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Calgary Audio. What's up about the suckers? Welcome to another
episode of mothercucle Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm
never alone. I got a whole Chinese nigga with me. Hey,
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this is Chinese best friend. That energy you got, Mike
is like a damn lightning the other day in Los
Angeles County? Did you see that in San Diego? You
know what the funk are you talking about? It was
the biggest lightning ever in Oh yeah, yeah, there was
a lightning. We was in San Diego shooting a show.
We just heard a lot of lightning. The lights went out.
Actually at the hotel, ship got hit by lightning. Dark
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lights went out, and you know what happens to me
in the dark. You glow in the dark. Don't be
a smartass motherfucker. They couldn't find you exactly. Holy shit,
there's gonna be an empty episode of Couples Retreat. Just
missed rather Darling talking to her herself. I don't like
the college too much on his shirts, Yeah, it looks
like sucking um Bobby Brady ship, you know what I mean?
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Like Bobby Bobby Brady waters the Brady Bunch. That's the
way we Be came down, Brady Bunch Antana, there was
Cindy AND's and that they were doing girls, they were together,
you had they went all long long. There was one
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that one this fellow met this lady. I think that's
the wrong song. Like that was back in the day.
Those were the real fucking shows, The Brady Bunch, Cindy,
it was Sandy Marshall and wasn't Chicken the middle Marshall
and Sandy was the youngest, Marshall was old. It was
like one in the middle that just got no love.
Nobody loved that. She couldn't get a date, couldn't get
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big braces, she just got no fucking love. To today,
she's probably still a lonely bit. She's still alife. I'm
sure that's still our life. She probably still live at
that same fucking house. Man, it's like one floor you know.
Oh they still have that house it is. It was
for sale two years ago. Get out of here. It
was on TMZ. But I like different strokes, different strokes
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to the world. Everybody got a special kind of story.
Anybody's let me saying, it don't matter what he was
then different strokes to the world, Mike after different Strokes.
Listen to this after different song, They're gonna find a
lasso against you after different. So it's facts of life,
the facts of life, the facts of life. It's the
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facts of life. Take the good, take the bad. That's right,
motherfucker's how about the jevansis moving on up through dease.
You finally got a piece off the pot fun the
eighties and seventies. Man, let's stop by right now. One, Mike,
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I think that the COVID vaccine had a big effect
on your body today. Thanks Jenny's Yeah, and you know, yeah,
I went on a Twitter RNT today. Yeah what happened? Yeah,
it was a big She finally watched Dave Chappelle special.
Did you watch it? Yeah? What'tsch a clip of it?
Just a fucking clip, nigger? Yeah, just I just want
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to hear it. There's nothing else on TV. Man, you
gotta watch Dave. David is just about He's like, he's
like the funniest one right now. My god, don't underestimate yourself.
I think you're funniest man. I know, but I don't
have a special. If I had a special, minds were
definitely top has. But right now he has a special.
He had like fucking six seven of them niggers, you know,
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I mean his latest one was it was funny. He's
always funny. He talked about the baby. Oh the baby,
yeah you yeah. He talked about the baby having um
having a baby. No, the baby. What's what? All these
baby days like little babies, the baby, big baby, big baby,
Davids and little baby and all in Africa? All these
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singers are boy yeah, uh what was this fucking stone boy? Boy?
What's your other boy named rider? Fire? All these boys
and then there's a kid whiskey whiskey, Yeah, what's going
on with that? Done of these guys are growing up?
Americans are not growing up that Africans are not growing up.
The Africans are all boys. The Americans are all the
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baby maybe want to be a baby forever. What's gonna
happen when the baby becomes ninety years old, he's gonna
be the grown up, all the old motherfucker. He finally
keep his name because well, I made a post about
because Dave Chappelle says something about you know the baby, Um,
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how the baby shot and kill somebody at Walmart? At Walmart?
Did they think about it? You? Did you know that hello.
After that, I googled it too, Yes, we all googled it.
Google got very famous today. Okay, I googled it. I
didn't know, and I'm sure that LGBT community did not
know either, that he killed somebody's. So now Dave said,
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oh yeah, he said the baby killed somebody and didn't
get in trouble. His career was still the same, and
he made fun of gay person, made fund of gay people,
and then they got shut him down. So we got
the message. Definitely got the message. But there's another message
in there too. Dave Loki snitched on the baby. Loki
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snitched on him because the LGBT community did not know
this nague got killed anybody, not not Eve gonna call
him homophobic and the murderer hopefully the one he killed
wasn't lesbian Chinese best friend. Seriously, what the here talking about?
I mean the guy that he shot it wasn't good
then it wasn't. He shot him in the Walmart fruit
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but not with somebody friends. The guy tried to rob him,
you know. And one thing I know is about the baby.
The baby's weren't wild like about this guy. This guy
has never been Hollywood. This guy he goes out by himself.
Oh yeah, he's a brave kid man because he's he's
a kid everywhere he goes. But you know, the baby
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you are, um, you're star. You gotta have somebody with you.
There't be nowhere by yourself. And in fact, when I
was in Charlotte at one time, I went to the
store in the mall and the baby was there by him.
We shot a little comedic video together. Oh that's the
one that Yeah, he was drinking to a tack you.
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It was so funny. He has a sense of human too. Man,
that's my nigga. But yeah, so I made a post
about uh this Sheppell did, and I help the baby
by by reminding everybody that he kills Hiboe because I
didn't know. A lot of people didn't know. I didn't
know exactly. See, so now I'm like, I was like, honey,
what I did was Google too. Yeah, Google got really
rich today. We didn't get none of that money either, Andy, Mike,
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you weren't pretty viral Hollywood A locked post you, TMZ post, you,
shade post you porn hub post you post me Mike, Yeah,
you're you're trending next to the baby. I hope not
in Port hug Well, I didn't check it. They usually check.
You have a poor hunt Google account. No, everybody help? Done?
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All right? What I was going on? Let's some other
things went on. Michael blacks You know what. He hasn't
said nothing yet. I'm gonna see him tomorrow. I'm gonna
see him tomorrow. I'm gonna call my snitch. You snitched
on the baby, my nigga? What's up? But I suck?
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new episode every Tuesday. And So I actually just did
a pay per view event. Um. I did a celebrity
boxing match with Peter Guns. Yea, yeah, we fought an
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Atlantic city. Well, y'alls on the car for somebody else. Yeah,
we uh we headlined the card. Uh it was the
co heir lines. It was me versus Peter and then
Lamar hold them versus Card. So with the co headlines
and we just did the whole pay per view ship.
What the funk? How was that? Who wanted to fight?
First of all? Yeah? But Google, that makes so what
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I mean, are you guys really hitting each other? Yeah? No.
And the funny thing was that we spoke that Peter's
like my big brother. I love Peter guns, you know
what I mean. And we spoke prior to this ship,
and we was like, yo, man, we're just gonna you know,
play around, give a good show for the people. This
was the conversation. He literally like came to my room
earlier that day and we was chilling. We even had
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a shot together. You know what I'm saying, Like we
just all right, cool. The fucking bell rings. As soon
as I'm like okay, cool, I'm playing over like cash
this Clay ship. Peter just comes because he had Roy
Jones Jr. Training them, So he just came with some
slide moving just and I said, Wow, that really hurt.
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What kind of friend is this? Hit me hard? And
I said, so I grabbed him in the first round.
I said, Peter, you want to fight. That's because we
have to fight that you're hit him me hard. And
he said, Yo, Cisco, let's just fight, bro damn ship.
So now we're fighting, you know what I mean? Like
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for real? You know, but it was the dopeest spirit.
How much did you make? Did you know? Nothing? It
was the fucking So here's the deal with paper. You
gotta pushing the faith for free? I got well, I
mean no, I mean I didn't work for free, but
it wasn't it wasn't great money. Let's just say that
wasn't great money. And let's just say this, the pay
per view game is really fucking funny. Like you really
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gotta be on top of that ship because what it
is is it's recoupable against all the expenses that put
into those those boxing as, those events. So they gotta
get all that ship back first the promotion company, and
then you'll get the percentage off of whatever the profits are.
You know. So do you think reality didn't need like
a need a union like a sag after a type
of after fucking disrespectful. We just shot and I know
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Mike did too. Uh we uh because so Mike just
shot a show. Mike and Rider shot a show with
the same network at the same resort, the same right
after us. Literally I took it. He took my room.
When he left, I moved into his room. Yeah, they no,
because I was trying to stay. More like Stevie j
had Faith over and they went and renting the boats
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and ship. So people saw that, like because we were
on quarantine an isolation for for weeks, you know, so
we couldn't go, We couldn't interact with with with the
other side of the resort, we couldn't leave the resort.
So by the time they wrapped it, we was like
so ready to just fucking just hang out in party.
Everybody started staying late and like like staying the extra
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day so we can you know, do jet skis and
and pull in uh you know, boats and ship. So
I'm staying and I'm the last person there, and they're like, yo,
you gotta go because Michael Blackston is waiting, you know
what I'm saying, waiting for the room, you know what
I'm saying. And I said, Mike, my man, come come
up stairs. You know, I swear the Paris. I'm like,
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I don't want to leave, and they're like, you gotta go.
Would let you stay on sofa City? You could just
stayed on the sofa because like it was a big
sweet so it's like a big living room when a
dining the room and so in a sofa and there's
a bedroom. So me and right away took the bed room.
Who didn't have him to stay in it and living
I wasn't gonna be in there anyway, and I was
gonna be out there, you know, getting boats and what
that makes. So when did you Where did you end
up staying in Halleydeen? No? So what happened was I left,
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and you know the networks in the driver for me.
I'm all my way to the airport and I get
halfway to the airport and I'm like, you know what,
I love it out here in California. I said, I'm
going to get an apartment out here. So I told you.
I called the show runner. I said, can you favor
can you reroute this this car and take me to
l A. Damn, I'm gonna go to l A for
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two days and look for an apartment and it's like,
okay cool when they rerouted it and that was fourteen
days ago. Wow, you're still here. I'm still here. You
didn't be here forever. No, No, I really gotta get
out of here. You gotta get out. I gotta get
out of But the l A is pretty cool, you
know what I mean. What I talked about, l A's
like it's not an easy place to live for an entertainer.
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I mean, it's very expensive, you know, just like you know,
and l A people come to a lot of the
models come from like Wyoming, Idahoo, they'd be the baddest bitches.
They'd be the baddest bitches in this statement it comes
to l A. They'd probably be the second gliers, you
know what I mean. So l A is not an
easy place. You know, they're just as many people to come.
People turn around every day, you know. But during the pandemic,
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a lot of apartments got cheap, so you know, if
you want to place better hot pot in there, because
that's what that's what Mike told me last night. So
Mike says to me, because I'm telling him, you know,
I'm like, you know, having like a little hot heart
with him, like your Mike, I feel like I need
to be out here, and he's like, yeah, nigga, but
make sure you know you set up some ship and
you're doing some things. He said, because I've seen a
lot of necks come out hared go broke real fast.
They become this motherfucker told me spend twenty grand between food,
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this and that just being here for you're gonna go broke.
You spend that kind of money to get out of here.
That's the whole year's worth the rent. After a few
fucking boy and katanas and fucking um Mr Child, your
fucking family man giving for free. I know you would
think you gotta call them and be like, hey, I'm
coming down the Holly. Wouldn't give a funky Mel Gibson
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have to pay for his fucking feet again, funk by
this Puerto Rican just say you're from the movie Friday. No.
But you know what's so funny? He's right though, Like
it's really I would really say that l A is
the one place for the most part, they really don't
give a funk who you are. That ship works everywhere Miami,
New York, Atlantic. You could just and it's like, oh ship,
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he's here. And then people get excited and want pictures
and autographical type of ship l A. People like, yeah,
there's no seats available, you gotta wait an uh fucking
Denzel is waiting in line to motherfucker l l A
is so expensive. Everybody has a roommate. Denzel Washston has
a roommate. Seriously many things, sharing sixty a month with
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