June 5, 2025 • 32 mins
In this lively conversation, Minnesota Tim and Tony explore a range of humorous topics, from the absurdity of ducks and their mating habits to the celebrity culture surrounding figures like Magic Johnson. They share laughs over the quirks of animal behavior, and reflect on their personal lives and podcast recommendations. The dialogue is filled with playful banter and insightful commentary, making for an entertaining and engaging experience. Tim and Tony explore the humorous aspects of family life, parenting, and the absurdities of aging. They share laughs about attending a Vikings game with a pregnant wife, delve into the complexities of relationships, and navigate the fine line of comedy when discussing sensitive topics. The dialogue is filled with playful banter, personal anecdotes, and a light-hearted approach to serious subjects, making for an entertaining and relatable discussion.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome into the show where it one. I've just been
due for some laughs, so I call in the laughing
medicine the lefty. So you're not a left handed picture.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
If I was a left handed picture, I would not
be I would not be in a Cone.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Texas just because you're a left handed picture. You think
you're good. Yeah, that's what I just said. But if
there was a laughing medicine that was out there for
people to have, I do not take too many side
(01:02):
effects include you may piss your pants.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Talking about your talk constantly.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
End up in the most imaginary places. Your balls can
become anything and everything.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
If your balls haven't been an outer space, please contact
a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If your balls have not been pretend umpires, referees, ballplayers,
then it's not working.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
If your balls did not toe tap like Santonio Holmes
in the Super Bowl, please contact a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh man, how are you celebrating lgbt Q plus L
I R M L people. I thought you would come
on with the like a rainbow beard.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Rainbow beard.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Now the way that I celebrate is uh, I can't
change the effects while I'm recorded.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I was gonna put your background back up behind me
and then pretend to have it a mouth, put your
put my put my winger in it, in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So well, we know the medicine's working for you.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I'm about to od on it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I wanted to play a video. Oh and uh, I
wanted to play this just to spark the emotions. I
also wanted to talk about ducks today, Ducks the animal,
ducks and madd in twenty six where my mind went
Tae Kwon Barkley the cover. Let's talk about this first
(02:50):
in an elevator. Yeah, different women have different fantasies. I
wanted to make sure they reached their fantasy.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
In office, people next door, in the boardroom. You know,
there's always a look about a woman that you can
tell something about to happened.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Sex with several women at the same time. Yeah, Like
I said, women have different fantasies.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I want to be with two or three at a time.
Now one time I had six at one time six women.
Six women is that's that's that's the money. So there's
(03:50):
a couple of funny things. One and this isn't something new.
This is not like the original thought. But the fact
that his name is Magic Johnson and that's his name
might be the greatest name associated with the man that's
ever existed.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, just considering what he just talked about there, Yeah,
that's a that's pretty.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Good question is how do you have it with six
different people at once?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
There's something in every hole, their holes, your whole.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But do you think it's more so like some of
the women are just fiddling with each other and he's
just sitting by watching like he can't be filing with
everyone at the same time.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Fiddler on the roof. I like how you use in
this scenario.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You use words from like the nineteen fifties, like you're
working on a truck, you're old forward.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Sitting out back. I'm just fiddling with the motor jack
right there.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Oh yeah, okay, just.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Wom will just fiddle with each other here dracking all. Yeah,
I have zero idea.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I barely have enough standama for one for my wife,
let alone even just thinking about six.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
He's definitely doing some blue shoes or something. He's definitely
got some enhancers for sure.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
That video where he says, yeah, six different women and
then the first clip is that was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah that was not mean that made that sid that
online the other day. You don't make that what's up.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You didn't make that.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
No, I didn't make it the Magic Johnson story. I
love how. Kendrick Perkins a few weeks ago, on first Take,
he's talking about Anthony Edwards and he said, in order
for Anthony Edwards to make the next step, he needs
to become a family man. He needs to get married
like Magic Johnson and Kobe Bryant did Tequila O neeal.
(05:56):
That starts listing up all of these guys.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Is possible.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Wait what Yeah, it's real, it's real. Ketrick Berkin's on
first Take that Anthony Edwards needs to get married in
order to take his game to the next level, because
that's what all the superstars did.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
So here's.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Here's the and then he apologized the next day.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Do you watch those shows? No, Okay, I don't. It's
it's crazy to me that, like Stephen A makes twenty
thirty forty million or whatever his contract is like a year. Yeah,
those those shows are.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Like insufferable to me. And maybe it's just I'm a
little bit older. It's past my generation of that kind
of thing, but.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I don't understand how those stay on.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Seriously, Yeah, and that is a that is a wild,
wild take and those are like the three worst examples.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Seriously, fam, it's gonna become a family man. Yeah, pretty funny.
The next topic I wanted to talk about were ducks,
the animal ducks. And this would be quick, but I
just want to hear your thoughts. The other day, I
was driving, just driving, just driving, and and uh, it's
(07:24):
coming home from the store and I see these ducks
run across the street and they're right in front of me.
And I didn't have to slow down because they cross
in front of me in time. But there's a little
mom duck, a little duckling, little baby duck, little baby chick.
I recall those things. Mom duck had sex, had a
baby duck. And uh, which is one of the most
(07:46):
funny things ever. You look about how animals have sex,
and it's pretty funny. Squirrels having sex. You look a
look it up. Really, you know what I'm curious now,
Ducks have a relatively short mating process where the male
(08:07):
mounts the female and extends his penis into her. This
is goring an AI overview.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I'm familiar with that process.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Ducks have large, flexible penises, Okay, that can be up
to twenty centimeters long, talked inside their bodies. Some say
that these large penises give males an advantage when forced
mating occurs. After mating, the pair may stay together, with
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the male often guarding the female until she lays eggs.
Some say that male mallards can gang up on female
mallards and force them to Mateither say that can be
disturbing and cartoonish. Ducks are quacking to attract males and
maintain bonds of their partners. Male ducks are often softer calls,
(09:01):
while females make it louder quacks to signal readiness or connection.
So basically, the male ducks impregnants, the female ducks guard
him until she l likes eggs, and then leaves.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Female ducks just strutting her big old duck.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
T ooh, steve, that quack got that.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Talk about the flying v.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quiet.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I'm gonna go show her about twenty centimeters.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Twenty centimes that's long, right, Like, what's twenty centimeters?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
That's less.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It's smaller than an inch, right, It's not like two
A centimeter is two inches? No?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Oh, ten centimeters is one inch?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh god, that's really tiny.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Speak for yourself.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
But anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You want to entertain yourself, just look about animals have
sex ducks. Why are they treated so much differently than
other animals. For example, when I saw a duck driving
the other day, a duck trick. When I was driving,
I saw a duck walking across the road. It goes
on to the other side of traffic. This car is
driving like forty miles an hour, slams on its brakes
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to avoid the death of the duck. Ducks own the
road more than any other person or animal that I've
ever seen. A squirrel once across the road and you
almost try to hit a duck. A duck runs across
the throat with his little duckling, and it's like, preserve
the duck. The duck cannot die. We must slamm on
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our brakes and halt traffic until the ten little ducklings
cross the road.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Cops throw out the spike tracks.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
You run.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
To preserve the life of the duck.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Your kid's not buckled in in the back seat. She
slidded at the windshield, but at least the duck.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
To leave the duck alive, It's like, I'm surprised it's
not a state lot or a national lot where if
you run over a duck that's like ten to fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I bet you In some states it is. I would imagine.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You might be familiar with this, But my dad is
a truck driver and he had always told me, like
with deer and stuff like that, when you're when they're
in a big rig, it's they say, don't slow down,
like if they're in and then you're more of a
danger if you try to break in a big rig
or something like that than.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Just well, it's so interesting is that these ducks are
so preserved by everybody. But at the same time, duck
hunting is a huge thing. You can't run over a
duck with your car, how dare you? But uh, duck
hunting every year is a big popular thing. So it's
(12:29):
just one of those weird idio sequencies with animals and ducks.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Minnesota, Tim, I know what idiosyncrasy means, but just for
everyone else, could you explain what idiosyncrasy means?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Well, idiosecreency. What it means is it's a word that
sounds like what it means, I'm not my hands are
tied behind my back.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
With the big titties.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
It's double d's.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Doubles weren't.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Idio secrecies. The definition of idio secrecies it is hard
to explain. It's when something happens, and it's kind of
an idiot definition, but it also makes sense, so it's
(13:34):
really an idiotsyncres. All right, now it's your definition, your turn.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I have zero idea what it means.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh you said, you said you know what it means.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, that's part of the joke I have. I have
zero idea how to define the word.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I kind of know how to use it in a sentence,
but I have zero If you asked me to define
the word, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
How to define it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Definition of idio secrecies, here were a mode of behavior,
a way of thought peculiar to an individual.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I was I was gonna say that. I was just
this close to saying the mode of behavior to peculiar
to individuals.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
How would you spell idio secrecies if you had to
spell it?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
E crack.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Wrong? I d hm.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Hm hmmm, I O T A C.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Wrong. Yeah, I struggled e ocns like a six. That's one.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
All right, I'll show you the I was a D student.
The wait I spelled it, which was wrong?
Speaker 7 (14:56):
I D I E oh C E n n c
I R S is there are four in there, but
the way you spell it is I D I O
S Y N C R A S I E S.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You lost me Mad in twenty six a kuon Barkley
your hurdles over someone's head with his wiener your thoughts?
Are you buying Mad in twenty six?
Speaker 8 (15:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I haven't bought a Madden game. I was really really
into Madden as a kid.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I was good.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I was I was good at Madden, your top of
game in your prime. I was like, yeah, that was
like my game.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
But wife, kids, I think the last one that I
bought was maybe seventeen or eighteen.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I don't even have whatever the current systems are. We've
got to switch.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Let the kids mainly use that for Mario and different
things like that, but now won't be buying it. But
I mean, it's cool to see him on it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Are you excited for the Madden curse to strike Philadelphia?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Never, there's no curse.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I saw some of the promotional stuff for it the
other day. The dude that he jumped over for on
the Jags is something. Jones, a quarterback cornerback for them,
and they had they had him in studio. I don't
know if it was actually him to like have Saquon
jump over for the cover shoot, but they had a
(16:30):
dude in a Jaguar's Jones jersey, and I was wondering
if they actually brought that guy, like the real Jones
the cornerback in to just be jumped over to then
be immortalized even more on the Madden cover, or if
they just used the stunt double.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I bet they just use the stunt double.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Order if he gets like residuals or anything, for like,
technically he's on the cover, like even though it's just
the top of his helmet and his head right akon.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Palm in it. Would you get jumped over for residuals? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Send me that chick.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It sounds like such a sexual word. Yeah, but do
you get jumped over for residuals? Steve oh Man, But
we got about four minutes left, looks like mm hm
the clock? Anything else you wanted to talk about? Mm hmm.
(17:37):
What's on your mind? What's going on in Tony's world?
Let's get into the life of Tony Oh just just.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
You know, been listening to the Bring Heaven Down podcast.
Congratulations on that. That's been good.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Talked about Pride Month yesterday.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
My kids really, my kids really enjoyed that as well.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Have you left a five star review?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Just been doing just been doing normal, normal life. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Have you left this five star review? You know I did,
but yeah, you present this felt I feel it. I
feel you. He said, you're gonna come to Minnesota in
August or September. Yeah, they'll come.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
Oh yeah, that's the plan. Gonna need you to pay
for airfare to get up there. Well, no, we'll probably
I don't know if well driver will fly out, but
that's the plan.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I was actually I was thinking, our entire house is
falling apart, so I don't know how much we might
be living in a tent when you get up here.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
You'll be in an RV.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I was actually thinking as I called you and was
talking to you about that, right when like the NFL
schedule came out and was released and the Eagles and
the Vikings play in Minnesota. But it's in October, and
that's when hut, you can cut this, yeah if you want.
But I was gonna say, your wife is your wife
is preggers, so I was thinking it might be cool
(18:58):
to go to like a Vikings game, all of us,
the families, we could tailgate, do all that kind of stuff.
But you know, if you got a nine and a
half month pregnant.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
White holder in honey, hold it egg and toss the
corn bag the corn whole bag, we gotta Vikings getting
to see. Do you think.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Blow the horn? So that's how she got pregnant?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
So that's how she got hit the pregnant? She blew
the horn?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Your cock?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Your cock is the horn.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Thanks man.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
While you're always baking about yourself like Ray when we're
going to the game, you're given birth.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
You're so selfish.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
I've got friends in from Texas and you're a regar
word about giving birth.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
It's our third kid. Who cares?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
What if we get that the fifty yeard, that'd be
pretty cool. You got you're on the headset commune getting
to me the quarterback.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I put this thing over my mouth. I'm gonna vaginal
birth coming, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Right there, give me the read catch the baby. Baby's black.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Palms it.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Our baby's black.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But actually, did you see that there's actually a true
fact that two white people can have a black baby. No, yeah,
I'm serious. No, yeah, I'm gonna looking up right now. Wrong,
make no mistakes. Sometimes it jumps every seven years. So
(20:56):
it's possible to either have a white child from a
black baby if there's white in the background, and it
is possible to have a black child from white appearance. No,
I read a story is just a cover up that
a guy like me fell for.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
It's like the Immaculate Conception.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
It's a classic. No one has sex with a black man,
has an affair? No, no, no, no, it can happen.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Okay, my great great great great granddaddy was white.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
What it's funny, Well at six thirty one, you had
a heart out. At six thirty you kept me pass
my time. Well, how much longer can we keep you? Bud?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I hear a wife stirring up there? I got a
couple more minutes. I like during that one episode where
we talked about the construction workers butt crack hanging out,
you were like, I gotta tell the story. My wife
can be late for work. I don't care. It's like
whoa calls him a mat.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I went up there at like six fifty nine and
she has to leave at seven. So there's plenty of time.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I still had to get the kids ready.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
A shower.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah we were good.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, well that was fun. Got our got our laughs
and a couple of laughs, and yeah, talking about ducks.
But it's seriously, like, why are Duck Street is so different?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I think it's about the humanity of it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You can just you know, I guess if it's your
you're going out and duck hunting, and that's uh, that's
one thing.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
But if you're just in your car mowing down dusts,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh we lost them. Oh you frozen, but we lost
it for a second, but you're back. What's that I
lost to you?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Whose connection? That is too? When you because you frozen,
Miam But apparently I just died freeze on your head?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He froze on my end. Yeah, I think it was you.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Whose internet sucks?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Here in Texas?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Texas got great internet.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I'm about five feet away from my router over here.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
How many gigs? How many gigs you got?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
No, what's your upload? Download? But I'll show you how
quick my upload is.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Quick.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I'm uploading like six seven hundred bud.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh you're talking about actually Internet spa, you're talking about
something else.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Oh no, that's like five megabits. I'm the keg Emits.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Hey, by the way, I finished this iHeart Radio test
during her show. She took it during Oh, there's two
lesson that's stupid.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Scenario. What scenario one?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Joe is hanging out with Barb for a couple of drinks. Oh,
Joe needs to decide whether or not he is going
to take an inside deal from Barb.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
He wants to be inside Barber.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Probably that's why they got drinks.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Get it, Joe.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Here's the answers. I'm just making this up. There there's
no scenario in this one, but there's been some scenarios
in the past. One. Should Joe take the deal from Barb?
Should Joe consult his manager first before contacting Barb? Joen
Joe slip bars h Should Joe slips some ruffie and
(24:50):
see what happens?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Joe's looking at Joe's looking to pull a Kobe Bryant
in Colorado situation.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Legend m I'll legend. Gotta be careful. I remember one
time I was too to my first show back in
Saint Cloud and I was like, hey, Kobe Bryant ripped
a woman. My brother texted me. He's like, dude, you
can't say that he was never actually convicted him, and
(25:41):
you gotta say allegedly. I'm like, whoops, good thing, no
one's listening. I had like a pull out panic attack,
like the five minutes after that's gonna get fired from
this show that I was doing for free. Anyways, that
goes my career.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
No fancy actually raped.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
National story small mark in local radio station in Saint Cloud,
Temparajka fired for skaing Kobe Bryant raped a woman without
saying allegedly. So then actually, after the show, I remember.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
This, you recorded a statement, Hey guys, just wanted to
hop on here real quick. Then address addressed the room surrounding.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Show for all of you one listeners.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Uh, for all my listeners out there.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Hey, hey, my brother who told me about sneak. That's
what I apologize. But actually I remember this. After the show,
I uploaded it as a podcast, and I was so
afraid that I was gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
So.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I randomly I recorded the one word allegedly classic jump
cut scenario or call me bright, allegedly sounded it didn't
sound smooth, and all sounded so weird. And wrong, but
(27:28):
I got it in there, so I saved my back.
Oh goodness, that's too good.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
That's funny. I never heard that story.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, it's a random one. I don't know how that
got brought up. I have another one too, one June eighteenth,
The data Privacy and security for everyone.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
We typically don't know where our conversations get to or
how we get to them. But yeah, we have the
laughs along the way.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
So where anything, so anything Joe and Barbara should do?
What should Joe do in this situation.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
This scenario, he's taking an undercovered deal.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Taking a numbercurved deal. She she talked to his manager
about he or she do it?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I think he should go look at the hot duck
outside of the big tases, go talk to her and
see what.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Okay, here's what you do? Whoa position?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You got a little talk without like a mail head
and walking around. The car comes right over.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
I'm walking here.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Car didn't care because it's a half dug half human.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
He flips them off. It's just a feather.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
His head comes out before the CPR. Feathers come out
of the kid's mouth. Oh god, all right, all right,
(29:28):
there was we climaxed. That's how we do these shows. Well,
it's six thirty eight, or about eight minutes past. Thanks, Tony.
I want to be in the doghouse later. Just go
upstairs and tell Amanda that your wife, that it's Tim
(29:49):
and Haley's anniversary. So we need to celebrate. That's all
we should do. We should have celebration for other people's anniversaries.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, we'll celebrate for him. Her and I will go
out to dinner.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Little quack quack hair, A little quack quack there, you're quack.
They are quack everywhere.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Quack quack men in Marge. What have you not been listening?
Have you not been listening this entire time?
Speaker 6 (30:18):
March?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
What's March?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
That's the fictional duck with the big taties that I've
given her a name?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
You really, I never heard that one? Just make that up?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Upset?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Are sure that March is in like a ninety year
old like living in a nursing home. Cramma, think about this.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Oh last, talk about just tickle my fancy fridges. I
never had the tusts about someone that can steak boobs
at ninety five years old just walking around. They're nursing
her with some massive honkers that haven't like fallen at all.
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You know, they're just like perfectly placed. No sag at all. No,
that's a crazy thought. No, I haven't thought about that before.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Noah, Noah, I'll be dead by then.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well I didn't say I had to be living in
that situation. I'm just saying he thought about a ninety
for year old woman that had to take breast implants.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
No, I haven't thought.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Oh yeah, all right, Well anyway, thank you what anyone?
Thank anyway? Thank you for watching and listening. Got the
dogs barking in the background. Everybody's yelling at me, Tony,
you have a good day, Bud John's watch anymore. You
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can do whatever you want. You can move the camera
all you want.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Not that
Speaker 3 (32:12):
By Marche
Welcome into the show where it one. I've just been
due for some laughs, so I call in the laughing
medicine the lefty. So you're not a left handed picture.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
If I was a left handed picture, I would not
be I would not be in a Cone.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Texas just because you're a left handed picture. You think
you're good. Yeah, that's what I just said. But if
there was a laughing medicine that was out there for
people to have, I do not take too many side
(01:02):
effects include you may piss your pants.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Talking about your talk constantly.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
End up in the most imaginary places. Your balls can
become anything and everything.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
If your balls haven't been an outer space, please contact
a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If your balls have not been pretend umpires, referees, ballplayers,
then it's not working.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
If your balls did not toe tap like Santonio Holmes
in the Super Bowl, please contact a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh man, how are you celebrating lgbt Q plus L
I R M L people. I thought you would come
on with the like a rainbow beard.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Rainbow beard.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Now the way that I celebrate is uh, I can't
change the effects while I'm recorded.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I was gonna put your background back up behind me
and then pretend to have it a mouth, put your
put my put my winger in it, in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So well, we know the medicine's working for you.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I'm about to od on it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I wanted to play a video. Oh and uh, I
wanted to play this just to spark the emotions. I
also wanted to talk about ducks today, Ducks the animal,
ducks and madd in twenty six where my mind went
Tae Kwon Barkley the cover. Let's talk about this first
(02:50):
in an elevator. Yeah, different women have different fantasies. I
wanted to make sure they reached their fantasy.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
In office, people next door, in the boardroom. You know,
there's always a look about a woman that you can
tell something about to happened.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Sex with several women at the same time. Yeah, Like
I said, women have different fantasies.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I want to be with two or three at a time.
Now one time I had six at one time six women.
Six women is that's that's that's the money. So there's
(03:50):
a couple of funny things. One and this isn't something new.
This is not like the original thought. But the fact
that his name is Magic Johnson and that's his name
might be the greatest name associated with the man that's
ever existed.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, just considering what he just talked about there, Yeah,
that's a that's pretty.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Good question is how do you have it with six
different people at once?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
There's something in every hole, their holes, your whole.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But do you think it's more so like some of
the women are just fiddling with each other and he's
just sitting by watching like he can't be filing with
everyone at the same time.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Fiddler on the roof. I like how you use in
this scenario.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You use words from like the nineteen fifties, like you're
working on a truck, you're old forward.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Sitting out back. I'm just fiddling with the motor jack
right there.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Oh yeah, okay, just.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Wom will just fiddle with each other here dracking all. Yeah,
I have zero idea.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I barely have enough standama for one for my wife,
let alone even just thinking about six.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
He's definitely doing some blue shoes or something. He's definitely
got some enhancers for sure.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
That video where he says, yeah, six different women and
then the first clip is that was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah that was not mean that made that sid that
online the other day. You don't make that what's up.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You didn't make that.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
No, I didn't make it the Magic Johnson story. I
love how. Kendrick Perkins a few weeks ago, on first Take,
he's talking about Anthony Edwards and he said, in order
for Anthony Edwards to make the next step, he needs
to become a family man. He needs to get married
like Magic Johnson and Kobe Bryant did Tequila O neeal.
(05:56):
That starts listing up all of these guys.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Is possible.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Wait what Yeah, it's real, it's real. Ketrick Berkin's on
first Take that Anthony Edwards needs to get married in
order to take his game to the next level, because
that's what all the superstars did.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
So here's.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Here's the and then he apologized the next day.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Do you watch those shows? No, Okay, I don't. It's
it's crazy to me that, like Stephen A makes twenty
thirty forty million or whatever his contract is like a year. Yeah,
those those shows are.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Like insufferable to me. And maybe it's just I'm a
little bit older. It's past my generation of that kind
of thing, but.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I don't understand how those stay on.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Seriously, Yeah, and that is a that is a wild,
wild take and those are like the three worst examples.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Seriously, fam, it's gonna become a family man. Yeah, pretty funny.
The next topic I wanted to talk about were ducks,
the animal ducks. And this would be quick, but I
just want to hear your thoughts. The other day, I
was driving, just driving, just driving, and and uh, it's
(07:24):
coming home from the store and I see these ducks
run across the street and they're right in front of me.
And I didn't have to slow down because they cross
in front of me in time. But there's a little
mom duck, a little duckling, little baby duck, little baby chick.
I recall those things. Mom duck had sex, had a
baby duck. And uh, which is one of the most
(07:46):
funny things ever. You look about how animals have sex,
and it's pretty funny. Squirrels having sex. You look a
look it up. Really, you know what I'm curious now,
Ducks have a relatively short mating process where the male
(08:07):
mounts the female and extends his penis into her. This
is goring an AI overview.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I'm familiar with that process.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Ducks have large, flexible penises, Okay, that can be up
to twenty centimeters long, talked inside their bodies. Some say
that these large penises give males an advantage when forced
mating occurs. After mating, the pair may stay together, with
(08:39):
the male often guarding the female until she lays eggs.
Some say that male mallards can gang up on female
mallards and force them to Mateither say that can be
disturbing and cartoonish. Ducks are quacking to attract males and
maintain bonds of their partners. Male ducks are often softer calls,
(09:01):
while females make it louder quacks to signal readiness or connection.
So basically, the male ducks impregnants, the female ducks guard
him until she l likes eggs, and then leaves.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Female ducks just strutting her big old duck.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
T ooh, steve, that quack got that.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Talk about the flying v.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quiet.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I'm gonna go show her about twenty centimeters.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Twenty centimes that's long, right, Like, what's twenty centimeters?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
That's less.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It's smaller than an inch, right, It's not like two
A centimeter is two inches? No?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Oh, ten centimeters is one inch?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh god, that's really tiny.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Speak for yourself.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
But anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You want to entertain yourself, just look about animals have
sex ducks. Why are they treated so much differently than
other animals. For example, when I saw a duck driving
the other day, a duck trick. When I was driving,
I saw a duck walking across the road. It goes
on to the other side of traffic. This car is
driving like forty miles an hour, slams on its brakes
(10:49):
to avoid the death of the duck. Ducks own the
road more than any other person or animal that I've
ever seen. A squirrel once across the road and you
almost try to hit a duck. A duck runs across
the throat with his little duckling, and it's like, preserve
the duck. The duck cannot die. We must slamm on
(11:11):
our brakes and halt traffic until the ten little ducklings
cross the road.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Cops throw out the spike tracks.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
You run.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
To preserve the life of the duck.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Your kid's not buckled in in the back seat. She
slidded at the windshield, but at least the duck.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
To leave the duck alive, It's like, I'm surprised it's
not a state lot or a national lot where if
you run over a duck that's like ten to fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I bet you In some states it is. I would imagine.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You might be familiar with this, But my dad is
a truck driver and he had always told me, like
with deer and stuff like that, when you're when they're
in a big rig, it's they say, don't slow down,
like if they're in and then you're more of a
danger if you try to break in a big rig
or something like that than.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Just well, it's so interesting is that these ducks are
so preserved by everybody. But at the same time, duck
hunting is a huge thing. You can't run over a
duck with your car, how dare you? But uh, duck
hunting every year is a big popular thing. So it's
(12:29):
just one of those weird idio sequencies with animals and ducks.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Minnesota, Tim, I know what idiosyncrasy means, but just for
everyone else, could you explain what idiosyncrasy means?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Well, idiosecreency. What it means is it's a word that
sounds like what it means, I'm not my hands are
tied behind my back.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
With the big titties.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
It's double d's.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Doubles weren't.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Idio secrecies. The definition of idio secrecies it is hard
to explain. It's when something happens, and it's kind of
an idiot definition, but it also makes sense, so it's
(13:34):
really an idiotsyncres. All right, now it's your definition, your turn.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I have zero idea what it means.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh you said, you said you know what it means.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, that's part of the joke I have. I have
zero idea how to define the word.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I kind of know how to use it in a sentence,
but I have zero If you asked me to define
the word, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
How to define it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Definition of idio secrecies, here were a mode of behavior,
a way of thought peculiar to an individual.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I was I was gonna say that. I was just
this close to saying the mode of behavior to peculiar
to individuals.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
How would you spell idio secrecies if you had to
spell it?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
E crack.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Wrong? I d hm.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Hm hmmm, I O T A C.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Wrong. Yeah, I struggled e ocns like a six. That's one.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
All right, I'll show you the I was a D student.
The wait I spelled it, which was wrong?
Speaker 7 (14:56):
I D I E oh C E n n c
I R S is there are four in there, but
the way you spell it is I D I O
S Y N C R A S I E S.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You lost me Mad in twenty six a kuon Barkley
your hurdles over someone's head with his wiener your thoughts?
Are you buying Mad in twenty six?
Speaker 8 (15:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I haven't bought a Madden game. I was really really
into Madden as a kid.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I was good.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I was I was good at Madden, your top of
game in your prime. I was like, yeah, that was
like my game.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
But wife, kids, I think the last one that I
bought was maybe seventeen or eighteen.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I don't even have whatever the current systems are. We've
got to switch.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Let the kids mainly use that for Mario and different
things like that, but now won't be buying it. But
I mean, it's cool to see him on it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Are you excited for the Madden curse to strike Philadelphia?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Never, there's no curse.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I saw some of the promotional stuff for it the
other day. The dude that he jumped over for on
the Jags is something. Jones, a quarterback cornerback for them,
and they had they had him in studio. I don't
know if it was actually him to like have Saquon
jump over for the cover shoot, but they had a
(16:30):
dude in a Jaguar's Jones jersey, and I was wondering
if they actually brought that guy, like the real Jones
the cornerback in to just be jumped over to then
be immortalized even more on the Madden cover, or if
they just used the stunt double.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I bet they just use the stunt double.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Order if he gets like residuals or anything, for like,
technically he's on the cover, like even though it's just
the top of his helmet and his head right akon.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Palm in it. Would you get jumped over for residuals? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Send me that chick.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It sounds like such a sexual word. Yeah, but do
you get jumped over for residuals? Steve oh Man, But
we got about four minutes left, looks like mm hm
the clock? Anything else you wanted to talk about? Mm hmm.
(17:37):
What's on your mind? What's going on in Tony's world?
Let's get into the life of Tony Oh just just.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
You know, been listening to the Bring Heaven Down podcast.
Congratulations on that. That's been good.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Talked about Pride Month yesterday.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
My kids really, my kids really enjoyed that as well.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Have you left a five star review?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Just been doing just been doing normal, normal life. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Have you left this five star review? You know I did,
but yeah, you present this felt I feel it. I
feel you. He said, you're gonna come to Minnesota in
August or September. Yeah, they'll come.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
Oh yeah, that's the plan. Gonna need you to pay
for airfare to get up there. Well, no, we'll probably
I don't know if well driver will fly out, but
that's the plan.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I was actually I was thinking, our entire house is
falling apart, so I don't know how much we might
be living in a tent when you get up here.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
You'll be in an RV.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I was actually thinking as I called you and was
talking to you about that, right when like the NFL
schedule came out and was released and the Eagles and
the Vikings play in Minnesota. But it's in October, and
that's when hut, you can cut this, yeah if you want.
But I was gonna say, your wife is your wife
is preggers, so I was thinking it might be cool
(18:58):
to go to like a Vikings game, all of us,
the families, we could tailgate, do all that kind of stuff.
But you know, if you got a nine and a
half month pregnant.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
White holder in honey, hold it egg and toss the
corn bag the corn whole bag, we gotta Vikings getting
to see. Do you think.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Blow the horn? So that's how she got pregnant?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
So that's how she got hit the pregnant? She blew
the horn?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Your cock?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Your cock is the horn.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Thanks man.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
While you're always baking about yourself like Ray when we're
going to the game, you're given birth.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
You're so selfish.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
I've got friends in from Texas and you're a regar
word about giving birth.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
It's our third kid. Who cares?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
What if we get that the fifty yeard, that'd be
pretty cool. You got you're on the headset commune getting
to me the quarterback.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I put this thing over my mouth. I'm gonna vaginal
birth coming, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Right there, give me the read catch the baby. Baby's black.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Palms it.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Our baby's black.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But actually, did you see that there's actually a true
fact that two white people can have a black baby. No, yeah,
I'm serious. No, yeah, I'm gonna looking up right now. Wrong,
make no mistakes. Sometimes it jumps every seven years. So
(20:56):
it's possible to either have a white child from a
black baby if there's white in the background, and it
is possible to have a black child from white appearance. No,
I read a story is just a cover up that
a guy like me fell for.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
It's like the Immaculate Conception.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
It's a classic. No one has sex with a black man,
has an affair? No, no, no, no, it can happen.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Okay, my great great great great granddaddy was white.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
What it's funny, Well at six thirty one, you had
a heart out. At six thirty you kept me pass
my time. Well, how much longer can we keep you? Bud?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I hear a wife stirring up there? I got a
couple more minutes. I like during that one episode where
we talked about the construction workers butt crack hanging out,
you were like, I gotta tell the story. My wife
can be late for work. I don't care. It's like
whoa calls him a mat.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I went up there at like six fifty nine and
she has to leave at seven. So there's plenty of time.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I still had to get the kids ready.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
A shower.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah we were good.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, well that was fun. Got our got our laughs
and a couple of laughs, and yeah, talking about ducks.
But it's seriously, like, why are Duck Street is so different?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I think it's about the humanity of it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You can just you know, I guess if it's your
you're going out and duck hunting, and that's uh, that's
one thing.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
But if you're just in your car mowing down dusts,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh we lost them. Oh you frozen, but we lost
it for a second, but you're back. What's that I
lost to you?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Whose connection? That is too? When you because you frozen,
Miam But apparently I just died freeze on your head?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He froze on my end. Yeah, I think it was you.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Whose internet sucks?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Here in Texas?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Texas got great internet.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I'm about five feet away from my router over here.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
How many gigs? How many gigs you got?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
No, what's your upload? Download? But I'll show you how
quick my upload is.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Quick.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I'm uploading like six seven hundred bud.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh you're talking about actually Internet spa, you're talking about
something else.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Oh no, that's like five megabits. I'm the keg Emits.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Hey, by the way, I finished this iHeart Radio test
during her show. She took it during Oh, there's two
lesson that's stupid.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Scenario. What scenario one?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Joe is hanging out with Barb for a couple of drinks. Oh,
Joe needs to decide whether or not he is going
to take an inside deal from Barb.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
He wants to be inside Barber.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Probably that's why they got drinks.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Get it, Joe.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Here's the answers. I'm just making this up. There there's
no scenario in this one, but there's been some scenarios
in the past. One. Should Joe take the deal from Barb?
Should Joe consult his manager first before contacting Barb? Joen
Joe slip bars h Should Joe slips some ruffie and
(24:50):
see what happens?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Joe's looking at Joe's looking to pull a Kobe Bryant
in Colorado situation.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Legend m I'll legend. Gotta be careful. I remember one
time I was too to my first show back in
Saint Cloud and I was like, hey, Kobe Bryant ripped
a woman. My brother texted me. He's like, dude, you
can't say that he was never actually convicted him, and
(25:41):
you gotta say allegedly. I'm like, whoops, good thing, no
one's listening. I had like a pull out panic attack,
like the five minutes after that's gonna get fired from
this show that I was doing for free. Anyways, that
goes my career.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
No fancy actually raped.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
National story small mark in local radio station in Saint Cloud,
Temparajka fired for skaing Kobe Bryant raped a woman without
saying allegedly. So then actually, after the show, I remember.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
This, you recorded a statement, Hey guys, just wanted to
hop on here real quick. Then address addressed the room surrounding.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Show for all of you one listeners.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Uh, for all my listeners out there.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Hey, hey, my brother who told me about sneak. That's
what I apologize. But actually I remember this. After the show,
I uploaded it as a podcast, and I was so
afraid that I was gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
So.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I randomly I recorded the one word allegedly classic jump
cut scenario or call me bright, allegedly sounded it didn't
sound smooth, and all sounded so weird. And wrong, but
(27:28):
I got it in there, so I saved my back.
Oh goodness, that's too good.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
That's funny. I never heard that story.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, it's a random one. I don't know how that
got brought up. I have another one too, one June eighteenth,
The data Privacy and security for everyone.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
We typically don't know where our conversations get to or
how we get to them. But yeah, we have the
laughs along the way.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
So where anything, so anything Joe and Barbara should do?
What should Joe do in this situation.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
This scenario, he's taking an undercovered deal.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Taking a numbercurved deal. She she talked to his manager
about he or she do it?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I think he should go look at the hot duck
outside of the big tases, go talk to her and
see what.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Okay, here's what you do? Whoa position?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You got a little talk without like a mail head
and walking around. The car comes right over.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
I'm walking here.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Car didn't care because it's a half dug half human.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
He flips them off. It's just a feather.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
His head comes out before the CPR. Feathers come out
of the kid's mouth. Oh god, all right, all right,
(29:28):
there was we climaxed. That's how we do these shows. Well,
it's six thirty eight, or about eight minutes past. Thanks, Tony.
I want to be in the doghouse later. Just go
upstairs and tell Amanda that your wife, that it's Tim
(29:49):
and Haley's anniversary. So we need to celebrate. That's all
we should do. We should have celebration for other people's anniversaries.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, we'll celebrate for him. Her and I will go
out to dinner.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Little quack quack hair, A little quack quack there, you're quack.
They are quack everywhere.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Quack quack men in Marge. What have you not been listening?
Have you not been listening this entire time?
Speaker 6 (30:18):
March?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
What's March?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
That's the fictional duck with the big taties that I've
given her a name?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
You really, I never heard that one? Just make that up?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Upset?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Are sure that March is in like a ninety year
old like living in a nursing home. Cramma, think about this.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Oh last, talk about just tickle my fancy fridges. I
never had the tusts about someone that can steak boobs
at ninety five years old just walking around. They're nursing
her with some massive honkers that haven't like fallen at all.
(31:07):
You know, they're just like perfectly placed. No sag at all. No,
that's a crazy thought. No, I haven't thought about that before.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Noah, Noah, I'll be dead by then.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well I didn't say I had to be living in
that situation. I'm just saying he thought about a ninety
for year old woman that had to take breast implants.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
No, I haven't thought.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Oh yeah, all right, Well anyway, thank you what anyone?
Thank anyway? Thank you for watching and listening. Got the
dogs barking in the background. Everybody's yelling at me, Tony,
you have a good day, Bud John's watch anymore. You
(32:01):
can do whatever you want. You can move the camera
all you want.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Not that
Speaker 3 (32:12):
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