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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Calgary Audio. What's up, mother Sa guys, Welcome to another
episode of Mothercuckle Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Black said,
I'm never alone. Hey, whoever you are, thanks for listening
to us. What's your name? Chinese best friend? Mike? I
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think the listeners you have another best friend? Uh no,
Michael blocks, Um, you have like a Puerto Rican best
friend friend Filipino best friend. Who's that I've known him
for fifteen years. You know that's a long time. Where
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is he? Well, he's not here right now. I know that, motherfucker.
What is what's the game? Well, I gotta maybe a
new one that's coming later. And your white best friends
or you just racist white best friends. I haven't found
him yet, but I have a white best friend. Yeah
you do. Oh, I've never made him, Michael Black. Dave Steinberg.
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One time you drove me o pretending my personal chauff
like I'm bridged to. Yeah, I remember that h signed
the backseat of my own car. But you dropped me off.
That one looked good. Yeah, it looked real, good man.
Thanks your president, President Barack Obama. Barack doesn't have a
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rose Ros. He probably buick Skyhark or some ship I mean,
you're you're in the level now that you're Elvis Presley.
How do you feel about that? Michael Black? I mean,
nobody ever called me and Elvis Presley, but I appreciate
the company Mike ever hanged out with you before. Walk
around with you. It's like people screaming everywhere everywhereless people screaming.
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Oh socker. You almost caused a major accident of the
one on one Freeway. When I was driving with you.
Over there, there's this guy. He had like a nine
range Rover, just like me, and he was all he
was doing was filming of the One on one premiere.
I'm like, Mike, he's gonna get in a accident, and
he got you on tape. That's not a fan, it's
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a stoker, motherfucker. Now he's a fan. My. You know
what the crazy thing is? When I'm with you, we
could be eating somewhere real fancy, and you hear a
guy screaming in the background, and your mothersucker, and then
all the people what is going on? My fans are
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will that she happens all the time. I could be
in an airport a bunch of black kids who like
see me, Hey, you bitch, how do you feel about that?
And then a white lady like, what the what am
I calling about? What? These people are so mean? I'm like,
it's okay, these are my fans, fans. What do you
do when you're killing killing? Why do you call your
pitching city? And but yeah, it's our love man. Yeah,
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that's what I've noticed about your friends. It's like the
more they say disrespectful things is the more they love you.
I think, Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. Ye yeah, all my
friendly more that's more love to show me the worst,
to curse me, like you black bitch. I'm like, that
guy loves me. Yeah, that that guy loves me. That
guy my page, he lives on my page. Those my
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true fans, man, that's amazing. That's very different from all
the big fans of other big people. Fact. You know,
it's a funny. I share birthday with like Tray Songs, right,
and I'm my one year I went on his trade
songs page on his birthday and the girl's like, oh
my god, Tray Soon, we love you pennies that you
have pennies, And I come on my page and my birthday, Hey,
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you black crispy fuck, this is on your birthday. This
is the day your mom shifted you out, you black
piece of ship. I'm like that motherfucker loved me, right,
he loves you a lot, a lot of you do anything.
The High Olympics is coming up into right now. Yeah,
a con has been in first place. He want to
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take years in a row. Uh, little Booty is up
there too, of course, Flavor Flavor is one of you. You
You snipes lost a couple of years ago, and I'm
down Cheeto give its third place, So I'm trying to
win it all this ship. You will finally winning first place.
You got real good darkness on you. You look like
you've been swimming with the dolphins in Ghana for a while.
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What the dolphins gotta do with me? Getting hanging out
on the ocean, Mike? Okay, thanks man. I think guys
been together. Oh it's been a good five years. Michae.
Why did she stay your girlfriend? Chinese Blackford? You scared
to commit to her? Yeah, after you've proposed on national
television and I I feel like I'm gonna have to propose.
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You have a ring or you want to borrow? You
can I borrow your ring? I'll get maybe I'll see
if I get rather to give that the friendship. I
gave a promise that a ring before the engagement ring.
I see if I get if you like, you borrow that,
Michael Blackson, you had me down clothes, not engagement rings.
For goodness, gracious, thanks Mike. We could talk about it
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after the show. I'll take it, okay. I got talked
to Rid because she likes that ring, one of her
engagement rings, and every ring was like tracking ten percent
of what the engagement ring called. She liked that rather
ring better. I'm like a whole lot of money. I
could have just tricked you and just she likes the
chief took the ring off her head, watch your sleep
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and just give it to her and the next day
and just got on my knees and put on her
other finger. I was gonna propose, Michael Blackson, but after
seeing your very sweet proposal, I don't think I could
beat that. Don't try to beat me. Yeah, that was
too I was like, just impress your Chinese people? What
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can you do to impress them? Like, can you like
eat more rights? I don't know, Michael. Good I'm glad
you said that because I don't I don't want to
know Chinese hate crime. People are listening to us right now.
They have other things to do, like what I don't know,
probably like making Louis v than bang on the civic mean,
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we're shortage in vehicles right now. COVID. They fun a
lot of things up. Talk about changing names. Guess who
changed your name officially? Huh, Kanye West, He's no lock
a Kanye. He's now ye. Hasn't he always been? Ye?
Or not? He just by something with no last name,
just first name. Okay, no, he just he's just the
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name he's he's ye. You just half a name. And
he also has a half a hair cut. Hair cut. Yeah,
that gay haircut looked like he didn't pay his gardener.
You know when you don't pay your gardener when the
gardener's things. Stevie want to cut his head or he
got his hair cut in the dock, you know, Michael
Blacks and Stevie Wonder can't see, but he could hear.
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Maybe it's Barbara cut his head with a Michelle they
are they probably use the fucking iron Kanye yeasy, ye,
whatever your fucking name is. Um, get a new barber.
I think super cuts could get give him a better hair.
White people here, Chinese best friend. I've never seen no
goddamn black man's supercut. My first hair cut in the
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United States was Supercuts, Chinese best friend, You're not black?
Super cuts was my first. How many have you seen
a black man as supercut? Oh? You know what? Exactly?
A matter of fact, I lived next to it. I'm
gonna go to drive by there tomorrow. Take you're right,
Take any just take a black dog this if they
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would be trying to cut that puppy's hair. You're also Chinese,
but you're Filipino, Mike amhalf. It's okay, I hope. I
mean who claim you? Filipinos? Are Chinese niggers who want
to claim you? I think Filipinos claiming more. Because social
media is not allowed in China, I might have to
change my name. Michael. My followers have been stocked for
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two years the same amount. You haven't gained no followers
in two years. Yeah, it's been stuck there. Every time
I tag you, what happens I lose followers? Yeah, because
they know that I'm with you, and then they gained
followers when you don't post anything, and they'd be like,
where you want to change your name too, Filipino best friend.
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What are you wearing today, Philippino friend, I'm wearing a
beautiful sweater from your other room. Thanks Michael Blocks so much.
I'll make sure to return it. First time I ever
went to jail was because of his nigga. But got
you locked up, but got me locked up. Let me
tell you what happened. You probably had the story cap
to the story. It was me Kevin Hart Buck Wild
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Um two Gordon, right? We are you put this in
the toilet? We all driving on what's it? Go to
New York to do? Um? I think Mike Mike Um,
one of them comedians, Mike something like UM do his
room in New York? Right, So we all meet up
at Winners Winners, aren't you whatever. We all meet up
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there and we decided to get in one car. You
know what I mean. I had just got my little tars.
I don't wanna put miles in my car. keV has
some bullshit to raise. Buck Buck had like a nice
maximum like this one will make the road, you know
what I mean, And we decide we're gonna take Buck's car. Uh.
I don't know how this nigga. For some reason, when
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the nigga don't want to drive his own car. That's
a sun that don't fucking get why I'm the dumb
retired nigger has picked to drive this nigga's car. I'm driving,
I think raising the front buck or whatever. And then
we got bucked and Kevin and back. We're driving to
New York. Um, you remember the fucking exit scors. Motherfucker.
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We're on the turn pike, all us and I see
state trooper. I don't know why. I get nervous. I
see the state trooper. Now I'm hitting the brakes. I'm
gonna I'm up doing our retarded I'm paying on. I
don't know when it was, way before black lives matters.
I don't know why. I was still nervous and ship right.
So then this Then the cop around he I think
he reading the lights in place. You know next, you
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know what? What? What? Pull us over, pulled our guns,
get out the car, driver, turn around talk I've never
been pulling before. He makes He said do that, I'm
gonna way. I'm about to make the wrong turn and
get the fun shot. He like, put your hands up. Driver,
lay on the floor. But what did the driver say?
What the cops said? You used to that ship. What
did he say out the car? Michael, get out the car, officer,
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mag I ain't saying that part yet, yea, and toray
like ring off the car, care about the car? The
next thing you know, they like, I see white get
out of the car. Like, how to the cops know
my name? Michael told the cops my real name. You
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fucking realized, did Nigga? He said, if you're fake, roll
leg got me dropped. So make a long story short, Right,
you're driving a hot car. You know the cars. I mean,
this is what happened, and we all did this. Hold
hold how he's white. But when nobody's going to jail
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for you, let me tell what the funk happened, right,
I ain't gonna jail for you, brock. I was snitch
on your ass in a hot minute. So yeah, we
are this nick. There's something we all didn't fill you
back in the day. When you get out of tickets
on your car, what do you do? You switched to
play exactly? You report the place stolen and you still
get a new plate. Right, but this nigger had a
plate that that somebody has reported stolen. That's what I'm saying.
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He had that plate on his car. So now when
they read the place it's stolen, then the car stolen.
So when the when the when the States were ready
to play, they reported it's like stolen. So the thing,
the car stolen, they don't realize just a stolen plate.
So they got the thing. We got a stolen property.
So they pulled the house and guns whatever all that ship.
So next year we all in handcuffs and while we're
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in the car. This nigga not only Buck selling fake
role legs, fake license plates. This nigga was big on
counterfeit money. This nigga has like a bunch of count
of money in his pocket. So now he's trying to
throw the ship in the middle of the road before
the cops figuring. This nigga life is just fucking crazy.
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It's the worst nigga ever Buck. So all right, so
we were all the holding, said why this They they
took the car we in the hall that took us
to New York was by Nework. Took us the York Holding. Sale.
We're on the sale. Buck, like yo, Mike, I got
he still has some money with him, so I got
this money money, he said, I knew y'all can y'all
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chew this money. He's trying to make us chew to
make this money disappear, Like, can y'all help me chew
this money. I'm not nigger. I'm not eating a fucking money.
I'm not hungry, I ain't chewing the This nigga chewing money,
Moth green and ship, this crazy buck is fucking crazy.
Make a long story show. We all ended up you
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know that was in there for like eight nine hours whatever,
and we all ended up out because we're storing lights
and play. I'm like, you know, I had no idea.
I know when the cops they pulled me over, He's like,
who are you? I did I'm a comedian. My hair
shots in the trunk, That's what you're trying to say.
I'm over to my my head shot is in the trunk.
I'm the African king of company. And you say all that, motherfucker,
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But that's what Cam said. Everybody had the old story.
Kevin Cavin is on Facebook, Yeah, right to funk up
his fingerprints because if I didn't, they would allow me.
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So yeah, so. And the crazy thing about that whole
story the day we had to go to court and
Toreyhan having like one and B because it didn't show
up the court. Me and calv the only one that
showed up the court. The day had to go to
court was the same day. This was it was. It
was the same day I had to come to l
A and audition for the next Friday. Crazy. So I
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remember that day, me and Card running a car. We
had to be a court nine o'clock and everyone who
did court, I'm gonna cab drove back to the airport.
Cab dropped me off at the airport. I caught my
twoth one flight I remember was when the court nine
was out of a ten. Made it to Philly back
like close like toward forty five is and I caught
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one fifty pm to l A to auditions in front
of the director and the casting agent of the next
next Friday. So how long you guys been fucking great question?
Michael brockson, Well, you know we've been together on and
off about seventeen years now. Rick J was a live
seventeen years know he was he was no no, So
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let me tell you your wife fights look like go
to fact check, listen, listen. So what happened was, um,
it was, it was. It was just fake. When did
James died? When did Wow? Right? No, she was having
a fair with you. She was, she was not. That's
not That's not how that happened at the funeral, are
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you right? Exactly seventeen years ago? Yeah, at the funeral
goodness and and uh you know the way that it
really was, you know what, that's why people crashed funeral crap?
You heard a wedding practis also heard of. Women are
so vulnerable on feneralstage. I did not know. No, I
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actually I am guilty, but I was taking advantage of you.
I've been burning you. Yes, no, but you know what
it's It's really deep though, because we have a really
deep connection. Being a veteran in this industry UM for
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thirty seven years now, you know, it's really hard to
find UM people that are real, people that really understand
what it is we go through as entertainers. You know, Mike,
I always tell you all the time, man, and I
mean Chinese best to YouTube. And I appreciate you brothers,
you know, for being so real and being so solid
because people come and go, you know, they some of
them are better actors than us, you know. Yeah, even
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recently where a lot of cloud chances out there trying
to use different reasons it for fame, for fame, man,
And I tell people that I understand what you're chasing cloud.
I'm I'm I wouldn't even chasing fame. I never asked
for any of this, you know. I'm trying to get
some of this ship back. I'm like a white personal
white privilege. I don't even know I got this ship.
I'm like, I don't want my white privilege, you know.
But I mean it's cool, you know, when you're walking
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somewhere everybody knows your name. But then the problem with
it is that everybody want everybody knows your name, and
it always like you came. You wouldn't go where everybody else.
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You want to go where everybody knows your name. You
need to learn that song about a bit better. Yeah,
it's like it would be really impressive if you learned
the Chinese. That would be fun. That would be yeah,
that that that we could do a remake, yeah, you know,
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but but and then we would mix it with the
rare condition this day in the age to really good
dudes on the newspaper page love and tradition of the
grand designs out of the but there must be some
magic clue. Sat Chinese best Sea has hidden talents. Yeah,
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but I have hidden talent. I can't remember lyrics. Lady
say they pulls said, they said was whisky has like
the hardest song right now? And he got the remix
with Justin Bieber Michael Blocks. And my thoughts are I
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think you're the one that blew up every affrobeat thing
in the world. Well, yeah, I had. I showed him
a lot, because you know, I think I introduced a
lot of black people to the affrobeat when I played
in my car the time on on I G and
you know, not just black people like Chinese people. Yes,
you too. I only listened to Off for a bit
right now, sinking you sing any of it? If I
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tell you that I love you, my money, my buddy,
you little left baby. That's doctor Hey Sauci. You got
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to see him. I don't know. Jack in the build
in Jack, Welcome to Mothersucker Podcasts. Welcome you recently fight
on it on it on the Tyson and holy Field
down here in the Staple Center. No, it was Tyson
and Roy Jon So that you wonder he was really good, guys.
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That was it was. It was that was an easy fight.
What the guy? What did the guy would do to
you to fuck him up that bad? Now he was talking,
I was actually mad because this dude, he's like a
club level fighter. He's not on my level. He's not
a world championship fighter. So that was just like a
supposed to be easy fight. And he said he was
talking so much ship at the press conference of so
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you punished it, so you would have took it easier,
didn't knock him out. I just beat him up, punished
him for for the whole fight. That's fucked up, man,
because you could have just knocked him, made it easier
for him, right, just took a nap, right, Instead, he
just kept him in the ring and punished him. So
he went home. Every money he made, every money that
guy made, he needed to repair his body. Right, that's
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her business. So that's so that's what it is. So
I think so with a fight that more get the
appointed pistans to you off, the hardy want to beat
this motherfucker's the high works, not really because and the
world class level you can't get mad. You gotta stick focused.
It's a little different. But this guy who's not that
was in the world class fight. I'm a world class fighter.
That guy was a club club level fighter, like he
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fight on small shows and I'll fight on the highest stage.
You know, but it is what it is. You're not.
I'm not supposed to get mad either, but I just
he had like he had a guy like broken rape
or go his road tator pup got sucked up and
he bladdered infection hys direct to me and last but
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not least a tonk or contusion of the nuts. Mike,
you should be a freaking announcer and one of those
thriller fights that commentator. This is what medical terms I
just use. I'm more of a doctor. When are you
gonna fight Jake Pole or the other logan pull? Mike
Tyson actually wanted me to fight one of them? Yeah,
what did you do it? Or just fight both of them?
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And they can't? Is it legal for you to fight
a non professional Floyd Smaller but he's retired. But no,
they don't want to fight me. I'm there's the same
size as them, and you're a fighter. Fight yeah, And
I'm active and I'm still you know, I'm not a young,
but I'm still I mean comparitive, I'm old. But I'm
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I'm gonna be thirty eight next one. You'll beat the
ship out of them, murder them the same at the
same time, in the same those guys always say, well,
I'm a professional fighter. End up my era. About the
thing about them, though, they're very smart, they're good at
market themselves. They know they can't mess with a real fighter.
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But theyhed up YouTube basketball player UFC fighters that that
are old, you know, or smaller. But you know, but
they're doing a great job to make a lot of money.
And you know that they they get their name out
there and people that don't know boxing, they believe in
that right, so they sell a lot of pay per
view they make money. It's a fisher. When I suck
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here first see you on Patreon. You mother so cuts
(23:08):
you all come with dick. Some girls don't know. I
can come with fingers faster than dick. Yeah, the tongue
my ax. My ex was more of a tongue like
I had to eat it for the come and then
ride is more of a dick. D is one of
the day. She's more of like, yeah, yeah, that's hard.
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I like the tongue better. You prefer the tongue. You
come with your tongue. You don't not a dick comer.
You're not a dick comer. Tongue comer. How about you?
You did come out tongue comer. I'm a dick comer
and a tongue comer. So like both, I'm saying which one,
which one? Which one? I think that the like coming
off of the dick is like more, what's easier, It's
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so much more easy, But the dick is like it's
a different only it's like more like your whole body. Yeah,
like you feel it throughout your whole body, like shaking.
How about um? I like the dig better, but there
coming easy. It's easier for easy. You come fast with
the tongue with the girl eating you out, all your
men eating you out. How a comment? How about you?
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So it took me years and years to come with
the dig? Yeah, like I have, I have, I have
my girlfriend's who talked about it. I'm like, how like,
how is it possible? So it took me a lot
of years and I guess the right guy and yeah,
but but tongue is definitely easier. Fingers everything that everything
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but clip basically, how about you same tongue, tongue and fingers,
really tongue and fingers, Like I could not have sex
as long as like those two things happened. And I'm
okay with that. You like, I guess hard from to
come with head like you out come with had. I
gotta have sex for like at least like three days,
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no junk off nothing if not a cat is really hard.
I'm more of a pussy challenge up. That was the
more women and less will catch feeling. So that's funny.
(25:40):
Sex on the first night is that? Who will you
have sex in the first night? Why is that? I want?
Because I mean I want to make sure. I gotta
see his goods, because I gotta make sure, well you
can find on the first night, nigger. I mean, like
if it's I don't know, I can't do sex on
the first night. I want to see what he's all about.
It's a connection thing for me. I will on like
the third day, but I want to make him work
(26:01):
for a little because it's so easy nowadays to get pussy.
So like I agree with that, agree with you. So
you want to God, even if you don't think you
catch Camstree the same night, you can just meet somebody
and just honestly, like let's be ones, Like we all
say no, we don't want to have sex at the
first meet that, right guy, Like, let's be honest. It happens.
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It happened, there's if there's and we should feel bad
about that ship at all. It's not about feeling bad.
It's just about you need to make him work too,
like we work for hours, you know, like come on,
like you gotta work for it. You gotta work for
You're not gonna get this pussy for free, like just
like for free for the pussy already, you know, damn
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not even like it's just like grown enough to say
that we've tried both ways, Like we've had sex with
somebody the first night where they don't take you as
serious as if you make a dude wait for a
couple of times, kind of learn who they are, because
nobody's going to show you who they really are on
the first night after time, Like, shoot, I'm so glad
I dodged that bullet. Pussy. You didn't deserve it, So
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let the other dude who does deserve it come through
and show why he deserves it. Sex on the first night. Never. Never,
you never had a one night stand because never. No,
it's a connection. It all came back back. If I did,
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probably come back, and if it's only one time, it's
my choice. I tried to have a one night stand
back in the day. I was like, I went up
to the guy, I'm like, let's sunk tonight and he
was like, wait, what, Like he thought it was a game,
and he's like, I'm not going to switch with you.
I'm like why not? I just said I want to
have a one night said with you because I want
to get over somebody else. You can't be my rebound.
And he was like, no, I want to take you
(27:53):
to dinner and a movie and I'm not gonna suck you.
And I was so mad. Who was that? I like, man,
what I just told you? It's crazy. I want to rebound.
I'm like, you look like you six to you must
have a big dig because but then I ended up dating,
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Oh my god, how about you. I definitely try to
do one ice stance. But you know, I sometimes I know,
I get a connection quick and it's like the desire
of know you shouldn't and then you just go in
and then you start touching each other, and then you
just kind of want to and then you don't want
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to makes me want it anymore, like even more, and
then I end up in a relationship with them. That's
how it happened to me. Twice. I have been a
victim of fake um watch. It's a guy with go
in Philly cup Buck wild Buck. Back in the day,
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it's like nineties. Oh my god, this nick got this think.
I had me on the payment plan on a fake watch,
really serious a buck buck. While I'm over here Michael
Blackson he telling them about the fucking fake watch. Then
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they had me on the payment plan on a fake Rolex.
When I realized it was fake, I stopped paying. You
still would at weird it though? Yeah, I kept my wife.
I was still I was seven. I'm over in l
A with Michael blacks He telling me you you had
him on the payment playing for fake rolex. You know
that ship is true and you fucking but man Ni,
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I hate you Buck, which is the senior Mike took
me to a college wild like ninety five, and Mike
got like it was like Michael Blecks and and friend.
So I'm arguing with Mike, like Mike with my money.
He's like, motherfucker, you're not yet. And they gave me
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twenty fives right, gave me, gave me twenty five hours, right.
And then like a month later, I was like, yo, Mike,
I got these rulies and I saw Mike. He still
got a little Mike. Mike was like and he told
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me they had me on the payment plan. My dumbads
painted Nike a hunt hours a week on a fake watch.
How much he charged you for I don't remember. It
was definitely like in the UH. He probably could have
told me he was he was gonna pay him thirty
five like he was gonna be him thirty five weeks
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for fake I was on the penchil man. I think
I was my seven when I realized that he burned
the sh out of somebody told you he was gonna
pay for thirty five weeks and the thing about it,
and he got the dudes at the barbershop know this
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ship is fake because it happened at the um as
you happy when you got to watch Happy in the
hair company. And I'm like, everybody looking at me like
I'm just not as snigger but didn't know that. I mean, like,
y'all know this ship is fake. And nobody said nothing
to like I want seven hundred and I think either
Darish Shooter or like Marck Lightfoot somebody. Eventually he said, here,
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Mike man, it looked at just like they want um.
You got on Gilly got some ship from it was
gold with the ay week he leaving them where you
going like, yeah, mother, gonna meet with Buck Painting. They
got tired of that ship. They like like this ship.
I gotta be good. I gotta pay this down payment.
He paid all that ship like a car book cottage.
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He would give me Buck. I'm still mad at you
right over the book got hit. You want to Rolex, huh,
we gotta get you to Shu. I'm gonna do that next.
I just I'm just on this mortain contract. When when
I'm done that we could do early next year. Wow,
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so he could pay you with thirty five. I don't
want you know, I don't want no gonna pay me
in some kind of big corn. I'm good, but I
can't do it now. What's like, what's the best month
you have yet? Like during quarantine, whole quarantine? Amazing about
the house? Off of that? What did you ever make
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a hundred grand a month? Yet? Over Michael Black said,
do not underestimate my coucid he made more than the
fucking president. It's the president make a hundred grand a month. No,
they don't like your compare that makes fucking four hundreds
a year. That's not no, that makes less. They just
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control more money. But their paycheck. They got the power
to control billions of dollars. But your paycheck is really
four hulls a year. You make one of the president.
Your pussy makes more than they makes more than Brad
Pitt and Angelina Joe Licombine together. I don't know about that.
I don't know. She didn't say what you mean. She
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makes morning the man that runs the greatest country in
the world. Okay, her COUCHI is worth more than Joe Biden. Wow,
I didn't know that. And Camela Harris, well, that means
that made more than a president a year and a month.
Your agent make more to Kamela Harris, okay, and your
agent make tempers where you make more than President said
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that is true in one month mothersucker during quarantine. But
we're not going to talk about that because the RS might.
You know, I've been shot already. I'm not trying to
get robbed and shot. And then now you know, you
can go and buy your own house. They're very proud
of me. I would say, did you know that your
it's pussy money. I feel like my dad doesn't know,
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but my mom kind of knows. I know because I've
been on your own life with you before. Your mom
has been a house and I mean, you don't think
you're a doctor or nothing, right, No, No, she knows
that she does. She'll be like, yeah, I support my daughter.
She's she's twerking on life. When I first started doing Instagram,
remember I was sucking vegetables and stuff, and my aunt
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called her. It was like your doctor a porn star.
She's sucking food. She deep trun but the internet and
I'm just like I'm just like, oh my god, mommy,
and she's like, no, my doctor would never do something
like that for the internet. Your auntie said that, And
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when your mom said, you give me my money, she's like,
oh no, she's just dethroughing for the Lord. Yeah, you
know when Jamaican women hit a certain age day all
about the Lord. Yes, yes there was a Hootie MoMA
back in the day. But bathing when your mom, your mom,
probably she loves you to jest. When your parents love you,
you can't can nothing you like you say about you
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affect them. Like my daughter is a good girl. I
want to hear it was my mother and my mom.
Don't my mom, I might have ten bitches. My mom
thinks I'm the best holy son ever. You know, maybe
this isn't. I'm just being treated wrong by those ten bitches. Can't.
I can't do nothing wrong in my mother's eyes because
I'm only My mom has eight children. Because I'm not
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want to take scale mom, so I keep anybody any
My brother tries to say about me to my mom,
she don't want to hear. No, no, no, man, Mike
just had four something with four bitches. I don't want
to hear. Right, it's a good guy. He's probably praying
for the women because you're not. You're hitting brother. I
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had a force and Mike, you didn't mean him have it.
He was forced into it. Four women attack to you
and started sucking your dick without your permission. I already
know what happened. You're a good boy, Mike. They just
grab your balls for no reason. For beautiful women just
grab your balls and and you're digging balls, Mike. She's
probably like he was just trying to make me a
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Grandchild's trying to give me a beautiful grandchild. You're hitting
it as broke as you can broke. Brother, Get out
of here. Mike is a good child. I want to
use my money. That's that's kids, just like what Nira
did with the with that song, doing that that whole
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thing with a Nigerian. What's going to right? But even
so it's still up temple. You'll still be down to
read into your that's not put them for me or
even if you go far back. It's like fella cutie. Right,
he was making politically, but you still definitely dance like that, Mike.
Do He he made one. It's called tumble. You had
(37:09):
nothing else. I was talking about, dick, motherfucker, Mike. I
thought you were talking about to play with James Berkeley.
All right, let's let's top we'll name let's name our
top five afrib artists. Right, Okay, it's tough. It's gonna
be tough. The top five, and then we will go
(37:33):
to all of who's to use night number one. Let's go,
let's just pick five f us. There's no particular order.
Obviously Bernard Boy, obviously, Wiskid, obviously, David because that's what
everyone talks about. And then we'll do the other two
that you think. Me and myself of course obviously I would.
I would have to say m from East Africa. You
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can put Diamond in there. You can put him in there,
Diamond from Tanzania, you can kill him in there. Yeah,
definitely top Uh we mean more right, Um, Casper in
your vest South Africa. Um, there's millions. Ye, she's huge,
(38:19):
that's not twenty. I mean I'm just then because we
had like seven, but I've been naming all of them.
You need to you gotta. You don't know any Chinese's
friend Mike show Mike. You got to show him more.
He does I know? I didn't, you know, I don't.
I haven't listened to the tons in then girl, maybe
(38:40):
I've heard this song. I didn't know who it was. Okay,
it's it's a guy. Yeah, Um, you do you understand
Swahili barely on the state I ain't heard that a girl,
so have you heard it? Oh? Keatie's dope. Keatie is amazing.
How about South Africa? Who named Casper? Here's a guy,
(39:01):
he's a guy, he's a rapper. I think he's incredible.
He's a dope performer. Is he better than any other
guy that did that song? Re saying he's like that
he had that really hot song right now. Vocalistic vocalistic
way different, vibe, way different, vibe, way different. But I
mean Casper does he does. I'm a piano too, but
he's a rapper, so he does, and then he's a
I don't know how to explain it. Casper. Casper has
(39:23):
performed on like sold out stadiums on his own seventy people. Yeah.
Everyone I'm mentioning is like, I've done something pretty pretty.
What's up, mother Socks? This is your African king up
comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question.
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(39:46):
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(40:08):
right now and don't forget to catch a new episode
every Tuesday. So me and Me and Sean go way back.
What's the funniest thing you remember about us? Okay, I
remember this one time we had a show in North Carolina. Me,
(40:31):
you darn you know, DS, you can tell the story.
Gods Jarred. It was Cocob Brown, I think it was
on the show, and I forget who else was. So
after the show, this way before Michael was engaged. You know,
this is like two thousands to three. So d S
(40:53):
and uh Mike somehow they got in the saving, but
they had two groupies they took back to the hotel. Right, So,
so tells me the story. He said, they in the room,
the lights out, and d some on one bed and
Mike and other bed with other girl and said, DS,
all he heard was the girl and Mike bear and say,
goddamn girl, come and look at this motherfucker. And she
(41:18):
said a friend came over and say ship. She said,
she said you want something that She's like, no, I'll
just stay over here with him. Only crap Michael blocks on.
So I did that. That was a funny ship. I
(41:41):
wasn't in there. I just got to what happened, you know,
to find them. I'm trying to think going on the
road back then, like well we I mean, this is
this is for the day. While making five show wasn't
making much in twos and three, Michael blocks on, so
we like we find like I remember one time I
(42:02):
didn't want to spend I wasn't making up money. I
didn't want to spend a night in my you know,
I didn't want to pay for hotel. Because we think
we travel so much. We have friends everywhere. We pretty
much have a girl almost every if I want any city,
I could call boy. I ain't me going from meeting
on niggers. We got bitches every city. Even if when
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I could go any city, I could look up that
city every code and call a girl. And so I
remember one time I went to Atlanta, was this one chick, bad, thick,
tall bitch and I went stating that's what it is.
I went still crib and why this bitch ex knocking?
Have you had this experience? Oh so luckily by time
(42:48):
he came there, I would think I was I think
was already done sucking and everything went over with. But
then the girl I was with, her brother was there
in the crib. It was in her house. Whatever the
guy come her brother, there's like a fucking major he
trying to stop the dude. I'm like, I'm just me.
I just just quiet like these men be. When when
(43:10):
a woman always a man, always sensed with somebody with
a big dick, there was a big dick sensor all
did learns a man. So it happened to me too.
So there's average obviously a regular dick sense. He always
(43:36):
tell I always tell myers like I ain't got no
big dick. I ain't gonna little bit my dick. Like
I think like the Clippers, like I can get you
in the playoffs. I can't win no titles. We can't
beat the Lakers with this dick, but I could beat there,
I could beat the Wizards with that. You got the
Clippers dick. I actually just did a paper you event um.
(44:02):
I did a celebrity boxing match with Peter Guns and Yeah,
we fought Atlantic City y'alls on the car for somebody else. Yeah.
We uh, we headlined the card. Uh it was the
co heir lines. It was me versus Peter and then
Lamar hold him versus a card. So were the co headlines.
And we just did the whole paper view ship. What
(44:24):
the funk? How was that? Who wanted to fight? First
of all? Yeah? But google that make so what I mean,
are you guys really hitting each other? Yeah? No. And
the funny thing was that we spoke that Peter's like
my big brother. I love Peter guns, you know what
I mean. And we spoke prior to this ship, and
we was like, yo, man, we're just gonna you know,
play around, giving a show for the people. This was
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the conversation. He literally like came to my room earlier
that day and we was chilling. We even had a
shot together. You know what I'm saying, Like we just
all right, cool. The fucking bell rings. As soon as
I'm like okay, cool, I'm playing over like cash Clay ship.
Peter just comes because he had Roy Jones Jr. Training them,
(45:08):
So he just came with some slide moving just and
I said, Wow, that really hurt. What kind of friend
is this? It hit me hard, and I said, so
I grabbed him in the first round. I said, Peter,
you want to fight? That's it because we have to
fight and you're hitting me hard. And he said, Yo, Cisco,
(45:30):
let's just fight, bro damn ship. So now we're fighting,
you know what I mean? Like for real? You know,
but it was a dope spirit. How much did you make?
Did you know? Nothing? It was the fucking So here's
the deal with paper. You gotta push the faith for free.
I got well, I mean no, I mean I didn't
work for free. But it wasn't it wasn't great money.
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Let's just say that wasn't great money. And let's just
say this, the pay per view game is really fucking funny.
Like you really gotta be on top of that ship
because what it is is it's recoupable. Look at all
the expenses that put into those those box and mess
all those events. So they gotta get all that ship
back first the promotion company, and then you'll get the
percentage off of whatever the profits are, you know. So
(46:12):
so you gotta hype them up, do all that all
that you do, all that ship. You know, Um, I
enjoyed it for the experience, you know, matter, It was
a good a good time. We you know, we had
some fun with it. But what I do that should again?
But I like different strokes, different strokes to the world.
Everybody got a special kind of story. Anybody's let me
say it don't matter when it was them, the different
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strokes to the world, Mike, after different strokes, listen to this,
after different song, they're gonna find a lasso against you.
After difference. Its facts of life, the facts of life,
the facts of life, it's effects of life. Take the good,
take the bad. That's right, motherfucker's How about the jevansis
(46:59):
moving up? Now up thru eas you finally got a
piece up the pie, Mike, Can you say the next
Friday again? For defense? When you walk into the door
of the d C Place? What is this? This is
why I can't get chicky with this ship? Where's your
(47:21):
money that I pick? Motherfucker? You look at that playhead.
I was so many ship, I'm no darn received kiss
my eyes? So what oh ship, please don't hit me.
I'm just a bit sneaker. You wait, wait, you don't wait, wait, wait,
you don't even And I don't got no darn receipt,
and I know darn receipt kiss my eye. So what
(47:42):
you know, You're fucking try again, motherfucker, just my tooth,
try to game, Try again. I go post on this motherfucker. Yeah,
and is near. It's so I face the final curtain,
(48:09):
my friends, I'll see clear. I'll state my case, of
which I'm certain I've lived a life that's food. I
traveled each and every high way and more much more
(48:38):
in this. I did it my way. Regrets I've had
a few, but then again, too fe to mention. I
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did what I had to do. I saw it through
without EXE. I plan each charting course, each careful step
(49:21):
along the bye way, and more much more than this.
I needed it my way. Yes, there were times I'm
sure you knew when I bit off both than I
(49:47):
could you. But through when there were doubts, I ate
it up in a spinning it out. I've faced it
out and tall and my way. What has a gun not?
(50:21):
I'm so I think this is the wrong one. This
is the German version, Michael. I got the German version,
and I have the gun of vision. Oh, for goodness, gracious,
no wonder why we sounded like Mariah Carey and Boys
the Man not on their prime like now when they
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say thank you all for joining us. See you another
episode of podcast. Michael Blackson chiness best friend. Thanks for listening,
you mother sockers. You learn a lot today, Michael Blocks,
what don I learned that you should be be honest
to everything, So starting tomorrow and be honest to my
(51:05):
talks attorney. Thank you? What us your guys