Rock, Scissor, Sisters

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You're listening to mess yo, you've been seeing the CARDI
b yes, I watched a bunch of those clips to do.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
She's doing work over there. She's like the fuck. I
was like, yes, She's like, woman is your homeroom? She
was like, well, I was one hundred and thirty pounds
at the time. So she has security built. I said,
no way, she could. She could guard a building. I said,
this is crazy. They have to strike that from the record. No,
I love it. But then the lawyer is doing a

(00:31):
terrible job. He's so bad.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
He's like, is this a wig? Your hair was short
yesterday today it's long. He said, No, it's good. It's
a good wig day. He said, he said, it's a
good wig day. I said, sir, he cannot say that
in the coarter of law.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
He can. She's been cursing on the stand. I love it.
If you can't curse on the stand as a celebrity,
what can you do? You know? Mm hmm. It's really funny.
She's actually being her true self. What is she in
court for?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Apparently the the woman is the security is suing her
for twenty four million dollars because she said partib attacked
her scratched her. She had to get plastic surgery. She
don't have no photo evidence. She has all these bills
from all these treatments she had to get. She has PTSD.

(01:19):
Althoughy took it to I wish they took it to
Judge Judy instead. They said, this actually should go to
Judge Judy.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah. Yeah, but also twenty four million dollars for a scratch.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
And it happened seven years ago. Oh so she was
so disfigured from the scratch that she just now coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
It's crazy. Well, we'll get into it. Yeaes we started
the mess right up top, and I love that for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Sydney.
How you feeling? I mean, you know, fresh fresh off
of vacation, a vacation by so you know, I'm glowing
and feeling good. And what would you say is the
biggest difference between a vacation and a vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Vacation It's like you're taking a break from reality and
it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's it's about It's about you, you know what I mean?
A vacation is about us. Yeah, it's about a couple things.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't think I've ever taken a vacation really no,
like a tropical one. Yeah, no, tropical.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
We haven't taken it, I said a big many times
we didn't go on to l many times.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
We've been on the beach. I mean yeah, remember we
did Costa Rica. That was kind of a vacatione.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
It was because we in the bootique of boutique, was
in the little honeymoon suite. It was. It was such
a good time. We were watching music videos. We're being loud. Yeah, girls, girls, girls, Yeah,
you got you gotta get friends that you can travel with. Yeah. Yeah,
it was a good time. Man.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
When I got some point, isn't in the whole hotel
knew about it and they were laughing because you you
were you were on a thousand Well Sydney had that
finding nemo. Well humped forehead. Yeah damn, you.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Said, girl, did you get did you get bit by
a spider? The spider then laid eggs in your head?
You were going crazy because you know, I was laying
next to my bay every night and I was like
that could have been mean.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
And then you went out to eat and they were like,
is she okay? She's like yeah, yeah, she fine. She
got iced, she gotta she got an icy I lay
it down. I said, I'm just gonna put a hat on.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
We'll take a bag of peace.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, it was so bad because you were fine, but
you wore a hat the whole time.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Did I? Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't know why you don't like wearing hats in
the sun before that, because I was just like, it's
my birthday. I wanna be glowing. I want to have
an even tan or whatever.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, but the hat is not gonna keep you from
having an even tan. Babe.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It felt like it because sometime my face will be
lighter than you know, my body. So I was like,
let me get some tell your.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Body to chew chew, chew, chew chew.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh that listen, that lump, that lump of coal on
my forehead told me to chill, chill, chill, chill chip.
Now you were hats, and now I wear hats, and
I'm just like, now I got to match the hat
with the maaizen seu.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's a lie, but sure.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Don't have to match the hat with it, like I
feel like mismatches in right now.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, if it don't go.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
If it's giving party on the top and business on
the bottom, people are.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Like, oh my god, Oh my god. Actually, the worst
you look, the worse the fit, the better you look.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I will say that, especially with the men, like you
could go out looking like head to toe perfectly put together,
iron smelling good, looking good not.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Nobody's nobody's saying anything when I'm.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Telling you hairs flipped edges is rough, crusting.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Oh my god, God has blessed you? Mama? Excuse me?
Can I have a moment of your time? Yeah? May not?
Yeah toes looking on rolled over, linked over, I.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Saw a man smoking crack. Hold on, wait a minute, wait,
let me wait. That's a crazy opening line. Put in
the crack, not for New York. Put a pin in
a cracker that right in a while, Well, I might
have I don't know, maybe it's something different. I don't
know what they smoking on stoops in twenty twenty five.
What's the new crack? Crack is like vintage, which is

(05:23):
insane because I just watched the documentary about the Toronto
mayor who was caught smoking crack on.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Camera, the fat white guy. Yeah, Ron, Ron Ron something
crack on camera is crazy. They don't they don't have it.
That's the name Lion, that's the name of a poem.
Crack on camera and it will be on to be
crack on camera by Tyler Perry. Okay, now, what were
you gonna say?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, No, I wanted to first say I think men
like women that look kind of crusty, dusty, bland because
it makes you.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
More relatable to them, approachable. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
But I mean even if you, even if you're wearing
buttegg of Vanetta from head to toe and you ironed,
as you said, and everything in your life is in order,
a man is still gonna come up to you and
be like, excuse me, queen.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I didn't mean to please.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, please, I try not to even I can't even
give direct eye contact anymore.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Good you need glasses?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
No, because people think that I'm I fucking them, and
it's that's just not the case. I'm dissociating, I'm associated.
I'm looking at you, but something else is going on
in the brain. I'm not really focused on you. You're
just in the way. You're just in the way.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
You're just in the way. Another great film title, You're
just in the way.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
It's about Caitlyn Jenner hitting someone with her car.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh my God. Also by Lizzy Grubman. Shout Out to
my girl, Liz, what's that I'm screaming?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Anyway, So this guy was smoking crack and I was
crossing the street.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I was leaving the seller to buy.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
A Powerball lotto ticket because I kept seeing I keep
seeing the same couple numbers over and over again. And
somebody was like, you have to buy it. You should
play that. And I was like, okay, play that where?
And she was like the power ball And I was like,
what's it at?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
And she was like the lottery And I was like, no,
what's it at And she was like, it's the lottery
And I was like, I think it's at like one
hundred million dollars now because no one won.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, And I'm you know what, I never played the lotto.
My dad used to play it all the time because
he swore he was gonna win. He hasn't win yet,
but I would play it.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
For eight hundred something million dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, but they said it's probably gonna be some like
retired couple in the keys or something like that.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, they said it won't be. It's gonna be a
grandma and her grandson and she's gonna sue him for
his healf.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I know, I remember that it's so good, And I
was like you sue Charlie, sue him.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Now no.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
But also, if you win eight hundred million dollars, you
really you're gonna get four hundred aft attacks. Well, the
thing is which I which I've told the people. It's like,
first of all, get a financial advisor. Second of all,
don't get it all at once, get it over time.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
But what if the lotto runs out of money? What
do you mean then where's my money? What if the whole.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Thing collapses and I only got, you know, like ten million. See,
you're not thinking an abundance cyst. You just won the
lot of You're already thinking, oh what if this ha
you got the money's coming.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Let me tell you how I would do it.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
If I want that much money, I want it all
at the same time in change, I'm jumping in and
out of it like a Laddin in the Cave of Wonders.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Is so Scrooge duck? You want to be Scrooge McDuck.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
He would, And you know he was also really shisty
with his money, so that's what's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I don't think he was very generous. I think, uh,
you know, history has shown people with the most money
is like a mister Burns, this is fine. No, no, No,
I mean if.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I have four hundred million dollars, I think i'd be
pretty generous. I'll give you a million dollars. You would, absolutely, girl,
you got million dollars.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Emily make it out and baby, we still have it.
Emily were so unserious.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
But I told someone else about it, and I think
they did it so okay, Well let me know how
they're you know, so far.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I haven't seen any signs, but they still doing bad. No,
I never said that. I never said that. You.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
No, I would give everybody, everybody in my family. Wow,
you didn't have you didn't even let me finish, Okay,
Mom a million, Dad a million, brother million, sister million,
Sydney a million. I would give my own a meal.
I would give away like the first ten. And I
don't say nothing to me. Yeah yeah, and you know
I still.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Wouldn't pay my student loans, and of course why would I.
They didn't work for that, honey garnish.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
But the thing is that you're gonna give you a
million dollars and then when we go out to eat
and stuff, you're like, oh, yeah, no, you you got
the money.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
You pay for your own meal and actually pay for
mine as well. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like, come.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
We could every other ind I'm you know, I'm not
above a I got this time, Oh you got last time?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I got the you know what I mean. I feel
like that how it should be.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
And I don't know how fast you would blow through
you a million, but just know that I had another
three hundred and ninety million dollars left.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I would have to get a financial advisor.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I would have to start investing stocks and bonds or
high start a business.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Would I start a business? Yeah? A million dollars is
not enough to start a business. Well, I was saying
if you won the.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Whole thing, if I won the whole thing, I would
have to talk to my financial advisor first and then
we work through that.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I am not doing anything on my own.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
You also know that because my mind is always running
and racing, I'm going to already be like, well, there's
three businesses we have to start up top okay, and
those are One business is going to be obviously a
dating a dating a dating business, head Dating. We're helping
y'all with dating business because I think we have two

(10:53):
different opinions on dating and everybody needs both of those opinions.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
And then at the end and we.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Do rock paper scissors to see what advice you would take.
Oh that business sounds like it's boomen Okay, don't who
doesn't want that?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Rock paper scissors?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yes, rock paper scissors, and that would be the sisters
rocked paper Sisters.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
That would be the name of the app, Rock paper Sisters. Dude,
how many people write that down? We download that rock
paper Sisters, Rock paper Sisters. It has a ring to it.
Since should we get tattoos? Rock paper Sisters? Yes, a
picture of a rock pictures paper, rock paper scissors. No,
sisters sisters. Sorry, I'm lesbian, so I'm thinking about the scissors, right, scissors?

(11:41):
You know what do that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Gate, no, no, no, no ye sister lesbian dating app.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
We're going on paper emojis with the two girls that's
like twins. Yeah, yah yah, you're girls from the Shining Yes,
you know?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay, okay, So wait, you saw a guy smoking crack
and that was it? Oh damn wow, Okay, we're still
on crack.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I saw this guy smoking and I was crossing the streets,
so I just like smiled over at him and I
was like, look at this man laid out on the
porch like smoking.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
He was wrapped in a like a poarapuff girl's blanket.
And I was walking by and he saw me smile
at him, and he said, hey, let me talk to
you for a second. Egg, Come, let's talk for I said,
I didn't even slow my stride down. We have nothing
to discuss.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
You think he's a financial advisor in another lifetime. And
then that the lifetime said let me talk to he
ad let me talk. I said, no, damn no, So
y'all didn't talk about anything.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
What do I have to talk to about with a
man that's laid out on literally on the stoop on
West Fourth smoking in a blanket. Sydney.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
The thing is is that Marie Red count you again,
you're not thinking in abundance for me. For me, I'm
open to many conversations. Is because it will lead you
somewhere that you didn't even know.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, girl, you're under a bridge sucking a dig.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
No hold up, see that's and I think we have
to I think crack has had such a bad pr
run whoa, because I don't think everybody is underneath a
bridge doing that for crack.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
What do you think they do it?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
And and most times I think people are actually doing
that underneath a bridge for love and not for crack, for.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
The love of the crack babe. No, for the love
of love.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
No, no, I love you so much. Let's go under
this bridge like two trolls.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, so I could suck it. Yes, Nazis, it has happened.
Not to me. I mean you said it has been
like it was something like you definitely not.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I just heard the stories. I've heard the stories, and
you know, I've been in the park before. I've been
on a bench. Oh yeah, which was doing on a bench.
I didn't do that, but things transpired and I did
that for love and no drugs were involved. So I
think we this is a non judgment zone.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
No, no, no, over there where you sitting is non judgmental.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
This is why we need rock, paper, sisters and all
things dating Sidney, You think I should have stopped to
talk to the people.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
On the porch smoking. It was more than one.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
It was like it was a It was a guy
sitting next to him, and there was a guy leaning
over the railing.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
It was three people. Look at that friendship.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
You understand like some people can't even get one friend
and meet up with them during the week. There's three
friends meeting up girl, though, and they're they're involved in
a community based activity the community. They decided to meet
up and do something together. Not a lot of people

(14:43):
can say they do that on an our free day.
People decide to do something and then they get together.
Sidney literally every day. Okay, well, let me tell you
about my get together, my vacation, the mess of it all.
Vacation was so good that Sidney is trying to put
a positive spin on crack.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I know.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's how you know. I'm happy, That's how you know.
Or also, I just want to let everybody know I
upped my medication.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
The meds are medding. The meds are medding. That was
my second That was on my second game. I told
them shoot them up, Well, shoot them up.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
But I told the psychiatrist, I said, hey, my ADHD
is out of control. I'm really having a hard time.
Is there anything you can, you know, prescribe me because
I was hoping for.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
The good stuff. Let's say it with me, d medication.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Oh oh, I was right there with you, said okay, yeah,
I said the long verse vibe ance whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I was like, I was open to it.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
And he said, well, there's a shortage and I said
that sounds getto what do you mean there's a shortage?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Just this.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Everybody got ADHD farm a big farm. This is big farm, y'all.
This is a billion dollar company. What do you mean
You're out of it? You're out of it. This is
not like you know, a bakery. You have tons and
tons and tons of this stuff. They said, hey, we
can't even start you on this because you might get
the first batch and then next month you have nothing.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
And I was like, well, I'm not I'm only gonna
use it when I need it, which is say it
with me every day, every day.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
And then I told him about you know I used
to you know, drink and do drugs, and you know
I have addictive personality.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
And he said, yeah, why.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
You tell your psychiatrist this, Well, because you can't lie.
You have to tell the truth, Marie.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
But did he ask? If he didn't ask, did you
have to tell him? Yeah? He said thank you for
telling me that and then wrote it down. It was like,
you will not say forever, babe.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
He said, nows and thank you for being honest. I
really appreciate that. Most people wouldn't. And I said, fuck girl.
He ripped the sheet up.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
He wanted this. He put the prescription.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
The drag, so he said, listen, what you're on, We're
just gonna bump that up and that should actually help
you focus.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
What. Oh yeah, buy one, get one anxiety medication. Yeah.
I think I'm on one hundred and twenty something. Now
what were you on before? Not enough? Not enough? Friend?
Damn girls, slide me a couple of cubes. Oh, I'm
on one hundred and fifty. Oh yeah, he said, actually
that's not a lot. One hundred and fifty out of what, like,

(17:29):
what's the max? I mean?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
He said, some people are on thirty seven And he
said that's nothing. That's that's really just like a placebo
at the point. At that point, all I'm saying is
on the on the on the pod. I am here
for medication, prescription, therapy, psychiatrists, get all the help.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
You can't do it alone.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, people who roll dog life shocking to me. And
I know people who like try to push through with.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
No no need noscrip, if she nothing, know nothing, and
they I don't know how they do it.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I really don't I say this. Listen, If getting out
of the bed feels like a chore, you.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Might need old something. You might also maybe need to
go to bed earlier. Now. Yeahude, it's never about that.
It's I'm getting all the rest of me.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Never is something you can change if I feel like
if you wake up and it feels like like a
golden retriever.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Like a a hard ass, dirty golden retriever is laying
on your chest. Oh, you might need to call somebody, girl.
You might need to stop sleeping in that weighted vest.
Why aren't get to wait to vest sixty sixteen carriages?
You got it my chest girl? When I do my
walks gruel. Yeah. So anyway, wait, did you have any mess? Well,

(18:55):
I mean, I guess we should start with y'all should
come see me in London. Yeah, that's not mess. No,
that's that's just living. You should appad and come to
see me. That is just living. You know.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I come to London every year. I do my little
we live there, I do my little residency. Sidney thinks
my soulmate might be in London. Hey, hey, she said
that's where he's at. Hey, I'm and you know what
I received that I'm putting it out there and then
I'm gonna need you to pull up on Emily in
real life. Oh I think she's in the UK too.
She is, but I don't think her address is listed
nowhere is Okay? Never mind like a regular psychic. Okay,

(19:30):
never mind, never mind. Okay, So your man is in London.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
That's what Sidney said he should be at these shows.
Now where are the shows at? What are the dates?
Undel ground?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Oh that's crazy under belly Boulevard that my shows are
been soho, I'm doing a bunch.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yes, definitely come see me.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
In the years prior, I've done it and the tickets
have sold very quickly. Yeah, this year, y'all taking y'all time, Like,
what's happening?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Is it a recession? Over there is Travis and the UK? Huh,
what's going on? Let's have a chat. Why you're not
buying any stickets? What's going on? Anyway, I'll be there.
There's three the first three days are listed.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
You should absolutely come see me. I feel like this
is the year that I have the most fun in London.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
When none of your friends are there.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I just feel like, I, I mean, who said my
friend's not gonna be there. What you doing on October second, sixteen?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Cards? I mean, honestly, honestly, you know, you know what
if our heart to posit hit through, you know what,
I might I might be there. My sister said, you
might come to London too. It's so nice.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I just I feel like it's going to be the
most fun because I just I want to explore. I'm
going to find the cool black people with disposable income
and we're gonna have a good ass time. Yes, So
if you're listening right now, what I want you and
need you to do. I need you to go to
that website. I need you to get those takes you.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
To wwwww how many ws? Whats that too many? Instagram
dot com?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Okay, just go to my page, go to her page,
get those tickets. And then on top of that, I
need you to tell a friend to tell a friend,
and tell a friend bring all the hose and hopefully
one of the hose got a man that they on
the rocks with and they might break up at the show.
You don't even need to I don't want a rebound
British man. I'm just saying, like, come to the shows

(21:22):
in your good clothes. So like, after the show's over
and I'm like, what were doing after.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
This, You're like we going Yeah, and then I'll come
with you, just you know, don't kidnap me.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, I'm honestly, I'm very excited about this. You're gonna
have a glass. Every time we've gone to London it's
been so much fun. Just you're so funny there, you're
a star and yeah, sell that bitch out.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Wow, thank you friend. Yeah, Sydney came to London last
year for like three days.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I did I did, I did hop on that plane
and I say, you know what, I'm gonna see my
cysts And then you were like you want to do.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Something Tom, I said, get out here even come here
to do crazy, here to see you bitch. And I
was like, oh my god, look at my friend. And
then a little tear came out and I was like,
oh my god. They wrote about us in the Guardian.
They said they said that you were great. They said
they thought I made a mistake by making you go
before me because you were such a funny comedian. And
then they said I was great too. Yes.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Actually, honestly, what you should do is you should repost
that review. Yes, baby, you always listen, always be permitting.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Gpty, you're so smart. Here for you. All right, well

(22:55):
says what's your mess? Let's get into that. What's my mess?
I got two messes school. Okay. First mess is I'm
back on Instagram. I am back. I'm back. That is
a mess to come back, to be gone for so
long and think everything is gonna be cute. It's not.
You gotta get back in. You see the d ms.
I'm stressed. I see the d MS. I say, I

(23:17):
think I'm gonna close the app. I'm gonna close.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Well, I had a you know, something that's not messed
but also mess. I had a half hour come out
on Hulu and uh for Kevin Hart watch go watch it.
People are dming me, Hey, this popped up? Why are
you not promoting this?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Hey, what's going on? Why are you not put question mark?
Is this you? Yes? It's his city Washington? Is this you? Yes? Yeah? Yeah,
They're like, why aren't you promoting this?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I was like, Hey, I just got back online, so
you know, I'm maybe I'm not in the algo that
you know. They hate they hate on air, but if
they go to your page, they see that you have
posted about it. Well, no, no, no, I posted after
the fact, after the fact. Yeah, gun to head, gun

(24:11):
to head? Hey man, so what did you do for
all these years? So you just not this is what
we do this for gun to head? So you're just
not gonna post. And I said, you know what, I
gotta be more free. Yeah, what's what do you think
is the hardest thing about posting for you?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Like? What is the hang up? Now?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
That's what if I could focus you get the post
to get the pictures out, Because what happens is I
start trying to put things together and then it's three
hours in past and I have not pressed thin.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh I get that.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
But you know what my new thing about that is,
I'll assemble all my stuff and then I'll save it
to drafts and then I'll go away and come back
to it.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh and when I come back, I'll.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Be like, actually, I don't like that there, or you
know what I think I should put like Because what
happens is if I don't do that, I'll post and
then I'd be like, oh, I should have added this photo.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I should have put that in. I should have So
I save it to drafts and then come back to it.
That's smart. Sometimes even like sleep on it, and then
when I wake up in the morning, I'm like sleep
on it, and I get back with no Wanna.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
And I'm gonna say, I've never even heard that song.
I've only ever seen it on making the band. Yes,
can we get.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Into Dannity Caine? Both albums banger? It was two albums,
two albums bangers? Do do you have a first eight
hit handy? Yeah? Oh we sounded good. We should be
in Danny Kane, damn It, damn It, damn it zamich

(25:54):
I thought that I'm legend know damn it. Yeah. So
so okay, so back on, I gotta do that. That's fine,
But now they've upped your dosage, so you should be good.
We'll see because he said two weeks. Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Why is everything so too Why is it not immediate?
Because whenever I would take, you know, a line of
cocaine that's.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Quick watch So long does it take for cocaine? Do
I need to crush it? And then no? That's see.
This is why if I told my psychiatrist he would
actually take all my medication away, but it might hit
you first. I actually have time release. I have time release.
So it's okay. So it releases slowly, slowly, Yeah, okay girl.
So that's why it's two weeks.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I know, yeah, yeah, I gotta take some time and
it's fine. You know, I'm in a rush because I'm like,
we don't have time for this.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
I wasted you know, five months not being in the mix.
You know, no, but you didn't waste any time. Sydney.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Social media is not going anywhere. People are literally on
it every single day. Do you hear that every day?
Do you check it all day?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Marie Motivation Speaker put that in your bio.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
You know why because my time Release capsule just hit.
My time release also just release twenty No, just five today,
Just five. It's a cute five, A cute five, just
five today?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Just five? Is that the title of the episode. I
like that too. It's nice anyway.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
People are online every single day all day long, Like
I feel myself do it. I wake up in the morning,
I check my email. Okay, I check my messages, I
check Instagram, then I go back to my email. Then
I check my messages. Then maybe I'll check X then
I go back to It's like and I'm doing it
in a loop. There's nothing changing, and it's like, hey, babe,

(27:47):
let me, let me step away from this and go
brush my teeth. Ooh okay, And that's crazy because I
got an email today about eight morning habits everybody should
be doing. Okay, let's start, and one of them is
not picking up your fucking phone.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Well, okay, my phone is my alarm. So I've got
to touch that Norton entervirus anti scan right now happening.
Oh on the phone. I didn't even know Norton. Got Norton. No.
So it says you need to drink a glass of water. Sure,
that's the first thing you need to do when you
wake up. The glass of water. Heard hydrating daily, intake

(28:25):
water bottle. That helps you. So take a sip.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
If everybody's listening right now, take that sip. You're listening
to the pod, So that actually is the first thing
you should be doing in the morning.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Listen to the pod. We should be your alarm. That
we should be your alarm. We are. Yeah, So you
listen to the pod, right, and then write a review.
Don't forget that. That's the second thing.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Skip the snooze. But skip the snooze. You got to
stop doing that. Snooze five minutes for what?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Get up now? Well, let me tell you you know what.
Let's finish your list. Yes, exercise for thirty minutes. Okay,
you lost me there the third thing I'm not doing.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
That look sustains energy throughout the day, boost mood and
improves focus, supports better sleeping habits. If going to the
gym isn't your thing, you don't need much to work
out at home. You heard listen yoga mats, some dumbbells,
resistant bandin yoga with Adrian, yoga with Nicole, uh, juice

(29:24):
andoya all there you go like it's mad things and
you can you can structure it based on like you
want to do ten minutes, you want to do twenty minutes,
you want to do thirty an hour like all good stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yes, I'll stand by all of those people. Perfect. Okay,
you gotta eat the right breakfast. You gotta eat, y'all
gotta stop being on an empty stomach and then.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Texting and tweeting and responding in the email you posting
on e And that's why it should be looking the
way you do.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
That's why I don't begin enough like exactly.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
You gotta eat before you post yes, you got what's
the breakfast? So it says overnight oats.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
No, yeah, we know that's not for it.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
M Becca Ramo said that she's got a good overnight
oats recipes.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
You just you just yeah, let it sit in what milk? Waters?
Put it in a little jar. You put it on
the jar. I put protein powder like a scoop of vanilla,
protein powder, oats, coconut milk, and then sunflower butter or whatever. No, no,
no sunflour butter. No, we don't have We don't get

(30:32):
peanut butter, almond but whatever you ah, and then cinnamon
and ba oh that sounds good.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
But nana, No, that sounds nice. You put the but
you chopped the banana up and you put it in there,
and then I.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I actually mashed the banana with cinnamon.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Okay, See that feels like a lot of steps. It's
supposed to be easy when you make that.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Can you take a picture of it so we can
put it in the dump? Okay?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
All right?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
So we need breakfast because it boosts your tabolism, controls
your blood sugar, provides fuel for the day, prevents hanger.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
We be angry. Yo, I'm sorry that I yelled at Marie. Marie,
I was hungry. I'm sorry that I yelled at you.
I too was hungry. Okay, but I've been boiling eggs
now today I did too hard boiled eggs. Yes, I
cut them up. I ate them with a little salt,
little pepper, a little salt and pepper. I put a
little garlic salt on their two salts. Yeah. But yeah,

(31:28):
like that's we need the protein. First of all, we're
not getting enough of that in our daily, daily, daily day.
I'm doing protein shakes now. I love a protein shame.
Those are that's a meal or place that's not mess.
You gotta do that. Okay. You got to start a
dream journal, Oh so that you know you do morning
pages and things of that sort. That's I did do
them today.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yes, so those are important. It's just like, you know,
writing down things that you thought about. This feels like
a conscious So drink water yep, don't hit snooze yep,
work out for thirty minutes, dream journal, and eat breakfast.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
That's five things. Yep. What's the last couple? It says
you got to.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Play a brain game, oh wordle Yeah, like Sadoku crossword.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
You gotta keep your brain in tip top shape. My
shit is like wabbity wabbity, drop it like it's hot,
because I'm not playing enough games that make my brain
really think.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
You know, you gotta play games with your girl, though
lay game, play game of your girl. This sounds like
I gotta wake up three hours earlier than I already
wake up. Kuchie giving saduku, kuchie given saduku saduku.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
So dope the Coochi's given that.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I don't know what I'm saying, all right, okay. And
then the last thing is eat the frog? What eat
the frog?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
What is that? Do my duo lingo?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
No, it's no, it's the thing is whatever, the thing
is the hardest that you have to do for the day,
you gotta do that first.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
That's called eating the frog. Eat the frog. White people,
y'all come up with something new every day. It's by
Mark Twain. Yeah he was white.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
If the first thing you do each morning is to
eat a live frog, you can go through the day
with the satisfaction of knowing that it's probably the worst
thing that's going to happen to you all day long.
If the first thing I do in the morning is
eat a live frog. I'm feeling my lung getting kicked
in by this frog for the whole day.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah that w be nigga. Yeah yeah, no, I'm all
set to that. But yeah, if you do the hardest
thing first, you have accomplished it and you're like, oh,
I did that. I know I can do more.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
If I do the hardest thing first, that's my whole day.
There's nothing else is getting done. If I do the
hardest thing first, you take a nap, what you can
take it after?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
You do the heart take a nap until I girl,
First of all, I got to do my taxes. Still,
that's the hardest thing me too, bitch. I'm my god.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
You can't res It's not like you were saying, why
would you not? This is a this is an audio platform.
Why would you not say me too?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
For the album? Because I was not trying to tell
the audience. I was trying to talk. You're trying to
leave me out here by myself? Yes, girl, lonely one
is the loneliest.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Nu's what would Reezy do? Oh we should get bracelets?
What would Reezy do? What would Reezy do? Okay, Rieze
is gonna be thirty minutes late. She's gonna avoid, avoid, avoid,
and I'm not gonna eat that froll And she's not
gonna eat that frog.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
No meo, have you ever had frog legs? No? Are?
They're very good. I'm all set. They're like it tastes
like chicken. Just eat chicken, just eat just eat chicken,
Just eat chicken. Yeah. Yeah, I'm tired of the alternatives.
Oh it's like this. It's like that. It's no just
get get the home base, like, get get it, get

(34:49):
it where it's supposed to be. How you feel about it.
Impossible burger? You know those are slamming. I actually do
like those.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Remember we went to that Aso's event at what's that
place at the flower shop and they had them impossible burgers.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yo, slammed them down. I said, did they go into
the round? Did they cook this next to one cow? Yeah?
Why it's like that. I said, it's not a cow,
but it was made by a cow. It was made
with cow love.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, because the cow was like, don't eat me, yeah,
eating me, that's impossible, impossible, impossible, impossie.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
We are really giving y'all a playlist this time. We
are so many names. If somebody can make a list
of all these songs we sang. I mean, we did
a couple of Beyonce, did we did.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Danny k Danny Kane, Yeah, and we did Cinderella. So okay,
we're worry.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I'm talking about your mess. We're talking about my mess.
And I don't remember what it was. It was.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
It was about posting online. We've we've moved on to that.
The second thing was this is something serious?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Oh sometimes hold on me, fix my glasses, and I
think we need to talk about this.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Whenever you have something serious to say to somebody, you
should ask them, hey, do you have space?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Do you have space to be serious?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Because the first thing, the first no, Well, because I'm
gonna I'm gonna lean into the funny.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
I'm un serious. I don't like. I don't like when
it's you know, too too scary, too heavy, heaven heavy,
you are so heavy your me. I don't know that
song girls, Oh you dream, that's you wearing your sixteen pounds, yes,
heaven heaven. Yeah. So wait, if someone says, do you

(36:42):
have space to be serious? I'm gonna laugh. If someone's like,
if we're like having a good time, we.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Out d d DA, we eating you know, salmon avocado
rolls and they're like, hey, do you have space to
be serious?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
I'd be like, oh, yes, I do. That's that. Put
that on a list of what would Rezi do? Put
that in another thing of I'm gonna laugh because it's
gonna catch me off guard.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
You know what's gonna catch me off guard? You being
fucking serious And I wasn't ready for it, you know
what I mean? Like, you know, if you tell me
something like, hey, Sidney, you know they might overturn gay marriage.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
What do you think about that? I'd be like, I'm married,
saying like I'm saying that joking, but so what are
you supposed to feel about that? I should be worried
because I'm gay and you want to get married. I
do want to get married. I do. I do, so,

(37:43):
like we gotta do it today before they overturn. Like
if they overturn it and you got married, like, does
it still count? Or the new ones? Well, that's why
you gotta get it in before they overturn it. But
if it's if they overturn it, does your marriage still count?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I think it does in certain places. I think it
place like New York. Yes, But this is the thing
that I need to be talking about. And the thing
is is that I hang out with all you straight
motherfuckers that you know, sometimes my brain is not tunneled
into like gay gay rights.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Oh, don't do that, don't straight. No, I'm staying I am.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I'm standing ten toes down, No, nine toes pinky.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Up on this because it's true. No audends are are
unfortunately straight, unfortunately straight, and you know, I hear about
what y'all are talking about. Y'all don't want to have
no kids. Yeah, I'm a stand up for straight people.
Right now. You said you're gonna stand up for stand
for the straight title of the episode. I'm gonna stand

(38:47):
for the straight skin this moment right now. Okay, Okay,
eight toes down because my two big toes is up.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Okay, because when you be around us, you you still
are You're still gay. Yes, we don't take away from
the gay matter fact whoa because oh actually, actually you
do take away from the game. Because if there's two
straights in the room, the room is straight.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Now there could be one hundred straights in a room.
If there's a gay, one gay person in there, that
room is gay. No, it's not enough. We need more
gay energy. Please, Sidney. People tell me that I give
lesbian all that do anything I'm adding to the gay Well,
it might be because I've rubbed off on you mm hmm, Okay,
let's get into it, or because you want to rub

(39:35):
off on I do, not you and my sister. Yeah,
but no, but you guys didn't come to me like, hey,
how do you feel about gay marriage? Do you watch
the news or not? Well? I don't love watching the news,
so you would if don't blame the Straights for you

(39:56):
not being informed, bab, because I'm also not the news.
I didn't know that you didn't know they were overturned
gay marriage. You have to think this affects of I
don't know what's happening. Trump is just making stuff up
now that I didn't even know you could do. So
every time I hear something, I'm like, oh, oh, I
didn't even know presidents could do that.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yes, so you saying that to me is keeping me informed. Yes,
but also like the news is heavy, heavy, heavy heavy,
I mean, because you've got to be informed because friend,
you know, my my marriage future marriage effects our future,
you know, friendship, because you would be officiating the wedding.

(40:41):
Oh so you say, now I got to go to
efficient school. Yes, absolutely, whoa, yeah you don't marry bath
is ordained? She could probably do it.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I love her down and you know that white lady
to do it for you. I never said that. Oh
that's that's that's my girl. Oh no, that's my girl.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
And if you just so happened to get sick and
could not show up that day, absolutely, it's another m
It's not m m F it's MBB MBB. Yes, So yeah,
me getting you would have to you have to ordain it.

(41:22):
So yeah, you gotta be you gotta be ready. So
it just in case I need to get you know
what I should get? I should get ordained? You should
have that kind of I should do it. How long
on that take? Or do I just pay and they
send me a thing?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I think? So? Is there reading? Is there like a workbook?
Is Marie? Or dating? Weddings mess or just living?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
I think that's actually genius? And why is that my
brand is dating? I should be getting people together?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
You know what I mean? It is? But would you
take it seriously? And what you show up on time? Whoa?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Whoa you're attacking me at I'm not just happens to
the love at all heart.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I'm just asking these are things like I hate this.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
No, it's iHeart you, but I also know you. And
if we're waiting for you to pull up, I would
be on time to a wedding that I'm officiating.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
I would be on time. You don't even want to
be on time for a podcast that you're hosted. Well,
first of all, Sydney, I got here before you. You
did today, You did today today. Okay, so you're gonna ordain,

(42:42):
I'm gonna. I'm gonna take the class. I would like
you to ordain a couple things before. You don't want
to be my first No, I don't want to. I
don't want to be the open mic for your ordaining.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Okay, you'll be like, hey, yeah, strike that from the record.
You'll be saying, so wild ship, and it's like.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Listen, I'm making an announcement right now. I'm gonna become
ordained and I'm gonna join Cameo. So I'm gonna do both.
I'm gonna do weddings on Cameo. B You're gonna do
weddings on Cameo. I don't know if that's a thing,
but I would do it. Probably damn. So how much
is your fee for you? Free? Okay? So I need

(43:21):
to hear. I don't even I don't even know you
paid them.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
You paid them to do it, don't you pay I
think I think it's free. You know, it's mess not
paying your friends. You got like, if they're doing a
service for you, pay your friends.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
So you could pay me? Then oh, now you said
you know, you said for free.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
And then when you said no, but I said your friends, Now,
I said, hey, I would pay you, but you had
already said no, no, no, for free.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Hey know your worth? Know your worth? Hey, know your worth?
A I'm not gonna be like CARDI be in that courtroom. Babe,
know your worth? Free? Say it? My my worth is free?
Oh thank you?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Because I'm so so wait okay, but hmmm, this is
what I'm thinking. It's like because someone talked to me
about if gay marriage got overturned, like what would I do?
And I said I would my life will still beat
the way.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
It is now. You know your left wouldn't change. She
was like, but you don't have health insurance and it's like, yes,
I still don't have health insurance and I'm surviving, you know,
And so now I have to think about that because
I didn't respond properly. I didn't do that right. Yeah,
but you responded how Sidney responds, Yeah, and I should have.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
If you're listening to this, I just want to apologize
again that you You said you were worried, and I said, well,
I'm gonna hit Emily up on Etsy and I'm gonna
do which spell you think we should go with?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Opening Doors Loving light Y. Yeah. And they didn't think
that was funny. They did not think it's funny. I left,
And then you can make a comedian laugh. That's that's tea.
You know, you will, oh will? Then you literally crossed

(45:20):
the ocean for me. I did. I did no mountain
high enough, ain't no valley low enough. You didn't bring
me the stars in the moon. But you did cross
the ocean for me. Oh oh wait, Marie, look what
I got? Oh my god, she got no mooning up
first I did. But I got you a keychain. This
is an in on it. And then men, men, men move.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
This is cute, right yeah, but you also got me,
oh this is pretty thank you. You also got me
a disco ball keychain. It's gonna be real heavy.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Sis heaven Heaven heavy and me. Okay, wait, so Marie,
you didn't have any mess Yeah, you know what message
you did? Heavy on me? Yes? Oh, cis what makes
you think I'm about to share? Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I don't know, but I know I'm about to click click,
I'm about to get one of those I'm about to
get a Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
So I bumped into my ex this week, like a
block away from my house. I'm about to get a gun,
and it's like, you don't live in this neighborhood. What
you're doing here?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Luckily I was running late when I saw him, so
I didn't have time to speak. Like I knew my
train was coming in three minutes, and I had exactly
three minutes to get to the train station. My gun
is overnight mailed, y'all Okay, priority, it's gonna be here.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
And I'm not playing Should we take a gun? Lesson?
We should? So I'm gonna get ordained and you gonna
get a gun. Yeah, I'm not playing around you laughing.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Or should I first get a taser? I should get
a taser and then a gun.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
I think you should get your police baton back.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
No, I know, no, I yes, but you know I
did have pepper spray in there when I pepper sprayed
myself at work, So I can't do that at work. Yes, girl,
that's why I got a police baton in the first place,
because I accidentally pepper sprayed myself in the locker room.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
And yo, when I tell you that pepper spray.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Was on on hot, spicy, like the highest level, because
I was like, yo, I was gonna die.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
I was in that bathroom for twenty minutes. Girl, Yeah,
I have pepper spray. The detective.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Remember I went on a date with the lord of
the SVU detective the op. But I went on a
date with a with a detective and he got me
pepper spray. He said, it's crazy out here.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
You need this? And I said, oh my god, it
sounds you've seen some things and you care.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
You need this.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
He said, you need this? What happened to him?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I don't want to date a cop, Sidney. Is he
a cop or is he a detective? He's a detective,
but he seen girl. When he was talking to me
about his job, his eyes was far away and dark
and small. I said, whoa, I don't need that rubbing
off on me.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Baby. I'm light, I'm happy. I moved through the world
like none of this is serious, none of this matters.
You telling me all the stuff that you see day
in and day out. You want to stay like you
gonna do't me? Sis? Yeah? But now, if you had
that detective, you would have protection. Well he did give
me the pepper spray. No, but where is he?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I don't know, but I'm sure If I'm sure I
have him saved in my phone as the detective.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
If I text him and say I think my ex
is stalking me, yeah, you should be like can you
run these plates for me? Well, he don't have a
you don't have a car, give him. Can you run
this bike for me? Hey? Can you run these Can
you run this metro card for me? Please? Can you
run this metro carse? Girl, I'm getting a gun. I'm

(48:51):
not playing. I just want people to know. Hey me,
I'm you know, all coy and shy and meek and
leonardless what about me? But Marie click clack boom if
I have to now, at first, I'll be you know, like, well,
w how do you do this thing? And I was like,
we move out the way, you know, like I can

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see Sydney shooting a gun and not having her eyes open,
oh yeah, fully closed, taking the shot, sending a prayer
up to God. Yeah, I'm having one eye open. I'm
like bang, bang, you shut it out, setting your shot
wor right now? Oh my god, girl girl harlem, harlem.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
And that while I'm not here, that was my fear
that the detective was gonna I was gonna spend the
night at his house and I was gonna get up
and go to the bathroom and he would like, who
not remember that I was staying there, and he would
shoot my baby pinky toe off.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Well, and now I got nine toes because I dated
a detective one time.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
But honestly, the story is lit. But then would you
can you walk straight if you missing a toe?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
And it depends on what toe you blow off? And
you know, flip flops are in now, like my god,
they whole foot out.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Now they're covering the big toe but leaving the outside
toes uncovered and.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
What I look like?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
But you know they have their Marziala's shoe that has
like half the toes out but then one toe covered. Yeah,
and so you could just only wear those, Yeah, but
what if the wrong toe is blown off? Now I
don't have balance. My equilibrium is off. You need all
you need all ten toes to balance, and that's what
cats need their whiskers because that also balances them out
as well. Oh, I also heard cat's whiskers are the

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width of their body and that's how they know if
they can fit through a hole.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yep. If their whiskers fit, they know that their body
can go through.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yeah, and if somebody like takes off a whisker, it
throws them all the way off.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, they'd be walking like.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yes, So don't fuck with a cat's whisker and don't
shoot my friend's toe off.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yes that that was a psaying. I'm serious anyway, if
you listen into this. I did bump into him, and
I didn't spend much time. I literally I was like,
I have to get on the train. He's taking his
AirPods out. I'm like, ah, I gotta go by my train.
I got a show later, and I was wearing a
hat that he bought me. When I saw him, and
I was like, damn, Now he thinks I told you

(51:13):
to get me that hat.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
I was like, no, he thinks I'm missing. I was
gonna burn it. No, he was gonna wear it. It's
a cute hat. It's like you ad is it a stalker?
I have to give you. Should we be worried, Marie?
I don't know. Should I have them run the run
the thing? Should we be worried? Like? For real? You
too unseerious?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Well, my sister told me I need to get there's
this thing that women who stay in hotel rooms alone
typically get. It's like a thing you wedge under the
door and if someone tries to open the door, this
loud alarm goes off.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
She was. She sent me the link again and she
was like, you need to get this for your apartment.
You do, so I'm gonna do.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I'm gonna order absolutely, And I think you need to
start telling the neighbors. A man, if this, if you
see a guy like this trying to drop off a package,
take the package and then push him away, be like
I'll take that, thank you so much. I mean I
already told the people next door like, hey, I'm not
with him no more. So they were like, oh, but
he was so nice, and I was like, he's dead

(52:13):
to us now.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah, and that's the problem with you, neighbors. Oh my god.
But I used to eat ribs with him. No, he's
a murderer. He's a bad guy. Yeah, but they don't
know that. They're like, he brings you flowers all.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
The time, so and you know when they need flowers
for funerals. So yeah, no I don't want them damn flowers.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Shit you right, you right across from a place set
you could get it's too much. Yeah, you gotta go.
I mean he's gone, but he's still around. Yeah. Anyway,
that's mess. That is mess. And so we might need
to hire a bodyguard.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yes, we need a Kevin Costner in here today today today,
but I would like him to be bodyguard audish year.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Yes, that is not mess, yo, bodyguard auditions. This is
another show, yes, yes, bodyguard, Yes, auditions, Yes, Emery, Emery
and Sydney on the side, like now I'm gonna need

(53:18):
to see him without a jabb you know.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
This is honestly, I love this so much because I
really am going to do this. Okay, I'm gonna hold
bodyguard auditions.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
You should, I'm gonna So I'm starting a new show, right,
it's a late night show. It's my spin on a
late night show.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
It's called Marie Foston is Late okay, right, So the
first one is on September twentieth at Union Hall because
I was like, I had the date and I was like,
I'm just gonna make that the show and we'll figure
it out and make it perfect later. Yes, And I
was gonna do like a blind date segment, like where
I like hid three people behind a curtain and like
ask them questions.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
But I think the segment needs to be a bodyguard audition.
I think you should. I think it's gotta be that Yes,
contested number one and how much do you bench this?
Carry me out of a burning building? This is a
great segment. I love it, love it. Yeah, so smart?
You wan the you on the team? Yes, yes, just
like that. Sydney's on the team. Oh my god. Well

(54:15):
we still need to figure out mess too, mess live
a date? Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yea yeah. Where
do you wanna? When do you wanna? I mean we
could do it at New York Comedy Club if you want.
They sent me some dates or because I was supposed
to be running my hour there, but I'm like, I'll
just do this, damn. But New York Comedy Club is
not it's not Union. Yes, they're not projector Okay, next time.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah, other time, Yeah, do something else at Union Hall,
I mean at New York Comedy Club.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah, I just want to run run some jokes with
my girls. Oh we don't. Yeah, we gotta run those jokes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Being a committee in is hard because, like, you know,
you're funny all day long, and then you gotta go
to work and be funny for longer. And it's like,
I guess I should have been working on material instead
of just being funny with my friends in real life.
Why you say that, I don't know. You know, you
go to shows and you could tell these people spent
the whole day writing material, like set up punchline, set

(55:12):
up punchline, and it's.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Like, I just I took a nap yesterday. I went
to my show. I talked about the nap for ten minutes. Like,
no way, I love that. That's how I prepared for
my show last night. That's not I got some rest.
I mean, honestly, we should do a segment here where

(55:35):
we run a joke. Jo is this funny? Yeah, it's
the segment? Yeah? Is this funny?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Mass are just living funnier foe funnier fail, funnier failure
or nah?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Yeah lol or go to Hell. Yes, llol or go
to Hell. I like that too, oh na ha ha?
Or I actually like that. I like it? Yeah, Okay,
that's in the show too. Come see that on the twenty.
Oh no, that's here you are. The number one is

(56:14):
for mess Okay, we have messages. We do. Let's read

(56:37):
a couple because I actually love hearing other people's business
and we haven't done that in a while. Yes, okay,
read the first one. Hey, Marie and Sydney.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I wanted you guys opinion on my dating mess Not
sure if you remember Sydney, but I was the guy
sitting in the front row at the New Jersey show
last month.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Do you remember my god? Yes, mess it crazy? Okay, Okay,
oh my god, I do remember him. He was by himself.
Oh my Mauss. I'm dating again after breaking up with
my ex. But here's the thing. I got stood up
on the first date.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Met this girl online and I shot my shot in
her DMS and it worked, and we've been talking and
texting pretty consistently these last few weeks. That's few weeks,
that's too much time. I asked her on a date
and she agreed. We decided on a place date and time,
and communication was great up to the night before the
morning up. I texted her good morning, and she read
the text but didn't reply. A couple hours later, I

(57:41):
sent the address to the place again read but no response.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I thought it was odd, so he's self aware. Odd
is the word of the pod. Okay, I thought it
was odd, but we just spoke the night before confirming everything.
So I left it alone.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Made it to the City Living Queens by the agreed time,
made the reservation fifteen minutes after the agreed time, just
in case she was late. Texted her that I was there,
and again no response. I waited until it didn't make
sense to wait anymore, and I left. Drafted up a text,
ran it through chat GPT to clean it up, basically
saying I wasn't sure if something came up or if

(58:23):
she wasn't interested, but she should have said something. The
activity was paid for in advance, oh, and wished her
the best. Fast forward to this morning and she texting
me saying, oh girl.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
No.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
She texted me saying her grandmother passed away yesterday, so
I'm gonna need to see the obituary, texting me wasn't
at the top of her list. Okay, yeah, send me
to receipt Yeah. See, I need to see the receipts
for the body and show me a picture of the casket.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
They Yeah. Is it mess that?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
I understand that something like this is totally under standable,
but at the same time, feeling like you read my
text at multiple points throughout the day.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
You could have said something. I planned to block her
after the lack of consideration, regardless of what her reasoning was.
But grandma passing feels a bit harsh. What do you think?
Love the pod XO XO.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Tye block blocker, it's listen, block party, block block black
black block.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
I'm sorry for your loss. More lost block Like that's it,
but you so yes, agreed one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
But also, babe, you read the text. Yah, Grandma lived
a long life. You could have said, hey, can't make
it today. You don't even have to make an explanation.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Hey, I actually can't do today. Sorry boom.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Grandma Dad just said that. Yah she did, And then
I'm like, you're like, what who did? Like you could
have said a meme of the casket that falls over, so.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
It's for it was too much for you to text
me yesterday but you're texting me today, right, but yesterday
is when you should have texted. Yeah. Yeah, you're texting
back today after the fact.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
She probably just didn't want to go on a date,
or she hit up a couple of people to have
dates on the same day and you know the one
that she really wanted was available.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
You don't know. You don't know what people are doing here.
You said you met her online, you had never met
her in real life. She uses a lot of filters.
She don't want you to see her real face. Oh
maybe it's that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Or she might have ordered a unit and it didn't
come in that day, so she was like, well, the
whole day is scrapped.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Now, this person that you met at the front row
of your show, what was What do he look like?
Who play him in a movie? You think I feel
like More's Chestnuts. Oh wow, no, because she would have
went on the day with him. If you're like Moor's
Chestnut and her grandma died, she would have bought the
body to the date Tahi up for three.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Grandma be weaking at burn anyway, Rest in peace to
your grandma, says I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
I apologize. I'm sorry, girl, but you know your grandmother
been this. Yeah, you know she's still did okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Is there a reason why if you had a date
with somebody that the day of the day, you would
start responding to them like what, I don't know. It's
like it's avoidant. It's very avoidant, and I am avoidant
that time. I wait till last minute for a lot
of things. But like, yeah, I think it's just so

(01:01:34):
easy to be like, hey, I can't make it. But
we have executive dysfunction, so it's so hard to do
a task. And the task could be canceling on someone
or explaining or showing up or doing that one that
one email. So I do understand, girly pop, but hey,
we all grown and we're making plans, and I hate

(01:01:57):
when you just don't communicate, Hey, I can't make it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
It's really not that hard. You don't know even Hey
can we reschedule? You don't notice? Man, you can hurt
his feelings if you need to. Hey I can't go.
Hey no means no. You would have said that. She
could have been like she really it was some million things.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
She could have texted. You know, her phone was in
her hand the entire day. That's how that's how she
was on the toilet with her phone. But the thing
is is that if you're gonna ghost me, you better
cast me me right, casting me down, Like don't write
back at all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Yeah, don't ghost me and then text me the next day.
That's weird, but it's not ghosting if you like you
can't even go to but yeah, and also, don't you
get the notifications that somebody texts you and it says
what it says. You don't have to read it. Why
it's red? Now red? You playing in my face?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
It's actually mess that you got your red receipts on? Hey,
what is up with this red receipts thing? Like do
you want a box?

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
That's what it feels like, cause I see the red
and then you're not writing me back, and then you're
not writing me back, and I know you saw it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Then I'm then I'm doing the eyes. You know, I
hit you in the eye. I'm looking what's up? You
read that? Then I emailed you? I know you got
that emailed me. Yeah, sometimes you got to email. I
don't have my red receipts on, but I love that
other people have them on. It's weird. It's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
You're letting me know you read it, okay, but you're
not responding. Grow up your city. Your red receipts are
on what.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
No, they're not. You didn't know that they on? No,
they're not. I can see when you read my text
the girl is too stunned to spirit. They're not for me.
I fix that right now. Crazy. This is insane, Marie.

(01:03:50):
What I love that though? Are you sure? Okay? Oh
maybe I lied? Maybe it's believe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Wait, okay, I just text you now and now text
text me okay, hold on, Hi. Red receipts is mess
and Apple you a messy, messy bitch for that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Yeah, Red at one thirty two, I thought you knew
they were on a you know. And sometimes I be
reading and I don't respond because I don't want to
look thirsty. But that's fine. That's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
I read stuff while I'm doing stuff, or I'll ask
Siri to read it to me and then I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Respond when my hands are free. It's okay, Well, mess,
I don't like that. Friend. If you're really as fine
as Sidney says you are, you can block that lady
and you'll be fine. This is a terrible day because
you found out your red receipts is on. Now I
gotta go through so many text mess and be like, hey,
is this red? Is this red? Friendship mess? Hi? Sidney

(01:04:52):
and Marie. I'm having a dilemma with her friend and
one of your take on the situation. This friend and
I have known each other for over ten year and
never really had any issues until now. We are the
type of friends to catch up every once in a while,
grab a bronch or dinner every few months, shot about
relationships and life, show up for big life events, but
we don't really talk in between those times. The past

(01:05:15):
few months, we've tried to meet up a few times,
but always either had a conflict in my schedule and
once had to cancel. I could have put more effort
in meeting up, but I had recently moved, dealing with
family issues and just didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Have much energy to hang out. I didn't think much
of it until she sent me a long text, ooh when.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
You see that chunk, baby, chuck you see that chunk?
Never like a chill, hey baby, because you know I
love you. No, no, no, it's never that okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
When she sent me that long text about little effort
I put into our friendship. How my excuses weren't really
enough because she was also busy this summer and overall,
just what a bad friend I was. I felt it
was unfair, especially since I've been a good friend up
until now and I'm in a stage in my.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Life where I'm not as available as I used to be.
What do y'all think? How should I respond?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Love the show your favorite Messican messicansans sports. It sounds
like it felt pretty balanced and even up until you
canceled that one thing, or.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
As she thought she thought? Well, she said that we
we don't really talk much between and I mean, being
an adult is hard. Make it time for friends, especially
if they live far as hard. But is it mess?
What's the question? What's which is mess? Here? Like?

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
She doesn't know how she should like approach this because
she thought that she was doing a good job, But she.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Also friends like that. I don't know he was friends
like that are oh s even in my top ten.
You wouldn't even.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Come to my birthday dinner, you know, like I feel,
I think, Let me look at it, let me read
it again. Well, we've tried to meet a few times
and it either didn't conflict either, there was a conflict
on my schedule.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Oh oh, so it was you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
But I always either had a conflict on my schedule
and once had to cancel m since you might just apologize.
And she's like, I but I you know, I'm I'm busy.
I don't have the time. But it's like, hey, guys,
we gotta make the time. We gotta make the time
if you want to make the time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
And also, this is what I'm gonna say to you
married people with kids.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Yeah, yeah, I understand, you got a job, you got
a man, you gotta you got a kid. But what
were you doing before you had that man and that kid.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
I was hang out with my friends. We were hanging
out with your friends.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
And your friends were there and they were available, and
they were there for a lot of milestones to build
you up to actually be available to meet this man
and have these kids. And we go to these weddings
and these baby showers and these birthdays and these plays
and et cetera, etc. We're available for those things, right,
And you need your village, well, your village also needs you,

(01:08:13):
and so you need to be like husband, baby, y'all
gotta have some I gotta have some girl time. Come
on husband, Baby, I'm busy this weekend. Hey baby, you
gotta watch the husband. Husband gotta watch the baby, and
you gotta to watch the dog. Yeah, we can't always
come to you. We can't be like understanding all the time,
like we get it. There's always these big changes that

(01:08:33):
everybody has big changes going on in their life. But
you have to sit back and be like, am I
really putting in enough effort?

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Would you? Would you pull that stunt on a job?
You wouldn't? Probably? Yeah, yeah, what would Reezi do? Okay?
Am I going into the office? Probably not, But I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
I didn't see nothing about marriage or babies in the
in the in that mess that message.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
I just sometimes I just you know, I just throw
that in there. That was because it could be. It
could be.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
But also it's just like, even if you don't have
marriage or baby or whatever, people make time for the
things they want to make time for, and that like,
no matter what it is, what it is, there's a
lot of times that I'm like, yo.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
I don't want to fucking pull up, but pull up
show face, okay, girl, Hi, kisses, We eat a little
bit of cake and then peace out. Well. She says
that they've been friends for ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
They don't talk every day, but they meet every once
in a while for a brunch or a dinner. They
show up for the life events and they go to
they talk about like relationship and stuff together. So like
maybe for her it's kind of still surface level, but
she's trying to like deepen the friendship and you're not
making the turn.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Yeah, do that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
And also we have to keep it real. Let's let's
really put it on here. Catch up friends mess. That
is not actually doing the friendship. That's meeting talking about
things that have happened, eating some eggs Benedict.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
And then moving on Benedict.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
That that is not that's not the activity of I'm sorry,
friendship building. Eating what kind of eggs, Benedict, Benedict, Benedict.
That's Benedict's are Benedict down?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Ben a dick? BENEDICTI hey, ben a dick, I'm a
Benedicted ben Adict eggs ben Addicted. Yeah, that's what it is.
And we are like I don't talk to you most
of the time, right, coool, no worries, But then how
do I expect you to be more than what you are?

(01:10:37):
We're just catching up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
That's it, right, But a lot of people that's what
they have time for. I don't think that's and then
you have your core. You got your core friends, and
then you got the catch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
You know, that's an associate. Listen. Maybe she don't want
to be an associate no more. She want to move
up again.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Hey do you have time for a serious question? I
gotta talk about something she should be talking like, because
it seems like she's getting upset. But it's like there
should have been a conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Hey, you know we've been first for a long time.
I think we've just you know, we we can you
raxtl it on me a lot? What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Or or it's like, hey, I know that we just
meet up and get breakfast or brunch whatever. I would
like to do more things.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
That's not just this. I don't want to catch up.
I want to actually do some stuff. Okay, so say that, Yes,
so say that. So the friend you know that blowing
up on people, that wasn't just a one thing. That's
a build up of like she it over ten years.
Maybe yeah, all right, should we read on more? This
one is long? Oh and it's photos. Well you could

(01:11:40):
read so you bro hopping, rebounds and polyamory. I love
the title.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Yeah, Dear Sidney, Marie, my dearest Sidney and Marie. I
fear I've entered the messiest chapter of my romantic life.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Come on, that's how you start a letter. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
As a recently single threat something, I got caught up
dating my divorced friend Jamal okay and his divorce polyamorous
friend Miguel So too divorced.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Okay, okay, uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
I usually I'm usually a reasonable woman, but I've let
my emotions, naivete, and hormones lead me astray?

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Is this less than you? Who? I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Started with, I fear and then led astray? Come on,
Jamal and I have been friends for four years. There
was some romantic interest at the start, but it was
stunted once I learned of his recent divorce and emotional unavailability.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Wait, okay, they had been friends and then it's okay.
He then got divorced.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
He stayed in the friend zone for a while, but
things changed After my recent breakup. I was out drinking
trying not to think about my ex, so I texted Jamal.
He met up with me and introduced me to his
friend Miguel, the mess began, Jamal and I hooked up
for the first time. Four years of built up sexual
tension was released, and I'm happy to say it was

(01:13:03):
not disappointing. Okay A That same night, I had also
danced with Miguel, who texted me while I was hooking
up with Jamal.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Miguel and I agreed to meet up a few days later,
Gay Chapter two.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Our first meetup was almost five hours long, and the
night ended with a ride on his motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Hot.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
He's incredibly attractive and charming, which I am typically a
little suspicious of same sis, so I tried to stay aloof.
I also felt uncomfortable knowing I had just hooked up
with Jamal so and he is decently good friends with
Jamal and I hooked up a second term, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I decided to tell him that Miguel and I had
been chatting, just to be transparent.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Jamal responded by saying he wanted to explore something more
with me, but.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
You just you just got out of a divorce, girl,
you're doing the moll Yeah. He also said, you know,
Miguel is polyamorous and he has a primary partner. Right,
I had no idea. He Loki.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
It was petty of Jamal to put Miguel's business out there,
but I didn't like that Miguel hid that info from me.
He had been going out of his way to hide
his partner's existence. Even after I asked direct questions about
whether he was alone on a camping.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Trip, he wasn't. He straight up lied. I distanced myself
from him and focused on exploring things with Jamal. Well,
that was a bust. Three dates in, Jamal said he
was no longer interested in dating. Yeah, girl, I could
have told you that she played.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
The dates were generally great, but the last one ended
with a quickie that made me feel a tad used.
So maybe I was petty to fall back on Miguel,
but he was ready to receive me. Okay, can you
shall receive ye? The love bombing began. He seemingly wanted
to wrote me back in after I did things with

(01:15:00):
him to explore my connection with Jamal. Miguel has sent
me a random delivery of ice cream and pie, gifted
me earrings, and bought me a couple's massage that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
He attended with me. He drove me to the airport
for a flight.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Now Miguel's trying to put that rang on airport.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
He has a primary partner though, but it sounds like
he's not a nice guy. Okay, but no, okay, keep going,
keep going.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
He drove me to the airport for a flight I
was taking to his home country and made a comment
that he looked at flights to see if he could
join me.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
He didn't seem to be joking.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Despite being suspicious of his generosity, over familiarity and deception.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
This is I know, you should get a pie.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
I find it hard to stop engaging with him because
I genuinely enjoy his company and the gifts, and to
top it off, my attraction to him has grown so much.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
What should I do? Is this mess or just living?

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
I tried to keep it brief, but it was hard.
I heard y'all like photos, so I attached. Feel free
to comment on the pod, but please do not share. Okay,
this is Jamal in some little shorts. Okay, he's doing
the peace sign a millennial and that's and that's Miguel. Okay,
dimple oh girls, Jamal and Miguel. So it sounds like

(01:16:17):
you haven't hooked up with Miguel yet, So what's the
question here. Mom was so cute though, but he said,
you're not gonna waste my time. I know my value sis.
But he also was like, I would like to explore
things deeper with you because he heard his friend was
gonna was in the running to be America's next top
mat Like what and.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
I love this. She's a natural hair baddie, just like
she's like, girl, this is what it is. And they
all over me. Okay, she got options, erkabadzu, I love it?
Come on, So what's the question? Uh? Is it mess?
I'm attraction? What should I do?

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Is this mess or just living? It feels like it's
just a little bit messy, but it's definitely living. It's
very it's very But you are single. I want to
know how does Miguel have all this time if he
already has a primary partner, How is how is he
available to give and do all this stuff to you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
What is he doing to the number one on the
call sheet? M I mean he drove her to the airport.
That's the commitment right there. That that sounds like single behavior.
That sounds like I want to know and the girl
you're gonna give him some or or not? Like we
need to know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
But also it's like sometimes people do all these things
just to get you know what I mean, So maybe
don't give it up until because you don't know what
else you can get.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
But so you're saying this should should be more transactional. Honestly,
you don't want to talk to me about because I'm
a let's let's be together. I don't want to play
these games. I don't want to be in the streets
and more. Let's do it. That's why you come to
rock papers sistance, because I'm right do it. You're on

(01:18:02):
the rebound as well. Sis.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
You also just got out of a out of a relationship.
He's in a relationship, so it's not like this we're
looking for something serious right now. We're looking for something fun, light, easy, satisfying.
Plus he drives a motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
You know what's light, fun and easy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Doc Johnson gets you a vibrate and take some time
off from a sister that stays jumping to relationship. Okay,
like I'm in the Witness Protection of Lesbian Uh huh, girl,
take a break. Put it on ice, Put it on ice,
put the heart on ice, put the coucie on ice.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
The heart can be on ice, but the coucie should
be outside. No, you were in a relationship, syst but.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Gray, clear your clear, your slate, clear your slate. No,
figure out what you want for you fun while you
figure it out, you know what. So then I agree
with city. Keep taking the gifts, but don't sleep with
him yet exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Yeah, because once you once you get intimate, then you
start getting clouded, and then you're just gonna be in
another relationship open, an open polypocket one at that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
So date as many people as you can. You should
also be open. I feel take your time, take your time,
take your time, take your time, take your time, your time. Yeah,
I don't know, friend, I'm like, you know, I'm blessed.
I'm thankful. You know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Somehow the universe drops me off in the streets and
somebody picked me right back up, Like the taxis, the
lights stay on for me. I can't get no yellow
car car on my own in real life, but in
the life of dating, another yellow car, another bus, another train,
another plane is right there. That's crazy because in my

(01:19:57):
dating life the taxis see me standing there, and the we.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Don't go to brook or or or your your car
you're overcome up and you're about to open the door
and it grows Drives was like no, no, no, no, no, no,
no town only man for what side? What side?

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
So yes, Inney that in that analogy that I'm taking
the train home, No I'm not. I got my finger
my hand out and I'm limbiting, no magging my way
downtown and they not.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Stopping for me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
But that's not true because wait, you just got out
of a relationship and now you have a stalker.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Do you understand? You elevate level level? Like my cap
driver won't. He's outside, He's right outside. He's like, ho,
calm down, He's like not flowers. He's got the side
on the radio, the boom box.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Yes, I promise I won't kill you like that. Yeah
that anybody who says they promise they won't kill you,
they gonna kill you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Yeah. Yeah. I asked him if he was gonna kill me.
And I was so mad that you asked him that, Marie,
I said, what are you thinking? Did ask this man
that question? You're already in Japan? Well, I mean, will
you gonna kill me in Japan? Or no? What do
you know? If I had to fight money or not
like I couldn't believe when I when you said that
to me, I said, I gotta get another credit card.

(01:21:24):
I gotta get it. Chase Sapphire on the line. If
you thank you, shout out to Chase Sapphire. You in
the building. Yeah, Now, if you think somebody might kill you,
you're not gonna ask them if they're gonna kill you. Marie, Hey,
are you me? I ain't never seen that in Law
and Order? Ask for you, But isn't the warning that
you feel the need to ask discernment? Discernment? Do you

(01:21:48):
have it? Damn? Yeah? But after I asked the question,
I was like, now did I plant the seed for
the murder? Because maybe he wasn't gonna do it, But
then me asking it like planted Brie, Do you have
space for me? I got something serious? Yeah, girl, I
got space. And then we gotta wrap this up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
If I have to shoot somebody and then go to
jail for a long time, like, it's not gonna be
good because I don't think we'll be able to get
the mics on over at Rikers.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
So if you don't think we could talk through the glass,
I don't. I don't know if I Heeart is going
to you know, it's were already trying to figure out
lighting here. I don't know what they're gonna do. I
heart myself. I heart rikers. Yo. I bet you yo.
Our pot would go crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
I should go to jail for the pot and us
like just trying to like record through the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
I don't. I don't know if you. I mean, they
record full albums in jail. We do?

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Yeah, whatever, Peace signed Millennial? Okay, we're done, We're done,
We're done.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Did he text that to you? Mess? Or just live?
Marie has a stalker? I feel like living a little bit.
That's living a little bit. You're living now? Oh, this
is it? This is true? Mess or living? Sydney's gotta gun.
Sydney's got a gun. And don't you forget it, don't you? Yeah? Sidney?

(01:23:22):
But I mean, if it's twenty twenty five, if you
don't have no stalkers this year, like what you're doing exactly,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
I don't have them, or maybe I've had them and
then you know, I just let them in and they
just then we start dating, I don't know, friend, And
that also is a stunt that could be happening with you.
So now I have to vet these people. So every
time somebody wants to talk to you, I gotta go through.
I gotta show up and be like, well can I
get I need to do a background check.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
This is another segment on Marie Sydney Date Date my
best ye.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
And then you could be like next yeah, and you're
done with them.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Come see the show on September two you're in New York,
and come see me in London in October and then Sydney.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
You got a lot going on to watch Sydney or Hulu, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
And then what else I'm gonna do, uh my Black
Barbie story in October and Union Hall, I'm gonna do
a live Barbie story on the projector working through it.
We're gonna do Marionnette Bye Bye Barbie's.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
I will not do that, but we will.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
We will be having a slide presentation, some narration from
the audience. It will be a communal story together and
I love the community. Anyway, This was a beautiful, messy episode.
I hope you guys enjoyed it that we did so much.
I don't know what the title is, but we gave
yell a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
We will go through it. We will and I will
not stop saying the title of the podcast. Thank you
for listening to Rock Scissor Sisters and review us. Please Bye.
Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production
by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio Podcasts. Created

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Edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries. If you would like
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