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February 22, 2021 28 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Love, Hello and welcome to my favorite murder the Miniso.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's right or what? I don't know. We gotta think
of something.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Do we know?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
They know how it goes.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Read your emails. You sent them into us, You want
us to read them? We agree?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, we fund.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
That's what a relationship. That's how relationships work. Give and take.
We ask you give, thank you, thank you. You are
first this week. It's just for fun. I mean, I
love love too.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's all I've ever wanted. This one is just hometown story. Hi,
Karen and Georgia. Exclamation mark. I was listening to episode
two sixty one where you mentioned letter Kenny. Oh yeah,
the wonderful TV show I'm from. List towel. I bet
that's not how us listowel listable?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Is it list towel?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's dorobably not list towel.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Your top ten favorite towels of all time?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Number ten those really scratchy hotel ones that are close
ough hate. Number nine the ones that your aunt has
that don't absorb anything they realize.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
At the end of it.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh that's never eight.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
My favorite thing when I go to a state of
sales is opening the like fabric closet that's not what
it's called, you know, the like pant uh not the pantry.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's not the pan, the linen pantry, linen closet.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Thank you, because it's like it's always you know, older
people and it's just decades of No, we've never thrown
away and my grandma had one too, so like, I
love it.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I love the smell. We've never thrown away sheets or towels,
towels through the years. It's a beautiful used to have.
My aunt Kathleen in the mid eighties turned my mom
onto bath sheets. She was like, no, no, no, bath
sheets are like twice as big as a regular bath towel. Yeah,
so hard to handle. When you get out of the shower.
You can wrap yourself like entirely. It's almost like a blanket,

(02:12):
but a towel. There's number three on the top ten
list towel list. Now back to list Toole, Canada.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Here we go. I'm from the Stool, the town that
letter Kenny was based off of, from which the creator
Jered Kiso, hails the friend of the family.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Friend of the family against his will. Probably is more
of the actual friend, I believe.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, let me tell you it's an embarrassingly accurate depiction
of our tiny town, right down to the name of
the bar, mo Dean's Roadhouse, And that's m O Dean
Mo Dean's Roadhouse, which I adore, which is basically our
only bar in town and closed down a few years ago.
Someone even made a replica of the Letter Kenny logo

(02:59):
and replaced our town sign with it for a while.
And again shout out to our friend Neil Mahoney, who
was obsessed with the show and even had a Letter
Kenny themed birthday party.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Anyways, That's not what I want to talk about. Are
you sure? I want to tell you about perhaps our
most infamous crime, the murder of Jesse Keith. I remember
hearing the story as a kid and thinking my older
sister was just trying to scare me. But when she
took me to visit Jesse Keith's grave, I realized it
was true. I booted up our old Dell computer and
waited for the dial up to connect before doing some

(03:33):
more research. Probably some five hours later, I had found
all the information I needed. Jesse Keith was just thirteen
years old when, on October eighteen ninety four, her throat
was slit, her body stripped, her, her corpse mutilated. Oh,
I know. The scene was so horrific that townsfolks thought

(03:54):
Jack the Ripper had come to Canada and was on
the loose in Ontario a drift. That's so, that's how
unfucking believable a crime like that was that it's like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
You're just trying to like, you can't wrap your head
around it.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Totally can't be anyone in your town, exactly, Yeah, Sad.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
A drifter known as al Mead Chatel was accused shortly thereafter,
as he had been spotted around the train tracks near
her house that day. Al Mead was apprehended five days
after Keith's murder and was found caring a valise containing
female undergarments. He confessed to the crime, but later recanted
his statement. Nonetheless, he was found guilty and hanged on

(04:36):
May thirty first, eighteen ninety five, making him the first
man to be hanged in Perth County. Strangely, in twenty eleven,
while reconstructing the old jail house, his remains, along with
those of the second man to be hanged in Perth County,
were found under the foundation. I guess they just left
their bodies there and paved them over. After her death,

(04:59):
Jesse's family had a large statue of a young girl
with ruby eyes erected over her grave in our local cemetery.
To this day, it remains the largest and in my opinion,
the most beautiful headstone in our cemetery. Although the rubies
were stolen years ago, the story of Jesse Keith has
become something of folklore in our little town. Used to

(05:20):
scare kids into staying away from strangers, and visiting her
grave has become a dare that angsty teenagers do for
fun on Halloween, hoping to catch a glimpse of Jesse's
ghost dancing around her headstone. I hope sharing this with
you all will bring her ancestors some peace in knowing
that her tail is not forgotten. Stay sexy and pitter patter.

(05:41):
Let's get out her sam which must be there? Which
much be Towell Townes the fucking battle cry?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
No no, no, that's from letter Kenny.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Great, but maybe the same thing, kind of same, same, Yeah,
they're saying, yeah wow. When you first said that, a
statue of a girl with ruby eyes seemed like something
that would be quite haunting if it was still around,
but especially in a cemetery.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, but I love that Sam was like, I hope
her ancestors find Sam solace. That's sweet.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, here's my first one. This is the subject line
is badass survivor story, right, and it starts just like this.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
It doesn't matter. I know, you know, I wish everyone well.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I sent this in a few months ago, but it
was about thirty pages long, so I'm not surprised it
wasn't Red Smart Smart. However, it's a pretty amazing story.
So here's the abridged version. I got sent home from
campus in the fall due to COVID parentheses. I was fine,
there were just a lot of cases. One night at
the dinner table, my mom was telling stories to cheer
me up, and she casually mentioned in between bites that

(06:57):
someone was murdered in the house.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
I grew up in mom, anyway.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Of course, I immediately looked it up after dinner, and
I realized she got something wrong.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
It wasn't a murder story. It was a survivor story.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Susan Shoneman Shoeiman was nineteen years old in nineteen eighty five,
studying cosmatology while living in Savannah, Georgia. From a payphone
a few blocks from her house, Susan called a bar.
She thought her sister, Christa, who was visiting from Savannah,
would be in. The bartender handed the phone to Christa,
and at some point they got into an argument. During

(07:32):
the call, a man asked Susan for directions to Bolton
Street in fuck politeness fashion. She said I don't know
and continued with the call. However, the man came back
with a gun and forced Susan to come with him.
Since they were in an argument, Christa just thought she
hung up the phone.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
They made their way down West Gwinnett Street and ended
up behind a gray clapboard row house, the house I
would eventually grow up in. He punched her, shot her,
raped her, and left her naked in a crawl space
of the house. But Susan wasn't going to give up
that easy. She mustered up enough strength to crawl out
from under the house, climb over a four foot wall,

(08:10):
and then walk up three flights of stairs to a
neighboring apartment for help. After two and a half weeks
in the hospital, she was released. To make an extremely
long and extremely sad story short, there were no leads
so the investigation was closed administratively. Susan eventually went back
to cosmetology school in Savannah, and by two thousand and

(08:31):
one she was a professional hairstylist, married with two children.
The day before she and her husband were going to
sign a contract on a house in Atlanta, her mother
called her crying there was a serial rapist loosed in
the area. She begged them not to move there. Mom,
do you not get it? She responded, there are rapes
occurring every single day. I'm not going to allow another

(08:53):
rapist to keep me from doing what I feel I'm
supposed to do. On the thirtieth anniversary of the attack,
community newspaper published an open letter that Susan wrote to
her attacker. Quote, I have often wondered if I ever
cross your mind, if you ever knew that I lived
survived your wrath that fateful night, Whether you do or not,

(09:14):
I write this to inform you that not only did
I physically survive you, I have overcome the hell and
utter destruction you caused, by the grace of God, I
lived to tell unquote. Susan is now the director of
the Piedmont Rape Crisis Center, where she answers several hundred
calls a year from local women. Stay sexy, and if

(09:35):
you're going to grow up in a crime scene, make
sure it's one with a badass survivor. That's from Sheldon,
whose pronouns are she Her.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
That is incredible, It's not unbelievable, so empowering and beautiful.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
And it's very cool that that on the thirtieth anniversary
that that paper published that open letter told us. Really amazing.
I think that's what a co thing to have people
be able to like make a statement like that or
you know, kind of make that show of empowerment.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Good, very, very.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Cool, very I'm not going to reach you the title
because it gives it all away. Hi, Queens and Steven.
Fuck yeah, let's get into it. You all have asked
for stories on cocaine, bathtubs and burning down the house before,
and this story has it all.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Long story short. My dad is one of my best friends,
but he has undiagnosed add and gets distracted easily. He
was cooking one afternoon about twenty years ago and got
distracted by a movie on TV. Unfortunately, the stir fry
oil ended up catching on fire and burning down our
kitchen with the smoke going into the vents. What Luckily

(10:48):
no one was hurt, but my dad ended up putting
out putting it out with buckets of pool water, which
is not recommended. I bet we had to move into
a rented house while our kitchen was being rebuilt and
smoke cleared from the vents. My dad was in charge
of finding the renovation cruise. My dad found this sketchy
European man, We'll call Tony to do the countertop granite

(11:10):
for an exceedingly reasonable price. Always a red flag. Anyways,
one day, Tony broke a large piece of granite and
my mom and him got into several phone arguments for
a few days. The next week, my mom got a
call into her supervisor's office. Did I mention my mom
is one of the first female FBI agents. Oh well,

(11:30):
she is, and her supervisor wanted to know why she
was making so many calls to one of the top
cocaine smugglers from Europe. That's right, you see, Tony's phones
were tapped, and the reason the granite was so cheap
is because that was clearly his side hustle, since he
used the granite and marble to smuggle in the cocaine.

(11:53):
Needless to say, that contract was quickly terminated. I can't
believe my parents didn't get a divorce that year, but
they're still together thirty five years later. Thanks again for
being so open about mental health and women empowerment. Also,
my mom and I have a complicated relationship because she's
a big Trump supporter, but I liked telling these stories
of her paths to remind me of how much of

(12:15):
a badass she is. I've sent in previous stories about her,
so hope they get read one day.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Best c Wow, I just like that that person who's
like has the marble dealer who I guess that's the
front front of his business or front whatever you call that,
that's what he fronts with that he's doing business with
FBI agents and doesn't know it.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah, yeah, how good can he be?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Great point? I didn't think of that. Do a little
research and then arguing with them about broken marble. Don't
argue with an FBI agent. Just replace, replace the marble.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Or just casually ask when you're hanging out in the
kitchen one day, like, hey, what do you do? You know?
Just get like do a little recon Yeah, okay, I'm
not going to read you the subject line of this
one and just starts, Hello, my favorite people. I hail
from Monroe County, Michigan, which is a bunch of nothing in.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Between Detroit and Toledo.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
There's a small city of Monroe at the center, but
the rest of the county is quite rural. I was
re listening to Karen tell the horrible story of PSA
flight seventeen seventy one and suddenly remembered that a plane
crash definitely happened around here when I was very young.
I headed straight to the Internet and got really sucked
in and found out a bunch of stuff I never
knew before. So here's the tragic story. Calm Air flight

(13:33):
thirty two seventy two was headed from Cincinnati to Detroit
on January ninth, nineteen ninety seven. This is typically a short,
easy flight, probably around forty five minutes. Aboard the flight
were three crew members and twenty six passengers. The pilots
were beginning to receive pre landing instructions when the plane
suddenly rolled one hundred and forty five degrees to the left,

(13:55):
then violently rolled back to the right, and then nose
dived straight down into a rural field located between Monroe
and the nearby town of Dundee. This crash site was
a mere eighteen miles from the Detroit Metro Airport aka
literal minutes from the flight's destination. The whole plane was
obliterated by the impact, much like PSA seventeen seventy one

(14:19):
was in your story. All twenty nine people on board died.
I don't want to attempt to get technical, but basically,
weather conditions had caused ice to build up on the plane,
which caused the engines to abruptly stall mid flight. Apparently
there was a d icing mechanism, but these pilots had
been wrongly instructed to wait until some ice built up

(14:40):
before activating it. This next piece of information really blew
my mind. Although only two of the passengers had actually
been from here, all of the unidentified remains were buried
at a memorial site in Monroe County's own Roselawn Cemetery.
Finding this out was pretty crazy for me because this
very cemetery literally bordered the proper I grew up on

(15:01):
and is where both of my parents are buried. I
even found a local article from a few years ago
about how fellow com air pilots had traveled to Monroe
to visit the memorial for the twentieth anniversary of the crash,
and people leave roses at the memorial every single year
on January ninth. Oh and one last thing that may
Day show Karen talked about totally did an episode on this,

(15:23):
but I couldn't figure out a way to watch it.
Sorry if this was too long. Never stop doing everything
you do. You're amazing, Stay sexy, and don't be afraid
to fly. It's much safer now, Phillip, Wow, Philip.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, that's I mean.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Also, it's just really crazy because I think having it's
so awful obviously to have it happened, but to be
in the town, just like thinking of the of the
other side of it, where it's like a plane crashes
in your town or outside of your town, and.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
It's one of those things where like you get on
a quick flight and it feels you feel invincible forty
five minutes, it's not a big deal, but you get
on the long flights and you feel like it's scary
and it's just like you hate hearing those stories.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, yeah, well, and they're not that common.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I think that's Yeah, that's The other reason that people
you know want to tell a story like that is
because they happened so rarely compared to how many flights happened.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Totally all right. For my last story, remember how see
whose dad were now in the kitchen and hired a
cocaine importer to renovate it, which was the title of
the last one said, I also sent in some stories
of my mom, who was the first FBI agent. Well,
I looked it up and found one of those stories
she had sent in in the past.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Great about her show now perfect?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
All right, So this one's from a while before, and
it says, Hi, Karen, Georgia Stephen, beloved Animals and fellow
murdering nows. My name is Celeste. So Cea is Celeste,
and I just started listening to my favorite murder this year.
I'm so obsessed. I'm going back and catching up on
all the past episodes. So if this is read, it
may take some may take me some time to hear it.

(17:08):
I'm a head and next surgeon that specializes in facial
plastics and reconstruction. I listened to this podcast on drives
and while wearing headphones walking into the hospital. I often
think that if the other doctors or patients knew what
I was listening to, they'd be super freaked out. I
have tons of crazy, fucked up trauma stories, but that's

(17:28):
for another time. Anyways, I wanted to write you about
my badass mom. Her family is Lebanese that immigrated through
Mexico then to Texas, so she speaks English, Spanish, and Arabic.
She started working for the FBI as a clerk in
the early seventies to put herself through college for a
criminal justice degree. When she graduated in the late seventies,

(17:51):
they just started allowing females to become FBI agents.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Since my mom had worked there for several years and
spoke those languages, she was recruited. I attached a photo
of her training at Quantico, which we have and Stephen,
let's put it in the Instagram post when she has
a few glasses of wine. The Murderino in me loves
to get some of her stories sampled below. She told
me about the time in the early eighties she was

(18:18):
in Puerto Rico doing helicopter surveillance on FALN, a Puerto
Rican terrorist group that had made several bombing attacks on
the US In the late seventies to mid eighties. I'd
attach a link, but I know y'all don't like those.
We like them if you've told the story, but you
can't use the link to tell the story, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Link links aren't don't help in an email that we're reading, right,
I feel.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Like I'm not lying. Here's a link. She and her
fellow agents had made an arrest in the morning, sure,
totally normal. When they were done, she and the pilot
decided to tour around the island in the helicopter, and
she put on regular clothes. While in the air, they
heard on the radio there was a raid and a shootout,

(19:05):
so the pilot quickly turned around to join the fray,
and my mom, in her tank top and shorts, pulled
on a bulletproof vest and ended up jumping out of
the helicopter and tackling one of the assailants to the
ground like a freaking spider monkey. Another time she told
me about a drug bust in Miami. I liked to
think of her as undercover in the movie Blow when

(19:28):
she found one of the drug lords in the ventilation
system in only his underwear. He had all that insulation
and fiberglass sticking to his skin and was writhing around
in the back seat of her squad car because he
was itching so bad. I also remember that the one
time when I was in second grade, I missed the
school bus and she had to take me in her

(19:48):
undercover car, though I wasn't supposed to ever go in it.
There was a giant shotgun attached to the inner roof
of her car. Again totally normal. A few years later,
she was in a car chase when she got t
boned by another car. She pulled the guy over and
drew her weapon to get him out, but he turned
out just to be a drunk, which she was naturally

(20:08):
pissed about. Though she did more terrorist and drug cartel works.
She was there when the behavioral science you know, was
really getting started at the FBI, and remember taking classes
at Quantico about profiling serial killers. She loves Mind Hunters,
but watching it for her is like me watching Grey's Anatomy.
The thing of like, I do this for a living,
and that's not how it works in the O, right,

(20:31):
you know, you just want to just argue the whole thing. Anyways,
that's a sampling of tales I wanted to share with
you all. I also wanted to say that my relationship
with my mom is complicated and could be strained. I
want to thank you both for talking about your complex
relationships with your mother's. I know how much my mom
has done for me, but she's insanely stubborn, and I'm

(20:52):
learning that I don't need to feel guilty for being
frustrated or angry with her. For example, she's a Trump supporter.
This podcast asked my own therapy, and our mutual love
of true crime has helped us bond because I asked
her to tell me stories to write to you all,
which she loves, rather than getting into more political arguments.
Over the holidays, stay sexy and don't get murdered, but

(21:13):
do give your mom wine to spill her secrets. Xoxo, Celest.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
All right, Celest, well done, Okay, cool, here's my last story.
Uh all right, I won't read you the subject line.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Hey guys.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
On a recent minisode, you guys said submission boxes never close,
So I'm bringing my submission for Times your parents almost
killed you back up to the top of your inbox.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I would like to preface the story by saying, my
parents are incredible people.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
You don't have to do that they always are when
they almost feel you.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, guess what, it's not going to matter when people
judge them. After whatever we're about to read. My parents
are incredible people and child neglect was never an issue
growing up.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
That being said, here we go.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
So this incident happened when I was only one years old,
so I've only heard it retold, but it gets retold
every three to five years. One year, on family vacation,
we vacationed near Lake Erie, and on one of the
days we took a boat to Kelly's Island.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Who was in charge of what kids?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Who was in charge of what kids on this day
is still pretty hotly debated in.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
NOO was in charge of anybody? I fuck it right,
promise you.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Everyone was like real casual agreements the night before during
on the eighth beer or it was like, we kids
will take care of each other, don't worry about it.
But this story I believe the most. My dad was
supposedly in charge of all the older kids toddler age
and up, but my mom was in charge of me,
who was only a one year old baby at the time.

(22:47):
Groups split up that day and my dad had the
little ones and went to do quote age appropriate activities,
and my mom and her sisters found a winery on
the island to get there to get their drink on.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yeah, it in parentheses baby me along for the ride.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
The day one is planned, and the group's met back
up at the end of the day to catch the
boat back to good Old Ohio. On the walk back
to the boat, someone parentheses still unclear who initially said it,
said where's Aaron, and then in parentheses it says baby me.
My mom describes this moment almost in slow motion. She

(23:25):
claims everything stopped as she looked around the group for
me and realized I was nowhere to be found. And
this is in all caps, she drunkenly left me at
the winery.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
My mom then quote ran faster than she has ever
ran in her life, fucking better back to the winery,
and which is hard to believe since she was plastered
and found me sitting all caps outside the winery in
a puddle of mud.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
No, that's like a band a parent.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
No, drunk vacationers on the island that day found me
worthy of kidnapping. To this day, my parents still argue
on who left me, and also argue about who noticed I.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Was missing, not the parents.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I personally believe that my seven year old brother at
the time was the one that pointed out my absence,
but who's to say anyway. I hope you found the
story as funny as I still do. Stay sexy and
don't leave your one year old at a winery. Aaron ps.
Since this original email, my parents recently took a trip
back to the island. They drunkenly took selfies next to

(24:34):
some dirt outside the winery and sent them to me saying, this.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Is where we almost lost you forever.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh my god, I feel like that can't that winery
was like another baby was like that can't have been
the first time. And here's where we ask for submissions
of people who own and run wineries. What's the craziest
thing you've ever seen?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Well, because also, wineries are a great way for alcoholics
to pretend like they're doing a they're doing an activity
that isn't alcohol based, because it's about the winery and
the tour and the details of loving wine. But it
doesn't matter because like having grown up in wine country, right,
that's all when relatives comes to visit, that's all we

(25:20):
used to do and when I still drink, by the
end of the afternoon, you'd start drinking like at one
and you would be fucking shit.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, No one spits that shit out. No, I remember,
it's not like not that long ago. After we had
a show in San Francisco and it was our last
show at the tour, and so Vince and I like
were like, let's just go to like Napa, Yeah, for
a couple of days. And we went into this one
like wine tasting. It wasn't even a winery, and the chick.

(25:50):
We were trying wine, and the chick was like, she
turned her back and gave us a taste, turned her
back turned around. I was like, wow, you guys are
really drinking. Like she comments that we were fucking overdoing it.
So I was like, oh, fuck, she knew we were
just there for the wine.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
I mean, there's those phonies, I'm sure, especially in NAPA,
who pretend like take little SIPs and smell it and
do all that shitepoon, Look, we're not here for that.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
We've all watched Sideways. We know with our friend Paul
Giamatti friend of the family with friend of the family,
close friend of the family and if you don't believe
us stellar performance. Have you listened to the Stay Sexy
and Now Get Murdered a audio book? He lends his
beautiful voice.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yes, you can.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
If you like Sideways, you'll love our book. Thank you
for sending in those stories. That was an amazing batch.
You guys really know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Keep it going.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah, if you want to
send your story in, you can, right right us. That's
my favorite murder at Gmail.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
That's right, you can.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Org.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I don't know why you submit it on the website
rather than Gmail, but you can if you want.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
If you don't have actions, is it on that you're
supposed to go to the website?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
No, there's also like a submission basis.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
That's usually your line. I don't do it.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I don't ever say this line, Steven, Is there a well?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I think it gets directly like it gets forwarded from
At least my understanding is it gets forwarded from the
website to the email.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Right.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
So, if you're like in Antarctica in a fucking like
bunker and you can't for some reason, don't have access
to email, you can just go to our website. My
favorite murder at gmail, Please send your stories in.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Please let's end it on a somber note.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Look, if you are in Antarctica, we're sorry, we are
clearly you did something bad.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
We hope you're okay. Did you get sent there?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
You are? You? Are you on the CB radio talk?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Are you studying aliens? And you can't tell anybody about it?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
You can send us an anonymous email that insay, don't
read this on the podcast, and just tell us the
truth of that clear aliens?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You like, we have drilled down down to the polar
core or whatever it would be called. They've drilled down
to cores unfrozen cores. No, they would still be frozener
super frozen permafrost. We drilled through the permafrost. We found
the aliens. Don't worry about it. Everything's fine. Yeah, that's

(28:19):
actually the only email I want about alien.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Please stay sexy and don't get murdered. Goodbye, Elvis.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
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