March 25, 2025 • 38 mins
We decided to have a little fun today and turn the tables on Tori asking her the internets top podcast questions for guests. We pulled quick fire, dark and creepy, and light hearted questions to see if they actually work to get guests talking.
Find out how a Ouija board session still remains a MissTori till this day, how creating a savory ice cream flavor can be a MisStep, and the one thing Tori would leave in her past, that filled her with MissDoubt. These questions definitely helped us to get to know our MISSPELLING a lot more.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. Oh I'm so excited.
Just just surprise me.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Okay, let's start with quickfire. Okay, off for your tea,
neither coffee, early bird or night Owl?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Night out?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Dogs are cats?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Dogs?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
One thing you can't live without?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Do I have to say my children?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You have to say your children? Out beside your children?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Okay. One thing I can't live without? Oh? Uh, my converse.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What's your go to comfort? Finn lasagna summer or winter?
Mm hmm, summer sweet or savory?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Savory?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
What's one song you have to sing along to?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh? I get knocked down and I get up again.
You know what I'm saying? Do you think? And I'm
never gonna no?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh my no oh that's so nineties on point.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Brand brand for me, City Lane, you guys, I keep
getting back up. Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
City Life for countryside.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
A blend. I mean I like the city life, obviously,
I'm a city girl, but I love the country life
because I love my farm animals.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So so the Burbs is a blend? Is the Burbs
a blend?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
The Burbs? Oh my gosh? Did you ever see that
movie The Burbs? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Tom Hanks obviously, Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
My god, you have Okay, that's one of like I
like movies that are so random. But I always say
to the people to the people, always say to people,
have you seen the Burbs? And they're like, no, what's that?
I'm like, Oh my gosh, Tom Hanks's movie Classic, God,
that movie's so good. That was good.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What's your favorite relaxed after a long day.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't relax. Oh my gosh. My favorite way to relax.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, we know it's not a bath.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't get time to relax. That's really sad. I
need I need to find time to relax. My favorite
way to relax I guess just watching like reality TV.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's such a good way to relax. All Right, those
were the top ten quick fire questions.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Let's dive into what is the worst fears, dark scenarios,
things that'll keep you up at night?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Bring it on, yeah, unsettling scenarios and fears perfect. What's
the most unsettling dream you've ever had and what do
you think it might symbolize?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Unsettling? I don't really dream. And I know they say
everybody dreams every single night, we just don't remember them.
But I don't often remember my dreams. But growing uh
so growing up. I had this recurring dream for years
and it was in our old house, so not the Manor,
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not the house everyone thinks I grew up in. It
was the mcmanor, down the block. And it was a
dream that I got up from my bedroom and I
was crossing this little hall to go to my parents'
bedroom to get them, and our staircase is right there,
and as I'm going, Frankenstein jumps out and he grabs
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me and he throws me over the staircase and I'm falling, falling, falling,
and right as I land, I wake up. I had
this dream for years. What does it mean?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I don't know. You're falling down and then you get up.
That's where you would live, That's what I would say.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yep, I get back up again. You're never gonna keep down. Yeah,
I don't know why I was Frankenstein though. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Anyway, if you could have revenge, what would it be
and how would you execute it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No? But you know, I'm a lover, not a fighter,
And I don't believe in revenge because I believe in karma.
I don't believe in revenge. Oh no, I wouldn't do it. Oh,
Revenge of the Nerds, though it was such a good movie.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
The creepiest and most disturbing thing you've ever found or
seen in?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh no where in a.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Paranormal way, So like, what is the creepiest or most
disturbing thing you've ever found or seen in? Like where
you were like, this could be a ghost or a
spirit or something.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I mean, I think I used to do Ouiji board
with my friends, and I did have one experience when
I was eight years old and I was in our
breakfast room and my friend Damon and I were playing
and the board we kept going you know when you
can do it and you're asking questions and spelling out things,
but then you can go to goodbye at the end.
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And we were asking this alleged spirit some questions and
it kept going to goodbye like ending, ending, and we
were like, no, no, no, we have another question. And then
I'm not kidding. The board and the little thing you
move around what's that called the you know, lifted off
to the table and flew across the room and hit
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the wall. Stop it swear. So it wasn't like my
friend was like, oh, look I'm doing it, Like we
were both there and we were both like what And
of course we told our parents and they didn't believe us.
But it happened, and I didn't do the Luigi board
ever again for at least four or five years, and
(06:03):
I started again. We have a Ouigi board now, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
They're creepy.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Kids bring it out when they have friends over. It's
like shock value. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
What's crazy to me is that Ouiji boards are sold
in children's like toy stores.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But isn't that toy.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's a it's a toy, but like you can really
conjure up like the other side.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Why does a feather stiff as a board? You never know?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I love that game. I never found that game to
work though, But gosh after watching The Craft, that movie
was yeah about the cult and the teens, and yeah,
all my friends and I played that and we never
got anyone to like rise though, did you? No?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Never? Never? Ever? But the Craft is like that's these
movies right there, Yeah, on the top of the list.
If you could erase one thing from your memory, would
it be?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And why I could erase one thing from my memory?
What would it be? And why see it? Like I'm
a good game player, Like I just restated the question
so that I could stall it's a good chess movement.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I would geometry because I need space for other things.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I would erase probably I don't even know what it is,
but the first human that put it into my head
that I wasn't good enough, I would erase that notion
because then I feel like my life would have been
a whole different journey. Like that, self doubt has stayed
in my brain forever, and you know, it could have
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been from anything. I don't know if it started during
like childhood or nine o two one zero and hearing
like fans be like, oh, she can't act, she's just
on the show because of her dad. But like all
of that, self doubt has just like lingered in my soul,
my whole life, and so I never, like Ruthanne will
tell you, but just the other day, what did you
say to me yesterday that I always doubt myself? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Pretty much, because yeah, that you always deliver and it's
unfortunate you're the only person who doesn't seem to recognize that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah mm.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
If you could live in a world with no rules,
what would you do well?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I currently live in it. It's my own existence. It's
I like breaking rules, but all like real rules, just
like being rebellious a world. Sorry I didn't listen to you.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Sorry, I said, if you could live in a world
with no rules, what would be the one rule you'd
be excited to break?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Like what constitutes a rule? Though? I mean like it's
an judge, Like it's not unjudged. It's just like judgmental rules.
It's not like you know what I don't like. I
really don't like the notion that is it? What is
the old saying? Like after forty I think like a
woman can't you know, shouldn't wear red lipstick? Or I
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think there's an age they put on it historically, Like
I hate those rules, like because of your age, you
can't wear certain things, you can't do make up a
certain way, you can't have long hair at certain age.
You I don't know. I just believe, like for me,
fashion is in my soul, So whatever speaks to me,
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and I kind of go all over the place throughout
different eras and decades and different trends vintage to current,
and so I hate being told like, oh, you're too
old to be dressing that way, it's like, but that's
what my soul wants to do right now. And I
love fashion and appreciate it and if it's currently and
I want to dress that way and I feel good
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in it, like I should be able to. So yeah,
fashion rules broken by misspelling.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Let's move to some funny and lighthearted ones because I'm
excited to hear your answer on this question because I
think it's gonna be funny. If you were a flavor
of ice cream, what would you be called and what
would be your main ingredient?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Ooh, meat e tea. We know we can. I do
a meat ice cream.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I mean it's your flavor. You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I really like meat. Sorry, I'm a meat and potatoes
kind of girl. So and I like savory not sweet.
So oh I love sour things too. I think i'd
have to. I don't know if there's a way to
make like a savory you had a hint of sweet
like ice cream. I would like to do that and
(11:04):
have like, yeah, I don't know, that was grossweet.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, you make it sound like it's gonna be like
a Shepherd's pie with sweet potato ice cream.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I mean, you had me there till you said sweet potato.
I was all for it. Well that was the sweet
off with some frozen peas nine not two. No, Donna
Martin was famous for eating ice cream and popcorn. That
was like her thing and that like fans to this
day are still like, I eat ice cream and popcorn
because of you. Do you really eat it? I'm like nope.
(11:37):
They thought for sure that must have been like a
personal thing so that the writers incorporated it into the
dialogue for Donna, but it wasn't. So I don't know
who created that. But okay, wait, I'm a puns girl,
so I got to be able to think of something
with my name in it.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Meat e tea was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
And I meant it like yeah, and I'll stand by
my meat ice cream. So there's thirty one flavors. There's
more than that now, right, something for everyone.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
What's the weirdest childhood nickname that you've ever received and
is there a story behind it?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean, my childhood nickname was Toto because when I
was little, I couldn't say my name, so I said
to Toe, So my dad just always called me Tote.
But when I tell people that, they're like, like the
band Toto I'm like no, and then it gets worse.
Or the dog from Wizard of Oz. I'm like, no,
(12:41):
that's Toto. My nickname is Tote, but yeah, I don't know.
I still love that name. My mom still calls me that.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Oh that's so sweet. If you could create a holiday,
what would it because and how would you celebrate it.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm over holidays having I was like the holiday girl,
like I love to decorate, I love to cook, I
love to bake, like holidays are super important to me.
But with five kids, like oh the wear and tear,
I would like it to be like an on a holiday,
(13:23):
not silly. I can think of a good holiday. What
holiday would I like? It would be don't call me
Mom day. I'm really grateful to be mom, but like
it would be nice if there's one day where you
don't hear mom, Mom. I have a question. I need something.
(13:47):
I need that, Like, I guess that's Mother's Day. But
Mother's Day is all about my kids for me, Like
I'm not the mom that is like, oh, I want
my partner or my ex to like take the kids
for the day and I'm going to go get a
massage and spend the day, you know, zoning out like
I'm like, no, no, no, I want to be with my kids.
So I end up just doing whatever they think i'd
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want to do, which I don't really know what I
want to do because I have no me time. So
so yeah, don't call me mom day. You get the
whole day off. Everyone's taken care of, but they're still
around you because I don't want to be without them.
But they can't say my name, which is mom, and
they can't ask me for anything. They can all be there.
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I think every mom will concur with this day.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I agree, what fictional world would you want to live
in for a month and how would you spend your
time there?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Ooh, I've always wanted to live in the twenties. I
think I would have fit in the twenties mostly for fashion,
but and my big eyes would have been appreciated then,
and then I could have done black and white films
and I feel like my big eyes would have really
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popped on screen, and oh my gosh, yeah, I could
have had a whole different career. Definitely the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I feel like living in the Great Gatsby, Yes, yeah,
but a version where like girls run the world because
I feel like nineteen twenties you were either one or
there were two types of women, you know, like the
rebellious women, like the flappers, like were the not good
girls and they drink and they were sassy and like,
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so I would not I wouldn't want to be.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Like a housewife in the fifties. I'd want to be
a girl in the nineteen twenties that like could do
everything without being labeled a bad girl.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What's the funniest joke you know?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Okay, so little known fact. I actually hate jokes. I'm
really not a joke person. And people are like, oh,
I have this joke, or they could get books of
like jokes, and like I feel like that's a thing
like dad jokes, and it's like there's never like mom
jokes because I feel like that's more of like a
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male thing. Men are always like, listen to this joke,
and You're like, Okay, I just don't love jokes. I
don't like listening to them sitting there nervous for the person.
Are they going to deliver the punchline? And am I
gonna laugh or fake laugh? I just want to end,
and they're going slowly trying to get to the punchline,
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and yeah, I used to. When I was younger, I
used to go to comedy shows with I had a
friend and one of his best friends was the stand
up comedian and this is I was like in my
early twenties. And he would be like, Okay, let's go
see her perform. And I always felt so much pressure.
And he would always have like a good table or
a good seat up close, and I'd be like so
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much pressure watching all these comedians because I want to laugh,
Like that's my for them, right, I mean, I guess not.
They're there to entertain people. I felt like I was
there to accept their entertainment. So I developed this thing
where I would just sit there and make the motion
of laughing, but I wouldn't physically laugh, so I wouldn't
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exert any energy. So I would just and they couldn't hear,
so I would just be like, no, but no sound,
So yeah, that saves you energy wise. Anyway, I hate jokes, so.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
For people who couldn't see that, I'm just gonna let
them know that you were just giggling and planting.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, just gets you don't exert like an actual like sound,
No sound emanates through your body. You I feel like
you preserve your energy better, but you make the motion
of your mouth opening to laugh without doing it.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's a choice, it's a choice. I think it's really funny.
They also say here that you need to be answering
questions as a host toy to engage your listener. So,
thinking about what we talked about today, one of the
questions is, how can your listeners apply what has been
discussed today on the show?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Wow? How can how can they answer.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Supposed to be answering every time? Because I feel like
we're losing that battle.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
What can they apply from this? God, don't listen to me.
I mean listen to me, but don't listen to me.
Right that it's okay to be weird. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, it's okay to be weird, and it's okay to
be yourself and it's okay too.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It's okay at a comedy show not to laugh out
loud if you don't think it's funny, but do move
your mouth so they don't single out you.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Can you be friends with people who don't usually share
your same ideas or values?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Of course? I mean yeah, we had a career of it.
It's like, yeah, of course, I mean, it's always better
to find your people that creative, especially like you have
a creative brain, I think to find those people that
get that on that level. And also I think it's
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important that you find people that are like minded. When
it comes to kindness, I think people that actually really care.
But I think socially and work wise, you can be
friendly with people that don't have your exact ideas and
creative instincts.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, we talked about the ice cream and the popcorn,
but that was so Donna Martin. So what's the strangest
food combination that you enjoy the others tend to find
super odd?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh, I have a one favorite like go to like
midnight snack, and it's cottage cheese, peanut butter and apple sauce.
And whenever I tell people this, they're like what, But
I'm like, it's soothing, it's comforting, it's ego a little
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sweet and then savory because you get the salty from
the peanut butter, creaminess from the cottage cheese, and then
like the refreshing from the apple sauce. So so yeah,
I do a scoop of cottage cheese in a bowl
and then a scoop of peanut butter, and then I
take the squeezy packet of apple sauce and squeeze one
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packet in and I mix it all up and eat it.
It's really good. Some flower butters get in there too. Yeah. Wait,
do you think it's weird or not a weird combo?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I think like all three of those things individually in
my mind, I would never thought of putting them together.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
It's really tasty, like my mouth watering right now.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah, I'd be willing to try it for sure. But
because like I also like cottage cheese with pineapples as
my late night snack.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm just a big fan of cottage cheese. Like I
really really amazing cottage cheese. Do you ever eat it with?
Just like I'm a big fan of Lauri's seasoning salt.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
My god, yes, just saw on it.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, just salt, little crack pepper. But Larry's seasoning salt
is like my miracle seasoning for anything. I like, literally
put in everything I've been eating since I was a kid,
So like that's like my magic.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Take the little balls and like put them on your
tongue and press them against the top of your roof
for your mouth and like the balls, little cottage cheese balls,
because they're all like little balls. And then I'll like,
not that I do this because that would be weird,
but like I put it on your tongue and then
you push it to the roof of your mouth and
smash it a little ball cheese.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I no, no, no about doing that, because I guess
I don't think of them as individual little balls. But
I see what you mean almost like they're like little
baby Boba balls but creamy. Okay, I'll give that try
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next time. If you'll try my concoction, I'll try it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Would you live your life differently if you could do
it again?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
M hmmm, No, my life's not over, just like the
the youthful part of my life. No, because I believe
everything in our lives is a teaching want to gag
on my own voice right now. And if you go
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back and change things, then you're changing your reality and
future and journey that we're supposed to be on this. Sorry,
I I guess not. I mean, yeah, I wouldn't have
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sold my first house.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
What is the weirdest talent you have?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh? What is the weirdest talent that I have? I
can hold anything between my boobs and I could do
the flying splits.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
What are flying splits?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I do a running start and I go full on
into the splits in mid air and land on ground.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Where have you done this.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Everywhere?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I've even incorporated it into work. Like I did a
play once in LA called Maybe Baby It's You, and
there was like some like fun dance scene and I
was like, oh, you guys, I could do the flying
splits and they were like, what are the flying splits?
So I did it and then I was committed to
doing like flying splits across the stage, like going full on,
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like hard pounding pushs to the floor every single night.
So that got Yeah, I was lucky. I'm still able
to have kids. But the good news is I'm fifty
one and I can still do them. It's a really
fun party trick. Yeah. I'm very flexible. I'm like, I
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wish I could apply that somewhere in my life. I'm like,
I'm like hyper flexible, Like it's I'm like oddly flexible.
And so I think if I had known what this
talent was when I was younger, I maybe would have
also become a contortionist and not just because my name
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isationist contortion. Oh my god, like to so yeah, I
like all that stuff, Like I'm not a sports girl,
but again I'm very flexible, so like that stuff's right
in my wheelhouse. Although I can't do a backbend, can't
do oh so a cartwheel. I think I failed seventh
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grade pe because I couldn't do a cartwheel and the
pe teacher like shamed me, and I was so embarrassed
from the class when we had like Jim, anyway, what
turns you on food?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Do you think you're a good kisser?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Very good kisser? I don't know, because I've been able
to watch it back on camera on TV and film
for thirty years, and I think I'm pretty good. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
How do you know when you're watching a movie if
someone's a good kisser or bad kisser? Like when you're
watching it.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Well, I never Here's the thing. When I'm watching I
never quite believe when people go in and do like
a closed mouth kiss for a romantic scene, like I'm
just like or barely open your mouth and I'm not
talking like it's supposed to be a character driven thing,
like it's just one little first kiss or she's shy
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or I don't know. It's supposed to be like ooh,
that big kiss we've all been waiting for. And then
you see an actor or actress kind of phoning it
in as we would say, and I'm like, open your mouth,
like that's how people kiss in real life. We close
our eyes and we open our mouths, like I just think.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
It's odd with Tom Cruise Kelly McGillis Top Gun kiss
or is.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
It was not a good one? You're saying I can't
remember that kiss now?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeh? Like the original Top Gun when they finally get
together and lying in bed and he's like on top
of her and it's like a black silhouette and you
can see like open mouth kissing, like that was like kissing.
I'm not talking like Gossip Girl Chuck and Blair kissing.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
But I also feel like you don't when you're watching
a movie or a TV show, you don't want to
see one of the actors eating the other actor's face.
And I've had actors that do that as well, Like
they go in for a kiss and like it's not
just your mouth this way, it's like all around your
mouth they're getting and it's like I know this is
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going to look on camera like, so don't do it
that far. Like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Who was the best picture that you've had a kiss
on camera?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
On camera? On camera, I mean, I'm I guess I'm
going to say Brian just because I had to kiss
him off and on for ten years and we all
know I really actually liked him in real life when
I was young, so like that was always like felt
really natural. I got to kiss Luke Perry once in
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a dream sequence and that was a really good kiss.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
But do you tell them if they're like slobbering on
your face and you say, like, hey man, sweet, like
just so you know that guy a little.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Really, I don't tell people, No, I mean what can
you do. You can like say to your makeup artists like,
oh god, because like you and your makeup artists always
have like the ends, like you're like in and out
about the kissing scenes and so you know, you give
the eyes and it means like oh God, like help
(29:05):
me hear and like he gets bad breath, like give
him a min or offer, you know something. And if
they have to clean up your lips too much, I
guess you can kind of like say some of them.
They could be like, hey, when we do this shot again,
can you mind just like not kissing her too hard
because we have to keep reapplying. Make that.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
They should develop a product that you can like put
around the outline of your lips that taste terrible to
ensure that kissing scenes the guy doesn't go into big
the kids like the stuff they used to make you
stop biting your nails.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, And I feel like when you watch things back,
you never see a woman going in for like eat
your face kiss Like it's always a dude. It's like,
oh yeah, like my nose is in your mouth, like
calm down. But I did play a hooker once and
I had to kiss a lot of guys and that
(30:06):
that was hard. Yeah, some we're attracted somewhere not it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Did you have to do a lot of research for
that role?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I did well. It was called co Ed call Girl,
one of my best titles of one of my TV movies,
And I was a co ed at college by day,
you know, prostitute by night. She had to put herself
through school. I mean, you know, I secretly have that
I'm the good girl who secretly wants meeting like naughty.
(30:37):
So this like that movie was right on brand. I
was like so into like got to play me during
the day kind of like Donna, and then at night
I got to like I got to do like whole
dancing and like strip teases and be a fluozy get
(31:01):
all gussied up. Well, then in that movie Pimp, so
it didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Well you shut your pimp.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I did. I think it's based on true story.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Jennifer Lopez and Mikey Madison both said they had to
do like crazy, crazy, crazy amount of work in order
to do, Like Jennifer Lopez is Hustler to learn like
all the pole dancing and stuff, and then Mikey Madison
for Anura that just won the Oscar, like how to
do crazy like learning how to dance like a sex worker.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, for there was definitely like a like a choreographer
there when it was just like a strip cheese and
just doing it just to show you, like the moves.
But and then like I had to do it really
slow and like it was all the camera stuff was
like plammed out, so it wasn't just like instinctually do it,
(31:50):
but it was like, Okay, the camera's going to be
on you first, You're gonna like, you know, slip one
like strap off your shoulder, then you're gonna run the
other her hand through your hair. And it was just all, yeah,
that was kind of nerve rocking. Actually, it's better when
I can just like be me.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Usually. I told them that you can hold things between
your boobs and then also do flyin switch.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I know. Yeah, then she would have made more money
and she wouldn't have had to shoot her pimp. So
I really want to remake that movie. That's like on
my bucket list to remake is the TV movie co
Ed Call Girl, And so like we did reimagining a
(32:37):
Mother May Asleep with Danger, that was one of my
famous TV movies, and James Franco remade that and I
was the daughter in the first one and then in
the remake I was the mother. So in that vein,
I would love to do co Ed Call Girl and
be the madam. There wouldn't be a pimp. I would
be the madam. So I'm putting it out there. I'm
(33:00):
going to do that.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, I like it. Okay, Okay, the last one. What's
the silliest thing you think you've ever purchased? Oh, for
you for a present for the kids silliest.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I'm trying to think silliest. I do this weakly, like,
oh my gosh, why am I blanking? I'm just looking
around my room. Sure there's some here. I don't know.
I just got scammed recently because I saw something on Instagram.
I should have known better, like it was like coming
(33:33):
from China, and it was. But when they did this
stick on Instagram, like your pores, you couldn't see your wrinkles,
you couldn't see your your face looked like glass. And
I was like, oh my god, I know better, but
I can't stop watching this. Oh my god, I know better,
but now I'm ordering it. Oh and they're saying I
(33:56):
get a better deal if I order three. Sure, and
then I'll add on a pink version for another five dollars. Okay,
why not.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
So it took forever to get here, and it was
really cute packaging. But my daughter Sella, is like, you
got scammed. I like used on my face and it
was like chapstick, like it didn't do anything. But I
love to get like really random things, like I come
home with the most random things. But it gives my
kids great joy to see the random things I buy.
(34:31):
I'm not giving you an example right now. I'm really
mad at myself. You guys, what is that bird that's called?
It's brown? A pheasant? Could there be a pheasant outside
my house? That'd be weird? A pheasant?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I totally could be one there.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I think I just saw a pheasant.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Exciting. So what did we learned today, Tori? About these questions?
And did you like these popular podcast questions?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I don't know. I got really excited about them, but
I feel like I didn't have great answer. But I'm
never stumped with answers, like I'm always good for that,
So I don't know. I'm not sure. Ooh, you know
what I just got, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
wait this weekend until the kids wait for the weekend.
Have you heard about the new one hundred and twenty
(35:17):
eight dollar melon.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Like the like the twenty dollars strawberry?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Correct, there's one hundred and twenty eight dollar melon. Looks
like a cannialope, I would say. And it's been all
over TikTok and Instagram of people trying this one hundred
and twenty eight dollar melon. And I saw Bethany Frankel
doing it. And I was like, that melon looks delicious,
(35:46):
and so I reached out to them and I was like,
oh my gosh, I see my friends like posting about this.
This looks amazing. And they were like, oh, oh my gosh,
big fans, can we send you one? And I was
like yes. So it just arrived yesterday in a box.
This is fragile, and my kid's obsessed with opening boxes
(36:10):
that appear here of random shit that I order all
the time. But Bo picked it up and he goes, Mom,
something heavy's in here. And he's like, now, like figured
out by shaking things what type of things I order
most often, and he's like, this is definitely a crystal.
You ordered a crystal and I was like, recently, I
(36:33):
don't think so. And then I got the notice your
fruit was delivered and I was like, oh my god,
you guys it's the one hundred and twenty eight dollars melon.
So this weekend we're gonna do a taste test supposed
to be the juiciest melon in existence. And they sent
(36:54):
the strawberries for twenty bucks as well, So yeah, I'm
pretty excited about that. And I do like to find
this most sour thing you can find. So I searched
that a lot on Amazon, like you know how they
had like the one chip. It was like the death chip.
(37:17):
Do you remember this. That was like a big deal
for a while. Okay, So you order this chip and
you get one dorito looking chip and it's like Carolina
Reefer is that right, Reaper? Not Reefer? Carolina Reaper. And
(37:37):
it's supposed to be like the Ghost Chili or whatever.
It's like the spiciest pepper or something. And the one
chip in the dare is to eat this chip. So
my kid and I did this, and this was all
over line, and I was like, okay, I can handle it.
So we both did it. I am not kidding. It
was so spicy that my eyes were watering. It kept
(38:05):
getting worse. I threw up and then I had to
drink milk and then I had to go lay down
for like an hour. It was the chip test. It's
like death chip or something. Anyway, I'm more fascinated in
sour things, though, So I go online and find like
the most sour thing in the world and I order
(38:27):
it to test it, and sour pickle stuff I like
to like candy. Yeah, that's weird. Anything pickle. I order.
I wish I had a blanket with pickles on it.
Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. Oh I'm so excited.
Just just surprise me.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Okay, let's start with quickfire. Okay, off for your tea,
neither coffee, early bird or night Owl?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Night out?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Dogs are cats?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Dogs?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
One thing you can't live without?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Do I have to say my children?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You have to say your children? Out beside your children?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Okay. One thing I can't live without? Oh? Uh, my converse.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What's your go to comfort? Finn lasagna summer or winter?
Mm hmm, summer sweet or savory?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Savory?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
What's one song you have to sing along to?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh? I get knocked down and I get up again.
You know what I'm saying? Do you think? And I'm
never gonna no?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh my no oh that's so nineties on point.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Brand brand for me, City Lane, you guys, I keep
getting back up. Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
City Life for countryside.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
A blend. I mean I like the city life, obviously,
I'm a city girl, but I love the country life
because I love my farm animals.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So so the Burbs is a blend? Is the Burbs
a blend?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
The Burbs? Oh my gosh? Did you ever see that
movie The Burbs? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Tom Hanks obviously, Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
My god, you have Okay, that's one of like I
like movies that are so random. But I always say
to the people to the people, always say to people,
have you seen the Burbs? And they're like, no, what's that?
I'm like, Oh my gosh, Tom Hanks's movie Classic, God,
that movie's so good. That was good.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What's your favorite relaxed after a long day.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't relax. Oh my gosh. My favorite way to relax.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, we know it's not a bath.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't get time to relax. That's really sad. I
need I need to find time to relax. My favorite
way to relax I guess just watching like reality TV.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's such a good way to relax. All Right, those
were the top ten quick fire questions.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Let's dive into what is the worst fears, dark scenarios,
things that'll keep you up at night?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Bring it on, yeah, unsettling scenarios and fears perfect. What's
the most unsettling dream you've ever had and what do
you think it might symbolize?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Unsettling? I don't really dream. And I know they say
everybody dreams every single night, we just don't remember them.
But I don't often remember my dreams. But growing uh
so growing up. I had this recurring dream for years
and it was in our old house, so not the Manor,
(03:20):
not the house everyone thinks I grew up in. It
was the mcmanor, down the block. And it was a
dream that I got up from my bedroom and I
was crossing this little hall to go to my parents'
bedroom to get them, and our staircase is right there,
and as I'm going, Frankenstein jumps out and he grabs
(03:43):
me and he throws me over the staircase and I'm falling, falling, falling,
and right as I land, I wake up. I had
this dream for years. What does it mean?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I don't know. You're falling down and then you get up.
That's where you would live, That's what I would say.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yep, I get back up again. You're never gonna keep down. Yeah,
I don't know why I was Frankenstein though. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Anyway, if you could have revenge, what would it be
and how would you execute it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No? But you know, I'm a lover, not a fighter,
And I don't believe in revenge because I believe in karma.
I don't believe in revenge. Oh no, I wouldn't do it. Oh,
Revenge of the Nerds, though it was such a good movie.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
The creepiest and most disturbing thing you've ever found or
seen in?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh no where in a.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Paranormal way, So like, what is the creepiest or most
disturbing thing you've ever found or seen in? Like where
you were like, this could be a ghost or a
spirit or something.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I mean, I think I used to do Ouiji board
with my friends, and I did have one experience when
I was eight years old and I was in our
breakfast room and my friend Damon and I were playing
and the board we kept going you know when you
can do it and you're asking questions and spelling out things,
but then you can go to goodbye at the end.
(05:20):
And we were asking this alleged spirit some questions and
it kept going to goodbye like ending, ending, and we
were like, no, no, no, we have another question. And then
I'm not kidding. The board and the little thing you
move around what's that called the you know, lifted off
to the table and flew across the room and hit
(05:42):
the wall. Stop it swear. So it wasn't like my
friend was like, oh, look I'm doing it, Like we
were both there and we were both like what And
of course we told our parents and they didn't believe us.
But it happened, and I didn't do the Luigi board
ever again for at least four or five years, and
(06:03):
I started again. We have a Ouigi board now, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
They're creepy.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Kids bring it out when they have friends over. It's
like shock value. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
What's crazy to me is that Ouiji boards are sold
in children's like toy stores.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But isn't that toy.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's a it's a toy, but like you can really
conjure up like the other side.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Why does a feather stiff as a board? You never know?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I love that game. I never found that game to
work though, But gosh after watching The Craft, that movie
was yeah about the cult and the teens, and yeah,
all my friends and I played that and we never
got anyone to like rise though, did you? No?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Never? Never? Ever? But the Craft is like that's these
movies right there, Yeah, on the top of the list.
If you could erase one thing from your memory, would
it be?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And why I could erase one thing from my memory?
What would it be? And why see it? Like I'm
a good game player, Like I just restated the question
so that I could stall it's a good chess movement.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I would geometry because I need space for other things.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I would erase probably I don't even know what it is,
but the first human that put it into my head
that I wasn't good enough, I would erase that notion
because then I feel like my life would have been
a whole different journey. Like that, self doubt has stayed
in my brain forever, and you know, it could have
(07:44):
been from anything. I don't know if it started during
like childhood or nine o two one zero and hearing
like fans be like, oh, she can't act, she's just
on the show because of her dad. But like all
of that, self doubt has just like lingered in my soul,
my whole life, and so I never, like Ruthanne will
tell you, but just the other day, what did you
say to me yesterday that I always doubt myself? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Pretty much, because yeah, that you always deliver and it's
unfortunate you're the only person who doesn't seem to recognize that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah mm.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
If you could live in a world with no rules,
what would you do well?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I currently live in it. It's my own existence. It's
I like breaking rules, but all like real rules, just
like being rebellious a world. Sorry I didn't listen to you.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Sorry, I said, if you could live in a world
with no rules, what would be the one rule you'd
be excited to break?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Like what constitutes a rule? Though? I mean like it's
an judge, Like it's not unjudged. It's just like judgmental rules.
It's not like you know what I don't like. I
really don't like the notion that is it? What is
the old saying? Like after forty I think like a
woman can't you know, shouldn't wear red lipstick? Or I
(09:17):
think there's an age they put on it historically, Like
I hate those rules, like because of your age, you
can't wear certain things, you can't do make up a
certain way, you can't have long hair at certain age.
You I don't know. I just believe, like for me,
fashion is in my soul, So whatever speaks to me,
(09:40):
and I kind of go all over the place throughout
different eras and decades and different trends vintage to current,
and so I hate being told like, oh, you're too
old to be dressing that way, it's like, but that's
what my soul wants to do right now. And I
love fashion and appreciate it and if it's currently and
I want to dress that way and I feel good
(10:02):
in it, like I should be able to. So yeah,
fashion rules broken by misspelling.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Let's move to some funny and lighthearted ones because I'm
excited to hear your answer on this question because I
think it's gonna be funny. If you were a flavor
of ice cream, what would you be called and what
would be your main ingredient?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Ooh, meat e tea. We know we can. I do
a meat ice cream.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I mean it's your flavor. You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I really like meat. Sorry, I'm a meat and potatoes
kind of girl. So and I like savory not sweet.
So oh I love sour things too. I think i'd
have to. I don't know if there's a way to
make like a savory you had a hint of sweet
like ice cream. I would like to do that and
(11:04):
have like, yeah, I don't know, that was grossweet.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, you make it sound like it's gonna be like
a Shepherd's pie with sweet potato ice cream.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I mean, you had me there till you said sweet potato.
I was all for it. Well that was the sweet
off with some frozen peas nine not two. No, Donna
Martin was famous for eating ice cream and popcorn. That
was like her thing and that like fans to this
day are still like, I eat ice cream and popcorn
because of you. Do you really eat it? I'm like nope.
(11:37):
They thought for sure that must have been like a
personal thing so that the writers incorporated it into the
dialogue for Donna, but it wasn't. So I don't know
who created that. But okay, wait, I'm a puns girl,
so I got to be able to think of something
with my name in it.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Meat e tea was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
And I meant it like yeah, and I'll stand by
my meat ice cream. So there's thirty one flavors. There's
more than that now, right, something for everyone.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
What's the weirdest childhood nickname that you've ever received and
is there a story behind it?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean, my childhood nickname was Toto because when I
was little, I couldn't say my name, so I said
to Toe, So my dad just always called me Tote.
But when I tell people that, they're like, like the
band Toto I'm like no, and then it gets worse.
Or the dog from Wizard of Oz. I'm like, no,
(12:41):
that's Toto. My nickname is Tote, but yeah, I don't know.
I still love that name. My mom still calls me that.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Oh that's so sweet. If you could create a holiday,
what would it because and how would you celebrate it.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm over holidays having I was like the holiday girl,
like I love to decorate, I love to cook, I
love to bake, like holidays are super important to me.
But with five kids, like oh the wear and tear,
I would like it to be like an on a holiday,
(13:23):
not silly. I can think of a good holiday. What
holiday would I like? It would be don't call me
Mom day. I'm really grateful to be mom, but like
it would be nice if there's one day where you
don't hear mom, Mom. I have a question. I need something.
(13:47):
I need that, Like, I guess that's Mother's Day. But
Mother's Day is all about my kids for me, Like
I'm not the mom that is like, oh, I want
my partner or my ex to like take the kids
for the day and I'm going to go get a
massage and spend the day, you know, zoning out like
I'm like, no, no, no, I want to be with my kids.
So I end up just doing whatever they think i'd
(14:10):
want to do, which I don't really know what I
want to do because I have no me time. So
so yeah, don't call me mom day. You get the
whole day off. Everyone's taken care of, but they're still
around you because I don't want to be without them.
But they can't say my name, which is mom, and
they can't ask me for anything. They can all be there.
(14:33):
I think every mom will concur with this day.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I agree, what fictional world would you want to live
in for a month and how would you spend your
time there?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Ooh, I've always wanted to live in the twenties. I
think I would have fit in the twenties mostly for fashion,
but and my big eyes would have been appreciated then,
and then I could have done black and white films
and I feel like my big eyes would have really
(15:08):
popped on screen, and oh my gosh, yeah, I could
have had a whole different career. Definitely the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I feel like living in the Great Gatsby, Yes, yeah,
but a version where like girls run the world because
I feel like nineteen twenties you were either one or
there were two types of women, you know, like the
rebellious women, like the flappers, like were the not good
girls and they drink and they were sassy and like,
(15:38):
so I would not I wouldn't want to be.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Like a housewife in the fifties. I'd want to be
a girl in the nineteen twenties that like could do
everything without being labeled a bad girl.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What's the funniest joke you know?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Okay, so little known fact. I actually hate jokes. I'm
really not a joke person. And people are like, oh,
I have this joke, or they could get books of
like jokes, and like I feel like that's a thing
like dad jokes, and it's like there's never like mom
jokes because I feel like that's more of like a
(16:12):
male thing. Men are always like, listen to this joke,
and You're like, Okay, I just don't love jokes. I
don't like listening to them sitting there nervous for the person.
Are they going to deliver the punchline? And am I
gonna laugh or fake laugh? I just want to end,
and they're going slowly trying to get to the punchline,
(16:33):
and yeah, I used to. When I was younger, I
used to go to comedy shows with I had a
friend and one of his best friends was the stand
up comedian and this is I was like in my
early twenties. And he would be like, Okay, let's go
see her perform. And I always felt so much pressure.
And he would always have like a good table or
a good seat up close, and I'd be like so
(16:55):
much pressure watching all these comedians because I want to laugh,
Like that's my for them, right, I mean, I guess not.
They're there to entertain people. I felt like I was
there to accept their entertainment. So I developed this thing
where I would just sit there and make the motion
of laughing, but I wouldn't physically laugh, so I wouldn't
(17:16):
exert any energy. So I would just and they couldn't hear,
so I would just be like, no, but no sound,
So yeah, that saves you energy wise. Anyway, I hate jokes, so.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
For people who couldn't see that, I'm just gonna let
them know that you were just giggling and planting.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, just gets you don't exert like an actual like sound,
No sound emanates through your body. You I feel like
you preserve your energy better, but you make the motion
of your mouth opening to laugh without doing it.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's a choice, it's a choice. I think it's really funny.
They also say here that you need to be answering
questions as a host toy to engage your listener. So,
thinking about what we talked about today, one of the
questions is, how can your listeners apply what has been
discussed today on the show?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Wow? How can how can they answer.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Supposed to be answering every time? Because I feel like
we're losing that battle.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
What can they apply from this? God, don't listen to me.
I mean listen to me, but don't listen to me.
Right that it's okay to be weird. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, it's okay to be weird, and it's okay to
be yourself and it's okay too.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It's okay at a comedy show not to laugh out
loud if you don't think it's funny, but do move
your mouth so they don't single out you.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Can you be friends with people who don't usually share
your same ideas or values?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Of course? I mean yeah, we had a career of it.
It's like, yeah, of course, I mean, it's always better
to find your people that creative, especially like you have
a creative brain, I think to find those people that
get that on that level. And also I think it's
(19:29):
important that you find people that are like minded. When
it comes to kindness, I think people that actually really care.
But I think socially and work wise, you can be
friendly with people that don't have your exact ideas and
creative instincts.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, we talked about the ice cream and the popcorn,
but that was so Donna Martin. So what's the strangest
food combination that you enjoy the others tend to find
super odd?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh, I have a one favorite like go to like
midnight snack, and it's cottage cheese, peanut butter and apple sauce.
And whenever I tell people this, they're like what, But
I'm like, it's soothing, it's comforting, it's ego a little
(20:23):
sweet and then savory because you get the salty from
the peanut butter, creaminess from the cottage cheese, and then
like the refreshing from the apple sauce. So so yeah,
I do a scoop of cottage cheese in a bowl
and then a scoop of peanut butter, and then I
take the squeezy packet of apple sauce and squeeze one
(20:45):
packet in and I mix it all up and eat it.
It's really good. Some flower butters get in there too. Yeah. Wait,
do you think it's weird or not a weird combo?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I think like all three of those things individually in
my mind, I would never thought of putting them together.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
It's really tasty, like my mouth watering right now.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah, I'd be willing to try it for sure. But
because like I also like cottage cheese with pineapples as
my late night snack.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm just a big fan of cottage cheese. Like I
really really amazing cottage cheese. Do you ever eat it with?
Just like I'm a big fan of Lauri's seasoning salt.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
My god, yes, just saw on it.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, just salt, little crack pepper. But Larry's seasoning salt
is like my miracle seasoning for anything. I like, literally
put in everything I've been eating since I was a kid,
So like that's like my magic.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Take the little balls and like put them on your
tongue and press them against the top of your roof
for your mouth and like the balls, little cottage cheese balls,
because they're all like little balls. And then I'll like,
not that I do this because that would be weird,
but like I put it on your tongue and then
you push it to the roof of your mouth and
smash it a little ball cheese.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I no, no, no about doing that, because I guess
I don't think of them as individual little balls. But
I see what you mean almost like they're like little
baby Boba balls but creamy. Okay, I'll give that try
(22:34):
next time. If you'll try my concoction, I'll try it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Would you live your life differently if you could do
it again?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
M hmmm, No, my life's not over, just like the
the youthful part of my life. No, because I believe
everything in our lives is a teaching want to gag
on my own voice right now. And if you go
(23:13):
back and change things, then you're changing your reality and
future and journey that we're supposed to be on this. Sorry,
I I guess not. I mean, yeah, I wouldn't have
(23:34):
sold my first house.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
What is the weirdest talent you have?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh? What is the weirdest talent that I have? I
can hold anything between my boobs and I could do
the flying splits.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
What are flying splits?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I do a running start and I go full on
into the splits in mid air and land on ground.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Where have you done this.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Everywhere?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I've even incorporated it into work. Like I did a
play once in LA called Maybe Baby It's You, and
there was like some like fun dance scene and I
was like, oh, you guys, I could do the flying
splits and they were like, what are the flying splits?
So I did it and then I was committed to
doing like flying splits across the stage, like going full on,
(24:35):
like hard pounding pushs to the floor every single night.
So that got Yeah, I was lucky. I'm still able
to have kids. But the good news is I'm fifty
one and I can still do them. It's a really
fun party trick. Yeah. I'm very flexible. I'm like, I
(24:58):
wish I could apply that somewhere in my life. I'm like,
I'm like hyper flexible, Like it's I'm like oddly flexible.
And so I think if I had known what this
talent was when I was younger, I maybe would have
also become a contortionist and not just because my name
(25:20):
isationist contortion. Oh my god, like to so yeah, I
like all that stuff, Like I'm not a sports girl,
but again I'm very flexible, so like that stuff's right
in my wheelhouse. Although I can't do a backbend, can't
do oh so a cartwheel. I think I failed seventh
(25:45):
grade pe because I couldn't do a cartwheel and the
pe teacher like shamed me, and I was so embarrassed
from the class when we had like Jim, anyway, what
turns you on food?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Do you think you're a good kisser?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Very good kisser? I don't know, because I've been able
to watch it back on camera on TV and film
for thirty years, and I think I'm pretty good. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
How do you know when you're watching a movie if
someone's a good kisser or bad kisser? Like when you're
watching it.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Well, I never Here's the thing. When I'm watching I
never quite believe when people go in and do like
a closed mouth kiss for a romantic scene, like I'm
just like or barely open your mouth and I'm not
talking like it's supposed to be a character driven thing,
like it's just one little first kiss or she's shy
(26:48):
or I don't know. It's supposed to be like ooh,
that big kiss we've all been waiting for. And then
you see an actor or actress kind of phoning it
in as we would say, and I'm like, open your mouth,
like that's how people kiss in real life. We close
our eyes and we open our mouths, like I just think.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
It's odd with Tom Cruise Kelly McGillis Top Gun kiss
or is.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
It was not a good one? You're saying I can't
remember that kiss now?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeh? Like the original Top Gun when they finally get
together and lying in bed and he's like on top
of her and it's like a black silhouette and you
can see like open mouth kissing, like that was like kissing.
I'm not talking like Gossip Girl Chuck and Blair kissing.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
But I also feel like you don't when you're watching
a movie or a TV show, you don't want to
see one of the actors eating the other actor's face.
And I've had actors that do that as well, Like
they go in for a kiss and like it's not
just your mouth this way, it's like all around your
mouth they're getting and it's like I know this is
(27:59):
going to look on camera like, so don't do it
that far. Like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Who was the best picture that you've had a kiss
on camera?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
On camera? On camera, I mean, I'm I guess I'm
going to say Brian just because I had to kiss
him off and on for ten years and we all
know I really actually liked him in real life when
I was young, so like that was always like felt
really natural. I got to kiss Luke Perry once in
(28:33):
a dream sequence and that was a really good kiss.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
But do you tell them if they're like slobbering on
your face and you say, like, hey man, sweet, like
just so you know that guy a little.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Really, I don't tell people, No, I mean what can
you do. You can like say to your makeup artists like,
oh god, because like you and your makeup artists always
have like the ends, like you're like in and out
about the kissing scenes and so you know, you give
the eyes and it means like oh God, like help
(29:05):
me hear and like he gets bad breath, like give
him a min or offer, you know something. And if
they have to clean up your lips too much, I
guess you can kind of like say some of them.
They could be like, hey, when we do this shot again,
can you mind just like not kissing her too hard
because we have to keep reapplying. Make that.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
They should develop a product that you can like put
around the outline of your lips that taste terrible to
ensure that kissing scenes the guy doesn't go into big
the kids like the stuff they used to make you
stop biting your nails.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, And I feel like when you watch things back,
you never see a woman going in for like eat
your face kiss Like it's always a dude. It's like,
oh yeah, like my nose is in your mouth, like
calm down. But I did play a hooker once and
I had to kiss a lot of guys and that
(30:06):
that was hard. Yeah, some we're attracted somewhere not it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Did you have to do a lot of research for
that role?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I did well. It was called co Ed call Girl,
one of my best titles of one of my TV movies,
And I was a co ed at college by day,
you know, prostitute by night. She had to put herself
through school. I mean, you know, I secretly have that
I'm the good girl who secretly wants meeting like naughty.
(30:37):
So this like that movie was right on brand. I
was like so into like got to play me during
the day kind of like Donna, and then at night
I got to like I got to do like whole
dancing and like strip teases and be a fluozy get
(31:01):
all gussied up. Well, then in that movie Pimp, so
it didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Well you shut your pimp.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I did. I think it's based on true story.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Jennifer Lopez and Mikey Madison both said they had to
do like crazy, crazy, crazy amount of work in order
to do, Like Jennifer Lopez is Hustler to learn like
all the pole dancing and stuff, and then Mikey Madison
for Anura that just won the Oscar, like how to
do crazy like learning how to dance like a sex worker.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, for there was definitely like a like a choreographer
there when it was just like a strip cheese and
just doing it just to show you, like the moves.
But and then like I had to do it really
slow and like it was all the camera stuff was
like plammed out, so it wasn't just like instinctually do it,
(31:50):
but it was like, Okay, the camera's going to be
on you first, You're gonna like, you know, slip one
like strap off your shoulder, then you're gonna run the
other her hand through your hair. And it was just all, yeah,
that was kind of nerve rocking. Actually, it's better when
I can just like be me.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Usually. I told them that you can hold things between
your boobs and then also do flyin switch.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I know. Yeah, then she would have made more money
and she wouldn't have had to shoot her pimp. So
I really want to remake that movie. That's like on
my bucket list to remake is the TV movie co
Ed Call Girl, And so like we did reimagining a
(32:37):
Mother May Asleep with Danger, that was one of my
famous TV movies, and James Franco remade that and I
was the daughter in the first one and then in
the remake I was the mother. So in that vein,
I would love to do co Ed Call Girl and
be the madam. There wouldn't be a pimp. I would
be the madam. So I'm putting it out there. I'm
(33:00):
going to do that.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, I like it. Okay, Okay, the last one. What's
the silliest thing you think you've ever purchased? Oh, for
you for a present for the kids silliest.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I'm trying to think silliest. I do this weakly, like,
oh my gosh, why am I blanking? I'm just looking
around my room. Sure there's some here. I don't know.
I just got scammed recently because I saw something on Instagram.
I should have known better, like it was like coming
(33:33):
from China, and it was. But when they did this
stick on Instagram, like your pores, you couldn't see your wrinkles,
you couldn't see your your face looked like glass. And
I was like, oh my god, I know better, but
I can't stop watching this. Oh my god, I know better,
but now I'm ordering it. Oh and they're saying I
(33:56):
get a better deal if I order three. Sure, and
then I'll add on a pink version for another five dollars. Okay,
why not.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
So it took forever to get here, and it was
really cute packaging. But my daughter Sella, is like, you
got scammed. I like used on my face and it
was like chapstick, like it didn't do anything. But I
love to get like really random things, like I come
home with the most random things. But it gives my
kids great joy to see the random things I buy.
(34:31):
I'm not giving you an example right now. I'm really
mad at myself. You guys, what is that bird that's called?
It's brown? A pheasant? Could there be a pheasant outside
my house? That'd be weird? A pheasant?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I totally could be one there.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I think I just saw a pheasant.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Exciting. So what did we learned today, Tori? About these questions?
And did you like these popular podcast questions?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I don't know. I got really excited about them, but
I feel like I didn't have great answer. But I'm
never stumped with answers, like I'm always good for that,
So I don't know. I'm not sure. Ooh, you know
what I just got, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
wait this weekend until the kids wait for the weekend.
Have you heard about the new one hundred and twenty
(35:17):
eight dollar melon.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Like the like the twenty dollars strawberry?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Correct, there's one hundred and twenty eight dollar melon. Looks
like a cannialope, I would say. And it's been all
over TikTok and Instagram of people trying this one hundred
and twenty eight dollar melon. And I saw Bethany Frankel
doing it. And I was like, that melon looks delicious,
(35:46):
and so I reached out to them and I was like,
oh my gosh, I see my friends like posting about this.
This looks amazing. And they were like, oh, oh my gosh,
big fans, can we send you one? And I was
like yes. So it just arrived yesterday in a box.
This is fragile, and my kid's obsessed with opening boxes
(36:10):
that appear here of random shit that I order all
the time. But Bo picked it up and he goes, Mom,
something heavy's in here. And he's like, now, like figured
out by shaking things what type of things I order
most often, and he's like, this is definitely a crystal.
You ordered a crystal and I was like, recently, I
(36:33):
don't think so. And then I got the notice your
fruit was delivered and I was like, oh my god,
you guys it's the one hundred and twenty eight dollars melon.
So this weekend we're gonna do a taste test supposed
to be the juiciest melon in existence. And they sent
(36:54):
the strawberries for twenty bucks as well, So yeah, I'm
pretty excited about that. And I do like to find
this most sour thing you can find. So I searched
that a lot on Amazon, like you know how they
had like the one chip. It was like the death chip.
(37:17):
Do you remember this. That was like a big deal
for a while. Okay, So you order this chip and
you get one dorito looking chip and it's like Carolina
Reefer is that right, Reaper? Not Reefer? Carolina Reaper. And
(37:37):
it's supposed to be like the Ghost Chili or whatever.
It's like the spiciest pepper or something. And the one
chip in the dare is to eat this chip. So
my kid and I did this, and this was all
over line, and I was like, okay, I can handle it.
So we both did it. I am not kidding. It
was so spicy that my eyes were watering. It kept
(38:05):
getting worse. I threw up and then I had to
drink milk and then I had to go lay down
for like an hour. It was the chip test. It's
like death chip or something. Anyway, I'm more fascinated in
sour things, though, So I go online and find like
the most sour thing in the world and I order
(38:27):
it to test it, and sour pickle stuff I like
to like candy. Yeah, that's weird. Anything pickle. I order.
I wish I had a blanket with pickles on it.
Host
Tori Spelling
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