March 4, 2025 • 60 mins
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Can you get sick if it's cold outside and your hair is wet? Langston and David talk with Jay Jurden (The Problem with Jon Stewart) about this classic old wives tale and David's infatuation with "old wive tale". Plus, we get to the bottom of Mike Bibby's cultish antics.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Do you know, Justin Guarini, does that make sense? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fuck you, now, fuck you. We're not gonna We're not
gonna do that. That's crazy. That's crazy, that's wild. We
didn't even know we Justin Guarini had to come out
as black halfway through the American Idol season so that we.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Would even take about bunnet warm. Justin Guarini came out
as black, and black women still said, but my baby Kelly.
Black women still went, you know, like Kelly, she's built
like a real one.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Black women were like, good for you, young man, move
out of Kelly's way. She's got a big final number.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
That's nice for you. Look like bright now, yeah, good
little miss Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Chip singer.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Racist the.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Money turkey stuff. Can't tell me.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yup yup, yup bang bang bang skeep skeep skeet.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
There it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
The podcast will be dive deep into the pockets of
black conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Means, and we finally worked to prove that Mike Bibbi
is in fact going to be the subject of season
three of the Vown he made a bunch of light
skinned men tattooed the dime on their inner thighs.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Ten team dime, team.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Dime, and then take slave little like captives pictures, not
like field slaves, but like Russian girls like.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, they all look like they got taken in.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
And they're taking pictures showing their lower back tattoos.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Same team, dyme. This is a criminality that needs to
be brought to justice.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
What's your personality of Mike Bibby? Is your cult leader
where you're like, that's the guy?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Come on, I thought he was sick the whole time
I thought this was I thought this was just some
man's make a wish to get to play NBA basketball.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He looks like he's slowly being erased, like.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
He's barely he's barely there. The boy you don't worship
that you certainly don't tattoo it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
He's really more of a shade than a man.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, these boys getting tattoos on their goots for Mike Bibby. Man,
Fuck no. James John Jason Williams was the coolest guy
on that team, and Chris Webber was who you would
you would admire the most. You don't go for fucking
Mike Bibby.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
He's to your cult leader. I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm Langston Kerman, I'm David Boy and we're talking. We're
hot into it and our guests today, I'm so excited
for our guests today. He did a live show, our
only official live show of my mama told me, and
he was fucking phenomenal, as he always is. He's so funny.
You know him from the problem with John Stewart on
Apple Plus TV? Is it Plus? I can't remember Apple Plus?
(03:28):
Is that the network? It's Apple related? You'll figure it out,
you pieces of shit. He also he has amazing comedy
clips all over Comedy Central. He's so funny. Please give
it up for our guests. Mister j Journey, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He ya?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Fuck? Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
How you I'm good? I mean the person I would
follow Chris Webber told me to do something I can
do that. I easily do that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You knows right now? Let me be clear. Are you
all saying you would still follow Blotty even after the
disaster of him being GM and Sacramento.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yes, you want to know something, Yes, and here.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
He's running a cult, not a business.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, I'd still be able to get some fun stories
from Uh. I mean, we gotta support listen, we gotta
support Eastern European skill players. Like it's listen, he.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Man, I'm a Denver Nuggets fan. Keep keep talking, keep.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, Blondie Devo well before I would ever ever follow
Mike Bibby. Also, was it was it Jack Mike Bibby
or was it regular Mike.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Bib It was playing regular Mike Bibby.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hold on, let me, I'm gonna drop the I'm gonna
drop the picture of the chats.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Also, I know this is my next question. So are
they saying that they are dimes? Are they talking about assist?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I think it was they were like team assists because
they were assisting.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I think I think they were the boys that assisted.
The King of Assists was the implication of of the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh that makes sense, like he's in the Dimes, because
it's definitely not.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Like it feels like they called him dying, do you
know what I mean? Like like that was their fun
little nickname for him because he was just so nasty
with the Dimes, that that he was team dying, that
they were team dying.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Hold On, Yeah, you gotta take a look at it.
It's weird, and we'll throw it up. We'll throw up
in the videos, so everybody, everybody. They're also like in
a hallway. It's not properly lit.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, my only my only question is that, like when
that kind of stuff comes out, what do you respond with, Like,
you know, like the want Dixon stuff is coming out now,
Like this is like weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's what I'm saying. You need a documentary.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It looks like a backpage listing.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You can't just you can't just look at this picture
in twenty twenty three, knowing what we know about about
histories of fucking sex cults and weird control of other people,
and not look at this team dim shit and go
something the fuck was up here.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's how I felt when I read the article in
O four.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I was like, this is weird, bro, Yeah, this is
this is like a half step away from when B
two K or no not B two K. Yeah, they
had that that iMX had to take that naked picture together.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh that that's before all the Chris Stokes stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh they were doing that back when they were just
being abused by a different man.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
This is no.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I thought that was Chris Stokes that was behind the
camera on that one.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
But I know I thought Chris Stokes was like Marcus
Houston's age, like he was abusing Rasby and the other
little fiends because they were younger. This wow. Can I
say something. A lot of people will say that there's
not actually enough representation. I would say when it comes
(07:14):
to black cult leaders and older black men taking advantage
of young black people, and I want to say good
on them, not for touching the boys, not for not
for grooming the boys, but for breaking with the stereotype.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
There's not a ton of it. It's like Africa, Bambarda,
who else?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh Bambada.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I mean don't like to talk about it. I know
we don't like to.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I mean, okay, we already send the email, send the
email then, okay. But this is also this is like
a sub my mama told me, because a lot of
black parents will be like, you know, white, those older
white men be touching you, but older niggas be touching.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
By all the time. I mean, it's really equality.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It really speaks to.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
We are five minutes in.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I do think it really speaks to a generation of
black women working really hard to protect their own even
in the face of fucking uh raping children. It truly
was like them. Yeah, I didn't have to say it. No, listen,
I put the cream cheese on and I didn't spread
(08:30):
a bit, you know what I mean. It just it
just sat where it's at. And I apologize to everybody.
But but the point being, I think it's just women
being like, well, not ours, but men be doing stuff.
White men watch out, and it's like, tell me everything,
ma'am right.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I think I know if I'm going to put this
on women.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I think I'm more acknowledging their strength than I am
putting it on them as blame. But but sure, make
me a monster, David.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, it's not to me. Here's the thing, it's not
that it's it's not that like it was. It was
like the black community's fault for not saying that like
molestation existed. I truly think it was like it was
moved from priority number one to like priority number three
for them because it was like racism, misogyny. Oh ship,
(09:28):
who I leave with the kids?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh yeah, the houses, the house is on fire. There's
a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You gotta say, somebody has to be left with the kids.
Therefore that they're just learning to dance. This motherfucker makes
music that's perfect to pop lock dude, we can't examine
this anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I also, I would also argue that like head coaches
basketball coach his sports figures. Since we're talking about Mike
Bibbie and I brought up the Wane Dixon thing, that's
a particular kind of trust and brotherhood and like kind
of eternal order where like you you are as a
(10:14):
as a single mother, as a mom, you would also
be like, I don't need it. That's you know, someone's
teaching these boys how.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
To be men. Yeah no, I don't think you don't
remember think that the blind Side went bad?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wow, like okay Michael or yeah great, But you don't
think there was like five times where they were just
fucking that kid.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Fuck Okay, now you say kid, And that's what makes
it bad. But that is the part that makes it back.
But if it's just a white Southern couple who wants
to cook, who wants to be cooked by a larger oh,
that's just man with sec dreams.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's just.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
And I say, as a person spent a lot of
time as Mississippi Uti who's Alabama, baby.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yo o may just kind of a nice deal. It
was just like, hey, every now and again, I gotta
go upstairs. Watch we won't talk about it downstairs.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
The bad part is the fetishism and the dehumanization of
black bodies. The good part is did he get a
hot meal? Did he have gas in it?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Did starting at Clemson? Listen, somebody had to get him
through that red shirt year. That's all I'm saying as
you end up starting to live in a university.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
That if you're out there and uh and you're being sued,
the law offices of Jorden and Borri are here to
represent you with what I would argue is uh is
real sound long? You know, they seem to be coming
at you with real.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Legal legal that's legal. That's legal. Wife, you can move somebody,
and who's your wife? That's not against the law.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, okay. So this so the mic bibi stuff happening
at Arizona kind of makes it seem a little bit
more like it was like, you know, when people all
jerk off kind of around the same area, you.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Know, Yeah, sure you go in the woods and.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Once again, another once again, another ma Mama told me
that my Mama didn't tell me my friends. Mama told me.
It's the whole discrepancy between like groups of young white
boys will jerk off together, groups of young black boys
would just like, we'll pass the point around and we'll
be like, oh, make sure you go to page blah
blah blah, and the book will also be like, man,
I already see your dick. I seen your dick enough.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, there's all I ever jerked off with nobody.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Never even I never even was asked to be completely honest.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
When I said that, Like what was wrong with me?
When I said that, I fully expected y'all to be like,
what the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't you
know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
No, it's truly. I think it's like sometimes people are
very bored in suburban communities. I think there's also like
a level of exploration of queerness, but with never having
to state that outright, because like you kind of you
want to know where people measure up. If you've never
been in the locker room, you've never been in a
(13:18):
shower situation, it's like, that's you know what black you
know what black people I won't say all black people,
but what black kids did in my school instead of that,
like you would nut check people.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Or even like if someone ever bent down to pick
something up, you'd go and like pretend like you're getting
sloppy toppy from them, Like we but that's what I'm
We engaged in a communal group sexualized activity that wasn't
as explicit right it was.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
There is something that was very juvenile about that, what
I mean, but also like getting together and jerking office
also seems fair. Damn, I'm blowing up.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No man, two phones over here.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Mike baby knows Mike Bibby like, hey, wash your mouth.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It took him a long time because those big, clunky
muscles make it hard to but he finally found you. Yeah,
I feel like we used to. We used to walk
around the entire school like slapping each other on the
ass as hard as we possibly could. I think that
was like a bit that we would do if like,
you're talking to a girl and then I would like
(14:39):
come up and like, yeah, slap you real hard and
you scream out in front of a lady.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Okay, there was one This comes from my high school.
There was one story. I wasn't there when it happened,
but we were people smacking asses a lot a lot
of people players were smacking ass. Someone smacked another football
players and his response was that was kind of song.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Oh okay, sad.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, I didn't expect that ass to be that SONGD
was you got a smooth butt? Yeah? That was when
that happened, everyone was like, what's going on? I will
say also, we had an extremely an extremely progressive girls
basketball team. We had like two or three state championships.
Tons of out studs while we were there. Oh, I
(15:31):
mean like I'm talking about studs going.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
To prime face.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
But I will say, I will say it seems like
you can be a stud if you're a champion, do you.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, Like, even in an era of major homophobia in
violence against you know, lesbians and gay men alike, if
you're a champion, you good.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah. The only way you can beat homophobia is if
you also beat Callaway.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, okay, Wednesday, and then you get to eat KOUCHI.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Look, you gotta celebrate. How you celebrate, that's not for
me to decide. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No. Whatever you want
to do with that trophy, that's your business. But but
you ain't doing it with a second place trophy, and
I'll tell you that much. All right, we can't keep
fooling around this is. This is too much silly. Before
we've even gotten to the thing. You came to us
(16:28):
Jay with a conspiracy theory. I guess conspiracy theory is
probably a more technical definition for what this is, although
I think it had almost it borders on the like
old wives tail energy, if that makes sense. It has
like old wives tail moon rising inside of this ship.
(16:49):
But you said, my mama told you love that one.
Just old wife tale.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Him tail in the in the in the colloquial.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I understand black tail magazine.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, you were, you were talking about ain't this is?
I got it all right.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
In general, you're not really the whole.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
But just you go, I know, boy, pretty well, you're
talking about the whole.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I celebrate the entire cat.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
All right. Well, you said, my mama told me you
will catch a bad cold if your hears wet.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yes, So I think that this is There are multiple
prongs to this. So, first of all, it deals with
black mothers never wanting their black children to look like
white children in public. So you don't ever want your
child to have wet hair outside like that's when a
(18:02):
black mom does not want you to be outside with
your hair web. They just don't want it. Even at
the pool, they'll like dry your hair off, like I'm
going back in, I'm gonna this is a game? Is
this this is the thought exercise, but let's go. So
that's the first thing. The second thing is that I'm
from Mississippi, like southern and this kind is cross cultural.
(18:25):
Southern people truly think that that cold air is poisonous
and the air at night is poisonous. They will like
wrap up babies to protect them from the night air.
The same air five hours ago, sure, but they'll be
like that night air, I don't want to get on
(18:46):
this baby, it's just blowing.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
In the country. Right Chicago would make sense to me,
there was there.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Was an entire show call in the heat of the night.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I honestly think the air turns off in Mississippi after
a certain hours.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
And the and the third thing is like I think
people thinking that cold air and cold hair leads to
death is truly connected to William Henry Harrison. Now it's
he's a president who apparently didn't wear a coat or
was kind of wet on his inauguration day and then
(19:27):
he died a few days later. But here's the thing,
he also was an old white man in the eighteen hundreds.
That is never just taking into account. That's what I'm
so like, all these things combined so that like black
mothers would be like make sure you got some in
your head, make sure you make sure you're hair and wet.
(19:50):
And there's like kind of like an additional part of it,
where like you also, as a little black boy, I
couldn't grow my hair out. I think I didn't. I
wasn't able to grow my hair until twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, you guys weren't allowed to grow your haird I've.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Had this haircut. I've had the same haircut since I've
had haircuts.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Now, Langston, Langston, your privilege is showing right. I used
to have to get to even Stephen One even all
over or or I can get it. I just got it.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I just wouldn't got it.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I could get it. I could get like a fade,
but even that was like what you trying to you know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
That's neither see. I think, well, if I may, I
think it was that my mom, while while at points
was a single mom, she always had a like a
step dad, like I always there was, she was always
remarried to someone, and at that point she was excited
(20:52):
for us to have bonding time, which meant that like
I didn't have a mother in a barber shop dictating
my hair. I had a nigga who who didn't really
give a fuck what my hair looked like dictating it.
So I was like, I want this, and he's like, yeah,
the boys, they you want that.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I got to grow up. I think I got to
grow like some modicum of an afro for a little bit,
and then my grades start to dip and my mom
instantly connected.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
To all your brain cells, it's growing out your damn scout.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It was. Do you understand the punishment? Okay, I don't.
I never want to sensationalize things as a comedian, but truly,
that's like a horror scene for so many people of
other races. It's being forcibly shaved. Yeah, right, it that's
(21:55):
like what happened. That's like what happened to Anne Hathaway's
character in lay Miss and You, the dying of tuberculosis,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
And that was the worst thing that was happening to her.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
That's what I was going through. That it happened in
Aliportman's character and beepa vendela that.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it just happens black boys every
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Well you should have snitched? Is I think the argument here.
I think you should have told on your mother and
then you could have gone to a nice group home
where they'll never shade.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I'm supposed to call the cop with the same haircut
as me. I'm getting abused.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Look at me.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I look like a fool. I know about you, but
I was. I was threatened with the cops all the time.
I got a lot of call the cops. Call that
was that was my call, CBS call.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Black disciplinarian is so aware of response time.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah, oh, sure of what they can get away with
before somebody shows.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
That's the one part of racism they can leverage. They go,
they gonna come here.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Okay, you think you think they're gonna come here and
then be able to figure it out from your little
inarticulate asser. You think you're gonna be able.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
To explain hip hop.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
What's happening to you? He's not gonna give up.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Just a black mom saying, who do you think they'll believe.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I have a job. You're in that weird not cute
stage where your teeth airt are killed in who are
you gonna tell.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Eleven years old? Haven't grown in your nose yet?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Matter of fact, take that plaint off. It's your mom
becoming bill O'Reilly fat Albert and the gang? What kinds
of gang?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh man? That was the weirdest era of.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You know what, I wrote it all the way to
the end.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You have some did you write it all the way
to like the Harlem Globetrotters. That dog? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
That whoa?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I went to Muhammad Ali Fubo.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Got a Mark Echo shirt on right now, And.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You know what's fucked up is that's what I switched
to after I made it past Platinum Fuboo was. I
was like, no, I'm an Echo man now, and.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
White guys they co opted that too quick.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Also, that man was making shirts we really couldn't wash.
Yo was swayed.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
And we didn't have the technology back then.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Your ship would look bugged out so fast. Fucking Echo Man.
I always I always assumed you were like a Mecca man,
But maybe I.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Wore Mecca too. I wore Mecca too, but not Mecca
was more expensive at the time. Was once Platinum, Fubu
and and fucking Echo and Sean John. All of those
could be founded at like a Value City or goddamn
Marshalls And.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, you remember when you would go to Marshalls and
you'd find like the Shawn John and you'd be.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Like, yeah, I gotta look around, like, yeah, this this
can't be that defective.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I actually don't need the matching bore pants, but this
jacket going.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, John, you're away with a bunch of this ship.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
If you have the jacket, the pants are assumed to
be at home. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I also remember when Denham became so shiny, yeah, shiny denim, Like,
how boy there.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Did you ever overshoot the shiny denim? I got my
mom to buy me some.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I did, I think, And if I couldn't, because I
identify with this so much, I think if I could articulate,
what I think the mistake is is that when you
are a kid who's not allowed to buy shiny denim
and you only get one pair of shiny dinim pants,
you think you have to get the shiniest denim possible,
(26:15):
and the reality is what you want is just that
that dark denim would shine too.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Because I had no tops for it. Yeah, are on
top of this shiny fucking dinnim.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You're sitting there with silver fucking pants on. There's no
options on the bus.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Worried, worried, worried about what's gonna happen when I get off.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
This was a mistake, But I can't tell anyone this
ship was Damnar Platinum.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
It was like I can't I close my eyes and
I see it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I spent twenty minutes putting a crease in this. I
can't walk away from what this is.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
The other part is, oh, man, I wore it this week.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Fuck careful while Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I hit him with it though I had it on.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
That was that was the hardest part about pants was like,
damn if I hit it on Monday, is Thursday? Crazy? Yeah?
Nuts crazy?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
My T shirt was long. Maybe they didn't see which
one disease word?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
And because like I mean, as when you know people
are gonna notice, you always go, I gotta watch it
drive my house. You ain't gonna watch it dri you
have something? Yeah, like listen, I want you guys to
know I'm not without memes.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I just don't know this, you know what.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I needed a block schedule.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
That's not that is it? That is it?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I used to blame it on being a child of divorce.
So yeah, I was at my mom's crave, so I
had to and we ain't have no other outfits, so
I could double up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
But the other thing that would happen is that like,
so I had like a pair of of bows, and like,
if if you have like, you're once again any sort
of pants to stand out. So I had like my
red straps on my bows.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You have the red strap, so that's a good boat.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
But guess what I wore them that week. I can't
do it again. It's too memorable because because the first
day ever is gonna be like what.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
You just need one and as one person to be like, hey,
didn't you have those like.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
And that person that they always know when it's the
quietest and the most and the most people are around
the way.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I remember in junior high because I went to a
crazy junior high and then a very white high school.
I remember in junior high a couple of kids being
dubbed like jabo kids. But you know what, I'm saying like, oh,
you know, he's always got those dusty ass green jabos on.
It's like, that's a that's a faith.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
There was a pair of Fubu sweatpants that I wore
often enough that that my friend Josh Miller came up
to me and was like, hey, niggas are talking about
how much you wear them pans And then I never,
I like, was wearing them like goddamn every other day probably,
and he was like, hey, bro, they're talking about it.
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I was like, all right, yeah, yeah, no, it was bad.
Josh was a hero at that time.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah no.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
And to be honest, I don't know that he wasn't
laughing in my face when he told me, but he
told me not in front of everyone. And that's where
the hero. So Jay and and God have we drifted
on this?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
We're's work?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Jay, could you tell us before we go to break?
Could you tell us a little bit about how much
you believe? Because your energy is giving off you, you're
not bought into your conspiracy theory. But is there any
chance that you do, in fact believe in this Cold
hair leads to or wet hair rather leads to cold's theory?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I think that germs lead to cold. I think the
virus lead to cold. I think, but I have to
say it. I was again pertaining to the news over
the past six months as a black person in New
York who sometimes in Brooklyn. I have to say this
plainly and explicitly. I think viruses lead to disease. I
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think germs lead to disease, various infections, pasages and whatnot.
I don't think wet hair leads to disease. I think
wet hair leads to cold ness, to you feeling a
bit cold, because you can feel a bit colder. I
think that people associate a lot of stuff with the
cold because it's going on around the same time, and
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they'll be like, oh, I'm cold. You know, people really
think I'm cold. Now I'm going to have a cold,
And I'm like, no, you're you're temperature wise, you're cold.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
My issue my brain with you.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I know, but your body, but your heart.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
My heart, because man, I just I lived in Washington
and sometimes you'd be out all day in the cold,
all all rainy and ship like that, running around, and
then you would get home and you would be sniffling
like I don't know, I don't I don't. I don't
think it's just cold hair, but I think a day
spent wet will fuck you up.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I don't like being cold and wet. I think being
cold and wet is the worst combination.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It's terrible, it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
It's one of the few things that could break me. Like,
I will give up secrets.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Okay, you get the bottom of my pants wet. I'll
tell you all if.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I get watering my socks, I get watering my socks.
Oh my god, I'm telling I'm telling everybody, I'm gone
if I get watering my socks.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I got water in my socks today walking home from
the barbershop, and it was pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
No, I'm he did.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Your socks. You're not You didn't sit through that.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
No, No, I was walking home so I had to
get home first.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Let's take French foot now, wet socks, that could lead some.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay, So that so you okay, So that's just who
So you're like, we're like, head, absolutely not your But.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
I'm saying like, okay, I'm saying the moisture in the foot,
if maintained in a swampy environment, will lead to athletes
foot or like a rash okay in Vietnam.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I had clean sot this is It wasn't crazy like that.
It wasn't my feet are clean. I had clean socks on.
I just stepped in a post a snow puddle and
it was cold for about fifteen blocks. It wasn't that.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I listen listeners at home, David just held up his
foot and it is a rich green. It is tough
to look at me on this.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
DDP yoga and I'll be able to pull my foot
up and show you it's goods.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Stop taking away black people's feet.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I'm saying that is the thing for me. All Right,
we're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more
J Jurden and more. My mama told me, Yeah, boy.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Welcome back to my mama told me the podcast where
we are currently discussing whether or not cold makes me sick,
and it's it's a divided house.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
We specifically because we've proven wet foot, hoping to bring
it up in wet wet foot has been seems like
it seems like it's more widely believed. I'm I'm still
on the fence on wet foot, but you two, you're crazy.
(33:58):
I think I think wet foot is is a little
more complicated than we're making it seem. But that said,
wet hair is divided Jay Jay saying Nay, this is
foolish and and and just old wives tales from from
black mamas, and David being like, my black mom ain't
never wrong, I believe, No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I would have to text her. I don't even know
what her her paint on it is because my mom's
not a water mom at all. Like she made sure
I had swimming lessons, but I don't think I've even
seen my mom in a hot to. I mean, I'm trying.
She does, she does, she stays like I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
There is something also too. I think Black people of
a certain age they also just don't like to get
wet in general. So this is another aspect that we
need to investigate. I'm not gonna say it's because of
civil rights hoses, but I'm not gonna say it's not
not because of civil rights hoses.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I mean it goes farther because I'm African right, and
people say corner people might tribe specifically, they say we're
afraid of water.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Wow, that's like y'all weakness, because yeah, y'all are like
those aliens and sign on all. We're strong, proud people,
but they flash you with a couple of water. Your
face is gonna sizzle. That's what it's like.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I have, I have, I have, not to brag. I
got some property in Africa.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I keep needing.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I need my cousin or somebody to come out and
look at it. And corner people are afraid of water.
So it's like only a few people in my family are.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Willing to go out and look at Damn. That's wild.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Yeah, you shouldn't sit that on the podcast now.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It's truly. If you're trying to buy property in cier Leon,
go crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I'm gonna no fuck buy. I'm gonna show up. There
was six super soakers and uh and colonize that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
You're gonna be you want to be the Columbus.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah, No, it's just Cono people. The other people, Timmy
and Mende and everybody. Everybody else is not afraid of
It's just hard people.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Hey, y'all got to have a little section and guess
who's about to become the king of Cono town.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
To that, I said, they're not They're not the fire nation.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
You can't, like, I know, because that means they ain't
gonna be able to fight back. I'm about to bust
they ass man, we'll super soakers like okay.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
But like you know, when I talk about hair getting wet,
that's like that's like truly like a black trigger for
a number of reasons. Yeah, like it returns. But I said,
don't you feel like for women more so than men? Yeah,
because we ain't really rocking conks the way we used to.
No one on the podcast has a slick back. Leston
(36:58):
might get one, I will.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I will say that is the dream is to know
it is I get to an age where I decide
to just change direction on my hair.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Wants to know is karate and rock of cock.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Come on, Okay, this is the funnest actually very this
is actually very your name because you know who does
brush your ship back?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
T J.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Holmes.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Come on, and I'll say this, that's a handsome motherfucker
who deserves No I'm joking, but but no, I think
he looked cool before you started acting up with that
white lady.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
He was man brushing your hair. Bag.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
That is it's the craziest ship.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Williams and then everybody else.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, you can't just be doing that. You's a wild thing. Man.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I'm gonna be real with you. I be that guy
when the time comes, I'm going back words and I'm
not even going But how straight is your hair?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
If you grow it up?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
If I grow it out? It's it's very curly. It's
like but it's like, but it's is it?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Is it like?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
You know what I It's not. It's not a number
and a letter. It's not tight little coils. It is
like big like it is you know, it's somewhere in
the the spectrum of like a who's the right, uh cop,
It's it's Corbin what was his name? Corbyn Blue? It's
(38:32):
gonna it's gonna Corbin Blue, you know what I mean. Well,
let's let's unpack this officially, right, because because the conspiracy
theory is still on the table, and and I did
some research, so let's just say this. I'm gonna be
as forward about this as possible. According to nearly everything
I've read, having wet hair does not, in fact, in
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any way cause you to catch a cold or make
you more sick.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, but what internet? On the white Man's Internet? That's
you that's your first problem.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, this is unfortunately, this is still white man's Internet
that I'm I'm reciting back to you. So it does
have its s faults.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
But yes, you gotta use one of those beads and
ask Rio, you gotta do you know your beads that
you got your bes on? How are we supposed to
locate you? Well, so, so that's a movie all about
black people's hair getting wet. All the theme here's okay,
(39:33):
the theme of Wakanda forever.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah, man, are we doing this because I have some feeling.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Listen, I'm listening. I'm gonna let you. I'm gonna let
you kick it off and then and then our weigh
in depending on the circumstances.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Oh okay, well this is what I can say. I
love this source material. I ultimately enjoyed the film. But
it is funny that that a stereotype that has been
leveraged against the so much was a central plot point
to the movie. It was I have a job about it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I have a joke about it. You could just swim.
That's how you defeat the Wakanda. You just he just
swam in there. And they were like, what is this
magic funck? Bro. Come on, that's a.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
God. He also flew into He flew and.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
He came in with all his swimmers, and that was
what happened the first time. Here's what I'll say. I
think they they worked the hardest on that film, on
that monologue, and then they they figured out the rest.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I've been anti Black Panther for a while.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Wow, They'll see here's something. Some people in my life
have recently seen the first one and they were like,
did I need to see other stuff? And I was like, maybe,
I don't know. It was we were we were swept
up in the moment. Don't get mad. Just watch it
the way I watched it with my eyes from back.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
I can't. I'm too African. The whole movie I watched,
they had this magic rock that made them better than
the rest of the Africans, and they kept being like,
but if we didn't have this rock, then we'd be
like the rest of them. I'm the rest of them.
Pretty good guy.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I Wowy did not really investigate that because I was
caught up in the diaspora part of it. But that
is that they were so close that the proximity is wild.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
It's crazy now they weren't. They weren't being very kind.
The the wakandans and and all.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I'm saying, go see the Woman King. That's all I
got for you.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
The Woman King was good. I enjoyed it. A lot
of a lot of good karate kicks. But but karate karate,
we're doing something similar.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
I don't know you just I love any any martial
art being described as karate.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Oh it's a catch all term for sure.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
I certainly don't think I'm going to do the research
to figure out what your respective martial art is in
the ate you do karate.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Yeah, when Langston becomes a man of a certain age
who starts combing his home his hair back, he's going
to be a karate man.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
The chuck's on him right now.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
There's right there, Jay Jurden, I am. I'm I'm not
lying to you all. I'm going to I'm going to
brush my hair back. I'm going to buy a nice gee,
and I'm going to drink oolong Like I don't. I
don't think that this is.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
This is just a reminder of all the listeners. If
we do hit one thousand subs on the YouTube, Langston
does have to drop that that numb chuck video.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Well, I'm glad you brought this up because we got
to know, and I'm sorry to do this in the
middle of our riveting conversation Jay, but but it's worth
noting that before you got on today, BORI I should
give you some backstory. I have numb chucks, I've never
learned to use them, and I promised, based off of
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Bory's suggestion, that at a thousand subscribers for our YouTube channel,
I would give a a nunchuck tutorial to all the
viewers that wish to see that. Bory recently admitted hours
ago that he bought a harmonica during pandemic expecting to
learn to play harmonica, and has not yet even cracked
(43:34):
the box on his harmonica.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
And we are now I've opened it. It's open, it's
been open.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
None of this matters because we are now instituting that
at two thousand subscribers, Bory will have to give a
harmonica tutorial to those same viewers and obviously doubled in size.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
I think here's here's here's what I like about this.
I think I think Dave it actually has the easier,
easier thing to do.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Well, here's the trick harmonica. It's just like, as long
as you can kind of stay in one place and
then take it away and then be like, what go
up here here the scale right?
Speaker 1 (44:22):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
None are actually more dangerous. I think also to get
my dick with this harmonica. There's no harmonica, so you
can take it off single blues lyric and be like,
I'm stuck in jail.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
You can, it's very.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Well.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Let me that's a good point. I can, I can,
I can. I can talk a lot. I can talk
a lot.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh yeah, let me be clear. There's gonna be no
bb king this bad boy. Come on, man, let me
do you got to do this ship right, you're gonna
give You're gonna blues traveler harmonica.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Is what I want. That's that's not happened to do that.
I don't get My man had a bandolier of harmonica's.
He look like a he look like a harmonica bandito.
I can't do that, you know, I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
That ain't stay on me.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah, he had he had so many. I bet he
called him monica's. He didn't even say he's to harmonica.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Give me have time for that first syllable. It would
get in the way, were.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Getting away happen to play.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Okay, let's let's unpack a little bit more of this
research because I want to I want to make this
clear for our listeners at home as to why the
cold doesn't actually do anything. To your point, Jay, it
doesn't do anything in terms of catching sickiness. The only
real cause of a cold is being exposed to the virus.
No matter the circumstances, temperature as it or temperature is
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often suggested, right, It truly makes no difference if you
have the germs in your body. And this is what
they say. The reason that more people get sick actually
during the winter months is because you are closer together
by being inside huddling up from the cold and the wet,
not because the cold and the wet has triggered anything.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
That sounds kind of hot, that sounds sexual.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Hey, it's all that winter boning that everybody's doing that
apparently is getting people sick.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
And here's the thing. You can always warm up fast enough.
Like that's the other things. The incubation time if it
actually comes from the temperature, because once you get in,
if you heat up in the would it go away?
I always, I always assume. No, this is the idea
of you get out and you just don't ever dry
your hair and you just go. If you just from
(47:09):
the pool to the towel, right and can't take something crazy,
can't take you something crazy, don't do it. I did
it a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
I washed my hair, dried it off a little bit.
It was still damp when I went outside. It was
like a nice fifty degree day in New York. Then
that happened to me. I'm good and and you.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Did you enjoy the feeling? Was it like a good feeling?
Speaker 3 (47:34):
It is when your hair is wet in public, there
is a sense of power and privilege.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
It feels good to be bad.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
I mean. The thing also is that like so many people,
they don't they don't like, they don't know I got
hanged out. They don't know nothing. So when your hair
is wet, it's moving a little bit. Also, Black people's
hair absorbs moisture so fast that when it's when your
hair is actually moisturized, you are like, whose hair is this?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Yeah, because it feels like wet, you know who is this?
Speaker 3 (48:15):
This ain't me where? This ain't where I'm at all
the time.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
I mean, I'm not gonna lie. That's what actually, because
I'm contrary to what the ring light is doing. I'm
very much brown skin. But like with that hair's blowing
you up. That thing's good with the hair I was
that morning, it was bad.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
It was bad. Yeah. Even as I was looking this up,
there actually came another theory, And what you guys are
saying sort of reminds me of it where a bunch
of people apparently believe that going to bed with wet
hair can cause you to get a.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Cold, And I do that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
That's what I thought, was like, I why would you
ever go to bed with a wet head? Like that
seems fucking off. Yeah, I don't people do it.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
I know some people will do a conditioning treatment.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Cap sure, but that's it's so wet and but I
mean it's intentionally wet, and then it's so wrapped that
it sort of becomes like a non factor, you know
what I mean, Like it's not like you're sitting wet
and exposed to elements inside of that that situation.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
I think that I think that this is very much
a story about black hair.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
That's what I said, when I saw what kind of fever?
That's the first This is very much a story about
black This.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Is Matthew Cherry's black hair cinematic this movie could use.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
That's a little monica.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Oh man, Truly, it's weird so that it goes on
to say that because I wanted to look up some
of the origin of this. It's said that this may
have been rooted, and no one knows exactly where it
comes from, certainly, but they said it may be rooted
from World Ward one, when scientists concluded that soldiers who
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slept in wet trenches were more likely to catch colds
than soldiers who slept in dry barracks, which feels like
you're skipping over a lot of the elements in their wet.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
The fact that they were sleeping on top of each
other and coughing and bleeding each other's mouth.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Ye sure, yeah, it was bad for your feet, but
it wasn't the reason you were coughing as much as
it was everything else.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Yeah, I think it's truly. I think it's truly Conflation
versus is causation. I think it's correlation versus causation, and
people germ theory is still younger than this, than hair,
than people being like I'm cold. People can go I
feel cold, and now I feel sick. I know. It's
(51:19):
I mean, it took how long for us to be
able to look at any sort of like you know,
organisms under a microscope?
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Yeah, I mean, I'm curiously I feel like doctors started
washing their hands in like nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
It's like they just smoke a cigarette. Blow it blow, Yeah,
their hands.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
People didn't start washing their hands until three years ago.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Right, Yeah, and we know that by all the deaths
that accumulated in the early part of this Bad Boy.
But truly, it it's wild how little of our science
is in any way sort of like ancient. Right, we
don't have any ancient learnings. All of this ship is
brand new to us.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
There was okay, now just so I can we can't
like David will push back on this. Black people, Indigenous people,
a number of people kind of like knew how to
get dirt off of the body. They knew they were
getting dirt off. They didn't know they were also getting
germs off, right, so they just knew that. Like when
(52:23):
like the Moor's going to Spain and being like, what's
what's happening it y'all don't Oh yeah, y'all don't have
y'all don't like clan pushing back with that.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah, but because like I don't know, you dirty, dirty,
dirty Spanish people, is that what we're doing? I mean.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Dirty years because I know a lot of people will
be like, I'm not dirt. I'll be like, no dirty,
Like fourteen hundred Spanish Europe was stinky.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yeah, your whole armada stink. Yeah, you had the boats,
but you also had the funk.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
And that's.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
That's y'all.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Funk is Wow. I love funk, being both an insult
and a compliment, truly the best.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah, we do it.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
We do good work in the black community.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
With my God in the seventies saying something has some funk.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Yeah, this funky motherfucker. God damn that that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
Imagine someone that means someone played bass so well that
everyone's like that ship tight.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Like ship.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
But in a good way, right, imagine being so musty
from two stepping.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
It's like it's some funk, I mean. But then there's
also people like, I don't I bet boots he didn't
smell great?
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah, George, God damn, Yeah no, they.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Like, yeah, it was all synthetic fibers they didn't bring. Yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
And you're all night doing fucking Heroin and ship you're yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
Because imagine, imagine all the comics that y'all know that
are a little musty when they get off stage.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah, and now by two hours and you're actually working.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Two hours, actually working and dancing. I don't even want
to get within one hundred feet of James Brown.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Yeah, there's that video that uh that that's always comfortable.
Be honest, there's that video. I know what you're saying.
You know the video where he's sweating and he like
comes into frame and it's like, yeah, he's like barely
(54:43):
he can barely keep his eyes open because he's been
going so hard on whatever fucking song he's doing. There's
no way he smelled good in that video.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
He's in a red jumpsuit.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yes, it's not possible for him to have smelled like
anything but ass. And that's part of the magic of
the performance.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
I mean, if you put on it, if you put
on a jumpsuit, it's just a countdown till when your
nuts starts stinking. You got, you got, You got maybe
two and a half hours before it's they.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
Start stinking the minute you realize you're gonna have to
put on a jumpsuit.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yeah, once your once your dickets at pleasant.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Eddie Murphy could not fuck after delirious. He had to
go home and watch first, and then fuck, there's no way.
He just unzipped and let a lady smell whatever was
underneath that.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Oh my god. Yeah. And and I will say he
did it twice.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
He was like, man, back, I'm gonna be stinky again.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
No, Here's what I think happened is the second time
he was like, hey, man, make the leather more breatheable
this time, not realizing that that's not possible at all.
It was as breatheable as it could be, and you
just gotta bunky dick again.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
I always would worry about his nipples in those outfits.
Oh yeah, hot weather nipples is probably not good.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
No idle for the first time a couple of weeks ago,
and that's not pleasant.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
They don't get it's it's bad if you.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
Get the wrong just the wrong amount of like wool
on anything, and you're not wearing like a like a
tank top underneath it, like an undershirt, and you start
all day.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
No, that's why you have to wear undertank For me,
that's why we're tank tops is to spare my nipples.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Yeah, wild feeling.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
I didn't mesh fucks my nipples up real bad. And
I always wondered why NBA players are always wearing those
tank tops underneath. I'm like, it's the same size boys,
it's not hot and anything. It's like, oh no, they're
just making their nipples not up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
That would imagine having a game that's up there with
Paul Pierce having a boo boo.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
Hey, somebody clutches their chest and they pretend to have
a heart attack, but it's just a bloody nipple.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
I've done the thing where I just woorren like a
basketball jersey outside with nothing on underneath, and that sh
it's like it's a it gets short, that logos gets
to rubbing. Man, you gotta go back to the house. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Man, Well this really devolved into some bullshit right at
the end.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
But I feel good about it.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
I mean, otherwise i'd say I'd say perfect episode. I
think we nailed it.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
Yeah, I feel good. Jay.
Speaker 2 (57:31):
Could you tell the people at home where they can
find you and what cool shit you have going on.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
Uh, you can find me on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok. All
the stuff that we're forced to do to exist in
this new digital content age that is neither good nor bad,
but we should at least be aware of it because
we are being turned into just lines of code for
bigger companies. So I'm there. I'm on all Jay Jorden,
(57:56):
I'm the only person named that, so you can find me.
There's also if you watch The Primo John Stewart, I'm
on a couple of episodes. Maybe watch those and that's it. Yeah,
and I have shows around the country, so yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Well, yeah, follow Jay, follow his little bit of code
that that's out there that we're all forced to be
a part of. Boy, you want to tell the people
where they can find you?
Speaker 1 (58:22):
Cool Gray eight jokes eighty seven on Instagram, January twenty seventh.
I'll be at the Newbery and Great Falls, Montana, March
twenty third through twenty six. Rooster t Feathers in Sunnyvale, California,
March thirty first through April first, the Dallas Comedy Club, Dallas, Texas,
and touring February seventeenth. Come to High Note Comedy in Denver.
(58:47):
We got Britney Carney and you know, February sixteenth, come
out and see me in Leuston live at the Illegia.
Speaker 3 (58:54):
Oh hell yeah. I love Brittany Garney.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
We got good stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Hell yeah. And like Bory said, fucking live show February sixteenth.
We've got some amazing comedians coming out. We're gonna have
some games, We're gonna throw out some prizes. Maybe I
don't know, I'm I'm making up shit, but come fuck
around with us. We can get some prizes, you know,
fucking oh shit, Yeah, Bory's brother is gonna do a
(59:20):
flip and uh and yeah. Come check us out. And
if you want to follow me, you can follow me
at Langston Kerrman on all platforms. And if you want
to send us your own conspiracy theories, your own drops,
your own haunting suggestions about what happened to other people's nipples,
please send them to my mama pod at gmail dot com.
(59:40):
We would love to hear from you. Okay, that's it, bye, bitch.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Chips in your quality racist have bows made money? I
can't defending turkey stuff. I can't help me.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Falcon h
Do you know, Justin Guarini, does that make sense? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fuck you, now, fuck you. We're not gonna We're not
gonna do that. That's crazy. That's crazy, that's wild. We
didn't even know we Justin Guarini had to come out
as black halfway through the American Idol season so that we.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Would even take about bunnet warm. Justin Guarini came out
as black, and black women still said, but my baby Kelly.
Black women still went, you know, like Kelly, she's built
like a real one.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Black women were like, good for you, young man, move
out of Kelly's way. She's got a big final number.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
That's nice for you. Look like bright now, yeah, good
little miss Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Chip singer.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Racist the.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Money turkey stuff. Can't tell me.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yup yup, yup bang bang bang skeep skeep skeet.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
There it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
The podcast will be dive deep into the pockets of
black conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Means, and we finally worked to prove that Mike Bibbi
is in fact going to be the subject of season
three of the Vown he made a bunch of light
skinned men tattooed the dime on their inner thighs.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Ten team dime, team.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Dime, and then take slave little like captives pictures, not
like field slaves, but like Russian girls like.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, they all look like they got taken in.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
And they're taking pictures showing their lower back tattoos.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Same team, dyme. This is a criminality that needs to
be brought to justice.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
What's your personality of Mike Bibby? Is your cult leader
where you're like, that's the guy?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Come on, I thought he was sick the whole time
I thought this was I thought this was just some
man's make a wish to get to play NBA basketball.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He looks like he's slowly being erased, like.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
He's barely he's barely there. The boy you don't worship
that you certainly don't tattoo it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
He's really more of a shade than a man.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, these boys getting tattoos on their goots for Mike Bibby. Man,
Fuck no. James John Jason Williams was the coolest guy
on that team, and Chris Webber was who you would
you would admire the most. You don't go for fucking
Mike Bibby.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
He's to your cult leader. I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm Langston Kerman, I'm David Boy and we're talking. We're
hot into it and our guests today, I'm so excited
for our guests today. He did a live show, our
only official live show of my mama told me, and
he was fucking phenomenal, as he always is. He's so funny.
You know him from the problem with John Stewart on
Apple Plus TV? Is it Plus? I can't remember Apple Plus?
(03:28):
Is that the network? It's Apple related? You'll figure it out,
you pieces of shit. He also he has amazing comedy
clips all over Comedy Central. He's so funny. Please give
it up for our guests. Mister j Journey, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He ya?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Fuck? Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
How you I'm good? I mean the person I would
follow Chris Webber told me to do something I can
do that. I easily do that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You knows right now? Let me be clear. Are you
all saying you would still follow Blotty even after the
disaster of him being GM and Sacramento.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yes, you want to know something, Yes, and here.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
He's running a cult, not a business.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, I'd still be able to get some fun stories
from Uh. I mean, we gotta support listen, we gotta
support Eastern European skill players. Like it's listen, he.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Man, I'm a Denver Nuggets fan. Keep keep talking, keep.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, Blondie Devo well before I would ever ever follow
Mike Bibby. Also, was it was it Jack Mike Bibby
or was it regular Mike.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Bib It was playing regular Mike Bibby.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hold on, let me, I'm gonna drop the I'm gonna
drop the picture of the chats.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Also, I know this is my next question. So are
they saying that they are dimes? Are they talking about assist?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I think it was they were like team assists because
they were assisting.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I think I think they were the boys that assisted.
The King of Assists was the implication of of the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh that makes sense, like he's in the Dimes, because
it's definitely not.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Like it feels like they called him dying, do you
know what I mean? Like like that was their fun
little nickname for him because he was just so nasty
with the Dimes, that that he was team dying, that
they were team dying.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Hold On, Yeah, you gotta take a look at it.
It's weird, and we'll throw it up. We'll throw up
in the videos, so everybody, everybody. They're also like in
a hallway. It's not properly lit.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, my only my only question is that, like when
that kind of stuff comes out, what do you respond with, Like,
you know, like the want Dixon stuff is coming out now,
Like this is like weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's what I'm saying. You need a documentary.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It looks like a backpage listing.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You can't just you can't just look at this picture
in twenty twenty three, knowing what we know about about
histories of fucking sex cults and weird control of other people,
and not look at this team dim shit and go
something the fuck was up here.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's how I felt when I read the article in
O four.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I was like, this is weird, bro, Yeah, this is
this is like a half step away from when B
two K or no not B two K. Yeah, they
had that that iMX had to take that naked picture together.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh that that's before all the Chris Stokes stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh they were doing that back when they were just
being abused by a different man.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
This is no.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I thought that was Chris Stokes that was behind the
camera on that one.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
But I know I thought Chris Stokes was like Marcus
Houston's age, like he was abusing Rasby and the other
little fiends because they were younger. This wow. Can I
say something. A lot of people will say that there's
not actually enough representation. I would say when it comes
(07:14):
to black cult leaders and older black men taking advantage
of young black people, and I want to say good
on them, not for touching the boys, not for not
for grooming the boys, but for breaking with the stereotype.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
There's not a ton of it. It's like Africa, Bambarda,
who else?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh Bambada.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I mean don't like to talk about it. I know
we don't like to.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I mean, okay, we already send the email, send the
email then, okay. But this is also this is like
a sub my mama told me, because a lot of
black parents will be like, you know, white, those older
white men be touching you, but older niggas be touching.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
By all the time. I mean, it's really equality.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It really speaks to.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
We are five minutes in.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I do think it really speaks to a generation of
black women working really hard to protect their own even
in the face of fucking uh raping children. It truly
was like them. Yeah, I didn't have to say it. No, listen,
I put the cream cheese on and I didn't spread
(08:30):
a bit, you know what I mean. It just it
just sat where it's at. And I apologize to everybody.
But but the point being, I think it's just women
being like, well, not ours, but men be doing stuff.
White men watch out, and it's like, tell me everything,
ma'am right.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I think I know if I'm going to put this
on women.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I think I'm more acknowledging their strength than I am
putting it on them as blame. But but sure, make
me a monster, David.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, it's not to me. Here's the thing, it's not
that it's it's not that like it was. It was
like the black community's fault for not saying that like
molestation existed. I truly think it was like it was
moved from priority number one to like priority number three
for them because it was like racism, misogyny. Oh ship,
(09:28):
who I leave with the kids?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh yeah, the houses, the house is on fire. There's
a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You gotta say, somebody has to be left with the kids.
Therefore that they're just learning to dance. This motherfucker makes
music that's perfect to pop lock dude, we can't examine
this anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I also, I would also argue that like head coaches
basketball coach his sports figures. Since we're talking about Mike
Bibbie and I brought up the Wane Dixon thing, that's
a particular kind of trust and brotherhood and like kind
of eternal order where like you you are as a
(10:14):
as a single mother, as a mom, you would also
be like, I don't need it. That's you know, someone's
teaching these boys how.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
To be men. Yeah no, I don't think you don't
remember think that the blind Side went bad?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wow, like okay Michael or yeah great, But you don't
think there was like five times where they were just
fucking that kid.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Fuck Okay, now you say kid, And that's what makes
it bad. But that is the part that makes it back.
But if it's just a white Southern couple who wants
to cook, who wants to be cooked by a larger oh,
that's just man with sec dreams.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's just.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
And I say, as a person spent a lot of
time as Mississippi Uti who's Alabama, baby.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yo o may just kind of a nice deal. It
was just like, hey, every now and again, I gotta
go upstairs. Watch we won't talk about it downstairs.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
The bad part is the fetishism and the dehumanization of
black bodies. The good part is did he get a
hot meal? Did he have gas in it?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Did starting at Clemson? Listen, somebody had to get him
through that red shirt year. That's all I'm saying as
you end up starting to live in a university.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
That if you're out there and uh and you're being sued,
the law offices of Jorden and Borri are here to
represent you with what I would argue is uh is
real sound long? You know, they seem to be coming
at you with real.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Legal legal that's legal. That's legal. Wife, you can move somebody,
and who's your wife? That's not against the law.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, okay. So this so the mic bibi stuff happening
at Arizona kind of makes it seem a little bit
more like it was like, you know, when people all
jerk off kind of around the same area, you.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Know, Yeah, sure you go in the woods and.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Once again, another once again, another ma Mama told me
that my Mama didn't tell me my friends. Mama told me.
It's the whole discrepancy between like groups of young white
boys will jerk off together, groups of young black boys
would just like, we'll pass the point around and we'll
be like, oh, make sure you go to page blah
blah blah, and the book will also be like, man,
I already see your dick. I seen your dick enough.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, there's all I ever jerked off with nobody.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Never even I never even was asked to be completely honest.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
When I said that, Like what was wrong with me?
When I said that, I fully expected y'all to be like,
what the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't you
know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
No, it's truly. I think it's like sometimes people are
very bored in suburban communities. I think there's also like
a level of exploration of queerness, but with never having
to state that outright, because like you kind of you
want to know where people measure up. If you've never
been in the locker room, you've never been in a
(13:18):
shower situation, it's like, that's you know what black you
know what black people I won't say all black people,
but what black kids did in my school instead of that,
like you would nut check people.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Or even like if someone ever bent down to pick
something up, you'd go and like pretend like you're getting
sloppy toppy from them, Like we but that's what I'm
We engaged in a communal group sexualized activity that wasn't
as explicit right it was.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
There is something that was very juvenile about that, what
I mean, but also like getting together and jerking office
also seems fair. Damn, I'm blowing up.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No man, two phones over here.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Mike baby knows Mike Bibby like, hey, wash your mouth.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It took him a long time because those big, clunky
muscles make it hard to but he finally found you. Yeah,
I feel like we used to. We used to walk
around the entire school like slapping each other on the
ass as hard as we possibly could. I think that
was like a bit that we would do if like,
you're talking to a girl and then I would like
(14:39):
come up and like, yeah, slap you real hard and
you scream out in front of a lady.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Okay, there was one This comes from my high school.
There was one story. I wasn't there when it happened,
but we were people smacking asses a lot a lot
of people players were smacking ass. Someone smacked another football
players and his response was that was kind of song.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Oh okay, sad.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, I didn't expect that ass to be that SONGD
was you got a smooth butt? Yeah? That was when
that happened, everyone was like, what's going on? I will
say also, we had an extremely an extremely progressive girls
basketball team. We had like two or three state championships.
Tons of out studs while we were there. Oh, I
(15:31):
mean like I'm talking about studs going.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
To prime face.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
But I will say, I will say it seems like
you can be a stud if you're a champion, do you.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, Like, even in an era of major homophobia in
violence against you know, lesbians and gay men alike, if
you're a champion, you good.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah. The only way you can beat homophobia is if
you also beat Callaway.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, okay, Wednesday, and then you get to eat KOUCHI.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Look, you gotta celebrate. How you celebrate, that's not for
me to decide. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No. Whatever you want
to do with that trophy, that's your business. But but
you ain't doing it with a second place trophy, and
I'll tell you that much. All right, we can't keep
fooling around this is. This is too much silly. Before
we've even gotten to the thing. You came to us
(16:28):
Jay with a conspiracy theory. I guess conspiracy theory is
probably a more technical definition for what this is, although
I think it had almost it borders on the like
old wives tail energy, if that makes sense. It has
like old wives tail moon rising inside of this ship.
(16:49):
But you said, my mama told you love that one.
Just old wife tale.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Him tail in the in the in the colloquial.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I understand black tail magazine.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, you were, you were talking about ain't this is?
I got it all right.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
In general, you're not really the whole.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
But just you go, I know, boy, pretty well, you're
talking about the whole.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I celebrate the entire cat.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
All right. Well, you said, my mama told me you
will catch a bad cold if your hears wet.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yes, So I think that this is There are multiple
prongs to this. So, first of all, it deals with
black mothers never wanting their black children to look like
white children in public. So you don't ever want your
child to have wet hair outside like that's when a
(18:02):
black mom does not want you to be outside with
your hair web. They just don't want it. Even at
the pool, they'll like dry your hair off, like I'm
going back in, I'm gonna this is a game? Is
this this is the thought exercise, but let's go. So
that's the first thing. The second thing is that I'm
from Mississippi, like southern and this kind is cross cultural.
(18:25):
Southern people truly think that that cold air is poisonous
and the air at night is poisonous. They will like
wrap up babies to protect them from the night air.
The same air five hours ago, sure, but they'll be
like that night air, I don't want to get on
(18:46):
this baby, it's just blowing.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
In the country. Right Chicago would make sense to me,
there was there.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Was an entire show call in the heat of the night.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I honestly think the air turns off in Mississippi after
a certain hours.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
And the and the third thing is like I think
people thinking that cold air and cold hair leads to
death is truly connected to William Henry Harrison. Now it's
he's a president who apparently didn't wear a coat or
was kind of wet on his inauguration day and then
(19:27):
he died a few days later. But here's the thing,
he also was an old white man in the eighteen hundreds.
That is never just taking into account. That's what I'm
so like, all these things combined so that like black
mothers would be like make sure you got some in
your head, make sure you make sure you're hair and wet.
(19:50):
And there's like kind of like an additional part of it,
where like you also, as a little black boy, I
couldn't grow my hair out. I think I didn't. I
wasn't able to grow my hair until twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, you guys weren't allowed to grow your haird I've.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Had this haircut. I've had the same haircut since I've
had haircuts.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Now, Langston, Langston, your privilege is showing right. I used
to have to get to even Stephen One even all
over or or I can get it. I just got it.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I just wouldn't got it.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I could get it. I could get like a fade,
but even that was like what you trying to you know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
That's neither see. I think, well, if I may, I
think it was that my mom, while while at points
was a single mom, she always had a like a
step dad, like I always there was, she was always
remarried to someone, and at that point she was excited
(20:52):
for us to have bonding time, which meant that like
I didn't have a mother in a barber shop dictating
my hair. I had a nigga who who didn't really
give a fuck what my hair looked like dictating it.
So I was like, I want this, and he's like, yeah,
the boys, they you want that.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I got to grow up. I think I got to
grow like some modicum of an afro for a little bit,
and then my grades start to dip and my mom
instantly connected.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
To all your brain cells, it's growing out your damn scout.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It was. Do you understand the punishment? Okay, I don't.
I never want to sensationalize things as a comedian, but truly,
that's like a horror scene for so many people of
other races. It's being forcibly shaved. Yeah, right, it that's
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like what happened. That's like what happened to Anne Hathaway's
character in lay Miss and You, the dying of tuberculosis,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
And that was the worst thing that was happening to her.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
That's what I was going through. That it happened in
Aliportman's character and beepa vendela that.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it just happens black boys every
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Well you should have snitched? Is I think the argument here.
I think you should have told on your mother and
then you could have gone to a nice group home
where they'll never shade.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I'm supposed to call the cop with the same haircut
as me. I'm getting abused.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Look at me.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I look like a fool. I know about you, but
I was. I was threatened with the cops all the time.
I got a lot of call the cops. Call that
was that was my call, CBS call.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Black disciplinarian is so aware of response time.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah, oh, sure of what they can get away with
before somebody shows.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
That's the one part of racism they can leverage. They go,
they gonna come here.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Okay, you think you think they're gonna come here and
then be able to figure it out from your little
inarticulate asser. You think you're gonna be able.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
To explain hip hop.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
What's happening to you? He's not gonna give up.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Just a black mom saying, who do you think they'll believe.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I have a job. You're in that weird not cute
stage where your teeth airt are killed in who are
you gonna tell.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Eleven years old? Haven't grown in your nose yet?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Matter of fact, take that plaint off. It's your mom
becoming bill O'Reilly fat Albert and the gang? What kinds
of gang?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh man? That was the weirdest era of.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You know what, I wrote it all the way to
the end.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You have some did you write it all the way
to like the Harlem Globetrotters. That dog? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
That whoa?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I went to Muhammad Ali Fubo.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Got a Mark Echo shirt on right now, And.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You know what's fucked up is that's what I switched
to after I made it past Platinum Fuboo was. I
was like, no, I'm an Echo man now, and.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
White guys they co opted that too quick.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Also, that man was making shirts we really couldn't wash.
Yo was swayed.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
And we didn't have the technology back then.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Your ship would look bugged out so fast. Fucking Echo Man.
I always I always assumed you were like a Mecca man,
But maybe I.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Wore Mecca too. I wore Mecca too, but not Mecca
was more expensive at the time. Was once Platinum, Fubu
and and fucking Echo and Sean John. All of those
could be founded at like a Value City or goddamn
Marshalls And.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, you remember when you would go to Marshalls and
you'd find like the Shawn John and you'd be.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Like, yeah, I gotta look around, like, yeah, this this
can't be that defective.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I actually don't need the matching bore pants, but this
jacket going.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, John, you're away with a bunch of this ship.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
If you have the jacket, the pants are assumed to
be at home. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I also remember when Denham became so shiny, yeah, shiny denim, Like,
how boy there.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Did you ever overshoot the shiny denim? I got my
mom to buy me some.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I did, I think, And if I couldn't, because I
identify with this so much, I think if I could articulate,
what I think the mistake is is that when you
are a kid who's not allowed to buy shiny denim
and you only get one pair of shiny dinim pants,
you think you have to get the shiniest denim possible,
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and the reality is what you want is just that
that dark denim would shine too.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Because I had no tops for it. Yeah, are on
top of this shiny fucking dinnim.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You're sitting there with silver fucking pants on. There's no
options on the bus.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Worried, worried, worried about what's gonna happen when I get off.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
This was a mistake, But I can't tell anyone this
ship was Damnar Platinum.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
It was like I can't I close my eyes and
I see it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I spent twenty minutes putting a crease in this. I
can't walk away from what this is.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
The other part is, oh, man, I wore it this week.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Fuck careful while Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I hit him with it though I had it on.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
That was that was the hardest part about pants was like,
damn if I hit it on Monday, is Thursday? Crazy? Yeah?
Nuts crazy?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
My T shirt was long. Maybe they didn't see which
one disease word?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
And because like I mean, as when you know people
are gonna notice, you always go, I gotta watch it
drive my house. You ain't gonna watch it dri you
have something? Yeah, like listen, I want you guys to
know I'm not without memes.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I just don't know this, you know what.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I needed a block schedule.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
That's not that is it? That is it?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I used to blame it on being a child of divorce.
So yeah, I was at my mom's crave, so I
had to and we ain't have no other outfits, so
I could double up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
But the other thing that would happen is that like,
so I had like a pair of of bows, and like,
if if you have like, you're once again any sort
of pants to stand out. So I had like my
red straps on my bows.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You have the red strap, so that's a good boat.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
But guess what I wore them that week. I can't
do it again. It's too memorable because because the first
day ever is gonna be like what.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
You just need one and as one person to be like, hey,
didn't you have those like.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
And that person that they always know when it's the
quietest and the most and the most people are around
the way.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I remember in junior high because I went to a
crazy junior high and then a very white high school.
I remember in junior high a couple of kids being
dubbed like jabo kids. But you know what, I'm saying like, oh,
you know, he's always got those dusty ass green jabos on.
It's like, that's a that's a faith.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
There was a pair of Fubu sweatpants that I wore
often enough that that my friend Josh Miller came up
to me and was like, hey, niggas are talking about
how much you wear them pans And then I never,
I like, was wearing them like goddamn every other day probably,
and he was like, hey, bro, they're talking about it.
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I was like, all right, yeah, yeah, no, it was bad.
Josh was a hero at that time.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah no.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
And to be honest, I don't know that he wasn't
laughing in my face when he told me, but he
told me not in front of everyone. And that's where
the hero. So Jay and and God have we drifted
on this?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
We're's work?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Jay, could you tell us before we go to break?
Could you tell us a little bit about how much
you believe? Because your energy is giving off you, you're
not bought into your conspiracy theory. But is there any
chance that you do, in fact believe in this Cold
hair leads to or wet hair rather leads to cold's theory?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I think that germs lead to cold. I think the
virus lead to cold. I think, but I have to
say it. I was again pertaining to the news over
the past six months as a black person in New
York who sometimes in Brooklyn. I have to say this
plainly and explicitly. I think viruses lead to disease. I
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think germs lead to disease, various infections, pasages and whatnot.
I don't think wet hair leads to disease. I think
wet hair leads to cold ness, to you feeling a
bit cold, because you can feel a bit colder. I
think that people associate a lot of stuff with the
cold because it's going on around the same time, and
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they'll be like, oh, I'm cold. You know, people really
think I'm cold. Now I'm going to have a cold,
And I'm like, no, you're you're temperature wise, you're cold.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
My issue my brain with you.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
I know, but your body, but your heart.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
My heart, because man, I just I lived in Washington
and sometimes you'd be out all day in the cold,
all all rainy and ship like that, running around, and
then you would get home and you would be sniffling
like I don't know, I don't I don't. I don't
think it's just cold hair, but I think a day
spent wet will fuck you up.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I don't like being cold and wet. I think being
cold and wet is the worst combination.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It's terrible, it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
It's one of the few things that could break me. Like,
I will give up secrets.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Okay, you get the bottom of my pants wet. I'll
tell you all if.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I get watering my socks, I get watering my socks.
Oh my god, I'm telling I'm telling everybody, I'm gone
if I get watering my socks.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I got water in my socks today walking home from
the barbershop, and it was pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
No, I'm he did.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Your socks. You're not You didn't sit through that.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
No, No, I was walking home so I had to
get home first.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Let's take French foot now, wet socks, that could lead some.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay, So that so you okay, So that's just who
So you're like, we're like, head, absolutely not your But.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
I'm saying like, okay, I'm saying the moisture in the foot,
if maintained in a swampy environment, will lead to athletes
foot or like a rash okay in Vietnam.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I had clean sot this is It wasn't crazy like that.
It wasn't my feet are clean. I had clean socks on.
I just stepped in a post a snow puddle and
it was cold for about fifteen blocks. It wasn't that.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I listen listeners at home, David just held up his
foot and it is a rich green. It is tough
to look at me on this.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
DDP yoga and I'll be able to pull my foot
up and show you it's goods.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Stop taking away black people's feet.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I'm saying that is the thing for me. All Right,
we're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more
J Jurden and more. My mama told me, Yeah, boy.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Welcome back to my mama told me the podcast where
we are currently discussing whether or not cold makes me sick,
and it's it's a divided house.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
We specifically because we've proven wet foot, hoping to bring
it up in wet wet foot has been seems like
it seems like it's more widely believed. I'm I'm still
on the fence on wet foot, but you two, you're crazy.
(33:58):
I think I think wet foot is is a little
more complicated than we're making it seem. But that said,
wet hair is divided Jay Jay saying Nay, this is
foolish and and and just old wives tales from from
black mamas, and David being like, my black mom ain't
never wrong, I believe, No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I would have to text her. I don't even know
what her her paint on it is because my mom's
not a water mom at all. Like she made sure
I had swimming lessons, but I don't think I've even
seen my mom in a hot to. I mean, I'm trying.
She does, she does, she stays like I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
There is something also too. I think Black people of
a certain age they also just don't like to get
wet in general. So this is another aspect that we
need to investigate. I'm not gonna say it's because of
civil rights hoses, but I'm not gonna say it's not
not because of civil rights hoses.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I mean it goes farther because I'm African right, and
people say corner people might tribe specifically, they say we're
afraid of water.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Wow, that's like y'all weakness, because yeah, y'all are like
those aliens and sign on all. We're strong, proud people,
but they flash you with a couple of water. Your
face is gonna sizzle. That's what it's like.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I have, I have, I have, not to brag. I
got some property in Africa.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I keep needing.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I need my cousin or somebody to come out and
look at it. And corner people are afraid of water.
So it's like only a few people in my family are.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Willing to go out and look at Damn. That's wild.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Yeah, you shouldn't sit that on the podcast now.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It's truly. If you're trying to buy property in cier Leon,
go crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I'm gonna no fuck buy. I'm gonna show up. There
was six super soakers and uh and colonize that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
You're gonna be you want to be the Columbus.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah, No, it's just Cono people. The other people, Timmy
and Mende and everybody. Everybody else is not afraid of
It's just hard people.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Hey, y'all got to have a little section and guess
who's about to become the king of Cono town.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
To that, I said, they're not They're not the fire nation.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
You can't, like, I know, because that means they ain't
gonna be able to fight back. I'm about to bust
they ass man, we'll super soakers like okay.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
But like you know, when I talk about hair getting wet,
that's like that's like truly like a black trigger for
a number of reasons. Yeah, like it returns. But I said,
don't you feel like for women more so than men? Yeah,
because we ain't really rocking conks the way we used to.
No one on the podcast has a slick back. Leston
(36:58):
might get one, I will.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I will say that is the dream is to know
it is I get to an age where I decide
to just change direction on my hair.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Wants to know is karate and rock of cock.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Come on, Okay, this is the funnest actually very this
is actually very your name because you know who does
brush your ship back?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
T J.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Holmes.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Come on, and I'll say this, that's a handsome motherfucker
who deserves No I'm joking, but but no, I think
he looked cool before you started acting up with that
white lady.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
He was man brushing your hair. Bag.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
That is it's the craziest ship.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Williams and then everybody else.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, you can't just be doing that. You's a wild thing. Man.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I'm gonna be real with you. I be that guy
when the time comes, I'm going back words and I'm
not even going But how straight is your hair?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
If you grow it up?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
If I grow it out? It's it's very curly. It's
like but it's like, but it's is it?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Is it like?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
You know what I It's not. It's not a number
and a letter. It's not tight little coils. It is
like big like it is you know, it's somewhere in
the the spectrum of like a who's the right, uh cop,
It's it's Corbin what was his name? Corbyn Blue? It's
(38:32):
gonna it's gonna Corbin Blue, you know what I mean. Well,
let's let's unpack this officially, right, because because the conspiracy
theory is still on the table, and and I did
some research, so let's just say this. I'm gonna be
as forward about this as possible. According to nearly everything
I've read, having wet hair does not, in fact, in
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any way cause you to catch a cold or make
you more sick.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, but what internet? On the white Man's Internet? That's
you that's your first problem.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, this is unfortunately, this is still white man's Internet
that I'm I'm reciting back to you. So it does
have its s faults.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
But yes, you gotta use one of those beads and
ask Rio, you gotta do you know your beads that
you got your bes on? How are we supposed to
locate you? Well, so, so that's a movie all about
black people's hair getting wet. All the theme here's okay,
(39:33):
the theme of Wakanda forever.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah, man, are we doing this because I have some feeling.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Listen, I'm listening. I'm gonna let you. I'm gonna let
you kick it off and then and then our weigh
in depending on the circumstances.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Oh okay, well this is what I can say. I
love this source material. I ultimately enjoyed the film. But
it is funny that that a stereotype that has been
leveraged against the so much was a central plot point
to the movie. It was I have a job about it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I have a joke about it. You could just swim.
That's how you defeat the Wakanda. You just he just
swam in there. And they were like, what is this
magic funck? Bro. Come on, that's a.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
God. He also flew into He flew and.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
He came in with all his swimmers, and that was
what happened the first time. Here's what I'll say. I
think they they worked the hardest on that film, on
that monologue, and then they they figured out the rest.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I've been anti Black Panther for a while.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Wow, They'll see here's something. Some people in my life
have recently seen the first one and they were like,
did I need to see other stuff? And I was like, maybe,
I don't know. It was we were we were swept
up in the moment. Don't get mad. Just watch it
the way I watched it with my eyes from back.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
I can't. I'm too African. The whole movie I watched,
they had this magic rock that made them better than
the rest of the Africans, and they kept being like,
but if we didn't have this rock, then we'd be
like the rest of them. I'm the rest of them.
Pretty good guy.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I Wowy did not really investigate that because I was
caught up in the diaspora part of it. But that
is that they were so close that the proximity is wild.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
It's crazy now they weren't. They weren't being very kind.
The the wakandans and and all.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I'm saying, go see the Woman King. That's all I
got for you.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
The Woman King was good. I enjoyed it. A lot
of a lot of good karate kicks. But but karate karate,
we're doing something similar.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
I don't know you just I love any any martial
art being described as karate.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Oh it's a catch all term for sure.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
I certainly don't think I'm going to do the research
to figure out what your respective martial art is in
the ate you do karate.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Yeah, when Langston becomes a man of a certain age
who starts combing his home his hair back, he's going
to be a karate man.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
The chuck's on him right now.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
There's right there, Jay Jurden, I am. I'm I'm not
lying to you all. I'm going to I'm going to
brush my hair back. I'm going to buy a nice gee,
and I'm going to drink oolong Like I don't. I
don't think that this is.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
This is just a reminder of all the listeners. If
we do hit one thousand subs on the YouTube, Langston
does have to drop that that numb chuck video.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Well, I'm glad you brought this up because we got
to know, and I'm sorry to do this in the
middle of our riveting conversation Jay, but but it's worth
noting that before you got on today, BORI I should
give you some backstory. I have numb chucks, I've never
learned to use them, and I promised, based off of
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Bory's suggestion, that at a thousand subscribers for our YouTube channel,
I would give a a nunchuck tutorial to all the
viewers that wish to see that. Bory recently admitted hours
ago that he bought a harmonica during pandemic expecting to
learn to play harmonica, and has not yet even cracked
(43:34):
the box on his harmonica.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
And we are now I've opened it. It's open, it's
been open.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
None of this matters because we are now instituting that
at two thousand subscribers, Bory will have to give a
harmonica tutorial to those same viewers and obviously doubled in size.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
I think here's here's here's what I like about this.
I think I think Dave it actually has the easier,
easier thing to do.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Well, here's the trick harmonica. It's just like, as long
as you can kind of stay in one place and
then take it away and then be like, what go
up here here the scale right?
Speaker 1 (44:22):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
None are actually more dangerous. I think also to get
my dick with this harmonica. There's no harmonica, so you
can take it off single blues lyric and be like,
I'm stuck in jail.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
You can, it's very.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Well.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Let me that's a good point. I can, I can,
I can. I can talk a lot. I can talk
a lot.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh yeah, let me be clear. There's gonna be no
bb king this bad boy. Come on, man, let me
do you got to do this ship right, you're gonna
give You're gonna blues traveler harmonica.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Is what I want. That's that's not happened to do that.
I don't get My man had a bandolier of harmonica's.
He look like a he look like a harmonica bandito.
I can't do that, you know, I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
That ain't stay on me.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah, he had he had so many. I bet he
called him monica's. He didn't even say he's to harmonica.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Give me have time for that first syllable. It would
get in the way, were.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Getting away happen to play.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Okay, let's let's unpack a little bit more of this
research because I want to I want to make this
clear for our listeners at home as to why the
cold doesn't actually do anything. To your point, Jay, it
doesn't do anything in terms of catching sickiness. The only
real cause of a cold is being exposed to the virus.
No matter the circumstances, temperature as it or temperature is
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often suggested, right, It truly makes no difference if you
have the germs in your body. And this is what
they say. The reason that more people get sick actually
during the winter months is because you are closer together
by being inside huddling up from the cold and the wet,
not because the cold and the wet has triggered anything.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
That sounds kind of hot, that sounds sexual.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Hey, it's all that winter boning that everybody's doing that
apparently is getting people sick.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
And here's the thing. You can always warm up fast enough.
Like that's the other things. The incubation time if it
actually comes from the temperature, because once you get in,
if you heat up in the would it go away?
I always, I always assume. No, this is the idea
of you get out and you just don't ever dry
your hair and you just go. If you just from
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the pool to the towel, right and can't take something crazy,
can't take you something crazy, don't do it. I did
it a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
I washed my hair, dried it off a little bit.
It was still damp when I went outside. It was
like a nice fifty degree day in New York. Then
that happened to me. I'm good and and you.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Did you enjoy the feeling? Was it like a good feeling?
Speaker 3 (47:34):
It is when your hair is wet in public, there
is a sense of power and privilege.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
It feels good to be bad.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
I mean. The thing also is that like so many people,
they don't they don't like, they don't know I got
hanged out. They don't know nothing. So when your hair
is wet, it's moving a little bit. Also, Black people's
hair absorbs moisture so fast that when it's when your
hair is actually moisturized, you are like, whose hair is this?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
Yeah, because it feels like wet, you know who is this?
Speaker 3 (48:15):
This ain't me where? This ain't where I'm at all
the time.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
I mean, I'm not gonna lie. That's what actually, because
I'm contrary to what the ring light is doing. I'm
very much brown skin. But like with that hair's blowing
you up. That thing's good with the hair I was
that morning, it was bad.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
It was bad. Yeah. Even as I was looking this up,
there actually came another theory, And what you guys are
saying sort of reminds me of it where a bunch
of people apparently believe that going to bed with wet
hair can cause you to get a.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Cold, And I do that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
That's what I thought, was like, I why would you
ever go to bed with a wet head? Like that
seems fucking off. Yeah, I don't people do it.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
I know some people will do a conditioning treatment.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Cap sure, but that's it's so wet and but I
mean it's intentionally wet, and then it's so wrapped that
it sort of becomes like a non factor, you know
what I mean, Like it's not like you're sitting wet
and exposed to elements inside of that that situation.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
I think that I think that this is very much
a story about black hair.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
That's what I said, when I saw what kind of fever?
That's the first This is very much a story about
black This.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Is Matthew Cherry's black hair cinematic this movie could use.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
That's a little monica.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Oh man, Truly, it's weird so that it goes on
to say that because I wanted to look up some
of the origin of this. It's said that this may
have been rooted, and no one knows exactly where it
comes from, certainly, but they said it may be rooted
from World Ward one, when scientists concluded that soldiers who
(50:28):
slept in wet trenches were more likely to catch colds
than soldiers who slept in dry barracks, which feels like
you're skipping over a lot of the elements in their wet.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
The fact that they were sleeping on top of each
other and coughing and bleeding each other's mouth.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Ye sure, yeah, it was bad for your feet, but
it wasn't the reason you were coughing as much as
it was everything else.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Yeah, I think it's truly. I think it's truly Conflation
versus is causation. I think it's correlation versus causation, and
people germ theory is still younger than this, than hair,
than people being like I'm cold. People can go I
feel cold, and now I feel sick. I know. It's
(51:19):
I mean, it took how long for us to be
able to look at any sort of like you know,
organisms under a microscope?
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Yeah, I mean, I'm curiously I feel like doctors started
washing their hands in like nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
It's like they just smoke a cigarette. Blow it blow, Yeah,
their hands.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
People didn't start washing their hands until three years ago.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Right, Yeah, and we know that by all the deaths
that accumulated in the early part of this Bad Boy.
But truly, it it's wild how little of our science
is in any way sort of like ancient. Right, we
don't have any ancient learnings. All of this ship is
brand new to us.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
There was okay, now just so I can we can't
like David will push back on this. Black people, Indigenous people,
a number of people kind of like knew how to
get dirt off of the body. They knew they were
getting dirt off. They didn't know they were also getting
germs off, right, so they just knew that. Like when
(52:23):
like the Moor's going to Spain and being like, what's
what's happening it y'all don't Oh yeah, y'all don't have
y'all don't like clan pushing back with that.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah, but because like I don't know, you dirty, dirty,
dirty Spanish people, is that what we're doing? I mean.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Dirty years because I know a lot of people will
be like, I'm not dirt. I'll be like, no dirty,
Like fourteen hundred Spanish Europe was stinky.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yeah, your whole armada stink. Yeah, you had the boats,
but you also had the funk.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
And that's.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
That's y'all.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Funk is Wow. I love funk, being both an insult
and a compliment, truly the best.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah, we do it.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
We do good work in the black community.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
With my God in the seventies saying something has some funk.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Yeah, this funky motherfucker. God damn that that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
Imagine someone that means someone played bass so well that
everyone's like that ship tight.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Like ship.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
But in a good way, right, imagine being so musty
from two stepping.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
It's like it's some funk, I mean. But then there's
also people like, I don't I bet boots he didn't
smell great?
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah, George, God damn, Yeah no, they.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Like, yeah, it was all synthetic fibers they didn't bring. Yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
And you're all night doing fucking Heroin and ship you're yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
Because imagine, imagine all the comics that y'all know that
are a little musty when they get off stage.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah, and now by two hours and you're actually working.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Two hours, actually working and dancing. I don't even want
to get within one hundred feet of James Brown.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Yeah, there's that video that uh that that's always comfortable.
Be honest, there's that video. I know what you're saying.
You know the video where he's sweating and he like
comes into frame and it's like, yeah, he's like barely
(54:43):
he can barely keep his eyes open because he's been
going so hard on whatever fucking song he's doing. There's
no way he smelled good in that video.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
He's in a red jumpsuit.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yes, it's not possible for him to have smelled like
anything but ass. And that's part of the magic of
the performance.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
I mean, if you put on it, if you put
on a jumpsuit, it's just a countdown till when your
nuts starts stinking. You got, you got, You got maybe
two and a half hours before it's they.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
Start stinking the minute you realize you're gonna have to
put on a jumpsuit.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yeah, once your once your dickets at pleasant.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Eddie Murphy could not fuck after delirious. He had to
go home and watch first, and then fuck, there's no way.
He just unzipped and let a lady smell whatever was
underneath that.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Oh my god. Yeah. And and I will say he
did it twice.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
He was like, man, back, I'm gonna be stinky again.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
No, Here's what I think happened is the second time
he was like, hey, man, make the leather more breatheable
this time, not realizing that that's not possible at all.
It was as breatheable as it could be, and you
just gotta bunky dick again.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
I always would worry about his nipples in those outfits.
Oh yeah, hot weather nipples is probably not good.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
No idle for the first time a couple of weeks ago,
and that's not pleasant.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
They don't get it's it's bad if you.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
Get the wrong just the wrong amount of like wool
on anything, and you're not wearing like a like a
tank top underneath it, like an undershirt, and you start
all day.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
No, that's why you have to wear undertank For me,
that's why we're tank tops is to spare my nipples.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Yeah, wild feeling.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
I didn't mesh fucks my nipples up real bad. And
I always wondered why NBA players are always wearing those
tank tops underneath. I'm like, it's the same size boys,
it's not hot and anything. It's like, oh no, they're
just making their nipples not up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
That would imagine having a game that's up there with
Paul Pierce having a boo boo.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
Hey, somebody clutches their chest and they pretend to have
a heart attack, but it's just a bloody nipple.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
I've done the thing where I just woorren like a
basketball jersey outside with nothing on underneath, and that sh
it's like it's a it gets short, that logos gets
to rubbing. Man, you gotta go back to the house. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Man, Well this really devolved into some bullshit right at
the end.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
But I feel good about it.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
I mean, otherwise i'd say I'd say perfect episode. I
think we nailed it.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
Yeah, I feel good. Jay.
Speaker 2 (57:31):
Could you tell the people at home where they can
find you and what cool shit you have going on.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
Uh, you can find me on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok. All
the stuff that we're forced to do to exist in
this new digital content age that is neither good nor bad,
but we should at least be aware of it because
we are being turned into just lines of code for
bigger companies. So I'm there. I'm on all Jay Jorden,
(57:56):
I'm the only person named that, so you can find me.
There's also if you watch The Primo John Stewart, I'm
on a couple of episodes. Maybe watch those and that's it. Yeah,
and I have shows around the country, so yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Well, yeah, follow Jay, follow his little bit of code
that that's out there that we're all forced to be
a part of. Boy, you want to tell the people
where they can find you?
Speaker 1 (58:22):
Cool Gray eight jokes eighty seven on Instagram, January twenty seventh.
I'll be at the Newbery and Great Falls, Montana, March
twenty third through twenty six. Rooster t Feathers in Sunnyvale, California,
March thirty first through April first, the Dallas Comedy Club, Dallas, Texas,
and touring February seventeenth. Come to High Note Comedy in Denver.
(58:47):
We got Britney Carney and you know, February sixteenth, come
out and see me in Leuston live at the Illegia.
Speaker 3 (58:54):
Oh hell yeah. I love Brittany Garney.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
We got good stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Hell yeah. And like Bory said, fucking live show February sixteenth.
We've got some amazing comedians coming out. We're gonna have
some games, We're gonna throw out some prizes. Maybe I
don't know, I'm I'm making up shit, but come fuck
around with us. We can get some prizes, you know,
fucking oh shit, Yeah, Bory's brother is gonna do a
(59:20):
flip and uh and yeah. Come check us out. And
if you want to follow me, you can follow me
at Langston Kerrman on all platforms. And if you want
to send us your own conspiracy theories, your own drops,
your own haunting suggestions about what happened to other people's nipples,
please send them to my mama pod at gmail dot com.
(59:40):
We would love to hear from you. Okay, that's it, bye, bitch.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Chips in your quality racist have bows made money? I
can't defending turkey stuff. I can't help me.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
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