Have You Met Sally? She’s A Bitch w/ Nick Smith

HOT off the press!!! This week Sydnee and Marie sit down with friend and fellow comedian Nick Smith chatting about EX mess! Is it Mess or Just Living to steal their reward points?? The three also talk chuckle f*ckers, dating, scammers, and MORE. The text is rich folks. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
You're listening to Mess, all right, well, here we are.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's Mess, It's here. Yeah, I uh, I'm excited to
be here today.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, a friend, I mean listen, I feel like we
haven't been in the studio for like a two weeks AGirl, Okay, yeah,
so that feels like forever. And so whenever I'm not
with Mess, it's like, is there any mess going on?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Sidney? You know your life is riddled with it. I
have pain, I have pain, but the people around you
is mess. This is true. You're right here, Mess, you
know what? And you always provide sister.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Girl, should we bring in our guests?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
And then yeah, we already decided to him, let's we
might as well bring him in.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, h doesn't respect the pod.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I love.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I love when the guests talk before we bring them in.
But that's okay because he is.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
A gay white man, so that is very on brand
for him. Take Take.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
He has an amazing show called Hear Me Out. And
you also have a podcast with Mateo Lane.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
What's it called you?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I never liked you.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I never liked your fucking title. Give it up for
our friend, Nick Math.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You know you say give it up like they clapping
if I hope you clapped in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
If you're on the train, clap, if you're holding your baby, clap.
If you got cheeks, clap them.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Cat.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Anyway, it's a month soon outside, although you wouldn't know
because you've not gotten any messages.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
The weather service hates you.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Listen. I have the weather app. I checked Google first.
I didn't even need to check the weather before I
left the house.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
The sky was dark gray Baltimore.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Probably grab a hat.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
But the tsunami doesn't really hit home for you because
it's not like your hair is gonna get messed up nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Although I would be washed away in a second, the
wind washes me away.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
You are nick You are light as a feather, as
a bird. The board is your soul.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Father, is what they called me in college.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Now, if you guys get stuck and it's raining and
you have no umbrella, no nothing?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Are you running?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Are you risking it by running through the rain to
get to where you're going?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Or are you waiting it out? Or are you prepared?
Do you usually have an umbrella on you?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I almost always have an umbrella on me, But my
Alexa is a bitch and lies to me, So I'm
over prepared and then she'll lie to me on the
days that it does rain, and if I'm caught, I'll
try to wait it out. But if I'm like running
late to somewhere, I'm like, all right, I guess I'm
fucking getting west be wet.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yes, I'm getting wet today. You know what, I usually
say that every day.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I guess I'm getting wet today. You know you say
that every day every day? How do you beasis?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So, Nabby? Do you need to go to the doctor?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Every day? Every day? I'm drinking a gallon of water
a day.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Hydrate it.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Hi, she's wet, and look at you wrapp her bucket
and a mop with.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Your Fiji shout out to Fiji Niji. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, this podcast, I don't know if this episode is,
but you know they sent me a couple of cases.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, they take care. They took care of us.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, So, Nick, we usually hit the people with our
mess of the week and then you know, bring you
right in so you can also comment on whatever you hear.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I know you got a lot of commentary.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Perfect you like to chatty chatty, Marie.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
What's your mess for this week? Honey?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's a couple of things, but let's just start here.
I think I have a stalker.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Hmmm, Nick gasped.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Sydney said, hm, because this is not new for you.
People have had to be banned from the shows. But
about people having to be banned from shows, you know
the thing about me?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
And this comic was talking to me yesterday. He was like,
you do these videos and people feel like they know you.
You do them as yourself. And I was like me
or like an exaggerated version. He said, it's you. You
do these videos as yourself.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
You post them on socials so people feel like they
know you and they have these relationships with you, and
then when they meet you, they you know, they're too
they act too familiar, and I mean it's cool sometimes
I give it's the girlies and stuff, but not you know,
some man, a man with a chest in arms and abs.
I mean not as I'm sorry it could be that

(04:27):
that sounds like you're your dim man, a straight man,
a loner.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Uh that just you know, they, when you really think
about it, men are kind of scary. So anyway, I
have a stalker. I Uh is it a stalker if
they you don't see them, but they send you.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Gifts are the gifts you don't want? You said, yes,
Well wait a minute, they have your address.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well, this is somebody that I used to date girl
the way the next leves I used to day.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Is it a stock? Is it?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I blocked him all the platforms is now bro, Now
he's emailing me.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
What is he saying?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, so you had to block LinkedIn?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Now you know he means business. That's what he means business. Yeah,
you're higher. Send me a CVDA.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Listen if somebody sends me, you know, a proposal to
work at a they make up a company to apply to.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
No, like, listen, they really want me bad.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
They got a spreadsheet everything on Como. It's like I
actually have to sit down, put my button down on
and listen a putton down, drawing up blouse, throwing a
borrow blouse.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
From are being sent to you?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Well, he sent me an air conditioner, he sent me.
It's some hats he sent me. He sends me money,
he sends.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Me waiting for the problem.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, it's just like.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Now the email was like, hey, you know, not now,
but like if you have some time, like maybe we
can go see a Broadway show.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Maybe I've blocked you on and I don't know if
he's listening or not, but you know I'm talking about you.
I've blocked him on his number, I blocked him on
all social media, and now I've blocked his email. So
what what part of that is making you feel like
I should reach out.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Again to invite her out.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
If you're blocked on something, don't reach out on something else.
Get the memo.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Thank you camera.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
You shouldn't. You shouldn't have to be blocked on numerous things.
One block and you're out. It's a chop.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's a chop.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
What did you block him on? First?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Instagram?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay? And so he'll know he was blocked.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
He's a man of a particular age.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I blocked him on Instagram and then I blocked him
on TikTok to be safe, and then I said the number, Well,
the number was the first block blocked in the uber
going home.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I was like, when you walk someone's number, do they
get a message?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Being like no, no, they don't get whatever they try
to text you, it comes up green. If it was
blue and it never went through it, it doesn't say delivered, yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Gotcha, But he has an iPhone, so it'll say it
was never delivered.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
It'll just be green.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Samsung. They're always green.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
And I'm hard to hear that for you. That is
that your mess. We didn't ask you to say that
out loud, but you did, and so that means.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
There's no shame in Nick Smith's body.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I'll do a sponsorship.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Uh So, Marie, what you're gonna do? Have to move?
You do have to have to move.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
You have to move. Well, I gotta move.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
You're gonna move. I'm gonna move. So now people were
looking for apartments for Marie, we are looking for apartments.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
I'm gonna make a list of all the things that
I wanted to have, like Sierra's prayer, and I don't know,
put it under my pillow, or maybe I'll make a
list and i'll read it on the pod, you know,
next episode or whatever.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
But yeah, needs something with central air, so no one
can send you a window.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
A really have been the problem?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
You not having central air, central air, washer dry in
the unit. I want to live in a new development
or like a recently renovated I don't want to live
in anything old.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
I've been in New York my whole life. Everything has
been old the whole time, and it's like New Year,
knew me, new appliances. I saw a place yesterday, white
white refrigerator, white stove.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I said, what they're like, do you know me? No,
it was like it was like it was like.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
A ge white the ghetto, the ghetto.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's like, let's find you a home.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
And the price wasn't right and he was like, yeah,
but this is a great neighborhood, you know, it's all
this stuff around. I was like, I would be living here,
not out there right therefore.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
None of that matters to me. Yeah, yeah, it's bad.
He was like, they're going to paint everything. I was like,
are they gonna make it better?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
And stainless steel?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Now that is it? Is it a walk up? Yep?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I must go third floor. My ears are bleeding. Third floor.
I'm not puffing and puffing. And oh, I.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Said, you know how to a rises it's hot up?
Heer No. I was like, yeah, you can put a
window unit. A window unit.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
You've got one that's not.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
On the prayer list and quite as it's kept. Marie
gives those away. She gives giveaway every year, giveaway my ac.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I think I'm doing this one away. Yet we don't
know if we're going to need it.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
No, I'm giving it away.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
If I hold on to it, that's that's implying to
the universe that I am going to.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Want to use true. No, No, that's a good call.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I never keep them and I always get a new one.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
That's a good call the universe. The white refrigerator, that's
a deal breaker, right.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
And then he so he then he brings me. He
was like, well, we can see the unit right below
this one. I go to see it. It looks a
little bit better, but it's more money.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
And I was like, yeah, the price that upstairs is charging,
this should be charging, right, And then he was like,
what you want to see the first floor.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
I was like, I'm not really a garden level floor
level beach. And he was like, you have a backyard
and a head.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
As a single female in New York, and.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's just more work because that you gotta you gotta
keep that up because otherwise it's gonna be weed and
jack and the bean stock is going to be in
the back.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Don't get all that lawn mower.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
You know what, I make roombas for the backyard.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
They do, yes, And do you know how much roombas
are I feel very expensive.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
The floor.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
No, I don't want to be on the ground floor.
That's what the rats hang out.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
The rats, and it's not safe for single females.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Easy access for the stalkers.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Right now, that's what I mean. It's not safe.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Marie, are you in there? You need a doorman, and
I mean that would be a nice little touch.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I'll take a doorman. I'll take a package room. I
take all of these things. I don't know what he's
gonna cost, but I'll take them.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
It'll cost.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay, but you work in like the real estate world, right,
I do.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
One bed room, let's say more than seven hundred and
fifty square feet.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I don't want to be that girl, be that girl.
I only handle sales. I don't know anything.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Poor. That's crazy, Nick, you just got here this guy.
You got to cover your clapicles and get you back. Yes.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
No, No, I only had about rental Narses refrigerator.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Wouldn't know, wouldn't this is go here? Let's not go here.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Okay, So a one bedroom in New York? How much
what's the average price that it's going for sale.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
In Brooklyn?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I mean for everything that you want, new building and everything.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't have the dorm. I don't have to be here, but.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
But a newer building that's probably gonna be like eight
hundred thousand ish.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh yeah, if every listener for just the dad you kiss,
sponsor my lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Actually you really only need twenty percent, then you can
take out a mortgage.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Just twenty percent.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I hit one thousand, one hundred and sixty thousand, So
if you have one hundred and sixty thousand, Now.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
How does the mortgage work? That's like rent, but I
own it, but I paid every month.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
But you're paying the bank because they chechnically.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Now, so it's not even yours, right, I.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Mean it is. No, it's until you fault, and then
it's not the down.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
How do you default? Let's talk about.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
You're not paying?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Oh, I mean I am known to not pay, So
they're not.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Paying your monthly payments. They're taking it like foreclosure. Anytime
you see something foreclosure, they weren't paying.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
But let's talk.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
After something gets foreclosed, Do I just owe what's left?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Or I got to start from the beginning.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
No, when something's foreclosed, you're out.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, no, no, But I'm saying, if I'm trying to like
rent a foreclosed or buy a foreclosed.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Oh, so that you can get a good deal, because
if something's foreclosed, the bank usually sells it for really
cheap because they're just trying to make back their money quick.
But usually it's like bidding wars and all of that
because it's so cheap. And at that point, whoever the
prior tenant is really fucks the place up to screw
them over. Oh, they like trash the place and stuff

(13:14):
like that. It's like when you evict someone in the
tenant like trashes it.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh, I wouldn't know. I don't know nothing about that.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, big, I mean that's not in our vocabulary. Okay, Yeah,
don't know her.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
She don't go here, okay.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
And then there's like a lot of programs in the
City of New York for like women who are first
time homeowners, so like I might be able to get
it for even anyway, Nick, you put it a little
something in my ear.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I'm a Google default when I get home.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
But everyone watching and listening a dollar a day, it'll
add up.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
But one hundred and sixty thousand is a lot, it'll up.
We have faith in you, Marie.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
You're putting in the universe.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, the universe need to give me one hundred and
sixty thousand dollars Lord, and then I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Then, I thought, true, if you were given one hundred
and sixty thousand dollars right now, do you think you
would use it to buy a house?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
That's a good question, I know because I.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Think about that too, where I'm like, say I won
the lottery tomorrow, but not like the crazy you just
like did a scratch off in one two hundred thousand
or two hundred and fifty thousand, And I'm like, would
I actually go and buy a house then?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Or what?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I maybe if it's if it costs, if I could
buy it with one hundred and some thousand, yeah, maybe maybe,
but then I gotta use my own money right pay
for it for the.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Rest, and then like bags and stuff like that is
more fun and travel and travel.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Y'all are both unseerious. If you got two hundred thousand
dollars tomorrow with that money, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I just there's a lot of things that are I
need to pay off? Oh real?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Even thinking about that.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
The first thing I'm thinking about, like, it's my money
and I need it.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Now, You're right called j Wentworth cash now out until
they sponsored you nobody.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
So, Sidney, what debt are you paying off? First?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
My student loans? Have my student loans, and they're they're
coming after us. They're not playing around. They want their
money and so.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
They will want it now. Yeah, and they will garnersh
here your ship. So yeah, if I won the lottery,
I'm not paying off my student loans. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
That didn't even cross my mind at first, and I
used to I don't like fun. It's what I should
be doing.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well, I'm I'm they don't.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
They don't, they don't, but it's better I do it
on my terms than them just take it. So I
guess yes, Yeah, But they said, do you want it
the easy way.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Or we gonna do this a hard way? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
The hard way is you get a check for a
good amount of money and it's on your Social Security
and they snatch that ship.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, but social.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Security doesn't even exist in it and it's going yesterday
and it's the imagination America. Now, I would rather you
garnish my wages while I'm sitting in the house that
I own than in an apartment that I'm renting from
a landlord that I hate.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
But the thing is is that the apartment.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
They can't take the apartment away from you exactly because
it's not yours, But they can take away your home.
You ever, you've never seen people's home be repossessed. Girl,
we were talking about eviction earlier. I still don't know
the assets.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
They freeze the assets.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
They do, and that is an asset.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
But if I already sold the house, how you can't
freeze the assets?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
The money is.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Going now you're selling the house before they get you.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
I'm saying, I'm sorry, boy, If I already bought the house,
I spent the money on the house, how they gonna
what they're gonna do?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
They gonna take the house. They gonna come.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
And be like you, Sally in May is not taking
my house. The student loan people they gangster like that.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Have you met Sally? She's a bitch?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Have you met Sally? She's a bitch. It's the title
of the episode. I'm back Sydney. What is your mess?
What do you want to talk about? My mess is?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I am.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I'm feeling good about R seventy five. I'm sixty days
in today.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, yes, time this comes out all.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Be done, yes, and so I'm loving the changes in
my body and I'm not bad.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I don't know, but my mental hm, it could do.
I could do some.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
More numbers on that. But I am, you know, fitting
into things differently. But I do have this thing. I
don't know if you all ladies, no one ever heard
of it. But it's sell your lightslite. I have a
little bit of cellulite on the legs and the buttocks.
And so you know, I'm up late at night googling

(17:48):
for machines to get rid of that.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
They do. They have everything for anything. Of course I order, well,
what kim Ku order. What the Kardashians use.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I know that's good American Express, That's what they use.
And or they get hooked up. They probably from doctor
Jung or whatever. So doctor Jung he does all the bbls.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
You haven't heard. I look it up Doctor Jung. They
they love him.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
He does all the bbls. Anyway, I'm not getting a BBL.
I just want to roll out like you know, like
a you know, patty Cake patty Cake Baker's Man. So
basically it's this machine that basically it's like lymphatic drainage,
but It actually is like hitting all the pockets of
cellulite in your legs and in your butt, and so

(18:35):
you have to put your thighs in between it and
and roll it back and it hurts. So you got
it already, So I got it right, And so I'm
rolling it and it for how long? For like two minutes?
But it makes your legs roll, ashy and dry, and are.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
You supposed to do it with? It's like a washaw
for your thighs. It's different because Guasha doesn't hurt.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
This hurts because it's really needling out all all of
the No, it's not needle, but it has little bitty
like bumps to roll it out. Right.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
It sounds like something that you can go to queens
to the Colombians for and they'll roll your they roll
your body out.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Again. I'm not paying that.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
So this is why I was online looking for do
it yourself. Okay, So here's here's the mess. The mess
is I show my girlfriend this gadget and I say, oh,
you know, I need to get it.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I need to do it on my butt.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
But I think I'm gonna ask you know, Duayne to
do it when he gets back. And she's like you
would ask him to do that, And I said yeah.
She's like, why why would you add because I'm like,
because he'll be here.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, She's like, do you think that's appropriate?

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Oh, well, he's not going to fuck you with it.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I didn't say fun, but I was like, he's a yes,
are you naked while he's doing your butt?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Well, he would be seeing my butt, so you are naked.
I wouldn't be butt naked. I would I would be covered,
but I would have to be on my back and
he would roll it out.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
First of all, I just want you to know rolling.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Out, though you're like, is not It doesn't feel sexy,
it doesn't look sexy. And I just want you to
know I am great by the time I'm done with it.
It's it's giving the Ghost of Christmas Path. Yes, that's
exactly what it is. It's Casper. I look like Casper.
You look the story like the blue girls from a

(20:33):
Proud Family.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, that's exactly who I look like.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
And so there's nothing sexual.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I said, I would ask Marie or I mean and
she's like, you think that's appropriate.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
To ask them? Yeah? So who does she want to
do it?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I don't think she wants anybody touching me like that.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I think that's a mess. Damn, Sydney, she said, the
body is too good.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm telling you this after this weekend. Baby, She was like, Nah,
you can't be having this all out here like because
Sydney is gonna be laying flat on a towel with
her sore against the terry claw.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
It's not I'm gonna be covered up.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Maybe you gotta be pready good for the cellulate to dissipate. Stop.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
It also can't be tight for cell your light you
actually you do, because that's what it through.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
It's squeezing it through. O girl, y'all tell me you.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Know she's gonna be wet.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
No, you have to be draw I still have to
be dryed. You said, you do? You we every day? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
You're what every day?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Every day?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
I just up the secretions will go back inside if
her friend is present, I guess, Sydney.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
I think if I did it, you would be wetter
than you've ever been in Okay, girl, I know you.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Got your confidence is real haigh ha hi, but I
need you to take it down a bit because I would.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Not like stop. No, I'd be embarrassed. I'm like, ma,
stop looking. It's gross. It's not this is not it
doesn't look good. I'm gonna show y'all. Would you let
me light a candle if I was?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
No, we need we need to overhead lights on for
you to really get into what about fight low fight
elevator elevator men?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
You know what? We will listen to the podcast.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
There you go, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
That's my mess.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Hey, Nick, thank you so much for coming in and
listening to all of this.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
How are you pivot? Yeah? Where did y'all leave it?
Is he gonna do it or not?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well, he hasn't been back to the house, so I
have to ask him. But also I don't think she
doesn't want it, so I don't think I can.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
That's what dating is. Want to do it? Also want
to do it? Yeah, he might be like should I
call him? Well, he would explain what it is.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
We don't have time to catch him up, but I
think he would send him to Tracy Ross video? Would
you do this to my butt if I was naked?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Wait just one second, I'm recalling. I spoke to him yesterday.
He's got I didn't even bring it up. To him yesterday.
I should have, but I think it's because I'm embarrassed
because I'm like, I'm not that. I don't think I
could ask anybody to do that for me. I would
like tape it to the wall and rub like that.
That's because you are an independent Haitian woman.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
That's because I live by myself. I would just rub.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
My Hello Dwayne, Hi, you're you're on the pod. Hiayne,
Nick is here, Maurice here. We we have an important
question for you.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
So no, no.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
No, no, take it take it in, Take it in,
say hi to the pod.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Dwayne's in Chicago right now.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
So I have this machine that rolls out the cellulight
that's on my legs and on my butt. If I
needed you to do it, like to roll out the
cellulate on my butt, would you be naked?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yes? No, that's not what Britney wants to hear. And
you ain't.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
When I have booty shorts on in the house, put
some pants on, hoard that's what does he say that? Yes,
chip over, there's roommate a Street.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Her girlfriend is Street. I love you, Dan, good bye
bye around you gotta wear a snuggie.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I do I do actually need to buy one of
those things that it's just a whole body suit situation.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
I guess that's a good point. Do you have to
be naked? I don't know, but Marie, you're just in
booty shorts.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Marie, what if I show you she's got to be
in a song. I gotta be in a thong because
you can't have the fabric on your a thong. Yeah,
maybe it is too intimate. I actually see what she's saying. Now,
would you do it for me?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Marie, you gotta be naked?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
If she's a.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Nick you aren't here today?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
You have such a we have a sweet Yes, we
are gathered here today. Bright young, yes, young, But I
don't know about When I say bright, I meant white.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
I am bouncing off the light. This is is alabaster,
the same as this table.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
It's electric white. Yeah. And when you go on vacation,
you wear a big floppy like.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Big sunglasses. And if it's a beach, there's got to
be an umbrella as well, and a towel on your
legs or on all of me. What SBF do you
wear one A hundred? I am yeah. I just went
to the beach the other day. I had a cannabis mad.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
We cannot tell.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
I was in La and I went to the beach.
You can't tell.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
No, it seemed like you went to the Antarctic for sure.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
You're in the Icelandic beach in La.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I don't even think I ever went outside other than
to like get into the car. But you know they're
all on like car ports.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, yeah, they got smug and stuff you don't want.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
To that's and the beach. I never left from under
the umbrella.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Look at you. You not have You never have to worry.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
You never have to worry about your skin just crackling
like the crypkeeper.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
It seems like you're gonna be pretty.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
You see how white people age.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
It will Steve bushmies that are listening to the pat right.
White people skin does go from zero to one hundred
real quick.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
I think it's, you know, all the atrocities in y'all's past,
it's called rapper.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Catches up to us.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
When you say a ring cold ring called black person,
that person is in their mid to late hundreds. Yeah,
shout out to Sicily Tyson. I mean she is. She
passed on, but rest in peace. Nick. What is your mess?
What do we want to talk about today.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
So my mess I don't think is mass, but I
was as old as messy. Okay. So you know loyalty
programs at like CBS or Duane Read or all that
where you type in your number and you get points
and then they give you like coupons or discounts. So
I still use all of my exes. Oh you, So

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I'll type in their phone number and use their points.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
How many exes?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Two two, but one for each store, so they they
don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
So hold on, like I put.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
I always put my mother's number in so she gets
the points, but.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I never use the stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
You type the number in and then you take the rewarded.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
In my defense, I type the number in so they
get the points.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, okay, yeah, but then you go back and you
use those points.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
But then eventually you rack up enough points and they're like, oh,
you have ten dollars off you want to use it?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
And I'm like, yeah, that's not mess.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
But technically it's their account and they're also racking up points,
so it really is there. CBS Dayne Read, all of.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Those your exes get medicine and you tips and stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
I mean, they're going to the stores and they get
an email every time I use it.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Now that mess that is mess So they're being alerted.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
I have gotten a message before like did you just
use my ten dollars?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Off?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Did you do my ten dollars? I would respond, you
sound poor? I don't know, did I use your ten dollars?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
And also that's the least that I deserve, okay ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Now walk us through these breakups who broke up.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Like, we're actually still really good friends with both.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Of them, so like, what's the problem.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Well, right, I don't think it's that messy, but I
am basically using their reward points and money.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Well, let's get back into this. So you're friends with
your exes? Like how close are you friends with them?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
So? I talked to the one almost every day?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Every day, man, every day.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
You want a yeah, Well, I mean we're friends.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
They're friends.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Hot. Wait, like we go to dinner, we go to
the movies, or you're going.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
To dinner with your ex. But it's also gay man
a different.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yea, and my other ex is we dated in college,
so we were so young that like we're friends. Now
I don't see him or hang out with him as
much as the more current one like we were just
like so young, and it's just like we're just friends.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
He had a CVS rewards card in college.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I guess I think after seven years of someone being
your ex that it also falls off your credit so
that it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Y'all could still be friends for sure.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
The most recent act, it's only been a little over
a year since we broke up, but we're staying it out.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
He's dating other people. I date other people, And now
what kind of people do you date?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
You talk about day?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
It's really I hate dating.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Do you You don't like anything?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
So that's not surprising, right, I mean, I just how
do I say this without mean like a hainous person?
Just say it. I just don't like getting to know people.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
That's fair.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I don't like small talk. I don't like if I
could in an ideal world. Fast forward three months into
a relationship, so I already know all of the standards
about you, where you're from, what you do, family, friends, everything.
If I have to go on a date and be like, so,
how many siblings do you have? That makes my skin crawls.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
You don't actually have to ask about the siblings.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah, but it's like they're basic questions to get to
know someone. So it's like, oh, I hate all of that.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Okay, here's some questions for you to skip that. How
do you think you're gonna die?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Oh? Good one?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, what's the what's the last thing you text someone?
Let me see it the last?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Well?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I actually am that's the question I'm saying, that's the question.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Actually, I was like, is this a question question? Well,
but the person that I'm talking to now we met
up through a hook up, Okay, so I feel like
we bypassed a lot.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Mmmm. Is that that's the loophole?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Because if you meet someone just straight up like let's
go on a date, and it just feels so formal
and official and I hate that, hate it. But if
you have you seen the movie Click with Adam Sandler
not a long time sure?

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Me also me neither, But like, if you could fast
forward three months into a relationship, and after you did that,
every time you met somebody, you fast forward through you
and into that relationship.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Would you do that?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
One hundred percent?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I disagree with you.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
I don't like I don't like them, but.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's three months of your life that you're also losing.
You fast forward three months so that you don't.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Have I don't get what the problem is.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Your life would be so short, so you don't want
to live because that is that.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
What we what do we need to call? What do
you mean?

Speaker 3 (32:23):
I guess in that sense, I didn't think about it,
like I was also losing three months of my own life, right.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Hate But also, Nick, don't you think about the three
months that you're getting to know someone. That's when you
get kind of wrapped up and interested and that's that, Yeah,
that's the fun part to build it. After the three
to like six months, then you're kind of settled in content.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
And I like, I like comfortability and settled and content.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
And it's just like you don't want the butterflies.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
I don't. I don't need them. I need the comfortability
I need to. I just need it, goosey. I don't
need the like nerves or the like butterflies or the
oh I wonder if I should text? Should I text
now or should I wait another day? Like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
I feel like in my mind, the way that I
approach dating now is if I feel like there's something
that I want to say, Like if I start to
text something and I'd be.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Like, raah, shouldn't say that, and I delete it.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
I'll be like, no, I'm gonna send it because I
just feel like the thing that the when you think
about the person and the things that you think about them,
I feel like that's when you should reach out to them.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, oh how I feel. Yeah, but I sometimes do
it too much and then it's like it's too much,
So then I'm like, okay, but I don't know the
happy balance because in my mind, and I have talked
about this with Matteo and on the podcast, I get
myself in trouble because some people view dating that you're
supposed to let the person find out about you and

(33:49):
figure things out and you don't need to be everything
all at once, whereas I'm like, no, no, they're getting
everything all at once. I'm not wasting time. They're gonna
hear I hate this, this, this, this and this. I
like this, this and this, and I'm crazy about this
or this.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
So you're dumping, is that what you're saying? Dump?

Speaker 3 (34:06):
But not in like a trauma dump, but just more
so like this, I am who I am from the
get go. Yeah, Like I'm wearing three foot brims sun
hats on the beach, and you're going to see that
picture from the get go. I'm not hiding like some
pictures so they don't see them right away.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
You're putting that in your dating profile on the first the.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Floppy hat is in the profile. Let me see your
dating profile. Pull up whatever one it is that you
use the most.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
I needs to see it.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
I mean there's pluses and minuses of doing it that way,
but like the people who are into that, you have
to find them in hope that you dump it on
the right person.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Other people might be like, this is too much the
hat is the matter?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
So good? Nick, It's actually so much character, but.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
It's a good Yeah, it looks good.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
But that's my thing is like this needs what you're getting.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
We need that for the dump.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
That's the car, Yes, like you truly? Yeah, model model
that's superb.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Long lean and might break his spleen. Yeah, daddy, long legs.
I see it.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
But that's where I'm like, I'm not trying to like
hide things or like that's what you're getting. I'm gonna
be in sun hats. I'm gonna look like a vampire.
I don't like kids, I don't like animals.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
You don't like kids or animals like cooking.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
I don't like cooking. I don't like direct sunlight. I
don't like out their activities. I don't like working out.
I only eat fast food. Like you're getting all of
this from the get go, because if something doesn't work
for you, why are we wasting our time?

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah, but but letting someone get to know you, letting somebody,
letting somebody get to know you kind of slowly and
naturally they'll learn to like be like, oh that said
a quirky, cute thing about them, as opposed to you
being like, I don't like this, I don't like it,
and then they're.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
It's they don't know you enough to like you yet
they just hear what you don't like and they don't
like you.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Now you understand fair.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Did you consider yourself neurotic a bit? Are you Jewish? No, Marie, Well,
I'll say neurotic, you say.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Jewish, Well, they got anxiety.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
I definitely anxiety that runs in the family.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
WHOA, Okay, hello, mess we're here.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Are you can't say that we're not bringing it today.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Listen, we're bringing it. Listen.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Run that back and listen to what it doesn't happen
if you missed it. But okay, like, okay, yeah, I'm sorry.
You asked if he was Jewish. No, I asked if
he was neurotic, and that's what I asked, Marie, don't.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Push that on me. BN. Wow, the way you just
threw me under the bus.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Whoat was your relationship? Told?

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, you like Holibridge Saloon.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
So, my brother, it seems like you don't want to
do much and you don't like much, but you want
to date other people. But you also have the similar
interest as to you, which is nothing.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I have a hard time dating. I have a very
hard time dating because I'm a very I always say
this to everyone. I'm a very specific person. Most people
that meet me and get to know me, they're like,
you are very specific. I have people in my life
where they're like, it's hard to explain you to other people.
They just have to like meet you to actually know.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
No, you're a squid word.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
You're literally the human form of squid word. He he
hates everything he does.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
He really does.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
But to say that to someone, it's almost like they
have to meet me to know but a lot of
people don't want to meet me because they're like, but
now that.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
You and Mateo have this pod, he brings you out
on the road. I mean I've had I've been on
road with shows with him where he's like, I'm gonna
call Nick and.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
The whole theater is like going crazy. They love you. So,
now that.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
You're more visible, do you find that it's easier to date?
Because people are already kind of harder?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
It is harder, Hey, hard Why? Because gays are messy?
I'm looking to the camera for this. There are some
apps specifically meant for hooking up, and if you are
on that app, let's not beat around the bush. We're
there to fuck. If your first message is about Mateo,
our podcast, my YouTube videos, or whatever topic we talked

(38:16):
about that week, you're getting blocked. I'm there to fuck,
not talk about my podcast or Mateo.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
I'm there to fuck. Well, what voice quiver when you
said Dan, Well, hold on, Nick? What if I want
to fuck and talk about Mateo? We can't do both.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
No, damn you strict over there, It's real strict.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
What if it is the best sex of your life?

Speaker 3 (38:40):
But we will know, we will never know, So in
that made it hard because truly, like if I get
a match on a dating app or a message on
a hookup app, at this point, nine times out of ten,
it's always like are you with mateo right now? Or
like if we're in another city, they'll be like, just
saw the show, Oh my god love you two? Are

(39:01):
you two together right now?

Speaker 2 (39:03):
So sick?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I think people are sick.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
No, I didn't say gays are sick. People are sick.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
It's like you can't even you can't even hide your admiration.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
You're you have to let people know.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
You're too transparent, which is gross.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
It's like if you.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Can't even pretend that you're like, hey, I'm not really here,
uh to you know, fuck you and meet Matteo, then
I can't trust you.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
But we live.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
We live in times of people just want to be
like it's all about the proximity to fame.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
If they're not famous, they want to be neck.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
They want to touch the hem of a famous person's garment,
or they want to know a famous person's sister or
a famous person's stylist or you know what I'm.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Saying, Like it's all who you know and who knows
you and it's like just because just because they're famous
doesn't mean that they cool. Now, I'm not saying that
about well now, but.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
I'm not opposed to fucking a fan. But it's how
you approach it. Like if you're a fan, fine, but
if you approach it like a normal conversation, it's not
your first message. And then eventually, like someone did this
and they said, hey, I just want to let you know.
I absolutely know who you are, but it doesn't need
to be a thing. I just want to let you know.
So it's not weird. Fine, it wasn't your first message.

(40:16):
We had already established a bond, YadA, YadA, YadA, we
can get down to business. But your first message is
about my best friend or the podcast or the fact
that I fucking dressed up as Woody and passed out
in a haunted out like we're not doing anything at
that point.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Danny as a famous person is hard.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
It is, right, It is because like when you really
really think about it, like everybody, like the more known
you are, I guess, the more successful you are in
what you do, the more people can come up to
you and be like loved you in blank, which is
you've probably a turn off for anybody and then or
it's like I'm a big fan of this, or they

(40:57):
listen to your podcast and they talk to you like
they know you.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
I'm at a guy last night.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
I met a man last night and he was like
he was at the show and we had a nice
little conversation, but he was like, I watched every single
thing that you've done.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
And I was like, oh, that's too much.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
And he was like, your podcast with what's her name?
I said, you know, it's Sydney, Sydney.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
But here it had he said, hey, I've seen your
videos before. They're really funny. You would have been like great, thanks,
but yea that he took it too far and said
I watch every single one of your things. That's where
it crosses the line. Yeah, because if you're a fan, great,
I don't blame you.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
But also, wait, hold on, I just want to give
you this tea. If I'm a fan and you want
to fuck me, then I'm worried about you. I'm like, oh,
so you for the streets. I mean you you fucking
fans like you. You're not taking it to the next level.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
No, because fans want to fuck or want.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
To be someone hot, and you have a connection. But
that's what I'm saying. You have to build that connection first.
Don't just come out the gate and be like I
watch every single one of your videos. I'm obsessed with
you and mateo.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
But then it's like, well, what the whole point of
being famous?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
It's not to be amongst the pedestrians and too fuck fans.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
But you're saying this as if rock stars and rappers
and people like that haven't been banging they fans since
the beginning of fandom.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
And I've been side eyeing them and every time they
do it, they get in fucking trouble. Girl, I'm talking
people used to but it happens every day. Like basketball players,
like professional athletes roll into cities and fans want to
have sex with them, and because they're famous, they get
to pick the hottest one or the one with the

(42:44):
biggest ass, or the one with the washouts, the you
know what I'm saying, And then whenever they roll through
that city, that is the fan that they see, or
they pick a different one and they see that person,
maybe you get flute out. But like, fans have always
been a thing and banging them is not new. And
now there's an article on TMZ saying, oh this girl

(43:06):
and like Ohio said that she was sexually assaulted by
who by the person who's a celebrity and you know
it was a fan?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yes, you about no girl? What he's from? Ohio Yo?
Look like he banged fans.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Every time I say something, you didn't say the name.
I'm just making something else. Scenario girl, good, y'all strict.
I say neurotic, you say jewish. I said, I own
sexual assault. You said, Matt what you say Tomato? I said,

(43:43):
Whoopy Goldbert like free, this is out of pocket, but
I love it.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I love it. We're keeping everything in. We're keeping everything.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Nothing that is getting edited today.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
When she said, what's the last text? You said, I
knew she was asking a question for the day.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
It's me. I'm clearly the problem.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Everybody off.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I'm throwing everybody off today.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
But would you fuck a fan or data fan?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
No? No?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
If they like outwardly said, I'm you know, I've been
watching Da Da Da da, even like people who've gone
to a show and then they want to hang out afterwards,
and then they're interested in me.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I said, so I said all that stuff on stage
for an hour and you like I'm the one. Yeah,
you want to be with me?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
That's weird, right If I said I burned down my house,
kissed a cousin, like you want to be with that?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
And now I'm in a relationship with one of those people.
So's fan. I don't think so yeah, but I do.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I do have a story about I was watching this
guy on TV and he was on one of these
shows and he was a model or whatever, and I
ended up like low key stocking him on Facebook and
all these things, and he ended yeah, said, oh yeah, no,
this is long time ago. And I also set a man,
so it's also a long time ago conditioner. No, I
did not I'm not sending me in nothing. Okay, I'm

(45:16):
not sending them nothing. Okay, they lucky, you know, good
for me. I didn't send them to the clinic. But
there's that anyway. So I strike that from the record,
strike that from the put that in there. But I

(45:36):
ended up like getting a picture of him from like
I don't know, one of the campaigns he did, and
I put it on my BlackBerry. That was my back
that was my you know, cover screen or whatever. And
I ended up meeting him at an after hours. It
was like six o'clock in the morning and I'm rolling
on Molly. I go up to him and I said,
is this you? And he said that is me? And

(46:00):
then he proceeds to give me his number.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Oh okay, well I'm gonna stop you right there. Straight
men they have no kouth in any way. They'll fuck
a fan, a friend, a dead body, friend's girlfriend. They're
the worst.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yeah, you think straight men are worse than gay men, Yes,
in terms of hooking up culture.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
In terms of that, in terms of fans, right, I
think the gay men I know that are well known
all feel somewhat similarly. They'll fuck a fan, But if
you're a fangirl from the jump, it's out. A straight man,
well we'll hook up what somebody? These athletes everything, They're like,

(46:45):
oh no, no, I'll fuck you right here. I'm your favorite athlete. Great,
my room is six point thirty two.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I'm like, I don't think it. I think it's a
no on the fans. If you want to, if you
want to f you're in a no other bracket. It's
kind of like, if you were, you know, successful, rich,
why would you go down to the boondocks? And hook
up with somebody who ain't got nothing going on for themselves.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Yeah, but I think it's fuck a fan, but not
date a fan, right, you know.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
I think that's the difference. They want to date.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
They still want to date Lori Harvey, they still want
to date other famous people. They're sliding in celebrity or
Sydney Sweeney's DMS. They're not you know what I mean,
Like they'll hook up with somebody in Tennessee on a bus, right,
you know what it sounds like. It sounds like being
in first class and you hanging out with all these
people in first class and you're like, you know what,

(47:39):
let me.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Go, let me go back to thirty two D. Move
back there.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
That's who I want to be with. No Oh, I
work so hard to give my miles up. I'm in
diamond status. Now I'm going all the way next to
the bathroom to go have a chat and bissy pop
with somebody.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
But it's just a chat because.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
When you land where you going, you back in first
class and you never look back at that person that
that was in thirty two D.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
That's the difference.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
It's all sick, and that's why I'm glad I'm out
the game. I'm glad that I hung my cloak up
and y'all could have it. Y'all could have the streets,
because it just it sounds exhausting.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
It is.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
It is exhausting.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
I and I'm the same way Nick. If somebody like
messages me on an app and they're like, oh, I
think you're really funny, or oh I saw that the
knitting factory, I'm automatically turned off and I'm not matching
with dever Well.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
And immediately in my head any romance or sexual chemistry
has immediately clicked off, because now I'm like, Okay, so
I talk to this person as if they're a fan,
or I ignore them or treat them like someone trying
to get into comedy or a potty or whatever to
come and be like, oh I was at your show,
or go to your monthly show every month, or I

(48:49):
watch every single one of your podcast episodes. What reaction
do you think I'm going to have.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I don't like when anybody when it.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Ended on Instagram and I'll say thank you.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Sure, I'll double tap right, or I'll look at it.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
It'll stay right well that, but I just I don't.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Like anything where it feels like the other person knows
more about me than I know about them.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
And that's why the fan thing is a.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Turn off for me, because it's like, you've seen me perform,
so you know how I talk.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
You maybe know a small anecdote about me. I know
nothing about you.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
I don't know what you look like.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
I don't know how tall you are, I don't know
what under your nails look like.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
But you know something about me because you listen to me.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
No, no, no, yeah. I don't like that stuff either,
because it is very much. So much of our lives
is online, so people do know so much about us,
and even stuff like we don't even realize we're saying
on a podcast or something, and then they pick up
on it and then you're like, how do you know that?
Oh right, I said that, But then we know literally
nothing about them.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Nohing, Well, it was scary.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
The crazy thing is is that this guy said he
listened to everything, but he obviously wasn't listening hard enough,
because you said, I don't like when people do this,
tell me that they watch on my shit and they
into me or do comedy.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
He said, I listened to an episode and a half
of the pod.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I said which episode, and he was like and I
was like, he's probably lying, yeah, and then he probably
could quote everything.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Yeah, it was still on.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
You know when you like pause Spotify and you open
your phone back up and it's still on the window,
and it would have been mess but yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
He was like, I've seen this you.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
On Stavi's podcast and da da your humor is similar
to mine.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
And I was like, is it?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
He's a comic, he said, I I want to start
getting into comedy.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
And he was a good looking man then and I don't,
but I can't.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
He's listening to the podcast, he's seen me perform live,
he's watched all my videos on YouTube going back.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
I mean, I don't want.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
To be a mentor little sister, little brother or whatever
the hell that.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Program was called. I'm gonna throw up. How old?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I don't know, late twenties, early thirties. It was a
black man, so he could have been sixty.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I have no idea. Okay, So Nick, what do you like? Though?
You you mentioned all the stuff that you can't stand?
What what? What are you into? Top three favorite things?

Speaker 3 (51:19):
So I'll put it under an umbrella like fast food.
I love fast food. Nick, you talk about it. You
gotta grow.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Up, I said, you like, and you say Duncan.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
That's the thing, Duncan, Chipotle, Taco Bell, you missed the
tackle Bell.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Yes, fast food.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I want to see who's trying to talk to you
and your dms after this, because that that for me, I.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Would hopefully one of those companies offering me a sponsorship.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Taco Bell girl. Literally, I'm walking away.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I'm walking away other things. I genuinely this is gonna
sound sappy, and this isn't the place.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Not after you said Chipotle, Taco Bell and Dunkin Donut,
You're You've done a Trump's son, hes all of it.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Andy likes diet Coke and that's my favorite, great Broschi. Okay,
this something that I really like or love. Is I
genuinely love spending time with my friends, like it's hands
down favorite. If I could do it every day day.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
If I was into you and you told me all
this stuff, I was like, well, I have no chance.
I'm not Dunkan Donuts, I'm not a nice coffee, and
I'm not Mateo Lane.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
So what the hell would they want to do?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
I said, very clear, very.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Clear, christ Collie, you said co worker.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
One of my favorite things to do is whenever Matteo
post something is to look for Nick's comment.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
It's always the shadiest, meaning you.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Have a shady yesterday of us two. I was fighting
the comments and it was cracking me. Someone was like,
what's the smile without teeth? I wrote, there woulden.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Okay a ram Lincoln.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
You know this is such a healthy friendship, I said healthy.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Mateo was like happy for International friend Day, like he
wrote this whole caption dannos nigs, who are you?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
It was yesterday?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Yeah, it was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
International friendship is what I did not know that on TikTok,
Mateo's post is the only one that I saw about it.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
I said, well, the reason we saw is because Nicole
Byron Sashir that made us re upped their podcast best Friends,
and they said, in honor of International Friendship Day, our
new episode of best Friends is out.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Well we'll celebrate related we slated black that was white.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Tomorrow is not even today tomorrow tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Well, we found out about it buffer International Black friend
Day where you saw that post and wasn't like I
thought time I got distracted.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Then I went away International. I gotta I gotta get

(54:30):
back in the mix. This is crazy yesterday.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
When do you think you're gonna dip your toe back
into Instagram?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I think I think I'm I think I'm there. I
think I'm pretty much there because I've shedded this. I
want to reinvent. Honestly, I feel like, yes, honestly, Amina
shaving her hair off, like going dark, doing all this
stuff and then coming back and now she like vloggs

(54:56):
and yes, it was actually pretty inspiring. I mean she
does in us stuff in the group and I was like, yeah,
I just like it because I'm like.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
This, I can't but I can.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
But but are you talking about the inspirational stuff that
she drops? No? No, No, She'll just like have a
picture of She'll have a video of her dancing, like
with her son, and she's like, this is content for
the day. And I'm like, I Liken, do I need
to get a son?

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Like's gonna get me to go? You have a son?
It's right there?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Shut the world, that's your content.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Yeah, you're really good at it.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Nick, You're I mean, you could do a whole video
series of Sydney and her water baby weird spot.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Nobody should I start getting it? Close. Is this my
labu boo?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Now should I start clipping? Should I draw faces over
it and like a little vest lashes on it?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Turnt out a picture of a la bu boos?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Take it on that. Oh that's see. I love that.
We're brainstorming, workshopping.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Here content corner.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Okay, so I'm gonna have to go to Marie and
print out something from printer.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Well, you have a whole bit about printing.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
I gave my printer to Marie and it doesn't have
any ink international.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Wait, no, but we have work. We're going to dinner.
We got dinner and a show tomorrow for international show.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Oh, we get to see the original cast of.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
The original guest?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Is link?

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Is it a what is it? You don't know what
it is? Hamilton, Hamilton, the original cast, the original guest.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
That's a big deal.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Wait where is that hapday?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Wait? Where is that happening?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
You're on? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Well obviously, Yeah, we're going to like a dinner and
then I guess I think they don't sing.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
That's pretty amazing.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Cha Chase sapphires hosting Chase Sapphire. Hopefully I'll get a
new account.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
There you go, putting it in the universe one hundred
and sixty thousand deposited the next against us a house home.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Okay, can I tell you guys something that I heard
about today that I have to talk to you all about.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Okay, yesterday international something so No.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Apparently I was talking to one of my managers and
she was apparently there's a girl on Etsy that you
can buy a spell from her. Okay, and then she
or three wishes. I said, it's a genie?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Is it Will Smith?

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Yeah, it's a lady on Etsy and she you could
buy a spell or a witch from I mean whatever
from her and people pay.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Money and then she does the spell and it's supposed
to be like about someone.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
No, like people people use it and get like you
have like money coming or like love or like I
don't know, like random blessings and stuff like that. She
charges fifteen dollars a spell, okay, Jean, fifteen dollars a
spell and she has one hundred and fourth thousand sales.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Marie, did you do it? No? Should we do it?
I just wanted to talk to Yak about it. Should
we do it? Does everybody want to do their own?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Can we?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
I think I'm in I'm in it's only.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Fifteen dollars and one hundred and four thousand sales.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
One hundred and four thousand, one.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Point five million dollars. She's made from make believe.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
But you know what, she maniffected this and I'm here
for it and we're signing up.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Bitch, I'm not matter people are dumb enough to pay it.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Mind. You look at the reviews.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Yeah, thank you very much, very satisfied by a results,
very satisfied.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
I purchased the spell from Emily. That's not a good
witch name.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
I purchased the spell from Emily, and slowly, over the
past few months, I've seen amazing changes, changes that I
wouldn't think could be possible before.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
But do they give examples?

Speaker 1 (58:47):
No.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
My other requests were received and help quickly. I'm excited
with this one. I don't it doesn't say. I mean,
I guess we could see if anybody.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Do we know what she looks like?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
No, because I asked, you know, I asked that I
know her name is Emily. I so white were what
it is. Yeah, she's in the UK, the UK, so
she's making USD. She's making us D, making USD and Manchester.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
And the dollars stronger than the pound. Right now, the.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Dollar is strong.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
She's one point.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Four million dollars.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
She's been doing these spells on Etsy since twenty twenty,
and that's when all the fools came out in twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Did you know that pandemic at us going a while?

Speaker 3 (59:30):
All these would we do this? We know this, you
know this here, we could have done that.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Wealth and prosperity, cleans, road opener, cleans h health.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yo, look at this, this is Marie. We got to
do this tonight.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Love and reconciliation, cleansing and protection, wealth and prosperity, self,
love and growth.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
And she is like twenty one things.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
I'm going to do it and I'll get back to y'all,
but I'll won't say if there's the results happen, they
just gonna happen. And y'all, y'all better have your eyes open.
You have your eyes open, will be in your mouth wide.
Hey watch this space.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Yes, there will be signs.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
There will be signs, will be will signs. I'm not
gonna say, but there will be sign signs. So that's
not messed to y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
No, I mean no, it's good mess. It's messy. That
she does it because it's obviously not real, and if
she even is a she, it could be a three
hundred pound guy in his basement somewhere saying he's only
doing elly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Fourteen thousand ratings, fourteen thousand ratings, fourteen. She has one
hundred and four thousand sales, but she has fourteen thousand ratings.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Four point nine, Yo, we gotta do it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Point nine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Four point nine. That means nobody is saying they're not savy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
One person was like three stars, yeah, because they probably
didn't get with brading.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
You can over the lowest rated one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the lowest rated. Let's go hold on.
Oh no, it's it's either suggested or most recent. Damn damn,
so we can't. Maybe just try to scroll through and
see if you could get anything.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
But hell loo, I mean there's I'm on page five
and this is July thirtieth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
That was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Yeah, that's crazy, Okay, okay, okay, well Emily, Hey, we'll
get back to y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
We'll let you know it is she is cash. How
many spells we gonna do? She's amazing, ten out of ten.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Definitely life changing, very accurate and on point. The mannerisms
of the people I was asking about were completely accurate,
and I appreciate the clarity.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Got voodoo?

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Is this happening on zoom? It came fast and when I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Say some roads opened right away, truly they're talking about anal.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I knew it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
I knew this is wild for me. Emily was very
prompt with communication. I'm hoping for good things with the
abundance casting. I'm looking forward to more abundance in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
What this abundance?

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Abundance? Is it money? Is it love? Is it? Health?
Is it asked?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Abundance is like I just want a lot of something.
But abundance is like your cup is full and running over.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
That's abundance.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Okay, just tell me the specific things I need to
ask for when I hit up this bitual, Emily.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
All I'm going to say is this actually works.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
I paired it with a road opener so that it
may have that may have enhanced it. I definitely got
money that was much needed to pay my rent. My
rent was covered for three months by this. Now I'm
buying a house.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
I'm a nigga girl. I'm going to her immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Yet we got it in the pod right now because
I'm about to go off, Marie, send it to us
and send the link. No, actually, I don't want to
send the link to the people because we need to
see if it works. Yeah, we need to see and
we'll add y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Know you're not getting money to promote it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
No, exactly, because we're not helping Emily. Unless you want
to come on the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Girl, we should start our own spellcas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Wait, hold on, like that's cool. Now, what's so frustrating?
What's so fustering? You know? It's mess is just like
not believing in yourself and not believing in the bullshit
because you will be thinking, oh, this is a dumb idea.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I can't do this. I'm not gonna go forward it
or you don't want to. You don't want to hurt people.
You're like, I don't want to take these people money,
but why not if they giving it away, you might
as well. Oh, let me tell you about the story
that I just heard yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Okay, so now we're now we're not God Okay, Nick,
let me cross and I wonder if you if it
crossed your timeline. So this guy bipolar like a massive
bipolar manic person.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Right. He's from Ghana. He's an artist. Right, He's had
so much like dysfunction and stress all his life. He's decided.
He looked it up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
He wants assisted OOI side in in twitch and they
do that, they do assisted suicide and so STUI side.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
So he's like, oh, I'm going.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
To sign up for because it's Switzerland.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Okay, switch switch side, sit side right, and so you
have to sign up for this. I don't I don't
know what it is. I don't let me finish, let
me finish. I don't know how much it costs, but
you sign up for it or whatever. So he puts online.
He's like, hey, I've decided. This is what I'm going
to do. You know, nice knowing, y'all. This is what

(01:04:33):
I figured out. So then two thousand people hit him
up and they're like, wait, I want to go to
lunch with you, I want to go to dinner with you,
Let me cook for you, let me do this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Da da da da. So he's like, you know what, boom.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
So before I head out, I'm gonna do this project
called the Last Supper, and so I'm going to meet
up with all these people who want to make food
for me, who want to take me to dinner?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
And I'm going to document it, right right, idea, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Like, what would be your last meal before you die?

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
People were like, so is this podcasts?

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
No? No, no, you know he's just like getting visuals.
He's recording what he's having conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Da da da da dah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Right, so if you want to do it all Zoom
is twenty one dollars because that's what like a decent
meal he could buy for himself. Right, But if you
if you don't do zoom and if you meet up,
I think he charges like one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Wait, so I gotta pay for the food and I
gotta pay for you time. Yes, if you yes, if
you want to if you want him to come to you,
you got.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
To pay for his transportation and all the other stuff
if you want him to come.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
So people are paying. People are paying. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
He racked up about three hundred thousand followers on Instagram. Right, wow,
I'm still on my little eighty eighty k just being
normal living person, regular regular.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
He about to die one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
But that's the that's the catch. He has over their
hundred thousand followers or whatever. But he has so many
people wanting to do this. It has now extended him.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
His life, his life, his life by.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Year because he has to do every single one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
No, no, no, hold on, catch this. Then Sissa finds out,
now Scizzy is in the mix.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
If you're wondering if I hate you, I hate you, yes, Sissy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
So she's she's like, hey, I'm doing a show in Amsterdam.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I got VIP tickets, all this other stuff backstage, all
this stuff. Mind you, somebody had already bought him scissor tickets.
They got him VIP tickets. He got another friend who who,
who's gonna die? Who already set up? He's got a date.
He already got a date in Switzerland. So it's him
and his other friend, two peas in a dead pod

(01:06:40):
go to Scissors concert. Sissy takes a photo with him
and everything. He posts this. This man is posting three
times a day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Well, girl, he got to get this material. You gotta
get this mysterial. It's not gonna post it safe, do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
You think through?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Hold on now, hold on. So last year he gets engaged.
What who some guy, some guy, some.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Guy in a wheelchair, oh, they's gay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Yes, he's gay, and so with that guy. Then last
month he's engaged again to another guy. Right, come to
find out this is where, this is where I'm like, damn,
I'm too good of a person. Apparently in Ghana, he
set up some kind of like gallery art exhibition, got
all these Ghanaian artists involved. He sells all their work.

(01:07:28):
He owes him three hundred thousand dollars. That's why he
left Ghana. Also, his family are millionaires.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
So now he also he's saying that he's got a
date to die. He's not a you have to be.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
A citizen of Switzerland or the Netherlands or whatever. You
got to be a citizen to even you can't be anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
You can't just so. I don't want to say, because
they the people, no, no, no, the people.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Are coming after the people who are like this is
fucked up. And then he put in the cab and
he's like, so if I change my mind, am I
a bad person?

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Be writ in the comments are you gonna do it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Or no? What up?

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
You gonna die or not?

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
It's an assistant is calling every day like has it happened?

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Are you dead yet?

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Right? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Like people are putting that in the com and so
people are going after those people, and it's just like, yo,
why am I not brilliant enough?

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
And then the three of us are just trying to
do things the right way. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
You know what really blew my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
They said, oh, you are so mentally ill, you got
this debilitating bipolar but you are posting three times a
day like really good art. I said, I'm inspired. I said,
why don't I have that type of mental illness? Illness
that makes me want to be off Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
For five months? I'm like, do I need to die?
Like what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Well, it's not like you don't need to die, you
need to say you go do it, and then people are.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Gonna raise you and then you never have to actually die.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Nick, that's crazy. Doing things and putting in social spells.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Do a few spells.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Doing things and putting on social media definitely makes things
explode in a way that they wouldn't have been able
to explode in the past.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
There was a girl in the Bay Area. She went
to this restaurant to like review yes, and she's at
she checks in with the host, she goes to sit
she's sitting at the at the table. She's getting ready
to get her food. The one of the.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Owners and slash chef comes in. He's like, who's that
And she's like, oh, she's here to like review the place.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Blah blah. He said, how many followers did she have?
He looks it up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
He's like, she doesn't have enough followers to be two thousand.
She had fifteen thousand. He was like, my owner has
six hundred thousand. This is not enough.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
So the girl hears all this and she like gets
up and she leaves, and she talks about She makes
a video about it on TikTok. Of course it goes viral.
She doesn't say the restaurant name or the man's name.
They find him immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Wait, I think she did say the name. No she didn't.
The people the Sloops were like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Missus Taylor Swift's Internet, they're gonna find out daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Has six hundred k he has.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
He said he had won like a James something Peabody.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Award, James Beard Award, so that they found him.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Now she has three hundred thousand followers and now she
could eat wear she wants.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
She didn't even have to say she was gonna kill herself.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Yeah, Nick, I need your thoughts. What is which one
of these are mess and what's not mess?

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Honestly, they're all messy. You are scamming one hundred You
are taking the money of one hundred and four thousand
people and telling them you're performing spells. That's mess. I'm
not saying I'm mad at it. She got four, I'm
not saying I'm mad at it. Be good, Nick, No,
let me tell you you know the people buying those.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
No, let me tell you what it is. Let me
let me tell you what it is. This is what
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
You spend fifteen dollars cheat for prosperity or for roads
opening up or whatever. So you're moving through your life
now kind of like waiting for it to happen, so
you're more open to opportunities. You're saying yes the stuff
that you might not have said yes to if you
hadn't paid for this spell, because you're like, oh, this
is this it is if I say yes, tod like,
that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
It's all placebo effect. But also like you now.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Are moving through the world differently because you think this
lady is working for you, but in actuality, it's just
you working for yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Since fifteen dollars I got that, I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Three spells. What you want want to do? I got
enough money to get you a spell as well.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
This is coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Yeah, and for International Black Friend's Day, you want.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
It or not, I'm gonna buy yourself. Okay, you said
that's the.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Boy who cried sweat side.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
That's mass business, business mess.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
I think it was for clout. I think of was
for business, and I think it was for orange and attention.
That's messy. Now the restaurant one, that's not messy. The
girl seized an opportunity. She was just going to review.
He wouldn't let her. She made a video about it,
and then it exploded. Sometimes you can't help what explodes online.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
We gotta do that more.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
We really just we'll just walk out and they'll be like,
oh you is are never mind?

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Flip a table over it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Now I'm the one going viral because somebody else got
a video of me press the two flipping engage nineteen
times exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
You can follow us for that. Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
No one's not messy because.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
You can't be afraid to prop your phone up and
start talking.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Just do it just prop it up and the situation
doesn't go your way. Still make the video, Yeah, yeah,
still make the video.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
When in doubt, make the content. I gotta hire a team. Yeah,
that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
If I had like a little videographer that followed me
around like I was a streamer. This guy doesn't have
any of that. This guy who doesn't want to live
you don't have none of that. And if you go
to his page, it's it's o Kuta kine oh Couter
kind but his name is Joseph oh and then Kunta Kinda.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Yes, it's called The Last Supper.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
No, that's crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Nick.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
You can't say, oh, Kuta Kinty. I don't want that
coming out of your mouth. I'm saying, Okay, I'm not.
I'm just saying, now, go on, time for me say Kunta.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
No, you're not. I'm oh you're listening to Kuta Kinday. No, girl,
we gotta call it Emily right now, right now. Yeah, okay,
I guess we should wrap it up here. We gotta
we gotta go call Emily.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
Emily.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
This is too good. You're listen. We didn't have you
in the building for a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
It's here it's five forty four. So in Switzerland no
where is Emily. The UK it's eleven forty four there, so.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
We got to wait until the morning am.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Also, she's not available between like two and nine pm
because that's when she's doing her work.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
She's making money, and then you can't contact her.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
She's got business hours.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
It's given queer. I think she's queer. That's what she
read it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Or she might she might be Jamaican, that's yeah, that
might feels like London. Yeah, but but she might be
Jamaican because there's a lot of Jamaicans in London.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
And honestly I would like that more. That makes it
more real.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
I like that more Jamaican. Cleo follow me? Now say
that too.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
No, now wait, we have a message, we have many
he's following me?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
No, are you serious?

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Yeah no, he hasn't he had?

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Oh god, who else is he following? My friend Tye?
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
The nasty Oh my god. Well he's following a lot
of people we know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
You know who. He's not following Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
He's not following me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Disagram in five months, like I constantly say, I want
to die.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
We should be.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Bonded and five minds. He thinks you did. He said
that girl and wants must be done.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
He said, Oh my god, rest in peace. Let me
follow her friend.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Hey, all right, we're not doing a message. We're not
doing it. We did. Yeah, just come back with a message.
I mean, you know a lot of mess Nick.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Oh, you brought something out of us that. Man, I
can't I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Even talk about it. Right. It's the spirit of Chipotle.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
It's my Jewish spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
I guess I have to stand besides dunkin Donuts and
in Chipotle and Dia Coke because it's really it's really providing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Maybe this spell is already happening. We don't even know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Oh, Emily, Emily Building, You work a mysterious ways, works
in mysterious ways.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
It's the title of it. They can tell everybody where
they can find.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
You, either at the Chelsea Clinic or my socials Nick Smith,
oh nine, or my podcast with Metelane called I Never
Liked You, or at Union Hall in Brooklyn. Every month
I do my show hear me Out?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Is it the same week every month? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
No, but it's once a month.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Once a month.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
You heard it here first, folks, Byeuna.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Fuck, I'm gagged that he follows you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Three I honest right hold on let me Video.

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