The Cialis Plug w/ Petey DeAbreu

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend of the pod and potentially one of their first guests from Unofficial Expert days -- Petey DeAbreu! The three talk snitching MESS.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
You listen in the mess ah and we're back and
we are always back. Wow, where it's ten pm? Do
you know where you're children are? You know where?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I am one of your children? So where am I?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Where are you in?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
The students are okay? Wow, you're oh my eggs? Oh okay.
I'm thinking about something else. I was gonna say in
the trans we're starting up not wrong this mess miss
m Sydney. I felt I haven't seen you. But this

(00:38):
is the third episode we recorded today. I know. I
was like, don't lie to the people. We are about tired.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I am delusional.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've been seeing your almond shaped eyes all after wearing
my glasses all day. Yeah, took them off because I
was like.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
With a clips.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah yeah, how do you? I mean we it's crazy
that we work together, We hang out together. We are
many group chats together.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Right, are you tired yet?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Anyway, it's Morocco all over.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Just so you know.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I was not tired of my friend in Morocco. I
was happy to be there. No, Morocco was great. Yeah,
I mean, ten days is too many days to go
on a girls strip though that's a girls trip should
be five days. I'm gonna break it all the way
down to four, oh maybe even a weekend. Every time
we've done like Miami or like a smaller like chunks

(01:36):
and stuff. Even when we went to Tuloom, it was perfect.
It was almost like five days. It felt like three yeah,
but you saying three no, no no. And I got
food poisoning on one of the days, so that actually
takes her. I lost the day, I lost the day, yeah,
and I lost the body that day as well. Skinny.
My friend came back to New York like this very

(01:57):
Paris Hilton, and people were like, oh my gosh, she
got and she was like, you know, for the poison.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Better.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, let's see, I'm trying to think about Oh okay, yes,
I got mine your mess.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
So, I famously am having issues with like what I
want to wear, fashion trends, da da da da. So
I am doing Newly. I'm doing Newly. My problem is
is I'm getting charged every month. Ask me if I'm
picking anything from it, I am not. Okay. For those
of y'all who don't know, Newly is a clothing rental service. Yes,

(02:35):
you pay ninety eight dollars. You get six pieces every
month Newly, so you paying ninety eight dollars and you're
not picking it anygain newly. I need you to come
to my house first of all, pick up. I need
you to pick up the like my returns, because it's
so hard for me to return it. Bro it sounds
like you need to put your subscription on pause.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
But I need it though, But I I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
First of all, I need somebody to pick out the
things that I need press in and then you know,
obviously I get the stuff, and then when it's time
to return it, I need somebody to go and return it.
Sounds like you need an assistant. Ooh say it again,
sounds so hot assistant, But you know you got me.
You know you got to pay an assistant.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I know.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
So you'll pay the ninety eight for the new lead
and then you got to pay assistant to do the work.
Shout out to one of our like very over zealous
listeners who wants to be an assistant. Girl. I have
not forgot about you, and we're gonna find something for you.
I like, did she say she said production assistant? She
said intern free. Yeah, she did say that, So it's

(03:39):
giving you. Oh, but Sydney, first of all, I'm incorporated. Baby,
I'm acorporate.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
I can't. Yeah, no, I can't.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
I have to pay.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'm a big boss business now, a big boss business beaches. Yeah,
So you're gonna hire this lady and have her to
your house and go through your stuff and know all
your sizes and knowing you home, and see all your
medications and touch all your stuff, and you won't leave
her alone in your bathroom with your tooth brush, like
the realty is. I think she actually wants to work

(04:13):
for you, but I'll take some runoff. Why runoff? In
some reasy runoff? Why do you think she wants to
work with me? I mean, Marie, you know you I
have a you know, lazy lesbian lifestyle, and so sometimes
that doesn't you know, appeal to the ues. But you,
you know you out here? Why are you single? Res

(04:35):
living living? You got the clothes, you're going out. You're
running for the train, You're laid for the plane. Like
it's exciting. It's some mooiens trasnte.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
You know me.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
It's like I'm napping, I'm up, I'm gay, I'm sleep
I'm tired, I'm dead, I'm working. I'm like.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Sidney.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
This is These are the bars. You should have been
dropping in when we were in this when we were recording,
we were recording that rap song. Yeah yeah, I was
recording the Zzz's Well yeah, should I get an iced
coffee too, Sydney. Every time we start back up, you'll
be here and I be Are you telling me to
take it down? No? No? Are you saying all the

(05:18):
let you do the heavy lifting? We got We got
a mother in the house. Am I doing too much?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Tell me that silentio? Hello, yeah, so that's your mess,
the newly stuffed Yeah, I pay. I would just be
throwing money away. I like every time I wake up,
I'm like, I can do better.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Mmm.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Maybe my miss is the opposite of yours, because I
am not afraid to return some stuff. You're good. I'll
be like, oh, let me see what this looks like.
Or I'll go to the store. I'll not try it on.
I'm buying multiple sizes, multiple fits, and then I get
home and I'll try st the phone and I'd be like,
none of it works, and I will bring it all back.
That card is full, sister, Oh yeah yeah yeah. And

(06:02):
my email, my my bank, my car will notify me
you got a credit from such and such. You got
a credit from blah blah blah. That's exciting. That's no mess.
Sometimes some weeks there is no mess. It's just living.
You're living life. You didn't have the mess in my
In my house, it's a small, one bedroom. It's big
enough for me. It's giving loft.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Every time I walk and I'm like, the ceilings are
so high.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
The ceilings high, but the walls is so low.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
So it feels like an open concept situation.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Now you got the people thinking I'll live in a studio.
No not. They're like, oh my gosh, she ain't got
no walls.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
No she does.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
There in your heart, that's the wall. Thank you, Sidney,
Thank you. Are we ready to bring our guests in?

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I think we're gonna have a good time. Come on,
we have a New York legend in the building. I mean,
he is the one, the only I mean, you were
the very first guess we had on unofficial expert. Was he? Yes,
he was our first guess.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
We was in another loft back then. I don't know
where I think so it had a balcony, did have
a balcony, had a telescope.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
It did telescope i'd be assessing and I'll be what
you're gonna call it praising stuff raising.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, we have the King of the Bronx in the
building today, first guest we've ever had. It's PDD Hi PD.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Y'all. You know. I love y'all first of all, and
thank y'all for having me.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Wow, this is your your voice.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, y'all were just talking about Morocco and I was like,
in my mind, I was like, member cash, Yeah, go nowhere,
but I know the names of places.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
CD. Do you have a passport?

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Where where have you been on that passport?

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Nowhere?

Speaker 6 (07:47):
I just got it as a form of identification, and
you know, no, I did. I went to Montreal, but
I didn't get a stamp. I felt jipped.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Not all the countries give stamps, and they just they
give me the head. You feel like he was at home.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
They asked me questions. Was like, you could go go ahead.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
You were like, I'm not gonna get it. I love
a stamp.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
I love you think stamp up.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
No, not as much as it could be, Sidney. I
feel like you're pastor and you know how my passport
is on me every day. Like people don't understand it
is so close to me. Like if you if you
see me, just know my passport is right on me.
It's not it's in the building right now. I have
tons of stamps. I travel, you know, I'll go every
we go, everywhere. We've been everywhere.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
I mean, you said Morocco for ten days on some hangout.
That's that's like people do research like that, GEO.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
That go to me. I'm like, damn, you just went
to hang out with the gang in Morocco. I'm like nothing.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
We were in the Sahara desert and we did see
some camels. We do anything for the Queen. Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
She teld me where to go, and I'd been like,
so we went to a Marrakesh.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Well, I think because the world is so big, and
the more you travel, the more you're like, my problems
are so small in New York. Yeah, fact like what
else is there?

Speaker 4 (08:59):
And I think that's that's nice, that's nice, and that's
the way I am. Well. I always talk about the Bronx.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You know what, we're gonna change that.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
This year.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
We're changing that.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
This year.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I see horizons farther than you know, Easton where's it
East Parkchester?

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Is that in Park Chester is a place.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, Barchester is a place in the Bronx.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Then Gunhill Road webster web other day I was on
Castle Hill and what's happening there?

Speaker 6 (09:31):
Yeah, it was just me as you know, a place
called Barrio b X mad Puerto Ricans, but I felt,
you know what, the name Castle Hill, I felt royal.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Like you left the country because I live on the.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Other side of the Bronx.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
So even just going over there and it was like, okay,
love you had mad Puerto Rican murals. I kind of
felt like I was in Puerto Rico but you've never
been to never been. But also people think I'm Puerto Ricans,
so it's like I've been there.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
I see it.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
It's the glasses type ship.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
But yeah, so you know, if you're from the Bronx
and you've lived there long enough and you're not Puerto Rican,
your face morphs into a Puerto Rican.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
What's your background now, Guyanese? You're Guyanese Guyese all time.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
My mom's is from Saint Croix. But like it's like
Virgin West Indie like type.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Not even a crumb of Porto Rican, crumb of Puerto
Rican title.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
That's the title.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
I'm morphed and you know what I'm saying, I have
mad roast and foil and all that my whole life.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
So mm hm apantasy dream, don't make it roll? You
know what I mean about my mom recently? She can't
roll her rs. She cannot and I was everyone in
my family cancel. We were all kind of looking at
my mom like, who is you here? It's not for everybody.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
She just like.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
She can't. It's not easy. Now, wait, Pete, do you
have any advice for any of the mess that we

(11:19):
have going on here? It's mainly me that Marie's messless
this week. I mean, no, no, no, my message. I
never have any message.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Your message that you got a what do they call
a subscription thing to the clothes, but you don't they
don't be re ing up, but they charge her every month.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
So why you don't cancel until they do?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
You understand that, men I would have to do. I
would have to go into there. See it's so hard
for me evening to pick something right, so I would
have to go into the app and say pause or
I can't do It's the doing part that's my mess.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
That's why they got them new apps. I never used
one but that be like, do you are you paying
for subscriptions that you don't know about? Here's an app
right now? You could just do the dude in one
place Boks.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Brother in a voice over, because that was good boy.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
I got all kind of voices to it.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
They give me something like a Pixar voice.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
I don't got that.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Got the same voice. I'm like, yokay'd you put this
voice in a in a cartoon?

Speaker 4 (12:19):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Pea's world?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I could.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
World.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
I see that.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
But Sidney, maybe your problem is you're trying to pick
the clothes on your phone. You gotta get on the
laptop and you see all the things and then you
save them in your closet and then when it's time,
you just go through your closet.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Also, you're saying that hold on so you have the
break it down, so you're not getting you're actually they
have new stuff, but you're just not she's not picking it.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, that's a mess on you for real.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Okay, But I didn't know it was on the phone,
and then you watch looking at it on your phone.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's crazy, respectfully, Why I do everything on my phone?

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Well, you got good eye.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm in I'm in the portal talking to my doctors,
like through the phone.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, I'm not on the laptop in the portal. I'm
paying my rent in the portal.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Maybe you're just over overwhelmed.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
I am.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Overwhelmed. I thought you were going to say a different word, but.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I ever whom Yeah, he was going to say over over.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't know the moon. I am over the moon.
I want to get better with like my clothes. But
it's the picking out part that's annoying. And you're you're
always so swaggy. You always like color coordinated.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
You got the hat from one thing I like. I
buy the mad different colors.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Let me see, this is nice. I like this color.
I don't own anything that's this color, but this is
very nice. He's like, yeah, a little cream.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
It's like a little you know, order cappuccino. We're having
a yeah, a little but anyho.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
And then go with the hat and everything like switters
real perto Rican actually you know from it.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Don't make me start dancing. Actually I don't. I did.
I don't dance. I used to dance, and then what happened.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
And then yeah, nah, I didn't hurt my head. I
danced like a few like a year ago, A year ago? Yeah,
I mean, like really dance when you wake up the
next day and you're like, yo, damn my feet. You
didn't have a dancing but and you got you definitely
you danced before and you had the wrong shoes on.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
She has.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
You dance before you had the wrong shoes or the
next day because and in the moment you don't really
you like, yo, this was the greatest party ever. Haven't
had a party like this in a while. And then
the next day you're like A, You're.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Like, why why did I wear those dumb ass boots?
You know it's crazy. I bought tickets to a party
last weekend and I didn't go.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
No, you just living different lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I bought two tickets. Marina was out of town. I
was like, I asked a meaning. She was like, na, sis,
what time? And it was like it was in Queens,
it was in knockdown centers.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
You wild.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
You didn't even do this?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
How real you are?

Speaker 6 (15:16):
You ain't even you ain't even do the post Like, yo,
I got some extra tickets if anybody wanre to go
our cakes.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
She said, I'm gonna just eat that.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Cause you know what, you know what I have to do.
I would have to get online and post that is
the doing. How much money did you lose on these tickets?
Each ticket was how much like thirty? No?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
All together, I think it was like forty eight dollars
forty eight personally.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
So if you want to find in your heart, sisters
and brothers, come together, venmo me at Sydney dash Washington
to reclaim my coins. Yeah, it'sn't even too easy. It's
too easy.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
No, Now, kiddy, what is your mess today?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
What you want to talk about?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Man?

Speaker 4 (16:17):
I feel like I've been violating.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
On the law too, because nobody I don't even tell
people about this side of me.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
But I'm share with y'awa.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Did not.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
What he said violating? I'm like nobody, no, no, no, violent.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
But you know what, that's the wrong choice of words.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yes, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Use your word. You're right. I do read some times occasionally,
you know.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
You always do.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
You got the votation transgressions. I don't even know if
that was the right word biblical, but nah, I would
so lately? Right, Well, did I get a lot of
uber eats? And I should stop probably getting so much food.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Delivering rumbers around the corner. You want to be skinny,
but you you're right.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
But I was like laid up one time because it's
when the stomach fool stuff started going around. But like
before that, but like I was in the crib and
I was ordering. I was so j'amaking food. I love
jamaking fools. So I'm a big soup. I get some
soup and I gets some stew. I love the stew. Right,
So the other day I ordered the stool and the

(17:24):
brown stow chicken and all that. You feel me, And
then I go downstairs because my buzz is broken.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Okay, yeah, that's already messed because you can't order delivery
and your buzzy don't work.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
But it's nothing to run downstairs, you know what I'm saying,
Like because it's bom.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Okay, so you must be like second story, third story,
fourth okay, so you run down from the full like
this and that's you know, actually that's your cardio for
the day you're doing.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, So I run down stairs boom, and I see
the I see the delivery.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Dude, Yo, he got my soup like under his arm
like this, like it's a football, like he got it
like and then he got this because it's like, you
know what you ordered, right, So I'm like, I got
a stool.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
So the way he's holding the whole situation like he's
holding it sideways, and I don't know if you know
about stool, it's like somethime. I had it way right,
So it's.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Like I want to separate.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
Yeah, And then he was holding it like this, you know,
the foil container with the plastic top. I'm like, yo,
this is gonna be open when I open it. It's
already going to be open.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
So I open it.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
It's open, and I had to act like I got
to learn how to communicate better because I as a man, yeah,
as a man, because I've seen him.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
And I was like, thank you. I even took the picture,
but I knew in my heart. I was like, nah,
say right, you know I took the picture and then
I went upstairs and you know where You're like, yo,
I know this is gonna look crazy when I open it.
I open it looks crazy. So then I'm like, yo,
you're off from the bronx. I don't. And yet I snitched.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
The whole I wrote a whole thing.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
I was like, yo, I got my my and I
said pictures. I took pictures. I'm like, look at this.
Does this look acceptable? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I said that you acceptable. Gotta send the pictures though
you have to. And knowing that you order from a
Jamaican place, I knew you was waiting for at least
an hour. For it's never that stock. It's not about
it's about the business. Yeah okay, but the longer you wait,
the better it's gonna when you ate, not when it's
tipped chucked on the market.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
And then the worst about the delivery services is because
it don't never be nobody from the apps like usually
it's never the person from the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
It's just like a middle man.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
He don't care about you, no, He like, yo, I'm
just picking up from the Jamaican restaurant.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
He also don't know if he's gonna tip and ride
like he might have had you might have been his
eleventh delivery, Like you never know what they going. Was
it raining, was it snowing?

Speaker 6 (19:57):
It was fine, yo, But I was just like I
felt suspected because I'm like, yo, what about some more man?
You didn't even have to deliver it, like with your
hands out like that, but just you know why wasn't
it in a bag.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
It wasn't a bag, but he added like this he
had it chucked up his I'm sad. He added, all
of it was in the bag. It was in the
paper bag and a plastic bag.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
I mean, like the delivery services are messed because like
you said, they're they're the middle man, and they didn't
make the food.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
They just dropping it off.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
They don't care. That's what hurt my feelings. And I
didn't get a refund.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh so did you eat it?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
You know, make it?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
That's what made me feel guilty too. I'm like, damn,
I don't as snitching. I was like, let me try
this camera. At one time, they knew I wasn't caring
for real, they knew. They knew if I was carrying
Caroen they probably good up. There was like, nah, he
not carry First.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Of all, it's not no Karen, he's in the Bronx. Yeah,
they said, Hiliot and probably the business. As soon as
they sent your food out, they shut it. They trying
to close, like and what we done? I think it's said.
Sometimes it's about just like standing up for yourself and
like you know, getting some steam off because you'd be
so hot, like I can't eat right until, like I

(21:12):
get this off, you know what I mean. Sometimes you
gotta complain so that the food settle better. Even if
even if they don't come and drop off what you want.
It's like, all right, I'm gonna eat this, but I
feel better letting them know.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Hey, that man was trash.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
They did not take care of myself.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
But there's nothing worse than ordering some food and you
dreaming about you, drooling about you, feeling about what it's
gonna be, and then they deliver your food and you
go to sit down and they get your order wrong.
It's not even about the delivery person. It's about the
restaurant putting the wrong thing or forgetting something.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
You'd be like that feels I feel personal.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, But you know what's worse than that. I'm gonna
take that and double it when it does not show
up at all. Oh, you know, you know I got
banned from Domino's because they did not bring me. They
did not bring me my pizza two nights in a row.
I said, Oh, I'm pizza two nights in a row
during a snowstorm. That was my fault. I mean, obviously
I'm crazy, But if it's not open. If he can't

(22:11):
get to me, then just don't take But they did.
They took my order, they took the order, took my money,
and then never showed up. I'm waiting there like a
dodo in like two and a half hours, like okay, And.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
It was a snowstorm, so you're giving them like the
benefit of the doubt.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
It wasn't that it was It wasn't that far. And
they they were doing orders. They just they didn't get
to me. They didn't do Mine's crazy. Now, is it
messy to order delivery during a snowstorm?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
It is because these people are on little bikes bletters,
and then they risking their lives and their limbs and
they get to your house and they ringing a buzzer
that might not work and you might not tip, and
then and then they got to get back on that.
But with the mitst in the the thing. Is it

(23:04):
messy to order for during this First of all, he
had a car because they they I just want you
to know, I was like Domino gold Star girl. I
kept ordering that that chicken carbonera pasta every other week.
They knew me, they knew my order. You and the
and the cheesy brand. Oh you know what I love
in the in the brownies too, and listen, they knew me.

(23:26):
So that's why I felt offended that y'all would play
me like that. Y'all know. And it wasn't nothing for
me to walk on over there.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Oh I was what.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
You walked.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
So crazy to me because you ordered it two days
in the row for delivery. It was late at night,
and then you walked. It was late at night.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
You walked away late night, late night, you walk you walked.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
The late night.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I wait until I
waited to the day.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I said, hey, first of all, y'all owe me money.
Second of all, why y'all taking orders? Y'all not coming?
Third of all, I've been trying to get somebody on
the phone. Nobody picking up, Like what's good? And they
were like, you need to lower your tone and I
said I will not. You have my money and they
were like, how about we're going to give you your money,
but you cannot order from us no more? And I
said there you yeah, there, you to bam.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Me and they did so.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Order I had to order from another number to another
address like the name.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Yo, you the Will Smith for Dominoes, that crazy band
for five years.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I do that Papa John's but I think you ought
to remember. And Papa Jones is not everywhere, and isn't
he like Super Trump Team Trump Father from Papa Papa John's,
Papa you are not the father. It's the title of
the episode. The people who work at Dominoes are all

(24:50):
like teens. They don't care. They're literally like sixteen, seventeen, eighteen,
maybe twenty. Maybe there's like a forty two year old
in the back that's like you know, in rehab. But
the people that work at Dominoes do not care about
being good, giving good customer service. You don't care about
none of that.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
So you know, they're smoking the.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Zi on the side, definitely smoking the ash on your pie,
like that little table in the middle of the pizza,
and for the weed. That's for they that's their ass.
And then you get it and you're like, oh my god,
it's not a regu that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
You like, they must have put it in the wood oven.
It's smoking.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I remember one time I called Dominoes and somebody picked
up and they're like, yep, this is not your personal phone, shine.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
I think what makes it feel more disrespectful from Dominoes
is because it feels like it's corporate.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
It's a corporate so you can't it's corporate.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
It's not corporate, it's not inside.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Yeah, but it's like you could because like I call
a bodega, They're like, catch a post sais they know
what I'm coming for.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
They just say catch a postel. That's it. Yeah, I call.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
I've never called. You can do that, call the bodega
you ordered. I didn't know you could do that.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
It feeling like a boss when I walk in and
people be waiting and I see my role on top
of the coffee machine and I'm like, I'm saying shorty
and then shout out the kiki if you're watching, Oh
my god, like you like you know, I call catch
a box or staying and then I go and I
get the catcher and make a nigga cheese.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
It's a flex.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, I mean, I call the smoothie place, but I'm
not calling the bodega. That's that's y.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Let me be right there.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah. I do like feeling when I'm like a special customer,
like somebody that they know they know, like Okay, there's
two things. You could be a regular and you're like
VI I P. Or you're a regular and it's like, damn,
you be coming here all the time. Ty, Yeah, you
ain't got no food y'all. You never cook. You just
you don't know what pants are? You ain't got no stove?

(27:04):
Can you get a hot plate George form for the house? Yeah?
I would, I would say, right before the pandemic. I
used to order from the Chinese restaurant the same order,
Uh mayfoon young and uh chicken wings chopped up with ketchup.
What's making young? It's like the skinny skinny noodles or whatever,

(27:26):
really like making the real real. They spelt one with
like onions and like chicken or whatever. And I would
order that and like dumpling steam dumpling. I would order
that every week and they were like before I even
pick up, they would say more order. And it felt
like when Miranda was in Sex and the City and
they were like she thought that they were making fun
of her because she was ordering the same thing, and

(27:48):
but I was like, I really was ordering for months
the same thing.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
So do you not cook?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Well, you know I don't, right, but you so like
honestly I thank Ramona for the jeans because that she
was eating my young and nowadays.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Like what's mad? Fake food.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Noodles?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
You know?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Wait, pet do you cook?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
You're you're a bachelor, but I do.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
You know, Sometimes when I feel like I'm doing too much,
I get on my little salad vibes.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
You're making I make a salad.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
Yeah, it's like nuts drilled, some chicken, maybe some some
raisins or something raising and a little little.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Little and.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Dressing dressing.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
I was like, godmother joint. That's my joint, godmother dressing.
I think that's what the one is. Okay, Well, sometimes
you get the little pepitos. I think that's what it's like,
the little little peppers, the little.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
You know what I'm talking about, the little pepita whatever,
because they look like some flower seeds, but they're not
some flower seeds, but they're smaller and you throw them
in there in the mix a little you look like
a boss.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
You're surprising me right now?

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Boss for me?

Speaker 6 (29:14):
Or sometimes I like the struggles, struggle it out. I
still like a little can tuna, a little album core.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
In water or in oil, always water, no oil. Oil
makes it feel sad and it's it's female.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
No, no, no, bumble Bee core chicken to the sea
in water because it came out the water.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Don't put it in oil. Let me put it in
the oil if I want to put it in right right.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
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Speaker 4 (29:46):
Bee.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Now wait, you said you're you. You know you live
in the Bronx. You from the hood. Obviously, no snitching.
But when is a good time to snitch?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Now?

Speaker 6 (29:55):
As I get older, That's why I felt comfortable coming
on here and came and sharing your because whole fully,
an uber driver out there will see this face and
remember the name and be like, yo, he do snitch.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
You know what I'm saying. Though he's coming out of
apartment full b. Let me put some respect on this
parcel I'm delivering you feel me? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
So?

Speaker 6 (30:14):
But nah, now that I'm older, yo, snitch, especially if
you're not in this, if you're not involved, if you
it's not you, if you ain't committed, let him know
who did it? Show If he ain't committed, tell him
who did it.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
If you ain't committed, who did it?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
That's the that's the merch.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Right then you ain't committed, tell him who did it?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Now? Picture of us like this, I will.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Be in witness protection not associated.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
No, you're not a snitch, but don't like tell us.
I would say, like, don't tell somebody I'm about to
snitch on you.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
No, But some people be like, I mean, you know Karen,
show you Karen's and gonna be like they'll stench your friend.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
I'm calling the drops right now.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And they'll stand there on the phone. Remember I know
you're unseerious. It's like you're calling the cops on me
in front of my Like, if I want to, I'll
just leave. Like well, remember the white lady who called
the cops on the black people having a barbecue in
the park and she was just standing there like we're
her glasses crazy, I feel threatened. I'm scanning, Like, then

(31:20):
go home, you're in their area. She's like, you guys
have permits for this. It's like no, but what are
you gonna do about it?

Speaker 4 (31:31):
But you got us? And then sometimes like yeah, you gotta.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Snatch on like the uber drivers on anything that.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Makes you feel like, yo, this is a they trying me.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
I don't say violating because we know yeah, but if
you're like yo, this is not no one should treat
me like this.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
It's so hard though, because, like somebody who used to
be in the service industry, I just be letting mashes
like because there were so many times that.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I did people dirty. I did them dirty. I told
them we are closed.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
No we not.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
We got another hour. But I was trying to get
people to get out. I was like, you must go.
I'm I'm closing out, so you must close out as well.
You turn the lights on slowly. No no, no, oh,
I'm actually blowing out the candles. I'm putting stuff away.
I'm rolling napkins up with Yeah, I was. I was
putting the chairs out.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah. You don't even fade the music. She just turned
it off. Oh yeah, she just hit stops. She don't
even do.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah. I was one of those people that. I mean
one New Year's Eve, I was on Molly. I talked
the table to death like they was like, okay, we
ready to close it. I wouldn't let them close out.
I was like, let's talk. They were like they turned
the lights on me, and I was like, now, if
they were the if they were the type of customers,
they was like, Yo, this is fucked up, they would
have you know, reported me. But they was like, you

(32:50):
know what, here, you going extra to a dollar while
they weren't, No, they weren't. They fully just opened a
bottle and I just sat down with him.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
I'm crazy cheer, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
But also to like back to the stitching, I feel
like if it's a major corp, so I would necessarily
stitching on Frank souper bowl because that's gang going in.
Since I was a little kid, I was snitching on
Uber and their associates.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
You feel me, Uber Eat.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
So it's like, yo, I feel like you can snitch
on a major corp, especially a major corp. But sometimes,
like you said, I let mag you slide like small
mom and pops. I'm not gonna rattle y'all. You feel me,
I'm gonna let y'all.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
I might, I might go. You know, you want to
say something to say you go.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
But it comes from your soul. It's from your heart,
that right.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
But because you're like yo, you're lucky man. But you
know also you probably won't do business there no more.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
This don't just don't business with them anymore.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
But we need but they would snitch on you because
it's like it's like yo, she on Molly Man, She mad,
fun cool. You're not a corporation, so I wouldn't snitch
on you. But if it's like, yo, don't work for Dominoes.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Well we didn't. I never said that I was banned
from them, but I still no.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
I'm not saying don't work for Dominoes, but like, don't
work for domino don't worry for Dominoes, and don't think
we're not gonna snitch on you. If you right, right, right,
right right.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Cynthia is a Dominoes loyalist.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I honestly am. I love that lava cake down.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
And if they give you I wasn't last year.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh absolutely, every single time, give me a single time.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
That's why I was being quiet when you said Dominoes,
because I'm like, yo, Dominoes.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
It's like one of those like I know what Domino's
gonna do to me, but let's go. No, that's mess,
but it's a big mess.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
E think something that's gonna get you that you know
it's gonna get you sick, but it tastes so good.
It don't taste good coming out.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
I might be doing me like that too.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
I am dirty. You guys have to start this.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
No, you know what when you eat the next day,
I'll be like, this must be what to come down from.
Heroin feels like I'd like, oh man, I'd.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Be like, oh, you're sick.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
I was so close to God last night. Today it
feels like.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
I mean, sometimes you got to do stuff that's not
good for you to feel good.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Middle of the night too. It's never like top of
the day, middle of the day, and it's like when
you should be you know, you know what they say
anything after a certain albums, yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Good and good happens after midnight whatever. But I remember
there was a they had a deal at Popeyes or
like you get you know wings, you get another one free,
so the two for one that's when they first came
out with the wis the hot way Those pepper wings
tear me up.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
But also there was no there was no virus, so
I think I had that doodle flu.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
The doodle flu.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
What the doodle flu? I never heard of that because
it was the stomach virus. Said you had the doodle Hey,
well no, not me.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
I was throwing up, but this was happening, and I
had to go to the stand that night, and I
was like, at that time, I had just started saving money.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I was like, I need these spots. I have five spots.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I got into uber and I was like, all you
gotta do is make sure you clinch your butt and
nothing comes out.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Clinch your mouth, cinch it up.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
And I ended up. I had to, like right in
front of the Atlantic Tumber. I was throwing up everywhere
green bial and I made it to I made it
to work, and I threw up the whole in between
shows and everything. And she was killing it, killing it,
and it was softly with his sauce, but it was

(37:09):
killing yo. Yeah, and I knew it again.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
The resilient shout out to not stay at home when
you need to pay the rent. Feel me, that's what.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Listen in New York City. That's what it's about. There's
so many people hanging on by the threat. But that
rent is like in five days. Yeah, but any restaurant
that is happening a buy one, get one, that food
that has turned or is about to turn.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
You think.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, I was talking to these people last night. They're like,
we're gonna go, We're gonna go to guest some like
mister Bows like bow buns and dumplings and blah blah blah.
And they were like, oh, I won't get one dumplings
and I said, yeah, you gonna get sick, and they
were like, no, we love the dumplings here. And I
looked and they had a three point nine rating and
I said, I ain't.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Gonna lie, Yo, Rezi, that's mad smart, Yo, not that
you're not smart all the time, but that's like extra
because I'm like, because like you just said that, I'm like, Yo,
dumplings is like two cents, so you already giving it
away for free. I've never seen a dump one dumpling.
I've never seen one steam dumpling over like a dollar, right,
And that's.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Like one get one. They are trying to get rid
of inventory. That's like Marshalls. That's like Target. They're trying
to get rid of stuff.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
And then it was new because I remember we was
on the same page with the man.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I'm thinking about, Wow, there's just so many things I
did to buy one get.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
One, you know, like stuff that I have to cook,
stuff that I can, you know, like stuff like that.
But like if it's already cooked and they're telling you
listen by one ramen, we'll throw in another ramen for free.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
I'm like, thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I have a friend over.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
That's perfect.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Like pop was like, yo, you want six ghost peppers
being throw on another sex not even like by six
get one?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah, and I not chink about that. That's like chicken
like no, it was.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
It was.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
But the thing is you also have to think about,
like besides the service people dropping food off right, the
people handling the food. Like we just know how professional
people are in general. I couldn't imagine like someone handling
my food with the way that they handle their lives. Yeah,

(39:25):
that's why I said, you got to you gotta remember
these people are like teenagers. They you know, they drop
the chicken, they pick it up, they shake it, they
put it in the bag. They're like the god and
then they put it in and like I'm gonn thrown
extra one in there because I did drop one, Like.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
I ain't gonna lie. I usually go to the regular
like the Popeyes.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I go to No Padi. I need a real restaurant
that's not somewhere else where do you where do you
eat food?

Speaker 6 (39:52):
There's a spot of town. Shout out to the barber
shop to go to levels. They put me onto aupot okay.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
In the chop cheese but.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Called pee pee p p D s p Oh, I'm
like p p No, it's p D's steakhouse in Spanish
Harlem one tenth and like second half.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
This must be.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
But it's like one of those old school like it's
a steakhouse, but it's just a spot that cooks steaks
that you could sit down for a reasonable price. But Cho,
it's so good, Oh my god, from like eight ounce
to like twenty four ounce steaks.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Have you been to a Michelin Star restaurant.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
I've been to mister Child's and all that caught bones,
but that's like cool, man, I'd rather loo Ernie's in
the Bronx.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
They got the best pizza, like sausage pizza. The sausages be.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Like that big.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Did you just make that Michelin Star? And then you
talked me, talk to me about mister Cho.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
I mean I never you know, I don't really go
to the file Stars is like that, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
So do you think five stars is mess?

Speaker 6 (41:03):
It's cool if that's what if you got it like that?
If that's what if you if you if you know
people that know people to get you, you know in
the tatianas you.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Know it is really good.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Went with Drake. No, we know that chef Kwami from
the Bronx and he used to tell Candy on the train.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Wait, chef, he he was friends with my ex and
so we actually went to a tasting at like a kitchen.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
He was making the menu before he even had the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Okay, so you know, Kwami, why can't you give me
a table at Tai Wait? Hold on? You know, I'm
trying to get into Tatiana every time Tatians. I mean,
I gotta you know, I gotta see if I can
pull some strings. But yeah, yet I believe in you friends.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
Yo, we should all go there because this is free promo,
not that Tatian.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Everybody food. On Valentine's Day he went there. I read
that somewhere.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
He was like, yo, I got everybody dinner that night
on me.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Well after after the year he had, because you got
He's like, you know what on the house?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Yeah, he like everybody looking at me and.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
He's like, you know what, I'm paying for everybody's food.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
You know, it would be funny if you paid for
everybody and said a.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Minor on the way out, on the way out, right before.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Well, I want to know if you were at Tasiana
on Valentine's Day and Drake paid for your tab, who
was he eating dinner with?

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Who was he with? If you were there? Million, let
us know. Well Millie Bobby Brown, that was like twenty one,
and I don't know what she's doing, but it's aging her.
Please take your time, sweetie.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Oh, I thought you was talking about Bobby Brown and
them daughter for real?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
My alright, alright, P. I thought they had another thought
that that just turned twenty one.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Because what I'm talking about the white, the white Bobby Brown,
Millibody around Milly b mill Millie b b. P. I
can't believe that's where. That's where you thought you went.
That's because I'm like.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Bobby got a I thought you know, I ain't her daughter. Yo,
let's go to dos. You know what I'm saying. If
I was, if I had a lafe like we're going
to after this, I used to Okay, I'm on the train. Yeah,
I met him before he's That's how I know the story.

(43:30):
I got his book too, and all that he signed it.
Shout out there.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh that's dope. I mean, BD, I feel like you
were real connected you've had a whole different life other
than you know, comedy before I.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Met him through comedy. But yeah, I don't really know.
I'm like, yeah, I didn't really know chefs like that.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
I know criminals, Well, everybody's there's a little bit of
criminal and everybody this is America. If you're not even
if you're not a criminal, are you even American?

Speaker 6 (43:55):
You know I'm not American no more? Well I also
done because I'm not criminals. I'm not criminally no more.
My criminal light on the criminals delivered.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
But it's like sometimes being a law abiding citizen, what
does it get?

Speaker 6 (44:07):
Even snitching felt like I was breaking the law, treat
cold law. One time I got in trouble, like real trouble,
and I didn't snitch. And then like years later, I
was sitting there one day like I should have snitched.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Because it wasn't no reward. Dang, I said, all right,
so here's the thing out.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
There your life that's no no no no, no no
no no, here's the.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
Thing because they just get no no no, no, no
no no no, here's the thing for me at least,
or like say, like you from the whole, like if
you just looking at like some people. They get out,
say a rapper go to jail, get out, and it's like, yo,
they got him, like they got him the bends, or
they got him like he comes out, he got the money,
or like.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Yo, here's a new outfit. He said. Yo, when you
don't snitch, you don't get nothing. Yo. Nobody cares. They
actually be like, yo, don't call me. It's hot. And
I was like, I should have snitched. I'm the only
one going through this, but it's all good.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Wait, didn't didn't gonna snitch?

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Yeah, so they say allegedly, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Oh sorry, ag sorry, Well we don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Also, I feel like when you in that police, I
feel like he played the route of I'm an entertainer,
so I don't have to really abide by those street
code even if I'm around street Like I'm a singer, Yo,
I create melodies. Yeah, I'm not signing my lifestyle, Like
what do you need?

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
So I think about the streets, but you're not really
on the street.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
But the fans don't.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
They care, but they don't if a vibe is and
especially like think about this, ninety eight percent of the
people that's actually like buying or paying money.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Like you ain't noting from where you're from.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Now we're gonna boot legged, I'm not buying a car.
I mean if you let you know, Beyonce, certain people,
you get them five and six hundred hour tickets.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
But if you just like gonna, you're like, I pay
little was fifty sixty not it ain't.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
Yeah, so he like he you don't got it right,
Young Thug. I feel like Young Thug is more. People
look at him like he was in.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
He was in a little while.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, but wait, did he snitch as well?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Okay, his charges getting the way gonna snitching Young Thug and.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
A bunch of other people. I don't really know.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
I just know that they allegedly he snitched and Thug
didn't snitch, and they both got out. So I'm like,
I would have snitched because imagine you don't get out. Okay, well,
imagine you don't snitch and you get it. You spent
all that time, you go through all of that and
you get out and you don't even get no love.
Like they should have gave me a certificate assign something. Yeah,

(46:43):
they should have been like yo, he like for the
next thing I did, It's like, nah, he loyal. He
ain't even a reference. You can't even use it as
a reference on the app. Like I'm a good duel
you are. I ain't never rady.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
So if something goes down, yeah, you mean Mari and
you get caught me and Maria free, Yeah, would you
snitch on us?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Are you saying that on the record or you saying
that on mess? Because you're saying that on mess and
then you gonna do something else because.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Y'all got y'all got you know this hot? This is
what all right?

Speaker 6 (47:14):
So here's a weird part of why I never snitched too,
because obviously you just don't stitch. But also I would
look at it like if you have more going on
in your life than me, I'm like that guy, like, yo, yo,
go ahead, I'll take the l you got more emotion,
go ahead, but don't.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Forget about me. I say, don't forget about me, Yo,
y'all better run it. I'd be like, yo, y'all better
run it up. Go crazy. I want to see all
at the Oscars. If not, I'm gonna snitch on y'all
when I get out, I'm gonna get out on my
telegg gonna be crazy. I'm gonna stitch on the back end.
If I don't at the back end, I'm snitching on

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the back end.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Lad that I'm a great way to make sure we
stay around.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
If you don't make it, you don't make it to
the Academy writing a book at least like b E
T awards at least at least shout out to be
I don't want to like downplay, but like more do
something something you know to be awards.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
So ultimately, your mess is not snitching or snitching or
food service.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Actually it's snitch. Damn, you just remixing the stuff. The
mess is like not snitching what should have been first
to Now I'm.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Snitching now the way you flip flopped on us.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Yeah, but I'm not snitching. But I'm all right, I
was not snitching. Then I'm stitching, but then you made
me come back around like I'm not stitching for the
right cause. Okay, not snitching.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I mean, Marie, would you snitch on me? No?

Speaker 3 (48:46):
What did you do?

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (48:48):
You said no, and then you asked me what did
I do? Bro room hungry?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
What did you?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
What would you do?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I mean, Marie, does it matter a little bit either
you sension or you not are you meet you with me?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
No, okay, well then what about a little bit of murder?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Oh did you murder? A little bit of murder? I
don't know. I mean, what if I was embezzling?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
What if they found a ledger? What if they found
the ledger?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
As long as my name is not on the leger,
I'm gonna go. I don't know nothing. The thing like embazzling.
Can't even spell emz.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
They're gonna let you go read let it go what
that is?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, yeah, that's what it means. Tell they're gonna be like,
you're gonna be like amazing girl and as Marie that
like a watch man and my empty Yeah, Pete, we're

(50:11):
gonna read some miss from the people and we just
want you to tell us if it's messy or not,
probably or not probably not. That's all you gotta expect. Okay,
let's get into it. I recently found out that my
best friend Sarah has been telling other people some personal
details about my relationship. It's nothing too crazy, Okay, so

(50:32):
if it's not too crazy, it's the problem, right, But
it was stuff I definitely didn't expect her to share,
like how my partner and I've been going through some
rough patches. I mean, that's that's everybody. Yeah, but we
don't know what the rough patches, right, the rough patch
might be. They can't get it up. Oh oh kid,
Sarah telling people and now it's like.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
That's a soft patch patch.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
She didn't tell me, she didn't directly tell me, but
I overheard her talking about it with someone else. I'm
kind of hurt and confused because we've always been really
close and I thought we had a solid trust. Should
I confront her about it or let us slide and
move on? I don't want to create drama, but it's
bothering me? Is that messy? PD? What should this person do? Now?

Speaker 6 (51:23):
I think that I'm gonna take the high road head.
I feel like it's an inner mess if you don't
confront it, so it's not me. It's kind of messy,
but it's only really messy if you don't say how
you feel, if you don't like say yo, this made
me feel some type of way.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Also, why are you telling people my business? And what's
even more disrespectful, I'm in earshot of you telling people
my business. You're saying, well, you know, he can't get
it up. That's why they that's why he's had in
a bad mood.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
But hold on, you know, the friend might also be like,
this is why it might not be messy either, because
the friend might be like, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Said it because I thought it was. It's using it's cool,
like it's not a big deal.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, but I told you, why are you telling her?

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Because his ship.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Can't get up?

Speaker 4 (52:11):
And we thought we laughed, Remember we laughed about it.
Now you you don't see me. I can't tell me
laugh about it.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Yeah, but stop telling people my business. Tell them what's
going on in your raggedy ass life.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
But they got to see it aless, Plug, So I
was really trying to look.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
For you, and you'll the sealist plug is crazy. That
might be the title.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
Yeah, they got all the health insurance they need, and
they don't want the gas station of VIAGRAA no, no, no,
no you.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
They don't want the honey they want to they want
they don't want the hot honey.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
They want the name Brandy, they.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Want the CC.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Sometimes information is so hard to keep, you know, like
sometimes it just it just comes out like it's not
on purpose, like purposely trying to hurt or like spread
gossip up. It's be like, girl, I can't believe it's
not working. My friend is fine as fun.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
You know that's different.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
We're just assuming that it's that. But I love that
we're running with Yea, we're running with that, Sarah. I mean,
Sarah's the friend. It's not close your mouth, girl, it's
not a mess. I don't think it's you don't think
it's a mess.

Speaker 6 (53:17):
It's a mess if you don't say something. Ye I
think if you don't say something, that's a mess. Because
if you don't say, nothing else gonna eat at you.
You're gonna be thinking about it all the time. You're
gonna start moving funny. So it's like you might as
well be like.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yo, I overheard you. I overheard you talking about that
gang that my man's glove.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
And I'll say I say so.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
PD's opening line is I overheard you talking. My opening
line is you got a lot of mother Maria. You
would say that, Yes, let me talk to you for
a second. You got a lot of mothering nerve Sarah, Sarah, Sarah,
come come step into my office.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
You've got a lot of If I was Sarah, I'll
be dumb and battery. Yo.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
One time we were at a party and I offered.
I offered Marie edibles to somebody and she was like,
why are you telling people I have edibles?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
I was like you.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
But worse.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
That's worse than like when you pull out gum and
someone's like, someone's like, does anybody else want gum? Oh?

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
They cost money?

Speaker 5 (54:21):
But also you Marie is not paying for her edible.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Sure I'm not.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I'm not, but if but if I have them, you
know I got good edibles. And and the people that
I'm giving my edibles too are the people that I
fuck we So for you to be offering them to somebody,
that means I didn't offer them because I don't want them.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
To have none.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
It was kana, Yeah, she don't even really do drugs
like that. Do you know? Edibles be strong? And that's
why I was like, oh, you gotta have some because
she don't really be asking, right, But you also know
that my edibles are strong, So I don't need this
person foaming at the mouth.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
Yeah, yeah, you don't want that your conscience, you know?
On the twenty five, yeahg on the ten, that's.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Twenty twenty five, because the fifties, I'll be like, let
me just get half asleep on all the halfs right. Thing.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
I don't know this, Like, all I know is hey,
if a friend is asking, I was like, well, you know.
But then also Sydney's doing it loud. Marie has said
it both, did you want? Now everybody's like, Marie is
the ambassador of edibles all things, you know, for twenty
now all of a sudden, oh no, what edible? I
am not a drug dealer, need you. I'm not saying

(55:37):
she needed to pay me either, but you offering her
the edibles in earshot of other people who are also
now like, well I'll take you. Already gave them some
that the crazy thing gave the people that I wanted
to give you.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
See this now they're looking at you like a distribution.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
See me the type of person. You pull out gum
and she like, I'm gonna take you two pieces? Can
I have a piece for later? That's no, I would
take one and give it to you, Marie.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
And you know that that was like crazy crazy you.
That was a crazy counter attack, right, that was a
crazy yeah what are you? Meanwhile, I'm like, yo, you
never found a gum and a piece of toilet paper

(56:20):
whatever in your pocket?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
And later and then you take never one like that?
Where do you put the one in the bag? Loose gum?

Speaker 6 (56:29):
Already rolled them in the in a little toilet paper
and I put it in my pocket like from not
a clean egg.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Maybe possible napkin.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Already put it in the purse. It's in between two
debit cards. That's where That's why you got the.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
That's how you got the virus.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Shut up, but you got your money.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
But so, yeah, that's not a mess.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
It's messy.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
It depends.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
It's messy that you're talking, and it's messy that you
haven't said anything to her about it.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
That's a mess.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
It's all a mess anyway, pe d thank.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
You for being here.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
You did everything that you needed to do and more
here we appreciate.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Come on, you know it's family.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
We love you.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Where can people find you at yo?

Speaker 6 (57:15):
You can find me in the streets, man, take the
six train, you know the D train sometimes, but no,
you find me online. I g I have a show
every Sunday at Second City called Better Days Comedy.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Yeah yeah, I'll be on Netflix soon. You see me
a few things, not a special or nothing, but I
got like a line on the show coming out and
I really feel like killed. That line me tag me
when you want to come.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Out all right? One line means you're gonna have another
line way look out for my boy. Yes, okay, well,
uh stop snitching but also snitch yeah yeah, and you
heard it here first. Yeah, man, literally heard it here first. Bye.

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Speaker 3 (58:14):
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Speaker 1 (58:16):
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