NamaSTEAL

This week Syd and Marie catch up before MARIEPALOOZA! AKA let's welcome in Libra szn with our fav Libra baby Reezy! The two talk apartment, stealing, and life MESS! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Listening to mess Hey boo, what's going on? Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Friend? It's raining outside, I know, rain on me.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, when it's raining, I'm like, I don't really want
to put any effort into anything.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
So we made it. We made it through. Yeah, but
it's like not quite rain.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's that like annoying, like Misty is playing with us.
It's going to annoy you if you were glasses type weather.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, and it's definitely gonna fog up, fog up if
you have glasses, if you're in a car. It's just
it's that moist, damp rain that is. It's just not
it just makes my whole on my clothes feel Yeah,
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Did you make it?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah? It makes your clothes feel like tight and like
or not tight, but like annoying on your skin.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, isn't it a thing?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's not a disorder, but it's something that is aggravating,
like you know how people hate certain sounds or like
people who chew and it annoys them. Dwayne was telling
me that it's autism, but I don't believe it's necessarily that,
but it could be on the spectrum.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't know, Yeah, I just I mean, I don't
think I got the autism, but I don't love being
on the phone and listening to somebody chew. Yeah either, No,
I mean we we're friends with Also if you're eating,
also will hang up on you.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, call me when you're done eating. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, me and Amina will eat like we've never eaten before.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
And it's a lot of Yeah you used to do
that on the mopping.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, they used to all the time. Just write in
the like comments they were put in the reviews. Hey
love you girls down Sydney.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You have got to stop eating on the mic.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm he just called all autistic.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
No I didn't, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I mean that's with the you know, a headphone in
your actual ear drum. So it's you know, it's louder,
it's more annoying, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
More intense, it's more into.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
So I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I get it. But yeah, we're gearing up.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
For uh Rezy Laza Palooza the Marie Gallum yeah Reezy Extravaganza.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Extravaganza feels like a strong word, but yes, you know,
it's a it's a festival.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, it's more than one day. So yeah, I mean
it's two days.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, so that's that's a festival. Is a two day thing?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
To mean for me, it feels like four days. It
feels like four days.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I have like four things back to back to back
to back to back. What's the four things?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
So Saturday is my show, Sunday we have our show,
Monday is the dinner.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yes, Tuesday is the party. Yeah. That's a lot. That's
a lot, girl. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, so that but once it's over, it's done, you know,
but I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
You weren't an outfit. You got something picked up?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yes, for the part because the theme is like music
video or something that you would wear in a music video.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Theme is music videos.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, so I ordered a couple of things and then
the dinner.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
A couple of things. You gonna hit us with some
outfit changes, Well, I just I have.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I have a wedding coming up.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I have I'm hosting a big fundraiser, so I gotta
look good for that.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I gotta.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
It's just so many things, and I'm like, I don't
want to order all it, but I ordered a few
things just in case something doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I use it for something else. Yeah, ordering What were
we doing before ordering we're actually going, We're actually going
to we were pulling up to Art and b Art
and b guess Marciano.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
BB, Yes, yes you are. You're not going to Martiano.
That was the upscale guest. I mean it was whatever
was there. I feel like it was guest slash Marchiano. Yes,
I was going, We're going. Well, this was before but
that was West wet Seal.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
But what Seal? Yeah, you never went to wet Seal.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah. I probably bought a lip gloss from there and
then made my lips stick together or something like that.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
That was college. That was college.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
But then you know, we had necessary clothing, mystique boutique.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Rest in Peace, mystique boutique.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, we had top shots.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
So we had a there was a couple places we
could go to on the strip of Soho that we
could just if one thing didn't work, we go to
the next thing. The next thing doesn't work, We're going
to the next thing. And it was just like, oh boom,
I get my outfit. I go to Victoria's Secret. I
steal at three for thirty, get a little.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Spray move steal three for thirty. Yeah, go to sea.
At that young of an age, I love that for you. Hey,
they stealing from us, allegedly. Allegedly, who steals from us? Everybody,
everybody's stealing from us. But yeah, it was a It
was a thing to just go and try on clothes
and be where your friend.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
We would go to Buffalo, Change Crossholds. There were so
many places. We would go to top Shop to me
on things.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
And talk to people in the dressing room and talk
shit and do videos. And now it's like we just order, order, order, order,
and pray and cross our fingers and cross our fallopian
tay and pay extra shipping tariffs and all the other
stuff and hope and pray that this stuff works.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
And after it gets there in time, hope no one
takes the package.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Girl, leave it in the door, not at the door,
not like the other day. FedEx came.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
They I watched the truck pull up and I was like, oh,
they must be here for me. And then the truck
left it ring my buzzer or nothing. And then I
get a notification they couldn't deliver my package.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
They didn't even try. Well, you know what's going on,
the fiasco that's going on in my building. Tell the community,
Tell the messies. It is this mess.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
It is really just I hate being like, oh my god,
I found my dream apartment.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Everything not my dream, but it's everything that I want
thus far.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
And you know, eight nine months in.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Everything comes to a whole and it's like, actually you
are in the getto Yeah. Well, one this happened a
couple of months ago. I had a package and it
had yoga mats in it. Someone went in the mail
room and you only can use a key fob to
get in the mail room, so it had to be
somebody who lives and lives in the building. They go in,

(06:25):
they take my yoga mats out of the bigger box,
which is from Amazon, and.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
They take the yoga mats out and leave the fucking box.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
How are you gonna.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Steal somebody's now, mustee, It's not not mustee to take
to take and then leave the box.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's like, just take everything, not my steal.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
So yeah, so I saw so that happened, and I
was furious, and I was texting the whole building group chat,
which is like, hey, what are we doing here? If
you have a building group chat, either your gossiping about
navy are giving us intail on stuff that would affect everybody.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
If you have a building group chat, something has.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Gone wrong in the building, y'all talking about the landlord,
or y'all talking about the management company, or y'all talking
about something that's a skew in the building.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, yeah, you should be alerting everybody. This is the
time to be a motherfucking Karen in the group chat.
What's going on, who's stealing, who's smoking, who's beating people up?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Like we should know this. Oh so that's in the
group chat. In the group chat one second? Hold on.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
So then I get a Sepphor package stolen and I
messaged the group about that. They're like, yeah, people's packages
have been stolen here and there, so you know, it
could be somebody who lives here.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
It could be the delivery men.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I was like, I don't think the delivery guys are
stealing my saphora, and I don't think they care about
my damn yoga mats.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, so why would they deliver it then take the
yoga mats out to bring them back to the truck.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I don't know. I simply don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
And that's why the group chat that also doesn't make
any motherfucking sense. So then again, recently, my Sephora packages
are stolen, and I asked a group to I said, Hey,
did anybody see Sephora packages?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
It was right in front of the mailbox. So now
now I'm hot.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Now I'm pissed because sometimes the package will get delivered
next door, which is can you Hey, I know reading
is hard and get I get numbers mixed up too,
but it's literally your job to make sure that you're
delivering the package to the right apartment building right. And
I'm the type of person that if my package, if

(08:36):
somebody delivers a package at the wrong apartment, I'm gonna
go next door and I'll drop their package off.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I'll bring it to the next building, or you bring
it to the next like the person next door.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I would hope that somebody would freaking do that for me.
Would you do that, Marie return a package? I'm seeing
your eyes. And it's if it's.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Close by, yeah, like literally next door? Yes, yeah, I
know the people who live in the building next door.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't even have to go in.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I could just be like, hey, this is this is
you guys, right, I'm not knocking. I'm not knocking door
to door like a girl scout.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Anyway, So Sepphora packages are stolen and I'm in the
group chat and I said, this is this is actually ridiculous,
because what's the whole point of, you know, having a
mailbox room or having security cams up. Then somebody writes
in the in the group chat, oh and the security
cameras two of them don't even work because I have
a reader.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
So two don't work. How many are in there?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
There's supposed to be a camera almost on every floor,
and there's in the elevator in the mail room, right,
But he.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Said two of them don't work? Is there more cameras
in this Yes, it's.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
I think it's like two cameras on the lobby floor.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
And he got a reader. That is the guy who's
stealing the package.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
That's what that's what you and other friends are saying.
And I don't I don't want to say, you know
that's the case. But the fact that I was like,
what is it? What is a EMF read? And he
takes a picture of him using the reader by the camera,
that it's it's a little it's a little sick.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Why does he need to know if cameras work or not?
That's that sounds like something a thief would haved on.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Now, hold on, he said, Oh, a couple of weeks ago,
I got beat up in the elevator.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Hey, sir, that's something that you're supposed to put in
the group chat. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
If somebody molly wopped you in the elevator at whatever time,
and we need to know is it is it somebody.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Who lives and we need a description of it?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Is it a stranger? Do we need to get the
pictures pulled up? What's going on? Yeah? Did?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Why did you lose the fight? Were they bigger than you?
Were you caught off guard?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Well? He were you wearing? Well?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
He said, Oh, I can't discuss this in the group chat.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
So it's somebody. So it's somebody who actually lives in
the building, Sidney.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
This feels like lies, this whole this man thing.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
It sounds like he lying, Well, I got beat up,
but I can't talk about it.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Well he's I think he's, you know, allegedly pressing charges
against the building.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, but what that got to do with you in
the group chat? You guys are not in the lawsuit.
You guys live there.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I guess he doesn't want people talking to the person
who he got an altercation with AnyWho. Then he tells, then,
you know, you guys, tell me to text him on
the side. So I said, hey, man, I come in
late at night. You know, I work, I'm a girl.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I'm a girl. I'm just a girl. Should I be nervous?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
And so he's like, no, it's just like I think
these kids that live down the hall were just like
having a party and they were cooked out or whatever,
and oh, you know, I had some issues with them,
and so they, you know, roughed me up. And I'm like,
I don't know all of this. This feels like too much,
and you should have put this in the group chat
when it happened. And then somebody in the group chat

(11:46):
was like, hey, I'm sorry, this might be triggering. You know,
I'm sure that was a terrible thing that happened to you,
but it is your job, as somebody who lives in
this building to notify us when something like that is happening.
Because two years ago someone was attacked in the building
and we all had to come together and you know,
basically protests and say we're not paying rent if you

(12:08):
guys don't kick this person out.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Shout out to that. Karen, Okay, love that. So so
y'all just gonna stop paying rent?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Like what that's what they said?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
What they October first is coming.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
So no that that's not happening now. But you know,
all this stuff is happening in the group. It's just
making me more and more upset. Mind you, I had
called management, I had emailed them, I had sent something
in the portal. What the whole what's the whole reason
of having a portal if you don't respond to the
freaking portal?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I don't have a portal. My bill is not fancy? Wow?
Is it fancy? Is it fancy?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
If packages are getting stolen and people are getting you know,
their uh their they're top knocked off in the.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Girl's steal from other people? Yes, stealing is one thing.
Fighting is another.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Well, I mean his story is sound a little bit fishy.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Sis.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Did you check your citizen app to see somebody got
beat up in your building?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I'm like, do I need to get what's the thing?
The ring cam? Should I get one of those?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Like?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
What should I do?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
This is what I suggested, Sydney. Do she gets a package?
She puts cat poop in the box, You seal the
box up. It's a big attractive box. You set it
down in the in the mail room, and the person's
gonna take that poop upstairs.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Friend, you didn't tell me that I'm the most set cap.
You said, put it cat poop in the box. No,
I said that. You guys didn't tell me that.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
You were talking about air tag.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh yes, because you were like, oh, how much does
an AirTag cost? And I was like, city, the person's
gonna take the package and then you're gonna run.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Up on them. Yes, no, put shit in a box.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, I'm thinking about that. But now everybody's saying that
I should use a glitter bomb. Oh yeah, there's things
that you use a glitter box. So when they open
the package, there's glitter everywhere. Oh and glitter is so
hard to get rid.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Of, like a fabulous BNK heist.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yes, yes, so a glitter do a glitter bomb, and
I could do a secret camera.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Wait, so the camera's gonna be in the box. Yes,
that's not like you just you got extra dos at
the house.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I mean, it's this is those type of things that
it makes me, you know, toss and turn at night,
just knowing that who is stealing.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
My Saphora packages? But also who took my fucking yoga mats?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Whoever looks the least stressed when you see him in
the building, and that's who got it.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Well, I saw somebody with a yoga mat today going
into the gym, and I'm looking at her crazy, like, hmm, that.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Looks like my black yoga mat.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
But it's like, oh, why did I get black yoga mats?
I should have got a color because a color then
I could, you know, could be distinct.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
You know what I mean? Spring loaded glitter bomb?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Okay, does it say on the package that it is
a glitter bomb?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
I don't think I don't think so, because that's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, but I would also need a ring came in
that bitch, Sydney.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
You're not gonna ship a camera in the box?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
No, I would get No.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
What people were telling me is like, obviously, get a
get a box like that says kis on it.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Or something it suspend supreme. Oh I need a supreme box.
Do you have any supreme Supreme box? So, unfortunately, does
anybody listening have any Supreme boxes?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Any what do they call people hype beasts listening?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
And the thing is is that I live on the floor.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I live on the top floor, okay, pit house, and
so my floor is pretty cute, even though I will
say the person down the hall had con Edison notification
that they were going to get their electricity cut off,
and that made me sad.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Who's can their electricity cut off? My neighbor down the hall?

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Why is that they.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Talking about that in the group jet no or you
saw a notice on their door?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Well, also this summer, con Edison put it in front
of the building that they were like four months five
months behind, oh, and that they were gonna sh the
whole building's electricity off.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
It's really upsetting. It's and then oh, wait, Marie, she's
not listening.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
I'm listening. I'm reading the thing.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
It says I recommend opening outside. Pissed my sister off
by getting glittered all over her kitchen table, but she
said the packaging was sus and she almost didn't open it.
And other people were saying, I sent this to a coworker.
She asked for a glitter bomb, but it's not work appropriate.
The glitter was tiny male genitalia. Yeah, somebody else said
I sent this to my niece I wish my brother

(16:32):
and I knew that.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
It was tiny penis glitter pieces. I love that. I'm
obsessed with that.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Look, tiny penis glitter pieces.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh wait, that's exactly what I need to buy. You
see that? Ooh, send me the link, send me that.
I'm getting that. I'm gonna get that. I'm getting it.
I'm because it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Also, then the guy who said he got attacked, then
he sent me this paperwork saying that they're se tventy
five violations against the building.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Listen, this is new.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
If you google your building right now, there's like a thing,
a website or something you could put it in and
you'll see all the violations.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
They all have them.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
I mean, my landlord got some cases. How many violations
are your building? Huh? My seventeen? At least, that's not
even that bad.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, but I live in a small building. Yeah, you
live in a big building. It's not like you know,
it should be a bunch.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Allegedly, the building was bought for like two point five
million dollars. Good deal, that's a good nothing considering all
the rent that everybody's paying.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Let's get it.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Let's buy a building. All our funds and buy building.
I think that would be the next big thing. But
I don't know. Being a landlord just feels like too much.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
This is why they're doing shady stuff, because eventually you're like,
I gotta do all this paperwork. I gotta make sure
everybody's paying their rent. You know what, let's just hike
all this shit up. You know what, you lost me
at paperwork. I don't want to do the paperwork for
my own body. So yeah, scrap the building plan.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
We'll do something else. Yeah, that just feels like a lot.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
But I don't know. I don't know what to do now.
I'm like, do I still need to live in this building?
My lease is up in May.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
If you knew what you got time, Sydney, you got time,
like and what's the alternative you got to move into?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Like a co op? Now you gotta deal with neighbors
that get on your nerves, that be in your business.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I saw I saw an apartment that's available on my block.
Too bad, too bath you already looking. I mean, I'm
just seeing what my options are, considering that.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
If they stealing in your building, they stealing in that
other building. I didn't even know so for or delivered.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah about it, And let me let y'all know if
somebody misplaced your package or it gets stolen to for
will replace it one time, one time, only that specific package.
But obviously I've had three packages stolen and they replaced
every package.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Sydney, the three packages stolen is wild. You have to
stop ordering from Sephora. That's the universe is okay, that's
what it is? That girl, Yeah, okay, you.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Missing three packages stolen in within this year.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
So you're saying I need to just go to the store. Yes,
some some things are not there. It's not available.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
That means that means you're not meant to have it, girl,
that means you don't need it when you pick up.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Hey, what is the whole point of living in a
modern world where things can be delivered to you?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
What's the whole point of men? You know what, I'm
gonna skip on down.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Things can't be delivered to you. They keep getting stolen.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I'm so over it you but you won't order from
Sephora again anyway? Lol. Any any drama going on in

(20:05):
your life?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, I got some mess. My mess is you know.
When I'm in my house, I feel cute.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
You know. I put a tiny bit of makeup on,
you know, just a little concealer, just a little bit
of color correct, just a little bit of pow. Just
blush right here, you know, not too much. I'm not
trying to look like Olandria, you know. And then I
show up here Nolandria shade?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Would you say? She did you much? She wears a
lot of blush. That's it, right, But I'm saying that
I don't do that. Girl. Damn, I didn't interrupt you
with your cat doodle box story.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Do you know, Alandria?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Is she here?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
No? You're right, she looks great, no shade. But I
don't like wearing a lot of makeup. I wear very
minimal makeup. And if I'm in my house, like shooting
a video, I'd be like she parents feel to got it?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, you know, I just swoop swipe.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
But then I come here to talk shit with my
friend and you know, maybe maybe maybe get canceled, made whatever,
And I feel good.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
About what we do here.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
We you know, we're doing the Lord's work. And then
I go home or I go to work, you know,
my other job, single mom who works two jobs. And
then we go through the clips for the video, and
I'll be like, am I ugly? Like every single time,
And it's like when I'm home, I'm cute, When I'm.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
On the street, I'm cute.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
When I'm on the elevator looking at my reflection, I'm cute.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
And then I come here and I see them drug
I'm not I'm not saying that I'm looking at you.
But in every video I look bad. But in every
video Sydney looks great. That's a damn single video. Mari, No, Sydney,
I'm not doing this with you, because in every video

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they'd be like, oh my god, Sidney's stunning. Yes, bitch,
the water's working talk seventy five, And I look like
your friend who holds the bags when we go out
in every single victory, you.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Have what dysphoria? No friend based dysphoria.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
The lights in the studio got this Foria, this camera
got this. But you are in the same camera, in
the same light and you look great.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
There's times where I'm like, do I have buck teeth?
I'm like do I have cataracts? Like what's going with
my eyes? Like something with the glaze. Also, you know,
I'm like, do I need cheak cheek filler.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
No, No, I don't see that.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
When I look at the videos on the page I scroll,
I'll be like, wow, everybody, Reggie looked good.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I was like, what, what what's happening?

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Damn not that not Reggie caught astray.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Already. I'm not saying like, Reggie looked like hes gonna
be on Low Island compared to me.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Girl.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
I'll be looking at the photo the videos and I'm.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Like, I'm crossing as fingers. That's mess. Why are you
crossing your fingers?

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I mean crossing my arms because that's let me. Let
me look through the page, you Sidney, you don't have
to look you tell me now. I'm saying every single
video you look great. No, and maybe ninety percent of
the videos I look like.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
So, wait, you don't like this. You don't think I
look there like you think you look good? There?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
This is I look there. That's in that room in
the studio is different than in this studio.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
In this studio.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Ass Okay, I know you didn't like this one. I
know that one. Hold on, Look how you look? My
hair looks like dark dark Roben noodles, crunchy, look good.
I'm wearing glasses you can't even really see my face.
You look great, You look great. Look at it. Look
now we can see your face shining. Right you look

(23:55):
at that? Hold on, wait, I look tired. I look tired.
You know, well, did you sleep last night?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
It's not about did I sleep last night? It's did
my body? Let me rest into the morning. I saw
this thing last night. It's like, there's three things you're
supposed to do it to get a good night's sleep
or to have a good day. One you're not supposed
to eat two hours before you go to sleep, because
if your stomach is too full, you can't get into
like deep sleep. You can't fall into like rim. That's tough,

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which is what you need in order to feel rested.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Right. So I was like whoo. And as I was
watching it, I was eating something eating. I was eating.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
I was eating rice and mixed vegetables and shrimp, yes
from the cellar.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
At what time it was one? It was like twelve forty.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Five, since I'm sure it was one something.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
No, because I got home at one something. I didn't
eat when I got home. But when I was watching
the clip, I was like, she now I can't sleep
for two hours.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I'm screaming.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Okay, So that is one of the things. Number two
is when you wake up in the.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Morning, don't start doing crazy exercise right away.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
It said five.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Minutes of light exercise, Stretch, take a walk, go get coffee.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Don't go for a run, like ease your body into it.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Well, who's who's waking.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Up jumping out of bed and then going to run?
Nobody mean when I run. I get up in the
morning and I say, if I don't go down, I'm
not gonna do it. So I get up and then
I have to go.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
You don't give yourself thirty minute grace period before you run.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Uh No, I try to Sittney.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
When I get up to go run, I try to
leave my house as fast as I can because I
don't want.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
To get it to be too hot. It's funny. Do
you run out of the house as fast as you
can for anything else?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
No, Because I'm coming back. I know that the run
is only gonna be twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Of my time. Six.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
We need you to the way you get up and
get out to run, We need you to do that
the same way for everything. No, because then I'm really
gonna look like hot garbage in the videos because I'm
not putting no makeup on to go run.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Sometimes I bear, sometimes I run. I got my retainer
in still so that I just be What you mean,
is that safe to have your retainer in while you're
running because you think I might bump it to somebody sexy?
That is not what I'm thinking about at all. Friends.
I'm thinking like, what if you trip? What if you fall?
Then you're it's I'll retain my teeth in my mouth.
Oh lord Jesus, ree, what is wrong with you? You

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have to get help. Someone, please call nine one one.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
And then I was watching the video about funk Shway
and it was two o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
So I was like, they said, you're not supposed to
have nothing under your bed.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
What do you mean for the function way of it?
If under your bed like your bed is supposed to
be clear of stuff?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Oh girl? To where?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
I got some bags with some paperwork that I need
to sift through. I got, I got old slippers.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
I got a couple of books that haven't even you know,
touched a page or two. They say, if you do
have stuff under your bed, keep it down by your feet.
It shouldn't be up near your head and the top
of your body.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
But what if the bed is like on its side
and not right, you.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Still shouldn't be sleeping on its side like a murphy bed.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, what does that mean? I meant it's going the
long way instead of the wide way. Listen.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
All I know is said don't sleep with nothing under
your bed. It like interrupts your sleep or something. I
have to switch that up there, I know. I started
moving first around in my house and they said they
should be all of this at two thirty in the morning.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yes, nothing by your front door is supposed to be clear. Really,
so they were like, no shoes. No.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
I was like, oh, I'm throwing shoes into the room.
I'm putting stuff up. I'm like, I don't even wear
these trash.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
You know, I'm crying because I could picture you doing
all of this in the middle of the night, and
you got your cute little shorts on with your big
tee you gotta be a little.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Bonnet on, and you're going back and forth in between things. Girl. Literally,
I'm like, I'm like a girl, this is too much.
You're supposed to be resting, resting your mind, resting your body,
your soul.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yes, but I according to the Functual people, I can't
do that if I got my bed all like stuff
under the bed and blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
This is what we need to do. This is what
we need to do for the Patreon.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
We need to come to each other's house and we
need to spend an hour cleaning.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Just what should we get it? What should I get
rid of? What should you get it rid of?

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Okay, I come, you have a second pair of eyes
and like, Nope, you don't need that. When's the last
time you were that you We can do that after
I get this table, biggest table.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
I'll bring I'll bring a bag. I'll bring two bags,
and we need to fill up two bags.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Like trash bags or like I love New York bag. No, friend,
I need you to be serious, like Trader Joe's bag.
No black garbage bags that you put a dead body in.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Oh yeah, okay, terrible allegedly yeah l O L.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
And we can help each other if you come to
If you come to my apartment and you go to
my closet, you will see about twenty five pairs of
jeans that are variations of the same fucking gen.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I believe that because I feel like, once you find
something you like, you say, I'm a stick beside it.
It's sick, Marie, it's a stick beside. Every time I
try on a pair of jeans, I'm like, oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Love this fit. I'm obsessed. I go home.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Wow, I know why I love these so much because
I already I already have so many times over and
over and over again. And it's the same lightwash. Like
it's not a boot cut jean, but it's kind of
like boot flare or super baggy.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I can't get rid of the something about light blue
like a dark wash. It has me in a chokehole, Marie.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Why.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
And the thing is is that the thing about a
light blue jean is very daytime. It's very say time,
or it's nighttime in the summer. When you see somebody
in a light blue jean at night fall or winter,
you're like childish, childish.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
So what you're gonna do now? You're gonna get all
new dark wash?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I think.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
So, I think I need to I need to move
into the dark wash because it's very grown, it's very sexy,
it's very universal, and it's a certain it's a particular blue.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
What about like a medium wash? Because I don't think
it needs to just be light. And also I don't
know if I agree with you. I feel like you
could wear denims, any type of denom anytime. Have you
ever seen somebody in a light blue? Maybe like one
little rip, but it's a boot cut and they're just
like at the club.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
It's like you weren't serious about this, you were just
passing by. Yeah, you came from the library.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I and I hate that, and
I hate that you were good at having different washes
of jeans and different styles of jeans and even if
they're like a barrel, you'll have a different version of Yeah,
because I.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Don't want the same pants in a bunch of in
the same color a bunch of times. Yeah, because I
feel like, like I don't know, I uh, I'm trying
to play. I wanted to I wanted to mix a match.
I want like I'm wearing a plus. I'm trying to
wear what I have. Like, so you're gonna see some
of these things, these pieces a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Hey, what it is?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
We need to stop the bullshit about people. Oh, we've
alread you've already been photographed in that. Oh I've been
seeing you with that last week. Yes, yes, I'm gonna
wear it over and over and over and over again.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I washed it or it's clean, or they'd be like,
you love those boots. Huh yeah do I do?

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Absolutely? You know how much these boots are.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
I spent money on these boots, y'all let them down,
the pony hair boots.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
They're over four hundreds.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
When I tell you, I'm gonna wear them things out
until it's snowy.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
I might even wear them in the snow. No, little bit,
you can't wear a pony hair in the snow.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I might put a little bag, put a little bag
of a raincoat situation on them, and then go out
and then take it off when I get in the building.
Because over four hundred and something dollars for a boot,
you should be able to wear them over and over.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
And over and over.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Some I'm wearing all year long.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, winter spring. Some of all.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
I think the thing is is that what I'm moving
forward in is like I can't care about if something
is cool or I look like a loser, or oh
that's it's poor. It's like it's not so many people
have really expensive pieces and they repeat it a lot.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
They you know, switch it up with stuff. Way you
said you if you dress a certain way, you feel
like a loser or a poor.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
There was a time where I wore the same tel
Far bag I think for like three months straight. Like
I wasn't switching it up, but I had tons of
bags that bag. I got some tons of bags. And
a friend was like, so, what's going on. You ain't
got no other bags? I said, I do, but I
love this bag and it goes with everything. They shamed you,
They did shame.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Me, and you know it. The way you asked the question.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
I know exactly who asked and that's and you know what,
and that's why their hairline looks the way it does.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Now, I was wrong.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Now I know who you're talking about. The man telling
me about my purse? About that?

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Where is your purse?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
How about it? Yes?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
So we I think we should, you know, after your birthday,
we should definitely get on that. Let's merge and just
you know, a friend of ours is doing a you know,
clothing swap.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I know it's the day of our show. Yes, so
we so we we gotta dropt to go there. Early.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Just drop the bags, don't even look, and then get out,
Just get out. But I do like to see the girls, like,
you know, scuffle over the things.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
You know, you drop it, let them, let them, you
know when you drop a piece of cheese or something
on the on the sidewalk and the ants come run
for it.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
I went to a clothing swap in the park. And
when I tell you that, when I dropped my stuff,
the girls were and they're like.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Someone who cares? Absolutely, Why am I? Why am I
throwing my rags in the pile? It's not right? Yeah,
these are my scraps, not my rags. Only you, Marie,
Only you listen. What else is going on? I think
I gotta go to the doctor. Maybe I have a

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lugon sect ship. Why are you saying that?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
I don't know. I've had this call for like a.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Week literally today makes it exactly one week. Well, friend,
you be outside weed? I have smoking weed? Is the
weed making me sick? Well? You smoke weed? You be outside?
Do you pass the blunts?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Oh? A lot of times recently this week I've been
I've been byob Hey, I don't want to get anybody sick.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I got a little kaff that's smart, and people are like,
she's really nice, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Damn, I wish I could smoke what they got over there,
but I'd be like, no screaming.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
I don't want to get you guys sick. A smoker
that cares well also a germaphug, Yeah, but I don't know.
I feel like we heals the germs. I don't know.
I'm that's that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I will see you, you know, smoke a little bit
off of people, which is it's just so strange because
you just won't eat off of anybody.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
You don't let people kiss you.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
You're okay, But I don't know if you pay attention
when I smoke sometimes like I'll hold the joint with
these two fingers and then I put my mouth on
my fingers.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Girl, That's why you got to bring your own because
if I see you doing that time, I don't snap
my hind and said, give me, give me.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Let's say maybe wet people got wet damn mouths and
the thing these sealed shown. You'd be like, let me,
I gotta put my nail in it. Like some of
y'all don't know how to smoke properly. And I'm yes,
I'm okay, we're passing on that.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Show him how to smoke.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
You look like an ex wife that just committed a murder.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
He's dead, I don't know how up at the bottom
of the stairs, but his neck is broken.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Actually, yo, if I saw.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
You smoking and you're literally your mouth your mouth is
over your finger.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
You know who taught me that? Another pothead Chris. That's
how he smokes.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
But he's a professional song I was never I was
just like, why would you want to be all drowsy
and weird?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
It's not drowsy, first of all. Sometimes it is drowsy,
but it's like chill. The world is rushing past you.
People are stressed, their babies running off the train. They're like,
and you're just like, let him go. You know, It's
just it's And I will have a bud tender at
my birthday party.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I have a table.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
I'm gonna have a table of treats for consumption at
the party because I'm gonna be lit, so everybody also
around me should be lit as well.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Damn. This is the only time where I'm like, uh,
being sober suck.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
He's gonna be givebacks. You'll you'll you'll get something something
I get to to give. It's gonna be weed stuff
in the give bags.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Come on, we need givebacks that have you know, maybe
lights or maybe what do you call it, like one
of those a stand so you could put your phone on.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
I think you have enough of no eyeshadows, slip gloss.
There's gonna be a bunch of stuff. The team team,
let's call them Tea Marie. I've been very I think
they've been very successful. They've been working really hard. So
it's gonna be some cue stuff in the bags. Yeah, yeah,
I'm I'm excited to see who shows up that I

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have to be like, I don't know them, they have
to leave.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Would you do that?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
If somebody shows up and I don't know them and
they they messing with my vibe, they gonna be a
Jesse Jeff Marie.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I will say that you're you'll be very in your
like little world bubble and so you you just be
glide and pass people.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
And you know, I'm gonna have my big water with
me all night.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
You're gonna have a big water. Yes, when you had
a big water, you know, I.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Sip water for my birthday all night. I don't oh,
you must not.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
You see how I'm trying to discreetly describe what I
got going on.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Yes, yea, and you see how you in my business?
Are you doing mises?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
And what? Yo?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
The way you said that, Nerd, that's fine. That's who
I am. I am the person that I'm like. Do
not whisper anything to me, because I am going to
say it.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
You'll be like, don't look now, but over there that
guy and Sydney be like that guy, You're like my
mother in that way.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
My mom does that she and she points.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
She'd be like that him, the person who brought you
into the world, the person who raised you. Yeah, I
won't mind being compared to that. But also when somebody says,
don't look now, we obviously as women, we're gonna snap
our next.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
We gotta like birds, we gotta look, I'll be like, whoa, Oh,
we'll play them in a movie, you know.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
But also it's just like, let's just be honest. Either
everybody's talking about you or nobody's talking about it. And
which is worse, everybody's talking about you.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Or nobody even thinking about you? Which one you want?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Well, see, this is why I was thinking about I
was thinking about the family that we don't care about.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I was thinking about the Kardashians today because in my.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
My mess of not liking the way I look in
these videos, I was like, they be photographed a lot,
and so it kind of makes sense, or maybe not
them alone, but like, as a celebrity who gets photographed
a lot, if there's something about your face that you
don't like, or something about your body that you're you're
not comfortable with, it makes sense to go get plastic

(39:46):
surgery to fix that. Or I don't I mean, I
don't understand people who use filters crazy and then don't
get work done because it's like, we see you in
real life.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Listen, hey, we're I think we've said this before. If
you are a photosho the photo and it's just fucking you,
you have.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
To go to hell.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
You have because I'm gonna repost the actual right photo,
the photo of oh the way you look like, if
we're all in it, photoshop you, that's right, yes, dead wrong. Also,
a lot of times the Kardashians have to approve other
photos that people are posting, but then somebody at the
event who a photo wasn't approved will post it and
we're like we'll see what the real deal was.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Listen, photoshop for the table, all of us up.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
With a lou Yeah, but what you want is might
not be necessarily what I want. You don't need it.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Hit it again, Paris filter is the way just swipe
one time in the stories and then post it like
we just.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
We have to be honest. Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
People are gonna have some bags under their eyes. People
are gonna look a little tired. We're working.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
We're hey, Kim, you said nobody wants to work anymore.
You're wrong, bitch.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
We're all working and maybe too much. That's why sometimes
you're just gonna look haggard on a Thursday.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
What do you want? Okay? Boom.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
So then we try to get a photo booth foot
apart from my birth Oh yes, right yes. My manager's like, oh,
this is we're trying to get. We're talking to the
people that do the photo booth that the Kardashians use. Yes,
And I was like, oh, what's that one? I feel
like I probably used that one before.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Remember that photo of me you Carolina and that was
really good one. Yeah. I think that was like for
fashion week or something, right, right, right right?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
The fee for the photo booth for the party three
thousand dollars, sister, I said, I don't like none of
my friends that much.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
You got that, Sydney. You got that, sister, that's more
than the party costs.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Friend, if we think about it, yoda, wait, we were
spending money in Morocco.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Three thousand dollars for photo booth, Sydney. That's more than
some people spend all flowers for their wedding.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Sister. That's that's that's about rent. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, girl,
you got it.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
You gotta live in abunday. I barely want to pay
my rent. I definitely don't want to pay that. So
why I called so much? Well, there's gonna be amra operator.
You gotta pay his hourly plus the crew, the rental
for the equipment.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
You know, people are annoying in the photo booth, hold on,
hold on.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Okay, wait wait wait wait wait okay wait, And then
they're like, well, hold on, hold on, let's do that over.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Okay, wait wait what second, Let's do one more? One more?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
And then they'll look at the photo and they're just
looking at themselves and they're like no, no, no, no, no,
we gotta do this all over again, and then everybody
gets over it and they're tired and mad and they're like, bitch,
you take the photo by yourself, And I'm like, gladly,
that's what I want in the first place.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Yeah, I just wanted me and Marie. That's it.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Somebody gonna have to bring a ring light to the party,
a charged phone or something imperative that we have. Wo Okay,
sister male I don't understand why you're management and won't
just put the card down as much money you make
for them, clock at clock at Clarket anyway. Yeah, somebody's

(43:00):
grandma gonna be there with a with a shaky stand.
It's gonna be a it's gonna be the old school
camera with the drape behind the person's.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Head and the I'm fine, it's fine, I will make
it work. We're gonna, you know, I want people to
have the picture to take home and put on their
free It's gonna be dancing, not three k I mean it, honestly,
we're just thankful to be there, you know what I'm saying.
Somebody providing hosting, putting a shindig together.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
It's hard.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
It's hard for people to host some people don't have
the hosting personality, the hosting you know, look, Aura, sometimes
you look good, but you're it's stale, stale, and that
is permeating through the party, and then you're worrying.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Then you're worrying.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Is everybody having a good time?

Speaker 3 (43:44):
No, we're not having a good time. We all should
be dancing and taking photos and drinking and maybe.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
A lot that maybe it's we we it's a book club.
Were playing charades like those things are also events. The
people hope, Hi.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
What you won't catch me at club? You won't see
me at a book club.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
That's join a book club for the fall.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Yeah, But the thing is is that this is us
going to a book club. We are getting the what's
the what's the what's the notes?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
The cliff notes. We're reading that maybe twenty minutes, so
we need to get to them.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Think we should join join a book club for the fall,
or we could start a book club.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
And they're gonna hate us. They're gonna be mad.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
You're gonna show up, You're going to be dancing in
printing at any time, and they're gonna be like, hey,
we're not letting you in.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
And then you're gonna be calling me girl.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
They not, they won't let me in, and then I
have to well my friends outside.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I guess I gotta go Sydney. You wouldn't even want
to be there. Hold on, let's look.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Brooklyn book club, girl, I'm not doing it. Well, maybe
I don't want a Brooklyn book club because they feel
like it's gonna be people who show with their kids.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
What maybe I'm like a yeah, you know, like you know,
the the moms in like Park Slope and like around
the park who have like the double wide stroll and
they got the kids that they feel like, yeah, my
kid is cool, I'll bring him to the bar.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Your baby is not cool. Your kids will never be
that that cool.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Even if they're like quiet, I'm still feeling like I
can't do what I want to do it. And it's
not like I'm having a menage a toy or you know,
you know, peeing in public. It's not one of those things.
But it's just like a kid there. I just I
can't be myself.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
I don't want to be myself if there's a kid around.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
It's weird, no, but it's not.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
It's like an army of these mothers though, these like
young parents that like honestly hate what they do in Brooklyn,
but like they show up and they all they met
at like a Mommy and Me class or a baby
Jimberree class, and they just take up the whole sidewalk
when you're trying to get your little sandwich, you know
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, that's gonna be Carolina. I feel bad because I
want to go see the baby, saying he's so freaking cute,
really cute cheeks. You know, I don't see his neck yet,
but it's coming.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Babies don't need neck.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
His hair is stunning, you know, like he's just he's
like Carolina, Carolina's dad. I don't really see Homaday yet,
but it's happening. I held the baby. He fell asleep
right away on me, and I was like, of course,
because I'm I got that calming, that calming that you know,
you know when the washing machine is like that, that

(46:19):
means that what is it is the spinners is the
wash when it's going Do.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
You spent a lot of time with washing machines? I too,
I have to watch a lot of my own stuff
at times be sitting on it. That's you're sitting on it.
I have Doc Johnson, I never have to see you.
Every time you say Doc Johnson, I lose it. I
would like to get a partnership with Doc Johnson.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Where are you at, Doc Johnson? Send us toys for
the gift bad lease.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I would love that to give my god.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
And you know, I was still every single item from
everybody's back straight man, gonna be upset with me, gonna
be pretty gay's.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I'm seeing the list.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Friend, You're I don't know where the streets will be,
but anyway, Yeah, So I held the baby and he's
he's so cute, and I'm like, damn, she she made it.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
She made it, she made a thing, and she.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Made a m and I immediately gave him back and
I said, yeah, I think I'm good. Like I don't like,
I just don't have that maternal the Oh my god,
I want one. But then I'll see a video of
an otter, oh and someone like, you know, rehabilitating an otter,
And I was like, I want that.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
That's that's what I need. And otter feels like more
work than a baby. No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
They're they're kind of basically like sea cats or sea puppies.
They are They're like they're supposed to be in water,
but somehow they're on land and they make noises and squeak.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
What noises doesn't Otter make I'm not doing this. I'm
not doing this with you. But they're so fucking they
got whiskers. They look like old men.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
I need to know what's what's the makes I'm not
doing this. If you want to hear an otter, go
on TikTok and.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Go on the Dodo TikTok.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
If I open tick time right now, the Otter's gonna
be like Domeo. I did watch two documentaries because of you.

(48:24):
Me and my sister watched The Poop Cruise for you,
and I watched Unknown Number or Unknown Caller, and I
was who We was annoyed by the end of that,
but we were listen. That's I should have been with you,
because I would have loved to hear what you were saying.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
We were screaming at the TV about who we thought
it was the entire time. The whole time.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
It's just upsetting watching something and knowing that, oh, it
could be your fucking mom.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
It could be your mom.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Sorry, I just spoiler her, like if you haven't, I
can't believe if you haven't watched it already. But it
was the mom they keep calling her Quasimoto online and
I can't see it.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
She looked like that, Yeah, I cannot see it because
you were trying to figure out what she looked like
and she said hunchback of Notre Dame.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
But the thing is is that the good thing about
my mother rip she even if she was jealous or
like had weird energy, she was never going to put
that much effort into making my life hell, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
But also it just it doesn't make any sense you
watching your daughter for over a year deal with this
and cry to you about it, and you comforting her
and it it's you, But then it's the boyfriend's new girlfriend,
like what huh? And the mother was and then now
we arresting you. The cops get to the house to

(49:43):
arrest you, and now you hugging your daughter like she's
here because of you, Like.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
It's all that is that Now that is an illness.
But the thing that the biggest illness.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
That she had was unemployment, because if she had some,
she wouldn't be so busy Texan and being this you
know what do you what do you call it a
soccer day at all?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Night ship that whole girl go to work. But also
like where was the dad job?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Where was the dad when she was sending the messages
in the middle of the night, like she had turned.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
All the way down, yes, or in another room. And
you know, you know some of these husbands they sleeping hard.
Girl with the safe, do you know they already went
to the bathroom and masturbated to some random corno and
then they came in the bed and now they're like, hmmm, snuggling,
rubbing their feet together, and oh, they can't wait to
close their eyes. And all she got to do is
go in the other room.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
She don't even have to do that. He she could
actually do it while he's doing it. Yeah, you know
that that whole thing was crazy.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
You know another thing that made me so annoyed is
like he didn't know that certain things was getting paid,
and uh, you know they were damn near about to
get like kicked out of things or like built like
I think maybe the electricity was going to get cut
off or something like that. And it's like that's why
when you're in a partnership, both people have to be
aware of things. You can't just let one person do it,

(51:09):
because if it's up to me to do the taxes,
we can't know.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
We going to jail.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
We are definitely click somebody. Somebody else needs to do it.
We need to delegate somebody to do the paperwork.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
No, but that bad too, because you can't even trust
the people that you're hiring.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Now, Oh well, then I'll just need a little summary
of what was paid, and every month send that to me.
And then I'll look at the numbers and if a
number feels like it's too hot, we'll be like, whoa.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
I will say, you are reading NASS receipt, bitch. You
will look through some stuff, let me see the otomize.
Oh yeah, what does what does this mean?

Speaker 4 (51:47):
What's this?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
You're not putting your card down and letting it tartar yea.
And every time I look, I'm like, come on, Marie,
it's fine.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
I get that from my mother.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
It's so crazy.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
When I was little, she would we would.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Go grocery shopping, and you know, she's clipping coupon and
she's they taking stuff all she maxing this with this,
choosing a whatever, and then they would pack all the
stuff in the car, and my mother would walk to
her car with the receipt long like this, and she
would go through each up. Now they overcharge me for
the yogurts. Take those out, pick those out so that

(52:21):
the sodas were three foot ten and they charged me.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Let me get that.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
And she would go back inside. She'd be like, my
mother loves an itemized receipt. Yeah, and it's necessary.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I mean it.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
This is good to have because if you go to
the hospital, you know, they're throwing a whole bunch of
stuff on there just because the bill is going to
be high anyway, and they're gonna send it tothesia.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Costs two thousand dollars. Such and such costs this much
da da da cost some math money. The medication that
they like, all of that costs math money.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Have the room warm that they'll put, like, you know,
three hundred dollars on that. And so sometimes I'm letting
everybody know, if you get a crazy easy medical bill,
tell them, ask them, hey, let me get the itemized
bill for all of it. And then I need you
to explain what is this for, and they'll and they'll
start taking stuff off.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Oh m hm, oh yeah, Yo, THEA hospitals do it? Yes,
everybody doing bad.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
That media item mine.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
First of all, I didn't even know you could ask
for a receipt, and you absolutely can. What do you
think you're paying for?

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Can I see my hot itinerary?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Like? What?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
No, it's it's that's your invoice.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yeah, And you know these hospitals are crooked.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
I told you.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I went to the hospital years ago for I thought
was food poisoning, but they tried to give me a
spinal tap. Oh, they tried to give me a spinal
tap because they thought I had insurance and they were
just gonna throw They gave me.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
A cat skin and everything.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
I was in the hospital for three days straight and
they were like, yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
You probably got meningitis by the third day. And I
was like what so what ended up being wrong? Girl?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
As soon as I was like, hey, I called, I
called somebody and I was like, hey, they're trying to
get me a spinal tap. They're like, get out, get
out now, tell them. Tell them you don't have insurance.
And I told them and they said when I.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Told you, they started unplugging everything and they were like
they started lights off, they said.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Ladies said you gotta go now, mind you, It's time
for me to get out of the hospital.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Bitch, tell me why they stole my shoes, they stole
my sneakers.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Do they live in your building? Ooo? And on that note,
I think we need to read a message.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
So what ended up being wronged with?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
You? Says?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I had eight at this pizza shop place two nights
in a row, and it tasted it off. It was
it was like chicken and broccoli. And then I wenting
in broccoli pizza and I went in Bravos. I'm a name, y'all. Yes,
Bravos on twenty second Street and Park Avenue. Yeah, low down,
dirty Bravo. And you know what, when I told that

(54:48):
story online through a Barbie story, people were like, yo,
is it Bravo?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
That place got me sick too. Why are you getting
chicken from a pizza place? They are a pizza.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah, girl, but they don't do chicken. They do pepper,
they do sausage.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
They don't.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
That's not they not, that's not rather tweet. They got
rats a two week They have rats. But the chickens
thought like, I'm not trusted that the.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Chicken was cooked properly Listenoio was No. It was really bad,
and I got I was a violently ill at work
and then I went home and I was so sick
that I I pooped on myself and that's when I
thought I was gonna die.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
I thought, did you pop yourself? And did you shark?
It was a shark. It was definitely a shark. Okay,
cause that's a little bit different.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Yeah, it's still bad.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
If I shark, do I have more dignity? I don't know.
I think shart is just the pune word to say.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
But I was very very ill, and I mean when
people came to the hospital, they thought, she's a goner,
she's done.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
They're like, do you want anything? Can I bring you anything?

Speaker 2 (55:56):
You were like a slice of pizza from No, No
at all. But yeah, the hospitals are terrible. Mind you.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
I had brought all this cash from when I was working,
and they could have stole that. They didn't steal that.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
They took the shoes.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
They told it Nike shocks, but are very expensive sneakers.
And they weren't even my mother. They weren't even mine.
They were my friend's mom sneakers.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Why are you at your friend's mother's shoes away. I
think we need to read a message before we get
out of here.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Wait before I read a message, I just want to
say I saw a video the other day. This girl
is a long distance runner and she was like, the
most embarrassing thing just happened.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
I'm just starting my long run and I pooped my
pants and she.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Was like, I'm She was like crying and she's devastated,
and everyone in the comments was like, isn't it more
embarrassing to post this after it happened. Yeah, anyway, she
it was like it looked like it was four o'clock
in the morning, like she got up early to run,
and she called her husband and told him, and she
was like, he didn't laugh at me. He said he'd

(56:54):
be right over, and he showed up with a towel
and like wrapped it around her body, and she was like,
are you gonna make fun of me? Or are you
gonna laugh at me? And he was like not today,
and uh then he he gets her in the car
and he had a towel on the seat as well,
so she wouldn't get no, you know, doodle on a car.

(57:15):
And then uh, yeah, she changed her clothes and came
back outside to finish the run.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Listen, after I poop on myself outside, that's the end
of the day. Shut it down.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
If I ship myself, I'm not shooting content one no,
and two, I'm not calling anybody to tell them that
I did it.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Well, if you have a husband, you gotta call your
husband or your baby. That's why I don't have a husband.
I don't be pooping myself. Yeah, but maybe you call
the best friend.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
But I definitely wouldn't call you if I should in
my fants because you first of all, give out the
camera already.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Oh girl, you're not my friend no more. I'm gonna
have to unfollow. Unfollow.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
I'd be like, what ha been loose? Booty wash yeah,
and then.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
You're like a towel I growt him. I don't want
to give you none of my good towels, and you
know I ain't got no bad towels.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I would bring a towel in it and be like,
it's yours.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Then I would say, you went itemized invoice about why
I needed my money back. But yeah, let's read a
message because I saw one while you were talking that
I feel like kind of goes with the theme what.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
What we were just talking about? Okay?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Great, So here's the question, big fan would love advice
on dating Trump voters. Hi, Marie and Sydney. I found
this hot guy on TikTok and followed him on ig.
He followed me back. I was ready to slide into
his DMS and hook up. Then I went through his
following list and it was Maga Trump everywhere. I immediately

(58:41):
unfollowed and removed him as my follower. Okay, Then he
followed me again and slid into my DMS and said
it was nice to meet me, when really we've never met,
and I just.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Followed because I thought he was hot.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
As a liberal woman's studies major, Should I fuck this
Trump voter on the DL and not tell anyone he's
really hot? Or do I have to cut this off
now before it gets too serious? And next thing, you know,
Sydney Sweeney's officiating my wedding. This is also the second
time I've been hit on by a Trump voter.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
This week. I accidentally went on a date with.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
A black Trump voter who revealed this to me during
the date Kanye, and since then, I feel like I've
been cursed by an Etsy witch, because why do I
keep attracting Trump voters love the pod and love you both?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Is that mess? My mouth?

Speaker 3 (59:28):
My mouth is open so wide, babe, It'll never be
that good. I don't care how hot or how bad.
You know you've been feeding for it. Go somewhere else.
Why unless you got, Unless you got Coochie's so good
that you can change him, And he'll be like, I'm

(59:50):
not I'm not on that side anymore. I'm not going
to vote for Trump again. Then what's your what's your purpose?
What's the point of this? If you're not infiltrating to
make sure you're turning these people around, what are you
really doing for personal gain with an orgasm?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
But also you're not guarantee the orgasms. This is true,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
And if he's as hot as you say he is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Yeah, it's not happening.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
He's really not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
He don't have to try that hard, so it's not
gonna You know, if he's a Trump voter and a
Trump supporter, he's selfish anyway, he's not worried about you finishing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
So I'm gonna say it's mess to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Girl, You don't even care about your rights. What makes
you think he's gonna care about your orgasm? Orgasm? Babe, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
You gotta get a clue, get a grip and get
a clue. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Booth.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Sidney's gonna send you a Doc Johnson.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
I will send you too if you don't make such
a stupid This person who wrote this, they probably already
did it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Well, you gotta send to Doc Johnson's a black one
and a white one? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
God?

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
What else here? Let me read this one?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
First of all, love you both and your show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
And I'm a new fan and I'm binging this podcast
before I start your older pod. But basically, I've been
in a situation ship for about a year. I'm hard
to hear that and some change with this man. We've
known each other since high school, then after we graduated,
he ended up becoming my down the street neighbor. Long story,
and would hang out party with the same crowd. He's

(01:01:26):
always been nice to me and I always thought he
was cute. But I know he doesn't want a wife
me and I'm cool with that as well, because I
don't see him as a husband either. To be honest,
we only see each other at night. But because we
still know a lot of the same people, we've occasionally
hung out after our situationship started his birthdays in August.

(01:01:48):
But with the context of our little situation, would it
be too much to do something for his birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Now, babe?

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Now, girl.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I asked one of my friends and she suggested taking
him out. You need to drop that friend. She suggested
taking him out. But I was just thinking of some
lingerie and I'll let him fuck my face with no
hands or something.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Gro that's somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
That's something you do for a husband.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Let me know what you girlies would do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Girl, bo with that one. Girl, you can't take him out.
He don't take you out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
That's mess.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Also, this was this is a message about his birthday
in August. Please let us know what you did.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Yeah, well, yeah, that means this is old. Sorry booth.
She probably she probably already gave it up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Yeah, but they're ut. They're in a situationship. I hope
you didn't take him out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
If you did take him out, I hope it was
a cheesecake factory. I hope you get some chips and
dip for the table, and maybe you know a little
Margarita's and keep it moving.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
I mean that's not terrible. Y'all hung out outside before.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
You just only see him at night when it's just yo,
I'll approve a cheesecake factory. Uh, putting your putting your dude,
CORDI actually know fucked it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Yeah, I don't think that you should have taken himut, Mari,
have you ever taken a man out a situation?

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Shoot?

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Yeah, I mean you know, I was in that situation
s for mad long. Yeah, but that that was different,
that was layered that. So that's the only person that
I would go out with when we would go out. Yeah,
I really saw you outside of yourself in that situation.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
But I honestly you were like smiling until you weren't
and then gotta go get.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Him out of here. And then it was like, well,
let me just see No, it's the same back at it. Yeah,
I was like, one more time, let me just see different.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Damns, it's always the same. You spun the block many times. Well,
sometimes you gotta you gotta circle back just to see
if there's a new parking spot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
You spun the block so many times it was damn
near a parade. Huh what?

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Whoa a parade? That's you feel rich?

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Oh? I think I'm just hungry. Oh this was great.
I am, I am.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
My stomach is grumbling and I gotta go. I did
get out today and get a juice. I did a
walk because the thing told me to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I got up in a move my wedding. Oh okay,
that's great.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Yeah for you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Hey, excited to celebrate your birthday once again.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
This year it's gonna be five happy mag keeps coming back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
And this year for my birthday, I'm not fallen off
a camel. You will not. That is not happening.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
And hopefully we don't have any weirdos at the at
the party or people I don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Yeah, please don't come if we don't like it is
so so a happy early birthday friend, and keep leaving
us messages and reviewing us on Spotify and Apple podcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
And we have a live show when October. Well come
see it at Union Hall. So get those tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
We need to put the link up. Oh yeah, okay,
I got the I got the link.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I put it up.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Goodbye boy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
Mess with Sidney Washington and Marie Foston is a production
by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts created
and hosted by Sydney Washington and Marie Foston.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Executive produced by Olivia Aguilar.

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
And Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos, Edited and
mixed by Brian Jeffries. If you would like your messages
read on air, please email us at messthpodcast at gmail
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