Just Because I Don't Have Feet Doesn't Mean I Can't Judge Yours w/ Danielle Perez

This week Sydnee and Marie chat with friend and LA Comedian Danielle Perez about Bachelorette party MESS. These three messties dish stories, plan their own bachelorette trips, and of course get into you your listener mess! 

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
You're listening to a mess rolling with the home me.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh my god, we're back, look at her. But we
are here, we are there, we are everywhere.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Wow. Yes, we are now, we are then, we are tomorrow,
we are tomorrow, we are today and we are tomorrow. Wow. Yes,
the future of podcasting a girl? Can I just get
right into yes my freaking mess? Yeah? Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I hate when I take a risk with these small
businesses because the unprofessionalism of it all. Like, I'm here
supporting you.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I work.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
I work day and night and everything in between.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Day and night, day and night day podcast, night stand up.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I order this hat okay, Oh I think over a
month ago. Okay, let's just kind a visual.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
A just received it and I bought it over a
month ago because it was for like the weather.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Is this alive in boxing?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh yeah, okay, we're opening it now. First of all,
they spelled my name fucking wrong. It didn't even know
it was mine. I said, Sydney, Sydney with an.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
R Shridney, they said, with a hard R Snyder.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Snyder. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I was like that can't be me, that that must
not be mine, you know, I mean in the mail.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Room, I'm like that that's not mine. It is mine.
This hat. Oh oh that's hot.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah right, very like anime girly Saline Rabbit comic comes.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Right, it's hot, now, it's hot. Today is hot? I
got this March fifth. I got I ordered this, I
think at the end of January. Oh, babe, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't want to yell the person out because and
then I was looking at their stories because.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
You know, they was posting. I said, so you're out.
It seems like you're out every night. You don't want
to just send.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Me my hat?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
You know, I know your back ordered, babe, it was
back First of all, they had his back order. It's
on back order.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
She's cute.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
It's cute. I like it a lot. But listen, friend,
it's late for this year, but early for next year.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
That's what I was thinking. I was like, should I
should I sell it to someone or just wait?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Like and then you have to wait. I don't think
the market is is really.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I really like it looks it looks like you spent
a point on it.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I said, my heart on money that I worked day
and night, day and night said day and not real.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
So so yeah, that's a mess. It's just like, Yo,
what took so long? Did you ask them? In the DMS,
I was I didn't want to be one.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Of those people that then they start making a story
about me, because you know, when I start writing and
it's late at night, then I have some coffee, then
I'm saying anything and everything.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Hey, what's up? When I start checking it? Hey, following up,
following up.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I see people do it all the time under posts
for brands. Certainly I see you at the lurb when
you sit in the habit.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I bought makeup from an Instagram account, and I was
definitely in those comments like where is my order? It's
been months, I sent you my money.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I need my glitter. I need my glitter eye shadow.
I think you people do that.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
People are in the comments all the time, like hey,
I ordered this yesterday and I still haven't gotten it today.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
And you got lotion. My chest is dry, girl, We
are not lotion in your chest for a podcast where
people can this is no, no, no, how is your chest? Start? Girl?
This New York weather.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Hey, I guess we'll just bring in this guest who
just I mean, we were having a conversation.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
You just jumped right in.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I was like, where are you just like talking without me,
Like I'm not in the room. Yes, that's where we
do here at Mess.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
But we have a full conversation so you you know,
so you can be an audience member and you know,
chime in when we'd be like and now back to you,
bitch to me.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
No, no, no, Well Marie has messed this week as well.
We forgot to prep you and say, hey, we do
our mess up top. And then this is what the
podcast is called mess exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, this is this feels very unbranded. Good for you this,
you're getting this experience authentic mann in always taking a seat,
always always see it, always saw a authentic mess experience.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Now I have a delivery dilemma as well.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
So a few weeks ago I mentioned I ordered some
boots online that did not fit me properly, so I
returned them and the website was like, well, we can't
accept because you wore them and I only wore them
in my house to see if they fit.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
So I said no I can't.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
They're like, well, the bottom of the shoes is unacceptable.
I said, well that's a quality issue. That's not a
me issue. And so They've tried to deliver the boots
now twice and both times I was not home, so
I know that there's.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Like a third time that they're supposed to try to
deliver them.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
So every time my buzzer goes off, I'm in the
window like Malcolm X with his gun, like, is it
those boots? Because if I can't take them, they have
to send them back, so or at least I think
that's how they'll still have your money.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Uh yeah, I think so with your sister, okay.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Because I mean technically the boots are mine, but I
think once they get returned to sender as undeliverable, then
I get my money back. They can't send because my
signature is required. They can't just leave the boots in
my building. So and I don't want them because I
sent them back. They don't fit.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
So every trying to deliver them again, even though you
sent them back, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Because they were like, we can't accept these because you
were them. Oh, so they try to. They sent them
back to you. They sent the boots back to me.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
I said it to them and they were like, no,
we can't take these, and it's like, but I can't
take them, soord Okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
So you're so we're at a we're at a standstill.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
But what Marie doesn't understand is that they have her money.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
And so even if they're like, you don't want to
take the boots, we're not giving you your money, Well,
then she.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Can file a claim of their credit card like it was,
deliver it already. I just I just filed the clear
you're filing these claims, Yes you can.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
I know.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I'm a reproblem.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
It's not a business problem.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I have to get a new credit card, and you
know what, the way that my credit is set up
in twenty twenty five, I don't know if that's gonna
be possible.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
No, we are not saying that we we are.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Don't speak positivity here. And your credit is already eight hundred, baby,
it's already.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
It's more than eight hundred on top a thousand.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
No, I don't know, it's just bonus points.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
I think fifty, it's not nine hundred. Is that? Is
that a credit score you think any of us have?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Exactly, I'm trying to get to just heard about I'm
trying to get it.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I'm trying to get back to six. Now we have
a we have a guess. Obviously she's been chit chatting.
You know, she's a chatty She's a chatty Cathy.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Danielle Perez is in this bitch. Yes, hello from La La.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I know I'm here in New York City, braving the streets?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Are you braving or aren't you living? Laughing, loving babe?
New York is not I'm not built for this. I'm
not built for a tough hold on.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Now, why this is tomb It's just it's crowded and
there's people, and the sidewalks are cracked. Yes, and there's sounds. Yeah,
we do so much and smells. It's all five cents
that you get.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Assaults.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'm immersed in the Yes, an assault, it's an assault
on the census.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I would call it. I call it a play. You're
in a play.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, you're at the theater when you're in New York, Bae.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
No, I want to be in the audience. I don't
want to don't want to witness.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I don't want to be immersed in it. I feel
like I, you know, one of those plays. We're surprised.
Now you're part of it.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
That's what this feels like.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Is that sleep no More?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Is sleep no More?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
A part of is that a play where you like
at a immersive You're like at a house and the
actors are all.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Around you something like that.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't Yeah, it can touch you.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, it's giving eyes. Not that I do not consent.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
That's what's happening here. So where are you from?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Originally that New York is too loud and quite.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
La Los Angeles Born and raised Los Angeles, that Dominican?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Can you believe? Raised in l A?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Dominican Dominicans don't believe. They talked to me in Spanish
out here. They're like, something's wrong with her.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's almost a liar. A Dominican should be in New
Way York on that this is the coast.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
No, my parents said absolutely not. They said it's cold
in New York. It's warm in Los Angeles. I had
to leave my hotel with a coat and a sweater
because I don't know, because any moment it's nice out
now could turn on a dime. L not.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, this is what happens in l A. And it's not.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's nice. It's nice all day and then when it's cold,
which is three only where jackets for fashion in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's funny. That's a funny sentence because it's real. It's
it's real life, and it's it's what's happening.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Fashion is non existent in exact. Yeah, you said fashion
in l A. I said that, don't go what are
you talking about?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
What you're talking?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
What this goes in Paris? Hold on?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I saw.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
In this anxiety in Ny.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
You dragging the new hat after the unboxing.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I've never seen you laught.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's heard in l A. Friend people with my chest.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Wow, you know l A. L A is really nice
because you get to be depressed and it's sunny out.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
That's nice.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
But that's what was depressing for me in l A.
I missed rainy days. I was like, it's bright out.
I gotta go back out so I can't lay here
and do not that.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, it never rains in southern California. I think that's
our fans are too young for that, too young and
too big for your and your history. Bitch to each one,
teach one. So wait, what do you think about our mess?

(10:59):
Do you have any deliveries or deliveries?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
No, that's that's a real thing.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I have.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I have deliveries. I have packages.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh my god, my I had a little bit of
a shopping addiction.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
I don't know what were you shopping for?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Home things?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Body things?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
It was like big on eBay back in the day,
So it was that was I think part of it
where it's like I'm watching, I'm bidding. I got to
wait to like put in how much how I want
to go? At the very end, Yes, oh I remember that.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I remember, did you really?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Just the sarahtonin of like I'm going to get this,
I'm going to win, and then someone else comes in
and it's like you raise it by one cent. You know,
at the very end, you just have to you have
to go big or go home. How much do you want?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
And you don't.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
I don't really want to go up there, but sometimes
sometimes you just do just to beat that other person.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
So I was really big on eBay. So I was
doing that a lot. Where were you to get it?

Speaker 5 (12:00):
So give us the top, you know or whatever things
that you got from ebayware eBay?

Speaker 3 (12:06):
No wow, Sony said, you have a house, you can
buy topperware for it?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah? From I know, no, no, no, hold on, I
think you would get like glass design, like real chic
Etsy oh, chicup talking about sheep talk.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
I'm like, in what world it's tupperware? Ever been chic?
That's a oxymoron. I just I didn't know. Beware over here.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
What are you guys putting it in old Chinese food containers?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Up with the whole pot in the.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Top high ridec Okay, that's what it's called.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Girl, you upper crust pirate.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
She she has.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
I've been to your I've been to your family's place. Yes,
you had a pool and everything I did. Yes, my
mom has a pool.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
You have a pool. You it's my mom's pool.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
If you're after that pool party, she said, it's not
your pool anymore.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
That's true. That was doing bumps in the pool. No,
we did it did. It was a lot. My mom
was taking.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Photos like of everyone in the pool, like she was
like a crime scene, like like documenting it on Law
and Order SVU. She's like, she told me that we're
going to be I'm only inviting twenty five people. And
she's like, and look at that, there's twenty five people
in the hot tub.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah, she's pissed. You did go over it?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Did well?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I mean you if you'll give a mouse a cookie,
it's going to have a party. Rod stuff right.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Contributed to me, give me a good time. Also, her
friends came. That's what she doesn't want to tell anyone that,
Like she was talking about this party and then like whatever,
her friends showed up, and then her friends started calling
people like come over, it's poppin' and Maria's.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Your mom invited twenty five people herself. I'm sure she did.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's the thing about having a house, right, I don't
want that many people over like I would at five tops.
But having all these random people, you got to take
your shoes off and you get the footprints.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Then they touch and stuff your walls.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, I don't want to so you you wouldn't have
a party if you had a house. We going to
somebody else's house for a party, not mine. I would
have a party, No, big sexy dinner party, big sex
birthday party. Absolutely no, not on my own. I'd rather
rent a house out because then the clean up, the marsh,

(14:33):
the people's marking up your girl, give a fuck about
people in there when they're in somebody else's home.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Looked at, greasy ass hands, put it all over the countertop.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Girl, what children you friends with?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
I see adults at other people's homes and I'm like.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Oh, well, don't invite them to the party, but everybody
else can come.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
We're not I saw so many people at your place.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
They not everybody, and that's why they have to say outside.
My mom said, nobody inside. It is absolutely not a
singles person inside.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Outside go around around the back. But that's not that
the fence, yeah, jump, she had the side gate open.
She's like, that's it. Yep. He was giving whites only,
I mean Dominikana only. I see that. So what is

(15:44):
your mess What do you want to talk about today?
My gosh, my mass what's messy to you? Messy? Bacherette
parties that we did? We did?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
We just had we had somebody want to talking about
bachelor parties, so we got bacherette parties.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
I don't believe that bachelor parties are all that messy.
I feel men planning things and then.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Exactly it's like they're barely gonna be able to like
get to a place on time and like congregate in
a in an area.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
I feel like men will be able to get places
on time because it's not like they're prepping. They just
showing up in whatever they like a wrinkled shirt. And
you know what I'm saying that men anyway, like women
getting ready to go somewhere, it's gonna take a little
bit more time. It is, especially if we're sharing multiple
people are sharing a bathroom.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Also, I think men I've never really heard stories about
like yeah, and then Eric came and he ain't had no.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Money, Like it's only with women. Like men something one.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Guy puts his car down and then they're all fucking
buying bottles and getting hookers, like I mean, sex workers.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
But like women, it's like, you know, I put in
for the you know, the bottle. But now we're at brunch.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
We went over, somebody got a boat, but like we
all cann't get on the bat It's always so extended.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
It's like, wait, I thought we just wanted to have
a good time. That's well.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Most parties are not about having a good time. Bachelor
parties are never about having good time. Bachelor parties are
always very interesting to me because like I feel, there's
you know, obsensibly, like the maid of honor is supposed
to be planning the Baucher app party, but usually it's
not the fun friend so organized.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Do you know what I'm saying, we're saying, it's a mess. Man.
You ain't fun.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
The maative honor is not fun some places on time
and she has a spreadsheet. That's what the maid of
Honor is good at. The maid of Honor is doing,
you know what I'm saying, So real talk.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, but my sister is a Capricorn, so she'll figure
it out, she would.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
But also but will have to put there. We would
be we could actually be a combined thing.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, it would because we've shared on because you're fun,
and she's like.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
We gotta going to get it done. She'll keep getting done.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
And I'll tell oh, these all the people reach out,
we get this a free here, like oh, I know,
we could go to this place.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
So yeah, and just like that, I found my maids.
Maids of Honor. It should be more than one person.
It should be one responsible person and one fun person. Yes,
but usually made up honor, not fun.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Usually made of honor, not fun. And then it's such
a random mix of people because you got like work friends, do.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
You know what I mean? Like, luckily all my friends
are basically work friends.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah. No, but you have a cool job, right right,
You're not like working like at an office. Yeah, I'm
like sending out email.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
So it's just a very It's like there's work friends,
there's high school friends, there's college friends.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
It's like it's the mix of versions of you, that
all the eras of you. It's not it's not a vibe.
Stop it are you? Have you been a part of
a lot of wedding parties.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I've never actually been in a wedding party.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh yeah, how dare you come on here and drag
after parties?

Speaker 3 (18:58):
But you weren't in a party? Is at the bachelorette
party though, that's the day you're getting on the fun front.
You got the drugs? Okay?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Right?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Because I'm said, hey, how about we go to VIP?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
How about we do that?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
How come the Native honor didn't figure that out before
we got to port.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
I feel like you aren't connected, you know what I mean?
VI P and Porto Varta feels like we can all
afford it exactly. We got that. We got vi P
and PV.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Money, you know.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
So it's the bachelrette party vibe. There's a lot going on.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
But yes, right, the split wise, I don't never want
to see a split wise again in my life.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I don't want to split.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Wise, girl, if everyone puts how much I spent on
this and that, and then everyone's it divvys it up
for you.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Oh girl, you know that sounds like that's genius.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
You don't want any part of that because then someone
will close out be like oh right, I did it,
and then it's like no, not everyone puts all the
ship in yet. So now we're they wants their Yeah,
they said, oh, actually I'm gonna really need that two
seventy five from that uber that we all split with
eight people. It's like we charged it to the game.
I think that's what's like so frustrating. It's like, no

(20:09):
one understands about charging it to the game.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
I can't charge it to the game because it's like
those college hos.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
I don't know them.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I know the three people on this corner who I
was like, Oh, I'm gonna see her, yea, that girl
from high school. I first of all, I didn't even
know y'all was friends. I've never seen that bitch in
my life, right, but you said this girl has to
be on your wedding party.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I've never met her in ten.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Years, and then all of a sudden, she's coming from
around the corner.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Hey, y'all, No, absolutely not. And she's always doing too much.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Hey, how you doing? Hey?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Sis, you're white? Why are you calling me sis? Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
No, I'm gonna say it.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
I went to a boucher atte party that was literally
rebranded as a birthday party because by the time we
got to the boucher Atte party location, the wedding was cancel.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Go to jail that miile all and girl, you were
while you were flying to the bachelor at party, driving,
while you were driving to the bachelor party, the wedding
was called off.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
We were we were notified like, oh, actually someone's not
getting married. Who called it off?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
The bride and why he was? He was being mess,
The room was being mess.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
The grooms do be mess, grooms, they'd be mess.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
But are we Are we breaking up because he cheating
during the bachelor party?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I said, no, no, no, I don't know if during
that No, no, no, she cheered me out.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
It's Sydney in these ears collecting my bunny ear. Sid said,
are we really canceling the wedding?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
If he cheated? I need to know the circumstances. Did
he cheat? Did he cheat bachelor party. No, not bachler
party like real life. Oh yeah, you know what I mean.
You gotta go and honestly very proud. It don't count
if it's during the bachelor party.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
The bachelor party first, well, y'all, y'all are guzzling patron
and and bottles of dom petion and you're at the
strip club.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
A tiny falls in your mouth. Now, you hard?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Is all?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
She said.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Hey, for a mere eight hundred dollars, we could do anal.
I mean, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
A mirror? Is that the going? Hold on? Hold on,
That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Like it's eight hundred, like a good like market made.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
For the alliteration of it all, eight eight eight for anal? Anal?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Wow, Sydney Alex, Alex, I'll take eight hundred for anal?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Come on, come on for anal?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
That's is it too low?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
You know more?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
If you spend more than eight hundred dollars for anal,
I'm like, you could have gave me the money and
you could have did anal with me.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Whoa drawing the line?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Why is your mind event? Why is your mind automatically? Anal?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
That he always said is the groom is being messy. Yeah,
and all of a sudden, you just jumped to anal am.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I not providing for the pod or what that cappuccino cat,
the caffeine and the meds. It's good, it's anal So
the groom was being messy and.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
She called it off. She called it off.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
And I mean we're talking like wedding invitation sent, you
know what I mean. Obviously we are there on the
bout party.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
I'm furious.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
And her birthday was like close enough that we were like,
it's her birthday party?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Did she cry the whole time?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (23:49):
But her So this is what's crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Not her maid of honor, but this girl that is
her friend inserted herself as the maid of honor.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
How do you? How do you do that? I started
acting like it. She started acting like it. She picked
the airbnb.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
She started she started encroaching. She picked the airbnb.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
She got matching bathing suits with the bride and then
changed every hour on the hour into a new bathing.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Suit with the bride. It was she do that, She's
not the one getting married.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
It was like, just tell her you love her, Like
you know what I was like I don't know. I
was like, are we on your honeymoon?

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Like I don't are you?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Just like very happy that this wedding is canceled because
now you can.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Make your move and I love that lesbian rom com.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Bring it to the table.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Somebody ride it. I have here. This has been you
might be genius.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
We gotta get in the lapse this in my mind.
She went to the bachelor party in a disguise.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Huh, got the groom to cheat. Yes, she took she
drugged him.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
It'shuffler's it's cardib allegedly, Jlo allegedly, and she caught, you know,
took evidence polaroids in compromising positions, mailed.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Them to the broad Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yes, we're utilizing the US Postal Service in this, like
we have a government baby.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
How were She bought a wig, disguise, glasses, hat, french coat, enough,
showed up at the work, dropped them enough YAlO. She
crashed into the bride unknowingly and dropped the photos in yourself. Yeah,
and then she went online in ordered a bunch of
Imagine bathing suits for She's.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Just like, oh, my plan, my plan is working. The
planet was working. Yeah, yeah, so that's the movie see
it in theaters.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, so we're seeing y'all her changed bathing suits every hour,
every hour.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
How many people are in the party? God, there was
like there was even that many of us. So we're
like six of us, So that was sad. There were
enough of us to be like, actually this is we
hate this, we hate this one. Then yeah, six is
not or nothing? Yes, I also feel like a lot
of people. That's not enough for a bachelor.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Bachelor that's a that's a good amount of people for
a wedding party, yes, but bachelor party.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
No, you bachelor party ten or more? Ten or more
than ten.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Part of why they're so messy, it's like ten or
more people, that's so or more.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
But that's why you first of all, ten or more.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
That's why you bring most of the party who are
people or who are about a party. And then you
get the people who are pretty kind of serious. You
throw to sprinkle them in because you're like, you're already
a part of the wedding. But you bring the people
who are serious about an event. It's all about bringing
people who know how to hang well.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Then you get married and have a baucher party because
you know party, Oh no, no, no, we will.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh when I get married. First of all, I'm gonna elope.
Nobody's gonna know. I might text Marie and invisible ink. Yeah, girl,
And that's it, the texting, and we did it. You're
not gonna FaceTime me for the elopement.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
We did it. I'm gonna do it. FaceTime you and
me up because I need a witness. She just holds
up a picture of Marine l Oh. I went.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I went to a bachelor party in Vegas and it
by far. There's a couple of people who are like,
are they partying? They doing cocaine? They cool, but they
don't have to connect. We in Vegas, so now we
so now we're drinking all day, all night.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
No drugs. I already don't like y'all because.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
This is I know, and that's like part of it.
It's like, why is no one ready?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
No one's ready, like one, why is on? The mission is?
And at that time you gotta have a pity and.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
You haven't organized that. That is I think that's what
drives me nuts about the Butcher party. It's like, you
want to do the wine tasting, we want to go
to this restaurant. What about the party? Actual party the debauchery,
the reason we are here.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
So you got me in Vegas. I'm flat just trying
to find drugs for the rest of your host. We're
not getting it, and we didn't. We were dry the
whole weekend and we're doing Nobody bought nothing, nothing, not
a crumb of nothing. Girl, I'm like a truffle pick.
I sniffed that shit out.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Should have had your girl. Wish you were there. You
gotta do what you gotta find.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
You gotta find a white girl in a satin dress,
you know, but a fake satin, a little spaghetti strap,
a little yep.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
We had that on the trip. They didn't have nothing
for us.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
We And the thing is is that bachelor parties, you
gotta have a couple bad bitches that are going to
do the dirty work. They're gonna flirt with the guy
who's got a lazy eye but got like bottles and
a table.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
There's gonna be a girl who might fuck in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
We need those girls taking it for the team and
understanding this is a group of duffer We're all here
to celebrate the bride, but I feel like nobody wants
to work anymore, Like no one's trying to carry their
weight right.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
They didn't want to work back then either. I'll tell
you that much.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
I was a bebe dressing for my life giving brom
I have the photos. I actually have the photo Vegas.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I had a side swooped bang that should have been
brushed to the front, but I swooped it for Vegas.
And I was out there trying my best, trying to
get the party, started to get the drugs, trying to
make sure, hey, we're not paying too much. And in Vegas,
I had one friend who she was trying to speak
on behalf of everybody, and it was like, nig girl.
They they don't care that there's a bachelorette party. There's

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three hundred bachelor parties here.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
It's literally the truth the Diamond does. And they said,
actually you can leave with them.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
You can't leave.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
We don't want you here. We're trouble than it's worth.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, yees capacity, we're close for Privati.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
They said, we don't.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
We're not going to be splitting the bell turn ways.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
But yeah, that's not going to be happening here.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
And it's the group was so rough that they made
us go to tow Beach Club at ten am no.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yes, that's that's early.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, because they wanted to be able to turn the
table over. Yeah, but they didn't know We're from New York. Bitch.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Were not leaving until it's closing. We got here. We
did not leave it to m We preserved this.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
We were falling on over we and we only got
the amount of bottles that we were supposed to get,
which was three, and so from ten to seven with
three by three, that's crazy. Yes, girls were going to
the bar getting individuals drink.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
It was bad. They wanted us gone, baby gone. That's
why they put time on. It's on tables now.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
So you're not gonna have a bachelor party, would you
want me to?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I mean you know you should have about it's for
the people. A farewell for the of your singleness. Ry
goodbye to single sin for willo you know me single?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Come on now, this is true.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I've only ever known cyny and relationships, and I've been
a damn good friend.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Locked up.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
They won't let me out, they won't let me up.
I see, I'm Mary.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
When I when I met Sid, Sid was all about
like I'd be like, oh, I'm hanging out with my
friend today.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Sid was all about bringing her person to the thing with.
You're always bringing up around now you said my couple.
Now she doesn't. But like I'm like when I met Sid,
it was like, now me and my friend are was
what she wanted to go.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Well, I couldn't not bring it.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
She's right. Every time she's right. It was like more
thoughts more often than that. That's a lot I apologize.
I would like to a mess, a mess exclusive.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I apologize too late to apologize first mass First, that's
exclusive apologizing for what twenty twelve.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I think, I mean twenty twelve. We all have something
to apologize for. I barely remember what happened now, I
don't know. Actress to the white belt, that was me apologizing.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
You did a white belt, a white belt and a dress.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Honey, I really thought I was doing something.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Now all that is back, I know, wearing. It's like, babe,
you got body, you got titties, you got ass. We've
worked so hard, and.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
It's like hide it, hide the body, hide the body,
like it's a documentary.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Ballet flats are back.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh, I can't.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
The Amy wine House flats, the back to blacks, I can't.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I've never been a fan of them.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I don't even have fee, And I'm like, I'm telling
you right now, absolutely, I don't want to see it
going you away, shut up. I don't want to see
it ship just because I can't wear shoes. Does I
mean I can't judge yours? Oh no, that is merch
and we are putting that as a title.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
That's a bar that is top of the line line.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
I'm like the Lubaton ballet flat heels, there are those.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Are explain that to get a ballet flat heel, you're
talking about a little kidding here, a little.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's a Lubaton so it's like a proper heel, but
it has the ballet.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Flat front, the square like like the toe shoe.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, but that's a vibe.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
But they said it's made poorly because you can tell
the gap and it's like the foot is not in
the shoes.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Christian Lubatons are famously very uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Shop not for no fourteen hundred dollars. I'm sorry on
my feet to just like look like they were supposed
to be in that shoe. No. Well, I mean he
has like a very famous quote where he says, I
make the shoes to look good, not feel good.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Or something.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, he's like, I make the shoes for women who
like to dance.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I'm not dancing for women that like to sit. Santana
made shoes for bitches who want to dance.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Okay, yeah, that's exclusively at Macy's. Yeah, yes, like Marshalls
and taj Macy's. I was a brand geo. That's called synergy.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Okay, crazy bringing the powers together gues.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I worked at Macy's as a holiday employee.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Employee.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
I was not experienced.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
It was terrible, but you know I was there for
my however many hours, you for my three weeks, you
get a good discount.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I don't remember, probably.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
But that's what we got to do things for. We
got to do it for the discount.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
So a lot of times we were getting We're doing jobs.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Because we're like, hey, this is not the best job
I can get, but I'm going to get what I
want from the job.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
We need more perks, better perks.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
In twenty twenty five, Yeah, you need good perks. No,
my I have a friend, friend of a friend, the Mattress.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Mattress, Hey discount, hold on, you didn't tell us about this?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
The pod should be sponsored by castper I already thought
you know what I mean, I thought you were having.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
To be fair. Sydney did get up cast mattress from
this podcast once.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
It was Helix. Oh, thank you Helix, and then I
gave the mattress away giving no is Helix.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
And then I looked it up. It was a fifteen
mattress company, so no, we gave it. Sydney, just giving
mattresses away. I didn't know you had it like that in.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Abundance, did mattress? Oprah Winfrey, you get a bed, you
get a.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Big everybody get a bit.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
We're all getting well, we're all on this podcast and
we love Cousper mattress, so we're all getting bed.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Well.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
A brand just hit me up and said they wanted
to send me a mattress and I was like, I
don't need a new mattress.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
And I was talking to I think I was talking
to you, and you were like, if you don't get
a new mattress, yeah, mattress has been bothering me. And
he was like, maybe it's your mattress and I'm like,
it's not. She didn't think about it, and now I'm like,
maybe it is. Yeah. How old is my mattress? Five years? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Like a new mattress, is it.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah, so I'm not even really I'm not in the
seventh to tent.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
But get rid of that old mattress. You got old
old flames or whatever.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Start fresh. Yeah, but I'm a mattress.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I wanted like six hundred thread counts sheets, new duvet,
new pillows.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
That's what I was trying to get from these people. Instead,
tell them to throw that in there. Yeah, they can
throw it in they have access to that. They have
all they sell, they have all.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Event So what's the problem with your mom, because I
haven't had the mattress for seven to ten years.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Oh girl, throw it away.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Give it away, it away, beat of generous and kind heart,
and give it to someone in me. Yes, it's your mattress.
I feel like there's many people in need of New York.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Oh my god, give me the new mattress.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
If I get the new mattress, I'm keeping the new mattress.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
No. See, Okay, Marie knows what's up because I got
got because when I when I first like moved back
home whatever, I was living with my mom and she's like,
I'll give you my mattress if you buy me a
new mattress, I said, okay, and I did it.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Danielle, I would know, but that's so foolish.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Well, I was just like, when I could have just
bought myself a new.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Mattress, Billy, you bought a new mattress, Why would you
just not sleep on it?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
That's wild, daniel I don't know how you your mom
my mom got me. Your mom was like, my daughter's
not smart. Hey, if you get me a new mattress,
i'll give you mine. Well wait, did she have a
really good mattress already?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
No, if she did, she would have kept it. Yes,
it was just an old mattress.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Damn you don't you sleep on your flame.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Of a mattress.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yes, that's nasty. You've had a three soome with your mother.
Oh you your mom and the mattress. Okay, you your
mom and the mattress also titled the da.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
He said, I know, I know that once upon a
time you stole that hitachi from your mom.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
You had you to wait your mother's usually hattauch my
mom to young I didn't know. I didn't know what
it was.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
I was like, so what did you I'm speaking, I
wasn't even thirteen.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
I was like maybe like your back heels kind of nice.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
So your mother has rubbed off her thing for many years.
I didn't know if you use a hatachi, there's no way.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
That your clip is working now in twenty twenty five
and you're a stand before you functioning clit.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I know. I was like, I feel like we're all
testaments to the fact that, like it told you, it
is timeless and we love a classet forever.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
This episode is also sponsored by Hatachi, Hatachi, Casper, collab
Elix as well throw everybody in there.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah, so that's about this. Hatachi said that. She said
she she's saying you know what I'll saying it. She
cut the camera's dead ass, got yo the mess?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I didn't know, that's miss.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
How many minutes are we in? I was not expecting this.
I don't even know what a hatachi needs to blow
that hat off your head?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Girl, here's about to go street.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
What what you gonna bloat off your clip? Who? She
got the magic wand in her bed. Hey, sometimes we
just like to take the wheel and go and just
driving off the side of you. No, you did that.
You said you're aware that where you said that driving
off the cliff? Have you done that. How do you

(39:13):
think can I.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
No worry?

Speaker 3 (39:19):
I was just hit by a train. A wait, who's worse?
You right by a train, Daniel? In San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
So like it's kind of like a sway train, so
you know, like the light rail, like you know, like
it goes above ground and goes with traffic. Yeah, and
in the tunnels is like a subway train. So I
was crossing the street. Dud didn't stop.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Well, the train can't just stop like it's not in
the car.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I mean the people on the train was like, you
hit her, You should stop.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Victim blade you. I like what you did? You duck
under the thing? Like what is there?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Was like there was nothing to duck. Know, It's like
in the middle of the street, girl, Like you have
you been in San Francisco in the middle of the street.
It's just running the traffic. Cars in the front, cars
behind across the street. I was crossing the street to
get to the island in the middle to catch the train.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I saw it. Yep, Marie, Wow, do you have space
for us? Is this too much? Are we doing a lot?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Here?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
At mess? You talked about driving off a cliff and
I was you did think.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
You I was. I told you.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I was like, you're just gonna pop up any moment.
I honestly was like, give me your hand. I'm sorry.
But now, in my opinion, now and now I think
you need to apologize to me. I think you owe
me an apology. Danielle Sydney, But what do you put
me through? Wow?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
It has been a roller coasters a good word for it.
I am mister Toad's wild ride. Well surprises you did?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
You did mention about your accident and now feel like.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
You've turned into like Audie Cornish, You're like.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
And welcome back because they're not gonna get me in
the comments.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
No no, no no, they're not gonna get me on.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
I'm not no no, no, no no no. I'm gonna
talk to your right now.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Would you say, is somebody in a in a wheelchair
or the people around you like, are we accommodating?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Or I want to know because I want to know
if I could be better?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Can you be back? I don't think I am, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Just I mean everyone can be better. Everyone could be better.
But I mean, you know, I mean it's fine. I
think honestly, like and anything. I think, like my friends
and people around me really like just like love and
reason an excuse to kind of like go off on somebody,
you know what I mean, and like yeah, like this
is not accessible or is it accessible?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Andest where's it accessible?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Parking? This is not you know what I mean? They
just love a reason to really like stand on something
and be right and is not accessible though, providing that, no,
this city is not. That's also part of why. So
like oh a five story walk up, I don't think so,
racks on the sidewalk y yeah yuck.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah no, yeah, New York City.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
The streets, I've seen a lot of my body on
the ground like it should be falling all out the chain.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Oh my god, I literally.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Almost fell into like a rat. I was like rolling
down the street and I hit a crack and babe,
it went. I've reared up, you know what I mean,
like high legs up the wheel.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Back wheels.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
To the front though, and I was.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Like, we gotta get back, we gotta get back.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I made eye contact with a little rat tattoo, and
I was like, I New York not ra well nasty know,
because I have to like crawl because no one nothing
is accessible. It's all teeny tiny and it's all these
little stairs and stairs up. And what the city is nasty?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Bro, You would is nasty. You would hands touching the ground.
You would hate Europe. Everything in Europe is much smaller.
This was okay, I've been.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I did study broad in Italy for three months. I
loved Italy. They loved me.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
They were saying, Italy is better than New York.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I mean, here's the thing. They have streets so tiny,
only like one car can fit in. They said, go
right in with traffic bed you you bump in the
street on that cobblestone to two B beep. They knew
my name in fansee this ails on through and Feranze.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
They said, okay, no, we're gonna lift her up.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
They said, we're gonna get.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Her in here.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
She's gonna get that ragoon. So there's a FII you
and another fee basically, girl, you.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
In the street again, what happened in It's you, Danielle. Yes,
you got to get out the street, mama, it's you.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
There's your sidewalks.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Sidewalk. No, you're right, No I don't have that.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I will say for somebody who you know, you know
the rudest thing you said to me when I was
living in La.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I was walking yet, girl, and you.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Were like, why would you walk You're like, I can't
walk in even I wouldn't walk in in La. I said,
god damn, because I was walking on this side. You
were like, aren't you Emmy nominated and you're just walking
in the street.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Wow, she was walking in North Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah, that's not a vibe.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
It's not me. I was on my Honestly, I was
on my last leg.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Well I just run out, man, so let me snatch
both those I'm not doing this for you. That's this.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
You have seen the way Marine looked at me. She had, Girl, No,
not to day, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and end.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
I know.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I had to pick you up take you home in
my car. I was like, see, Sney, do you see
how do you see a car? Do you see how
I drive? Do you see how there's conditioning?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
You see how I'm not putting my feet on the ground. Girl,
I was in North Hollywood. I didn't know how to drive.
What do you want me to do? I couldn't uber everywhere.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Ever, get you a license just so you have I
feel like you should get a license, honestly, just to
like I'm the photo.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Yeah, for the photo, because they'll let you. They'll let
you be cute. You know the photo. My photo is cute.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Hey, I just want to let y'all know my passport face.
It's blowing everybody out of the water.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
My passpa is pretty good. When does your passport expire?
Oh that's a good question. Okay, they're gonna make you.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Definitely not Sidney having her passport on her though, that
running running of all, No, because I was like the
girl with the passport, because you know, I lost my
ID and then I lost my driver's license and I.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Was out out with the passport. Sydney's never not having
her passport on It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Two thousand and thirty three. That's when you got time.
It's a real idea.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
You just good. Oh when did you take this photo?

Speaker 3 (45:50):
It's a real idea. Yes, I know.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Remember I was like, you got that photoshop?

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Like, what did you do?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I got hate crimed when I went to go take
my photo. Pricked up one hundred dollars billing through it
right in my.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Face, ripped up one hundred dollars bills? Did you tape
that back? To god? You can? You know?

Speaker 4 (46:04):
The guy next to me He's like, so are we
gonna YEA said you can, Carl Was.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
I said, I'm not. Why did she?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
And she was obviously mentally unwell. Stendey, you left one
hundred dollars ripped in two pieces on the ground. You
are also mentally unwell.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
No one's well in New York City. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
No one's babe.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
You apology?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Probably in North Hollywood and.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
She said, reverse, Oh no, it happened where you from?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Okay? Crazy? So you said bachelor parties. What else did
you have on a list? Where is this messy to you?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
My god?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Girls? Trap? But it's very similar trap party. Yeah, I
went on a girls trip. We got jot Skis. We
were in the Bahamas. I heard about that trip, sister.
That was when you told me. I said, tell me
no more talk about scary island.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
We were at the We were on the fire festival
island and the Bahamas. Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (47:08):
During the fire festivals during the off season. Okay?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
And it's like, honey, they made two documentaries about this.
How we going back was like murder?

Speaker 3 (47:16):
And it almost happened, you guys.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Almost happened we rented jet skis. We found like locals
that we were like, we can hook you up with
jet skis. Why do I have to Venmo three different
people to get these jet skis? What they don't know?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
How much? Too much?

Speaker 5 (47:30):
That's too many people and too much money. You should
have picked up a ripped honey out of the bill
and you would have.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
You know, and then that I'm sure they Gloggley would
have taken that. But literally they show up with the
jet skis, none of the match. They just pull up
to the dock at the house that we're staying at
and we venture out into the ocean.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
They don't They said this is how you turn it on.
They said bye bye, bye, bye bye, and they didn't
let us go. They didn't have nobody overseen or no.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
They said bye bye life jackets. I don't even know
how to get a hold of any of these people.
I just have their Venmo contact. They drove them on
the water.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
It was your phone waterproof.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
No, I didn't have my phone on me. So I'm
out on a jet ski with Madison Shepherd holding onto
the back and we're going going, going, and she takes
out turn a little too hard and then We're in
the fucking ocean off the jet ski. How am I
gonna get back on? How am I gonna get nothing
to push off of?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Did they think they in the water?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
But Danielle, I also want to ask you, you've been
on a jet ski before?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
No, Danielle, is that like you are the might be you? Danielle?
Is you on the jet ski?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I feel like everyone was acting like a jet ski
is a very normal thing and this is very safe,
and like it's not gonna be an issue.

Speaker 7 (48:48):
You were with people who have legs though, Wow, so
people with alegs can be John jet skis what you were?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
You? What?

Speaker 3 (49:02):
How do you feel about it? You know what?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I was baking, breaking boundaries, okay, breaking barrier.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Jet ski not for very long, but I was on it.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
I wasn't Also that that's three things.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
I mean, it was on a different jet ski that
also flipped.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Over, but that was a different jet ski.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
But Amena said she was traumatized. She said, I literally
had to rescue ranger with Amina. So me and Madison
we flipped on our jet ski and like literally I
had so right now, my jew extensions are a.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Medium, they are a reasonable length. Okay, I'm able to give,
but I am able to do things. My hat said,
we're going to the Bahamas. Long Why is long double
double the medium? It just jumps and I'm crawling onto
this jet ski hardibe nails Madison. It's like we are

(49:57):
like Sea Song where she's like on it, standing, grounding, lifting.
I mean it was and I did.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
There the cord strength, I use you do need it.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Dad lifted myself onto this jet ski and then I'm
standing on it on the back like I'm hugging it
like a turtle because I don't want to fall off again.
And then Amina goes by like ha ha, and then
they fall over on their jet ski and then their
jet ski starts to sink in the ocean. The jet
skis taking on water. We're like, oh my god, what's

(50:31):
going on. We're in the middle of the ocean. And
so then Amina and I get on the other jet
ski to go back to our house to grab like
a kayak to hook it on jet ski to.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Bring it back.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
So y'all gonna be in the middle ocean, fucking rescue rangers.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Okay, I was driving this jet ski because Amina has legs,
and so she got Once we got back to the house.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
She tied that up. We drove it out and back
in the water.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
It was getting baywatched the end of the trip. The
other jet ski was sinking slow.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
It was it's not like you lot that a lot
of time.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Time.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Well, so there were like these weird little islands, but
they weren't inhabitable, so we like kind of jet skid
around them and stuff like you could see them from
like the house. But it's not like there's not water,
there's not electricity. It's just an island with bush.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Yeah, but you're saying the jet ski was sinking. It
was sinking, and then they were just chilling on the
island like hell good.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Also it sank.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
The kayak is to pick everybody else up. The kayak
is to bring people back to shore.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Danielle, Yeah, what how does the rest of the trip go?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I was traumatized because I don't we don't go from yeah,
any shots after that.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
I would be like, oh, I was saying shots.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
I said shots. I said, Daniell needs a drink. Sat
showed up to dinner. I was drunk. Well, yeah, I said,
you got a near trauma.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
I said, I'm a first responder.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
You had a dear death jet ski experience. That's a
pretty rich way to die.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Not in the fire festival islands nor no. No.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
I mean, if we're gonna rank rich deaths though, I'm
gonna say helicop helicopter number one, right, or private jet.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
I'm gonna say skiing and Aspen.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
You gotta have money, money, right, helicopters, skiing, jet ski.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Because literally, like people who like live on lakes, kanjet ski.
I don't think jo ski is like.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
That, Okay, okay, okay, So capsizing do people die from that?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Though?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Because it's the no no, no, I got it, I
got it.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
The third rich way to die is your children and
or wife kill you for the inheritance, for the insurance,
for the you know what I'm saying, the life insurance.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Okay, that's gonna be number three, number one, were changing
it submarine?

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Oh sum that number one. How craziest riches dumbest.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Yeah, that's the craziest.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Richest, crazy dumb rich people wasted way did I start?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
We just start a card game, crazy rich people.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
We started game and wait and so after that happened,
did everybody kind of like tend to you and like
take care of you and be like whatever you want
to do, Danielle, sound like.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Four people almost died, so everyone else was done. They
bought a new jet ski and then the like when
the people that like got stuck on it went back
in jet ski some more. They were placed it and
I said, I'm.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Not going back on that jet skill the house. I'm drinking. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
But I think if if we were on a trip,
I would be like, well, Danielle, I mean, you trump
everybody in terms of I mean to to. I don't
know how to swim, so I wouldn't imagine Okay, okay,
good for you. I thought you were out there and
you didn't know how to swim.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I'm just thinking of the panic of trying to get
my wet body on a wet jet ski in the
in the middle of the ocean where I can't swim.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Like just you were just bobbing because yeah, you're wearing
the like life jackets, so it's like you're you're like
sinking into the looting like.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
You're Also, what would I have a wig on? Girl?
The wig would have came on?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
No, I would do honestly though the pictures would have
been do wigs.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Sink? They sink, and I would have been too done.
I'll be holding my way artillery. Gone too soon, gone
too soon?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
She was. We would have to put we would have
to put the makeup program for Sidney and both the wig.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
You know, you gotta put Sidney in the wig on
a T shirt. You know what, I don't want to
call it a wig. It's a unit.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
The units are for pores. Yeah, units, units are for
the bourgeois. I don't like when I say it's a wig, right,
and then somebody else sees me, Oh I like your wig.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
No, no, no, no, no. Public.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
First of all, your voice, yes, you're you're very loud.
You're very loud, and the maitre d heards you. So no,
I don't don't say that.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
The unit like your hair.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
That's say hair, because that's what it is. I mean,
technically it is hair.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
But sometimes if it's a if it's a certain style,
it's a unit. It's a unit, sure, because it's all
I have all different types of styles, so units, I
don't mind.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
And it's bundles also bundles.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
You know.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
How do you feel about tapins clippings? Do you do that? Extensions?
I would love to do it.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
I don't know how to do it. I literally just
learned how to do my hair curly.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
In the pandemic, we learned a lot. We learned a lot.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Thanks University, thought Me, YouTube University, TikTok University, all of
that we were learning.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
I was learning and growing.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
You know, Dominican.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Obviously, a blowout stays with a blowout.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Now this might be a little controversial, but the you know,
the infamous Dominican blowout, it's pretty harsh on your hair.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Well, the humor has it. Sometimes they put a little
reloxer in there.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
That's what I've seen. That true. I don't know they
put relaxer.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
They put a little relaxer in the shampoo or in
the in the conditioner a little bit.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
That's what I've heard, but I don't know if it's true.
And more allegedly allegedly.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
I don't know. Why would you put in your hair
for a long time but it's still chemically treating the
hair and then all of a sudden, yeah, you you're like,
but then when.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
You go to wash it for the curls, you would
know that it's been relaxed because it's not the same
curl pattern.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
That's why that's why people said, I don't know, I
go to dry bar. They don't do that.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
They don't have access to those kinds of chemicals there.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
No, they don't. I feel like they don't have access
to a lot of stuff. I heard.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
I mean dry bars sound like they do it. Bone drop, Yeah,
I heard. The new thing is biotin.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
People doing biotin, like you're just taking like the gummies
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
No, not biotin. Botox.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Oh yeah, talk in your scout, your hair in your scalp.
Oh no, micro needling, No no, no, no botox.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
But why bowtok?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Because then your your hair scalp doesn't sweat, It doesn't sweat,
so you oh to preserve.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
The blowout I think meant to like regenerate and hair grows.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
No, not a shot bowto no, no, no, but go
oh like because what.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I've heard, Yeah, the girlies were doing it for their
armpets and stuff.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
You don't sweat, do you sweat other places?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Though?

Speaker 3 (58:00):
That's what I hear.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
The sweat is gonna come out somewhere. So the back
the back, the back the back, apparently because people have
been shooting it up in the under arms for a
long time, and I heard that.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
So you swear other places.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
When you say shooting it up that it sounds like
something else.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
I mean, that's what it is. It's a little.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
If you're buying it by syringe, shooting it.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Up, that is called up.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Hey, there's people who have diabetes and they would not
say they're shooting up the insulin.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Well, you know, as someone with.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Damn double the time I'm sitting you know that community, and.

Speaker 6 (58:39):
Today I've been off and off you all episode. I
apologize to you, the diabetes community.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
A woman of diabetes, apologize to the community.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
I want to apologize to anybody that I offended this episode.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I'm sorry you assume you offend it. Somebody right, really
ever walked off here?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Now?

Speaker 3 (59:05):
It's her, it's her, and I just want you to
know that Danielle speaks for herself.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
She's not speaking to anybody else's missing in the community.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
No, She's just speaking at what she wants to speak. Girl,
do whatever you want to do here this mess.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
If you want to.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Slip the table over like that jet ski, flip it,
live it over, flip it. As a survivor, you can
flip this table. Thank you, Thank you for seeing me,
carrying me trauma. I know what bacting it? Should we do?

(59:52):
We have a mess first? Living?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Do you want to do?

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Yes? I do want to do a message? What would
you like to do?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
I do? If you're in a bachelrette party right or
our bridal party? Is it mess if everybody chips in
for one gift?

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Or is it living? You mean instead of individual gifts? Yeah,
so like one big gift, one big gift.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
But what if the gift is only like three hundred
dollars and then it's eight people?

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Why do you watching?

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
I mean? I saw you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
I saw that on a am I to be pitching
it on a gift? What are you pitching it on that?

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
You're pitching in the be here?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Bitch?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
We showed up, so that's enough.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yes, my presence a present.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
I'm sorry you're getting a wedding gift.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
You have to get a bachelorette party gift too. I
mean it's like that's what I mean for the for
the wedding gift. If the whole wedding party chips in
on one gift, is that weird?

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
No, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Okay, you're sid they got a registry. They got to
find something. It's not this is it's all online, Like,
why am I going to coordinate with all these random
people that I don't even know half of them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
A bride said that she got a gift from the
bridal party and the gift was only three hundred dollars,
so everybody split it and it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Was eight people. But like, what is she what was
the gift counting?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
I know, I'm like, what is this three hundred dollars gift?

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
It was like it was one of the lower, like
the cheaper items on the registry.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Three hundred dollars is one of the cheaper items. I
mean for someone that rich, you really are counting your
coins a little too hard. You know, perhaps you are
not living the lifestyle you aspire to be.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Okay, now mess or just living people who put really
expensive things on their registry who don't already kind of
live that lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Why are you putting stuff on your mess?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
That's mess. I knew a girl, Yeah, I went to
her wedding, but she had like these Massoni she had
like Missoni brand, like home flatwear, like plates and cups,
and it's like, babe, this is not your lifestyle, Like
she wants to maybe she wants better for herself. Baby aspire.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
No, now what are we already? You live together?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Please that already you already live together, you already have
a shared situation. It's like that's the thing with the
registries is like do not. For the most part, everyone's
already coupled up, they're already living together.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
You're just a real ship. Or say this for the honeymoon,
this is for the house. Give that cash.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Cash is king, Stop putting dumb shit on your registry.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
But also, but hold on, sometimes we want gifts.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
I think sometimes cash is just like, oh, you're throwing
something at somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
But like a lot of cultures enjoy that. That's a
big part of the wedding. Sydney hates cash. I do
not hate Actually, don't give me give me cash. I
never said that. But it is nice to go into
my apartment and be like, oh, my friend got me this.
Oh look at that. Look at what my friend got
me here, Oh look at this. This is something given
to me. When I got this, like I do like seeing. No,

(01:02:52):
that's nice, thoughtful.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Gifts given to me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Like obviously just has to be expensive. But sometimes money
is just like it it's not personal, it's cold. It
is so if you get if you got married and
my and you're like, look at the silverware my friends
got me for my my wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
That's that's nice. That is the dead stare that you
have in mark underneath. She said, you're not here for that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
I just it's like, but when are you really bringing
out that silverware because you're already said you're not having
people over your house, so you're just like gonna be.
You just opened the doors, look at the silverware and
put it back.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
To you a gift in a china cabinet. I hate
an active listener.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
It's like it's just filling in stuff. I'm just saying
things and now you're running back the tapes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
You're bored.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
You I hated active listener.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Please don't engage me in conversation. I'm just trying to monologue.
She said, first of all, don't see me. Okay, okay,
should we do a message?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Yes, we have a message from a listener and we
gonna read it, and then you are gonna tell us
if it's uh, you know, tell us what you think
about it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Yes, ma'am. Dear Sidney and Marie and guest. It doesn't
say guests, but I threw you in there because I'm nice.
Love you all.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Love the show. To get into this, I just need
somewhere to share this. My girlfriend of four years cheated
on me with best friend. Okay, this feels like the
wedding skip, the called off.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
We needed this. I was in a healthy relationship for
four years.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
I also lived with my best friend of eight to
nine years, and then overtime my girlfriend and he became
friends as well.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Oh is this a male woh? Okay? Well, a few months.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
Ago I noticed something unusual between them, but dismissed it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Can't do that, You can't dismiss. Later, I came across
some chats that made me dig deeper.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
Eventually, my girlfriend admitted that she and my best friend
had kissed and made out multiple times over several months
while I was at work. She insists she never had
feelings for him, but admitted she liked the extra attention.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
I have completely cut off my best friend because I
feel he betrayed me.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
As for my girlfriend, yeah, she says she regrets everything,
has had panic attacks over it, and is willing to
do anything to fix our relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
She has been making efforts, but I'm unsure if I
should trust her. Again or move on.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
I still care about her dumb, but I'm struggling with
whether to give this relationship another chance.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Has anyone been in a similar situation? How did you
handle it?

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
My major concern is she lied until the point I
confronted with proof that too. She said make out two
to three times, but later said two to three times,
fondling and kiss and hugs were more.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Oh so she lied about what happened, and she lied
about it happening. Mm hmm, but it's been four It
was four years and the best friend was eight or nine? Chuck,
they cut the best friend off.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Wow, they cut the best friend off, right, but the
girlfriend is still here, thoughts they need to cut the
girlfriend off.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Everybody got to go cut the cord.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Yeah, no, this like I was just kissing then it
was kissing in hugs, shut up, and it was time
to l And that works with their privates like things
you're being inserted.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
I think it's definitely more.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
But also, why so while you're at work, Like, wow,
no one has a job.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Everybody's on the body. You're financially supporting these people to cheat.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Listen, the unemployed people be locked in.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
The free time, too much free time to be mess.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Yeah, it's like instead of you should have been looking
for a job, you're too busy looking at my girlfriends gucci.

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Looking for a job or looking for a hand job.
I'm at work making money and y'all doing what.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
I don't understand how the girlfriend gets to skate off
and still be with him, that's what you must didn't
care about the best friend that bad?

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Like, yeah, there must have been something else going on
with the best friend to just throw away that. That's
like eight nine years. I want to know how they
found out though, because it's like, did the did the
best friend like come clean?

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
It says a few months ago I noticed something unusual
but dismissed it. So that means the girlfriend was at
the sink washing dishes or something, and the best friend
to walk by and was like, use me the waste
of something.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
They might have tapped their bottom yep real lightly yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, letting stead And then
later I came across some chats that made me dig deeper.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Oh so he was going through the through the phone
or you go through the phone. Is over, It's it's done,
the trust is gone. Damn what would you do in
that situation? Leave the girlfriend. The girlfriend's gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
It's not like she's contributing to the house. Looking, she's
not working, she's allegedly damn. So we're just breaking up
with People shouldn't cheat.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
They don't they I'm sorry. Unfortunately they don't have some
of the leeway to cheat.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
You gotta be employed.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
I'm sorry. You can't buy me a gift to make
up for the cheat. You can't take me out to
dinner on vacation to make up for the cheat.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Cheated on you. What would they have to get you
as a gift for you to be like? Okay, you
know people do these things?

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Have been Europe, Europe. Mm hmmm, you want to be
back in the streets of Europe.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Honey, I had a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
It feels like if you can't afford the cheat, then
you can't be afford.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
To be in a relationship either. But rich people cheat
all this home, yeah, and it works out fine for them.
And also maybe she worked from home. That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
We're calling the girlfriend I employee, but she could have
a job.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
You know, she.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Gets to work remote remotely from that deck?

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Who and on that no, thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
So much, Danielle Perez for everything that you brought to
the table today.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
I mean I probably said too much. Re said just enough.
Thank you so much, Saney. You could always say more. Ooh,
drag me on my own board, Find you, bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Find me online at divid Deluxe, Instagram, Twitter, Got anything
coming up? Well, I'm here in New York doing shows.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
This is coming out after I know, Yeah, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
In Los Angeles. To me, Oh, actually I'm on TV. Yeah,
help people were I'm on Netflix. I'm on The Night
Agent on Netflix streaming now. Season two's out, check out,
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Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
For a long time. I was talking about it. I
almost watched it, but I was like, this was like
a lot of tell your cousin you know a star agent.
Are you the Night Agent?

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Not the Night of Agent? By integral to the plot?
Oh number what on the call sheet? Look at that?
Love that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Damn? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
All right, Well, thank you for being here, and uh,
you know, keep being messy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Do what you do.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
I can tell you're pretty messy. Yeah, I'm gonna say
you're the treasurer of mess for us for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
I keep you track of those invoices receipts and accounts.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Pable, mess payple anyway, Bye, guys, Thank you, guys.

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