doing quirky, weird dungeons and dragons.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Beffave you I'm talking about Give us a real example.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I'm talking about TMZ.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
So and so was card so and so was caught
wearing uh san Antonio spurs, Jersey yes and nothing else,
oh a glot some Felo slides and her wig was
sitting t I hat angle and she was just leaving
Dave and Busters and then we don't go.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
It's that, We just go, oh, well, you know, that's
just she's a rock star to do that.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
We don't do that twenty twenty five. They did that
in the early two thousands. That era is gone because
people are too aware of what they look like and
everything in the image. Now, Lindsay Lohan was falling out
a Lamborghini and her with no topping, clapping and.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Everybody was like, yes, what next movie?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
She what's on?

Speaker 4 (40:23):
And Danny Jackson herd titty pulled out yeah and was
demonized until now now. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, like,
we don't we don't give ourselves America does it, and
we don't give ourselves that that energy to be like
man just be a piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Well, because black people famously in this country are not
allowed to be crappy, right even like and I don't
mean to get political, but I'm about to Barack Obama
had to be first in his class at blah blah
blah and top shelfist and eloquently spoken and blah blah blah,
and the and the nigga we got now yeah, and

(40:58):
they can literally be posted like eat yeah and curse
in press conferences. Truck be doing stuff that I didn't
even know politicians could. Like, he just do stuff and
you'd be like, oh, I didn't even know we were.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Allowed to talk like that or see that. When he
threw the toilet paper or the paper towels and he
was like Kobe, I was like.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Oh Obama. Obama had had to be a bad bitch
the entire time. He came in office looking like Zendia
and stayed that way.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Remember when he threw that little tan suit on and
they melted.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
They were like the bay suit, how dare he like
he couldn't even girl. I remember he wore a tan
suit and they lost their mind, tanners out.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
They just were like, it's not navy or black.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Great and we stand.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
I'm not saying we're not standing on the shoulders of
giants with this.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
It's like, yeah, we got Nina Simone and Whitney Houston.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I think I would put in that category of somebody was.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
A rockstar who kind of let her wig shift. Yes, absolutely,
and you can't be without your wig shifting, and we
need to put that on.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
But the wig shift needs to be built into our
expectation of what a rock star is going to do
and become.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I agree the wig shift gotta be.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
We should be waiting for the wig shift because the
wig shift is when oh, you're like, okay this, they're
going super saying, now we might get like the best
artwork that they ever made out of out of this sidebar.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I think we need to stop talking about women's hair,
regardless of natural or fake, because they're saying, oh, lace
where Oh I see the lace. It's waving at me. Okay,
it's lace. It's a material.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Oh I would like it.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I would like a dickmate, a lace lady. How about
that material?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Material?

Speaker 3 (42:45):
And right now the girls are on Love Island and
they're like they ain't got nobody to do their hair.
They're in Fiji, it's humid, it's hot.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
The girls are on.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
TV in a weird experiment.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
A body who's behind the scenes are Anglo Saxon. They're
not fixing those girls braids. Let them be, you know,
shabby looking at towards the end. Now, okay, what would
you do with your hair if you were on Love Island?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Like I was on Love Island? Yeah, what's the how
many units you bring in? Like how many? How many hats?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Like what you're doing with your hair?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Well, the thing is is that you can get wigs
that have the band and you snap the band and
then it stays. You're saying they don't have that, they
don't have that, they don't have that because the girls
want to melt down the lace. You gotta make sure
it's okay. If your hair looks like a wig, it's
a wig.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
It's too hot.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
It's too hot to have a wig on in Fiji.
I'm sorry. If I'm on Love Island and I have
a wig on it's hot, I'm peeling it back just
a little bit so that bomb my brain.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Okay, Okay, well.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
I'm literally I'm wearing the like Fiji is so hot
that you actually should be bald.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
If I can go on Love Island, I'm going straight.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
You buzzn't it? Now?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
How many bombshells? How many of the dudes you think
want a bald batty? And then to get into that,
what the fuck? First of all, I'm so tired of
Love Island filing this mess because everybody is conventionally attractive?

Speaker 2 (44:03):
What is the what's the steaks? Ye stakes?

Speaker 3 (44:06):
They're gonna get off the show. They're still gonna get fucked,
They're still gonna get gonna get.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
They're gonna be crushed.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
So what they don't have riz and they don't have
conversation or they're kind of dumb. That's not enough. I
need somebody on the show with hot breath.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
I need somebody on the show missing a pinky toe,
the honey on their with no hands and taking everybody. Man, Now,
that is the show.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Now, if you have no hands, how you doing the challenges?
And how you making me breakfast? If you ain't got
no hands? You know?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
And right you squeezing titties with.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
No hands, Well you you have the ones that are
touch but you can't squeeze.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
If you don't have no hands. I think titty is
still enjoyable with a with a nub. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Ahead gate somebody who had two nubs.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
If you tie my hands behind my back and tie
and hog tied me and put two titties in the room,
I'll figure out how to enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
But I'm saying, could you date somebody if they had
just nubs?

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Yes, God from Atlanta will body it's some new hand.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Look talking about.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Hands, don't make a person hands make a fist.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
We will put some grilled tongs on each nub and
and call it a day.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I'm not doing this with you when I tell you,
I'm sorry to the nub community, but I'm not sure.
Like no, like, I can't date a new nub person.
I'm with you for a while, nubs got carred.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
If I'm with you for a while and then you
become a nub, that's different.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I disagree.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
I think i'd have to you'd have to come nub nubbs,
pre nubbed. I don't want to fall in love with you,
know yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I just want to keep it one thousand.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I met so many able body people that just was
not cutting it. So if I met somebody who was
able or you know, on the spectrum, and I was
vibing with them and everything.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Well, looks like their devil.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
You take away somebody eyesight, the hearing gonna give way
better you take you take them hand, well, you don't
know what you might get.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Nah, I need you to be somebody. Okay, you know what.
I take it back. I take it back. Okay, because
if you were born with the nubs, then you know
how to use your feet.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Well, if you newly nubbed, you know you.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Did Daredevil become blind or was he born blind?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Walk?

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Literally, I'm saying there could be a dared devil situation
with nubs that we are not factoring.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
And I think Daredevil lost this. Can we fact check this?
He was born blind?

Speaker 4 (46:30):
He lost so he hear?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
And you have to keep that in mind because what
if God forbid knocking?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Where's you might be fucking with the best soccer player
of all eternity.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
I wasn't what if that happens to us?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I wouldn't want to be out the game because I'm
missing I'm missing Edges.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Should I not be loved? Should I not? Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
No, no, no, listen, angeless queens deserve love. I mean everybody
deserves love.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Obviously. Maybe that's the new show.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Nub love Okay, no love, Okay, I actually love that.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Right then, we have to bring this message before we

(47:26):
get out of here. You had a lot to say
about New York last night, and you said New York
isn't me. So I want you to say, we want
you to stand on that you said to us, because they.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Want to start over. What that means just start over.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Like bulldoze the buildings.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
However y'all want to interpret it, I think they just
starting New York over, just just hit the restart button.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Just sub versions of people.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Now is not what made New York great the many
many years ago. Yeah, the New York that you see
before you this is like Midwest. It's not really New York.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
But that's in my and what New York has always been.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
No, New York has always conglomorate of a melting pot
of people from all over the world.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yes, now you were cooler.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Now it feels like rich people or people whose parents
pay for everything who come here and now they're the
face of the West Village.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
And it's like, that's not.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
What I say.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
But when was it? When was it not that? Though?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
The nineties, when was it, So you're telling me back then,
it wasn't the same type of people coming here in
white in their flags.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
This is what New York is.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Harlem wash was flat white. There was different.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
The white people in New York City used to stay uptown.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yep, they never even came down here. I did not.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
They down here now and they're making things real, you know, unseasoned.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Really was like.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Anytime I watched like, I'm like Harlem. Oh, so it
was just always listen.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
The planet's worst descending on this place. Excuse me, this
is what it always was. It was just everybody.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
They gathered their worst niggas and they said, we're gonna
put y'all on the boat.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
We're gonna send y'all to this place that doesn't.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Belong to you called state Nyland, but that is very
for sure, I mean.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
New Jersey, Tomato.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
It's like you're talking about New York the greatest city.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
The Harlem eighties and nineties, it was like there was
enough of them here where we're like, okay, we could
justify calling this like the global center of capital now, right,
But it's always.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Been just boat loads and boat loads the worst niggas
globally and they you just ship them here and ship
them in their pile on each other and the.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Camron Jim Jones Jip said, crack on. Those are the worst.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Literally, No, Sydney, that's literally the worst.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
No, No, I love it, but I'm like you just
named like.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
With a gun at the airport when was going through
security and he left his stuff and left the airport.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
He didn't know, you know that is that's right?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Rock star, rock star, And in yall, I think when
NAT's song came out, that's when, y'all, that's what it
That's when it went down.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
That's what that's when it took it down.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Biggie New York always been surviving something like that. I
think that's what this ship been sick the whole time,
has been alive.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
They said, if you can make it here, this ship.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
The whole time, Great Depression and multiple disease everywhere.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
You always see the pictures of here, y'all always take it.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
In Atlanta during the Great Depression as well, we still
do that.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
They still do that in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Rude the worst niggas, that's what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
I'm just saying, man if if if you gave birth
to an organism and it needed to be incubated the
entire time.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
What about him, Malcolm X Okay, greats just saying name, you're.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Just saying guys for Sir Don Tolliver.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Don Cornelie, Don King, Mike Tyson.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Yes, I'm not saying get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
I'm not saying, hey, I just think we need the
next little restart, which.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
You know, pick for New Yorkers, but yeah, for New
Yorkers who like who who should move here?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Who should move here?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Start over? Top five?

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Top five started over with like Jacksonville people.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
No, no, what lord of people in New York. That's
worst people who are in New York right now. Say
one thing about first forty eight. The Jacksonville crimes never
get solved. The people are bad there. They're burning cars
in broad daylight. For sure, the cars figure out the murders.
We will not be getting cops in Jacksonville are all crocodiles.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
So there's that. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I'm just saying, who's gonna fight n y p D
If it's not Jacksonville people.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Mmater on that New York standing Army of Florida niggas.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
How about we get the Nation of Islam. They had
their change the black is We're like they need to.
I feel like everywhere needs a reset.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
It's not just America needs it, no, not, the world
needs a word set.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
We need to restore it to a factory sentence.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yeah, we need to take the phones away, Take the
phones away, every podcast, Oh, get away, tiktoks get.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
And then we're going to start over and we're gonna
do read. Yeah, what you want us to do would
carry water.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
That's what we gotta do.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
That's what they want to get back to the basics, baby.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Not once I'm working through the process.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
I've never even seen Sydney knocking in transition, and that's
what it's about.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I'm learning right now to be sustainable.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
I'm not on Instagram not because I'm working on myself
and I don't want to put.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Listen I'm down.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
So you're saying, we delete the whole world economy right
now as it is deleted, delete all money, start back
from scratch.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Now.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
If we're deleting everything, are we deleting the music? Are
we deleting the art?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Anything that's not a physical thing can go because the
internet out of here.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
But everything is nothing is physical really anymore money is
not even physical.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
That's what I'm saying. The car.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Yeah, that's it. So we just got to start off.
You go back to bartering, you know.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
So you want to bring it back to like I
am legend kind of.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
You go to a ship club, You're paying for a
lap dance with tiny oranges.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
A bag of nectarines. I'm not showing whole for fruits,
not no citrus.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
I'm not not now, you're not.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Not right now. But if I delete the world economy
and you ain't.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Got no electrolyized, you don't want that do something strange.
I'm not. I'm not boring a whole for any fruits
and veggies.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
And not right now? You're not. Now what about right now?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
What if we ran out of water? Would you show
hole for one of these? And I think I would?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Okay, yeah, because you can only go about three days
without world?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Okay. So we have a mess message just living, messer,
just living. Somebody gives you a gift card. It's only
forty dollars on it messages living?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
What store is it?

Speaker 3 (54:32):
You know?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Where do you shop? Yeah? Where do you shop as
a woman? Sophora? Okay, forty dollars gift card.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
As a man, I'm a lie and I'm gonna say R.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I you got tents at the career, you buying canoes
and kanyak.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
I said them, a live, Well, forty dollars is not
gonna buy you nothing.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Maybe some I said them a lie because I didn't
want my answer to be the same.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
SI gift card only forty dollars on it? Mess or
just living?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I think that's just life.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
That's just life.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I think it's right now.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
It's like, right now the economy gets a little bit better,
we need to fight.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
I feel like a gift card need to have twenty
five fifty seventy five, one hundred.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Weird Okay, forty dollars is a weirdo.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
It's a weirdeness.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Yeah it is, But forty dollars kind of lets me
know you had to decide between this gift or rent.
So do I want to really right on me make
a stand here with my friend who picked a weird
number on the gift card? Yeah, when I know fifty
was right there. Literally it's I see the ten steps away.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
But it's crazy if like you go to you didn't
even figure out how much money was on the card.
You had the spot, you know, you putting things in
a basket. You get to the register, Yeah, and then
they're like, yeah, this is your balance.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I said forty dollars.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Yeah, forty dollars. That's embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
It is not.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Embarrassing, but isn't it a little bit messy to start
shopping before you know what's on the gift card?

Speaker 1 (56:06):
That is crazy. That is crazy.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
That is something that only really good looking people are
going to get away with. So I applaud you for
living your whole life never ever having in the balance.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Yeah know, in the balance. That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
You never I'm like, what, that's the first thing I
would do in abundance.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
It seems like y'all don't get good gifts because I
hold on, hold on. It seems like you don't get
good gifts. You got a forty dollars gift card.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
I'm just like cars and don't check what's I just
going there?

Speaker 4 (56:40):
And that is bad bitch sociar behavior.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
It's been one hundred dollars gift cards whenever I I've.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Never even got a gift card.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
By are the gifts.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I'm a bro, like nobody giving us a gift card on.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Like you a gift card.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
When is your birthday December sixth?

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Okay, we'll circle back with a gift card on six
but gives you let me.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Tell your half from my auntie. My aunt gift it's
gonna happen. That's not because that's because she loved your birthdays.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
December sixth.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
There real gift cards, just all being bad.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
No, no, nix dollars on the gift card. And I
was thankful. I was actually thinking it's gonna be a
six dollars.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
You have a different life, you get gift cards. She
just get just run around like supermarket sweet. She's just
throwing shit on the.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Oh all damn, all right, I wait to fight you after.
That's just crazy to me.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
All Right, we have a question. We have a listener message. Okay,
Hi Sydney and Marie. I'm forty two already.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Miss.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Okay, I'm forty two.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Divorced in twenty seventeen after eleven years of marriage. I
was a proverbial good girl all my life. Twenty eighteen
to twenty three, I dated my married best friend on
and off. What Okay, we've been best since sixteen and
he's been in love with me since. I recently had
a brief friends with benefit situation with my child's godfather,
who happens to be one my ex husband's best friend.

(58:07):
He's also my besties friend and business partner. This insatiable
sex drive I've had since my late thirties, which just
keeps getting worse, has me going through a whole phase
in my forties.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Is this mess? It's just living crazy?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Yes, I like to remain anonymous from South Africa. Oh
is it really anonymous in South Africa?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Well, I mean there's only one person in South Africa.
You feel like the listeners know we talk you right,
what's your thoughts?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
All that?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
There was nothing she ain't say nothing wrong to me.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
That's just living.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Yeah, that couchie breathe.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
That's that coouochie breathe. And they could take a break.
They can beat or not.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
So it's a lot of besties here and a lot
of marriages happening here.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
It sounds pretty crazy they do. But hey, that's she
said her. She says, what forty two?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Yeah, forty two?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Hey something wake up and y'all when y'all hit that latet.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
In general, yeah, thirty I think women out of here,
women hit their sexual peak in their thirty y'all turn
into ancient ancient sex demons. Yeah, I can't relate. I'm
on S S I R S. All right, you know
what I mean, Sonny, you aren't. You are a Maya PA.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
You are.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
She's switching the letters around.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
S S I already you know what I meant.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Clearly you think about sir. Still you're being ablest. I
clearly am working through something.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Your tongue.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
You're working through your tongue. And I'm a lesbian. So
there's that.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
Yeah, don't change nothing. No, you still you know, you're
still a little bit displicy. Yeah, you still have. You
still going through your sexual awakening. But it's like when
one of them commercials where they cut open a tank
of water and then they put the tape on it
to show you how strong the tape is. You just
you just holding it all in with the SS with
the serves.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Hmm.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Okay, you know you're right.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
But it's still there. It's still a day lose just.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
I think they lose word of the day. I think
messes dating people. You know, there's so many strangers out there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
That's scary going back. Strangers keep going back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
It's also kind of messed to cycle sid. It's kind
of mess today. Strangers, I think as well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Strangers be killing folks.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
They literally kill, you know, the most people who most
likely to kill your, people who know you. That's also true,
people you know do kill.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
You, and the people most likely to fuck the best
people you know and all that note.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Zach Zach, Zachariah Jackariah. Fact.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Look, I think she needs to go crazy, go crazy.
South Africa. Yeah, I salute you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
You didn't include your race in here. If you're black, if.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
You're a white South Africa, hook yourself up to act
me dynamite and get up out of here, Get up
out of my face. I don't care what you're doing.
I agree your great grandparents, I know what they did.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
But now the name feels blick. Actually she African Afrikaans.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Yeah, she said anonymous. Please, so if.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
You white South African, go ahead and you will.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Be saying her name on the Patreon.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Go ahead and get up out of our face.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
So much for coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Would you like to leave the listeners with anything you know?
Ask them a question about maybe something that they think
is messy or shared whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Really, whatever it is, the floor is yours.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Ask them a question for your next episode.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Nice like a messy prompts you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Yeah, that could be the clip. Yeah, that is the clip.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Messy prompt.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
I'm gonna say, what's the messiest thing that y'all did
that y'all got away with? Okay, messiest thing that you
got away with that you made it, you made you
made a clean break and you can go crazy with it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Robed the band ain't killed.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Yes, if the statue delimitation, if you want to admit
the murder that's on, you're going to be.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
To the crime.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
How am I necessory? I watched Law and Order SVU.
They know about something. They keep packing the meat or
packing the truck. You don't even look at the detective
in the face. So as a podcaster, if you want
to admit to something that you did, that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Saying here at Heart Radio, come admit to your murder.
Come admit to the bank robbery. You tried to set
it off. You tried to set it off and then
something went wrong. You had to kill one of your
allies and the operation.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
You know, listen, if you a doctor who does bad
batch triassic surgeries, that your answer should be that, yeah,
that's the busiest thing I did in the In the
next episode of I Did It I did it wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
I did it wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
I did it wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Come Through I did it Wrong on I Heard Radio
actually goes crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Y coming this fall? Zach? Where can people catch you?
Where can they follow you? What you got going on?
What you got going?

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Following the Zach Fox on Twitter and Instagram. I'm playing
at Portola Festival this year. No way, I'm playing at
Three Points Festival this year. I'll be back in New
York to do a takeover at Elsewhere in Brooklyn this year.
Marie and said will be there on the list, throwing ass,
doing all of that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Now, Zach. For somebody who doesn't like New York, you
sure as he'll.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Be here regular bit. I do saw forty eight hours
to be here and get out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
And catch him on foot. He's stay walking.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
I did be walking. I love I secretly love you here.
I just had I had to. I got to hate
And just like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
That, we're wrapping you up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Yeah, you're on mess Please keep leaving your messages and
your messy ass reviews on Spotify and Apple podcasts. We
love you much and if I'm gonna be honest with you,
I know we keep saying like we're wrapping up, but
please keep banging your friend's best friend or whatever whoever
you off.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Yeah, and you get one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Subscribed our Patreon because we are adding episodes in then,
and that's it. Mess With Sidney Washington and Marie Foston
is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and
iHeartRadio Podcasts, Created and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston.
Executive produced by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced

(01:04:21):
by Becca Ramos, Edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
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