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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Calgary Audio. What's up Mother Soca is Welcome to another
episode of Mother Soccer Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson
with the most I'm here with you. Uh guy from
another continent, Hey, Chinese best friend, Thanks again for listening. Guys,
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whoever you are driving home, driving home from work, or
driving to work, just driving to the club, or going
to cheat on your wife, or driving home to cheat
on your husband, Uh, wherever you're going to, I'm not
sure what you're driving to. What if you're driving with
bad intentions, I hope the cops pull you over right now.
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Fellas if you're going out there right there to go
cheat on your wife, I hope the cops pull you over. Mike,
you're not gonna believe this story. This one guy, he
drives a big Greek truck. He got caught for overspeeding,
and he messaged me. He goes, I was listening to
your podcast laughing like motherfucker, and then I didn't know
it was overspeeding. He got a ticket, so well, I'm
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freaking responsible. No, we're not. I told him already, we're not.
We can't be responsible for as slow as this show is,
how does it make anybody speed I guess he was
laughing like crazy, is it you're on drugs? Ah? He
wasn't on drugs. He just got a speeding ticket. But
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if you're listening to the car right now, if you
are on the way to the clinic because you callote
clam media from cheating your wife, I hope the cops
pull you over right now. My good Everyone that listens
to our podcast probably a cheater. There are some faithful
people out there, Chinese best friend, Yeah, me, you are faithful?
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You are? You are? Are you faithful about choice? No?
Oh yeah, so you almost said faithful for because I
have no choice? How about that? What's that? Does that
make sense? I am a faithful because I have no
choice or else my whole family will move to Hungary
and I gonna end up being alone with no child.
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And what would you do if your wife and the
baby leaves? What would you do? Would you just cry
all day? I won't even come here anymore and black
sorry my depressed. I miss a little fucker running around
the house. Oh man, that's sweet man. Yeah see, now
you make me want to have a little Chinese baby. Yeah, Mike,
when are you gonna have a Chinese baby? It's impossible.
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I'm too black with a big dick. It's nowhere. I'm
gonna have a Chinese baby. I can't believe you're going
to another therapy session again. It's the show, because yeah,
it's gonna be This one's gonna be very intense because
we're like not in the best terms right now. So
you're not. Oh that's perfect, that's actually good drama. Is
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good drama. You love drama, don't you, Chinese best friend?
Michael blacks In the whole world, You're the African king
of comedy. The whole world is watching you like a
goddamn microscope. What's Michael Blackson doing today? That's what they
all do, Mike, and unfortunately, Michael Blackson, you are a
Michael Jackson. Now you are a just in my village. Man. No,
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you're not Mike. You're famous all over the world. I'm
not a Michael Jackson. I think they're comparing Drake to
Michael Jackson. Oh yeah, did you hear about that they had?
I don't I think that's that's going with two of
a board. Okay. I don't even think Drake think he's
as big as Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson is in a
class by himself. Yeah, because everybody loves him from every
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single world wide. Blind people, Michael, I mean people that
don't even speak, muted people, blind, green everything. No people,
Michael Jackson is the is from seventies, eighties, nineties, two thousands. No,
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he died in two thousand. But right, we're still talking
about now. Drake just came out in the last ten years.
I wonder where Michael Jackson from fucking five generations Jackson,
Come on, man, there's no comparison. So if if fucking
DJ envy and looking for something to talk about, that's
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nowhere to go with. That's go where you can't compare. Okay,
they're better comparing Drake to like maybe Chinese best friend
Michael Blockson, I ain't that famous. You're very pre famous
on my podcast. You're the second biggest name on this
podcast Chinese. That's right. Well, it's a sack a name
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by default. We don't have an any other choice. Three
of our blocks AND's angels got deported to Canada. What
the fuck, Michael Blacks We dressed like our girlfriends are
on period today today. Yeah, I'm feeling red. Todate, man,
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I didn't I didn't know you was gonna wear red.
I no idea I was gonna wear red either. I
just don't wear red. This is red, very custom made.
It just came from Nigeria a few days ago. I
loved those Romanda my Nigerian guy. This guy, I love
this office. This is bigging for Sachi man. I think
about you're gonna say fifty thou a year? Easy? Easy?
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It's really sharp. You like it? Oh? I like it?
Can I get some or do I have to lose PUDs?
You have to just lose some stomach because it has
I would wear that all day. We'll be matching, like
freaking the Chipmunks something or chick Monks did match with Jabba,
but just different colors. You can't wait to say, why
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not we have to wear If I'm gonna wear red,
you gotta wear blue. Motherfucker. I'm not getting funded about
the wrong gang. So you're right, because right there were
both like, hey, we are both who's gonna die today?
Yeah I'm not. I'm not wearing this ship Crush and Slauser. Motherfuck.
Maybe we'll just make the red a little bit lighter pink. Maybe, yeah,
because you know, if he mix up red and white,
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you get pink. Right, you know if you mix red
and bleach you get pink that if you mix blue
and yellow you get green. Really, yes, I didn't know that.
Do you know any other collegue who mix up to
get a certain color. If you mix black and white,
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you get Michael Jackson, get Barack Obama. Bring my my
next guest, motherfucker. We forgott to talk about the news.
That is the news, motherfucker. Drakeman compared to goddamn, is
the biggest news in the world. World. All right, we'll
talk about news and talk about music. I gotta bring
up my next guest. Okay, I'm excited. I'm very excited.
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I met her a few years ago. Very talented and
it is Victory kiam Kiman Kimani. That's what I want
to Kimani. Okay. She's from We just talked about Barack Obama.
She's from the country. But rock father is from Hawaii.
I thought Barack Obama was from Hawife. His father is
no Hawaiian. Where's your father from my nigga? Yes, she's
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from Ka from Nairobi, Kya. She's a trail blazer alright.
She's known as a trail she's known as a trail
blazing East African queen. She said, oh, she's a singer
as a songwriter, she does it all and she must
be a goddamn actress to her new single Remedy trapped
two weeks ago, go and support it right now is
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a fourth studio album. That's right, Spirit Animals on fourth
studio album called Spirit Animal is available on every digital platform.
All right, wouldn't get it? The girl's talented. Actually was
featuring one of music videos. I saw that one. Well
when your Rose Royce. Yes, you were in the garage.
I was in the garage. Yes, But she's very talented,
very beautiful lady and gentlemen with Victoria Building whoa Victoria
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Kimani Hey. I saw her perform the other day at
the Afro Beat Place at the party. It was a
she was just chilling. That was a great one. I
love that place, Mike. I like the African scene. Everybody's
so happy. You should have been an African Chinese best
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what happened? There's no fights? No, he's so peaceful. Everybody
wanted like high five. Yeah, no body fighting, just a
good time, great time. You used to fight? No? No,
I mean you know the clubs every time. Welcome to Victoria.
I seen you in a while you, um well, you
got back to l A. Yep. How is Kenya? Let's
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talk about Africa, man, that's how I give about Okay, yeah,
Mike goes there a lot. I'm not gonna say America,
but let's just talk about Africa right now. Okay, okay,
how is Kenya? Kenny is beautiful, It's beautiful, beautiful. We
have um well, during the pandemic, there's been a curfew.
So yeah, everyone's in the house by ten pm. That's
how I was then. I mean hopefully's changed then, right, No,
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it's still now sew on curfew right now. We need
that curfew into unit. The castle ship is going on
with Yeah, it's retarded and honestly, it just feels like
a ploy, very corrupt. Is there everybody dying there too?
Or no? No, not really. People are dying though, but
it's not like as bad as some other places United States. Mike,
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I'm sorry, I think I just saw an alien spaceship
right there, Like it's an alien spaceship. That's a reflection
of the light right there, look a big one ship.
I just witnessed an alien spaceship, that alien spaceship. No,
it's not, Mike, that's a goddamned spaceship. Spaceship. It's a balloon.
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Best friend, Yeah, I thought it was. I thought it
was seven seconds of my life. I'll never get batory.
Michael blox and I've been watching a lot of alien
stories and how Elon Musk was to be fair and creepy.
It looked like one kind of Yeah, that's just a
birthday balloon dinosaur. Well, welcome back to Los Angeles. We've
been doing while you're here. I've been recording. I've been
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getting ready to launch my album, which is coming Friday, Yeah, Friday,
on Friday. What's the album about? Is it? Like, is
it one specific topic? You are? It's just life. I'm
all over the place. It's called spirit animal. My spirit
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animal is a zebra. Howcome we tail? Where do we
go to know what your spirit animals is? Something? Oh? No, No,
you just have to think about the attributes of certain
animals and then dissertain. I think you choose our own animal.
You can if you think you identify with a particular animal,
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So you identified with a zebra, I think it's definitely
you know, like the zebras, Like it's not the King
of the jungle, but it's like fucking special, Like it's
something you want to man, baby, it's what the lions eat. Zebra,
that's what the lions eat. Is that what the lions eat? Everything?
Are greedy? Lions are like a fat bitch. Just just
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when yeah, what would your spirit animal be? A man?
You get the juice? Oh yeah, Mike, we want to
hear it was you as next motherfucker. No, I don't
want to. I want to hear you what the animal?
Let me see, I'm a nice loving what's a loving animals?
An animal always sing? Oh dog? No? No, wasn't and
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on this cartoon is always just a lovey dovey. Maybe
I'm a rabbit. I like the funk all the time?
Maybe oh yeah all the time. Yeah, Like maybe I
could be a dog to like a dog. She's a
zebra zebras a half have people to be a high
rabbit and have dog. Wow, wow, that's that sounds like
something might be a cat. I ain't a kid, motherfucker?
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And what are you one of my Do I have
a choice? Whatever? What do you identify with? Like, like
I think I want to be like a crocodile or something. Wow,
I don't like the doctor a little. People you're talking
to like two hundred thousand people every day. Doesn't mean
he likes it though. I've never heard listen to her
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podcast really much like because I can't like I get
irritated by my own voice. That's interesting, yea not, It's true.
I don't like this. I've never I don't never listening. Actually,
never listened to an episode of this show ever. And
we were like on episode number thirty something. No, I
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haven't listened to it today. It's pretty funny. I'm not you.
You can't pay me to listen to myself. It's really
funny thing I like to watch myself, Dude, I don't
even like watching my staying up. God, I just hate myself. Mike,
watch your time. You're shocking, You're funny. Thanks JNS. Thanks
for your approval. I watch your four of your three
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of your shows well in personal Yeah, I was there
with you, Mike. Remember you drove from to someplace in
like Inglewood. Mike, you gotta open a special like now
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Michael blockson, but you do anytime. I mean, I think
you're the funniest life right now. Thanks for best. I
appreciate it, but I am doing for special I should.
I should probably do it right you are do like
super Dude. I'm gonna do it for the year he's out.
I'm gonna shoot it. The thing about it, I had
shot one. I was gonna put it out. I shot
it right before the pandemic, and then it became not
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relevant anymore. I'm so I'm the type of comic that, like,
I'm very current. So you have anything, I mean, if
anything coming out, it has been so very current, like
you know, a few months current, So that's specially. I
shot that in December of like nineteen oh yeah, and
then sucking March, there's a whole pandemic over. I can't mean,
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but it's okay. People will still pay for it. I
would have to put that out. You gotta be something later,
but I have to do something on the pandemic. My
material right now on what's going on in America right
now is Dope is Hype is the funniest ship, Like
I think it could do like a four hour special.
I've seen you two hours one time. I'm not gonna
mister you, and you've been touring this whole pandemic like
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you haven't stopped anything, but no, no, no, we stopped
from March to July kind of like went back in August, right.
Pandemic was like March and then we started, like I
think the whole world is really waiting for you. Che
best friend about her album that's coming. She's gonna her
album is really good. I heard that one we want
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he heard the remedy. Yeah, thank you, go ahead, that
was it? Also, Ac, what's your favorite song? Because everybody
had you have that? I have a favorite joke. I
know you have a favorite song. Oh man, that's hard.
There's sixteen. I love all the sixteen songs. Um Born's Donna.
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It's the first one on the album. That's one of
my favorite. Roses is the last song. That's one of
my favor favorite. I got a song on there with
Katie from Ghana. Um. There's one with Give Me a
Laddy called Spider, which I freaking love. Um dang, there's
a lot. I'm sorry you got I need at least
like top seven. Favorite seven is like seven my favorite number?
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All right, you wan to run them down? Remedy. What's
remedy about? Remedy is baby? Please give me the remedy,
give me the ecstasy. You know, it's like you're a
girl like I don't want to say Beggy, but you
know she's like pleading with the guy, like give me
that ship that I don't get from everywhere else, you know,
like give me the remedy. Is wow. Well, I mean,
you know it could be that if that's what it
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is for, it could be that infinite fact, that's what
everything the whole thing. Yeah, give me the remedy, the
remedy record, whatever the remedies for you. So remedy um,
give me money. With Bellish Murder, he did the cash
Cashop number, you know, the Cashop song Gosha. Yeah, it's
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a huge song. He's afrobeat song right now. Okay, So
Bellash Murder, Long Distance with Katie Spider with Yemi a
lad Um born Stunna Roses. It's I'm a Piano. Are
you familiar with I'm a Piano? It's like the wave
right now. It's actually literally what everybody's vibeing too in
the continent. It's like the South African thing. Yeah, it
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is very South African. So I featured Lady Do, who's
like one of the biggest I'm a piano artists, um
and the last one but not least the seventh favorite, Oh,
most Wanted, Most Fire. Yeah, it's talking about you know,
being the ship and thinking that you're like just believing
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in yourself. It's a very confident boosting album. So if
there was a theme, might say that would be it.
Like it's just you're on your ship, you're talking your ship,
You're there's love in between, there's romance and between, but
for the most part, you're you're digging yourself do out theme.
It's a Fisher. When I saw at my Patreon page
is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and to work
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be sensor about the social media companies. I would also
be sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here first see
you on Patreon. Your mother sawcus So as an audis
what is your your goal? Because what I heard, I
mean you're big in your country, right, Uh, you know
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you're baking noise all of Africa. Is your goal is
to like make it in America? Like what do you think? Yeah,
that's everybody's goal. Once you have a song that's big
in America, you're big in the whole world. Like you
can have one song that pops off and then suddenly
you're on tour in China or like you like anywhere,
just because because Americans America you are. It's good to
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be so so weekend the conclusion that America it's kind
of likes everything. So yeah, you don't you don't feel
like you have really made and made it to Americans.
Know you how you feel? I feel like that's like
all right, I don't want to get too deep into it,
but it's just for some reason that that white co
sign is like everything too, even to African people. When
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people see you doing things in the white man's country,
it seems to be like the biggest ever. Oh now
we can support you. Now they start claiming you as
that's ours, like the Lupiza effect, you know, like Lupizza
got the Oscar and she started doing all these huge films.
You know, there's a lot of Kenyans. Suddenly they were like, oh,
she's ours. But prior to that, it's like y'all were
really supporting like that. But anyway, that's just for example,
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get the approval of America. America. America, I mean, hate
the thing about it. I mean, Africa's we are hot
right now, we are the hottest. Everything we do, they
want to be part of it. And that's why. That's why,
you know, those guys just be but them mind coming
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along and doing some words. Kid Drake Dumbond doing stuff
thing you know, Chris Brown doing don't stuff with dvdo
all those guys because we are hot, you know. So
it's the vibe. It's very undeniable. Like you can't listen
to any African music for the most part, even the
older music and not dance like it's very It reminds
me of the reggae back in the nineties. Yeah, it's
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a very peaceful place everything. I mean, I think, I
think what it is is like you know, a lot
of African music. I don't want to call it like escapism,
but we like we need to escape our problems with music.
We need something to make us dance. We need to
something that we forget about what you're going through and
just come dance. That's the vibe. So that's the reason
why you know, people don't really think about the Africans bestairs.
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Even there's a few songs that talk about the struggles,
like the one Techno did with the another but whatever anyway,
but I feel like whatever the use my money, that's
nothing to do with that, just like what Nira did
with the with that song, doing that, that whole thing
with Nigerian what's going to right? But even so it's
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still up temple, You'll still be dancing or even if
you go far back. It's like fella cutie right, he
was making politically, but you still definitely dance like that.
Mike do he he made one it's called tumble. You
had not doing nothing else. I was talking about dick
motherfucker like I thought you were talking about used to
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play with Charles Berkeley. All right, let's let's top we'll
name let's name our top five afri Be artists. Right, Okay,
that's tough. It's gonna be tough, your top five, and
then will go to all of who's to use night
number one. Let's go, Let's just pick five f us
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no particular obviously, Bernard Boy, obviously, Whisky obviously, David because
that's what everyone talks about. And then we'll do the
other two that you think me myself of course obviously
I would I would have to say m hm from
East Africa. You can put Diamond in there. You can
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put him in there, Diamond from Tanzania. You can kill
him in there. Yeah, definitely top Uh you need more, right, um,
Casper and your vest South Africa. Um, there's millions. Ye,
she's huge, that's not twenty. I mean I'm just then
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because we had like seven now, but I've been naming
all of them. You need to you gotta you don't
know any Chinese's friend Mike is Mike. You gotta show
him more. I know, I'm you know, Um, I don't.
I haven't listened tons in then girl. Maybe I've heard
this song. I didn't know who it was. Okay, it's
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a guy. Yeah, um, you do you understand Swahili Belly
of the State. I ain't heard that a girl? So
have you heard it? Oh? Keati is dope? Keatie is amazing.
How about South Africa? Who named Casper? Here's a guy.
He's a guy, he's a rapper. I think he's incredible.
He's a dope performer. Is he better than the other
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guy that did that song recently? And he's like that
he had that really hot song right now. He's vocalistic, vocalist,
way different vibe way different, vibe way different. But I
mean Casper does. He does. I'm a piano too, but
he's a rapper, so he does, and then he's a
I don't know how to explain it, Casper. Casper has
performed on like sold out stadiums on his own seventy people. Yeah.
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Everyone I'm mentioning is like I've done something pretty pretty.
Um yeah, all of them. Because I mean, you name
those top three on God think gotta come out of
the top three between the video, whis Kid, Burna Boy,
you think those are the top three afro beat because
they're definitely on the worldwide. I would have to say
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that the Brennard just got really I guess when nominated
he win a Grammy that she got nominated one time
and then she would finally wanted Yeah he did winning
this ship, right he won? He didn't win, Okay, So
between Burner Boy, David and whist Kid, those are the
top three. I mean, did don't make a song every hour.
He's probably making a song right now. You know. Brendan Boy,
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I think came from like underground, and then Booll made
his way to the top, and then whiz Kid has
just like I mean you know he has just I mean,
right now, let's narrow it down. Let's just narrow it down.
It's down the three, let's down to two. So let's
let's take DAVIDO out. Okay, a right, and we're gonna
be started the movement. Well, I mean no, well, no, no,
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stay out of this one because I don't I don't
want I don't want problem. All right, so let's let's
trying to faked. Okay, Now we got the Yeah, we
got Whiskid and the body song, right, but how the
song of the body, um my body whatever with the
song is with Thames. I'm gonna going back to what
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that's the biggest song right now? Honestly like that that
really is in the song of the moment. So if
you want to talk about what's the biggest right now,
it's Whiskid period two years years, last year, it was Berna.
Right now, it's Wi. The year before that, it was
David becausember David had and then after that it was
Berna because he had Ya and everything else. And then
now it's definitely back to Whiz. So it'll be interesting
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to see who's next. But I'm trying I'm going back
to the big Afro beaks to me, you know, especially
being introduced to like America. It just happened in last
five years. You had a lot to do with it too.
I mean I've played it and I showed love to Wag.
But between Joanna and if I think those were those
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whether too? Probably yes, yeah, you know, because any's not
right now, if you're going to any club, any hip
hop club, they played Jowanna Joanna, If those I think
those two songs made the breakout, those two songs are
probably the most probably be blew up. But right now,
like this, this new song, right now, this new one
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with terms is definitely the biggest with whisky, yeah, definitely,
of course. And it was so hot that of course
just go on the remix that it remixing got on remix.
But what did What did you think about the song
the remix with Justin Do do you like his verse?
You know, I like it. I've never I've never really
cared about Justin b. Well I heard it. How do
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you feel about it? You like it? Okay? It kind
of introduced the a lot of the other race because
Justin gunning Bolt. See, it just helps the So how
do you feel about that? Like what are you ready
to hear um like other artists that are not Africans
do afrobeats or are you against it? You're not ready
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for it? You feel like, you know that's going to
happen though, right, because that's what happened to dance hall
when it became popular. Everyone thinks they can just get
on a dance hall beat. Now, that's so it's going
to happen. But for some reason, I feel like to
make it as an afrobeat artist, you know, like Africa. Yes,
you got to start there. I'll make your way there. Yeah,
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that's because my thing is like they're not gonna You're
not gonna really be You gotta get respect from the Africans.
You have to go out, you know what I mean.
It has to be um, don't you think even let's
let's say a lot of the kids, the African descent
kid kids like parents were born head, I mean, parents
came here, get birth to them here. They want to
be afrobeats, they want to do afrobeats. Nobody's showing them
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no respect. I'm not. You gotta go and grind it
out like Nia and them guys did. Yeah, it's a
really really really blow there and then you have that
support trickle down here. But then there's some ky is
like um like Routimie's song, for instance, in my Bed
that's yeah, that song blew up right, it's bigger it
did TV star, you know. Okay, so that actually have
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been different. You shot that video with Rutimi. That's son
of a forty eight million views. I like how he
gives you your props man, even your story. He's a
real best hype man. I love it. Ruthimi became platinum
thanks to you whatever. But I'm saying, Timmy, I think
he became a TV star first. I'm not. I'm not
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sure how easier with the bend if he would just
like I want to be this EFFROTB star from coming
out of nowhere. You know, I think power helped him
in and then owing money to fifty cent, I think
helped him. Remember that you owe me money, RUTHIEMI so
owing money to blows. I tried to borrow money, but
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Mike leave him, like Mike, it was close to borrowing
money from how much was trying? No, no, no, you
know this this happened like about a year ago. Fifty
cent you'll go out fifty cents, right, we'll go out
to a strip club. And he was like, you know
he haves he like order like ten tho dollars and ones.
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You get like five d of it right the next
you know, you'll wake up the next morning and like,
I think, Michael Blackston on me money. I actually you
got anybody with that? Yeah, you gotta be good. Interesting, Well,
let's see what what Let's see what an American artist
has to say about it. Committ all right, let's bring
our next guest join us. Let's see how you feel about,
(29:44):
you know, blowing up what it takes to blow because
I think blown up in America. I think it is
probably the most important thing to be world known. We
agree that even people in London want to be known
in America, you know what I mean. So America kind
of like suppose that signature, like are you gonna sign
you and let you know? You know, we'll let you
know if your star not. And it's it's so sad
(30:05):
because he put other people that almost like not give
you the extra love unless you're known America. That's the truth. Yeah,
I think the most talented people they migrate here. So
it is like you gotta eventually make your way here,
But you know, the cream of the crop rises up.
That's what I think about America. If you if you
really are amazing or there's something special about you, you
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will rise. You rise up American because American likes different
and nothing. That's why. That's how I made it, because
when I came, I was pretty much the only African comics, literally,
and they liked it. They liked that I was different,
a different subject, talk about something different. And then the
talent is there. You're still freaking hilarious, very much. But yeah, America,
you have to be different, don't you be like everybody else?
(30:52):
They see right through all the bullshit. All right, let's
bring out the next guests. All right, uh singer songwriter
vocal list originally from Los Angeles, raising New Jersey, but
now she's back in l A where she was born.
People always always welcome back. Natalie's in the building. Natalie,
not Talia, not Tally. I'm sorry, I went to a
(31:14):
public I see what from a deferent public school did
to me. I can't even read it right, it's just
sailing this guy. You dropped out of kindergartens, not Talia. Hey,
not talier. Um, You're good. We can hear you for
having me. You know what are you? Are you? Like?
(31:46):
Are you her spirit animal? You're a zebra? You mix
it like half and half or something. You're mixed. Let's
do the thing with the long tongue, A long long trunk, right,
you would think of the trunk first. I was thinking
more like because like an elephant's memory is really good.
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They're very sensitive. They are they're like a long as
something that they used to do things with Jesus black anything.
I'm not sure which tribe specifics ipe. That's what this
(32:29):
Africans dot Com ancestry is good. I did it so
right now you're just like there's no in in your family.
You're just black and black. I'm black and on my
mouth side I have Irish and my dad grandfather drink
a lot of beer because Irish would drink being right. Yeah,
(32:50):
so your mother's side is Irish and your dad is
all yes, Cherokee, Yeah, exact said a little baby here. Ship.
If you're a Cherokee Indian and you have a good
percentage on your DNA, you get like twenty grand a month.
Really well that's the or like the call your reservations
(33:13):
whatever that, Yeah, you get you get money if you
well you have don't you have to like live there
or something. It doesn't matter if you have the blood.
We have all the wrong. Trust me watch Discovery Channel
every day. That's not going to be on the You
know what makes me put the sleep is watching YouTube.
That's why you got the facts twisted because you were sleeping.
(33:36):
If if you have a good amount of DNA of
a Cherokee Indian, you're automatically getting way to get the
money from Chinese best food, the reserve where we lived
on the lamp, the Indians of power. Fuck Michael. Can
I just marry Indian? Yeah? And then you're gonna have
(33:57):
to collect money from the girl you marry. I'm saying
she that means she's getting money. If I marry an Indian,
can I get some money? But now you you cannot
get money because you married an Indian. Maybe the kid
maybe if you guys have a kid, Yeah, you can
just take the money from the really want to be okay,
(34:20):
So how's how's your how's your career going? How things going?
It's going. I've just been recording. Um. I haven't been
so quick to put everything out because I want to
do a lot of music to UM basically get into
movies at well, not necessarily the soundtrack. Um, she has
(34:46):
a very powerful voice. Mike, what's a lot of times,
I guess. I mean it doesn't matter what type of
movie are you? More like into a romantic movie than
that when you see your song going, I'm gonna movie
like popen because like I look at Sea, like, no
one really even knew what she looked like. It was
just she had sia. She had like really captivating songs
(35:08):
that got placed on the Twilight movie soundtrack. She's gotta
be rich, that's why Ilight this. Yeah, well that was
inspiring to me to see that because it wasn't about
her looking good or sexy. It was just no one
even knew what she looked like. But you're beautiful, so
you should thank you. But I want people to appreciate
me not for the beauty but for the sound, because
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the beauty is going to fade. Music won't fade beauty.
If you have tattoos of a rose and you get
like ninety years of nettle start falling over, you don't
have any tattoos. You know. If I this to me,
I have to get like white, don't you can do tattoos.
(35:48):
I want to tattoo. I want like the dark tattoo
Chinese best friend. I won't get like a Africa map
on my chest. My chest is so built like a
crackhead Chinnese to be Africa. I could like a fat
transfer meet like a half of the African map. Now
I could do the whole thing, or may just gone
maybe just one country at the time. Right, no one
(36:11):
c d look like if you just cry, what's up?
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So you're born in You're born in Los Angeles, went
to Jersey while who goes from Jersey from the Hot
to the Clear. Parents go there for my dad is
from Jersey. Okay, well part of Jersey. Jersey City, I know,
(37:17):
Jersey City make you feel homes. That's drive back. Jersey
City is a nice school, is right, it's Jerseity is
right before you get over that bridge to New York.
It's like right there, right? Was he close to the
Lincoln or Hollington the world? I always thought it was
(37:41):
strange that they claim Liberty, the Statue of Liberty as
New York, but it's really in Jersey. They always say,
oh New York, and yeah, it's in the water. It's
like New Jersey official New Jersey water, Jersey water. I
didn't know that. I did not do on the Statue
(38:02):
of Liberty. Was the Statue of Liberties owned by your
friends friends from France who Rudy Gilbert's families, they're from France.
Run they dropped it off from France? Did they come
from friends Liberty? I didn't know that it was made.
It was created in France. And the gift to the US. Yeah,
(38:24):
your motherfucker. Yeah, they owned that, Mike. They might represent
it anything they want. So why was it a gift?
To like for America's the latter man like? What was
the gift? Was it given a gift like a symbol
of peace? Also a piece after their revolution and to
honor our revolution and that they helped us. I had
(38:46):
no fucking idea. I'm seven corson heard how about the
seven regions of France to represents severations, friends, I didn't
know idea that this statue of liberty was the fucking
was a lady? And then, uh, what is that called
the Eiffel Tower is owned by? Was that a gift
(39:11):
to the Funk? I will see how actually got delivered
a gift from George Washington too? Why the Funk? I
listened to you everything I know? Mm hmm. Can you
believe that Michael in the Brooklyn Bridge was a gift
from where? Uh? Definitely, Chinese are always building bridges. You
(39:35):
are building bridges in Kenya as well. Yeah, trying to
build a bridge in Mike self. But I didn't bring
my tools to bridge your contract off the scot damn ship. Well,
we forgot about our sing our friend now that we're
talking about the damn Have you been there anyways? Have
(39:57):
you guys been there on the top of the I know.
I just waved to that bitch when I drifted when
I go to New York. Now that I know she's friends,
and now I know she canna friend, but we we Mike,
did you know the original color and nineteen hundreds was copper?
It was copper before, for real, God damnit, Michael Blacks's
(40:20):
best friend. I don't believe it because that the water
that made it look gingy, like that water and saltwater
give it a green petina over for a long time.
The same guy build the internal structure of the statue Liberty,
and then went on to build the aftertime. How was
(40:40):
it delivered? Was it like on a boat? On the
boat like a hundred different pieces? Oh, and it was
put together? How tall is that bitch? A hundred and nine?
That's a lie. I don't know. I mean, I'm trying
because she's in the middle of the water, right, a
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big passion. Can you want to leave that? It was
copper before? Michael Black Chinese besthroom. I was also baige, Okay,
when I was a baby, when I came out to
Oh my goodness, a lot of sun, a lot of rain,
change my complex albino when he was born. You was
you was a pail, You was a goddamn everybody's lighted
(41:23):
when they were born snow white. Huh three five ft tall,
which is not that tall throwing her five feet tall?
But when she's sitting in the water, do we see
the foot of it? I don't remember, but you look
(41:43):
it up. People see anything with her from the water
too down. How much of her body is in the
water right now? I don't know, Mike, Okay, what hang on?
Let me see. Oh, okay, she's underwater. We're in trouble.
(42:05):
That means it's global warming, Michael blow Let me see
what doesn't mean touching? How did she turn green? Just
like the waters flashing on? How long has the Statue
of Liberty bed in America? Hundred til windings and the
(42:27):
bitch still standing still there? Yeah, that's a faithful woman.
Man left that bitch this since eighteen hundred sixty seven.
She's still did. I cannot leave my grandfriend place for
ten minutes. He walked away out of my life. I
want a nice stiff chick like the Statue of Liberty.
Just even if she turns green, you're still I'll be
(42:49):
back in three That still there, like Mike, waiting for
I've been waiting eight and three hundred years. The liberty
is like a penny Michael BLUs in the color was
I didn't know she was paying? Yeah, she made out
of clay. What is it made of copper? It's not
gonna be mad at clay and last for those years.
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Copper is stronger than heavies. Yeah, it's stronger than steel,
like this is this? Is this? Yeah? Can you even
sing the star spangled Chinese best Friend? Let's go? I
could sing it, but I am not the gifts today?
(43:30):
You seeing it for us? That's such an interesting song.
It wasn't interesting, I feel like for a lot of artists,
no matter how well you know it, like you will
have a moment that you'll forget. It is right now
one of those. Can you sing it for us? Please, Mike,
(43:51):
She's going to sing then it's I'm ready for the stars?
Can you see by the done early? Who are sur
proudly hey at the Twilight's last clean me? I don't
(44:20):
know wow? Can you see? Can you sing that? Can you? No?
You don't know it? See what had happened was in
the rockckets, red changed, the bombs bursting in the gay
(44:40):
boo to the night that flag was still there. Oh,
say does that star spangled banner? Wait? Go down the land?
(45:05):
Oh can't you see by that star light delight? Got
the car light delight? So proudly we have probably we
have the star Line's last glaime, the last game lead
through his fair Reller's lines. What's the random we rads
(45:30):
this Stunn and the rocks that burst through the spoof
to my life that my stars? Should we do it?
Star that sounds gave way and then up the free
(46:02):
ter prass Michael Blacks. The United States Embassy is going
to revoke your literally going to send you back. And
yeah in the Statue of Liberty, that is that song
supposed to mean like we are your safe space because
(46:22):
they need to they need to figure that out. Yeah,
we have a lot of hard working United States Army
protecting us every night. Yeah, and that was free right,
there's no attack in the United States. My grandfather was
a United States World War two prisoner of war appeal
w Yeah, nineteen forty two. He served that My mother
(46:46):
was born, was born on Christmas of nineteen two. Yeah,
he was prisoner of war. Still alive, Oh, he passed away.
I used to drive into the veteran's office. Yeah, I
get checked out right there on Plumber Street and to
get checked up. I get checked up. He lived like ninety.
(47:09):
That's good, you lived his life. Yeah, how long you
want to live to best? I just want to live
to like, uh, you know whatever, as long as I
could walk. So you start walking, you're ready to die.
You got a little electric wheelchairs? Now you don't want
(47:30):
to be in one of those? No, no, I mean
I don't mind, but I think I could walk for
a while. I don't play sports. My my joints are fine.
How you won't live long, like hundred years out? How
would you want to be I kind of see where
you're coming from. Like, I don't mind living old, but
I want to be able to take care of myself.
I want to still. I want to still hide. Yea,
(47:54):
I have a good family. You know you can be
boring living at ninety and you have no grandkids running
out of the house. I think, I think me as
long as my dick work. But when they stopped working,
and I don't want the women feel the same, Like
when you're coaching stopped getting wet? Do you want to
just don't want to live anymore. So women have better
(48:15):
things to live for, like grandkids out of town. You know, man,
just a man, my dick, stop working and get me
out of here, right. But if it starts working, there
should be like some medicine by then that can help
revivee it. You know, I'm talking about lighting mother just dead.
It's dead. I'm sure you can get you can get
(48:35):
another one. You can. These days, you can reconstruct anything
like people are getting like vaginas and digs and all
the time. You can do it for general rejuvenation. People
who yeah, there's rejuvenation, and then there's the women are
doing that. Then when they're trying to find a new
relationship and go get a whole new vagina, have you
have you and then you got revenation. No, I give
vagina rejuvenation all the time. Oh my god. Okay, I
(48:56):
think the best way to do that is just eat
better one and everything is better now. He said, you
got a little dick. You don't do no damage what
he's doing. But most people that are, they're having problems
down there is just years and years of backup of diet.
So if you decide, if you decide to cut out meat,
(49:18):
you're never going to lose your heart on You're never
gonna lose Can you cut me out meat? Okay, yeah,
chickens definitely meat. I think if you have your own
source of like a chicken farm, not going to like
we need to have a chicken, you to steroids, like
a real chicken farm, like the chickens in Africa. We
(49:42):
saw a rooster the other day when you went when
I saw a rooster, not the fucker that wasn't a rooster.
That was a good No. I saw a rooster another time. Woster. Yeah,
we saw a goat outside in Tampa. That's a goat
in West Hollywood. Michael, I had checked my GP as
make sure I wasn't in village in Ghana. So he's
(50:04):
gonna run out of gas the same place. A run
of gas two and a half years ago, the same place.
That's that spirit it's like a year ago, and then
you sure your ancestors aren't. You can never go to
that had I had a two and a half years
but it was it was like last year, I think.
But if you run out of gas in the same spot,
that's spiritual. So you are right your spirit angel Mike
(50:29):
is a goot Mike your spirit. I mean people eat rabbit.
You said you're rabbit people. I would say rabbit because
rabbig just like to just I mean, you're a good
there's a sign. His name was Brady Facts. That's a
(50:53):
good one. Actually he's a crocodile. You're an elephant, and
I'm a zebra. Wow vibes. Well, if it wasn't a
zoo right now, I guess i'd be dead friends, right
because the water, by yourself, they're gonna eat. They don't
put goats in the dude. Oh yeah, I'm saying what
I'm saying. When the when the animal, when the tiger
(51:14):
is ready to eat, either fucking got the water, you
get out of the water water leopard, crocodile So that
Instagram today, No, you know a crocodile they could get
anything they can out. If you're a leopard, though, motherfucker,
(51:38):
you become a blue pail of shoes. But there's a
crocodile like it it's a baby window behind his back
and child Okay, if it's a baby crocodile. Question, the
elephant is so huge? Kind with the elephant, right, they're
actually the king of the jungle. They say that line is,
(52:00):
but it's really the elephant. Has that been a fight
between elephant and line yet? No, they don't ever know. Yeah,
the only people that are elephants are human beings because
they're the ones trying to take their because lines and
tiger they fight things that eat and kill. Right, they
probably don't want to eat an elephant anywhere, Like I
didn't know. It's too much food. They know not to
what if an elephant does die, they do come and
(52:23):
feed on the flesh, like have you ever seen? Like
I hate talking about this, but the only attack that
the week, ye, the elephant is not alive, all the
other animals will definitely come feast on it because flesh, well,
this skin is hard. They gotta get to the skin
for peasant skin. They got sharp teeth, we'll eat it.
I love elephants because they're known for the memory. They
(52:45):
don't ever forget, Like if you messed with them, try
to use them forget you right? Yeah, do you do?
You know there's so from Lion King? Can you sing
it for us? An elephant? How to kill how to
kill animals? Did they just do elephants just stomp other animals? That?
(53:07):
How to kill them? The stump right stampede or they
kick them for real? They want to up. Yeah, so
nobody fun with the elephant this whole time. And elephant
is the king of the jungle. No, it's not like
they're vegetarians. So that is yeah, and they're huge. You
(53:34):
gotta be kid of it. What's that big song for
lion king? That one? The other one in the jungle? No,
the other one? No, they're the one, the famous one,
circle of life, Circle of life? You know that? So
not enough to sing it? It would turn into a
(53:56):
remix original classic, Mike, what song do you want to sing?
She want to sing a classic song? Uh? Jenny Jackson?
They saw from the Pointed Justice about Whitney Houston. I
want to run? Do you know I want Jenny Jackson?
I want what's the poorted Justice soundtrack? Anytime anywhere, I'll
(54:23):
find you on the couch with Fred All. Oh that's
not how it goes. Another song, another song to mind?
How about the House is Not at Home? Do you
know that? So? I think that's a little before my time?
Oh yeah, she was born. Sorry. Who's your favorite artist?
We would want to your favorite artists of all time,
(54:48):
whether all time, your favorite of all time, Like I
would have to say if I had to just choose one,
mm hmm, it has not even not even the vocals.
Is just because her sound is so timeless, I would say,
shot it can you sing? Please? Shut it? Is one
(55:11):
woman that like she's like gotta be sixty something, but
she's just still going, what's something that's going to go
ahead and sing one? And she's waiting for your time
to mothersucker? She you know how the song? Can you
sing one for us? Please? Um? Sure, we have a
lot of talent today might go blossom the other episode
(55:35):
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(56:01):
like cherish the day? Like that? How about rise Up?
That's a good son, that's a good song. The biggest
music producer right here, pretty Mux arriving in the building.
So Shot, that's that's different. I ever heard that, who's
(56:24):
your favorite artist all time in victory to Honestly, it's
very tough, but like just the first person whose album
I can always listen to forever and ever. Just Lauren Hill.
Yeah I love Lauren Laurence from Jersey too. Oh yeah
you love Jersey Yeah goals man like just like even her,
(56:45):
even how her career set up, like she can disappear
for ten years and her music still is circulating, She's
still making money sound tracks. She don't have to like
do anything really, that's like you the goal, just create
one classic body of work that like outlives you. That's
that's literally like everybody you want to hear Cherish the
(57:06):
day you want to hear it? Please please, you're ull
in the way, then I'm moved and that breathe your
you only can priscue me, and that is my prayer.
(57:32):
If you're mind, if you're mine, I would didn't want
to go to have a Cherish the day I won't
(57:56):
go astraight won't be if right won't catch me running
rolling the way that I'm moved and breathe, you show
me how deep love can be. Yes, wow, can do
(58:23):
it like her? No, your voice is so beautiful simplicity.
Your texture is very very You don't hear your music too,
girl to play you some fool? That was bomb. You
look all serenaded. And that's how I feel like going
(58:44):
to church. I was crying internally, internally crying. Music is healing,
it really is. Yeah, fives, what's your favorite song of
all time? We said Hill song? Right, I said, Lauren
Hills his favorite artists, But like favorite song of all time,
that's very hard. That's very hard. In fact, she's so nice.
(59:09):
In fact, you should play it now. We need to
do Actually, I've been waiting to learn the dance, like
like come on, Mike, need to come to Kenya Tumbo Tour,
Like let's get it. Popping Luthers is my favorite singer.
Michael Black really with my father again, he made it.
(59:33):
U didn't he have his breakthrough through? Um the amateur night, right,
that's what he was doing the Apollo what Luther audition
on Apollo? Like that's how he got didn't. Laurence Hill
also didn't. Yeah, I was on there too, and they
(59:56):
almost moved me to and then everybody was telling me
that like the don't worry Lauren, and I was like thanks,
they don't even give it. They don't even give you
a chance to see to boot. So you know how
that goes. My name is Boo, I got the sweeping guy. Yeah,
the clown comes out. You don't want the clown to
(01:00:16):
come out. Same man saying, man right, the same man.
I can't go to the Apollo Chinese. They will boo you.
Was looking at you sometimes they don't like when you
look up our next single Chinese best friend boo. Yeah,
they boo you just because of how you look. They're like, oh,
we're gonna boom. Did you have that on? You gotta
(01:00:38):
go in there looking like would you dress like sexy
or something? That's where you got One of My arms
was broken, so I had a cast and then like
that's messed up put out casting. So they probably figure
out you just got to killing your ex boyfriend or
something with the broken art can man looking sexy or
(01:01:02):
either that probably you broke arm trying to sell some pussies.
Let's Buddhist bitch. Boom is there to to support and
he was like, don't invite me to these shows again
and wet spot someone. I can't get mad at the
boots there there to boost that. Steve Harvey that was
introducing you back then. No, it is m Tony Rock
he was the host one. Now. I haven't seen any
(01:01:26):
music of the Apollo. You want her to sing one
more zone for you before? I need him to teach
us with tumbo dance at this point? What's my favorite artist?
About time? I got? Probably Michael Jackson hasn't been Yeah,
who's your Michael black Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson probably guts
to be. Favorite comedian of autonomy? Is Eddie Murphy? Who
you have a favorite? Yeah? Yeah, my favorite comedia is
(01:01:51):
uh Michael Blackson. Yeah, like watching you. He's funny live.
I love it like the best. You're the best best friend. Yeah.
I didn't know he was a comedian before when I
made him. Wow, isn't Eddie Murphy coming out with the
movie Mike if he's still alive? No, he's coming out
(01:02:12):
in a movie something Shrink five. Michael, did you did
you cook today? I didn't cook. I haven't cooking a while.
I'm hungry. We have some food for you. Yeah, clothing statement. Well,
(01:02:33):
we have two beautiful ladies here today, one from different
parts of the world, East Africa and fucking New Jersey
and trying to get to East Aff're going to see
the elephants, right to go there for zo has two
of them. I went there. I'll be the person to
protests outside of the zoo naked with a sign free
(01:02:53):
the animals. Trying to go there again next week, don't go,
don't support the zoos. That you that's how you get Yeah,
it's the protest right now, Nick, I might get me
and my Dick will be arrested. Mother, Definitely, we don't
mind if I want to see like the real like
(01:03:17):
not necessarily in their habitat. I want to see them
that way too, but at least in a sanctuary where
they're not like miserable, They're not happy, and Junior is
gonna end up shooting them. She's worked for Peter, Mike,
don't know Trump Junior are gonna end up shooting them
the moment they go in a protective land. Why don't
know Trump Junior the motherfucker shoot all the animals his son. Yeah,
(01:03:39):
he's got photos of them, like the younger one. If
the liberty was alive, Mike, if the liberty was alive
and moving, Donald Trump Junior would have shotted already. She's
just saying luckily she's made of a coup. Well, thank
you all for joining us. Thank you give me can follow,
(01:04:00):
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m A and I follow me follow me Italian? What's
yours and mine is blue heart Child? Just like it's
blue heart child, blue heart b l U h A
r D c h I l D blue heart child,
(01:04:25):
hot heart heart. I said h r D. You said
yes heart, but I said a r T. She spells
a heart with a heart because I said I spell
a heart and she said yes blue heart child. Why
you chose? Why is that your name? Um? I was
speaking with someone that used to manage me and blue Face.
(01:04:49):
They were just like, you need to make it really
easy for people to find you, you know, like simple um.
But blue is um your crib, Like that's the color
of the throat chakra. The chakra is blue. And then
(01:05:09):
I feel like I operate from my heart. Everybody kind
of operates from a different child. I feel like I
am I operate from my heart. Wow, we found out
the statue of liberty is cover and our throat is blue?
What else is name? Discovery General Mothersucker Podcast. It's a
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