Cisco

The Thong Song? No Modasucka's, this is the real Cisco, from Love and Hip Hop. We catch up about the show, making money from acting and reality shows, vaccines, and the time Michael and Mally Mall were roommates. We also learn about the time CBF annoyed Chris Brown, and 50 cent poured liquor all over him. All that, plus more... you modasucka's...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Calgary Audio. What's up about the suckers? Welcome to another
episode of mothercucle Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm
never alone. I got a whole Chinese nigga with me. Hey,

(00:23):
this is Chinese best friend. That energy you got, Mike,
is like a damn lightning the other day in Los
Angeles County? Did you see that in San Diego? You
know what the funk are you talking about? It was
the biggest lightning ever in Oh yeah, yeah, there was
a lightning. We was in San Diego shooting a show.
We just heard a lot of lightning. The lights went out.
Actually at the hotel, ship got hit by lightning. Dark

(00:46):
lights went out, and you know what happens to me
in the dark. You glow in the dark. Don't be
a smart ass motherfucker. They couldn't find you exactly. Holy shit,
there's gonna be an empty episode of Couples Retreat. Just
missed rather Darling talking to her yourself. Yeah, the lights
was out so that we have to light candles. But

(01:07):
before the candles, I had to use my phone, like
I just turn it light on you guys them here
like it was crazy, man, what you were in tonight.
You just look like a just a homeless nigga from
these best friends. Yeah, myke, your friends stop giving me clothing.
Why Yeah, I guess nobody bites after they wear it,

(01:28):
so they're gonna bankrupt to give it to you. Mothersucker.
Well this is also from my guy. This Yeah, this
is my guy in Ghana. Actually he made this for me.
I forgot his name, but I'm gonna show the same
guy that you were. No, it's a different guy. There's
as I just think I don't like the college too
much on his shirts. Yeah, it looks like sucking um
Bobby Brady ship, you know what I mean, Like Bobby

(01:50):
Bobby Brady waters, the Brady Bunch. That's the way we
be came down Brady Bunch Antana. There were Cindy and
It's and then they were to girds. They were together,
you know, they were all long long. There was one

(02:12):
that one this fellow met this lady. I think that's
the wrong song. Like that was back in the day.
Those were the real fucking shows. The Brady Bunge, Cindy,
it was Sandy Marshall. It wasn't Chicken the middle. Marshall
and Sandy was the youngest Marshall was old. It was
like one in the middle that just got no love.
Nobody loved that. She couldn't get no day, couldn't get

(02:34):
big bracest. She just got no fucking love. Till today,
she's probably still a lonely bit. She's still alive. I'm
sure it's still our life. She probably still lived at
that same house. It was like one floor. You know,
they still have that house. It was for sale two
years ago. Get out of here. It was on TMZ,
but the problem is they couldn't do anything renovations outside

(02:58):
because it was one of your favorite shows growing up.
My favorite chokes is, uh, will Smith show Fresh Prince
sing the song? Then? How do you start it? Mike?
You don't know the fresh press Fresh Fresh Prince a
badass song? Not anymore? How did it start? Let me
figuret how you start and it will? I fogot would

(03:20):
know how to sing it? Why not? I wouldn't know
how to say it if you started? Okay, watch all episodes.
My favorite was Carlton Banks. You like Carton Why you
guys have a lot of comment You think, yeah, you
know you just done is nice? But I like different strokes,
different strokes to the world. Everybody got a special kind

(03:45):
of story. Anybody's let me say it, don't matter what
the different strokes to the world, Mike, after different strokes,
listen to this, after different song, They're gonna file a
lasso against you. After difference. Its facts of life, the
facts of life, the facts of life, it's effects of life.

(04:10):
Take the good, take the bad. That's right, motherfucker's how
about the jevansis moving on up? Dude, he's you finally
got up? Peace up the pod. Fuck the eighties and seventies. Man,
let's stop about right now. Mike. I think that COVID

(04:31):
vaccine had a big effect on your body today. Thanks,
Jenny's Yeah, and you know, yeah, I went on a
Twitter RNT today. Yeah what happened. Yeah, it was a
big She finally watched Dave Chappelle special. Did you watch it? Yeah?
What's your clip of it? Just a fucking clip, nigger? Yeah,
just I just want to hear it. There's nothing else

(04:52):
on TV. Man, you gotta watch Dave. David's just about
He's like, he's like the funniest one right now. My
don't underestimate yourself, but I think you're funny. I know,
but I don't have a special. If I had a special,
minds were definitely top hats. But right now he has
a special. He had like fucking six seven of them niggas,

(05:13):
you know, I mean, his latest one was it was funny.
He's always funny. He talked about the baby. Oh, the baby,
yeah you yeah, he talked about the baby having um
having a baby, No, the baby. What's what? All these
baby names like little babies, the baby, big baby, big baby,
Davids and little baby and all in Africa, all these

(05:34):
singers are boy yeah? Uh what was this fucking stone boy? Boy?
What's your other boy named rider? Fire? All these boys
and then as a kid whiskey whiskey? Yeah, what's going
on with that? Don't know? These guys are growing up.
Americans are not growing up. That Africans are not growing up.
The Africans are all boys, the Americans are all the

(05:56):
baby maybe want to be a baby forever. What's gonna
happen when the baby becomes ninety years old, he's gonna
be the grown up or the old motherfucker. He probably
keep his name because well, I made a post about
because Dave Chappelle said something about you know the baby, Um,

(06:18):
how the baby shot and killed somebody at Walmart? At
Walmart and they think about it. Did you know that? Hello?
After that, I googled it too, Yes, we all googled it.
Google got very famous today. Okay, I googled it. I
didn't know, and I'm sure that LGBT community did not
know either, that he kills somebody's So now Dave said,

(06:39):
oh yeah, he said the baby kills somebody and didn't
get in trouble. His career was still the same, and
he made fun of gay person, made fund of gay people,
and then they got shut him down. So we got
the message. Definitely got the message. But there's another message
in there too. Dave Loki snitched on the baby. Loki

(06:59):
snitched on him because the LGBT community did not know
this Nigue got killed anybody, not not Eve gonna call
him homophobic and the murderer, hopefully the one he killed
wasn't lesbian Chinese best friend. Seriously, what the he's talking about?
I mean the guy that he shot it wasn't good then,
it wasn't. He shot him in a Walmart fruit but

(07:23):
not with somebody friends. The guy tried to rob him,
you know, and one thing I know is about the baby.
The baby has warn't why I liked by this guy.
This guy has never been Hollywood. This guy he goes
out by himself. Oh yeah, he's a brave kid man
because he's he's a kid. But you know, the baby
you are, um, you're star. You gotta have somebody with

(07:47):
you may be nowhere by yourself. And in fact, when
I was in Charlotte at one time, I went to
the store in the mall and the baby was there
by himself. We shot a little comedic video together. Oh
that's the one that Yeah, he was striking to attack you.
It was so funny. He had the sense of human too. Man,
that's my nigga. But yeah, so I made a post

(08:07):
about uh this Chapelle did I have the baby by
by reminding everybody that he keeps somebody because I didn't know,
a lot of people didn't know. I didn't know exactly. See,
so now I'm like, I was like Holley. What the
first I did was Google too. Yeah, Google got really
rich today. We didn't get none of that money either. Hey, Mike,
you went pretty viral Hollywood. A locked post you TMZ

(08:30):
post you post you porn hub post you post me, Mike, Yeah,
you you're trending next to the baby. I hope not
in port Hut. Well, I didn't check yet. They usually
check you have a port hunt Google account. No, everybody
helped up. All right, what I was going on? That's
some other things went on. Michael Black. You know what.

(08:53):
He hasn't said nothing yet. I'm gonna see him tomorrow.
I'm gonna see him tomorrow. I'm gonna call my snitch.
You snitched under baby my nigga ship. Can I come video?
You got? All right? I'll think about it. Man. Every
time he comes to where, you embarrassed me. Come on,
Mike Key, last time we hug out with fifty cents,
you fucking embarrassed me. Chinese were speaking to me. Yeah,

(09:14):
he was saying the funk out of my face in Tocalo.
I didn't hear Mike the musical out they were playing
that he's your birthday, He's your birthday. We're gonna party
like it's your birthday. Everybody kept looking at like, who
is this Chinese nig keep tapping fifty cents on the shot?
I'm like this nigga along, what the fund is wrong
with you? Then? You started brothering Chris Brown. You have

(09:37):
no shame. Uh I just found out about Well I don't.
I don't have a shame. Well, fifty cent gave me
a lot of fifty liquor. That's what happened. I wanted
to thank him. He poured it all over all over
my my cup and my pants. He was going like that,

(09:57):
all right, we'll Chinese best friend. We have a whole
guest here. We have a whole guest. Yes, I've been
this niggod for a very long time. I met him
probably in New York for the first time, but we've
known on each other because you know, he's a reality star.
He's also a producer. He does it all from New York,
dead Ass, facts Worth, the mother's son, from Love of

(10:18):
Hip Hop. He's been in all He was in every
single one I think, ladies and gentlemen, Cisco is in
the building, Come on, Cisco in the house. It's not
the Cisco. You know, Mike told me Cisco is in
the house today. You know, I was like, Oh, Michael,
is that the guy that sing so no No, But

(10:40):
I get that all the time. You know what, that's
not his real name. It's not my real name is Francisco.
Oh yeah, that's a good one. So I always lay
clean to that. I'm like, I don't know what people
always it's like he I guess because he put it
out first, and that was a good song. That was
the first time I got my seasons. Do you think
about it? I think reality show has taken over so

(11:02):
proper and sitcoms. We are not interested in no fucking
script that show anymore. We want the real nigga's life.
What's going on your fucking life? We want to see
fights and arguments. I mean, what do you what's your
what's your input on that? You think that has taken over.
I remember growing up right in a land household all
my children and like one life to live in. All

(11:23):
that was on all day. My mom swore by that stuff.
She wor she watched all the ABC show Bryan's Hope, Loving, Loving,
all my Children, Uh, General Hospital. So I used to
watch all the ABC. So you forgot one thing. Days

(11:43):
of our Lives Now that's CBS mother to my ABC.
I don't bring that ship, but I think we definitely
replaced that doesn't. I don't think it's exists anymore. They
still do, they do? They get the old people still
they're like Stephen, all those people like the must of
them is I mean most of them were there for
a long time. They just got the fun. They died, Yeah,

(12:05):
they die, and then they replaced him with the grandkids
that were there, and he just keeps going. Died on
the show, died in real life. And then who paid
this guy's got you watch watch on these best Friends
because of my life. Was the black guy. I know
his name, but I can't think right now. Is it Jesse?

(12:28):
It was Jesse seeing motherfucker Angie's husband. He's still watching.
Is he still alive? I don't know, but Angie is
because she plays um Tasha's mom on on Power did
a lot. Wow, she was a bad chick. Because I
was watching this in the late eighties, right, this was

(12:49):
like no no. When I came to America. I came
to America like late eighties, and it was all mind you.
I didn't kind of like didn't start schooled right away.
I had to wait till I guess some kind of
paperwork to go to school. So I just watched this
up person. My mom and we used to like, you know,
I told look forward to it, so like he was
born and raised in Africa, born and raised there, came

(13:10):
to the States at thirteen years old. You know what
I mean. This ain't my interviews your ship. Were you're
born in the United States or New York? Are you
born in New York? Um? I am born in you
both my parents were born and raised in Puerto Rico. Yeah,
Jennifer Lopez is your neighbor. pH least that's funish. That's

(13:30):
a Mexico Plea's ne me died. It's not the weekend.
It's not me that Mexican at least never died. It
just it's just a Latin term in Merry Christmas. You
know that it's applicable to everybody. Okay, But but in
all fairness, when I'm here in l A, people always
assuming that I'm Mexican. I get that all the time.
I guess because of just being out here. Oh ship,

(13:51):
he looks like from Friday from next Friday. Yeah, yeah,
I get that all the time out here, I guess.
You know what I mean. Like so, but you know,
I embraced all. Ain't nothing wrong with that man. When
you come to l A, Mexico, you go back to
New York to puertoricort. You go to Africa, Egyptian motherfucker

(14:12):
because you look like you look Egyptian. Now I get
that and also get light skinning black all the time.
Oh yeah he was black. Yeah, people think they are
like your mother was right, your dad was black, and
then your neighbors. Well, my father is an Afro Latino,
so he's like a black man. So he's a Puerto
Rican Afro Latino. He's a Puerto Rican Afro Latino. There
are some Puerto Ricans as dark as me, right, yeah,

(14:35):
not darker? Are you kidding me? The Filipinos, it's dark
as you. I could, I could better Weekend now that
I've never seen. My cousin was really dark curly here
it's called Indian motherfucker Filipino. Mike, there's a love of
dark Filipino. It's a Fisher mother. Suck out my patron pages.
Now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and Thursdays movie exclusively

(14:58):
to Patreon, where they I'm not gonna be sensor about
the social media companies. I would also be sharing dully
updates plus so announcements here. First see you on Patriot,
What I saw cuts love and Hey Pop ten years
how has it been. You know, when I first I

(15:20):
wasn't gonna do it at her at all in the
beginning because I was and I was like, I gotta
pay this bill now, I had wind up signing. I
did a deal with Mona. Originally I signed a deal
for my own TV show at the time I was
dating Um. I said, I was dating a girl named
Jennifer from Basketball Wives. So me and Jennifer Williams for

(15:41):
me and he signed a deal to get our own show,
and then it just didn't work out whatever. So that's
when Mona was like, you know, what I'm doing is
love and hip hop thing. Why don't I just slide
you and you know when you do that. So I
was kind of against it at first, you know what
I'm saying. Because I didn't like the first season. I sighed,
let me give it a shot, you know, because I
wanted to kind of get into acting and just do
stuff like that. And because I could say, playing like

(16:03):
a gangster in the movie, he should be gangster. No,
no man like. But don't worry. Actings don't pay no
real money. Trust me. Actors are not making no money.
Denzel Washington makes billions of dollars there's only one niggerd
motherfucker's Denzel Washington cat regular. Trust me, I've not made
much money from acting. I've made more money during reality

(16:23):
than acting, a lot more because you don't go on auditions.
Michael Blackston, if you went to Black Panther edition, you
would have been the black He just did come into America.
I did come to American, motherfucker. I didn't have the
audition because Eddie Murphy recommended me for that movie. Yeah,
I mean, they couldn't have made that movie without you, though,
thank you. It would have made no saying not seriously,
You're the highlight of the movie, right, don't keep the
Chinese best from you, No bullshit, Mike, Yeah, they couldn't

(16:49):
make that movie without you, And I'm yeah, they couldn't,
you know. But then shout to because he reps Africa
to right, right, he reaped hard light skinned Jerry and
due shout out to retine me. Uh. And then let's
go back to Mona and give me um invited to
the Love and Hip Hop Mona. Right, yeah, definitely, And

(17:09):
then what happened so no, so Mona was like I'm
doing the Love and Hip Hop show and they had
just been. I think they aired like the first season
already it was like half an hour back then, and
then it was like, okay, then we're bumping into an hour,
and she was like, why don't you come do this
because I was already signed to be each one when
I signed the deal for my own show, I signed
for seven years, so it's like a holding deal seven

(17:30):
year where yeah, because I have my own short first,
and it just it just classing. So they give you
a holding deal. Holding deal is kind of like where
they sign you and kind of hold you. You can't
be and they give you money right then give me
no money back then, but this was this was ten
years ago. It was still new, you know what I'm saying.
That's fun up because back in the day, a lot
of comedians look forward to a holding deal, Like in
the nineties when the comedian was popping and an ABC, NBC,

(17:53):
CBS liked him for like a sacondo will hold him,
put him on like a hundred thousand dollars or two
or fifty knowledge to hold them over like you can't
go to the the wor else, and we'll see you could
do something with you in a year and you get
to keep the money. Whether anything happened or not. Wow.
So it was one guy named Maestro Clark. This guy
made a living of a holding deals. You and I
remember my kind of look like you're a little bite

(18:15):
the comedian, right, So Michel Clark had a lot of
holding deal man. You know, hey, you made a living
up that ship. Where can we're saying that that whole
thing deal? But we're not. We're a new era now, baby,
there's no whole thing deal. Uh, it's possible. There's still ABC,
there's still giving them. But I just feel like we
are not our audience are not watching sucking any sitcoms anymore.

(18:37):
I mean, the only sitcom we probably watch might be Blackish,
and you know, and and no nigger here could tell
me the last Blackish episode, you know what I mean.
But it's probably the only sitcom that I think black
people will get and watch. It's not like back in
the day with Family Matters and all the other show
that we look forward to. You know what I'm saying,
We don't have choice, my only seven channels and the

(18:57):
But you know, honestly, I really feel like we are
and that it sounds crazy, but I feel like reality
television we replaced a lot of that, you know what
I mean, because I'm not I'm not bushing this. What
was talking about to see um earlier today? Um? I
literally I was at Station nightclub here, this is two
days ago, and the girl comes over to me and

(19:18):
immediately she starts like repeating a scene that I did,
you know what I mean, like acting it out like
oh when I told Peter Gunns, oh you know you
want that ten thousand, come get it, you know, and
I pulled out my pocket. So when I realized at
that point, I said, Yo, it's like we all like
what they would do? You know that? Brad, Let's just
tell you it's a new trend. Man, it's a new trend.

(19:38):
That's what your body is doing. In fact, so we
he would just say, san Diego doing it the reunion,
right that we guys just did did the reunion? Uh
So now Love and hip Hop? I thought Love and
hip Hop was like it had been a couple. So
it's not it's not about a couple because you don't
have a girl on Love of hip Hop. No, I
never have like a real situation relationship, just causing trouble
with everybody, Like I mean, you know, it was the

(20:01):
way it was brought to me was like, we're gonna
just follow your life as a music producer. A lot
of people don't know that I'm musically do some songwriter,
you know what I mean. First before so I had
my own room in rock Nation and jay Z Studio
for like four years, so I worked with everybody. Then.
That's how like Mona will come to me for the
music when she needed music for like the show and

(20:22):
stuff like that. And that's the first record I've did
a love hip hop was a record for Tiharry, who
never even made a song before. So that's that was
kind of like how we kind of started the relationship.
I was making the music for Loving Apop first, and
then it was like, okay, well why don't you come
and you know, since you're signed already, you might as
well just come and and be on the camera side
of it, you know. But I never thought it would

(20:43):
be like you said ten years later, man, so you
got you got, you got groupies there. But I had
a lot of women like attention from women before that,
you know what I'm saying. I liked it better before that.
I think anonymity is priceless, you know what I'm saying,
if I can go back, I would love to be
just like low Key. But nobody knows who I am.
That's such a value. Nobo didn't know who I am. Sorry,

(21:05):
I don't get any It was a cat walking in
front of me. He was like, ship bad up, turn
around for real. I want to trade with you too.
I think that's dope, right all right? So yeah, you
guys are And so the Family Union comes out? When
when does it come out? I believe it comes out

(21:25):
this month in October. From what I was told. I
was told we were shooting it and they were editing
on the fly. Wow, is there anything any surprises? You
will expect anything crazy? Yeah, And that's the Family Union.
Show is gonna be nuts like it was. They took
literally like seventeen of us. They put us on the resort.

(21:47):
It was me, Stevie, j Safari, Booby since Santana Yo Yo,
shout to yo Yo, show me so much love. Stoff
been out here in California and they made us like
work out our differences. The problem was I had issues
with everybody like in real life. It was so built

(22:09):
around a lot of my issues, Like I was literally
shooting every day like nineteen times a day because everybody
had a problem with I had a problem with somebody
from other you know, from other situations that we had
on off the show, and I hadn't seen certain people
in so many years that they was just like, Okay, well,
you gotta address the issue with so far, you gotta
address the issue with saying and so on and so forth.
And then so it became like, you know, the opportunity

(22:32):
to do that. So there's a lot of arguments and
some fights and some wild ship. But you know, man,
I can't wait to watch that. That's so, who was
your favorite couple? Like, as far as favorite person on this,
my favorite couple was Michael Blackston and Ride. I think
they dope, know what I'm saying, That's my favorite couple. Um.

(22:53):
I wanted to do Couples Retreat it. Had I been
with somebody at the time, I probably could have, you
know what I mean? Um, But you know on the
actual show that we did, uh. You know, I've seen
what Eric and Safar was going through and I kind
of related to it because I got divorced myself, so
I seen him going through the ups and downs of it,
and they meet him, you know, he like a little

(23:15):
brother to me. But so now you're a divorced in
real life. I'm divorced in real life for real. So
you're a single man, bachelor, I'm a single man. Oh, Mike,
you got you're a single man. And Michael Blockson didn't
bring all the blocks and angels. You know how many
girls are in here all the time? Really, yeah, my bad.
I always hate Mike. I didn't want to take my
side chicks from me, you know what I mean? He

(23:36):
looks like a gangster. Yeah, party to keep them holding.
They will never come back. So Mike, you do you
like you throw parties and stuff like what's the give me?
He used to Yeah, I threw parties once in a
while doing I mean doing COVID. It was no clubs,
just open, so we just the blacks and club We
threw a party like every weekend. You know what I mean.

(23:56):
They think about Mike. I want to say that, like
I tell people from my perspective, you know what I mean.
Like I've known Mike and we run around each other
for a long time, and I've always seen him as
two different people. He's either like on a thousand your
motherfucker out, you know what? And just like the life
of the room and just taking all the attention, or
you just get like Mike like, hey, what's up? Man's everything? Well,

(24:21):
usually he's that hyper. No, that's up because my fans
see me, they want that crazy. They want me all
hyped up all the time, you know, because that's that
characters on stage. You know, I go on stage real
hype and crazy and cursing. So when they see me
in personally, they just put out the phone thing, I'm
just gonna start acting crazy, Yeah, they scream at So
is that a character that done? To ask you? That?

(24:43):
Is that a character that you slide into at certain points?
You know what I'm saying. But I mean just just
on stage or if I'm shooting a movie or I'm
doing something. But like you know, when in real life,
I just want to ship. Just let me then alone.
I don't be hyper person and really left con You
just had the fucking boxing today, usually running around hyper

(25:04):
you just had a boxing. You know. It's funny. I
get what he's coming from, though, because I swear like
people assume that because I act like really like crazy.
Sometimes on television they think that yeah, and they don't
realize I'm quiet. I'm an introvert by nature. I don't.
I don't. I'm not inside outside, I'm I'm going to
public schools using a lot of words that makes educated.

(25:28):
I being a Puerto Rican put usually drop out of
eleventh grade. Six actually dropped on the knife, man, I
need dropped out. But I picked up a book. Yeah
but you can't read? Yeah but yeah? So um wow. Now,

(25:49):
I mean, how long will you do love hip hop? For?
I mean it's it's ten years? Do you enjoy? I
means it feels like a job. You know, it's like,
you know, it's like, what's what's tacom lasted that long?
What's show? Uh? I mean black Ases over ten years old?
It is already. I mean signed Phil Curb you Enthusiasm
was coming back, and you know, there's a lot of

(26:10):
the Samsons and you guys, and it's a good thing
about doing reality. You guys still make good money, right,
it's decent. I would say it's okay. I think that
we could make more because it doesn't match the popularity
that I'm And I'm not even being funny, like I
get d M from people all over the world that
watching ship because they watch it online. I was in

(26:33):
Times Square a couple of months ago, and an Asian
couple and that didn't speak a word of English was like, oh,
that's a cis school pop And I was like, oh, Ship,
what's up? You know what I'm saying? And so you
surprised sometimes like people they translate your words into us
a Chinese ka talking, you know that. No, I didn't

(26:55):
know that. Oh my god, there's a Chinese version of you.
Do you think do you think reality didn't need like
a lead, a union, like a sag after a type
of after disrespectful. We just shot and I know Mike
did too. Uh we uh because so Mike just shot
a show. Mike and Rider shot a show with the

(27:15):
same network at the same resort, the same right after us.
Literally I took it. He took my room. When he left,
I moved into his room. Yeah, no, because I was
trying to stay. More like Stevie j had Faith over
and they went and rent the boats and ship. So
people saw that like because we weren't quarantine an isolation
for for weeks, you know, so we couldn't go, we

(27:36):
couldn't interact with with with the other side of the resort.
We couldn't leave the resort. So by the time they
wrapped it, we was like so ready to just fucking
just hang out in party. Everybody started staying late and
like like staying the extra day so we can you know,
do jet skis and and pull in uh, you know,
boats and ship. So I'm staying and I'm the last
person there and they're like, yo, you gotta go because

(27:57):
Michael Blackston is waiting. You know, I'm saying, brain for
the room, you know what I'm saying. And I said,
Mike my man, to come come up stairs room. You know,
I swear the Paris Like, I don't want to leave,
and they're like, gotta go. Would let you stay on
sofa city? You could just stayed on the sofa because
like it was a big sweet so it's like a
big living room when I dine in the room, and

(28:18):
it's so in the sofa and there's a bedroom, so
me and right away took the bed room. Who didn't
have him stayed in And I wasn't gonna be in
there anyway. And I was gonna be out there, you know,
getting boats. And that makes sure. So when did you
where did you end up staying in Hallydeen. No, So
what happened was I left, and you know, the networks
and the driver for me. I'm all my way to

(28:39):
the airport and i get halfway to the airport and
I'm like, you know what, I love it out in California.
I said, I'm going to get an apartment out here
for real. So I told you. I called the show runner.
I said, can you favor can you rewrape this this
car and take me to l A. Damn, I'm gonna
go to l A for two days and look for
an apartment. And it's like, okay, cool when they re

(29:00):
out of it. And that was fourteen days ago. Wow,
you're still here. I'm still here. You didn't be here forever. No, No,
I really gotta get out of here. You gotta get out.
I gotta get out. But l A is pretty cool,
you know what I mean what I talked about l
A's like it's not an easy place to live for
an entertainer. I mean it's very expensive, you know, just
like you know, and l A people come to a

(29:21):
lot of the models come from like Wyoming, Idaho. They'd
be the baddest bitches. They'd be the baddest bitches. In
the statement it comes to l A, they'd probably be
the second ugliest, you know what I mean. So l
A is not an easy place, you know, they're just
as many people have come. People turn around every day,
you know. But during the pandemic, a lot of apartments
got cheap. So you know, if you want to place
better hot pot in now, because that's what That's what

(29:43):
Mike told me last night. So Mike says to me,
because I'm telling them, you know, I'm like, you know,
having like a little hot heart with him, like your Mike.
I feel like I need to be out here, and
He's like, yeah, nigga, but make sure you know you
set up some ship and you're doing some things, he said,
because I've seen a lot of necks come out hared
broke real fast. They become this motherfucker told me, spend
twenty grand between food, this and that just being here

(30:04):
for you're gonna go broke. You spend that kind of
money to get out of here. That's the whole year's
worth the rent. After a few fucking boy and katanas
and fucking um Mr Child, your fucking family man giving
for free, I know you would think you gotta call
them and be like, Hey, I'm coming down Holly wouldn't
give a funk. Mel Gibson have to pay for his

(30:27):
fucking seat again. I'm gonna funk about this Prican just
say you're from the movie Friday. No, but you know
what's so funny, He's right though, Like it's really I
would really say that a A is the one place
for the most part, they really don't give a funk
who you are. That ship works everywhere Miami, New York, Atlantic.
You could just and it's like, oh, ship, he's here,

(30:49):
and then people get excited and want pictures and autographsal
type of ship at A people like I fun him. Yeah,
there's no seats available. You gotta wait. We don't get
Uh fucking Denzel is waiting in line to motherfucker l
L A is so expensive. Everybody has a roommate. Denzel
Washington has a roommate. Seriously, man, it's sharing sixty six
hundred a month with another name. Mike's roommate used to be, uh,

(31:12):
what's his name? Molly Mole? That I don't say that, man,
because people like Molly mall. He he has bedrooms, move anytime,
don't don't No, So it was like when I first
came to l A. I came to l A two
thousand five, right, So I had an apartment in Burbank,
had you know, I had one one bearm apartment in Burbank,

(31:34):
And I went to this place called Male's dina on
on Sunset and like past last Dinah, so I'm Mel's dinner.
And then I, you know, I saw this guy Mellie.
I didn't know him, but he knew who I was,
you know what I mean. And then he approached me.
Hey man, Michael Blacks and mothers o guy. So who
became friends right away. And then you know Molly Mall.

(31:54):
He had like a big crazy house in Vegas and
he had a nice ass two bearing apartment at this
place called the Legacy on the Sunset, like near U
c l A very nice place. In fact, Barry Bonds
had an apartment there. It was like, you know, it
was the first place where I lived where the Valley
park kind of like almost like where I lived there,
the valet parked the car, you know what I mean.

(32:15):
It's like you know, and it's like back there was
two bedroom and it was like five thousand a month.
A lot of money from there for two thousand and five.
He's like Mike, he's on belly there. You know what
I mean? You could take a second bedroom, spare thousands
of a month. That would pay for the bills. I said, say,
lest so my lease was up. But I'm sorry, I
thought it was a story. I'm sorry you're telling me

(32:37):
you really was rumored. Yeah, we played so we did.
Was played mad at all the time. And then Molly
had his so he went to I got I got
Molly mar in a movie I was doing called Repot
with masterp movie. I saw the movie You Matter. Molly
mar was a guy that, like I reputed his rose

(32:59):
Roys or something thing. Yes, so, and all we did
was playing mad at all day. And this motherfucker had
a fucking cat that was missed with a tiger. She
had a ship out of me. So he every tidy
come from vegans to bring the sucking cat tiger with him.
So you had and feed the tigers. That's your duties
for The motherfucker was half tiger, half cats like a

(33:20):
lion near and said where I'm not sure what this animal.
Bring it in and scare the ship out of me.
I'm like, yo, man, I might be happy but he
owned a bunch of all his animals are mixed. Man,
he will get up. He'll put a monkey with a rat,
but have a baby. Motherfucker. What's up? Mother suck guys?
This is your African king up comedy Michael Blackson. I'm

(33:41):
here to ax you a question. Oh you subscribe to
my podcast, The mother Stuck, a Podcast with Me Michael Blackson.
If not, you are missing out on the crazy interviews.
They're exclusive behind the scenes content of my life and
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(34:02):
Sucker Podcast with Me Michael black Heart Radio, Apple, Apple
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to go. Do it right now. It don't forget to
catch a new episode every Tuesday. So I did a
I shot. I did a season of Love and Hip

(34:23):
Hop Hollywood, right, and I don't think I'm out here
with you know, the season's airing, and I'm thinking that
I'm gonna get all this love from people. And when
I'm walking on the streets, people come and give that.
I just show you last night, your Molly mom. Let
me get a picture, you know, what I'm saying. You
pissed off every time. But people come up to me
even though I was on the show, they still thought
I was him for some strange reason. It was crazy,

(34:46):
which I think we look different. I think I'm like,
I'm six five. Yeah, he's more like I think he's
in jail right now. Yeah, he's in jail for like, uh,
some stuff like trading animals or I forgot what training
shout out to Molly Hope you hate get out free
Molly Mare. Should we visit him in prison, Mike, if

(35:11):
I find out why he's at I'll go visit him.
Molly more placed d m Yeah, I'm sure they have.
They have phone in prison, especially here. I know he
got he'd probably be on I G Live. I mean, like,
I know, I know what you're saying. You know, it's
more like because you're interview with me, But this is
this is really interesting. So you rummated with Molly Mare

(35:32):
for about six six or eight months, maybe a year,
and where did they go from there? Like for you?
Oh yeah, no, I remember I ended up moving back
to Philadelphia to the East coast, but I was I
was just trying out l So what happened you know.
It was around the time my buzz has died, you
know what I mean? Like I was hot in like

(35:53):
two thousand when the movie Next Friday came out. I
was hot. So I just you know, I stayed in
the East Coast and I'm just like making money, you know,
perform it everywhere because I movie. I don't think you
ever got doll though, So so what happened. What usually
when you get hot back in the day, we're supposed
to do is packet bags, moved to l A, packing
back with the l A while you're hot. Because now people,

(36:15):
you know what I mean, right there in their faces.
Did you see you didn't know what's going on? This?
How knew that I made a mistake by now moving
to l A Back then? I'm on Back then, I
had a beeper, I had a pager, right, and the
guy that directed the Next Friday also director Dr Doolittle
too right, And I never because I wasn't around. I'm

(36:36):
getting a fucking um beat one time that I replied,
like late, wasn't that Gary Gray, No, it was David's
David Carr job, is it? You could have been I
could have beendon Dr Doolittle too holy ship. I've never
know because I was working at that time. I was
still working for the airlines, you know when I had

(36:59):
when I stopped after like nine eleven, I was working
for the airlines part time. And that was real. I've heard,
but I didn't know that was real. Yeah, yeah, it
was real. I worked for the airlines and I wouldly
work for them because I saw a fly for free.
And that's how was it was to come to l A.
Like on my days off, I come to l A
and hit the comedy clubs and that's how I happened
to be performing one night and Ice Ceoper was there.

(37:20):
He liked my stuff, so he had the lady that
booked the show like, hey call that guy. Let me
come out dishing for next Friday. That's how I went
on for next Friday. And one thing left or another.
But yeah, my my bus died, you know what I mean,
like around oh three or or four after two years
of like so I said, okay, let me try to
come to l A now. And I was like two
thousand and five is and it was like, this is

(37:41):
how bad it was for me. I could they couldn't.
I couldn't even get a chance to perform on the
comedy clubs. They were having me do this thing called
first impression. First impression is what they make people do
that like not that popular or they don't think you're
that funny. This is like two thousand five. Like I
went to the Laugh Factory, which was the hot place
to perform Sunday night, Sunday nights, like joking on Sunday.
Chocolate Sundays, right, that's here. Yeah, it's in l A.

(38:03):
So if you're here on a Sunday and go to
the Lafe Factor the Sunday. So we had like improv
of Monday. De re hosted that and had Chocolate Sunday
and then he had a comedy store on Tuesday. So
I want to chocolate Sunday and put me on like
first impression because that's how much my buzz was done.
But don't getting wrong. I was still working doing my
shows in the East Coast, and I was just I

(38:23):
had my little town house back East, spending money there.
And then I had a part man, I'm like, I'm
just wasting money. I was like, I'm just gonna go back.
I said, I'm not coming back to l A unless
I'm coming for a paycheck. So I remember leaving back
like two thousand six, I went back to Philly and
then um, I waited and then I went back in
Philly throo thound six and then I remember like two
thousand seven money. I was making so much money. I

(38:46):
was making money, you know. I saved up my money.
I built a house, you know, built my first real
house fifty It was in Delaware, so de yeah that
because Delaway is like a no state, is no tax state. Second,
so I built it in Delaware and I'm like, so
I had my now, I brought me up bands. I
had like a S five fifty two thousand seven bands.

(39:08):
This is like two houses ready too, thousand and two
thou my house was ready. I built a nice ass
white house, had it nicely furnished lay style, had my
my car, and I'm chilling. I'm living like you know
what I'm saying, believe in my best life. And then um,
social media came out thousand nine, two thousand and ten,
Twitter came out and I tried to go on Twitter.

(39:31):
I was so late on Twitter, like calv Low, Juvard
Red Autom Niggers was already on Twitter. I was just
too big. I was happy with my little five thousand
followers on Facebook. That was before they had like he
had a fan page on Facebook. Back then were just
the most fans you have is five thousand. I was
maxed out of five thousand. I'm talking yeah, back then,
I was talking about five thousand followers. I'm like, yeah,
I'm good. I was happy. And then my boys like Mike,

(39:52):
there's this thing called Twitter. I'm like, I'm sucking bother
no Twitter, And eventually he convinced me to do it,
and I did it, and my by time I got
on Twitter, somebody already had my name ship. This guy
was Michael Blackston. He was and he was doing me.
He's he's tweeting like Michael Blackston, Hey punk Beach mother
sucker for real. I'm like, then it's back there. You
could make money off of Twitter. There, so this nag

(40:14):
and making money with my name. I'm like, did you
get it back? I messaged him. I'm like, duh, it's me. Listen,
I'm the real Michael black He's like, fuck you pretty much,
you know what I mean. I was like, listen, if
you're gonna lose my name, at least promote my shows
for me. Because I had some flies I'm like, he
needs to post my flyer. You know what. This nigger
wasn't trying to do ship, so I had to, like,
eventually I had to like contact Twitter semi with the

(40:36):
Pittycare account, and then it took it from him, get
my name? Did you read all the messages and then
verified me? Now it started all over. Let me ask
you a question, because that's you heard. I think you
getting a good premise for you, guys, because some of
my best friends are also comedians. You know what I mean,
like Jack Thriller, Driller, Robertoert, Vanderble. You know what I'm saying,

(41:00):
shout to my brother, you know whales events you don't
know well Day from New York. Well, well, it's like
when you know talent, I've met him before. Yeah, I
don't know him, like the Robber, uh Rob Staples, Yeah
for sure. That's old school. Yeah, but I want to
ask you, guys. I think it's interesting when you when
you mentioned the social media component. It's like for for

(41:21):
guys like you who really built your career off of
the hard work of doing that stand up, how do
you feel when you see some of these social media
comedians that they kind of skipped that process and they
can do these little fucking thirty second skits. They become
super popular and now they start getting bags and network
deals and TV show they make a lot of money.
So how does something like how do you look at that,

(41:42):
like like like you didn't you don't. You didn't earn
this ship the way I did. No. Never, It's just
it's a new era, that's what you know. What I mean.
Even a lot of my comedian buddies from the old
school guys like me, they did not jump on social media.
I mean, if you gotta follow what's going on stuff,
you gotta follow what's going on like that, you know,
but don't get it one. Some of those guys, those

(42:03):
thirty second comedians, some of them try to stand up
and they got booed and it wasn't easy. So just
stick with the stick. Stick was doing skits, you know.
But there was something that really developed into comedians, you know,
like DC Young Fly, like Daisy Banks and b Simone
and like, uh, just hilarious. There was some that actually
put in work to become stand up comics. You knows,

(42:25):
do you really consider them? And I'll say, do you
really consider them comedians on that level? You know what
I mean, you gotta look at it when you look
at people like you Chappelle, you know what I'm saying,
Tracy Morgan, like y'all, it's a different between to me,
it's a different level from the work that you'all put
in that you could tell you can tell about you
know everybody, I act. I mean we you know, we're
definitely we're definitely put in work. We definitely did the

(42:47):
hardest work. I mean, I'm to my back in night.
When I started, like I had to like come to
l A. I did coming you I had a coming,
you bt coming if you're back in ninety four, right,
I had a out myself down, pay for my own
hotel and then get paid home in fifty dollars two
weeks later after I'm done shooting it. Wow. I mean,
we put in work. We're in an open mic night.

(43:08):
We did competition, you know, and these guys it's different.
They just, you know, social media kind of helped these
new guys build their own audience. That's what they're doing.
They build their audience and then they're entertaining their audience.
I can't get mad at them. It's nothing, you know
what I mean, it's it's still up to me and
up to other comics from my era. So you know,
you already built up a stand up career. You know,

(43:29):
it's go build an audience on night on social media.
So when you see them, do you feel like and
they you know, they're making some money and they're doing
okay for themselves, do you do you give them that love?
Like y y'all you've arrived, you're on a certain level,
or in your mind you look at them like, yo,
there yet, Yeah, I'll give my advice, like some some
of them are there. DC Young Fly is really there
and d C went to open mic. You're going to

(43:51):
comedy club. I mean some of the guys that just
you know, just at the kiss and then just try
to go on stage. It was tough for them, so
they had to go. They had to You had to
go the comedy club and get that real audience and
really get booed and know how to make your joke better.
You know, they're not imputing in work because a lot
of them, I mean some of them, because they had
these five million fither wars. They trying to put them
on the show with us, and they're getting booed, you know,

(44:14):
and then the promoters, I don't get, you know, going
to get go study, go to comedy, go on on
the real stage at the local comedy clubs, go do
that every week and perfect a good some material, you
know what I mean. So someone learning the harllway. But
I'm not mad at this guy. I saw an episode
of Comedians and Cars getting coffee with Jerry Seinfeld and

(44:38):
Eddie Murphy right and it was a dope conversation that
we're having over breakfast. And then they were both saying
that when they decided to go and do stand up again,
they go start from the bottom and they go to
like these little small comedy shops and jump up in
front of thirty people with all that like, and they're
at that level and they're gonna they have to go backwards,
that far back just to kind of get you know,

(44:58):
you have to make to feel you can't take that
stage for granted, man, you know, I mean, don't get
it wrong. Now. I don't do open mic at all
because only because I don't have the time. But I'm
so confident in my material, in my material that if
I want to try our new material, I might tweet it.
I hate tweeting it. Because there's so many joke thieves
out there, you know what I mean. So you gotta
be careful with tweeting your joke because sometimes I want

(45:21):
to see how the joke work. I'll tweet it, posting
on I G. And if you know, if I get
I got a L O L or whatever, I gets
smiley face, I'll get this ship work. And then I
added to my act. But I'm so confident, like I
know what my audience want. I know what'll make them laugh.
And I'm thinking at that point where I could sneak
in a couple of new jokes, you know, but I
trust me if I had a time to go ahead

(45:42):
and go do those those those thirty people orders, definitely, Man,
that's how you perfect yourself. That's how you know, that's
how you grow, that's how you never Why why does
that make you better than than doing five thousand, ten
thousand people because you can sunk up and nobody would know.
So it's the intimacy. Yeah, it's intimacy. My favorite wouldn't
to trust me. It's ten thousand is cool, But I

(46:04):
prefer that intimate two hundred fifty people right there in
my face, you know what I mean, That's why I
prefer doing like those Improv and Funny Bone and the
Heliums and um, you know, Caroline Carolines and stuff like that,
those intimate ordering three hundred three fifty people right there
in your face, you know, compared because when it's intimate,
so much better. You know, that's how we bet. You know,

(46:25):
you know, there's nothing like that that. There's nothing like
that great ten thousand people when laughing. That's a whole
different feeling it, Mike, I think you're overdue for a
Netflix special with one billion people, but I want to,
you know, I want to do something even more different.
I'm talking to some people now I want to do
because I've never done a special. I want my special
to be some crazy ship. I want to do like

(46:46):
a pay per view, like a boxing man, like a
showtime paper and motherfucker's pay to see and then after
after and then I could sell it later to Netflix
or whatever. But I think that's what I'm leaning to it.
So I actually just did a of you event. Um,
I did a celebrity boxing match with Peter Guns. Yeah.
We fought an Atlantic city. Well y'alls on the car

(47:09):
for somebody else. Yeah we uh we headlined the card. Uh,
it was the co headlines. It was me versus Peter
and then Lamar hold him versus a card. So were
the co headlines. And we just did the whole pay
per view ship. What the funk? How was that? Who
wanted to fight? First of all? Yeah? But google that?

(47:31):
So what I mean, are you guys really hitting each other? Yeah? No.
And the funny thing was that we spoke that Peter's
like my big brother. I love Peter guns, you know
what I mean. And we spoke prior to this ship,
and we was like, yo, man, we're just gonna you know,
play around, giving a show for the people. This was
the conversation. He literally like came to my room earlier
that day and we was chilling. We even had a

(47:53):
shot together, you know what I'm saying, Like we just
all right, cool. The fucking bell rings bumba. As soon
as I'm like okay cool, I'm playing over like cash
this Clay ship, Peter just comes because he had Roy
Jones Jr. Training them, So he just came with some
slide moving just and I said, Wow, that really hurt.

(48:15):
What kind of friend is this? It hit me hard?
And I said, so I grabbed him in the first round.
I said, Peter, you want to fight, that's it because
we have to fight that you're hit him me hard
and he said, Yo, Cisco, let's just fight, bro damn ship.
So now we're fighting, you know what I mean, like

(48:36):
for real, you know. But it was a dope spirit.
How much did you make? Did you know? Nothing? It
was the fucking So here's the deal with paper got
you gotta push you in the faith for free? I
got well, I mean no, I mean I didn't work
for free. But it wasn't It wasn't great money. Let's
just say that wasn't great money. And let's just say this,
the pay per view game is really fucking funny. Like
you really gotta be on top of that ship because

(48:58):
what it is is it's recoupable against all the expenses
that put into those those boxing mess those events. So
they gotta get all that ship back first the promotion company,
and then you'll get the percentage off of whatever the
profits are, you know. So so you gotta hype them up,
do all that, all that you do all that ship.
You know. Um, I enjoyed it for the experience, you know,

(49:19):
matter It was a good a good time. We you know,
we had some fun with it. But what I do
that should again, I think what he's talking about is dope.
Though that could be the way with the future for them,
you know, like because they have these built in audiences already,
they do paper v does have this building audience and
and like for you, like, I don't know why you
would do that when you could probably just cut an

(49:41):
upfront deal with a Netflix up with it, you know,
I mean, I'm gonna have my agents. Look, so it's
the number best friends. They're not gonna They're not gonna
give me more than to give this are not I take,
I take something reason I know what I want, Like
what Mike Chain not. No, I'm not saying fifty million

(50:03):
minimum Netflix, you're listening. They're not gonna give me fifty million,
Like you're the funniest guy right now. I would quit
after I'd like, thank you, God, bless you, good night.
I quit And a mere riders. You don't have a
whole breaking We just gonna start giving making birth to
like a bunch of tiger woods, just vacationing, just sucking everywhere.

(50:24):
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(50:48):
your Netflix. When we're talking about this yesterday, you give
said some interests too, like when you first of all,
I was surprised that she was even doing reality didn't
know you was doing reality television at all. I was
sucking shocked. I was like what, And you know Michael
Black's head. You gotta get out, you know, he needs
to he needs the room. I'm like, what, I didn't
even know that he was shooting the ship. I knew
Clothea Jordan, everybody else was doing it. I know he
was doing it. What made you decide to do reality

(51:10):
television for you? You know what? It has a whole
different audience. Yeah, it has a whole audience. And I'm like, hey,
there was At the end of the day, I'm just
trying to get more audience for my stage for I
want to sell out more, you know, and um, those
reality shows happen to have an audience, a great audience,
and not only that, believe it or not, young audience, unscripted,

(51:33):
I don't have to read. Remember, no sucking lines. And
they paid more money, They paid a lot more money
than movies and order that ship. So and like I said,
I wanted, I want every audience possible. So when I
go and I do my special, the whole world is
watching it. For the audiences, for the money and more
people watching their sucking ship and everybody fucking love all

(51:55):
your post on social media's millions of you fend told
me Mike open TikTok he ust I opened him one
got like over three million views. Like, he's got two
point one million followers on social media on TikTok I

(52:16):
have boy, you have like over four hundred million views
on TikTok. It's a true story. There's thirteen million on
one video with that group. Alright, So this season, um
looking look out for him on Yeah and Property Union
and of you guys, So are you gonna do love
of hip hop? A You're gonna be like New York
the latter go me, Miami, Like that's a great question.

(52:39):
I'm literally figuring that out. Right now because it's all
it's all geography for me, like where you know, where
do I want to stay long enough to do that ship? There?
The beauty of what we just shot. It was great
because it was it was a couple of weeks, you know,
but when you do love hip hop seasons, people realized
nine months and it's full access to you, like you can't.
Everything has to come. They gotta come first, you know

(53:00):
what I'm saying. So Dad, you got shoot for nine months?
It is it shot at your house that they like?
You guys use a real places? Uh? You always have.
I've always used my real places. And then but then
you know locations and ship and green screens you know,
and yeah, they just hit me today too. I do
green screen for Family Union, so I gotta probably fly

(53:23):
just for that Atlanta for that? What is that? Um?
The good thing about the franchises, there's there's green screen
stations in every city, every major city, so Atlanta in
Miami because when I did the last green screen, we
did it in Miami for last year a couple of
retreat So yeah, yeah, I want to flew the Miami
for that. So hold on, would you do actual like

(53:48):
I do? Like my family show. Would you do, Hollywood? No,
I would do. Rodder came up with a great idea.
I don't wanna. Um, I'm gonna put it out there.
I'm not sure should I put out there? Say it?
Do I call Love and Comedy? You know what I mean?
We're comedians and there you know their loved ones stuff
like that. So that would be a great idea, Like
I grab a couple of comedians and there and be

(54:10):
like Love and Comedy go through their family life and
you know kind of what you guys did. There'll be comedians.
It would be on the fronty side. Yeah, I love it.
I'm gonna call on right now for that. Yeah, hit idea,
go with that one. I have a question, sir. Do
you get a bonus if you punch somebody in this show? No?
You get you you get you get deducted. Huh what

(54:32):
the so budd Girls Club? They're all broke? Listen, man,
you get deducted. I got deducted so many times for you.
But look, and I probably didn't say it, but I
don't give an Here's the crazy part. I'll always get
like a Christmas bonus that will equate to the deductions
that I got fout the year, so Cisco, you know,

(54:52):
we give me a little bonus and it will it
will absolutely add them to the every dollar they took
from me. That's what they're doing. They probably giving. So
it's kind of like, hey, don't do that, but hey, thanks,
thanks for doing this great TV man. You know what,
you should train it again with no punching this time
and see what the Christmas boner looked like. No, but
I think I think it's all fun. Man. We all

(55:12):
you need some punching, we all, we all do it.
It's fun. And I don't I never take this ship
like serious, you know what I mean. I enjoy it.
It's just it's work, you know what I mean to
be honest. Right, So you're a single that I mean
you see anybody, particularly, you want to see anybody like
what is your player? You want to stay single? Like, no,
I don't want to stay single, you know, because you
used to be married wife. I love married life. Yeah.

(55:34):
I think it's the ship. Yeah, it's it's just especially
for you know, we're entertainers, so we already were autistic people,
you know what I mean. We need somebody there to
like hold us down and just be there. And be
there like that support, you know what I mean. So
I don't I don't necessarily like being single, but kind
of when we're looking for like you like, yeah, they're
listening right now, Sir Skinny would like a crackhead like

(55:57):
a healthy thing. No, No, I like, I like my
been really really healthy and thick and voluptuous. You know
what I'm saying. Like that's even like I like it's crazy.
I like a little belly. I want to be able
to put a pencil inside your belly and the ship
just don't move, get stuck like a roll, like it
gets stuck like a like a little belly roll. Do

(56:17):
you eat as I'm Puerto Rican? I eat? Asked twy.
I fucking I sucked, toad. Don't bring your feet around me.
If your feet a beautiful, you don't want them around me? Yeah?
I feel look like mins is a rap. What if
she's voluptuous with that kind of feet. I can't do it.
I gotta pass. And I've had that happen, my promise.

(56:39):
That's that's that's happened to me before I've met some
beautiful woman. Yeah. Yeah, And but I'm always gonna look first,
and I'll ask a girl, can I Hey, can I
see your feet? You know, just like so I don't
have to waste time going to dinner doing all that
ship because I'm not gonna want to go further than that.
So if I meet you in the club or whatever

(56:59):
and I think you're interested, I'm like, hey, can I
see your feet? And when they show it to me,
I'm like, Okay, what kind of fat that you're looking for?
Because there's a lot of bluptious girls listening to the
podcast Tomails. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. So, no,
I can't do the bumps and the bungeans and stuff
like that where heels all the time. It's like we

(57:19):
have a foot on the top of a foot. I've
never seen one before. And the second toe can't be
super longer than the big toe. That second, though, is
Mike tripping. I can't do the second long toe. That's
like the one thing and the next one longer. Yeah,
Like the big toe should be the biggest and it
should go down like like that like a landslide, like

(57:41):
land slight. It should be in perfect symmetry, you know
what I'm saying. And that's you know, if so if
it's if the feet ain't right, then I can't. I
just lose it. Okay, single ladies heard him, nice feet,
fat ass, you would eat your ass, you suck your toes.
He would eat the coochie we eat to cut your head.
If I'm married to her, yes, man, what's wrong with that, Mike?

(58:06):
If we're married, sure, he's about eating to pussy on
a period. It's gotta like catch up on his No,
but I'm not. But I'm not gonna stick. We can
say this. I'm not gonna stick the show. Okay, you're
not telling you're putting in your whole hand. No, I'm
not taking my tongue in the hole, you know, I'm
just yeah, yeah, that's a very smart still gonna taste
a little blood there, Gonna feel like you bait your
tongue or something now, but you wipe it down a

(58:30):
little bit. If you know that's the case, Mike, You
you don't run the red light and rid all you
all the time. She'd be trying to make me run
that red light. That we've broken up before, that is
he tell capa right now. Okay, I'll even you look guilty, Michael,
like I mean, there's times where she's forced me. You know,

(58:51):
it's almost like I've been molested. Molestation, but to run
the red light. Yeah, it's actually forced me to doing it.
So what do you do during that? Because a women's
cycle colass a week, you know, ten weeks. Yeah, that's
a long story. That's what I guess why I get
my side chick? Okay, I get one a month, all right,

(59:11):
Michael Block, we want to thank everybody for joining us.
My man, love and hate Pope Rio. You're coming up
very soon looking up for vach one ladies. He's single,
nice toes, fat ass, even nails. She could be hard
work on, a lazytist and a job. I don't want
no broke, no broke, bitch you. That's no, it's not

(59:33):
Chinese best friend. A lot of girls don't have jobs,
Michael Block. Just California girls right now. How do you
guys know each other? This is like such an interesting
dynamic at a Chinese buffet or you can't eat? Yeah, like, hey,
you like this. We actually met in this It was
like a sneak a party met in this um, like

(59:55):
my buildings are throw parties for the residents and him
and when his buddies had out unit on if fourteen
floor and roommates. Okay, now they just he made his
buddy just had a unit. Head just where there's a
party and bring the bitches, and I hope your lady
and we're listening. That was the time I was nothinking anything. Well, yeah, no,
I don't know. She's not listening to this. Good. I'm

(01:00:17):
glad you're not listening. But then it used to just
like you know, have parties in their unit, and then
um they had a party for everybody that lived here.
So I met him at one of the parties. They
had a party one of those um penthouse units because
it was empty. Like I told you, when I moved there,
I was the only one on this whole floor for
a whole year. The rest were empty because it costs
too much of motherfucking money. So but it is what

(01:00:40):
it is. You heard my nigue guys Love and Hip
Hop Reunion. Look it up. The lady singled going down
the ladies only, how can they reach you? What's your IG?
Just type Cisco and I you got the Cisco before
the Yeah, I'm the most population. You know, c I
s c I s ce O. If you type of
Cisco on the score roz Otto, but you can just

(01:01:02):
type Cisco and pop right up and then I'm all right, well,
hey man, it was up boy. Thanks for joining us
and out of luck. Thank you for loving hip hop
and I hope you fucking punch Um Peter guns back
and it's sucking. So appreciate you. We out, mother, Thank you,