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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Calgary Audio. What's up Mother Soccer's Welcome to another episode
of Mother Soccer Podcast. I'm your host, Michael blacks and
I'm never alone. I almost joke on my own uh bit.
(00:25):
I was trying to talk like you my kid. That's
not happening. Hello, everyone whoever is listening. This might be
the last episode, I don't know, or maybe the next
to the last. I don't know. How are you feeling, man?
How's everything? Oh? I'm feeling good, Michael Blackson. How's the family?
They're good? You know their word. They want to eat someplace,
(00:46):
but you know everywhere you fucking go right now, you're
gotta have a voxine card. But he is, how do
you get in? You know? I showed them my past
through child support bill actually work. The Invascination car looks
like a parking parking ticket out or child support bill
(01:08):
look more like just give them your parking ticket like
they of Los Angeles City, Los Angeles Parking Department. Yeah,
it also looked like a parking ticket to Yeah, that
could just and when you just got half of it.
The Invascination, the actual Invascination. If you live in California,
you should know this. Every restaurant before you go to
(01:28):
they want to see your car. They won't let you win,
but you could just didn't really given by seeing a card.
They're just trying to just do that. You can show
them any fucking thing. Yeah, you're right, you can show
them like your brust to kid. Yeah, anything would go.
Just anything with that says a city of Los Angeles.
Maybe anything that just says nineteen. You don't gotta be
(01:50):
COVID ninety. It would be like anything with a signature.
So like a fucking traffic violation ticket. I went to
the breakfast and the old lady, she's like in her
early thousands. She wasn't she wasn't one serving us. You know,
she's like your cart. I just showed up and she's
come in. I'm like this blowing bitch game and see nothing. Yeah,
(02:12):
they don't care. That's not the right to be investigating
what you got on your phone. It's I mean, I
think it's a shame that they are. You know, they
won't let you in the restaurant if you're not vascinated.
Don't you think it's a shame it? I mean, how
many how many people are losing how many business are
being lost? Becau. That's why they don't care, Michael Blocks
and you can show them anything. I think. If you're
not vascinated, you just gotta beat that. She's sit in
(02:33):
a nonvascination section. That's you know what sitting, and y'all
just all cough from each other, you know, put and
put the vascinated people, separate them. Man. So maybe I
don't have plan and it air planes to be nonvascination
on the left, vascinating on the right, you know, and
then we let people in Urblin without vaccination. Yeah yeah,
(02:56):
well last time you've been on the plane, Chinese best
friend out co But like, yes they let you on.
You gotta keep a mask on, whether you vascinated or not.
You gotta keep yours. That new mandatory now that you
gotta be vaccinated to fly. No, No, that's a lot.
They would never do that. The airlines will refuse for
(03:16):
that to happen. Airline will lose money because you can't
get fucking Aaron Rodgers on the plane. Kyrie Irwin, Then
what you're gonna do? You're right what I'm saying. I've
just sended you to have a section for everything. It's
like fascinating section nonfascinated. Everybody in the back of the
bus nonfascinated, like slavery all over again. Yeah, dr Fun,
(03:37):
if you're listening, listen to this man, listen to me.
You know, stop making. If you're gonna make people get vascinated,
don't make them wear of fucking mask. Then let let
me free, let it breathe. Yeah, because I know if
you if you vascinated and you got well mask, Like,
what was the purpose of me getting vascinated? Mike tired
of freaking taking an over wearing a mask? You know,
(03:59):
I'm tired of going at grocery store wearing a mask again.
You like Cete face. Well, I mean, obviously we all
know COVID is real, is out there. You know those
who think on touchaboard, they got touched like Aaron Rodgers
and everybody else. So it is what it is, is
what it is. But you know, Fun, COVID funk all
(04:19):
that bullshit. I got special special guests in the house today.
Oh who you got, Michael? I have. Donna is like
a choreographer, dance stuff, video fixing. She's done it all.
She's been dancing for so many groups, She's been on
so many music videos, she's in the building today, Donna.
Come on, Donna, welcome to the show. Bring you drink,
(04:45):
Sit right next to me and my next guest. Un
You know, I always I'm always happy when I bring
guys on the show that I've known for like over
twenty years. With comedy, we are like one big family
comedians are. We don't really have real beef. I mean,
you know, like rappers have beef, singers something like that.
Comedians would never have. We always love each other because
(05:07):
we know that grunted. We know what it takes to
get to that next level. And we've all been through that.
And this guy has definitely been there. I mean his
stadium was Big Sean and he lost ways Big Sean.
No more Sean is in the building. Come on, Brandon
(05:27):
kim In. I thought there was a big little show
you know that ain't Sean. You know, It's like you
got these these like comedians. It's a lot of funny comedians,
like funniest happen They just never blew up. Sean was
one of them. Niggas likes fu never blew up. But
he's a hell ofver. He wrote on a lot of
TV shows. Sometimes you know what we all have different calling.
(05:47):
We'll get we wanna get big something. Well like he hits.
He's a great probably want best stet up comics out there.
But he gonna make his money prid from being a
writer on a TV show Move You or something like that.
He's that brilliant, Like he's one of the comedians that
if you write a movie, Okay, I wrote this movie,
all right, now, I need this movie to be funny.
I'll give it a Sean, and Sean will make it funny.
(06:12):
Put a stank on the thun, put a stank on
the thing, you know what I mean? Yeah, them, you know.
But ladies, at first, let's get with telling. Tell me
about yourself, like you know, oh ship okay, um, alright.
So I've been in the industry my whole life. When
my mom birthed me, I was already tap dancing and
(06:32):
doing everything else. My family has been in the industry
a hundred years. My grandfather has a a star on
the Walk of Fame for Yeah. His his name is
Eddie Rochester Anderson, and he want to do comedian. He
was one of the original. He's one of the first
(06:53):
original black comedians in Hollywood that started everything. Wait before
oh before um any black actor. He was the first
black male actor. UM that started. Like to this day,
Denzel still talks about him. Um So he's got like
eighty nine credits on IMDb and etcetera. He's been gone
(07:15):
with the winds. No, he was old at the time
and then by the time he passed away, I think
in the in the seventies. He was in his eighties,
but he was popping at forty. You know how it happens.
It happens when when he died trying to him Hollywood,
(07:41):
do get this happening now, you know, because you know
what I mean, I don't think so, because my family
was fighting for his name to be on there properly.
They didn't even put his name on their properly. I'm
planning to just get a shovel. I just foundful a
shovel from home deeper. Don't have to pay. We also
(08:02):
do we also do landscaping and construction in the middle
of the night. Michael Blocks No, no, that Michael no
funk that ship. We gotta we gotta coda sack and
my grandfather's name still to this day, and yeah, on Hollywood,
it's on Hollywood. I just found it nice. Yeah, it's
(08:25):
some cute lass ship. All right. So you you you've
been dancing for Yeah, for everybody from everybody from Chris Brown,
Missy Elliott Usher starting all their videos as their so ushers.
Yeah video, I'm the lead girl, Chris Brown's Running, I'm
the lead girl. Um. I've started on all the major
(08:47):
UM Award shows. I've hosted on MTV for comedy with
UM Your Mama, True TV three seasons. I've done comedy.
So I do a little, you know, I do live everything.
What would you say was your favorite music video? My favorite?
Everybody always asked me that. Um, even till this day
(09:08):
and I have I'm still doing music videos by the way, Yeah,
it's still probably the Chris Brown video, which the Running
video was his first video. I was, I was, I
was his lead girl. Yeah, I would say that because
we were also peaceful even. Yeah, some of the dancers,
(09:29):
one of them was my best friend. She's she's the
godmother of my child. Like we're all still like tapped in,
Like it was very different when we we all linked
up for that. I know my favorite video, I know
my favorite dance video, touch no no No, that's O
Marion and I used to day I went to high
(09:49):
school to Marian and Kay and Chris Stokes. Yes, we
went to HGH school together. But he Chris Stokes told
me that that video was based on us doing the
other the year video. Yeah, that's my favorite, but touch
Yeah do you expecting a visitor? Well you got one? Baby?
(10:17):
Oh Q too? Hey girl, hey me me? Maybe she
got Are you gonna war army good clothes today? Wow? Um? Beautiful? Do? Um?
So Chris Brown? Was he probably your favorite of all
(10:38):
of our audit people you probably dance for I mean
that's only because you did his furs? Was that was
his first video? Was that only video did for him?
Was this first? And then I did an Award show
as his lead as well? Um uh? At this point,
I've have you? Have you any of them? Why does
(10:59):
every want to know when you have sex? Good? I
try to keep the I try to keep this ship
on lock. You know. Yeah, sexual, I'm sure if women
are doing way more than we would, we weren't allowed
(11:19):
to be moving that way back then. We will be
blackballed if we even like flirted in the director knew
or the label knew like and our money was in
for videos. We was getting large money to be flown
out in et cetera for videos and not to do that.
The flow down we got fluid falls in love. I'm saying, yes,
(11:44):
falls in love all the time. I'm saying, I mean
the dances. If you did you have a tour with them? Yes,
a lot of people. Yeah, Okaye doesn't mean to me,
you'll only roll together. You danced in front of you know,
people do get to know each other and things happen. No,
things do happen. I know some scenarios with some people.
You know what I mean. You know there's they they
(12:06):
said that of the affairs happened at work. But look
correct talking that's the homeboy. Yeah, and then they have
a movie together with like they fell in love with that.
(12:29):
I don't want to I used to dance for Jello,
but working together who what's what? Female singer fell up
with her dad wasn't jo Yes she did, but because
she had what's his name back in the day, um
after after did it? She did what's his name jay
something to the choreographer. No, no, no, there was a
guy ballhead after him. And then she not too long ago,
(12:53):
was with Casper and and that's the girls. She really
likes being dead. He didn't know both sides when he
crossed the street and a big truck crushed his head.
That's that's that's the lyrics. The lyric, that's a that's
some comedian's lyrics. I thought that was yours because I
never heard Casper the friendly goes he really likes being dead.
(13:19):
He didn't look both ways when he crossed the street
and a big truck crushed his head. Yeah, I don't know.
Is that what is the real lyrics? This's the only
one I don't know other than the first one that
might be the real one. Mike. I figured out how
I can blow up like you. I need a Chinese
(13:40):
best friend. The website I can go to are you Chinese?
Chinese best friend? Chinese best friend, but he's Filipino. I
just come are you You're not Chinese? Filipino bas Chinese?
But I told my self I'm gonna call you Chinese
(14:01):
because Chinese is more popular. They have like and they
found out that China doesn't have access to Instagram. Oh
ship if it would have been Filipino. Basically, I think
like hundred million followers. Michael Black, We're gonna find your jail.
(14:23):
Just go to Chinatown. Man, just just find it. I'm
going to China and look for a Filipino best friend.
You don't have to do that. You go to southern California,
you go to the South Side by my hood. We
all they all Filipino. It don't even matter. Oh yeah,
where you live? Carson Oh yeah, Carson City, Yeah, Philip,
(14:45):
you know. Yeah. So me and me and Sean go
way back way. What's the funniest thing you remember about us? Okay,
I remember this one time we had a show in
North Carolina. Me you Darren, you know, DS, you can
tell the story. DS. It was Cocob Brown, I think
(15:10):
it was on the show, and I forget who else was.
So after the show, this way before Michael was engaged.
You know, this is like two thousands three. So d
S and uh, Mike somehow they got in the saving.
But they had two groupies that took back to the hotel. Right, So,
so d S tells me the story. He said, they
in the room, the lights out, and d some on
(15:32):
one bed and Mike and other bed with other girl
and said, DS, all he heard was the girl and
Mike bear and say, goddamn girl, come and look at this. Motherfucker.
And she said her friend came over to say ship.
She said, she said, you want some of that. She's like, no,
I'll just stay over here with him. Holy Corp. Michael blocks.
(16:02):
So I did that. That was a funny ship. I
wasn't in there. I just got to what happen. You
got to, you know, to find them out. I'm trying
to think going on the road back then, like well
we I mean, this is this is for the day
while I'm making five show, wasn't making much in twos
(16:24):
and three, Michael blacks on and so we like we
find Like I remember one time I didn't want to
spend I wasn't making up money. I didn't want to
spend a night in my you know, I didn't want
to pay for hotel. Because we travel so much. We
have friends everywhere. We pretty much have a girl almost
every If I want any city, I could call boy.
(16:44):
I ain't me going from meeting no niggers. We got
bitches every city. Even if when I could go any city,
I could look look up that city every code and
call a girl. And so I remember one time I
went to Atlanta. Was is one chick, bad, thick, tall
bitch and I went stating that's what it is. I
(17:05):
went still crib and why this bitch ex knocking? Have
you had this experience? Oh so Luckily by the time
he came there, I would think I was I think
was already done sucking. Everything went over with. But then
the girl was with her brother was dead, and the
crib it was in her house. Whatever the guy come.
(17:27):
Her brother is like a fucking major. He trying to
stop the dude. I'm like, I'm just me, I just
I just quiet like these man be when when a
woman always a man always says with somebody with a
big dick, there was a big dick sensor all there
(17:49):
had learns a man. So it happened to me too.
So there's average obviously a regular dick. Sense I always
tell I always tell my fus like, I ain't got
no big dig I ain't gonna little bit my dig
Like I think like the Clippers, like I can get
(18:10):
you in the playoffs, but I can't win no title.
And we can't beat the Lakers with this dick. But
I could beat there, I could beat the Wizards with that.
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(18:30):
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First see you on Patreon, mother, suwus Man, How is
(18:51):
your story? What happened to your You have coming to
the house after this? Dude literally knocked on that door
all night, bro, and she didn't Yeah, she didn't open
it and I didn't move and uh yeah, So I
just stated in the until he eventually he left. He's
knocked on that so dangerous. Man got sty not ready,
(19:16):
We're ready, We're ready all the time. Did you see
the last gest I did? I did and I applaud y'all. Okay,
so here's what happened. One of my exes that I
had a restraining order on already I had moved on, bro.
I'm sorry, why did you just pulled that out the air? Okay, look,
(19:43):
so one of my exes, he might have been in
the industry. We're not going to name next. Okay, here
we go. Anyway, I had a restraining order. He was
supposed to be away from me. Our relationship was like,
I've never been on your show before. My kids say,
as much as I would like, whatever you want on
(20:04):
this show, this is uh either way, Yeah, I know
it's not, but I would. It'll probably blow the lid.
I'm move a little different, Okay. Um, Anyway, I woke
up he had stalked me at an event earlier. He
told my phone, I didn't know that. Yeah, Okay, So
(20:26):
by that night, my new dude that I was already with,
I've been separated from this dude with the separation and
and and uh and and the you know what I'm
talking about, the what is it called the restraining order?
The restrain order, and so he knew not to come
around anyway. By that night he had broken into my
(20:46):
apartment with a screwdriver. And I woke up to him
being actually strangled by my new dude because my me
and my new dude just had you know, we we
were just had intimate evening. Okay, there we go. And
so I woke up to him being and choking him
(21:08):
out as this was was your new dude choking? You're older?
Was he still was he still? Was? He still naked
when he was choking? So you got choked out by
naked dude. That sucks him. I was trying to save
him from the embarrassment. But then with it, I'm like, brook,
(21:32):
I wouldn't even been feeling the arm around my necklace,
dick on my back had twig and berries. You had
twigging berries up like this. Wow, So what happened to
your old dude? He left the screw driver in the door?
Oh no, he was already in the house, and we
told him that he would have another situation with the
(21:55):
cops if he didn't leave. And then, you know, he
talked this a little ship and he ran away, and
then the helicopters I heard above, and then I got
another restraining order the next day. But yeah, I woke
up to the twig and berries. Damn. Luckily there was
no gun on knives because no, he said he was.
He said he was going to kill us. He said
he had some ship. So back to the Yeah, that
(22:18):
guy that the last two weeks ago. Remember I told
you the Tony Montana impersonator, the best one in the world. Yeah,
this guy, he's a he's a social media guy, the
best impersonates. Yeah, he does it on I like millions.
This guy killed his wife because she was right, she
was with another man, because I guess they already have
(22:40):
restraining order too. But don's don't work. He put it,
he put a recording, a live recording on the on
your daughter phone or something to hear it. It couldn't
take it, hena the whole house. So shot her in
the head. You know, so did The wife said you
(23:01):
want to fuck me? Tony. Yeah. It was like he's
such a good he was the best one in the world. Damn,
it's so sad. Yeah, he was like, you guys searching
domestic violence is crazy, man, you know, I mean, all
(23:24):
these losing guys, all these listen, motherfucker, move on. It's
move on stopping alright, Go go find another woman, Go
kill somebody else, like we're supposed to be none violence.
(23:44):
Don't care people kill pussy. See, I'm okay with that.
I'm gonna make a T shirt with that one. Don't
feel people kill God. It's secure, man. I mean, you
broke up, move on life, Just go on later, be worthy,
(24:05):
bro A lot of people, a lot of men are
not as like just move right. They're just not They're
not as fortunate if they're famous, the rich, not just men.
They could beat women too, but people need to move
the funk on. We need to heal and move the fun.
Sometimes love, you know, it's not always love. Sometimes st obsession,
(24:26):
it's infatuationing. Yes, it's all those elements that aren't even
love sometimes and they get you psycho and you're doing
things that you shouldn't be doing. And then you realize
after the fact, you know what I'm saying, because you're
in your emotions, like sometimes people don't even know they're
wrapped up in That's why it's not always good to
(24:48):
date with a good pussy, because that's how you don't
want to leave you right right, Yeah, that's true. Some
crazy I have some crazy bitches in my life. I
have one took took the Red Eye from l A
and showed up at my door at seven am, bust
through the door and with her girlfriend trying to beat
(25:09):
up the girl. I was in the room, wait beat
her up. She showed up. She showed up and showed
up trying to beat up you know. But I'm the
type I'm playing around, you know. I mean, my best
friend is no one one motherfuck called the cops and
that bitch want to jail. Then I build that out
and I on that night, I didn't help the cause
(25:31):
showed up that name kids again. Yeah, that's true story.
The first two on the first one. Two girlfriends that
beat up boys. I'm in there too. I have a
lot of nine one one calls every time I call
(25:54):
it like, yeah, no, I just I just called it
like I'm just reporting an accident. I'm getting beat up.
Yeah no, I got beat up before. But my ex girlfriends. Yeah,
do you know me? I mean, well we have you know,
since we're talking about um, since we're talking about hate
me me. And she said, listen, we're talking about women
(26:15):
with good pussy with crazy men with training orders. Have
you had any bad experience with men? Come come back,
come and join us. I want to hear. I want
to hear. Yeah, come on, he has good pussy. Come
on the show. Pussy, good pussy, Come on the show.
(26:36):
Do y'all have good pussy? All right? And yeah, you
sit right here, shared the mike, put the mic in
the middle between. Alright, so we're talking about you know,
obsessed man obsessed men and women and women out there
that you know men with long ding dongs and that
(26:59):
you know men now they're in a pussy and sucking
a couchie and doing that giving the long dick. Women
go crazy too, so it's not just crazy man going
about good pussy is crazy women going after men with
good tumbos. Have you had experienced me me with like
a stalker or maybe like no, well no, a man
(27:23):
that like pussy whipped and you broke up with him
and he just want to take not from answer he's
stalking you are or you have an experienced where you
would have man and as somebody else not going to
do it first, Well, welcome your new stalker. So maybe
I need to s crazy for the anybody ever going crazy? Crazy?
(27:48):
Actually over a nice day? Crazy? All right, tell us
about what happened. He gonna restrain it. What you caught
the cops on you? What are you do? Not? Really?
One time I think I was younger and he found
me in its parking loft or you're gonna parking? Are
you crazy? He found me in his parking lot and
then he was like, you didn't want to talk to
me anymore. But I was with him for four years,
(28:10):
so he didn't want you. I didn't trust them anymore.
So I was on my final exam and then I
left because he normally comes to me before I go
to school. He didn't come, so I took a bass
all the way forty five minutes away from where I left,
and I managed to get into his parking garage. I
(28:32):
was living a note. He was right behind me, and
and he didn't see me for two weeks. I was
so heart broken, so he was hiding in abacious. How
about you any any you have any good dick experience
or any bad or good pussy experience, meaning like you
(28:53):
are you weren't crazy with us or guys dick? I mean,
I had someone give me money for like ten years,
and I've ever stuck with him, So that's that's called stupid.
Did you send that pictures? That's called stupid. Man. You
didn't have to say for ten years? What did you do?
Write a book? Don't send money. She needs to write
(29:17):
a book. Ten years. Yes, and you didn't get him
a pussy, not even a picture, not even a picture?
What did you do? I don't believe what I said
to him for real. I had someone broke my heart before,
and yeah, I made him fall in love and basically yeah,
he's been Did you give him head nothing? They never
(29:39):
met Michael Block like that, you know what saw him?
I saw him yet, Chinese best friend saying, China never
had sex with him. He would come at the strip clubs,
spend his money and then I would say tomorrow. But
for ten years you never had sex. Oh god, Oh
he must be married and you didn't send him naked?
(30:00):
You see him a thing. I would dance for him,
but the whole time you'd be like touching my books
and be like, you know, I love you. One day
I marry you. I love you too. That's you think
that was fair to that poor guy. He took this
guy's money and he is scared. How much money did
you gave me in ten years? Over like a hundred thousand?
(30:21):
Maybe it's like a thousands a month. He works like
out of sea and stuff, so he's always working like
four or five months out of year, like in the boats. Yeah. Well,
I send them pictures on my face and like what
am I doing and stuff like that. You know, I
(30:43):
don't think he's a guy. He's just Oh I think
I might have sent him. He sent him? How did
it he did? He fell to this day in the boats.
He still he's still still along shoreman right, now, right now,
ten years later. But going back, she's the best, going
(31:06):
back to the eating't think I think we talked about this.
I said, when a guy really eats it pussy really good,
usually he has a small dick, or he doesn't know
how to funk, or he comes quick. It's rare that
you get a guy that have good time. And I
had the best and everything, and yeah, I'm pretty good
(31:28):
at both those. I cannot say that it's true or
he comes fast or well, that might be them. But
when you find both at the same time, and that's
why you hold on to them tightly, holdemistry. When they
(31:57):
said you gotta pick good dig up, is that what
they say. It's not all for the dick, you know,
sometimes it's more more than that. You gotta make it.
You gotta make me life too. You know. Have ever
been with someone you really don't like but you like
the sex. Oh? Yeah, what I said the other day,
I said, Yeah, if it's a red flag, I'll still
sit on it. Though. The best sex I've ever had
(32:23):
in my life is a girl. I wouldn't even spend
the night with her. No, I just didn't like it.
It's incredible. I just didn't like her like that. I wouldn't.
I understand that I can't, but I just would not
even if you get even if you've got a good stroke,
I'm just if I'm not vibing. It's not the sexual kid.
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Somebody don't like h you like her? I'm an actress.
I kiss like that for me. Nothing, ship girl, I'll
be in the video life. Hey daddy girl, I don't
be ship in real life. Oh I thought those were
(33:08):
real after what you just saw last episode stopping the truth?
You know, women, Chinese best friend? Anything about you? Those
talking not even Chinese Filipino Chinese best friend? I know,
(33:29):
but I'm talking at this is before. Yeah, yeah, Chinese
sounds better. I still love it though, but you're you're Filipino? Right?
Is that what we thirty? Okay? We do want this percentages? Okay,
I did my ancestry dot com. Yeah okay, So what
(33:53):
do you have something to say? What was the question?
Good pussy? Oh no, no, not good pussy. My dicks
like a rattlesnake. Rattlesnake. It shakes. It might not be
like eighteen feet long, but so that it is a true,
Ladies that most Brooknnigas have the best um said, this
(34:16):
is a crazy They just come with good pussy. There's
a Brookman with no cars coming better dick. Is that true?
From what I heard? As Brookman way in shape than
the guys with money? Can I spend so much time
in the gym, don't go to work? So what do
you prefer? Ladies good dick, no money, terrible dick, plenty
(34:40):
of money, and one good dick and good money together.
I can't, motherfucker, you can have all together. That's why
I'm still such any uggly guy with money? Is there looking? Yeah? Style,
you don't have to worry about nobody taking him from you.
Ugly man in style, ladies and gentlemen, So stop all
(35:09):
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new episode every Tuesday. Jenny's friend on Cheese. I agree,
thanks in here. I just won't get a relihip. I
won't get ahip. Yeah, there's no point and having one.
(36:18):
And that's the key to everything. There's a lot of
work having a fair now. You know, back then it
was fun. But you get a little older, you're sleeping
on your eyes open. Who's gonna be texting with this
middle that? All your phones off? Like, that's a lot
of work. You could die early. That's what I'm like.
(36:38):
You don't want the mess. I'm done with the court.
In the car when it's car plet and you see
people you're like, yeah, I want to give you head
daddy or something, you're like, wait, that's what y'all done? Like, oh,
I don't get that kind of thing. Change the name, yeah,
because you say, okay, so hers pizza hut? Do you
(37:02):
have a secret name? No? It was not me. I
was like that happens. I mean, like a lot of
time when you're cheating, you just replaced the people you play.
The names with restaurants. I have been out the restaurant,
(37:23):
or your or your family member's name, you know, like
you want, but yeah, don't don't place a girl name
with a guy's name. You do your girl. He's sucking
John now he about to go suck Peter about to Papa.
John must be old school because I'm just so straightforward
(37:44):
like Nicka. You're not like nick this is the one.
I'm the thing not just be honest, man, I am like,
but I also don't really dobody. I called someone one
time and I say, hey, John, why is your wife
called on with me? I said, I'm not John A
Mimi somebody changing your name on my boo was like,
(38:09):
who did? And then I we thought about it. So
this person was missing one night, so they went his
her daughter, the lady he was dating. Her daughter went
to his eye cloud changed my name to John as
the celebrity. So he was like, I said this Meemi.
(38:29):
He's like, no, who's not Mimi's to send a picture?
I said, I send a picture? Holy should they change everybody,
every single name to the female names on my phone
to a different man name because he was missing one night?
So she called my best friend asked, because I designed
close and she was like, hey, can I get Mimi's number?
She said why, she said, I'm going to have him
(38:52):
make me something. So they went to his phone, his
stuff and changed my name. He's the best, but he's
just no, he's just a friend. He's old enough to
be my friend. A story like four years ago, when
you said that your ex girlfriend changed blocked all the Yeah,
(39:13):
she went in. She went in my She hacked in
my phone and blocked all the bitches on that I food,
and they changed all the females numbers in my phone.
So I can't even call these bitches anymore. My ex
did that. She went hack in my phone, blocked every girl,
(39:34):
every girl in my phone, and named people named naming
people who she naming people den somebody your girlfriend doubters.
I one would change my name her daughter his daughter.
When somebody named it Drake, just friend. She said, yeah,
(39:57):
you said, yeah it is yeah girlfriend out will change
my name to John his girlfriend's daughter. That's what he said.
I'm in the mid Yeah that guy is still pardon
it was night, Mr g. Yeah, party everywhere that tennis. Yeah,
(40:17):
I love Dannis. He's a sweetheart. But the girl who
was with She even knows me. I would with him
for Christmas, and oh my lord, any girls around him.
So I was one of the bigges things. We got.
Chan called John. Oh lord, he was like, why did
they change your name? John Drake? Daddy looked like super
married brothers. Yeah, you got the biggest Luigio Mario. Alright,
(40:47):
think about the mustache that addresses like he'sass piper. Well
he's from Memphis. That's pimping and Memphis old school. Shout
out to Mr. What is it going price for pussy anybody? Now?
(41:08):
I don't know, we don't know how much going for now.
I don't know about pussy, but I know about somebody else.
And and and they can't go for three fifty. Oh
we didn't know. It's the dude and it's going for
three fifty. And you wouldn't even think he's doing that.
But he's a famous he's a famous guy charging three
(41:35):
guys charge for dick right to women? Who pays for
that for pussy? But pussy? Hey, no, nobody's gonna bust
on me. Well not know anyway, Oh shut, he had
questions for you travel maker. Well that's kind of cheap.
(41:57):
We're going for three fifty only. I never about best.
What would you charge? Uh? What would you charge? Charge?
How much we charge some prices? Right? How much? Yeah?
(42:19):
How much do you charge? Michael Blocks? And if if
everything shut down because of that, starts selling that, yeah?
Probably I mean you okay, Mike ther lateiest one know
what comes with five thou dollars? Yeah? The best thirteen
minutes of that. I I wish you, bitch, would your
(42:43):
child to be five. But you're staying for a month,
all right. You were doing he was washing dishes, doing
laundry on all type of ship. It probably depends on
what you are employed, you know, like comedy. You know
what Smody call you for a gig? But first to me,
like how big is the venue? Right? I can't charge
(43:06):
anybody the same price? You know what I mean? Rihanna
want to I have like fifty tho we're talking about
goddamn the chick. I didn't make it from Destiny Child,
which they wanted fair and Fairy called me five hundred.
You know, everybody the same money I want With comedy,
(43:30):
we when we started, we went all the money, right,
That's how it was, like I care this place was
five hundred seats. I need this amount of money. It
was two on the seats. Okay, I take five hundred
dollars a thousand seats. I need twelve hundred dollars. You
know That's how it was back then. The same thing
with it. If I'm gonna set my dick, I gotta
I gotta go by what I know that special at
(43:52):
this point, like you just gotta be. But when you
when you're broke, you gotta get all money. If it's
a homeless, big job like fifty bucks, crackhead. You know, honey,
you got on you, then I gotta go right back
to Rihanna get my Yeah, but you can't tell. But
(44:13):
you can't tell nobody that you did it because that
was you can't tell Like I just I just pay
down on a right. You know what I'm saying. I
don't respect what's your boyfriend? Roy? I'm sorry, he said.
(44:34):
Okay you to our comedians, what's the worst thing ever
happened to you? Guys when you're on stage? Like backstage
groupies love no No, We talked about that. We talked
about you missed a groupie love part? Well, uh stage.
One time I did a military base and I haven't
been on stage for two minutes. I just basically saying, Hey,
(44:56):
how y'all doing, And somebody hit me in the face
with a napkin with a way I didn't even I
wasn't even bombing, just might just through a fucking nap
and he'd be in the face, and nobody in the
cry would say who it was? Who then do that
nap Nobody didn't want to snitch what happens and what
happens in the Navy stage. I was so pissed. But
(45:19):
you know what happened to me. It was it was
late nineties, I think like early two thousand. My Dennis
Rodman was like really hot at that time, and you
know he had a blonde head, right, And there was
a girl in the front row I call her Denis Rodman,
and the bitch poured her drink on me, and I'm like,
that was my early years. I've had how to do.
(45:39):
I said, it's not part of the show, thank you,
good night, and I left. They was towards the end
of the show, like I think I'm giving him a
good fifteen minutes by that. So, yeah, she poured a
drink on me that I was talking to k UP
today and we had to reminisce. But we was We
was a nunch Nashville doing the show and some dudes
heckling us and we're going back and forth and he
threw he threw someone else and hit us, and I
(46:01):
was like, what the look through? But it was a
lot of money he do like he do, like a
thousand dollars up there, Like you want to get hit
by anything. If you ever want to get hit, you
want to get some throw some money here. Disrespect me, yeah,
we do. We took the Money's gonna hit me with
(46:22):
I'm taking Yeah, yeah, we took that ship. What disrespect? Yeah,
you you're gonna disrespect me, disrespect me the thousand dollars.
I mean, ladies have been having sex and like what's
more dispect it happened doing sex? You think like somebody
ever like like just excellent stairs on the stairs. He's
(46:43):
working on the stairs, and what happened my building? Stairs? No,
my sister just moved to Now, my sister just moved
to me in Toronto from Ethiopia. So I was dating
this guy, don't wanted to meet so I stay the stairs. Okay,
(47:03):
So is this that's the house of apartment building? Building
Oh my goodness, your fucking neighbors poor people for in
the morning. That's the reason why I don't walk my
dog in the middle of the night. I don't want
to see what's in that stairs in a committed relationship
and ahead in the club, in the club, and first
(47:30):
everybody wants me to be with I don't know, dumping him.
So happened to club? Yeah, in the middle of no
one saw it, v happy, No one knew that. How
about you? Did you find out the stairs? Are you
the plane where you happened that? She didn't, Mike, private
was the most club that ain't crazy? That's sexy, that's private.
(47:53):
You can't do that show, you can't do it. What
was it on the hood? Having sex? Tearing more people?
You fucking spirit? Now, that'd be adventure right there. Oh
sho oh, yeah, that's what's sexy. I think I'm gonna
dig something to play. I wanted picture its girl when
(48:14):
it was Michael, why you want to catch your same
top of my high school? Oh wait, she said, I
had sex on top of my high school. What we
went back graduated like it was nighttime, We like scillated
and the top it was like I look at the
moon Man, Mareal, Canada, mare Mantreal, Canada, Canada, Montreal, Canada. Okay,
(48:49):
we just had sex on the roof. That's it. It
was cool high school's roof. Yeah, at nighttime on top
of my high school. It was a flat Did I
mean you have you in high school? You wait at
you in high school? You went back on high school?
Oh that's all she went to school? What year was this?
(49:09):
Was it after you graduated? Yeah? Of course it was
like years after you know what these teachers the school.
I was like, let's go there, like it was like
your full moon. Wasn't your teacher? No? But I have
one of my best friends. They were twins a kay
(49:30):
and it was like an English teacher and the other
one was I don't know what teacher, but whatever, math
or something. And one of my friends she ended up
with one of the twins. At our graduation. I was like,
where are you going? Like I gotta leave, and she
didn't want to tell me the She's like, oh my god,
I sucked my math teacher today. Was like no, no, no,
(49:51):
baby was no, no, it was not a baby. She
just sucked teacher. Can't she count? She pass? She must
not be she has fail. I never like I was
a virgin. I was a virgin hard Yeah I was.
I was a virgin high school. Yeah, I didn't get
(50:13):
pussy after I got out, Yeah I was. I was
damn in nineteen I was one of them guys that
like I was a type of nigger that walked around
with a condom in my wallet, like I was getting pussy.
But you know, with me, I think my dick grew
later because I wasn't type I was one of them.
Please don't tell nobody, but I was listening. I put
(50:34):
a socks in my parents in high school. Anybody did that?
Like to make your dick look bigger? The same thing
stuff earlier? Iris to stuff my my from my parents
with socks? Did that? Eleventh grades? Commando over here? I
(51:00):
don't like. I don't wear and I like it. You
don't like. I forgot they were in there until you
just miss Why don't I don't like my dick? Are
you a Mandingo warrior? Now? Three legs? No? What would
you call it? What do you call it? What's the
(51:24):
name for it? My dick peak in high school? In
high school? Yours? After I jerked off a lot after
high school. So situation we probably help. That can't be
real ship. If that was the case, I don't have
(51:45):
a long wait a minute, no time out though, because
you know they got the little pumps and stuff and
it strokes it and makes it plump. So I can
believe that if you do enough of what you were
talking about, then you're buying a sax store now like
a jail those on your thing see and it's soft
(52:07):
and makes it like look at her hand, look at
her hand, look at it's a fishing. When I suck
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(52:27):
also be sharing daily updates plus show announcements here first
see you on Patreon. Mother suckers, y'all want to hear
some funny ship I just heard. Please, okay, ladies, I
know y'all all. Y'all have the Falcon eyelashes. Now I
(52:48):
heard I called the Falcons congratulates to the braves man
world champions, World champions. That's right, well not originally, but
you know he's the choice. Originally yea fans suffer. Well, hey,
(53:08):
you got hey, Detroit red Wings was good and back
in the day, you know, we're right next to Canada weekend.
Not to go to Canada every weekend. M it's not
too late. Maybe reconnect and then it cost them. Always
what you guys don't have to drive anywhere? Are you sitting?
(53:31):
I just I shouldn't start dating. I'll have a shot woman.
So okay, what do you guys were talking about? Like, uh,
two parties said there's no clubs in Detroit. They're going
through my suitcase and everything, and we see I see
one of my friends has a toy in the corner bag.
I'm like, what the funk? This is embarrassing. She said,
(53:51):
you were the one with a boyfriend. I need this
because we'll be staying in one room. Yea the greater
And what you say? I heard that that back in
the day when like girls used to wear eyelashes to
keep coming out of their eys, like well, that's the
old yeah, that is the old school nineteen twenties, nineteen thirties,
(54:14):
to keep coming out of no giving like like well
not not saying, not nothing against women, but that's what
the prosters are wearing to keep to keep coming out
of their eyes. I love my lashes. But the truth
is in the nineteen thirties, the whole point with the
flappers and all this ship, they said it was for
(54:36):
the for the what is it called? You giving activity
and you get you don't want to get. What's the
house called? What's it called again? Wore house, the other house,
the white house, not just but oh old own brothel broth, Yes,
(54:56):
the brothel bitches. Yeah. I had the long lashes to
keep the calm out their eyes. Never heard that before,
say lashes, because you got the comb catches, you good catches, gotch.
I got the national And then somebody came in my eyes.
(55:19):
Let me get one of them. I want the big ones. Yeah, yeah,
that one's good for my man, big loads, big lashes. Yeah,
I need these ones. I need the cup catches, three
extra extra fashion ship, so the bigger eyelashes. I'm gonna
(55:42):
get the bigger one next time. Somebody come my page.
Millions of dollars missed the whole weekend. I have pink
lick eyes. Came me, I got pink. You didn't have
comic like, this's not coming with that's what I say,
(56:03):
Like I didn't say coming. I was like shut up
my face. My whole eye was so My first speaking,
she said, she said, he came in the e in
the chicken pink. But I thought, you can come on,
we can they give you pink from coming. That's what
I'm saying. And you can't. She might have rushed, you
(56:25):
might have rubbed it in her hand, was dirty or something. Eat,
that's your burn. He you got packed boyfriend. You don't
just come in the eye and then get pink girl.
He had. He got a disease as in Disney. Try
that tonight when you go home. No, I will not
(56:47):
because I'm celebrating. Oh I ain't come. Nobody coming the
eyes right out. I'm just saying that somebody, and you
know Mama. Mama is a free nasty But I'm not
doing things right now. I know. I'm just saying. I'm
just saying I'm being there. I'm just trying to be clear.
(57:09):
I just want to I just want to be clear.
I just want to be clear. He came me I
and then got pink guy. Yeah, okay, yeah, think I
like pink. I I but my eye was super red
and I splashed it. It got worse, but it was pink,
not from it. Had she had these, she's not straight.
(57:30):
You gonna suck a dick, put some shades off. Yeah,
like you, I'm a gentleman. I'm gonna let you know.
I would let you know it's about to happen inside
my mouth, not in my eye, girl, all over your
face and your hair. If you're really doing it right, girl,
do it all? What do you mean if that's your
nick girl all everything? What do you mean? What do
(57:57):
you mean? Just one place to make me ask that question,
he asked, strawberries might ever come in your eye? In
your eye before? If I had anyone come before in
less than five minutes? Yes, somebody coming your before the time. Yeah,
I got video on my only fan, just only fan.
(58:20):
Just yeah, I do I do on my only fans.
But she says she's in. She says it's on her
only fans. It's on her only fans, is what she's saying.
That five minutes. It's recorded. It's recorded that he came
in five minutes in her eyes only. Right, We're going
to go to your only fans, and yeah, we might
(58:41):
need to. I've never been only who's got the log in?
Can we venture and see that? I want to see
do you have only you have only fans. You don't
they asked me for it, but I haven't. You should
trying good money. I hear that. That's what they asked
me for the dancing part. I barely just got a
(59:04):
Netflix account. The only fans I gotta, I gotta, I
gott a theater between something with the gift card. If
you're gonna checked at the house. I was wondering why
people I'm following me, and I said, what happened? They said, no,
I just run out of money, my gift card money.
The wives would be checking. They put money in a
(59:27):
gift card. I just I don't understand. I guess I
don't know. If I'm gonna, I just I would go
watch porn. I don't understand. Like, so, what's the differences.
It's not everything sucks, So that's what they're asking for me.
That just personally, I know on my end what people
are asking of me when they want only fans. It's
(59:48):
not even that. But it's just like like he said,
dance and do all the other stuff. Everybody has their choice.
There are people that are definitely that I know personally
getting it there. Sorry right now, Okay, Like horry men,
I'm not talking about I'm talking about men horry right
now personally. But there's a lot going on. Um, you
(01:00:12):
don't have to do that, friends, what if you're confident
doing learned today that if you're gonna stuck her dick,
put on some goggles. Oh no, Mike, they come cutcher
say yeah, the eyelashes are the comb cutch. Oh yeah,
(01:00:32):
is too? Is my flavor saver? Like this? There's no man,
I can't grow that. Don't her accident? Do it again?
I said, how about you catch her with your mouth
like this? There's no mess. I like her, That's what
she said. But she didn't get that night. He didn't
warn her that night's catcher. It must I like when
(01:00:57):
you say it too here, no need to buy him
this week in the morning on outside. So, Mr comedian,
what a man? Whose only friends? Are you going to
subscribe today? There's only two here. I've never been on
(01:01:18):
only friends. I don't know a credit card. I feel
like I'm being she She's like rush, I'll take rush
cards they take, No, they take You're gonna give him?
(01:01:40):
You give me twenty dollars, I get eighteen fifteen? Right? WHOA?
I should probably join you I should probably day on
only fans she made on the first day? What did
she do on the page? We don't post anything to
(01:02:02):
so what happened with What happened with that? When they
were going to supposed to ban uh sex videos? Oh no,
that was like twenty four hours. That was a publicity start.
They couldn't do it because they would make more money
with models than they thought that they were going to
just use it for celebrities and stuff. So we made
them what they want, what they are now. So if
(01:02:23):
they leave us, there was a lot of ups coming
up with the same thing like them, so they mind.
They went back to us, So you can let your
bust it open now. So a day I was like,
(01:02:44):
is she cute? You don't know her? Chelsea made well,
congratulations to her. I hope she suck a lot of digging. No,
I hope nothing coming in her eyes, Kitchen, that's wonderful.
On the conversation, I meane only like three. Maybe you
(01:03:05):
know what, maybe if one day when my career is over,
I would give it a shot. Yeah, I don't know
what I'm gonna do on there, but what would what
would you do? I'm actually interested? What would you do?
As well. Right now, I'm I'm a royal model. I'm
building a school, so I can't really discuss what what
(01:03:27):
you would do? What I would do? Yes, when that
time comes in my life, I would figure it out.
Then you wouldn't be in the like a speedo. No,
no speed it. There's a lot of baby oil involved.
You can do video. You got pretty fat. Learned a
lot today, Michael blocks and I think all the cameras
are running out of battery. It's like a day. Yeah,
(01:03:53):
let's get anybody Instagram so you could follow us. MEMI,
what's yours? Mimi z one meet me? Head gets long
every day? Today I got I had. I had a
photo shop today for this health company. Okay, what's your
Sean s e A N Underscore Larkins l A r
K I s Sean Sean with the mustard who the
(01:04:15):
mustard baby singles shown? Shan is single? Right, ladies, if
you be looking for a guy, that's funny, But then
it made it. What's not yet? Mike? He's about to
after this show? Well he's funny. What Detroit is close
to Canadates and now he maybe he might not be single?
I live here too, so we might be neighbors. Now, oh, okay,
(01:04:45):
her milk. He just goes, all right, I've been rejected.
If you can't find me, it's just you think jam
French JA like Jessica E S S I T H.
I see he really talking about Scott Strawberry Meal. What's
(01:05:10):
your I G Mine? Donna glitch like Donna Summers, deal
in and A and glitch with the Y G O
Y t H Chinese best friend Kenny Filing and Philippino
best friend his best friend, Michael. You guys don't know.
I don't want to be your friend and that People
(01:05:33):
ask me, what's your Instagram Chinese best friend? How do
you spell it? Like you? Well? Thank you for joining
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I'm never alone. I almost joke on my own uh bit.
(00:25):
I was trying to talk like you my kid. That's
not happening. Hello, everyone whoever is listening. This might be
the last episode, I don't know, or maybe the next
to the last. I don't know. How are you feeling, man?
How's everything? Oh? I'm feeling good, Michael Blackson. How's the family?
They're good? You know their word. They want to eat someplace,
(00:46):
but you know everywhere you fucking go right now, you're
gotta have a voxine card. But he is, how do
you get in? You know? I showed them my past
through child support bill actually work. The Invascination car looks
like a parking parking ticket out or child support bill
(01:08):
look more like just give them your parking ticket like
they of Los Angeles City, Los Angeles Parking Department. Yeah,
it also looked like a parking ticket to Yeah, that
could just and when you just got half of it.
The Invascination, the actual Invascination. If you live in California,
you should know this. Every restaurant before you go to
(01:28):
they want to see your car. They won't let you win,
but you could just didn't really given by seeing a card.
They're just trying to just do that. You can show
them any fucking thing. Yeah, you're right, you can show
them like your brust to kid. Yeah, anything would go.
Just anything with that says a city of Los Angeles.
Maybe anything that just says nineteen. You don't gotta be
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COVID ninety. It would be like anything with a signature.
So like a fucking traffic violation ticket. I went to
the breakfast and the old lady, she's like in her
early thousands. She wasn't she wasn't one serving us. You know,
she's like your cart. I just showed up and she's
come in. I'm like this blowing bitch game and see nothing. Yeah,
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they don't care. That's not the right to be investigating
what you got on your phone. It's I mean, I
think it's a shame that they are. You know, they
won't let you in the restaurant if you're not vascinated.
Don't you think it's a shame it? I mean, how
many how many people are losing how many business are
being lost? Becau. That's why they don't care, Michael Blocks
and you can show them anything. I think. If you're
not vascinated, you just gotta beat that. She's sit in
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a nonvascination section. That's you know what sitting, and y'all
just all cough from each other, you know, put and
put the vascinated people, separate them. Man. So maybe I
don't have plan and it air planes to be nonvascination
on the left, vascinating on the right, you know, and
then we let people in Urblin without vaccination. Yeah yeah,
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well last time you've been on the plane, Chinese best
friend out co But like, yes they let you on.
You gotta keep a mask on, whether you vascinated or not.
You gotta keep yours. That new mandatory now that you
gotta be vaccinated to fly. No, No, that's a lot.
They would never do that. The airlines will refuse for
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that to happen. Airline will lose money because you can't
get fucking Aaron Rodgers on the plane. Kyrie Irwin, Then
what you're gonna do? You're right what I'm saying. I've
just sended you to have a section for everything. It's
like fascinating section nonfascinated. Everybody in the back of the
bus nonfascinated, like slavery all over again. Yeah, dr Fun,
(03:37):
if you're listening, listen to this man, listen to me.
You know, stop making. If you're gonna make people get vascinated,
don't make them wear of fucking mask. Then let let
me free, let it breathe. Yeah, because I know if
you if you vascinated and you got well mask, Like,
what was the purpose of me getting vascinated? Mike tired
of freaking taking an over wearing a mask? You know,
(03:59):
I'm tired of going at grocery store wearing a mask again.
You like Cete face. Well, I mean, obviously we all
know COVID is real, is out there. You know those
who think on touchaboard, they got touched like Aaron Rodgers
and everybody else. So it is what it is, is
what it is. But you know, Fun, COVID funk all
(04:19):
that bullshit. I got special special guests in the house today.
Oh who you got, Michael? I have. Donna is like
a choreographer, dance stuff, video fixing. She's done it all.
She's been dancing for so many groups, She's been on
so many music videos, she's in the building today, Donna.
Come on, Donna, welcome to the show. Bring you drink,
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Sit right next to me and my next guest. Un
You know, I always I'm always happy when I bring
guys on the show that I've known for like over
twenty years. With comedy, we are like one big family
comedians are. We don't really have real beef. I mean,
you know, like rappers have beef, singers something like that.
Comedians would never have. We always love each other because
(05:07):
we know that grunted. We know what it takes to
get to that next level. And we've all been through that.
And this guy has definitely been there. I mean his
stadium was Big Sean and he lost ways Big Sean.
No more Sean is in the building. Come on, Brandon
(05:27):
kim In. I thought there was a big little show
you know that ain't Sean. You know, It's like you
got these these like comedians. It's a lot of funny comedians,
like funniest happen They just never blew up. Sean was
one of them. Niggas likes fu never blew up. But
he's a hell ofver. He wrote on a lot of
TV shows. Sometimes you know what we all have different calling.
(05:47):
We'll get we wanna get big something. Well like he hits.
He's a great probably want best stet up comics out there.
But he gonna make his money prid from being a
writer on a TV show Move You or something like that.
He's that brilliant, Like he's one of the comedians that
if you write a movie, Okay, I wrote this movie,
all right, now, I need this movie to be funny.
I'll give it a Sean, and Sean will make it funny.
(06:12):
Put a stank on the thun, put a stank on
the thing, you know what I mean? Yeah, them, you know.
But ladies, at first, let's get with telling. Tell me
about yourself, like you know, oh ship okay, um, alright.
So I've been in the industry my whole life. When
my mom birthed me, I was already tap dancing and
(06:32):
doing everything else. My family has been in the industry
a hundred years. My grandfather has a a star on
the Walk of Fame for Yeah. His his name is
Eddie Rochester Anderson, and he want to do comedian. He
was one of the original. He's one of the first
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original black comedians in Hollywood that started everything. Wait before
oh before um any black actor. He was the first
black male actor. UM that started. Like to this day,
Denzel still talks about him. Um So he's got like
eighty nine credits on IMDb and etcetera. He's been gone
(07:15):
with the winds. No, he was old at the time
and then by the time he passed away, I think
in the in the seventies. He was in his eighties,
but he was popping at forty. You know how it happens.
It happens when when he died trying to him Hollywood,
(07:41):
do get this happening now, you know, because you know
what I mean, I don't think so, because my family
was fighting for his name to be on there properly.
They didn't even put his name on their properly. I'm
planning to just get a shovel. I just foundful a
shovel from home deeper. Don't have to pay. We also
(08:02):
do we also do landscaping and construction in the middle
of the night. Michael Blocks No, no, that Michael no
funk that ship. We gotta we gotta coda sack and
my grandfather's name still to this day, and yeah, on Hollywood,
it's on Hollywood. I just found it nice. Yeah, it's
(08:25):
some cute lass ship. All right. So you you you've
been dancing for Yeah, for everybody from everybody from Chris Brown,
Missy Elliott Usher starting all their videos as their so ushers.
Yeah video, I'm the lead girl, Chris Brown's Running, I'm
the lead girl. Um. I've started on all the major
(08:47):
UM Award shows. I've hosted on MTV for comedy with
UM Your Mama, True TV three seasons. I've done comedy.
So I do a little, you know, I do live everything.
What would you say was your favorite music video? My favorite?
Everybody always asked me that. Um, even till this day
(09:08):
and I have I'm still doing music videos by the way, Yeah,
it's still probably the Chris Brown video, which the Running
video was his first video. I was, I was, I
was his lead girl. Yeah, I would say that because
we were also peaceful even. Yeah, some of the dancers,
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one of them was my best friend. She's she's the
godmother of my child. Like we're all still like tapped in,
Like it was very different when we we all linked
up for that. I know my favorite video, I know
my favorite dance video, touch no no No, that's O
Marion and I used to day I went to high
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school to Marian and Kay and Chris Stokes. Yes, we
went to HGH school together. But he Chris Stokes told
me that that video was based on us doing the
other the year video. Yeah, that's my favorite, but touch
Yeah do you expecting a visitor? Well you got one? Baby?
(10:17):
Oh Q too? Hey girl, hey me me? Maybe she
got Are you gonna war army good clothes today? Wow? Um? Beautiful? Do? Um?
So Chris Brown? Was he probably your favorite of all
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of our audit people you probably dance for I mean
that's only because you did his furs? Was that was
his first video? Was that only video did for him?
Was this first? And then I did an Award show
as his lead as well? Um uh? At this point,
I've have you? Have you any of them? Why does
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every want to know when you have sex? Good? I
try to keep the I try to keep this ship
on lock. You know. Yeah, sexual, I'm sure if women
are doing way more than we would, we weren't allowed
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to be moving that way back then. We will be
blackballed if we even like flirted in the director knew
or the label knew like and our money was in
for videos. We was getting large money to be flown
out in et cetera for videos and not to do that.
The flow down we got fluid falls in love. I'm saying, yes,
(11:44):
falls in love all the time. I'm saying, I mean
the dances. If you did you have a tour with them? Yes,
a lot of people. Yeah, Okaye doesn't mean to me,
you'll only roll together. You danced in front of you know,
people do get to know each other and things happen. No,
things do happen. I know some scenarios with some people.
You know what I mean. You know there's they they
(12:06):
said that of the affairs happened at work. But look
correct talking that's the homeboy. Yeah, and then they have
a movie together with like they fell in love with that.
(12:29):
I don't want to I used to dance for Jello,
but working together who what's what? Female singer fell up
with her dad wasn't jo Yes she did, but because
she had what's his name back in the day, um
after after did it? She did what's his name jay
something to the choreographer. No, no, no, there was a
guy ballhead after him. And then she not too long ago,
(12:53):
was with Casper and and that's the girls. She really
likes being dead. He didn't know both sides when he
crossed the street and a big truck crushed his head.
That's that's that's the lyrics. The lyric, that's a that's
some comedian's lyrics. I thought that was yours because I
never heard Casper the friendly goes he really likes being dead.
(13:19):
He didn't look both ways when he crossed the street
and a big truck crushed his head. Yeah, I don't know.
Is that what is the real lyrics? This's the only
one I don't know other than the first one that
might be the real one. Mike. I figured out how
I can blow up like you. I need a Chinese
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best friend. The website I can go to are you Chinese?
Chinese best friend? Chinese best friend, but he's Filipino. I
just come are you You're not Chinese? Filipino bas Chinese?
But I told my self I'm gonna call you Chinese
(14:01):
because Chinese is more popular. They have like and they
found out that China doesn't have access to Instagram. Oh
ship if it would have been Filipino. Basically, I think
like hundred million followers. Michael Black, We're gonna find your jail.
(14:23):
Just go to Chinatown. Man, just just find it. I'm
going to China and look for a Filipino best friend.
You don't have to do that. You go to southern California,
you go to the South Side by my hood. We
all they all Filipino. It don't even matter. Oh yeah,
where you live? Carson Oh yeah, Carson City, Yeah, Philip,
(14:45):
you know. Yeah. So me and me and Sean go
way back way. What's the funniest thing you remember about us? Okay,
I remember this one time we had a show in
North Carolina. Me you Darren, you know, DS, you can
tell the story. DS. It was Cocob Brown, I think
(15:10):
it was on the show, and I forget who else was.
So after the show, this way before Michael was engaged.
You know, this is like two thousands three. So d
S and uh, Mike somehow they got in the saving.
But they had two groupies that took back to the hotel. Right, So,
so d S tells me the story. He said, they
in the room, the lights out, and d some on
(15:32):
one bed and Mike and other bed with other girl
and said, DS, all he heard was the girl and
Mike bear and say, goddamn girl, come and look at this. Motherfucker.
And she said her friend came over to say ship.
She said, she said, you want some of that. She's like, no,
I'll just stay over here with him. Holy Corp. Michael blocks.
(16:02):
So I did that. That was a funny ship. I
wasn't in there. I just got to what happen. You
got to, you know, to find them out. I'm trying
to think going on the road back then, like well
we I mean, this is this is for the day
while I'm making five show, wasn't making much in twos
(16:24):
and three, Michael blacks on and so we like we
find Like I remember one time I didn't want to
spend I wasn't making up money. I didn't want to
spend a night in my you know, I didn't want
to pay for hotel. Because we travel so much. We
have friends everywhere. We pretty much have a girl almost
every If I want any city, I could call boy.
(16:44):
I ain't me going from meeting no niggers. We got
bitches every city. Even if when I could go any city,
I could look look up that city every code and
call a girl. And so I remember one time I
went to Atlanta. Was is one chick, bad, thick, tall
bitch and I went stating that's what it is. I
(17:05):
went still crib and why this bitch ex knocking? Have
you had this experience? Oh so Luckily by the time
he came there, I would think I was I think
was already done sucking. Everything went over with. But then
the girl was with her brother was dead, and the
crib it was in her house. Whatever the guy come.
(17:27):
Her brother is like a fucking major. He trying to
stop the dude. I'm like, I'm just me, I just
I just quiet like these man be when when a
woman always a man always says with somebody with a
big dick, there was a big dick sensor all there
(17:49):
had learns a man. So it happened to me too.
So there's average obviously a regular dick. Sense I always
tell I always tell my fus like, I ain't got
no big dig I ain't gonna little bit my dig
Like I think like the Clippers, like I can get
(18:10):
you in the playoffs, but I can't win no title.
And we can't beat the Lakers with this dick. But
I could beat there, I could beat the Wizards with that.
You got the Clippers dick. It's a fisher. When I
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(18:30):
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First see you on Patreon, mother, suwus Man, How is
(18:51):
your story? What happened to your You have coming to
the house after this? Dude literally knocked on that door
all night, bro, and she didn't Yeah, she didn't open
it and I didn't move and uh yeah, So I
just stated in the until he eventually he left. He's
knocked on that so dangerous. Man got sty not ready,
(19:16):
We're ready, We're ready all the time. Did you see
the last gest I did? I did and I applaud y'all. Okay,
so here's what happened. One of my exes that I
had a restraining order on already I had moved on, bro.
I'm sorry, why did you just pulled that out the air? Okay, look,
(19:43):
so one of my exes, he might have been in
the industry. We're not going to name next. Okay, here
we go. Anyway, I had a restraining order. He was
supposed to be away from me. Our relationship was like,
I've never been on your show before. My kids say,
as much as I would like, whatever you want on
(20:04):
this show, this is uh either way, Yeah, I know
it's not, but I would. It'll probably blow the lid.
I'm move a little different, Okay. Um, Anyway, I woke
up he had stalked me at an event earlier. He
told my phone, I didn't know that. Yeah, Okay, So
(20:26):
by that night, my new dude that I was already with,
I've been separated from this dude with the separation and
and and uh and and the you know what I'm
talking about, the what is it called the restraining order?
The restrain order, and so he knew not to come
around anyway. By that night he had broken into my
(20:46):
apartment with a screwdriver. And I woke up to him
being actually strangled by my new dude because my me
and my new dude just had you know, we we
were just had intimate evening. Okay, there we go. And
so I woke up to him being and choking him
(21:08):
out as this was was your new dude choking? You're older?
Was he still was he still? Was? He still naked
when he was choking? So you got choked out by
naked dude. That sucks him. I was trying to save
him from the embarrassment. But then with it, I'm like, brook,
(21:32):
I wouldn't even been feeling the arm around my necklace,
dick on my back had twig and berries. You had
twigging berries up like this. Wow, So what happened to
your old dude? He left the screw driver in the door?
Oh no, he was already in the house, and we
told him that he would have another situation with the
(21:55):
cops if he didn't leave. And then, you know, he
talked this a little ship and he ran away, and
then the helicopters I heard above, and then I got
another restraining order the next day. But yeah, I woke
up to the twig and berries. Damn. Luckily there was
no gun on knives because no, he said he was.
He said he was going to kill us. He said
he had some ship. So back to the Yeah, that
(22:18):
guy that the last two weeks ago. Remember I told
you the Tony Montana impersonator, the best one in the world. Yeah,
this guy, he's a he's a social media guy, the
best impersonates. Yeah, he does it on I like millions.
This guy killed his wife because she was right, she
was with another man, because I guess they already have
(22:40):
restraining order too. But don's don't work. He put it,
he put a recording, a live recording on the on
your daughter phone or something to hear it. It couldn't
take it, hena the whole house. So shot her in
the head. You know, so did The wife said you
(23:01):
want to fuck me? Tony. Yeah. It was like he's
such a good he was the best one in the world. Damn,
it's so sad. Yeah, he was like, you guys searching
domestic violence is crazy, man, you know, I mean, all
(23:24):
these losing guys, all these listen, motherfucker, move on. It's
move on stopping alright, Go go find another woman, Go
kill somebody else, like we're supposed to be none violence.
(23:44):
Don't care people kill pussy. See, I'm okay with that.
I'm gonna make a T shirt with that one. Don't
feel people kill God. It's secure, man. I mean, you
broke up, move on life, Just go on later, be worthy,
(24:05):
bro A lot of people, a lot of men are
not as like just move right. They're just not They're
not as fortunate if they're famous, the rich, not just men.
They could beat women too, but people need to move
the funk on. We need to heal and move the fun.
Sometimes love, you know, it's not always love. Sometimes st obsession,
(24:26):
it's infatuationing. Yes, it's all those elements that aren't even
love sometimes and they get you psycho and you're doing
things that you shouldn't be doing. And then you realize
after the fact, you know what I'm saying, because you're
in your emotions, like sometimes people don't even know they're
wrapped up in That's why it's not always good to
(24:48):
date with a good pussy, because that's how you don't
want to leave you right right, Yeah, that's true. Some
crazy I have some crazy bitches in my life. I
have one took took the Red Eye from l A
and showed up at my door at seven am, bust
through the door and with her girlfriend trying to beat
(25:09):
up the girl. I was in the room, wait beat
her up. She showed up. She showed up and showed
up trying to beat up you know. But I'm the
type I'm playing around, you know. I mean, my best
friend is no one one motherfuck called the cops and
that bitch want to jail. Then I build that out
and I on that night, I didn't help the cause
(25:31):
showed up that name kids again. Yeah, that's true story.
The first two on the first one. Two girlfriends that
beat up boys. I'm in there too. I have a
lot of nine one one calls every time I call
(25:54):
it like, yeah, no, I just I just called it
like I'm just reporting an accident. I'm getting beat up.
Yeah no, I got beat up before. But my ex girlfriends. Yeah,
do you know me? I mean, well we have you know,
since we're talking about um, since we're talking about hate
me me. And she said, listen, we're talking about women
(26:15):
with good pussy with crazy men with training orders. Have
you had any bad experience with men? Come come back,
come and join us. I want to hear. I want
to hear. Yeah, come on, he has good pussy. Come
on the show. Pussy, good pussy, Come on the show.
(26:36):
Do y'all have good pussy? All right? And yeah, you
sit right here, shared the mike, put the mic in
the middle between. Alright, so we're talking about you know,
obsessed man obsessed men and women and women out there
that you know men with long ding dongs and that
(26:59):
you know men now they're in a pussy and sucking
a couchie and doing that giving the long dick. Women
go crazy too, so it's not just crazy man going
about good pussy is crazy women going after men with
good tumbos. Have you had experienced me me with like
a stalker or maybe like no, well no, a man
(27:23):
that like pussy whipped and you broke up with him
and he just want to take not from answer he's
stalking you are or you have an experienced where you
would have man and as somebody else not going to
do it first, Well, welcome your new stalker. So maybe
I need to s crazy for the anybody ever going crazy? Crazy?
(27:48):
Actually over a nice day? Crazy? All right, tell us
about what happened. He gonna restrain it. What you caught
the cops on you? What are you do? Not? Really?
One time I think I was younger and he found
me in its parking loft or you're gonna parking? Are
you crazy? He found me in his parking lot and
then he was like, you didn't want to talk to
me anymore. But I was with him for four years,
(28:10):
so he didn't want you. I didn't trust them anymore.
So I was on my final exam and then I
left because he normally comes to me before I go
to school. He didn't come, so I took a bass
all the way forty five minutes away from where I left,
and I managed to get into his parking garage. I
(28:32):
was living a note. He was right behind me, and
and he didn't see me for two weeks. I was
so heart broken, so he was hiding in abacious. How
about you any any you have any good dick experience
or any bad or good pussy experience, meaning like you
(28:53):
are you weren't crazy with us or guys dick? I mean,
I had someone give me money for like ten years,
and I've ever stuck with him, So that's that's called stupid.
Did you send that pictures? That's called stupid. Man. You
didn't have to say for ten years? What did you do?
Write a book? Don't send money. She needs to write
(29:17):
a book. Ten years. Yes, and you didn't get him
a pussy, not even a picture, not even a picture?
What did you do? I don't believe what I said
to him for real. I had someone broke my heart before,
and yeah, I made him fall in love and basically yeah,
he's been Did you give him head nothing? They never
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met Michael Block like that, you know what saw him?
I saw him yet, Chinese best friend saying, China never
had sex with him. He would come at the strip clubs,
spend his money and then I would say tomorrow. But
for ten years you never had sex. Oh god, Oh
he must be married and you didn't send him naked?
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You see him a thing. I would dance for him,
but the whole time you'd be like touching my books
and be like, you know, I love you. One day
I marry you. I love you too. That's you think
that was fair to that poor guy. He took this
guy's money and he is scared. How much money did
you gave me in ten years? Over like a hundred thousand?
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Maybe it's like a thousands a month. He works like
out of sea and stuff, so he's always working like
four or five months out of year, like in the boats. Yeah. Well,
I send them pictures on my face and like what
am I doing and stuff like that. You know, I
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don't think he's a guy. He's just Oh I think
I might have sent him. He sent him? How did
it he did? He fell to this day in the boats.
He still he's still still along shoreman right, now, right now,
ten years later. But going back, she's the best, going
(31:06):
back to the eating't think I think we talked about this.
I said, when a guy really eats it pussy really good,
usually he has a small dick, or he doesn't know
how to funk, or he comes quick. It's rare that
you get a guy that have good time. And I
had the best and everything, and yeah, I'm pretty good
(31:28):
at both those. I cannot say that it's true or
he comes fast or well, that might be them. But
when you find both at the same time, and that's
why you hold on to them tightly, holdemistry. When they
(31:57):
said you gotta pick good dig up, is that what
they say. It's not all for the dick, you know,
sometimes it's more more than that. You gotta make it.
You gotta make me life too. You know. Have ever
been with someone you really don't like but you like
the sex. Oh? Yeah, what I said the other day,
I said, Yeah, if it's a red flag, I'll still
sit on it. Though. The best sex I've ever had
(32:23):
in my life is a girl. I wouldn't even spend
the night with her. No, I just didn't like it.
It's incredible. I just didn't like her like that. I wouldn't.
I understand that I can't, but I just would not
even if you get even if you've got a good stroke,
I'm just if I'm not vibing. It's not the sexual kid.
(32:46):
Somebody don't like h you like her? I'm an actress.
I kiss like that for me. Nothing, ship girl, I'll
be in the video life. Hey daddy girl, I don't
be ship in real life. Oh I thought those were
(33:08):
real after what you just saw last episode stopping the truth?
You know, women, Chinese best friend? Anything about you? Those
talking not even Chinese Filipino Chinese best friend? I know,
(33:29):
but I'm talking at this is before. Yeah, yeah, Chinese
sounds better. I still love it though, but you're you're Filipino? Right?
Is that what we thirty? Okay? We do want this percentages? Okay,
I did my ancestry dot com. Yeah okay, So what
(33:53):
do you have something to say? What was the question?
Good pussy? Oh no, no, not good pussy. My dicks
like a rattlesnake. Rattlesnake. It shakes. It might not be
like eighteen feet long, but so that it is a true,
Ladies that most Brooknnigas have the best um said, this
(34:16):
is a crazy They just come with good pussy. There's
a Brookman with no cars coming better dick. Is that true?
From what I heard? As Brookman way in shape than
the guys with money? Can I spend so much time
in the gym, don't go to work? So what do
you prefer? Ladies good dick, no money, terrible dick, plenty
(34:40):
of money, and one good dick and good money together.
I can't, motherfucker, you can have all together. That's why
I'm still such any uggly guy with money? Is there looking? Yeah? Style,
you don't have to worry about nobody taking him from you.
Ugly man in style, ladies and gentlemen, So stop all
(35:09):
of them cheat. What's up, mother suckers? This your African
King up coming? Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you
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new episode every Tuesday. Jenny's friend on Cheese. I agree,
thanks in here. I just won't get a relihip. I
won't get ahip. Yeah, there's no point and having one.
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And that's the key to everything. There's a lot of
work having a fair now. You know, back then it
was fun. But you get a little older, you're sleeping
on your eyes open. Who's gonna be texting with this
middle that? All your phones off? Like, that's a lot
of work. You could die early. That's what I'm like.
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You don't want the mess. I'm done with the court.
In the car when it's car plet and you see
people you're like, yeah, I want to give you head
daddy or something, you're like, wait, that's what y'all done? Like, oh,
I don't get that kind of thing. Change the name, yeah,
because you say, okay, so hers pizza hut? Do you
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have a secret name? No? It was not me. I
was like that happens. I mean, like a lot of
time when you're cheating, you just replaced the people you play.
The names with restaurants. I have been out the restaurant,
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or your or your family member's name, you know, like
you want, but yeah, don't don't place a girl name
with a guy's name. You do your girl. He's sucking
John now he about to go suck Peter about to Papa.
John must be old school because I'm just so straightforward
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like Nicka. You're not like nick this is the one.
I'm the thing not just be honest, man, I am like,
but I also don't really dobody. I called someone one
time and I say, hey, John, why is your wife
called on with me? I said, I'm not John A
Mimi somebody changing your name on my boo was like,
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who did? And then I we thought about it. So
this person was missing one night, so they went his
her daughter, the lady he was dating. Her daughter went
to his eye cloud changed my name to John as
the celebrity. So he was like, I said this Meemi.
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He's like, no, who's not Mimi's to send a picture?
I said, I send a picture? Holy should they change everybody,
every single name to the female names on my phone
to a different man name because he was missing one night?
So she called my best friend asked, because I designed
close and she was like, hey, can I get Mimi's number?
She said why, she said, I'm going to have him
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make me something. So they went to his phone, his
stuff and changed my name. He's the best, but he's
just no, he's just a friend. He's old enough to
be my friend. A story like four years ago, when
you said that your ex girlfriend changed blocked all the Yeah,
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she went in. She went in my She hacked in
my phone and blocked all the bitches on that I food,
and they changed all the females numbers in my phone.
So I can't even call these bitches anymore. My ex
did that. She went hack in my phone, blocked every girl,
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every girl in my phone, and named people named naming
people who she naming people den somebody your girlfriend doubters.
I one would change my name her daughter his daughter.
When somebody named it Drake, just friend. She said, yeah,
(39:57):
you said, yeah it is yeah girlfriend out will change
my name to John his girlfriend's daughter. That's what he said.
I'm in the mid Yeah that guy is still pardon
it was night, Mr g. Yeah, party everywhere that tennis. Yeah,
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I love Dannis. He's a sweetheart. But the girl who
was with She even knows me. I would with him
for Christmas, and oh my lord, any girls around him.
So I was one of the bigges things. We got.
Chan called John. Oh lord, he was like, why did
they change your name? John Drake? Daddy looked like super
married brothers. Yeah, you got the biggest Luigio Mario. Alright,
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think about the mustache that addresses like he'sass piper. Well
he's from Memphis. That's pimping and Memphis old school. Shout
out to Mr. What is it going price for pussy anybody? Now?
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I don't know, we don't know how much going for now.
I don't know about pussy, but I know about somebody else.
And and and they can't go for three fifty. Oh
we didn't know. It's the dude and it's going for
three fifty. And you wouldn't even think he's doing that.
But he's a famous he's a famous guy charging three
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guys charge for dick right to women? Who pays for
that for pussy? But pussy? Hey, no, nobody's gonna bust
on me. Well not know anyway, Oh shut, he had
questions for you travel maker. Well that's kind of cheap.
(41:57):
We're going for three fifty only. I never about best.
What would you charge? Uh? What would you charge? Charge?
How much we charge some prices? Right? How much? Yeah?
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How much do you charge? Michael Blocks? And if if
everything shut down because of that, starts selling that, yeah?
Probably I mean you okay, Mike ther lateiest one know
what comes with five thou dollars? Yeah? The best thirteen
minutes of that. I I wish you, bitch, would your
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child to be five. But you're staying for a month,
all right. You were doing he was washing dishes, doing
laundry on all type of ship. It probably depends on
what you are employed, you know, like comedy. You know
what Smody call you for a gig? But first to me,
like how big is the venue? Right? I can't charge
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anybody the same price? You know what I mean? Rihanna
want to I have like fifty tho we're talking about
goddamn the chick. I didn't make it from Destiny Child,
which they wanted fair and Fairy called me five hundred.
You know, everybody the same money I want With comedy,
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we when we started, we went all the money, right,
That's how it was, like I care this place was
five hundred seats. I need this amount of money. It
was two on the seats. Okay, I take five hundred
dollars a thousand seats. I need twelve hundred dollars. You
know That's how it was back then. The same thing
with it. If I'm gonna set my dick, I gotta
I gotta go by what I know that special at
(43:52):
this point, like you just gotta be. But when you
when you're broke, you gotta get all money. If it's
a homeless, big job like fifty bucks, crackhead. You know, honey,
you got on you, then I gotta go right back
to Rihanna get my Yeah, but you can't tell. But
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you can't tell nobody that you did it because that
was you can't tell Like I just I just pay
down on a right. You know what I'm saying. I
don't respect what's your boyfriend? Roy? I'm sorry, he said.
(44:34):
Okay you to our comedians, what's the worst thing ever
happened to you? Guys when you're on stage? Like backstage
groupies love no No, We talked about that. We talked
about you missed a groupie love part? Well, uh stage.
One time I did a military base and I haven't
been on stage for two minutes. I just basically saying, Hey,
(44:56):
how y'all doing, And somebody hit me in the face
with a napkin with a way I didn't even I
wasn't even bombing, just might just through a fucking nap
and he'd be in the face, and nobody in the
cry would say who it was? Who then do that
nap Nobody didn't want to snitch what happens and what
happens in the Navy stage. I was so pissed. But
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you know what happened to me. It was it was
late nineties, I think like early two thousand. My Dennis
Rodman was like really hot at that time, and you
know he had a blonde head, right, And there was
a girl in the front row I call her Denis Rodman,
and the bitch poured her drink on me, and I'm like,
that was my early years. I've had how to do.
(45:39):
I said, it's not part of the show, thank you,
good night, and I left. They was towards the end
of the show, like I think I'm giving him a
good fifteen minutes by that. So, yeah, she poured a
drink on me that I was talking to k UP
today and we had to reminisce. But we was We
was a nunch Nashville doing the show and some dudes
heckling us and we're going back and forth and he
threw he threw someone else and hit us, and I
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was like, what the look through? But it was a
lot of money he do like he do, like a
thousand dollars up there, Like you want to get hit
by anything. If you ever want to get hit, you
want to get some throw some money here. Disrespect me, yeah,
we do. We took the Money's gonna hit me with
(46:22):
I'm taking Yeah, yeah, we took that ship. What disrespect? Yeah,
you you're gonna disrespect me, disrespect me the thousand dollars.
I mean, ladies have been having sex and like what's
more dispect it happened doing sex? You think like somebody
ever like like just excellent stairs on the stairs. He's
(46:43):
working on the stairs, and what happened my building? Stairs? No,
my sister just moved to Now, my sister just moved
to me in Toronto from Ethiopia. So I was dating
this guy, don't wanted to meet so I stay the stairs. Okay,
(47:03):
So is this that's the house of apartment building? Building
Oh my goodness, your fucking neighbors poor people for in
the morning. That's the reason why I don't walk my
dog in the middle of the night. I don't want
to see what's in that stairs in a committed relationship
and ahead in the club, in the club, and first
(47:30):
everybody wants me to be with I don't know, dumping him.
So happened to club? Yeah, in the middle of no
one saw it, v happy, No one knew that. How
about you? Did you find out the stairs? Are you
the plane where you happened that? She didn't, Mike, private
was the most club that ain't crazy? That's sexy, that's private.
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You can't do that show, you can't do it. What
was it on the hood? Having sex? Tearing more people?
You fucking spirit? Now, that'd be adventure right there. Oh
sho oh, yeah, that's what's sexy. I think I'm gonna
dig something to play. I wanted picture its girl when
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it was Michael, why you want to catch your same
top of my high school? Oh wait, she said, I
had sex on top of my high school. What we
went back graduated like it was nighttime, We like scillated
and the top it was like I look at the
moon Man, Mareal, Canada, mare Mantreal, Canada, Canada, Montreal, Canada. Okay,
(48:49):
we just had sex on the roof. That's it. It
was cool high school's roof. Yeah, at nighttime on top
of my high school. It was a flat Did I
mean you have you in high school? You wait at
you in high school? You went back on high school?
Oh that's all she went to school? What year was this?
(49:09):
Was it after you graduated? Yeah? Of course it was
like years after you know what these teachers the school.
I was like, let's go there, like it was like
your full moon. Wasn't your teacher? No? But I have
one of my best friends. They were twins a kay
(49:30):
and it was like an English teacher and the other
one was I don't know what teacher, but whatever, math
or something. And one of my friends she ended up
with one of the twins. At our graduation. I was like,
where are you going? Like I gotta leave, and she
didn't want to tell me the She's like, oh my god,
I sucked my math teacher today. Was like no, no, no,
(49:51):
baby was no, no, it was not a baby. She
just sucked teacher. Can't she count? She pass? She must
not be she has fail. I never like I was
a virgin. I was a virgin hard Yeah I was.
I was a virgin high school. Yeah, I didn't get
(50:13):
pussy after I got out, Yeah I was. I was
damn in nineteen I was one of them guys that
like I was a type of nigger that walked around
with a condom in my wallet, like I was getting pussy.
But you know, with me, I think my dick grew
later because I wasn't type I was one of them.
Please don't tell nobody, but I was listening. I put
(50:34):
a socks in my parents in high school. Anybody did that?
Like to make your dick look bigger? The same thing
stuff earlier? Iris to stuff my my from my parents
with socks? Did that? Eleventh grades? Commando over here? I
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don't like. I don't wear and I like it. You
don't like. I forgot they were in there until you
just miss Why don't I don't like my dick? Are
you a Mandingo warrior? Now? Three legs? No? What would
you call it? What do you call it? What's the
(51:24):
name for it? My dick peak in high school? In
high school? Yours? After I jerked off a lot after
high school. So situation we probably help. That can't be
real ship. If that was the case, I don't have
(51:45):
a long wait a minute, no time out though, because
you know they got the little pumps and stuff and
it strokes it and makes it plump. So I can
believe that if you do enough of what you were
talking about, then you're buying a sax store now like
a jail those on your thing see and it's soft
(52:07):
and makes it like look at her hand, look at
her hand, look at it's a fishing. When I suck
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also be sharing daily updates plus show announcements here first
see you on Patreon. Mother suckers, y'all want to hear
some funny ship I just heard. Please, okay, ladies, I
know y'all all. Y'all have the Falcon eyelashes. Now I
(52:48):
heard I called the Falcons congratulates to the braves man
world champions, World champions. That's right, well not originally, but
you know he's the choice. Originally yea fans suffer. Well, hey,
(53:08):
you got hey, Detroit red Wings was good and back
in the day, you know, we're right next to Canada weekend.
Not to go to Canada every weekend. M it's not
too late. Maybe reconnect and then it cost them. Always
what you guys don't have to drive anywhere? Are you sitting?
(53:31):
I just I shouldn't start dating. I'll have a shot woman.
So okay, what do you guys were talking about? Like, uh,
two parties said there's no clubs in Detroit. They're going
through my suitcase and everything, and we see I see
one of my friends has a toy in the corner bag.
I'm like, what the funk? This is embarrassing. She said,
(53:51):
you were the one with a boyfriend. I need this
because we'll be staying in one room. Yea the greater
And what you say? I heard that that back in
the day when like girls used to wear eyelashes to
keep coming out of their eys, like well, that's the
old yeah, that is the old school nineteen twenties, nineteen thirties,
(54:14):
to keep coming out of no giving like like well
not not saying, not nothing against women, but that's what
the prosters are wearing to keep to keep coming out
of their eyes. I love my lashes. But the truth
is in the nineteen thirties, the whole point with the
flappers and all this ship, they said it was for
(54:36):
the for the what is it called? You giving activity
and you get you don't want to get. What's the
house called? What's it called again? Wore house, the other house,
the white house, not just but oh old own brothel broth, Yes,
(54:56):
the brothel bitches. Yeah. I had the long lashes to
keep the calm out their eyes. Never heard that before,
say lashes, because you got the comb catches, you good catches, gotch.
I got the national And then somebody came in my eyes.
(55:19):
Let me get one of them. I want the big ones. Yeah, yeah,
that one's good for my man, big loads, big lashes. Yeah,
I need these ones. I need the cup catches, three
extra extra fashion ship, so the bigger eyelashes. I'm gonna
(55:42):
get the bigger one next time. Somebody come my page.
Millions of dollars missed the whole weekend. I have pink
lick eyes. Came me, I got pink. You didn't have
comic like, this's not coming with that's what I say,
(56:03):
Like I didn't say coming. I was like shut up
my face. My whole eye was so My first speaking,
she said, she said, he came in the e in
the chicken pink. But I thought, you can come on,
we can they give you pink from coming. That's what
I'm saying. And you can't. She might have rushed, you
(56:25):
might have rubbed it in her hand, was dirty or something. Eat,
that's your burn. He you got packed boyfriend. You don't
just come in the eye and then get pink girl.
He had. He got a disease as in Disney. Try
that tonight when you go home. No, I will not
(56:47):
because I'm celebrating. Oh I ain't come. Nobody coming the
eyes right out. I'm just saying that somebody, and you
know Mama. Mama is a free nasty But I'm not
doing things right now. I know. I'm just saying. I'm
just saying I'm being there. I'm just trying to be clear.
(57:09):
I just want to I just want to be clear.
I just want to be clear. He came me I
and then got pink guy. Yeah, okay, yeah, think I
like pink. I I but my eye was super red
and I splashed it. It got worse, but it was pink,
not from it. Had she had these, she's not straight.
(57:30):
You gonna suck a dick, put some shades off. Yeah,
like you, I'm a gentleman. I'm gonna let you know.
I would let you know it's about to happen inside
my mouth, not in my eye, girl, all over your
face and your hair. If you're really doing it right, girl,
do it all? What do you mean if that's your
nick girl all everything? What do you mean? What do
(57:57):
you mean? Just one place to make me ask that question,
he asked, strawberries might ever come in your eye? In
your eye before? If I had anyone come before in
less than five minutes? Yes, somebody coming your before the time. Yeah,
I got video on my only fan, just only fan.
(58:20):
Just yeah, I do I do on my only fans.
But she says she's in. She says it's on her
only fans. It's on her only fans, is what she's saying.
That five minutes. It's recorded. It's recorded that he came
in five minutes in her eyes only. Right, We're going
to go to your only fans, and yeah, we might
(58:41):
need to. I've never been only who's got the log in?
Can we venture and see that? I want to see
do you have only you have only fans. You don't
they asked me for it, but I haven't. You should
trying good money. I hear that. That's what they asked
me for the dancing part. I barely just got a
(59:04):
Netflix account. The only fans I gotta, I gotta, I
gott a theater between something with the gift card. If
you're gonna checked at the house. I was wondering why
people I'm following me, and I said, what happened? They said, no,
I just run out of money, my gift card money.
The wives would be checking. They put money in a
(59:27):
gift card. I just I don't understand. I guess I
don't know. If I'm gonna, I just I would go
watch porn. I don't understand. Like, so, what's the differences.
It's not everything sucks, So that's what they're asking for me.
That just personally, I know on my end what people
are asking of me when they want only fans. It's
(59:48):
not even that. But it's just like like he said,
dance and do all the other stuff. Everybody has their choice.
There are people that are definitely that I know personally
getting it there. Sorry right now, Okay, Like horry men,
I'm not talking about I'm talking about men horry right
now personally. But there's a lot going on. Um, you
(01:00:12):
don't have to do that, friends, what if you're confident
doing learned today that if you're gonna stuck her dick,
put on some goggles. Oh no, Mike, they come cutcher
say yeah, the eyelashes are the comb cutch. Oh yeah,
(01:00:32):
is too? Is my flavor saver? Like this? There's no man,
I can't grow that. Don't her accident? Do it again?
I said, how about you catch her with your mouth
like this? There's no mess. I like her, That's what
she said. But she didn't get that night. He didn't
warn her that night's catcher. It must I like when
(01:00:57):
you say it too here, no need to buy him
this week in the morning on outside. So, Mr comedian,
what a man? Whose only friends? Are you going to
subscribe today? There's only two here. I've never been on
(01:01:18):
only friends. I don't know a credit card. I feel
like I'm being she She's like rush, I'll take rush
cards they take, No, they take You're gonna give him?
(01:01:40):
You give me twenty dollars, I get eighteen fifteen? Right? WHOA?
I should probably join you I should probably day on
only fans she made on the first day? What did
she do on the page? We don't post anything to
(01:02:02):
so what happened with What happened with that? When they
were going to supposed to ban uh sex videos? Oh no,
that was like twenty four hours. That was a publicity start.
They couldn't do it because they would make more money
with models than they thought that they were going to
just use it for celebrities and stuff. So we made
them what they want, what they are now. So if
(01:02:23):
they leave us, there was a lot of ups coming
up with the same thing like them, so they mind.
They went back to us, So you can let your
bust it open now. So a day I was like,
(01:02:44):
is she cute? You don't know her? Chelsea made well,
congratulations to her. I hope she suck a lot of digging. No,
I hope nothing coming in her eyes, Kitchen, that's wonderful.
On the conversation, I meane only like three. Maybe you
(01:03:05):
know what, maybe if one day when my career is over,
I would give it a shot. Yeah, I don't know
what I'm gonna do on there, but what would what
would you do? I'm actually interested? What would you do?
As well. Right now, I'm I'm a royal model. I'm
building a school, so I can't really discuss what what
(01:03:27):
you would do? What I would do? Yes, when that
time comes in my life, I would figure it out.
Then you wouldn't be in the like a speedo. No,
no speed it. There's a lot of baby oil involved.
You can do video. You got pretty fat. Learned a
lot today, Michael blocks and I think all the cameras
are running out of battery. It's like a day. Yeah,
(01:03:53):
let's get anybody Instagram so you could follow us. MEMI,
what's yours? Mimi z one meet me? Head gets long
every day? Today I got I had. I had a
photo shop today for this health company. Okay, what's your
Sean s e A N Underscore Larkins l A r
K I s Sean Sean with the mustard who the
(01:04:15):
mustard baby singles shown? Shan is single? Right, ladies, if
you be looking for a guy, that's funny, But then
it made it. What's not yet? Mike? He's about to
after this show? Well he's funny. What Detroit is close
to Canadates and now he maybe he might not be single?
I live here too, so we might be neighbors. Now, oh, okay,
(01:04:45):
her milk. He just goes, all right, I've been rejected.
If you can't find me, it's just you think jam
French JA like Jessica E S S I T H.
I see he really talking about Scott Strawberry Meal. What's
(01:05:10):
your I G Mine? Donna glitch like Donna Summers, deal
in and A and glitch with the Y G O
Y t H Chinese best friend Kenny Filing and Philippino
best friend his best friend, Michael. You guys don't know.
I don't want to be your friend and that People
(01:05:33):
ask me, what's your Instagram Chinese best friend? How do
you spell it? Like you? Well? Thank you for joining
us another episode of Monthercycle podcast about this bitch motherfucker.
Do you for having us The mother Stuck a podcast
with me, Michael Blacks. It's a Calvary Audio production brought
to you by All Her Radio and The Black Effect
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Podcast Network. Produced by Brendan Morgan of Calvary Audio and
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