March 9, 2023 • 25 mins
Langston and David take a deep dive into the most hotep person on the Internet: Bobby Hemmit.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Motherfucking many of us. So mini episode, motherfucking many of us. Soul. Oh, numb, numb, numb,
Give me a bite of that. There it is, there,
it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode
of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive
(00:25):
deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we
finally worked to prove the theories that you the listener
have at home. That's right, motherfucker, it's a mini episode. Yeah. Yeah,
I am your man from the Congo David boy from
the Congos here, and I you're American man lengths decournmans.
(00:49):
We're both there and we have We got an email
that I think immediately didn't sit right with either of us. Yeah,
this is important to get off our chests. We didn't
care for this email one bit. It was an email
from a person named M nameless motherfucker named M who
who sent us an email that that already the headline.
(01:12):
The subject line of this is fucking offensivest shit. They said,
too hotep for you. Question mark, which is don't call
us out like that. Yeah, I don't like that. What
the fuck like? Bro't be like that? You come into
my house. Yeah, you emailed me. I went went in
(01:33):
reach out to be like, hey, do you have any
theories to please? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were like, hey,
world renowned conspiracy theories. M put us on, Yeah, this
this feels like an attack before we even get centered
in our in our ship. I don't like it. I
don't like it at all. So then so then they
try to soften the blow a little bit. They say,
(01:55):
love the show period, no exclamation point, no no in
emphasis anywhere, just love the show. Love what you boys
are doing over there. But they go on to say,
would you ever do a deep dive like a multi
part series on Bobby Hemmett and his and his whole
melanin magic conspiracy stuff? Might be too hotep in earnest
(02:17):
for a comedy podcast, or maybe you're scared of the truth. Anyway,
I appreciate your work. M. I can't tell where Emma's
coming from either. Yeah, Like, do you are you Alan?
Do you believe in melan in magic? M? Ride like
his is M being like, Hey, if y'all really want
(02:39):
to be on some shit, you need to be exploring
Bobby Hemmett and what he got going on. Yeah, I
know you guys like to play around talking about racist turtles.
I know, I know, you guys enjoy your little sandbox
over there, but if you ever want to see what
real saying looks like, come over here to Bobby emmetttown.
I think, yeah, I didn't like that one bit, And
(03:01):
in fact, you know what's fucked up is that it
works pretty effectively on me because I got so furious
at this email. I got so angry at at at
the accusation that something would be too hotep for me,
that I've now been doing exactly what him is asking
for a major deep dive on Bobby Hemmett and his works.
(03:21):
For those that are unfamiliar with Bobby Hemmett, the best
way to explain who he is is to say he
is a motherfucker who is sort of like become the
godfather of hotep shit. He kind of is like a
elder source of what hoteps look to for insights and
(03:42):
groundbreaking theory. He is almost the quiessential example of what
hoteps should be aspiring to if they are doing this
shit correctly. I think is a fair way of describing him.
He also is just a fat, little stout man with
a lisp, so it's it's they're they're both of those
things can be true. Yeah, yeah, so so Bobby Hemmett. Uh.
(04:07):
He has a number of very popular videos online and
a number of them are not popular at all. And
I've I've taken because the truth doesn't care about popularity. Yeah,
it's just whatever you can get people looking at, you
can get people looking at. And in this case, I've
been watching now a ten hour and I'm not uh
(04:32):
saying that kids. I know and she is suffering because
of this, but I I'm I'm halfway through a ten
currently a ten hour uh series of speeches that Bobby
Hemmett has been delivering across the nation, making people aware
(04:52):
of exactly what m is is referring to this sort
of like black magical theory and a lot of their
arguments that he's been making. And so with that, what
I thought would be a fun thing for us to
take on is a brand new game. This will be
an ongoing game, just as m has has shamed us
into an ongoing game called Hotemporary with him, it ho
(05:16):
temporary with him it and and well we'll just unpass,
we'll just unpack some shit that that Bobby him it
says I'll throw some ideas your way, and I just
love to hear where you land in all of this,
and we'll debate it. We'll see what would Hell. Yeah,
I think one of my personal favorites that that maybe
(05:40):
is a great place to start off. And he has
so many things that he has come up with, But
one of the things that he argues that I thought
was extremely interesting was that a number of the places
and things that we associate with white culture are not
in fact white. In fact, he claims that black people
(06:03):
invented Greek mythology, that we were also the original people
of Ireland and France and a number of other very
very white places, that we are sort of like a
source that continues to be pushed out Africa so much. Well,
(06:24):
he does address I want to be clear, he does
address some things with Africa that we can get into
in a bit. But I'm curious to hear specifically what
you think about the Ireland and the grease and all
of that. It always feels to me like this black
is It feels similar to the black Hebrew Israelite thing,
where it's like, Okay, if you grew up in the West,
(06:46):
you grew up with a very eurocentric view of history,
and it feels like, as opposed to trying to learn
what African history is, you you've been that is the
greatest of all civilizations, so you want to tap into
that and have a have a part in that. As
(07:08):
opposed to understanding that maybe you came from a place
with a rich, giant history. You know what I mean,
It feels like piggybacking's onto something that you don't need,
you know what I mean, That you don't need. Yeah,
that you should have your own history, that this should
be meaningless to your Yeah, who can't who gives a
fuck about? Who are the first people in Ireland? Yeah,
(07:31):
I will say. I will say that what's really fascinating
about Bobby Hemmett is his ability to, uh, to sort
of address what you're talking about inside of this conversation
that he isn't like completely ignorant to what it means
to suggest that black people founded Ireland, right, And so
(07:52):
he does go on to say, like, for example, he
makes the argument multiple times that Israel, as we understand it,
was not the home of the original Hebrews, right, that
like this isn't a thing where we are we black
people started in Israel as much as they changed what
(08:13):
quote unquote Israel was from a place in Africa, like
deep in Africa, and then moved it up to where
it became for the sake of being able to make
it more of a gray area about ownership. What do
you think it was Ethiopia? I can't remember specifically where
(08:33):
he thinks it is, but it's somewhere obviously much further
down in Africa, and that this is more the propaganda
of Europeans just trying to to prove that the original
people could have been white, rather than them being connected
to and though well that tends to be I think
(08:55):
one of the biggest flaws of a lot of the arguments,
right is that here the whole time, and they've always
claimed that that is what it is, you know what
I mean? Yeah, and that's that's that's what that he
would you know, he's not really addressing other races as
often as you would like. He does say and this
is this is another very fascinating argument that he makes.
(09:17):
He does say that white people are are a counterfeit race,
right like they literally they are not. And I am
merely paraphrasing here. I do not want people to think
that I am necessarily advocating for this, but he does advocating.
He doesn't believe that white people have souls that like
literally there there are souls inside of their bodies. He
(09:40):
believes they possess spirits, which is how they're able to
move their bodies from left to right, A to B
whatever it is. But the actual soul is missing because
black people invented white people on some weird experimentation shit
and then it sort of got unleashed on the world
at a before we were ready, before like the the
(10:04):
pot finished cooking. As why are we making experimental people? Um?
I think to the point that he makes and this
kind of uh is where it becomes a complicated argument
with what you've been buddy, I'm I'm five hours deep.
I'm five hours deep. And sometimes I'd be like this
(10:25):
nigga is spitting. But that's a problem because you're taking
so much of it in. I'm getting too close to it. Yeah, yeah,
I I. What he would argue is is that our
understanding of the world is so European centric and so
sort of like fabricated by white people that we are
(10:47):
only able to see how long humanity has lasted based
off of white history and white science and the reality
uh that he would argue is that humanity is hundreds
of thousands of years old, and that we were the
original black people or black people were the originals, and
(11:07):
that our technologies were so far advanced from even where
we are right now that we had the ability to
start making like black or white people whatever it was.
And so it's like that where it's just our experimentation,
our wildness got the best of us. Hence white people
come to be so ultimately white people were like our
(11:28):
greatest folly, like yeah, it was like somebody. Well. So
that's also an interesting argument that he makes because he
doesn't give white people in any credit in having been
our destruction. He doesn't believe that a thing. Yeah, it
(11:51):
doesn't think that that white people are are as much
our demise as he does believe that black people gave
up our position, because he doesn't believe we're actually humans either.
I should note that he believes that we are gods,
or at least we started as gods and had lived
as sort of like these these deities on earth for
(12:13):
a long time. And he said that in order to
elevate to the next level of evolution, beyond the gods
that we were. We had to create change, and when
you are a god, the only way to create change
is to fall from the grace that you currently stand
on for the sake of evolution. Right that So like
in essence, we gave up our power so that when
(12:36):
we re established power, we become the greater gods that
even than we were originally. This is like a black
Joseph Smith, this is amazing. Here's my question of that is,
like this idea that we were deities, how many were
there then, because there's a lot of black people, and
it seems like if we were all wouldn't it be
(13:01):
tough to get everybody on the same as page, especially
in regards to the idea of giving up our godhood,
Like you don't think there was a group of them
who were like, nah, man, I ain't doing that right
it does to get everybody on the same page to
agree that, like, hey, we have to we have to
change our situation as God's God ain't good enough. And
(13:24):
how many how many were there? Like if there were
twenty five million, that makes me feel like, I don't know,
that's a lot of God. Like what's the difference between
God's according to mister Hemmett, what is the difference between
I give it to God? What was the difference between
us in our godly form versus us in our form?
(13:46):
Now I I that part. I'm not what do what
do we give up? Because you said? He says, we
gave it up? So what it was it like we
used to be taller and more attractive or something that
I think it's literally we used to live on a
more celestial plane and gave up that that world come
to Earth to to I don't know that it's as
(14:07):
much like a fall to Earth in the way that
we associate heaven, but that it's almost like innerdimensional type shit,
where we didn't exist on this planet in this plane,
and then suddenly we sacrifice this this other world for
the sake of being a part of the one world.
Is Bobby Hemmett invented the multiverse? I think Bobby, I
(14:32):
think could make the same argument that Terminator a Lady
is making that that look, man, if you read enough
of my my literature, I've been saying aunt man and
uh and the wasp I've been I've been saying some
stuff about that. So he thinks that we originally populated
(14:58):
in Ireland and Wales. It's it's Ireland. I think France
is another one that that. He says, Oh, Russia, France, Ireland, Bosnia. Uh,
he says, oh, this is fun. He says, So what
about Asian people and Hispanic people, Well, he again doesn't
address them very often. Um, he does say, and this
was this was wild. I'll start with the less wild
(15:22):
version of it. He said in terms of the Ireland
of it all, that the reason there are no black
people there is because they were essentially like murdered and
ran out. But he says, even the Saint Patrick allegory
right of this man who has the whistle and can
lead the snakes out of the Ireland. It's actually a
(15:42):
reference to the quote unquote snake people, the black people
of Ireland, and that the river dance is a black dance.
That that's not that's not a crazy that's not a
crazy bull. It feels like they're doing a lot of
heelte type shit. Yeah, he said, if you go to
West Africa, there's plenty of tribes that are up there
dancing with their legs and not their upper bodies. Look, man,
(16:04):
the brother said it, I don't He does use a
lot of references, and it's very hard to keep up.
Like he refers to so many books that at times
I wonder if those are even real books or if
he just has like a hundred titles in his head
that he's like circulating. And I'm like, the man said
(16:25):
us in a book. So I don't know, I can't
I can't verify this. Additionally, this is where it gets
really crazy. He in relation to specifically Russia being a
black home. Originally, he says that Stalin did not in
fact kill twenty million people, as is suggested by our media.
(16:46):
He says, now, he says, he says Stalin didn't do that.
He says the real murders were actually instead the ethnic
cleansing of the black people in Russia, and that the
Stalin story is more of a red herring to distract
us from the literal like ethnic cleansing of the Russian nation.
(17:07):
Who at all? Yeah, ye know it's it also bothers me, See,
this is what bothers me about this kind of shit
all the time. This happens so much. I feel like
(17:29):
with this fucking hotel shit is like you're still providing
a Eurocentric view of the world by not acknowledging all
of Asia, all of all of all of South America,
all of North America, like you are also not acknowledging
humanity and the rest of the world except for Europe. Therefore,
(17:50):
your view of this whole shit is Eurocentriy, you're not
giving me a full view of world history. You're giving
me a eurocentric view world history, which is the same
shit that that's like very I find that very hereto. Yeah,
I think if nothing else, they make it a two
man game, and truly this shit is way more complicated. Exactly,
(18:10):
you're doing the same fucking thing. At bare minimum, it's
five on five, and y'all keep trying to make this
a one on one game. And it ain't saying you're
totally blocking out, Oh you know how many people are
in Asia that you're just like, oh, yeah no. And
I think, if I'm remembering correctly, there was some part
of it where he sort of goes like, yeah, black people,
we invented Chinese people too, But it really was more
(18:31):
of a throwable way than like the people who have
a history. The documents pretty far back, right, and that
does far documented. That feels like part of the cheat sheet,
right and being able to say that like humans, black
people worthy origin, and humans have been around for hundreds
of thousands of years is because it gets to a
(18:53):
point where it becomes unverifiable for anybody, and therefore he's
just sort of able to say, well, this happened, and
this happened. Yeah, you can exist on your authority in
the gray area. It's like okay, yeah, Like there's no
way for us to actually verify the celestial plane. So
it's like, yeah, I don't know. I just have to
(19:13):
believe you about this ship that seems like a big step,
big dog, And I get you say a lot of
things that we would like, you know what I mean
it which sounds nice that we were all gods and
all that kind of thing. Yeah, I love hearing white
people don't have souls. Don't get wrong, they're like cats.
(19:34):
But I also need some verification if there was any
way to yea, even I need you to acknowledge other
people who are the Native Americans? Then who are these people?
I don't He doesn't really address that. He does, Yeah, well,
let's do this last piece because this does actually address
the real question that him showed up with, but m
(19:55):
asks about the magic of it all the melanine based magic,
and he does, in fact argue that Melanie melanine itself
is a form of almost science magic, like it has
both the power of like scientific shit but also purely
like effective magic and uh so much so that he
(20:17):
argues that Melanie is the here for AIDS, uh, cancer
and diabetes West Africa. Well he hear me out. What
he says is that white people are giving it two
black people directly, like they are injecting essentially these diseases
into our systems as a way of weakening our magic
(20:37):
that like we we potentially are would be into who
I think he would argue that they that it is
theirs and they're giving it to us. Not that uh,
but that's what he's saying. He's saying, they're they're meant
to die from it because they're soulless and weak. But
we are, we the melanated, would not die from it
(21:01):
were it not for white science and intervention. I wanted
to be with you, bro, that's a pretty funny. I
like it. I like, I mean, maybe I gotta go
(21:21):
and do my googles. I think I think you might
want to feel like you shit falls apart with a few, because,
by the way, I am no researcher. I am not educated.
I have a semester of college. If I can just
sit here and listen to what you said and kind
of pick it apart, man, and you have to acknowledge
(21:42):
what all these other people have been doing this whole time. Yeah,
I think what he would argue, and this is maybe
the essence of everything I've been learning, is he would
hear you say that, and then he would call you
a cone and uh. The the entire audience of people
who are all very excited to hear him say some
of the all this shit I've ever heard of human
say agree with. Yeah, they would all yell, yeah, you're
(22:07):
dirty coon monkey, and then they'd kick you out of
the room. And then they'd all there's literally one point
in the in the thing where he's like, I don't
want to save niggas. Niggas are stupid, They're dumb. I'm
here for y'all, you the elevated, the enlightened. I don't
give a fuck about like union and like community. He said,
(22:31):
niggas are going to die. Y'all are the future. And
it's like, oh, I see what you are, bro. There
you go. Yet if I was him, I would have
created some like kind of like I'd have done some
type of pangea shit m where it was like we
were ultimately together and then like you have to I
(22:55):
think he is saying that, Okay, it was all I
don't think. Yeah, I don't think. But it's tough, right
because I don't necessarily know that. I believe he believes
in Pangaea. But I do think he believes in a
very different version of Earth than what his current was
mapped today. Yeah, I don't think that he would say
like what white people understand of like the shifting of
(23:16):
continents is correct. He doesn't believe in evolution. He certainly
doesn't believe we came from monkeys, but he does believe
very much that whatever we now understand to be white
nations were in fact not white nations. Okay, yeah, I will.
I'm willing. I'm willing. I'm willing to wait a couple
(23:37):
of weeks to do another segment and hear out what
he has to say. I promise there'll be more stuff.
I have literally pages of notes that I've been taking,
and I highlight the ones I'm going to teach to
my child. So you know it's uh more, I don't
want to be a comb. So let's let's hear out.
Let's hear out, mister Haman. And you got to listen
(24:00):
out if you don't want to be a cone. So
I got it. I get it to you, our dear listeners.
If you don't want to be a cone, tune into
another episode of Hotemporary with him at here on. My
mama told me you'll you'll learn something and you'll be
shocked by some of the insane things he believes. And
and yeah, that's a mini episode. This is all this
(24:21):
is a mini uh boy, you want to tell the
people where they can find you? What cool shit you
have to be on a cool guy? Jokes Sadi seven
on Instagram. Tomorrow night you can go to High Note
Comedy Denver at the Skylark Lounge and watch Britney Carney headline.
It's gonna be a great time. The rest of stuff
is gonna be on my Instagram. You'll find it, I believe.
(24:43):
Hell yeah, finally you find the Instagram, go see Britney Carney.
Uh And as always, you can follow me at lengths
and Kerman on all platforms. I'm ready and available. I'll pop.
I'll pop whatever I got popping in front of you.
Fuck it. Uh. And then if you want to send
us your own conspiracy theories, if you want to advocate
for Bobby hemn't, please send all of that to my
(25:03):
mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to
hear from you. That's it, that's all, bobbitch. Would you
say that you're racist? Not at all. No, Look I'm
a dog. He's as black as convey motherfucking many years,
so many episode, motherfucking many years. So, motherfucking many years,
(25:30):
so many episode, motherfucking many years. So
Motherfucking many of us. So mini episode, motherfucking many of us. Soul. Oh, numb, numb, numb,
Give me a bite of that. There it is, there,
it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode
of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive
(00:25):
deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we
finally worked to prove the theories that you the listener
have at home. That's right, motherfucker, it's a mini episode. Yeah. Yeah,
I am your man from the Congo David boy from
the Congos here, and I you're American man lengths decournmans.
(00:49):
We're both there and we have We got an email
that I think immediately didn't sit right with either of us. Yeah,
this is important to get off our chests. We didn't
care for this email one bit. It was an email
from a person named M nameless motherfucker named M who
who sent us an email that that already the headline.
(01:12):
The subject line of this is fucking offensivest shit. They said,
too hotep for you. Question mark, which is don't call
us out like that. Yeah, I don't like that. What
the fuck like? Bro't be like that? You come into
my house. Yeah, you emailed me. I went went in
(01:33):
reach out to be like, hey, do you have any
theories to please? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were like, hey,
world renowned conspiracy theories. M put us on, Yeah, this
this feels like an attack before we even get centered
in our in our ship. I don't like it. I
don't like it at all. So then so then they
try to soften the blow a little bit. They say,
(01:55):
love the show period, no exclamation point, no no in
emphasis anywhere, just love the show. Love what you boys
are doing over there. But they go on to say,
would you ever do a deep dive like a multi
part series on Bobby Hemmett and his and his whole
melanin magic conspiracy stuff? Might be too hotep in earnest
(02:17):
for a comedy podcast, or maybe you're scared of the truth. Anyway,
I appreciate your work. M. I can't tell where Emma's
coming from either. Yeah, Like, do you are you Alan?
Do you believe in melan in magic? M? Ride like
his is M being like, Hey, if y'all really want
(02:39):
to be on some shit, you need to be exploring
Bobby Hemmett and what he got going on. Yeah, I
know you guys like to play around talking about racist turtles.
I know, I know, you guys enjoy your little sandbox
over there, but if you ever want to see what
real saying looks like, come over here to Bobby emmetttown.
I think, yeah, I didn't like that one bit, And
(03:01):
in fact, you know what's fucked up is that it
works pretty effectively on me because I got so furious
at this email. I got so angry at at at
the accusation that something would be too hotep for me,
that I've now been doing exactly what him is asking
for a major deep dive on Bobby Hemmett and his works.
(03:21):
For those that are unfamiliar with Bobby Hemmett, the best
way to explain who he is is to say he
is a motherfucker who is sort of like become the
godfather of hotep shit. He kind of is like a
elder source of what hoteps look to for insights and
(03:42):
groundbreaking theory. He is almost the quiessential example of what
hoteps should be aspiring to if they are doing this
shit correctly. I think is a fair way of describing him.
He also is just a fat, little stout man with
a lisp, so it's it's they're they're both of those
things can be true. Yeah, yeah, so so Bobby Hemmett. Uh.
(04:07):
He has a number of very popular videos online and
a number of them are not popular at all. And
I've I've taken because the truth doesn't care about popularity. Yeah,
it's just whatever you can get people looking at, you
can get people looking at. And in this case, I've
been watching now a ten hour and I'm not uh
(04:32):
saying that kids. I know and she is suffering because
of this, but I I'm I'm halfway through a ten
currently a ten hour uh series of speeches that Bobby
Hemmett has been delivering across the nation, making people aware
(04:52):
of exactly what m is is referring to this sort
of like black magical theory and a lot of their
arguments that he's been making. And so with that, what
I thought would be a fun thing for us to
take on is a brand new game. This will be
an ongoing game, just as m has has shamed us
into an ongoing game called Hotemporary with him, it ho
(05:16):
temporary with him it and and well we'll just unpass,
we'll just unpack some shit that that Bobby him it
says I'll throw some ideas your way, and I just
love to hear where you land in all of this,
and we'll debate it. We'll see what would Hell. Yeah,
I think one of my personal favorites that that maybe
(05:40):
is a great place to start off. And he has
so many things that he has come up with, But
one of the things that he argues that I thought
was extremely interesting was that a number of the places
and things that we associate with white culture are not
in fact white. In fact, he claims that black people
(06:03):
invented Greek mythology, that we were also the original people
of Ireland and France and a number of other very
very white places, that we are sort of like a
source that continues to be pushed out Africa so much. Well,
(06:24):
he does address I want to be clear, he does
address some things with Africa that we can get into
in a bit. But I'm curious to hear specifically what
you think about the Ireland and the grease and all
of that. It always feels to me like this black
is It feels similar to the black Hebrew Israelite thing,
where it's like, Okay, if you grew up in the West,
(06:46):
you grew up with a very eurocentric view of history,
and it feels like, as opposed to trying to learn
what African history is, you you've been that is the
greatest of all civilizations, so you want to tap into
that and have a have a part in that. As
(07:08):
opposed to understanding that maybe you came from a place
with a rich, giant history. You know what I mean,
It feels like piggybacking's onto something that you don't need,
you know what I mean, That you don't need. Yeah,
that you should have your own history, that this should
be meaningless to your Yeah, who can't who gives a
fuck about? Who are the first people in Ireland? Yeah,
(07:31):
I will say. I will say that what's really fascinating
about Bobby Hemmett is his ability to, uh, to sort
of address what you're talking about inside of this conversation
that he isn't like completely ignorant to what it means
to suggest that black people founded Ireland, right, And so
(07:52):
he does go on to say, like, for example, he
makes the argument multiple times that Israel, as we understand it,
was not the home of the original Hebrews, right, that
like this isn't a thing where we are we black
people started in Israel as much as they changed what
(08:13):
quote unquote Israel was from a place in Africa, like
deep in Africa, and then moved it up to where
it became for the sake of being able to make
it more of a gray area about ownership. What do
you think it was Ethiopia? I can't remember specifically where
(08:33):
he thinks it is, but it's somewhere obviously much further
down in Africa, and that this is more the propaganda
of Europeans just trying to to prove that the original
people could have been white, rather than them being connected
to and though well that tends to be I think
(08:55):
one of the biggest flaws of a lot of the arguments,
right is that here the whole time, and they've always
claimed that that is what it is, you know what
I mean? Yeah, and that's that's that's what that he
would you know, he's not really addressing other races as
often as you would like. He does say and this
is this is another very fascinating argument that he makes.
(09:17):
He does say that white people are are a counterfeit race,
right like they literally they are not. And I am
merely paraphrasing here. I do not want people to think
that I am necessarily advocating for this, but he does advocating.
He doesn't believe that white people have souls that like
literally there there are souls inside of their bodies. He
(09:40):
believes they possess spirits, which is how they're able to
move their bodies from left to right, A to B
whatever it is. But the actual soul is missing because
black people invented white people on some weird experimentation shit
and then it sort of got unleashed on the world
at a before we were ready, before like the the
(10:04):
pot finished cooking. As why are we making experimental people? Um?
I think to the point that he makes and this
kind of uh is where it becomes a complicated argument
with what you've been buddy, I'm I'm five hours deep.
I'm five hours deep. And sometimes I'd be like this
(10:25):
nigga is spitting. But that's a problem because you're taking
so much of it in. I'm getting too close to it. Yeah, yeah,
I I. What he would argue is is that our
understanding of the world is so European centric and so
sort of like fabricated by white people that we are
(10:47):
only able to see how long humanity has lasted based
off of white history and white science and the reality
uh that he would argue is that humanity is hundreds
of thousands of years old, and that we were the
original black people or black people were the originals, and
(11:07):
that our technologies were so far advanced from even where
we are right now that we had the ability to
start making like black or white people whatever it was.
And so it's like that where it's just our experimentation,
our wildness got the best of us. Hence white people
come to be so ultimately white people were like our
(11:28):
greatest folly, like yeah, it was like somebody. Well. So
that's also an interesting argument that he makes because he
doesn't give white people in any credit in having been
our destruction. He doesn't believe that a thing. Yeah, it
(11:51):
doesn't think that that white people are are as much
our demise as he does believe that black people gave
up our position, because he doesn't believe we're actually humans either.
I should note that he believes that we are gods,
or at least we started as gods and had lived
as sort of like these these deities on earth for
(12:13):
a long time. And he said that in order to
elevate to the next level of evolution, beyond the gods
that we were. We had to create change, and when
you are a god, the only way to create change
is to fall from the grace that you currently stand
on for the sake of evolution. Right that So like
in essence, we gave up our power so that when
(12:36):
we re established power, we become the greater gods that
even than we were originally. This is like a black
Joseph Smith, this is amazing. Here's my question of that is,
like this idea that we were deities, how many were
there then, because there's a lot of black people, and
it seems like if we were all wouldn't it be
(13:01):
tough to get everybody on the same as page, especially
in regards to the idea of giving up our godhood,
Like you don't think there was a group of them
who were like, nah, man, I ain't doing that right
it does to get everybody on the same page to
agree that, like, hey, we have to we have to
change our situation as God's God ain't good enough. And
(13:24):
how many how many were there? Like if there were
twenty five million, that makes me feel like, I don't know,
that's a lot of God. Like what's the difference between
God's according to mister Hemmett, what is the difference between
I give it to God? What was the difference between
us in our godly form versus us in our form?
(13:46):
Now I I that part. I'm not what do what
do we give up? Because you said? He says, we
gave it up? So what it was it like we
used to be taller and more attractive or something that
I think it's literally we used to live on a
more celestial plane and gave up that that world come
to Earth to to I don't know that it's as
(14:07):
much like a fall to Earth in the way that
we associate heaven, but that it's almost like innerdimensional type shit,
where we didn't exist on this planet in this plane,
and then suddenly we sacrifice this this other world for
the sake of being a part of the one world.
Is Bobby Hemmett invented the multiverse? I think Bobby, I
(14:32):
think could make the same argument that Terminator a Lady
is making that that look, man, if you read enough
of my my literature, I've been saying aunt man and
uh and the wasp I've been I've been saying some
stuff about that. So he thinks that we originally populated
(14:58):
in Ireland and Wales. It's it's Ireland. I think France
is another one that that. He says, Oh, Russia, France, Ireland, Bosnia. Uh,
he says, oh, this is fun. He says, So what
about Asian people and Hispanic people, Well, he again doesn't
address them very often. Um, he does say, and this
was this was wild. I'll start with the less wild
(15:22):
version of it. He said in terms of the Ireland
of it all, that the reason there are no black
people there is because they were essentially like murdered and
ran out. But he says, even the Saint Patrick allegory
right of this man who has the whistle and can
lead the snakes out of the Ireland. It's actually a
(15:42):
reference to the quote unquote snake people, the black people
of Ireland, and that the river dance is a black dance.
That that's not that's not a crazy that's not a
crazy bull. It feels like they're doing a lot of
heelte type shit. Yeah, he said, if you go to
West Africa, there's plenty of tribes that are up there
dancing with their legs and not their upper bodies. Look, man,
(16:04):
the brother said it, I don't He does use a
lot of references, and it's very hard to keep up.
Like he refers to so many books that at times
I wonder if those are even real books or if
he just has like a hundred titles in his head
that he's like circulating. And I'm like, the man said
(16:25):
us in a book. So I don't know, I can't
I can't verify this. Additionally, this is where it gets
really crazy. He in relation to specifically Russia being a
black home. Originally, he says that Stalin did not in
fact kill twenty million people, as is suggested by our media.
(16:46):
He says, now, he says, he says Stalin didn't do that.
He says the real murders were actually instead the ethnic
cleansing of the black people in Russia, and that the
Stalin story is more of a red herring to distract
us from the literal like ethnic cleansing of the Russian nation.
(17:07):
Who at all? Yeah, ye know it's it also bothers me, See,
this is what bothers me about this kind of shit
all the time. This happens so much. I feel like
(17:29):
with this fucking hotel shit is like you're still providing
a Eurocentric view of the world by not acknowledging all
of Asia, all of all of all of South America,
all of North America, like you are also not acknowledging
humanity and the rest of the world except for Europe. Therefore,
(17:50):
your view of this whole shit is Eurocentriy, you're not
giving me a full view of world history. You're giving
me a eurocentric view world history, which is the same
shit that that's like very I find that very hereto. Yeah,
I think if nothing else, they make it a two
man game, and truly this shit is way more complicated. Exactly,
(18:10):
you're doing the same fucking thing. At bare minimum, it's
five on five, and y'all keep trying to make this
a one on one game. And it ain't saying you're
totally blocking out, Oh you know how many people are
in Asia that you're just like, oh, yeah no. And
I think, if I'm remembering correctly, there was some part
of it where he sort of goes like, yeah, black people,
we invented Chinese people too, But it really was more
(18:31):
of a throwable way than like the people who have
a history. The documents pretty far back, right, and that
does far documented. That feels like part of the cheat sheet,
right and being able to say that like humans, black
people worthy origin, and humans have been around for hundreds
of thousands of years is because it gets to a
(18:53):
point where it becomes unverifiable for anybody, and therefore he's
just sort of able to say, well, this happened, and
this happened. Yeah, you can exist on your authority in
the gray area. It's like okay, yeah, Like there's no
way for us to actually verify the celestial plane. So
it's like, yeah, I don't know. I just have to
(19:13):
believe you about this ship that seems like a big step,
big dog, And I get you say a lot of
things that we would like, you know what I mean
it which sounds nice that we were all gods and
all that kind of thing. Yeah, I love hearing white
people don't have souls. Don't get wrong, they're like cats.
(19:34):
But I also need some verification if there was any
way to yea, even I need you to acknowledge other
people who are the Native Americans? Then who are these people?
I don't He doesn't really address that. He does, Yeah, well,
let's do this last piece because this does actually address
the real question that him showed up with, but m
(19:55):
asks about the magic of it all the melanine based magic,
and he does, in fact argue that Melanie melanine itself
is a form of almost science magic, like it has
both the power of like scientific shit but also purely
like effective magic and uh so much so that he
(20:17):
argues that Melanie is the here for AIDS, uh, cancer
and diabetes West Africa. Well he hear me out. What
he says is that white people are giving it two
black people directly, like they are injecting essentially these diseases
into our systems as a way of weakening our magic
(20:37):
that like we we potentially are would be into who
I think he would argue that they that it is
theirs and they're giving it to us. Not that uh,
but that's what he's saying. He's saying, they're they're meant
to die from it because they're soulless and weak. But
we are, we the melanated, would not die from it
(21:01):
were it not for white science and intervention. I wanted
to be with you, bro, that's a pretty funny. I
like it. I like, I mean, maybe I gotta go
(21:21):
and do my googles. I think I think you might
want to feel like you shit falls apart with a few, because,
by the way, I am no researcher. I am not educated.
I have a semester of college. If I can just
sit here and listen to what you said and kind
of pick it apart, man, and you have to acknowledge
(21:42):
what all these other people have been doing this whole time. Yeah,
I think what he would argue, and this is maybe
the essence of everything I've been learning, is he would
hear you say that, and then he would call you
a cone and uh. The the entire audience of people
who are all very excited to hear him say some
of the all this shit I've ever heard of human
say agree with. Yeah, they would all yell, yeah, you're
(22:07):
dirty coon monkey, and then they'd kick you out of
the room. And then they'd all there's literally one point
in the in the thing where he's like, I don't
want to save niggas. Niggas are stupid, They're dumb. I'm
here for y'all, you the elevated, the enlightened. I don't
give a fuck about like union and like community. He said,
(22:31):
niggas are going to die. Y'all are the future. And
it's like, oh, I see what you are, bro. There
you go. Yet if I was him, I would have
created some like kind of like I'd have done some
type of pangea shit m where it was like we
were ultimately together and then like you have to I
(22:55):
think he is saying that, Okay, it was all I
don't think. Yeah, I don't think. But it's tough, right
because I don't necessarily know that. I believe he believes
in Pangaea. But I do think he believes in a
very different version of Earth than what his current was
mapped today. Yeah, I don't think that he would say
like what white people understand of like the shifting of
(23:16):
continents is correct. He doesn't believe in evolution. He certainly
doesn't believe we came from monkeys, but he does believe
very much that whatever we now understand to be white
nations were in fact not white nations. Okay, yeah, I will.
I'm willing. I'm willing. I'm willing to wait a couple
(23:37):
of weeks to do another segment and hear out what
he has to say. I promise there'll be more stuff.
I have literally pages of notes that I've been taking,
and I highlight the ones I'm going to teach to
my child. So you know it's uh more, I don't
want to be a comb. So let's let's hear out.
Let's hear out, mister Haman. And you got to listen
(24:00):
out if you don't want to be a cone. So
I got it. I get it to you, our dear listeners.
If you don't want to be a cone, tune into
another episode of Hotemporary with him at here on. My
mama told me you'll you'll learn something and you'll be
shocked by some of the insane things he believes. And
and yeah, that's a mini episode. This is all this
(24:21):
is a mini uh boy, you want to tell the
people where they can find you? What cool shit you
have to be on a cool guy? Jokes Sadi seven
on Instagram. Tomorrow night you can go to High Note
Comedy Denver at the Skylark Lounge and watch Britney Carney headline.
It's gonna be a great time. The rest of stuff
is gonna be on my Instagram. You'll find it, I believe.
(24:43):
Hell yeah, finally you find the Instagram, go see Britney Carney.
Uh And as always, you can follow me at lengths
and Kerman on all platforms. I'm ready and available. I'll pop.
I'll pop whatever I got popping in front of you.
Fuck it. Uh. And then if you want to send
us your own conspiracy theories, if you want to advocate
for Bobby hemn't, please send all of that to my
(25:03):
mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to
hear from you. That's it, that's all, bobbitch. Would you
say that you're racist? Not at all. No, Look I'm
a dog. He's as black as convey motherfucking many years,
so many episode, motherfucking many years. So, motherfucking many years,
(25:30):
so many episode, motherfucking many years. So
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