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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Calgary Audio. What's up, man sockers. Welcome to another episode
of Monsacer Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blacks and I'm
Never alone. Mike. I can't believe you remember that one
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I'm never alone the last episode you forgot. I'm never alone.
Chinese best friend? You always here? Yeah, you're homeless Chinese
best friend. Uh? Yeah I am because uh I'm always
in the background of Michael Blacks. You are my shadow.
I am your Chinese shadow. Yes, you are the Chris
Tucker and I am the Jacket Chong. No, I'm more
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like I'm Batman. You're robbing motherfucker. Oh talking about superheroes,
Michael Blackson, did you hear about that brand new superhero
called Clark Kent jr. Um. Who the fund is that?
Oh it's a superman? Nothing important? What's wrong with the uh?
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What is that called Clark? Can't Son is a uh bisexual?
So the new Superman is is uh gonna be uh gay?
For real? Is that the first gay superhero? I'm pretty
sure there's a few, but we just don't know, Like
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rab Band Batman's probably, but you don't know, you know,
you think Batman's is bisexual. I don't know, Michael Blackson,
you're asking the wrong Chinese. What do you think? I mean,
who's the one of the world them tight clothes? I
think like everyone Man, Batman. Maybe they were a bisexual
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Robin uh Pinocchio el Pinoco heads like, he don't know,
it's yeah, um who else? There's a lot of super Well,
how about in your time, Michael, that that Chinese bathroom?
What are you wearing? You know, I know exactly what
you're wearing. My buddy, give that clothes to you. So
this one guy, we're all going through the Apple, all right.
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So I get to um my hotel in Vegas, right,
I'm hanging out. I have a late flight, you know,
because you know Vegas, you gotta check out of like
noon or whatever. I have, and I have a six
pm flight. So I decided I'll get Let me get
my bags to the bellman and me gamble, go to
the mall, go shopping at the for them all, and
then I run into a fan and make clothes. He said, yeah,
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I make clothes, man, and I'll give you something. I
was like, sure, man, you give me something, and he's like,
all right, I SA have it. So though I don't
have it, he said, i'm m can I beat up
with you and give it to you. He didn't have
at that moment, right, So this guy like, um, I said, okay,
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I said, here's the phone number. Go get it. I'll
be in it. I'll be in this whole area. I
was near the forum all or whatever I saw be
in this area. Just come back when you go get
it and call this number. You know. I gave him
Grant's number, my homies number. I was like, you know,
calling when you're ready, when you have it. Wow, that's
very nice of you. So okay, now we are ready
to go head to the airport, and we call him
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last minute. I almost forgot about him. I'm like, hey, yeah,
we're about to leave, bring the clothes over. So then
he like, okay, he's coming outside with no size, Like
fifteen minutes this guy come outside. Yes, So we're like,
we walked to the taxicab station. Wow, that's very nice
of you to do all that. No, like, we're about
to get the funk out of here. I'm not waiting
for this fucking guy. He's goddamn clothed in line. So
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I hit him. I said, listen, about to get the
taxi man. He said, I'll be right out. We're in
another like ten minutes. I'm like, we don't have time
to play games. It's almost time for our flight. Funky,
we're hopping a taxi. We had we had the airport,
he called him grand I text myself listen, but we're
waiting for you for twenty minutes. We are leaving. He's
I'm coming to the airport. Dry. He's in the taxi
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to the airport. I'm like, I don't think this guy
is playing dut Duck goose go see catch a girl,
get a girl right. I'm not sure what kind of
fucking games this guy is playing. But the airport checked
my bag in grants like grants that, Mike, this guy
is gonna come. I believe this guy is gonna come.
So he like he um, he ran, you know, he's
guys like. So the guy hit Mars and the guy
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he ends up coming to the airport. So then he
brought the outfit. Okay, So shout out to the guy. Uh,
what'sn't the mother close again? Let me see, let me
see what this guy wrote. Uh vine g V, that's
what you're saying. Shout out to him. Shout out to
Jivan g V in Vegas. His Instagram is underscored j
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O v E n j E f E underscore. So
he gave you the whole sweat suit. Thank you. So
let me be let me um, let me let me um.
That's very nice of you, Mike. But he preferred me
wearing it, not you Johnny's best friends. So he's breaking
me pissed at that. I know that you're extra small. No,
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I have a small I'm I'm I'm eventually. Let me see.
Turn around me, best friend. I watch your fucking airphone.
You fucking I see the back is nice. Oh, it's
an award talk Okay, turn around me see the front.
Look at that sweatsuit. Yes, that shot and my cute
face in my feet. All right, there you go your sweatsuit. Mothersucker.
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Now I shot at the Thanks for my switch. It's
all yours man. It's winter time. Make it's really nice
of you to give. And I'm wearing some friends. Now
this is actually old I just had in my closet. Wow,
their design used to be that. You know, we have
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eighteen hundred fans that they watching the show. You have
a whole student full of people. Man, have guests in
the house. Hey, nigger news. Oh that's what happened, best friend?
What happened? Michael blox Kelly said he's about to start
singing in the courtroom. Whoa, I can't wait to see
that one? Is that pay per views? Best friend? Is
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not the singing we're thinking about, he said, he about
the fucking snation on every body. Oh, different kind of sing.
Kelly said he was not the only nigger kidnapping and
pissing on bitches. All right, so y'all bottom, y'all, everybody
about to go to jailer, all right, everybody's about to
go to jail. Yeah, everybody ever pissed on anyone? Uh,
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be ready, be the fun Ready. I thought he was
gonna sing that. I believe fly And you know what.
The thing about it with all Kelly is like, you know,
they say, Okay, you know, Bill Cors, you can go home, Kelly,
you gotta stay. They can't let two niggas out at
the same time. Why not Michael Blocks and their friends
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they like each other, well, Chinese best friend, one nigga
has to stay. America is not free two niggas at
the same Okay. I don't know how you guys do
things in China. I don't know. If somebody do something wrong,
you'll just throw it back a rise at him and
hope like a whole big bag. I hope. Now I'm
gonna lose some Chinese fans cheese. Well, what don't worry,
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Michael Blocks, And they don't. So earlier we're talking about
the um gay Batman or is it was the uh
the Superman's son Superman son is is gay Clark Kent?
What's his name? Mr? The son? The son's name? Is
it in real life? On the show? Are they making
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a movie? I mean he has to be in real
life and show. Michael No, No, it wasn't because they
look at he had. I saw the picture of him
kissing something he had like a south Yes, so you know,
maybe it's a good thing, Michael Block. Soon you know
it's the new era would live in. Now you know
everybody is coming out, and maybe it's good for the
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world that nobody has to hide their secrets anymore. Okay,
well good, so now I want to have a secret.
Let's bring our guests in. Okay. I actually ran into
we ran into her together Chinese. Oh my god. I remember,
she's the sweetest girl in the world. She's wonderful. Um,
I think I've been seeing I'll do a stand up yet,
but uh, I know she goes in the road with
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my guy d Ray Davids and also goes on the
road Pat and Osward. Uh. She's originated from Kim in
New Jersey. We're gonna talk about Camden. I got so
much history with kimmen. She's been no company for about
five years. Uh. Like I said, she tours with d
Ray and Pett and Osward. Ladies and gentlemen, they give
a big welcome to the first female black, the first
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black transgender comedian in my right. My saying is right,
Miss Pink foxes in the building, the pink Fox. The
Fox it is, but it's pink Fox. But she's wearing
all black right now because she's coming to the pink embellishments.
What's up? What's going on, y'all? What's good? Good? She
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do it yesterday? Gosh, oh yeah we did that. We
went to a karaoke the other night, and then she
was part of my background single My man, get me
right over here, My man, get me right over here. Now.
Look I see I respect you, mikecause I put a
coaster down you see nobody else is doing that. Nobody
gives right over there because I care. People don't give
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a funk about your house. Man come to your house
and don't act like it's an M B and B.
It's not au Airbnb. I'm not talking about, you know,
just people in general. They're fucking they broke fuckers that
I have in my house. Sometimes I just don't you
go to somebody house, treat the house like it's your house.
You know, this is not a fucking rental. This is
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where I sleep, this is this is not even a rent.
This I own this, bitch. Can I ask you a
question about this crab? Mike, It's not fruit in here,
like like I thought, like, hey, it's a little fruit, right,
but it's not as much fruit as I would expect
for African household, you know, because I just got home yesterday,
Like I'm always traveling. I don't have time to do groceries.
My woman like will order some food. I got like
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fucking watermelons. Water melons, Like I call that ship nigga apples.
That's what waters. I got watermelon. Every nigga has watermelon
in their house, any real nigga. That's because at water
mental nigga is like is our apples? I feel I
called the nigga apples. I keep pineapple in the crab.
I got pineapples. I got some of my drink. Keep
the Cucci fridge. There's pineapples in Africa. Yes, motherfucker, you
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think from Hawaii? Chinese best friend? What kind of food
you got in your continent? We have a lot of mungo. Startup.
We don't make watermelon in the Philippines. Don't you got Starford?
You got Starford? What's the starfruit? Oh ship? Never mind? Banana? No,
that's a that's a banana. Coconut. We got a lot
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of coconut. I love coconut. You have coconuts in the Philippines. Yeah,
my uncle, Actually it's true story. He was walking around
in a coconut fill and he said, and he thought
it was going to be disabled for well, did anybody
follow inside with a big coconut? Story Michael Box And
he's a big coconut. You hit his head and then
you know he's still got like a little his left
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side disability. Coconut almost killed him death by a coconut
that's sucked up. Yeah, I drink a lot of Coconuts.
I rock one time and almost died. That's close to
what happened. Let's talk. Let's get into your career for
let's do it all right, Let's talk about where you
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came from. Were you born in Camp? God damn man, Camden.
I have so much history with him. I was telling
about Camden. So I was raised in Philadelphia. Camden is
just across the bridge. Okay, Kim is like this part
of the like Hollywood and Studio City. No, motherfucker, there's
no bridge between him. It's like the Camden is like
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what what what? What? What big city can I compare with?
Because Camden is a whole different cad I would if
I mean Camden is to know, how of Philly, the
northeastern north Hollywood a Philly liked because when I was
in Camp, when I was then back in the day,
cam Ny was the Cranshaw and Slawson of Philly. You
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know what that's the right direction. Yeah, it's the Crnshaw,
the cresawnas, it's the Compton of motherfucking Is that next
to the ocean. Yeah, that's it. So Camden, we Kemdy
is not as bigg as Oakland and Camp. Sam Cisco
is like a really clean place, and then Oakland is
like old ship. Hold onto your wallet and your wife
and your kids, right exactly. So yeah, so Caim is
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like San franc to Oakland. Going to the bridge. It's
like this bridge that takes you over Jersey from Philly Phillies, Pennsylvania.
For those who didn't take your um is that geography history? Chinese? Better?
Are you kidding? Story? This history? Its geography, chennes geography.
We still exist. So Camden. Now, when I was like
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twenty years old or whatever, I did a girl from
Camden and she was like eighteen. We actually had a
baby to pass the way. That was my first child.
Damn pass away three months. I was like when I
had my first Yeah, man might take me working for
a long time Chinnese best friend. Hey, Mike, let's talk
about the first time we met. Where the first time
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I met you? South Street for real? Tell me about that,
because I don't remember South Schrees in Philly. It's like
a hangout place where everybody hangs out at. I was
on my way to that's my favorite place, like cheese
stick from you see my patures on the wall, Okay,
And I went to That's my favorite cheese place. You know,
niggas swear by gems and and all that bibbs is
the best one. The reason why it should was the
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best one because they take their time, yeah, the present,
like they just throw the ship on there like really
fast and like moving too fast. Slow the funk down?
Where did you get that onions from moving too fast?
This ain't no fucking it's ain't card again. This ain't
black jack, motherfucker, slow down. You know it's like ishka
bibbles and l a. You've been the booze Philly cheese
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stead Town. No, we're gonna go out. I'm gonna take you. Listen.
They shipping the armor rosso roles, Mike from Philly, from Philly,
they ship the roles in bro It tastes just like bibbles.
Get out of here. I swear they should suit Mike.
Let's go Philly. You suit them. Yeah, No, it's niggas,
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but you know it niggas in it. And I would
be very upset if I go to your cheese steak
place in the Korean is making my fucking Mike, you
never had a career, would you would you like to
see me make some rice? Nigga yeah, he might like
him some kim chi on your state. It might be good.
Now people will go through your restaurant because it's weird.
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So we we met on South Street and I have
this habit, right. I always thought it was funny to
greet celebrities back in the day with oh shit, it's
such and such. I would do that to everybody when
I met O Marian, when I met everybody back in
the day, when I met the Wou Tang clan, I
smoked the blunt with the Wu Tang Clan at the
Roots picnic. Yeah, I am. I made it backstage and
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I smoked the blind and I was. I met Math
and I met Ray and Ghosts and Uh and raised
brother Ice and they were so nice to me. You know,
this is before you know anything. I was like just
trying to make it. I was doing music back then,
and they showed me so much love. And Meth was like, heyo, Sean,
you look like one of them young money niggas san
And they were smoking a blunt. I was like, can
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I hit that? And it was like yeah. Then they
let me hit the blind. I was like, am I
smoked with the wood Tank clans? Damn? You know, what
I was backstage um at the club Cardres in Vegas
and were not. It's not even the first of I
saw Whis Khalifa. Every time I see this guy, Yeah,
and I see Whis Khalifa, I have to add, like
am already high. I think if I've done this, nigga
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is gonna trying to get me high. So I know
you got me high at a club in l A
one time, and next I was not. You know, he
didn't get me hot. He let me take that back.
He made me smoke. You smoke weed. I'm not a smoker.
He made me smoke, but I didn't help. Right, I
got high ones, I was an Africa high in Africa.
Once I get high, getting it, I don't know how
your mother's do that, sho. I just wanted that ship
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to be over. How bought your weed? Might give it
to this Chinese motherfucker? Uh? What kind of Hey? Can
somebody bring me my book back? No fat on what
well the we had? They said that there's now not
in the weed. I get my my weed is grown
and give it to me fresh. Yeah, So so whis Khalifa? Right,
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thanks Grant, thanks for giving back. Oh my god, that's
a pound of wheat. I appreciate that. Yeah, I show
you a couple of jars here. It's so my um.
He saw me and give me I smoking. I'm like,
I'm my thing. I would smoke. I don't like be dispectful.
You know, if a rapper off of you weed you got,
it's like snow off for me. We all the time
and don't run. But I was smoking. I don't hell it.
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So I'm not your niggas know right now I'm wasting
your sucking weed. Stop giving me that ship, okay, because
I'm not in helding that ship and putting it in
my fucking brain. I forget where the funk who I am.
I'm gonna think I'm light skinning, and so I doing
light skin and ship. I just want you to smell it.
The whole sh it ain't for y'all. Oh no, I'm
gonna give you one of the jars. But now you
know so then I see him again in Vegas backstage
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at dress. As soon as he pulled the wheel, I'm like, nigga, mother, yo,
this ship I just had. I just smoked some crazy ship.
He had everything in a crack cocaine. Nigga. I'm nigga.
You know what I mean. I had everything, man, we
on we know, we some week and he let me go.
I'm like, thank you Jesus. You know, I just went
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back to being regular again. You know. My favorite part
about meeting you for the first time, bro, yeah, what
is it? And my favorite part was that he had
a bad bitch. But I'm just bush. I don't want
to get in trouble. How many it was a long
time ago. It was a long time ago. She was responsible. Girl.
Don care you ever see somebody and gotta pull your
glasses down to get a better luck? Nigger black? Yeah,
she was black. I think he's talking. Yeah, yeah, I
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was like, okay, yeah, But but you know, when I
met Mike, he didn't the accent wasn't mad thick. It
was thicker. It wasn't thick. And I was like, oh,
this Nike is from Philly. But I've been in Philly
like since you know when I when I got to Philly,
he wasn't even born. I got I moved to Philly nineteen,
sum of eighty nine, whole a long time, very long time.
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We're born like war ninety. Holy crap. I got an
outfit older than you is it this? I think that's it.
That's the nineteen collection. Is a fly ask for Jama
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see you on Patreon your mother Suckers. Me and d
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Ray Davis are like homies. We started around the same time.
We've made so much money together. We've tour We've done
so many tours together, almost recent tour. We are right
now as the Martin Lawrence Tour and uh, you know
when I'm on tour, d Ray. You know d Rays
like the niked with the ego right, egotistical deal Ray.
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That's why I called him. I hope you're listening to
my party. D is nothing like that? Is it? Down
the earth? Brother? There's here's the reason why I called that.
Because if I want to show d Dal wants the
hell on the show. He want to let the world
know that he's the headliner. I'm like, I don't give
a fuck like let's work for me, you know what
I mean? Dra is that motherfucker bet to think about it.
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He delivers. He's man comedians that's one on after me,
and whether they're being booed or the struggled, Dray goes
and because when I go on stage, my ship is
like a bunch of oneliners, you know, and it's like
joke after joke after joke j joke, right, So when
you go, what de does that's so smart some what
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some other comedians around to do is try to like
feed up my energy and try to if you can't
feed my engent and take it hide and I had
him it's not gonna work. Dere is so smart. D
we would bring the crowd back to him and then
he'll pick them back up. You're going down the stage,
you know we're gonna stage, and you know what to
say and due to bring their motherfucker's to his level
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and then he will take him to where he want
to be shot. Like I said, he's the only guy,
one of the few guys that goes on after me
and still give a good show. Because on the morning
tour he wants the headline. I'm like, you know, it's
all you might need. Let me tell you something being
on the road with d We did UM six shows
on Ontario. We did five soldout shows in San Antonio,
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and we did eleven soldout shows in d C at
the dcmprov that we just got back from the last Monday.
The Monday just passed. It's refreshing and and it's also
a hell of a learning experience to be able to
go out with somebody so strong on stage. It's been
doing it for so long because I'm just I'm just
picking up gems and every time I'm on stage with Bro.
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I mean, it's it's it's amazing, and I'm just really
I feel really honored to be able to go out
with him and do what I do and to be
respected as a fellow comedian. It's it's really cool man.
That's dope. UM. And you've been how long you've been
in the road with him? Uh, this just happened like
a month, like two months? So are you're gonna be
as regular? I mean, are you like he's just trying
You're trying you out? You know what, I just go
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with the flow. When I get that text message to
roll out, I roll out. I know that. Um, he
just told me we're coming to Phoenix together. But these
on the whole thing. It's called to here to help tour.
And what it is is we bring couples on stage
at the end of the show. So I'll go up
and host, and then a very funny comedian by the
name of Morgan j Will go up and he plays
the guitar and sings and does a comedy. I heard
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him yesterday. Yeah, he's amazing. I love he was playing
the guitar. Was no, no, no, no, that wasn't there
was somebody else, was else? Some guy was playing He
wasn't that motherfuck? Did we all look alike to you?
And I'm just bullsh it, So yeah, you gotta see Morgan,
and Morgan is good. And then Moreganna go up, and
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then Deal go up and do his thing, and then
at the end of d set he'll bring us back on.
And what he does is he buys couches at every
city and he'll bring the couches on and then they'll
have these cards and the cards you gotta you gotta
write like the issues that you have with your partner,
and then he'll he'll will pull up like two or
three puples on stage and try to help them work
through the issue. We call a comedic couples counsel. Yeah, yeah,
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it's dope. It's dope. It's really fun. And then where
happen to them couches after the show, he auctions them off.
He raffles them actually on stage. Yeah, he raffles him
at the end, and he gives them to to somebody
that bought tickets. They just get them away. Yeah, so
you might end up with a furniture set. You come
to see it, Yeah, yeah, come come after and you know,
after the weekend it's done. The the whatever the venue is,
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will give the option to come and pick it up.
And yeah. So let's get to the So you are
pretty much are the first. Okay, so I don't know
if I'm the first black transgender comedian. However, um, there's
another comedian that's that's that says that they're transgender and
that I look up to as an elder with no
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disrespect at all. Flame and Row. Yeah, and Flame is dope, right,
Flame is dope. But as I know Flame in the
conversation that Flame and I had, Flame is when Flame
gets off stage, you know, she goes back to being
who she is, which is she's you know, Flame said
to me one time when I when I get off stage,
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I take this wig off, and I'm Marcus. That's Flame's name.
So so I would say, I don't really know if
you know. I know, back in the day, Flame told
me that Flame would was was a full blown was
living every day like this. But then they had kids
and now they're kind of like they just do it
for stage or whatever, and I don't I don't know.
I don't know how far that goes because Flame does
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have breasts, so I'm not entirely sure. But I do
know that flames material doesn't really resonate with the trans
community as a whole because it kind of goes against
you know, like I've I've sat and listened to some
of the content and I didn't agree with some of
it as well. But I do respect the fact that
Flame has been around for a very long time and
fought for the right for me to go on stage
and address and really be who I am, so with
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no disrespect intended. I just don't know if they're I
don't know if they would categorize themselves it's trans. I
know that that's the move right now, would be Flame
and when you get up to say she's Marcus. Yeah
that's what Flame said to me. So I don't know,
but what do what do you do? Flames? So she removes,
she takes a wig off, and then put a dick on.
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I'm confused. No, no, not to dick on. But like
you know, Flame has kids. I think Flame just wants
to be a good father. Oh you know what I mean. Like,
I think that's like Flame just wants to be a
good father for their kids. So they kind of like
put their shirt on the back burner, you know what
I mean. The kids know that um daddy is a
mother on stage. Yeah, I'm sure they got Netflix. Oh wow.
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So yeah that's interesting. Yeah, very interesting. But I respected,
I respect, I don't. I don't disrespect it at all.
You know, I respect any elder comedian, you know. But
I resonate actually with my community, and my community is um.
They enjoy how I speak of them, and I consider
myself one of them. And I live every day like this.
If you ever see me out and about, I'm always me.
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I will never see me like this is my hair,
this is my I grew these titties. I got a
fat ask. This is always me, So when you see me,
I'm I'm me always she hurt Hers. I'm never gonna
go against my community for the sake of jokes or
or just trying to be cool with anybody. And I
try to represent my community and best way possible and
really just be a mediary between those in my community
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and the comedy community so that we can just kind
of express what it is that we're feeling and and
and educate those who want to be educated. You know,
I'm not trying to force anything on anyone, but I
am who I am, and I'm just I'm proud that
I could put that on my back and run with it.
All right. Me, I'm totally not educated when it comes
to trains. I have no clue. I don't know what
um no know what his range is. Yeah, it's just
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someone that's born assigned a different thing at birth is
what they identify as, you know, and that could be uh, female,
male or non binary. So you know, I was assigned
male at birth right for those wondering, I was a
signed male at birth. Um, but I identify as female.
So I'm I'm she hur hers. That's what when people
see me, you know, they usually say because I have
the ability to. You know, it's called passing privilege, where
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people just assume, oh, that's a woman, and they don't
really give me any strip, like any any type of
strife about it, because right, well that's at the n
that's how I present, and you know, more than anything
might just be like, oh, that's a lesbian, which is true,
you know, so so that's just kind of like that's
how I wrote. You know, others in the trans masculine
situation would be someone to sign female at birth, but
who identifies as a male, you know what I mean?
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Ay know, I hadn't transitioned yet. Mike, you met me,
you met the original meet and who is that? Yeah?
What are you talking about? What do you mean? The
first person I met was it's me. No, we didn't
take a fortun would you paying Fox then? No? I
wasn't paying Fox then. But what it's called it See,
there's a thing called the dead name, and a dead
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name is the name that someone has a birth that
doesn't identify with who they are now, and so you
never really release your dead name. It's just something you
don't do, like the Superman Clark Kent's situation. So I'm
paying Fox, right, that's me. But you see me on stage,
I'm Selene. That's my name. I'm Selene, you know. But
but as far as my old name and all that
ship is concerned, I was never I would never go
into that, yeah, because that's not who I am, even
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though that's what's in your i D. That's not who
you are. No, No No, that's not my i D. My Yeah,
my name is. I got all my legal ships done.
Wow you're Selina now yeah, I'm Selene Selene yeah wow, yeah, yeah,
that's me. So how long did it take you to
realize that you're not who you thought you were? It's
you know what you know? Uh, for a lot of
people they say that it's it's in childhood. I knew
(28:30):
immediately when you was born. I knew it. Four When
you really realize who you are, I was in preschool
just faking it, just because of society. Yeah, I'm gonna
tell you the story. So what happened was I was
in school, I was in pre K and I was
playing with my girlfriends right, playing double Dutch things that
we do, and um my homegirl was like, oh, I
have a question from this boy. Let's call him Tommy.
I don't know if that was really his name because
(28:50):
I'm thirty. So she goes, I like, Timmy, I'm gonna
tell tell me I want to be his girlfriend or whatever,
and me, being bold, I was like, oh, he's cute.
I'm making my boyfriend. So immediately I stepped to me
and I was like, hey, I like you, you're cute,
you should be my boyfriend whatever. Timmy goes, oh, no,
you're a boy. That hit me like a brick because
before that point, nobody had told me that I was
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just able to be who I was, you know what
I mean. So I went home to my family and
I said, hey, this guy called me a boy, and
I'm sad because I'm not a boy and what are
you talking about? And then, you know, my family is like,
but you are, and I was like, what are you
talking about? You know, I didn't know. And and so
more than anything, it's just what your brain identifies itself as, right,
because we're really just a some of what our brain
(29:34):
chemistry is, right, and I just didn't know, like the
four year old me saw no difference in me and Latasha,
you know what I mean. That was just what it was,
and this is who I was and identified with her,
and I was feminine. But then from that moment on,
it becomes a defense mechanism, Mike, where you're just trying
to emulate what it means to be a man or
a boy out of safety, out of not trying to
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be ridiculed by people. You just don't want to be ridiculed.
And so I just I found myself imitating and trying
to be like more than anything. And that's I think
where my comedy came from. Because my mother, I said,
I had a single mom to my dad's a gangs
to my dad with the jail when I was a kid,
my dad did you know my dad was upstate? So
I used it was my dad and Federal President g Yeah,
(30:15):
my dad was grand for damn Mike for really you
know Gates? What's that where you got locked up with
Kevin Hart. No, we did not killing anybody else over there, No, no, no.
When we got locked up, was was in a car
that belonged some registration ship. We end up being a
holding sale in Jersey. Was on way to New York
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from Philly. But you know Gratisford is a maximum security
is maximum security. Yeah, so my dad was up there
and give somebody I want to talk about that. I'm sorry,
you go ahead. So, So, my dad's a gangster, I
say this on stage. My dad's not a saggy pants gangs.
My father's a suiting tide gangs. You see. I'm Italian,
Puerto Rican and black. So my dad's Italian Puerto Rican
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and that's where that comes from. So I as a
movie Montana. I saw that I did see in there, Mike,
He's Cuban. I was an African and I was an
African gangster. Jenny's best friend a Mike. I've seen. I've
seen all the ship you see. I've seen Repo. I
see you jumping up and down about dead and life
(31:21):
was bossing my huts. Two coffees to go, please bit
you look like me? You know the bitch you look
like me? Was my favorite line. Or that was Leslie Jones.
That was funny and ship shout out the Big Last.
Yes I loved Big Lass but um but yeah bro.
So So you know, I had a single mom growing
up for the most part until she got married, and
that was only for like five years. But she used
to drop me off the barber shop and just let
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me be at the shop so I was the kid
I was running to the store during running errands getting
paid for like, yo, give me a bag of chips,
give me a s to try to Yeah, so I went,
you know, but that was how it was getting like
my my, my, my guy ship. And that's how became
funny because you know what they do with the shop,
They roast, They rose. I rose the ship out of you.
And my mom is attractive, you know, So I I
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wasn't you know who I was? They was a young
boy with the mom with the fat ass. That's what
they used to say to me. So I had to,
you know, I had to defend myself. So I mean,
during those time before you realize who you was, would
you get a lot of your fucking bitches? I still
even you know you're a woman? Women, women, don't they?
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That's another guy. I'm a lesbian with a real dick.
I'm blessed. This dick is b p a free hallelujah,
wow dick. That's dope. Yeah, it's nice. Every lesbians girls
dream to have a real lesbian with a dick because
(32:45):
then you don't have to go looking for Joe. Does
you know how much money saving on fucking batteries. Yeah,
I'm saving a lot of money on batteries. I deserve
a deal from Dorist Cells gonna yeah, exactly, We're gonna
suck them all up. But if you're feeling that, if
you know that you're a woman, would you want to
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be with a man as well? No, I don't like man.
I'm not attracted to man. Damn. That's the coolest trus
gender earth. Yeah, we both like the same thing as pussy. Yeah,
but I think that's why everybody foks with me. Yeah,
because you like pussy and I like you like I
don't like dick. Because you know what, in that moment,
(33:27):
you have to you have to see that that's a teacher.
That's that's kind of like a teaching moment, right, just
me being myself Because just because your trans it doesn't
mean that you like men, that's not what that means.
That means you identify as female. You identify how you identify, right,
whatever you're attracted to that sexual identity. Gender identity and
sexual identity are two different things. My gender identity is female,
my sexual identities lesbian. Because I date and like women,
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that's what I funk with, right, and they funk with
me and you know, and I got some bad ones,
some bad bitches, some bad ones with vagina, yes, all
day long. Wow, how you feel about Dave Chappelle. I
love Dave. Let me tell you what about Dave. So
if you watch The Closer on Netflix and you watch
the credits, you'll see me in a picture with Dave.
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And I don't know if you're paying the photos and ship,
but me Anderson Park, Dave, Dave's wife all in a
photo together in the credits of The Closer. So I
funk with I funk with Dave, and he was very
nice to me, very gracious, and um, you know, I
got nothing but respect for him. He's an elder in
the comedy community. And although his his views are a
bit askew, I would love to add the opportunity just,
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you know, further educate him or give him a different perspective.
That's why he don't his views are askew because he
don't understand. I think that, um, you know, it's a whole,
it's a deeper thing to it, being black, being black
African American men. I think that there's a history of
of of of lack of understanding of the l g
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b T q I a community within that community, and
because of that, there are microaggressions, macro aggressions, violence, and
things like that. I mean, because I know, you know what,
everybody being proud and coming out and let everybody know
who they are now that I mean, we'll go back
to the nineties, and mind you, I'm sure women were
feeling this way in the eighties and nineties too, they
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just had just kept it to themselves. Is that what happened? Well,
I think that there was a there's an amount of um,
you know, there's an amount of oppression that happens when
anyone is different, right, and and those protections happened through
organizing and marching and and displays of hey, we're being
mistreated over here, so we need representation to help us
(35:37):
make it past this. So like since Stone Wall, you know,
we've we've been fighting for that equality. And I think
the thing that that the that the Special lacks in short,
is the viewpoint of the black transgender. You know, it's
more about white people and white trans and us more
than it is being black. And and then that within
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itself a bit of a ratier, which once again I'm
not saying was on purpose. I'm just saying that. I
understand because he literally says in the special, my problem
is not with the transgender community, it's what white people.
But the thing about that is, before he recorded that,
and before he said that on stage, he said that
to me. When I'm at him, he knew exactly why
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I met Dave. He said, you're paink Fox. I've heard
great things about you because I'm friends with Jeff Frost.
Community is gonna ever good? Uh forgive David. I think
that there needs to be an understanding of where Dave
is coming from and why Dave feels the way he feels.
And then I also need, uh, there to be an
(36:42):
understanding of what it means to be a comedian because
if we look at people like George Carlin, there's always
someone who's raising a finger and saying, hey, wait a minute.
The societal norm bro when broken down, makes me feel
like this and this is what's going on with this
and that? And even Lenny Bruce. The societal norm back
then was was to be segregated and to to treat
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black people a certain type of way. He stood up
against that, you know, and because of that, he was
jailed many times on stage for just stating his opinion
in a vulgar way, i'llbeit, but still so, I think
that going against the status quo, even though the status
quo at this point is making sure that people are
are not being mistreated or or oppressed just for their identities. Uh,
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there's still this one man standing up and saying I
have a problem with this, and this is why. And
it's less of a go ahead mind. But what I mean,
what happened to freedom of speech? Though? Like what you
could talk about. I thought that's what made America great,
to talk about whatever you want to talk about, regardless
of what it is. And especially being a comic, I
never thought that we should be we should be just
we comedians at the end of the day. You know,
it's our job to just make fun of anything they
(37:47):
wanted to make fun of. I understand that, But let
me ask you a questions, where is the line between
freedom of speech and hate speech? That is true? Definitely
agreed to, because if there was a Nazi comedian and
he was spewing all this hatred for who he doesn't like,
would we still have the same or extend the same
graciousness to him for just being himself? But they's not
(38:08):
saying he don't like them right, No. But the one
thing that was conflicting to me and which which helped
me understand that Dave still lacked an understanding fully, was
that he said the phrase trans women are women and
then proceeded to call himself a turf, which is a
trans exclusionary radical feminists whose slogan is trans women are
not women. You can't have both, okay, okay, and that's
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the part that you're a woman. That was the part yes,
And that was the part and my you know, my eyes,
and that was the part that that that I understood
at that moment. When he said I believe trans women
are women and then turned around and said I'm a turf,
I said, okay, he doesn't know what he's talking. Turf
is a trans exclusionary radical feminist. So there's a branch
of feminists that don't believe trans women are women, that
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feel like trans women are infringing on their rights as
women and occupying spaces in which they deemed say grid
as in the rest room, in dressing rooms and things
like that, and they don't want that right. They think
that these are just men with dresses on. They don't
give that same understanding because of their reasoning and their
feelings towards our community. And once he aligned himself with that,
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I think that's really what struck a chord in our
community and where they said, wait a minute, you're calling
yourself a turf. I think that was louder than him
saying that trans women or women, because it's two conflicting opinions,
you know. Yeah, I just I'm Beau said, audis are
new to me. I'm totally uneducated when it comes to
this whole gay life and lgbt Q. Did I forget
(39:35):
any letter? I A But that's you don't have to say, uh,
intersex and a sexual. There's a lot more coming out.
So here's the thing, So as we identify more branches
within our community and really define what it means to
be who we are, because there are so many different
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variations of a queer person or some one that it's
just not heteronormative. That we're working our best to make
sure everyone feels represented and identified properly, and no one
wants to feel as though they've been fall you know,
dropped by the wayside a bit at be in part
of the lbt No, but I'll inquire about that for you.
(40:18):
Michael put b a. I might be an I'm a
bitch asie guy. I don't like to fight. I don't argue.
You know. I like to say this on stage, I
say I might be a bitch nigger, but it ain't
no bitch nigger, I understand. So you know, it's it's
just a whole thing. You guys have a meeting every week. No,
there is no meeting every week per se that I
(40:39):
go to. But there are meetings and we do organize,
and I think that's one of the things about the
lgbt Q. I a community that is different. We have
everyone from every nationality pushing for one goal. Can you
name another movement like that. It's the best movement I've
ever heard. What's up but USUS? This is African King
up comedy Michael Blackson. I'm ye to your question. Oh
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So there is um is where that phrase, the word
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dike keem came from. Do you every work back in
the day? That was just derogatory. It was just is
it like a nigga kind of? I don't know if
it's nigga, but it's darky okay with regard to the
church m as it relates to sports, okay, transplanting that
(42:07):
we want to compete that I guess head along, Okay,
six gender women is what you're talking about. No, it's cool,
it's cool. It's cool. So I was having a conversation
with Fallon Fox. You know Fallon foxes Falon Fox was
the first transgender mm A fighter. I literally just talked
to Fallion before I left for my flight to d C. Right,
So we all we we all talked, Most of us talk.
If you live in Hollywood, even l A, or you've
(42:29):
made some sort of headline, we know each other. That's
the thing. So so I was talking to Fallon and
Falon was like I said, what you think is special?
She she she she didn't approve. And then I gave
her my experience, yeah, yeah, the closer. And I gave
her my my experience with Dave personally. And then she
also brought up a segment in which Bill Burr didn't
refer to her by name but called but called her
(42:50):
a diculous man. And uh, you know, and I just
had the six I know Bill too, and and Bill
is very friendly to me. And you know she's woman born,
born a map I signed mail at birth? But why
why is nickulus? Well, because you know, I guess he
was just trying to be funny. Man. Did she remove? No,
(43:11):
I don't know. I don't know what she has in
her pants because no, I didn't ask. But that's not
what makes you trans. It has nothing to do with that.
Its brain. It's a brain chemistry situation. So you can
have both, even you can have anything. So what is
happening both as intersext? Oh that that's another letter you
just put it in. Yeah, that's a I intersex. Yeah,
and it's sex you got No, that's what you gonna
tell somebody, Hey, you're not supposed to be intersex. It's
(43:32):
wrong to be intersex if you're born with openis of it. Yeah,
you're born like that? What the fuck? Damn. So it's
just it's a lot of lack of understanding. You want
know the truth is, man um My management reached out
to me and they wanted me to write something on
how I feel about the whole situation, and Uh, I've
been really hesitant and slow to speak about it. But
you know, I blame I blame slavery. I blame slavery
(43:52):
is in the attack on black masculinity, in the slowed
or lack of understanding of the l g B t
q I A because for many years, after being oppressed
for four hundred, it was any type of weakness was
deemed as counterproductive, especially dealing with things like Black Wall Street,
(44:13):
especially dealing with things coming out of slavery and trying
to grow as a people and gain our respect in
society and the society we've we've been kidnapped into, you
know what I mean? I think that that's that's the
issue within itself lies and understanding what it really means
to be uh suppressed as a culture, not allowed to
to grow, and then forcing the growth and now all
(44:34):
of a sudden, Uh, not all of a sudden, but
but years later wanting to every everyone to understand everything immediately.
There needs to be a little bit of of grace given.
You know, I was speaking to a white trans uh
woman and who I considered a friend of mine, and
she was she was discussing with me her disdain for
Dave Chappelle and everything he stood for, and then also
discussing with me, uh, her issue with the violence against
(44:58):
trans women in the Black commune. You know, a lot
of it? Is it? A lot of liland. He had
a lot of murders. Don't hear about them because you're
not looking for it for real. I'm sure you've heard that.
I've heard I had um. I had familiar with Star
is our names Star? Yeah, I don't know where she
wasn't she was? She came ahead and Star has like
(45:20):
the whole you know, Uh, she goes. Of course she's
a she yeah you know, but of course she was
also born something else and she has titties and very
you know Chinese breadfriend, you didn't even come tell use
bread like you know Michael Block some ches. Actually yeah,
if you if I was single, yeah, he said, if
(45:42):
you're single, you were dat hut because you had no idea,
asked me eight times, what do you mean? You just
read the ship out of star Chinese best friend the
mouth of a mouth right pocket right? But ain't he?
Of course, till you find out that she know she was,
she still has That's what bothered you, said, Dick, And
then you didn't you know the thing a thought that
I'm glad you said that, Mike. The craziest thing the
thing that you that you brought up. The attraction within
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itself is a natural attraction to someone perceived a female
to you, right, but then when you find out that
this person is transgender, a lot of the time they
don't take it as graciously as you. A lot of
time anger follows that, and then violence, and then if
you let it, have not even that, bro. I think
for the most part, the anger in yourself, feeling ashamed
(46:28):
that you found this person attractive and is people know
and marginalized communities like the hood or the ghetto. You're
as tough as you are. Your strength determines your life longevity. Right,
So if you've been fucking with uh Sheila, and Sheila
is a trans woman, and she's been sucking you and
sucking your dick for a year. But then the HALLI yeah,
(46:50):
they lick balls. Everybody looks balls, well not me, but
you know women like men lick balls anyway. So you
they find out that you've been dealing with this person,
and now all of a sudden, the hood is calling
you a bitch and you might have a hustle going,
you might sell drugs, or you might be into whatever
you're into, just trying to make ends meet, just try
to keep stay alive ship and not people thinking that
(47:10):
you're weak and now they're gonna turn on you, try
to kill you because of who you love. You understand,
And in so many cases of homicides against trans women
was because that someone found out that they were being
dealt dealt with romantically, and then that person they were
dealing with romantically went back and killed them for fear
of people finding out their business. That's the problem, and
that's a lot of the issue. Man. So isn't it
(47:32):
because of that? Shouldn't it be that trends job to
let the person she'sing with. No, no, no, they know,
they already know. They're just the guys know is that
they don't want their boys to find out. You know
how many times, like, Bro, I'm dressed like this because
I'm a comedian. I'm dressed like a comedian today. I
wear dresses and skirts and heels. I'm a bad bitch
(47:53):
underneath all this black and motherfucking lover a look good nigger,
you know what I mean. And so I've had men
hit on me a times. I got guys trying. I'm not.
I didn't find you to be that cute, all right, Mike,
Well you know I don't. I don't prefer niggas and
pajama pants. But no, but but real ship. Though you
know people find your attractive, they will say something oftenimes
(48:15):
and even once you tell them that you trains a
lot of people really just don't care. And I think
the freedom to be who you are it's really all
that matters. You know, you should freedom to be who
you are and you can because you cannot help it.
You can't help it. It's just who you are. Now.
We were Star. You know, she's more of a girly
girl feeling. That's why she got the makeup and the
(48:37):
hair on that stuff. You're more like on a chill,
different type. I mean, but you do you like you?
She fuck niggers, right exactly, So you know, and that's
that's the difference, right, that's the difference exactly exactly. So
why how why? How is why is that? She it
(49:00):
was like, she's a woman. Well, she knows she's a woman.
She's a woman, right, and that's what she feels. Even
though she has a pinion, she's still rather because she
feel like a woman. She rather a man with a dick, right,
she well, she likes dick. That's just as you just
boil it down to that she liked it, okay, But
you're on the other hand, you still feel you are
(49:21):
you are a woman, but you prefer bitches. So everybody
just different. Everybody's different. Tris Jenner is not all about
trying to right, you see, like Caitlin Jenner only legs girls. Yeah,
but Caitlin is not a good representation of our community
and that Caitlin allies themselves with Republican values and also
doesn't really allow anyone to be who they are. Kind
(49:43):
of one of those what's good for me, it's not
good for you. Kelly had a boyfriend, not taw the picture.
He want a picture of that guy he was on
his hands with. You might have black guys on her
hands with they try to put the photo shot my
face on the guy's fat body. Remember Crayland, Bruce, motherfucker.
I don't not no, what do I do? You know
(50:03):
much about Caitlin? You know the only thing I know
about Caitlin is that we don't really align with Caitlin's views.
Value Caitlin's more on something like and you know what,
regardless of my disagreement with Caitlin's views on being trans,
I would never miss gender Caitlin by calling Caitlin by
her dead name. Her dead name would be that of Bruce.
And I would never call Caitlin heat because that was
(50:25):
also that would also be going against with Caitlin said,
I don't know Chinese. We have to take our studies
on transgender. What happened to you know? The Netflix special?
It kind of bring awareness to the world. I do
like the idea, and that's one of the things that
I think is is good about the special. The conversation
needs to happen and there there should be more of
a why is there such a lack of understanding coming
(50:48):
from this particular community towards this particular subject? What is
it about it? You know? In the piece that I
was that I'm working on that I'm writing right now,
and you know what, I would be honest with you, Mike,
I didn't want to write anything because I'm you know,
I hang out with you guys, I hang out with
D'm on the road with da. Everybody knows Dave. I'm
around Dave when I when I go to different things,
I don't want to be looked at like, uh, you know,
(51:10):
I'm going against the grain or or that's the one
that you know, like, I really don't folk with people.
I respect everybody as a comedian and I love everybody
as a comedian and for the simple fact that we're
all family out here just trying to make people laugh
and bring people together. However, the lack of understanding and
the lack of knowledge in the special when it's being
brought forth to a massive people, does insight uh an
amount of feelings uh that that you know make you
(51:34):
feel like, well, well, he's picking on us. You know,
he doesn't really like us. He doesn't he doesn't care
about us. Look at it, he's saying all kinds of
wild ship about us. You know. But what I wrote
is you go back to slavery man you think about
one of he just chose that that commedian because he
just brings more attention to him, and you know it
maxing the start that he was because he touching stuff
(51:56):
that people other are phras of touch. I think, you know,
it's funny. I thought about that, and I think that
that could be a potential two for the subject or
if you dive deep into it, deeper into it as
an art form. Here's a man who really just wants
to understand and he just wants to express right or
wrong his opinions. And I'm not saying that he's right,
(52:17):
but I am saying that, I'm not saying start with
it again. Some pussy which one stopped that was on
our show. Who I don't think he would exit, he would,
he would start might actually have pussy. You never know, Okay,
but there is you know there are trans women that
that do though. However, yeah, it's handcrafted. How do you
(52:42):
feel about Netflix, uh suspending six LGBTQ. They didn't do that,
They didn't. You couna news they said that that was
Netflix came out and said that that was false. And
I believe netflex it was the fake news, and I
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think it was fake news unless I heard from someone specifically,
what I guess, I don't know. You know, the one
thing I try not to do is speak on stuff
I don't know. That's the thing. And I'm here to
get educated, so I know, before I leave to that,
I want to I wanna let's go over each alphabet.
Are you familiar with all the alphabet? Let's go one
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by one and tell us what each one is. But
those who out there who don't know what does alphabet means?
And I mean, they are learning about the whole alphabet
from dish, but not neg to learn from. That's that's
the point. So let's learn it from a real person
that has experienced those things. You know. Let's start from
you know, it's a lesbian. Okay, what is a lesbian? Lesbian?
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This woman who likes woman lesbian? My sisters lesbian. What's
her number? Oh, she's in a relationship. Damn Yeah, be bisexual. No,
it's lb G t q I LPG. For goodness, gracious,
Michael blocks and all this time we forgot to be bisexual.
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Bisexual means that you're attracted to both male and females.
L yeah, oh say again, that's bisexual. Bisexual means you
attracting the male and female. Okay, bisexual LGB mostly girls
that do mostly girls. There's a lot of boys there.
So there are a lot of men that are bisexual actually,
but there's a stigma against men being bisexual. They don't like,
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they don't they don't talk about it. You know. The
issue is that they they face ridicule. Imagine being bisexual
and enjoying men and women, but there's a stigma against you.
If you enjoy men, you have a hard time dating
women now because you also like men, so you would
have to keep definitely have being greedy. I don't know
you like I don't know I I like like burgers
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and fries. Motherfucker is they're called being greedy. It's two
parts of a male ship. Okay, So we got the
lesbian and women that likes women, right and sometimes and
so some of those women that like women are some
of them like do someone feel like they are men?
That's gender identity. We're getting into gender. We didn't get
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to that letter yet. We're discussing since we added that
last week, right, I mean a month ago or two
years and I don't know, it's been a long time.
Chinese best friend, Chinese best friend. The movement Stonewall was
in the seventies Chinese best friend. Wow. Okay, all right,
so we're LB. Now let's go to geez gay. You
know what is brother, explained meybe my mind not know.
Gay is a man who likes men. And I'm so
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gay is only man is not women gays? Man? Yeah,
man lesbian his women. But you know, but that term
that that the term gay has been an umbrella term.
People have used it as an umbrella term to describe
both gays. But but it does, yeah, it does overshadow
lesbian gay. Okay, what's next? LGB T T right transgender Okay,
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that'll be you. That's me transgender some two letters from
transgender animal lesbian m T L right, I'm a lesbian TAM.
There you go. Q Queer trans breakdown. Transgender transgender transgenders
is associating yourself with uh, the gender that you were
not assigned at birth, or identifying yourself with neither gender
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or both genders. So is it a blame for that
we blame any money for this? Like the God made
a mistake? Like No, I don't think so. I think
that it's more of a chromosometal biological situation where it's
more of a brain chemistry thing. Because you know, many
many scholars that have identified the brain chemistry of a
trans woman and a cis gender woman, just which means
a woman who was born and assigned female who also
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identifies as female. They saw no difference in the brain chemistries,
you know, in accordance with their association with a male
sis gender brain. So there's so much science behind this.
I think the people that go against the grain and
say like, well, this is just some ship you woke
up and felt one day. You've never done the math,
you've never done the science with the research, and all
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the research you've done is biased. We are biased creatures
by nature. A lot of us try really hard to
be non biased. I try to be non biased, but
we have how we feel because how we were raised. Right,
Like in my writings, I have this analogy and I
don't know if I could recount it off the top
of my head because I just wrote it earlier. But
when you're in school and you're a child who misbehaves
in class and the teacher can't seem to get you
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to sit down and take the lesson right, the teacher
becomes frustrated. Right, but the counselor. The counselor sits down
with you and they try to identify your day to
day life. They try to identify your home life. They
try to identify who you are as a person, so
they can get down to the root of the problem,
which is why you can't sit down in class and
listen and take the lesson in right. I try to
consider myself a counselor as a comedian as far as
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the lgbt Q I a community is concerned, and less
of a teacher an educator, because I'm not just trying
to throw these terms at you. I'm trying to find
out who you are and explaining in a way that
you can understand how it affects you and where exactly
you stand in this whole situation. It's two different forms
of care. So we're l b G Now we're cute.
Next Strangena, she just explained to you, best friend, I
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have a lot of transmission problems. I put in do
you want to go freaking d fight right away? I
can go up to the mountain. Let time. I got
really offended. I took my car to the shopping ship
and the guy said, what you got as a training problem? No,
I have training problem in my car. Yeah, it's my business.
Motherfucking He's like, no, I'm talking about the vehicle. I said,
all right, it's a fisher. When I suck out my
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Q Q? Is it queer? Get offended by that? Right? Train?
Like queen? Which one train? Nigger? Trainees like saying nig
and it's a porn term. I say, this's on stage,
it's I don't like the word training is offensive. It's
a porn term. Like you want to introduced if you
you want to introduce your black friend Keisha? Is you
have any friend Keisha? Would you? That's right? So don't
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call me a training in a frozen fluod section. And
I'm just trying to go shopping like everybody else. But
queer is also offends, not offensive, including queer the whole world.
What is it's like an umbrella term pretty much. And
I think queer is just somebody who's kind of just
in the ether. They don't really identify with with any
maybe all you know, quere's someone who's just not straight. Okay,
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they just yeah, yeah, they just they're just not straight.
They just want everything. They just greedy. They want you
keep whatever. Okay, not greedy, whatever it get, they did
whatever they're attracted to today. It might be this tomorrow,
might be this to moment. So that's almost like bisexual almost.
I didn't relate it. Yeah, well sort of. See when
you think about a bisexual person and according to a
trans or a pan sexual person, someone who's bisexual, uh,
(01:00:09):
I could say, like only trying to the male or female.
Someone who's pan sexual may say, let me try it
to male, female and trans people. You know what I mean.
It doesn't matter. I like dick, I don't care if
it's on a woman or a man. I want it,
you know what I mean, It doesn't matter. So that's queer.
That's cute. I intersect. We discussed this. You're born that way.
You can't help that a lot of problems with being intersex,
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with with with society is that when children are born
that way, they are to undergo certain surgeries and without
consent of the child. You see, the parents will will
will go for it or sometimes right. I think the
Wayne Ways child she's transgender. I don't know if she's
intersexed to want something. I think she's trans she's a
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trans female. I intersex. Okay, it's born that way, born
with both. Oh, that's why you can have dick in ovaries? Wow?
Can you? Is it possible to fund yourself? Only if
you're a piece of ship you can go fun yourself.
I'm just playing. Nobody's gonna be hocking. No, no, no.
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If you have both have fall, you can have a
dick in ovaries. Bro. People are born with six fingers,
six toes sometimes right, right, people born with different things.
When has the water ever been clean? You know what
I mean? You can have all kinds of things happening
with you on the inside. You don't know dicking ovaries,
It don't matter. Intersect. I can get into sect. It's
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like too many people. They have so many people, A
lot of people intersect. I don't learn so much. Is
there any other letters? A sexual tried to anybody? What
the fun you're not tried to anybody. Nobody does it
for you. Not you have no sexual attraction with anyone.
You don't, so you don't know about it. You don't.
You just jerk off, hurt yourself. I think that there's
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a I think that there's a level of masturbation as
an a sexual person, you just don't have a sexual
feelings towards anyone. But I'm not said people all did it,
don't really want to suck nothing. Yeah, there's people have
to really want to know. Motherfucker's mother without liver than
ply today, mothers, fathers. I have never been to the
that time me call somebody a fatherfucker, fatherfucker. You're that.
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Maybe a lot of women are fatherfucker's. The man they
got a husband and they got kids. They fatherfucker's. You fatherfucker, motherfucker.
Fuck you. I'm gonna tell using fatherfucker, you your fatherfucker.
I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell my lady that because
I'm my father, you sucking me, you're number the fatherfucker.
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Fuck you, bitch, your fatherfucker. You just give me my credit,
give me, just give me that, as Pink Fox says,
and then say what fine, So at me because I
got a little confused. I remember you told me before.
You told me as a child when you was four,
and you said, I just didn't know. You don't know.
You go with your brain, chemistry, whatever your brain is
telling you. Your brains this female, you go with female
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and then someone then the outside world comes in and says, no,
you are this thing. And now you have to say, oh, ship,
let me adapt to what it means to be this thing. Yeah,
but when you soon use four years solo, you told
the kid like, hey, I want a boyfriend. Yeah, I
want to be Yeah, I want to be your girlfriend
or we I want you to be my boyfriend whatever.
Like you're in the school year, you just want to
be like your homegirls. Okay, you told him I want
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to be I was confuted. You said you want to
be a boyfriend. You meet a girlfriend, no, I said.
I was like, oh, I like you should be my boyfriend.
Ah yah. But then now you're growing, but you still like,
well I'm grown now. Yeah. I didn't really like boys.
That wasn't my thing. I was just trying to be
like my home girl. Okay. She was like, oh my god,
this boy is so cute. I'm gonna telling him that.
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I was like, oh, no, bite, not if I tell
him first. You know this type of ship. Yeah, I
mean I gotta. I got of course I could tell.
And so I mean you're saying it's time where you
like you just make it like we even all of that,
how you like it? But your hair has grown Yeah,
my hair grown out, but I've definitely had weed before.
I still get hair. Can you imagine she's as bad
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as bitch? I'll show you pictures. I send pictures to you,
show pictures whoever's editing this. We'll get some pictures to
y'all with me fully dressed and everything when I'm like bad.
You know. Yeah, you know why because I as a
female comedian. A lot of the time, it's hard for
men to look past short skirts, low cut tops, things
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like that and get the funny. That's an issue. If
you talk to any female comedian, they'll tell you that's
an issue sometimes getting past the look so that you
can actually hear the jokes. And what I found is
it's just easier for me when I'm still in women's clothing.
I'm selling a women's shirt, v nap, selling women's jeans
for me to just dress. Michael Blockson has those jeans.
I believe it not as not assculous. And then when
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I wear those, I leave my dick at home because
it's not gonna fit in them. That I got mine
in the book bag right now, the bag so that
we learned so much to that man, specially say, hey
got his fucking lessons on his lgb qt A. Hey,
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you know what you said it out of order, but
it doesn't matter because you got to let us right
l It's for the way you. I can't wait to
come and see your stand up. I definitely want to
check it out. She's talking a lot about your personal life.
I do I do I get on stage the first
words out of my mouth or I'm transgender. And if
you can't tell him, it's the pills are working. I'm
getting my money's worth. How's your tennis coming in? Nice man?
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He's a mine that looks like can I'm gonna guess
with your broadside because it's really good. I'm good at
guessing tenny sides all right, camera can see that. But
I don't want to show nipples. No done, you are
like you're not that big though, you're like a thirty
six c yeah, that was right, motherfuckerologist thirty six seed
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motherfucker thirty six and grewties. I got no surgery, man,
I got no no work on my body. Nothing. You
didn't take no pills. I take shots, okay weekly and pills.
I take tea blockers. So she's a transgender and a lesbian.
That's what I'm She's two and one. I'm just a
lesbian and was the last letter. I don't like anybody
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a sexual? No, I like everybody. Set for it, man,
I like all women. So what letters that I'm just
for greedy? Yeah, g for greedy? Right, Well, thank you
for joining us, man, I have so much fun and
we today so much the whole world. You're my new
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bit for me on my new world, the whole world learned.
See Chinese breastfriend out of all them? Let us which
when you think you are? If you was to get
closer any I'm lesbian. Don't be a lesbian either, motherfucker lesbian?
Is anybody that like women? I like women? What are you? Chinese?
Best for you? I am a less be unto. I
don't have a choice, Michael Block, thank you for joining us.
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