Evil Sister, Good Nurse w/ Karolena Theresa

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by their sister in life and Syndee's emergency contact Karolena Theresa! An episode full of laughs, pregnancy mess, and Cerealgate pt 2. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
You're listening to MESS.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I don't think you're ready for this, Telly, I'm not.
What's the jelly it's.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I think this.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I'm gonna put it out there. This is probably gonna
be one of the best episodes today.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Putting it out there.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'll put that in a universe. Yeah. Okay, So if
you're listening, go ahead and pause. Now, get you a
little snack, Get your snack, get your juice, get your
big ass doofy ass Stanley Cup, curl up on the couch,
bring your bring your dog that got a little limp,
and let's go. Okay, so dog with a little limp Alexa.

(00:38):
Set time for twenty eight minutes, and then you can
get up in and p twenty eight minutes and then you
can come back to bud. M hmm hmm. Wow, we're
bringing in an infamous guest. Infamous allegedly we always talk
about that's what the people are saying that talk to her.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
M hmm.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, what do you call them? Losers?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I just want to know that what we talk about
here on MESS is for us and you, yep, and
maybe a couple of people that you feel like would
enjoy the Mess and by a couple of people.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
You should be telling ten friends a day about mess.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
And the thing is, it's like, don't say specifics? Is
we like, girl, here's the pod. You gotta listen. That
just promoted like that, don't give specifics. This is like,
don't be one of those tattletale ass fucking clowns.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's like, oh, they was like, you're all right, like
shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, you know on the podcast. I heard that y'all
had said X y Z WHOA.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, what happens on the pod stays on the pod.
I didn't know we were on. I didn't know we
were on the stand right now like overrull overrules. Let's
bring in this guess. Yeah, let's bring her in. Cha.
I think you, I think you will have a great introduction.
Ima cool. So this guest has been on the pod
numerous times. She's uh probably a top a top three

(01:58):
uh from unofficial experts. Yes, she's Sydney's emergency contact still
and yours, and she's eight months pregnant and she and
she came on time make some noise for obviously the
one and only Carolina Teresa's yeah round, oh blah blah,

(02:18):
thank you so much. It is my honor. It is
my honor. Thank you. Now, if you were giving a
thank you speech, who would you think? What top three
people you would think?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
The first person I would think would have to be
my mother for giving birth to me. The second person
I would have to think would have to be Sydney
Washington being my friend. And you're wearing the same shirt
that I also have. Very interesting, Wow, I have that
same shirt but in off white anyways, and the third
person that's like sounds like a different shirt to me,

(02:48):
like literally the same thing.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I I love that you said that, because let's talk
about the Miami trip that we went to that.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I just like and immediately start talking about it. So
you put a pin in it that means hold on
to it all.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Never mind, never mind.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I just want to start off and say I texted
you both and I said, let's be kind to Carolina today.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Let's like gang up on her like you did in Miami.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I didn't hang up on.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
You in Miami, Yes she did, you ru on her side. Okay, well,
now let's let's take the pen. I can't wait to
post them. I can't wait to post a picture Carolina.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Carolina.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I sent that picture to my mother and she said,
it's the same Dame.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
It was different material and a different cut at the top.
We please tell them what happened.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
We're in Miami. It's Marie and we're in Miami. Were
in Miami.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
We in Miami.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Not city girls, no city girls. No white white and
nail polish on the toes. Absolutely always have white tonail polish.
I do sans yourself pans didty. Anyways, so we're in
Miami celebrating Marie and Carolina's birthday both, which is crazy.
It's like on one trip, you're wow. I take them

(03:57):
to an extravagant year.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I think Sydney paid for the dinner that time. She
said she's taking us to cheesecake factory. After that, I
never said that.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Carolina stopped lying, and don't make me fight a pregnant woman.
I don't want to do that anyway. So in Miami with.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
It's the last night. I have on this pink satin
dress mini dress. Like it's cute, it's hugging me, it's
giving me. I got my toes that I'm feeling good.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, it looks amazing. I looked amazing. You had on
a beautiful sequin cowprint dress. That was a choice. It
was a mistake. It was a choice. It was a mistake,
and people make mistakes.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
I think that there's only so much calprint you can
wear when you are also fat.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I'm not saying that.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm for me and the shape of the dress. It
was like a shift dress.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yes it was.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I have a Calprit jean shorts and jacket that looks fine.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I wear that.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
It's not the same thing. It was the color, it
was the sequin, it was the shift dress. It was
a bad choice. You went to dinner in it, though
I did not. You did look cute. Yeah, we're gonna
did not look c win dinner in that dress. Carolina goes,
I think I made a bad choice. I gotta go
back to the hotel and change cool. We go back
to the hotel. Carolina puts on a pink mini.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Dress, same exact shade as Sydney's, and Sidney sitting there like, what.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
The hell is going on?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
What the hell is going on? It looked like two barbies,
and Carolena thought the whole thing was funny. She laughing,
she cackling, She's antagonizing. She said, sister sister, because it
was sister sister, but you made it seem like it
was a different dress. It was the same dress. Was
it from the same place. I don't know if it
was from the same place, the same.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Place it was from Asos? Where was your dress from?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Mines came from China, just like Aso.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
It is the same dress it was, it was a
different material. Yours was stretchy.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Mine was Karlena that she looked the same, the.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Same dress, and it was okay, you know what. It
was fine.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Then we go to a club. She got so angry.
She didn't want me to wear this dress. She was like,
you cannot wear it. I said, we look like two
different people. We had two different hairstyles. It doesn't look
the same. We have two different body types.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
And just to know, I tell y'all right now, then
this betrayer.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
It looked like Sydney and Carolina looked like my backup singers.
You that's what I look like. You know what, Marie,
that's the perfect description of it. It did.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
And you look I mean, obviously you look to you
to get that angry though I wasn't even angry.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
You were angry. But Carolina, you had other dress. Why
would you be angry? It was dressed before you.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
That was only dress that made sense. No, that's not
dress that you had that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
You got clo clubs.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I'm not even a bridesmaid shade.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
We were going to your weddings and then we were
briefing at that way to change.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
I think I changed you changed, I changed set me
into your life. Because he was like Sidney never had
a little sister. I'm gonna send her Carolina. I think
that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's true. So then we go. So then we go
to this club, Club eleven. It's supposed to be a club,
but it's a strip club. It's a strip club. It's cool.
So it's as shaking cities everywhere.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
And we you're concerned about what color dress we got on.
Nobody's gonna pay attention to that. When you got a
lot of hot Latina women walking around with their tits out.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
No, you know what, you're right. But we didn't have
a table, so I was upset. So now we both
looking like twins, no table, just loose at the club.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I was pissed. I said, we gotta go.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I'm out, let's wrap it up.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm gonna I'm calling the car what y'all doing. Y'all
can stay, I'm leaving. That was so funny. Yeah, Carolina,
I said, I was. I was telling my mother that
story recently again and I said, I said, I'm gonna
send you to patch of Carolina said, this is a
different dress, what else? But I loved it.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I was like, you know what, I have never had
a little sister before. And it's easy to get Sidney
rowled up in that way, is it?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, Carolina, let's talk because you're about to have a baby.
And you know you're paid back because you are friends?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (08:15):
And you know what I think about all the time.
I was thinking about it on the train, and I.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Was like, there is a chance that he will be
calm because I have calm people in my family and
Haminae is so calm. Who is calm in your family?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
People? Family?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
That's My grandmother was very calm.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
We don't know her, sure you didn't know her, but
she was very calm. I think my dad has a
calmness to him.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Absolutely, Girl, you better send us a video for the
dump because your dad is always.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Did you buy like that? Your dad is always.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
And there's the money leave me alone? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, But he's just in a calm way. I think
he's not screaming sometimes sometimes Carolina.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well, if you you have to watch her stories, I
mean you got to go to the archives to see
the classic Carolina stories.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
But I did make I did make a thing of
just him good. Also, do you know you want to
hear some mess my sister. Her name is Kendra. She
is an evil nurse and.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Nurse makes it sound like she's killing people. Yeah, she's
a good nurse. Well she's anna betrayer, just like you Marie.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
So girl, she doesn't like being put on social media
and literally respect it.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Literally.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
A couple of days ago, she goes and tells him
that I put him on my stories and I was
calling him to ask him to pick up my friend
from the airport.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
And he's like, maybe I will pick her up. Maybe,
Oh wont just the way you lie? You lie about
putting me on the internet.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I'm like, who told you that, daddy, And no one
wants to tell me. But you know what, my good
brother Parker, my nephew, he told me it was his mother.
So you mad at your dad for not so did
he pick your friend up?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Is this coming in for the baby? Shower he's going
to do. She also won't admit that she did. She
won't admit that she did it, and she goes, all
I'm going to say is that I'm not a snitch.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
You're a snitch.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
And I said, when was I a snitch? Are you
talking about in junior high school? When you lied about
going to see a boy and.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I told on you?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
So you're holding So you're holding that years later, you're
holding that she really liked him. She goes, it doesn't
matter when it happened.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
She really liked him, and you ruined her life. Oh please,
let's talk about this.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
You don't have any boundaries. You don't have boundaries, and
you don't respect boundaries. Don't you don't need to. You
don't know what.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
You don't know what a boundary is. Do not put
me on okay?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
And there's multiples that you will post your dad ashy sleeping.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
As first of all, he's always ashy, So there's not
a time when I can take a video of him
where he's not Ashley.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
That's why he doesn't want to be online. And you
know that's only Father's Day is the other day. Make
sure you get him some body oil or I got
him a card.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
I got a really funny card, but card shade butter
Baby for the Dead.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I got him a card. But now, Krolina, I feel
like ash, this kind of follows you around. We gonna
make sure.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
If you're saying this, because that's why I put lotion on,
because I knew you even try to talk bad about No,
we would never, we would.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
We would.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
This is the this is the end. It's a cloak.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
It's a protective cloak. We don't really go at you
now that you with your nails are really cute. Let
me see you all.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Guy said, you look amazing. I miss you. Okay, well
let's talk. Let's what's the messiest thing about being pregnant?
What's the messest thing about your life? Right now? There's
so much I don't want to do to t M
I top well, we don't need a tm I, but
give us some semi to to. I don't even know what.
There's so much thought. You went to war. What's up?

(11:57):
She's a she's a veteran.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Honestly, at this point, I've been through so much. What's
the messiest things about being pregnant?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Well, well, your tit's hurt a lot I think everyone.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
No, there's a lot of stuff they don't talk to
you about, and they can find out. Everybody knows about
the tits. Do what happens that they don't talk about?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Tell us?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Tell us, well, First of all, the feeling of a
being moving inside of you is both disgusting and and
like beautiful at the same time.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
You want to cry.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
But then also you're like, I'm an alien. There's an
alien inside of me. That's the weirdest feeling in the world.
They don't tell you how tired you're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
No, we know we moms are always talking about how tired
they are.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Maybe I wasn't listening to moms, girl, and listen to moms,
I think, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I mean, did they tell you how to know you're so? No,
this is before the baby comes, Like you just can't
feel like we went out the other day where I
saw you.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
The next day, I was on a commission, and let's
talk about this mess here.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
This is mess that I've missed Carolina, knowing she's a tired,
pregnant lady, wants to be outside. You want to go
to you messaged me the other day. I want to
go to the club. I want to go to this party. No,
you sent me a flyer said no words. I said,
what is this? What's this?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Man?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I want to go to this party.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I did want to go to that party. Keleny, you
wasn't gonna make you were not gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
And it wasn't wasn't it an LGBTQ is the LGBTQ plus?
Are you the plus? Are you?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Are you a gay keeper?

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Are you the LGBTQ gate keeper the Berolina. The baby's
the plus?

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah, the baby's the plus. The baby has actually been
to many LGBTQ parties.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yes, if he comes out gay, we know why exactly,
that would be fine with me.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I don't know Carolena would actually prefer a gay baby.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
I will tell you you know, on New Year's Eve,
I was pregnant. I did not know that I was pregnant.
I'm want to tell the story, but just please understand,
I did not know that I was pregnant. I went
to the gay rave on New Year's Eve, and I
know what one does the gay race.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
The next day I went and got all you can
eat sushi.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
That's why you're doing some Sultan there, and that's why
you back and forth in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
He probably but he's probably doing very beginning. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
He was.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Doing Lady Gaga in there. Can we talk about this
all you can eat sushi? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Sick?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Why where was this? It's in Queens. It's so amazing.
I will take you there one day.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's you lost me at Queen's.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
No you guys, and that's so sad because Queens literally
is the best representation of New York City.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Girl, I'm gonna pray for you, and I'm from Queens
and I represent Queens all day every day.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
You think you're a queen, you think you're the best
representation for New York City.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
No, Queen's the borrow is asking if you think you
are honestly, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I could be.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
She does be hard for Queens.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
I could I rep First of all, I rep hard
for Queens, and I feel like, yeah, I could be.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Excuse me, that's I didn't say nothing. You want to
fight Karlina, I too will fight a pregnant lady. Okay,
Carolina another.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
What what is something that's not messy that you're looking
forward to after having the baby?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
A nice cold, crisp glass of Sally. I'm block.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
You want me to bring you a bottle at the hospital.
Oh cold?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I want to cold, and I want it in a glass.
Don't give me a plastic cup. I wanted in a glass.
She said she's bringing to the hospital. She's got to
bring a glass. They're not gonna let wine in the hospital.
Stop me. If the baby's out, I.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Want a nice cold class, preferably from town, Carolina.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Well, you know you're gonna be breastfeeding, so I don't
think you could do that many people. First of all,
pumping dump.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
That's literally you pumping dump or it's just like I
don't know, Like I feel like, are.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
You listening to white woman in the Hampton's. Of course
they're a dumping Can you can you do it? Yes, sir,
I guess you can, and you can. You can't.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
You can literally just squeeze it out. I squeezed my
nipples the other day and a little bit of liquid
came out.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
She called me and told me this, and I didn't share.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
That you did. Yeah, anybody could just you know, mute
that out. How much liquid? Let's talk just like literally
one little drop and one little drop.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
So you did it on both Yeah, I squeezed this
one and that, and then Liquen came out.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I was like, and then I was like, my mom
was fair? Did you call all your husband and be like,
maybe you want to do a taste?

Speaker 4 (16:28):
I saw this thing on Instagram where this woman has
been breastfeeding her husband for like years and she has
complete control over him.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
So I would breastfeed homine.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
I would. That's mad. I'm crazy now the people thought
will mean whatever she said. You imagine your husband just
does whatever you say because you breastfeed him.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I don't want to breastfeed him. For him to do
what I say, he should a kind of you know,
do what I suggest. He's already been inside you. He
should definitely do what you say. Yeah, that's not real.
That's not real. It's how marriage works. Okay, that's true. Sorry,
I'm just being realistic.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
That's not how I'm marriage work. He said sexual things
to me as I mean, I listen to everything he says.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Well, we know that to be online, and you post
him as well, exactly.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Like you just this idea that like, oh you should
you're supposed to like listen to your husband and the
and the wife and the husband listens to the wife,
and we just always just do what each other says.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
What but you bought this and you said, help girl,
he's gonna kill you before you'll kill him.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
No, he would never. You wouldn't even touch a fly.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, but you said that the lady controls the man
with her breast milk.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yes, I think so. It's very it's very witchy. I
love what I should do what I should. This is
why Caroly take some of the breast milk important, you.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Know that's I think you need to tell him that.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I'm so glad I'm not at six thirty nine. I'm
so glad I got out because if you have put something.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
In my stuff, I wouldn't do that to you.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yes, a little breast of milk in Sydney's creamer.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
And you know I'm gay. And then all of a sudden,
I'm like, is Krolina hot? Like you wouldn't you would
do some nasty ship like that guy. I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
I mean the way you just said it made me
kind of be.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Like, And remember when you drugged your father, I didn't
drug him very quickly he went into So the way
that it works is that they know that my parents
owned the building that we lived in.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I lived there.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
That's not It just makes Hillary Banks okay. Anyways, the
fact of the matters. He went in there when I
was not there. He went into obviously as the keys.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
He went in there. He was supposed to be doing
something either way.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
He found some sorrow and he drank it was like
a bottle that was like this big, big ass had
They drank this much of it and it had THHC
in it, So it was weed sorrow and he drank
so much of it that he didn't know there was
weed there.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I wasn't there to tell him.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
He went to the hospital because he thought he was
having like a stroke or a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
But what a cool stroke that was? No, it's not cool.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
And you don't know wait because my stroke feels very
like aggressive. But to be so high that you think
you dying, that's like a never he's never been high yet.
That doesn't sound fun.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
It was.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
What did What did the doctor say to him when
I told him I left. I was at the pool
in New Jersey. I left. I come in there.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
I'm crying.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I'm like, oh my god, my dad, my dad.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
And I go in there and I'm like day and
he's sitting there and he's like so like.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
A little fat, little chunky chunk. He's like this, and
I'm like, daddy, what did you eat? What did you drink?
Did you do this? Did you know?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
He's like, I just had some sorrow, I said, I said,
how much sorrow?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Mind you? Wearing the what's it called the emergency room?
So it's like, you know, just a sheet.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
And there's a guy next to us, and he's like,
I had him just a couple of glasses.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I was like a couple of glasses.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Grace said, daddy does because my mom's not making it
because it has too much sugar in it and he
needs to relax with sugar. So he was just like
a little Goldilocks, greedy little thing.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
He was like, mind you, this is a sorrow that
I used to drink all pandemics. It's the ball pandemic
long and you only needed a little bit, like a
little yeah swim plans.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
This man drank like three fourths of the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
That's wild.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
There was this much left. Also, he lied about a
couple of glasses. I was like, you must have took
it to.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
The head girl, Hey yeah, yeah, he had a straw
in it. No, I'm just saying, you need to find
that lady's contact again because I need some of that. Yeah,
me too, bring that to the hospital, bitch ya okay,
so bring that for the baby. You know what I
see on TikTok is a lot of people men are
bringing sushi boats.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
I'm not bringing a sushi boat.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
I don't want a sushi but I don't want I
don't want to enjoy sushi in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Maybe I'll change my hand. Enjoyed sushi in the hospital.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
But everyone's doing it. That's telling you that's the trend.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I don't want hospital dust and crumbs in my sushi.
You're bringing sushi.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
To the room where I just like, God knows what
to get this baby out.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, and yourself. You can shut your.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Guy by the way, hope you know that, you know?
And fresh oysters and they were like orses. No, that
feels like cross contamination.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
No, No, I think I just want a big old pizza.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Hold on shocking oysters, shucking.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Shucking whatever. What I say, shut shockings in the hospital
is crazy. It was Sona. I was looking.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I was like, and this is what y'all think is like, oh,
my man, my may and my man, he thought.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
About no, But I mean it is a nice gesture.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
It's just kind of nice. Wrong time.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, yeah, y'all gotta go home.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah, you can't wait. I want to date pizza. I
want I want a bunch of different kinds of baked goods.
Because I'm gestational diabetes, which is like my placenta's giving
me diabetes. I can't have to like not have sugar,
and I have to take insulin stuff. So I want
to just be fat and eat a bunch of sugary things,
but not so much candy, like actual baked.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Goods will hold on. So I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
So you you have gestational diabetes, right, yes, so after
the babies war, so now you want to go away,
it'll go away.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Gestational it means pregnant. Okay, Oh you.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Should have said that.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, like diabetes, I didn't know it was a thing.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Yeah, so pregnant, Well, I mean I didn't you would
know if I had diabetes before I was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Weren't you chewing up before? No? I was the omp
I was shooting up?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
You weren't no before I had I honestly think the
Ozempi got me pregnant because I have pc os and
it's really it's supposed to be very hard for people
with pcos to get pregnant.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Any semi glue tide, any we go V what's the
other one?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Any other?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Any of those?

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Anything where you're just I would say, manuro manjaro, any
semi glue tide. I have another girlfriend who's pregnant too,
and she has PCOS and she was also on the
on a semi glue type.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Okay, girls, let's go get that. Don't go, no, no,
you know, be careful. The thing is, if you have
be careful, be careful, you can't no way. I thought
everybody wanted to get pregnant.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I mean, if you don't want to get pregnant, like
if you don't want to, I mean you have to
planning to get pregnant.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I wasn't trying to get pregnant. I thought Ozempic was
getting people pregnant because you know, when they got the
slim bodies, you know, people couldn't keep their hands off them,
shocka laca and now there's more babies.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Oh, so are you saying that in order for someone
to not be able to keep their hands off.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Of you, that you have to have a thin body.
How did you let her walk you into this? She
didn't walk me into nothing.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Okay, yeah, expect I have no it's okay. It's okay
that the people will just see the fat phobia.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
That I've been dealing with for years now. Yes, now
you have to be skinny witches. You have to speak
up and gone. You have to speak up first, because
they have called this fat phobic before.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yes, we are not.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
We rebuke that. Keen keen. Yeah sure, Darlina, can you
please explain you're like fat, fat fat fat fat? But
then if we say, okay, fat bitch, then I don't
even have to say anything because you just called me
a fat.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
No, no, no, you call yourself that.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
No, say we're not so big. They say we're not
so big, you fat bitch. You know what, I'm gonna
take that out. I'm gonna take that.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm buying for the restident.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I'm not here, y'all. I'm gone laughing. I'm going I'm gone, baby,
no more.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
In scene, she's out the glasses, no.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Girl, But I'm saying, like this is stuff that you
would say, like I'm beautiful, black fat bitch and then
never say so what you say?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I don't know what you I don't know we were
living in the house for years.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
That I've never said that before.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I don't Marie what.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
She be saying.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I didn't know her.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, seems like seems like you're the only one who
It's weird. It's crazy, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
That she said big Mama?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Clip that that and then write fat phobia? We were
actually you know what, this episode doesn't need to be released.
We could keep this in the vallamed. We're gonna put
this on the Patreon.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Actually, yeah, because you're ashamed of your fat phobia?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
No, not never Big?

Speaker 6 (25:43):
How gonna be my best friend is? I'm not even
gonna say the words, Hearlena.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
How many names is your baby gonna have? Yause?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I know you have your full name is like Carolina, and.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Well you know what he's got to have.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
He he's Muslim, so his names are pretty Muslim in
African except I will tell you and I can't say
what his names are except for obviously his last.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Name will be where Drago.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
What's why are you saying that? Like I'm supposed to
change my last name to where.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Drag and I'm just Carolina Teresa.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
It sounds it sounds kind of game of throw.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
His middle name will be Dullas after my dad.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Oh okay, what is that? Hm, why do you think
my baby's gonna be? Actually? If my name him Dallas,
you know, I just I don't.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
I know you told me the name and then dulls. Yeah,
I don't know if baby getting any asked. That's like
a crazy name.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
You think you already think about the baby getting asked. Literally,
I just thought to myself, like, no, you have to
think about the future because you're like, oh, I'll get
this cute.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Name for his future, babe. The last part of his
future I'm worried about is him getting asked. He doesn't
need Like what, why don't you want him to have
love in his life?

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Of course, But I don't think that's something that I
need to worry about. I think it'll happen naturally.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I wonder what person names their child Herbert. Okay, but
his first name is not Herbert. His first name is
gonna be I'll say it. It's gonna be Zaane Numba,
and then his middle it's gonna be Dullus with Draco
and that's the I don't know if he getting a job. Baby,
that's crazy. That's a lot I like saying, you think

(27:49):
that that's bad. There were other you know, I didn't
choose that, right, I think you do.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
So how how who got to choose Hamede put you know,
Hamede's mother and brother because father passed away, and Berkina
Fosso put together a list of names that they got
from the mom in Burkina Fosso and then from that list,
hammade chose a couple and then he talked to me
about them, and Zane was to me with the best one.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
But yeah, what about Zayne? My sister wanted to name
Zaye James. What's the other one? Well, the hell is Jane,
because you got it? You need some name James. And
it's Noomba. I don't forget. Numba is silent.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
It is.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Because it's imply because when he goes to school or
get well, maybe.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
If you go to school, nobody's calling you Sydney Elizabeth Washington.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Well it was Britain. That's my middle name, Okay, but
she calls you Elizabeth, so I call everybody Elizabeth for
the streets it's Elizabeth and your son's left used to
used to.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Be Sidney Elizabeth. And then she started throwing into everybody, said, oh,
I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Elizabeth is everybody's middle name for the streets.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
What's your name Britain? Britain? Interesting? My mom wanted to
make sure I get it Sydney Washington.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Well, man, No, that's a great name, but there's nothing
I can do about it. It's the culture, you know
what I mean? And I feel like when it comes
to the cultureself, sometimes I'm just like whatever, why whatever,
cause it's just like I don't know, it means so
much more to them than it does to me. Like
to go through that whole process and then go to
the mom and like, you know what I mean, like

(29:22):
do all that for me?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I would just pick a name, but what about your culture?
Don't you have culture?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I put Dulls in there. Oh right, we're back. That
might just be the time his name being said and
now we're saying it's so much girl.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Dad, don't you miss me? Like when I was there?
He loves you, guys, that's he he does when he
sees me, Like that's what he looks like all the time.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Like I get a little smile from you. That's his favorite.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
He'd be like, look at you, look, look, look look at.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
It, Marie says Marie goes hi. He's like, yes, this
is yeah, you're sweet, sweet jellious. Yeah, it's gonna call
him dullas. You know, nobody calls you by your middle name.
I have like three middle names. Nobody calls me though,
Yeah that's your middle name. I'm not telling you why,

(30:19):
you know one of them Luisa, Luisa, Luisa, Teresa, Lisa,
Louisa Yo. Y'all was playing. They they when it was
making putting the names, they were just doing the shifting around.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
It were like they were like remember that the paper
thing that you had to go like this.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
And then the last one is Songhai, the Origami Songheim
song Hai s o n g h a y.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
That's also your middle name or you got a little
Asian in you.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
M hm.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I actually don't even remember what song Hai is from.
My sister's middle name is Schmookine.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
What all right, I think we've done. It's my name.
It's a Mayan name, schmookin a schmoo.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
You don't even know.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
It's like a dessert, a little bit. No, it's it's
a can we get a schmookine for the table.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
You're making hungry cheesecake factory?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
We don't. You got just just stational diabetes. Baby, can't
have cheesecake factory. Today, let's talk about how this is mesk.
Carolina is allergic to shellfish.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
And has been the entire time and continuous.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
In that back.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Caroleina has not been allergic to shellfish the entire time.
She developed the shellfish allergy, and she beat the shellfish.
The shelfish energy be beaten. Yours have beat the shellfish allergy.
Sometimes I make mistakes and I miscalculate how I can maneuver.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
What do you mean? Carolina has a shellfish allergy and
she went to all you can eat shrimp dinner with
me and my situationship was.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
One of Marie's lovers. And I will say shout out
to Marie for having generous lovers.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Mm hmmm. I've been on a couple of little dates
with her lovers. M shut out to Yeah, so, but
let's they still dead to me though, Yeah, absolutely dead down.
But so this day went well. But let's talk about
the time where then you had to go to the
hospital when I was pregnant. Yes, I went to the hospital.
I was pregnant. It was really scary.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
What kind of because you had?

Speaker 4 (32:19):
I had shrimp from the Chinese takeout and I went
into anaphylactic shock and my tongue swam.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I was like this, it was both swelling. It was
out of my mouth, my eyelids, my nipples, my vagina
all swoll up, itchy hives everywhere. Every single part of
my body was covered. How many shrimp did you do
you think you ate? I mean I had a shrimp
and broccoli.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
What do you mean you had?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
You ate the whole thing?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah? I was hungry. Oh, well you know, you know
they scamp on the shrimp though, No, there was shrimp
in there. There were shrimping there. New Food King, you
know it.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Oh I love New Food King.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Shout out to y'all New Food King. This episode is not.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
You almost killed my friend? Well she almost killed Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yeah what?

Speaker 4 (33:05):
And I was crying because I was so scared. This
never happened to me before. That was the worst reaction
I've ever ever had in my life. And I was screaming, crying,
I like run into the ear. I'm like I'm crying man,
I can't even talking of crying. All these West Indians
because I went in our neighborhood. All the nurses are
standing in the coming.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
And they're like, why she crying?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Why she crying?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
You were giving it still crying, get will Smith and
Hitch except I was crying sobbing, screaming, crying, and they'd.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Be like, stop crying. You're making him blood brushy. Literally,
they were so annoyed with me. They'd come back and
be like, you're still crying. Oh gosh, Carolina, You're perfect.
I love this Carolina. But how's Carolina?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Man?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
We didn't gotten so many arguments, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Yeah, but you also called me the other day and
you were like, you know what, Carolina, Actually you were
the best to me, and I love you so.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Much because you're pregnant.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I gotta know, no, because without me, you realize that
I was a treasure and a gift.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
To you, and I was so sweet to you. Iated
you like you remember you bargain in you know, no, no, no,
I remember you barging into the rooms and apartment doors
with no regards and no pants, no bron no shoes,
no service, just coming in, uh to the Sydney's bed.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Make sure she was okay she was?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
What if I was trying to flick my beand what
if I was trying to what if I was double
locking door? What do you think I was doing? There
was the lock the door, the door. I've never seen
your door locked. I would lock the door in my
bedroom when I wanted to. She would catch me. I
would check in for your room like that.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
No, it wasn't a while, but just in case. You
never know, because I knew if you had caught me,
you would never let me live it down.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I'm good, it's I Actually I stayed on my side.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
So did she?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Did she ever walk on you masturbating or about you
or about to finish? I mean, you really sham wiled
the situation. I was like, I think I'm good off this.
I don't really, I don't need to.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Come to that.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
And you just waited till I was gone, like you
knew I was not there. I don't believe you never masturbated.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Please don't lie. I mean you waited till I was gone.
It was dark times for me. I won't lie. Yeah,
you were masterbating everyone. As are you saying you weren't.
I said, it was dark times for me.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, so you I don't understand that because when I
have dark times, I still masturbate through the dark. And yeah,
nothing makes you feel better than an orgasm. That's why
I'm like what Yeah, but then I wake up and
then I'm still there. So I was like, I was like,
you know, but it's I did.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
I did masterurbate.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
It was good.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Thank you, you you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I was just afraid of you know, your husband coming in.
You would never go in your room. He's so respectful.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
We were we were at the the obg y n
today and she had had to prop my legs up
in the syrups and I was like, like, you ain't
never seen any bore process like.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Myem was the husband. He was like, oh my god.
I was sitting there laughing my legs wide.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Look at him. Know.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
The last time I was at the gynecologist, I had
this like older white dude doctor and.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
He was like, Foston.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
You know, I know a Foston a doctor, A great
guy out on the island. Any relation he's in my legs.
I said, yeah, I think that's my uncle.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Oh great guy. He's saying this inside my body.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Oh my god, I said, hello, why.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Not you?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I think that's my uncle. Yeah. I was like, I
think that's my uncle. Yeah, great, great guy. I was like, yeah,
now you loved it.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Karlina and Marie have a really great relationship. They hardly argue,
never get into we.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Don't really argue because I'll be right.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
No, let me tell you something. Nobody really people don't
really argue with Marie.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
She's a sorceress and I you have to realize she's
a sorcery. We'll get at each other, but I'm t
you too. You don't get as mad at her as
you do it me.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
You talk, but it's.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Different adult talking about we are adults. When I know
that Marie is not gonna cry. O, Carolina, you you
do have watery eyes. Pull out, you pull out the
tears so quick, cry right now.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
I just would have you know it was a friend.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
And I'm like, whoa hold up. Sydney and Carolina are
are twins in that like cause, but Sidney, Marie, you
do cry. You do cry, You cry on a dime.
But he turns it off quick. Sidney will be sobbing
full halle.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Berryer oscar and then literally I'm not good at in
the second she's done, you draw it out, got in.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
To draw it out.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
I just I'm not good at controlling my emotions that quickly.
That is I'll never forget. One time I was in
We're Sorry. I was in Scotland with black Jasmine and.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I turned to black. You could have just called her
Jasmine on the but she has two jasmine, so so
you guys, but the listeners, yeah, black jazz, black Jasmin
in a while to say, master, what I'm black? Why
why do you call the other.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
One white jazz?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, because she's not white, she's Latin. Call her. She
just calls her Jasmine.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Why black Jasmin can't just be Jasmine? Well, Jasmine. Other
Jasmin's my cousin. And I've known other Jazman cousin Jasmine.
And then call the other one Jasmine.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Okay, I could call her, it's too late now she's
solution orient you. But it's too late now you years
of black Jasmine.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Okay, all right, I'm sorry. I'll try and then you
and then.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
You got me be like wow was black jasman? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Anyway, and she calls me on my phone.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
The phone says black Jasmine, Princess Emojim, brown skin.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, so you are in Scotland with Jasmine.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yes, and I just remember, like, I don't know what
happened to me, honestly, it was sad. I just I
think I was like just very emotional because I had
had a miscarriage, thank you. And then I was in
Scotland randomly at some crazy ass party and I was
like this and I turned to her and I was like.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
And she just looks at me and she goes walk away.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Do not cry for all these white people, right right?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
But that's something to cry about. Also Scotland, I mean
the parties wasn't that pop and so that was the
time to cry. Like that party specifically was crazy. Everyone
was so fucked up. But that I thought that was
your your speed, but it is nice speed.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
But in that situation randomly, I just had like it
come on to me and I just looked at her
and she was like, don't you do.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
That's not the tears I'm talking about, but yeah, I'm
talking about the weaponize.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
No weaponized I'm sensitive and so are you See I
don't say that to you know. My sister said to me,
she said, I cried to manipulate people.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
And I stand by Andra. I don't stand by that.
I don't stand by that because I don't, she said
the night, and now we're saying, yeah, Kendra, Kendrew has
known you longer than anybody else, literally your entire life,
so if anybody knows what your tears mean.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
She also said, I don't think I've ever cried as
much as you've cried in my life. That you cried
one day, and I said, that's that, and so that's that.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
I wish you, Kendra.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
No, No, I don't our dry eye friends. Yeah, they
dry eyes.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
I remember one time I was on the phone with
Marie and you, and Marie was like, and I was
getting emotional and Marie goes, no, Carolina, you better suck
that tear back in.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
It's okay, you're Caroline. I just want you to know
I loved that you're an emotional you know, neple baby,
queen Latina, Afro Latina, like amazing actress, comedian, Like I
love all of that about you. But then you just
just been doing a lot because like win the situation

(41:18):
with your cat, I mean, how did hold me? You
panicked me and you put me in a place. Let's
let's set the scene. Carolina went away on vacation for
a whole month. I went to Africa for our pride,
for pride, and then I was stuck in up to
meet my f to meet my husband's family. Carolina. Carolina

(41:42):
went to Africa for pride for a month to meet
her husband's family. Left Sydney home with two cats that are,
let's be honest, not that well behaved.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Good as well behaved, sure, but you can get you
can't lie. The other one is kind of bad. He's back,
he's a little bad. And that's the one that went missing.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
He killed a bird and he hid in her room,
which was crazy, Carolina. You know what was crazy? I
found a dead bird in her room. You know her?
Crazy me on FaceTime with you, like.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
He wouldn't leave.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
I know him.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
You don't know that cat you met.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
You got him off the street.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
When he was a baby, found him outside.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
You wouldn't go outside.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
You found him outside, found him. He belongs to God. Girl.
You didn't find him. No, no, no, wait, first of all,
I thought I found him. It was some other cat
that looks just like him, because he's an outside cat,
because he's a one of a kind. No he's not.
He looks like any other tuxedo cat. So, Sidney, how
long was the cat missing for? And when old down week?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
And when did you tell Carolina in that week that
the cat was missing? I text Hommiday. I text him
one day two point five. So you told Hommedy before
you told me, because he knew what to do. I said, hey, man,
I don't know where uh George's I've been looking for him.

(43:03):
He's like, oh, you know, he's probably mad we're not there. Yeah, yeah,
that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
I said too. I said, okay, so I should I
tell Kelena?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
No you heard that?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
He said no, well I think he Do you want
me to get upset? I said no, no, no, no,
well he'll come. He'll come and then let's ask and
then click he hung up on you.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Pretty good, yeah, and then and I said okay.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
And then I did a Barbie story on on Instagram
and telling everybody what's going on because then I found
the dead bird and well no, yes, then I found
the depth and people were like, that cat is gone, sis,
if the bird is dead, where is he?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
And I was like, guess, but you know that he
was giving you a gift. He's an ass.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
That's a bad gift.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
No, that's when cats kill something and give it to
you as a gift. They're literally saying, I'm hunting for you.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Here is food. I hear what you're saying, but it's
still a bad gift. A good cat would have left
a bottle of rose or something under the ball.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
But anyways, he jumped out of the window and Carolina
was crying screaming.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I was like, I don't have a place to live.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I'm on the streets. I'm on the streets like the
cat was when.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
She actually was so devastated, and it was kind of
embarrassing because I was around his nieces and they're teenagers essentially,
and one of them was like, you should not cry
in front of it.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Basically, she was like, you should not crying for they're
just the African culture, the culture that you should not
cry in front of them.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
If you need to cry.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
People who have it worse, they're like, if you need
to cry, you should go in your bedroom and cry.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
So it's a privilege to cry.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
And no, that's not what they.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
I'm seeing an adult crying like that, I think, because
I mean, what do you think about I am the
adult in the room when there's just me and a
nineteen year old and an eighteen year old.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I'm the adult. This is crazy. So they were just like,
WHOA like? And people just don't cry. I think people don't.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Cry like that.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Carolina blamed me for this cat. I didn't blame you.
You blamed yourself. No, no, you blame me. Carolina's like,
you know what he means to me.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I didn't say that. You wouldn't just leave like that.
I did say that.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
I said that cat had a First of all, there
was a big asshole in the screen. Yes that y'all
never got fixed. Well you know why because y'all let
him be on legs. No, because wouldn't fix it. So really,
Dallas is.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Then I put up the missing cat photo and then
that's when it all went downhill.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Your dad. Your dad called me and he said take
it down.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
He said take it down.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
He said take it down right now. Wow, he said
take it down, he said first.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Because he's paranoid and he didn't want people to be
like he was like, you're not your phone number.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Random people are gonna be calling you and they're gonna
find you and they're gonna kill you.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Literally, because people were like, oh, I got the cat.
I got the cat. They're not sending no photos, but
they're like, all got the cat. I meet you. That's assisting.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
They said, I'll come meet you to say that you
have the cat.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
And you're not saying you're just lying because you want
to come kill her. I mean, that's that's it crazy.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, And I said so, And I said, handsome reward.
What was it, sis, What was you willing to offer
for the reward?

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Well, this was in twenty twenty four, in the summertime.
I was making some month. I mean I was willing
for five.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Hundred really or the cat that ran out.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Yeah, but then I wouldn't be paying you rent.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Oh that's true. Okay, I can get that. I get that,
but you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I hear you.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
But Mike, honestly, George means that much to me that
I would accept that. George means the moral to me.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
You were upset, but you also upset my friend about
that cat situation. I was crying to Marie.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I was crying, and everybody was like, first one, I
never said anything that was like you're a bad person,
she felt.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I know you did imply that it was her fault
by saying he would never leave, he would never do that.
I don't see the connection there.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Oh you don't.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
It's not the cat's fault that it's gone. It's Sydney's fault.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
That he's No, that's not what I was saying. I
was just saying I know my cat, and I don't
think that he would leave me. So she threw it
out the window. No, I think I think something happened.
I don't know what happened, and.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Left for a mom.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Drank pride.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
What you keep saying over and over again, like that
was my choice? And oh wait wait, hold on like
I did it on hers the best part, This is
the pressed part. Okay.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
So the next day I'll call Carolina. She's like, can
you just turn the phone around. I'm gonna yell. I'm
gonna yell his name. I'm gonna yell his name. Just
I'm gonna yell his name. Can you just put me
by the closet.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yep, George, George, George. Oh okay, okay, can you go outside?
Can you go outside right now? He's gonna hear my voice.
He's gonna hear my go outside right now, Sydney. And
then I walk downstairs. George George, that's not the way
I say on speaker, Yes, yes, you did you. Cat

(48:03):
people are sick, sick, I tell you so.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
I'm outside in the in the George. I would be
coming home every night after I would go to every
show and I'm like, yo, I would tell them what happened.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I'm like, what do I do? People were like, yo,
you got to get another cat that looked just like No, no, no,
my George.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
His personality is so specific, and his look and his personality.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I could never be.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Fool give me. His personality is so specific.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
He's just a boy cat.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
No, he's not.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
He is a very specific personality. You know.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
He has a specific personality. Okay, thank you. And she's
not a cat person. I know because I met Sydney
kind of as a cat person, a cat person. I
gave him a whole cats up. Now, you love my cats.
You talked about them, But you love my cats.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
She likes them as friends. She don't love them. Sis.
I think love is a strong word here.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Okay, Now let's get into the most important part. You

(49:19):
had this baby. I want to be called a friend.
I don't want to be called auntie. Are you auntie? Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Marie? Is that French tanti tatsy got'sy's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
I think that's what I'm friend.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
No, no, your friend.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
It's so cute.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
You want the baby to call you friend sid that's weird.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
I'm not. I want you to understand I am somebody's aunt.
I have, I have nieces and never Okay, I'm not
their aunt. So I don't dare I be the aunt
to someone? Now? Yeah, I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
I hear what you're saying. It's me same friend, Sydney.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
They're like some woman named Sydney is on the phone
to talk to somebody.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Oh, they don't even know you. You should be t Sydney. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
And I also think it's it's my child who you're.
You and I are so close.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
That doesn't make any sense to me, is that I'm
close to you. I don't know that boy. You're gonna
know him.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
You're gonna know him in the beginning. Miss Sydney, she
would love you.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Think she would like her call you Miss Sydney, Sydney,
Miss Sydney. That's funny, Miss Sydney. Miss Sidney.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
My mom said you lost the cat.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Miss Sydney.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
My mom dropped me off outside she said, you're gonna
watch me.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Hellol, I think this is a problem. It's an epidemic
that people their babies.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
And then here's here's t T here's Auntia and you
got like you got like twenty friends. You're gonna confuse
the child? Who is my real aunt?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Well it's Ken Drogs. He's really it's technically just calling
every Oh this is this is TT Melissa, and this
is T t Aldie and T t Emina.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
And you're like, people don't do that, like I've made
this up. No, no, no, I'm saying that you just
don't like the concept. It's not a problem.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
I'll see a friend I haven't seen in years.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
Oh, here's Kevin said he don't know men't okay, but
in this instance, you're gonna know my kid, right, you
don't know the hospital marine?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Yeah? What's saving your blanc and pizza?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I think we just like we're vlogging? Can we blog? You? Can?
You want pepperoni? You want meat lovers, which no, no, no,
I just want a Plaine cheese pizza or meat lovers.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I don't really love pepperoni, but I like the other meats.
But pepperoni is gonna be on the meat lovers. I
do love a sausage on a pizza. I do like
a sausage, but like the crumbli yeh. Then we get
yours because you know, you just had a baby, so
it always comes back phobia. You just had a baby.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
You need to have a thin crush so that maybe
one day but you will be thin.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Carolina, you've also said this. You're gonna put this out here.
You say, oh, people don't care about pregnant people. My
friends are gonna forget about me. So what what do
you want to put on the records that you want
us to do us.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I do think that people.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
I understand it now because I was the friend to
the pregnant girl. You don't like you do like you care,
but like because you don't understand, you're like yeah, yeah, yeah,
but if you're in it, it's very isolating to be pregnant.
I did feel isolated, but it wasn't because you did
something to me. It was just like, I'm here in
this moment by myself, even with a husband.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
I was like, he's not pregnant. You're not really by
yourself though, No, But I felt by myself because he's
not pregnant, right, well, right, we're not having the same experience.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
He gets to sleep easy at night. Makes me angry.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
So what you wanted us to be pregnant? You and
that would make me feel equal to that would only ben.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Have you ever set me up with a man?

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Not once. You never introduced me to somebody that you
were like Marie, you would like this person. I haven't
met anyone that I feel like works. So therefore, that's
why your baby's not gonna have a friend in my baby.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
I mean, that's not my I mean what I am
worried about is that the baby's not gonna have any friends.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Let me talk about that. Hold on, you can't say
that word.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Now what friends?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
How many? What friends? No Black jasmines? Afraid my baby
is not going to have too many black jasmines. Why,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
It's just the way the cookie has grumbled. When I
look around and who has kids, they're not the black jasmines.
My jasmine is married, though, so she better start making
her a damn baby.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
I'm message sure the other day because she had on
a loose fitting dress and I said, is there an
announcement coming? And she said absolutely, no, my god, she
would be she would kill you. She said that, absolutely,
that's so crude. Yeah, not because you know she's speled
and has a great body, and she worked, you know,

(54:08):
at the wedding. It was very like empire wasted.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
But I said, is there an announcement comment?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
And she said no, absolutely no, I mean I mean
she's not married. Good. I think she's only been married
one or two years. You need more time. Oh, I
was with I saw somebody the other day and I
was like looking at her belly and I was like,
I couldn't tell. And she saw me staring and she said, oh,
you didn't know I was pregnant, And I was like,
oh yeah. It is messed to ask somebody if they're

(54:40):
pregnant or when they do if you don't know them,
though it is it's first of all, it's none of
your business that if it was your business, they would
tell you.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
So, I mean I was delusional for a long time
and didn't think I looked pregnant until like last month.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
But also, Carolina, you would put us in these like
traps where it's like, oh am, I, oh, I can't
say that you look pregnant. And I also ca I say,
you don't look pregnant. That's not true. What are you
talking about. You did do that to me. I don't
know what you're trying, Carolina. You absolutely did that to me.
You guess later you remember doing that. You did that.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
That's crazy, Yeah, you did that, that's crazy. Or a
friend or friend, Yes, our other friend, but our other friend.
I did look pregnant and she said I didn't. And
I was like, so are you saying that me standing
here with this pregnant belly is what I always look like.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
You think I just always have a huge stomach.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
And she's like, no, that's not what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
I'm like, but that is what you're saying. That is
what you're saying. Either I look pregnant or I don't
look pregnant. But at the time I did look pregnant.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Girl. This is like a trick question, Like come on, now,
you know what it is. I remember I was in
church once and here was a pregnant lady and I.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Said, oh my god, what do you do? And I
hit the knee.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
You know what you can, like, you go down close
to the belly, you get your knees like that, Oh
my god, what are you do and she said do
for what?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
And now I have to slide my body back up
And I was like huh, and she said, did you
did you think I'm pregnant? And I was like, are
you not pregnant?

Speaker 2 (56:08):
And she was not, never ask, never ask, and I
was I was eye level with the belly when I said.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
It, But I think I looked pregnant. I was admitting
that I looked pregnant when I well, I don't know.
I'm gonna just let you leave whatever you say. I'm like, yep,
you be like because sometimes you'll be like I look
a mess. I'm like, you look, you're glowing, You're beautiful.
Why are you doing?

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Was I pregnant?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
When I said that?

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Yes, because you feel like shit? Babe, Okay, I will
say that.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
I want to say that.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
It's like, maybe you don't think I look like shit,
but I feel like shit.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
So say that.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
So one feels shit.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Your needs her mentally like.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Mental health, like hormones, like you feel crazy. I feel
a little bit more normal now, but before oh, mentally, oh,
it was, you're just like you feel really crazy. You alone,
you feel like I'm the only one that's pregnant. You're scared.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
You're like, my life is gonna be over, Like, am
I gonna be able to go to.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
The clubs, shut the club down? Or like just in general.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Like literally when we were out on Saturday, was that Saturday?

Speaker 4 (57:16):
I was like, oh my god, this is so fun
to be around people. And I've just been in my
house being fat, ugly tired.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
So you see what you just stand by myself with insulins.
You see what she's just di right there.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
I did see what she doing, okay, because I said
the word fat.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Also, Carolina, you was in the house before you got pregnant.
You was making the nails show, the nails show, the
people to the nails. She wouldn't go anywhere because she
was doing nails. Oh I know, I got twelve or
excuse me.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
I also mental health, Like I just wanted to be
in the house by myself doing the nails.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
I obviously was not well.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Now when we said that, then we're it's like, all right, okay,
you can call me, you can call me unwell.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
I've played with that.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Yeah you unwell m M for sure.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
But the listen and everybody's a little bit unwell. Everybody
is a little bit a little bit unwell, but you're
unwell plus dramatic, luss pregnant.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
I think you should do Broadway. I think you would
be amazing, you know what I will say.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
The other day they called me into the audition for
a play, but I couldn't because I was pregnant and
I was a little sad. I was like Broadway.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
I missed a theater. Was it Sunset Boulevard?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
No? Play?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Not a musical?

Speaker 1 (58:26):
A play and a play is different. Yeah, a musical
has music and songs, but it isn't a musical.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Also a play. No, there is a musical and there's
a play.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
You learn a lot on mess. Let's read a message
so we can get you out of here. Okay, Carolyna,
you're gonna listen to this and tell us if this
is mess, this is just let's talk about it.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Ready.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Yeah, So I've been living with my great friend for
over a year now. We didn't write this, I was
gonna say, don't. I would never you think we that
like genius? Okay, anyway, we've known each other for over fifteen.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Note we're both aries and we care about each other deeply,
but we argue often. As I am keeping up and
I don't like his empty beer cans piling up in
cases next to the trash bend for weeks on the
dining room floor. Ooh, okay, he called the cops on
me because I wanted to throw out all his empty cans,
even though I warned him.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I would do so. Okay, Thank god, we've never done Wait,
what the hell? Why doesn't he want? Okay? Go ahead?
The cops came, took me outside where I called my
mom at four thirty morning. She came swooped me up
before the cops would take me anyway. I don't want
to break my lease, but that's nasty and fucked up
as fuck. I'm stuck with this mug, and I don't
want to break this lease against me. We're we're all

(59:45):
right now, but it's awkward. What should I do?

Speaker 3 (59:47):
By the way, our old friends used to call him
Ja'afar from Aladdin, which she actually looks like.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Oh, I thank you for the visual, okay that I
don't need to see a photo of anything. What the
people look like?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Who was calling the cops because you wanted to throw
them away?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
He didn't want He didn't want her to throw them away.
He didn't want her to throw them away because he
was gonna go out go get money for them. I
don't know. I don't understand. It's not even them many cans.
I don't understand Tim Dallas for that. We we are
calling the cops because we anti recycling, Like, no, it
wasn't about the recycling. It was just being petty.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
I think we're calling the cops. But also you notice
that they're like the person that wrote it was like,
we're great friends. My best friend both eeries and we
fight a lot, so they just have a good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I think they're just toxic. We care about each other deeply,
but we argue. We argue often, Yeah, why are you
saving the beer cans? You got a sculpture that you're
working on or a diary.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
And I think that the person that called the police
only did that because they don't think the other person
will leave. They're toxic, they have a thing they're doing
so messy. Are just living messy messy?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
No, Well, the thing is is that I think either
they're living together or is he living with her?

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
What is it like? Well, it sounds like I don't
want to break the least. It sounds like their roommates.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Okay, so their roommates and this guy's messy and he
has all these beer cans.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
She was like, hey, if you don't throw them out,
I'm going to throw them out. She threw them out.
He called the cops, and she was like, the fuck
at four in the morning. That is behavior, that is
that is absolutely jafar.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
That person is a menace and they are bad, but
also they're like fun because it's like I called the police.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
That's fun. It's like fun in a way where it's
like I called the police, don't the police? Is fun. No,
in a way where it's like, don't fuck with me,
You'll never forget, don't fuck with me. I don't want
to walk away from this, You'll never forget. Don't ever
fuck with me. That's how I felt about you and
I relationship. Yeah, who I was scared of you. Cereal
Cereal gate, Oh Cereal gate? Was you were the jaffar

(01:02:01):
in that instance? Was the jaffar?

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Remember she was the jaffar Marie. And then she was
so badly she didn't talk to me for like what
two months?

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Oh months? You came back from from la and you
still tried to hold the grudge and I refused to accept.
It was in the middle of the pandemic, beginning of pandemic,
and I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Said, cut it out, get over it. You don't have
to a fight before I'm done, Carolina Sidney, I have to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
You were the Jafar and you and you were the Jaffar,
and I said, let her have it, let her have it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
You was the jaffar in that Carolina, you started it. No,
I did it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
You actually started it, and you were being a dva.
You're just in a bad mood that day. I think,
I think you're just in a bad mood. I've been
at cereal in my house. I don't even know how
long since that time, except now all of a sudden,
I like Cereal again. If you need to hear the
serial gate situation, you got to go back to an
old episode of Yeah, I mean Unofficial Expert to hear
Carolina's episode of cereal Gate.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Did we talk about that on there? Of course we talked.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
About it, and people were like, they were like, every
I'm want Sydney signs and they're like, you know what, Marie,
It's good that Marie stepped in.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
And they're like, you know, thank.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
God that And then they were like, Marie why are
you in my life? Once in my life, Marie did
not betray me, and she stepped in and she was
on my side.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
It was beautiful. Listen, I had all the I had
all the facts. I made a decision based on what
I know. You know, I'm a mediator. Yeah, I stopped that.
What Carolina did went to you well, and you and
you have a soft spot for Caroline. You're like, what you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Have a song? Gredel ass would do that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
And then you came and like a barking on me
on the Maria soft spot for me. He does that's crazy.
He does Sidney, she doe you Sydney crazy things to
me all the time. Soft spot my ass, my.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Sydney.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
I it's not barking that you want to pod. I
feel like maybe I need to go back and listen
to they go back and listen to the You know
what I do remember is that when you tell the
story back, you get you tell a whole other story.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
It is the remix.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
It is the remix, my love.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
I know what.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
I know what I was a part of, because you
know what happened. She came in, shook the cereal box,
she threw it at me and she said, right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Thank y'all so much for listening to this long, drawn out,
very close friend conversation that's open to the public.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Do you have a registry that should we post like
what you want?

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
God, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Yeah, yeah, if y'all, if y'all, if y'all messed with
Kenny and Sydney's bio, absolutely not, we'll not. We'll put
it in the story for twenty hours.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Miss yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Miss Sydney. Want to get some gifts the baby? Yeah, Carolina,
we love you so much. Here tell people where they
can catch you, know, your your pod and your stuff
you got going on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
I have a podcast of call Hose with Feelings with
my friend Melissa Rich and that's on everywhere you can
get podcasts, Apple and Spotify, and I think that's it,
so maybe that's what it is. And then also my
Instagram is at Carobina if you want to see my
dad and more stuff about Sydney.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
And your husband, Yeah, what about him? Are you gonna
post your baby?

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
It's gonna be really hard to really cute, and I
like showing it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Put a little thing on his face, and maybe I'll
put a thing on his face. Put him on close friends.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
Like, put him on the close friends. Put the close
friends in my stories. It's gonna be hard not to
show my baby.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
We saw you in lingerie during the pandemic. We know
you like we actually do it. I need to do
a pregnancy photo shoot. You do that out?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
You want me to do the artistic direction? I do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
I would. I think you would be okay with and
I'll bring the clothes. You know why I wouldn't let
do it? Why?

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
And yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Okay, what the what the fuck does that mean? Sydney,
Happy Mother's day, Happy Mother's Day, Herolina. Y'all, please keep
reviewing us on Spotify and Apple podcasts. Also send us.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Your mess yeah, watch your number. Let me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Oh yeah, if you guys can call us, you're calling
for your voices.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
And the messages don't need to be longer than sixty seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Yes, please make it short. I'm gonna give you ninety
seconds because that's how long you get for a real
on Instagramah yeah, that'ld be perfect. Yeah, so get it
all out. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
I didn't mean to be chewing on the pot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Wow, you really are busting wide open friends. I'm pregnant.
You have, Marie, We're going to Cheeseca Factory after.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Don't forget.

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