May 22, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Motherfucking mini yourself. Many episode, motherfucking mini yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh my life. I had to fight. I had to
fight my daddy, I had to fight my brothers. I
had to fight my cousins and my uncles. But I
never thought I'd have to fight in my own house.
I loves Harpoe, I truly do. But I kill him
dead for I let him beat me again. There it is. There,
(00:35):
it is.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Little mamas and gentiles alike, Welcome to another phenomenal mini
episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
And we finally were to prove the theories that you
the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Let's go. I think we should open it up and
not two songs anymore in the beginning.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
This is Yeah. I think we really can challenge ourselves
to find some new, exciting, dangerous territory.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, I got some moves. I just rewatched Baby Boy.
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Okay, somebody had a b T night.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's always playing. It is a good ass movie. I read.
I saw somebody commented this the other day because it
was like a Twitter take of somebody being like, baby
Boy ain't nothing but this movie and this movie, and
the the way that people sort of treat baby Boy
as if it's like a run of the mall, Likehood
(01:43):
Movie is one hundred percent incorrect. It is a great
film that just so happens to be starring a genuine psychopath.
But it is anomal phenomenal film.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
It feels like that's why people play it out like
they really try to. Yeah, like people really try to
downgrade it is not a good film, and it's like
wonderfully acted, it's beautifully shot, Like it's a great movie.
I don't understand why people have so much hate for it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, it's got a cool message that isn't like overly sappy,
but also does like leave levels of hope inside of it,
you know what I mean. Like it it isn't it
isn't about creating false solutions, but it is sort of
about creating a sense that, like everything in the Hood
(02:32):
doesn't have to be just dire and deadly, you know
what I mean. Like, there's it, truly is it?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
People give Jody no space, like he wasn't nineteen was
he supposed to be nineteen? In that movie. That's what
I read when I was looking at people talking about
it online.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
WHOA, that's crazy, And this is once again it's just
I got this from threads, which I only go on
threads when I'm like not feeling good or whatever.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Threats. People were saying Jody was supposed to be nineteen
an event was supposed to be like twenty three, twenty four. Whoa,
which to me is like damn and his brother just died.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That makes sense that she would be older. I could.
I could see that, and that he would be younger.
He looked forty, so that's hard to mate with him
being nineteen.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
He is a dark skinned man. Tyree always looked like that.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
He's seen tyresee at nineteen. He looks like ty Resea
whatever he is right now.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
He was in the my Way video. He was in
those Coca Cola nemesis. Yeah, in the my Way video,
and he did look a lot older than Usher. But
but I could have bought him being nineteen in that video.
I did not buy him being nineteen and baby boy,
but that's okay. The performance outshined his age.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, everybody, everybody acted their ass off. Everybody really went
crazy in them. Snoop was really good. Snoop was great,
Ving raims Omar Gooding, That's that's the best thing he
ever did.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
He was a drunk guy. I'm gonna be honest with you.
It changed my whole perspective of what Omar Gooding could do.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I was like, oh, Omar Goodness, Uh, he's a talent.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Before that, I just thought he was the dumb guy
and smart guy.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
He was a great and smart guy. But but I
didn't see a lot of upward mobility from that performance.
But then nobody.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
You didn't feel like anybody was gonna get out from
Smart Guy, even though it was a star studed cast.
Jason Weaver went crazy, Essence at Kins. Everybody was the dad.
I don't know that guy's name.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
No, I agree, it didn't feel like they were about
to make it out of there, but it did feel
like everybody shrined in in their role. Smart Guy was
a solid It was a solid lineup to start to finish.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah. I really like that show. Kyla Pratt was in
there everybody, that's true. Yeah, Beyonce was in there looking
as old as she does now, which was weird.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Anyway, I love Smart guy. Yeah, we don't talk about
a smart guy because drum world. Please, we got voicemails.
We we have been We've been telling people that that
we want you guys to call us, call us. Now
we say, and and you did. You called us and
some of their calls were insane and some of your
(05:37):
calls were very sweet. But we want to listen to
voicemail together today and maybe unpack a conspiracy that one
of you, the little Mama, was left on our on
our phone.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
So that's the plan. Yeah, I'm very excited about this
term for us.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It's it's really cool. I I it's groundbreaking ship that
we're doing right now.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Somebody at least a nasty one.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
One day they are gonna leave a nasty one. I
wish you wouldn't encourage them as much as you you
seem to be doing. But yeah, that's that's inevitable. I agree,
it's so bad. You're really bugging you keep telling them
you got it chill. But that's why here we go.
(06:21):
We got a voicemail. I don't even know who's from
this person. Maybe they said their name. They said use
a lot of voicemails, so maybe they said their name
in a different voicemail, but fucking I'm not going back anyway.
We'll play it now, all.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Right, last time calling in because I know I called
y'all so much. But my conspiracy theory is that plastic
surgeons try to give people the Beyonce face, like subconsciously.
I see people who get plastic surgery and right before
they go too far, they literally have Beyonce's like cheekbone
(07:00):
or the structure. Like maybe it's because I like Beyonce,
but there's something to this. Starting with Kim Kardashian in
her plastic surgery, which subsequently leads to all her sister's
plastic surgeries, it's all like just Beyonce's face and just
being like, Okay, I.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Kind of want this, all right, It's not it's Beyonce's face.
Is the question at hand? Is this somehow secretly plastic
surgeons saying they want to they want to make people
look like Beyonce subconsciously?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
She says, I don't think it is that subconscious, is
what I will say to this one. I think that
there is always a beauty standard at the time that
directly aligns with the celebrity, and you see fallout from
that that people want to look like that person. I
think that if you went back to whatever decade you
(07:59):
would say she was the most on top, you would
see people trying to look like Diana Ross. I don't
think it's new. I think that the means to make
yourself look like that person right have gone, have gotten
more advanced, and that's why we see so many people.
I mean, Nick, you live in LA. How many Kim
Kardashians do you know in La? Like that? Shit's crazy?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah? No, I agree, I one hundred percent agree with you.
I think this is just the baddest bitch on the
planet by far. And so it's like, all right, well, yeah,
everybody's going to use her as the standard of beauty,
including other very wealthy women who want to mirror that.
(08:43):
And I think a fair amount of what the Kardashians
are doing is blackfishing and sort of like wanting to
create this image that they are more quote unquote ethnic
than they probably appear just off of their own fucking
original genetic makeup. And so I think, yeah, they go like, well,
(09:06):
who's a black woman who looks like a black woman.
I think Beyonce very much looks like a black woman,
but with euro centric enough features that it does not
offend white eyes. Do you know what I mean? Like,
it is not right. I understand what you're saying completely, Yeah,
it's not. I think there are black women who we
(09:27):
go are very beautiful, but are also more of a
polarizing conversation for white people, you know what I mean?
Like Takarl Williams comes to mind where I go like, god,
damn it. Yeah, or it's just like no, it's just nuts.
But like white people ain't necessarily gonna have or TAKR Jones,
(09:50):
that's who it is. Ta Carl Williams is a comedian.
It's awesome. Yeah, but Ta Carl Jones is the one
that I'm thinking of. But but yeah, I think it's
more of a h a debate for white people, whereas
like Beyonce is more objective for white people as a
beauty standard.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Right and that man, sorry, I looked up to Carl. Still,
if you want to do the show, listen. No. I
think the scary thing in that though, is you wonder
what happens when the trend shifts, Like I wonder that
(10:30):
a lot about like women who went out and got
large fake breasts in the nineties. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying, And then as the cultural pendulum kind of
swung to something different, you're left in this thing that
was really served you well at one point, but then
now you look kind of dated and it seems like,
well to me, that's sort of the worry.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's funny you should bring that up, because I was
literally just listening to a Daily episode about that exact issue.
They were saying that, like, we are in the middle
of a swing towards smaller breasts, that like, women are
in much larger numbers now getting breast reductions in fact,
because like big old titties number one are a massive
(11:16):
burden physically and come with a larger cost socially, but
they also are not in style the same way that
they used to be. And so there's like a bunch
of women getting breast reductions and it does make you think,
like how much of these plastic surgeries are going to
age over time as trends sort of shift, which is sad.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Also, do big titties ever really go out of style?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
That's where I start to call bullshit, And I'll be
honest in.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
The magazine, sure or like at the highest levels of
whatever you deem to be fashion, but like I feel like,
I don't know, there could still be a lady in
Chicago with huge titties.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
And it's cool, and listen, I'm still gonna be a
big fan of that lady.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
You know what I mean? Exact, I don't think sure
be courted for that.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
It's it's one of those things that I think fashion
repeatedly does where they claim that this thing is bad,
or this thing is out of style, or this is
not the way that women are or people are in
general anymore. That it's completely fabricated by a bunch of
people who are not basing this off of sexuality. They're
basing it off of like trends and their intention to
(12:27):
sell items, do you know.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
What I mean. So it's like silhouettes, and.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
So you're making a bunch of clothes that don't require
a bra anymore, or at least look worse when you
have a bra. And so you tell everybody that like
little tits are in when in fact little tits saying
anymore in other than for the people who feel like
they need that physically to take that off of their
you know what I mean, off of their person, But
like little tits aren't they're they're not out. I'm a
(12:53):
big fan of those two. But it isn't just like, oh,
the world decided that this has changed. It's a bunch
of people in charge of a magazine that are telling
us this.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Right right right, right right. Yeah, that is that is
a that is a very odd thing because yeah, Bay
just typed in the chat everyone wants to be heroin
chic again, and you're like the fact that that it's
again begs the question how for how long? Right?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
And I think you just gotta chill because big titties
will get cool again. I truly think, I truly think
everyone hits the zeitgeist in like a perfect way at
one point in their life. And if you just go
fast to who you are at some point and you
don't know when it is and you can't control that,
(13:41):
it might not be when you're it might for some
poor people. Who is that little boy on on on
on Tim and Toman Taylor?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Who is that little boy Taylor Thomas?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
He fucked up, he got that ship from eleven to fifteen,
but he hit it, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
He hit it hard. He was but like he was,
he was the state or the beauty in our country
before Beyonce.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I think it was like Allie McBeal and gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Fucking symbol baby. He was symbol symbol.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
He was not not the musical Simba.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
That was Jason Waver of The Smart Eye.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Again. Yeah, but I do think that everyone hits that.
It's hard though, because you gotta worry if you can't
like strike while the iron's hot, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Well, that's I think that's where it becomes this complicated thing, Right,
is that like striking while the iron's hot, or feeling
so out of place in the body that you have
that you're not willing to wait out the changes in trends,
Right that, Like, if you are made to believe by media,
(14:51):
by the people around you that your body is somehow incorrect,
then you start to desire something else. Hence all these
women in the eighties and nineties wanting to get the
big fake tits in the first place. And so one
of the things that the the thing I was listening
to was saying the podcast I was listening to was
that more than ever, gen Z is real down for
(15:14):
plastic surgery. They're real like, nah, whatever, we don't but
they're not looking at it as a reflection of responding
to like the male gaze. They look at it as
like their own autonomy, where they go like, no, this
is my way of just activating who I want to be,
not just because some dude told me this is what
(15:36):
we like.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yeah, that's tough. That's tough. It's hard for me to
get behind elective surgery in a major way.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Mmm, just like because because you.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Like how the world is, how much resources it takes,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, and no matter where
you go, there you're at. But like, I'm glad that
they find freedom in that. And I might have a
very antiquated view of it, but it does to me
feel like if you need surgery to be yourself, I
don't know if that's a hole that gets filled always
(16:10):
sometimes you.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Know, Yeah, I worry, I worry less, And that's not
a great solution to a problem.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I feel it.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I worry less about even it being the solution to
the problem because maybe it is for you, and and
I don't want to presume I don't want to make
that choice for you, but I do worry that, like
there might have been another solution if you explored in
a different way, right, And so I think. I think
I for plastic surgery in particular, I go, if that's
(16:43):
what you want, baby girl or a baby boy, whatever,
that's what you should go do. And there's no shame
in that. On the flip side, I bet you there
was another way into that same feeling if you were
able to get past some of the esthetic blockage that's
sitting in front of you.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Right.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So, yeah, I don't know, we're so smart. Yeah we
sound great.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
This is this isn't gonna come off problematic. It Ah,
let's just talk. This is what women should do it
in their bodies surgically.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Buddy, know for sure this won't age poorly at all.
We are gonna this conversation is going to stand the
test of time.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
These conversations are necessary, though, because I do feel like
sometimes these things, the technology and whatnot, outpaces people having
true feelings about it, and then you get to this
point where you don't know where the culture is at,
you know, you know what I mean. So it's like
it does feel and I think that's why people get
so caught up one way or another within the culture wars, right,
(17:57):
because it's like, wait, this just happened. I don't even
get it.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I think also, we don't give enough credit to how
much these culture wars are dictated by a small swath
of people. One of the things that they talked about
in that in that podcast is that three quarters of
plastic surgeons are men, men who for a long time
were responding to women saying I want a breast reduction
(18:20):
by being like, well, your husband won't like that, or
like that that I actually like the way this curves
or shaping. Literally there was like a this is fucked up,
but there was like.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
A would be like no, I actually like big as
why did I come here?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Man?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I don't for me, I don't, but that's dope for you.
That One of the things that's craziest is that there
actually was like this peer reviewed journal article, well, basically
a doctor describes in detail the perfect shape of a breast,
(19:11):
like this is the ideal breast that all plastic surgeons
should be working towards, and basically like presenting this as
this is what we should be crafting, which is insane
because bodies come in so many different shapes and forms
that even the ideal quote unquote ideal breast might look
nuts on a lady that ain't built like that, right.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
And by who's yeah, it's regulating bodies in that way.
It's so crazy. Yeah, one PC and it's like, come on, man,
some people like long titties.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Some people like that for sure.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Some people like short titties.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
And the rest.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, some people like it when they hang down and
they can pick it up and put it to their
ear like a telephone.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Uh do you city saying low? Do them any time
in the nut? Can you tie them in a bow?
Shout out to jibs, But no, I think to the
greater to the greater point of whether or not plastic
(20:20):
surgeons are making people look like Beyonce, I think they're
probably asking these plastic surgeons on some sub subconscious level
to make them look like Beyonce, or in a very
straight up level, to make them look like Beyonce. And
I think we're all working from the same palette. In
a lot of ways, we go this is this is
the standard of beauty. Therefore I will do my best
(20:43):
to make you look like that, even if that's not
what you're supposed to look like.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Yeah, definitely. I feel like within this the conspiracy is
not within the plastic surgeons. It's kind of society at large.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, we all want to look like Beyonce, and we
should maybe reflect on whether that's a healthy approach.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
But that said, if you want to look like Beyonce
and you know how to do it, God bless you
because you just do.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I know.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, and trust me, you're not gonna pop out looking
like Beyonce in your life is gonna get worse.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
You're gonna see some improvements.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
You're definitely gonna see some results.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I think people are gonna talk a little differently to
ye are.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
They're not going to push you around down at the
post office anymore?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Where's that check? I don't know my man, My male
man looks like Beyonce. I'm not got lost? They got lost?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Gy?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I gotta buy him two Christmas presents?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Now?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Do you buy your male man a Christmas present?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Fuck?
Speaker 4 (21:56):
No, yeah me either.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I hate my male lady's guts. I ain't woa. I
can't stand this bitch.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Damn for real.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, she's she's rude, and she never says hello, and
and she shows up late almost every day, but sometimes
she's delivering at like eight at night. So like, if
I needed mail, I'm just fucked.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Do you know what you gotta you got because you're
waiting for those sag after checks.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
You know what I mean, bro, I got cash. I
got checks to cash. She'll be showing up at like
eight at night, leaving leaving.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
She'll leave packages on the porch and not ring the door,
but you know what I mean, not even indicating like, oh,
you have a package, It'll just like put it out.
And then because you show up so late, now it's
out overnight. My sh it's just outside because.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
You hate Wow. Man, my guy's cool. You're like a
gay guy. He's pretty, he's like hip damn yeah. But
then he's like so hips. Sometimes I try to talk
to him and he doesn't want to talk to me
because I have like a little bestro table out front,
so I'll be out the side when he comes out.
Sometimes he sees.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
You out there and he goes, hey, man, what's up, guy?
I can't talk today. I gotta.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
And also I in the world, my sense of humor
completely leaves me, so like I'm not saying funny stuff
like I am on here.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I'm just like, can I just say it is so
cathartic to hear you say that, because I feel the
exact same way. I'm not really I'm not being funny.
I'm not nailing it. Most of the time when I'm
talking to people, I just be having ordinary conversations and
(23:55):
then they go, what are you doing? I go, I'm
a comedian and they go all right, and I just
feel like I'm a fraud most the day.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
I this is me at my peak because I can
harness it in to the hour or two hours that
we have to do this, and then I spent my low.
I'm not funny, man. I wish you could talk to
my girl about how unfunny I am in the house.
Damn man, brother, It's like puns and like stupid I
(24:26):
make stupid jo this is this just happened to me.
I make terrible jokes to her. And the other day
she was like, can you just stop shortening ship because
I know that that's a douchebag thing to set do,
and in my head I was like, Oh, that's so funny.
So I do it. But it's not ironic if you
do it all the time anymore.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah, once you once you've done it more than twice,
this is just who you are.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Right, And I got an audition for this show and
they the character was a douchebag, and all he did
was shorten everything he said in the audition self described douchebag.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
And I was like, oh man, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
No, no, no. I was like, oh man, she's rollow.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Now.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
It was the mirror you need it held up to you.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Exactly because my sense of humor is not great within
any a lot of other aspects. It's it's it's it's not.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I get it. I've I've put everything I can into comedy,
Like I sink every fucking day into comedy, so much
so that I drain myself dry.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I got nothing.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
That's why it sucks so bad when my comedy doesn't
do good. I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I did everything, I did everything, I disassociated from the
horrors of the world for this. At least let it work.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I ruined my whole personality for this.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Come on, man, I could have been a champion for
justice and truth and I chose this, So it has
to work. I think about it all the time of
like how much I sort of have to like shut
down a moral code that I know that I believe
that I live under actively for the sake of getting
(26:25):
a joke off or being able to reason with a
comedic idea that sometimes has like vile undertones, and and
when it doesn't work, you are you feel like garbage?
You're such a set guy, yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Because you mix those words up and then it's like
because sometimes it's like a you're tiptoeing, especially with the
new shit. Man, I don't want to go to your
stand upuff to this now. I feel like.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm glad I don't spot tonight, but I gotta do
hour great. Yeah, you'll kill it. So, dear caller, our
our inaugural caller, I would say the the beginner caller,
we would say that, yes, our plastic surgeons are making
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people look like Beyonce. No, it is not subconscious. It
is very conscious, and we're all maybe needing to spend
a little more time thinking about why we would want
that as a society.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Beautiful.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
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they can find you? What cool soon got.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
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Mm hm oh.
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It's also available on all streaming platforms Spotify all that shit.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah all right, that makes more sense.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
To it.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I don't watch visual Yeah, that's fucking crazy. You can.
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Speaker 1 (29:19):
Motherfucking mini episode mini episode, motherfucking Mini everis motherfucking Mini
everis so mini episode? Motherfucking mini episode
Motherfucking mini yourself. Many episode, motherfucking mini yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh my life. I had to fight. I had to
fight my daddy, I had to fight my brothers. I
had to fight my cousins and my uncles. But I
never thought I'd have to fight in my own house.
I loves Harpoe, I truly do. But I kill him
dead for I let him beat me again. There it is. There,
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it is.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Little mamas and gentiles alike, Welcome to another phenomenal mini
episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
And we finally were to prove the theories that you
the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Let's go. I think we should open it up and
not two songs anymore in the beginning.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
This is Yeah. I think we really can challenge ourselves
to find some new, exciting, dangerous territory.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, I got some moves. I just rewatched Baby Boy.
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Okay, somebody had a b T night.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's always playing. It is a good ass movie. I read.
I saw somebody commented this the other day because it
was like a Twitter take of somebody being like, baby
Boy ain't nothing but this movie and this movie, and
the the way that people sort of treat baby Boy
as if it's like a run of the mall, Likehood
(01:43):
Movie is one hundred percent incorrect. It is a great
film that just so happens to be starring a genuine psychopath.
But it is anomal phenomenal film.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
It feels like that's why people play it out like
they really try to. Yeah, like people really try to
downgrade it is not a good film, and it's like
wonderfully acted, it's beautifully shot, Like it's a great movie.
I don't understand why people have so much hate for it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, it's got a cool message that isn't like overly sappy,
but also does like leave levels of hope inside of it,
you know what I mean. Like it it isn't it
isn't about creating false solutions, but it is sort of
about creating a sense that, like everything in the Hood
(02:32):
doesn't have to be just dire and deadly, you know
what I mean. Like, there's it, truly is it?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
People give Jody no space, like he wasn't nineteen was
he supposed to be nineteen? In that movie. That's what
I read when I was looking at people talking about
it online.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
WHOA, that's crazy, And this is once again it's just
I got this from threads, which I only go on
threads when I'm like not feeling good or whatever.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Threats. People were saying Jody was supposed to be nineteen
an event was supposed to be like twenty three, twenty four. Whoa,
which to me is like damn and his brother just died.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That makes sense that she would be older. I could.
I could see that, and that he would be younger.
He looked forty, so that's hard to mate with him
being nineteen.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
He is a dark skinned man. Tyree always looked like that.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
He's seen tyresee at nineteen. He looks like ty Resea
whatever he is right now.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
He was in the my Way video. He was in
those Coca Cola nemesis. Yeah, in the my Way video,
and he did look a lot older than Usher. But
but I could have bought him being nineteen in that video.
I did not buy him being nineteen and baby boy,
but that's okay. The performance outshined his age.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, everybody, everybody acted their ass off. Everybody really went
crazy in them. Snoop was really good. Snoop was great,
Ving raims Omar Gooding, That's that's the best thing he
ever did.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
He was a drunk guy. I'm gonna be honest with you.
It changed my whole perspective of what Omar Gooding could do.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I was like, oh, Omar Goodness, Uh, he's a talent.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Before that, I just thought he was the dumb guy
and smart guy.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
He was a great and smart guy. But but I
didn't see a lot of upward mobility from that performance.
But then nobody.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
You didn't feel like anybody was gonna get out from
Smart Guy, even though it was a star studed cast.
Jason Weaver went crazy, Essence at Kins. Everybody was the dad.
I don't know that guy's name.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
No, I agree, it didn't feel like they were about
to make it out of there, but it did feel
like everybody shrined in in their role. Smart Guy was
a solid It was a solid lineup to start to finish.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah. I really like that show. Kyla Pratt was in
there everybody, that's true. Yeah, Beyonce was in there looking
as old as she does now, which was weird.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Anyway, I love Smart guy. Yeah, we don't talk about
a smart guy because drum world. Please, we got voicemails.
We we have been We've been telling people that that
we want you guys to call us, call us. Now
we say, and and you did. You called us and
some of their calls were insane and some of your
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calls were very sweet. But we want to listen to
voicemail together today and maybe unpack a conspiracy that one
of you, the little Mama, was left on our on
our phone.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
So that's the plan. Yeah, I'm very excited about this
term for us.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It's it's really cool. I I it's groundbreaking ship that
we're doing right now.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Somebody at least a nasty one.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
One day they are gonna leave a nasty one. I
wish you wouldn't encourage them as much as you you
seem to be doing. But yeah, that's that's inevitable. I agree,
it's so bad. You're really bugging you keep telling them
you got it chill. But that's why here we go.
(06:21):
We got a voicemail. I don't even know who's from
this person. Maybe they said their name. They said use
a lot of voicemails, so maybe they said their name
in a different voicemail, but fucking I'm not going back anyway.
We'll play it now, all.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Right, last time calling in because I know I called
y'all so much. But my conspiracy theory is that plastic
surgeons try to give people the Beyonce face, like subconsciously.
I see people who get plastic surgery and right before
they go too far, they literally have Beyonce's like cheekbone
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or the structure. Like maybe it's because I like Beyonce,
but there's something to this. Starting with Kim Kardashian in
her plastic surgery, which subsequently leads to all her sister's
plastic surgeries, it's all like just Beyonce's face and just
being like, Okay, I.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Kind of want this, all right, It's not it's Beyonce's face.
Is the question at hand? Is this somehow secretly plastic
surgeons saying they want to they want to make people
look like Beyonce subconsciously?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
She says, I don't think it is that subconscious, is
what I will say to this one. I think that
there is always a beauty standard at the time that
directly aligns with the celebrity, and you see fallout from
that that people want to look like that person. I
think that if you went back to whatever decade you
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would say she was the most on top, you would
see people trying to look like Diana Ross. I don't
think it's new. I think that the means to make
yourself look like that person right have gone, have gotten
more advanced, and that's why we see so many people.
I mean, Nick, you live in LA. How many Kim
Kardashians do you know in La? Like that? Shit's crazy?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah? No, I agree, I one hundred percent agree with you.
I think this is just the baddest bitch on the
planet by far. And so it's like, all right, well, yeah,
everybody's going to use her as the standard of beauty,
including other very wealthy women who want to mirror that.
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And I think a fair amount of what the Kardashians
are doing is blackfishing and sort of like wanting to
create this image that they are more quote unquote ethnic
than they probably appear just off of their own fucking
original genetic makeup. And so I think, yeah, they go like, well,
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who's a black woman who looks like a black woman.
I think Beyonce very much looks like a black woman,
but with euro centric enough features that it does not
offend white eyes. Do you know what I mean? Like,
it is not right. I understand what you're saying completely, Yeah,
it's not. I think there are black women who we
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go are very beautiful, but are also more of a
polarizing conversation for white people, you know what I mean?
Like Takarl Williams comes to mind where I go like, god,
damn it. Yeah, or it's just like no, it's just nuts.
But like white people ain't necessarily gonna have or TAKR Jones,
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that's who it is. Ta Carl Williams is a comedian.
It's awesome. Yeah, but Ta Carl Jones is the one
that I'm thinking of. But but yeah, I think it's
more of a h a debate for white people, whereas
like Beyonce is more objective for white people as a
beauty standard.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Right and that man, sorry, I looked up to Carl. Still,
if you want to do the show, listen. No. I
think the scary thing in that though, is you wonder
what happens when the trend shifts, Like I wonder that
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a lot about like women who went out and got
large fake breasts in the nineties. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying, And then as the cultural pendulum kind of
swung to something different, you're left in this thing that
was really served you well at one point, but then
now you look kind of dated and it seems like,
well to me, that's sort of the worry.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's funny you should bring that up, because I was
literally just listening to a Daily episode about that exact issue.
They were saying that, like, we are in the middle
of a swing towards smaller breasts, that like, women are
in much larger numbers now getting breast reductions in fact,
because like big old titties number one are a massive
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burden physically and come with a larger cost socially, but
they also are not in style the same way that
they used to be. And so there's like a bunch
of women getting breast reductions and it does make you think,
like how much of these plastic surgeries are going to
age over time as trends sort of shift, which is sad.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Also, do big titties ever really go out of style?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
That's where I start to call bullshit, And I'll be
honest in.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
The magazine, sure or like at the highest levels of
whatever you deem to be fashion, but like I feel like,
I don't know, there could still be a lady in
Chicago with huge titties.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
And it's cool, and listen, I'm still gonna be a
big fan of that lady.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
You know what I mean? Exact, I don't think sure
be courted for that.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
It's it's one of those things that I think fashion
repeatedly does where they claim that this thing is bad,
or this thing is out of style, or this is
not the way that women are or people are in
general anymore. That it's completely fabricated by a bunch of
people who are not basing this off of sexuality. They're
basing it off of like trends and their intention to
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sell items, do you know.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
What I mean. So it's like silhouettes, and.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
So you're making a bunch of clothes that don't require
a bra anymore, or at least look worse when you
have a bra. And so you tell everybody that like
little tits are in when in fact little tits saying
anymore in other than for the people who feel like
they need that physically to take that off of their
you know what I mean, off of their person, But
like little tits aren't they're they're not out. I'm a
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big fan of those two. But it isn't just like, oh,
the world decided that this has changed. It's a bunch
of people in charge of a magazine that are telling
us this.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Right right right, right right. Yeah, that is that is
a that is a very odd thing because yeah, Bay
just typed in the chat everyone wants to be heroin
chic again, and you're like the fact that that it's
again begs the question how for how long? Right?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
And I think you just gotta chill because big titties
will get cool again. I truly think, I truly think
everyone hits the zeitgeist in like a perfect way at
one point in their life. And if you just go
fast to who you are at some point and you
don't know when it is and you can't control that,
(13:41):
it might not be when you're it might for some
poor people. Who is that little boy on on on
on Tim and Toman Taylor?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Who is that little boy Taylor Thomas?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
He fucked up, he got that ship from eleven to fifteen,
but he hit it, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
He hit it hard. He was but like he was,
he was the state or the beauty in our country
before Beyonce.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I think it was like Allie McBeal and gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Fucking symbol baby. He was symbol symbol.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
He was not not the musical Simba.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
That was Jason Waver of The Smart Eye.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Again. Yeah, but I do think that everyone hits that.
It's hard though, because you gotta worry if you can't
like strike while the iron's hot, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Well, that's I think that's where it becomes this complicated thing, Right,
is that like striking while the iron's hot, or feeling
so out of place in the body that you have
that you're not willing to wait out the changes in trends,
Right that, Like, if you are made to believe by media,
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by the people around you that your body is somehow incorrect,
then you start to desire something else. Hence all these
women in the eighties and nineties wanting to get the
big fake tits in the first place. And so one
of the things that the the thing I was listening
to was saying the podcast I was listening to was
that more than ever, gen Z is real down for
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plastic surgery. They're real like, nah, whatever, we don't but
they're not looking at it as a reflection of responding
to like the male gaze. They look at it as
like their own autonomy, where they go like, no, this
is my way of just activating who I want to be,
not just because some dude told me this is what
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we like.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yeah, that's tough. That's tough. It's hard for me to
get behind elective surgery in a major way.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Mmm, just like because because you.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Like how the world is, how much resources it takes,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, and no matter where
you go, there you're at. But like, I'm glad that
they find freedom in that. And I might have a
very antiquated view of it, but it does to me
feel like if you need surgery to be yourself, I
don't know if that's a hole that gets filled always
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sometimes you.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Know, Yeah, I worry, I worry less, And that's not
a great solution to a problem.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I feel it.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I worry less about even it being the solution to
the problem because maybe it is for you, and and
I don't want to presume I don't want to make
that choice for you, but I do worry that, like
there might have been another solution if you explored in
a different way, right, And so I think. I think
I for plastic surgery in particular, I go, if that's
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what you want, baby girl or a baby boy, whatever,
that's what you should go do. And there's no shame
in that. On the flip side, I bet you there
was another way into that same feeling if you were
able to get past some of the esthetic blockage that's
sitting in front of you.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Right.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So, yeah, I don't know, we're so smart. Yeah we
sound great.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
This is this isn't gonna come off problematic. It Ah,
let's just talk. This is what women should do it
in their bodies surgically.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Buddy, know for sure this won't age poorly at all.
We are gonna this conversation is going to stand the
test of time.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
These conversations are necessary, though, because I do feel like
sometimes these things, the technology and whatnot, outpaces people having
true feelings about it, and then you get to this
point where you don't know where the culture is at,
you know, you know what I mean. So it's like
it does feel and I think that's why people get
so caught up one way or another within the culture wars, right,
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because it's like, wait, this just happened. I don't even
get it.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I think also, we don't give enough credit to how
much these culture wars are dictated by a small swath
of people. One of the things that they talked about
in that in that podcast is that three quarters of
plastic surgeons are men, men who for a long time
were responding to women saying I want a breast reduction
(18:20):
by being like, well, your husband won't like that, or
like that that I actually like the way this curves
or shaping. Literally there was like a this is fucked up,
but there was like.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
A would be like no, I actually like big as
why did I come here?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Man?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I don't for me, I don't, but that's dope for you.
That One of the things that's craziest is that there
actually was like this peer reviewed journal article, well, basically
a doctor describes in detail the perfect shape of a breast,
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like this is the ideal breast that all plastic surgeons
should be working towards, and basically like presenting this as
this is what we should be crafting, which is insane
because bodies come in so many different shapes and forms
that even the ideal quote unquote ideal breast might look
nuts on a lady that ain't built like that, right.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
And by who's yeah, it's regulating bodies in that way.
It's so crazy. Yeah, one PC and it's like, come on, man,
some people like long titties.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Some people like that for sure.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Some people like short titties.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
And the rest.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, some people like it when they hang down and
they can pick it up and put it to their
ear like a telephone.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Uh do you city saying low? Do them any time
in the nut? Can you tie them in a bow?
Shout out to jibs, But no, I think to the
greater to the greater point of whether or not plastic
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surgeons are making people look like Beyonce, I think they're
probably asking these plastic surgeons on some sub subconscious level
to make them look like Beyonce, or in a very
straight up level, to make them look like Beyonce. And
I think we're all working from the same palette. In
a lot of ways, we go this is this is
the standard of beauty. Therefore I will do my best
(20:43):
to make you look like that, even if that's not
what you're supposed to look like.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Yeah, definitely. I feel like within this the conspiracy is
not within the plastic surgeons. It's kind of society at large.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, we all want to look like Beyonce, and we
should maybe reflect on whether that's a healthy approach.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
But that said, if you want to look like Beyonce
and you know how to do it, God bless you
because you just do.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I know.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, and trust me, you're not gonna pop out looking
like Beyonce in your life is gonna get worse.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
You're gonna see some improvements.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
You're definitely gonna see some results.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I think people are gonna talk a little differently to
ye are.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
They're not going to push you around down at the
post office anymore?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Where's that check? I don't know my man, My male
man looks like Beyonce. I'm not got lost? They got lost?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Gy?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I gotta buy him two Christmas presents?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Now?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Do you buy your male man a Christmas present?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Fuck?
Speaker 4 (21:56):
No, yeah me either.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I hate my male lady's guts. I ain't woa. I
can't stand this bitch.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Damn for real.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, she's she's rude, and she never says hello, and
and she shows up late almost every day, but sometimes
she's delivering at like eight at night. So like, if
I needed mail, I'm just fucked.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Do you know what you gotta you got because you're
waiting for those sag after checks.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
You know what I mean, bro, I got cash. I
got checks to cash. She'll be showing up at like
eight at night, leaving leaving.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
She'll leave packages on the porch and not ring the door,
but you know what I mean, not even indicating like, oh,
you have a package, It'll just like put it out.
And then because you show up so late, now it's
out overnight. My sh it's just outside because.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
You hate Wow. Man, my guy's cool. You're like a
gay guy. He's pretty, he's like hip damn yeah. But
then he's like so hips. Sometimes I try to talk
to him and he doesn't want to talk to me
because I have like a little bestro table out front,
so I'll be out the side when he comes out.
Sometimes he sees.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
You out there and he goes, hey, man, what's up, guy?
I can't talk today. I gotta.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
And also I in the world, my sense of humor
completely leaves me, so like I'm not saying funny stuff
like I am on here.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I'm just like, can I just say it is so
cathartic to hear you say that, because I feel the
exact same way. I'm not really I'm not being funny.
I'm not nailing it. Most of the time when I'm
talking to people, I just be having ordinary conversations and
(23:55):
then they go, what are you doing? I go, I'm
a comedian and they go all right, and I just
feel like I'm a fraud most the day.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
I this is me at my peak because I can
harness it in to the hour or two hours that
we have to do this, and then I spent my low.
I'm not funny, man. I wish you could talk to
my girl about how unfunny I am in the house.
Damn man, brother, It's like puns and like stupid I
(24:26):
make stupid jo this is this just happened to me.
I make terrible jokes to her. And the other day
she was like, can you just stop shortening ship because
I know that that's a douchebag thing to set do,
and in my head I was like, Oh, that's so funny.
So I do it. But it's not ironic if you
do it all the time anymore.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah, once you once you've done it more than twice,
this is just who you are.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Right, And I got an audition for this show and
they the character was a douchebag, and all he did
was shorten everything he said in the audition self described douchebag.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
And I was like, oh man, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
No, no, no. I was like, oh man, she's rollow.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Now.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
It was the mirror you need it held up to you.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Exactly because my sense of humor is not great within
any a lot of other aspects. It's it's it's it's not.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I get it. I've I've put everything I can into comedy,
Like I sink every fucking day into comedy, so much
so that I drain myself dry.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I got nothing.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
That's why it sucks so bad when my comedy doesn't
do good. I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I did everything, I did everything, I disassociated from the
horrors of the world for this. At least let it work.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I ruined my whole personality for this.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Come on, man, I could have been a champion for
justice and truth and I chose this, So it has
to work. I think about it all the time of
like how much I sort of have to like shut
down a moral code that I know that I believe
that I live under actively for the sake of getting
(26:25):
a joke off or being able to reason with a
comedic idea that sometimes has like vile undertones, and and
when it doesn't work, you are you feel like garbage?
You're such a set guy, yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Because you mix those words up and then it's like
because sometimes it's like a you're tiptoeing, especially with the
new shit. Man, I don't want to go to your
stand upuff to this now. I feel like.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm glad I don't spot tonight, but I gotta do
hour great. Yeah, you'll kill it. So, dear caller, our
our inaugural caller, I would say the the beginner caller,
we would say that, yes, our plastic surgeons are making
(27:17):
people look like Beyonce. No, it is not subconscious. It
is very conscious, and we're all maybe needing to spend
a little more time thinking about why we would want
that as a society.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Beautiful.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
All right, Well, you want to tell the people where
they can find you? What cool soon got.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Joke eighty seven on Instagram, Go to patreon dot com,
backslash David bory g b o r I E go
buy my motherfucking special Birth of a Nation. It's very funny.
You're gonna love it, walk your dog to it, make
love to it.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Mm hm oh.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
It's also available on all streaming platforms Spotify all that shit.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah all right, that makes more sense.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
To it.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I don't watch visual Yeah, that's fucking crazy. You can.
You can follow me at Langston Herman on all social
media platforms. You can watch my special on Netflix. It's
called bad Poetry. That's oh. If you want to send
us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you
want to tell us what beauty standards we should shift
(28:32):
everything to, uh for the next wave of plastic surgery,
send it all to my Mama pot at gmail dot com.
And please like this sweet sweet, I would say, over
zealous caller who uh two things a step too far,
but but we we love her anyway. Send us your
own voicemails at eight four four Little Moms. We want
(28:55):
to hear from you at eight four four Little Moms.
Call us now and maybe your your voicemail will get
read on the episode and like subscribe rate review by
the merch Say bye to your loved ones before you go.
Who knows what's gonna happen to you? Bye, bitch?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Motherfucking mini episode mini episode, motherfucking Mini everis motherfucking Mini
everis so mini episode? Motherfucking mini episode
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