MyDayFriday: The Lost Episodes - Part 1 - My Day Friday

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
By now you've probably figured out that we are retiring
the Monday Friday Podcast and if you haven't heard yet, surprise,
Friday Friday Podcast is coming to an end on June two,
and we are going to celebrate by doing like a
live podcast down the Jersey Shore and you can sign up.
There's a link in the description of this episode. There
are spaces available as we record this. But as we

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were early on in the podcasts life we were switching platforms,
there was a bunch of behind the scenes things we
have to do in like nineteen episodes or so just
kind of got lost, yea. So we are going to
post a bunch of them right now. You're about to
listen to a handful, and then there's gonna be other
episodes to follow right on whatever platform you listen on
of chunks of episodes that are all from when baby Carla,

(00:47):
Marie and baby Anthony started this journey together. So as
we get ready to end the podcast, enjoy the beginning
of the Monday Friday Podcast. This is the very first episode,
April eleventh, fresh out the box. Stop look and watch ready,

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it gets said, It's Friday night and God, hey, I'm
Idiazalea and you're listening to Carla Marie and Anthony. It's
My Day Friday. Bitches. She said my name, she did,
she said Monday too. Don't why your selfish because I

(01:36):
am so what are we doing? Um? I'm not really
sure whose idea was this. I don't know. I think
it was together. We kind of drunkenly made this idea. Well,
here we are, so we need to be drunk to
do this, all right. So for those of you who
don't know us, my name is Anthony and I'm Carla Maurie.
And if you don't know us, I don't know why
you're listening to this podcast or how you found out
about it, But keep listening, keep listening. For the love
of God, keep listening. So this podcast, this is our

(01:58):
first one. Car it don't you tell him how this started? Well,
my Day Friday it means. It means craziness. I wasn't
actually there for the official start. I was there like
five hours later when you passed out, yes, and then
awoke and continued to do. What happens is we all
have hectic weeks out there. Yeah, it sucks. Everything kind
of sucks. Things mount up and by the end of

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the week you're just ready to say, you know what,
screw this. It's my day Friday, Friday. Whatever I want,
whatever I want, whenever I want. No one's bothering me.
So luckily, because we get into work so early, we
get to leave it like eleven. Yeah, our Monday Friday
starts earlier than the average, so our happy hour is
like noon to three, whereas regular people it's like five

(02:39):
to eight. Except we actually made it. The first Monday
Friday was noon to like midnight when I died. So
what happened was we were out of the bar and
I said, I have so much work to do that
I just left at the studio. But I don't care.
I don't care. Today is Friday and it's my day.
And that's basically how it was born. We started drinking.
Carla joined the night. Later in the night, you ot,

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but guess what, you woke up because you wanted to
because it furday Friday. I could do whatever I want.
You know why, because it's my day Friday. So the
whole premise is basically, just have a good time, don't
worry about the other crap that's happened to you during
the week. Just enjoy your day. Everyone needs that one
day a week where you can actually sit back and say,
I don't care how much crap I have to do
at work. I'm gonna do whatever I want. I'm gonna

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go to a Yankee game, I'm gonna go to a bar,
I'm gonna go to sleep. Whatever you want to do,
you just do it, and you don't feel guilty about it.
Just do it. So our entire podcast is going to
be about fun things, drinking, going out, drinking, drinking again, drinking.
You're doing fun things and just live and dream having fun.
Carla goes out a little differently than I go, yes

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a little bit, so you're usually tapped out by like
eleven thirty. I would say, like one thirty. I don't
know about that. Well, I don't remember things that happened
between sleep until one, okay, And I have had a
tendency recently to stay out until like five or six.
It's it's absolutely unnecessary. Nothing good happened. Like, there's never

(04:06):
been a time where I've come back home the next
morning or woken up on my couch or whatever. I'm like, Man,
I'm so glad I stayed out until five o'clock in
the morning, and my question is, though, what do you
do for so many hours? Like, just keep drinking? Don't
you get bored of actually drinking? There's got to be
something else to do. I think what happens is you

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all you're always chasing something better. You're always like, oh,
this bar is pretty cool. But and you go from
bar to bar. All the moving just put me a
one plaze. I'm going to own that bar. I can't.
How can you own the bar if you're bouncing around?
You don't need to own the bar. You just you
got you gotta check out the scene, and then you
just keep moving. Well, the last time I was at
the bar for eight hours, I ended up doing yoga
posts in the middle of the bar. That was one

(04:46):
of our favorite spots in Hoboken, Little town. Little town.
Maybe I should move around so that doesn't happen. Yeah,
so moving around gives you a little break to Yeah,
I won't need to do yoga. No, that's completely necessary
in any bar. To vomited that night as well, Yes,
on the not even in your bathroom on the way home. Oh,
and in the hallway another night. It's weird that I
know that you were in your apartment vomiting outside your bathroom,

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and we don't. We don't live together. No vomiting will
be a whole another day. We've got plenty of vomit stories.
We both know that. So the other things we're gonna
talk about. We'll play some music every now and then.
We got some good tunes because you know what, sometimes
you just need a happy song to listen to. Of course,
it's it's Friday. You need some pump me up music,
So calling Murray, Yeah, what song do I listen to?
Right now? Pull it up over? Loving this right now?

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Found out from my co workers. They love this song.
It's called rather Be by Clean Bandit. Watch the video
because there's this little dance part that my friend Andrew
told me about where you do this little hand thing
and you shake your finger no because you know what, No,
I'm doing what I want. That's so's almost like, hey man,
did you do this this project for me? On front?
You say no, no, just like they do in the song.
All right, here we go, let's give it a listen.

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How perfect is that today? There's no place I'd rather
be get out of my way? Bitches, it's my day Friday.
And we also say bitches a lot because we're allowed
to say that. Yeah, that's the only reason, because we're
just using that in place of things were not allowed
to say. If we were allowed to say other words,
we would say more words. We actually we can't. We
got a warning before we started this podcast there are limits,

(06:47):
are limits. We're going to push them though we know
what we were told. I know it's on the internet
and there are no rules on the internet right now,
but there are limits, the rules with the show, and
we have to abide by those us so we can
say bitches, Can I say not even track? No, it's
not try not on the first show. No, maybe next week. Alright,

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what do you got? So my song? It's my it's
my turn Now? You like crazy, weird things like I
like a little bit of everything. Like my song this
week is going to be pretty crazy. Next week it
might be a country song. I don't know, Wow, I
don't know. Switch it up, just flip it up, flip
it upside down. So this is by Major Laser and
Major Laser is the stage name for Diplo. Diplo is

(07:29):
the same Diplo, Major Laser the same person. Major Lazer
is what he uses for his like reggaeton crazy. I
need a stage name. It is you do have a
stage No, that's my real name. I need, I need,
I need a name. Anyway, I'll think about it. So
this is on his new EP, and the song is
called sound Bang, and I'm gonna warn you before I
start playing it. It's a little crazy. But don't turn

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it down, but don't crack it up. It's there we
go bring right, and I'm scared you you can't. I'm

(08:38):
in such a good mood right now. I know. Well
the first part, I feel like I should be on
a boat drinking, and then I don't know where I am.
For the next part, you're like just lounging around having
a corona or something, and then all of a sudden
it just spasses out. It doesn't matter because it's front.
You can tell me. It makes me feel good that
I did part I was bagging on. The bomb goes
over here. And what's great is now that we're finally

(08:59):
in New York. Here at least we're finally getting good weather.
We had that month long winter, like I don't walk
outside and I'm like it's gonna hurt because it doesn't anymore,
which makes Friday's even better. Exactly makes a song like that.
You gotta blast it running around outside just screaming that
it's nice outside. Exactly. I'm gonna go outside and start
screaming it's Friday, bitches. How many times do you think

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we've said Friday so far? A lot? How many times
if we said bitches, it's a close, it's close. You
know what we haven't said? All right said? We both
said this word way too much and it's a crutch
word that And I think that's why people think we
sound like a lot because we say a lot of
the same things, like alright, alright, like we say a

(09:42):
lot of the same things. Yeah, we just sounded the
exact same saying that. Stop it. No, here's the thing.
I'm older, therefore you're older. You lose. No, I'm older,
therefore you have to switch what you say because I
was saying at first, you're an old man. How's that?
That was fruit? You're not old? That was anyway? Um,
what else do we have? Well, we're gonna do interviews

(10:03):
eventually when people want to actually come talk to us,
because no one wants to talk. I don't even know
if people want to listen to us. So if you're
listening cool, find people that want to come talk to us.
Maybe you can even come talk to us, call us up.
Oh we didn't even talk about all the cool stuff
we have. For people to follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram,
and what is it? It's at my day Friday, my

(10:24):
day Friday, not bitches. At the end. You can do
hashtag Monday Friday bitches, but it's not at hashtag bitches
or that that is that works as well. I'll do
that at one like these are my friends hashtages with
definitely follow us on Twitter, follow us on Instagram, um,
friend us or like us whatever you do these days
on the Facebook. I don't know. Please don't say that

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we do one thing. We need to bring up. We
love the nineties, yes, like we really love the nineties
more the problem I was born so I consider myself
a nineties kid five And even though I was born
in the eighties, I didn't grow up like the nineties
they were they were my golden years. Well these are
I don't remember anything from the eighties, no, but I
remember like in Sync and scrun cheese and bright colored

(11:10):
pants and snick on Nickelodeon. Are you afraid of the Dark?
That all that which I put in our little show open,
which is earlier nineties. Anytime you guys have anything to
say about the basically anything we've talked about so far,
it doesn't matter. We love it. I think for the
first one of our shows, I think we just call

(11:32):
it a day right now, because we haven't messed up yet.
You were going to say, for the record for the
so yeah, if we keep going, we could really mess
this whole thing up and say something really dumb. So
we should probably stop. But let's see. We we told
people what we're doing, and I'm not drunk, so I

(11:52):
need to go to the bar immediately. We let people
know how they can interact with us. Yes, at my
Day Friday. We will be telling people right now because
I'm gonna tell you can listen into us every Friday,
every single Friday right here on this on the website.
Unless I'm too hungover from Thursday. We have to stop
doing that, yeah, because then it's not really my day Friday.
I mean it is. If you want to be hungover,
it's Monday. That's the beauty. Do whatever you want. So

(12:13):
you know what you drink on Thursday night, all right,
I'll drink on Friday. Alhi, guys, thank you so much
for checking out the first ever My Day Friday's podcast.
And like I said before, and I've said it a
million times, don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Um,
those are probably our favorite platforms. Yeah, those are my favorite. Yeah, Facebook, No,
I don't need my mom finding me. Alright, guys, by

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Bitches pitches April Fresh out the Box, stop look and
watch ready yet gets said it's Friday night and god, hey,

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I'm Igazalea and you're listening to Calin, Marie and Anthony.
It's My Day Friday, bitches. So this is our second
installment of Myday Friday. Yeah. So on Wednesday, we went
to a wine tasting class or a wine course, and
since then I've basically been drinking wine consistently for two

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days straight because you're such a great student. So we
decided to take some of the wine from class and
wine that we found her on the studio drinking on Friday.
So what wine do we have in the studio right now?
Hold on, let me go get it. I've actually put
my liquids on one table, on my electronics on another,
which is smart. That's how bad this is gift, what's
two f's and this is I'm drinking the shardon egg. Well,
you know what we should do right now is we

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each have a song we're going to play. Okay, let's
do the song so I can regroup. Whose song? We'll
go with your song first? Yeah? It is Friday. You
know what it is. It's a country song. I decided
a little country because I do listen to country music.
I enjoyed country music a lot. It's country concerts are
the best country to go to. It's called Friday Night
by Eric Pastleigh. Friday Night. Come on check Friday. There

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it is. Who wouldn't want to be someone's Friday Night?
You know what? The great thing is all you have
to do to enjoy this podcast is enjoy your Friday. Yeah.
If you don't enjoy your Friday, you need to Okay.
For example, this is one of the few fridays where
we didn't see each other after work. No, but we
did spend home together exactly. So what did you do
after I dropped you off? Well, I met up with

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our good friend Andy and our friend Elizabeth, and we
had margarita's at the bar, which were only six bucks,
and we had a lot of Margarita's. Where did you
do this? We did this at Cadillac Cantida in Hoboken,
New Jersey, which was a great time. But keep in
mind our my day Friday starts much earlier than most. Yeah,
so by like eight thirty, we were pretty wasted. So

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Liz asides, she's gonna be recording artists, and she does
this belly button song. I go tell me, but it's
button and that, and it continued to go on, like
do you have an any or an audi? And I
was like, this is a hit. If South Wee can

(15:40):
be a hit, belly button can be a hit. No,
belly button is stupid. No, I'm going to say it.
That was my day Friday. I enjoyed myself thoroughly. What
did you do last Friday? What did I do? So?
I went to the Yankee game. My brothers had purchased
tickets for me for Christmas for this specific Yankee game.
It's the Yankees Red Sox game. Obvious, sleep you know

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anything about sports and baseball, you know that's one of
the biggest games of the year every time they play
each other. Unfortunately, my Yankees decided to to lose. They lost,
but you know what's it's they're very Friday. They want
to lose. You know what's fun is listen. I love sports.
I'll watch almost any game any day of the week.

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But I'm not one of those guys that let's his
whole mood shift based on one you know, and I
respect that because if you're gonna get mad about a
sports game, I hate you. Listen during the game, do
I get aggravated? Do ill? Yeah? I will, But at
the end of the game, I didn't win or lose
any money. If you still want sex to you and
then the game, you shouldn't be mad. I thought it

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was The weather was amazing, I had a bunch of beers,
and I saw some friends at the game. Really enjoyed
every part of it other than the Yankees losing. I
don't know how to sleep. What do you mean? I
don't sleep, sleep for ten minutes at a time on
his couch and then comes to work. Who does that?
So in a night? How many hours to sleep do
you say? You get? Most hours? At most four hours

(17:05):
shut the front most. I'm like five, Are you guys serious?
Sleep is like the one time at night where I'm like,
I'm sorry, I don't care who you are. I could
be the freaking president. I'm like, guess what if it's
sound o'clock. I need my six hours. I'm going to sleep.
I'm gonna try to quote this little picture that my
sister has, even though she's a pain in my ass,
but it says no one remembers the night that I said,

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Oh my god, I slept so much exactly yeah, but
I'm so tired. It doesn't matter. I love sleep. Do
you guys realize I slept for forty five minutes last night?
That's it. I'm not not exaggerating. I'm not exaggerating minutes.
It's not look at but little hair swift to the side.

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Can I say something? This is gonna be awkward. You
were you were like in the wine class and you
were sipping your wine. I was like, wow, anything looks
so sophisticated. That's pretty hot drinking wine opposed to your
typical Oh shot, go, I'm it can shot. I'm to
be honest. If I could do anything at a bar,
I would just drink vodka, club or dirty March. I

(18:09):
think every week we need a new drink for Friday. Okay,
cool so um, and today it's a clean slate. You
can start with your your go to drink. We like wine,
so we're doing wine right now. So next week, so
today for this Friday is going to be wine. Try
out a new wine, try something different. You're the white
one drinking sounds, but if you usually drink white, try red.

(18:34):
I'm telling you you're going to try something different. And
then next week we're gonna do something really crazy and
I can't wait for it. I think, yeah, I think
it's a good idea for every week we have to
pick a new drink. Okay, I need to fill up
my glass. Can you play a song? Yes? So what
we're gonna do. We're gonna take a quick break. Quick
This would be a commercial break if it was a
real show. So I chose to donate my song this week.

(18:57):
Don't need herdable I am. I donated to our friend Elizabeth,
who decided to escape the studio, and this is what
she wanted to hear through you guys right, it's you're
a great guy going here on both the user to remix. No,
I'm not trying to be ruled, but hey put the
girl the feeling. The way you do, the things you

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do reminds me of mind next is cool. That's why
trying to get your home. You must be a football
coach the way you got me playing the field. So baby,
give me that. Let me keep that runs through my frows,
ready to ignition. It's hot and fresh out the kitchen

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by my ruin, and that body got everything in your
wishes token run. I'm like, all right, you know what,
who doesn't love a little hashtag winning? I think what
we should do right now? Okay, okay, what well I
was gonna say. We don't normally have because we've all

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had two shows if there someone here, but I think
we should practice. Okay, we need to practice because when
we have someone really cool in here, what are we
going to do? Well, that's what we're going to practice
with Andy. I'm injured because I was trying to get
a selfie with Andy and are awesome mahone poster and
I ran into a glass full freaking speed like it

(20:21):
was bad. It just started hurting. It means I need
to drink more. Okay, anyway, I don't know. So we're
gonna interview Andy. Okay, so what size of your shoe?
I am question? You could ask what size? I'm a
size twelve okay, well lit interviews over, Yeah, that was
the worst interview. Earlier in this week here and most

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of the country, it was snowing. Yeah, so it was
here in New York on Monday, it was seventy degrees.
Like I had my best outfit ever in the last
six months because it was warm out. I was driving
with my top down, yeah, top down, from top down,
chrome spinning seventy degrees and all of a sudden we
woke up Wednesday morning with snow on cars in front

(21:08):
of our part. If you're in Florida, you don't deal
with this. I almost stand the struggle. So here this struggle.
I put my winter clothes away and still had to
wear my nooks, my no socks to work with like
a spring jacket that was blowing. The wind was blowing
up my jacket, and I was more cold than I

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was throughout the winter walking to work and it was
like forty degrees outside, and I was so mad about it.
I specifically remember walking to work on Wednesday, because we
we both take the path to work, and then we
get out and we walked probably like half a mile,
and I specifically remember yelling out, oh my god, my
nipples are killing me. Yeah, I was like, whose idea

(21:51):
was this? Weather? Mother Nature? I hate you? So I
had picked a song and I didn't tell Carl and
Marie what it was. Oh you didn't because I don't
want to know. I like being surprised. It's an old
school song again, probably came around, probably came out around
the same time as Ignition, maybe like a year earlier.
It's Mark Kelly, he was good. It's not our Kelly. Okay, alright,

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remix radios play this. This is the I know you

(22:33):
won't me seeing your ask people on your because you
know the song. Wow, I'm I'm anointed that. No, that's
a great song. Like that's dust this child, No, No, No,
the White Cleft remix. It's I'm not exaggerating. Probably one

(22:57):
of my top fifteen songs. All Right, you know what
if you like this song, I'm not I'm not hating.
But there's Wade better, Destiny's Child, Like, what's the booty
one Bootylicious. That's not a good song. That's a stupid song.
It is anyway, Bootylicious, body to Bootylicious. I can't even
this podcast. Drank way too much wine. Okay, I think

(23:19):
what we need to do right now. So what we're
gonna do is we're gonna sign off for the day.
All right, all right, Well here's the thing. Next week,
I want to know what other people do on Monday Friday.
So where can they tell us what? They can tweet
each of us personally, but we also have at Monday Friday,
so send us what you do on my Day Friday.
We want to know what you're doing in your life

(23:39):
to just say, you know what, screw it I'm doing,
and people can use the hashtag Friday Friday or But
here's the thing. We also need to like grow our
numbers so we don't look pathetic on social media because
we have like sixteen followers. You know, we love you guys.
We're a family. But follow us on Twitter at my
Day Friday. Also the same thing, exact same thing on

(24:02):
Instagram Friday awfully embarrassing pictures to us and go to
the Facebook page Facebook dot com slash Monday Friday. Super
Actually had a friend, Matt who's in the Netherlands, that
said he was celebady Monday Friday. That's really cool birthdays
this week. He's like, you know what I'm newing Monday
Friday in the Netherlands. Hello, everyone everywhere is doing Monday Friday?

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Are you ready to get out of here? Yeah? I
need to drink more wine aggressively. April fresh out the box,
stop look and watch ready gets it? It's Friday night.

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And hey I'm Idiasalee and you're listening to Carla, Marie
and Anthony. It's my day Friday, bitches, it is? It is?
Oh yeah, yeah, I know. I actually have plans for
this Friday. Yeah, I do tools getting wild? What are

(25:10):
you gonna do? I'm going to take my mom to
sports Authority to get her some walking sneakers from Mother's Day.
She's going to start, you know, doing some walking and
then we're gonna go to dinner. So does she not
walk currently? Well, she walks from you know, around, but
she's going to do some exercise walking. Okay, is she
gonna be hold on time out? Is your mom old

(25:32):
enough to be one of the old ladies that walks
in the mall? No? Do the jazzer size things? No,
she's not doing that. But have you ever gone to
a mall like like twelve o'clock in the after at
noon and they're just it's literally just all old people
walking around. Sometimes they open them all before the stores
are open, so you people walk around. I mean it's

(25:53):
actually not a bad idea. In the winter, it's okay. Yeah,
and you get things to look at. You can window
shopp why not. Because we have weird hours, we can
actually go to the mall after work and it will
be like noon or one o'clock. It's a shop. Not
to walk, but yeah, to get food to shop, I
have to walk home and through the mall to get
to my partner. But there's always old people walking around.
It's crazy. Well hopefully no, mom, you will not be

(26:14):
the old person walking around the mall. I promise. Don't
listen to Anthony. Once this is over, this silly little podcast,
I will be heading to Montreal. Wow, that's a little bit.
It's a little different because it's for a bachelor party.
The only thing is I'm a little concerned that I'm
not going to be able to cross the border. And no,
it's not a terrorist thing because you were arrested last
month technically, and keep a technicality. I'm out on bail

(26:39):
right now. So so what is your plan if you
get to the border. I don't know. Friday, what are
you gonna do. I'm just gonna be like, all right, well,
I just need to take a Greyhound back to Jersey.
I guess I don't know, but you know what, this
is my stop. But I hope that is it. Like,
because my court date, when I'm building myself out of

(27:00):
a forgetting my stupid tickets, my court date to resolve
this is May second, which is next week. Yeah, that's
a Friday, next Monday. Friday will be in court and
then it'll be raging. But anyway, I don't know. Are
you allowed to go, like to go to another country
when you're out on bail. I don't think they're going
to know unless they have a reason to really investigate you. Well,

(27:21):
I'm going up in two vans filled with like seven
guys each. They're gonna they're gonna take us out and
search our van at customs. How nervous are you going
to be? I'm gonna put my pants. You're gonna act awkward,
and then they're going to investigate you have your seen
we are the Millers. Oh well you should watch that
this week. Is that how I should act or how
I not? Should not should not act? All right? I
don't know. I just hope I get there so I

(27:43):
can enjoy my Friday after that because a six hour drive. Cool.
This will be the first Monday Friday between the two
of us spent in another country. Yeah, next Friday, I'm
going to be in West Palm Beach, Florida. I'll be
there too. I hate you. Well, we won't be together though. No,
you will actually be working for different shows while we're
down there. Yes, I'm actually not working at all with

(28:07):
people from another show. Well, we'll have plenty of stories
from the next two weekends. If I make it to Montreal,
have a great story. If I don't make it to Montreal,
I'll have Maybe they'll arrest you a good story as well.
What if they have to bring me back to Jersey
City and cuffs like this guy was trying to get out.
He was trying to get out. You have to work
cuffs for seven hours? All right, what do we have
on the agenda today? I don't know what do you
have anything? Cool? Um, let's talk about the biggest tease

(28:31):
in the history of alcohol that happened this week. I
get teased every time I drink alcohol, listen to this.
So they released powdered alcohol, also known as alcohol are
supposed to like mix it. Yeah, so you can. There's
a whole big thing going out with this. So originally
you can mix it. They said you could put it
in your food because you can cook with it because
it's you know, you cook with alcohol. And then it

(28:53):
was approved and then they changed their website and they
were like, oh, you can't cook with this. We never
said you could cook with this. And then they originally
said you could snort it to get Then when they
got approved, they took that down and said, what do
you silly? You can't snort this? So is it a
thing like can you buy it? Yet it was for
like sixteen hours in the government was like, no, this
can't be approved because people will snort it. So now

(29:16):
they're like trying to figure thing because there's a bunch
of idiots out there. Yeah, but how awesome would everything be?
You could just take alcohol with you in a little pouch.
And and this is probably another reason they wouldn't make
it legal. I feel like snuck it into like an
arena where it's sixteen dollars usually for a drink, no
one would know exactly. You buy the eight dollar water
instead and put it in the water, can have it

(29:38):
at work, could have it anywhere. Does that mean you
could theoretically like change the alcohol percentage of what you're
drinking based on how much water you add. Just keep
loading in powder packets. Absolutely, almost like a beer stew
instead of a drink. Put some noodles there, you go.
They wanted to make different mix. They're supposed to be

(29:59):
six or eight times I think it was. And one
of them is going to be like a Cosmopolitans. It
was already made, just add water. Some of them are
straight vodka. I mean, this really would change my life,
but but it's not gonna happen, well not right now.
Well I'm sure they'll somehow get it through, I really hope.
So if four local was allowed to be legal for
that short period of time, this should be mean alcohol
for like three weeks. Give me four local again. Actually

(30:21):
that's all I want. Oh No, I'd probably die if
I did that. I have a question for you, So
thanks me, nervous girl. Okay, So people on the subway
entertain themselves in various ways, right, whether magazines, newspapers, music,
book games, people watching whatever it is. So I was
on the train. I think I was going to a

(30:41):
Yankee game last week and there was a woman sitting
there with a book titled My Third Husband Will be
a Dog. And I thought to myself, there is not
there's nothing in the world that makes you less approachable, approachable,
like if you had any interest in how crazy I

(31:03):
look right now? I just want you to know by
the cover of this book, don't talk to me. That's awful, Like,
why why is that book useful? I I need to
read this now. I want to know what this is about. Husband.
I'm going to look this up and you go to
Amazon or something. Yeah, I need to read this. I mean, actually,

(31:26):
when you think about it, it's not a bad idea.
That's ridiculous. The fact that you just said it's not
a bad idea is ridiculous. Well, if you're already after
your if you had two feiled marriages already, you should
probably just give it up. Why not go for a dog?
Look at this? Okay, this is what this is what
it says, it's about extraordinary, ordinary women everywhere. It's time

(31:46):
for seriously hilarious girl talk with the New York Times
bestselling author Lisa Scotland. She shared this collection of scenes
from her real life and she bets her life sounds
a lot like your crave carbs. Can find jeans that
fit and still believe that these two things are unrelated.
Pick up this book. Okay, this is true. So I
love French fries and my jeans don't fit, so I

(32:07):
should read this. No, maybe just stop eating French fries
or by bigger jeans. This is here's the thing. This
is why girls are always more confusing than guys. Why
my third husband will be a dog just not that's
why guys do suck so to girls. But you would
like girls will complain about how nothing fits, and then
they'll go out and they'll eat whatever they want or

(32:28):
and then they'll be like, oh, but I don't work
at it, I don't have enough time, I don't have energy.
Will just describe to me. A guy will sit there
and be like, oh man, that's my extra large shirts now,
but it's because I'm fat. Like everyone, guys kind of
just understand. I have to agree with you. I do,
and I it sucks. But I'm not saying all girls
do that by any means. No, I will say that
we do. Okay, women we do this. It doesn't make

(32:53):
sense to me though, because women are smarter than guys
the time you heard that's fun. Women are smarter than
guys nine Because there are some dumb girls out there too,
and there's some dumb dudes, and there are more dumb dudes.
I would say, okay, look at this, but when it
comes to like making practical decisions, guys are so much better.

(33:16):
I will agree with that. I do not make any practical,
logical No decision I ever make actually makes sense. How
many girls do you know have like terrible boyfriends and
they're like, I don't know, I don't have a reason.
If a guy is a terrible girlfriend, just like that,
I'm done. Yeah, we yes. This one drives me nuts.
Where girls are like, oh, you know, I don't want
to break up with him, and then the guys like

(33:37):
I am out nothing and he doesn't care, but the
girl will just stick around until there's something else to
move on to. I think that's it too. The girls
need that that next person. Oh yeah, I've I've done
that several You're you're the next person. You're the what's
it called a serial monogamist? YEP, that's me, you know what?
And it's worked out well for me for my entire
life so far. But girls, girl, do that hypothetically hypothetically,

(34:03):
And if this happened, I'd probably take Brian and your
divorce before I took you. Thank you very much. Don't
make this podcast great. Hypothetically, if things weren't going well
with you and Brian your boyfriend, would you stay with
him until you had an idea that there was someone
else out there before you broke up with him? Um,

(34:28):
I mean at this point in my life, I'm twenty six. No,
I feel like I'd be like, oh yeah, I gotta
be single. Lived my life for like two weeks until like, crap.
I need a boyfriend because I like that someone that
I can sit around do nothing with. That makes sense,
because who am I going to sit around and do
nothing with? Are you going to pony up and do
that with me? No? So I need to find a
boyfriend now. People already think we're dating. So that's the

(34:49):
last thing I would do. And he's coming over, we're
gonna watch We're gonna watch rom coms. I actually had.
There was a girl who I met through a friend
and started following on Instagram and we used to friendly
like I had similar interest. I'll get a text from
her every now and then, like nothing serious or sexual
at all. And then I realized that she posted something

(35:12):
on Instagram, so one of those like vague booking posts
where I was like, oh, she probably just broke up
with her boyfriend and I'm not exaggerating. Less than three
hours later, I got a text from her, Hey, what
are you doing this weekend? Are you kidding me? I
couldn't wait a day. You should be happy that you.
You know, she went to you within three hours? What
happened in the other three hours? So how many other

(35:33):
guys did Probably it probably went she probably with through
her whole phone book. Hey it starts first. Anthony was
one of the first people up there. It was Aaron
Alex Anthony. That's about it. I can't think of any
other Andrew. I'm trying to think if you actually did that,
and right out about a quarter Aaron is double A
Alex has an a L Andrew a N Anthony a NT.

(35:56):
Yeah there we got that all spelling you for the day.
And there we go. That's that's spell anything. I just said,
like three letters upper word. Anyway, Um, so it's it's time.
It's that time again. Are you ready? Yeah? Alright, So
This is the third week of our podcast, and every
week we like to play songs that I'll get you

(36:16):
pumped up for Friday. Yes, all right, my day Friday.
What you want to throw you a curve ball right
now and go with your song first? Okay, so it's
called pumping Blood Bite No, no, no, sweezy all right,

(37:00):
that is actually really good. I like that song. Yes,
it's fun. It's it's in a commercial I think for
an iPad or iPhone. But they sang it on Glee
this week and I was like, I love this song.
And then I realized I've been hearing it for like
six months straight. I wouldn't realize, you know the song.
There's a couple of songs that, like you'll see in
commercials first and then they become big. The most recent
one I could think of is Alo Black, Oh the Man,

(37:21):
because those were the Beats commercials and everyone's like, oh
my god, this song is awesome. It only took like
two weeks from when those commercials started airing for stations
to start playing it. So now that we're on our
third podcast and people, I guess like seven people know
that we do this. Oh seven. I thought we're at
three the first week I think was there at seven
four of you. But the thing that happens when people

(37:45):
start following your podcast is that people comment on your podcast.
We have been getting some people on social media, so
so far we've been seeing for the most part good things,
which most yeah, thank you for everyone that's listening that
hates it, thank you for not tweeting us, and for
those of you saying things. Stop lying. It's not good
to lie. So like, for example, we have a Chris

(38:07):
m o u A. I don't even know how to
pronounce that, so I'm just gonna say it was spelled
out on Twitter. On the Twitter at the Carling Marie.
I cannot believe at worst assistant thinks Destiny's Child song
Bootylicious is stupid hashtag my Day Friday. You're right, because
I agree with Chris. It's a dumb song. No, it's not. Chris.
I like you. I appreciate the time you spend listening

(38:28):
to us talk about nothing and tweeting, but it's a
dumb song. You know what, I might just pick it
next week just so you're not I'm banning that song.
You can't find banning it? What else do we have here? Um,
oh wait, we had this is the best. Yes, so
at call me. Matt tweeted us on Thursday and do
you have what he said? Keep in mind this was

(38:48):
on Thursday, he tweeted us, and the podcast is called
My Day Friday and we use the hashtag hashtag day Okay,
I just want to clear clear that up briefly. So
his tweet was at my Day Friday because you can
follow us there too, and that goes to both of us.
At My Day Friday at the Carla Marie at Worst Assistant. Um,
I've heard nothing from My Day Friday this week. It's

(39:09):
tomorrow and I've been waiting all week. It's fun, um
because it's not fresh Friday. Love it, but you know
it's great. It's like, oh, people want to hear it.
This is great. But what's great is then he came
back the next day and he said, at My Day
Friday at the Carling Marie at Worst Assistant, my hashtag
Monday Friday antics to start promptly with morning coffee and

(39:30):
alcohol and last all day and night. So we love that.
We want to know that was the same person. So
even though he gave us a little crap on Thursday, unjustly.
He was pumped up, and that's cool. That's all we need.
We want to know what people do on their Monday Friday.
And you shouted out someone last week, there's another man.
This is a different match, different Matt. He listens from
the Netherlands and he celebrates Monday Friday. So that's the

(39:51):
coolest thing ever we've got. We've got hose and all
kinds of area codes different and country codes. Here's a
song that you might not know because it's kind of
new okay, but it's from our friends of Cash Cash.
They're awesome guys. Um if you can see them live,
go and do it. I saw them at Pasha in
the city song about they did. Here's the thing with Pasha.

(40:16):
If you've ever been to New York, it's like it
is one of our very few mega clubs that we
have here in the city. I got to go there
and see Cash Cash. They invited me to go hang
out with them, which was awesome. So I was like,
you know what for them, I'll go to Pasha for them.
And they just released a song and they told me
about it that night. Actually, they just released a song
with Johnny Resnick, remember him from the Google Dolls, so
he hasn't been around in a while. So they finished

(40:38):
up in the studio and released this It's Cash Cash
Lightning featuring Johnny Resnick. So needed boy. I like that

(41:20):
one sounds good right, And what's cool is if you
if you used to listen to the Google Dolls, it
still sounds very much like Johnny Rusnick, but it also
sounds like a cash Cash song. It's called Lightning Lightning. Yeah,
it's their newest single. It's it's awesome good jam. Um.
So I got nothing left? Yeah, I think I'm ready
to go shopping with my mom for walking shooes. I
have to get into a van and make my way

(41:40):
across the Canadian American border and hope they don't stop me. Hopefully.
I can't wait for next week's podcast. Just if you
want me what happens Until then, here's the thing. Follow
us at my Day Friday on Instagram and Twitter, and
then your Twitter and Instagram handles at the Carlo Marie
on both and mine is at worst assistant on both.
If you follow, I'll listen. If it happens and I

(42:01):
start getting arrested, I will try my best to live
tweet the whole thing until they until they beat the
crap out of me and take my phone. I don't
want to know until I see you Monday morning. Until then,
I guess we could just leave you with one thing.
It's Monday Friday. Bitches, May second greating our things. We

(42:31):
have now taken over your radio. Hey, what's going on?
Is your boy kidding? Can you listening to the home
girl calling Marie and my man Anthony? It's my day Friday. Yeah,
I'm home girl. I don't know what that means. I'm
gonna do it. I like it. What's going on? Well,

(42:52):
you know, it's it's you know what? Today is a
special Monday Friday. Why is that? Because it's May so
we can call it May Day Friday. It's not like
a pilot thing. Okay, my day May Friday. No, I'm
still working. I'm still trying to think of a way
to let's go next Friday. Okay, it'll still be Maza. Yeah,
it'll be nine time. There'll be plenty of time. It's

(43:15):
so it's summer. It's officially summer. It doesn't here in
New York though, doesn't really feel like it yet. Yeah,
but I'm flying to Florida today, so I'm flying too.
We're actually flying to the same airport, but not at
the same time, from the same airport, but we're going
to the same one, not at the same time, and
we have different destinations once we get there, but we're
going to We're going to Florida, and that's what's important.

(43:36):
What are you doing in Florida? Well, it's sun Fest,
so one of our stations down there wild We're gonna
be hanging out with them and we're gonna do some
stuff at We actually get to give someone a ten
dollar shopping spree, which I'm pretty pumped about. Hopefully they'll share.
I have a dilemma right now. I want to move
this microphone, but it's gonna make a really weird noise
when I move it. They do make like very noises,

(44:02):
Like you would think there's a better way around this.
This seems like w D forty or something. I think.
I think I'm good now. I came across a list
that my friend sent me last week. Oh yeah, you
were telling me about this. I love it and it's
um the fifty greatest discontinued nineties foods and beverages. We're

(44:23):
very nineties today because I have a nineties list. I
didn't even realize some of these don't exist anymore. Like
you thought you're going to go to the store and
picking up do you remember the bubble beeper, the bubble
the strips of bubble bub that you kept in a
beeper on your side, and what about the you know
what funny is? I think beepers are also discontinued. Act.
I was watching an episode of Friends yesterday and Monica's
beeper went off, and I just said, cracking up. It's

(44:44):
such a weird because it lived for such a short
period of time. It was like the coolest thing in
the world for three years, and then everyone's like, wait,
we could just make phone calls from these things instead,
so let's do that. Doritos three D they were in
that weird can though. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool. I
don't thing exist this and I thought was still around
Rice Crispy treats cereal, not just regular rice crispies, but

(45:05):
it was Rice Crispy treats. And then they were like
cut up and put into a cereal. We can make
that ourselves. Though. Maybe that's why people, maybe that's why
I got discontinued. Vanilla coke. Yeah, see you that I
did well there. It's funny because there's vanilla coke. Then
there was what Pepsi blue crystal Pepsi Vanilla surge Serge.
I just saw that I was more of a jolt

(45:28):
drinker when I was a kid. This is really upsetting.
Would you find purple catch up? Thank god? Why was
that even a thing? Green? One? Like I would putting
it in my friend fries and it was green and purple? No,
thank you. We're going to post the list on our
Twitter page, So go at my Day Friday on Twitter
and I'll put a little short link there so you
can click over to it. But in the meantime, I

(45:48):
think I want to start off with one of our songs. Okay,
go for it. Spice girls lollipops. You remember those little
faces on them? Yes? I do. I used to have them. Actually,
my song for this Week just came out, I think
a week or two ago. It's Steve A. Yoki and
Waka Flock of Flames. They were on tour all summer
and all fall, so they came out of the song together.
But it basically describes how I feel every single Friday night. There.

(46:36):
It is like that, right, So I think what's cool
about songs like that When you go out, it actually
helps you just forget about whatever else do you have
going on, which is the whole point of this podcast.
Really yeah, because you know what, you don't know what's
happening in the rest of the world right now because
you're stuck listening to us talk about Doritos three d Dorito,

(46:56):
doritos three day whatever, three three day. But the other
thing about the song is I realized the reason that
song kind of like speaks to me, and that sounds
real deep, it's not what happens. One of the lines
is forget about the money you spent today. How many
times do you go out? You wake up the next morning.

(47:17):
It's it might be different for you because you're a girl.
It happens you're like, oh crap, Like why did I
do that? I get I get back, I look into
my pockets and I take out the receipts. I'm just like,
what I spent two hundred dollars? There's three people there,
what did I do? But you had fun? Yeah, and
that's all that matters exactly. And then you just don't
spend money for the rest of the week. You don't
eat you don't, you know, you don't do anything until Friday.

(47:39):
I haven't purchased food in like three days. Yeah, me, neither.
I was like, nope, it was Wednesday. No, I'm not
buying food. I'm saving it for the weekend. What was
the burger place we had come in earlier in the
week Shake Shake shack you three? You had three of them?
Had three of them at like eight o'clock in the morning,
just because I was like, I don't don't feel like
buying a lunch later, and I don't want to for

(48:00):
the next three days. Right now. I would have had
four or five, but they got cold and that was
the problem. Shake check was awesome. That was my first
experience with Shakesheck, I had it at City Field when
I went for a Mets game. Well, I hate the Mets,
so do I. But it was like the first Mets games.
You're no longer a fan of our podcast? Whatever? Orange

(48:20):
and blue? What is that? Well, do you know why
they're orange and blue? He told me this. I forgot.
The San Francisco Giants and the Los Angeles Dodgers used
to play in New York. They both left, and I
think the same year, back to back years, and then
the Mets were created, and the Mets too kind of
show some respect to the other two franchises that left

(48:40):
chose orange for the Giants and blue for the Dodgers
and made those their colors. That's kind of cute. That's nice.
That's the only cool thing. I hate. The play my song?
You want your song already? Huh? All right, So I'm ready?
So are you ready? Yeah? I am ready. Here we
go and it's by j Are These really cute brothers
and they love them so much, you tell me all right, right,

(49:27):
all right, I love it because you know you're ready,
pumping you up for tonight Friday night. It's got like
an island summer. I do like that the island sound
to it. Just three white kids from New York, Adam,
Jack and Ryan. I guess they do live on an island. Yeah,
so I never thought about that one. So they are,
they're islanders. They are, actually I did. I got a

(49:48):
chance to meet them, and they're super nice. I think
one of the kids I forgot. I think it's Jack,
which is the youngest one. He's actually still in high school,
so like when they're doing shows, he's going to school
in the morning. Finishing classes when he came in for
his interview at the station. I had to wait until
three o'clock because I needed to wait for them to
get out of school. I love them and they're they're
super nice. So if you get a chance, uh pick

(50:09):
up at least a single which is ready. You spoke
earlier you had another list of another nineties list. Yeah,
twenty six moments that no nineties kid will ever get over.
So these are moments like, what's the first one they listened?
When Brittany and Justin broke up. That was pretty sad.
That was a pretty big deal. When your Gael Pens
ran out. You totally not about this one. When the
vacuum swallowed your poly pockets. I'm not gonna lie and

(50:31):
say that maybe steal a polly pocket from my cousin
Christina when she had them. What about when Mufassa died.
I don't want to talk about it. Very tough moment
of silence from UFASA. Okay, when your VHS tapes got
all like stock and you can't do anything about that
at that time because you trying to fix it in
it rips. It was just it was bad, and we
said today, what is it. Kids today will never understand

(50:53):
be kind rewind. Yeah, they won't know. They won't which
is probably better. Yeah, I guess so. But you know,
you have to rewind to where you brought a black Blockbuster.
You gotta see. And my grandparents had a thing that
would rewind. Rewinder, just use the VC because no, because
if you want to watch movies back to back, do
you have to wait for the other one to rewind.

(51:13):
It's not like it was a quick day you just
press the button. It was reset. You have to wait
for the film to go all the way through the VCR.
What about son In? Remember son In? Yes? Well my
mom was like, you use son and I will kill you.
And then I went to a party of a kid
for her birthday and I used son In and I
got in big trouble. It was just lemon. You look

(51:34):
at like pictures from middle school and like early high school,
and you're like, these kids look so dumb because their
hairs like bright yellow. Yeah, no, don't don't do it.
What else you have over there? This is great when
you use rubber band braces. All of my friends did.
So you would show up to school and then someone
have the exact same colors that you just pay. But

(51:55):
one year, this was great. Everyone did orange and black
for Halloween. Okay, but no one thought that about the time.
That being yearbook photos and they were black and white
when you were in sixth grade. So you look like
you were missing every other tooth because of the black. Yeah,
so I don't. I think everyone now just kind of
does clear ones. Yeah, that you should. You just you look.

(52:16):
If you're a kid out there and you're somehow listen
to this podcast. You have to get braces. Do not
get a rainbow mount. Don't get colored braces. Um, And
that's really Oh. They do bring up the Doritos, the
three D Doritos when everyone had those and you had
lame lays. Yes, I think when you package something like
that properly, everyone wants it. You're just cooler. Yeah, And
that's if one of your friends showed up with a

(52:36):
can of chips and you showed up with your stupid
little individual sized bag. You're ye. Or the worst was
instead of my parents spending money for like the individual
sized bags, when they get a regular, like super sized
bag and then they just give you ziplock bags. It's
like chick and I do that now. And I'm like
to get under my desk. I'm cool, it's so embarrassing.

(52:58):
That's great, but yeah, that's great. Is a really cool list.
I'm going to post. It's from BuzzFeed, which we love,
so that will also be on our Twitter account. They
even talk about Lisa Frank, Remember Lisa Frank. Really good
stuff on here. So for people that are listening right now, Um,
what I want you guys to do is for either
of the list, whether it's the discontinued Soft Drinks and
Candy or m Carler's list, which was called what was

(53:21):
the exact name of it? Moments that no nineties kid
will ever get over. So let's go on Twitter and
add to them. If there's something that's not on this
list that you think should be there, tweeters, tweet at
my Day Friday and let us know what you think
should be on each list. That's kind of cool. Make
our own list. Okay, I'm actually looking at a picture
of the Hymes Purple catchup and it's making me want

(53:42):
to throw up. I'm going to look at it whenever
i'm getting hungry, so that I was hungry before. You
bring up a good point, and girls do this all
the time, so it gets really close to bathing su
season and they have to go on vacation during the winter,
and all of a sudden, it's like crash diet time,
not eating right now? Water. That's it. There. We have
an intern every now and then I'll offer my inter

(54:04):
turns lunch, you know, if we're if we're here till
three o'clock or whatever, Hey, you want lunch when wraps
ub or whatever. Well, I'm a nice person, and this guy,
I'm pretty sure for the last three weeks has not
eaten anything. I'm like, what are you waiting for us?
Like a ball? A ball? I guess, yeah, some ball? No,
Like I'm like a gala ball, dance whatever. And I'm

(54:25):
just thinking to myself, it's so much easier. So you
don't have to necessarily eat healthy, but just don't make
terrible decisions all year around, and then you're fine. I
don't agree with that. Why because making those terrible decisions
are awesome. It's like, you know what I'm going under,
Chinese food right now? Okay, but how how many times
have I ordered Chinese food with you every weekend? And

(54:47):
you're allowed to do that? Everyone could order Chinese food
if I'm drinking and there's a there's a Kodoba in Hoboken.
So if I'm drinking in Hoboken, that's where i end
almost every one of my nights. But it's not like
those things are healthy meals by any means. But nobody
that I have to go to Florida this weekend and
my arms are going to be out and Memorial Day
weekends in a few weeks, and I'm going to see
people haven't seen in a long time. I haven't had

(55:07):
Chinese food in like three weeks. I'm like dying for it.
I have veggie straws in a bag that stupid zip
block back. That's what I'm eating today. Ter it is,
Did you just do a juice cleanse to like last week?
I did. I starved for four hours and did it
do anything? Do you feel different? Great for a day,
the whole day, the day over, the day after, the

(55:28):
day after, because the day you're not eating, no, that
sounds terrible the day after. So I'm gonna do that
like every Friday before I go to the beach. I
think this summer, did you see a difference a little
one a little a little difference like your hand looked
different my pinky. No, like maybe a few of the
love handles were a little tinier from one day from

(55:51):
I highly doubt that. All right, I'll do three days
every week like Friday. Just stay active, all right? You
know what, I don't want to I don't want to
stay active. Listen. I'm not saying no. I'm not saying
go to the gym before it start hanging up like
in my cafeteria in high school. Motivation. Yeah, I'm not saying,
go to the gym every single day and beat the
crap out of yourself. Okay, I do. I do yoga.

(56:13):
I do. Think you're also not twelve pounds, so you're fine.
I'm getting there soon one day, one day. What does
your shirt say? I am peace? Oh my god. I've
been wanted to bring this up for forever. When girls
have things written on their shirt hating on girls, No,
it's a question or dilemma. It's not necessarily a question.

(56:36):
So as a guy, if a girl is wearing a
shirt that has writing across the chest, it doesn't matter
who the girl is or for interesting, you don't even
have to look at her face or notice if she
has bigger small boobs. At this point you're automatically gonna
start reading that shirt. Yeah, and then that girls automatically
gonna think you're staring at her boobs. Well, you just
have to read it when she's not looking. It's like

(56:57):
I've been stuck on the subway, like people watch you
just watch people walk by, and I'll catch myself like
reading a shirt or whatever, like looking at a picture
of her shirt. I'm like, oh Jesus, this girl staring
at me because I'm staring at Yeah, she's probably I'm
gonna look, I'm gonna read your shirt right now. It's weird, Yeah,
because I'm clearly staring at your boobs. What am I
supposed to do? Then I don't eliminate every shirt ever,
just put right on the back or something. I don't know,

(57:18):
because what is this kind of looking at exactly? Oh
my shirts, big words exactly. And the thing with your
shirt and you guys can't see it now, but it
says peace in gigantic letters, and I am. The I
am is really small, so you're like kind of staring
at your right boom because peace is easy to see.
But it's like a little squiggle that says I am.

(57:39):
What doesn't even mean first off. It's a company that's
really really has really cool. You know. I am Love Life, Peace,
Love World. It's very comfortable. Whatever you say. No design
is ever around your stomach area for girls, not really
just the books. If you were looking at my stomach,

(57:59):
that'd be so weird. That's creepy, creepier than boobs. It
was weird. Plus you're sitting down, which there's a lot
of things going on down there. I don't want to
We're gonna stop that conversation now. Oh but you know
I can't now. I feel like I have to go
to the gym now. After this whole conversation, after three
dto's and high see Ecto Cooler and w W Superstar

(58:21):
ice cream, I feel like we ate all of it.
I do. I wish we did. We should. I'm gonna
go on eBay and try to find how many are
on this list fifty? Well, we're not buying, no, I'll
try to buy five. Okay, I'll look for some too
and see if we can find any. I mean, I'm
sure the ice cream probably isn't around anymore, all right,
but anyway, um, join us on Twitter, join the conversation.

(58:43):
Tell us some of the things that you missed most
about the list that we have some things you remember
from Carlo's list add to them if you want, which
would be kind of cool. I'll try. I'm gonna try
to think and see if I can add anything, because
I think they have everything that I thought of on
this list. So hit us up on Twitter at my
Day Friday or on Facebook and my Day Friday, and
we also have Sagram Monday Friday. We're lucky we get
to keep it, you know, across all three. That's pretty easy.

(59:04):
And then if you want to reach out to either
of us specifically at the Carla Marine and it's the
same on Instagram, right and I am at worst assistant
in both Instagram and Twitter. Oh you know what, I
didn't want to bring up one other thing up. So
people reach out to us after the show and everything
let us know what they feel, which is great. And
one of the coolest tweets I got last week was
from our friend Christina on Twitter who said she actually
went out and bought on iTunes one of the songs

(59:26):
that we played. I played Cash Cash with Johnny Resnick
and she actually went out. That was the first time
she heard it, I guess, and purchased a song. Look
at that and cash Cash gave her a little smiley face.
So we're just being really like real big big time
over here, you know. All right, Well for you guys,
we have to catch flights very soon. Mind's in like

(59:46):
an hour of yours is in two three. Um, so
I'm gonna get out of here all right. I'm gonna
go to Florida, go to the skies and let us
know what you did this weekend. We love hearing people
did on Friday because last Friday I got a tattoo.
Oh yeah, you did, so it's very exciting. Maybe I'll
get one this Friday. Do it? Probably not, don't do it?
All right til next week. I see you later. By

(01:00:07):
May nine. Great thing our things we have now taken
over your radio? Hey, what's going on? Is your boy kidding?

(01:00:30):
Can you listening to the home girl calling Marie and
my man Anthony? It's my day Friday? It's okay? What
does it mean up? Okay? Alright, well it's my day Friday.
That guts me pumped listening to it every morning from
now on, even when it's not Friday. Still I didn't

(01:00:51):
get old after a week. No, he calls me his homegirl.
I am somebody's home girl. I'm not anyone's homegirl. I
don't think, I hope I'm not. You're my homegirl. Okay,
that's cool. You a little necklace that's this home girl?
Can it be like written out a heart and we
break it a breaking apart half of it. I'm gonna

(01:01:14):
get it made on one of these websites for sure.
And you will wear it all right? Oh? I actually
would wear it if it was made, I'd wear it whatever.
I will have this. I will have this clip to
play forever, so when you say you're not wearing it,
I will play this and you will wear it all right.
And um, I'm going to start off with something from
Twitter quickly. Yesterday I was sitting in a meeting and

(01:01:36):
going through Twitter like I normally do professional. It's very professional.
And uh, I got a notification that said and I
think you got the same one I said. Is it
sad that the only thing I look forward to on
Fridays is getting paid and hashtag myday Friday podcast from
Worst Assistant and Carlin Murray. No, that's not sad. That
is amazing. That means you have the best life ever.

(01:01:58):
If you're looking forward to the I'm okay with it.
I mean, you probably should get out on a Friday
and do something as well. But after you listen to
the podcast. Well, if you're Monday Friday's only listening to
this podcast and you want to live through us, that's fine.
We'll just keep keep living it up and rolling up.
That puts a lot of pressure on us, though, Yeah,
we're gonna just roll up. Though it doesn't Monday Friday up.

(01:02:20):
I love it. So the last couple of Fridays, I
actually had a lot of stuff to do and I
didn't plan anything for today. Yeah, last week I did.
We got I got a tattoo one Friday, got a tattoo,
removed another Friday. I mean, I'm just I've been all
over the place, and you went down to Florida. We
both went down to Florida last week last weekend, took
a flight to Florida, went out to dinner there. Wait,
this is so crazy. So in our intro we have

(01:02:43):
the thing for space Jam. That greeting Earthlings sound is
from a song that was on the Space Jams soundtrack,
which was in one of my cheerleading routines from the nineties.
Fun fact. If you don't know the song, look it up.
It's awesome, very good. Well, in Florida last Friday, I
was at a restaurant and two tables away from me,
what's Michael Jordan's really? Yes? And I wanted to go like,

(01:03:03):
actually Michael Jordan's. I was like, Oh, my god, is
Michael Jordan. I was a fan girl, and I wanted
to go off to him and say I loved you
in Space Jam. I loved the character you played, all
the great things he's done in real life. You know
that character you played in Space Jam was great. You
really channeled I really wanted to do it so bad,
but I didn't because I don't like bothering people when
they're eating. The guy wins. I think six NBA titles,

(01:03:26):
I don't know how many m v p s Slam
Dunk Contest. And you wanted to go up to him
and say that you liked the movie where his arm
stretched halfway across the court and he played himself, which
took zero. That's what you were going to bring. Yes, absolutely,
What else would you say to Michael Jordan? I don't
know anything about basketball, and he played other sports. To

(01:03:46):
write he played baseball, whatever. He plays golf, yeah, whatever.
I don't care about that. But I think every rich
old person plays golf. Yeah he was. He was with
all people our age, which I was like, I could
totally hang out with Michael Jordan's. Was he with girl Orange? Yeah,
some guys, but more girls like Brunette's hot. Brunette's See,
that's what's different about getting older as a guy compared

(01:04:08):
to getting older as a well. Yeah, well here's the thing.
If you're a guy and you have money, there's basically
unless you're like I don't know, deformed or I don't
even think that matters, there's gonna be a girl out
there that's at least interested in you for your money.
I feel like it's harder for a woman to do that.
I don't care how rich a woman is. The guys

(01:04:30):
love cougar. I guess you're right now, I don't care
how rich. If there's an old like I'm talking like,
if I'm like seventy seventies, I don't think I could
do it. Even if it's like, oh well, actually, if
she was buying me like really nice cars and putting
me in an apartment, I guess it's different. But you
wouldn't do it. I'd think about it. I don't know
if i'd actually do it, whereas you if if the
reverse happened with you an old dude, Yeah, it's easier

(01:04:55):
for you to say yes. Yeah. I mean I think yeah, yeah, fun.
Guess I can't think I'd have to be at a
really low point in my life. I don't understand these girls.
But Michael Jordan is not a really old dude like
I would, totally only in his fifties. Um, yeah, I remember.
I was actually using Wikipedia when I was next to him.
You were looking up on a Wikipedia and well, what

(01:05:16):
is he up to? Why is he here? Apparently is
there all the time? Head down to West Palm Beach.
You canna find Michael. If you're listening to this, Michael Jordan,
I will have sex with you for lots of money.
There you go, I just said it. We'll pull up
that clip to what restaurant was it? Do you remember? Yeah?
All right. The reason we brought that up is because
last week I was pretty action packed. Right. You were there,

(01:05:36):
I was at I was at a wedding. We were
on a boat. I'm going to interrupt again. He looked
great at the wedding. I need to tell you that
because guys always tell girls that. But thank you, it's nice.
I was like, oh, trying to zoom in, like, oh,
brown shoes, and you had a boat tie on, which
is so hard to fall off, and I'm very proud
of you. I did have a bow tie on. Yeah. However,
I do need to come clean because a lot of

(01:05:56):
people have actually mentioned, specifically mentioned the bow tie. Nerve
this's what's gonna happen. And it was funny even the
day of the day of the wedding. The day after
the wedding, I was still at the beach and people
were talking about the bow tie. I came to work
and yesterday we had a big meeting and one of
the other DJs that works in the station mentioned what
I was wearing in the bow tie. Um, so I
do have to come clean now. It was a clip on.

(01:06:19):
I did it. But here's the thing. I can't blame
me for that. I can't tie that crap. I've been learning.
I've been trying to teach myself this week how to
tie a bow tie because it went over really well.
And the next well, I'm gonna go to a wedding
at the end of the month Memorial Day weekend. I
have another wedding and my my friend who is the groom,
you just had empty dubs. By the way, my friend

(01:06:42):
who's the groom is going to be wearing a bow
tie and I want to tie it for him. But
I know he's going to be wearing a real one
and he's going to make fun of me if I don't,
so pressures on. So the pressures. I have three two
and a half weeks. Yeah, I'll check in with you
next Friday. I'll help you. Let's do this together. I
was looking for video video how to do how we'll
do that. We'll have a video ready for next week.

(01:07:04):
Or how to have a girl tie UPO tie on you?
That could be cool, that'd be good. Someone told me
it's similar to tying your shoes, but I found that.
But you have to do with ear shirt off and
tie of the bow tie. Okay, we'll think about it.
We're gonna get so many hits. I have to stop
living a life of lives such a liar. Trust you?
What is your name? No more clip on bow ties.

(01:07:26):
I'm not even an assistant. My hashta, my Twitter handle,
is at worst assistant and I'm not even an assistant.
I just realized this. You are fake. I'm full of
You're not real. There's another thing that I guess I
hide sometimes. This is I'm like, it's just all coming
out right now, all right, lay it on me. I

(01:07:47):
would consider myself kind of like a guy's guy, right,
watch sports all the times. You're such a bro You're
do tell you. I try not to be, but at
the end of the day, I'm kind of You're like girls,
feet get away from me. I do hate feet. Such
a dude feet or disgusting. Okay, um, but what people

(01:08:07):
might not know is that you taste in music can
sometimes get very girly man. And to prove it, I'm
going to play my song for this week, but spice
girls close. I'm very very close. I will defend myself

(01:08:31):
a little bit and say that not only do I
love this song, it was also a request from last
week someone had. Someone actually tweeted at me and asked
me to make this my my Day Friday song? Right?
Was it a girl or was it a guy? It
was definitely a girl, all right, It definitely was and
it was actually our friend on Twitter at one d
new Yorker, So clearly she likes one direction and the

(01:08:53):
tweet reads, at worst, assistant, you're a hashtag. My day
Friday song should be Salute by Little Mix since their
music video just came out. So here's a little sample
of it. My favorite girls and the song that makes
me a little bit less of a man are liking it?
Here you go if you're with me, women, Alright, I

(01:09:37):
want to do a dance like I can totally make
it choreograph dance. Would it be weird if I said
I kind of know the dance because I saw it
in performing. Well, here's the thing. I'm going to defend
myself again. I feel like I'm doing I'm gonna do
that a lot today. I'm gonna have to do that
a lot. So when they released the album, Salute is
also the name of the album, they didn't event here
in New York's New York at in Times Square at

(01:09:59):
the hard Rock Okay, and I got to host the event. So,
which are you an honorary member of a Little Bit Yes,
I am all right, Okay, you want to play your song? Yeah? Already? Alright,
Well we could do that. Do I have to intro it?
What do I don't need to tell you what it is.

(01:10:23):
Just play it. Just play it. Yeah, everyone everyone knows
this song. This is my theme for this Friday because
I deserve it. Well, then stop talking so I can
play the song downstair fin too. We've seen this clock

(01:10:55):
s all right. Kesha is my soul mate and we
are the same person really in life. I have my
Kesha hair going today. That is very Kesha hair. I
was hurt for Halloween one year and I looked exactly
like her, and paparazzi thought I was hard, right, that's
were you still on intern when you did that? No,
I was my first Halloween here and I needed to

(01:11:16):
impress big time. So you went all out. So I
went all out and then everyone was like, Okay, we
like you now. My friend give me a great idea.
I'm not gonna say his name because I don't want
people to know that he does this on purpose. You
don't have friends, that's true. I have you as my homegirl,
that's it. And what is what this this move? This
ditching move is called the Merry go Round? All right?

(01:11:37):
How is this going to work? So listen, So hypothetically,
if we were at a bar with a bunch of
our friends, right, and I was trying to just picturing
all these people going into circle on a pony's It's
not it could end up that way. So let's say
I'm trying to ditch you, okay, okay. What would happen
is I take you to the bar and I buy

(01:11:58):
the first round of shots. Okay, simple, and we both
take a shot. Nothing's wrong with it, not poisoning you life. Yeah,
but the rest of our friends are all in on this,
this little game we're about to play, and the next
person in a couple of minutes goes to the bar
as well and buys you another shot. All right, so
I've had two shots, so I have two shots where

(01:12:19):
each of us has only had one. And then a
couple of minutes later, another person buys that person shot.
So that person so the person you're trying to ditch
person A doesn't realize because it's probably a lot going on.
I just think this awesome. Everybody wants me to take shots,
and with everyone drinking at the same time, you kind
of just think like, oh, yeah, this is fine and
all taking shots whatever, But that person is gonna get

(01:12:41):
drunk and probably pass out. I'll be down on the bar,
so then you leave me there. Now you put them
in a cab or just that person might just decide
they want to go home because they're sick, and then
you're free. Soft up. Can we do mean, I'll admit
that it's mean, but it could work. We need to
try it on somebody. We need. I would prefer not

(01:13:02):
to have to use it on someone. But if someone
does come out, and I think we should just test
it out on anyone. I mean, it could be someone
who really want to hang out with that night. But
we got to test it to Brian, my boyfriend. Yeah,
let's do it to Brian because before tonight and we
could totally. He doesn't listen to anything you do. Thank you,
He doesn't. He tells me. He tells me all the
time because we're friends, because we're friends your bros. Yeah,

(01:13:25):
he's actually my homegirl and your boyfriend home girl. But
I think here's the thing is if we if we
do that, if we do this to him, worst case scenario,
he ends up going home with you and we make
sure that he's not. How am I getting ditch to
the end of that's how you're going to get Have
you ever tried to ditch someone at a bar. It's

(01:13:45):
not easy. Yeah, I mean you try to just leave,
you can't just leave, like where'd you go? And you
can't not answer them because then they're gonna think something
happened to you. So you got to make them the
bad ones. Oh my god. The next day I got
so sick. I'm sorry I had to leave, no problems.
I wish you could have stayed. I don't know what happen.
I don't know. I got so drunk. Yeah, I mean,
it's really hard. This is the only logical way I
have so and this is why you need a trick

(01:14:07):
like this. We I went out to a bar I
want to say, like a year and a half ago
with our friend Scary from the Morning Show. And apparently
there's a girl that knows both of us that I
had no interest in hanging out with. No, no, no, no,
I will say, she's closer to my age than but regardless,

(01:14:30):
it's not that bad. Um. So I guess through following
him on social media, she found out that I was
at the bar with him, and she showed up by herself,
just her What a brave soul, very bold move. I'll
give her that. Yeah, I can say that, but I

(01:14:52):
had no way to ditch this girl. Did you just
hand her shots on? She ended up following me from
to three bars? Not I don't want to following. She
wasn't like a as a stalker, but she ended up
coming to three different bars with me. I mean, while
the whole time I just wanted to leave. But were
you being nice to her? Yeah? I was. You can't
do that well, but she came by herself like when
I'm like, hey, you gotta go, you just don't be

(01:15:13):
as receptive to her. And then if you're not acting
so nice to me, I'm like, all right, I'm gonna
catch this clue. But here's the problem with girls, and
this is one of the reasons that you'll never find
me being mean to girls, is if I'm mean to
a girl, I could have no interest in her whatsoever.
If I mean to a girl, all of her friends
are then going to find out that I mean. She's
gonna make it sound even worse and one sided because

(01:15:34):
they're not gonna be able to hear my side of
the story. That's like that Lulu app that we've looked
at connects to your Facebook and I can log on
girls only and rap guys through Facebook. So I went
on and I rated you, I gave you rave reviews,
and um, we want to see how it worked, and
you only have you had like one other good review.
But if someone went on there was like, he's a douchebag,

(01:15:54):
he sucks, like he you know, started making up things
about you. They can do that and only other girl,
And I can't defend myself. You had me checking, like
can you go on there and look and see what
people are saying? Yeah, because I have no way to
find that out. So that's why you'll never You'll never
find me being outwardly mean to a girl. But if
I was a bit to a guy and he told
his friends, he'd be like, I don't care. I'm trying anyway. Yeah,

(01:16:15):
their friends wouldn't care. That sucks for you, guys, it does.
All it takes is one crazy one crazy girl that wow,
bitches be crazy. Um, so we're probably gonna get out
of here sometime soon. What's your first drink once you
get out of work? What's your first drink today? Okay, well,
I'll probably have a vodka soda or a beer, depending
how the rest of the day goes. Because that's what

(01:16:36):
I always go for. Those are those are staples. Yeah,
like a good beer with very high alcoholic content, because
if I'm drinking, I'm not drinking just um because I
like the taste of ALCOHOLM drinking because I need to
be wasted. So that's what I usually do. But one
of my favorite drinks that I haven't had and about,
oh god, I haven't been at college. And oh it's

(01:16:56):
two four years this May. This is so about four
years ago this exact weekend, I was at a bar
at Rutgers called stuff your Face Awesome. Mario Batali worked
there when he was at Rutgers as a chef. That's
where he got his start. Um. They have this drink
called the fish Bowl and it's sixty of alcohol. Are
you supposed to drink it with friends? Um? They do

(01:17:18):
give you a few straws, but each person is allowed
to have one of their own. That's it. You like,
you get a stamp. You can't order anymore. It's awesome.
I think I'm just gonna start off with a bloody Mary.
What Yeah, I know, and people make fun of because
I enjoy bloody Mary. No, it is not Sunday at
eleven am. I am not letting you drink a bloody mary.
But I'm going to start a little earlier than you,
so there's a good chance I'll be drinking by like noon,

(01:17:39):
one o'clock. They're gross tomatoes. I used to rip on
them a lot. I want to drink tomatoes out of straw.
I don't drink out of a straws off, But I
added something to a bloody mary last weeknight. Makes the world. First. Off,
you have to get like a spicy bloody mary. Okay,
I could see that. And then I found jar of
olives stuffed with halopens. Okay, those in there as well,

(01:18:01):
and it's delicious. You're gonna make your own, yeah, I
mean just buy some mix. Really, go home and make
your own bloody mary. You know, I'll go to my
rooftop because I have a nice little rooftop. Patty to
go to my rooftop, take my bloody good thing. My
room is the size of a shoe box. Are you
going to sit by yourself when you drink a body marry?
I have, I definitely have. I'm judging you really bad

(01:18:24):
right now. That's fine. I'm okay if that's what I'm
gonna be judged on. In my life. I think I've
done Okay, I've done all right, but I think you
have to actually get into the studio and do some work.
This sucks. So you're gonna take the spot that I'm
sitting in and actually do real work and then Day Friday.
All right, So I guess you'll just let me know

(01:18:47):
when you're done. We'll go start on My Day Friday.
I'm excited. And if you guys are doing anything out
there in the world wherever you're listening, I don't care
where you are. Uh, use the hashtag my day Friday.
Let us know what you're doing. Take a picture on
Instagram tag that as well. Um, you can follow me
at worst Assistant on both Instagram and Twitter. Yeah, we
want ideas about what to do other Fridays. And if
people want to follow you at the Carla Murray and

(01:19:08):
if they want to follow I guess both of us
at the same time Day Friday. There you go, all right,
that guys, thank you so much for hanging out with us,
and uh, I guess till next week Friday Friday, May sixteen.

(01:19:31):
Greating our things. We have now taken over your radio. Hey,
what's going on? Is your boy kidding? Can you listening
to the home girl calling Marie and my man Anthony,
it's my day Friday. Roll up again, I'm rolling up

(01:19:52):
our day. Don't ever say that again. What I said
all the time, I really people look at me like
I actually just stuttered when I say it, not like
I am just trying to make on purpose. It always
sucks when you're trying to make a joke and no
one gets it and you just look like a big
dumb adio. That happens to me several times a day,

(01:20:12):
which is fine. Around the same page, The first thing
I want to do today is congratulate you. Actually on
what on actually staying out past eleven o'clock class Friday?
I kicked ass and I had no I did because
I was awake for twenty three hours straight, no nap

(01:20:33):
because we were we were at work late. We ended
up saying at work late last Friday. I even took
a nap before I went out, because you're a pansy
because sometimes you nap and then you don't wake up.
But I did, you did. I stayed up till three
thirty in the morning. You know what, Congratulations put myself
on the back. So now that you finally stayed out late,

(01:20:54):
and you stayed up past eleven o'clock. Wait past, what's
what's your plan for today? I'm going to go home
sleep day. I have not recovered from last Friday, So
you're just gonna make up for it? Well, I might
end up going out. I need to go shopping though,
for I need my summer wardrobe because it's about to
get real warm, and I don't have summer clothes. You

(01:21:15):
don't know that's not true. You clearly you obviously have
summer clothes. I have some shorts and some tank tops,
but not enough for a summer wardrobe. What did you
wear last summer summer clothes? So okay, I need to
build on my wardrobe every season. I have to go
out and buy new clothes. How many articles of clothing

(01:21:36):
slash accessories do you think you're going to buy? Oh? Buy? Well,
I need three T shirts and I need at least
a black and white and then probably a color. I
need some blazers, and I need at least four new
pairs of shoes. I'm going to buy somewhere between ten
and fifteen items. So you'll be in the double digits. Yeah, oh,
for sure. If I'm not I'm going to come home
and cry. I don't understand why because it's only for summer.

(01:22:00):
These clothes will only be for summer. You know what
I'm saying. Do you only do this for summer? No winter? Two?
So you just go out every year for every season
and by a whole new wardrobe, and then at the
end of the season, I donate the clothes that I've
hated or wore way too much, so I get rid
of some. And plus this year my boobs grow a lot,
so that's true. You do you actually do need new shirts?

(01:22:21):
I do need new shirts. And by gurw, I mean
they're fake your your boobscrew in one day, in like
an hour, it was the craziest thing ever. Do the
shirts from last summer not like do they look weird now? Um? Nope,
they don't fit. My sweaters fit in the winter because
they're sweaters. They're fine. So I want to put on

(01:22:41):
my first tank toff like this great, I'm like, clothes
are still gonna fit. Nope, I couldn't move. It was
bad and they're like sticking out on weird places. So
now I need to go buy big girl tank tops.
I don't know if this is like too much information.
What size shirt did you wear before? And do you
have to wear like a media medium? Well, I would
usually shop in the child's sections, So now I need
to buy adult like bigger clothes. And it's weird because

(01:23:02):
it's not like the rest of you has gotten any bigger. No,
but I realized that boobs have a huge effect on
your clothing and how things fit, because it will make
it fit weird in other places. I get it, Okay, Yeah,
I guess if it forms differently, Yeah, so I can
and I cannot get away with some of the clothes
like I wore earlier this week, the T shirt that
was really low caut I used to wear it all

(01:23:23):
the time because it'd be like tight to my chest
and you wouldn't see anything. But now that there's actually
something there, I looked like a hooker sitting at my
desk all day and was like covering up my boobs.
If you didn't have the boob job, would you still
have to go out and buy a new wardrobe for
the summer, Yes, because when I like, listen, I'm not
gonna lie every summer. I'll buy like one thing like this.

(01:23:46):
And this is the first time I've purchased a new
bathing suit for I think two years, I've bought at
least two to three new bathing suits every summer bought.
I bought two this year to make up for the
fact that I hadn't purchased one in two years. But
I'm also very picky when I buy my stuff, Like
it takes me four different trips to the mall to
buy a pair of jeans. R jeans, don't even get

(01:24:07):
me started. That's that's an issue that like I leave
them stores crying when I go on jeans. And also
I don't like buying clothes online because you never know
how it fits. Really agreed, But the last month I
have decided that I hate shopping in stores because I
don't really like people that much. I don't like when
they bang into me, and I don't like having to
change in the mall, Like I'm getting naked in a store.

(01:24:30):
Why is that happening? So I've been ordering stuff online
and I'm liking it. I guess you' just return it
if it doesn't fit properly. That's what I'm doing. But
I'm also very lazy, so I never returned things. I'll
just leave them or give them to my brother is
or something. Now I've been going shopping and not trying
stuff on and trying I want to get home and
then I have to return it. I think the important
thing to take away from this is a if you're

(01:24:50):
a girl and you're deciding to get new boobs, make
sure you have clothing for after you can have your boobs.
And I hope that you don't only go shopping today.
You should probably go and enjoy the rest of your
Friday outside of you. You're right, I do I have
because that's kind of lame. Would you do Friday when shopping?

(01:25:10):
That's cool? That is so cool. It's okay. Um, you
have a song for this week, right? I do. I
just heard it yesterday and I was like, I need
to use this for Monday Friday. It's called Jealous and
it's by Chromeo, who I've never heard of before the song,
but now I love him. All right. Well here it's
a guy, right, it is all right? It's fun. I

(01:25:55):
like that very I like it a lot. Summer song.
My best friend. I love this. Why why is Chromeo
not your best friend? I think Chromeo is two guys.
First of um, we would be the three best friends.
And everybody with the three best friends. How do people
make new friends? Um, I don't know. I don't have
new I don't think I've made a new friend in

(01:26:16):
years now. My coworkers are my friends. The only time
I make new friends, Like I'm my new friends are
your roommates. Some of your roommates you introduced me to
that they're not really my friends, Like I don't go
hang out with them, but you do when you hang
out with me, So they're like in your circle of friends.
It has to be. Yeah, Like if your friend gets
a job and you meet their coworkers, that's the only
way is there is there like a Tinder for non sex,

(01:26:39):
you should make that up want to hang out? Yeah,
but that would just end up being regular Tinder because
you can't have people meet online and have the trust
in them to not try to have sex with each other. Yeah,
but that's the rule with the new app that we're
going to invent. You can't have sex. But what if
you think you're going to be friends with someone then

(01:27:00):
it actually happens. That's okay because that happens with real
friends too. What are we gonna call it? I don't know, friend.
I was going to say fender, but that would mean
find her. The two ends fender, specially tender. My friend
just supposed to go on the date with this girl
who was so hot, seemed great. He was talking to

(01:27:22):
her and they found out they had a mutual friend
and solely through tender. Solely through tender, so he's like,
let's reach out to this mutual friend and seeing how
you know what she thinks. So he's like, hey, I
met this girl says she knows you, and the friend said,
you need to run immediately. She is a psycho. You
need to get away. Why. I don't know the full
back story. I just know that all she said was

(01:27:42):
don't do it. So now he's still going to the
date because he really wants to meet her. Well, but
psycho could mean a couple of like, psycho could mean
she's going to stab you in your sleep. Psycho, she'll
text you constantly. Psycho, she'll find your mom on Facebook
after you meet it the first day and friend her
on Facebook. There's a lot of different levels of psycho.

(01:28:03):
Some of them are more or worse than others. Obviously,
like getting stabbed like that. Actually, I'd rather get stabbed
than have a girl that I just met friend my
mom on Facebook. Good to know if you had to
choose between the two any point just stabbed. Well, here's
the issue though, He not only is even going on
the day with her, he said to me, this is

(01:28:25):
her name and this is where she lives if I
go missing, So that's the that's the type of psycho
she is. Seems like it. I'd still go. How this
to me about a guy, I would not be giving
out the address. I wouldn't be going if he's obviously
going because of her picture with her. Yeah, she seems

(01:28:47):
like the whole package. How did he talked to it?
Just no, they probably think they were texting. So I
don't actually have Tinder. Yeah, I'm luckily, Well you've had
a boyfriend since before Tinder was like really popular. But
I might do it just to see what happens. I'm
just nervous about Tinder. Okay, well you're going to make
an account right now? Yes, I'll run it for you.

(01:29:09):
You'll run my Tinder. Yeah, but there's apparently side goes
on there, so be careful. But it's like goes everywhere
you can. We put up your picture and then I
talk to people. I'll have so much fun. That's fine.
I'm going to use Anthony as your name. I would
use my name just because I don't want to look
like a creep when people find out it's not actually

(01:29:29):
my name. But it's not gonna matter because they're gonna
show up their name. I'm going to be there, so
you're just gonna catfish people using my picture is what
you're saying. This will be the best. Maybe that's how
I'll make girlfriends catfish. Okay, so that was actually me,
But we'd make great best friends. I don't. I mean,
I get Tinder, like I get how it works and everything,

(01:29:50):
and it sounds cool, but I know that the friends
that I have that you use Tinder, really all it
ends up is you either go to on vacation so
you have nothing to lose, so just start right swiping everybody,
or you get really drunk and by like one o'clock
you're just like, I don't know, I just want someone
to respond, and you just keep right swiping. So it's
like no one's really paying attention. There's no effort that

(01:30:11):
goes into finding someone on Tinder, No, not at all.
They're just there and then if they're not there anymore,
it's just because you moved your finger and you don't
want to see them anymore. It's such a weird way
of finding Let's say I write swipe someone and then
they right swipe me. Listen to yourself. Is that just like,
all right, now we're gonna have sex? Does it? What's
what's the how long before you get put together on tender?

(01:30:35):
Is it okay to say all right, just let's have sex.
I feel like that is what it is all about.
What was that first book app that we we used
a while ago? You tested it out? Not Lulu? No? No?
Oh man? Oh this Facebook sex one? Well, you have
sex with me? Yes or no. Basically, you're supposed to
go through all of your with this app. You go

(01:30:56):
through all of your Facebook friends and select the ones
that you're gonna have you would like to have sex with.
If they happen to do the same thing and they
select you, it just says I think it's called banging
with friends, banging with friends, bang with friends, so it's
essentially the same thing. It just says it's time to
bang Carlmary selected you or whatever? Is? I think I

(01:31:18):
still have the email saved somewhere. It's just a weird world.
Then these things can happen. But it's also convenient, like
if it does break down that awkward barrier, like if
you're okay with it and I'm okay with it, then
why not, like why go through all like the niceties?
The niceties. I don't admit that necessities. No nice, I'm

(01:31:40):
specifically saying niceties, and I'm making up that word. Possibly
I'm gonna google it. Can you Nope? I can't define it. Nope.
You can't do that the things that you would do,
like being nice nice. Wait, it comes up as a nicety,
a fine detail or distinction, especially one regarded as intricate

(01:32:01):
and fussy. Bang. I think you're meant to say necessa No,
I meant to say niceties. Well, I'm a lot smarter
than people. Friday Word of the Week is nice. Niceties
brought to you by the letter N. I can't believe
that's a word. Apologize. I hate I hate apologizing, but
I will well because I'm absolutely right. Are ready for

(01:32:22):
my song? I am ready? You said it was I
was gonna like it. I think you're gonna love this song. Actually,
I know you're going to. Oh, all right, that's bold
and I'm not being an intro. I'll talk about it afterwards.
We stick to our guns. We love who we love,
and we won't to have fun. You know. We cuss
on the Mondays, you can pray on them Sundays passing

(01:32:45):
around and we dream upbout Monday. Because this is how
I ruined it didn't That's how you're supposed to sing
to this song. I love that song. It's awesome. And
that's Florida GEORGEA Line featuring Luke Bryant. Right at the end,
considering he's a feature on the song, he really says

(01:33:05):
almost nothing, like that's his whole part. Yeah, he he's
awesome and he's got some sweet dance moves. And someone
told me that that song was originally written as a joke,
because when you first hear it kind of sounds like
a joke because the guys from Florida George Line are
kind of rapping. Sounds like a rap and they do
it every now and then there are songs. But it
apparently was written as a joke originally, And then like,

(01:33:26):
this is actually kind of fun. Let's make this a
fun song. I'm going to write a song as a joke.
And then I'll see what you have your selfie song.
I do, but I'm gonna write my own like not you.
But here's the thing. They can write a joke song
and sing it and sound good, whereas you can write
a joke song and try to sing it. But we

(01:33:49):
all know that that's not necessarily a strong point. I've
been practicing, okay, when you sit at home and practice, no,
I cannot sing at all, like is like people can
sing and carry a tune. I'm pretty sure I'm tone deaf. Yeah. Probably.
I've heard you sing this week. It's not that great.

(01:34:10):
I have a clip of it on my phone somewhere.
But I don't really want to ruin anybody's Friday. I'm not.
I'm not going to ruin. But I think both of
those songs that we played today, we're actually great Friday songs.
They are there just you feel good. I think that
finding the ultimate weekend song like this is what I'm
listening to, either driving where you gotta go or getting
ready to go out, finding the best songs that paces

(01:34:34):
the way for the rest of your If you if
you have a good like getting ready playlist, like do
you have a getting ready playlist? Yeah, I'll usually use
I Heeart Radio, put on either the country channel or
a few of my favorite songs of that week. I
make a playlist out of them, like Fancy Iggy's all
yott because I'm trying to learn those words real hard,
but it's a little tough, and yeah, stuff like that.

(01:34:54):
I picked my favorite songs of the week that I'm loving,
and then I'll play them all NonStop, over and over again,
and it really it changes your whole mood. And when
you're wasting that song comes on at the bar, your
week has come full. So exactly, I think what we're
gonna do is we're gonna make a Spotify account for
my Day Friday, and every week we'll just upload the
songs or we'll add it. We'll make one playlist and

(01:35:15):
just keep that whole thing. Such a great idea. And
I also want anyone that's listening, like the six or
seven people that are listening, I thought it was four.
You know what, we have we couple more listening. My
dad doesn't definitely not. We wouldn't even know where to sorry,
I don't know if my dad knows how to use speaker.
No actually started texting me recently, which is impressive. But

(01:35:39):
before we get we get sidetracked. I also want everyone
that's listening to tweet us and let us know what
songs we should add, because last week I had a
suggestion from a listener. Yeah no, it was a little
Mixed salute. Come on, what's wrong with you? Is there
five in both of them? No, there's four in Little
Mix and five in Fifth Harmony. Okay, I'm done, I'm got,
I got an now I'm set easy Little Mix fifth

(01:36:02):
all right, So if you are listening, feel free to
tweet us. You can tweet Carla Marie at the Carla Murie.
You could tweet me at Worst Anthony. I changed it.
Oh this is but we need to discuss this. Apparently
people aren't happy. Who's not I heard from a bunch
of people yesterday that they're not happy with the change
because people don't like change because they're stupid. Well, my

(01:36:23):
original Twitter, the first account I ever had, was at
Worst Assistant, and I changed it last Friday at worst
Anthony because you are the worst Anthony. Yeah, and I
think I just wanted my name in there. I don't know,
just I don't believe me out there. But what I
did just to make sure that no one takes Worst
Assistant is. I made another email address and saved Worst

(01:36:47):
Assistance so no one else can take it. That was
pretty smart. I also have a third account that I'm
going to use one day that I don't want to
ruin it yet. It's good though, make other Twitter accounts.
Am I the only person that doesn't do this? Well,
they don't use them, They're just kind of saved. Okay,
I'm start thinking about things. Actually, total have a total
of three of them. You're weird. We'll have a present

(01:37:10):
one living a lie. I am living a lie. You're fake? Yes.
I also didn't make a bow tie video like we
said we're gonna do last week. You're a liar. I
will do that because I have to learn in two weeks.
I have one week actually because Memorial Days next weekend, right,
I have a wedding that Saturday, so I have to
learn in one week to tie a proper bow tie. Um,

(01:37:33):
we will have Jesse Tyler Ferguson visiting our studios next
week and he has a bow tie company. You should
do a video with him? Should is he coming in?
I don't pay attention to our schedule at all. I
love Jesse Tyler Ferguson. I like he's got great style.
I'll give him that. Oh we should have him say
it's Mighty Friday with us another. Yes, we have to

(01:37:54):
get him do that and will feel so cool. Um Man,
what else do we have? I just need I need
a drink. It's one of those weeks where I need
not even to get like blackout wasted. I just want
to go home and relax and have a drink and
then I'll go out and get blackout wasted. I had
a pretty good week. I think this week went by
very fast. But you just we had different weeks, so
that means you had a bad week. I didn't have

(01:38:16):
a bad week. I gotta do some cool stuff. On Wednesday,
I went to the Yankee game. I went on Tuesday.
You went at Yankee Stadium and I went to City Field.
You know what it was fun? Well, I went to
a wine It was actually fun going to a different
ballpark and sheering for your team. And I did research

(01:38:38):
with with my brother. Actually, when we're at the game,
I think and I still have to do further research.
I think Yankee Stadium and City Field are the two
closest arenas to each other for a rivalry, I get.
I mean, what else there's They're nine point five miles apart.
Chicago was just above it. It was like at ten
because you have the White Sox and the Cubs, and

(01:39:00):
then who else was there? Well, actually, I have the
winner Jets and Giants. We also we took those because
then you could put Clippers and Lakers because they play
in the same arena, they win, same locker room. And
then I think the next closest to the Yankees and
Mets was the Oakland Athletics and the San Francisco Giants

(01:39:20):
because they play right across the water from each other.
It's pretty fun fact. So so it is cool seeing
because just like you saw Yankee Stadium, there were tons
of tons of Mets fans there, there were a ton
of Yankee fans at City fields. Get beat up for cheering, No, no, no,
not at all. It was cool. Got some drinks, got
some great seats. Yeah, I had had great seats beer.
A foul ball almost took off my head. Okay, have

(01:39:43):
you ever tried to catch one? How fast did they come?
It depends on where if you're sitting, like along the
third and first baselines. Yeah, it was first baseline, they
come really like, you have to keep your heads up.
The head. If you have more than one head, you
can keep that up as well. You have to keep
your head up at all times because if that thing
is hit at you, it's coming it like ninety because
I would really want to try to catch it, because
I'd be so mad if I just ducked down. But

(01:40:05):
I was like, is it worth a broken hand or
broken fing is worth it? It's worthy. So your hand
is bruised for a little bit. It's not the worst
thing in the world. I can't do my job perfect,
that's sure. You wouldn't be able to do a lot
of your job. You can just sit back, pick up
your feet. All I gotta is break my hands. Yeah,

(01:40:26):
although I'm gonna break my hands now, I was gonna suck.
When I was still Elvis's assistant, I broke my hand
punching a punching bag. Remember that, and I still have
to do my job. Well, that sucks. Maybe I had
a broken bone in my hand for a day and
a half before I went to the hospital. That's stupid. Yeah,
well I didn't know it was just because you're a
tough guy. No, I'm actually I'm really not a tough guy,

(01:40:46):
a big baby. Do you think you're a tough guy anyway?
I do think I try to act like a tough guy,
but not. We'll do this next week. We'll talk about
how you're not a tough guy. I'm gonna get a
drink today, and I think I haven't really decided what
I'm going to go with for the day. I know
last week I did Bloody Mary's. I ended up doing beer,
a lot of beer. See, I can't I enjoy beer

(01:41:07):
like I drank a couple of beers. I was watching
the Yankee game that you were watching at the stadium.
I watched at home, and I had like three or
four beers, just chilling on my couch, my brand new couch,
which is awesome and very comfortable, but very difficult to
bring up the stairs of an apartment. No, thank you.
I want nothing to do with that. But if I
go out, I feel like, I don't know, I don't
enjoy drinking a lot of beers when I go out.

(01:41:29):
I'm much rather to take a bunch of shots. I
hate you. You're that guy. You are the that's me.
I'm fireball guy. Okay, right now, I don't want shots.
I just want to drink my beer and hang out.
And I still got real wasted because I had a
lot of beers in a lot of hours as well.
But if I had that many vodka sodas, I'd probably

(01:41:52):
have been would have been faced down. But you have
a better hangover the next or less less of a
hangover the next day than Saturday. It was pretty roughly anyway.
You know what we'll do. Since we haven't picked drinks
for today, let's each tweet out or instagram the drinks
that we select for the day, at least the first
drink of the day, all right, and Instagram you're also
at the Carla Murray also at worst Anthony almost that's

(01:42:16):
the wrong one. It's I almost, I call myself, but um,
look for that today and also follow both of us
at the same time Moday Friday at my Day Friday
Instagram Twitter. Facebook is also my Day Friday. So just
follow us wherever you can and we'll we'll try to
be entertaining. I don't know if I can. We'll get

(01:42:36):
to try, and if not, we always got next week,
that's sure. There next week's Moral Day weekends, so we'll
talk about the summer and rules for the summer. Next week.
We want summer rules, we'll send us over all right, Well,
we'll see you next week and make sure you tell
all of your friends to listen to us, because we
need some listeners by Monday Friday. Bitches,

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