Mike's Sister

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Calgary Audio. What's up, mother Suckers. Welcome to another episode
mothers a Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone.
Hello everyone, thanks again for listening every week. I guess

(00:25):
they love her voice, Michael Blackson. Maybe they listen to
us before they go to sleep. I don't know, they
listened to YouTube before they go to sleep, like History
channel boom one minute. If anybody listens to us for
the sleep, definitely not a woman and a man and
his beautiful wife. I don't think they listened to us.
Maybe uh, two men maybe listen to us for the

(00:49):
fall asleep or lonely guy probably a thief that just
robbed the bank knives is bad sleeping along with his money.
I don't think is no couple, not a normal beautiful
couple on our voices. Okay, probably freaks, perverbs, kidnappers and

(01:11):
and run away kids that ran away from home. How
about then people listening to us, Well, they're in traffic.
We listened to ourselves because they have no choice. And
he's back fround within everybody like us. Man, Yeah, we
were just accidentally on the radio. It's okay, man, Well
thanks again. God loves us. That's how that matter. God
loves you too. Whoever you are, drive safely. What are

(01:33):
you wearing today, Chinese best Friend, I'm wearing the clothes
that I did not get from your friends. Oh no,
free close to that. I had to buy this myself.
Michael Bloxon For those who listening, Chinese best friend, get
all the free clothes that I get that I don't wear. Yeah,
but you're supposed to wear not me. After I word,
their value went down, they all went bankrupt. Hey, they

(01:55):
don't worry. Very soon you're gonna be very valuable to them.
You're gonna be my Mr hit me down of Michael Blackson.
I'm gonna have to lose at least a hundred pounds. No,
I just tell them, make a bigger size of my size.
Actually wear like an extra medium. I just tell them
they make you like a I am an extra large. Yeah,
in a good day when I don't eat a lot
of fried rice, I could be a large. But it's

(02:18):
a little uncomfortable with the belly. So you just wearing those?
Are those clothes as you cast your money this week? Yeah,
my girlfriend shout out to my girlfriend. She bought last
I had a baby together. You gotta get up for
wait three four years? I long you guys been together.
Oh it's been a good five years. Michael. Why did
she still your girlfriend? Chinese blackfod you scared to commit

(02:39):
to her? Yeah? After you proposed on national television, and
I feel like I'm gonna have to propose. You have
a ring or you want to borrow? You can I
borrow your ring? I'll get maybe, I'll see if I
get rather to give that the friendship. I gave a
promise that a ring before the engagement ring. I'll see
if I give you or that. Michael Blackson, you had

(03:01):
me down clothes, not engagement rings. For goodness, gracious, thanks Mike.
We could talk about it after the show. I'll take it, okay.
I got talked to Rid because she likes that ring,
one of her engagement rings, and every ring was like
pucking ten percent of what the engagement ring called. She
liked that rather ring better. I'm like a whole lot

(03:23):
of money. I could have just tricked you and just
she likes the chief took the ring off her head,
wash your sleep and just give it to her. And
the next day and just got on my knees and
put on her other finger self. I was gonna propose,
Michael Blackson, but after seeing your very sweet proposal, I
don't think I could beat that. Don't try to beat me. Yeah,

(03:45):
that was too I was like, just impress your Chinese people.
What can you do to impress them? Like, can you
like eat more rights? I don't know, Michael good. I'm
glad you said that, because I don't know. I don't
want to know. Chinese hate crime people are listening to
right now. They have other things to do, like what
I don't know, probably like making Louisva than bang on

(04:09):
the civic mean, we're shortage in vehicles right now. COVID
they fund a lot of things up. But well, hey, um,
time for nigga news that this is this is a
very sad news. Yes, Power, When did he pass away?
What do you know? Do you care about black people
with Chinese best friend? I do, but I thought he

(04:33):
was doing well. You don't know much about Let me
tell he's the first black Secretary of State and president
of the Light Skin Committee. General Colin Power has passed away.
He was a strong, light skinned brother. Okay, he was
so tough. Even Donald Trump didn't mess with him when
he was alive. He was so bad that he was
the only person in Congress who was Democrat, Republican, Independent,

(04:57):
and nobody said ship that nigger. Wow he did everything. Man,
he was every He was wherever they wanted to be
the first to be not reckoned with rest in peace, General,
rest in peace. I should have invited him to the podcast.
He was eight, You know what I think about a
he was eighty four years or how it? Oh he

(05:18):
was eighty four. Wow, that guy looks like it's at
least like maybe sixty five. Yes, he looks way younger
than than the president himself. Yeah, how did he die?
Michael Blackson? This is that complication to COVID eighty four?
I mean he lived his life. Yeah, he lived his life.
I mean I pretty much like I mean eighty four.

(05:39):
Will you want to go past eighty four? Friend? How
you want to? I want to live to like maybe
you know, a hundred and twenty five if possible. But
this is not the biblical Rage and his bed. Friend. Okay,
you're not gonna live past by looking at the way
your body is built. I'll give you seventy one at top.
Thanks a lot, Michael Blackson. I was actually gonna say

(06:00):
fifty eight. But yeah, you added another twelve years when
since my dick started working out, I'm ready to be out.
Check me out. Huh hundred eight? You think, yeah, but
you know I've seen that Chinese thing. It was something
I was watching. Is that like a tradition where like
the Chinese guy punched himself in the bars? You don't

(06:22):
seen that video? It makes you a little longer. Is
that what it is? I'm punching mush beating this stuff
in the bars with bricks. It's a video. I'm telling you.
Look google it. Asian men punching it stuff in the nuts.
I've heard of it. I've seen it before. Yeah, what
was that about? Is that? Seen it in a rush
hour movie? But not not the fucking rush I started Instagram? Yeah,

(06:45):
I get a research that more Michael blocks and that
sounds very interesting. You don't know about it? I have no.
I haven't seen it. I mean I've seen it, but
I don't know what is about traditional. Maybe it's very
Chinese because you have a Philipino, because you know what
there's Viennome is a maybe. But there's a rule in
China that you could only have a maximum two kids.

(07:07):
You can't have more than that. What the funker has
to do with him punching him stuff in the nuts,
So you can't have babies anymore? Oh so all those
who have more than two kids had a punch of
nuts a few times a day. Maybe that makes sense.
I mean right, they imagine we had to do that
in America, Nick Canny, we had to punch the stuff
in the face and his nuts. How many kids have

(07:30):
you got? He got? He? I think he fathered four
kids this year. Yeah. You know the funny thing he
said on his new show. He said he loved his
kids so much they gave each of them their own mother.
It's like Oprah. You can have a mother. You can
have a mother. You can have a mother. You can
have a one of very thoughtful, very unselfish nut stuff him.

(07:52):
I'm shout out to Nick Cannon. He reminds me of
that show that he does wild and out, well then
out all the time. Michael Black, Yeah, it's a wild
and our kid. Um. Yes, well you know what since
the time my kids? Yeah, I was guessing somebody that
knew me since I was a little kid. Whoa Yes,

(08:13):
I can't wait till I don't. I called her my
parents daughter. She calls me, Oh, that's the girl you
always putting your daughter, and she calls me her parents.
I was so confused for so long, Ladies and gentlemen.
My sister, my blood, the only one any Apple, I've

(08:35):
been to a cool uncol eight f she's eight. She's
born on Friday. Your name is don Long. I just
added an extra name to it. And he's here because
I was gonna get into sports, but any you know,
my nephew is an athlete. Shout out to Eli Apple.

(08:58):
Shout out to the Cincinnati ban goes four and two,
four and time. Yeah, I mean, right this moment, you're
having no great season. That defense is amazing and he's
part of that defense. Shout out to my nephew. If
you went to the first game, and I mean those
guys were relentless. They just refused to lose and they
know how to win. So I mean it's great to

(09:19):
be I think sports it's all about team right, because
it's just getting with that right team that you fit
in perfectly to win, right. And Eli, mom loves you.
Are you listening to us? No, he's getting ready for
Lamar Jackson because you know on the October they do
play the Ravens. So yeah, we're gonna be busy with that,
but I believe we can win it. Oh of course,

(09:42):
I mean they should have wanted, should have beat the
Green Bay. Oh my god. I was at that game.
It was so like the fourth Misfit. It was just
it was insanity. I was proud of that defense, but
it was just one of those things where it was
it was crazy. But the good thing is we were
able to contain Aaron Rodgers for most of it. And
so whenever you take the ball out of his hands

(10:04):
and put it in the you know, the kicker's hand,
you're winning. But unfortunately to score boards said differently. But anyway,
put that behind us, beat Detroit. Now we have Ravens ahead.
So glad he found a team that fits imperfectly. The
Tim Craig. Everything Tim just amazing chemistry. But he likes
a hard worker. He's a hard worker, and he's one

(10:26):
of the most emotionally resilient people I know. My son
is the most unbothered human ever. He is chill. Your brother,
Michael Blox, you know, you have to have a certain
personality to be a professional athlete in American culture, and um,
you have to be one of those people who really

(10:47):
know who you are, so your identity is not based
on perceptions and affection, right. I always say, if you
live by the approval of others, you would die by
their rejection. So it's a matter of knowing who you
are and being solid with that, and knowing that you
have people in your like that really are invested in
your well being and in your in your growth. And
once you have that, what everybody else says and things

(11:08):
the mofis ain't do nothing but scratching their balls on
game day while you're out there on in a check
So yeah, yeah, I see that they're letting the bench
warmers scratching the balls. No, I'm talking about guys who
are own social media, not doing anything, but have everything
to say about what somebody else is doing, living that
Grandmama's business, living at grandma based mante dollar short rent

(11:28):
every month, but they have a lot to say about
what pro athletes are doing. Talk about pro athlete. Let's
let um part of my nigger news. Shout out to
my nigga. Kyrie. People are saying Kyrie is a new
calling Kaepernet, except Kaepernet took a knee and carry taking
a new shade cut. He's gonna lose all his money
because you don't want to take the shot. How you

(11:49):
feel about the help I I personally, I love Kyrie.
I love him as a person. Do I agree with
his stance. I think each person can decide what they
want to do. That's great. But we are in a
whole pandemic. I know we have forgotten that, but we
are in a pandemic. And I remember when the pandemic
first hit, we all were praying to God for a vaccine.

(12:10):
Now we get a vaccine and everybody's like, I don't know.
But the thing is, it's a misinformation because the people
who are dying at a higher rate from COVID are
black and brown people. Um, so it's not a personal choice.
You know, Americans, we always talk about personal freedom, But
when you get on an airplane and that seatbelt light
come on, you gotta see your ass down. You can't
be like, am I right? Because what public safety has

(12:31):
to trump personal choice. That's the price we pay for
being citizens of a country is to be able to
think about others. So I think it's very important the
vaccine is safe. I have, I've gotten mine, and I
recommend that people. If you can't get it, if your
doctors say you're fine to get it, get it. But
I think everybody needs to cut Kyrie slack because I
always say that. You know, when you're when your teeth

(12:54):
messed up, you don't go to your mechanic, right, so
you go to the dentist. So we need to stop
going to We need to start, We need to stop.
I don't go to I don't go to comedians for
public policy issues. I don't go to athletes for public
health issues. There are people in your community who are
well qualified. Listen to them. I don't get mad at

(13:15):
Kyrie because his choices right now don't affect me. He's
not a policy maker, So stop ragging on him and
go talk to your congressman or woman. Yeah, Jonles Barkley
stopped talking about God. I can't stand chous. Go ahead,
so he's uh yeah, so he wouldn't take this shot
and then bending taking no shots at the playoffs. Y'all

(13:35):
leave Ben Simmers alone. Please leave him alone? Why I
leave alone? Leave him alone? But let me tell he's
messing with Billonnier's money. Okay, that's scared up. Is billonniers.
You don't mess a reachable money because theyn't know how
to play the games too. But you know what it is,
Why is it that when everything's going I don't know.

(13:55):
I watched this an American culture and I've been part of,
you know, the news business for long time, and I've
been part of the sports world. People always and always
be the poorest people, always siding with the billionaires and
the management. It's like, we love oppression. Please oppressss hey, oppressor,
we will be your oppress. C you know, it's just
like this is a management okay, but he's not a billionaire.

(14:19):
I think what people need to realize is that we
all know that he's not happy there um and they
trashed him in the media, they trash him in his team,
so he wants to go somewhere else. But he's but
they're on the hook for four years of his contract money.
And I know I've seen this everywhere. People said, well,
he's getting paid this. If money could buy happiness, we
all be robbing banks, right. The thing is, sometimes when

(14:41):
you're not happy, your soul can't be bought. If he's
not happy, they're finding way, let's everybody cut their losses
and move forward. But there's nothing in the world worse
than being in a place around people and stuff that
is killing yourself. Is he will he be willing to
take any laws in the money? No he's not. No,
he shouldn't have to. See there we go. We all
this thing that the player has to be. You see

(15:02):
in the NFL, of course we don't have guarantee contract right.
NFL contracts are written on the beach stand on a
windy day, that ship just blows. But with you know NBA,
his his money is guaranteed, so they have to pay
him that money. So now what they do is they
sully your name in the media. They throw dirt on
you to try to make you the bad guy. But

(15:24):
you know, he's standing in his ground. He's like this
relationship and it's management. It's not his teammates. He's never
had an issue with his teammates. His teammates don't have
an issue with him. It is poor leadership, and there's
difference between management and leadership, and the Sixers are failing
in the leadership department. What told I know that your
board owns the team or whatever? Who cares with Joel

(15:45):
and Bees saying this is my issue with what Joel
and b said today. I don't care about that man.
My issue is when athletes stand up there and make
a very public they make a business decision personal publicly.
If you have an issue with him, go tell your group, chat,
go tell your pet, talk to your dog, your partner,
your woman, or whatever. But you can't go and say, oh,
I have issue with him, so so this has nothing

(16:07):
to do with you. This is a business decision. This
is the management issue. This is between the Sixers management
and Ben. And if they can't work it out, let
him go take your loss because you can't trade him
now because you trashed him. You have to pay him.
They gotta pay him his money. They're gonna try to
suspend them all conduct detrimental, that's what they do when

(16:27):
they want have him take half the money to own.
Can't do that. They're going to have to pay him
his money. But if he agrees to that, to get
the hell out, you're gonna well, I think that's what
it is. It's like, you know, I don't have anything
by seeing the movie role the Roses, but the two
people who need to not be together trying to be
together because they don't want to let the house or
whatever going. So you're killing Douglas and Kathleen Turner. Hang up,

(16:52):
I started doing the pandemic again. It was so sad,
but it's like you have to do what's good for
your soul. So I wish Ben well, Ben, I wish
you felt well. Baby, keep your head up. He's twenty
five years old. I was a father of five. I'm
not making no excuses for him as a fan of
the game and the Sixers. So the five starters play

(17:12):
at the times, not football. Where's eleven guys? Five? Every
person's job matters. So if you know, if we're all
game paid twenty thirty million dollars a year, you're not
doing your job as a team man. But you know
what are you doing? You know, we have rights to
have issues with each other. It's only five of us.
We're trying to get this championship. These people paying us
good money, they brought us together to do the things right.

(17:34):
My personal opinion is at the end of the season,
when you know when he pretty much ended our season. Okay,
if it takes five people, how is one person that's
a lot? Okay, all right, but he's a team sport
at the end of the day, it's a team sport
because we call point out some games where the ball
put the shooting and you pass it back. Was it

(17:55):
you put the shoot the ball? You didn't do your job,
my job. I think he should apologize about the turbo
he's been giving us and are you dealing with Philadelphi joke?
We are about heart, you know. My concern is that
with all these sources coming out against Ben, everybody, there's
million sources who's watching the liberty bell. Somebody to keep
keeping out on the liberty bell because I think they're

(18:15):
gonna blame him for another crack in it. This relationship
is not working. It's never worked, right, so you cut
your losses. I think demonizing him in the media is
a strategy I've seen a lot of team do repeatedly.
We all know the media is in bed with management,
as we found out with Adam Schefter pretty much doing
player negotiation and CBA is sending his article to a

(18:36):
racist Bruce Allen, Hey, can you review this? We see
how the game is played. Let's wish your young man
well and everybody cut their losses. I can't talk about
Ben anymore, all right? In the issues, Can we talk
about Ben afflect new movie. I'm just joking. Let's not

(18:57):
that's a good movie all about the Benjamin's. That's a
song Michael Blackson to a movie starting at Mike ice Cube?
Was it all about the Benjamin? Was it? Yeah? I
get miss um. The President's alright, definite enough of sports ship.
I mean we were definitely. He's not an athlete. He
definitely built like angles. Used to be an athlete, used

(19:20):
to play basketball. He's had athletic dreams. Ran ice high school.
I was were champions. I should better free throws than
and I played. Don't there will be no Ben Stammers
trashing on here. I'm not trashing any any bets down here.
But I played basketball in high school too, John Barkstam
high school. I did, do you play better than him?

(19:41):
Because Michael was not athletic at all? Was not athletic.
I don't even think Mike ever went to gym class.
Did you ever go to gym class? You did go
to gym class. I remember you. Always your legs were
always ask always had these tan shorts. His knees looked
like he'd been walking in flower like he was always Ashley.

(20:03):
And it's really unheard of for Africa because we're very moisturized.
But Michael scheme was always dry. And Jim. Yeah, so
you did take Jim basketball running up the cornerbody passed.
I was the point guard. I was point guard, the
point of time for you to get out the game.

(20:23):
That's it. That's the only time she got pointed. I
was a guard. Get out. No, I was a point guard.
But the problem was sophomore year. I guess I got
knocked up and they wouldn't let me play pregnant, so
which I don't understand in high school. It's long story. Yeah,
I was such a trend setter, like I toltally was
the first kid and like I was in honors class

(20:44):
because I was like the only one to ever get pregnant.
So I just want to say, before Angelina Jolie started
getting a little black babies, I did it first, so
I like the trend setter. I was the first one
to have a black baby on my hip. Yes, my
mom had a baby at the age of fourteen, but
black baby. She didn't have a black baby. Did have
a baby, she didn't a Julie did tell Asian babies too,

(21:04):
so we're both like Antelina Jolie's like, we beat her
to it. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, but I did play sports.
I did play well. I mean when I was in
africot to play soccer as a kid. It's a fisher
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Mother socas everybody in Africa, we used to play. You
know what, we're so poor. We didn't have like soccer
ball used to play. We play Wait, let's say this.

(21:47):
I don't believe we weren't poor, right because my mom
always says poverty is not about what you don't have,
it's what you don't know you have. So we may
not have as much money or whatever, but we were
We were very much loved. We were very much sufficient.
We got up every day. We have food, We had
to move of our head water. We were very clean.
It was always play soccer with great fruit, motherfucker, great fruit,

(22:10):
and we'll kick the group will played to the grate.
Food bus and then we get a new gray fruit.
There's no cocon out there. It's hard barefoot, you can't play.
So yeah, you was born in Philippines, right, yeah, yeah,
but but they were rich, you were well, we were okay,

(22:32):
it's okay. We were just running around throwing rocks at
each other. I think that's that's that's a character builder.
That explains a lot that's going on. Rockead. Yeah, so
you guys, are you a lot about sports? Oh? My god?
You know, you know when I was a kid, I
still got this remember hitting me in the head. I

(22:53):
don't even know what Michael end. Michael always, Michael always,
he has these strings? Can you do that? Always A
I had a fight with my sister the frying pan.
Still I do not. I do not recall for senate
one day, so I would not have this tarnish in
my record that never had a right that that's from

(23:16):
one of his ex girlfriends. Whatever you scarred me, nig
was a fighter in high school. That is not true.
That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's
not that's not that's not that's not true. Michael is
technically older than our mother, So I don't know what

(23:40):
he's talking about. First of all, I came to America
with my mom first. Mike came like three years later,
so um, and I remember um when he you know
when he came. So we were close in age, probably
like two years or whatever apart. He is older, Um, yes,
he to know. He's older than my mom. My mom

(24:02):
is the first. No, he's definitely so um yeah, I
mean we grew up of course, Um Newark, New Jersey
and funny story our first we're funny. Before we got
to Philadelphia, right, my mom had to first of all,
um had to work so we can save enough money

(24:24):
to be able to move to Philadelphia and get our
own place, because before then we lived in like people's basement,
different stuff. And a friend of my mom who was
renowned pastor, the late um Verne Yeah vern Lee. And
it was in the eighties where homelessness was starting to
go on the rise, but a lot of churches weren't
doing anything about it. So he left the church. He

(24:46):
was very this popular church, and he bought this house
and in North New York and converted into uh a
shelter home so homeless people. So we lived there, right,
we so because my mom had to like save money.
It's hard to save money to speak about own place.
But I remember Mike and I were so like ashamed,
like because we lived in this shelter home, like the

(25:06):
most random people. Like we had like these two old,
like old men who I still thought it was the
fifties and black folks weren't free. We had missed June,
who had like mental health issue. She walked around with
like lipstick brighter because she was a beauty queen back
in her day, but that day passed like fifty years before,

(25:27):
but she was still very present there. So it was
like all these ecollected characters all around us. So I
remember we used there were kids who went to um
Bardway Junior High or I was to go to the
other school they lift across the street. So Mike and
now we would literally wait until all the kids are
going to school and we would try to like sneak
out and they just see us come out the shelter home.

(25:47):
So one day they're like, oh, do you live there? Like?
But what was funny was, of course we're Africans, and
you know everybody knows Rice is King and my mom.
One of the things we had in our room was
a rice cooker, and there was rules where you weren't
allowed to cook in your room. But we didn't really
like a lot of the foods that were cooked. So
one day the security guard came knocking on our door

(26:09):
and he was like, y'all in here cooking. We were
like no, and then all of a sudden, the steamer
from the rice cooker came up. We're like, no, we
didn't cooking. You know, like, what if it's a smoke
coming from behind your head because we supposed to eat
shot the home food. I know, so they took our
rice cooker. I'm sorry, that's taking me back. I'm very

(26:32):
triggered right now if somebody cooker. They took our rice cooker.
It was very traumatic. But but then we still, you know,
we still graduated. I mean we we still did well
and we did you want to you want to brought
with junior high schoold right, no, because remember you were
a couple of years ahead of me. We didn't move

(26:52):
to Philly until my freshman year of high school. Yeah,
we moved to Philadelphia my freshman years of high school.
And yeah, Philadelphia was a good move for us. But
shout out to us because what we used to do. Remember,
we used to work for Rhane, Mike and I to
help my mom out. There was this guy who had
this van and he would put I mean, nowaday would

(27:13):
look real suspect. But he used to put these kids
into these little black kids and would drive us to
the suburbs to sell candy and to the rich right people.
So what was so funny was that we were he
was so skilled at teaching us. We had to come
back for everything. So if you're not gonna do somebody's like, no,
I can't buy your your thing because I'm diabetic, but
you will be helping the kids in the community. If
somebody said, oh, I'm low income, then we had every

(27:35):
like we had to come back for everything, and we
were we we used to We used to do well,
and we used to bring the money home to my mom. Yeah,
we'll give her half the money. Was so we get
like these candies, we sell them for like three dollars
and out of every three dollars, we get seventy out
of each one. Yeah, so you know, we'll make my
fifty to seventy five dollars a week and we have

(27:57):
the money to our mom and we see if the
other half and as I was in with to save
school money to go shopping for school close. Yeah, so
that's how you find all those nice outfits and necklaces. No,
but let me tell you Michael at that time, because
you know in Africa, newly from African country, we don't
really care about name brand as long as it was new.
So Michael go, you know, we'll buy our meet, our

(28:19):
groceries and sneakers all in the same Aland so Michael
would like come to school and be feeling good about
himself because it's like, oh, it's new, but like, what
the hell is bubbos? Bubbos they make your feet feel fun, Bubbos,
they cast our dollar. Bubbos. I forgot the rest of that.

(28:41):
Bubb everybody whatever will bubbos. No, you don't know about that.
You always or like any kind of no name, no name,
no name like start track action. Yeah, I had, I
had sneakers. That was called an action. He caused my
mom atually was morning. It was nine dollars nine nice

(29:01):
and she got it right next to the chicken. But
remember that time, this is the true story. Remember that
time we asked our mother for television. We're living in
like the artists is the artists basement or whatever? We
asked her for a t V. It's like, Mom, it
would really be nice to have a TV on the TV.
So my mom all of a sudden comes home. I
don't know how she got this thing in the house,
but bought the biggest Bible she could find it. There's

(29:24):
your TV. Has comedy has drawn us? My mother is
an advantage that she just all she's going, just got
in us. I'm like, Mom, we know god person. I
was like, how did you get that TV? How did
you get that Bible home? Like the thing was bigger
at this table. She's like, that's your TV. So we
never asked for TV again. You remember who's basement and

(29:46):
we lived in or whenever the artist artists and basement. Yes,
whenever she would flush the toilet, we living were like
bring the bleache my basements and whenever they fled toilet
is like you get to smell all the dude or
sometimes and then remember then when we got our own
place and Mommy came back. We got before Philly. We
wasn't like oranges. When ye before the Marrison we had

(30:10):
our own place. We ran an attic. You forgot that
was an East Orange, New Jersey. Yeah, and then moved
the Philly. We finally got our own place, got real home.
I got my own bedroom for the first time. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. Uh, three bad we had
three had three bad room royal house. My mother playing
three hours a month. That's why I moved to Philly.

(30:30):
Was so much cheaper. Philly as much, but so Philly
definitely was the best thing that happened to us because Philly,
you know, we got the Philly. It was so different.
You could get a job right away. I went to
Donald's Pizza, got a job immediately. In Jersey, was so
hard to get a job. Having a job McDonald's was good.
That's how hard it was. Like. You couldn't get a
job McDonald's when I was a kid, back in the day.

(30:51):
It's overpopulated at that time that it was hard to
get a one of my mom's. One of my mom's
jobs though, was McDonald's. Remember she used to bring fish
for land. We had all that free for all this.
We are the burgers my mom bring up and we'll
freeze him up and eat him the next day. And
I think it's illegal because I think that they put
throw them things that way every day, and my mom
didn't like throwing away. My mom never throw with food man, Mike.

(31:14):
But you know what, it's so funny when you brought
up music. I thought of when we were in North
New York and Michael. You guys don't know, but Michael's
first movie was Lean on Me by the way, he
was an extra and that he's the guy with the
hot top pay in the Boston Self outside the Corner.
It was so funny because he came. I was like,
I'm going to be in a movie. I'm like, no,
you're not. He's like, yeah, so what are your lying?

(31:34):
Tell me? You're like, He's like, free Mr Clark. Free.
That's when him you have he had two months he
was like it was free Mr Clark, Free, Mr Clark.
There was oh that was his line, No no extra.
Every extra had to say it. But he wasn't a
remember you in a talent show. He stilted this day,

(31:56):
mad at me because he was in a talent show
back then that we had no Google right, so he
wanted to sing this Luther Vandro song, which was so amazing.
Love has truly been good to me, not even one
Saturday or many have had since you've come my way.
So that was I forgot she was, so I gave it.

(32:23):
That's so far. So I wrote all the words down
from it up. But you know, Luther van fat rested.
So Luther Vandros songs were like twenty seven minutes long. Right,
you see, we stretched your song forever, so like I
wrote down what it sounded like. So he came like,
you gave me the ship, Mike, you could have been

(32:44):
the next Luther. No, she gave me because I hadn't know.
I wore a Tide one or todd one sweatsuit, the
talent todd Remember you used to rock todd one all
the time. Time wants swears. I headed on. I had
like a little s curl in my hair. Yeah, you

(33:04):
were all My s curl is like curls, you know,
but you put it, You put the jerky girls in
your head, but you don't let it stay too long
so they don't just look too activate like it don't
look too wet, So don't like you got a curl.
So I just looks like you got Indian in your family, right,
I put enough in this to look like I have
Indian in my family. I had my Indian I went

(33:25):
on stage sang that song and all the wrong word
but you know what, the kids didn't any better anyway,
So I gotta way, what did you sing? You should
have sen a house. It's not at home. That's it.
That's all you wanted on. Would have been no love
and when there's no one there and I'm still in love.

(33:57):
We Chinese best Friend. You make a nice duet. I
do like Chinese best Friend. That's a great Any other
song you know a lot of Luther songs, Well, let

(34:19):
me tell you that. One of my jobs still when
I was in college was I said, Michael doesn't know this,
but I sang in a wedding band. So I had
to know all the top food. I had to take
care of my family, my kids. So one of my
jobs was a wedding singer. I was a wedding singer. Yes,
so you have to know all these random top forty songs.
So I was like the most like, you're really good

(34:39):
at memories then, oh my god, yes, and singing harmony
and all that stuff. So that was you know, when
was the last wedding? You think, oh, this was like
twenty something years ago, So you want to do a
duet in Michael Blackstone and Darling's wedding. You know, I
don't think he can offer me, but because you know,
I'm want to save myself and have you seen at

(35:00):
the wedding? Oh? Thanks, Mike. What I want to make
sure I got you memory, I'll just write what I
think is that? So? Yeah? But congratulations anyway to Mike
and Rada. So what's going on and what's going on
with ye? Who's your favorite brother? That's a good question,

(35:25):
none of them, honestly. You know, Mike and I like
we're the closest in age, and of course we spend
more time in the US together. Um, but you know,
my siblings is one of those things where you you
know you you are, like you have age differences and
you grew up apart, so you kind of like you

(35:45):
know what I mean, like we like I was telling
when we went we went fifteen years. I went fifteen years,
So that means she even went longer without seeing them. Yeah,
so we just it's going to be in the movie.
Stay tuned the movie will Becoming, You will becoming. It's
like one of the Indian movies watching was Kids. Yeah,
Indian movies, right, Brothers said to be separated for twenty years,

(36:09):
and then you're growing up, and then then they have
no idea what brothers. And the one day they're fighting
each other right and one to rip up, rip out
his clothes up and you see a mark on him. Yeah,
like you. But it's so funny. Speaking of television, we're
growing up in Liberia, like if you if your house
didn't have TV, of course you go to your friends

(36:30):
to watch TV. But they were like charge you ten cents,
and if you didn't have the money, you try to
stay outside and watch. They were closed the window. So
it was just like yeah, so it was yeah, it
was quite the struggle. But but I think among when
we did get a TV. Remember we look out the
window a whole bunch of motherfucker's watching our TV from
outside and were closing the window. But it was so funny.

(36:52):
I can't find this picture, but we when Mike came
to America, Mike was so happy to be to have
a TV. Like there was one picture you took you
like turning the from because back then kiss you guys
don't have remote control. But growing up we were the
remote control. Like it was we had two channels on
and off for ABC, NBC, CBS. Michael Blackson has one

(37:18):
TV with four remote. Yeah. I used to do this
thing where I watched so much. I don't know if
you guys remember the old television show The Saint with
Roger Moore, Simon's he plays Simon Templa or whatever. I
used to love that show so much that whenever we'll
sit at the table and we're praying, like saying grace
of our food, I will always pray for Simon. So

(37:42):
Roger Moore owes the longevity of his life to me
because I will always pray for him. Right after that prayer,
Roger Moore, if you're still alive, I hope you live longer. Yeah,
you know, you guys will talking. I think he's alive.
He's He's British, so like they live long because all
they do just calling I ship. But when you guys
were talking about like how long you want to live,

(38:04):
I really want to live long because I graduated high school,
so I want to die aged two, so I feel
like I'm being promoted to higher learning. No, I want
to die aged two, age ninety two. That's a year
I graduate high school. So that's that's the normal African. Yeah,
you know that if you heard this new thing. I

(38:25):
watch a lot of discoverage down YouTube. They said that
if you check your blood, you'll be able to tell
when you're gonna estimate when you're gonna die. Well, also
depends on where. If you live in New Jersey, anybody
live in New Jersey, you won't live very long because
the pollution will take you out yew York to right. Yeah, oh,

(38:47):
you're right. And if you're in the wrong relationships, it
will also take your life as well. Yeah, I heard
it takes some fifty percent of your life. I am
of my life right now, probably to go. And I'm
just joking. No, I'm I'm very happy. Michael Bletson. I
have a very sweet, wonderful Hungarian girl and a baby.

(39:10):
Oh yeah, I think I would live too. What did
you say? He earlier there is I think seventy Okay,
do you want to live that long or long? You know,
my grandfather lived till age, our great grandmom lived to

(39:33):
telling you a mom, no, it was the world. No, No,
listen to me. I you know I've worked. I spent
on jourity of my career working in television news. I
always used to hate when people will say the oldest
person in the world. No, just say the oldest person
in America. That you know, there are people all around
the world that are living longer, but there they don't

(39:54):
have a reality show, so nobody knows. Nobody knows. Yeah,
so it's okay. People do live long Damn. She was Yeah,
I remember I met her before when we were going
to London before I came to the States. She the
oldest lady in Ghana. No, my mom said there's a
guy right now in her village and in Saban and
he's like a hundred thirty five. She said that he

(40:16):
highs and don't want anybody to really know who he is. Yeah,
so if you see him, don't take a picture of him.
But no, my mom, the mom said that there's a
guy in her village at least under years old. Yeah,
I want to refine him. Can you have him in
the podcast, Mike? How can we can we like how
we find out? Can you like taking his teeth out?

(40:37):
And oh yeah, you could see you guys, he doesn't
have any teeth. You know. You see the man telling
y'all what is true? When folks trying to tell y'all
what is true. Yeah, but you know, in most stunted village,
nobody's did it right there. Nobody's birth to picket, So
we have no clue. I think people know how old
people had numeric systems before people somebody else developed the

(41:00):
system there. Every culture has a way of counting. The man,
a white man did not invent numbers. Okay, no, we
were counting way before Albert Einstein sold We have to
Can you find him? Just moving to your house? You

(41:22):
have three bedrooms. I mean, what's gonna happen. It's gonna
live another thirty years. Shout out to Ghana. He's gonna
Maybe he got to school, that's what. Yeah, maybe he
could teach there how to be olden, how to live
to five. I'm sure he can tell. He could teach

(41:43):
history in your school. What's up, mother Socas. This is
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(42:31):
can you what do you want to drink? Chinese? Best friend?
I would like to drink a tequilla? Please? I thought
you wasn't drinking anymore. Well, you offered him, this is
for me. Wanna you wanna Paula? You wanta find him
to kill best for before we said bye bye toast

(42:51):
you got another three hours. Eddie Winslow's coming later. Now,
why do you need to kill her right now? Oh?
Because Mike Olford. If Mike offered you crack, would you
take it? I probably would, So Mike is your influencer.
Oh that's okay, it's just for decoration, Mike. I don't

(43:12):
really drink, Okay, I appreciate it. Yeah. So how is
he living with the African known as the African King
of Comedy Michael Blackson? Was he always a funny kid?
Or you know? That is such a great question because
I think it was really a surprise to all of us. Um, well,

(43:33):
Michael decided that he thought he was funny. Yeah, because
I remember, like in high school, his big thing was
big Daddy King, Like you can't tell him he wasn't
a big Daddy King. He walked around like, you know,
it was so funny because everybody thought he because he
wore the nicest pull. People thought, oh, he was a
drug dealer, but he was really a piece of dealer.

(43:55):
He worked pizza, but nobody knew because you know, he
kind of hit that part because if in Philadelphia, I
always say it's one of the most segregated cities because
if you're downtown, you really don't know what's going on
everywhell so nobody really from the neighbor heard no. But
then I remember, you know, when he was finished high school,
we started telling jokes, and you know, he would tell
me some of them and I would laugh just in support. Um.

(44:18):
You know, I didn't think he would take it seriously. Um,
So of course I helped him write some of his
jokes and stuff and gave him his humor. Um. Yeah,
and I think wrong, no, No, I mean, you have
to try the jokes on people. But one thing I

(44:39):
think I admire was that he didn't give up. He
kept trying. Um. I think the one thing my mom
was like. My mom was like, um, you can't. You know,
you have to go to school. You have to get
some kind of trades. I think he went to craft
Institute and got to travel industry kind of. Yeah, yeah
I did. I went to school to work Travis, because

(45:01):
I want that's how he used to pick up girls.
He's like, hey, I got a buddy pass. You know
what I mean? That was that was did you tell
the girls that you were a pilot. No, he's just
I could give you a buddy pass of a standby
ticket to But he you know, he did his he
did his thing comedy. Yeah, you know. I just want
to say rest in peace to m A. J. Johnson

(45:23):
who passed. Oh he's a funny guy. I've seen him.
I loved him. I remember at one point, you know,
I used to work with Mike in like booking his
shows and different stuff, and A. J. Was always funny
as well. Of course he was a torture soul, but
just a sweet kind And I think when I saw
that he had passed, it really sadened me. So, um,
I just prayed that he's resting in peace and tell

(45:45):
him much better jokes in heaven than he did here. Um.
I mean he was funny, but I'm sure he's funny.
Um yeah, yeah, he was, you know his last few years.
You know, I'm sure it's pretty tough for him. Yeah. Um,
you know, but his earlier, earlier, his career from like
Friday and then I got the hook up and then

(46:05):
I mean he had he had a great career. He
was just naturally funny, Like he didn't try you around him.
He was just naturally I seen that guy when I
was going to watch our YouTube video to go to sleep,
and I didn't sleep. I was like, whoa this? Yeah
he was. He was. He was funny and just you know,
just the way he passed. So it's like the whole

(46:26):
we lost, the whole cast of the Friday movie. Yeah,
but you're still here though, Like you think that Friday
like looking like Barnie's X ray? What the hell are
you wearing? You do look like Barnie's X ray? Right now?
He might you think the cast of the Friday movie

(46:46):
is is Jinks or anybody that has a line more
than five minutes? I don't, you know? It only has
the power. You get that he blamed me for losing
in the football game, like I didn't tell him about
when I when I won my first nine game parley,
I didn't. I told him after I won it already.

(47:08):
So now I'm in. I'm one of my other parley,
all my teams I've won. This is one stealers game
I call my this and man is if this stealness
game win? He started still the beginning. Wait a minute,
you can't blame it. You gotta blame Ben Roethliberger's noodle arms.
He needs to retire yesterday. That's not on him. That's

(47:29):
not on him. Bend needs to that's right. And the
freaking it's Bengals whooped their ass. Yes we did go
Bengals hot. Eli. Mom loves you. I just want to
say shout out to my kids. I love you. I
am so proud of you. You are my best friend
on the entire planet, and I love you. I just
have to say for four weeks from today, four weeks

(47:51):
from today would be four years since I had brain surgery,
and I just want to shout out my son because
he took so good care of me. My surge was
over eight hours long he sat there by himself a kid.
I had to I couldn't go to rehab because I
have balancing issues in the whole nine. He took care
of me while he was dealing with so much bullshit

(48:12):
with the giants. He helped me down. He continues to
hold me down. I love you. You are my entire heart.
That's it. We love you. You're a good kid. He's
a great kid. Yes, Pola, you want to have any kids?
You have kids, Paula, I don't have kids. No, do
you want some right now? No? You don't want them?

(48:33):
May change my mind, who knows, But would you want
to have? Like, don't have children. You won't have extra
money for buy shoes, so you gotta think about that.
It's so much, very expensive. And then you're raising a
whole human. You know, you don't know how you're going
to affect them, like it's scary. But people be having
like dogs and treat the dogs like humans. Don't do that.

(48:55):
I love dogs, my child exactly. How much that little
puppy calls you every month? Well, I got oh every month? Yeah,
my puppies vegetarian Mike. He eats more than expensive food
than me. He can't eat chicken. He can't eat other
dog food because they mix it with chicken. See, black people,
we give the dog wherever we eat. That's not true.

(49:15):
I'm a black person and I loved my dog. My
dog had every bones, every nigga disease, high blood pressure,
diabetes because we give them a dog before. Yes, my Dominoes. Okay,
let's talk about let's talk about talk about Dominoes and guys,

(49:37):
I'm Peter's gonna be on your ass because I'm Finnish snitch. Okay,
today I'm finished snitch. I'm finishing like technos that his
name put a tattoo on my next I'm about to snitch.
I can't keep up anyway, my hatch, I don't know

(50:00):
who gave Mike this dog Dominoes. No, we were, we
were not a little he named after Domino's pizza. Right,
so let me tell when from when he first brought
the dog on the dog with this little white, little
fur ball, then like three hours later the dog became big, right,
the dog just grew overnight, like like freaking the big

(50:21):
red dog. But he was a big white dog. But
the thing was, we were younger this so we didn't
know like you have to actually take a dog to
school and train it. He was just like Liberians. He
was big for nothing. That means like he was just
big but not smart, and we're just running everywhere. He's
sat in the backyard just ate and that's all he did.
I never took him from one day. My mom was like, Okay, Mike,

(50:43):
take the dog to the shelter or take something like
you gotta give the dog back. So let me tell you. So, Michael,
you want to tell them how you how do No,
let me don't say it because you'll probably try to live.
So one thing Michael came home was like, oh, so
what shelter whatever? Did you take the dog? Did you
take Dominan? So he's like, oh, I opened the door,
he ran, Now I excuse me. I just want to

(51:05):
say this. A Domino's a dog. If you're on South
Street listening, he's probably has tattoos and Pierson's all over
and I know it's like five No, it was more
than five years ago. That dog. I'm sure he's dead
by Sogo Dominos. A moment, just give a moment of
silence for Domino, because I think about how he probably

(51:30):
was on South Street. He probably sold his body. I
don't know, but I used to think about like a CEO,
is he's selling his body? Like what is I got
to the point where I said, you know, I can't.
I didn't know about the spc A. I could just
take this nigga somewhere and let other people take care
of him. I just thought that, you know, he let
him run out like I don't want to do with him.

(51:52):
So I was like, you know, put him in a car.
Let me just take him for a ride. If I
wrote a winner there, if he jumps out, then he
just I don't even want to here. Yeah, you know what,
you should have dropped it off in a million times.
It was like thirty some years ago. It was thirty
years ago. He was a very stupid dog. He just
grew up. Okay, in his defense, he wasn't stupid. His

(52:13):
owners were not smart in educating him. There are no
dumb dogs. There's just silly lazy as owners. Yes, so Dominoes,
your your integrity lives on You weren't dumb, You just
were with a careless he was was that boy or girl?
He was a boy. You can't even he was a boy. Boy.

(52:35):
It was a boy in a new era, where in
transgenders everything. I don't know work on the dog I
had stop he was like dog he identified as a
male dog. I don't know. So you had dominoes were
just big white black dominoes was, yeah, somewhere else, better place?

(52:58):
Do you guys know the story Sylvestor stallone story about
his dog about how he like, he was so poor
when he was, you know, trying to get into movies.
He was so poor he had to give the dog
away because he didn't have any money for food for himself.
So let alone the dog, and he gave the dog away.
And I think it was like ten years later. Don't
quote me on this, but ten years later he bought

(53:19):
the dog back from the person he had given him
too because he missed his dog. And I don't believe
sevest still alone. I think he saw that episode on
last see that sounds like it. Yes, First of all,
I can't even see Sylveston telling a full story. Rocky

(53:40):
should have been a movie that has subtitles. By the way,
while we're talking about sevest to Law, because I cannot
understand one thing that man ever said in that movie.
She really had loved him, because I mean how can
you connect with me and you can't have a whole
conversation with oh sheol just like just go to bed.
Just That's why their relationship lasts long. Because one of

(54:04):
the dog was Dominoes. Probably was probably the dog. He
probably found him on the streets. Tom, I mean it
was Philly. He probably Yeah. Well the good thing about
it is a big dog, so they can't be run over.
But I was happy though he was happy. He's probably
happy somewhere else. They probably renamed him Pizza because not

(54:26):
Papa John's. That's the worst pizza on guys, Are you serious?
I was luckily did not offer to be sponsors from us. Well,
we sponsored them a New Day and recipe. Your pizza
is total trash. I don't even know. I would take
the Jornal delivery guy over you. And Jina doesn't even
deliver well. So I was planning to buy Michael Blockson

(54:47):
for his birthday. Do not give my dog him, but
I do. I had, you know, but since I know
dogs are very special, I had too that I loved,
loved love Yeah, that big Dad, Dutch and Bear, and
I think when I got divorced, I didn't want to
separate them yeah, so that was hard. So you have

(55:08):
to pick which one you keep. I didn't want to
separate them, so I let him keep. It's like if
you give birthday if you have twins, because Dutch would
have been like my mind. But I knew that Bear
needed him and it was just time to move on.
But anyway, I am planning to get another dog next year,
a dog that I wanted to be a girl. I

(55:29):
want to teach you how to work. Do you want
me to kidnap the dog from your ex husband? No? Okay,
that dog is what is you know, you gotta be
like at least sixty and dog age? Right, No, there's
still alive. Yeah, yeah, they're still alive. So yeah, but
I'm going I'm going to once my you know, life
kind of slows down. I want to definitely looking to

(55:51):
get me a dog. What kind of dog you're looking for?
Like Michael's dog? You know. The thing is, everybody, like
I have friends, everybody say get a rescue dog, get
a rescue dog, And I want to, but I'm sure
the dog I won't be rescued. So I'm gonna really
really get me a bougie dog and just the dog
and I will come up with a backstory, so I
would tell the dog. Anybody asked, you just say you
will rescue, rescue right outside and even markets or something like.

(56:13):
I don't know. Like, so it's just all about training
your dogs too. How about this emotional dogs? How to
determine which wanted the dogs are the best? Let me
tell you my dog Dutch when I had my um.
When I had my um, I was diagnosed with blood
clot in my brain. I suffered a stroke or whatever,
and I remember being like Jamaican's so annoying. So anyway,

(56:39):
he stayed at my side like he would the whole
time when I was better, Like he just was there.
So they're they're naturally loving loving. Yeah, dogs are just
the best. So I I dogs really nice, Like I
think we're a little ship too. He's also an emotional
supports I want no. I actually had to get a

(57:03):
psychiatrist to to write me a letter and say that's
why I could travel with him. That way I could
travel with him right next to me. And so what
what was the emotional like like you just know they
really are you? Like I had a friend who had
an emotional support pit bull, and she had anxiety attacks
and panic attacks, and she the dog would lick her,
like throw her down on the floor and lick her

(57:25):
until she felt okay again. I think if I was,
if I was hurt, theirs she needs a boyfriend. How
the boyfriend could be probably the source of her anxiety.
So I think she is about in her This is
the smart Listen. I am so glad to be here

(57:46):
because I feel like the intelligent life here right now,
Michael Blacks and I feel like I read the whole
Wikipedia page after listening to your sister made me like
you higher. I could build a goddamned spaceship after this show,
Yeah you can't. I didn't take yes, and I'm happily single.

(58:10):
Let me tell you. Let me tell you sporty story.
But the one time Michael doesn't do nice things for me.
But there was one time that he actually tried because
one time I wasn't feeling well. So what he did
he showed me the d M he had d M
A DRIs Elbert to say, hey, my sister, this was
years ago. Woman, I actually liked him, and he was like, oh,
my sister likes she was like maybe four years ago.
I was like, my sister really likes she she's not

(58:32):
feeling well, be great A I was like, oh great, Yeah.
Then I was like, no, Michael, text him back and
let him know that I don't look like you, because
he probably like, probably like Michael Blacks and sister Wolf.
You know what, what did you say, Michael Blacks? I
don't remember, interest. I don't know if he ever responded.

(58:53):
I don't think you did the thing. You did send
me the on screenshot and you were like, you know,
but then he probably didn't because he thought that your
sister looks like you. So I was like, tell him
that I don't look like you. But I don't know
if you ever sent that second. So did you get
your COVID shut? Because you still was the first African
American that got his COVID shut. He's African American, though

(59:14):
he's British African English, he's he's African Briritish. Yeah, well,
I know I got my shot. I don't play about that, Listen.
I'm a child of the eighties. We got shot for everything.
You couldn't go to school unless you have vaccines. So
I don't know why all of a sudden we've turned
it into this big thing is vaccines are not new.
It's just now I play on Facebook. Yeah, social media

(59:39):
for sure, all these videos that were surfacing, But this
is my thing though. Guys are going around just banging
anybody and then don't worry about a shot exact like dude,
you're just yeah. It's like, oh, I don't want that
in my body, like the act like I don't want
my body like you. I don't put that woman at

(01:00:01):
or they trust their weed guy with their and barder
and the bartender exactly. You're right, Papa's if irving, you're listening,
go get your y'all. Leave Kyrie alone. Kyrie just burns
his stage. But Kyrie, I don't. I don't get mad
at him because I have zero expectation for public health

(01:00:23):
information from an athlete. Oh yeah, you're right, I don't know.
Just so disappointed about Lebron James. Didn't you know, say
anything nice for the people to have the show. I
think we're so celebrity worship crap. There are doctors out there.
Go listen to the doctors. Dr Suits, Dr Pepper, doc whatever.

(01:00:45):
Go find I'm just saying, but I'm saying, find a doctor, like,
don't go get bad like I said in the beginning.
If your teeth is both from you, you don't go
to the mechanic like we have to stop being silly.
Oh the celebrity set this are you really that goofy?
Oh my god, car recesshiond't get vaccinated? Oh I'm sorry?
What do he is? Medical degree from? When this? When

(01:01:08):
this when COVID first hit. The first person I contacted
was my first cousin. He's an immunologist PhD. Public school
where he's immunologist. That's what he says. They studied, like
because yeah, they study the cures of a different immune
system and different diseases. And he's working. His lifelong work

(01:01:29):
had been like to find a cure for malaria and
other um diseases. But anyway, he studied, this is what
they do. And so I went to him because I
was because I worked in television news, so of course
I didn't believe anything the news was saying. So so
I went to So I went to him and he's like, yeah,
this was March of This thing is serious, and for me,
I took it seriously. And the vaccine people actually worked

(01:01:51):
to develop it. It works, Get the vaccine. Get the vaccine,
so you don't get sick and worse infect other people.
Just get thevaccine please and set your ask down. It
was actually two really young girls that developed it. Yeah
what if? And it's like, you can't the vaccine has
been tested. Trust me, I've had it. I didn't make

(01:02:11):
me taller, but it works. Well. I guess we'll wait
another one year and see what happens. It's like, did
you get vaccinated? I have the card? Oh did he
get vaccinated? Rodden? We got the guard from the lady
that give her. It's a federal offense though, to be

(01:02:34):
faking that car really, so I'm faking. I just got
the card and I'm taking anything. Yeah, I got the
card to get the shot though. I got the card. Yeah,
I got the car from the dog lady give it
therapy dog. Well, I got both shots from the dog
got you got the dut Fighter. I got fighter and

(01:02:57):
I got an Orange County. I got it because I went.
I went right with all the rich white folks was
getting there. You see why why k No. I just
didn't want to wait the weight with shorter for me.
And you know, let's take the shut over there in
Orange County. Now I'm gonna west Holly Beverly Hills. I
want to take the same place. Brat Pitt, Texas. Who

(01:03:19):
is your immunization guy, Brad Pitt, I'm sure that Americans
want to kill you. Yeah, you're right, the Baptist perfect.
Where is Williams? Shotting again? Shot At? That's what I want?
Where is Michael Douglas. I want to be around with
those guys. I'll find that up Mike, maybe with Angelina
Joe Leads. It's a fisher. When I suck out my

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(01:04:04):
I wanted the shot. She's getting what you keep buying
these black babies. I don't know. I know, I just know.
I'm sure she's a nice lady. I just she just
always gives me. I don't shower vibes, you know what
I mean? Yeah, them said no, it was it was

(01:04:26):
Ashton Kushner and his wife. They don't they don't wash really,
but let me tell you something. I was two years ago, No,
two years ago. I went to France for the first
time and I went to um the Louver, the museum,
and we did know it wasn't a loop. We went
to Versal, we did the whole tour of the palace,
and our tour guy told us that many years ago.

(01:04:47):
The reason why they drink so much wine in France
is because of course they couldn't drink the water because
the world was all dirty, so that's why they drank
the wine. But they were like the King's never washed.
They never washed. All they did was change your shirts,
so they felt like as long as you had a
white collar shirt you were clean. Dirty asses. But anyway,
so once a year a doctor would come and scrape

(01:05:09):
the dirt off of that. Yes, I was that much dirt, Yes, damn.
That's why. That's why they have don't wear the other
in that much either, right in friends, I don't know,
but high French people, so they just smelt like bo
but with yeah, but no, but they were like the kings.
All the Kings did was change his shirt, so as

(01:05:31):
long as you had a white collar shirt, they felt
you were clean. Yeah. But the French, they were also
the most romantic people. Though, that's the collar. Should stop
taking a shower. Look at that. I always saw like,
what's that show? Was the white what the skunk always
get a hug and kisses? You? Was that you had
a skunk z right? Yea? That got all the game

(01:05:55):
because yeah, I want that's the perception they fed for
some African men who are very romantic. I haven't met
him yet, but if you're out there, how are you? Yeah,
that's racist. You only want to African man. I do
a nice blonde hair, blue eye. Not my Chinese man.
Not my thing, not my thing. And since I'm not Pakistanian,

(01:06:21):
not my thing. African. Last I saw you, you were
so romantically in love on instagrams. I was it didn't work?
Did this mothersucker introduce that man? Do you know? No,
but it didn't work out. But I wish him. Well, okay,
well they were the same heights I knew, you know.

(01:06:41):
I would say this. A great philosopher of our time,
the Great Nina Simone, said we have to learn to
walk away from the table when love is no longer
being served. So shout out to the late great Nina Simon.
That is actually really grow. Could you please write that
down on absolutely want the room. Yeah, she's gonna do

(01:07:05):
it backwards. Yes, you have to learn to walk away
from the table. One love is no longer being served.
And I love me and you have to be as
passionate about me as I am about me. Love. No,
I was in love. I was in a relationship with
a guy from South Africa. Actually, well his dad was
South African. Um for six years. That's a long time.

(01:07:26):
That's a long time. Half far do you guys go?
Like a couple of miscarriages. But no, apologize she must
not listen to her podcast Michael blockson No, that is
a family arriented podcast. You know she does. No, but
you can't. You can't be so flippant about miscarriages. I
just wanted, like, I mean, six years of things happening.

(01:07:47):
I just had a miscarriage right now listening to my
being nice, I didn't want to say you have a
couple of ball shirts or the other one the plan
be Oh anyways, let's continue. So how is it is?
It is a left truth about about African man like
they are cheap? Was he cheap? No? Well he was.

(01:08:10):
He was actually from Philly as well. African from Philadelphia.
That was South African. His mom was just black, you know,
but was he by racial? No black? Okay, yeah, South
Africa and uh no, he wasn't cheap. I think it's
because he was maybe American, but I don't know. I've
never heard of that man. I don't want to say,

(01:08:32):
but shout out to South African though, because when I
was in Ghana. Of course Afro beats is off the hook,
but South African music is phenomenal. Oh my god, they're
killing it, killing it the music South African. No, but
I'm just saying the African world. I'm telling you the
best music I've heard. It's in Africa. Like I'm telling

(01:08:55):
the best of the African music. Not to everybody doing
the thing for all the guys. My stone Boy, it's
like a stone Boy. Like stone Boy looks like ars One.
He's like chaos one with food. Do you like that
song Essn't by Whiskey Whiskey? That one's really good. You're

(01:09:23):
like that booking a fast suit? Am I saying on it? Right?
South Africa? When did she passed? I think she passed away, right,
I don't know, or Brenda Fastu. This is just going
to stage that song. I love that song. It's Brenda Fast.

(01:09:46):
She passed away any very young age. Yes, Chinese best
friend Michael's South Africa. Ever since you gave him the
long lyrics, he doesn't. I'm selling six years relationship? If again,
did you kill him? It got boring? He grew apart
because yeah, we want a different things. We grew apart

(01:10:08):
like where you wanted. He went some pussy and you
want the argument, Yeah, kind of. I was a little
bit toxic because I was a teenager. You know, I
was really young and I grew up in a toxic environment.
So I was a little bit toxic. He was perfect,
he was really amazing, But so it was you. It
was you find another Never take the blame. That's amazing.

(01:10:32):
It's not about blame. It's not about blame. It's about accountability. Yeah,
did you find another boyfriend? That's why you left him?
Not that she But no, she probably stand us as
high as that guy. So somebody gotta be better than him, right,
three years? Wow, that's a long time. Yeah, you know,
I think for me, I'm blessed. I have amazing friends, right,

(01:10:55):
and so when you have friends who are passionate about you,
You're not gonna allow anybody into your life who doesn't
love you as passionately as your friends. Like my friends
set the standard, my tribe of just amazing humans. So
it's like you have to Like I was sharing with
rod It, I'm the kind of person. I'm always happy.
I'm always up here, So if you're gonna be in
my life, you have to stay up here. But you

(01:11:15):
can't bring me down. When you start to bring me down,
you gotta go. Yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, I
protect my peace is the most important, especially surviving brain surgery.
You know, your your health is everything. You know, like
a great writer said, you're gonna happy. Yeah, your biography
becomes your biology. So you have to really manage your
mental health and your mental space. And if they can't

(01:11:38):
keep you where they've found you, they can't bring you down.
So yes, but I'm excited. I'm excited. I think the
the guy who's as passionate as I am is out there,
and I'm sure they're listening to three six four. He's
gonna have to be. He has to be taught. My

(01:11:58):
son is six too, so you have to be all
of my kids. It has to be six six five.
So let me. I mean, who's out this single? Six three?
Maybe like has to be he has to be so
he has to be forty. Danny Glover. I'm not doing
any dirties. Danny Glover is like Danny Cover. Remember we

(01:12:20):
saw him a few months ago. No, you want with me? Yeah? Yeah,
he was on the podium. Remember we went to this thing.
He was so old. No, not that old. Not that
you're too old Glover Over the No. But I dated
someone who was like eighteen years older, and I think
he likes like. No, he's still alive. He's nice, he's

(01:12:42):
a he's he's a nice, nice guy. You know, he
didn't want it didn't work. He was still married. Right,
he's not my type anymore. Well, I think after he
listened to this podcast. No, I love smart man. I
like Abdujabar seven old. He can't even barely make a

(01:13:03):
jump shot strategy. I need somebody. He's too old. He
has to love to travel, he has to love to
work out. I'm thinking my tall I think my NBA players,
no professional athletes, Michael Jordan, no pro athletes, but Mike.
I'm too dark for Michael. He likes them very very much.

(01:13:23):
Way lighter than me. So, but he's not my type.
No pro athletes, no pro athletes. Shaquill single, Yeah, he's single.
Can I tell you a Shaquille O'Neil story. Yeah. I
was working, um one of my jobs in college. I
worked at a five star hotel and UM I worked

(01:13:44):
as a concierge. And this was when he was with
Orlando and um Onlindo Magic just like wait in the nineties, remember,
and I was coming into work. I had my earphone
ze because I was, you know, going to school full time,
working full time, and I come, I'm walking. I went
to smack into him because they stay at all telling
and I remember him walking. I was like, oh, she's
she's you know, said how cute I was, And I

(01:14:05):
believe him because fast. For years later, I was doing
red Um Hollywood Access at the Spies and he was
one of the people I interviewed and I asked him.
I said, hey, Shack, who are you looking forward to
seeing to that? He said, you baby, you're looking so fun.
He sounds like that. Yeah, but then he does like

(01:14:25):
petite women, so but he's nice. He did a hoops
and she was like four and eleven. Oh yeah, I'm
five one. Yeah, but then I mean she was like
right here. Yeah. You know the funny thing about it.
I took a picture. It was me Shock Flavor flav
and hoops right and picture, and I said, I'm the
only one picture enough hoops because because she was on

(01:14:50):
you know that just because she was on the show
doesn't mean she dropped her draws from I'm just perception.
You know, people are always lying on some woman's vagina.
You don't know that. He probably just because he's stood
next to it. On me, he got I remember that picture.
I remember it was. It was doing Super Bowl weekend Indianapolis.
Where's that picture? But my Instagram just look up super
Bowl from when? When was the Indianapolis who? I forgot

(01:15:12):
who played? But I mymer was there for the Shock
All Star Comedy chain. I think Shack Misses with your
luck check like to him, he said, I have a
house for sale for one point six five million dollars.
We went there was gonna buy it? Whoa great man?
Can he leave some shoes? Yeah, you're gonna buy Chuck.
I'm gonna bite Shuck Goes. A'll be like three point

(01:15:32):
five two million dollar difference. Keep that ragged up, no
problem athletes? Thank you? Uh well, I mean I know that.
So what are you looking for? Miss like a teacher
I once know. Just someone who hopeless, romantic fascination giver. No,

(01:15:54):
somebody who is successful in his own right. Um, passionate
about people, love community, homeless people are passionate. Yeah, he
loves to travel. Oh you're gonna need to I love
to travel. You need to passport? Yes, yeah, well you
can't have criminal records. No criminal records, no criminal change person.

(01:16:18):
People change, people change. Yeah, I'm not looking for that.
Change alright, six six three six three and dispose income
eighteen to ninety dumb, cripple or crazy contact dm me.
I'll call you to Apple Instagram is a surviving American American?

(01:16:41):
Please do not send me any dick pics. I appreciate that.
Thank you. You have no idea, You have no idea
how many people you take a picture with Michael Paula
and I can't even show you can't even show the
pictures to anybody or posted because it's like child porn.
That's how little they be sending them. So you just like,

(01:17:03):
do not send me. You know what I do when
I get pics and I love this and it works
really well every time. Send them like seven more dick picks,
like bigger dicks. How do you even have those pictures?
I just blocked them, like pick pig Italian, dick pick gone,

(01:17:34):
not dick pick Oh, Chinese best friend. It's gonna need
a microscope for that, Mike. You know, I just block.
Really remember the first time it happened to me years
ago was when I first got drafted. Some guy went
into my message me on Facebook and I literally dropped
my phone because that was about now, and it's just like,
okay block. So yeah, I just want to hurt their

(01:17:57):
ego because it's like, no, I just did that will
definitely hurt a bigger I'll be pissed. Yeah. I think
he's just going to send another one, another one. I
was like, I don't even want to have that time. Yeah,
then it's a big old dick off. You might have
time for that. Well, thank you for joining us in
another episode Mothercycle Podcast. Um, it was fun talking to

(01:18:20):
my sister Bengals. Your sister is amazing, lady ms. Mr Bloxham,
very funny, Thank you, nice, thank you. Yeah. So what
year was that when you hit him with a putting
fans that is such a listen his head. He has

(01:18:41):
all kinds of knots on it. He was dropped as
the baby several times. You saw it several times and
I wasn't even born then, so he has balanced and issues.
So well. Thank you for joining. The other episode Motorcycle Podcast.
We see you guys next week. Thank you much, see him,
Thank you lady, Thank you. The mother Sucker Podcast with

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