My Funeral Home Stories

My Funeral Home Stories

Homicide, suicide or natural causes. Everything becomes normal when you're working at a funeral home. This podcast follows the journal entries of Grant, a funeral director’s assistant; and his most shocking and unforgettable experiences picking up dead bodies for his family’s funeral home. This podcast contains content that may be inappropriate for some listeners. Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!

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November 17, 2023 8 mins
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Title: The Man Who Killed Himself Twice
In this chapter, Grant is confronted by the brutal suicide death of a family friend. Some people REALLY want to do... A...
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Grant's taking his first vacation from the funeral home in years to rest and recover from the grind of summer...Unfortunately, he's neither rested or recovered when Jenifer, the new funeral director, calls him for a favor that ends up turning into one of the craziest nights he's ever had on call.... ALSO what's up with that Steve guy?!?

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June 23, 2023 46 mins
In this entry, Grant tries to decompress after a crazy start to the summer but is rudely interupted by Ned and a guy who decided to drive himself into a tree at 120 mph. Grant also recounts a time he was pooped on 3 times by the same lady...What a glorious and dignified profession!

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November 1, 2022 40 mins
What's the most embarrassing way to be found dead? There are so many ways to go, it's almost impossible to decide... until you remember that Autoerotic Asphyxiation exists.

Grant tells several stories in this episode about carelessness and the price it pays on burnt out funeral director's assistants.

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July 30, 2020 27 mins
In this entry, Grant finally comes to a conclusion about Mary and has a surprisingly emotional reaction to a fairly routine house call. Grant's gonna have to get better about taking his pills if he wants them to work!
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July 23, 2020 34 mins
Grant's internal chemistry is off and he feels like he's going crazy after 72 sleepless hours on his new prescribed medications. The funeral home has changed him and he's having difficulty coping. Be sure to listen next week to hear the conclusion of The Mixed Medication Account.
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July 16, 2020 34 mins
In this entry, Grant's in the middle of a crisis and confronted by some tough questions. What is he doing with his life? What's it feel like to be hit by a car? AND why does everybody think he pooped his pants? If you enjoy this podcast, please rate and review wherever you listen, Thanks for listening!

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In this entry, Grant's got A LOT on his plate. His girlfriend just dumped him, he's convinced himself he's dying and now he's got a dead homeless man on the train tracks to deal with....It's been a LONG four days at the funeral home. This episode is the conclusion of The Blood-Borne Pathogen Lacrosse Chronicle Pt. 1. If you enjoy this podcast, please rate and review wherever you listen AND tell a friend!! THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!

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Grant's been having a very difficult time managing his personal life since things have been so busy at the funeral home lately. Between all the bodies and extra hours working, Grant barely has time for his girlfriend, Mary. Things have been tense but they're about to go nuclear! Find out what happens next week in Part 2 of The Blood-Borne Pathogen Lacrosse Chronicle. If you enjoy this podcast, please rate and review wherever you li...
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May 21, 2020 30 mins
Grant’s Independence Day Nap was interrupted by his noisy neighbors AND a 73 year old woman, who’s head was just blown open by an antique canon. Grant’s realizing that you don’t really get days off when you work in a funeral home. If you enjoy the podcast please rate, review and tell a friend about My Funeral Home Stories.

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May 8, 2020 51 secs
Season Three of My Funeral Home Stories starts May 21st on the IHeart Radio App, Apple Podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts !!!

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April 27, 2020 1 min
Season 3 of My Funeral Home Stories starts May 21st, 2020....See you soon.

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November 13, 2019 29 mins
Grant partied a little too hard last night and isn’t sure he’s in the best condition to handle a hectic Saturday at the funeral home... Not to mention, he may have just seen a few text messages that could ruin his relationship. Sounds like a pretty rough day.

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October 31, 2019 26 mins
Every suicide is sad and strange but some are stranger than others. In this entry, Grant writes about a very unique police call he got one afternoon while 'assisting' Ned in a routine embalming. Grant is realizing that not every question has an answer in the funeral industry and his personal life may be falling apart because of it.

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October 10, 2019 31 mins
In this entry, Grant struggles to find the time or enthusiasm to study for difficult upcoming psychology final exam while also balancing his funeral home and partying schedules. It's hard to balance everything all the time especially when part of everything is picking up dead bodies from seedy gang run drug dens. If you enjoyed this entry, be sure to subscribe, rate and review OR you could tell a friend :) Thanks for listening.

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October 2, 2019 31 mins
It's 5pm on a Friday and Grant couldn't be more excited to cut loose on his weekend off BUT his plans are quickly ruined by a 700 pound dead man and a couple of gas station sandwiches.

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September 26, 2019 27 mins
Grant, an 8th grader helping out around his family’s funeral home, has a to give a presentation about the most interesting thing he did this summer. The only problem is, Grant didn’t do anything interesting….until this weekend.
Imagine being 13 years old and having to move a dead body with a caved in face and 77 stabs wounds. Would YOU think it was a good idea to present it to your entire 8th grade class? Grant did.

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June 6, 2019 22 mins
People die every single day of the year which means the funeral home is open every single day of the year….even Christmas.In this entry, Grant writes about a life changing death call that happened one Christmas Eve.If you enjoyed this entry be sure to subscribe and rate the podcast, thanks for listening!Follow Grant on Social Media: @PomoAndKitsch

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