November 11, 2025 • 58 mins
Our guest, comedian Jamel Johnson's momma, is worried that the government is trying to make people small and tries to pitch Mama Mia X to Langston and David. As we look into the history of homunculi, we learn the scientists were mixing...seeds—also, carnival slavery and car-jitsu. Girls breaking up fights. We were robbed of reggae pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean. Grills. Steel drums, and Keira Knightley twerking! Imagine what we lost. We cast Coming to America 3 and ponder what other classic Black films need sequels. Plus, a fan calls, wondering if white people decompose faster than Black people, and that's why they need to be buried faster.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
My mama told me number one of the podcasts us one.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
That's right, we just hit number one, number one.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Sterling k. Brown likes it. Where we're going to the moon?
Come on.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Here.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Finally I knew this day would them. We bet on
y'all on DraftKings.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh man, it's been a tough couple of years for
that bet.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, no one did. They were going to break our legs.
But didn't you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
They never pulled. The ticket was still active. The Draft
Kings and the Queens were going to kill us. We up,
don't worry about it. Now they have his.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Family, they do have my family. Well we'll bockast. You
should work with that. The Draft Queens are pretty scary.
Gone Chip Singer bears racist turn stuff. Can't tell me
(01:01):
smooth just like a silky soft dan cuddly hulped me
up like a quilt. I'm a lyrical lover. Take from me,
no filk with me. Sexual physique you know, be about
built the other day. When you knew it, it sounded
like pirates are the Caribbean, like you've been in that
way island. When you do it, I didn't know how
(01:23):
to do it. When it came in. I didn't have
a plan.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
The Black Pearl close, bombastic, fantastic, Yeah, I got, I
got the Night Manager, a long.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Drawn sr ST crazy man dog when the shift change.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Go, Yeah, characters to the rest to the.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Pirates aren't in the Caribbean. They are in the Pirates.
Not like a crazy jump. They gotta be down there.
Oh my, I think we should be dancehall guys. Yeah,
damn you, yeah siou you reggae pirates. Now, I'm never
(02:07):
gonna not do.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I really think they did us a disservice by not
including that in the films. Reggae yeah, no, just reggae
pirates should have been in the Pirates of the Caribbeans.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
One of the ships.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
They're not based on anything.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, that's a good point. You could have a black
I forgut use your imagination. Yeah, that would be fun.
I mean there was no Jack Sparrow. Yeah, now give us,
give us Shaggy. They're making jerk on the boat, bro.
They got girls. Yeah, yeah, that should have been a
(02:42):
part of it.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That would have been Kira Knightley should have had to
twerk something yeah, yeah, something nasty.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah yeah for Captain Lockbeard. Yeah, Leido Blue doing the
heel toe.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
She said she should had to get daggered off the
top ropes like like the girls from the videos, and
then the Captain's like and that, like she can take
a pound, My goddess, woman can take a bounding.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
She's one of us. Yeah, I think that should have
been in the movies.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
And the one of the Caribbean nigga from Living Single,
I just think he would have been perfect for this.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, the lead pirate. Yeah boy, I'm talking to the
other note the music nigga, the nigga what was his
name in real line? That was the other nig that
was the black like nigga. I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Talking about the dude that replaced TC Carson.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Nah, that's the light skinning thing. I'm talking about the
nigga who was working that flavor Bro and.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Little assistant, the.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Little dude, little guy, he used to rock the Yeah, yeah,
I liked him. I would have been This was supposed
to be his his his, mister Holland's Opus. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And that's the problem with Hollywood is that they is
that they don't imagine mister Holland's opis for us, you
know what I mean? Maybe they should have looked at
that man and they should have saw vision. They should
have said we got have we got the role for you,
little fella, And instead they they casted him out of Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I think it's he's really little, remember, I think, because I.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Think it's because he's black, and because Tom Cruise was little.
Tom Cruise was the little Yeah, he said, everybody little
gotta step off.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
He cleaned out little Hollywood. You gotta go work at
the amusement park. This mine. Now you live in little Whoa.
There aren't a lot of low guys in Hollywood, not
like there used to used to be. Harve was the first.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
He the first one to come back because it's and
it took him a long dog. Tom Cruise tried to
get him out of the way multiple times, multiple time.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Like that, I know you have a conspiracy that you brought,
but maybe this is where we There is a lot
of direction.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
He said it as if we were like, well, of course, yes.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
We know obviously been trying to get your assassination.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That Tim said, Tom Cruise has head go on, man, that.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Would be a crazy beef because I don't know who
would win. Oh, Tom Cruise, it could go right twelve round.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Kevin's really strong, strong power to him. But but I
do think that Tom Cruise lives with a mania that
is hard to match.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Just go in the distance. I don't know who either,
but it's decisions, decisions.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Remember, at the very least Tom Cruise will jump out
of a building.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Right, and that's you gotta yeah, because then what are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
How do you fight against somebody that, when push comes
to shove, will will pull you with him out of
a building.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
He's ready to die. He's ready to die.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Maybe do you think that may be sometimes doing his
own stunts? Is him like Loki trying to die, like
drinking yourself to death. I think that's what happens to happen.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I think that's all it is. Absolutely Oh okay, I
thought there was gonna be pushed back. Cool. No, I
think that's four or five mission impossible? Won't mission impossible?
To run it? Bro this time, I eat a bunch
of suicide films, a bunch of SINAI. That's that's the
the rich Fellow part. At the end, it was good
(06:27):
at the beginning, it was good. Now you did great. Yeah,
I give you like an eighty five percent on him.
That's cool. Yeah, I think you did good, solid in
every school.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I think we should introduce our guests too. I think
we couldn't be happier. He's here. You already heard his
sweet dulcet tones. He's the hilarious comedian, uh that, that
we've grown to love in so many ways, one of
our favorites. You know him from his own film, Memes
and Nightmares on Hulu. You know him from Comedy Central,
you know him from from The Brandon Jamel's Show, you
(06:58):
know him from all hilariout things. Give it up for
Jamel Johnson.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
What's good? My lams are flying, I'm beat to six.
My crew is big, and it keeps getting bigger. That's
because Jesus Christ is manegga. I guts.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
How y'all boy's doing everybody good. I got a little
something to show you, guys. I was gonna wear it,
but I've seen how y'all do. Y'all camera, it's no
point you're don't. It's like a little small. I didn't
want the blackest T shirt in my house. And I
need a little help figuring out the date because listen.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Strong man, keep on coming, coming coming. Okay, they spelled
coming wrong. First of all depend on who you ask.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
First he did you try? You can't stop us?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Now? February twenty to twenty eighth, that's now, saman Dalla.
I did think that was Harriet Tubbman for a second.
You know what I'm saying. Listen, that's something.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
First glance you think Million Mare in March, which the
anniversary was yesterday. I'll tell y'all boys, but that see
that's October. Yeah, this is February seven and eight. I
have to assume this is an even Gary, Indiana. If
anybody could tell, I think this actually might be the
premiere party from Bellyoo because if you.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, you know, you know it's funny. That's the most
Kevin Durant Martin Luther King has ever looked.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Look, yeah, what'd you get? Did you get this? A
peg post? Look like that is y if I've ever
seen that. Yeah, man, I got to sell and faster
the cameras so they can really.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Really want to because I tried to go to your
camera because that's a wide go to your camera over here.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Boom straight there. Yeah, I see what I'm saying, guys,
you want to go right there? Yeah? Yeah, I don't
even usually wear that, like just around the house. Yeah yeah, listen,
I might hit the court with this. Okay, you know
what I'm saying. I might do something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's intimidating. That isn't going a little TALKO run a
brother who knows his history this, well, yeah, he gonna
know the game.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You know, I know where the ball gonna fall. You know,
I'm getting every Reba. It's my damn body. Okay, yeah,
get they connected show me Okay, yeah, right there, Jamelle.
We're very happy you're here.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You came to us with the conspiracy theory that that
that we talked about ahead of time, but as soon
as we talked about it, you said, no, I believe
in this.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, because honestly, I was like, you get asked to
do the show, and the person I'm emailing with is like,
what conspiracy theory? Gott And I'm blanket. I'm like getting
the jay like I believe all of them?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
What's what's up?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
And I'm like blanking and I'm like I text you guys,
And as soon as you say your list, I'm like,
oh yeah, not only was I like I agree with this,
and then I did the research I needed this conversation
with you all to even find out what it was called,
because when my mama told me, she just said they
was trying to make niggas little.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, she never used the name. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
This from my mom is crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, you are trying to make niggas little. Let's this
what she used to say. Okay. Now I'm excited to say.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You hurt his heart.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
The fact that this came from home is so nuts.
But you said, my mama told me the government is
making her monthly.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Try saying how he said it. Please, are they're trying
to make niggas little, not trying to make little nigga little.
That's already. They're trying to make advertised niggas little nigga.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Oy niggas little niggas Okay, And even I can't afford
that it bruh for years, like she would even be
like that, or she would be like you monkeylous and
I ain't know what she meant because.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
My mom, you'd say it in that know you got
any of their moms y'all, y'all moms like don't know
the names of anything. Yeah, yeah, you know, because it started,
it all was centered around like it's always some food stuff.
That's why we stopped putting foil on the girls. They
stop using that, they're gonna make you amulous. No foil
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on the grill.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
We stopped using, like, stop having any sauce, any sauce
that's got like a name brand to it.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
No Chick fil A sauce, No bang bang because this
was what my mama said to me, that life is nasty.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, it's so fun. I'm having a great time.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
But I'm like, I don't even know what you're talking about,
you know, I'm just thinking, just like whatever, Mom, I.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Just I was hoping to put Chick fil A sauce
on my Chick fil A nuggets. Now you gotta sneak it. Yeah, exactly.
Now I'm not I'm not bringing the trash in the.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
House sauce under your You'd be a bad son, and
that's not fair to you.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Sure you know what I'm saying. But honestly, y'all help
me put it all together. Do you have any idea
where your mom got this, because she seems pretty deep. Honestly,
no clue. I can only assume the dumbar housing projects
is where she got that. What I'm saying, Okay, that's
where that theory began. I can only assume the metro station.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
The unfortunate thing with uh with racism in this country
is it took our histories from us and maybe you
could have traced the humongolous back generation after generation, but
instead you have to stop at your mom.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, And that's why I wasn't feeling. I'm like, what
is this even based off what's you talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Damn? Was this like a lifelong like was there a
point where she started interjecting it or is this like
as far back as you I can't remember, there was
a I feel like it was like this like high school.
This if you had to take foil off the grill.
That's big.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
It was.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
And it was I think it was connected to a
change of the income. You know, my parents was doing
a little better. We start going to costco. My mom like, hey,
stop grabbing all that stuff. That's gonna make you humongy.
You know what I'm saying, You're gonna end up humungulus
you keep eating them god damn samples.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And it's crazy because it sounds like humongous. Boy, And
that's what you thought. That's what I was thinking. She's like,
You're like, Mom doesn't want me to have the best foods,
mayonnaise or whatever, right, because you don't want me to
get h She the opposite.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
It was the option because I'm like, what do you mean, Mom,
I've been humongous, Like what's up? Like I'm talking about
the other ways, like trying to make niggas little. Quit
eating that stuff. You're taking that ship they trying to
make you, trying to make your big ass little. I have.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I have a number of follow up questions, first and foremost,
what is she afraid of making niggas live?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
What is the plan? You know?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I think that she And it's like, the truth is
I need to talk to my mom more about this, okay,
because I'm only putting pieces together. Yeah, because it's one
of the things. I'm just letting her say it. And
I'm like, you got it, myma, Really, I ain't fully challenging.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's still your mom. What I gotta do. You can't
press her.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's the hardest part about I think being just a
son of a lady is like you can't There's not
a lot you can do, you know what I mean,
Like you can't just be like you're backwards and wrong,
like it's yeah, that ain't gonna work.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's just who its possibility. No, you just you. You're
a person who believes that if you swallow gum, you die. Yeah,
and I am a person who believes that I have
to keep you alive. So yeah, yeah yeah, so yeah
when me and my brothers all three impact that we
had told her. She had told us all that at
separate times in our lives. Crazy experience. That's hard, yeah,
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or maybe it was together. I remember positive we were
on Hate Street in San Francisco, and I remember I
was like, man, I remember when I was little. Mom said,
Mom said if I swallowed gum, I die. And the
other two were like, yeah, she said that to us
a different time, and I don't know what she got it,
but that's that's for a different day.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
That's almost like when you find out that you really
are brothers.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
No, I've never had that experience. Oh you don't. I thought, okay,
I'm looking a connecting way.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you just go No, we're damn we're brothers.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I thought you met like a like a like a
like a funny movie kind of sit. No, no, no,
I wasn't speaking to a Mama Mia type. Mama Mia
is about a white woman.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Buddy, I was just thinking about this movie.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Go ahead, continue, the white woman who has a a
white child. I don't know why I'm making her race
so specific. There's white people.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I thought they were Greek. Well in Europe with it,
that's why you And it's by the beach. That's loose
for what that area is. But she's she. You can
call the Turkey if you want. That's great that I agree.
I agree. Is Papa Pia in that movie?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, there's no Papa Pia, Thank you for asking. It's
based off of a song. That's why it's called Mama Ma,
is what I'm saying. Oh and and in the movie,
she has a kid. The kid gets old enough to
wonder who her dad is, and then it's three dudes
(16:33):
who are like up for grabs for who could be
her father.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Okay, none of which are Papa Pia. They really missed
They did not call him Papa Pea. They really missed out.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
But I was thinking, when it is, how do we
get our mama me off the ground? Let's go, you're going,
what do we do? I was thinking about this yesterday.
How do we get to Mama MIAX this is a
good story. First, make them say, Mama Mia ask Yeah,
(17:09):
it could work, It could work on multiple platforms. Yeah,
to B, I think is what jumps out first.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But answer your question.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You weren't going to HB with us a little That
was no.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
No yet we pitch where we think we have a
landing first, we still read yeah, we still reach out
with answer your question. No, I'm pretty sure white people
are trying to make us all humunculous. Really, okay, I think.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
They would love it if we would love it if
we was all little man, They would love it if
and they got a thousand different ways they trying to
get it, you know what I'm saying, everything but making
us physically little. Yeah, they tried to mentally, emotionally all
those others. But you're right that I'm in they don't
want to.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
You know what's fascinating for me is that my framing
of humunculus. The first time I heard the word was
from Full Metal Alchemists, which is the anime that I
favorite anime arguably of all time.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
What about you? You Hockey show? You hockey shows up
there for me, but I haven't paid attention full Metals
my my, my number one. Okay, I haven't watched any
of these, but and you never will. I might. I
might go upon you one day and be like, hey,
I was bro, you might want to pop out for
a couple of bro. I think full metal would really
uh like it. I think it would do something for you.
(18:22):
You would love it because I know you've eaten acid before.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, oh yeah, Full Metal Alchemist is the most Oh damn,
I just ate some acid.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It's it's feel, it really is like it's mostly about
like the existence or the possibility of God and humans
interaction with God. Like it's it's far more like complicated
and messy than it is like a hero's journey of
like good good versus evils.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I thought it was talking talking about turning base metal
into goal. It's it's like a little piece.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's a little piece. So it's about alchemy. Alchemy, and
alchemy in this world is like being able to create
magic essentially from like a certain science, Like alchemy is
science in this world, and it very much allows them
to like turn a piece of scrap metal into a
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sword and or like turn fucking like wind into fire
by snapping their fingers type a.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Piece of paper into tab of LSD.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah you're really going that as.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I have other hobbies. Yeah, but just in case you don't.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
And you want to fuck around. It's a very good show.
But point being that was my first reference for a
humunculous and in that show, they are not little people.
They're not framed as like small, they're framed that's sort
of like these abnormal humanoid creatures that are creator weirdly
proportioned for sure, but still humanoid. Some of them is
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quite sexy in the show, and they got some adds
up in there. That's the only thing I would because
they don't want us to be finer. That's that's where
it does they want to say.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
And that's why they won't really fully unleash the MultiMate
plan because they haven't figured out how to make us
not fun. Because here's no matter what size, we still
bang because because I feel like if you take me
and you put it all smaller, now it's super fun.
Because because it's easier for us to grow waves, like
it's easier to maintain the waves when you that side.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Fine, it's condensed, it's like concentrated orange. That was like
a fine pressure cooker exactly the pressure bust pipes, and.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You leave that in the middle of Times Square. That's dangerous.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Everybody's getting outside the eminem store acting foolish.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, it's true, man.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, so you from the beginning understand him monkeylists to
be a little uh, a shrunken version of human. Is
there any thing else about humunkeylous that stands out?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Was there was your mother describing any other traits of
a humunkeylus other than just downsized?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah? Just the down sizedness, just a little miss in
the research.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I'm sure you guys have seen in your research, there
is one very particular Oh big dicks. The dick is
still regular sized. My mom did not bring up, but
that it didn't come up because how is that's also
a help?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
It doesn't hurt. It's like you weren't even they're trying
to make us better.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It certainly doesn't hurt.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Everybody's meat looks bigger if they cut six inches off
the top of their head, off the top of their.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, the top of my skull. The ikabah grain cut
my head off. I should have looked, I should have
looked crazy. Yeah, damn, I didn't even notice. He have
no head. It's the most distracting thing from my meat.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
So for you, it was just a shrunken thing.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
But you did show.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
You sent us an image which if you don't mind
holding it up for the camera.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
And we'll send it to Justin so he can put
it up.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, it's edited in. But you sent us an image
that I would I would say lives in my dreams.
Maybe always is safe to say, Yeah, I'm trying to
look at my son man. Yeah, that's that's the one,
just all hog.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
This is this is how you know the government is involved.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
That looks like a drawing on a bathroom wall and
it feels deeply racist.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah. Why his lips as big as it's me.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, it's the two three three parts remain the same.
His big old hands because they were like, no, you're
still gonna do work, and the big old meat and
the big old lips. Yeh, that's that's quite troubling. Everything
else is proportionate.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
And you know what it reminded me of. I sent
you guys another image that's true. Yeah, this is now
it's getting a little deeper. We'll also send this suggested
because we're gonna have to put these up on the screen.
These are important for everybody. Look familiar to anybody. Oh yeah,
the School of Hard Knocks mascot.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Now, as I as an adult man who's paying bills
on time, I start to think there's already a couple
of homunculars.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
In the hood. Oh, like they've been letting them out.
They've been out and were trying to keep them from
the government.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
The government is trying to make us all humunculous, right,
A couple of niggas failed through the were trying to
keep them out the facilities as a testament to black
people though. That's probably why School of Hard Knocks was
always be to your streetwear. We rejected it because I
had one School of Hard Knocks T shirt and I
(23:53):
felt dumb about it.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Sure, it was not a popular it wasn't cool. It
was not cool. It was it was almost like kind
of like junkie clothes, like crackhead clothes. It felt what
Johnny Blaze turned into. Yeah, it felt like what it
felt like. It wanted to be and won so bad,
but it was and just didn't have what it took
to be. And it was such a clunky Uh, it
(24:15):
was so clunky. S O HK is not cool.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
They don't really like soak soak what I'm so? Yeah,
it don't feel right, it doesn't. It never felt right.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I felt like it was a lot of off colored sweatsuits,
you know what I mean, like lavender sweat duite, Yeah, lavender.
School of Hard Knocks I remember the teachherts had hell
of words on him, like too many words they were.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
They were long winded, like it'd be big paragraphs.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
There. You go out here dry snitching with the clothes.
You know what I'm saying. That's hey, yeah, I'm not
even gonna hold you. That's my anime. The people who
invented School of Hard Knocks trying to Humunculus into the
black community. They wanted to make us cool with it.
Damn that's nasty. Yeah, it's way better than that show.
What was that? Why you one? How to make it
(25:03):
in America?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
I like this about the jeans, Yeah, but this is
about that. But this Kick Cutty is still in it.
Way more talking from Kik Cutting, which.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We all want. We all want more talking from Kik.
I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
We've all enjoyed the way that Kick Cutty has has
rolled out all of his things, especially as of late.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You're killing it. Kick Cutty. We love what you do. Yeah,
he's back, he back around. Yeah, man, maybe we take
a break. Maybe we just let that settle in. We'll
be back with more. David Moore likes more, Jamal and more.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
My mama told me. And we're also back off of
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that crime. You didn't say it, David, Wow, Jamil.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I did some research on the existence sort of this
conversation of the humunculus, right, the term humunculous originates.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I know this one. You know this one, go ahead,
the nineteen seventy nine Australian film The Road Warrior.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Unfortunately, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I think it is. Maybe you run that movie back,
he says, I am the Great Away and we will
spare your lives. I love that movie. True. Man.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Your ability to pull such specific quotes, it's admirable.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
It's very strange.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
You You you really keep the library of very specific
things that a person said.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
It's funny here, but then it's hard because I got
to live like this. I get that, you know what
I mean. So it's like I go to the bathroom
at four in the morning. Alana's like where you've been?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
And I'm like, I'm been in there, yeah, running lines man.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, just like sister, and she's like, I've been in
there doing a beautiful mind with ship that.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Orlando Brown says, Yeah that's the problem. Yeah, that sucks.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
The term humongolis was born from a Latin word meaning
little person, and then was later evolved who means small,
small artificial human being. First, it specifically meant that it
is about a person who is not born. It is
your your mother is a little off in that you
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were not going to turn into a hu monkey humongolous.
You instead would a somebody would create a small artificial
version of you or your life.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh, can we one thing? Can we get this clear?
Because I am confused? Is it humongolous with a G?
Or is it humunkus? Like uncle, There's there's no G
in it to see. Oh that's my problem that I've
been having this whole episode. I thought you were in
on the bit. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, he's been saying it wrong because that's how his
mother said it.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Oh no, I thought I was saying it right.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, that's why you took offense to my lab. Yeah okay, yeah,
now everything's making I'm glad we could check in I
was just it was going on, and I was like, yeah, No,
I was laughing because I thought you were joking.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh no, I've been Okay, it does. I thought I
could like, oh, man, we get if we get a
raisin production budget, though, I want to make a Yakuba
head out of the real dollship Like yeah, I'm fucking
(29:12):
with that.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Ye we gonna have ma Mama told me dark and uh,
that's gonna be behind the paywall.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You are gonna want to subscribe.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
It is so.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
It is meaning small artificial human being. It was first
popularized popularized in the sixteenth century out by in alchemic writings.
It is an alchemy based sort of theory, and in fact,
in fifteen thirty seven a dude named Paracelic Celsius wrote
this method.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
A nigga came up with Celsius to drink. No, I
don't think he did either one of those black or Celsius.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
He wrote his method for creating a humannculus, and it
said that the sperm of a man be putrefied by
itself in a sealed cucre bit for forty days with
the highest degree of puture putrification in a I think
it's like, yeah, like a freeze like almost freeze dry petrified.
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Puturified is the word like like word like tree sealed,
essentially vacuum sealed.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Style.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah, forty days and then at its highest putrification inside
of a horse's wound, or at least so long that
it comes to life and moves itself and stirs, which
is easily observed. After this time it will look somewhat
like a man, but transparent without a body. If after
this it be fed wisely with the a carnum of
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human blood and be nourished for up to forty weeks,
and be kept in the even heat of the horse's womb,
a living human child grows therefrom with all of its members,
like another child which is born of a woman, but
much smaller.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Damn son, there was three D printing niggas in the
fifteen hundred. Yeah, they're probably doing crazy stuff. This isn't
a bombination.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
There should be no. I'm not into horse nuts science. Yeah,
this is like even horse nut I'm talking about are
not with horses. I'm not with any of that. The
combo alone is not this is this is honestly, this
is why you need checks and balances. As far. You
can't just be letting scientists just just do stuff. Yeah, man,
(31:42):
that's because he did that. Well, I don't think it worked.
So he did it a few times too. I think
this guy was trying to get away with horse.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Hell yeah he was, so I know it was putrefied
putting that horse. Yeah, right off the line, it's not.
I ain't letting them Future Fine just write it down.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Then I said, hey, tell him, tell him, I let
him get dry. Tell him it was there for ye're
not from today. I'm doing research out here that is
not from today. That's like six weeks old, baby been
in there. Now. I don't even do that no more.
But it looked like Alex Mack. It looked like.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That might have been my son. Honestly, he Future Fine
and the horses come.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
On, man, he's just making up.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
So yeah, yeah, he's like, oh, my son probably did that.
So it's I shouldn't be clear that alchemy is not
necessarily it is a sort of fictional science. It is
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a science that is is imagines right, And so I
think even the alchemists writers of that time, I don't
think are necessarily claiming to be actively doing this ship
as much as they are like, uh, sort of playing
with magic in words and fiction and ship. That said
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much in the way that we've seen with so many
writers historically and creators historically. Sometimes they're writing about real
experiences and real ship and it doesn't It would not
surprise me even for a second if my boy Paracelsus
was fucking horses and then being like, I bet you
make it from nothing in a horse womb.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
YEA.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Now, part of the reason he says that they did
this ship was or that like a monkey would have
been advantageous is because they were like exceptionally gifted at
what they were calling art, which would then lead to
them being able to create more fake humans and more
like giants, odd creatures that that did not exist on
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the earth.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
That Carnival slaves. Carnival slaves absolutely whoa, yeah, whoa, because
I mean I feel like carnies are slaves m hm.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Anyway, But then they and their freaks they wanted more
of that, yeah, And they wanted more of that, and
they wanted that's playing them a little less, yeah, ripping
them off. They starting to get upset. They stronger than Yeah.
Now it's like I don't have to pay you at
all because you're small. Where you're going to go you
have a beard, lady. Yeah, but we make them small,
but leave them lead the meat big because I want
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to see the big mean Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
And people will pay to come see the big meat.
Look out, look out big. We can make a man's meat. Yeah,
but but he can't overpower me even though he's so small. Yeah. Yeah, No,
it's it's it's terrifying. This is a complicated episode.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I think it really made me, uh take a step
back because one of the things that they point to
for modern day like humunculous whatever is this claim that
in Russia they were attempting to create a humunculous and knew.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I don't know why I knew that that's where they
were doing. You knew Russia was the source. It felt
like they could be it's cold, nobody's looking mm hmm
way out Siberia. Yeah, maybe send them to fight Island.
Is That is that where fight Island is. It's not
a fight Island is somewhere else, but in a real
fight island. Okay, they really get it. That's what they're doing.
(35:41):
Like the team UFC.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
That's where you ever see the ones where they gotta
they trying to fight each other in a car with the.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah car ju jitsu car jujitsus, that's them. That ship's crazy.
Fighting in the car is crazy. And then they have
the ones where like it'll be like six dudes versus
one real big guy. Yeah, they're doing all type of
legal lass fight. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
And then they had the craziest one I've ever seen
was when they had a dude who was a drug
dealer fight the person who bought the drugs that still
owed him money.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
See. I don't think that that's the fight I want
to see. I want to see the drug dealer fight
the addicts father. Okay, now now now call up the
draft queens. We got a fucking situation. You know, I
need to see the live bets on that. Yeah. But
also if the drug user is actively on meth or
whatever they're doing, they were not crocodials, super soldier. That's
(36:41):
gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
The drug dealer gave him, gave him that work, I
mean the drug the drug addict gave him that word.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh no, he on the ship, right, We didn't call
him later. He's on this. I just from me.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
In the video, the drug dealer looks like Kingpin, Like
he has like a big, big fat guy, big leather jacket.
He's like in a ring and he's like knuckled up
like this, and like you're like, oh, either he's gonna
catch him quickly and this will be over, or he's
about to get whooked because it's just a true cracket,
like fast.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Skinny, nimble.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
This muffle he jab jab jab jab.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
He go to sleep, jab jab jab. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, moving, he don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
It's a different kind of pace. Yeah, three minutes of
a long time, long ass time. Most street fights don't
go one round.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
No, no, no, they go forty seconds. Tops feel like
a lifetime. Yeah. Yeah, some girl gets in and breaks
it up. Girl. Do you ever see a girl trying
to break up a fight and then get like yeah,
But I've also seen it where she breaks like a
girlfriend like it's me, it's me, look at me. Damn
(37:50):
to call down, Like.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah, it's a real bummer when when it becomes a
moral conversation in the middle of a fight, or when
you're like but then you're also like, damn, they're really
in love, you know, they care about you.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
He really doesn't want him to fight. She was willing
to sacrifice everything to keep That's beautiful. The version I
saw way less beautiful. I get that. We don't got
to get into details. No, no, no, no, this is
a This took a dark turn so.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
In Russia, apparently the claim was that they were attempting
to create a he monkeylist, which was made popular by
a video about ten years ago that started circulating of
a man trying to inject sperm into a chicken egg.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
God damn it, bro, people got a chill.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
It was later proved to be a complete online hoax
that I don't know if it is an online hoax,
and that the man was not injecting the spreading into
the egg. I think it was more just like he
was like, I'm gonna make a list and then he
did that.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
That would be funny if they was like, it turns
out Reddit it's a hoax.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Yeah, we're just trying to get niggas to film themselves
doing fucked up ship man.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
That's what Reddy was.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
One of the things this got me thinking about, though,
was this, what is the need for these additional bodies?
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
We live in a time where there's a surplus of people,
there's a surplus of people.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
People are willing to do clearly all kinds of shit.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
We already have the ability to enslave people, and we
have all, frankly, at this point, all the individuals we
need for war. War is now done by fucking robots
from my hundreds of miles away. We don't need more
warm bodies to necessarily throw at at guns the way
(39:35):
that we used to. So I'm not even sure that
this has the same necessity that it might have had
in like fucking olden times, where you just needed a
new fucking body.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
To write, right, You needed a new body that you
could control. You needed a crash dummy. Yes, And now
they don't need a crash dumby now people are self
identifying as crash dummy. They're happy to be a crash.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
It's a different time. Yeah, this makes a pretty good much. Yeah,
sell some sell some of them. Videos, the ridiculousness.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Shots fired.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
You could, you could, you could when you said Russia,
I'm thinking space race. Yeah, let's some little niggas of space. Yeah,
niggas that are a little Yeah, put them in there.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Dogs. See what happens, Yeah, see what happens. Yeah, we
don't know I'm not gonna send my wife my mother
in law shout to cool.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
The other part of this that I do think it's
sort of revealed. And as I was reading about this
ship is how much AI is just humuanculous ship?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Oh hell yeah? Fuck buddy boy, do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Like we are just fabricating humanity via the computer.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Now and first eating spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
But yeah, one hundred percent. And we've been pretending this
whole time, like humanculous, that's cursed magic, that's evil. These
motherfuckers were sick. Meanwhile, we're doing the exact same watching it.
We're we're just watching it. What if cities were persons?
And we we go, well, it's not technically a person,
so it's okay that we're doing vile evil ship by
like not real person eats spaghetti.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
God damn it, Langston done did it? Man? You done?
Fucking did it? Nasty? It's the most grotesque ys on Facebook.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Many'll been getting them. It was the fake movie posters.
I haven't been on Facebook since. Listen, I still got
family in the deep in the verbs. I was over there, okay,
but I had to finally leave Doug. They kept making
these like fake Hood movie posters.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Were they good? No, they were awful. He left. He
wasn't Facebook. It wasn't he wasn't addicted to him. I
was just thinking, how much I like to see like
Coming America three see Coming America type of shit it
would be. It would be Coming America.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
It would be this, but it would be like Tracy
Morgan and like Monique is fucking Nelson Mandela.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
They have the one man.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
It was the one for Friday After next to that.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Finally a sequel Friday After next to a sequel for.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Just Friday After Next. They made a fake movie poster
for this, and I got really close to leaving an
angry comment, and I was like, I gotta go, I
gotta go right this. Yeah, what were you gonna say, bitch?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
To say what?
Speaker 4 (42:42):
I don't even know yet, because it's real. I was
just gonna say some straight like yeah it's Christmas again. Yeah, yeah, No,
I know what you mean, because that want to like that,
want to have to like leave that comment, but then
you're scared. I mean I told you about oh you
were in my house with the YouTube thing. When I
told you, I got a high and got mad on
(43:05):
YouTube and left a bunch of comments and then was
worried people could find me, so I changed my YouTube page.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
I saw this. See yeah, they want us to do that. Yeah,
they want us to Ghostbusters too.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
They trying to create like a Ghostbusters too economy where
they just getting paid off of us being angry about it.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Everything's pink Slane. Yeah, man, that's crazy. What were you
so mad at? I think, Oh, I don't mean to laugh.
I really opening up right now, both of these things.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
It's certainly about to be dumb. I want to hear
it as one of those comedy critique videos, like where
they be critique and comedians. Oh. But I was like,
I was like, he's not even American, this guy. You
don't even know what to say anybody's last name. He's
talking about comedy here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
And I was like, you you turned into a weird nationalist.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yeah yeah, I had you out there looking looking not compromise,
and I don't even I'm not even on that.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
It was. It was crazy. It's great, damn, but listen,
we brother, he just got me. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Friday Harlem Night's two poster that Friday after next to poster,
and there's always a sequel.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
The problem is all these sequels are sequels. I want
to see and after next two would be amazing. Yeah, man, and.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
New Line Cinema would never allow it. I'm about to
start commented, like, you know, New Line Cinnama ain't gonna
let you make this.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, brother, they will feel the steam coming off my
they will kill Ricky Smiley so fast before they let
us get a.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
That.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Yeah, they're not letting him get no lines off.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Damn man, that they had come in America to coming
Marl Knight too. It was all two's Jason's other lyrics.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
And it was killing me wetlands, so you just get
wandering weaving.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
I okay, it seems as if we're all in agreement
at the end of this that that humunculous while while
probably not real that they're probably not as a government
(45:41):
sitting and like trying to concoct people into like weird
little science bodies.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Yeah, it's like I think they're trying it, but they're
just not pulling it off. I've kind of I know you,
I've I've heard you express these feelings where it's like
they're not that smart, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
But they want to be Nazi so bad.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
You know, I think they fucked around with it.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, they try to get some mendola off, but they
can't do it.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Bro if they I know for a fact they've injected
human nut into chicken egg just to see justice.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
For sure, they're doing it monthly. You got to they have,
They have got to. They got to whatever reasons they have,
reasons when they got to maybe get the school system together.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I wish, I wish that's what we would prefer. I
would that's yeah, I think you're taking this as us advocation.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
We have to get that.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
You let me stop pointing at you the boy. You're
gonna want a nut in an egg, and that's your business.
But for me and Jamail, we're not really we ain't
on that, but we understand that you gotta get regular.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Long story show. Yeah, they've tried, and the results was
one humunculus and queens. They couldn't catch whoa. And now
he's the little guy.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Now he's just like a little guy with a flip
hanging out at the basketball court. People will be like
being like, hey, do a flip with the hell with
his hot cock? And every city. It's only like one.
You see, we got one. We gotta do it the same.
Little do that we do that is sick.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
You do that as one of the sickest guys exists. Yeah,
and they can't catch them. They're trying to catch them.
They try and bottle it, but they can't catch them.
They can't get their hands on them. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Good for him, man, free little do that.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
We love you, little do that. We're gonna take a break.
More more jamail more Ma, Mama told me you think
the bigger the booty the finder idiot. And now we
can convince that she walks with you in that big
(48:00):
old booty and all that. It ain't nothing but do
do in there and it ain't nothing but dudes, dudes
in here. We're back. Nice. We got a voicemail. We
have a voice mail we got I think both buncheks
is full of doodoo. By the way, is that yeah?
Speaker 4 (48:22):
Dick Gregory thinks the bunch is too doo dooo reservoirs.
Dick Gregory, hilarious. That's funny. Ben We two doo doo silos.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
We we've talked about this before. He will remain Maybe
the whitest whale that that could have existed for this podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Oh sure, yeah, the Dick Gregory that would have it
would have truly gone. We have put that on TV.
Not y'all have got on like straight up bro television.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Whether we would have had to make it a to
night event, Yeah, we're in tuxedos.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I can see that, Bro. He would have said to us.
It would have changed everything. God, yeah, we we think
about it often, certainly I do. I don't want to
speak for David Himan recently deceeized Quincy Jones.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
Jones whatever he would have said about sly Tyson, whatever
he would have said. Man.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
But so we could get into we could get into
people with dead people we would like to have on it.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
We can get into theory all day. But we did
get a voicemail. I'll play it for us now.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
Hey, y'all.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
My mama told me that white people tend to have
funeral faster because they decomposed quicker and so like they
need to have the funeral within like three to seven days,
and that black people we can like take our time
planning since we ate black people. They might have a
(49:57):
funeral a week after the death. Week. Three weeks, the
hell I've seen four weeks.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
It was a month.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
No, my uncle, he was dead for a straight up month,
and they had the funeral a month later. Dog, I
was the thinking that was two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
For real?
Speaker 4 (50:14):
All right, people, my uncle mouth man for real. But
that's that's really shit. White funerals are quick.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Yeah, I mean, I guess if I think about it, well, because.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
I mean, you know, how many white funerals is anybody
really going to? But I'm sure we all got one
white friend who was like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
God just died. We gotta have a funeral right now.
Like see they not thinking that. It's like I'm thinking
about it, like we get it now. I think my
grandpa was like ninety days or some shit. It'd be
a long time dog four ever. Yeah, yeah, my even
my auntie bet Auntie died a couple of years ago.
Same thing.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
It was like a little bit the Jewish side of
my family. I believe in Jewish religion you're supposed to
bury within two to day. Yeah, if I'm not mistaken,
because they got that crape thin skin. I see, that's
where we get That's where it gets complicated.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
For right, Okay, we're talkatives now. I do think I
do think white people will send to bury faster.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
I worry that if we're ever going to find any
version of unity that ever exists again, we can't tell
them that they bury them their families faster, because they're
gonna melt.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Man. You want to at some point, you right, at
some point we.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Have to reach across the aisle at least a little bit.
We have to put our hand out, you know what
I mean. We don't have to be We don't have
to serve.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
We don't gotta. We don't gotta. You don't gotta say
that out loud. You get there, you keep that back there.
Of course that's why. Yeah, maybe, of course when this
said it, I go and it makes us to me,
keep it to me, right. I started doing my status.
I was like, I better get six months before they
(52:08):
have to put me down.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
And I started doing I started doing my stats, and
it was shorter.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
It was shorter.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
I said to myself, Oh boy, I said, oh boy,
maybe if you put this speech in a brown bag,
you can get a few extra days out of it.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
But but no, it's not gonna work out the way
i'd like Personally.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
I also think that the nursing no not excuse me,
not nursing on the funeral home industry probably one of
the most racists, probably right up there with car sales.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Yea, and of this nature. I think they definitely up
charge us for putting people on the earth.
Speaker 4 (52:52):
Just like from Shot to Hennessy. They charging us more.
They're making us wait for headstones. All the headstone ain't
gonna be ready for right four weeks.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
We can't. Oh, we can't spell Johnson r R. We
ran out of HS. It feels I can't.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
I can't spell the old what's the black ass last
name Edwards? I can't spell Edwards. The W broke on
my my laser cutter. It's gonna be about three four weeks. Yeah,
I think the funeral home industry, damn listen, A black
on the funeral home A lot one hundred percent DOUG,
which is listen, man.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
A couple of them been put in place so they
can move wet throughout the community.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Yeah, they're selling PCP out the funeral homes kid all
the obviously because that's where it is.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
So that's just you know, crime of opportunity.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
But the opportunity is being placed by them. Up there,
they dropping down the embalming fluid to us, were like.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Sure, saying all the time. Ronald Reagan dropped off that one.
Speaker 4 (53:55):
Hundred percent man at the bus stop, and it's all
you know, Yeah, sure, maybe maybe white people, maybe white
sells break down like wet cardboard.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Maybe they do, maybe they don't. But I also think
and funeral homes is.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
And I think I think to that point it does
lead me to a bigger feeling, which is like, at
the end of the day, part of the reason black
people and brown people do not bury their families as
quickly is because of resources, because of often people. Yeah,
but I think we don't know none of them. I
think the population understands them through their wealth, not through
(54:38):
their poverty.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
Right, So every white person that talked to me got
to have at least eighty grand in their bank account.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
You can't even talk to me if you got under that.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah, we don't know enough about the way that poor
white people are living. In some ways, it's probably identical
to poor black and brown people. End of the day, though,
you take away enough resources, it makes it hard for
me to bury my family. And I bet to your point,
you up charge me the entire time that my family
is in holding.
Speaker 3 (55:05):
Right.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Oh oh yeah, oh it's a it's a fifty dollars
a day, don't shoot.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
It's like you had the container.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
Now you already had the cold.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
Oh you want them to wear Jordan's. That's an extra
hunt because we got our own. We got our own
dress shoes. We like they give you a ship, we
gotta charge extra. I got charge exit for my own shoes.
Yeah yeah, yeah, they his shoes. Yeah, but well we
got a lot of It's like the Bowling Alley thing
where we got our own.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
And the truth is we should do just be parent
putting people in the dirt naked no box.
Speaker 1 (55:38):
I do kind of think that too. That really isn't
It's just like it was like it was like when
you get uber eats form McDonald's and they got all
that paper and you're like, hey man, we could have
done this with three less bag. You have to do that.
You know what I mean? This is this is actually
much better if I to breakfast, Bree. They do like
to put the McDonald's in the Bloomingdale's bag so much.
(55:58):
Why did they do that? Don't know?
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Man, it's crazy to make you feel like you didn't
order McDonald's.
Speaker 4 (56:03):
Yeah, and then and then the drink is going to
get spilled, all of this stuff to hold this drinking place.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
And McDonald's cold. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
No, there's still McDonald's employees the whole time.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Just because you put it in a big bag doesn't
make it not McDonald's level work.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
Yeah, well I think we did it. This is a
pretty good episode. I feel this is fun. Shout out
to Papa Pia. Shout out to Papa Pia Jamel.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
Could you tell the people where they can find you
what cool shit you got going?
Speaker 4 (56:33):
You can find me at Broccoli House on Instagram for
a limited time. Who knows when I pulled the plug
on that once I say, I don't like I probably
just yanked.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
But I'm over there. I'm over there, And if you
see me on threads, don't even look twice. Just you know.
I might be there, I might not, and ship I
ain't nowhere else? Oh New Year's Eve, DC and profib okay,
Hell yeah, what you got cool? Got Joke City seven
on Instagram? Can you just watch my special on YouTube?
Birth of a Nation with a g Oh, every First
(57:04):
Tuesday every month in Los Angeles. That's what I got.
A little show called Fresh Produce me and Garrick Bernard
was listing yea blind barber Highland Park. We up North,
All right, this niggas in the mountains right, Let's go beautiful.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
You can follow me at Langston Kerman on all social
media platforms.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
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Well.
Speaker 1 (57:55):
I think I'm looking forward to cracking up.
Speaker 2 (57:58):
I hope I can, like you crack up, so I
haven't like totally cracked up in a long time. My
Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big
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Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Olivia Aguilon. Co
produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Kopfon,
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My mama told me number one of the podcasts us one.
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Here.
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Finally I knew this day would them. We bet on
y'all on DraftKings.
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Oh man, it's been a tough couple of years for
that bet.
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Yeah, no one did. They were going to break our legs.
But didn't you know what I'm saying.
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They never pulled. The ticket was still active. The Draft
Kings and the Queens were going to kill us. We up,
don't worry about it. Now they have his.
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should work with that. The Draft Queens are pretty scary.
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smooth just like a silky soft dan cuddly hulped me
up like a quilt. I'm a lyrical lover. Take from me,
no filk with me. Sexual physique you know, be about
built the other day. When you knew it, it sounded
like pirates are the Caribbean, like you've been in that
way island. When you do it, I didn't know how
(01:23):
to do it. When it came in. I didn't have
a plan.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
The Black Pearl close, bombastic, fantastic, Yeah, I got, I
got the Night Manager, a long.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Drawn sr ST crazy man dog when the shift change.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Go, Yeah, characters to the rest to the.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Pirates aren't in the Caribbean. They are in the Pirates.
Not like a crazy jump. They gotta be down there.
Oh my, I think we should be dancehall guys. Yeah,
damn you, yeah siou you reggae pirates. Now, I'm never
(02:07):
gonna not do.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I really think they did us a disservice by not
including that in the films. Reggae yeah, no, just reggae
pirates should have been in the Pirates of the Caribbeans.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
One of the ships.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
They're not based on anything.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, that's a good point. You could have a black
I forgut use your imagination. Yeah, that would be fun.
I mean there was no Jack Sparrow. Yeah, now give us,
give us Shaggy. They're making jerk on the boat, bro.
They got girls. Yeah, yeah, that should have been a
(02:42):
part of it.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
That would have been Kira Knightley should have had to
twerk something yeah, yeah, something nasty.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah yeah for Captain Lockbeard. Yeah, Leido Blue doing the
heel toe.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
She said she should had to get daggered off the
top ropes like like the girls from the videos, and
then the Captain's like and that, like she can take
a pound, My goddess, woman can take a bounding.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
She's one of us. Yeah, I think that should have
been in the movies.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
And the one of the Caribbean nigga from Living Single,
I just think he would have been perfect for this.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, the lead pirate. Yeah boy, I'm talking to the
other note the music nigga, the nigga what was his
name in real line? That was the other nig that
was the black like nigga. I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Talking about the dude that replaced TC Carson.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Nah, that's the light skinning thing. I'm talking about the
nigga who was working that flavor Bro and.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Little assistant, the.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Little dude, little guy, he used to rock the Yeah, yeah,
I liked him. I would have been This was supposed
to be his his his, mister Holland's Opus. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And that's the problem with Hollywood is that they is
that they don't imagine mister Holland's opis for us, you
know what I mean? Maybe they should have looked at
that man and they should have saw vision. They should
have said we got have we got the role for you,
little fella, And instead they they casted him out of Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I think it's he's really little, remember, I think, because I.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Think it's because he's black, and because Tom Cruise was little.
Tom Cruise was the little Yeah, he said, everybody little
gotta step off.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
He cleaned out little Hollywood. You gotta go work at
the amusement park. This mine. Now you live in little Whoa.
There aren't a lot of low guys in Hollywood, not
like there used to used to be. Harve was the first.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
He the first one to come back because it's and
it took him a long dog. Tom Cruise tried to
get him out of the way multiple times, multiple time.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Like that, I know you have a conspiracy that you brought,
but maybe this is where we There is a lot
of direction.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
He said it as if we were like, well, of course, yes.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
We know obviously been trying to get your assassination.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That Tim said, Tom Cruise has head go on, man, that.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Would be a crazy beef because I don't know who
would win. Oh, Tom Cruise, it could go right twelve round.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Kevin's really strong, strong power to him. But but I
do think that Tom Cruise lives with a mania that
is hard to match.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Just go in the distance. I don't know who either,
but it's decisions, decisions.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Remember, at the very least Tom Cruise will jump out
of a building.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Right, and that's you gotta yeah, because then what are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
How do you fight against somebody that, when push comes
to shove, will will pull you with him out of
a building.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
He's ready to die. He's ready to die.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Maybe do you think that may be sometimes doing his
own stunts? Is him like Loki trying to die, like
drinking yourself to death. I think that's what happens to happen.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I think that's all it is. Absolutely Oh okay, I
thought there was gonna be pushed back. Cool. No, I
think that's four or five mission impossible? Won't mission impossible?
To run it? Bro this time, I eat a bunch
of suicide films, a bunch of SINAI. That's that's the
the rich Fellow part. At the end, it was good
(06:27):
at the beginning, it was good. Now you did great. Yeah,
I give you like an eighty five percent on him.
That's cool. Yeah, I think you did good, solid in
every school.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I think we should introduce our guests too. I think
we couldn't be happier. He's here. You already heard his
sweet dulcet tones. He's the hilarious comedian, uh that, that
we've grown to love in so many ways, one of
our favorites. You know him from his own film, Memes
and Nightmares on Hulu. You know him from Comedy Central,
you know him from from The Brandon Jamel's Show, you
(06:58):
know him from all hilariout things. Give it up for
Jamel Johnson.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
What's good? My lams are flying, I'm beat to six.
My crew is big, and it keeps getting bigger. That's
because Jesus Christ is manegga. I guts.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
How y'all boy's doing everybody good. I got a little
something to show you, guys. I was gonna wear it,
but I've seen how y'all do. Y'all camera, it's no
point you're don't. It's like a little small. I didn't
want the blackest T shirt in my house. And I
need a little help figuring out the date because listen.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Strong man, keep on coming, coming coming. Okay, they spelled
coming wrong. First of all depend on who you ask.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
First he did you try? You can't stop us?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Now? February twenty to twenty eighth, that's now, saman Dalla.
I did think that was Harriet Tubbman for a second.
You know what I'm saying. Listen, that's something.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
First glance you think Million Mare in March, which the
anniversary was yesterday. I'll tell y'all boys, but that see
that's October. Yeah, this is February seven and eight. I
have to assume this is an even Gary, Indiana. If
anybody could tell, I think this actually might be the
premiere party from Bellyoo because if you.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, you know, you know it's funny. That's the most
Kevin Durant Martin Luther King has ever looked.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Look, yeah, what'd you get? Did you get this? A
peg post? Look like that is y if I've ever
seen that. Yeah, man, I got to sell and faster
the cameras so they can really.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Really want to because I tried to go to your
camera because that's a wide go to your camera over here.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Boom straight there. Yeah, I see what I'm saying, guys,
you want to go right there? Yeah? Yeah, I don't
even usually wear that, like just around the house. Yeah yeah, listen,
I might hit the court with this. Okay, you know
what I'm saying. I might do something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's intimidating. That isn't going a little TALKO run a
brother who knows his history this, well, yeah, he gonna
know the game.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You know, I know where the ball gonna fall. You know,
I'm getting every Reba. It's my damn body. Okay, yeah,
get they connected show me Okay, yeah, right there, Jamelle.
We're very happy you're here.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You came to us with the conspiracy theory that that
that we talked about ahead of time, but as soon
as we talked about it, you said, no, I believe
in this.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, because honestly, I was like, you get asked to
do the show, and the person I'm emailing with is like,
what conspiracy theory? Gott And I'm blanket. I'm like getting
the jay like I believe all of them?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
What's what's up?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
And I'm like blanking and I'm like I text you guys,
And as soon as you say your list, I'm like,
oh yeah, not only was I like I agree with this,
and then I did the research I needed this conversation
with you all to even find out what it was called,
because when my mama told me, she just said they
was trying to make niggas little.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, she never used the name. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
This from my mom is crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, you are trying to make niggas little. Let's this
what she used to say. Okay. Now I'm excited to say.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You hurt his heart.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
The fact that this came from home is so nuts.
But you said, my mama told me the government is
making her monthly.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Try saying how he said it. Please, are they're trying
to make niggas little, not trying to make little nigga little.
That's already. They're trying to make advertised niggas little nigga.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Oy niggas little niggas Okay, And even I can't afford
that it bruh for years, like she would even be
like that, or she would be like you monkeylous and
I ain't know what she meant because.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
My mom, you'd say it in that know you got
any of their moms y'all, y'all moms like don't know
the names of anything. Yeah, yeah, you know, because it started,
it all was centered around like it's always some food stuff.
That's why we stopped putting foil on the girls. They
stop using that, they're gonna make you amulous. No foil
(11:18):
on the grill.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
We stopped using, like, stop having any sauce, any sauce
that's got like a name brand to it.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
No Chick fil A sauce, No bang bang because this
was what my mama said to me, that life is nasty.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, it's so fun. I'm having a great time.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
But I'm like, I don't even know what you're talking about,
you know, I'm just thinking, just like whatever, Mom, I.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Just I was hoping to put Chick fil A sauce
on my Chick fil A nuggets. Now you gotta sneak it. Yeah, exactly.
Now I'm not I'm not bringing the trash in the.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
House sauce under your You'd be a bad son, and
that's not fair to you.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Sure you know what I'm saying. But honestly, y'all help
me put it all together. Do you have any idea
where your mom got this, because she seems pretty deep. Honestly,
no clue. I can only assume the dumbar housing projects
is where she got that. What I'm saying, Okay, that's
where that theory began. I can only assume the metro station.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
The unfortunate thing with uh with racism in this country
is it took our histories from us and maybe you
could have traced the humongolous back generation after generation, but
instead you have to stop at your mom.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, And that's why I wasn't feeling. I'm like, what
is this even based off what's you talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Damn? Was this like a lifelong like was there a
point where she started interjecting it or is this like
as far back as you I can't remember, there was
a I feel like it was like this like high school.
This if you had to take foil off the grill.
That's big.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
It was.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
And it was I think it was connected to a
change of the income. You know, my parents was doing
a little better. We start going to costco. My mom like, hey,
stop grabbing all that stuff. That's gonna make you humongy.
You know what I'm saying, You're gonna end up humungulus
you keep eating them god damn samples.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And it's crazy because it sounds like humongous. Boy, And
that's what you thought. That's what I was thinking. She's like,
You're like, Mom doesn't want me to have the best foods,
mayonnaise or whatever, right, because you don't want me to
get h She the opposite.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
It was the option because I'm like, what do you mean, Mom,
I've been humongous, Like what's up? Like I'm talking about
the other ways, like trying to make niggas little. Quit
eating that stuff. You're taking that ship they trying to
make you, trying to make your big ass little. I have.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I have a number of follow up questions, first and foremost,
what is she afraid of making niggas live?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
What is the plan? You know?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I think that she And it's like, the truth is
I need to talk to my mom more about this, okay,
because I'm only putting pieces together. Yeah, because it's one
of the things. I'm just letting her say it. And
I'm like, you got it, myma, Really, I ain't fully challenging.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's still your mom. What I gotta do. You can't
press her.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's the hardest part about I think being just a
son of a lady is like you can't There's not
a lot you can do, you know what I mean,
Like you can't just be like you're backwards and wrong,
like it's yeah, that ain't gonna work.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's just who its possibility. No, you just you. You're
a person who believes that if you swallow gum, you die. Yeah,
and I am a person who believes that I have
to keep you alive. So yeah, yeah yeah, so yeah
when me and my brothers all three impact that we
had told her. She had told us all that at
separate times in our lives. Crazy experience. That's hard, yeah,
(14:59):
or maybe it was together. I remember positive we were
on Hate Street in San Francisco, and I remember I
was like, man, I remember when I was little. Mom said,
Mom said if I swallowed gum, I die. And the
other two were like, yeah, she said that to us
a different time, and I don't know what she got it,
but that's that's for a different day.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
That's almost like when you find out that you really
are brothers.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
No, I've never had that experience. Oh you don't. I thought, okay,
I'm looking a connecting way.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you just go No, we're damn we're brothers.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I thought you met like a like a like a
like a funny movie kind of sit. No, no, no,
I wasn't speaking to a Mama Mia type. Mama Mia
is about a white woman.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Buddy, I was just thinking about this movie.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Go ahead, continue, the white woman who has a a
white child. I don't know why I'm making her race
so specific. There's white people.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I thought they were Greek. Well in Europe with it,
that's why you And it's by the beach. That's loose
for what that area is. But she's she. You can
call the Turkey if you want. That's great that I agree.
I agree. Is Papa Pia in that movie?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, there's no Papa Pia, Thank you for asking. It's
based off of a song. That's why it's called Mama Ma,
is what I'm saying. Oh and and in the movie,
she has a kid. The kid gets old enough to
wonder who her dad is, and then it's three dudes
(16:33):
who are like up for grabs for who could be
her father.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Okay, none of which are Papa Pia. They really missed
They did not call him Papa Pea. They really missed out.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
But I was thinking, when it is, how do we
get our mama me off the ground? Let's go, you're going,
what do we do? I was thinking about this yesterday.
How do we get to Mama MIAX this is a
good story. First, make them say, Mama Mia ask Yeah,
(17:09):
it could work, It could work on multiple platforms. Yeah,
to B, I think is what jumps out first.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But answer your question.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You weren't going to HB with us a little That
was no.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
No yet we pitch where we think we have a
landing first, we still read yeah, we still reach out
with answer your question. No, I'm pretty sure white people
are trying to make us all humunculous. Really, okay, I think.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
They would love it if we would love it if
we was all little man, They would love it if
and they got a thousand different ways they trying to
get it, you know what I'm saying, everything but making
us physically little. Yeah, they tried to mentally, emotionally all
those others. But you're right that I'm in they don't
want to.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
You know what's fascinating for me is that my framing
of humunculus. The first time I heard the word was
from Full Metal Alchemists, which is the anime that I
favorite anime arguably of all time.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
What about you? You Hockey show? You hockey shows up
there for me, but I haven't paid attention full Metals
my my, my number one. Okay, I haven't watched any
of these, but and you never will. I might. I
might go upon you one day and be like, hey,
I was bro, you might want to pop out for
a couple of bro. I think full metal would really
uh like it. I think it would do something for you.
(18:22):
You would love it because I know you've eaten acid before.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, oh yeah, Full Metal Alchemist is the most Oh damn,
I just ate some acid.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It's it's feel, it really is like it's mostly about
like the existence or the possibility of God and humans
interaction with God. Like it's it's far more like complicated
and messy than it is like a hero's journey of
like good good versus evils.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I thought it was talking talking about turning base metal
into goal. It's it's like a little piece.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's a little piece. So it's about alchemy. Alchemy, and
alchemy in this world is like being able to create
magic essentially from like a certain science, Like alchemy is
science in this world, and it very much allows them
to like turn a piece of scrap metal into a
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sword and or like turn fucking like wind into fire
by snapping their fingers type a.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Piece of paper into tab of LSD.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah you're really going that as.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I have other hobbies. Yeah, but just in case you don't.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
And you want to fuck around. It's a very good show.
But point being that was my first reference for a
humunculous and in that show, they are not little people.
They're not framed as like small, they're framed that's sort
of like these abnormal humanoid creatures that are creator weirdly
proportioned for sure, but still humanoid. Some of them is
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quite sexy in the show, and they got some adds
up in there. That's the only thing I would because
they don't want us to be finer. That's that's where
it does they want to say.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
And that's why they won't really fully unleash the MultiMate
plan because they haven't figured out how to make us
not fun. Because here's no matter what size, we still
bang because because I feel like if you take me
and you put it all smaller, now it's super fun.
Because because it's easier for us to grow waves, like
it's easier to maintain the waves when you that side.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Fine, it's condensed, it's like concentrated orange. That was like
a fine pressure cooker exactly the pressure bust pipes, and.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You leave that in the middle of Times Square. That's dangerous.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Everybody's getting outside the eminem store acting foolish.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, it's true, man.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, so you from the beginning understand him monkeylists to
be a little uh, a shrunken version of human. Is
there any thing else about humunkeylous that stands out?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Was there was your mother describing any other traits of
a humunkeylus other than just downsized?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah? Just the down sizedness, just a little miss in
the research.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I'm sure you guys have seen in your research, there
is one very particular Oh big dicks. The dick is
still regular sized. My mom did not bring up, but
that it didn't come up because how is that's also
a help?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
It doesn't hurt. It's like you weren't even they're trying
to make us better.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It certainly doesn't hurt.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Everybody's meat looks bigger if they cut six inches off
the top of their head, off the top of their.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, the top of my skull. The ikabah grain cut
my head off. I should have looked, I should have
looked crazy. Yeah, damn, I didn't even notice. He have
no head. It's the most distracting thing from my meat.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
So for you, it was just a shrunken thing.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
But you did show.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
You sent us an image which if you don't mind
holding it up for the camera.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
And we'll send it to Justin so he can put
it up.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, it's edited in. But you sent us an image
that I would I would say lives in my dreams.
Maybe always is safe to say, Yeah, I'm trying to
look at my son man. Yeah, that's that's the one,
just all hog.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
This is this is how you know the government is involved.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
That looks like a drawing on a bathroom wall and
it feels deeply racist.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah. Why his lips as big as it's me.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, it's the two three three parts remain the same.
His big old hands because they were like, no, you're
still gonna do work, and the big old meat and
the big old lips. Yeh, that's that's quite troubling. Everything
else is proportionate.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
And you know what it reminded me of. I sent
you guys another image that's true. Yeah, this is now
it's getting a little deeper. We'll also send this suggested
because we're gonna have to put these up on the screen.
These are important for everybody. Look familiar to anybody. Oh yeah,
the School of Hard Knocks mascot.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Now, as I as an adult man who's paying bills
on time, I start to think there's already a couple
of homunculars.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
In the hood. Oh, like they've been letting them out.
They've been out and were trying to keep them from
the government.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
The government is trying to make us all humunculous, right,
A couple of niggas failed through the were trying to
keep them out the facilities as a testament to black
people though. That's probably why School of Hard Knocks was
always be to your streetwear. We rejected it because I
had one School of Hard Knocks T shirt and I
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felt dumb about it.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Sure, it was not a popular it wasn't cool. It
was not cool. It was it was almost like kind
of like junkie clothes, like crackhead clothes. It felt what
Johnny Blaze turned into. Yeah, it felt like what it
felt like. It wanted to be and won so bad,
but it was and just didn't have what it took
to be. And it was such a clunky Uh, it
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was so clunky. S O HK is not cool.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
They don't really like soak soak what I'm so? Yeah,
it don't feel right, it doesn't. It never felt right.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I felt like it was a lot of off colored sweatsuits,
you know what I mean, like lavender sweat duite, Yeah, lavender.
School of Hard Knocks I remember the teachherts had hell
of words on him, like too many words they were.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
They were long winded, like it'd be big paragraphs.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
There. You go out here dry snitching with the clothes.
You know what I'm saying. That's hey, yeah, I'm not
even gonna hold you. That's my anime. The people who
invented School of Hard Knocks trying to Humunculus into the
black community. They wanted to make us cool with it.
Damn that's nasty. Yeah, it's way better than that show.
What was that? Why you one? How to make it
(25:03):
in America?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
I like this about the jeans, Yeah, but this is
about that. But this Kick Cutty is still in it.
Way more talking from Kik Cutting, which.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We all want. We all want more talking from Kik.
I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
We've all enjoyed the way that Kick Cutty has has
rolled out all of his things, especially as of late.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You're killing it. Kick Cutty. We love what you do. Yeah,
he's back, he back around. Yeah, man, maybe we take
a break. Maybe we just let that settle in. We'll
be back with more. David Moore likes more, Jamal and more.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
My mama told me. And we're also back off of
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that crime. You didn't say it, David, Wow, Jamil.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I did some research on the existence sort of this
conversation of the humunculus, right, the term humunculous originates.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I know this one. You know this one, go ahead,
the nineteen seventy nine Australian film The Road Warrior.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Unfortunately, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I think it is. Maybe you run that movie back,
he says, I am the Great Away and we will
spare your lives. I love that movie. True. Man.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Your ability to pull such specific quotes, it's admirable.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
It's very strange.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
You You you really keep the library of very specific
things that a person said.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
It's funny here, but then it's hard because I got
to live like this. I get that, you know what
I mean. So it's like I go to the bathroom
at four in the morning. Alana's like where you've been?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
And I'm like, I'm been in there, yeah, running lines man.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, just like sister, and she's like, I've been in
there doing a beautiful mind with ship that.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Orlando Brown says, Yeah that's the problem. Yeah, that sucks.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
The term humongolis was born from a Latin word meaning
little person, and then was later evolved who means small,
small artificial human being. First, it specifically meant that it
is about a person who is not born. It is
your your mother is a little off in that you
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were not going to turn into a hu monkey humongolous.
You instead would a somebody would create a small artificial
version of you or your life.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh, can we one thing? Can we get this clear?
Because I am confused? Is it humongolous with a G?
Or is it humunkus? Like uncle, There's there's no G
in it to see. Oh that's my problem that I've
been having this whole episode. I thought you were in
on the bit. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, he's been saying it wrong because that's how his
mother said it.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Oh no, I thought I was saying it right.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, that's why you took offense to my lab. Yeah okay, yeah,
now everything's making I'm glad we could check in I
was just it was going on, and I was like, yeah, No,
I was laughing because I thought you were joking.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh no, I've been Okay, it does. I thought I
could like, oh, man, we get if we get a
raisin production budget, though, I want to make a Yakuba
head out of the real dollship Like yeah, I'm fucking
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with that.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Ye we gonna have ma Mama told me dark and uh,
that's gonna be behind the paywall.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You are gonna want to subscribe.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
It is so.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
It is meaning small artificial human being. It was first
popularized popularized in the sixteenth century out by in alchemic writings.
It is an alchemy based sort of theory, and in fact,
in fifteen thirty seven a dude named Paracelic Celsius wrote
this method.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
A nigga came up with Celsius to drink. No, I
don't think he did either one of those black or Celsius.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
He wrote his method for creating a humannculus, and it
said that the sperm of a man be putrefied by
itself in a sealed cucre bit for forty days with
the highest degree of puture putrification in a I think
it's like, yeah, like a freeze like almost freeze dry petrified.
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Puturified is the word like like word like tree sealed,
essentially vacuum sealed.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Style.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah, forty days and then at its highest putrification inside
of a horse's wound, or at least so long that
it comes to life and moves itself and stirs, which
is easily observed. After this time it will look somewhat
like a man, but transparent without a body. If after
this it be fed wisely with the a carnum of
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human blood and be nourished for up to forty weeks,
and be kept in the even heat of the horse's womb,
a living human child grows therefrom with all of its members,
like another child which is born of a woman, but
much smaller.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Damn son, there was three D printing niggas in the
fifteen hundred. Yeah, they're probably doing crazy stuff. This isn't
a bombination.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
There should be no. I'm not into horse nuts science. Yeah,
this is like even horse nut I'm talking about are
not with horses. I'm not with any of that. The
combo alone is not this is this is honestly, this
is why you need checks and balances. As far. You
can't just be letting scientists just just do stuff. Yeah, man,
(31:42):
that's because he did that. Well, I don't think it worked.
So he did it a few times too. I think
this guy was trying to get away with horse.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Hell yeah he was, so I know it was putrefied
putting that horse. Yeah, right off the line, it's not.
I ain't letting them Future Fine just write it down.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Then I said, hey, tell him, tell him, I let
him get dry. Tell him it was there for ye're
not from today. I'm doing research out here that is
not from today. That's like six weeks old, baby been
in there. Now. I don't even do that no more.
But it looked like Alex Mack. It looked like.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That might have been my son. Honestly, he Future Fine
and the horses come.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
On, man, he's just making up.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
So yeah, yeah, he's like, oh, my son probably did that.
So it's I shouldn't be clear that alchemy is not
necessarily it is a sort of fictional science. It is
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a science that is is imagines right, And so I
think even the alchemists writers of that time, I don't
think are necessarily claiming to be actively doing this ship
as much as they are like, uh, sort of playing
with magic in words and fiction and ship. That said
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much in the way that we've seen with so many
writers historically and creators historically. Sometimes they're writing about real
experiences and real ship and it doesn't It would not
surprise me even for a second if my boy Paracelsus
was fucking horses and then being like, I bet you
make it from nothing in a horse womb.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
YEA.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Now, part of the reason he says that they did
this ship was or that like a monkey would have
been advantageous is because they were like exceptionally gifted at
what they were calling art, which would then lead to
them being able to create more fake humans and more
like giants, odd creatures that that did not exist on
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the earth.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
That Carnival slaves. Carnival slaves absolutely whoa, yeah, whoa, because
I mean I feel like carnies are slaves m hm.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Anyway, But then they and their freaks they wanted more
of that, yeah, And they wanted more of that, and
they wanted that's playing them a little less, yeah, ripping
them off. They starting to get upset. They stronger than Yeah.
Now it's like I don't have to pay you at
all because you're small. Where you're going to go you
have a beard, lady. Yeah, but we make them small,
but leave them lead the meat big because I want
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to see the big mean Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
And people will pay to come see the big meat.
Look out, look out big. We can make a man's meat. Yeah,
but but he can't overpower me even though he's so small. Yeah. Yeah, No,
it's it's it's terrifying. This is a complicated episode.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I think it really made me, uh take a step
back because one of the things that they point to
for modern day like humunculous whatever is this claim that
in Russia they were attempting to create a humunculous and knew.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I don't know why I knew that that's where they
were doing. You knew Russia was the source. It felt
like they could be it's cold, nobody's looking mm hmm
way out Siberia. Yeah, maybe send them to fight Island.
Is That is that where fight Island is. It's not
a fight Island is somewhere else, but in a real
fight island. Okay, they really get it. That's what they're doing.
(35:41):
Like the team UFC.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
That's where you ever see the ones where they gotta
they trying to fight each other in a car with the.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah car ju jitsu car jujitsus, that's them. That ship's crazy.
Fighting in the car is crazy. And then they have
the ones where like it'll be like six dudes versus
one real big guy. Yeah, they're doing all type of
legal lass fight. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
And then they had the craziest one I've ever seen
was when they had a dude who was a drug
dealer fight the person who bought the drugs that still
owed him money.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
See. I don't think that that's the fight I want
to see. I want to see the drug dealer fight
the addicts father. Okay, now now now call up the
draft queens. We got a fucking situation. You know, I
need to see the live bets on that. Yeah. But
also if the drug user is actively on meth or
whatever they're doing, they were not crocodials, super soldier. That's
(36:41):
gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
The drug dealer gave him, gave him that work, I
mean the drug the drug addict gave him that word.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh no, he on the ship, right, We didn't call
him later. He's on this. I just from me.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
In the video, the drug dealer looks like Kingpin, Like
he has like a big, big fat guy, big leather jacket.
He's like in a ring and he's like knuckled up
like this, and like you're like, oh, either he's gonna
catch him quickly and this will be over, or he's
about to get whooked because it's just a true cracket,
like fast.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Skinny, nimble.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
This muffle he jab jab jab jab.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
He go to sleep, jab jab jab. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, moving, he don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
It's a different kind of pace. Yeah, three minutes of
a long time, long ass time. Most street fights don't
go one round.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
No, no, no, they go forty seconds. Tops feel like
a lifetime. Yeah. Yeah, some girl gets in and breaks
it up. Girl. Do you ever see a girl trying
to break up a fight and then get like yeah,
But I've also seen it where she breaks like a
girlfriend like it's me, it's me, look at me. Damn
(37:50):
to call down, Like.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah, it's a real bummer when when it becomes a
moral conversation in the middle of a fight, or when
you're like but then you're also like, damn, they're really
in love, you know, they care about you.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
He really doesn't want him to fight. She was willing
to sacrifice everything to keep That's beautiful. The version I
saw way less beautiful. I get that. We don't got
to get into details. No, no, no, no, this is
a This took a dark turn so.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
In Russia, apparently the claim was that they were attempting
to create a he monkeylist, which was made popular by
a video about ten years ago that started circulating of
a man trying to inject sperm into a chicken egg.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
God damn it, bro, people got a chill.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
It was later proved to be a complete online hoax
that I don't know if it is an online hoax,
and that the man was not injecting the spreading into
the egg. I think it was more just like he
was like, I'm gonna make a list and then he
did that.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
That would be funny if they was like, it turns
out Reddit it's a hoax.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Yeah, we're just trying to get niggas to film themselves
doing fucked up ship man.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
That's what Reddy was.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
One of the things this got me thinking about, though,
was this, what is the need for these additional bodies?
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
We live in a time where there's a surplus of people,
there's a surplus of people.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
People are willing to do clearly all kinds of shit.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
We already have the ability to enslave people, and we
have all, frankly, at this point, all the individuals we
need for war. War is now done by fucking robots
from my hundreds of miles away. We don't need more
warm bodies to necessarily throw at at guns the way
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that we used to. So I'm not even sure that
this has the same necessity that it might have had
in like fucking olden times, where you just needed a
new fucking body.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
To write, right, You needed a new body that you
could control. You needed a crash dummy. Yes, And now
they don't need a crash dumby now people are self
identifying as crash dummy. They're happy to be a crash.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
It's a different time. Yeah, this makes a pretty good much. Yeah,
sell some sell some of them. Videos, the ridiculousness.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Shots fired.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
You could, you could, you could when you said Russia,
I'm thinking space race. Yeah, let's some little niggas of space. Yeah,
niggas that are a little Yeah, put them in there.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Dogs. See what happens, Yeah, see what happens. Yeah, we
don't know I'm not gonna send my wife my mother
in law shout to cool.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
The other part of this that I do think it's
sort of revealed. And as I was reading about this
ship is how much AI is just humuanculous ship?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Oh hell yeah? Fuck buddy boy, do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Like we are just fabricating humanity via the computer.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Now and first eating spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
But yeah, one hundred percent. And we've been pretending this
whole time, like humanculous, that's cursed magic, that's evil. These
motherfuckers were sick. Meanwhile, we're doing the exact same watching it.
We're we're just watching it. What if cities were persons?
And we we go, well, it's not technically a person,
so it's okay that we're doing vile evil ship by
like not real person eats spaghetti.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
God damn it, Langston done did it? Man? You done?
Fucking did it? Nasty? It's the most grotesque ys on Facebook.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Many'll been getting them. It was the fake movie posters.
I haven't been on Facebook since. Listen, I still got
family in the deep in the verbs. I was over there, okay,
but I had to finally leave Doug. They kept making
these like fake Hood movie posters.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Were they good? No, they were awful. He left. He
wasn't Facebook. It wasn't he wasn't addicted to him. I
was just thinking, how much I like to see like
Coming America three see Coming America type of shit it
would be. It would be Coming America.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
It would be this, but it would be like Tracy
Morgan and like Monique is fucking Nelson Mandela.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
They have the one man.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
It was the one for Friday After next to that.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Finally a sequel Friday After next to a sequel for.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Just Friday After Next. They made a fake movie poster
for this, and I got really close to leaving an
angry comment, and I was like, I gotta go, I
gotta go right this. Yeah, what were you gonna say, bitch?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
To say what?
Speaker 4 (42:42):
I don't even know yet, because it's real. I was
just gonna say some straight like yeah it's Christmas again. Yeah, yeah, No,
I know what you mean, because that want to like that,
want to have to like leave that comment, but then
you're scared. I mean I told you about oh you
were in my house with the YouTube thing. When I
told you, I got a high and got mad on
(43:05):
YouTube and left a bunch of comments and then was
worried people could find me, so I changed my YouTube page.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
I saw this. See yeah, they want us to do that. Yeah,
they want us to Ghostbusters too.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
They trying to create like a Ghostbusters too economy where
they just getting paid off of us being angry about it.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Everything's pink Slane. Yeah, man, that's crazy. What were you
so mad at? I think, Oh, I don't mean to laugh.
I really opening up right now, both of these things.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
It's certainly about to be dumb. I want to hear
it as one of those comedy critique videos, like where
they be critique and comedians. Oh. But I was like,
I was like, he's not even American, this guy. You
don't even know what to say anybody's last name. He's
talking about comedy here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
And I was like, you you turned into a weird nationalist.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yeah yeah, I had you out there looking looking not compromise,
and I don't even I'm not even on that.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
It was. It was crazy. It's great, damn, but listen,
we brother, he just got me. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Friday Harlem Night's two poster that Friday after next to poster,
and there's always a sequel.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
The problem is all these sequels are sequels. I want
to see and after next two would be amazing. Yeah, man, and.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
New Line Cinema would never allow it. I'm about to
start commented, like, you know, New Line Cinnama ain't gonna
let you make this.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, brother, they will feel the steam coming off my
they will kill Ricky Smiley so fast before they let
us get a.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
That.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Yeah, they're not letting him get no lines off.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Damn man, that they had come in America to coming
Marl Knight too. It was all two's Jason's other lyrics.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
And it was killing me wetlands, so you just get
wandering weaving.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
I okay, it seems as if we're all in agreement
at the end of this that that humunculous while while
probably not real that they're probably not as a government
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sitting and like trying to concoct people into like weird
little science bodies.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Yeah, it's like I think they're trying it, but they're
just not pulling it off. I've kind of I know you,
I've I've heard you express these feelings where it's like
they're not that smart, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
But they want to be Nazi so bad.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
You know, I think they fucked around with it.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, they try to get some mendola off, but they
can't do it.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Bro if they I know for a fact they've injected
human nut into chicken egg just to see justice.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
For sure, they're doing it monthly. You got to they have,
They have got to. They got to whatever reasons they have,
reasons when they got to maybe get the school system together.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I wish, I wish that's what we would prefer. I
would that's yeah, I think you're taking this as us advocation.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
We have to get that.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
You let me stop pointing at you the boy. You're
gonna want a nut in an egg, and that's your business.
But for me and Jamail, we're not really we ain't
on that, but we understand that you gotta get regular.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Long story show. Yeah, they've tried, and the results was
one humunculus and queens. They couldn't catch whoa. And now
he's the little guy.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Now he's just like a little guy with a flip
hanging out at the basketball court. People will be like
being like, hey, do a flip with the hell with
his hot cock? And every city. It's only like one.
You see, we got one. We gotta do it the same.
Little do that we do that is sick.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
You do that as one of the sickest guys exists. Yeah,
and they can't catch them. They're trying to catch them.
They try and bottle it, but they can't catch them.
They can't get their hands on them. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Good for him, man, free little do that.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
We love you, little do that. We're gonna take a break.
More more jamail more Ma, Mama told me you think
the bigger the booty the finder idiot. And now we
can convince that she walks with you in that big
(48:00):
old booty and all that. It ain't nothing but do
do in there and it ain't nothing but dudes, dudes
in here. We're back. Nice. We got a voicemail. We
have a voice mail we got I think both buncheks
is full of doodoo. By the way, is that yeah?
Speaker 4 (48:22):
Dick Gregory thinks the bunch is too doo dooo reservoirs.
Dick Gregory, hilarious. That's funny. Ben We two doo doo silos.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
We we've talked about this before. He will remain Maybe
the whitest whale that that could have existed for this podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Oh sure, yeah, the Dick Gregory that would have it
would have truly gone. We have put that on TV.
Not y'all have got on like straight up bro television.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Whether we would have had to make it a to
night event, Yeah, we're in tuxedos.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I can see that, Bro. He would have said to us.
It would have changed everything. God, yeah, we we think
about it often, certainly I do. I don't want to
speak for David Himan recently deceeized Quincy Jones.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
Jones whatever he would have said about sly Tyson, whatever
he would have said. Man.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
But so we could get into we could get into
people with dead people we would like to have on it.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
We can get into theory all day. But we did
get a voicemail. I'll play it for us now.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
Hey, y'all.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
My mama told me that white people tend to have
funeral faster because they decomposed quicker and so like they
need to have the funeral within like three to seven days,
and that black people we can like take our time
planning since we ate black people. They might have a
(49:57):
funeral a week after the death. Week. Three weeks, the
hell I've seen four weeks.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
It was a month.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
No, my uncle, he was dead for a straight up month,
and they had the funeral a month later. Dog, I
was the thinking that was two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
For real?
Speaker 4 (50:14):
All right, people, my uncle mouth man for real. But
that's that's really shit. White funerals are quick.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Yeah, I mean, I guess if I think about it, well, because.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
I mean, you know, how many white funerals is anybody
really going to? But I'm sure we all got one
white friend who was like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
God just died. We gotta have a funeral right now.
Like see they not thinking that. It's like I'm thinking
about it, like we get it now. I think my
grandpa was like ninety days or some shit. It'd be
a long time dog four ever. Yeah, yeah, my even
my auntie bet Auntie died a couple of years ago.
Same thing.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
It was like a little bit the Jewish side of
my family. I believe in Jewish religion you're supposed to
bury within two to day. Yeah, if I'm not mistaken,
because they got that crape thin skin. I see, that's
where we get That's where it gets complicated.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
For right, Okay, we're talkatives now. I do think I
do think white people will send to bury faster.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
I worry that if we're ever going to find any
version of unity that ever exists again, we can't tell
them that they bury them their families faster, because they're
gonna melt.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Man. You want to at some point, you right, at
some point we.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Have to reach across the aisle at least a little bit.
We have to put our hand out, you know what
I mean. We don't have to be We don't have
to serve.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
We don't gotta. We don't gotta. You don't gotta say
that out loud. You get there, you keep that back there.
Of course that's why. Yeah, maybe, of course when this
said it, I go and it makes us to me,
keep it to me, right. I started doing my status.
I was like, I better get six months before they
(52:08):
have to put me down.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
And I started doing I started doing my stats, and
it was shorter.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
It was shorter.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
I said to myself, Oh boy, I said, oh boy,
maybe if you put this speech in a brown bag,
you can get a few extra days out of it.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
But but no, it's not gonna work out the way
i'd like Personally.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
I also think that the nursing no not excuse me,
not nursing on the funeral home industry probably one of
the most racists, probably right up there with car sales.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Yea, and of this nature. I think they definitely up
charge us for putting people on the earth.
Speaker 4 (52:52):
Just like from Shot to Hennessy. They charging us more.
They're making us wait for headstones. All the headstone ain't
gonna be ready for right four weeks.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
We can't. Oh, we can't spell Johnson r R. We
ran out of HS. It feels I can't.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
I can't spell the old what's the black ass last
name Edwards? I can't spell Edwards. The W broke on
my my laser cutter. It's gonna be about three four weeks. Yeah,
I think the funeral home industry, damn listen, A black
on the funeral home A lot one hundred percent DOUG,
which is listen, man.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
A couple of them been put in place so they
can move wet throughout the community.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Yeah, they're selling PCP out the funeral homes kid all
the obviously because that's where it is.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
So that's just you know, crime of opportunity.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
But the opportunity is being placed by them. Up there,
they dropping down the embalming fluid to us, were like.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Sure, saying all the time. Ronald Reagan dropped off that one.
Speaker 4 (53:55):
Hundred percent man at the bus stop, and it's all
you know, Yeah, sure, maybe maybe white people, maybe white
sells break down like wet cardboard.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Maybe they do, maybe they don't. But I also think
and funeral homes is.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
And I think I think to that point it does
lead me to a bigger feeling, which is like, at
the end of the day, part of the reason black
people and brown people do not bury their families as
quickly is because of resources, because of often people. Yeah,
but I think we don't know none of them. I
think the population understands them through their wealth, not through
(54:38):
their poverty.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
Right, So every white person that talked to me got
to have at least eighty grand in their bank account.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
You can't even talk to me if you got under that.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah, we don't know enough about the way that poor
white people are living. In some ways, it's probably identical
to poor black and brown people. End of the day, though,
you take away enough resources, it makes it hard for
me to bury my family. And I bet to your point,
you up charge me the entire time that my family
is in holding.
Speaker 3 (55:05):
Right.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Oh oh yeah, oh it's a it's a fifty dollars
a day, don't shoot.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
It's like you had the container.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
Now you already had the cold.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
Oh you want them to wear Jordan's. That's an extra
hunt because we got our own. We got our own
dress shoes. We like they give you a ship, we
gotta charge extra. I got charge exit for my own shoes.
Yeah yeah, yeah, they his shoes. Yeah, but well we
got a lot of It's like the Bowling Alley thing
where we got our own.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
And the truth is we should do just be parent
putting people in the dirt naked no box.
Speaker 1 (55:38):
I do kind of think that too. That really isn't
It's just like it was like it was like when
you get uber eats form McDonald's and they got all
that paper and you're like, hey man, we could have
done this with three less bag. You have to do that.
You know what I mean? This is this is actually
much better if I to breakfast, Bree. They do like
to put the McDonald's in the Bloomingdale's bag so much.
(55:58):
Why did they do that? Don't know?
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Man, it's crazy to make you feel like you didn't
order McDonald's.
Speaker 4 (56:03):
Yeah, and then and then the drink is going to
get spilled, all of this stuff to hold this drinking place.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
And McDonald's cold. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
No, there's still McDonald's employees the whole time.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Just because you put it in a big bag doesn't
make it not McDonald's level work.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
Yeah, well I think we did it. This is a
pretty good episode. I feel this is fun. Shout out
to Papa Pia. Shout out to Papa Pia Jamel.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
Could you tell the people where they can find you
what cool shit you got going?
Speaker 4 (56:33):
You can find me at Broccoli House on Instagram for
a limited time. Who knows when I pulled the plug
on that once I say, I don't like I probably
just yanked.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
But I'm over there. I'm over there, And if you
see me on threads, don't even look twice. Just you know.
I might be there, I might not, and ship I
ain't nowhere else? Oh New Year's Eve, DC and profib okay,
Hell yeah, what you got cool? Got Joke City seven
on Instagram? Can you just watch my special on YouTube?
Birth of a Nation with a g Oh, every First
(57:04):
Tuesday every month in Los Angeles. That's what I got.
A little show called Fresh Produce me and Garrick Bernard
was listing yea blind barber Highland Park. We up North,
All right, this niggas in the mountains right, Let's go beautiful.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
You can follow me at Langston Kerman on all social
media platforms.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
You can see me on tour.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
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and Grand Rapids. It's coming up. Please buy them tickets
at Langston Kerman dot com. If you want to send
us your own voicemails, your own call us at A
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(57:48):
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Speaker 3 (57:55):
Well.
Speaker 1 (57:55):
I think I'm looking forward to cracking up.
Speaker 2 (57:58):
I hope I can, like you crack up, so I
haven't like totally cracked up in a long time. My
Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big
Money Players Network and iHeart Podcast.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Creetd and hosted by Langston KRK, co hosted by David Bori,
Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Olivia Aguilon. Co
produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Kopfon,
music by Nick Chambers, artwork by Dogon Kriega.
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