Universe, Fix It

This week Sydnee and Marie are solo chatting their MESS of the week! The two chat about messy relationships, members only clubs, and Halle Berry's new lube! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
You're listening to mess.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
You know who I bumped into yesterday? Who Daisy?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
A beautiful, dark skinned British dress.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
She's married, she just had a baby. Get out of town.
The baby is like a year old.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I haven't seen Dais in forever.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah that we did that birthday party for her years
ago and then I don't think.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I ever saw her after that.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
She was I was at the Soho House and she
was there, No way, Yeah, that's where the show was.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Was it good?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It was?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I the bookie looks great, Yes, he looks it was.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yes, his show is getting his packed pack back packed?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
People were they was there? Wasn't staying last night? People
were like leaving. But it was a Monday. It was
a late Monday night show really.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
But it was when I did it, it was hot as
fuck and the weather no, no, no is hot.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
It was hot in there.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay, I said, Oh they can't, I said, the membership,
they can't afford no ac, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
What's tea? So T so whole house? But I will say.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
That I would like to join a member's only club,
but I don't want to pay for it. So how
do we get me in to one of these things.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I don't want to pay. I think it's you
gotta do a show, you gotta do a show.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
So what I'm hearing is I gotta do a show
at Dumbo because that's the house that I like, or
I got to do it at like the Ned or
Bond Street or one of these other places that you
got to do a show. Yeah, new house, Yeah that's
the one I forgot. But there's a bunch of stuff.
There's members only clubs that we don't even know about.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'll do a show, but like a silly show. Oh yeah,
because I feel like these people don't like stand up.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Like they'll be there and they're listening, but for some
reason they still like up tight.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's like you're here. Yes, they are a little clinch.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's not a theater. This is not a play like
this is. It's all about the give and take.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Right, I give jokes and you also then get lefter
that I take exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yes, it's a you know, and a lot of the
times they be talking about these membership these people don't
have money like that.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
They make it seem like they're so rich.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
They're not.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
They're just bad with their money.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh so you think if somebody's paying I don't even know. Like,
let's say they're paying an extra.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I think it's five thousand dollars for the year thirty
five hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
So you're saying they got five extra thousand dollars a year.
But they that doesn't mean that they're rich exactly. People
are bad with bad yes, you know that. You know
that this is America and people are bad money. Hey, hello,
bad with money me.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Some of my favorite people are bad with money.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, But I'm like, I'm never going to spend that
much money all at once. I'm gonna spend the money,
but eventually, eventually. But the way the way late night,
I'd be looking at stuff when I open and I
was just like and then It's like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
What did I just buy? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
That stupid I think that I never really did, but
I'm doing it a lot. In twenty twenty five, I
got this late night or or I folks see with
my laptop like close to the bed and I'll wake
up in the morning before my alarm sometimes and I'd
be like, maybe just check my email, and I'll get
on my laptop and I'd be like, oh, cause you
know the ads will pop up.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
They do right next to the little gmails.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, and you'd be like, oh I was or Revolve,
Oh I was on such and such I did. Oh
they got they got new blouses. It like you know
how they get me? You know it's mess emails.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, no, no, an ad will pop up because you're like, oh,
I actually do like that top and then I look
at that. I'll click it and then like put your
put your email in for that ten percent off. And
I said, now I'm in. Now I gotta get the
ten percent off of this fucking Instagram shirt that I
know when I get it, it's not gonna fit right,
it's going to cintegratee. The color is not gonna look
like that.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
And it's gonna be printed on one side exactly white.
On the other side, it's not gonna give the way
it's giving on this model. And a lot of times
it's just the body, like they look good, so whatever
they put on is gonna look good on it. And
then I get it, and why do I look like
you know, what's.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
The doll from Rugrets, Cynthia, Cynthia. I look like Cynthia
in it.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Cynthia, she's a really cool dancer. Cynthia. She's a really
cool girl.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's the song I see in my hair when I'm like,
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight, and then cut
to me at two am dancing in front of the mirror.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Cynthia. She's a really cool dance Cynthia. She's a really
cool girl. Maybe I'll be Cynthia for Halloween this year.
I think that would be cute. I'm gonna figure out
how to do the ball spot. I'm gonna do it.
It ain't hard for me.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yo, I went to this hair salon that's close to
the crib.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I passed it all the time, but I went the
other day, and you know, I made an appointment.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I got my hair washed, I got a deep condition,
I got.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
A trim, and I'm going to actively work on growing
my like growing my natural hair back out.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I see this journey for you.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah, I mean you can see some of them
sticking out because it's shorter now. But yeah, I just
I feel like I'm gonna it's right there. It's like
the universe was like girl, fix it, fix the edges.
I bought some of the products that they have in
the thing for my edges, and I'm just gonna maintain it.
I'm gonna keep my protective styles in for like a

(05:21):
month at a time. Take them out, watch it at
this place, treat it, get another protective style.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
It just needs ten dollars because I need to go
to Turkey. Once I get a new hairline, then I
could start my my new hair journey.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I think I want to go to Turkey this summer. Really, yeah, damn,
you won't have the money.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Then, I mean, I'm go. I have to talk to
the universe.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Okay, and let's talk to the universe because I really
need I want this. But the thing is is that
once you do it, you out. You out for like
three months because your hair grows and then it like
falls out, and then the new hair grows and then
you can't be throwing awag on top of that.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
So it's like, so what you're gonna do? So these
so these men.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Who be going to Turkey, which I saw. I met
a guy today. He was like, oh, let me show you.
He I mean, when I tell you, he had like
a strip but then just bald on the side, like
it looked like a premature mohawk situation going on. He
was like, yeah, I went to Turkey. I spent the
extra money because I didn't want to be near anybody

(06:32):
while I was getting this procedure done.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
And he's got a full head of hair. It looks beautiful,
and it's too thick.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
It's not too thick because sometimes the Turk is doing
they be coming back real ruggable.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
No no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
And he was like, yeah, let me show you when
they took everything off, and he's like, yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I was walking around like that. I didn't care. Yeah,
they don't care.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
They don't care because they know in a couple of
weeks they're gonna have tendrils.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
He said, listen, this is you shooting with me in
the gym right now. You guys see me with the
little sprouts coming out, because let me tell you, in
three months, bitch, all these holes gonna.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Be on whin your time. He gonna be he not
no hats, he's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
He's gonna be swooping that bang to the side like
he says chili out here.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
He said chachia, like he's living his best life.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's funny because a lot more men now like like
going to Turkey or going up uptown and getting your
hair done.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's the new BBL for men.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
It is because bbls are out for women and men
getting hair transplants are in.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
And that's the new.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Like if you balled in twenty twenty five, you have
nobody to blame but yourself.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, because Turkey and they say they got amazing deals,
Like it's just way less. It's like one get one, yeah,
and so I would like that for myself. It's just
like there's a lot of things that need to line
up because once I do that, I won't be.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Able to work for a while.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
So what I need is I need to go to
Turkey and then I need another pandemic to hit roll
out for three months, nobody could work, so I don't
feel like I'm missing out or anything.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Get the little stemmys going.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
What I'm hearing is we need to start coaffing in
people's faces.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
We need that Coviana part.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
COVID twenty press, COVID twenty kana part twess because there
was the O marion, there is COVID then omarion, and
there was another virus that we don't know about.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
But it didn't really do my oviage.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Plus Yeah, so now I need the Koviana tress so
that when I get my new hairline, we all out together.
We're all like waiting for my hair to grow out.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm not ready for another pandemic right now, though, what
I'm not ready?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Wait? I feel like the pandemic happens like once every
hundred years. So what was the first pandemic? Oh, the
Spanish flu? And what happened to the people.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
A bunch of people died. That was in like nineteen
nineteen or something like that.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
You are the local historian of mess Hey, sirih, what's
the Spanish flute?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
When was the Spanish flut?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I need to know what it is. Oh, it's talking
to me about a Spanish flute.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh okay, you got an accent.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
You know that? He's uh AnyWho? So yeah, I need that.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Okay, So out for the summer. Okay, I guess we're
not doing that to start. We can do it in August, September, October.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Hey, if God blesses me the universe all that and
bless me by July, I think I can make it happen.
But you know, things fell off a couple of weeks ago,
so you know my trajectory for the summer was looking,
you know, up, and now it's like I might have
to start from Scratchkin's.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
What you mean? Your trajectory was looking at what happened?
Oh girl, we in that. Now that's not gonna be
the summer.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Don't you need like two weeks to recalibrate the cells
and the and the chemicals in the brain. You only
need two weeks or what is it twenty eight days?
The former habit the summer. The summer is more than
twenty one days.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
This is true, girl, But the year has just been
going by so fast that like I look up and
it's another motherfucking month, and I just I want to
hit the calendar.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
When I tell you, I decked the calendar, punched through that,
I like pop and it fell off and everything. I
was like, yeah, that's what I need. I need time
to slow the hell down.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Well, what month is your calendar on right now? It's
if you keep it up to day, yeah, or you
like forget to flip it.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
And you know, wait a minute, I'm hey, I see
it every day and I've you don't do that. I
don't have a physical calendar in my whole you new school,
Yeah's too good for an actual calendar, and al, yeah,
I need to I want time to slow down just
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
But it's not.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
It's gonna it's at a crazy speed. I've never seen
the year go by this fast. It's on ghost speed
race or go.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's on two time speed, too fast, too furious.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
It is literally tokyo drift and tyresee he's in the car.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
What more do you want from me? That he wasn't
doing that? He was driving cars.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Girl, anyway, nothing is more important than family.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh yes, thank you so much, Olive Garten. Yo, So
let me tell you. When you were gone, I went
to a couple of met gala parties.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Okay, this is on the list. Yeah i went.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
I went with Dwayne, and I realized, yeah, I only
want to be at those parties if like I got
something going on, because it's like you're just there to
be around people who got something going on. And if
I was a pedestrian, that could possibly be cool. But
because I'm like one degree away from the people that

(12:04):
got something going on, I'm like, this ain't really that fun,
you know, because people are just sitting around looking to
be looked at, so people notice them. They're not having
a good time, and then the lines are long, and
you know, some people are dressed, some people are not,
and like you get scammed because you think this is

(12:24):
going to be a cool party. And we hopped to
like three or four parties and one night, and every
time we were going to another party, like the same
couple of people would be at the same party because
we're all hopping to find the better party.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
But you are the party. So what parties were good?
What parties were not? Let's talk.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Well, Kate Trnado was spinning and you know that is
my guy, but I absolutely will tell you I didn't
see it.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I was not.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I was not here for that. Like I loved him,
but the vibes it wasn't. It wasn't like when we
went to go see him a couple of years ago
that was so much fun, even though it was like
packed to the brim hot, but we was in the VIP,
so we wasn't even dealing with all parties. Do feel
different when you in the VIP. I want to be
in the VIP. I don't want to be in the GA.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Was you were you at the party that Sissa was at?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Uh No, that was an after party and that was
this weekend. This was this was a This was supposed
to be Doci's after party at the Public Hotel. Yeah,
we were there, and you know the Public Hotel like
it's big, but it's not. No like that room like
it's hot ceilings, but mm hmm it was not really
it's not need we need to be spacious. I don't

(13:38):
want to be crammed on the dance floor.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Did you see Doci? I did you see Doci? Yeah,
she probably didn't get that till she was doing her
laps too.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I did see zindeya okay at which party at a
at the Crane Club later that night, which was supposed
to be Pharrell's party, and it was an UNO tournament.
Bitch I said, you have to stopped playing in my
face the husand Day playing no. But by the time
we got there, it wasn't a ton of people where
the tournament was happening. There was another party upstairs and

(14:09):
that was probably Whereas and Day it was at. But
we were on the regular floor and there was there
was a DJ and somebody you know on the mic
talking about look.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
At all the fly ladies.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, dropped forward like it was just stupid. Like I
was like, who thought, who thinks this is funny? All
the fly ladies draw for this is game? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Okay, h yeah, And then I saw Candy. Candy was
at every time, every time we went to a new party,
she was there.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Wait, so did you see Zendaya or not?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
I did see day We were outside of the club
in the the what do you call those those cars,
the black car, the van, the sprinter pulled up and
like was all these paparazzi and it was like and
all of a sudden, the door got this bitch floated
into the club.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I don't even think her feet really touched the ground. Well,
she just had that like dance.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
She kind of like slithered in, like float slithered in
and she had like this burgundy rhymestoneish sequin dress and
hair is up.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
She looked phenomenal. I could not smell her, but I
know she smelled.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh absolutely, Oh she was so smelt and just money, money, money, money, money.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
She glides in and I'm like, why am I Why
am I poor?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Like I'm not not poor, but just saying like like
I see that that's the part of the celebrity You're
You're like, oh you ain't got to wait, You ain't
got to talk nobody. They already know you come in,
you go in, you say in for a little bit,
and then you walk out.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
You're like the ghetto. All saw Chloe of Halle Fame
or was it Holly? I think Holly. I saw Haley
Haley and Kiki Okney.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
The girls just tiny. They're like smelled smooth, so tiny.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, I don't I've never seen Kiki before in like,
I don't know what her body was before she had
the baby.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Has she always been that small?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
I think so every actor is short and they need
to fit into the screen.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
So everybody's everybody's poly pocket size.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
And the really tall people are so tall that it's
like how do you even get in the frame?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Like everybody's on Apple box.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Questions that need answers because the girls are tall, not
all the girls, the girls, but the girls tend to
be tall, and then the men are all real.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Short, very very Who else did I see?

Speaker 3 (16:32):
I saw Padma she was she was at Doci's party.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I saw numerous people.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
That I was like, yeah, you know what this is
for people?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
This is not for me, But like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
I think parties are cool when you're just there to
have a good time. When you're there trying to be
in the limelight, it messes up everything. Like even if
the music is good, everybody was so focused on who's looking.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Oh you know who I saw? What's that pink panthers?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh see that's somebody that if I saw her, I
probably wouldn't recognize it.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Well, she was on stage with Kate Tranada. There you go,
So that was cute. Who is that? Yeah? It was
a tiny and soyl.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
It.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Just like I don't know, I'm never impressed with celebrities.
I'm not impressed with any of it because it's like, again,
we are one degree from all of that, and I
see what the people be going through, and it don't.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
It all glitz and glay. It isn't.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
And like the most fun we ever have is like
when none of that is on the table and we
at some random place in a corner doing our own
thing with like you know, Chay and Reggie and Amina
and just having a blast.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Buton med Gallow weekend fashion week, things like any weekend
that's like super hyped up where everybody is out is
probably a more stressful weekend for even the celebrities, because
it's like they trying to go out and have a
good time, but it's more.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
People in their face. It's more paparazzi.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
It's more just phones up because people go to parties now,
not to have a good time.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
They go to.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Parties so you can see that they were at this
party embarrassing, and it's like we gotta start putting the
phones in pouches.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
It's embarrassing. And this is why they'd be like, oh,
I can't believe that celebrity was me.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
You were in their fucking face with your hot ass breath,
your hot ass pedestrian breath.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Of course they're going off on you and they don't
want to take a picture with you.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
But that's like I'm not required to take a picture
with you because you know me.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
No, they say, you gotta take a photo. We made you.
It was a guy. I think it was like like Essence.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Something like Essence was doing and it was like Vivica
A Fox.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh I saw that video.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
It was great, and Taraji p Henson and all these
black women and it was some like big creepy man
who was in all these ladies faces, Like can I
get a picture?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Can I get a hub and it's like, I don't
know you. Yeah you do, and you don't know me.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
You might've seen Set It Off, you might have watched
Empire or Hidden Figures or whatever, but you don't know me.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
This thing is it's like the best times I've ever had.
There ain't no photos of it. There ain't no we
are so wrapped up and having a good time. We
not really taking pictures. So whenever I see somebody doing
all this picture shit, it's like you are not in
the moment, You're not having a good time. The aesthetics
are going to look good for online, but like, I
don't know, it's so annoying. It was so annoying to

(19:33):
see because I love Kate Trnado. I love him so
and you know, I be feening to see him, and
then all these people are messing up my good time.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yo, Remember when I had a migraine and I was
upstate like doing a show.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I took a cab all the way back.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Then I went to urgent Care, I had them give
me a shot so that the migraine could go away,
and then I met up with you to go to
Kate Tornado at Mirage.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I didn't know he's a good cat from all the
way upstate.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
For that.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Oh yes, girl, I was like, oh hey, we had
to write it off just.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Young and we were so close to him, girl, we
were so close. We were we were literally by the
DJ booth and that's what we deserve to be. Yeah,
and that was so fun. I don't want to do
it any other way. But it's not even me being bougie.
It's just like, it's not about being bougie. You remember
what parties were like before people were so obsessed with

(20:31):
like the image of being at said party. Like we'll
never go back to a time where like, you know,
early two thousands type parties or like I don't know,
I don't know what year Studio fifty five was, but
that era that's never gonna We're never gonna be there.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Again because people are like, even when you go to
a concert, boom the phones up the whole time. They're
like this, babe, you're not gonna rewatch that. Y'all not
tired of this, y'are you?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
You you pick your phone up for like that one
crucial moment or that one like if you're close and
Beyonce winks at you, like you take up.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
You take the video of Chin no Eiva like that.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
People be at arm extended your your shoulder's not tired.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Hey, you know it's mess y'all going live at the concerts?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
What what what's going on? How are y'all doing? What?
What do you have?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Like?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
What kind of uh instruments are you using to have
your camera up the whole fucking show three hours?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
How many battery packs do you have? What about the
people who.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Be on FaceTime at concerts and you look, you can
see the person that they talking to. They laid up
in the bed with the dog. They ain't got no
bra on city.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
That would be me. Turn the brightness down.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Or or make that square small and just make the
concert big.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
People be on face this time at the airport. I
love a party.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
No you know, I know you do.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I'll be laughing so hard because when I see girl,
I was, hey, you know it's an uber driver is
on FaceTime the whole fucking ride. And I could see
the girl like, I'm like, does she not trust you
in the car, because there's no reason for y'all to
be on FaceTime?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Were they talking or was it.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Just one of them silent, we both doing our own
thing on the line facetimes.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yes, yeah, it was sad. I gave him one star.
I don't give a fuck because I get I'm I
give these men five star after five star after five star.
It don't matter how stank the car is, the music
is bad, they playing a religious beats or whatever.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Like I'd be like, you know, five star, five star,
five star.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
But this man, the face in the face. The girl
was literally in my view so she could see me.
I said, hey, I wasn't I wasn't prep for this.
This was a daytime FaceTime, a daytime face time. Oh babe, Yeah,
he's not a good guy. One star, And I said, hey,
was on FaceTime the whole ride, barely spoke to me.

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One star. I said, I'm reporting him. And I felt
my safety was in jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
In jeopardy. Yeah, I felt like it was a taken situation.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, there was trafficking.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, she was like, oh yeah, I see her.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
She yeah, these chep bones. Did I tell you about
the time that they try to take me?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Who girl?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
So I was in I had been in like Green
Point or like Williamsburg all day in the uber, No,
just out. I was with like Tony and stuff like
this over the summer.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
And then my uber.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Drops me off in front of my house and I'm
coming up the sidewalk and this car pulls up and
they're like, hey, what's like a fun thing to do
in this neighborhood at this time?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
And I was like, I don't know. You see I'm
heading into the house.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
And it was like two ladies in the in this
big ash truck and one of them goes, weren't you
justin Williams? We asked such as such, and I was
like were you yes, yes, And I was like, uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Maybe that might have been me.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
And and they were like, so, like what's up, Like
we want to go out and have a good time.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Like why are you going home at this time? It's
still early? What time was it? Maybe midnight? Oh that's
not early, maybe.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Midnight, it's still early. I had been out all day.
It was like a day drinking into the evening. So
it's it's been a long day for me.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
You spelled like the day.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm like, yeah, I spelled like outside I said, yeah, no,
I don't know, sis, but good luck with that. You
see him walking to the door and they're like they says,
they screamed something out the window and drove off.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
And then my uber driver drove off.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
He was like he had not he had drove off
a little bit when he dropped me off, and when
they peeled off, he peeled off, and I said, you
think they were in Cahoot's girl, it's this car followed
us from Williamsburg or he in the car like, hey,
I got some potentially drunk, skinny sexy beach in the
car as you drunk. I mean, I'm telling you I've

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been date drinking. I'm not drunk enough to jump in
a car.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
You know how to handle yourself. I haven't really seen
you there fucked up exactly.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
And every time you get somebody edible, they're fucked up,
and I'd be cheer.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Stuff is strong.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
I'd be like this, youte girl, let's look at some art.
You'd be drugging the people. They're not drunking people.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
I got a high tolerance. And people be like what
you got and I'd be like, it's a ten or
fifteen or twenty five, and they'd be like that's high.
I'd be like, take a bite, cut it in forth.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, and then people will be like, I'm gonna do
half or whatever they decide to do, and I'd be like,
save it for later. And then if you take the
other half while you out with me, that's your business. Yes,
just know I take edibles before I go to pilates, okay,
and they hits me right at the end of class,
and I'd be like, oh, I could do it.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I went to plates yesterday. Oh how far are you
up with your how many merch I think I have
four classes left? You did it? Yeah, I knew. I
knew you could do it, girl. I always believe in you.
Thank you. I was like, hey, there's nothing my sister
can't do.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Well, if I paid for it, I'm gonna get what
I paid for and how much should you pay?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I paid two hundred and fifty dollars for ten cans? Bitch,
you are going to every single freaking class.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, girl, Remember they try to steal my eight my
last eight classes from me?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Or did you steal it from you?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Time stole it from me.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Sorry anyway, speaking of stealing, they really try to steal
me that night.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Hey, girl, get in the car, like, let's go smarter
than that. I was like, what Yo. You know what's

(26:56):
crazy that I saw Holly Berry has Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
She did a video and this is how another recession indicator.
The celebrities are talking to us, they're talking too much.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
They want to know how much she got paid for that.
I want to know how much she got paid for that?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Well, it's her.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
She she hold on, let me set the scene product,
it's her product.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Now.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Now.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Holly Berry, who you saw at the mcgala and you
know see through panel dress.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Uchi lips out.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yes, they said this girl on TikTok kept calling her
Holly cooochie Berry and I can't unhear it.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
It's the funniest thing.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
She said, your menopausal, asked, pussy out, lips.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
On the carpet, Gone do a girl.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
And so she's been talking about being menopausal or whatever.
And one of the things of symptoms of menopause is
you dry like yeah, like you know, the powder is
coming out, like the dryness is coming out.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yes, like that exactly, so mummy.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
But I'm not yes, but I'm not saying that's what
Holly Berry Cucie is like, I'm not saying that.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
She is menopausal. Yes, So it's not like she's saying
this like that.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
So anyway, she's her Mother's Day. She does a video.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
She's in bed, head, hair's tousled or whatever with her man,
and she's like, happy Mother's Day. When you about to slip, right,
I think it was called slip, it's called spin spin,
take a spin or something like that.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Take a spin, about to take a spin.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
On my new you know lubricant. She's she has recession indicator.
Holly Berry has a lubricant. Now, didn't know she was
in that market. I thought she would have vitamins or
maybe a class or maybe a session.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
She might have vitamins. I thought she might have the vitamins.
She has vitamins. She might there's Holly cooochi Berry has
hollycochi Berry vitamins. I don't think so she might anyway,
so she's in the video. She does have vitamins.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Fuckdorsing probiotics.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
We're basically halle Berry.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
We endorsed supplements. Okay, so now she's the new group.
She's the group for the for the menopause girl.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
She got group for the for the for the couch,
for the couch.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
She's in the video, she's in bed. You know, she
ain't got no clothes on. She's with her man.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
She's like, happy Mother's day.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Y'all saw what I did earlier today, And this is
how I'm gonna in my night taking a spin where
her lubricant and her man and cans or is it
cons cans cons?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Whatever?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
She she can be with cons where her her man
and her lubricant. So she's promoting her her lubricant to
the people on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
The worst part about the video is the man is like,
are you done doing your video? Because we about to
take a spin like like her, look, I can't wait to.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Take a spin, like and I hope you all.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Take a spend tonight. It's like, girl, this is so bad. Mama,
you didn't run this by your pr people like what's
the tagline?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
What's the video?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Like?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
They would never let us do that. They would never
They would.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Be like, hey, can we see uh you know what
do they call those?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Can you send us the deliverables? Can we see the deliverables?
We'll sign off on them if they're right, and they'll
give you notes. They didn't give her no notes. Well,
I mean it's her brand.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
She notes she she needs a young gen z, you know,
team to be like, hey, that's not good.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Let's just do it like this.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I'm glad she's happy and she's having a good time
and she's looking out for, you know, the older ladies.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
That's dope. I think that's amazing. But the video it
made me.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
It's not about cringe. I don't care about things being criage.
It's just like, baby, how much money do you need?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Like what's going on?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
There's a lot of recession indicators and it's a lot
of the celebrities, and we also need to talk about
Beyonce and get it out the way. She's got too
much going on because she's going to do another tour.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Right after this. What you mean, what's the baby? Do
you have another kid on the way? How much money
do y'all?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
What you mean? She got another tour coming after this?
She's got Act three. She's gonna do Act three.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
And they are they complain, They say she don't dance
like she used to dance no more.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Well, hers is the show that I should have gone to,
and I will never forgive myself for not going to that.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
But she's doing she's doing renaissance songs there.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
It doesn't mean Cowboy Carter but I'm saying she her
knees was working well at Renaissance.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Hey act too, she got two new knees.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Listen, she got these, Like me, we need to be
nicer to She's been providing for us for decades.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
But I wasn't at them shows, the shows that I'm
at now, I'm like, uh, we got the same knees.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Now, two girls, one knees, Marie, you really think you
got the same niece as Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
You go say that.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I remember why me buckled out the way to that wedding.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Me and Beyonce got the same knees, same size knees,
my lips.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yeah, when she did that, everybody was going crazy. But
I was like, she's not really hidden it, Like Drake Kelly.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Why she got Blue up there? Yo?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Blue ish that your life because you know, at the
beginning of the life, at the beginning of to Our
Blue gives what Blue gives. But as the tour progresses,
you really see the evolution of this.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
She's like thirteen fourteen.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
I have been liking every single video that I see
of her. I said, you do that shit, girl, you
do that?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Do that shit? Do that show?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Do it? Oh? Have you been keeping up with his trial.
It started.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
You know, somebody said it's boring. I said, is sexual
assault and trafficking? I didn't know it was, so you
know juicy to you.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Well, they used to Lorna's view. They said, where is
the drama? Where is Bensie and Stabler? Where is the
you know over? You know they think Court is that,
but Court is long and mundane.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
It's really sad everything that Cassie's been through, everything that like,
he put that woman through hell and then she has
to relive this and tea the hotel that I used
to work at, he's in a depusition. They said, he
used to come there with her. And you know, allegedly
I might have been in the bar when he was

(33:25):
in the bar, allegedly allegedly.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
But I told you what I think I told him.
I talked about it on here.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
How I got him a bottle of sarak or promo
bottle and he said he was gonna pay for it,
and he didn't, and he walked out on the task.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
What's a promo bottle? So whatever they said he did,
he did? He did it? Did he hoped they throw
the book at him? Did he do it? Did he
did it? He yeah, he said all me money. So yeah,
it's just we should go down to the drought.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I honestly, I don't mind. And I'll have my glasses
on and my Mary J Blige scarf and I'm.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
No, I'm not going to cry words. If you also
do the maryor J Blige boots, you gonna do the boot?
You know I got those. I hope Diddy never sees
the light of day.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Well, I mean, remember Judge denied all of his bail
requests and he been locked up for like a full year.
Now good, But what I heard is they had to
dismiss a bunch of jurors because they the.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Jurors was a some bs. What you mean?

Speaker 2 (34:23):
One dude was like, I'm not gonna stop smoking weed
during the trial.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
They said, well, you're dismissed. Then sir, he said I
need marijuana.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Marie. I feel like that's has stun you. And do
you be like, yeah, but I would do animals. I
wouldn't say that to the lawyers. I'd be like, they'd
be like, are you an upstanding citizen? Do you think
you could listen to this and judge this kid?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Absolutely? I would be high while I was talking to them.
But I'm not gonna be like, yeah, no, I'm not.
I'm not gonna stop. Oh you know what I wanted
to bring up.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Obsessed with you guys doing reviews on us. We have
our first real bad with you. Oh and I would
like to read it.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
You had a bad one. Remember the lady said I
was fatphobic. That wasn't bad.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Or she said I was mean, and she was like,
I listened for Sydney, but I don't like Marine, So
I guess that wasn't a bad one for you.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
No, we are a unit. Okay, what's the bad review?
I can't wait to hear it. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
You guys have to keep leaving reviews. Okay, I need more.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
More, more, more, okay and more one star.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Unfunny and mid basically two of the most annoying women
you'll ever meet, talk about how they make New York
a worse place to live by existing in the most
irritating an unprofessional way possible gasp, gas, all while blaming
any and all criticism on race based discrimination.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
When we do that, let's sound like a white man
old dish. Oh you know, girl, it might be somebody
you know.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Anyways, a shining example of why following on social media
is not the same thing as having checks, notes, talent,
or anything remarkable.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
To say, that's fucking crazy. Let me see who, Let
me see who wrote it. Oh hey, this wasn't for you, baby.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Everything we talk about it sound like you know, you
flat footed, and you in a shirt that you've been
sleeping in for you know, several weeks. So you not
are demo and you gladly press unsubscribe and move on.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Who leaves up?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Who leaves a review like that?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
I need you to say something more specific, because this
was too vague.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
It sounds like somebody that we've wronged. It sounds like
somebody that saw a clip that they didn't like and
they said, I'm gonna go leave a review because it's nowhere.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
You listen to the podcast and you left that.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Do we wait, do we blame everything on race based discrimination?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Well? Everything is about race. It's not our fault. It's history.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
It's literally it literally anything that has gone wrong racism.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
If you you.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Maybe not everything I mean malayo Marie, when you lost
your job?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Which one that was racism? Which job? Most of them
was racism?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Or was I just a really bad employee?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Am I a bad employee because of racism? Boom? There
it is.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
You know that meme where he's like, you know what
the more you know, I don't think we blame everything
on racism?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Do we? I don't think so, because I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Sometimes I hear something, I'd be like, that sound like
a base person, But that sound like Latino's for Trump?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
That for Trump? You know what?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I take that back. You're not flat footed, you but
shot your way over to the podcast and now we
not for you. And that's okay. Listen, everything is not
for everybody, and that's cool. Go listen to the bros.
That what the the microphones from best? That's probably more
your speed. Sorry, okay, and I'm sorry. And then there
was one more. No more guests, Please not gonna lie.

(38:09):
This week's guest was a little harsh on the ears.
She sounded like she needs a gallon of water. I
normally enjoy raspy voices like Marie's, but first.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Of all, whoa.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
I thought my voice was as clear as a bath.
But the guest this week, no go, please don't invite
her back. Plus she's was way more than selectively ignorant
in a lot of her commentary, which.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Was only slightly entertaining. Lol.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
That throwing the l ol in there is crazy. Y'all
really don't need as many guests as you'll be having
on the show. Y'all are deaf enough. Keep up the
great work and the laughs. Well, this is a solo
episode today, so I love that for you. I love
our guests, and honestly, in order for us to grow,
we need guests because you know what you're not doing.
You're not reviewing, you're not reposting enough, you're not in

(38:54):
the comment.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
If you don't want any more guests, then you do
the work.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
All.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
It's up to y'all. If you want to be a sore,
it's y'all. We're showing up. We're showing up, we're putting
eyeliner on, We're looking at things that are happening.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
You know, I'm literally current right now. I'm on my phone.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Like Marie, I see in the clips, you're you're looking,
you're looking for content while we'd clip in the clip. Lol,
you haven't seen it, lo l She don't even know
what the.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Clips are up, but then she knows they're out.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I always reshare the clips, and I watched them, and
am I looking at my phone and all the clips?
I don't think so. But Becca, I'm looking up. I'm
looking up in the pad clips. I'm looking up in
the Mandy clips. I'm looking up.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
I'm looking where you're looking up. I'm looking down.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Well, maybe I should bring my laptop so it looks
like I'm doing work. Oh my god, I would love Marie.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, but the laptop don't fit in this purse.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
That's such a cute perse I like, that doesn't fit
in this Did you get that from Japan?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
That's a little gumball machine in Japan's Oh my gosh,
she's so cute. Yeah, Marie, did you bring back any gifts?
I did.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I did bring you something, but I didn't have time
to grab it today. Oh what, I'm gonna give it
to you when I see you're gonna wrap it. No, No, Marie,
how much money you think you spent in Japan? Probably
like twenty five hundred dollars? Maybe you know, well, you

(40:24):
know how to give my own room.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I don't know what the room costs. Not twenty five
k No, not twenty.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Five thousand, like two thousand, five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
That's it, Marie. Yeah, I don't know, Sidney. I'm not
doing the math. I refused to happen math nothing.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
I'm telling you what I think I paid, but I'm
not telling you what I actually. Friend told me where
he paid, and I said, I ain't never going to
Japan yet. But that's probably flying first class. That's accommodations,
that's kung fool classes.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yes, that's every single meek class. No, I did not.
That's every single meal. I didn't pay for all my meals,
thank god, thank god. Girl.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Every time I see a TikTok for a girl's like
princess treatment, Princess street, I said.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
God, did you do you hear me? I?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Do I actually get princess treatment? I'm just being does
she get princess treatment? It's crazy. It seems like something
you never really thought about. Yo.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
When I tell you, it's like, it's crazy. I feel
like I give all. I've given all my love to you, Marie,
I think, and I have nothing left for nobody.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
WHOA at least don't say that I don't need her.
I don't need her. You talking about since cool, but
Marisa take her.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I've been friends with Marie for so long.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Anything I've thought it been thoughtful is for you? And
then yeah, no, I have nothing left for the lady.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
That's not true.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
That girl, Marie City, that's the man's thoughtful for you.
The med's talking Marie. That's you're thoughtful for first of all.
And now and now what's the one go giddy yo gity, Sidney, Yes,
you are thoughtful to everybody.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yes, I'm forgetting about these hos not Hey, if you're listening,
you're not os.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I be forgetting about these hoses.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
I'm talking about in general, like, not forgetting. It's just
I just be like, I'm so tired now I'm tired too.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Are you also jet lagged? Sidney?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
You are my most sleepy friend? But are we not
doing coffee?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
No more?

Speaker 2 (42:30):
No? I still need coffee, So you still drink coffee?
And we're not doing Red Bull no more.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
I haven't had that in a while. What's a while?
Like a week's that's a little while for you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Yeah, yeah, Well listen, at the end of the day,
tired or not, your skin looks great.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
You don't, it's not giving fatigued. When I see the clips,
I don't see me looking down.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
I see my bags looking down and so that's what
I see. Let me see, I'll go to the maybe
I'll go to the doctor and come back with a new,
with a new I'm just gonna show up like Samantha
and Sex and the City when she got the peel?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Can we go together? Can we get it too?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Because if I go, I'm gonna look like you when
I leave with you go, who were gonna look like
when you leave?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Sisa? I don't know. I just underneath the eye. I
want to say this.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
I love iHeart, but this lighting it's not It's not
for a woman that's you know, been through some ship
and you haven't really been through anything.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
But it's me that's crazy that I haven't been doing nothing.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
She said, I live, She said, I don't be prepared.
And then one of the reviews that you feels like
from Sydney said about me.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
You are playing with She said, you sound like lou Rawl.
She said, what a wonderful word?

Speaker 2 (43:47):
She said, whoa, Yes, yes, okay, all right, I guess

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we should read a message. And then I don't know
how long we've been talking about.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Don't nobody's keeping time in here? Does anybody want to leave?
I don't know what time this starting. Then we started,
let's do this message and get out of here. Yeah,
we got this.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
We're gonna keep it short and sweet for y'all today
because people tired of hearing my recip No.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
It's such a good one. I wouldn't say that. Your
voice is not rasp I don't know, girl, what a
wonderful Are you reading it?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
All?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Right? Are you guys ready for this mess Yeah? Okay ready?
Is he being messy? Or am I overthinking he's being messy?
I haven't even read it? What I feel like he's
being messy? Okay, okay, hey messies.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Last year, I broke up with this guy that I
had been dating for around six months. My friends thought
he wasn't cute just from photos, so I never introduced
them after they made that known.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
First of all, you gotta protect your peace. You have to.
If you show your friends a picture of somebody you
dating and they'd be like, if.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
They're like, oh, that's cute for you, you're like, oh, no.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
They're quiet for too long. It's not looking good. Or
if they're like, oh can I see some more photos?
That's bad. That's a bad sign.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Or or if the silence is so long that you.
You feel the need to be like, he's not really
that photogenic.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Well this is not his best photo.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
And but mind you, we asked you give me his
best photo.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Let me see his instagram. He don't have you, He
don't have any anyway.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Anyway, the relationship was fairly good, other than the fact
that he was anxiously attached and during my exams, which
are often I'm unreachable for a few days. Eventually I
broke up with him because of little things like him
being okay with splitting the bill and even wanting to
share a water bottle at the movie theater. Girl he
was dating the pores. The ugly pause. You can't be

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facially challenged and financially challenged.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
You gotta pick a struggle. You gotta pick one.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
You and sharing a water bottle a recession indicator.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I'm saying it, recession indicator. Shot a bottle at the
movie first of all, the movie theaters.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
The bottle of water is a lot of money, though
that's not all.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
That's a struggle. Twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
If you if you split in half ten ten, that's
actually two bottles of water.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
But the way I actually that's more than two bottles.
Of water. But the way I'm seeing it, she had
a water bottle in her purse and she took.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
It out at the movie theater and he said, oh, God,
get a SLP. That's it doesn't feel like she bought
at the movie theater.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
You don't know, Okay.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
For some context, I am in veterinary school and living
off loans with a little bit of financial help from
my parents.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Rich Also, I used, I'm used to dating men who
are offended when I offer to pay.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
It's always an empty offer. That always is in caps.
If I if I say, oh, I'll pay or let's
split it, and you say yes, no, oh that's your problem.
Why are you even do Why are you empty promises? Promises?
Just like, just don't say anything, just look around like okay, check,
come and be like, oh my god, thank you. Okay, anyway,

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it's always an empty offer. Fast forward. It's been over
a year and I missed him.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I realized that one day I'm going to have a
lot of money and can can take care of myself.
In that regard, I shut it down. I don't want
to hear no more. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I have enough money for both me and my man.
I don't. I don't. I don't. I have enough money
for me and maybe, like a goldfish, did I buy?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Okay, I don't think it's the worst thing in the
world to have an anxiously attached partner that wants to
hear from me at least once a day, right, And
I'm no longer friends with those.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Girls for a number of reasons unrelated to this.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
So now she's said her new friends don't know he
ugly Okay.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I reached out to.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Him last month and after two weeks he replied. After
two weeks, oh girl, he done with he replied, and
wanted to see me. But I feel like waiting a
little bit makes it seem like maybe he's not as anxious,
So I'm like, okay that his boy is probably be like, yo,
don't don't tell it. Don't they hit his phone? They
hit his phone for a week and a half. Yeah,
we went out for drinks and it was as if
we were picking up where we left off, which I

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thought was a bit strange because he was really hurt
when I broke up with him The same night we
hooked up no sex, and I thought that was interesting
and too easy.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
What that mean? No? Wait, there was no sex. Yeah,
they hooked up. What does that mean? Would would be
little mouthed, little fingers to use your words?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Okay, y'all, y'all writing these they said, we are parano sex.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
You've never hooked up with somebody and I had sex
with them.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I need to know the fingers and hole or kissing
or sucking.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Well, I think just kissing is hooking up. Okay, I
think that's make it out? Yeah, right, hooking up is
more cooking.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Is like the vague between having sex and making out?
Is that in between?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
First hooking up is like maybe I'll slide my panties
to the side, but I'm leaving the more you you
can have sex when you hook up, but it's definitely
more than making it Well, this says no sex, yes,
so is that va between? Doctor Doolittle said no sex?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Okay, it's between making out and having sex? Is that that?
You know what that is?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Kay?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Girl? You know who knows what it is? Halle Berry.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Whoo, halle Berry take a spin?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Was she send that to I would like her to
send us some of that.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Ah, you dragged the you dragged the promo for spin
and now you want to.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Take a skin spin? I'll be good.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
If it's good, I'm giving it. I'm gonna give it
good review. I'll recreate the video.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, so it's sad. A good mother's stay maybe her.
You know, we gotta get do it. We gotta get
it spinned.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Okay, oh girl, sorry, I've seen him now twice and
we still haven't had sex, even though he definitely wants to.
I'm hesitant because he kind of pushed my head down
a few times when I was sucking his dick.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
There you go this look it up.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Okay, it wasn't overt and it didn't last that long,
so I didn't say anything, but I noted it because
he's never done that before.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Also, the second time.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
We hooked up, oh, he face fucked me or fucked
my face, whatever you call it.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Who bro, it's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah, and he's never done that before either, which left
a bad taste in my mouth. Literally literally, that's literally literally.
How can I ask him what's good? When he finally
said he isn't holding a grudge? Does this man hate me?
And if so, why still replying? Do you all like
being faced? Because I don't think I do. Also, most importantly,

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Mess is my favorite podcast I.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Literally live for Thursdays.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Sorry, I should have added that when we were dating,
we were having sex. I'm just holding off right now,
but you're getting face fucked.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
So what's she holding off for? So does this person
hate them?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
I think that he might have hooked up with a
with a freak and put him on to something like this,
and now he doing it to her.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
He learned something new. He probably hooked up with an ex.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
You know, he had to get his rocks off, and
the ex is trying to get him back. So she's like, yeah,
dig in my mouth, baby, or something like that, and
then he brought the energy back to her.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
It's happened.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Yeah, I think they might be a little bit like that.
It does seem like maybe he could be a little
bit mad at you. Still, it does feel like that,
Like men are very emotional beings, emotional creatures, and if
somebody really really likes you and you leave them, yeah

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they're gonna be devastated. But you circling back and them
acting different, like not acting as thirsty or as pressed,
is definitely a tell that either that they they're trying
to hold themselves back or they don't feel the same
way about you.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
That they did before you broke up with.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Them, and also they're a man, so nothing is gonna
make sense. So you're like, but if you're mad at me,
why are you hooking up because he's a man. Oh
but if you are in love with me, why are
you not acting like because he's a man. Like It
all leads back to their man and they don't know
what to do, So why would he turn down being
with you?

Speaker 1 (52:41):
But also why would you think he's not hurt like
the like.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Come on, sis, you gotta answer your own questions with
with your actions.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
You think you're gonna they think he would spin back.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
And be like, oh my god, I missed you so
much like you, you broke up with him.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
But they did it for six months and then they
it's been over a year.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
And they miss she misses him. I'm assuming it is she.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
It might be it might be a it might be
it could be a man, but unblocking So well, this is.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I'm speaking from experience. Okay, My thing.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
About it is this, you decided you miss this person,
and because you're gonna be rich one day, so you
paying for these dates for this person to be disrespectful
to you that's.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Where that's where I'm out. Girl. Yeah, girl, girl.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
You wonna be rich one day, so you gonna pick
up the check for this person to like not be
that nicely, Like, no, do you.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Live in in New York? Because if you if you
gonna be rich one day, you might as well just
hang out with us. You might as well just pay
for our stuff because you'll have more fun with us.
And if you're not giving it up anyway, I mean,
that's the perfect night.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
You're hanging out with us.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
We're laughing, we're taking pictures, we're eating good. You know,
I'll tickle you and then and then you go home.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I'll tickle you and then you go home and no
one's face fucking yeah, that's nicer to protect your face, Yeah,
protect your face.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
But yeah, no, I don't I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I don't like this because it sounds like he's doing
this to you, but what or you're doing this for him?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
But what is he doing for you? Like? What is
the benefit to unblocking this person?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
And him?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
You missed him? But did he miss you?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
It took him two weeks to respond, bitch, that's too
much time.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I give it a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
I give it even a week like you were like, hmm,
he was wrestling with whether he wanted to talk to
you again or not.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
But two weeks is too many weeks. By the time
she hear this, she probably gonna get her answer anyway.
She already knows what it is.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
You shared this letter with us, but you already know
what you need to do. You do you actually really
even like this person like that?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Yeah, it sound like you ain't got no hose, babe.
You gotta get back out there.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
You are, you're a doctor Doolittle. Go get some hose.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Yeah, or don't get no hose. People are gonna bring
you their sick, weary old dog. Yes, and it's gonna
be some like rom Com type moment.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
That's what you deserve.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Yeah, a man's gonna come in with a chihuahua with
like a broken leg.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
No, no, not a chihuahua. You want a man with
a chiuaa No, I don't want a man, well but.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
For her, I don't want a baby. Okay, he's gonna
have a Dalmatian. He's gonna have a cool dog. He's
gonna our Damnation's cool. How often do you see a
dalmatian not off exactly. So this person go show up
with this exotic dog, this duo lingo dog, Cruella de
Ville ass dog, and you're gonna be like, oh.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
You know dog. The Damatians they don't like kids.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Good, that's this person is not a kid. You know
my nigh Okay, you saw her neighbor getting Oh oh,
my neighbor was getting face fucked. Okay, yes, in the window.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Oh. And she was holding her like hand on the
on the window and I.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Was like, get off of her, like I was yelling
because I was like, this doesn't look fun.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Now how close is this neighbor to you? I crossed
the way like in the back of the apartment, not
the front. Got it.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Yeah, So so you standing there you see it start
or you just look up and you see it.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
I saw it, and then I'm on the phone and
then I get to the window. And now I got
the phone to the window because I'm whoever I'm on
the phone with, I'm showing them right, because did I
go to jail for this? No, okay, I need somebody else?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Well why are they? I wasn't recording and I was
just like showing so why would you how would you
go to jail. Okay, I won't tell them. I just
want to make sure this is because you know.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Anyway, So he was going hard, so I notice is
a ye, this is a yn It was a YNN
for sure. It looked like you know, he he looked
like he had one of them bird chests.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Like I could see it was.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
A younger dude because I don't see like grown men
doing that.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
But also I don't see men now.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
I got a breakdown the other day, like a y
N is like fourteen to twenty four or like eighteen
to twenty four or something like that.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Oh, twenty five. No, this person was like twenty six,
twenty seven. That's a big bro, okay, big bros. Twenty
six to thirty.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Four okay, and then what's next and then thirty four
to forty is unk?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah, and then after unk is og, after o G
is elders. Okay, Well, so he was a he was
a big bro.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
He was a big bro. Yeah, he's a big bro.
But the girl was wearing like an Overnight T shirt.
So that also made me think that this was like
a younger.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Du over ninety, Like she was sleeping in one of
his tees and then she pulled her panties down, and.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I was like, you was watching all of this, honey,
what I don't really have curtains.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Yes, I'm watching. You also don't have Netflix. What's up?

Speaker 2 (57:28):
You're saying? You?

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Are you? You?

Speaker 1 (57:30):
The guy from you?

Speaker 2 (57:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
I am not you. You take that back? Well, you
take it back. You you something? I'm not.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
It's just they're by the window. Now they are they
a floor below you, same floor as you, or floor
above same floor as me? Oh, so you can really
see everything everything? You really watched this lady's and got
panties off under.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
She was wearing fushia colored panties.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
She pulled the savage one and then I was like,
oh my god, Like I was.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
My window was open. I was like, she's sucking at
his death.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
And then I think he heard. I think their window
was open, so he closed his blinds. So you lost
your blessing. Yeah, I truly I would want to watch.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Just you didn't want to watch you being loud about it.
Oh you know I can't stop. Could you hear them?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
No, they could hear you?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Damn yeah, girl. You know he had her pressed against
that wind.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
She her hands was to the windows all literally AnyWho
we did another soul? We did it, friend, it was
all up and down and in between.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
And did you do did you take an edible?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
No? Okay, your eyes are just low. I'm hungry, I'm tired,
you're well. I do feel like I took one, but
I I did not.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Your eyes are this is you right now? Yeah? Girl, Mess.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Mess Yeah, okay, keep sending us your messages.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Uh, reviews good and bad.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Well, if you want to have sex near either of
our buildings, keep hooking up near a window.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Get that breeze, get that breeze on your book crack.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
All right, this has been an amazing episode of Mess.
Solo solo solo dolo solo do app shout out to
you for baby, We love you. I hope you have
love of your life and food and your fridge because
it's obviously you missing that right now.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
But we hope all things work out for you in Christ.
We trust Amen Amen. Bye.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production
by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast, created
and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced
by Olivia Aguilar and hans Soni, super produced by Beca Ramos,
edited a mixed by Brian Jeffries. If you would like
your messages read on air, please email us at mess

(59:52):
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Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
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