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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Calgary Audio. What's up, Mother Sockers. Welcome to another episode
Mother Soccer Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone.
Hello everyone, thanks again for listening every week. I guess

(00:25):
they love her voice. Michael Blackson. What are you wearing today,
Chinnese best friend? I'm wearing the clothes that I did
not get from your friends. Oh no, free close to that.
I had to buy this myself. Michael Blockxon. For those
who are listening, Chinese best friend, get all the free
clothes that I get that I don't wear. Yeah, but
you're supposed to wear not me. After I word, their

(00:46):
value went down. They all went bankrupt. Hey, they don't worry.
Very soon, you're gonna be very valuable to them. You're
gonna be my Mr hit me down of Michael Blackson.
I'm gonna have to lose at least a hundred pounds. No,
I just tell him, make a big good size of
my size. Actually wear like an extra medium. I just
tell them they make you like a I am an

(01:07):
extra large in a good day when I don't eat
a lot of fried rush, I could be a large,
but it's a little uncomfortable with the belly, so you
just wear those are those clothes as you cast your
money this week? Yeah, my girlfriend shout out to my girlfriend.
She last had a baby together. You gotta get up
for wait three or four years? I long you guys

(01:28):
been together. Oh it's been a good five years. Michael.
Why did she still your girlfriend? You scared to commit
to her? Yeah? After you proposed on national television, and
I feel like I'm gonna have to propose. You have
a ring or you want to borrow? You can I
borrow your ring? I'll get maybe, I'll see if I
get rather to give that the friendship. I gave a

(01:50):
promise that a ring before the engagement ring. I'll see
if I give you like you borrow that, Michael Blackson,
you had me down clothes, not engagement rings. For goodness, gracious,
thanks Mike. We could talk about it after the show.
I'll take it, okay. I gotta talked to Rid because
she likes that ring, one of her engagement ring, and

(02:10):
every ring was like pucking ten percent of what the
engagement ring called. She like that would have to bring better.
I'm like, the whole lot of money I could have
just tricked you and just she likes the chief she
took the ring off her head, watch your sleep and
just give it to her. And the next day and
just got on my knees and put on her other finger.
See myself. I was gonna propose, Michael Blackson, but after

(02:32):
seeing your very sweet proposal, I don't think I could
beat that. Don't try to beat me. Yeah, that was
too I was like, just impress your Chinese people? What
can you do to impress them? Like, can you like
eat more rights? I don't know, Michael Good. I'm glad
you said it, because I don't. I don't want to know.
Chinese hate crime people are listening to us right now.

(02:55):
They have other things to do, like what I don't know,
probably like making Louis v than banks or on the
civic were shortage in vehicles right now? A lot of things. Yeah, yeah,
So how is he living with the African known as
the African King of Comedy, Michael Blackson? Was he always

(03:16):
a funny kid? Or you know? That is such a
great question because I think it was really a surprise
to all of us. Um Well, Michael decided that he
thought he was funny. Yeah, because I remember, like in
high school, his big thing was Big Daddy King, like
you can't tell him he wasn't big Daddy King. He

(03:37):
walked around like you know. It was so funny because
everybody thought he because he wore the nicest pull of
people thought, oh he was a drug dealer, but he
was really a piece of dealer. He worked pizza, but
nobody knew because you know, he kind of hit that
part because if you in Philadelphia, I always say it's
one of the most segregated cities because if you're downtown,
you really don't know what's going on very well. So

(03:57):
nobody really from the name heard you all. But then
I remember, you know, when he was finished high school,
we started telling jokes and you know, he would tell
me some of them and I would laugh just in support. Um.
You know, I didn't think he would take it seriously. Um,
So of course I helped him write some of his
jokes and stuff and gave him his humor. Um. Yeah,

(04:20):
and I wrong, no wonder, No, I mean, you have
to try the jokes on people. But one thing I
think I admire was that he didn't give up. He
kept trying. Um. I think the one thing my mom
was like, My mom was like, um, you can't you
know you have to go to school, you have to

(04:40):
get some kind of trades. I think he went to
craft Institute and got to travel industry kind of earlier. Yeah,
well I did, Yeah I did. I went to school
to work, Travis, because that's how he used to pick
up girls, Like, Hey, I got a buddy pass. You
know what I mean? That was? That was no do
you just I could give you a buddy pass, a

(05:02):
standby ticket to But he you know, he did his
He did his thing comedy. So you guys, are you
a lot about sports? Oh my god, you know you
know when I was a kid, I still got this
Remember hitting me in the head. I don't even know
what Michael friend, friend, Michael always, Michael always, he has
these strings? Can you do that? Always? I had a

(05:23):
fight with my sister him with a frying pan and Hicky.
Still I do not do not recall senate one day
so I would not have this tarnish in my record.
That never had my hi right that he must have.
That's from one of his ex girlfriends. That whatever, you
scarred me, nigger, she was a fighter in high school.

(05:48):
That's not true. It's not true. That's not true. That's
not true. Great, well, that's not that's not that's not
that's not true. Michael is technically older than our my her,
so I don't know what he's talking about. First of all,
I came to America with my mom first. Mike came
like three years later. So um and I remember um

(06:12):
when he you know when he came, So we were
close in age, we probably like two years or whatever apart.
He is older. Um, yes, he's he's older than my mom.
My mom is the first. No, he's what's up, mother
suck us? This is your African king up coming, Michael Blackson.

(06:35):
I'm here to ask you a question. Oh you subscribe
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(06:55):
mother Suck A Podcast with Me Michael black Heart Radio, app,
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catch a new episode every Tuesday. We grew up of course,

(07:15):
Um Newark, New Jersey and funny story. That's our first boy,
we're funny. Before we got to Philadelphia, right, my mom
had to well, first of all, Um had to work
so we can save enough money to be able to
move to Philadelphia and get our own place, because before
them were lived in like people's basement, different stuff. And

(07:36):
a friend of my mom who was renowned pastor, the
late um Verne, Yeah, Raven Lee. And it was in
the eighties where homelessness was starting to go on the rise,
but a lot of churches weren't doing anything about it.
So he left the church. He was very this popular church,
and he bought this house and in North New York

(07:57):
and converted into uh a shelter home, so homeless people.
So we lived there, right, we so because my mom
had to like save money. It's hard to save money
to speak about own place. But I remember Mike and
I were so like ashamed, like because we lived in
this shelter home, like the most random people. Like we
had like these two old, like old men who I

(08:17):
still thought it was the fifties and black folks weren't free.
We had missed June, who had like mental health issue.
She walked around with like lipstick brighter because she was
a beauty queen back in her day, but that day
passed like fifty years before, but she was still very
present there. So it was like all these e collective
characters all around us. So I remember we used there

(08:38):
were kids who went to um Broardway Junior High or
I was to go to the other school they lift
across the street. So Mike and Now we would literally
wait until all the kids are going to school and
would try to like sneak out, and they kids us
come out the shelter home. So one day they're like, oh,
do you live there? Like? But what was funny was,
of course we were Africans, and you know, everybody knows

(09:01):
rice is king and my mom one of the things
we had in our room was a rice cooker, and
there was rules where you weren't allowed to cook in
your room, but we didn't really like a lot of
the foods they were cooked. So one day the security
guard came knocking on our door and he was like,
y'all in here cooking. We were like no, and then
all of a sudden, the steamer from the rice cooker

(09:21):
came up. We're like, no, we didn't cooking, you know,
like what is smoke coming from behind your head because
we supposed to shot the home food. I know, so
they took our rice cooker. I'm sorry, that's taking me back.
I'm very triggered right now. Somebody they took our rice cooker.

(09:43):
It was very traumatic. But but then we still you know,
we still graduated. I mean we we still did well
and we did you want to you want to brought
with Jr. High Schold right, No, because remember you were
a couple of years ahead of me. We didn't move
to Philly until my freshman year of high cool. Yeah,
we moved to Philadelphia my freshman years of high school.

(10:04):
And yeah, and Philadelphia was a good move for us.
But shout out to us because what we used to do. Remember,
we used to work for Rhane, Mike and I to
help my mom out. There was this guy who had
this van and he would put I mean, Nowaday would
look real suspect. But he used to put these kids
into these little black kids and would drive us to
the suburbs to sell candy and to the rich white people.

(10:28):
So what was so funny was that we were he
was so skilled at teaching us. We had to come
back for everything. So if you're not gonna do somebody's like, no,
I can't buy your your thing because I'm diabetic, but
you will be helping the kids in the community. If
somebody said, oh, I'm a low income, then we had
every like we had to come back for everything. And
we were like we we used to we used to
do well, and we used to bring their money home

(10:48):
to my mom. Yeah, we'll give her like half the
money was so we get like these candies, we sell
them for like three dollars and out of every three dollar,
we get seventy out of each one. Yeah, so you know,
well fifty to seventy five dollars a week and we
have the money to our mom and we save the
other half. And as I was able to save school
money to go shopping for school close. Yeah, so that's

(11:10):
how you find all those nice outfits and necklaces. No,
but let me tell you Michael at that time, because
you know in Africa, newly from African country, we don't
really care about name brand as long as it's new.
So Michael go, you know, we'll buy our meet, our
groceries and sneakers all in the same Aland so Michael
would like come to school and be feeling good about

(11:32):
himself because it's like, oh it's new, but like, what
the hell is bubbos? Bubbos they make your feet feel fun? Bubbos.
Then cast our dollar. None bubbos, I forgot the rest
of that. Bubb everybody whatever will bubbos. No, you don't
know about that? You always or like any kind of

(11:54):
no name names, no name like start track in action. Yeah,
I had a sneakers that was called in action. It
caused my mom. Actually it was more than it was
nine dollars nine and she got it right next to
the chicken. But remember that time, this is the true story.
Remember that time we asked our mother for television. We're

(12:15):
living in like the artists artists basement or whatever. We
asked her for a TV. It's like, Mom, it would
really be nice to have a TV on the TV.
So my mom all of a sudden comes home. I
don't know how she got this thing in the house,
but bought the biggest bible she could find it. There's
your TV has comedy has us. My mother is an

(12:36):
advantage of that. She just all she's going, just got
in us. I'm like, mom, we know god person. I
was like, how did you get that TV? How did
you get that Bible home? Like the thing was bigger
at this table. She's like, that's your TV. So we
never asked for TV again. You remember who's basement and
we lived in or whenever the the artist artist in basement, yes,

(12:56):
whenever she was flush the toilet. We living were like,
bring the bleach, bret. We live in somebody basements and
whenever the flded toilet is like you get to smell
all the dudude or sometimes and then we went from
then when we got our own place and Mommy came back,
we gotta before Philly. We wasn't like Oranges when we
where before the Marrison. We had our own place. We
ran an attic. We forgot that was an East Orange,

(13:20):
New Jersey. And then moved the Philly. We finally got
our own place, a real home. I got my own
bedroom for the first time. You know what I'm saying, Uh,
three bad we had. We had three bad homeom row house,
my mother playing three hunds a month. That's why I
moved to Philly. Was so much cheaper. Philly as much,
but so Philly definitely was the best thing that happened
to us. Because Philly. You know, we got the Philly.

(13:42):
It was so different. You could get a job right away.
I went to Domina's Pizza. I got a job immediately.
In Jersey, it was so hard to get a job.
Having a job McDonald's was good. That's how hard it was.
Like you could even get a job McDonald's when I
was a kid back in the day. It's overpopulated at
that time, not that it was hard to get one
of my mom's. One of my mom's jobs though, was McDonald's.

(14:03):
Remember she's to bring fish for We had all that
free artists. We are the burghers my mom bring up
and we'll freeze him up and eat him the next day.
And I think it's illegal because I think that they
put throwing them things the way every day, and my
mom didn't like throwing away. My mom throw with food
man Mike. But you know what, it's so funny when
you brought up music. I thought of when we were

(14:23):
in North New York and Michael. You guys don't know,
but Michael's first movie was Lean on Me. By the way,
he was the next stray and that he's the guy
with the hot top pain in the Boston Self outside
of the corner. It was so funny because he came.
I was like, I'm going to be in a movie.
I'm like, no, you're not. He's like, yeah, so what
are your lying? Tell me? You like, He's like, free,
Mr Clark. Free. That's when check that out you have

(14:48):
he had two months he was like, it was free
Mr Clark, Free, Mr Clark. There was oh that was
his line. No no, no, yetally every extra had to
say it. The mother Stucker Podcast with Me Michael Blackson.
It's a cavalry audio production brought to you by All
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(15:10):
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