Put The Blunts Away I'm Bringing The Baby w/ Rosebud Baker

This week Sydnee and Marie meet up with friend of the podcast and "sisTER" Rosebud Baker! The three talk about crying in public MESS, among other mess in each of their lives.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh you're listening to mess okay, wow damn okay, guess
laughing right right up the shop.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Well yeah, the laugh came in before my voice exactly.
I was like, wow, I'm sorry, you guys were making
me laugh.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Okay, Well we are professionally, I mean what we do drag,
but you don't know us.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, you guys were just making fun of my daughter's names.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I was like, I see, we're helping, we're trying to up. Well,
I feel like I.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Ran it by you guys before she was born, and
I didn't get this like feedback.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
She ran about you.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, no, no, you did, and I said, you know what,
I'm out of it, that's what.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
That's the problem.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well, Sydney, you can't say you out of it. And
then now that the lady has a name, like, why
how do you do that?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hold on? Hold on?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
She said the baby's name and I was like no, no,
and she's like, well, it's somebody in the families. And
I said, well, I can't drag this name right because
it already has meaning to it.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Right, So you hate the first name, now what about
the same Okay, So now the second name, which.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
You also I don't hate, it. It just when I
see her, I don't see Mino. You don't I don't
see Meno.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
What do you see Ralph? Because that's what she looks.
She looks like a Ralph. She looks like a Maggie.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Hey, y'all, if y'all are just tuning in listening, just let.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Me drag my this ongoing discussion.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
We're here mess with a very high profile friend and
guest here today. A mother, a mother, a comedian, a sister,
well a sister sister.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
No, not a sister.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, one of one of our faves, Rosebud Baker in
the building.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You guys are my faves.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, and Rosebud is a new mom.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I mean, your baby is one. I'm gonna say I'm
a new mom when she's thirteen. Well, nirteen is like
a whole new experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah, every day you're
a new mom.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Not me. Yeah, yes, I'm a new momsier.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Do you think? Probably not.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
That's something that someone who's not a mother or related
to any type of mothers.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Does it get easier? I've asked moms that question and
like does it get easier?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
And they've been like yes, And then you know, I
get to the point that they're talking about it getting easier,
and I'm like, it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
You lied.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I think it gets easier when the kid moves out. Yeah,
and then you're like, worried something bad it's gonna happen
today right now, That's what That's what I'm saying. I'm like,
it doesn't get easier, It just the feelings change. But
you still have that ongoing stress. If you're doing the
right thing, if.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
You're going to be anything's going to happen to Or
it's like you have money, Yeah, I mean you're not
worried about that, but.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
For now, for now, for now, I'm not. But you know,
money is money.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Money is money the way the way the economy and
the you know, Sydney everything's.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Economy, Sydney economics.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
They don't want to talk about an You want to
talk about the parts of the eggs.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I literally went into the grocery store yesterday.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I got less than ten items sixty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I heard somebody bought eggs this week for fifteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
They are the brown eggs, because in my mind, the
brown ones are the expensive one.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I think that, yeah, I think they went for the
ex I never buy the white eggs anymore though, that's
been No, you buy the white eggs, they're like they're
like cooking up the next flu strain.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, the white eggs is fog horn leg horns. Yes, yeah,
they're av and flu. They're totally played.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I mean, I have a friend that was like, well,
I bought these quail eggs and I got them for
four dollars. And I was like, well, you have to
use ten of them to get one.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Holes are not quail eggs if you bought them for
four dollars one four dollars?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
He said there were four dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, Well when he's eating pigeon eggs, really yeah, okay, James,
did you you heard it here?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
First? Those are not qual eggs. I don't know what
a quail is. I don't know what they look like.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Do they have like a fade or they like like
do they look like whaler?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Whales are like little tiny birds and they like run around.
They look like little like teeny tiny road runners. And
I've only seen them, well that's not true. I've seen
them in New Mexico. And then my dad took me
to hunt quail when I was like eight.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okayer Quail murder.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, and you're like, you know money now, you know
you were hunting Quail as a kid.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
You got the money.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, I know, but that's I got to wait for
them to die before I get it.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
You know, people with the money, they never die. They
don't they live very long. They don't lives. Yes, So
do you think you'll do like you'll freeze your body
or something.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Me.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I won't have the money for that. They might they
could freeze their body.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
No, but you could get a hookup rose like, because
you you work at SNL, You've got a lot of connections.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Where a lord can hook up a cryo chamber. It's
people men with money like that. They don't give it away,
like that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
They're not like philanthropists, Like my dad is not a philanthropist.
It's it's not it comes with strings, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
String cheese, let's go.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You say that, but then you're like, oh no, I
don't want to deal with like that life. I would
rather actually, like worry about money and do what I
fucking want, actually.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Think somebody born with money with Yeah, I worry about
money and do my own.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
But that's who I am.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Do you know the stuff that I've done for free,
like no strength to Dad, and I'm just like conscious
doing these things.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
And I was like, what did I get out of it?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
And same I've been at an airport in New Mexico,
gotten into a windowless van with a booker and gone
to a comedy club right and been like, I came
from money, Why am I doing this? But then I
think about it, I'm like, if I was to live
the way that I was that they would have wanted
me to live, I would be broker than I am

(06:05):
now because I'd be doing ship that I'm not good at,
you know what I.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Mean, the will or not? Yeah, as of right now,
I do not know.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Oh well, thank you, thank you for coming on mess.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I hope you have a great enjoy regular Okay, okay,
all right, good start. Yeah, no, this is perfect.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
I guess I will start a little itty bitty with
my mess just a smidge.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I think that I'm having issues with the decisions.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I've made in oh no way, Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I I gave okay for the new white lists that
don't know me. I gave up my two cats to
be in love in LA and I often think about
these cats often often every every day, every week, every
day every week I think about I'm like, damn, okay,

(07:16):
I have an apartment. Now, maybe I could have like
figure something out for these cats and not just giving
them away.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Bro, you haven't had those cats for like six years. Now,
you've got to renig on the cat.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I feel like this might be my losing Isaiah version
of like for mothers of cats. I might be that
I might be Holly Berry, you know, coming back years
later like hey, can I actually can I have the
cat and jamback? Those cats even know you anymore?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, you think they don't know y'all. Y'all are negative.
I'm not I when they lived you, your asshole. Take
that back.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I would FaceTime and be like, where's the other cat?
And you like, I don't know that I haven't seen
the other cat.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Take that back. You don't mean that I won One
of them for sure knew you. The other one lived
in your closet.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, yeah, Elly was just like she was a night.
She came at night and like auduled with me, and
you don't know my cat because.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, he changed their names.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
He did change them and I told him you need
to change him back. It was fatso and baby just ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
That's not new. I was like, did I make the
right choice?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Well, so they are lives.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
But he did text me like last year and said
he couldn't find one, and I said, don't message me
about that.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Uh huh, that's none of my business. Okay. So it
sounds like maybe you're not ready to have the cats back. Well,
I'm not ready to have them.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
If they're lost or dead, I'm ready to have yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Uh huh, that's it. So you want to go back
and ask can I do that? Y'all? Can I I
gave up my cats? No, five years ago? Can I
come back and be like, you don't? How much? How
much can I give you to give me my free
cats back? You would pay? You would buy back? Now?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
They're old? These are cats of a particular age. Hey,
don't you want a young, sexy, healthy cat?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah? Why y'all ages with cats? Idol? Get an orange cat.
They seem fun, They seem fun. Those are Yeah, they
don't listen exactly. Yeah, and neither do you. So you
get an orange cat. You guys should get along. If
I wanted something that didn't listen, I would date men.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
So m okay, and you might drop. I need dishes,
drapping and gladdening everywhere.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I don't think you can go back and ask no, No,
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Everybody has a tuxedo cat, you know, they all over
the place.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Those are the most common cats. But you know, y'all
know me. I'm not ready to have an animal. I'm barely.
I'm getting myself together, but not enough to have it animal.
So and I think that's mess getting getting a pet
or getting like.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
This is New York City.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
We don't have enough room, right, but these extra things
moving around?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, especially people with these big ass dogs. Where does
that dog live? German Shepherd and bedside jail? I had
a big dog, you did?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
And a big house? No she did? Didn't You had
a big dog and a cat? No I had.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I had like a hallway shaped apartment, surely did, railroad style?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, and a big ass dog. And it was a mess.
Was your house covered in hair?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
No, I don't think so, Charlie.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I mean I feel like maybe because I lived with them,
I felt like there was hair everywhere.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
It might have been your hair, It could have been
my hair now, I mean it'd be my hair too,
It's not just c was there. I was there. You
were there, I was there. I watched you let Bama
kiss you. WHOA.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Now, if you're gonna say my apartment's covered in my hair,
I'm gonna just go ahead and say I watched Sydney
let a dog kiss her on the mountain on the mouth.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, Sony, see this why I don't let.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
You drink off me because you don't let me drink
off you because you're a grummerphobe. Anybody you kiss dogs
on the mountain. After this, lose my number, but tell Alabama.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
To call her. What's your messag of the week. You
know when you go into a room that has really
good lighting and you're like, oh my god, I look amazing?
Is that?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
And then sometimes you go into a room and you're like,
damn is that what I look like?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah? Damn. So I went into this room, I was
feeling really.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Good about myself, and I was like, oh my god,
I have a mustache, like a full blown mustache.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I wish we could zoom it.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
I'm glad we can't, but full like hair like whisker
like sticking out of my face.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
And I'm sure where you are seen on you baby,
because you're too far.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, and you know what, I like it? Were you
on the did you have the teintures the drops? No, bro,
I was not high, Okay, I was not on edibles.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I was sober.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
And I looked in the mirror and I was like,
and it was like I was at like a like
a wellness place and I said, this is not this
part feel like wellness.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
No, that's not wellness.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Fuck, I was at an acupuncture place and I said,
it looks like the needles are in my face.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
You sure you want on edibles? I feel Likedney. I'm
one hundred sure.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Because then I went home and I was in the
mirror and it's like I tweet somehow and it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, you know what's mess? Mirrors.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
We have to stop looking at ourselves as much as
we do.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
We're obsessed.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
We never have been this more self absorbed, self involved.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
We are looking at ourselves twenty four to seven.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
We need a sociologists every Sydney the city I find
mine and.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
You majored in any condy. No mirrors are you saying that? Hansel? Mirrors?
I mean, let me tell you, do you want to
live that life? Hold on? She don't let me tell
you wait, I need everywhere.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Quite the best bars and clubs. The bathroom has no mirror. No,
those are called dive bars.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I was in a hotel this weekend. They didn't have
a single floor length mirror. Every time I wanted to
see myself, I had to go into the bathroom and
jump up so I can see my button. That's not
I was like, I know a man designed this hotel
because where is the full length mirror?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
But that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
It's like, first of all, you were at the Four Seasons,
so they're like, you got money, you know how to
dress this and even if you don't know how to dress,
you have money. So they're like, what are you focused on?
Focused on the time that you're having. You're having a
time the Four Seasons. Just in case I bump into
I don't know, an ambassador.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's Prince.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
The Four Seasons has like the best bathtub, so you know,
that's how you know a man did it. It's like
they've got a great bathtub and no full like length
mirror so that you can see yourself.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
And a TV in the mirror in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, but actually that doesn't make any sense. Because men
are not taking baths.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
They care about it.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yes they are, they are if there's because think about it,
what is a bath if it's not like soaking in
your own filth?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
It is? Do you have points for men? They do
love a little little puddle, Yeah, puddle, it's a man
puddle a man. Write that down.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
No, but I mean we're sober. But when we used
to party, whenever I would go into these spots that
there's like a little tiny mirror in the corner, it's like, hey,
it's just enough to make sure I only got to
no cocoon nose.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
But other than that, we have it a blast.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Okay, okay, no, no, but here's the thing. Think about your
taste in people while you were drinking worst. Okay, now,
how would your taste in bathrooms be better than your
tasting people while drinking.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Let's talk about it. I see what you think. You're
speaking from a past perspective. She said, you sound high, babe. No,
you sound like a mom and you're you've lost it friend.
You used to be cool.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Okayend No, no, no, you can't say that.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
You can't just say that. You can't say that because
I said something that was on point. You can't just
go you sound like a mom. I will, okay, like mom,
I sound right? I sound correct again? No sound okay? Yeah.
I mean.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
My whole thing is is that I'm just tired of
looking at myself the way I do because I'm over
analyzing everything, and like, I've never seen a mustache, and
I look at you constantly.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
We stop looking at mystard.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I'm sorry, Oh my god, calling hr crazy. You don't
see it, but it's there. I also, Sidney, I see
myself every day. I went into the bathroom and I
was like, who is he?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I've caught a whisker to myself? Crazy. It's really bad.
Do you think it always catches you? I am also
taking these hair vitamins, That's what I was gonna say.
I was like, no, Merry Ruth's okay.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
It's like a liquid thing that I take two tablespoons
of every day. Okay, it's supposed to make the hair
on my head, girl, but maybe it's making the hair
on my face grow.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, there is that.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, s winter time I got you know, I got
a little shorts on, I got an little.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Hair kinny on whatever growing on the side of my head.
It's growing down there. I'll tell you I got enough
to donate for love, for my.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Lady, for people you need it. I got you some people,
some people you know. Scroll them hair. It don't connect.
So I got it for them. Groll them hair don't connect.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
What you know? What I think? Should we fay pubes?
Should we get you some water from?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I haven't. I haven't. Yeah. Should I get laser? Should
laser all my hair off? I'm scared to do that.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I would just get one of those like you know,
those little things off the TikTok.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Shop, the razor. No, no, the wax to wax. No.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
There, it's like a like a like a electronic like
derma planing thing. Oh yes, because then you can just
carry that in your makeup bag.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
But I'm shaving my face every other day.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah no, I'm I'm not saying you'd get it every
other day, but like it's not growing like that.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
NOA. This is what they want us to focus on.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
They want us to focus on the hairs, on our
chinny chin chint, and not figure out what's going on
in the world big hair.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Hair.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
We are fighting to fight against big hair and big mirrors.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Okay, it's the hair and it's the merrit to deflect
or what's going on in our economy right now? Quell
eggs are four dollars and they're not. Well, yeah, Rosebud,

(18:35):
what's your best?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yes? What's your Yeah? What's missy to you?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
You know, what do you consider? I mean, I came
in here with a bunch of different ideas as you guys.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Know, what should we what's what's what should the title
of the podcast be? We can go through them, but
what's the title?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I mean, Okay, what was the last one that we said?
You said, I think group activities? Was it?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
That was the first one, But okay, we'll get to
it eventually. I do think that it is going live,
going going on, that's the one. Going live, going li,
going live, mess is mess.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I've had friends that have texted me a very sweet
text and you know, and I'll respond like they're a
sane person, and then in the same day they'll go
live and I'll be like, who is this?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I don't know what happens to people's personalities when they
go live. I don't know what happens in their psychology.
But people are out here journaling out loud, turning out.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Journal morning pages at eight pm.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yes, and it's like we don't need to hear it,
you know. I think it's it's one of those things
where it's kind of like big mirrors, okay, where you
don't have to reflect everything back out there, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
You don't have to figure this out in public.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, but it's twenty twenty five and people we live
in a time of people over sharing, and I get it.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I get and it's it's paying off.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
It's like, that's the worst part about it is that
they will it will pay off for them and they
know it.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
And it's bad. I know I'm gonna sound like a mom,
but it's bad. What's the last time you went live?
I can't remember, but why? But my thing is why
are you so? I can't remember? But I know I
was lonely. I think it was during the it was
twenty twenty dead.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yes, probably, But why are you so judgmental to somebody
else's lives?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
You just don't have to go in? No, no, no,
I'm not judgmental.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
I'll watch, oh, watch and we judge.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I will opt in and i will watch and I'll
enjoy it. Okay, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
But these are people that I care about too, so
I go, come.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
On, I think this is mess when people are the
people that you actually know are doing things online and
you have not tapped them and be like, hey baby.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
What's going on? You do we need to talk? Yeah?
I'm available. You want to get on the FaceTime? Do
you want to get in the group chat? Should we chack?
Because you are embarrassing us? Girl? Are you doing Instagram interventions?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
I sometimes, yeah, sometimes it's necessary that it's a good
friend just this smidge.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, I mean Marie, have you There was times where
I was like, on sid can cook.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
This was during the pandemic. This is wad was a.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Live yes for for the books. There was a show
though it was a show, but there was There was
a couple of episodes where you're like, Sidney, you might
need to just take a break.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I was like, I only do this once a week.
You're like, you're doing it? But the show was four hours.
Sydney would be live cooking in a full yes, a
full look. Yes. But then she had sponsor. She got
a free like she did? Right, she did?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
You got a free Michaelway? Did you got an a
C or something? Well, the thing is is that I
didn't have any a CS and then everything was overheating.
My phone was overheating. We had to stop the live
part live. Carolina is sweating profusely.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
She's like, I gotta take a break. She've left me.
She went on, turned into fifty.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Everybody said me money, They're like, get an a c
at least for Carolina, She's the one. It was crazy
they were they were yelling at yeah, yea yeah. But
I understand that that was fun. But when sometimes you
would You're like, this is supposed to be fun.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Why are you so stressed? Take a break. Well, I
would log in sometimes.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
I locked in once and Sydney was in full tears
on sick and cook and I was like, damn, what
did I miss?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
And all the comments were like you're.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Doing great, sweetie, like we love you, sid hang in there,
and I was.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Like, these people are all bored on a Sunday. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I think maybe what my what my thing is then
is just crying in public, Like maybe that's.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
The Crying in public in New York is a rite
of passage.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
It is a right of passage.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
But it makes me when I see people crying in
public I want to like go over with an umbrella
and be like people.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Can see you, see you. You might want to just
but that's.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
The thing because we are so numb and the way
we were like I didn't I didn't see nothing, I
didn't say nothing. Like when people cry, you're just like, well,
this is just a regular wedsday for her, Like this
is what we do. We missed the train, we cry,
somebody died, we cried, someone jumped in front of the train.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
We upset, we angry, We're we're not crying, We're never crying.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, I think I'm really this is helping me narrow
everything down because I really feel like I go from Okay,
let's not go live, so let's not cry in public
to maybe let's bring back shame.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Let's bring back the shame. People not having shame is mess. No,
I think shame is messed. I think shame is stopping
us that some of our brightest, funniest, coolest people true
are not doing their thing because of shame.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Mm So.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Is it shame or is it like perfectionism, Like, no,
it's shame. You're you're a shame that people are gonna
judge you for doing something you want to do.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
How you feel, rosemand, I feel more confused than when
I walk in. I'm gonna be you are really good.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
You've been putting up your clips, You put up things
about you know, your your daughter, your husband, your.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
You're ashamed of all of it? Are you ashamed of
all of it? And that's why we fu.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Not a single time that I post something that I
don't go this is god awful embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Really yeah, every not a time, single time, Not a
single time where I go like yes, fuck yes. Even
the clips that people love that duell.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, especially those I feel like, especially the ones that
take off make me.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Go like, wasn't there a show where you're your nanny
used to like a nanny somebody who used to nanny.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Teacher was in the audience. Yes, yes, that went viral.
That went viral, like like it went crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
It was like someone that used to babysit me was
in the audience at my show, not knowing that she
was coming to see me.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Not this lady out past bedtime.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
She's putting the pieces together in her head while I'm
on stage, because you know, I talk about people in
my life, I talk I name names.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
So did she nanny you when you were a baby
or like. Yeah, so she saw your baby, asshole, but.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
She didn't know baby. She didn't know my face. She
didn't know your face. The baby face doesn't stay your
adult face. Yeah, neither does the asshole.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
If I'm being completely on myself, I have a young, young,
boody hole.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Well with the hair, okay, so let's be honest.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
We don't know with the butt hair.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I'm gonna say mine has been consistent. Mine's has been
tired since day one.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah, I don't want to know him. No, mall stop eating.
You got an adult but whole now, please.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
It was an adult when I was Yeah, it was
getting constantly.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
One of the first things one of the first things
the doctor said when city came out is that as
an adult, asshole said, it's a whoa.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Woman.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I've never seen an older pussy.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
WHOA about that? Now, you're your gotten too far. Your
gott take it back. Babies don't have pussies, they have
can I tell you?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
I just the reason why I came up was because
I was reading a headline yesterday that people are getting
lady a puff surgery.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Make it makes sense, girl, This is what this is
such a no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I mean, first of all, this is a New York
Post article. I should have led with that, Okay, but
it's it could They called it layby a puff surgery
to make their vaginas appear more youthful, which is to
me a red flag. If your boyfriend's like, I could
use of a younger looking pussy, Like, I'm like, why
what why do you need a minor pussy?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
You know what I mean that that? But I need
to google this.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, this is strange because it's like, first of all,
I mean, I hate saying this, but when I was younger,
I wasn't really looking at it like that, Like it
was it was there, you know, I know it was
getting used or whatever.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, like you know you're getting used. Jesus Christ. It
was a it was a I'm the one going too far.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
It was a working Oh that's what I mean. It
was there, like we didn't step out and like run
some errands.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, it was always there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
But now that I'm getting older, I'm like, I'm checking
to make sure it's you know.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, I'm not seeing a difference. Really, I'm not looking
at yeah, I'm not closing the difference. Yeah, really, I
mean I had a sea section.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Oh you know, so I guess it does you have
the section. I did have a C section, so it
didn't come out.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
It didn't come out, but it does look like my
pussy's like smiling like a little bit at like it's
sort of giving, like it's.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Like this like a smirky whenever she says that.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
My drinking at you? When I take off my post.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Can we can we get a sound effect when she
says busy because I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I don't like the way you say it.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
It just sounds why it.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Just sounds like sound like a man. Yes, but no, no, no, it.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Sounds yes, it sounds aggressive. It doesn't like it's not
you saying it like in a cute way.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I don't want to say it in a cute way.
Oh why because it does serious things?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Okay, mother, Okay, it's charged. Yeah, it's that we have
discharge discharge. I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Why why because your no.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I'm calling HR right now. But anytime you're on here,
something goes right? What do you You just pulled her
glasses off? That's a side you said. You don't like
the word. You don't have charge.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
You said you're afraid to discharge secretions. Okay, sorry I
had to use the lesbian terms.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Whoa SUBRISI sounds like a lesbian bar. Where are you
going tonight?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Okay, we're gonna do it, subcretion ladies, get in before eleven.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
That's the Christians discharges for the game. Okay, we're gonna
be charge. Hey, hey, I need can we can we
get it? We'll settle down.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Girl, you don't want to go to secretions.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
I gotta. I got a new body seat. I want
to wear it.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
We were talking about my tubes coming, little tear forms, little.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Little tear forms. Secretion. Girl, you you are going to jail. Jail.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Okay, so we were talking about jail. No, Well, let's
talk about crying in public. Okay, because first of all,
we have.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
All secretions in public.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Secretions I secretions in public because we've all done it
at least once. And I think you have to think
about you are at your bottom when you're crying on
a subway or on the street, or when you can't
hold the see.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
And this makes me go back to my original thing, okay,
because I go, you're actually at your.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Bottom if you're crying in public online or on line.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
I mean, well, hmm, I saw I saw a TikTok
of a nurse in the hospital and she the top
of the video just said we lost another patient today
and it's her crying in the hallway.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
And then this guy made a like a spoof of it,
and it was.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Like he comes into the room, he sets up the
camera and you make sure it's on, and then he's.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Like, that's what I don't like.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
The people who set up their camera their animal is
dying or has died, and they're holding they're holding their animal,
they're fixing the angle, They're getting it at every angle.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, it's sick that you should have shame on it.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Yeah, your animal getting euthanized.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
That another thing.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
There is nothing darker nothing, I mean, you could be
you could be putting an animal down. Setting up a
camera to put an animal down is another level of
like dystopian darkness.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
You're going to jail, Yes, I'm calling You're going to jail,
going live.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
That's the episode going. The title of the episode is Secretion.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
The night that's agree free before eleven, Let's open a bar.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Four sober people that are day Secret. My friend I'm
going to be a business partner if this.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Whole thing ends with Sydney crying while we're doing a podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
But that's the thing. Sydney does cry in public.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Yeah, Sydney A way, that's up, Sidney, you stop, not
the way, but the way that Sidney cries. It's like
a switch will flip on and off, like I'm sure
I cry many time, and then she's laughing and you're like, wait,
was she crying?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah? Yeah, y'alles, and y'all sham.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
The tears, y'all know, You're like, are you crying right now?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
I'm like, Sidney, this is it? Really is you? You cry?
You cry? No, that's I picked my phone up to
call my car. Sidney cries like most people sneeze. Yes,
it is in threes.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, I'm sorry that I have blood running through my
veins and liquids in my body.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I'm justn't gone with the winds. Sorry, settled out. I'm
sorry that I'm a human being. You you bitches are.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
The most stone cold like I think I've only seen
you cry on mushrooms and you I mean.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Oh, Rose, what's the last time you cried? Have you
seen it? I mean, could you cry when you gave birth? No, no,
did you see her photo? Yo? Can we post well?
Which photo? The photo of you?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
You, the picture that you sent me after you gave birth,
was insane.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
You looked so good, so bright. It was like you
you had like a facial before your bangs was sitting
you did? You did a mask, a sheet mask, you
could do a full face of makeup. It was clear,
it was clear. That's a mess. When are we getting done?
You just you're giving birth? Because I felt like a toad.

(33:38):
You're giving birth, that's when you should look like a toe. Yeah,
I know, but I wanted.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I chose the C section because I read on somebody
on Reddit said it was the easy way out.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Not Reddit. Reddit is where I get my movie. That
is my doctor. Also, mess y'all have to get off.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Of ready Sidney on Red on Sydney, is you did?
I was in a dark place. You are not to
listen to me. Well, I was in a dark place.
That's what I was in La.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
I stayed on you were in LA and I was pregnant,
and we were both in a very dark.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Place, and was just like, okay you are yes, am
I the asshole is the best it is. It is
really good.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
I was like reading the comments under people's Reddit posts
because people in the comment section are the smartest, dumbest
people you'll ever not me.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
It also it brings a little bit of dignity back
to the Internet because no one can be seen, so
everyone on Reddit is fully anonymous, like like way back
in the day. Like it reminds me of like you know,
early Internet days where none of it there was no consequences,
so people were just saying whatever, and it turns out

(34:54):
they were a lot nicer.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Really, I think a lot nicer. I don't think so
people on Reddit.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
With like having like nice discussions compared to what people
on you know, Instagram, TikTok are doing. Well.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Reddit is informative. They're trying to inform. Now, is it
a lot of Q and on people informing people?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, oh for sure. Yeah. But there's also.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
People there's different you know, subgroups of things that you
could get information from.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
And I'm okay with that.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
What I'm not okay with is like we shouldn't be anonymous.
If you're gonna you have to say things with your chest,
stop like backtracking or hiding.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
It's like just say it they and be proud if
you're If you.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Know what you're saying is not that bad, why don't
you want to be connected to it? It's not even
But some people are sharing things that are kind of embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
And some people are saying things that they know are
that bad. Right, so it has to be That's why
it has to be its whole point. But I think
I think we I'm not going on the internet to
share my best self. Oh you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
That's not where I'm showcased saying to the best sides
of my personality.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Now we really get to it.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Nobody really wants to be their best selves on the internet,
is that what we're saying.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
No, I think the goal is to be your worst self,
to give them your worst.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I try to be my I'll try to be my
worst self on the internet. M hm. I try to
be my coolest self on the internet.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Okay, And maybe that's not even the right way to
say it, but worst, No, I just need you to
know that.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
I'm doing a little bit better than you. That's all. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay,
And the bad stuff doesn't get posted. I'm not posting
myself crying.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I'm not posting like I think it was Belahdide who
had like an album, like she had like ten slides,
and every single slide was her crying in a different country,
in a different bed, in a different She's like, see,
it's not all colamorous.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
People were like, oh, slave my mind.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
And she's just like you see, I'm pretty but also sad,
and people were like yeah, and people were like, I
mean obviously her fans were like, we love you, and
other people were like, this is dumb.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
You are unhinged. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, I would have been the one saying you're unhinged,
but but I'm also the one here saying that. This
is why I'm like, I'm more confused than I'm.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Been when you walk in, because I feel.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Like when it comes to the Internet, I get all
I go backwards, like I don't have any full argument
on it because there's so many things about it where
it's like I'll see one post and I'll be like.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
See, this is the problem, this is the problem with
the world.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
And then I'll see a different post that's kind of
doing the same thing, and I'll be like, no, but this.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Is the way you should do it. If you're gonna
do it? Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Where I'm like, I don't, you shouldn't go live? And
then I think about Seeking Cook and she's in full
glam and it's a show and she got sponsorships, and
I'm like, well, that's you should do that. So I
guess what I'm saying is I'm spineless and I'm.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
The mess Rothbud Baker. I'm the mess Rosebud Mess.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Now wait, there was another thing that you didn't like?
You didn't like? Was it group activities? Group of birthdays?
I don't like. I don't like group activities. I don't
like organized fun. You don't like fun. I love fun, dude,
I love fun. What's fun for you? What's for the
group chat? That's a group activity? Literally group but it's
the only group chat that I like. And it's not

(38:15):
really an activity because I'm alone while I do it.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
But we have to say, we have to put it
on paper. Amina plans a lot of things in the
group chat.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
She Google, Yeah, and how many of those things have happened?
All of them?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Right to get down to it group activity? And now
it all makes sense to be like, we're what's missing
in the group but you but you came to Sydney's
birthday paint thing.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yes, and you were great at it. It was awesome.
It was a lot of fun painted a profession. I
just but I'll be honest, it was. It took a
lot to get there.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
It took a lot, and I don't love like it's
the organization of it that really gets me annoyed.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Why you have people organizing stuff or you having to.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Having to organize, like having to I'll be like, oh,
that sounds so fun, and then I'm like, oh, I
have to look at my calendar and like if something
doesn't fit, then I feel like I'm like throwing in, like,
oh that doesn't.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Work for me? Can we do a different date.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
It's like, if you're the person like stopping the group
activity from happening because you have some dumb fucking thing
to do, then like just bow out. That's how I feel.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
That's fair. I feel selfless. Yeah no, I do feel.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Every not even selfless. It's like I don't want to
go back and forth about it.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Right when when everybody's like I'm in, I'm in. When
I'm everybody's hard yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, yeah, yea yeah, And then you're like.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
I have a thing, and then somebody comes, well, actually
we the eighteenth, and.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
You're like, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, and you're like,
oh oh, that's also not gonna work for that.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Why I don't respond to emails? Really, if I have to,
let's get to it, Marie. If I don't you respond
to emails, to leave the email, to open a calendar
app and then I have to check multiple I'm not
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
That's why I never use my calendar. That's what I'm
telling you.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
And that's why you forget when you have shows. That's
why you don't know what time your flight's.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Are, being like, hey, I know I had a show tonight,
but where is it right Sydney.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Every day we record every Tuesday, and every Tuesday at
like eleven oh five, She's like, where we recording today, Marie?
We have the same I check my calendar. Now you
do have to have a calendar. I check it's in
the calendar, and today I color coded stuff in the calendar.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
So now all my shows are red.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
The stuff that I care about is pain, yes, travel
is yellow. So now when I look at my thing,
I'm like, look, how look how busy.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I am this, mom. Yeah, it's fun. I love it.
Calendars are fun when it's just like, oh that is yeah,
you see that. Wait let me look at mine.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
But look, Sidney, you can see all of the mess dates,
mess mess mess miss mess mess mess mess mess mess,
mess mess mess. They're all in there. Oh girl, I
had to switch to Google Maps. Oh because this doesn't
work for me.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
No more. Okay, this is fun, it's fun. What calendar
is that? That's just the iPhone?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Oh yeah, because my Google calendar, I mean, my regular
iPhone calendar looks like this.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
It's not it's not nice. I don't like this, girl,
get you, but see, I think my issue is virgo. Wait,
you're virgo. I'm a Libra. Are you a virgo? No?
I have a virgo moon H Well i'm I'm I'm
virgo virgo virgo libra, virgo virgo libra. Yeah, I'm Virgo
Taurus Pisces. M. I feel like they cry. They do,

(41:39):
but you don't. I do in therapy. Oh you cry
every week in therapy. I cry where it's appropriate.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
I used to cry once a year on my birthday,
like clockwork and that.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Why don't really do that?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
More. Yeah, okay, let's just get down to it. You
cry because.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Didn't you your family used to be Republican, and you
crack because you hate it. So like, no, no, no, I cry.
I don't cry.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Because I'm hah and I don't cry because my family
is right.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
So now what's your excuse? Baby? Oh well, my mother
gave me away when I was two, Sidney way to
bring the pot down. The ants is crying.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I was raised by three senior citizens who were in
the civil rights movement, so that's why I cried. I
cried for all of my antswer Sydney's mom put her
in a basket when she was a baby and sent
her down the Nile River.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
And it was actually not even a basket. It was
a big, big bucket of popcorn. It was a Conway bagh.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
It was a top Ramen cup. Why are you laughing
at that? You're a mother top ram roastbad? Are you?
How would you put things in order? Are you like

(42:59):
a mom? Uh? Media?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Second or third labeled yourself?

Speaker 2 (43:06):
I hate this.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
This is why I wrote that joke about you and
the special Mama.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I never said, Mama, I don't know who you talk to.
Now I know you don't talk like that. That's why
it was.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I had my baby and Sydney Sidney calls me, Hi, Mama.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Came Mommy, Sydney, I do I could Yeah when she
does the voice, I feel like I could.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
I was like, what the fuck happened? But now I
say mama because of the special So Sydney.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Three sixty, Hey, Mama, she's a mummy. I never said.
And I'm at because that doesn't even sound like me.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
It fully didn't sound like you, And it was really shocking.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
And I was like, what happened to me? And what
happened to my friend? Well that okay, this is okay,
I'm glad that you're here.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Okay, this is messed with when mothers are being like, okay,
I'm gonna bring I'm just gonna bring my baby.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
I'm bringing them.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Oh yeah yeah, Rosebud. Rosebud will fully be at you know,
a party in Harlem and she's like.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I'm bringing I'm bringing minnow. Yeah, And I said, that
was my mistake. They're rolling blunts in the back. That
was babies blunts. Listen.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
First of all, First of all, for that party, it
was arts and crafts.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
They were doing arts and crafts. So I know blunts
were gonna be there with the arts. I figured in
the back.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Blunts go with creativity. We needed weed for the vision.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, and I wasn't telling people put the blunts away.
I'm bringing the baby.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, wait away, I'm bringing the baby. That's too wrong.
I need the desert that is that is so good,
that's merch, that is good.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
The way I'm bringing the baby, that's rose next.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
I need everybody put that in the comments. I need
that in the reviews.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
But no blunt the way I'm bringing the baby, or
put the baby away. I'm bringing the blue I like that.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Well that's what ended up happening.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
I put the baby away because I was like, the
blunts are here. I was like, baby home. I put
the baby in the car. I was like, okay, this
was my bad. Also, the baby's making us look racist.
If I'm being honest, baby the baby said, it's real
dark the baby.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
The baby was being racist. What happened?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Okay, So we went to Sam Jay's party.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Uh yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I mean, you know, I might as well. We're the
ones who looked bad.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, so who's wee bitch? We ain't got a baby. No, No,
me and Minnow and Andy look bad.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
So we show up at this party. Yah Ya opens
the door. The host, yes, she opens the door.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
She goes like that right.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Not a big fan of yelling my baby, okay, not
a you mean less.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Every time you bring the baby if there are black people,
were like, oh, literally, I did it the last time.
I heard it, and she started crying immediately. Yeah yeah,
And I said, oh, the baby got anxiety.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
She fully, so.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
She starts crying, sobbing, yelling. Okay, now she's yelling, but
nobody else can yell. So I was like, all right,
already it looks bad. Then we walk in and I'm like,
oh cool, we're the only white people in this party.
So now we're fully racist. We just look racist. And
this is my nightmare. I'm in a nightmare. I'm literally
I have the racist baby that I brought. First of all,

(46:40):
bringing a baby to a party not great. Bringing a
racist baby to as the only white baby to a
black party is unexcusable. So I was like, put the
baby in the car, okay. When here's when I knew.
I was like, we got a problem.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
And this is why you could bring.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Rosebud to the cookout because she's putting her baby in
the car.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah you can be well they're here, baby's gone. Yeah,
the baby's gotta go. Yeah she was. She was screaming
in a way where I was like, this is on,
this is not okay.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Like I was like, I gotta do some serious work here, and.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Uh I don't. Obviously it can't happen right now. It's
going to ruin people's party. No, you know. But I'm
also in a position now.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Where I'm like, how do I fix I'm like, how
do I fix this?

Speaker 2 (47:24):
You know?

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I'm like, I'm trying to bring her around. I'm trying
to bring her around, you know what I mean. I'm like,
let's get to know people. These are mom's friends, you
know what I mean. Also, it's not like she sees
you or a Mina or Marie and it starts crying.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Oh okay. I was like I thought he was about
to act like we don't see the baby. No, no, no baby, No.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
She sees you guys, and she's not you know what
I mean, But we don't like Marie, you were excited
to see her, but when we normally see her like
oh my god, girl, what's up?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
My noon?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Right, all right, well, and I will say I'm like
I did say to y'all, I was like, you can't
scream and.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
A baby you can't, period, Yeah, like crazy screaming in
a baby's face is like okay.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
She said, Well, because we're excited to see her rale
Danse bag of potatoes, baby, yeah, bag of potatoes.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
She's heavy. You know it's gonna hear this podcast in
like ten years. Yeah, you know she's not no, no,
don't listen to this. This is miss She's got to this,
you know.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
You know when we get to like bond and I'm like, baby, bro,
you want to hear something I used to do.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
She loves you and she goes up to the fridge
and she hugs your photo. So it's one of the
you know what I mean, She literally will hug Sydney's
photo on the fridge and goes sid So it's not
you know what I mean, she loves you, but it's
it was one of those situations where I was like, oh,
we look real real bad.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Let's get her in the car. You guys go home.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I'm gonna stay because these are my friends, okay.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
And it would just be rude for me to leave.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
You know, I feel bad when I'm like I don't
want a baby at like a party.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I feel like, why do you feel bad about that?
I don't think you should feel bad it.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
I support I support your child when she's at your house. Yeah,
but when she's outside, I'm saying, she gotta go listen.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
I was like, I had to see it. I had
to be like, let's see how she does.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Because if she's there and it's like not a problem,
and she's having fun and like playing and being fun,
that's one thing, and she's not like like ruining the vibe.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
But babies are always going wound a vibe. Not always babies.
Babies are chill, are chill, but I guess you don't
have a chill. I do not have a chill baby.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Babies, boyfriends and sometimes plus ones, they all in the
same groups.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Sometimes it's like, nah, do it out.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
And babies are even worse because it's like, if you
got a boyfriend who's who sucks, he's not going to
be drawing attention.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Away hopefully hope you don't. Girls, I'm thinking the.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Kind of boyfriend that sucks that it was like, doesn't
say anything, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Happen that a quiet sucky boy. I've seen a few.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
They're out there, you don't notice them and you don't
want to, and that's why a baby is worse, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
So I get it. I don't think.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I don't think you should bring your baby to parties
if they're not a party baby.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Right, but ye got to get you a party baby.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Yeah, we're in a party babies that I've been trying
to make mine one and it's not working.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Baby. You know what, Marie, if you had a baby,
I think you would have a party baby. That's because
I would smoke the entire murray. Yeah, maybe would come
out and be like I honestly think that's fine. It
would be like my baby would come out like.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
When they open it, it's just smoke coming out.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Would come out first infused formula, just on tap.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Baby having CBD baby, CEB baby CB babies. Yeah, but
people in Brooklyn, I feel like love bringing their babies
to bars.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Really.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Yeah, it's like all the millennials have babies and they
were like, yeah, but I'm still cool, and it was
like you don't.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
You cannot bring the baby into this boy, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
That was like a fear of mine, Like when I
was pregnant, as I was like, I don't want to
be the the mom that's like, oh I'm still I
still have it, you know, And it's like you can't
help it. Sometimes you're like, I just want to see
my friends and I've been inside for like I feel
like a fucking severance.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Any I have to get out.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
So you go and you bring your baby, and you go, well,
this is worse, you know what I mean, This is
actually way worse.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
But I didn't.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
I was like, I chose to have a baby. I'm
gonna I'm gonna, you know, deal deal with this.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
YEA Like consequences, yeah, girl constantly.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Well you can't say, you can't say that having a
baby doesn't come with consequences. Yes, it does, you know
what I mean. We need to be more honest about that. Yeah,
it's a double edged sword, for sure. It's worth it.
I would never go back. I would never Like, I
love my kids. She's so funny. She's so ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
She drops same record, she loves her kid.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Okay, she drops shit and she'll go oh shit, and
I'm like, hilarious, that's your baby for Yeah, she's so funny.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Oh shit not ship.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Today I was putting her in her stroller. She and
I put her down and she hates her stroller. She goes,
oh shit.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
I was like, this is Creay, she's one and a half. Yeah,
I see her, I see you.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
I'm like, that is your that is your baby. Yeah,
that's your baby with Obay. Yeah it's you without Bee.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
But I forget that.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I'm not really an out I'm not really an outgoing person.
Like I have my friends that I like, you know,
but she's not naturally outgoing.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
So I'm like, I'm trying to bring that out of her.
She's one and a half. She'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
But that's what I'm saying. She's one and a half. Now,
it's as good as it's.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Ever gonna be. No, when she can say full sentences,
she's gonna be like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I mean, her life is as good as it's ever
gonna be, you know what I mean. So if you
don't like groups, now.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Well I mean me do it? I mean I think
and they do. I've learned that that Like I.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Think I could do four people tops five is the
group chat, but like after.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Four were doing too much?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
The probably somebody that's annoying and doesn't understand.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Hey, all of your mannerisms. We don't want it. Just
just sit here and be chilled. They don't know how
to be chill.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
I think four is a good amount because even when
you go to a restaurant, a four top.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Is easier than a five.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Yes, right, they could push two tooths together and boom,
we have a seat five.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
You know.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
My favorite kind of like group hangs is it when
you have friends come to your house.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
You let the host, Yes you do, and you have
a good couch.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I love the host because he doesn't require any sort
of like organization.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
You know, if you gotta have some some snacks or
maybe not, or something that you can order how to order?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I always order.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
You know what I can't stand la people who be
like come to my house. It's like, no, nobody is
coming forty five minutes an hour out to sit on
your couch. I'm sorry. I don't care what kind of Netflix,
Kulu you got all the passwords, We're gonna have to
do an activity because if somebody's driving that far, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Netflix come to my house to watch TV. I have
TV at home.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I would fully do that. I think I would fully
go to somebody's house to watch TV.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
I think it's go meet somebody out, get a meal,
maybe a drink, then go back at the house. And
now we're watching the old reality TV, or we watching
music videos, or we watching someone special that we hate,
and then.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
The record.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Let's see if we can hate watching a special in
a group?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Is the group activity that I for anytime? Everybody listening?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
If you if I put else special and y'all hate
watch it together the streams.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
All I need is to space baby, get the views there. Yeah,
I don't care. We're hating what you're getting paid.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Yeah, it's actually it's a generous thing to it is.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
I'll spin it. You are welcome.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Should we do our mess versus living with these messages
we got from our live share?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Yes? Should we do that? Yes?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Okay, here's one. Is this messy or is this just living?
I am a bridesmaid. That's already mess I'm a bridesmaid
and I have to give a speech. However, I do
not like my friend's fiance and do not really want
to give a speech because he sucks.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
H Is it messy to not give.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
A speech at your friend's wedding because you don't like
the fiance or are you just living your life?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
If you?

Speaker 3 (55:52):
If you, I think okay, because I've heard a lot
of speeches, right, some speeches they just be talking, not
a friend, Like they're like, I'm like, i've seen you
through everything. This is the happiest I've ever seen you.
You know, I'm glad that I've been here, Like you're caring,
You're like, see.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
I would have a hard time going like, this is
the happiest I've ever seen you. And that's surprising because
he sucks, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
But you could be like, you know, he's lucky, he's
lucky to be in your presence or have somebody that's,
oh yeah, you can spend it, you know. So like
because would you want to walk away that day and
be like I didn't contribute to a day that's supposed
to be important for my friend.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
I don't know him, but like I want to be
there for her, right, mess or just living?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
I think it's messy to not give the speech.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
I'm going to say that, Yeah, you could be there
for your friend. It's not about him anyway.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I'm not friends with him, right, Yeah, some people are.
But give your speech for the person that you're there for.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Yeah, and don't even address It's great, don't even address him.
You can like sneak a little mess in.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know what I mean this messter living.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
I was out of town for a month, and my
roommates expect me to participate in eight hundred dollars energy bill.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Nope, good luck though, tell con that's it. Hi, that's living. Yes,
that's living. I didn't use any energy. Why am I paying? Also?

Speaker 3 (57:26):
How is the conn edit? Eight hundred dollars for the
most damned roommates y'all got? That's not a lot of
How many fans? How many chargers? You got four or
five people in there and everything is running all day?
You got to unplug some stuff. I'm to unplugged the things. Yeah,
that's messy.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
How much is your connent? I don't know. I don't
know how much money is either because I wait until
and he does Andy does it? Your husband? Yeah? My
husband slash accountant slash slash nanny. Okay, look too, you're
doing great? Should I get a yeah? Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
I feel like like the thing is is that if
you didn't have roommates right and you were gone for
a month, you still have to pay something. So maybe
not pay exactly like split it, but be like, hey,
I'll contribute something like what's my average, but I'm not
paying extra for what?

Speaker 2 (58:22):
No, if I'm not there?

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Yeah, hey, the my part portion of the rent cause
even though I'm not there, the room needs to be
paid for.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
But I'm not paying for utilities. What. That's not how
it works.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
If you live in an apartment, you're gone for the month,
you still have to pay utilities. If I'm not there
for the month, I didn't use any utilities, Yeah, I
mean you're still gonna have something. It's not gonna be
It's like, oh, I was gone for the month, I'm
not paying my internet.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
It's like the internet is still on. I guess if
this wasn't here's the thing. Here's the part of this
that's messy. It's like if you didn't say to your roommates, hey,
I'm going to be gone for the month, so I
will not be paying utilities for next month.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Like that part might be a little messy. I need
to know why the bill is eight hundred dollars. I
do too. Yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
I'm back to us and let us know circle back
bea okay. I filmed a sex tape with a famous
basketball player and he tried. He told me he would
send it to me, but never did.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
That's this, well basketball player, Yeah, that's messy. Also, baby,
it's it's it's on. It's gonna be on the shape room.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Everybody has done stuff on tape. We're doing this on tape. Yeah,
some of this, some of the stuff we say on
podcasts worse than sex tape. So no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Any sex tape.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
I put it out. I was throwing it because with
the cameras on it said Washington, there's no camera on.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I'm like this news for this is true? Dare you?
That's crazy begging. I'm begging release the tape. I think
that's mess But also those famous, famous.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Famous makes me think that he doesn't want.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
To give it to her because he's scared she's gonna
really So that's mess on both sides. No face, no case.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
My friend got fired, but she's telling everyone she got
laid off, living.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Living living. I support it. That is you're being your
she's her own best publicist.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Either way, I don't work there, no more right, and
you got to stick besides her.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Okay, I hate the people.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
That's like, I'm trying to do my lies, my due
diligence with my lies.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
You over here, like that's what I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Heard, she says, she she let Yeah, that's giving white lotus.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Huh. Oh, I gotta watch the third episode.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Found out my little sister got a veggie no veggie plasty. Okay,
and now it got me questioning if something is wrong
with my puss because we know that runs in the jeans.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
I'm sorry, we know that runs in the jean, does it?
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Are our pussies not like snowflakes. I think my mother's
vagina and she has her her mother's vagina.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
I have some really bad news. Oh my mom used
to Oh thank you Sidney. My mom didn't give no fucks.
Like she will walk around with no panties on. Sometimes
no panties just like a you know, like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
The pool ruined the pool for you as a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
I mean I saw it so many times. Yeah, it
was like, actually, my eyes are bleeding.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yeah. And whenne the move comes on, you're like, where's
his vagina? Had his dick out? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Can I remember when it was like it started to
like get gray or whatever, and now you were clocking it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
I was like it was time lapse photography in front of.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Sidney. How old were you when your mom was walking
around world too out? I was in I was in
high school.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I was in high school. And that's why I think
I get a little uncomfortable if I'm saying with people
and they just walking around but naked.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
I don't like that, Like yeah, I mean, like, what
are you my mom?

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
I mean if you take your clothes and you know,
I accidentally see it, nip, Like I'm not afraid of
seeing women's bodies right a lesbian and I'm not attracted
to my friend, but just walking around back and forth,
just out titty and like the old woman at the y. Yeah,
I mean those women are free, they paid their membership golf.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
But if it's in your house, you feel like they've
come into your home.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Yes, yes, well I was at day house, so actually
I should just shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
It's clapping.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
It's like this your you know what, this is your
okay boom, But you saw your mother's vagina for years?

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Does yours?

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Like the way you said it, like like it's coming
out of your mouth you saw your mother's vaginas, like,
so it like you were a witness to your mother's
for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Does yours look like is a genetic the are you
deciding whether or not to answer? I said, I have
to draw a line on this mess. You literally just
said drop the sex take because it wasn't great? What
is it that time? All you have to say is
does it look the same? No?

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
But I could see where we are relating for sure. Okay, yeah, okay,
the labia runs in the family.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
No, did we decide whether that was like?

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
The additional info on this one is she used her inheritance,
she took he used her other sister's inheritance to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
That she should have started. Oh no, that's the real mess.
Oh my god, that's mess because she wants to start
an only fans How did you leave that out? Because
Marie is good the layers, the layers. But now is
it mess? Is it mess? If my pretty pussy now
gets me more money? On? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
And I didn't get you if it was mess until
you said the only fans part.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
And now I'm like, now you're just living here, you're
living your life.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Well, I think it would be to start giving a
little bit of percentage to her sister to get the
money back from her only fans.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
It would be right because she about to triple it.
Did she get her own inheritance? No, she took it.
She too, she took I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
I'm assuming they both got their own inheritance and she
used hers for her pus see.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
But you believe when she says this, I didn't say
it bad that time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
I said it really nice. She said, poo. Okay, here's
the last one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Friend's mom opened up a credit card in her name
and got thirty thousand USD dollars in debt.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Opened up a credit card in whose name.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Her mother opened up a credit card in her name,
in her daughter's name, and now her daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
That's mass.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
First of all, shout out to your friend for having
that line of credit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Like, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Thirty thousand, everybody, that's pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
It means you have an amazing credit score.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
You did have a good history before she opened up
this line of credit. I didn't realize that the amount
of credit your limit was based on your credit score. Absolutely, Wow,
it's based on like they can obviously trust that you're
gonna hey, thirty thirty thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Damn yeh look at we learn it at that's today, Marie.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Remember you open up a credit card and you got
all this money and then I opened it and they
were like two hundred dollars two hundred dollars US and
you got to put fifty dollars down.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Oh god, but they took that off. They took that off.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Now now they gave me my fifty dollars back, so
I'm making it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
What's your credit limit? Now? Do you know what it is?
What is it? Tell us?

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Tell us your credit it on that card, on that car,
on that specific card. Okay, so you can't have the
cats back?

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Oh my god, brought it back.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
And that's why your true comedian, because I love it
all back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
We love it. But this was so good, so fun.
I love you guys, love you as well.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Tell the people listening where they I can't wait to
continue this. By the way, in the group chat in
the group cha, which is a group activity. I guess
you can go watch my special The Mother Load on
Netflix right now. I'm rosebud Baker on Instagram and TikTok,
and I'm gonna be on the road in Pittsburgh in
March and Cleveland and then a bunch of other places,

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and all the tickets are on rosebud Baker dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
When are you in London in June? Okay, if we
got listeners there, we do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Lets come Leicester Square, Leicester Square Theater. She's worth it
every every time. It'll be fun. Is the baby going
to be in London?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
The baby's bringing Yeah, I'm bringing okay, bring hey, hey
her black listeners come to the show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
But we can help out the minno having more awareness. Listen,
it's not your job, it's mine. She's listening and learning.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
I'm listening and learning like an ally.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Thank god, send ashore med. Oh wait, and don't we
have a We have a show. We have a show
in April to day.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Come see us April tenth Aton and bring us your mess.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Please.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Also keep leaving reviews. I love them. I read them.
I read them every day. What did we say put
in the review?

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Bring the blunt, leave the baby, yes, bring them, No
the blunder here, leave the baby.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
We're bringing blood. Well we'll go back. We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Bye. Mess with Sidney Washington and Marie Foston is a
production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast
created and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive
produced by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by
Becca Ramos, edited a mixed by Brian Jeffries.

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