July 2, 2024 • 62 mins
Did ancient Black people get superpowers? Langston and David invite returning guest, Skyler Higley (@aftermidnight) to discuss this phenomenal Black conspiracy theory. Discussion of Black people being originally green, Melanin theory, and of course, LeBron James and Bronny James are brought up throughout the pod. The three of them revisit the toxic talks of Bobby Hemmitt's speeches to make sense of this argument and understand the godly powers that were taken away from Black people.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Do you ever see people where you're like, if there
is a god, he thinks that's hilarious. Oh yeah, I'm
bad Bill. I think he had some fun. Or when
you said big glass, huge titties, a donkey dick, where
you're like that was that's a joke, right.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I was like, let me see how long I could
make it before they like call the police.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Can I make this ship before they questioned my reality?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah? They go like, none of this is real. This
is this is the motherfucking matrix and I'm plugged into
that man's giant penis. It's just in the back of
my neck controlling my brain.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey, but it tastes like a steak? Is that still
matrix enough? I think?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
So I got the reference. Doesn't chips in your.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Kuala bears are racist? The money's turkey stuff? I can't
tell me now.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
The world don't move to the beta, just one drum.
What might be right for you may not be right
for some.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Little Mama's and gentiles alike. Welcome to another phenomenal episode
of My Mama Told.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets
of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And we finally worked to prove that amber Rose made
a deal with the devil for a fat ass and
a permanent ball fade.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
This bitch has.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Never grown her hair and ouns past where it is.
And if that ain't the Devil's work, I don't know
what is.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You know what I mean. I feel like it's a
fair trade.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's a pretty fair trade. Now here's where I think
the devil tricked, because you know, the devil always pulls.
He always pulls a little trick with his deals. I
think he gave her a fat ass, but I think
he took a little bit of brain meet with it
and put it in that butt. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I think he's a smart ass, and I'm into that.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's a smart ass a bbl. It's a brain buttlet.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You got it. You got a little brain butt lift
is what is what I'm suggesting. Absolutely, and I think
I think, yeah, smart ass, but a dumb dumb on
the top.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And here we know anything about her. For as much
as she's come across various places that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I am, brother, I got some bad news. I don't
think she knows very much about her, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
In the airport once and God did with both hands.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, he scooped and he massage. It was going crazy
and pottery class that day. Our guest today, you heard
him a little bit and then I think he bailed
on talking. I think you were scared. You weren't sure
(03:15):
allowed to.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Sing.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're a father, bro Like, I'm not nailing it, Skyler.
If anybody has learned anything from this podcast, No, I
am not the best representative for parents out there.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Hey, you there, that's a big part of it. Amen,
you're in the house right.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Now, got it.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm in the house right now. I'm ever present, which
maybe is more of a flaw for what's happening in
the home.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Listen, who's a perfect parent? Who amongst us?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Who amongst our guests today would be much worse, but
but at least has the ability to identify it from
a distance. He's he's select, He's a he's a returning,
returning champion of our dear podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
He's been a part of so many cool things after
Midnight the Onion. He has a stand up on Comedy Central.
It's all very funny. You need to go check out
his ship. Give it up for our dear friend, Skylar Higley. Ladies,
and gim a.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
White wine, white woman, and hate crimes.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, but you did you did you, David?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You do have the ability to identify like the perfect
drop for me. That was the birth perfect one. And
thank you for that interest.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We all listen. We all have our vices.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I didn't say vices. I just think it's presentative. Don't
put that on me, please don't.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This brother is addicted to all of those things.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
All three wake up in the morning, hate crime, but
not before his white woman.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
When he bottom on the black shirt. Because I was
getting I waited as long as I could.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's good, Skylar Uh forgive, forgive, my only human friend.
But we we have to get to your your conspiracy theory.
You sent us a list, a pretty solid list of
ship that we well because I'm at a.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Point where you've been doing the podcast for long enough,
I don't know what would you have talked about and
not talked about. You know, I appreciate that we discussed
Terrence Howard, but you y'all have probably done that to
deaths brother.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
The group chat, the second half we play in that
dirt every week.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
This thing, I.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Do feel this is so true. When I saw that
when Terrence Howard had the wig on and that interview
literally the second I saw it on Twitter, I sent
it to like, I didn't even get that I saw
the wig and I sent it to you. I didn't
even get that far into it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I was like, no, you made the right choice. Yeah,
I'm who you're supposed to send that du.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah it really is is content here completely.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Look, man, you just hit home fucking base.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That to me, and the turn around on it, the
speed at which it happened and you somehow got yourself
on television in that league incredible. It was impressive.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Incredible.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It was really, I mean it was like a two
week runway.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I come on, man, I have a genuine question about that.
Was it the same wig?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
The same wig? Yes? And no, so it is not
the same wig that he was wearing. But we had
a real staff of women recreated in a way that
like I was blown away, like truly where like because
I was like, oh, they'll give me like a shitty
(07:03):
Fharah Foster wig and it'll it'll be pretty close but whatever,
it'll look like shit, but fine, but they put it
on me and I was like, bitch, y'all, are y'all
should be like helping to send people to the moon.
This is this is brilliant shit, and you're wasting it,
(07:25):
you know what I mean? Like you're truly wasting talent
and time. Your you are mothers who deserve like a
real shot at life, and instead you're fucking building. True,
you're taking your art and lowering it to such.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Right, this is like hidden figures, but they're like just
doing it to build the wig.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I mean, I don't know how far off wig science
is from rocket science.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't either. And that was the thing. Here's what
I know. I've put on wigs without their expertise and
it looked like shit. And then I put theirs on.
I was like, I don't know if this isn't or
is or isn't my hair. That's I don't know anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Can I tell you?
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I you know, because we've all dabbled, right, I've never
dabbled in wigs. YEA, come on, brother, I don't think.
I don't think I have what I'm being genuine.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
First of all, objectively, coming from another dark skinned dude,
it would be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm not gonna say it's because of the skin color.
But I ain't gonna say it ain't.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I just like put on some of my mom's you know,
you put on a mom's wig or whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Well we go back to me being adopted and having
a white mom.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
So that's.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No wigs in the house.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I mean that's probably good. You didn't have to learn
how to relax hair as a child.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You had to you used to have to relax your
mom's hair sometimes. Damn fuck, just like help, you know,
help wash it out. That's a lot back.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I think we all did that, that's what.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, I never did that.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
You didn't do that. I heard everybody did that.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
This is a cultural change. No, not what my mom
did like a back lady like that, like.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
A back lady.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Even gotten a massage. I got her a spa for
her birthday or Mother's day some ship. But I think
she just got like this skin stuff. I don't, I don't.
I don't really think that's her get down.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Is it appropriate what we were doing for our mothers?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No? No, no, And we have odd relationships with women
because of it.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
No, it was a year. I swear to God, this
is true. There was a year that my mom decided
that she wanted us to start dressing alike. Bro. She
wanted to buy us like matching track suits. Yeah, like
(09:57):
legit dressing like her. And this is the most fucked
up part. She wanted to dress us the same. And
I came back with a new haircut because I was
visiting my cousins in Detroit and one of my cousins
is like a dope ass barber and gave me like
a nice haircut that I hadn't had because my mom
was cutting my fucking hair given, like giving me just brutal,
(10:21):
fucking haircuts and.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Anything. It was no my nigga.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I was just I was just being raised by a
single mom.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
That is some shit that would come in a single
bobs where she's like, lookna, look like a fucking R
and B group.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's the craziest part is y'all have to understand my
mom was single, but I still had my dad, So
it wasn't you know what I mean. I'm not like
in a I'm not a legit single mom kid, but
I am because like she was going through it. You're
a part of her crisis, and so I'm just us
(11:00):
being traumatized. And I swear to God. So I came
back with this new haircut, and my mom decided she
wanted the same haircut when they got it, and they
fucked her up. Bro, they fucked her up, and.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
So now your mom, like your MoMA's looking like ambarroas.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Bro. It was bad, and so now she's wanted me
to wear more track suits to over comedy like it.
It got crazy. I had wild.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I don't even know. You go talk to somebody. I
don't know what that means on the rest of your
life and how it's gone, but it has to mean something.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
If I didn't end up in comedy, I truly would
have shot up a building.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Oh my boy, was that haircut?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Was it like a flattop because my mom had a
flat top?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
For a second, it was not because I can't really
do a flat top like that because of how curly
my hair.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Is, but that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
It just was like a high fade with a lot
of curl on top, and so it just looked like
you know, when you're a little kid. It was like
a cool little kid haircut.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But it is amazing.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It's fucking amazing. But then you hit thirty five and
you're like, I can't do that. I got responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
You weren't.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
All the way to the top where it's just a
little bit of hair, oh.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Just the oh just the little.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Little yeah, yeah, where it just no, you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That could be cute for a woman though.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, but that's what she was thinking.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I guess that she she saw you come home and
she was like, oh ship.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
She was like, I think I just unlocked something.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Here, my boy both about to level up.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Yeah, the fun was that that was that was up
your mom's hair.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It said, super saying on.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
It O great, that's so funny. Uh yeah. Anyway, the
point is, yes, the trauma is real and it should
not have happened. That said. Yeah, Whig culture for a
young man was it was something for a while.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, I mean I like I said, I tried him
on it. Never, I never put a wig on that.
It felt right, and that's okay.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
That's that's fine for you.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Something or something. I don't know. I like, I don't No.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You're not Tyler Perry, and you would have known at
the time if you were.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
And I wish I was more interesting. I wish I
wore more interesting clothes in a way that maybe making
it feminine could bring me. But I just don't. I
don't want to wear ladies or any I don't really
care about fabrics. It's just not.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yah, it's just ain't. It ain't your shit, and that's okay.
I think it's okay if it's just not your shit.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I have like forty black T shirts.
Speaker 9 (14:17):
Oh congratulations, not forty, but in the in the in
the area of I probably have ten black T shirts
and like six or seven white ones.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Wow, damn.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Sometimes you say whoa in a way that hurts me.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I'm imagining your closet and then get it really sad.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's like a dumb, funny thing. If you look back
on this podcast, it's a lot of me just wearing
a black T shirt.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, it's mostly just a black T shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I mean there's other stuff, like, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Not cool habs, cool ass cool, has lots of boats,
a hell of a hell of a laugh. I love you.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh yeah. It's all about the personality inside. He believe
in yourself. You're doing great. Man.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
She pulls out a breast and she's juggling them, look
like she's about to fall over. Then she bends over
and pulls down her pennies, her cheeks.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm not lying I'm telling what's on the video.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
This is madness.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
That one was longer than I remember.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It's so long. Everyone you press today has been so long. Great.
I love it.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I'm gonna say pennies like that, forever.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Pennies.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I've been talking to my girlfriend like, hey, you love
your pennies over place?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
This is madness.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Let me get a mac in cheese potatoes.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
And you know what it is. He's just so angry
that what she was doing makes him horny. He really
wishes he didn't have that feeling, but he's so horny
for her, and he's it's making him fucking upset.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I think you just encapsulated all of religion. Yeah, I
think that's a lot of the I think that's a
lot of it.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's the core of it. Olivia is furious with us
because we haven't even gotten to the topic yet.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
She's just about the club.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I'm gonna put it on I'm gonna put it on
me and Olivia, you're an alcoholic and you need help.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Everybody knows it.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
And I derailed immediately, and that's my fault. I said,
let's talk about our trauma with our parents, and what's
that like? You know, and we don't do that enough,
especially on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Oh I do it quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You're you came to us today, Skyler with a with
a conspiracy. We're we're all very excited about you. Said,
my mama told me ancient black people have superpowers.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Love it, love it, side unseen lovet.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Good, tell us everything, you know.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well, so this comes from a series of essentially Facebook memes,
but because it's a there's something I guess called melanin
theory that seems to encapsulate a lot of Afro centrism,
And I think the sort of core of the beginnings
of the arguments is sort of the black people were
(17:54):
the real we were the real Egyptians, We were the
real Greeks. We built the big great Wall of I
was gonna call it the Big Wall of China. No,
that big tin of wall, the big old China Wall.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's to business.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Explaining it. I'm already canceled. So it's that, But then
it's also I guess the theories that I've seen from
the memes is that the ancient Greek gods and Roman
gods and stuff, and Egyptian gods were all black people,
and those people were considered gods because they had, you know,
(18:40):
special powers that more Melanin was able to give them.
So it's like a step above we was kings to
be like we was gods.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh God, Hell yeah, bory. Is this something that you
were familiar with?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
No, I just liked the ring of it.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
It just hits you in your sweet spots.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I like any theory that makes me seem better.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Mmmm. That's a good that's a good stance to take.
I think.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Well, it's also like basing it on like black supremacist
kind of theories that like is uh has this sort
of idea that whiteness and white people are genetically inferior
and a genetic anomaly.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Which when when are you gonna get to the when
you're gonna get to the lies? Sky you.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I didn't say it that it was a lie. Nobody
said I had to bring lies.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You keep calling this a theory, brother, It's not like
you're saying the real ship melon and gospel.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah, melan in law theory became law.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
My cousin was studying that house.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I'm just a melon and Bill. Yes, I'm only a
melon and Bill, And I'm saying here on Nigga Capitol Hill,
they called me.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Supreme Court justice to lay down the melanin law.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Nigga. Capitol Hill is for sure a part of DC.
I've been to.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Absolutely, Yeah, we got our own white house.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I love this theory though, I like you, I like
the idea of that, like ultramelanated people. I mean, historically
they seem to have had a tough time, but I
like the idea that we're in fact stronger than our lighter.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Counterparts, stronger, smarter, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
When you heard this, were you immediately attracted to it?
Did you have any skepticism at this at this theory
coming across your desk?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Well, when I heard it, so I just went down
a Facebook like rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So I gotta get off Facebook, big man. I'm gonna
be a crazy place for you even.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Supposed to find this stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
What you're doing, you're doing, you have a life, you're
doing well, you have a job. Why are you on Facebook?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You gotta get off Facebook?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Girlfriend like forgetting asked or selling it on market.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Or both.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
At once, somebody trying to come by this couch. We
can fuck on.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
A an table for some dick, you know what I mean? No,
it was I saw a meme. The first meme I
saw said that what it started with was this meme
that was like black skin is originally used to be green.
Was because it's supposed to be like melanin is the
(21:46):
chlorophyll of humans, and chlorophyll is what makes plans green,
and so it was it was just so funny to
me that somebody's theory, you know, these memes that are
like it's got an Egyptian dude in it, and you're like,
see these used to be green and now it's dark.
We're dark now because it rusted. So we used to
(22:09):
be green and our skin rusted. And so that was
like the entry point for me to go down this
rabbit hole of what other memes are on this page
And there was a lot of you know, our pineal
glands and you know, hotep stuff, And then I started
finding out about melanin theory and what I've heard of
all of this. Apparently there were superpowers. Where did they go?
(22:34):
I don't really know.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
They come back no further than the basketball court brother.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Whoa whoa, bron and Bronny together restarted the line of kings. Dug.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's pretty crazy just as a concept, like if we
can walk. I know we're in the middle of it,
but like, if we can pull out, No, I would
love to. It's fucking nuts that a man is playing
professional basketball with his son, who he was taking baby
pictures with at games, Like it was this literal like
(23:10):
infant child who is now a teammate of his and
he's not not the best player in the league.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yes, basically I'm three gonna go crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Man, do you want to play basketball with your dad?
Speaker 8 (23:24):
No, it would be a nightmare. I don't want to
see him at all, are you? First of all, my
dad sucks. Beautiful human being.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I love everything about him, but he's terrible at basketball.
So it would be very embarrassing for us, the Lakers.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
You would destroy that franchise so fast.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I presume, I presume that we are professional basketball players,
but stay the same skill level. We were the.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Same people.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I got to play with my dad as is. No thanks,
that's what I pictured. I was embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I would play with my biological father. I would. I
would play basketball with him because you know, no, he's short,
he's five six, and he's from Philly, so he likes
to he likes to tell me that he used to
play basketball with Kevin Hart and dunk on him.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Is that h Is that at a good stat.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I don't know. I don't know if it really gives
you anything.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I think.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And you know, the shortest man alive, I'm duncked on him.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Used to give him the.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Work, all right?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, you know the man who's barely a man.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, I dunked on Hill.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Philashelphia.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
But doesn't.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Oh, I think he was trying to, you know, connect
with me on a on a comedian level. Or maybe
it's just I don't know if it's a stat. Maybe
it's just true. He's one of these people who had
lived a life and I think he might have been
dunking on Kevin Hard. I don't know who am I
to say that.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
It's also like it's also like when that comes up,
you have to and I hate to be this guy,
but you have to ask how tall was the hoop?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Right? It was a it was a Fisher Price. I
think it was a Fisher Price.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
You're a braver man than me, but but it was
in my head the whole time. I wasn't. I was
too much of a coward to step up and ask
the hard question. And that's why I appreciate our partnership
is is you saw my weakness and you were like, no,
I'm not. I'm not gonna run from this.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
No, we gotta we gotta face it because that's what.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
We have here.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
So Skylar, if I may, it sounds like, upon hearing this,
you are not necessarily getting it from very viable sources
and thus had very little reason to take it.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Seriously, what do you mean I got.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
These are legit sources for you.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I mean the memes, they're beautiful. I didn't believe it
at first, but I do. It's something that I would
very much like to believe. I mean, it would maybe
make sense that the reason why we have faced so
much oppression is because, you know, somebody was jealous, wanted
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to take us down. We were on top for too
long and they wanted to stick take stuff away from Sure,
why not? I wish it were true, That's what I'll say.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's how I feel like. I would love this to
be a real thing.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I mean, it does. It does bum me out. If
it was real, it would make me sad that we
dropped the bag somehow, Like how did we if we had?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
How do you?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
How do you have somebody take superpowers from me?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Sure, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Pretty Yeah, that's that's the big worry is because if
we were to have lost them, I mean I assume
it would be some Why if we were superpowered, why
weren't we super power enough to be like, no, don't
you can't take them?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Like yeah, why why why couldn't we have thunderstormed your
efforts away from us? Kind of exactly.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
And that's the part I did and read about. And
it you know, the memes, they're only a handful of texts,
so they can't the detail, the whole history.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
They give you the gist, they they it is why
they say do your own research. Is like, it's not
because we don't have the information. It's because our meme
character count is limited, and you got to step up
and fill in some of these extra words. Fair enough,
here's what we need to do. We need to take
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a break. Olivia is furious with us today. She cannot
believe the Shenanigans were pulling be She's off that ripple.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Olivia, we really need to talk. I really like you've
acted different since you've really gone off the wagon so much.
We just don't want to.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
See you like this, and she's also ordering Ripple off
of Amazon, which is the only place you can still
find Ripple.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Uh, don't you want to meet Atlas? Don't you want
to meet Langston's son.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Because you're not gonna make it. You're not gonna be
here if you keep drinking this way and ripple no less.
We need to take a break. When we come back,
we're gonna be back with more Skylar Hagley and more.
My mama told me, we're calling upon you because we
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have we have new merch. We have very exciting merch
that we are now selling and it's it's fucking great.
We love it so much.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Just sleek, it's sexy.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Come on, you want to tell them what we have.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is
really fun. We have a two tone hat Alien Dad hat,
the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have
the enamel pin with an alien who has a coofie
on it since my mama told me. And then we
have t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is
who you are.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my
mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a
brand new name. But it's the same old merch and
we would love for you to get some if you
haven't got it already, and we want you to have
all the sweet stuff, so get it.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
To speak.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I love that one.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, that was really good. Welcome back TOMORROWMA told me, well,
we give all our guests to turn to speak.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
No, I'll tell you to shut up. No, schylar, We're
still we're still talking about the possibility that superpowers was
once the thing that black people had. Do you think
before we get into because I did a little bit
of research on this conversation, do you think that the
type of superpowers we had were limited? Do you know
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what I mean? Like, was it any x man ability
or was it more just like, oh, everybody could fly,
everybody could run really fast, Like was the generic superpowers
or was it like everybody was bestowed a different thing.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You know, I feel like it would be a generic
thing if in reality, if I'm being as realistic as possible,
if we had the ability to access the sort of
like higher human capacity in some way in ancient times,
I would think that that capacity would be like essentially
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the same for everybody. If you could get to that level,
like you get to a certain power level for back
of a lack of a better term, and can do
these specific things. But it wouldn't make sense to me
that if this were real, that everybody was doing a
bunch of random stuff, because I think it brings up
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a lot more questions of like how that would potentially
work where it's all the same, it does seem like it. Okay,
then it does work in at least one specific way,
even if we don't technically know exactly how the functionality
of it would work. I hear you.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I accept that I wanted to be familiar.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, yes, okay, even the fire niggas well.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I was gonna say to Johnson's.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
No, no, no, David, No, it's niggas. Johnson is your
slave name, your original name, wake up is fire nigga.
You come from a long line of fire niggas.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
But that that is how I would like it. I
would like it to be like like that, like like
almost like or I would like it to be community based,
like an avatar. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Trulygas but here and then like the ground over here.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I think there's there is Maybe to your point, maybe
it could be there is a familiar thing to it, because,
as we already called out, you know, there's Bronni and
lebron and then maybe for example Jackson five. You know,
there are certain families that do Michael.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Michael and Blanket. They got the same talent exactly.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Genetics.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
But that's the joke. That's what I'm saying. O. Blank
is an untalented person. This is my is my suggestion,
and the other one is God, He's literally one of
the greatest.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
You know, Joe super talented.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Joe Jackson was a talented guy.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
That's true. I don't know why I feel like I'm
always defending bad guys on here.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
We're the same facts.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, he was a talented guy.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
He made that Joe Jackson was a fire nigga. I
think that's what we're saying. I think we're all saying.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I Skylard did a little bit of research in this
conversation and actually reminded me of a thing that's come
up a few times on this podcast. A gentleman by
the name of Bobby Hemmett. Are you familiar at all
with Bobby Hemmett. No, you don't know Bobby Hemmett. Then
you ain't fucking around with hotep shit quite yet. But
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Bobby Hemmett is sort of the star of stars in
the HOTEP community, and he in a number of videos
that I've watched of his and listen to. Faithful listeners
to this podcast will know that I've listened to more
than ten hours of Bobby Hemmett speeches at this point,
and boy, oh boy, have I learned a lot. But
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Bobby Hemmett has actually argued on a number of occasions
that black people were originally gods, that black people had
this sort of godly power that elevated us above everybody else.
We actually didn't even have a physical form, he says.
He said, we lived in a spiritual world. In the
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physical world was a shadow around us in state we
were God. And then we basically gave up our godly
powers in order to elevate, to ascend to whatever is
above God. That you cannot achieve the level above where
they were without basically sacrificing everything and re earning it.
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And our lives today are us re earning our godly
powers for the future?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
And how does he say we're doing?
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Some of us are doing fine, according to him, but.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Very few are the ones who are doing fine? Does
he have is he like Diana Ross, It's.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Usually it's usually the twenty six people in this apartment
that are sitting on folding chairs. Yeah, that's where all
the meetings are. It's just like some dude's apartment with
folding chairs and a big ass desk. And he's like,
y'all get it you Okay, your baby's gonna die.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Here's Mike.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
They don't live.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Here's my question about that. So is he saying that
like all all of us who are here, we all
took that deal. Because I don't think I would have
taken that.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I wouldn't have. I wouldn't have I think it would
be cool to be a god.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
I'd be like, no, I'm straight here. I think I'm fine.
That doesn't sound worth it.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
I think it's it's less of you, the in the
personal sense, and more in the royal you that like
our ancient black ancestors who were these godlike figures. And
it's worth noting that he sort of fully recognizes or
talks about how the Bible is just such a small
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snippet of human history and argues that like there are
thousands upon thousands upon thousands of years where black people
reigned in super societies far more advanced than the one
that we live in now. And it is through sort
of like our sacrifice of everything that life began to
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fall apart and it is rebuilding, So you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Space wakanda basically then and living in non corporeal energy whatever,
and then we're like done with that boom Adam and
Eve starts. All that bullshit in the Bible happens now
we're here. Is this why, Bobby?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
I don't that there's.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Amount of time that it's taken to get just to
hear I don't. It seems not worth it to me.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Hey, here ain't going so good going?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
It doesn't feel like it's going better.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
There's not We ain't helping. It's bad out here.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
And what could be better than what he was describing
before as the as the higher level? What is the
next level of? Like that? But you can get your
dick sucks, like what is the next level?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
I that that's the part that I think he's often
not particularly articulate on, And part of it is he's
constantly referencing literature that I haven't read, and certainly most
people never will it is. It's a lot of like
my homie wrote this book, you know him, and the
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people in the room are like, yeah, absolutely, of course,
brother yeah, brother shakked Rick, Absolutely that is. That is
our man. We trust his literature. And they're like, brother
Shaki Rick wrote in his book such and such, and
then he'll tell you some shit that that like, yeah,
I guess it's a source, but I don't know what
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that source is and what any of this means.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
If you see in my pamphlet that I wrote in
crayon and all of the drawings of the higher dimensions,
this one's in blue, this one's in purple.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Is he still doing meetings? Absolutely, Bobby, exactly what I
was thinking.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I go to a maiden, I I will say that
I don't think they're gonna fuck around with us giggling
and ship you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Like it's almost like you gotta go by your we
gotta go on, we can't go up.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, it ain't gonna be no. Like I glance over
you and give you one of these while while he
talking like yeah, you gotta we gotta be in it,
you know what I mean. We gotta go our separate ways.
And really be be locked in.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
We gotta wear too. I'm assuming, I'm assuming there's a uniform.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
I would say, more scars than you thought, you know
what I mean, whatever you were planning for scars, go ahead,
go ahead, plus two that.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yeah, you're you're with your black shirts. We know that.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Well, if you guys have scarves, I've got him, and
I'm very, very rarely brave enough to actually wear them.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
You're talking about scars, ser Bandanas.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I was kind of playing in both worlds when I
thought of the bit. What I was I was, you've
had a.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Lot of fashion eras you had your jumpsuugh era with
your mom.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
I wouldn't call that an era. It was a great
depression era. Oh was that just a hard time for
some folks?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Hey, what's that bowl? Dusty? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Hey, I can't I can't speak to that. He also argues,
and and maybe this will help to jog some of
our memories, or not memories, but just sort of like
our thoughts on this.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Oh, but if you just activated a memory from a
past life, I would love that.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
That would be awesome, And I would let you run
for as long as you need to to get all
of that out. They fake that. He says that they
fake the origin of the Hebrews in Israel because as
long as it wasn't in Africa, they can create debate
about white people being the originals in this space and
specifically sort of the chosen people, right, Like, all of
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this is connecting back to the idea of the Chosen people,
which is why we had the superpowers and why God
has in fact picked us as the blessed community rather
than our white counterparts, specifically the Jews.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I knew we would get back to exactly.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
That's what I was gonna say. As soon as he
started saying it, I was like, yeah, I don't know how,
but this ship is gonna be anti Semitic.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
It always happens. Unfortunately, it always gets there. You go
into black conspiracies and it's always either anti Semitic or homophobic,
and you just gotta deal with it.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yeah, man, No, it never it never doesn't turn back there. Wow,
just just a little bit, you know what I mean,
Even if it's not nothing to do with them, they're
going a little taste of that.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
So it's this is this all is ultimately just some
black Israelite shit. Then basically, I don't know that that's
the opposite of what they argue.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
I don't know that I have the equipment to make
that claim. I don't know quite as much about the
difference between hoe tep shit and Black Israelite shit. And
I bet there is like some some real divergence in
that community.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Well it's like Amish and Mennonite, where it's like they're
not the same, but if you look at them from
where we're sitting it, to me it seems the same exactly.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Air conditioning, that's the same shit.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
But one of them is like, no, if you could
build an air conditioner, you can have it, but you
gotta build that ship. And then the other one's like, no, no,
not at all.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I get it. Where am I going to get free on? Honestly,
I don't even really know how air conditioner works.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
The fact that you said free on was actually really
impressive to me. It was a big swing, and I
think you're right. I would have gone copper.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Oh, there's copper and everything.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
All I know about air conditioning is that it's machine
plus wet. You know what I mean. It's one of
the wet machines.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
The that machine cube fan come on vents, keep going.
We're very clearly comedians and have no background in engineering
at all.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
High, medium and low. If if you got a good.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
One, I put my shirt on. Cool.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Oh okay, HVAC.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Is that one.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
And we are the people that were supposed to be
gods in a past life.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
We're in a cast life, not now. We're building back up.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
We gotta get there, and based on this conversation, we
have a long ass way to go.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
He also claims that black people used to have the
powers of supercomputers in their heads, and that ancient monuments
of Egypt are not buildings. There records of black history.
There's no such thing. Also, as curse words, he says
there's only one curse word, damn, and all other curse
words are just made from British slang. That that British
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people made some ship up.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
That's not that doesn't sound that crazy.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah, it's like everything else is made up because we
were here first and British and white people just showed
up making up stuff.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Damn, damn. That was first of all. That was a
lot of information all at once. Yeah, you supercomputers, you
at the pyramids are records which all right, the record
is a triangle. That's I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Well that's his point is, God, yeah, you forgot. You
don't have the ability to understand the complexity in front
of you, but that that is a record of human history,
not just a cool, cool tomb for a little old guy.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Here's my problem with all this, Holcome. No one is
saying what the powers are.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
They've never brought it up.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
There was like, give me something, telekinesis, whatever, just give
me something to go on.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
The one thing that I saw was the when I
was looking this up and the powers thing I had
heard that according to one black dude on TikTok was
wearing a lab coat, so he's reputable. He said that
there is a type of melanin called you melonin that
conducts electricity. So static shock, static shock, let's go black lightning.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Jamie Fox.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Jamie Fox, that's the character's name in the movie. They
never addressed the fact that his hair changed or that
his toothcap went away, or maybe they did address it.
There was that shot of his toothcap going away.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, there was just like they're like, you're gonna be
an ugly, like creepy looking dude in this first movie
and then the second movie, you're gonna be like sexy.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
They never they never mentioned it once. They're like, hey,
you don't look like the dude that you used to be.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
They were just like, no, one's gonna remember. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Now we got Jamie fox Man. Put him in a
cool jacket.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
Yeah, Toby maguire is about to show up. We don't
have time to worry about this hair.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
No, it would be the first time I went to
the movies just for Jamie Foxx.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
That's true. I show up for him.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
This all reminds me, however, and we're gonna take a
break before we jump to it. I want to I
want to leave it as a little bit of an
Easter egg for us coming back. But this does remind
me of a very special day. Perhaps you remember it
December twenty first, twoenty and twenty, where black people were
said to have gotten or were supposed to have gotten,
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our superpowers. Maybe you all remember this fantastic day on Twitter.
If you don't, we're gonna come back with more Scuyler Higley,
more David Moore, Lanks and more. Mamma told me and
talk about that shit. We'll be back. We're calling upon
you because we have new merch. We have very exciting
(48:25):
merch that we are now selling and it's it's fucking great.
We love it so much.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Just sleek, it's sexy.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Come on, you want to tell them what we have?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is
really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien
dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then
we have the enamel pin with an alien who has
a coofie on it since my mama told me. And
then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,
which is who you are.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my
mama told me dot Merch table dot. It's a brand
new name, but it's the same old merch. And we
would love for you to get some if you haven't
got it already, and we want you to have all
the sweet stuff, so get it. We said take a
village to raise a child, but what if the village
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is retarding, which you think is gonna produce.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Superpowers that.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
I'm gonna be thinking about that for a while.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I think I hope you do. I pray that you do.
Now we're back. Thanks's gonna tell us about this. I
was off Twitter at that point. I don't think I
ever saw this, but this is exciting.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Yeah, December twenty first, twenty twenty, all black people were
supposed to have gotten our superpowers and the cause of this.
Apparently The Root had an article about it where they
said that that the cause of it was because Jupiter
and Saturn were going to align for the first time
in nearly four hundred years. And I'm not exactly sure
(50:02):
why that specifically affects black people, but apparently that did
specifically affect black people, and it was supposed to just
we were gonna wake up December twenty first and fucking
have all our powers back.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Is it? It was like, maybe it's like a certain
planetary orientation is for a certain race, where if it
was like Mercury and Mars, like Asians would have been up.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
You know, there's a handful of planets and races, and
if you believe in astrology and like that, you believe
that people are affected by different people depending on where
you're born, or affected by the moon, So maybe the
same could be said of planets.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Hey, I'm a uranus man myself, you know what I mean,
you gotta be, you gotta be, you gotta be the sun. No,
not better than that, that's not that's not here, Benny
a father.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Here's my issue with that, because then who's on top
right now? I mean, white people are, they're they're they're
doing some I don't ever view them to have special No,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Think they have special powers. But they are winning, and
that that's hard to refute, you know what I mean, Like,
you can hate all you want to be, Like, man,
they can't hoop like we hoop, but scoreboard, bitch, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Like, so maybe it's like I mean, I'm not gonna
say that they have powers because I don't want to
do that, but it is also you know, there was
a while in the Superman comic books, I assume, but
every you know how every once in a while, Lex
Lex Luthor like is winning for a minute. You know,
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like there's only a time where Lex Luthor's up and
he doesn't really have anything on Superman aside from being
like really duplicitous and I'm like sort of an evil genius.
So it could be that, you know, but I'm not
really There's it's hard to say why we're currently in
r L phase. But as ice ages come and go,
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maybe we'll be bad.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
That's true, the planets heating up, anything could happen. Maybe
maybe the polar ice cap smelting unlocks the source of.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Like what you're saying now, maybe you.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Know what I'm saying. The planet heats up, that shit
gets into the air, the old ship, the ship that
got frozen in the ice age or whatever.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Now it's opening that ancient funk is gonna be released.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
We breathe that in now, we all Parliament, Now, we
all George Clinton are feeling pretty fucking deylic today, riding
in spaceships made out of Cadillac.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yeah, we all.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
Hey, don't don't steal that bit. So one bit, everybody,
hold on, let me do an act out real quick.
Put on black music. Now.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
I'm a big fan of both. I'm a big fan
of both. I don't want no smoke with either. They're
they're they're both great.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
So I mean, it feels like we're sitting on Nobody
believes this.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
For uh, the the day came and went and it
was a lot of excitement as far as uh, you know,
the Twitter of it all was concerned. It was a
lot of fun jokes, the people speculating on the powers
that they would have and talking about all the cool
things that were going to happen at black people's jobs
(53:58):
now that they had superpowers. You know, the memes and
how they work. But at the end of the day,
it really just felt like more of a fun day
of riffing rather than a successful transference of power in
any way.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
And you know, but you know what, but you know what,
to bring it home to Dovetail, it is that not
our superpower? You know what? I mean to take what
is maybe mythological and not technically literally real in the
face of all this oppression and turn it into something
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that is beautiful and transmogrify like pain and suffering and
whatever into fun and joy and humor. Is that not
its own superpower?
Speaker 2 (54:46):
I think that was beautifully said, brother, It was not.
It didn't but exactly.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
Way to take a beautiful sentiment and really undercut it
with a movie about police brutality. But you know what.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
You missed, you miss bruh.
Speaker 10 (55:13):
Hey, you gotta take shots. You gotta take shots it
that's it. Every day I'm trying to get a little
better success like this and.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
I think that that is what Bobby and him it
would argue, is that maybe maybe we need a little
bit more roller coaster in our journey as black gods
on this earth rather than a sweet ascension to you know, eternity.
Speaker 3 (55:37):
Yeah, I will say, And I know this is crazy
to bring up at the end that I'm just remembering this,
but this all sounds incredibly Mormon to me. Is someone
who was raised Mormon and it was all about you
will become gods and all of this stuff. It's very
similar to like what if you do this stuff and
like you got to go through this earthly trial to
(55:59):
then become a.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Got Oh how how deep did you get?
Speaker 3 (56:04):
I mean I was raised in it until I was
like eighteen, so it was like, you know, it was
like you like.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
An inner sanctum or something like that.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Yeah, I didn't go really. I went to the temple,
but I just did the baptisms for the dead and
all that and and I but I never did all
of the rights and rituals and secret handshakes and wearing
the underwear. I didn't get there because you got to
like go on your mission to do that or basically
be about to get married and then you go through
that stuff when you're like, you know, early twenties or whatever.
(56:33):
But I was out at like eighteen, but I was
almost there.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
There were no wet here. Tell me a little bit
more about that underwear. That's that's not something you haven't
heard about, that you didn't.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Know about that underwear. Oh, first of all, it's it's
sexy as hell. Look it up. Mormon underwear so sexy.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Doesn't have like planets on the nipples.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
It's got it's like basically like like old person like
you look like a prospector, like their long John's essentially
and their white thin linen. And then they do have
little like symbols on like the nipples, and I think
maybe on the crotch area, I don't remember, but they're
supposed to be like symbols of like protection runes basically
(57:14):
that protect you from harm and the devil's temptations to
drink coffee and watch our rated movies.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
This wild I know you never I guess I had
heard that that Mormon had Mormons had weird underwear. I
thought that was more like a whisper of something, you
know what I mean. It was like, oh, that's not true, though,
based off of their character. I'd believe it, you know
what I mean. But but I didn't know that they
(57:41):
literally design their own underwear.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
Yep. It's like and they're wearing like every Mormon you
meet that is an adult, he's wearing it under their clothes.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
And so you got to shake a man's hand and
know that he's got these long short pants, knowing that, yeah,
shake this man, say, I'm knowing that he's dressed like
a sexy fisherman underneath his clothes. Fuck, that's that's tough, man.
(58:15):
Religion is Religion is fucked.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
It's fun. We off try it.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
Well.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
I think we were ending so good and now I'm like, hey,
you guys want to learn about a specific version of
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Well, I think we did it. I think I think
this was a successful episode. I think we're all in
agreement that the superpowers are probably not real, but the
superpowers we already hold have been here the whole time.
And just keep believing in yourself because you are magical.
My negro uh Skyler, could you could you tell the
people where they could find you and what cool ship
(58:57):
you have going on?
Speaker 3 (58:58):
Yeah? You know, I'm on insta Gram and Twitter, Skyler Hickley.
I mean, this will be far as fuck out, but
I am gonna be at the DC Comedy Loft in October. October.
I believe it is the thirteenth, but I think that
date is wrong. So just you know, if you are
interested in the DC area, y'all got Google, you can
figure it out and watch after midnight on CBS. It's
(59:20):
a very fun, silly show. It's a silly, funny comedy
game show. And you can watch it on Paramount Plus.
And you know that's my job and I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
So yeah, Bory, what you got?
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Cool guy jokes, Sadie? Now, cool guy joke, Sadie. I'm
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This is the other one.
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Do you ever see people where you're like, if there
is a god, he thinks that's hilarious. Oh yeah, I'm
bad Bill. I think he had some fun. Or when
you said big glass, huge titties, a donkey dick, where
you're like that was that's a joke, right.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I was like, let me see how long I could
make it before they like call the police.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Can I make this ship before they questioned my reality?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah? They go like, none of this is real. This
is this is the motherfucking matrix and I'm plugged into
that man's giant penis. It's just in the back of
my neck controlling my brain.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey, but it tastes like a steak? Is that still
matrix enough? I think?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
So I got the reference. Doesn't chips in your.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Kuala bears are racist? The money's turkey stuff? I can't
tell me now.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
The world don't move to the beta, just one drum.
What might be right for you may not be right
for some.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Little Mama's and gentiles alike. Welcome to another phenomenal episode
of My Mama Told.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets
of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And we finally worked to prove that amber Rose made
a deal with the devil for a fat ass and
a permanent ball fade.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
This bitch has.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Never grown her hair and ouns past where it is.
And if that ain't the Devil's work, I don't know
what is.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You know what I mean. I feel like it's a
fair trade.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's a pretty fair trade. Now here's where I think
the devil tricked, because you know, the devil always pulls.
He always pulls a little trick with his deals. I
think he gave her a fat ass, but I think
he took a little bit of brain meet with it
and put it in that butt. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I think he's a smart ass, and I'm into that.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's a smart ass a bbl. It's a brain buttlet.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You got it. You got a little brain butt lift
is what is what I'm suggesting. Absolutely, and I think
I think, yeah, smart ass, but a dumb dumb on
the top.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And here we know anything about her. For as much
as she's come across various places that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I am, brother, I got some bad news. I don't
think she knows very much about her, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
In the airport once and God did with both hands.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, he scooped and he massage. It was going crazy
and pottery class that day. Our guest today, you heard
him a little bit and then I think he bailed
on talking. I think you were scared. You weren't sure
(03:15):
allowed to.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Sing.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're a father, bro Like, I'm not nailing it, Skyler.
If anybody has learned anything from this podcast, No, I
am not the best representative for parents out there.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Hey, you there, that's a big part of it. Amen,
you're in the house right.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Now, got it.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm in the house right now. I'm ever present, which
maybe is more of a flaw for what's happening in
the home.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Listen, who's a perfect parent? Who amongst us?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Who amongst our guests today would be much worse, but
but at least has the ability to identify it from
a distance. He's he's select, He's a he's a returning,
returning champion of our dear podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
He's been a part of so many cool things after
Midnight the Onion. He has a stand up on Comedy Central.
It's all very funny. You need to go check out
his ship. Give it up for our dear friend, Skylar Higley. Ladies,
and gim a.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
White wine, white woman, and hate crimes.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, but you did you did you, David?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You do have the ability to identify like the perfect
drop for me. That was the birth perfect one. And
thank you for that interest.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We all listen. We all have our vices.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I didn't say vices. I just think it's presentative. Don't
put that on me, please don't.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This brother is addicted to all of those things.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
All three wake up in the morning, hate crime, but
not before his white woman.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
When he bottom on the black shirt. Because I was
getting I waited as long as I could.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's good, Skylar Uh forgive, forgive, my only human friend.
But we we have to get to your your conspiracy theory.
You sent us a list, a pretty solid list of
ship that we well because I'm at a.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Point where you've been doing the podcast for long enough,
I don't know what would you have talked about and
not talked about. You know, I appreciate that we discussed
Terrence Howard, but you y'all have probably done that to
deaths brother.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
The group chat, the second half we play in that
dirt every week.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
This thing, I.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Do feel this is so true. When I saw that
when Terrence Howard had the wig on and that interview
literally the second I saw it on Twitter, I sent
it to like, I didn't even get that I saw
the wig and I sent it to you. I didn't
even get that far into it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I was like, no, you made the right choice. Yeah,
I'm who you're supposed to send that du.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah it really is is content here completely.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Look, man, you just hit home fucking base.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That to me, and the turn around on it, the
speed at which it happened and you somehow got yourself
on television in that league incredible. It was impressive.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Incredible.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It was really, I mean it was like a two
week runway.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I come on, man, I have a genuine question about that.
Was it the same wig?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
The same wig? Yes? And no, so it is not
the same wig that he was wearing. But we had
a real staff of women recreated in a way that
like I was blown away, like truly where like because
I was like, oh, they'll give me like a shitty
(07:03):
Fharah Foster wig and it'll it'll be pretty close but whatever,
it'll look like shit, but fine, but they put it
on me and I was like, bitch, y'all, are y'all
should be like helping to send people to the moon.
This is this is brilliant shit, and you're wasting it,
(07:25):
you know what I mean? Like you're truly wasting talent
and time. Your you are mothers who deserve like a
real shot at life, and instead you're fucking building. True,
you're taking your art and lowering it to such.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Right, this is like hidden figures, but they're like just
doing it to build the wig.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I mean, I don't know how far off wig science
is from rocket science.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't either. And that was the thing. Here's what
I know. I've put on wigs without their expertise and
it looked like shit. And then I put theirs on.
I was like, I don't know if this isn't or
is or isn't my hair. That's I don't know anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Can I tell you?
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I you know, because we've all dabbled, right, I've never
dabbled in wigs. YEA, come on, brother, I don't think.
I don't think I have what I'm being genuine.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
First of all, objectively, coming from another dark skinned dude,
it would be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm not gonna say it's because of the skin color.
But I ain't gonna say it ain't.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I just like put on some of my mom's you know,
you put on a mom's wig or whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Well we go back to me being adopted and having
a white mom.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
So that's.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No wigs in the house.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I mean that's probably good. You didn't have to learn
how to relax hair as a child.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You had to you used to have to relax your
mom's hair sometimes. Damn fuck, just like help, you know,
help wash it out. That's a lot back.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I think we all did that, that's what.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, I never did that.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
You didn't do that. I heard everybody did that.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
This is a cultural change. No, not what my mom
did like a back lady like that, like.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
A back lady.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Even gotten a massage. I got her a spa for
her birthday or Mother's day some ship. But I think
she just got like this skin stuff. I don't, I don't.
I don't really think that's her get down.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Is it appropriate what we were doing for our mothers?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No? No, no, And we have odd relationships with women
because of it.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
No, it was a year. I swear to God, this
is true. There was a year that my mom decided
that she wanted us to start dressing alike. Bro. She
wanted to buy us like matching track suits. Yeah, like
(09:57):
legit dressing like her. And this is the most fucked
up part. She wanted to dress us the same. And
I came back with a new haircut because I was
visiting my cousins in Detroit and one of my cousins
is like a dope ass barber and gave me like
a nice haircut that I hadn't had because my mom
was cutting my fucking hair given, like giving me just brutal,
(10:21):
fucking haircuts and.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Anything. It was no my nigga.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I was just I was just being raised by a
single mom.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
That is some shit that would come in a single
bobs where she's like, lookna, look like a fucking R
and B group.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's the craziest part is y'all have to understand my
mom was single, but I still had my dad, So
it wasn't you know what I mean. I'm not like
in a I'm not a legit single mom kid, but
I am because like she was going through it. You're
a part of her crisis, and so I'm just us
(11:00):
being traumatized. And I swear to God. So I came
back with this new haircut, and my mom decided she
wanted the same haircut when they got it, and they
fucked her up. Bro, they fucked her up, and.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
So now your mom, like your MoMA's looking like ambarroas.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Bro. It was bad, and so now she's wanted me
to wear more track suits to over comedy like it.
It got crazy. I had wild.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I don't even know. You go talk to somebody. I
don't know what that means on the rest of your
life and how it's gone, but it has to mean something.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
If I didn't end up in comedy, I truly would
have shot up a building.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Oh my boy, was that haircut?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Was it like a flattop because my mom had a
flat top?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
For a second, it was not because I can't really
do a flat top like that because of how curly
my hair.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Is, but that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
It just was like a high fade with a lot
of curl on top, and so it just looked like
you know, when you're a little kid. It was like
a cool little kid haircut.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But it is amazing.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It's fucking amazing. But then you hit thirty five and
you're like, I can't do that. I got responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
You weren't.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
All the way to the top where it's just a
little bit of hair, oh.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Just the oh just the little.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Little yeah, yeah, where it just no, you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That could be cute for a woman though.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, but that's what she was thinking.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I guess that she she saw you come home and
she was like, oh ship.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
She was like, I think I just unlocked something.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Here, my boy both about to level up.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Yeah, the fun was that that was that was up
your mom's hair.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It said, super saying on.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
It O great, that's so funny. Uh yeah. Anyway, the
point is, yes, the trauma is real and it should
not have happened. That said. Yeah, Whig culture for a
young man was it was something for a while.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, I mean I like I said, I tried him
on it. Never, I never put a wig on that.
It felt right, and that's okay.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
That's that's fine for you.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Something or something. I don't know. I like, I don't No.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You're not Tyler Perry, and you would have known at
the time if you were.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
And I wish I was more interesting. I wish I
wore more interesting clothes in a way that maybe making
it feminine could bring me. But I just don't. I
don't want to wear ladies or any I don't really
care about fabrics. It's just not.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yah, it's just ain't. It ain't your shit, and that's okay.
I think it's okay if it's just not your shit.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I have like forty black T shirts.
Speaker 9 (14:17):
Oh congratulations, not forty, but in the in the in
the area of I probably have ten black T shirts
and like six or seven white ones.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Wow, damn.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Sometimes you say whoa in a way that hurts me.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I'm imagining your closet and then get it really sad.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's like a dumb, funny thing. If you look back
on this podcast, it's a lot of me just wearing
a black T shirt.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, it's mostly just a black T shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I mean there's other stuff, like, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Not cool habs, cool ass cool, has lots of boats,
a hell of a hell of a laugh. I love you.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh yeah. It's all about the personality inside. He believe
in yourself. You're doing great. Man.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
She pulls out a breast and she's juggling them, look
like she's about to fall over. Then she bends over
and pulls down her pennies, her cheeks.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm not lying I'm telling what's on the video.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
This is madness.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
That one was longer than I remember.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It's so long. Everyone you press today has been so long. Great.
I love it.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I'm gonna say pennies like that, forever.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Pennies.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I've been talking to my girlfriend like, hey, you love
your pennies over place?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
This is madness.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Let me get a mac in cheese potatoes.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
And you know what it is. He's just so angry
that what she was doing makes him horny. He really
wishes he didn't have that feeling, but he's so horny
for her, and he's it's making him fucking upset.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I think you just encapsulated all of religion. Yeah, I
think that's a lot of the I think that's a
lot of it.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's the core of it. Olivia is furious with us
because we haven't even gotten to the topic yet.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
She's just about the club.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I'm gonna put it on I'm gonna put it on
me and Olivia, you're an alcoholic and you need help.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Everybody knows it.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
And I derailed immediately, and that's my fault. I said,
let's talk about our trauma with our parents, and what's
that like? You know, and we don't do that enough,
especially on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Oh I do it quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You're you came to us today, Skyler with a with
a conspiracy. We're we're all very excited about you. Said,
my mama told me ancient black people have superpowers.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Love it, love it, side unseen lovet.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Good, tell us everything, you know.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well, so this comes from a series of essentially Facebook memes,
but because it's a there's something I guess called melanin
theory that seems to encapsulate a lot of Afro centrism,
And I think the sort of core of the beginnings
of the arguments is sort of the black people were
(17:54):
the real we were the real Egyptians, We were the
real Greeks. We built the big great Wall of I
was gonna call it the Big Wall of China. No,
that big tin of wall, the big old China Wall.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's to business.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Explaining it. I'm already canceled. So it's that, But then
it's also I guess the theories that I've seen from
the memes is that the ancient Greek gods and Roman
gods and stuff, and Egyptian gods were all black people,
and those people were considered gods because they had, you know,
(18:40):
special powers that more Melanin was able to give them.
So it's like a step above we was kings to
be like we was gods.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh God, Hell yeah, bory. Is this something that you
were familiar with?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
No, I just liked the ring of it.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
It just hits you in your sweet spots.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I like any theory that makes me seem better.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Mmmm. That's a good that's a good stance to take.
I think.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Well, it's also like basing it on like black supremacist
kind of theories that like is uh has this sort
of idea that whiteness and white people are genetically inferior
and a genetic anomaly.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Which when when are you gonna get to the when
you're gonna get to the lies? Sky you.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I didn't say it that it was a lie. Nobody
said I had to bring lies.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You keep calling this a theory, brother, It's not like
you're saying the real ship melon and gospel.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah, melan in law theory became law.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
My cousin was studying that house.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I'm just a melon and Bill. Yes, I'm only a
melon and Bill, And I'm saying here on Nigga Capitol Hill,
they called me.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Supreme Court justice to lay down the melanin law.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Nigga. Capitol Hill is for sure a part of DC.
I've been to.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Absolutely, Yeah, we got our own white house.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I love this theory though, I like you, I like
the idea of that, like ultramelanated people. I mean, historically
they seem to have had a tough time, but I
like the idea that we're in fact stronger than our lighter.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Counterparts, stronger, smarter, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
When you heard this, were you immediately attracted to it?
Did you have any skepticism at this at this theory
coming across your desk?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Well, when I heard it, so I just went down
a Facebook like rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So I gotta get off Facebook, big man. I'm gonna
be a crazy place for you even.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Supposed to find this stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
What you're doing, you're doing, you have a life, you're
doing well, you have a job. Why are you on Facebook?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You gotta get off Facebook?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Girlfriend like forgetting asked or selling it on market.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Or both.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
At once, somebody trying to come by this couch. We
can fuck on.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
A an table for some dick, you know what I mean? No,
it was I saw a meme. The first meme I
saw said that what it started with was this meme
that was like black skin is originally used to be green.
Was because it's supposed to be like melanin is the
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chlorophyll of humans, and chlorophyll is what makes plans green,
and so it was it was just so funny to
me that somebody's theory, you know, these memes that are
like it's got an Egyptian dude in it, and you're like,
see these used to be green and now it's dark.
We're dark now because it rusted. So we used to
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be green and our skin rusted. And so that was
like the entry point for me to go down this
rabbit hole of what other memes are on this page
And there was a lot of you know, our pineal
glands and you know, hotep stuff, And then I started
finding out about melanin theory and what I've heard of
all of this. Apparently there were superpowers. Where did they go?
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I don't really know.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
They come back no further than the basketball court brother.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Whoa whoa, bron and Bronny together restarted the line of kings. Dug.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's pretty crazy just as a concept, like if we
can walk. I know we're in the middle of it,
but like, if we can pull out, No, I would
love to. It's fucking nuts that a man is playing
professional basketball with his son, who he was taking baby
pictures with at games, Like it was this literal like
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infant child who is now a teammate of his and
he's not not the best player in the league.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yes, basically I'm three gonna go crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Man, do you want to play basketball with your dad?
Speaker 8 (23:24):
No, it would be a nightmare. I don't want to
see him at all, are you? First of all, my
dad sucks. Beautiful human being.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I love everything about him, but he's terrible at basketball.
So it would be very embarrassing for us, the Lakers.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
You would destroy that franchise so fast.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I presume, I presume that we are professional basketball players,
but stay the same skill level. We were the.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Same people.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I got to play with my dad as is. No thanks,
that's what I pictured. I was embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I would play with my biological father. I would. I
would play basketball with him because you know, no, he's short,
he's five six, and he's from Philly, so he likes
to he likes to tell me that he used to
play basketball with Kevin Hart and dunk on him.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Is that h Is that at a good stat.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I don't know. I don't know if it really gives
you anything.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I think.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And you know, the shortest man alive, I'm duncked on him.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Used to give him the.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Work, all right?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, you know the man who's barely a man.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, I dunked on Hill.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Philashelphia.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
But doesn't.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Oh, I think he was trying to, you know, connect
with me on a on a comedian level. Or maybe
it's just I don't know if it's a stat. Maybe
it's just true. He's one of these people who had
lived a life and I think he might have been
dunking on Kevin Hard. I don't know who am I
to say that.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
It's also like it's also like when that comes up,
you have to and I hate to be this guy,
but you have to ask how tall was the hoop?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Right? It was a it was a Fisher Price. I
think it was a Fisher Price.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
You're a braver man than me, but but it was
in my head the whole time. I wasn't. I was
too much of a coward to step up and ask
the hard question. And that's why I appreciate our partnership
is is you saw my weakness and you were like, no,
I'm not. I'm not gonna run from this.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
No, we gotta we gotta face it because that's what.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
We have here.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
So Skylar, if I may, it sounds like, upon hearing this,
you are not necessarily getting it from very viable sources
and thus had very little reason to take it.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Seriously, what do you mean I got.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
These are legit sources for you.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I mean the memes, they're beautiful. I didn't believe it
at first, but I do. It's something that I would
very much like to believe. I mean, it would maybe
make sense that the reason why we have faced so
much oppression is because, you know, somebody was jealous, wanted
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to take us down. We were on top for too
long and they wanted to stick take stuff away from Sure,
why not? I wish it were true, That's what I'll say.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's how I feel like. I would love this to
be a real thing.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I mean, it does. It does bum me out. If
it was real, it would make me sad that we
dropped the bag somehow, Like how did we if we had?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
How do you?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
How do you have somebody take superpowers from me?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Sure, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Pretty Yeah, that's that's the big worry is because if
we were to have lost them, I mean I assume
it would be some Why if we were superpowered, why
weren't we super power enough to be like, no, don't
you can't take them?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Like yeah, why why why couldn't we have thunderstormed your
efforts away from us? Kind of exactly.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
And that's the part I did and read about. And
it you know, the memes, they're only a handful of texts,
so they can't the detail, the whole history.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
They give you the gist, they they it is why
they say do your own research. Is like, it's not
because we don't have the information. It's because our meme
character count is limited, and you got to step up
and fill in some of these extra words. Fair enough,
here's what we need to do. We need to take
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a break. Olivia is furious with us today. She cannot
believe the Shenanigans were pulling be She's off that ripple.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Olivia, we really need to talk. I really like you've
acted different since you've really gone off the wagon so much.
We just don't want to.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
See you like this, and she's also ordering Ripple off
of Amazon, which is the only place you can still
find Ripple.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Uh, don't you want to meet Atlas? Don't you want
to meet Langston's son.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Because you're not gonna make it. You're not gonna be
here if you keep drinking this way and ripple no less.
We need to take a break. When we come back,
we're gonna be back with more Skylar Hagley and more.
My mama told me, we're calling upon you because we
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Speaker 3 (30:25):
To speak.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I love that one.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, that was really good. Welcome back TOMORROWMA told me, well,
we give all our guests to turn to speak.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
No, I'll tell you to shut up. No, schylar, We're
still we're still talking about the possibility that superpowers was
once the thing that black people had. Do you think
before we get into because I did a little bit
of research on this conversation, do you think that the
type of superpowers we had were limited? Do you know
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what I mean? Like, was it any x man ability
or was it more just like, oh, everybody could fly,
everybody could run really fast, Like was the generic superpowers
or was it like everybody was bestowed a different thing.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You know, I feel like it would be a generic
thing if in reality, if I'm being as realistic as possible,
if we had the ability to access the sort of
like higher human capacity in some way in ancient times,
I would think that that capacity would be like essentially
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the same for everybody. If you could get to that level,
like you get to a certain power level for back
of a lack of a better term, and can do
these specific things. But it wouldn't make sense to me
that if this were real, that everybody was doing a
bunch of random stuff, because I think it brings up
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a lot more questions of like how that would potentially
work where it's all the same, it does seem like it. Okay,
then it does work in at least one specific way,
even if we don't technically know exactly how the functionality
of it would work. I hear you.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I accept that I wanted to be familiar.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, yes, okay, even the fire niggas well.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I was gonna say to Johnson's.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
No, no, no, David, No, it's niggas. Johnson is your
slave name, your original name, wake up is fire nigga.
You come from a long line of fire niggas.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
But that that is how I would like it. I
would like it to be like like that, like like
almost like or I would like it to be community based,
like an avatar. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Trulygas but here and then like the ground over here.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I think there's there is Maybe to your point, maybe
it could be there is a familiar thing to it, because,
as we already called out, you know, there's Bronni and
lebron and then maybe for example Jackson five. You know,
there are certain families that do Michael.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Michael and Blanket. They got the same talent exactly.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Genetics.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
But that's the joke. That's what I'm saying. O. Blank
is an untalented person. This is my is my suggestion,
and the other one is God, He's literally one of
the greatest.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
You know, Joe super talented.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Joe Jackson was a talented guy.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
That's true. I don't know why I feel like I'm
always defending bad guys on here.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
We're the same facts.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, he was a talented guy.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
He made that Joe Jackson was a fire nigga. I
think that's what we're saying. I think we're all saying.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I Skylard did a little bit of research in this
conversation and actually reminded me of a thing that's come
up a few times on this podcast. A gentleman by
the name of Bobby Hemmett. Are you familiar at all
with Bobby Hemmett. No, you don't know Bobby Hemmett. Then
you ain't fucking around with hotep shit quite yet. But
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Bobby Hemmett is sort of the star of stars in
the HOTEP community, and he in a number of videos
that I've watched of his and listen to. Faithful listeners
to this podcast will know that I've listened to more
than ten hours of Bobby Hemmett speeches at this point,
and boy, oh boy, have I learned a lot. But
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Bobby Hemmett has actually argued on a number of occasions
that black people were originally gods, that black people had
this sort of godly power that elevated us above everybody else.
We actually didn't even have a physical form, he says.
He said, we lived in a spiritual world. In the
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physical world was a shadow around us in state we
were God. And then we basically gave up our godly
powers in order to elevate, to ascend to whatever is
above God. That you cannot achieve the level above where
they were without basically sacrificing everything and re earning it.
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And our lives today are us re earning our godly
powers for the future?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
And how does he say we're doing?
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Some of us are doing fine, according to him, but.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Very few are the ones who are doing fine? Does
he have is he like Diana Ross, It's.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Usually it's usually the twenty six people in this apartment
that are sitting on folding chairs. Yeah, that's where all
the meetings are. It's just like some dude's apartment with
folding chairs and a big ass desk. And he's like,
y'all get it you Okay, your baby's gonna die.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Here's Mike.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
They don't live.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Here's my question about that. So is he saying that
like all all of us who are here, we all
took that deal. Because I don't think I would have
taken that.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I wouldn't have. I wouldn't have I think it would
be cool to be a god.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
I'd be like, no, I'm straight here. I think I'm fine.
That doesn't sound worth it.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
I think it's it's less of you, the in the
personal sense, and more in the royal you that like
our ancient black ancestors who were these godlike figures. And
it's worth noting that he sort of fully recognizes or
talks about how the Bible is just such a small
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snippet of human history and argues that like there are
thousands upon thousands upon thousands of years where black people
reigned in super societies far more advanced than the one
that we live in now. And it is through sort
of like our sacrifice of everything that life began to
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fall apart and it is rebuilding, So you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Space wakanda basically then and living in non corporeal energy whatever,
and then we're like done with that boom Adam and
Eve starts. All that bullshit in the Bible happens now
we're here. Is this why, Bobby?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
I don't that there's.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Amount of time that it's taken to get just to
hear I don't. It seems not worth it to me.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Hey, here ain't going so good going?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
It doesn't feel like it's going better.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
There's not We ain't helping. It's bad out here.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
And what could be better than what he was describing
before as the as the higher level? What is the
next level of? Like that? But you can get your
dick sucks, like what is the next level?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
I that that's the part that I think he's often
not particularly articulate on, And part of it is he's
constantly referencing literature that I haven't read, and certainly most
people never will it is. It's a lot of like
my homie wrote this book, you know him, and the
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people in the room are like, yeah, absolutely, of course,
brother yeah, brother shakked Rick, Absolutely that is. That is
our man. We trust his literature. And they're like, brother
Shaki Rick wrote in his book such and such, and
then he'll tell you some shit that that like, yeah,
I guess it's a source, but I don't know what
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that source is and what any of this means.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
If you see in my pamphlet that I wrote in
crayon and all of the drawings of the higher dimensions,
this one's in blue, this one's in purple.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Is he still doing meetings? Absolutely, Bobby, exactly what I
was thinking.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I go to a maiden, I I will say that
I don't think they're gonna fuck around with us giggling
and ship you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Like it's almost like you gotta go by your we
gotta go on, we can't go up.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, it ain't gonna be no. Like I glance over
you and give you one of these while while he
talking like yeah, you gotta we gotta be in it,
you know what I mean. We gotta go our separate ways.
And really be be locked in.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
We gotta wear too. I'm assuming, I'm assuming there's a uniform.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
I would say, more scars than you thought, you know
what I mean, whatever you were planning for scars, go ahead,
go ahead, plus two that.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yeah, you're you're with your black shirts. We know that.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Well, if you guys have scarves, I've got him, and
I'm very, very rarely brave enough to actually wear them.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
You're talking about scars, ser Bandanas.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I was kind of playing in both worlds when I
thought of the bit. What I was I was, you've
had a.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Lot of fashion eras you had your jumpsuugh era with
your mom.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
I wouldn't call that an era. It was a great
depression era. Oh was that just a hard time for
some folks?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Hey, what's that bowl? Dusty? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Hey, I can't I can't speak to that. He also argues,
and and maybe this will help to jog some of
our memories, or not memories, but just sort of like
our thoughts on this.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Oh, but if you just activated a memory from a
past life, I would love that.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
That would be awesome, And I would let you run
for as long as you need to to get all
of that out. They fake that. He says that they
fake the origin of the Hebrews in Israel because as
long as it wasn't in Africa, they can create debate
about white people being the originals in this space and
specifically sort of the chosen people, right, Like, all of
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this is connecting back to the idea of the Chosen people,
which is why we had the superpowers and why God
has in fact picked us as the blessed community rather
than our white counterparts, specifically the Jews.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I knew we would get back to exactly.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
That's what I was gonna say. As soon as he
started saying it, I was like, yeah, I don't know how,
but this ship is gonna be anti Semitic.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
It always happens. Unfortunately, it always gets there. You go
into black conspiracies and it's always either anti Semitic or homophobic,
and you just gotta deal with it.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yeah, man, No, it never it never doesn't turn back there. Wow,
just just a little bit, you know what I mean,
Even if it's not nothing to do with them, they're
going a little taste of that.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
So it's this is this all is ultimately just some
black Israelite shit. Then basically, I don't know that that's
the opposite of what they argue.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
I don't know that I have the equipment to make
that claim. I don't know quite as much about the
difference between hoe tep shit and Black Israelite shit. And
I bet there is like some some real divergence in
that community.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Well it's like Amish and Mennonite, where it's like they're
not the same, but if you look at them from
where we're sitting it, to me it seems the same exactly.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Air conditioning, that's the same shit.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
But one of them is like, no, if you could
build an air conditioner, you can have it, but you
gotta build that ship. And then the other one's like, no, no,
not at all.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I get it. Where am I going to get free on? Honestly,
I don't even really know how air conditioner works.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
The fact that you said free on was actually really
impressive to me. It was a big swing, and I
think you're right. I would have gone copper.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Oh, there's copper and everything.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
All I know about air conditioning is that it's machine
plus wet. You know what I mean. It's one of
the wet machines.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
The that machine cube fan come on vents, keep going.
We're very clearly comedians and have no background in engineering
at all.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
High, medium and low. If if you got a good.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
One, I put my shirt on. Cool.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Oh okay, HVAC.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Is that one.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
And we are the people that were supposed to be
gods in a past life.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
We're in a cast life, not now. We're building back up.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
We gotta get there, and based on this conversation, we
have a long ass way to go.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
He also claims that black people used to have the
powers of supercomputers in their heads, and that ancient monuments
of Egypt are not buildings. There records of black history.
There's no such thing. Also, as curse words, he says
there's only one curse word, damn, and all other curse
words are just made from British slang. That that British
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people made some ship up.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
That's not that doesn't sound that crazy.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah, it's like everything else is made up because we
were here first and British and white people just showed
up making up stuff.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Damn, damn. That was first of all. That was a
lot of information all at once. Yeah, you supercomputers, you
at the pyramids are records which all right, the record
is a triangle. That's I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Well that's his point is, God, yeah, you forgot. You
don't have the ability to understand the complexity in front
of you, but that that is a record of human history,
not just a cool, cool tomb for a little old guy.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Here's my problem with all this, Holcome. No one is
saying what the powers are.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
They've never brought it up.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
There was like, give me something, telekinesis, whatever, just give
me something to go on.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
The one thing that I saw was the when I
was looking this up and the powers thing I had
heard that according to one black dude on TikTok was
wearing a lab coat, so he's reputable. He said that
there is a type of melanin called you melonin that
conducts electricity. So static shock, static shock, let's go black lightning.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Jamie Fox.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Jamie Fox, that's the character's name in the movie. They
never addressed the fact that his hair changed or that
his toothcap went away, or maybe they did address it.
There was that shot of his toothcap going away.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, there was just like they're like, you're gonna be
an ugly, like creepy looking dude in this first movie
and then the second movie, you're gonna be like sexy.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
They never they never mentioned it once. They're like, hey,
you don't look like the dude that you used to be.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
They were just like, no, one's gonna remember. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Now we got Jamie fox Man. Put him in a
cool jacket.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
Yeah, Toby maguire is about to show up. We don't
have time to worry about this hair.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
No, it would be the first time I went to
the movies just for Jamie Foxx.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
That's true. I show up for him.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
This all reminds me, however, and we're gonna take a
break before we jump to it. I want to I
want to leave it as a little bit of an
Easter egg for us coming back. But this does remind
me of a very special day. Perhaps you remember it
December twenty first, twoenty and twenty, where black people were
said to have gotten or were supposed to have gotten,
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our superpowers. Maybe you all remember this fantastic day on Twitter.
If you don't, we're gonna come back with more Scuyler Higley,
more David Moore, Lanks and more. Mamma told me and
talk about that shit. We'll be back. We're calling upon
you because we have new merch. We have very exciting
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Speaker 1 (48:31):
Just sleek, it's sexy.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Come on, you want to tell them what we have?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is
really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien
dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then
we have the enamel pin with an alien who has
a coofie on it since my mama told me. And
then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,
which is who you are.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my
mama told me dot Merch table dot. It's a brand
new name, but it's the same old merch. And we
would love for you to get some if you haven't
got it already, and we want you to have all
the sweet stuff, so get it. We said take a
village to raise a child, but what if the village
(49:17):
is retarding, which you think is gonna produce.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Superpowers that.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
I'm gonna be thinking about that for a while.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I think I hope you do. I pray that you do.
Now we're back. Thanks's gonna tell us about this. I
was off Twitter at that point. I don't think I
ever saw this, but this is exciting.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Yeah, December twenty first, twenty twenty, all black people were
supposed to have gotten our superpowers and the cause of this.
Apparently The Root had an article about it where they
said that that the cause of it was because Jupiter
and Saturn were going to align for the first time
in nearly four hundred years. And I'm not exactly sure
(50:02):
why that specifically affects black people, but apparently that did
specifically affect black people, and it was supposed to just
we were gonna wake up December twenty first and fucking
have all our powers back.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Is it? It was like, maybe it's like a certain
planetary orientation is for a certain race, where if it
was like Mercury and Mars, like Asians would have been up.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
You know, there's a handful of planets and races, and
if you believe in astrology and like that, you believe
that people are affected by different people depending on where
you're born, or affected by the moon, So maybe the
same could be said of planets.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Hey, I'm a uranus man myself, you know what I mean,
you gotta be, you gotta be, you gotta be the sun. No,
not better than that, that's not that's not here, Benny
a father.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Here's my issue with that, because then who's on top
right now? I mean, white people are, they're they're they're
doing some I don't ever view them to have special No,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Think they have special powers. But they are winning, and
that that's hard to refute, you know what I mean, Like,
you can hate all you want to be, Like, man,
they can't hoop like we hoop, but scoreboard, bitch, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Like, so maybe it's like I mean, I'm not gonna
say that they have powers because I don't want to
do that, but it is also you know, there was
a while in the Superman comic books, I assume, but
every you know how every once in a while, Lex
Lex Luthor like is winning for a minute. You know,
(51:55):
like there's only a time where Lex Luthor's up and
he doesn't really have anything on Superman aside from being
like really duplicitous and I'm like sort of an evil genius.
So it could be that, you know, but I'm not
really There's it's hard to say why we're currently in
r L phase. But as ice ages come and go,
(52:18):
maybe we'll be bad.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
That's true, the planets heating up, anything could happen. Maybe
maybe the polar ice cap smelting unlocks the source of.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Like what you're saying now, maybe you.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Know what I'm saying. The planet heats up, that shit
gets into the air, the old ship, the ship that
got frozen in the ice age or whatever.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Now it's opening that ancient funk is gonna be released.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
We breathe that in now, we all Parliament, Now, we
all George Clinton are feeling pretty fucking deylic today, riding
in spaceships made out of Cadillac.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yeah, we all.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
Hey, don't don't steal that bit. So one bit, everybody,
hold on, let me do an act out real quick.
Put on black music. Now.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
I'm a big fan of both. I'm a big fan
of both. I don't want no smoke with either. They're
they're they're both great.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
So I mean, it feels like we're sitting on Nobody
believes this.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
For uh, the the day came and went and it
was a lot of excitement as far as uh, you know,
the Twitter of it all was concerned. It was a
lot of fun jokes, the people speculating on the powers
that they would have and talking about all the cool
things that were going to happen at black people's jobs
(53:58):
now that they had superpowers. You know, the memes and
how they work. But at the end of the day,
it really just felt like more of a fun day
of riffing rather than a successful transference of power in
any way.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
And you know, but you know what, but you know what,
to bring it home to Dovetail, it is that not
our superpower? You know what? I mean to take what
is maybe mythological and not technically literally real in the
face of all this oppression and turn it into something
(54:35):
that is beautiful and transmogrify like pain and suffering and
whatever into fun and joy and humor. Is that not
its own superpower?
Speaker 2 (54:46):
I think that was beautifully said, brother, It was not.
It didn't but exactly.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
Way to take a beautiful sentiment and really undercut it
with a movie about police brutality. But you know what.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
You missed, you miss bruh.
Speaker 10 (55:13):
Hey, you gotta take shots. You gotta take shots it
that's it. Every day I'm trying to get a little
better success like this and.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
I think that that is what Bobby and him it
would argue, is that maybe maybe we need a little
bit more roller coaster in our journey as black gods
on this earth rather than a sweet ascension to you know, eternity.
Speaker 3 (55:37):
Yeah, I will say, And I know this is crazy
to bring up at the end that I'm just remembering this,
but this all sounds incredibly Mormon to me. Is someone
who was raised Mormon and it was all about you
will become gods and all of this stuff. It's very
similar to like what if you do this stuff and
like you got to go through this earthly trial to
(55:59):
then become a.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Got Oh how how deep did you get?
Speaker 3 (56:04):
I mean I was raised in it until I was
like eighteen, so it was like, you know, it was
like you like.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
An inner sanctum or something like that.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Yeah, I didn't go really. I went to the temple,
but I just did the baptisms for the dead and
all that and and I but I never did all
of the rights and rituals and secret handshakes and wearing
the underwear. I didn't get there because you got to
like go on your mission to do that or basically
be about to get married and then you go through
that stuff when you're like, you know, early twenties or whatever.
(56:33):
But I was out at like eighteen, but I was
almost there.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
There were no wet here. Tell me a little bit
more about that underwear. That's that's not something you haven't
heard about, that you didn't.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Know about that underwear. Oh, first of all, it's it's
sexy as hell. Look it up. Mormon underwear so sexy.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Doesn't have like planets on the nipples.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
It's got it's like basically like like old person like
you look like a prospector, like their long John's essentially
and their white thin linen. And then they do have
little like symbols on like the nipples, and I think
maybe on the crotch area, I don't remember, but they're
supposed to be like symbols of like protection runes basically
(57:14):
that protect you from harm and the devil's temptations to
drink coffee and watch our rated movies.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
This wild I know you never I guess I had
heard that that Mormon had Mormons had weird underwear. I
thought that was more like a whisper of something, you
know what I mean. It was like, oh, that's not true, though,
based off of their character. I'd believe it, you know
what I mean. But but I didn't know that they
(57:41):
literally design their own underwear.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
Yep. It's like and they're wearing like every Mormon you
meet that is an adult, he's wearing it under their clothes.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
And so you got to shake a man's hand and
know that he's got these long short pants, knowing that, yeah,
shake this man, say, I'm knowing that he's dressed like
a sexy fisherman underneath his clothes. Fuck, that's that's tough, man.
(58:15):
Religion is Religion is fucked.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
It's fun. We off try it.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
Well.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
I think we were ending so good and now I'm like, hey,
you guys want to learn about a specific version of
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Well, I think we did it. I think I think
this was a successful episode. I think we're all in
agreement that the superpowers are probably not real, but the
superpowers we already hold have been here the whole time.
And just keep believing in yourself because you are magical.
My negro uh Skyler, could you could you tell the
people where they could find you and what cool ship
(58:57):
you have going on?
Speaker 3 (58:58):
Yeah? You know, I'm on insta Gram and Twitter, Skyler Hickley.
I mean, this will be far as fuck out, but
I am gonna be at the DC Comedy Loft in October. October.
I believe it is the thirteenth, but I think that
date is wrong. So just you know, if you are
interested in the DC area, y'all got Google, you can
figure it out and watch after midnight on CBS. It's
(59:20):
a very fun, silly show. It's a silly, funny comedy
game show. And you can watch it on Paramount Plus.
And you know that's my job and I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
So yeah, Bory, what you got?
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Cool guy jokes, Sadie? Now, cool guy joke, Sadie. I'm
trying to be coo gouty jokes eighty seven on Instagram, Patreon,
dot com, backslash David Bori where my Special Birth of
a Nation is coming out August.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Augustus crazy, Go crazy sign up.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
First week sales really helped me a lot, so go up.
Signed for that Patreon it's free. You get all the
old content, you get all the new content off for free.
Only thing I want you to buy is special. Is
it a scam? Who knows? But support me? And I
just watched the first cut it's very funny. I'm very
happy with it. July twelfth, watch Exploding Kittens on Netflix's.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Hell yeah, go watch the goddamn special. That's the most
important thing. And if you want to look at some
kittens explode, do that too, but focus on that special.
Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Yeah, do that too. I already got paid for that though.
This is the other one.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Yeah, he put a pretty penny into it, So go
ahead and take care of you boy. As always. You
can follow me at Langston Kerrman on all social media platforms.
In August twentieth, Netflix, you can watch my special call
Bad Poetry. I too, am very proud of it, and
(01:00:50):
I think it's gonna really change your life. So go
ahead and watch it. And if you want to send
us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you
want to prove to us that you did, in fact
get superpowers four years ago, and you know how we
can achieve our own send it all to Mamma Pod
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(01:01:31):
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Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
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