Darius McCrary Returns

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Calgarry Audio. What's up you mother suckers? Welcome to another
episode Mother Soccer Podcast. I'm your host. Michael Black said,
I'm never alone. That's right, Mike. You remember that one

(00:24):
best friend? Chinese best friends always here with me? Man,
what's life like without a best friend? And then only
you're just a best friend Chinese? You're also Chinese, but
you're Filipino, Mike, I'm half. It's okay, I hope. I mean,
who claim you? Filipinos are Chinese niggas which want to
claim you? I think Filipinos claiming more because social media

(00:46):
is not allowed in China. I might have to change
my name, Michael. My followers have been stocked for two
years the same amount. You haven't gained no followers in
two years. Yeah, it's been stuck there. Every time might
tag you. What happens I lose followers? Yeah, because they
know that I'm with you, and then I gain followers

(01:08):
when you don't post anything, and they'd be like, where
you want to change your name too? Filipino best friend?
What are you wearing to today, Philippino's best friend? I'm
wearing a beautiful sweater from your other room. Thanks Michael,
Blacks much. I'll make sure to return it. And it

(01:29):
was free closed from somebody people. Oh, is it is
that the name type? He was? He meant to spell
it that way. It was the type of yeah, I
can't wear it. This not the type of thanks a
lot type of for the free clothes. I don't know
his um I g I forgot it must be typo

(01:49):
typo at type of clothing. Maybe I don't. Best friend,
how about what you're wearing, Michael Blacks really nice today? Yeah?
I feel got animal like a cheater and a tiger
and a line. I'm all. I went to the FSA
starts to give me all the animal prints you have,

(02:10):
give it all to you once, all at one time.
Johnny's best friend. I'm just waiting for my free cloth
from this. Still hasn't give me for your clothes yet? Yeah, yeah,
I mean Christmas is coming. They're better because you're gonna
end up spending another twenty dollars over there. You could
buy a use Honda Civic with that. So you want
us to change your name to Philipino. Philippino best friends

(02:31):
talked about changing names. Guess who changed your name officially,
Kanye West, He's not like a Kanye He's now ye
hasn't he always been? Ye? Or not? He just by
myself with no last name, just first name. Ye. Okay, No,
he just he's just the name he's he's ye. You

(02:54):
just half a name. And he also has a half
a hair cut. Hair cut. Yeah, that game haircut looked like, uh,
he didn't pay his gardener. You know when you don't
pay your gardener when the garden's things. Stevie want to
cut his head. Or he got his hair cut in
the dock, you know, Michael Blacks and Stevie Wonder can't see,
but he could hear. Maybe it is Barba cut his

(03:14):
hair with a michette, or they probably used the fucking iron.
Kanye Yeezy, yee whatever your fucking name is. Um, get
a new barber, because I think super Cuts could get
give him a better hair. White people, Chinese best friend,
I've never seen no goddamn black man's super cut. My
first haird cut in the United States was super Cuts,

(03:37):
Chinese best friend, You're not black? Super cuts was my first.
How many have you seen a black man as supercut? Oh?
You know what? Exactly. A matter of fact, I lived
next to it. I'm gonna go to drive by there tomorrow.
Take you're right, take any just take a black dog. This.
If they would be trying to cut that puppy's hair,

(03:59):
they felt weird. I remember that time when I was like,
please cut my hair, and yeah, because you know black,
you don't cut I have sucking scissors. Oh you can't
do a favorite, sisters, No, you can do a favorite.
We need a faith. We need our hairline to be tight.
That's why we have so much style. Man, you guys
just use a the same she used to cut clothes,

(04:19):
is what I used to cut your hair with. Now
you have no hair. Now, now you go to a
black bob because now you could use our fucking raise it.
But I want to have the things that you're attached
in the hair that you want to we've Chinese, is
that what they call that. We've even for men. Yeah,
you can't nice little cut weed. Yeah. If any barbers
are listening, I don't know if you're, but please give

(04:42):
me here. I would love to see you in the
black uh like way you want wait, want to have
the same hair as you know. That's that. Now you're
gonna need extensions, nigger. No, you don't need to, like
you want to put a wig on Chinnese beast, No,
just they stick it with a superglue. So yeah, but
you know you want to cut my hair and add

(05:03):
Oh no, no, they have already made one, Mike made
like Indian horses or something else. So you're saying black
people here made out of in horses. No, some guys
selling it. I hope the niggas are listening to Alibama Chinese. Yeah,
they sell everything from car parks every day. I bought

(05:25):
a car park there the other day, but they gave
me a wrong one. Yeah, I was so pis for
your for your nineties sent me to Range from Range
over rage over here, I was. I cut my hand.
I was like digging there. You had one of the
first Colombo. I watched episode of Colombia and I think
I saw your range and Colombia was from like the

(05:46):
seventies and eighties. Mike Ranger always in two thousand and nine,
Michael Black said he only has two d and thousand miles.
I went back to the Moon and to Pluto. I
could tell, yeah, Besils that was his his used car.
Brotherfucker all right, talking about Jeff Blesso and other important people.

(06:07):
I got a future. Last time this nigga was here,
he was running for president. He changed his mind. Yeah heard,
he doesn't want You can't just jump out of nowhere.
You just run for president only Donald Trump but allowed
to do that. Trump was still like, you know, he
was still like a rich man that we knew. He
own a lot of businesses. You know, Barack Obama was
a senator. Uh the bushes where governors right? Governor? Governor? President?

(06:35):
Can you have to be born American to run for president?
I could never run. I can't even run for a
fucking you could captain. I'm not even gonna citizen. I
can't be sucking the neighborhoods watch commander. You can't run
for a neighborhood watch commander. I can't. But I know
one guy. Last time he was here, he's running for president. Noa,
he decided, I got I can't just for president. You

(06:59):
can't just like just be a virgin and just su
a prostitute. Why not you got a baby step nigger,
get your dick suck by like the neighborhood whore. You
can't just jump into you know, you can just go
from never having sex to you know, stick in your
dick in a whales mouth. I'm mean to compare prostitutes

(07:20):
for Johina to a wales moth. Yeah it's okay, Mike.
I don't think they're listening with the whales at the
prostitutes both, all right? What my guy ran from? No
more president went for governor? Uh money, got Darris McCarry's
in the building. Holy crap, there's mccrary's in the house, Mike.
Every time I see Darris McCreary, here's twenty years younger.

(07:43):
What kind of a lecturer is he using? Man that's
called chooses and bartries? So the ware he that there?
It is? I mean Mike introduced it to me, you know,
when he brought it back from Africa, and I have
been on it ever since. This son of bitch never
gave me any of those. It won't work on your
skin because yeah, but you know what the change, Bessie,
You really do resemble a black man. You are a

(08:05):
brother from another mother to me. And I just want
you to know that I identified with you as black. Oh, Mike,
he might be black toe, he's a nigger to me, Mike.
I'm running for governor and I'm sorry, I got to
be politically correct. So it is California and California. You know,
I'm a native California. I'm born and raised. What are

(08:27):
you born to Central you know I'm sexty' no no, no, no,
that that's any wins a little, you know. You know,
after I do my tenure here in California's mayor, I mean,
I'm sorry as governor. They tried to get me to

(08:49):
run for me at first, but mayor has no power. Yeah,
so you don't have any power, not much. She can't
keep the money, can't steal money. Huh. They can't steal money,
right that part. So after that, hey, I mean we
might go do something in Chicago to help the people
of Chicago because they really need help there. You didn't
come alone. Tell you for my other jamesing, you could

(09:16):
that way have your own, Mike, Yeah, you could have
you o, Mike, I bring my ladies on, so that
way we're talking about for a minute, before I bring
on the blacks and angels, it's titty Tuzy'll talk to
a second when the ladies gonn take over that she
can move over when ladies come. Let's let's get to
meet your woman. This is my my, my beautiful and

(09:36):
my lovely fiance Tanya. Uh the artists formerly known as
Tanya James, who will be her new stage name will
be Tanya McCurry. But I told her to keep James
Tanya James McCurry. I want to be like Jackie Nass.
Keep all the motherfucker names. That's right, that's a good name.
Keeping him. Anyways, he didn't have to tell me who
was she married before? But she was married to my godfather. Actually,

(09:59):
who's your g Rick James James, bitch god damn? So
she's my fairy godmother wife. Wow. So your godfather dies,
rest in peace and then you take this woman? No, no, no,
that's still your bit, right know? She took me Actually,
I mean this is this was a whirlwind and uh,

(10:22):
how you remember it? Yes, don't make me burn you,
oh baby, you know we will burn a bit. I
didn't say that. I didn't have a running for governor.
I didn't say that. He said it. You keep talking,
block captain. So how long you guys been in a
fucking great question, Michael Blockson. You know we've been together

(10:48):
on and off for about seventeen years now. Rick j
was the live seventeen years he was he was. No. No,
So let me tell you your wife look like go
to fact check. Listen, listen. So what happened was? Um,
it was, it was. It was just fake. When did
James die? When did Wow? Right? No, she was having

(11:12):
a fair with you? She was, she was not. That's
not that's not how that happened at the funeral, are
you right? Exactly seventeen years ago? Yeah, at the funeral,
my goodness. And and uh, you know the way that
it really well, you know what, that's why people crashed.
Funeral crashes heard of, wedding crashes also heard of. Women
are so vulnerable on funerals, take advantage I did. I

(11:39):
did not know. No, I actually I am guilty, but
I was taking advantage of I've been burning you. Yes, no,
but you know what, it's it's really deep though, because
we have a really deep connection. Being a veteran in

(12:00):
this industry, uh for thirty seven years now, you know,
it's really hard to find people that are real, people
that really understand what it is we go through as entertainers.
You know, Mike, I always tell you all the time, man,
and I mean Chinese best to YouTube and I appreciate
you brothers, you know, for being so real and being
so solid because people come and go, you know, they
some of them are better actors than us, you know. Yeah,

(12:23):
even recently where a lot of Cloud chanses out there
trying to use different reasons for fame for fame, man,
And I tell people that I understand what you're chasing. Cloud.
I'm I'm I wasn't even chasing fame. I never asked
for any of this, you know, I'm trying to get
some of this ship back. I'm like a white personal
white privilege. I don't even know I got this ship.
I'm like, I don't want my white privilege, you know.
But I mean it's cool, you know when you're walking

(12:44):
somewhere and everybody knows your name. But then the problem
with it is that everybody everybody knows your name and
they always liked you came. Uh, you would to go
where everybody else? You want to go where everybody knows

(13:07):
your name? Chinese friend, you need to learn that song
about better. Yeah. Besides, it would be really impressive if
you learned the Chinese. That would be that would be
that we could do a remake. Yeah, you know, but
and then we would mix it with It's a rare

(13:28):
condition this day in the age to read any good
news on the newspaper. Love and tradition of the grand
design of the fire. Whether there must be some magic clue, right,
sad best Chinese Bestie has hidden talents. Yeah, but I

(13:51):
have hidden talent. I can't remember lyrics short term memory.
We got along. That's kid, you've been smoking a good weeds. No,
I have not smoke yet, which if I've become governor.
That if I've become governor, I'm going to make sure
it's illegal everywhere. He doesn't even smoke weed. I don't.

(14:12):
Let's just be but it comes a lot of people
down into the crime. It does. Everybody happened absolutely, you know.
I mean, my baby is my Mary Jane, he is
MS maryam my super free. So question, did you out
the funeral? I'm just kidding, Michael. So, so it was
it was did you make left? Okay? She got to

(14:34):
think about it. It would have been a good idea
about it. No, No, that was it was really detrimental.
I mean it was. It was. He was an amazing
widows at ferals funeral. Crasher crash man. I just go

(14:56):
there and dressing black like I know, Oneman, just stay
at the widow a lot of widows and they got
better food of funerals and windings. Oh yeah, no reason
can somebody down. They didn't want to help you with agree,
that's just cooking, Mike. We don't have to wait for

(15:18):
somebody to die. We could just go where Michael Jackson
was buried in this party there all the time people
I was there die every day, Michael Blackson. Can you
start googling up funeral and SoC stars every day? You
just googled the funeral that was two thousand four. They
sat back to the future. I would like to go

(15:40):
to back in the future. But well, god, man, wouldn't
that be great? Man? But I mean, we're running for governor?
Is that when win win? Um? Well, we're gonna go
ahead and let this this uh this tenure with with
Governor Newsom? Yeah, when has he done? Next year off
for president hurt? Yes, Yes, that's what you're talking about.

(16:04):
That's what man. Maybe the first babe, you know, we
talked about that. That's what made me sad him doing
Super Bowl weekend. He's gonna looks like, let's just be really,
you're running for the governor of California. You know who
your competing competition is, No man, because there is no competition.
I'm not worried about because I'm a man of the people.
I'm here for the people. Man more power to all

(16:24):
the people's money. Caitlyn Jenner. They didn't vote for Caitlin,
they didn't. They didn't. Marry Elder was running. They didn't
vote for his black ass because he really wasn't black. Yeah,
so we're not we're not. We're not worried about it.
There's nobody running. There's nobody running, man, and you're just
a sho we're shoeing baby, like them penny loafers that

(16:44):
you got on. Just think you could just win it
that easy? It's easy. Well, you know what, nothing is easy.
But I mean, I'm gonna tell you this. Everything well
some of them are emotional, most of them, you right,
especially the cloud chases. But no, the thing, the thing,
the thing is, I hate cloud chases. Something I had.

(17:05):
It happened to me one time, one know that I remember.
So this is one particular chick came to my birthday party,
you know, just taking pictures of me, I get sure,
and taking a picture you know, next, you know, pop
popped up to another party. I am make another video
not shutting up prop nexting this bit, she got a
whole story in Instagram. I'm dating. And it's that easy

(17:27):
to that easy. It's so crazy. I think it's for
the ground, for the ground, for the likes. It's like,
you know, it's crazy, man. You know, You've got people
who've worked their craft for years, who studied, who who's sacrificed.
I mean, you know, I mean sleepless nights, I mean
up early in the morning, discipline, early call times. Here
you go, and the motherfucker can just pop up and

(17:50):
come to a party and put a story and funk
your ship up. And now you're backpill and trying to
figure out. And I don't have to explain ship to
no motherfucking body. That's what's crazy. But I'm here for
the world work. I'm here for the people. I've been
here for thirty seven years and I'm gonna continue to work.
I got my first lady. We have in the run
for the first lady first, Yeah, wow, that would be

(18:12):
it would be the first time we have um white House.
We're not governor. What's the cup where the governor lives
like it's the great mansion. It's the Governor's like a
crack house. What's it called the governor mansion. There's a
governor mansion and it's it's gotten the capital. So it
has been like Sacramento right here that we're not living in.

(18:33):
We can get ye right about the man. They got good.
They got good baby all the good weed up this
right by the baby good. We have to figure that out.
What we do like talking about it later talking don't
make me burn? Okay, he has comedia or something. What's dicified?

(18:53):
What's going on? Well? No, so so listen, I mean
just you know, if you google, I mean you know,
I mean her and Rick, they were really wild and
we were accused of burning bitches. So I'm making a joke,
you know, because y'all was having like three someomes and
four something freaking out eightsoms intensive type of you guys

(19:14):
beat Michael Blocks. Yeah, most I've had with like four
you have you have you guys. If you guys watch
that documentary I look horrible. A documentary. I want to
watch it. It's called it's called a Bitching Rick James
documented Bitching and Fury Rick James or something. Wow, it

(19:40):
is true. You know. The cool The cool thing about
it is that, um, the state we're working on Rick
other men to or not. Just when it was twenty
two years younger than him, I didn't want anybody but him.
I was a sweet naive child. So when he was
twenty two you as a sprint formerly known as which

(20:03):
is probably the reason why I mean, we're not. I
don't get the part. I don't get the you don't
get the first time three something, get somewhere? Holder Why
you not gonna give me five something? Okay, that's a
fist you can't give you James. That's not fair, hey,
because life isn't fair. To keep me on track, you

(20:25):
know why? Because he's Rick James big Jack. I'm telling
your James big I mean, you know, I don't. I'm
not even looking at the titties that you got in
the room more than once. I don't already. Don't worry
because it's titty, beautiful facest blacks and angels are going
to join us right Come and sit next to your man,

(20:46):
because if not, I'm gonna have titties right next to him. Pitty,
we got some beautiful Nay, come on, lady, come and
join us. Come on, come on, we gotta have an
extra huge titties from Canaday, Mike. I thought the border

(21:06):
was close because of cool border, just open goodness. I
saw them coming from a mile away. I'm not gonna
look at them more than any Winslow. When you go
to a Chinese buff it's okay to look at what's there,
but you just gonna touch mixing room for policy. Chinese

(21:29):
best friend is smart Paula. That's Paula. She's really telling
is my favorite? She is your favorite? Would you let
Paula um give you a man some No? God, why not?
Then they're done that. I just told you I had twenties.

(21:51):
What if any Winslow is wearing the the Rick James
wig in the outfit, just like the movie. That's a
good idea, Honey. What does that have to deal with that?
When next time you guys give each other a kiss,
I'm just curious. Oh that's so, that's what I'm talking about. Okay, Sorry,

(22:12):
turning off, Mike. They want to kiss, don't make me
go ahead? Give her kiss me me? What the it's
so sweet? Yeah? Tell you that for a kiss, paul.
I can't get the kids my God, I don't want
to be homeless tonight. This jacket is not strong enough

(22:35):
for the winds. Give my wife kids, give my Oh
oh that was that's what she just said. She's all right,
she's all right, come on, give kids. I thought you

(22:58):
said kiss the titties. I was like, I don't know, yeah, exactly,
come on. Oh that's just might give me my vascilatation said,
a lot of kissing going on. There's a whole lot

(23:18):
of kids from There's a whole lot of kids in
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(23:42):
first see you on Patreon. Your mother saw guys. So
he's running for governor where you'll vote for him? There,
Darius for president, woomoom there, yes for a president. Yeah.
She's got to be part of the campaign, honey. And

(24:07):
we'll make you part of the campaign too. You can
go recruit voters. We'll put you with the polls and
you have faithful to her right, um, darres, he's faithful
to you, Okay, good man, that's how that matters. Yes,
I am faithful the next thing, the next day him. Yeah,

(24:28):
we've been there. I mean, after seventeen years, I don't
want them problems. I don't want none of that smoke.
I'm cool. I mean, you know I have after and temper.
When you got to like him, to like him, why
would you want to go with PEPSI you know what
I mean? Yeah, she could be part of the campaign.
Don't my baby have a sexy voice. I just love

(24:48):
her her just her voice dead it to me. I
just I just you know, when I'm away from home.
I just because you love me. These people don't know me.
It's okay. Every part of the campaign too. Baby. Do
you eat as I'm just curious. I just want to
because she does have self lep hell yeah, are you Governor?

(25:12):
You gotta eat the well. We're going to be the
first governor um and first lady to put out a
sex tape Freaky Treats. We enjoy Freaky freaking and cheese
with Darius. Yes, with Mr Governor and Ms Governor, Mrs
Governor Lady. That's right, not yet, because I want to

(25:34):
see it. Oh, these freaky girls here, it gets kind
of hot. I did get him the other day that
we should probably do it just for fun. We're gonna do.
We're gonna make sure we win the election first, and
then we'll put the sex tape out absolutely, make sure
to open only four hours before that. Yes, yes, why? Why? Why?

(25:55):
I mean his wife is great? Okay, okay, people would
pay you guys, would make like a good side hustle,
like vacation money. You know. Well, we'll be the first
governor um um and governor lady to have only fans
and and the the campaign slogan as you voted for
the Schwarzer nigga, now vote for the real Nigga's hilarious.

(26:22):
Come see what is going to win for the after
that'd be like when is the next election? Four four
and and and and we're gonna be on stage party
and you guys remember when we said it, And we're
gonna play California Love at at the party and okay,
I want you I'll save it, honey, I have to

(26:43):
tap it down. Well, it's not no, honey, I can
never know because California, you know what, Yes, well, no,
she don't like but I like that though, Chinese bestie.
I think what you were doing in with well, honey,
we have to water it down a little bit. For
those who don't have rhythm. You have to clap on

(27:04):
the one in the three. Everybody can't catch the two
on the four. Baby, it's embarrassing. Maybe that's why most
most most when you do it, well, he black his hair.
That's a lot of black, hey, baby, And that's that's
coming from the President of the Yes, Mike, you kind
of he's getting closer to the darkness of you. Let's

(27:27):
get beautiful. Polar Paula is absolutely gorgeous. She's are you Columbia?
She's Columbia. You know what's in Colombia cocaine. So not
only does she have great thighs, she has great cocaine too.
Awesome kind of boss gus personal coffee. That's coffee, yes, honey, yes, honey.
And well so listen, my my honey is a drug

(27:50):
and alcohol counselor. Um, she's uh, there are so many
drugs in Hollywood. Hunt. That's that's a good job. It's
job security in Hollywood being a drug counselor. That's it.
It's like it's like it's like everybody's a crackheaded no,

(28:13):
but they did it for real back then though, Like
this whatever they're doing now is fake and they're trying
to imitate something and it's it's not even really worth it.
Impostors and posers, imposters, imposers. That's and one of these
you know, um, because it was it was, and it
was a community back then, not crack. Back then it

(28:35):
was a rich man's drug. Not yea, it pure cracks.
And start out with this much powder and you get
this much solid. Well, this is the thing you have
to understand right now, is somebody on a bus or
they've packed up all their things in their car, or
they're on a plane to come here and make it,

(28:56):
and they've decided that they're going to take Hollywood by storm.
They got legs like Paula and and and an ass
like um mem and and Ty's like yes, and they're
like I'm sorry, oh yeah, definitely, they like we're gonna

(29:21):
take Hollywood by storm. And then they get here and
you know, it doesn't hit like they wanted to, and
you know, they need some some counseling, and you know,
and sometimes they find their way into a bottle or
into something deeper. To come to California, baby, to do
all this because my mom passed away from drugs and
it's everywhere. It's a real problem. First the mental mental health,

(29:43):
mental health we do of the issues that starts with
the drugs. You better talk about it, diagnosis. It's the
addiction and the mental illness, and together it makes it correct.
But here it just seems to to go crazy because
here it's the devil. You know what they say about Hollywood.

(30:04):
You come into the Devil's mouth and they suck your soul. Well.
In addition to grounded if you're not ground and my
baby grounds me for real, grounded as fuck, because she's
real as fu. We need real people in real life.
You know, there's a lot of real fake people here
and that that's that's one of the things that that
that bonded us. You know, I was having that understanding.
That's what we're talking about, Mike, with some U the
vultures and people, you know how they you know, they

(30:26):
look to prey on on, you know, people in the light,
you know, but a lot of them are transplants. I
mean I was born and raised here. I walked to
elementary school on Hollywood Boulevard. He's born in Hollywood. She
went to preschool or elementary high with Drew Barrymore. Oh,
I know, yeah, like they like that's you know that

(30:48):
my grandfather was born in Hollywood. Wow, So he's just
Hollywood baby. I am a Hollywood baby. I'm a Hollywood mama.
Here my baby, I'll show you my baby to name. Okay,
but when we get home, I'm gonna show you tonight.
I'm gonna break out. I'm gonna break out the handcuffs on.
I'll break them out. Please, Baby, I love when you

(31:08):
do that to me. Okay, got ready for your sex
tape because I know, Mike, the sex tape is only
after we win the election where you have a good
chance of winning night after talking about it, only fans,
we're gonna be the first governor and governor and governor
lady to have um the only fans. Only fans wait

(31:31):
to go to your governor's bowl. We're gonna have a man.
You and Mike. You're gonna be right there in the front.
Your mom and you are my brothers. We turned up
and we're gonna play California Love. Yes, here's my brother
from another mother. Yes, here's my brother. In fact, Mike,
I warned this outfit today because it gave me some inspiration.
You know, I came straight in for Miami, but I said,
I'm gonna going to Color. I got sweating just like that,

(31:55):
just because you're going to see Michael. Yes, revolutely, Yes,
you're admitting it now that you didn't emit it earlier. Well,
because you didn't like this alphath you didn't like down yes, yes,
big yeah, I can't imagine you ain't bad. I just
it's like all the different names. He's a ninja. She's
like animal. You call like a lady tiger. I call

(32:20):
her my tiger. She's the pink panther. She really is
the pink panther. And then we played I'm Batman and
she's catwoman. You guys gonna have a family or family
don't matters? Family matters? Does? I have a twenty nine
year old son who's my business partner. It's a family business.

(32:40):
That's me and Rex son. It's a family thing. He's amazing.
He has three lovely children. Okay, so you guys done,
no more, no more, no more kids. Baby. Well, Mike, Well,
when I was thinking about Mike, when we win governed,
a nice little um. Well, Barack Obama, get back to
the new president. Oh yeah, great idea. Yeah, Well, Mike,

(33:03):
you know, after we win governor, we're gonna run. Damn.
After we win governor, we're gonna run for president, Mike,
We're gonna run after and then she could help all
the president with the drug problem like Trump. And I'm
gonna let you go don do his thing. Yeah, because

(33:26):
we need we need, I mean we need. We know
Joe Biden is gonna run again. Trump is gonna run.
Biden is not going to live long enough to run again.
And Mike, I might need you to make that call
to Joe years old, but Mike, Mike can make. We
need you to make that call to Joe Biden to
endorse us. For God, for the governor remembers can't remember.

(33:48):
He loves our podcasts. Shout out Obama for being a
great president. We need a new one. Well, we're gonna
we're gonna hit Werena with this governor this thing, and
then we're gonna make the rent of the White House
and you'll be right there on the White House doing
the flexing that she's talented. Mike. Oh, yeah, he titties
talk and move, and I think she hastes are substantial,

(34:13):
has substantial titties. Now that's not Oh yeah, that's so
much that I can't wait to just if you had babies,
your babies so happy to teck a titty because I
can't have milk anymore because I got breast with that show.
You believe it or not, you can't have My titties

(34:33):
was so big, I have to get smaller. And they
were bigger than that. Yeah, unfortunately, I really like it.
I wish they were smaller, but not even they were fakes.
Just they were really big. And I was like, big
titties big not because they cut the nipples and they
make it smaller everywhere. Yeah, big COUCHI to Everything is
big now, everything is big. But the only thing that's small,

(34:56):
I would have to say is the little pinky. That's
why I call her like that, Like little pinky. Who's pink?
Little pinky? Oh you have a little click but a
fat couci. I think it's fat from the outside. Okay,
but there's not a lot of meat, if that makes
any sense. Okay, so meat with no fat on it? Okay,

(35:16):
So it's tight I'm from Canada, Montreal, Canadians that don't
sound like you. Yeah, I'm Canadian a but like from
the French part. That's it, Mimi. You eat the opia
right Beorn and baby raised in Canada as well. Toronto. Yah.

(35:38):
Oh yeah, that's one of Drake's ex girlfriends. I love
Canadian people. Drake. No, okay, I'm sorry. You know you did.
You're just not trying. You're just not You're not a
cloud chaser. You meet me because you're not a cloud changer.
You know you gave Drake. You gave Drake night. She's
not lying. I'm a nice girl, not high yellow asthma.

(36:00):
Her father I like my man or she like like
Drake's father with the this is cool, we fun, it's cool.
He's just he's not cool. He tried to suck you

(36:21):
to Drake's father, and I said, he tried to just
very interesting, is very friendly, He's very like. That's how
that generation was. They didn't have social media, they didn't
have all of that. Listen, I was I was talking.
I was saying the other day that I used to
hear my grandfather talked about walking to work ten miles

(36:44):
in the snow. Then I would hear my dad, my
father talking about walking six miles in the snow to school,
you know, to work. Now I'm like, okay, I'm an
anomaly because I was working at nine years old and
I never worked walked to work, however, did walk two
blocks to go to school? You know? Um, but I

(37:04):
was a Latsky kid because remember that was our generation.
We were Latsky kids. We had the key and we
came home. Sometimes our parents weren't home and we would
be there. We'd have to you know, we have some
sense of responsibility. These kids today is fucking uberan remote learning.
The assholes around birds. Birds they adn't even got They
didn't gotta ride a damn skateboard. The skateboards got called

(37:27):
lady kids. Scares me. So it's like, where did they
get They're not getting breath fact and all their mothers
are getting tennis reduced. They're not getting breath fast. That's
the reason why I got breast fact. I don't know
if y'all remember when we has to be cool before Instagram,
when we have to be cool in real life to

(37:48):
dance on the walls and stuff. We had parties like that,
the good days TikTok dance and you're like, what why
do I don't know? What is this? Like? You know
we used to dance like this on the wall and
now they're like what are you catching? Like what's following?
For what they're doing? What they'd be doing? What they do?
Let me I should do it with the boobs. You

(38:17):
gonna start a new challenge. It's called the booby Tuesdays,
the titty tooth Day Challenge, and Paula is gonna start
Thursday thide Challenge because those thighs are umays you stop stuttering,
just say it, honey. I was trying to find the
right words, baby, honey that you said it, and I
was gonna say something else. Please, That's why I got

(38:42):
rother let me look like thighs? Well, you know she
you know she she says, I can't. She says, honey,
I wasn't stuttering. I was trying to find some much.
Oh girl, I'm gonna take you back and back and
do something to you. Do you want to watch them
fun some nice legs? She don't, she don't. I'm I'm

(39:06):
working on that though, Mike. I'm working on that though, Mike.
I'm trying to I'm trying to I'm thinking about moving
to Utah, and and there's not enough work in the world. Ninja,
I can't. You could do whatever you want just without me.
That's the problems, Like damn, Like, I don't want to
do it without you. Yeah, but I'm happy with you.
I don't want to do it. So that's what brought

(39:27):
me to this conclusion. To her, that's fucked up. That's
funked up. So you're not going to Utah. But she
don't know what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna become
a Mormon here first. If I don't become a Muslim,
it's either gonna be a Musli. I'm gonna either go
to Muslim or I'm gonna become a Mormon. And because
she's such a good woman, she's gonna stand by our man.
All you have to treat the wife. Yeah, they're both

(39:49):
gonna be homeless. I don't have no problem with that.
You could do all that. I asked Michael Blaxton. He
has like six wife I forget cards, and if she
said she's gonna send me I'll miss you friend cards.
If I would go wilcome a Muslim or Mormon. Absolutely

(40:12):
and then she's gonna dump you and stuck you. It's
not just us. I still love you even if I'm
not with you. That's what I love. You would be
happy about my own boundaries. I know what I want,
So if it's if you can't give it to me,
then I let you go. But honey, who can understand

(40:33):
not going nowhere? God? Let it go. And it's been
seventeen years. I mean that means you know, she kicked
me out, and you know, I go around and when
we break up and you know what I'm saying, and
I go make a baby or something, I go around too.
It's not just him. My mama always says what Papa
can do, Mama can do. You're not helping the situation

(40:54):
not better. I'm not helping. Yes we are, That's that's
the beauty of it. We do. Yeah, yeah, motherfuckers. But
that's why we went. I went in here and I said, no,
we we've been to put a ring on this ship.

(41:14):
Now we've done playing. Is that engage? Yes? Congratulations when
you guys get engaged Monday of last congratulations, Thank you guys. Yeah, totally,
we can't be running for governor. You know, you know
we're living in sin. My cousin is a bishop. Got

(41:36):
nothing to do with My cousin is a bishop. He's
like one of the youngest bishops in the world. He
got like six churches under him. You really did married.
There were date right before the governor's election. Two December, September, September.
I don't want happy anniversary, merry Christmas present, so it

(41:58):
would never be in December. It's like, so I'm trying
to see how long we can wait before now we reconnected.
Stem that's last week. You just got engaged. Wow, congratulations,
Because sometimes the trouble it makes you realize stuff. Yeah,

(42:23):
I'm married to the game. I married myself, you know,
because until this man that will take this one off
to put a real one, you know, but to live
some through stuff and go through a lot of people,
ship and stuff to get to the diamond and the rough,

(42:44):
the one that always been by your side, the one
that deserves everything. And then it makes you stronger and
it makes you grow and at the end, nothing can
be It's unbreakable. It's unbreakable. It's unbreakable. Nobody can everybody
can be a snake in the grass, but nobody can
be the queen. That's a good thing. Congratulation, Thank you

(43:08):
so much. Like I've been there in the game strong friends.
It's been going with so far. He brought me to
l A. You know what I'm saying, was it how
was the engagement? Was like my coffee? How was your engagement?
Was it like a surprise? Did you expect total surprise?
He came to my doctor's office when I was filling
out paperwork and he was like, I want you to

(43:32):
have my last name. And I was like, get out
of your boy, and then he just put it in
my face on his pinky and I was like, wow, Wow,
are you serious right now? Are you get the funk
out of here? I was trying to think of what Stephen, Yes,
of course, I said, yes, I love this man. Another kids,

(43:53):
please just give him kiss grag I mean, can you come?
Can you? Can you come and twork while he's dancing?
Is my brother? This is? It just turned into no,

(44:17):
just just tack into Michael Black, Just trying to make
sure you know the family matters. Yeah, the family that
t works together stays together. It is. We're gonna have
Paula tworking at the wedding reception. We're gonna have me
Mimi be in my bridal party and she can be

(44:39):
at my bachelorette party, because you know that's going to
be off the chain. Oh my god, No, you don't understand.
This is miss freaky treats. If I can, I come.
I love midgets. I don't have a midget friend, but
I just because I really want to come. I love
little little little women party. I'm to midget my branch party.

(45:02):
You just want to get that would be great. I
want it. Yeah, you can just put it on your
feet and walk around. I mean, you're right, you're like
and you're like us. I want to. I want to

(45:23):
grow in person. Okay, I don't want to. Noget is
not a Seriously, I'm sorry because I don't want It's
not politically correct. It's not a politically correct word. That's
not nice. Thank you as governor. I'm sorry. We have
to be politically correct. We can't say midget. We can't

(45:43):
say nigga. We can't we can't know that's not nice.
We can't call black people. I think it's people and everybody.
And listen, you don't have to be black to be
a nigga. Just know that. But we still don't use
the word. We don't say cracker, we don't say um
uh honky honky, we don't we don't want to say

(46:03):
any of those things. We're gonna stop Asian hate. Yes, yes,
it is power to the people, power to all the people,
all the time. That is all about the people, because
it takes every kind of people and we have to
come together because there's no fund coming alone. I just
can't thank you for the moral of the story is

(46:26):
that you get help getting undressed, but once you're fucked,
you get dressed by yourself. That's really very I like that.
I like that moral of the story. Once you're fucked, Yeah,
you're fine. You're alone. You can't dress alone. You cannot yourself.

(46:49):
You can't voted. Nigga, nigga, I can't. I can't. What's
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(47:34):
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I'm very serious. Just he's dead as serious. This is
what I was gonna run for president. I really was.
But you know, the people who are who are um
behind us and who are working with us, they suggested
that we get a little practice. And you know, and

(47:56):
Ronald Reagan was governor before he became president, and that's
usually a great place to also an actor. You know,
Arnold Schwarzenegger would have ran for president if he would
have been able to do a if he would have
done a really good job as governor, they probably would
have allowed him through some loophole to run for president.
But because he didn't, I mean, it's difficult to understand politics,

(48:18):
and it's also difficult not to get drunk with the
power once you get in office, as we saw with
Donald Trump. I mean, you know that power, power and
fame were the most of the biggest drugs that you
could ever experience. And one good thing about acting is
that you've already gotten everything thrown at you, pussy, money,
you know, favor, and so when you get into a

(48:43):
political or on a political platform, you aren't dazzled by that.
And so that is I think an advantage that an
actor that moves into politics has firstly someone who's been
doing it since the child. Fuck you up if you
get too frisky, Yes, baby, I'm on my best behavior
in the worst way at all times. Honey, she's my president.

(49:07):
Every great man has a great woman behind. Maybe she should.
What if we were like, oh, well, that's why you're
the lady governor. That's what you already the lady governor.
That's why I said we're gonna be the first governor.
You were well, baby, well that's what our only fans
is gonna be. Baby, But don't give it away to

(49:29):
after we you know, you know, the election stuck with us.
They were just going to wile out as governor. We
could bring it back absolutely, and he got that right.
Every Andy, you're gonna win for sure, somebscribers, fans, if
you're listening, vote for Eddie. And we promised to be

(49:50):
promised when we wins low, when we wins low, when
we wins low girl, very McCrary, very query for California.
The ladies and gentlemen sex motherfuck. I think they need

(50:14):
a room. Michael Blacks and I haven't seen any kiss
thing like that since the movie Titanic. Oh, I'm sorry,
pink panthers calling me that? What you call your pussy?

(50:39):
The pink panther? I'm sorry? Are you run for governor?
I'm saying for governor and call him bad batman? I'm batman.
I'll call my dick with tumbo. Yes, we we heard
about what you called. I call it snake snake. Paula,
what do you call your couchie? You haven't gotten that's

(51:05):
why you single ship, don't MEMI you have a name
for your pussy? What is your pussy's name? Let meemi?
How about you? I said it earlier, little pink, Little
pinky pinky. You should name Paulo's pussy tonight. Yes, Paula,
let us see what your pussy looks like. So we
you said, we know she's getting show it to us.

(51:26):
It's a family show, all right. Let me see what
should name my vagina? I like, let me see looking
at Pepe columbianas Yes, dream you don't any of those. Oh,

(51:47):
let's go out cute cocaine, cocaine, cocaine. You heard it first,
right about podcast Coke, little Mimi, Pinky Pink panther, pink panther,

(52:08):
and cok We get addicted to that. I wait a
little bit of Now you say his name, he's Batman,
I'm Batman, Cole, little Mimi, Pinky mud a little bit

(52:40):
of a little Mimi in my life. What kind of
is that what you're gonna dress for Halloween? Yeah, I'm
gonna get dressed there and drink that. Yeah, I keep
it that I should be what you're gonna need? A

(53:01):
kidnappers mustache. That fucking mustache is learning. We could stuff
and I could do it, but no, but then you'd
be messing with his swag. Baby baby, you'd be messing
with his swag. No, that's part of Drake's daddy, his mustache,
that's part of his mustache. That's like cutting Sampson's hair.

(53:21):
Oh yeah, you can't mustache with his swag. Like that's
you know what I'm saying, Like, baby baby, no, baby baby,
that that's your friend outside. And I was just like
I was staring at this mustache and he had on
all red. Don't be mad that I'm talking about you,

(53:42):
But that red outfit was I like that red outfit?
That was players? You know what, if you want my stylus,
I will fire you. Okay. When I saw him outside,
he had the Muslim what is it called the yeah
we go? It was red. He had a red shirt on,

(54:03):
red pants, red rattlesnake boots. Baby, maybe can I blood? Maybe?
Can I talk to my stylus? Can you can you
talk to my styles and tell my style she's my stylus.
Can you tell my stylus that I want to wear? No,
I want to red outfit. I want to blue. I'm

(54:25):
a crip. I want to blue outfit like that. No, No,
I can't. Hell no, she almost didn't let me wear this, Mike,
but I told her I had to wear this tonight.
She didn't know. Drinks, daddy, Why is he dressed like that?
We gotta picture him that night with value value very nice.

(54:48):
So do you how anything somebody leaft that looked like drinks?
That outfit, it's something my closet. I'm sure, bro. I
can't help you with the stash. This still on Hollywood
Boulevard for the mustache, Yes you do, and the whole
outfit you can get it, get the coofy just going

(55:10):
there and say you want to look like Drake's daddy.
You know what I mean? If you resemble Imman, the
one of the most gorgeous models in history, I'm short.
I can't be like Emma one of the most beautiful
supermodels in history ever and she was from Somalia. Actually
my favorite supermodel. She's still she's fucking amazing. Beverley Johnson

(55:35):
was It was another one I used to model and
I was a wee babe and Beverly Johnson was my mentor.
She was my mother in law. Eman was my favorite.
So you're sucking all your family, my brother, your godfather.
You know what my nickname is for him, Chamberlain who

(55:57):
because he's fucked everybody in Hollyland. Did you really lets
how many all the people you sucked in Hollywood? Well,
you know my thing is I never kiss and taill Mike.
You know, man, I'm from the baby he kiss you tell.

(56:18):
Don't think any wins know you break. You know, back
in the day was really cool. I mean because they
weren't all these crazy rules and barriers and all this
weird stuff. You know, you can't compliment a lady and say, honey,
it wasn't well. I mean, I'm just saying we used
to be able to be friendly. I mean we were creative,

(56:42):
just enough dropping to I mean just you know, if
we were running lines, or if I was dropping in
on to say hi and another sound stage to quick
drop in. It's this thing on such a abuse that
hit him in the head with a goddamn mix like accept,
I'm glad something to see some of the ship. She

(57:04):
pulls out on me, Like what you to hear? Lord
of mercy, Baby, honey, you can't talk about this, honey. No, no,
I'm I'm we're running for governor. No, baby, no, nothing, nothing,
nothing but your tongue goes back there, you know, just

(57:25):
little pinky nothing but your tongue in there. Baby, you
know the rules stop that. I'm working on it. Me
me list my mom might come across somebody. The bishop
is gonna see it. I'm just kidding. Jared Bishop Jared

(57:49):
my cousin is a bishop. He's one of the youngest
bishops ever in the history of the whole Bishop is
really proud of him. It was awesome. It's the nothing.
Long is gonna be the one. Don't marry you anyway,
So long I want the bishop to marry us, That's what.
And you know, hopefully we'll do it right before the election,

(58:10):
you know, right before we win and everything so great,
and then we'll start the only fans and get far
away from the church. Yeah, because we're gonna be backsliders.
I'm a I'm a professional backslider. Actually, you know. I
told my mom and she asked me to go to
my cousin's ordination. I said, Mama, I'm gonna combust instantly
when I walk into church, and she said, inside I
talked to the mother's board. They're saying some extra prayers

(58:32):
to that because we can't lose you like that. So
you know, I'm a perfect And then he made me go, yes,
I did you know? I had to take my backslide.
And partner were professional perpetual backsliders. Have you Jar's Have
you ever a pussy watchings on a period? No? I
don't think we have, but we've had we've had period sex. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

(58:54):
she claimed to me. I just so you like to you,
they're going to catch up. I don't like to, but
you know, I just if I have to have her happen.
Guys love it. It's more with it's more central, the
girl is more horny and everything. Only if it's a
real man, though, because it's like those little bitchmen that
are like, yeah, yeah, Mike, I get some lessons tonight.

(59:17):
I don't like you. I mean she forced me a
few times. Probably, how's devil head look like she needs
to force you to do anything? You know, she We've
had big arguments about how trying to make me her period.
Well you know what it's hot? Well, no, no, she
wants me to look at the blood. She don't try
to shot at the blood. That sounds that sounds very

(59:39):
christ like. That sounds very christ like. That sounds like
like the good Christian. Well, I mean you just pee
on me for that. That's what you do when your
Kelly stuff. No, I like you when on me, get
close and grind the pen, hand up and shower. That's bullshit.
The golden shot cold by the time it hits. Every

(01:00:00):
body has been Michael, stop playing titty. No, I've never
been I peed on and I never peed on somebody.
And maybe that's how you take the ship I was
asked to do it, but I didn't do it. You
look like a peer. You know. I pet on anybody.

(01:00:20):
You wouldn't be on nobody. You wouldn't want to own
nobody's best friend. Have you pet on anyone? Anybody? Michael
blocks on who cares, can never be anywhere anybody pet you? Huh? No?
Have you ever peeted outside? Were you drunk? Tree? He
didn't pe you didn't pee on like no mouse or nothing. Nothing?

(01:00:42):
I know. Yeah, I had something. I had a fan.
She has a confession. Help me hear me? Named me
p P and he already pays me. He pays you
to hear you pee like like a five, like a
couple of hundred, like baby house. Let him now, he
will just hear it. I need that money. You want

(01:01:07):
to hear your ship. That's a great one. I never
met him. I'm saying here, kid dropping the toilet. You
never want to get into the ship. Don't judge nobody
for anybody but what they like, you like what you like.
Trust me, you can't get into the ship. Yeah. I've
had the request for a video for a thousand dollars
to have like the camera on my back, but that's

(01:01:30):
probably because they came. They probably can't believe. They probably
can't believe out of that thing. How much was it
a thousand dollars? Of course you did, Michael Brockton. They
want to prove that the thing coming out. No, nobody's
gonna know, They're gonna know. Nobody's gonna know. Turn around,

(01:01:51):
let's see that as is it the same as I
was like this, I would go like this, and I
would squad. Nobody would know. Now he knows whose as
it was like, I'm gonna go take a p It's
like Chinese best friends. It's not my head out now

(01:02:13):
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(01:02:42):
for like I'm asking all of you because obviously you
guys are in public eye. I've been like with people
that are in the public eye, and I feel it's
so annoying and I've been there only one day. How
is it to feel watch every second of your life
be honest, like the good part and the bad parts
about it. Michael. You know, I just I never looked

(01:03:03):
at myself as a celebrity. I just always felt like
I'm just this funny guy that everybody foks with. Um.
I just I got used to it. You know. My
life is like open book, you know. I mean, we
went a couples retreat and my face got to know
everything about it, my personal life. I don't, I don't
hold nothing back. That's that's I mean, I would I
would have to agree with that. My life is an

(01:03:24):
open secret though. Yeah, but sometimes news come in the
news and they're not even true and you have to
deal with it. It's like if somebody said something about
me and it's not true and I laugh about it
and I'd be like, we're a weirdo. Second of all,
after I just deal with it and it's not a
problem two days later, nobody knows. But when you're in

(01:03:45):
the public eyes is in the news, it's in shade room,
it's in this kind of keeps it like in your
face all the time. You used to be able to
really do that, you know, I mean, that was the
whole thing is you would laugh at it, but now
you spend all of your sources fighting someone's accusations, you know,
m because nine times out of ten they're trying to

(01:04:06):
cloud chase. So that's why. But you do have to
be cognizant of your surroundings at all times, and you
have to make sure that you surround yourself with good people,
UM and and real people. And for me being the
wife of UM, sometimes it's difficult because you honor the
fans because they're the ones that that you're here for.

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But you also have to dedicate your life and so
you have to kind of forsaken right, and then you
have to like really be private instead of just being natural.
And it's hard because if you want to go out
to dinner, like I can't get his full attention because
a million motherfucker's come up to the table Eddie wins Loud.
That's not his fucking name, but it is holy because

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of your accent. But it is difficult, especially like say,
if we're having a debate or a minor argument and
we have to stop, yeah, because then it's gonna go
Can I get this and get the funk out of here?
But you can't do that because that's what they sign
up for. You can't not that you can't be real,

(01:05:17):
but you can't go to the store and be normal,
like do anything normal. It's kind of like I feel
like everybody's always looking at you, and like it's like
you don't want to always be looked at and I
feel like that's hard, and I'm like, I'm just the
Instagram model. I don't have that much followers. But sometimes
it gets crazy. I go somewhere and people are just
annoying and I'm just that regular persons. I can't imagine

(01:05:38):
somebody that I was always watching you. You're every step,
You're every move like you can't breathe. You know Rick
James's wife, you know, he was an icon, a musical icon,
but then being with Darius, I realized, like he's more
recognizable than my husband was because he was on primetime TV.
He was in everybody's living room. Whereas a musical icon,

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you know, you kind of have to seek them out.
They are just in your living room every night on
the TV during family time. So and then they feel
comfortable with coming up and like sitting down at your table.
Oh my god, you change my life. And it's a
positive message. But then it's like boundaries, bitch. But then
I don't but I don't. I don't say it, but

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in my mind, I'm like, fuck off respectfully. Edy Winshow
is a very wonderful man though, and so is Darius McQuary.
But but the moral, the moral of the story is
that I just want to say that to people when

(01:06:43):
people are having dinner, no matter how many many time
you saw them on TV or how much you like
their songs' just yeah, just let them be and maybe
towards the end when they're walking out like politely, but
I mean like po polite about it, like I'll go
even harder for them when they do do that. But
then you have to also take an accountability and you

(01:07:04):
have to understand like like like like telling you just said,
we did sign up for this, and these people feel
like taking into account they feel like they know us,
and they also feel like they'll never get to see
us again. They're like, yo, look this the motherfucker he
might leave. I have to walk up to him and
I have to tell him. I have to say I
would be test na. I have to say it to

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I'm the only guy if you'll come to me and
curse me, bitch, and it's a compliment. All my compliments
starts with black bitch, you black ugly, like they're masking
him up. A couple with you asking you from your
kids and I kids like this, but imagine what you're saying.

(01:07:47):
Did I do that? And I'm like, that's not even
my line on my coach start in live, motherfucker, I
don't know, did you do that? Tell me what you
tell me? Tell me something? Do I look like? Was
ever a nerd? Hello? I'm like, where you know, are
the one who made us? You know, like if you

(01:08:10):
in an industry, fans are the one who building your
brand whatever. So you have to make time and you know, yes,
but you gotta respect. There's a respect that. Yeah, I
don't care. I'm a fan of the only person that
would start chuck me right now. I'm going to say
it because I've met a lot of stars. No, No,
Seth Rogain. I love Seth rog I want to smoke it, helt.

(01:08:34):
I want to laugh and I'm no, it's not like that.
It would be like a smoke. I want to laugh.
The game, what would you divorce the game? Yeah, you're
I thought you were talking about the rapper the game.
I'm like, I'd be doing a lot of things for
the game too, but I'm saying I would be like, Hi,

(01:08:59):
my name is just drop something on the park. But anyways, Yes,
that's real. She's funny. Titty titty diny diy dinny, what

(01:09:32):
are you doing? Can we see some Tuesday? Shout out
to all the tittis in here, small, big, medium, size,
You're all beautiful. We're all beautiful. Amen, Titty Tuesday. Then,
I'm trying to guess decide how you feel about titty Tuesday.
You haven't said much. How do you feel about titty Tuesday?

(01:09:53):
Mike Michael Blacks and Triple D anyways, Michael Michael back,
the man is multi talented. He's not just a comedian.
He never made me the clairvoyant as well. Size right,

(01:10:14):
what's my size? Michael Michael Black? Thirty six double DS
thirty two tho, that's not a triple thirty four triple
D th double D D thirty six double D S.

(01:10:37):
When I buy bras, I buy thirty six single D
Oh yeah, victorious, I don't worry. I'm a brad list bitch. Sorry,
let the titty freeze. I wish I liked them, but
I'm not comfortable. When I was little, I was told
and I and I always kept it that Marilyn Monroe

(01:11:00):
wore abroad seven, she wore to bed and she never
had saggy titties. I mean she died young, but still,
I just it was my thing. Overdose, drug overdose. It
was a drug overdose. Yeah, yeah, I mean she was
she was taken out, she was overdosed. I feel like
because she was with the Kennedy just weirdly, like Michael Jackson,

(01:11:25):
like we're like people that is just disappeared, just like
when they're too intelligent, when they talk too much. That's
why I'm going to run for governors so that I
can just join them, because if you can't beat them,
just join them, great idea. Well no, honey, honey, you
know we're going to join the other side so that

(01:11:48):
they don't knock us off. I know you're a rebel,
you've always been a rebel. But we're well, honey, no,
we're gonna do that. But we're for the people, though
we're not. We're gonna poll. That's it for the people.
That's it. We're gonna and we're gonna return. Yes, eventually,
after after Dar's for governor, We're gonna go all the way, honey,

(01:12:08):
We're gonna return this great state to what it once
should have been. Yes, well you understand California was first Khalifa,
it was, this was Mexico. So I mean when people say,
you know, speak English too to our Latino brothers and sisters,
actually an insult. You should learn, honestly what this was. Geographically.
This was Mexico. Nobody's illegal in a fucking country that

(01:12:31):
was stolen. So let's just be d I'm not getting deported,
I hope not. Hey man, never deport you man, your brother,
your Brenna is about to become governor. Hell no, hell

(01:12:52):
yeah yeah? Canada bring you and your titties have come
here a green card for for this? And I'm forget that,
that big butt. Do you need a whole green card
for that? When are you going to Canada as soon

(01:13:13):
as were able to go there and do some shows?
Are they? Are they doing like performances? Now? Europe is
going to open up in November, so people can come
from Europe here now because they were closed. Okay, they
were not letting anybody come from Europe. That Canada comedy

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You know Rusty, it's the homie. But I gotta say
a lot of people woken up. It was a year
of a woking people. People like kind of realize, WHOA,
I'm a real person. It's not like work, wake up,
go to work party on weekends. It was like, WHOA,
I have a life, I have passions. People like change

(01:13:57):
their lives and have like a new careers because of COVID.
So a lot of things were bad, but a lot
of people woken up. And I'm really glad that a
lot of people now are actually more real and that
we could actually have conversation in real life, not only
on our internet or on the phone. When you when
you realize what what you had because it's taken away

(01:14:18):
from you, you start to appreciate things, the real things
in the moment, and appreciate life like the moments that
you have there, and appreciate each other. We should never
we should never take our hellos and our goodbyes for granted,
because it could always be the last one. Shout for now,
Shout out to my friend. This was a wonderful episode.

(01:14:39):
I'm glad you all came. It was And our feature
Governor feature mis Government. First Lady they call that first
lady as well. Let's get everybody Instagram ladies. Let's start
with give them the microphone, because everybody is not mute.
And my ig name is Mimi ze one. My name

(01:15:02):
is Jesse with an eye th h I c c
as one just quit two seas Mrs Ms Governor, you're
gonna give me Instagram you might want to follow you.
It's style, the number four change, style for change. That's
a nicety me for change. Of course, you guys know

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Darius McCarry. There's gratulations on the Chinese bestie A U
L A C O N T N T one more
time again remember m P A U don't get it

(01:15:46):
twisted content contento what you got a cocallina? What you guy?
I'm addicted to you start rubbing me like I'm turned up.

(01:16:08):
When women touch each other really turns me sexy. Sex
the material the men. We got some pretty feet too.
Told yeah, that's filters. It's not real. It's filter filter. Paula,
do you like to hike? Oh Jesus, honey, honey, honey.

(01:16:35):
That was that was for joining us. In another episode,
we are about a film um Darren's McCurry and his
wife's sex tape right now, so we have to go.
Thank you all for joining us. I'm going to be
maybe you're the director, and I'm just gonna put it

(01:16:57):
out and I'm going home. Thank you, sir. Kill the
mother Sucker Podcast with me Michael black It's a Calvary
Audio production brought to you by All Her Radio and
The Black Effect Podcast Network. Produced by Brendan Morgan of

(01:17:18):
Calvary Audio and a King for The Black Effect. Associate
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and Dania Brunetti.