Hiding Nothing From NOBODY w/ Rob HaZe

This week Sydnee and Marie have on THE Rob HaZe to chat burner account MESS!  We find out Rob's online boxing lore and the three do Mess or Just Living! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Listening to Miss Girl, do you want to tell the
people what you're going through?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I've talked about the last episode you get. It's like,
I'm trying to get adjusted. I'm trying to get my
life in order.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's like, why are we doing this, let's all just
be on drugs.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, hmm, it's so much.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's so much.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is there's so much pressure to be like, Okay, I
am this age. It's time to get things in order.
It's like, what is in order? Somebody somebody laid.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Out for me? What's the age you feel like you
should have it all figured out? Because I know.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Plenty of adults with gray hair, salt and pepper beers
who still gotta.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Figure it out.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I am not them, and I don't want to. They
are not my leaders. Okay, I'm trying to I'm trying
to shift. I'm trying to pivot, change the narrative capital poo.
I'm trying to pivot and it's so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Dude. Like I saw something, I was like, I gotta
pay this. I don't want to pay it.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh, let me tell you how. I check my mail.
I opened the mailbox. If it's bills in there and
tax papers, I leave the envelopes in there and I
close the mailbox. Yeah, is that adulting? I don't, I
can't you The guests look shocked.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Sounds like a crime.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, it's a crime to open somebody else's mail. That's
not a crime. It is I'm mail.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well, if it's in if the thing is if you
get to receive the mail and you open it. And
but then, like, you know, if you just say I
never received that, you know, even though there's proof that
it probably was, but I was, somebody can ruin in
my mail. I got at a person come to my house,
lose my mail?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
How do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I just mail is hard. When I was a kid,
it was like, oh I got a letter. It was
exciting to get mail. It was it was usually a
chain litter or something stupid like that that I was like,
oh I have to I'm gonna die seven years bad
luck if I don't send it.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Remember chain letters.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
But now, as an adult, my mailbox is full of
stuff that literally bills that I don't want to pay.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
And I forget to pay my bills every.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Month, not one bit. I just I'm like, what are
we doing? And then and then what's also crazy. Is
that the stuff that I want to pay for. I'm like,
why is it this amount? I don't want to talking
about just for a hale, No, sophour is not even
that's not even at the top of my list anymore.
It's just like because I have in my I have
my apartment, and I'm like, there's just so much that

(02:33):
I need and I want to I want to be, like,
you know, an art person.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I want to have art everywhere. Well, we want to.
In a couple of weeks we are so we are
doing mabe. We'll buy some art. There is it on
the calendar. Ye, that's another thing. That's another thing.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I just I honestly, I walk outside and like today
I thought that the guests we has the show, and
I thought that the show is today.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
It is not today, it's two days from now. Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
And then I thought I had another I thought I
had another show. After his show, I said, wow, this
day is packed. You thought the show was today? I
thought two shows was today?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Nothing? I just have this? Can you believe it? Grown crazy?
My sister is unbooked.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Tonight that if this go ahead and sliding wow and rude?
Should we just should we bring him in and then
do our masks or what do you want?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's mass we could do whatever we want to do.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
He's a friend of the pod. He's been on the pod.
I mean, I don't know. You're probably one of the
first guests we had in our first iteration of unofficial experts.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
So were you at Anthony's house? I was like losing
some like we work or some office.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Used to pay for We were because we thought we
were gonna do video, but we didn't do it, like
we didn't do it like this.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
And look at you now video give it up for
Rob Haye.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Come yeah, this big secret. I'm in the description.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I know it's a bit boo, it's a bit. I
got you, Rob Hayes.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You got a podcast called The Inconsistent.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Podcasts.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Rob Hayes, Uh, what's inconsistent?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
When it comes out? Well, we talk about everything about
you've done it. You did one the first episode.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
There was a theme. But there was a theme. You
gave me a No, there was no homework. You gave
me a quiz. There was absolutely a test.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
The only thing was like there was there's one rule
that the guest doesn't know. Okay, yeah, yeah, but no
it has it hasn't evolved them on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah. Yeah, you know, randomly, stuff happens. It's a good time.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Randomly, randomly like randomly like our mess?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
What's your mess?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
This week?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I talked about my interior designer quitting. Yeah we did.
We did that already. Unbelievable, unreal? Now is it? Is
it mess?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
If I take all the stuff that we put on
Pinterest and I decorate my apartment without her?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, yeah, okay, did you pay her?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
I paid her the first payment, okay, and then when
she hit me for the second.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
One, I was like, what have you done for me lately?
You know?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
So?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I mean, I guess that's MESSI but that's not what
I wanted to talk about today.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't remember what it was. Mess Marie.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Every time we get on the pie, you're like, oh boy,
and I know with my massive and then I fucking
bear my soul and you're like, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
What that because you come prepared me.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I lost a pen in my house and then I
spent two hours picking for my pant and I.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Said, no, bitch, you need to come loves first. Oh,
here here is the mess. Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I had therapy yesterday okay, And my therapist was like,
just so you know, I'm leaving this practice and I'm
I'm opening my own thing and I'm not gonna be
able to take your insurance and oh, I guess, I
guess we're done here.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
And she was like, well, I mean, she was like,
if you would.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Like to continue working together, we can work together as
like I could be your life coach and it could
be like you veno me.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
And I was like, it sounds like you need a.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Life coach because what about I see her every other week.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I don't actually even really need her. She's just somebody
that I talked to twice people I don't have.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't have depression or general anxiety disorder. It's not
something that I need to be paying out of pocket for.
My insurance is paying, which is why I keep doing it.
And I honestly use my therapist to work on bits
like I'm just three.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's mess when I use.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
My therapist for joke, you don't think there's anything to
work on, nor.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I just been here for you know, an hour every
other week.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
The check with my good sister, and when she laughs,
I'd be like, I'm right that Dawn Marie she's taking notes.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'm taking notes.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
I haven't. I mean, I have insurance because of her.
I have a credit card because of her. But you know,
I'm not about to be paying her like one hundred
and fifty dollars an hour or whatever. Marie said, I
just want you all to know. On the pot, she
said she doesn't need a therapist. She good, she don't
have anxiety, depression.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
All that shit that we got.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I have anxiety, but not to the point that I
need somebody to like calm me down. I'm not medicated yet.
But I just I don't know. I just I feel
like she'd be going on vacation. I didn't even know
therapists could take vacations. She'd be traveling with her family
and talking to me about her birthday party and showing

(07:55):
me videos of what she wore. I'm like, girls, okay, now,
that's why you don't want to pay her professional.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Set that up? Friends, That is wild. Hey girl, if
you're listening to the pod, you might have to hand in.
Let me.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Not enough come out of my We are friends. She'd
be texting me articles about dating shows, and I'd be like, what, hey, girl, No,
that's not that's not how you do it? I'm sorry, Wow, that's.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Should we have her on the pod? Great?

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Rob?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
What do you think about that?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
You?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I mean, it's it's the vemeo, you know, it's it's
a lot going on.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's a lot going on.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
She's just like, you know, in two months, I'm not
gonna be here no more. They're going to reach out
to you to to link you with a new therapist here.
And I was like, I gotta start all over again.
I gotta I gotta start from scratch with another therapist.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I'm healthy, I'm healed, all right, I'm delivered.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
All right.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
I do think that your therapist is taking a vacations
probably healthy, yes for her or for me, for everybody,
because you you see somebody having you know, a healthy
relationship with work where they take a break, and then
also they you know, you might be a fun visit,
but other people be going through it, be unloaded, be

(09:20):
having problems, and they got to take all that in.
They can't discuss it with anybody, you know, give them
some time to go to the beach.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
If I if you was a therapist, you wouldn't discuss
nothing with your with your partner.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
You wouldn't be like, babe, you wouldn't believe what my clients.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Said today, not directly, Yeah, yeah it would, you know,
but yeah, they probably come out in the argument.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
You'll know what I'm going through my clients out here
on the streets.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
You worried about the garbage.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
That you that's wild?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, don't text me like you know, hey, what you
doing today? But like if she reads an article or
she specifically dating shows happening either live or on TV show,
message me stuff like that, like articles for me.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
To read, butting content, it's probably yeah, so she's home
depot and stuff. Yeah she like my assister.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, wow, okay, who it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
This is all mess.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I would love to hear what the people have to
say that about this, because this is just that this.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Is new to me.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's more than me losing a pensis I lost, I
lost the fear right, you're a.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Therapist and a friend fully fully Uh.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
My mess for friend is like you know, hiring friends,
like not hiring friends, but like having a friend do
something like working with friends.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I think is mess because there's.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Just like the boundary the expectation, like I have a friend,
he's you know, he's very cool. He's helped me move,
you know, he helped me put my couch together. He
made my Halloween costume. Now all these things on paper.
Thank you so much. But like there's things in between
that you're like, yo, if I just hired someone, then

(11:14):
there would be no back or forth or like like yesterda.
Like yesterday he came to put my vanity together and
I was like, oh, I'll just pay you what I
would pay, you know, a.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Task rabbit or whatever.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
But like you know, he didn't finish, so I was like, oh,
you got to come back. But if it was a
task rabbert, I was like, you need to finish this today. Okay,
how long was he there for? He was there for
some time, and he was I mean, he was doing
his job like people. We weren't really talking. So yeah,
I just feel like a task rap I don't know,
maybe they move faster, but no, he was actually doing

(11:45):
his job.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
It's just like if it's my friend and I'm looking
at your face, I want to say something to you,
like hey, hey, but you're my friends, I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
But if it was a task rapper, I was like, so,
how long do you think he was gonna take you? You
can't say that to your friend. So how long do
you think you gonna be your friend?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
He said, I gotta leave a ten I said, what
I thought I had.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
You for the evening? Yeah, I want to leave at
ten pm? Yeah, girl, what's up? Was his call time?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I think he got there like seven, so three hours?
Three hours, but the vanity is still not.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
A sim still not done.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
And then and then but when he like stepped in
or whatever, he's like, so, what are we eating? I
was like, but this is your friend, but he's asking
what are we eating?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Because you have fed him before. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
If I'm thinking nighttime, I'm working, you gotta eat, I
gotta eat.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
You eat together. You're right, rap, I'm your friend.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I am painting you green on Halloween.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Like it was.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Actually he made me do just so you're wrong. I
painted myself green and it was back.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
But when he said what are we eating?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
You did you assume he was he thought he was
gonna pay.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
For him to eat? Yeah? Yeah, so what did y'all eat?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
We went to the form apasta. Think that was so good.
I want to order it again to that it's so
good and it's a it's affordable too. I mean, after
you do uber eats, you like I should have just
took the train there.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
But it was fine, it was great. So you so
you did feed him?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I did feed him And like you didn't Venmo request
the fifteen dollars. No, But I think what it is,
it's like when you host people. There's like a like
an expectation when somebody comes over or you ask them
to come over, like people don't know how to host
no more.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
And that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
It's like when you host, make sure there's beverages, make
sure there's snacks, and.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You know we're gonna have to eat.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
So it's just like now it's host, but you hired
this person, you paying them for a service, but now
you're also hanging out with them.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
But it's a friend.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
When I was a mover O, people would give me beer,
people would give me pizza.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, they want the job done right, because why are
you giving the end at.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
The end, at the end, but nothing broken. Hey, we
got some beers over here. You know, I don't even
drink beer. But after a movie, be like.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Take a Quarrel's like you got pbr Yeah, But I
think so how many movers would typically.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Move with you?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
It'd be like three of us.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, three people, a pizza, a case of beer, probably.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Cheaper than what you spend for two people to eat forma.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
That's the thing I think.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
I think you should have been ready for this and
have pre radio cheap food option, you know what I'm saying,
Because beggars can't be choosing.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
So it's like we eating cheese pizza. That's what we mean.
You knows I'm done.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
We gotta stop bringing pizza like that can be to
go toza.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
It's easy.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
You like pizza.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Set, they'd be like, you know, you're not supposed to
eat pizza on set? Were getting a.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Pizza because it's messy.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's not a croissant or a neutral grain, right, that's messy.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
I'm saying, like, okay, if people got a wardrobe and
stuff they had like you know the risk of pizza sauce.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
So what the hell can you eat on set a bagel?

Speaker 4 (15:16):
You're supposed to well, first of all, food supposed to
be separated from the set. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
It's like, we ain't never been on set.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Tell them you because we ain't never we ain't never
worked before.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Oh wow, yeah, I don't worked kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Four things away from an ego? Go on, Cynthia, No, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
She have a tony? I think so? And something else?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I think she.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
I think she got like three of the things.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, thank you for seeing me as Cynthia, though I
do racist.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Black Roberto, you're here from your mess? Did we figure
out what? Yeah? Rob? What's your mess? What you want
to talk to?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
My mess is I have a Burner account.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
And you be liking butt picks.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
I don't be liking butt picks on.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
The he's a married man.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
Love buts that's neither here nor and he's from Atlanta.
It's for uh, you know, arguing with people.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
What do you do with your burner account?

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Okay, my regular account? Right, I'm an enthusiast of information.
Sometimes people don't have all the information. I'd be wanting
to give them the information. People online don't like facts.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
They like to argue.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
So then there's somebody that comes along. They want to
negate the information and they want to insult me. They
want to use the fact that I'm a comedian to
insult me, and then it becomes a whole back and
forth Now I got people I look up to that
follow me.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
I got all kinds of people that follow me. They
don't need to see that.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Who follows you?

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Just people you know, my heroes. Yeah, I don't want
them to unfollow me because people, you know, people you
check on and see if they they still follow me.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Okay, Yeah, shout out to Rihanna. I'll be like, let
me see, yeah, was following me. I don't know if
he still is, but he did.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah. Yeah, that would be dope. That would be dope. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
So how do we check Rob's following?

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, well and we'll post yeah in the Yeah, we'll
put it in the dump.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I mean, like one time, Susan Sarandon commented on one
of my jokes that was really cool. You know, I
don't want her to see me arguing with somebody about
the shaman mooy years of soul trained.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
I don't want to see me be like actually it
was not communicated how Don Cornelius was doing at that time.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Like, they don't need to see that, okay, Susan Sarandon.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, she made sure of me and in the high
school that me and my class was able to go
to Cuba.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh she she sent some black kids to Cuba.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Y she did.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
It wasn't just it wasn't Cuba. But Susan, you hear
that it's the original passport. Broy that and she said,
sent me to Cuba.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Ye wait, Suans though, yes, you went to Cuba.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I went to Cuba with with my I I actually won.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
I wanted to get in, like you couldn't you had
to like it was a contest.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
It was a contest to get in with my class,
and I was I was one of the you know,
like it was like.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Twelve of us.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
What did you have to do?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I can't remember, but that it doesn't matter. She did it.
We was in Havana, okay and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
And uh my whost family didn't want me because I
was dark skinned. They said they somebody translated for me
and whispered. They were like, oh, they didn't want to.
They kept calling you negra because I mean, I asked,
I guess I am negro, but they were like, I
guess I am?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
I guess Yeah, did you get a new host family?
Like yeah, yeah. They wouldn't let me back in.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I went out late and I didn't come back in time,
and so I was just buzzing, buzz and buzzing.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Even they said late and I was like, y'all black,
y'all know we all late. What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Let's give it a latinos for tron. Okay, So Rob
your troll? Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
I'm not a troll, but it does make me think
who else am I talking to?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Who else is doing this?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
You know, because like the most vicious people online be
the people that like you try to respond and be
like this person doesn't accept like their name being added,
you know, and then you look in at their account
no following private account, but then they going through all
your stuff talking about you like, oh, if you so
anti capitalism, why are you selling your special for money?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
You know?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
And it's like, all right.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Are you selling your special for money?

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Hugs from Susan Sarandon.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
And yo, I have not made you know, like I
don't know if I broke even you know what I'm saying, like, yeah,
it was yeah, for the love of the game putting
the special out.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
You know, we'll make sure to share it. Also, yes,
we'll put that in the dump.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Right. No, I don't want sympathy from me.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I'm just saying, here a small black business.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
About that's true.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
You're saying you don't want sympathy. It's you sound like
my therapist when she was.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Like, will never forget over this?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
We might have visited blocker.

Speaker 7 (21:04):
Yeah, okay, so when you so.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
So, then I go over to the other side.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
And then now it's time. Now now i'm.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yourself no no, no, yeah, no picture no nothing. Now
we can go yeah. And then they don't be one
to smoke. They don't be one to smoke with the burner.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Now why make a burner? Why not just block all
of these people from your life.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Because I want them to know that they're wrong. I
want them to like, isn't you know what I'm saying.
It's not that they got to me. That's what they eva.
If I blocked them, then they're like I got to him.
But then if some straight it comes in like but
it's not even a stranger, as you brother, they don't
know that it could be It could be anybody. It

(22:08):
could be Obama's burner.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
But you don't think that you think you blocking them
makes them go, I got them. You don't think you
hitting them up on a burner makes them think I
definitely got Nah.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I think they think like, oh, the world is against.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Me, So do you murder? Then do you have? Because
it was because for me?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Right, if I'm in the if I'm in the comments,
getting eaten up, because that's what they say, you're getting
the eating you up?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Right, I'm getting cooked cooked? How many people?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Like?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
How many people are going out? Just person?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Because if one person is going on me, that's nothing.
But if it's like, you know, twenty plus people, then
I'm like, oh, shoot, I really I really might have
said something wrong.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
I mean, like, honestly, the way the way things work,
you just need one person to get something started and
that other people will feel empowered to like piggyback. So
if I say something good enough, now I got people
who agree.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
With me on my side. Now now we're rolling.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
So are you on the burner account in the comments
of your main account?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yes, it's room, but I want to waste your time there, friend,
you on the chase. Now we're gonna go to the chair.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Everybody listening, No, i'd be having comments of Platinum.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
The shad Room instead of Rob Hayes.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's hob raised after we're looking for in the shade Room.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I have to find.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Out who Yo, this is the where's waldough because we
are gonna find you.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Because like, but that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
If you say something, people get personal real quick online.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Now you go to your page just goro back seventeen
weeks and they'd be like, that's why your grandma passed
and you'd be like.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Whoa what that has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
We're talking about oh J Simpson.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
But if you said that's why your mam and dad,
I'm like, well that is a fact. And you said
people don't like facts online, and I'll be like, well,
the factually you're not wrong.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
They do hate facts online. I'm trying to fit all
the people I blocked.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I saw the shade Room posting.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
You it's your You're the problem. Why are you? We
are not looking at what the shade Room is saying.
Just block the shade room. Yeah he can't. He's never
even talking about how am.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I gonna get my news from the news?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Okay? What did what did you shave today?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Jeene hack Men and his wife died right and the dog.
And I was surprised that I found out. Yeah, they
found them all dead today, Right, this is the first
time I ever seen I found out about the Baller Alert.
I was like, I've never seen Gene Heckman on Baller Alert.
Gene Hackman, and he's uh. He was Lex luthoran superman.

(25:09):
He was in Hoosiers. He was a coach Crimson Tide.
He was with Denzel.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Was he feeling in speed? Was that Gene Heckman, the
one that was missing a finger?

Speaker 4 (25:23):
He was in Uh, he's been in a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Like, okay, so old people though, like like Gene Hackman, Okay,
so wow.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
No way, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Wait, hold on. At first is AP news, but you
got it from Shade Room.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
I got from the baller I got from Baller Alert,
and so then I was like this.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Rob, it's you you I know.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
But that's why I was like, oh, this is serious,
because I'm finding this out from like black media.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Right.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
So then the Shade Room posted and all I said was, Wow,
the Shave Room knows about Gene Hackman.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Okay, this person on your burner or no, on your
actual This.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Person responded to me, Oh, only your family knows about you.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Oh maybe that's maybe that's Gene Hackman's.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Ghost family member. That's the ghost burner. Yeah, maybe that's
the burner.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
But I wasn't saying I wasn't saying that Gene Hackman
wasn't famous.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I wasn't saying I was just saying.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
That calling him white famous, you weren't calling him black famous.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
I was saying that shave Room don't already doesn't post
about him. But then this person, then this person responded
to me and was like, well, okay. So then in
response to that, I said, I'm trying to figure out
the puzzle that the sentence is.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
This is the puzzle everything that you're saying us right now.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
They responded as they said, your trans doctor could figure
out how to put your humpty dumpty face together. And
then that's what I was like, I am talking to
a crazy person.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
This was a time for the burners.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I was going to say, Sands, the trans doctor part
the Humpty Dumpty part eight. I was like, Oh, that's
pretty good. You think you think Rob looks like humpy? No, No,
you're calling him humpty dumpty.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
You said if he felt that, now you're saying he felt.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Right right now, it's humpty hump.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Ish, Yes, the humpty hump it's not Also given come
into America.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
It does, but but it's not humpty dumpty.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Okay, but I just I like Sidney's patrol.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Sidney was on ball alert earlier.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I don't have a I don't I don't have a
burner account.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I have a finish Okay, you.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Said you're bather me.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Ok yeah, because I would not wait my time like this.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
But this is good, thank you for coming on the pot.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
But also is white famous because when I saw his picture,
I was like, oh snap, same way City reacted.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
If I just heard the name, I'd be like.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Man, is that Jean?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I'm like, who is she? Who? Damn Jean?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Because gene Is is like is that a Haitian name? No,
that's Jean John.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I was just trying to relate to you, said O,
l okay.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
So you said you shouldn't have responded with your actual page.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
You should have done it with the burner account. Why not?
Why not jump in with the burner after that?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
I should have. But you know, if I have some
free time, maybe I.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Would don't circle back.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Now, do you ever use the burner account to get
at people?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
You actually know what you mean, get at like you.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Know when you're sometimes your friends and because like I
I it's there's like it teeters, it teeters. Sometimes you'll
post something right like and then since we all have
friends with comedians, people be in the comments trying to
tag your ship or try to be funnier, and it's like, no,
that's not what this is about. Just say ha ha,

(29:20):
that was funny, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Oh no, No, if I if I thought of a
tagging something, I'm gonna send it to you direct. I'm
not gonna I'm not gonna put it for the world
to see. That that defeats a purpose.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
But if a friend did that, would you come with
your burner and then be like.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Nah, okay, So this just it's.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Really more for like petty purposes. That's like, okay, if
there's somebody that I don't rock with, yeah, and they
like they getting cooked, I might go like it from
the burner because like it get back to me on
the main you know, So I'm gonna like it for the.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Engagement of them getting cooked.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
I want to know, is how long the burner been
A yes, this is important.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Honestly, I regret not always having it. So I regret
not like already building up followers and like different stuff
from the old old days, and then that way they
be like, this is a real person.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
So it's from twenty you started in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
I won't say when I started it, but even it started,
it has helped. It has helped me from from you know,
turnishing the brand by just being out here willy nilly
with my own.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
You're psychotic, So.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
This show you this.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yes, I'm not a psychotic. You're listening in the so
you listen in a sock. Oh god, wait, so you
don't have any followers on this.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
I don't have any followers and there's no profile. But
also I'm I'm private, Okay, so I'm hiding. I'm hiding
nothing from nobody.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
That nothing from nobody. Hiding nothing from nobody is the
title of this.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I just want you to know.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
So you don't have like a fake photo posted.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
It's just zero followers, zero posts, zero likes.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
No, it's a photo, but it's like a stock photo.
It ain't no like, Yeah, it's nothing real.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Rob might not be alone.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I just if you, if you're resonating with anything that
Rob is saying today, I need we won't know.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I want you.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I don't want you to put a little palm tree
in the comments, because I because I have never felt
compelled like this, but maybe somebody else has.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Have you more?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Have fake people have legit whole fake pages, right, And
it's I feel like a lot of times it's kids
or people who live in other countries and they want
to argue and then you go to their thing to
block them or to drag them or to you know,
make fun of their hairline or whatever, and you're like, oh,
there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Here, this is this is a ghost. I didn't know
I knew people though that did it that? Yeah, I
just thought that was you're.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
The first do you do you look at Rob differently
now a little bit? I just know that Rob is
very busy. He has lots of gigs. He's always he's
always employed, you know, working in an award show or
you know a show period in a writer's room.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
So I why you do this when you want, like
when you sitting on a squatty body.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
I mean, they make it real easy to just like
you know, jump in and out. So yeah, I'll be
up in, jump out.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
So whenever I text you and you don't right back
in enough time, I'm like, so what you on your
Burner account.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
No, you're busy on a burner. Busy on your burner.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
I'm not. I'm not busy on the burner. It's just,
you know.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
It is, what would you I'm wondering, right because like
maybe I need to start a Burner account because I
just don't. Did you say, girl, Yeah, you've been judging
him this whole time, and now you're like, what you're
gonna do on it?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Well tell the people. The thing is is like lookingto
the camera. The thing is in my heart.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
I don't want no problems, like when people say stuff
to me on my page or whatever my DMS, I
just okay, thumbs up. But there's a part of me
that's like, no, right back, pitch, stand up, get at him.
So now if I get a Burner account, but even
if I get a Burner account, I just feel like
I'm not I'm better in real life, like talking shit.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I don't think typing it out.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I just as soon as I start typing, I'm like,
this is why am I doing this?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Almost posted a clip from burn a clip, yeah, like
a stand up clip.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
About oh my god, Well you know what, Okay, I
will say this because I'd be in the reddits.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Well I haven't been in there a while.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
But oh yeah I have a real reddit.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah, I was in reddit.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
This is when I was really rock bottom, and I
used to be in Reddit and there's like comedy pages, right,
and they say like if you are in these pages,
like you can't post your own stand up like somebody
else has to.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
So what it?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I was like, there was a moment where I was like,
should I make a burner account post one of my
because that's how a lot of people are getting followers.
They're posting in the reddits and then it's going viral
there and then it's spreading. Yeah I started read it,
I post you. Yeah, you started reading you post me.

(34:59):
Actually we don't have to go like this, yeah, somebody
post the person today list.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
I was in some some something.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Where it was like you put it you like pay
a service, you put your Instagram in, and then everybody
else like they got to like.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
And like comment on like ten people and then.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
It's sound like the thing that my mom does with
all the Haitian aunties where everybody gets but is this
a social media media comedy?

Speaker 3 (35:30):
So I was the only comedian in there.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
It was other people just trying to go viral, and
so yeah, I would put comments some people's stuff and
they would like get mad if you didn't put a comment,
and so check it'd be like yeah, it'd be motivational speakers,
and I'd be like, yeah, man changed my life.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
You know.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
So what what I'm hearing is everybody has too much time. Yeah, truly,
social media really has changed the world, right right, It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Do you think we'll ever be able to go back
to a time before this?

Speaker 4 (36:04):
I don't think we'll be able to go bay. And
I think it's also affecting everything.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
I think. I think so many of.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
People's like apathy towards what's going on in the world
is because they're just bombarded with it so much. And
we were seeing the effects of that now. I feel like,
you know, the way we consume music, the way we
listen to music, the way we you know, our relationship
with art is all affected by social media.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Even the news.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Right watch, I'll read an article or like, you know,
skim an article and I go right to the comments.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I'll be like what they're saying, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
The comments is truly sometimes what makes a story or a.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Post more interesting.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
People are doing amazing work in the comments, Like I
just want to say.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
The things that people are I can't say for you
what you know?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Yes, Rob Hayes, you see a coming of mind in
the shade.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Room Platinum, platinum, if you're listening to this, guys, we.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Don't normally promote shape Room.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
But we gotta go go to the comments and see
if we see if you just like it, just like.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
It zero one or whatever wherever. Yeah, I see it.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Okay, So what celebrities you think god burner accounts or
who need them? Like Azelia Banks says Stuffy Cloud with
her chest and she's been banned on multiple platforms multiple times.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
So we know Drake got offence, and we know Summer
Walker got offenced.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
How do we How do we know that?

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Because we've like they've kind of basically been exposed, Like
I didn't know about that Drake Finster twist. What happens
with like a bunch of teas or whatever.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
I'm screaming, what happened with Summer Worker.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
It's just her like uh uh, it's like Galactica something,
It's like space and stuff. But yeah, but then they
turned out to be Summer Walker, I think. But Beyonce
has definitely got offensive. She always knows what's going on.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
But I think that because she has people on the
internet for her telling her. I think she's not because
she always has her phone in her hands.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
She's not all she's doing something. I've never seen her
with her phone in her hands. Were you serious she
having her phone in her hand? Show me a picture, uh,
examples of drags Fencer.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
I think that.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
I think jay Z's got a fence to I think
jay Z's got a efects.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
I think he gotta what's that like, a fake X.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I don't know, old old Twitter.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Yeah, yeah, but I think he's got I think he
knows what's going on on Twitter spaces.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
I think, you know, I just I'm like, I love
everybody having freedom of speech, but we they gotta stop.
It's people are saying too much and to the point
where they fear nothing. And that's the problem I think
with you know, these burner accounts, these trolls, these anybody.

(39:13):
It's like, this is stuff you would never say to
anybody's face.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Ever.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
The only time I've seen somebody really come out and
say something.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
And if somebody say is.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
In New York City in the subway, that's when people
are really popping off and giving it.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah so much that people are really saying, oh.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I got into it with this woman on the Like
the other day, I almost got into a fight on
the train with this crazy what happened? Ye was yesterday
was like two days, but it was. It was rush hour.
I'm trying, you know, it's a lot of people on

(39:51):
the platform. My train pulls up. I'm like, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me. I'm pushing through the crowd. My
bag hits this lady's bag and she's like, oh, hell no,
now I got a follow you.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
And so but I hear her.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Say that.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
The frame is packed. So I'm standing right in the doorway.
She's like, you could have said sorry. I'm like, I
said excuse me several times. She's like, but you could
have said sorry.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
She's yelling.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Everybody on the train is looking. They are you know,
it's embarrassing, too cute for this. So obviously she was
not cute. So she you know, because three girls don't
have time to fight. So she's yelling, and but I'm like,
I got my glasses on. She wearing glasses. I'm not
about to fight you. You're not about to hit me,
but I'm not saying that. I gotta keep cool. And

(40:41):
this is one of those times where the door is
not closing the train. She just sitting in the station
and she's like, bitch, you lucky. I had a good
day to day and I feel the bitch wash over
my whole body. But I'm like, I'm still not about
to do this. She clearly has nothing to lose, right,
so on a good day, on right, this is this

(41:01):
is you on a good day, I said, and I
hope you could continue to have a good day.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
And she was like, no, you have a good fuck
day and you have a good day. You have a
good day, and that also could be the title and
the week.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
And then she walked away, and everyone on the train
is just like, you know, they're like looking over the pole,
there's a dog in the backpacks in his head up.
The people on the platform looking at me like this,
and then the doors closed and this all due.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Behind me was like, you handled that really well? You did.
I did, And everybody on the.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Train was like mm hmm, yeah. They were like glad
nothing popped up, because we really have somewhere to go,
really have somewhere to be. I had a Rice Christy
Tree waiting for me at the house. I was busy,
I had planes. But that like the way she was talking.
It was like, I think she's used to people either
not backing down from her or she's just somebody who's
unhinged and board. But yeah, people, people are crazier now

(41:55):
than ever.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I think the pandemic made people more ticky.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Ticky boom, and social media has made people bolder than
they would have been if you saw them in real life.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Not in New York though.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
I'm not threatening people, Yeah I'm not. I'm not on
there just like yeah, I'm not on there being a
different person.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I'm just on there being anonymous.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
That's all being anonymous, but giving information informative.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Do you read?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I don't really.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I I don't really read. Wow, you think you know somebody?
You think you see somebody start and then you hear
the sound My god, No, I don't really read.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
I can't believe the work that we do here at
mass I thought that you read.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
How dare you ask me about and.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
You don't read. What's the last time you read a book?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah? I read read.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
I read this winter.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
I got a bunch of bo I got books, said
I take with me and stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
I just don't. Are you going to bring a book
on a plane, because you're like, I'm gonna read on
this flight.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Last flight I was on, the book was in my
hand and I just went to sleep. But the book
was like right there. It wasn't even crack. It was
just like, yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Wait, how do you get your how do you get
your facts?

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Baller alert ball alert shut down social media.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
But then I watch a lot of docs, watch a
lot of docs. I read a lot of uh of
stuff online. I guess, I guess I do read. I
don't read as many, just per se books. And they say,
like novels helped your brain and your imagination. So I'm
trying to read more fiction.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
But I got to get back in down that week.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
I just read a lot as a kid, but as
an adult, I'll be trying to read and my eyes
are like what and my brain is.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Like what did I just read? And I got to
go back to the top of the page. It's what
about an audio book? Can we do audiobooks?

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Yeah, no, I'm good with audio books. I just the
only thing I can't drive and listen to an audio
book I get into it, I don't be crashing, but
I'd be like, I don't remember the last couple of miles.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Let me the last couple Could the book be that good?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
I'm picturing the book instead of like where I'm going.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
On the road. You know.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
The thing about like being on the Internet or Instagram
or whatever, Like sometimes I want to repost things that
people are posting, right, but that means I have to
fact check everything, like either the information could be right,
but it could be coming from a bad page or
a page from a person.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
I'm like, but you're problematic, this is good.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
So that's why I'm like, I don't even repost stuff anymore,
even if this could be helpful, I'd rather do my
own work and then like just post the information you
doing your own research, Yeah, because infrographics or the things
that I just it's just too much, right, Like I
was a lot of that was happening during Black Lives Matter,

(45:21):
and then like the pandemic just with COVID, and then
you you take something, you repost it, then you know
two hours later, Oh I got to take that shit down.
I was having to take down stuff so much. Yeah,
and it's like what the information that we're getting how
how real is it or how right is it? Yeah,
I was trying to. I was going to repost this thing.

(45:44):
I don't even remember what it was about. But then
I saw what page it was. It was like, uh,
it was like.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Israel Forever or something like that, and I was.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Like, oh well, let me see what let me Yeah
what I said it was about the California Okay, I'm.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
You know, I try to find the original where the
original post came from. Also, I only share stuff in
my story, so you got twenty four hours to cancel me.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Yeah, I ain't putting nothing in my feed, but you know,
stuff that I created, I made my own or you know,
could could holler at the person who did you know, Like,
but yeah, so in my story, that's where like.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I repost other people's stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
I repost you know, different stuff that I see, and
then I feel like people's relationships with social media should
be like oh yeah, I should you know, if I'm
really gonna like take this users, I should fact check
it on my own, like, you know, I'm not trying
to spread misinformation, but at the same time, at the

(46:54):
same time, if I'm spreading it. I mean you misinformed too,
you trusted me too much. I don't read.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
You did say that, but you but you watch documentaries.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Documentaries are books for people who can't read.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah, tell us of the last documentary you watched.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
The last documentary I watched. I watched a lot of
the SNL stuff I watched. I saw the Luther doc
in the theaters twice twice.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah, I didn't know you were a big Luther fan.
What did you gather from.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
A huge Luther fan?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
I'm a big quiet Storm, you know, on the way
home from a gig, turning on the oldies.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yeah, so make you fall asleep.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
It was no so you could listen to an audiobook
and get distracted. But listening to Quiet Storm don't make
you like miss smiles. I'd literally be in a car.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Like, who's no, I'm not going to sleep.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I'd rather not Quiet Storm songs.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Storm.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
No, it's like you know, like like, first of all,
the d J has always got a deep voice, always
like and now it's evening time, they playing they playing
like uh, you know s w V WEEKGAT, so they

(48:27):
might be playing week they playing the like the you know,
there's a slow body roll songs.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
They playing like uh change all the Brothers.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Yes, yeah, but they might They might play make Me
Say It Again Girl by the Isley Brothers. They might
play you know what I'm saying, They might playing Yeah,
they playing stuff from before we were born. But yeah, they
playing They're playing Luther. They probably playing, Uh, the house
is not a home, my en listen. They might play that.

(49:05):
They might play love.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Yeah, so you do know they play like wedding songs.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
They're playing like, yeah, the slowest songs, but on the radio.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
And that doesn't make you want to go to sleep.
What I'm saying, no, where does it make you feel
love music? It doesn't make you feel.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
I'm just being I'm just driving.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Milick you up and down?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Say, maybe they might they might. They might hit them
with a.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Little I want to get a ricke.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Yeah, they're playing for sure.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
We listen to the chost Storm.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
No, all, I don't have a car. What am I
I'm telling the I think we need to First of all,
we set the tone with the uber driver. Hello, how
are you okay?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I'm okay? You mine? Is that? Is it?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
FM or am fm Oka quad Storm is Black people Delilah.
Oh yes, because Delilah is white people slow songs from
back in the day. Yeah, yeah, the more you know here, yea, Marie,
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I don't know. I don't know. You're so well versed.
You've never been in the car at nighttime with your parents.
Oh well, you know.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
I lived with my great aunt uncles, and they weren't
in the car after after seven pm.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
No, there was not on the road. They shouldn't have
been on the road. We was. We was back at
the house.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
We watched Jeopardy, yes, Jeopardy, Will of Fortune, all that
good stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
See, my mom would put me up from debate practice
this day.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
And night practice. Okay, this is why you got a burner. Yes,
you was in debate club.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Now we get the story. This is your show, rob,
how you turn into a troll as a kid.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
You did debate and now.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
That's why you're fighting people on the internet.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Wednesday, seven o'clock, they would play fire and Desire.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
We'd seen fire and desire.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Talk to us about what happens at debate practice.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Please, do people want to know?

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Okay, so I did policy debate, which is like basically
it's two on two and there's the first speaker and
the second speaker. The first speaker presents, you know something,
the next first speaker negates that presents like an alternative.

(51:43):
The next speaker the second speaker that's that was normally
me response to that. So I'm normally like I would
be making fun of, you know, their their arguments. I
would be saying how they didn't answer some things that
we said or whatever, and then they have a second
speak of the response to me. And also we did

(52:03):
cross examinations, so we ask each other questions. You like,
being a lawyer, it was it was some pre law
like a lot of people that go into a line
stuff like.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
You were just like baby Johnny Cochran a little.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Bit in school.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
I had a big tub of files.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
You said that, I was gonna say you were like
Aquia and the bet in school.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
I had a big tub and it was like all
my different debate files, all my different pholtos and stuff.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
And when the debate camp and.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Were you a nerd?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Do you even have to ask?

Speaker 2 (52:41):
You don't have because the thing is is that you
you got the swag, show the shoes. You got to
show the shoes, show the people to shoes.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I show we got to camp here at math. I
think you're the first. I think you're to show your shoes.
Get it, Like nobody nerd is not wearing those.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
I mean I'm a nerd. I think I'm into things
that aren't.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
You know, I'm not like I don't watch anime and
I don't you know, I'm not like you just but yeah,
but I get real nerdy about the things I like.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Like I like hip hop. I get real nerdy about
hip hop. I like sneakers. I get real nerdy. You
know what I'm saying, You're not gonna be a nerd.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
You're talking about the history of these things.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Yeah and yeah, if I no matter what I did,
I was gonna be a nerd. If I was in
a gang, I'd be like, you know, the crips started
in nineteen sixty eight.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
You know I'm saying, like that is gonna be me
like they started nineteen sixty eight. I don't know, I
don't know. Don't fact check me, don't fact bang on me.

Speaker 6 (53:38):
Please, They're gonna run up on you. It was actually
nineteen sixty.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I think it's I think.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
It's messed this the word nerd because it has like
this negative connotation behind it, like, oh, you're like a loser,
which are not? You just have a lot of information,
but it's a.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Nerd loses though whoa why not loser? Dork?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Dork?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Yeah, no, some words are dorks, like like the people
who are like air pre can't be the green Landen.
He's too light skin. It's like, all right, y'all, yeah,
do y'all know what we've been through?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Do y'all know? You know what I'm saying? Like racist
is green larn?

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Yeah, he's gonna be green landed.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
He got them green eyes, So yeah, that's somebody who's contact. Yeah,
you think if I had green eyes, my career would
be farther. I could see you being like a little
like a wander wives green. I could see you, don't
I don't think so, But I think if I had
green eyes, I don't.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Think that your eyes donna stopping you from anything.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
I think I think it's my if I so far, Yeah,
but I could be further further if I.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Had the eyes.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
I got bummed out today because I saw that they
said Lebron left they.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Eat I'm already I'm out.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Second because they took his cookies away and I was
like Labrone was eating cookies. Like I've been blaming me
not being in the NBA on like not having cookies,
and I mean by eating cookies since I was a
little kid.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
And I was like, maybe like.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Real cookies, not the cookies, like the cookies like when
you're on the computer.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
This is like real, No, like like chocolate chip cookies.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Like the cookie. Bron left the heat because they took
his cookies.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, they took his cookies off the plane, and he
was like.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
I'm taking my talents to Did you get this from
the Shade Room?

Speaker 3 (55:39):
I got this from Dwayne Wade on the podcast on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
If that's okay, that's a reputable source.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Rob, you take us through so many
hoops and loops that I just can't even.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
I've been blaming the cookies on me not being like athletic, like, oh,
because I ate too many cookies, I could be in
the NBA.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
It's because you're a nerd. Are there nerd basketball?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
I'm nerdy about basketball?

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Are there nerds that play professionally?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Yeah? I think so.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Who's the nerdiest basketball player? You think of? Like all time?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
The nerdiest?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Because can you be an athlete and a nerd.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Yeah, yeah, I think I think Jalen Brown, Jayleen Brown,
NASA wanted him to work for them.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
He went to Berkeley.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
He's a good man. Yeah, great man Brown.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
He's the one that won the super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
He won, he won the NBA Championship. He was the
finals MVP.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
He is. You know what, I'm gay, but I'm not blind.
He beautiful man.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
He treats it, treats his fiance goodad.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Oh yeah, you think about you think about Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
City wait for Jalen Like, yeah, you you confusing Jalen
Hurts for Jayleen Brown.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Actually hurts you.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Y'all.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Y'all has been wearing berets. Yeah, and y'all clown me
for trying to wear that beret to SNL and.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
We did not clown. Wait call it was the berat.
I remember you.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Because you look like Judy from DUM. I said, who
is this Leston.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
And You're like, yeah, listen, and now has been around
for fifty years. I mean, you know, black people gonna
clown you for anything.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Right.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
You could read a book and people be like this
nigger read damn. No matter what you do, you have
a show tonight.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Sydney hurts your hand with give your hand, you know
with me, I don't.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Have a shoulder night. Wait. Okay, so we have to
do mass versus living. You have to do that. We're
thinking that on the top of a dome. Mess versus living.
I got it. Okay.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
So if your friend is getting cooked in the comment,
is it mess to just be like this is on you, bro?
Or do you think it's important for you to get
in and help your friend while to getting jumped?

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Do I agree with my friend or do I agree
with the comment?

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Do you go in and like, you know, fight some
of these people who are saying stuff about your friend.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
I'm gonna fight on behalf of my friend unless I
agree with the cooking, like if somebody if somebody's cooking.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
You and I'm like, hmm, I kind of felt like
that too.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
I ain't gonna I'm not gonna interact with it, but
I ain't I ain't gonna jump in. I'm gonna jump
in if I agree with you or if you or
if you know, off the strength, I jump in for sure.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Okay, here's my mess verse. So that's mess. So you
being like I'm not getting in it. That's living. Okay,
that's living for you. Yeah, no, you're not getting involved.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Have a going to hell. I'm not living.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Yeah, you got a burner here. I have a question
for you. Is it mess or just living? Because the
definition of.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
A burner account is a temporary social media profile created
to maintain anonymity.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
How long you think you're gonna keep this burner for?
Is it mess?

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Four years?

Speaker 4 (59:22):
It is mess to have it for years? And you know,
temporaries in the either beholder.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
No, temporary feels like maybe you know, six to eight months.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
You know, maybe you're not letting it go.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
I've been on ig since twenty eleven, so you know,
it's like in the scope of that, a lot of
things is more temporary than you know, fourteen years.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Twenty eleven, it's twenty twenty five. Now you have burnince
twenty eleven.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
I wish I did say I wish I st it now?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
No, is it messed that doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Was on the podcast talking about Lebron James cookies because.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
It's been speculated for a while, it's been a rumor,
so I think he was like clearing the air, like, nah,
I don't already got a statue. You can't take it down.
I'm gonna tell the truth. He took that man cookies
Lebron left.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Do you really believe that?

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
It sounds like I think it was a power thing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
I think it was like, you know, I make all
this money, I am like the best player on the team,
and this is like my like release, I like on
the plane to like eat my cookies or whatever. And
instead of having a conversation about you know, hey, we
don't think you should eat the cookies blah blah blah,

(01:00:42):
we have research blah blah blah, it's just like, oh,
you just took them like I'm a kid, And so
I think that. I think that's when it was like
if I go to Cleveland, they give me all the
cookies I want.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
I don't understand. Was it chocolate chip steroid cookies?

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Why? He's a professional athlete. They want to championship together. Yeah,
So it's not like Lebron James was showing up and
he was like he had crumbs on his jersey and
he was just like I need.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
To down, like take me out, Like why take his cookies?
That's power?

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
That's but like yeah, but that but that's the thing.
It is like I'm the boss. You might make more
money than me, but I could take your cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
I could take your cookies. It's also an amazing title.
Oh is it mess to like if you know your
friend does this occupation? Like if your friend is a mover,
is it mess for you to like hire other movers
or is it living?

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
It depends if you know, if you know that your
friend does the job, can do the job, you know,
then yeah, that's mess. You know, like like when I
was a mover, I wouldnt fl no type of way
if you didn't hire me because because you know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I was struggling there. You know what I'm saying, getting
bruised up out there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
You know, like yeah, weaseling out of stuff, trying to
trying to not trying to not work.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
You're so tall and you got muscles.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
I mean, but yeah, I guess because everybody got them,
but I don't. I don't be doing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Nothing with them. I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
I mean, like I'm saying, the human body, you know,
you take the skin office, I think it's muscles there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
You know what I'm saying, you are a mess and
and I think that we learned a lot about burner accounts,
and but also I learned a lot about you, so
much about you?

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Okay, books, I hope I don't regret.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
No, No, this is phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
I hope. No, I hope the clip is not. Do
you read?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Do you read?

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Na?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
What are we gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
We're gonna start up time people like people don't want
fact and then I'll ask you you read like no, no,
and I'm gonna it's gonna be let's get some reaction
shots right here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
You don't read? What can you read? Can you? You
don't read?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Read?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Read read? I mean you're in the writer's room. Well,
you could write, but just because you can write don't
mean you can read. Just because you can write doesn't
mean you can read another time. Damn, we are really
one hundred, one hundred from one hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Tell the people listening where they can catch you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Yes, please yeah, uh if you want to catch me
in real life. Rob Hays R O B H A
Z E on everything on X on Instagram, on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
What about TikTok. Yeah, drop the burner.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
You know it's gonna change every.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Day you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Anyway, Thanks Rob, thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
But yeah, Living math.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
I'm a living meth.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
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