June 12, 2025 • 56 mins
Hey Lil Momma's, here another classic MMTM episode: Did Black people used to be green? Langston and David talk with Alex English (Saturday Night Live) about this viral conspiracy theory. The words of Bobby Hemmit help guide the conversation of how Black people used to be Gods and how green skin falls into that thinking. What other powers did Black people sacrifice? Are Black people sexier green? Green colorism is visited, plus they visit the depths of TikTok and find a hotep hoopin' in a Burger King crown.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
My mom used to steal Mary Kay.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Everybody's mama used to.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
And I used to steal and I used to steal
her products and give it to like girls in middle
school as like princess what so I had, Like I
had girls in middle school, I have gifted them like
anti agent cranky.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Whoa, that's nice? Am I the only one whose mother
sold Mary Kay and was then recruited into the sales?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, Mom, I don't believe my mom made it far enough,
probably because I was stealing her product and she wasn't
making it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm gonna be honest with you. My mom didn't make
it very far either, but they did not stop her
from sending me to school with like the full catalog
being like, excuse me, Ms Washington, now that class is over.
My mother wanted me to mention that she had some items.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, origin story, what do you love?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
That's like a common through line. That's a common through
line in black millennial I think like young young, like
young childhood. Every niggas mama for the most part.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So Mary Kay abused them.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah, No, I agree, quality bears are racist.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
The money turning stuff, YA can't tell me?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Oh my A thousand bottles of Loop Is Never Is
Little Mamas and Gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode of
My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
of black conspiracy theory and.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
We finally worked to prove that the scars on Seal's
face are not from a car accident. They are actually
the remnants of a curse put on him by a
voodoo woman when he sold his soul for everlasting faith Ima.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Lestin Cartman, And if I'm following this correctly, he went
to this voodoo woman voluntarily. This is he went in
and he said, gift me voodoo priestess with with what
beautiful singing voice?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, I think I think she gave him the lyrics
and kissed by a rose and she said you're good
after this?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Uh smart, She was like, you're gonna want to write
this down.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I think he asked for how he flows and yeah,
I think he knew what he wanted and he got
that as well. That was part of the package, right, Yeah,
I feel like the conversation but him and the voodoo
the voodoo queen VOOO priests was like, he was like,
can I get a successful expansive singing career, and he
(03:08):
treated it like a Genie situation where it was like
I get three of these, and she was like, I
don't do all of that, but I'll give you.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Look, I see you don't. You don't see how I work.
And that's okay. It's your first time here. You're asking
for a lot, but.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Everybody makes that mistake here with me. It's fine. I'll
give you a second one too.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm gonna throw in I can't even believe I'm doing this.
I'm gonna throw in one of the baddest white women.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
That you're not gonna keep her. You're not gonna keep her,
but you'll have her for long enough.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
She's gonna make you dress up a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Honestly on this deal. I'm actually glad we're talking about
because I wanted to bring yourself before we get into
the podcast. I just saw two dead crows. I'm gonna
walk home from the barbershop. Oh brother, that feels so
especially as fall is starting. Fuck two dead crows. If
(04:07):
you said a third, that's it, my man.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm glad you saw it. I'm glad you saw them
before you went to the barbershop because I could have
spelled out something different.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
No, no, no, no, no no. I saw them on my
walk home. I saw them not fifteen minutes ago. Yeah,
damn damn your cuts, good colors. Yeah, two deads.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Man. If I can make a suggestion to you, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't be going outside.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
For the house. Yeah, are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I think I think you got to be an indoor
kitty cat for.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I mean dead crows. Two of them. One one is like, okay,
you know, birds be out here, dyane, it can be whatever.
But like two is like, okay, somebody doing this to me.
This is this feels deliberate.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Three blocks apart as well.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Is that your neighborhood? Do you hear crows often?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Bro? I don't even see crows?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, I would. I think I think I saw, I was.
I was just like on a YouTube scroll and saw like.
I think either it's ravens or crows that know how
to like speak crows.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Crows are very cross. They also remember their enemies.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, they remember the faces of him.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh yeah, you better chill.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Either look, man, either the devil or a tachi is
about to get you.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Switch it was. I knew it was because I saw
the first one. I was like, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's like the opening scenes. It's like some Marvel character
origin story.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You saw like.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I knew it, and they already got a crow, so
you already got a CRW. You ain't the next one.
I think you're about to about to die.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
But you're about to see the raft of some ship.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Because I got through Friday the thirteenth, and I thought
I had dodged it. I was like, all right, I'm
good for the month.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh man, you're down bad. But unfortunately we don't have
time to worry about that. Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm so glad. I'm on what probably will be our
last episode of this podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And exciting news. You're listening to our new co host.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
He is.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
He is available.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm available, boys, all hell.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Last you've heard his voice already. He is a returning
guest on the podcast. He's unbelievably funny. We're so happy
he's here. You know him best from he was a
writer on SML. He's an amazing stand up comedian. He
currently has a set up on Colin Joseph Michael J Present,
New York After Dark. You're gonna love to watch it.
(06:49):
Our very funny friend, mister Alex English Boys, boys, boys,
more people need to come on like boys, boys, boys.
We don't get that energy like.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Me, like me and the gay club, boys boys, my
first my first set of words when I walk in there.
They are just all of the boys.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That just feels like a powerful feeling walking into the
gay club being like.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
General like like like did he had a freak off? Okay,
well not quiet. Let me not say that early. It
is far too early, yo. When I heard about that ship,
I was like when I when I first heard the
thousand bottles of baby oil, I'm like, well, this is
like I'm like, oh, straight, this is like straight niggas
(07:45):
trying to be get trying to do what they think.
It's honestly homophobic, homophobic wedding view that because it's like
it's literally the I think I think of that, and
I'm like, this is what like religious straight people think.
Gay guys engage, like a thousand bottles of baby oil
(08:06):
is an egregious way to approach the idea of like
that's not what we're doing. You know, well, let mean
the modest, modest two bottles, one storage, the one on
my nights paying is like what I keep up with,
you know, sometimes I run out, and sometimes I'm run
out and I'm like, you know what, I got some
(08:27):
vassiline in the bathroom that maybe we could like.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I'll be honest, I've never in my life run out
of baby oil.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I've never yeah, I've never like bought it, bought that
kind of ship in bulk. What are you doing? Also,
how many people are in the tennis that you need thousands?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I'm feeling though, can I on behalf of puff Didty Puff?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Didty Buff.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
When it's in the midst of a freak off and
it's freaking off? I imagine he's the type to be
very liberal with baby oil or in all people's heads,
brother is if you're using it, you're reasonable.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Brother. There's no way in the world he could be
conservative with the baby oil. It's not possible. A thousand bottles,
A thousand bottles now now.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay? And this and this is once again, I have
no basis for this. This is just me understanding myself
in my personality. I think I could. I think I
could not in an orgy. I think I could knock
down four or five bottles.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Easy, four or five bottles of baby oil.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I think if I'm liberal, I think if I'm doing
whatever I want. If I'm doing whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Wash your but but remember you don't you don't have
you don't have cleaners, you don't have you know what
I mean. Like part of the reason he's doing whatever
he wants this because he does and value human life.
So he goes like, I.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Bet he's scortating people's mouths. I bet he's going crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, I think I don't think that's far fetched whatsoever.
I just I'm just I'm I'm someone who has had
copious amounts of gay sex.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Congratulations on that, thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Thank you. But I can't for the life of me,
if I see a bottle of baby oil in the
in the vicinity, I'm like, well, we're not we're not
doing that because sex with that it's not great. It
smells bad, It leaves like really Mark, Mark. But I'm like,
I guess you're not really. I guess in that party
you're not really worried about your your good lennings being
(10:41):
you know, destroyed.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
And I think we also need to be clear that
this wasn't nearly as consenting sex as we are all describing,
like these are these people have been drugged, they've been coerced,
they are, Yeah, alleged.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Toothpaste and it is.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, he doesn't He doesn't give a fuck if it
feels good or if your shirt's gonna be sticky for
the next forty eight hours. Like that ain't got nothing
to do with him.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
It also feels like in the mouth that he was
using that to show his friends. Yeah, like the other
freaks come over and he's like.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And we'll get that list. We'll get that list.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I'm waiting on the videos. I'm waiting on the videos,
like stop playing, I got my I got my Twitter
notifications on my Burnner account. Waiting. I'm like, bro, as
soon as the videos dropped, I don't want to miss
cause as soon as they get pulled off the internet
gonna be mad.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I want it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I need to know, but I don't even need the audio.
I just want to see the ship or you know what.
I actually would rather have audio. Did y'all hear the video?
Did y'all hear the alleged audio of him and meet me?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
No, there's alleged audio of him there.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
People are people are speculating that it's AI, but I
don't know. It's it's too crazy and it sounds too
much like them for.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I mean, I think a lot of AI like this
is full disclosure. My algorithm lately is a lot of
like AI with Washington.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
At what point my account for you? And I had
to I had to get this off of there quickly
because I was like, this is bad? Was Ai like
ice Cube with his ass in the air? Ah Ai
Trey songs walking in a type like a skin type jumpsuit,
and I'm like, this is who? What?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
At what point did my algorithm tell me?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You like it?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
You know what? Your algorithm is clearly as filthy as mine.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
But on a different I had this conversation with so
many straight man dave Yes, it's nothing but Brazilian gat
niggas like it's all that and living single clips. That's
that's my that's my for you. You ain't even you ain't
even wrong, You ain't wrong at all. Damn nasty, just nasty.
(13:03):
And I opened it opening kind of feeling you know,
you want to be mad. You can't really be mad
at nobody but you, because you'd be like, yeah, do
be tapping like everything like you know me like this?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You don't you don't like it? You're supposed to look
at it and move on with your life.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
You like, like I like puppies and fucking you know,
cats on top of alligators and ship like that. Like
I like, I like that kind of ship too. Why
why not give you more?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Event you gave yourself small pox by liking that ship.
This is permanent, my guy.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's just clips from Zoos network. Uh uh, my past
is calling me a hood right to my face.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We have never gone this long without bringing up the
very conspiracy we are meant to talk about it. And
that's a testament to you, Alex. This has been an
amazing conversation, even on just absolute bullshit. Well you can't
to us with the conspiracy that I had never heard before. Bory,
had you heard this before?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I had not, But I'm very excited to unpack it.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, this is this is exciting shit. I immediately both
Bory and I when Olivia sent this over, we were like, well,
that's the one we want to talk about. But you said,
my mama told me black people used to be green.
(14:29):
Tell me everything you know.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Honestly, it's my knowledge is surface level. I came here
to learn. I'm sure it was like I knew that
Langston would have all of the research. It was something
I happened to scroll by on Twitter, of course, and
and see that this was something that was shared and
it was pretty surface level. It's just that based on
(14:52):
the research of I think of like meloning based skin
types are you know, I'm guessing like before or you know,
this is like pre slavery, like back to like all
the way the roots of Africa. Our skin wasn't even
nearly as dark as it can get before, you know,
(15:12):
and we were like blue and we were like shades
of green or something like back to like before before
we even got anywhere near white people, it was just
bring people. I think that's what I read.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
But that's that's.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Twitter telling me what it is. So take that what
it is. Yeah, but but it's you know, I'm kind
of from what the little that I've read, I'm like, oh,
I mean, where's the evidence that we were not? Because
I think about it, I'm like, if you were to
look up the fossils of the original people, how would
you really know what the skin type was? And we
(15:52):
didn't have like you know, we didn't I mean, we
only got what colored photos in the last like what
we've had since as long as I'm just saying everything
was black and white before that.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I like that Durre implying their world was almost in
black and white.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You know what, I kind of grew up, you know.
You watch like I love Lucy. You watch like you're like,
what were they was this life?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Just?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
They're just all the same?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
TV should have stayed black and white.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I had a black and white TV in my room
for a while, don't you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Think TV TV? I think we probably would be different.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I think it was it was slowed down, this weird
over stimulation ship. I think people would watch way less
porn if it was black and white.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Off my phone for a while, watched my Everything changed.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, it's just it takes a life out of something.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
It makes everything a little more cinematic.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, but not in a fun cinema. This is cinema class.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
But yeah, so and and you know, so that's as
much as I know about black people being green. But
I came here again knowing that there would be some
researcher doing on licensed part.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
David where to be new information? What what do you know?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
It's someone.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
For those at home? He immediately his fingers.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, you neediately hit the getting ready to say some
loud and wrong ship his fingers at the sea bulls.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
If you've called it correctly as someone who occupies the
end of the spectrum, truly cruely. Come here other colors?
Who's one I've gotten purple?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Honestly, I think you would take the pressure off. I
would love it and me be a of an ancient,
beautiful tradition and you somewhat of a racial abomination.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, you know what. Honestly, David, I'm glad you kind
of brought us into that conversation because I really thought
about it. You know, even when I introduced this topic,
when you guys ask me, I was thinking about it
that I'm like, oh, yeah, this would really like like
dark skinned black people, brown skin dark skinned brown people
(18:35):
would have like I think another you know, there's a
whole other layer to the conversation of the evolution of
our skin tone. And I'm wondering, though, you know, let's
play it, Let's play it in a way that colonization
didn't happen and like we weren't like you know, I'm thinking,
(18:57):
what if we were all what if at what point
we were all? If we were if we didn't get
fucked with. We were all green, you know. But then
as like the evolution of the world experience and skin
tones being beginning changing for whatever, let's just say, Moses,
it just starts happening. What if black people are actually
green and then we have different shades of green? We
(19:20):
got dark green people, So like I think, Dave, David,
you'd be like you'd be like forest green. Maybe I
think that's like then okay, then I'm no way, But
then like but then like brown brown, like my my color.
They're like, oh, I'm like what, I don't know. I'm like,
a what kind of green is? Like not that, but
(19:42):
like Kelly green, like I'm Kelly skin you know what
I mean? Then Langston, I think you're I think you're
lying honestly, But does would there be colorism and the
(20:03):
green people? What if we weren't never black, we were
just green skinned people.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'm very fascinated by this. I will say that when
I heard this conspiracy theory, I did not think it
included people like me when they were like black people
used to be. I think, to your point, Bory, it
is because of my existence that your greenness has been
(20:28):
stolen from you. You know what I mean, so I
take the blame for that. If that's the case, I'm
not sure.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I didn't consider it until I heard Bory say it,
and I'm like, okay, well his makes more sense. Actually
we're talking historically, Yeah, I was. I was thinking in
a world where like none of the bad shit really
happened to us, and we just kind of evolved into
a different of different shades of green at one point
or another.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
You know, here's I'm I'm brewing right now. Just just
off the top of all me, I wonder if there
is a group of people who knows that we were green,
that's why they market shipped to us as green, because
they know it's inside of us.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Number one being sprite, that's our job, menthol cigarettes, cigarettes,
the rest.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Exactly. The point is because the world sour cream and
onion chips, that's our ship.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Just had some the other day. Boom, Like I really,
all of this is making me believe that it's actually true.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
This is this is heavy ship.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
All right.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
We need to take a break. We're gonna be back
with more Alex and more. Ma Mama told me.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
She pulls out a breast and she's juggling them. Looks
like she's about to fall over. Then she bend's.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Open, pulls down her Penny's.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Spreads her cheeks. I'm not lying, I'm telling what's on
the video spreads her cheeks. This is madness.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Are back with, uh, it's not madness. The possibility that
black people in fact used to be green. M h.
I believe you have some research.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I did do some research that that man, that clip
still makes me laugh at these single times. It's unbelievable. Yes,
I did do some research on this conspiracy theory, and
as I mentioned, this was the first time that I've
ever heard this. But Olivia pointed out the fact that
there seems to be a pretty sturdy TikTok community arguing
(22:52):
this exact theory, that that all over TikTok people are
making all kinds of videos suggesting that that they're skin
in fact used to be green. Now, what I would
love to do, and I wonder if I can do
this on my own, What I would love to do
is show you guys one of those videos, because I
think it's gonna be pretty informing in terms of where
(23:13):
this conspiracy actually comes from.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
And I tell you about when your skin was once green.
You put a fake.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Ring one from this and that faith doesn't mass be fake.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Fake music came from an avoid containing iron and copper,
which has magnesium, which FETs back on your skin through
the sweat.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
The moisture goes back in the doors, causing your skin
and turn green once again.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So I say, And when I started to educate you
on that, I'm pseudo.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Right.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Pseudo means that something that is made up of peticius.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
All right, I'm back out.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Uh yo?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Why do why do all hell tips? Why do all
hell tips talk like they like they hoopy.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Does the dunking on your um? You don't know your history,
so you're hitting you with that fucking historical crick cross.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
You know what I mean. I don't know how much
I'm willing to listen to a nigga with a burger
king crown on. I just don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I know exactly how much I'm willing to listen, and
it's zero zero. I would have walked into that, into
that workshop, immediately turned right around and then like my bad, y'all,
this was a mistake I apologize for.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
There are there are people seated and attentive, so that
makes me think, oh, there was an event bright made
for this event, right, somebody came here with the intention
of hearing about their what was once their green skin.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
My man put out some crudite and said, sit down,
Sit down, you got a lot to talk about.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
If you're gonna talk to me with the crown on,
it has to be metallic based. Listen to a man
in a plastic crown. I just can't. It's ok.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And what he's saying, my brother, is that that is
part of your brainwashing. He's explaining in the video. And
it's a shame you don't listen, David, because he's explaining
very clearly in the video that our relationship with these
expensive metals is fake. That's the real fraud. We need
to be putting copper on our skin and iron so
(25:28):
that the magnesium from our sweat can soak back in us,
turning our skin green the way it's supposed to be.
Wake up, my nigga, or get off the fucking mic.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh what's your chat made out of? You got a
copper chain right now?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Okay? So do you do you think that when someone
gets a bad ear, like an infection from an ear
person and in turns of our ear grain, do you think,
do you then think that that's like science trying to
tell us something.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
That's what he says, infections, what's taking me back to
the base of who I'm supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
We're viewing it as an infection, and that is part
of the brain washing.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Also, that's what he's saying. He's saying that the hurt
that you feel when your ear becomes green and almost
swollen pussy, He's saying that that, in fact, is just
the transformation of you back to God. That is you going.
It is painful to return to your true self, and
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the true self you are is green.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
My brother, listen, I'm here for it.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Honestly, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Do you not.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I feel like you're already forgetting what this guy looks
like you want to You're already forgetting and had a
plaster crown and aviator man who's here to lead you
to anything?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
No, he's listen. He's not an inspiring spokesman. But we're
early in the company. We can't afford Lebron yet, but
we'll get to Lebron. We'll make our way up to Lebron.
But for now, the young man and the burger ground
is gonna have to do every video that I seem
to come across to some extent is making a similar
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argument that this it's sort of just a bunch of
it's just a bunch of people with fake jewelry on
being like, I ain't gotta buy real ones, just me
turning back to God.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Does not need to be from Cuba.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
And now that they and they got like a bad
reaction to the jewelry, they're just like they're rationalizing as like, oh,
you know what, that's not the jewelry. That's that's I
got to spread this message to people. It is just
rooted in like people getting bad.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
It's a classic Adam, he and your pants is cool.
Everybody piece of their pants?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, it truly. And look, I'm all for for us
empowering ourselves beyond traditional white education, right that I do
think the the white world would tell us that black
people have existed X amount of years and it may
in fact have been millennia past whatever that at that
version of understanding is that said, I don't like when
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we buy into sort of anti white history, anti white
teachings at our own expense, you know what I mean, Like, nigga,
your neck hurts, your wrist hurts.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Your ears about to fall off.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You are infected star but you're not.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
But you to your point, like stay, I think if
there were any conspiracy theories to me, this is truly
the most innocent one, because because it feels like any
you know, a lot of the rhetoric that these people
spew are usually like, yeah, the white person did this
to us, And I'm like, no, this, you know, this
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feels very like, oh, something happened, you know, and maybe
not something that was like manipulated, you know, by an
outside source. This is just something somebody he's he's very chemically.
He kept saying things like magnee in chemistry as explanation
for it. So but I mean, I'd be a fool
to think. He feels like there's no way.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I hate to break it to you and and I
don't like being this person, but one hundred percent they
blame white people this transformation. So what you should know,
and this is something we've talked about in the past
as it relates to a gentleman by the name of
Bobby Hemmett. Bobby Himmtt is the historian I often turn
to for uh, for all my hotel knowledge.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
He's really a light in the dark for you, he is.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I think whenever I'm in doubt, I'm like, there's there's
a Bobby Hemmetck quote relating to this, Okay, and it
usually is absolute nonsense. But that said, he talks a
lot about a history that is sort of unwritten about
the Black race, that we in fact used to be gods,
that we were like these sort of like eternal beings
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that had like full control, we could fly, we had
different sort of like a glow about us and shit,
and that it is through history that black people essentially
had to sacrifice our god like power and thus find
our way back to that god experience. So our journey
through like the negative white history that exists is us
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just having basically taking taken our powers away and allowing
whatever sort of like transference of pain and suffering to
allow us to recreate ourselves as god and ascend beyond
the god level that we used to be. It's the
only way you can ascend as a god is to
fail and start over again, is basically his argument. And
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I think I say all that to say I think
Green Skin sort of falls into that same type of thinking,
that this is a reflection of our sort of godlike
powers that we sacrifice to be here.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
God's white. I just want to I want to throw
this out. I want to see what you guys think
about this. Are we sexy or green?
Speaker 6 (31:08):
You know?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I listen?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Thank you for asking.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
This is a fabulous question when when you think about
the way, think about the way on which brown, our brownness,
our brown identity is like labeled as like chocolate. How
manytimes if you've been like told, I don't know, dog,
I think I would rather be referred to as like
minty than like chocolate.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Oh really minty.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
If I was green, I would love to be like
a minty assig, minty fresh.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
It does sound cool.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Chocolate never sounded bad.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Never, It has never really sat right with you.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
It's also never been my description, so I think I
yearned for it.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I think, yeah, did you get vanilla? You get like vanilla?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Like you know, it's always my ship is always offensive.
It's always butter. It's somebody saying butterscotch. But they say
it in a mean way, you know what I mean.
They're never like you, a beautiful butter Scott. They like
butter scotch, azz, nigga and.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
It's not that.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Even if you say it nicely, it's mean spirit.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, there's something hateful in it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Well, yeah, I'll say like listening being being Having white
men referred to me as chocolate at one point or another,
I'm like, yeah, I just I don't I don't need that.
But if I heard you real mentee, I'm like, hmm yeah, yeah, yeah,
smell good.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
It's fascinating about what you're talking about, alex Is. It
reminds me of something. And this is this also relates
to history that I've I've learned from Bobby Hemmett but
also a few other places. But it talks a little.
It reminds me of something called melanin theory. Melan in theory.
I don't know how familiar you are with it, but
melo and in theory is essentially the argument that black
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people are in fact, just physically and internally stronger and
better than white people because of the melanin in our
skin throughout our bodies.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Which is why doctors be like, yeah, you're good, and
you still got fucking like arm torn off and you good.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, Well that certainly that's where it works in the
opposite direction, right, is that like white people for years
believed and the history of gynecology was in fact built
this way because white people believe that that black people
didn't feel pain, literally that like we had no access
to pain nerve endings, and therefore you could do whatever
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the fuck you wanted to us. Or when we complained
about pain, it was false because.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
We it really, it really goes even even it's kind
of it's that's that kind of exists even within the race,
because how many times has a little black boy fallen
on the ground he started crying and an auntie, uncle,
or even like a parent is just like, man, get
you lass up, you ain't ain't nothing wrong with you. Meanwhile,
he's like in pain, you know what I mean, Like
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it happened to me enough, Ain't not the wrong with that, nigga?
Get a Meanwhile you're literally bleeding.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, I'm curious to hear from both of you how
that supports or jets against the possibility of the greenness
of it all, because if we're embracing the green, I
don't know that melanin is green. I think melanin specifically
is sort of these the darkness of skin tone or
the brownness that I think we equate with blackness.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Obviously I don't know, I can give up my melanin,
which is a known fact for the possibility of chlorophyll
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
They Yeah, yeah, because I mean are we first? I mean,
if that's the case, then we are like the first
plant based people.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well that that is in a lot of the research,
that research that I've I've seen a lot of people
make not plant based people arguments, but more suggestions that
we have like this deeper connection with the Sun, the Earth,
almost in a photosynthetic type way, that like we we
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soak up their rays, the Sun's rays in a way
that empowers us more than just like makes us look good,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
So now it makes me wonder, you know. And I
am an avid weed smoker. If having if smoking weed
in fact does something different to us than it does
to white people, does it make us higher? I think maybe, WHOA,
maybe we don't. I'm leaving room for that to be
if we are, if we are the people of the
Earth and the Sun, and like, hey, maybe there's also
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that can there's also that conspiracy that you know that
I think at this point has been disproven that we
don't don't we don't suffer from sunburn. But it's been disproven,
but to some level. I'll tell you, I've been in
the sun place. I've never been sunburned a day in
my life, which.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Is that game? And I refuse, I just refuse.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
You don't need You've never put on sunscreen once.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I rarely have I ever put on that screen.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I laugh at the fact. Wow, I mock openly. My
little brothers are biracial, and one of the first times
I ever remember my littlest brother getting truly angry, he
fell asleep and he got a sunburn. My mom and
I made fun of it and we were like, you
got a sound burn, and he was like, now you
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turn red. He's also showing some of that light skin rage.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, no, I gotta put it on.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Put it on.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I don't have to put it on every time I
go out, And I rarely put it on if I'm
not like at a beach or at a pool. But
if I'm at a beach or a pool, I put
it on.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest every time I
put it on. So the screen, I've been like in
my head, I'm just like, I don't need this ship. Yeah,
this is like performative.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
You know what I mean. Yeah, everybody's doing it, so
I put it on to you.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I guess these are white rules. I don't really know
what y'all like.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, this got to do with me for years. I
for years try to be defiant about it and be like, nah,
I don't need that, and then got enough sunburns. I
was like, Bro, you can't keep living like this. This
is yeah, crazy, I don't.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
I've never had a sunburn in my life, even in
the blistering sons of Africa, never being in South America.
No burns.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Wow, beautiful, beautiful life.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
This is starting to hold up, y'all.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
So it does, okay. I don't want to transfer this.
I think in melan and theory, in that side of things,
I'm wealthy. I don't want to go to this green
thing where I'm at a dearth.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah that's fair. It's a big swing, it's a big risk.
It's a big risk to buy into. I don't know
if it's worth it, but I am excited to tell
you guys a little bit more. There's a little bit
more research that I have to share with you. So
let's take a break. We're gonna take a break. We'll
be back with more Alex English and more. Ma Mama
told me.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Pot my butt, pop pop my butt, pot my butt,
pop potman butt.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Do you know what pot my butt meant to Harriet Tubman?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Do you know what that meant? It meant a whip.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Probably my most favorite moment on television ever.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Oh god, I don't even know. The backstory is.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
She was a Love and hip hop and that was
the Yeah, the lady was a love and Hip hop
and she I forget what reason she showed up to
the show, whatever part of her life needed to be fixed,
but she did something. I mean, I would imagine that
if you were on Love and Hip Hop, you definitely
need your life fixed at some point or another.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
I don't know that Ayama was specifying. I think she
was just meant to fix your whole ship. Oh ship,
you're right, you're a piece of ship. Yeah, And I'm
gonna make you less a piece of ship by the
time I'm done with you.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
And she had that woman, and that woman had a
song out with those lyrics, and so she made her
read her own lyrics to a photo of Ross.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Part honestly, but I had to read a transcript of
this podcast to like sojourn the truth. Also feel good.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Bro. If if if any of our ancestors I saw
the way that we behave and talk and think about
this shit, they curses the coffin.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Bro, I've seen.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Current relatives don't listen to this, like the live ones.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah no, this is a nightmare for anybody who loves
us or or wished better for us. Another sort of
thinking in this this green theory that I came across
because when I initially looked up can black people used
to be green? One of the things that pops up.
It talks about sort of our historical relationship with green energy,
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not necessarily green skin. That like, specifically when you look
up black people used to be green? It talks about
how sort of like green our culture has been historically.
That like reusing shopping bags as trash bags, using old
containers for other purposes.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Like do we make that up?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
White people don't do that?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I don't know that they do it the way that
we do it.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I mean, the trash bags under the sink are definitely
that's one of the most connecting I mean, that could
be a class thing also, but I'm I'm willing to
hear the research backing up that you know, you know
because you also you also have what we share. What
I know that we share with the Latino community is
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that the Grandma happened like a cookie team, but we're
like hair here knitting.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
We share that. Yeah, because everybody those cookies I have
and they're ass I've.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Seen I've seen it. I've seen it with the proper
contents before, but you always know it's gonna end up
being something else in like the next two weeks.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
It really blows my mind that that many people bought
them cookies because.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
You notice the only bottom ones one.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, that's true. You just needed some rehere to put
your knitting products.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
So I'll suffer through this first bat.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
But I can't. I can't remember a time where like,
oh yeah, even like how the Crisco can on the stove,
you just go ahead and put your grease from your
last you know, now your chicken taste like fish.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
The reusing they talk about that, the reusing of the grease,
the the sort of even the reusing of a large
can to put the grease in and store is an
example of something that that specifically they're saying is sort
of black rooted.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
So you know what I'm hearing.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
You know what I'm hearing a little bit. Do you
guys I want to see do you guys stretch body wash?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
And like I.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Have, I'm in a different financial situation now, you know.
But but let me tell you something. Let me tell
you something more. It's not even about that, because there
have been days where I forgot that I didn't have
enough body so for the next wash. And yeah, it's
getting the water is going in the bottle. So actually,
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ain't even about that. It's like sometimes you just be forgetting,
like oh I didn't buy I forgot to go get
some more doves and you in the shower. I'll say,
here's what I'm Here's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Gosso.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah, climate change not Nigga's fault.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Come on, I like problem a problem. It is a problem.
I'm going to be honest, problem to address because it
affects us.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
But it's not our fault that it ain't gotten.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
That's generational. I do feel like Jerry Curl asked niggas
set back.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, I can't exactly say you have a small carbon
footprint with you putting wet fumes in the air, So.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
What you what you're saying is coming to America. However,
however much was in However, it's product they used was
a part of the problem. Very specific scene. I hope
I didn't have I hope they didn't have to do
that scene a bunch of times. Hopefully it was one take.
I hope so glove was one take.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Damn, damn. But I think we're good.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
One of the other things that they point to is
even our relationship with food, right that specifically our food
was often viewed as the scraps for everybody else. Right,
it is food that they were essentially throwing away that
they were like, here, you can have this monkey's and
then we were able to build not just a meal
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at the time, but like an entire culture around the
foods that were thrown away, thus sort of reintroducing uses
for animals and for byproducts in a way that that
others had not imagined in the past.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Have you ever thought this just came to you? Ever
thought how mad the slave masters must have been if
they tried so food and it was good?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, Abs, They're what like, you gotta you gotta show
pleasure from some ship that these you know lesstands made
like holy shit, but they actually do things right and
like better and like better than us. You have to
admit to yourself like this is better, arguably better.
Speaker 7 (45:21):
Nigga nigga Jim, come in, come in real quick. So
you're telling me this is the foot, nigga Jim. You're
telling me this is the foot because I gave this
to you to make you feel small. Yeah, this is delicious.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
You mean to tell me this actually has protein, like
this actually has like health. This need improve my life.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
This is so much better than Diane's green.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
What is this I give to you as a joke?
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yeah, I did need to insult you.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I thought you would wrap it around your children's neck
and call it jewelry.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
I didn't think you.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Mean to tell me y'all are taking y'all taking y'all
eating this food and then dad in y'all mouths like good,
thank you, d delic.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
To me to Atlanta and sell it for fifty I'm
tired of overpaying food.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
I'm just saying that, Hey, that's fair, that is fair.
I was gonna say this made me think of because
I did also have one other thing that I was like,
oh well maybe there's some concepts here that we probably
aren't thinking about, because like, look there, I love it
when we have to play the game of was that
cartoon character black?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
You're bringing it up for me, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
And you know not not very long ago, I was
at my boyfriend's apartment and we were watching TV, and
I was like, have you ever seen that? He's from Brazil?
So he does not know? He did not No, he
didn't grow up watching he didn't grow up watching like Nickelodeon.
And so I turned on an episode of Doug for
him and I was like, there's his blue best friend.
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His friend is blue. And he was like okay, and
I'm like, word up, but I need I need you
to know something. While we watched the series, he's black.
He's black, And now that I think about it, Roger
Klaus is black girl because he's actually green, because Skeeter
has like blueness to.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Him, Skeeter's Skeeter's deeply blue, Roger blue.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
But there was there was a lot of thought around
him being black. But then I think about it and
I'm like, oh, well, Roger is like.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
You know, I'm gonna be honest with you. I never
thought Roger was black.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
I never thought Roger was black because because Missus Dink
was giving Weezy Jefferson all the way, Like I used
to think that was the actress who was voicing that character.
For minute, like they sounds very much alike. But absolutely absolutely,
mister Dinks a nigga. That where a nigga that where
blazer with a turtleneck all year around. Yeah, that's a
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different that's a black man. He getting into high jinks.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Also, she was very.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
See and that's why I appreciate I appreciate that famously. Yeah,
that show really gave you. Hey, we don't do colorism here.
You can be black and be the mayor, the mayor's daughter.
You can be the neighbor that's got money in inventing stuff.
You can be the girl that people want to date. Yeah,
and you can be the cool guy to know how
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to turn his body into all sorts of notts and
ship like that.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yeah, Roger is poor, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Roger Roger was poor. Yeah, Roger was was poor. He
was trash.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
He was either a poor white or one of those
one of those Mexican dudes who who like really likes
the ramones. You know what, I mean.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Exactly what you mean.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, yeah, but Doug was Douglas Douglas. Doug was inclusive.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
But one of the things that that the last piece
of research that I came across was sort of this
suggestion that green in television does equate to black people.
That like, especially in media, we often are seeing these
green characters, but they are in fact sort of like
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black aligned Gomorrah from Guardians that the galaxy is green
but black, Piccolo is green but black. There they live, right,
Prince her?
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Is it her gown green?
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah, she's a.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yes, it's like a green it has like green and
yellow in it. I think green, right, yeah, but her
frag color is for sure.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, that we are we are depicted as green in
media even when we are we are not green in person.
And they would argue that that that is simply much
in the way that you were saying that, like green
products are pitched to us, they are somehow finding our
true green selves even as they deny our green history.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Damn. So when somebody says you're green with envy, that
baby and racist.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Oh, when that's that's racism.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Green being associated with envy, Now, okay, us. Well, I
do know, I do know some hay and ass niggas.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
So.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Both can be true.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
I don't think maybe both can be true.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah, but that's kind of it. It seems if I
were to I don't know, boy, do you want to
put a cap on this? Where you land in all
of this? Well, this conspiracy theory does have angles that
I like and appreciate. I am so dark skinned that
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I have to live in the now. That's fair. I
hear you, well, Alex, where are you well?
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I want to say this, I'm so glad that this
conversation has had between I would say it's the gradient,
you know, it's the gradient for for us like me
in the middle, me sandwiched between. I'm like, this is
the perfect kind of conversation. Three black men of today,
you know should be This is the perfect conversation.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
It truly is the evolutionary chart.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Get it.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
We need we need a green nigga on the other
side of.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
To round it out, you know, like a true black
man's round table.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Me to Alex, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
I'm gonna I think I'm gonna fall in line with like,
you know, it really does feel religious in a way
where like there are things that I'm absolutely in this
conversation going to straight up rejects, But there are things
that actually make me feel good in this conversation also
where I'm like, well, I'm willing to I'm willing to
let that be my version of the truth of it.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
You know.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yeah, I think I think that the suggestion of green
skin almost distracts from the good that is underneath this conversation. Yeah,
I do not genuinely believe that black people used to
be green, but I do fully believe that there is
massive parts of our sort of like history that have
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been manipulated or water genealogy, Yeah, that has been made
less fantastical than they probably are, and in that way,
we have not yet found our way back to our
greatest potential. Like that all seems possible even if our
skin remains exactly as it is.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, it feels it feels inspired.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, overall, I think this is a great conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yeah, it really does.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
It's a great launch point.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
I think the tone of the conspiracy is to uplift
and in power rather than like it feels like less
of a all the action for like someone to do
something drastic, you know, or maybe you know, somebody, somebody's
like I want to come back, and they start like putting.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yeah, I think, yeah, you don't have to aspire to
anything other than continuing to be your great self and
presuming the best of your people and and our futures.
It truly, it has all the potential in the world
to just make us feel good. Unlike most of the
conspiracies on this show, which are like, Nigga, you're secretly
getting whipped and here's why and how, and it's like
(53:32):
all right, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
When it's just like real, like it'll be yeah, yeah shp,
then you like can't wait for my man Langston to
dispel this rumor. And then it's just like no, they're
trying to get us.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Look at look at them engaging and holly weird again.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah yeah, So I think we all feel good, which
is really nice. We did it. And and Alex, you
want to tell the people where they can find you?
Cool ship you got going on?
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Well, you know, I'm out here in these streets. I'm
about I'm back back on the stand up grind. You
can check out New York after Dark on Peacock. That
was a fun time. I'm on Alex English Instagram a
L e X English but spelled English with the number
three as the yeah, because that's you know. I still
(54:24):
I still use handles like like black Planet, like black
Planet pages and Alex English dot co O is my
website where I'll be posting all future dates and those
will be those will be announced soon when a nigga
(54:46):
gets let go from his job. But like for like
in comedy and then he's like, oh, I got to
figure out my dates. Yeah, just follow me online, follow
me online and you'll see me posh and I'll be
in your town.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
This whole time is open.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, Okay, I could have been asking for today, but yeah,
I'll be around. I'll be out and around.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Yeah, Bory what you got?
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (55:10):
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Speaker 3 (56:12):
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My mom used to steal Mary Kay.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Everybody's mama used to.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
And I used to steal and I used to steal
her products and give it to like girls in middle
school as like princess what so I had, Like I
had girls in middle school, I have gifted them like
anti agent cranky.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Whoa, that's nice? Am I the only one whose mother
sold Mary Kay and was then recruited into the sales?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, Mom, I don't believe my mom made it far enough,
probably because I was stealing her product and she wasn't
making it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm gonna be honest with you. My mom didn't make
it very far either, but they did not stop her
from sending me to school with like the full catalog
being like, excuse me, Ms Washington, now that class is over.
My mother wanted me to mention that she had some items.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, origin story, what do you love?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
That's like a common through line. That's a common through
line in black millennial I think like young young, like
young childhood. Every niggas mama for the most part.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So Mary Kay abused them.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah, No, I agree, quality bears are racist.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
The money turning stuff, YA can't tell me?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Oh my A thousand bottles of Loop Is Never Is
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My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
of black conspiracy theory and.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
We finally worked to prove that the scars on Seal's
face are not from a car accident. They are actually
the remnants of a curse put on him by a
voodoo woman when he sold his soul for everlasting faith Ima.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Lestin Cartman, And if I'm following this correctly, he went
to this voodoo woman voluntarily. This is he went in
and he said, gift me voodoo priestess with with what
beautiful singing voice?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, I think I think she gave him the lyrics
and kissed by a rose and she said you're good
after this?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Uh smart, She was like, you're gonna want to write
this down.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I think he asked for how he flows and yeah,
I think he knew what he wanted and he got
that as well. That was part of the package, right, Yeah,
I feel like the conversation but him and the voodoo
the voodoo queen VOOO priests was like, he was like,
can I get a successful expansive singing career, and he
(03:08):
treated it like a Genie situation where it was like
I get three of these, and she was like, I
don't do all of that, but I'll give you.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Look, I see you don't. You don't see how I work.
And that's okay. It's your first time here. You're asking
for a lot, but.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Everybody makes that mistake here with me. It's fine. I'll
give you a second one too.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm gonna throw in I can't even believe I'm doing this.
I'm gonna throw in one of the baddest white women.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
That you're not gonna keep her. You're not gonna keep her,
but you'll have her for long enough.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
She's gonna make you dress up a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Honestly on this deal. I'm actually glad we're talking about
because I wanted to bring yourself before we get into
the podcast. I just saw two dead crows. I'm gonna
walk home from the barbershop. Oh brother, that feels so
especially as fall is starting. Fuck two dead crows. If
(04:07):
you said a third, that's it, my man.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm glad you saw it. I'm glad you saw them
before you went to the barbershop because I could have
spelled out something different.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
No, no, no, no, no no. I saw them on my
walk home. I saw them not fifteen minutes ago. Yeah,
damn damn your cuts, good colors. Yeah, two deads.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Man. If I can make a suggestion to you, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't be going outside.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
For the house. Yeah, are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I think I think you got to be an indoor
kitty cat for.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I mean dead crows. Two of them. One one is like, okay,
you know, birds be out here, dyane, it can be whatever.
But like two is like, okay, somebody doing this to me.
This is this feels deliberate.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Three blocks apart as well.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Is that your neighborhood? Do you hear crows often?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Bro? I don't even see crows?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, I would. I think I think I saw, I was.
I was just like on a YouTube scroll and saw like.
I think either it's ravens or crows that know how
to like speak crows.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Crows are very cross. They also remember their enemies.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, they remember the faces of him.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh yeah, you better chill.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Either look, man, either the devil or a tachi is
about to get you.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Switch it was. I knew it was because I saw
the first one. I was like, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's like the opening scenes. It's like some Marvel character
origin story.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You saw like.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I knew it, and they already got a crow, so
you already got a CRW. You ain't the next one.
I think you're about to about to die.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
But you're about to see the raft of some ship.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Because I got through Friday the thirteenth, and I thought
I had dodged it. I was like, all right, I'm
good for the month.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh man, you're down bad. But unfortunately we don't have
time to worry about that. Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm so glad. I'm on what probably will be our
last episode of this podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And exciting news. You're listening to our new co host.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
He is.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
He is available.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm available, boys, all hell.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Last you've heard his voice already. He is a returning
guest on the podcast. He's unbelievably funny. We're so happy
he's here. You know him best from he was a
writer on SML. He's an amazing stand up comedian. He
currently has a set up on Colin Joseph Michael J Present,
New York After Dark. You're gonna love to watch it.
(06:49):
Our very funny friend, mister Alex English Boys, boys, boys,
more people need to come on like boys, boys, boys.
We don't get that energy like.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Me, like me and the gay club, boys boys, my
first my first set of words when I walk in there.
They are just all of the boys.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That just feels like a powerful feeling walking into the
gay club being like.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
General like like like did he had a freak off? Okay,
well not quiet. Let me not say that early. It
is far too early, yo. When I heard about that ship,
I was like when I when I first heard the
thousand bottles of baby oil, I'm like, well, this is
like I'm like, oh, straight, this is like straight niggas
(07:45):
trying to be get trying to do what they think.
It's honestly homophobic, homophobic wedding view that because it's like
it's literally the I think I think of that, and
I'm like, this is what like religious straight people think.
Gay guys engage, like a thousand bottles of baby oil
(08:06):
is an egregious way to approach the idea of like
that's not what we're doing. You know, well, let mean
the modest, modest two bottles, one storage, the one on
my nights paying is like what I keep up with,
you know, sometimes I run out, and sometimes I'm run
out and I'm like, you know what, I got some
(08:27):
vassiline in the bathroom that maybe we could like.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I'll be honest, I've never in my life run out
of baby oil.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I've never yeah, I've never like bought it, bought that
kind of ship in bulk. What are you doing? Also,
how many people are in the tennis that you need thousands?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I'm feeling though, can I on behalf of puff Didty Puff?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Didty Buff.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
When it's in the midst of a freak off and
it's freaking off? I imagine he's the type to be
very liberal with baby oil or in all people's heads,
brother is if you're using it, you're reasonable.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Brother. There's no way in the world he could be
conservative with the baby oil. It's not possible. A thousand bottles,
A thousand bottles now now.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay? And this and this is once again, I have
no basis for this. This is just me understanding myself
in my personality. I think I could. I think I
could not in an orgy. I think I could knock
down four or five bottles.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Easy, four or five bottles of baby oil.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I think if I'm liberal, I think if I'm doing
whatever I want. If I'm doing whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Wash your but but remember you don't you don't have
you don't have cleaners, you don't have you know what
I mean. Like part of the reason he's doing whatever
he wants this because he does and value human life.
So he goes like, I.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Bet he's scortating people's mouths. I bet he's going crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, I think I don't think that's far fetched whatsoever.
I just I'm just I'm I'm someone who has had
copious amounts of gay sex.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Congratulations on that, thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Thank you. But I can't for the life of me,
if I see a bottle of baby oil in the
in the vicinity, I'm like, well, we're not we're not
doing that because sex with that it's not great. It
smells bad, It leaves like really Mark, Mark. But I'm like,
I guess you're not really. I guess in that party
you're not really worried about your your good lennings being
(10:41):
you know, destroyed.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
And I think we also need to be clear that
this wasn't nearly as consenting sex as we are all describing,
like these are these people have been drugged, they've been coerced,
they are, Yeah, alleged.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Toothpaste and it is.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, he doesn't He doesn't give a fuck if it
feels good or if your shirt's gonna be sticky for
the next forty eight hours. Like that ain't got nothing
to do with him.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
It also feels like in the mouth that he was
using that to show his friends. Yeah, like the other
freaks come over and he's like.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And we'll get that list. We'll get that list.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I'm waiting on the videos. I'm waiting on the videos,
like stop playing, I got my I got my Twitter
notifications on my Burnner account. Waiting. I'm like, bro, as
soon as the videos dropped, I don't want to miss
cause as soon as they get pulled off the internet
gonna be mad.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I want it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I need to know, but I don't even need the audio.
I just want to see the ship or you know what.
I actually would rather have audio. Did y'all hear the video?
Did y'all hear the alleged audio of him and meet me?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
No, there's alleged audio of him there.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
People are people are speculating that it's AI, but I
don't know. It's it's too crazy and it sounds too
much like them for.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I mean, I think a lot of AI like this
is full disclosure. My algorithm lately is a lot of
like AI with Washington.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
At what point my account for you? And I had
to I had to get this off of there quickly
because I was like, this is bad? Was Ai like
ice Cube with his ass in the air? Ah Ai
Trey songs walking in a type like a skin type jumpsuit,
and I'm like, this is who? What?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
At what point did my algorithm tell me?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You like it?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
You know what? Your algorithm is clearly as filthy as mine.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
But on a different I had this conversation with so
many straight man dave Yes, it's nothing but Brazilian gat
niggas like it's all that and living single clips. That's
that's my that's my for you. You ain't even you ain't
even wrong, You ain't wrong at all. Damn nasty, just nasty.
(13:03):
And I opened it opening kind of feeling you know,
you want to be mad. You can't really be mad
at nobody but you, because you'd be like, yeah, do
be tapping like everything like you know me like this?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You don't you don't like it? You're supposed to look
at it and move on with your life.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
You like, like I like puppies and fucking you know,
cats on top of alligators and ship like that. Like
I like, I like that kind of ship too. Why
why not give you more?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Event you gave yourself small pox by liking that ship.
This is permanent, my guy.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's just clips from Zoos network. Uh uh, my past
is calling me a hood right to my face.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We have never gone this long without bringing up the
very conspiracy we are meant to talk about it. And
that's a testament to you, Alex. This has been an
amazing conversation, even on just absolute bullshit. Well you can't
to us with the conspiracy that I had never heard before. Bory,
had you heard this before?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I had not, But I'm very excited to unpack it.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, this is this is exciting shit. I immediately both
Bory and I when Olivia sent this over, we were like, well,
that's the one we want to talk about. But you said,
my mama told me black people used to be green.
(14:29):
Tell me everything you know.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Honestly, it's my knowledge is surface level. I came here
to learn. I'm sure it was like I knew that
Langston would have all of the research. It was something
I happened to scroll by on Twitter, of course, and
and see that this was something that was shared and
it was pretty surface level. It's just that based on
(14:52):
the research of I think of like meloning based skin
types are you know, I'm guessing like before or you know,
this is like pre slavery, like back to like all
the way the roots of Africa. Our skin wasn't even
nearly as dark as it can get before, you know,
(15:12):
and we were like blue and we were like shades
of green or something like back to like before before
we even got anywhere near white people, it was just
bring people. I think that's what I read.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
But that's that's.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Twitter telling me what it is. So take that what
it is. Yeah, but but it's you know, I'm kind
of from what the little that I've read, I'm like, oh,
I mean, where's the evidence that we were not? Because
I think about it, I'm like, if you were to
look up the fossils of the original people, how would
you really know what the skin type was? And we
(15:52):
didn't have like you know, we didn't I mean, we
only got what colored photos in the last like what
we've had since as long as I'm just saying everything
was black and white before that.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I like that Durre implying their world was almost in
black and white.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You know what, I kind of grew up, you know.
You watch like I love Lucy. You watch like you're like,
what were they was this life?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Just?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
They're just all the same?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
TV should have stayed black and white.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I had a black and white TV in my room
for a while, don't you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Think TV TV? I think we probably would be different.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I think it was it was slowed down, this weird
over stimulation ship. I think people would watch way less
porn if it was black and white.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Off my phone for a while, watched my Everything changed.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, it's just it takes a life out of something.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
It makes everything a little more cinematic.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, but not in a fun cinema. This is cinema class.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
But yeah, so and and you know, so that's as
much as I know about black people being green. But
I came here again knowing that there would be some
researcher doing on licensed part.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
David where to be new information? What what do you know?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
It's someone.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
For those at home? He immediately his fingers.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, you neediately hit the getting ready to say some
loud and wrong ship his fingers at the sea bulls.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
If you've called it correctly as someone who occupies the
end of the spectrum, truly cruely. Come here other colors?
Who's one I've gotten purple?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Honestly, I think you would take the pressure off. I
would love it and me be a of an ancient,
beautiful tradition and you somewhat of a racial abomination.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, you know what. Honestly, David, I'm glad you kind
of brought us into that conversation because I really thought
about it. You know, even when I introduced this topic,
when you guys ask me, I was thinking about it
that I'm like, oh, yeah, this would really like like
dark skinned black people, brown skin dark skinned brown people
(18:35):
would have like I think another you know, there's a
whole other layer to the conversation of the evolution of
our skin tone. And I'm wondering, though, you know, let's
play it, Let's play it in a way that colonization
didn't happen and like we weren't like you know, I'm thinking,
(18:57):
what if we were all what if at what point
we were all? If we were if we didn't get
fucked with. We were all green, you know. But then
as like the evolution of the world experience and skin
tones being beginning changing for whatever, let's just say, Moses,
it just starts happening. What if black people are actually
green and then we have different shades of green? We
(19:20):
got dark green people, So like I think, Dave, David,
you'd be like you'd be like forest green. Maybe I
think that's like then okay, then I'm no way, But
then like but then like brown brown, like my my color.
They're like, oh, I'm like what, I don't know. I'm like,
a what kind of green is? Like not that, but
(19:42):
like Kelly green, like I'm Kelly skin you know what
I mean? Then Langston, I think you're I think you're
lying honestly, But does would there be colorism and the
(20:03):
green people? What if we weren't never black, we were
just green skinned people.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'm very fascinated by this. I will say that when
I heard this conspiracy theory, I did not think it
included people like me when they were like black people
used to be. I think, to your point, Bory, it
is because of my existence that your greenness has been
(20:28):
stolen from you. You know what I mean, so I
take the blame for that. If that's the case, I'm
not sure.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I didn't consider it until I heard Bory say it,
and I'm like, okay, well his makes more sense. Actually
we're talking historically, Yeah, I was. I was thinking in
a world where like none of the bad shit really
happened to us, and we just kind of evolved into
a different of different shades of green at one point
or another.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
You know, here's I'm I'm brewing right now. Just just
off the top of all me, I wonder if there
is a group of people who knows that we were green,
that's why they market shipped to us as green, because
they know it's inside of us.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Number one being sprite, that's our job, menthol cigarettes, cigarettes,
the rest.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Exactly. The point is because the world sour cream and
onion chips, that's our ship.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Just had some the other day. Boom, Like I really,
all of this is making me believe that it's actually true.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
This is this is heavy ship.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
All right.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
We need to take a break. We're gonna be back
with more Alex and more. Ma Mama told me.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
She pulls out a breast and she's juggling them. Looks
like she's about to fall over. Then she bend's.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Open, pulls down her Penny's.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Spreads her cheeks. I'm not lying, I'm telling what's on
the video spreads her cheeks. This is madness.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Are back with, uh, it's not madness. The possibility that
black people in fact used to be green. M h.
I believe you have some research.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I did do some research that that man, that clip
still makes me laugh at these single times. It's unbelievable. Yes,
I did do some research on this conspiracy theory, and
as I mentioned, this was the first time that I've
ever heard this. But Olivia pointed out the fact that
there seems to be a pretty sturdy TikTok community arguing
(22:52):
this exact theory, that that all over TikTok people are
making all kinds of videos suggesting that that they're skin
in fact used to be green. Now, what I would
love to do, and I wonder if I can do
this on my own, What I would love to do
is show you guys one of those videos, because I
think it's gonna be pretty informing in terms of where
(23:13):
this conspiracy actually comes from.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
And I tell you about when your skin was once green.
You put a fake.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Ring one from this and that faith doesn't mass be fake.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Fake music came from an avoid containing iron and copper,
which has magnesium, which FETs back on your skin through
the sweat.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
The moisture goes back in the doors, causing your skin
and turn green once again.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So I say, And when I started to educate you
on that, I'm pseudo.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Right.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Pseudo means that something that is made up of peticius.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
All right, I'm back out.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Uh yo?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Why do why do all hell tips? Why do all
hell tips talk like they like they hoopy.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Does the dunking on your um? You don't know your history,
so you're hitting you with that fucking historical crick cross.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
You know what I mean. I don't know how much
I'm willing to listen to a nigga with a burger
king crown on. I just don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I know exactly how much I'm willing to listen, and
it's zero zero. I would have walked into that, into
that workshop, immediately turned right around and then like my bad, y'all,
this was a mistake I apologize for.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
There are there are people seated and attentive, so that
makes me think, oh, there was an event bright made
for this event, right, somebody came here with the intention
of hearing about their what was once their green skin.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
My man put out some crudite and said, sit down,
Sit down, you got a lot to talk about.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
If you're gonna talk to me with the crown on,
it has to be metallic based. Listen to a man
in a plastic crown. I just can't. It's ok.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And what he's saying, my brother, is that that is
part of your brainwashing. He's explaining in the video. And
it's a shame you don't listen, David, because he's explaining
very clearly in the video that our relationship with these
expensive metals is fake. That's the real fraud. We need
to be putting copper on our skin and iron so
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that the magnesium from our sweat can soak back in us,
turning our skin green the way it's supposed to be.
Wake up, my nigga, or get off the fucking mic.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh what's your chat made out of? You got a
copper chain right now?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Okay? So do you do you think that when someone
gets a bad ear, like an infection from an ear
person and in turns of our ear grain, do you think,
do you then think that that's like science trying to
tell us something.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
That's what he says, infections, what's taking me back to
the base of who I'm supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
We're viewing it as an infection, and that is part
of the brain washing.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Also, that's what he's saying. He's saying that the hurt
that you feel when your ear becomes green and almost
swollen pussy, He's saying that that, in fact, is just
the transformation of you back to God. That is you going.
It is painful to return to your true self, and
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the true self you are is green.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
My brother, listen, I'm here for it.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Honestly, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Do you not.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I feel like you're already forgetting what this guy looks
like you want to You're already forgetting and had a
plaster crown and aviator man who's here to lead you
to anything?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
No, he's listen. He's not an inspiring spokesman. But we're
early in the company. We can't afford Lebron yet, but
we'll get to Lebron. We'll make our way up to Lebron.
But for now, the young man and the burger ground
is gonna have to do every video that I seem
to come across to some extent is making a similar
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argument that this it's sort of just a bunch of
it's just a bunch of people with fake jewelry on
being like, I ain't gotta buy real ones, just me
turning back to God.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Does not need to be from Cuba.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
And now that they and they got like a bad
reaction to the jewelry, they're just like they're rationalizing as like, oh,
you know what, that's not the jewelry. That's that's I
got to spread this message to people. It is just
rooted in like people getting bad.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
It's a classic Adam, he and your pants is cool.
Everybody piece of their pants?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, it truly. And look, I'm all for for us
empowering ourselves beyond traditional white education, right that I do
think the the white world would tell us that black
people have existed X amount of years and it may
in fact have been millennia past whatever that at that
version of understanding is that said, I don't like when
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we buy into sort of anti white history, anti white
teachings at our own expense, you know what I mean, Like, nigga,
your neck hurts, your wrist hurts.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Your ears about to fall off.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You are infected star but you're not.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
But you to your point, like stay, I think if
there were any conspiracy theories to me, this is truly
the most innocent one, because because it feels like any
you know, a lot of the rhetoric that these people
spew are usually like, yeah, the white person did this
to us, And I'm like, no, this, you know, this
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feels very like, oh, something happened, you know, and maybe
not something that was like manipulated, you know, by an
outside source. This is just something somebody he's he's very chemically.
He kept saying things like magnee in chemistry as explanation
for it. So but I mean, I'd be a fool
to think. He feels like there's no way.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I hate to break it to you and and I
don't like being this person, but one hundred percent they
blame white people this transformation. So what you should know,
and this is something we've talked about in the past
as it relates to a gentleman by the name of
Bobby Hemmett. Bobby Himmtt is the historian I often turn
to for uh, for all my hotel knowledge.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
He's really a light in the dark for you, he is.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I think whenever I'm in doubt, I'm like, there's there's
a Bobby Hemmetck quote relating to this, Okay, and it
usually is absolute nonsense. But that said, he talks a
lot about a history that is sort of unwritten about
the Black race, that we in fact used to be gods,
that we were like these sort of like eternal beings
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that had like full control, we could fly, we had
different sort of like a glow about us and shit,
and that it is through history that black people essentially
had to sacrifice our god like power and thus find
our way back to that god experience. So our journey
through like the negative white history that exists is us
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just having basically taking taken our powers away and allowing
whatever sort of like transference of pain and suffering to
allow us to recreate ourselves as god and ascend beyond
the god level that we used to be. It's the
only way you can ascend as a god is to
fail and start over again, is basically his argument. And
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I think I say all that to say I think
Green Skin sort of falls into that same type of thinking,
that this is a reflection of our sort of godlike
powers that we sacrifice to be here.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
God's white. I just want to I want to throw
this out. I want to see what you guys think
about this. Are we sexy or green?
Speaker 6 (31:08):
You know?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I listen?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Thank you for asking.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
This is a fabulous question when when you think about
the way, think about the way on which brown, our brownness,
our brown identity is like labeled as like chocolate. How
manytimes if you've been like told, I don't know, dog,
I think I would rather be referred to as like
minty than like chocolate.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Oh really minty.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
If I was green, I would love to be like
a minty assig, minty fresh.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
It does sound cool.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Chocolate never sounded bad.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Never, It has never really sat right with you.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
It's also never been my description, so I think I
yearned for it.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I think, yeah, did you get vanilla? You get like vanilla?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Like you know, it's always my ship is always offensive.
It's always butter. It's somebody saying butterscotch. But they say
it in a mean way, you know what I mean.
They're never like you, a beautiful butter Scott. They like
butter scotch, azz, nigga and.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
It's not that.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Even if you say it nicely, it's mean spirit.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, there's something hateful in it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Well, yeah, I'll say like listening being being Having white
men referred to me as chocolate at one point or another,
I'm like, yeah, I just I don't I don't need that.
But if I heard you real mentee, I'm like, hmm yeah, yeah, yeah,
smell good.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
It's fascinating about what you're talking about, alex Is. It
reminds me of something. And this is this also relates
to history that I've I've learned from Bobby Hemmett but
also a few other places. But it talks a little.
It reminds me of something called melanin theory. Melan in theory.
I don't know how familiar you are with it, but
melo and in theory is essentially the argument that black
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people are in fact, just physically and internally stronger and
better than white people because of the melanin in our
skin throughout our bodies.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Which is why doctors be like, yeah, you're good, and
you still got fucking like arm torn off and you good.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, Well that certainly that's where it works in the
opposite direction, right, is that like white people for years
believed and the history of gynecology was in fact built
this way because white people believe that that black people
didn't feel pain, literally that like we had no access
to pain nerve endings, and therefore you could do whatever
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the fuck you wanted to us. Or when we complained
about pain, it was false because.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
We it really, it really goes even even it's kind
of it's that's that kind of exists even within the race,
because how many times has a little black boy fallen
on the ground he started crying and an auntie, uncle,
or even like a parent is just like, man, get
you lass up, you ain't ain't nothing wrong with you. Meanwhile,
he's like in pain, you know what I mean, Like
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it happened to me enough, Ain't not the wrong with that, nigga?
Get a Meanwhile you're literally bleeding.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, I'm curious to hear from both of you how
that supports or jets against the possibility of the greenness
of it all, because if we're embracing the green, I
don't know that melanin is green. I think melanin specifically
is sort of these the darkness of skin tone or
the brownness that I think we equate with blackness.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Obviously I don't know, I can give up my melanin,
which is a known fact for the possibility of chlorophyll
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
They Yeah, yeah, because I mean are we first? I mean,
if that's the case, then we are like the first
plant based people.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well that that is in a lot of the research,
that research that I've I've seen a lot of people
make not plant based people arguments, but more suggestions that
we have like this deeper connection with the Sun, the Earth,
almost in a photosynthetic type way, that like we we
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soak up their rays, the Sun's rays in a way
that empowers us more than just like makes us look good,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
So now it makes me wonder, you know. And I
am an avid weed smoker. If having if smoking weed
in fact does something different to us than it does
to white people, does it make us higher? I think maybe, WHOA,
maybe we don't. I'm leaving room for that to be
if we are, if we are the people of the
Earth and the Sun, and like, hey, maybe there's also
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that can there's also that conspiracy that you know that
I think at this point has been disproven that we
don't don't we don't suffer from sunburn. But it's been disproven,
but to some level. I'll tell you, I've been in
the sun place. I've never been sunburned a day in
my life, which.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Is that game? And I refuse, I just refuse.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
You don't need You've never put on sunscreen once.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I rarely have I ever put on that screen.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I laugh at the fact. Wow, I mock openly. My
little brothers are biracial, and one of the first times
I ever remember my littlest brother getting truly angry, he
fell asleep and he got a sunburn. My mom and
I made fun of it and we were like, you
got a sound burn, and he was like, now you
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turn red. He's also showing some of that light skin rage.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, no, I gotta put it on.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Put it on.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I don't have to put it on every time I
go out, And I rarely put it on if I'm
not like at a beach or at a pool. But
if I'm at a beach or a pool, I put
it on.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest every time I
put it on. So the screen, I've been like in
my head, I'm just like, I don't need this ship. Yeah,
this is like performative.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
You know what I mean. Yeah, everybody's doing it, so
I put it on to you.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I guess these are white rules. I don't really know
what y'all like.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, this got to do with me for years. I
for years try to be defiant about it and be like, nah,
I don't need that, and then got enough sunburns. I
was like, Bro, you can't keep living like this. This
is yeah, crazy, I don't.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
I've never had a sunburn in my life, even in
the blistering sons of Africa, never being in South America.
No burns.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Wow, beautiful, beautiful life.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
This is starting to hold up, y'all.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
So it does, okay. I don't want to transfer this.
I think in melan and theory, in that side of things,
I'm wealthy. I don't want to go to this green
thing where I'm at a dearth.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah that's fair. It's a big swing, it's a big risk.
It's a big risk to buy into. I don't know
if it's worth it, but I am excited to tell
you guys a little bit more. There's a little bit
more research that I have to share with you. So
let's take a break. We're gonna take a break. We'll
be back with more Alex English and more. Ma Mama
told me.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Pot my butt, pop pop my butt, pot my butt,
pop potman butt.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Do you know what pot my butt meant to Harriet Tubman?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Do you know what that meant? It meant a whip.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Probably my most favorite moment on television ever.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Oh god, I don't even know. The backstory is.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
She was a Love and hip hop and that was
the Yeah, the lady was a love and Hip hop
and she I forget what reason she showed up to
the show, whatever part of her life needed to be fixed,
but she did something. I mean, I would imagine that
if you were on Love and Hip Hop, you definitely
need your life fixed at some point or another.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
I don't know that Ayama was specifying. I think she
was just meant to fix your whole ship. Oh ship,
you're right, you're a piece of ship. Yeah, And I'm
gonna make you less a piece of ship by the
time I'm done with you.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
And she had that woman, and that woman had a
song out with those lyrics, and so she made her
read her own lyrics to a photo of Ross.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Part honestly, but I had to read a transcript of
this podcast to like sojourn the truth. Also feel good.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Bro. If if if any of our ancestors I saw
the way that we behave and talk and think about
this shit, they curses the coffin.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Bro, I've seen.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Current relatives don't listen to this, like the live ones.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah no, this is a nightmare for anybody who loves
us or or wished better for us. Another sort of
thinking in this this green theory that I came across
because when I initially looked up can black people used
to be green? One of the things that pops up.
It talks about sort of our historical relationship with green energy,
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not necessarily green skin. That like, specifically when you look
up black people used to be green? It talks about
how sort of like green our culture has been historically.
That like reusing shopping bags as trash bags, using old
containers for other purposes.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Like do we make that up?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
White people don't do that?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I don't know that they do it the way that
we do it.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I mean, the trash bags under the sink are definitely
that's one of the most connecting I mean, that could
be a class thing also, but I'm I'm willing to
hear the research backing up that you know, you know
because you also you also have what we share. What
I know that we share with the Latino community is
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that the Grandma happened like a cookie team, but we're
like hair here knitting.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
We share that. Yeah, because everybody those cookies I have
and they're ass I've.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Seen I've seen it. I've seen it with the proper
contents before, but you always know it's gonna end up
being something else in like the next two weeks.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
It really blows my mind that that many people bought
them cookies because.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
You notice the only bottom ones one.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, that's true. You just needed some rehere to put
your knitting products.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
So I'll suffer through this first bat.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
But I can't. I can't remember a time where like,
oh yeah, even like how the Crisco can on the stove,
you just go ahead and put your grease from your
last you know, now your chicken taste like fish.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
The reusing they talk about that, the reusing of the grease,
the the sort of even the reusing of a large
can to put the grease in and store is an
example of something that that specifically they're saying is sort
of black rooted.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
So you know what I'm hearing.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
You know what I'm hearing a little bit. Do you
guys I want to see do you guys stretch body wash?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
And like I.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Have, I'm in a different financial situation now, you know.
But but let me tell you something. Let me tell
you something more. It's not even about that, because there
have been days where I forgot that I didn't have
enough body so for the next wash. And yeah, it's
getting the water is going in the bottle. So actually,
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ain't even about that. It's like sometimes you just be forgetting,
like oh I didn't buy I forgot to go get
some more doves and you in the shower. I'll say,
here's what I'm Here's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Gosso.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah, climate change not Nigga's fault.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Come on, I like problem a problem. It is a problem.
I'm going to be honest, problem to address because it
affects us.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
But it's not our fault that it ain't gotten.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
That's generational. I do feel like Jerry Curl asked niggas
set back.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, I can't exactly say you have a small carbon
footprint with you putting wet fumes in the air, So.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
What you what you're saying is coming to America. However,
however much was in However, it's product they used was
a part of the problem. Very specific scene. I hope
I didn't have I hope they didn't have to do
that scene a bunch of times. Hopefully it was one take.
I hope so glove was one take.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Damn, damn. But I think we're good.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
One of the other things that they point to is
even our relationship with food, right that specifically our food
was often viewed as the scraps for everybody else. Right,
it is food that they were essentially throwing away that
they were like, here, you can have this monkey's and
then we were able to build not just a meal
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at the time, but like an entire culture around the
foods that were thrown away, thus sort of reintroducing uses
for animals and for byproducts in a way that that
others had not imagined in the past.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Have you ever thought this just came to you? Ever
thought how mad the slave masters must have been if
they tried so food and it was good?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, Abs, They're what like, you gotta you gotta show
pleasure from some ship that these you know lesstands made
like holy shit, but they actually do things right and
like better and like better than us. You have to
admit to yourself like this is better, arguably better.
Speaker 7 (45:21):
Nigga nigga Jim, come in, come in real quick. So
you're telling me this is the foot, nigga Jim. You're
telling me this is the foot because I gave this
to you to make you feel small. Yeah, this is delicious.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
You mean to tell me this actually has protein, like
this actually has like health. This need improve my life.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
This is so much better than Diane's green.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
What is this I give to you as a joke?
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yeah, I did need to insult you.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I thought you would wrap it around your children's neck
and call it jewelry.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
I didn't think you.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Mean to tell me y'all are taking y'all taking y'all
eating this food and then dad in y'all mouths like good,
thank you, d delic.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
To me to Atlanta and sell it for fifty I'm
tired of overpaying food.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
I'm just saying that, Hey, that's fair, that is fair.
I was gonna say this made me think of because
I did also have one other thing that I was like,
oh well maybe there's some concepts here that we probably
aren't thinking about, because like, look there, I love it
when we have to play the game of was that
cartoon character black?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
You're bringing it up for me, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
And you know not not very long ago, I was
at my boyfriend's apartment and we were watching TV, and
I was like, have you ever seen that? He's from Brazil?
So he does not know? He did not No, he
didn't grow up watching he didn't grow up watching like Nickelodeon.
And so I turned on an episode of Doug for
him and I was like, there's his blue best friend.
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His friend is blue. And he was like okay, and
I'm like, word up, but I need I need you
to know something. While we watched the series, he's black.
He's black, And now that I think about it, Roger
Klaus is black girl because he's actually green, because Skeeter
has like blueness to.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Him, Skeeter's Skeeter's deeply blue, Roger blue.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
But there was there was a lot of thought around
him being black. But then I think about it and
I'm like, oh, well, Roger is like.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
You know, I'm gonna be honest with you. I never
thought Roger was black.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
I never thought Roger was black because because Missus Dink
was giving Weezy Jefferson all the way, Like I used
to think that was the actress who was voicing that character.
For minute, like they sounds very much alike. But absolutely absolutely,
mister Dinks a nigga. That where a nigga that where
blazer with a turtleneck all year around. Yeah, that's a
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different that's a black man. He getting into high jinks.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Also, she was very.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
See and that's why I appreciate I appreciate that famously. Yeah,
that show really gave you. Hey, we don't do colorism here.
You can be black and be the mayor, the mayor's daughter.
You can be the neighbor that's got money in inventing stuff.
You can be the girl that people want to date. Yeah,
and you can be the cool guy to know how
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to turn his body into all sorts of notts and
ship like that.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yeah, Roger is poor, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Roger Roger was poor. Yeah, Roger was was poor. He
was trash.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
He was either a poor white or one of those
one of those Mexican dudes who who like really likes
the ramones. You know what, I mean.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Exactly what you mean.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, yeah, but Doug was Douglas Douglas. Doug was inclusive.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
But one of the things that that the last piece
of research that I came across was sort of this
suggestion that green in television does equate to black people.
That like, especially in media, we often are seeing these
green characters, but they are in fact sort of like
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black aligned Gomorrah from Guardians that the galaxy is green
but black, Piccolo is green but black. There they live, right,
Prince her?
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Is it her gown green?
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah, she's a.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yes, it's like a green it has like green and
yellow in it. I think green, right, yeah, but her
frag color is for sure.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, that we are we are depicted as green in
media even when we are we are not green in person.
And they would argue that that that is simply much
in the way that you were saying that, like green
products are pitched to us, they are somehow finding our
true green selves even as they deny our green history.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Damn. So when somebody says you're green with envy, that
baby and racist.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Oh, when that's that's racism.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Green being associated with envy, Now, okay, us. Well, I
do know, I do know some hay and ass niggas.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
So.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Both can be true.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
I don't think maybe both can be true.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah, but that's kind of it. It seems if I
were to I don't know, boy, do you want to
put a cap on this? Where you land in all
of this? Well, this conspiracy theory does have angles that
I like and appreciate. I am so dark skinned that
(50:57):
I have to live in the now. That's fair. I
hear you, well, Alex, where are you well?
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I want to say this, I'm so glad that this
conversation has had between I would say it's the gradient,
you know, it's the gradient for for us like me
in the middle, me sandwiched between. I'm like, this is
the perfect kind of conversation. Three black men of today,
you know should be This is the perfect conversation.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
It truly is the evolutionary chart.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Get it.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
We need we need a green nigga on the other
side of.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
To round it out, you know, like a true black
man's round table.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Me to Alex, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
I'm gonna I think I'm gonna fall in line with like,
you know, it really does feel religious in a way
where like there are things that I'm absolutely in this
conversation going to straight up rejects, But there are things
that actually make me feel good in this conversation also
where I'm like, well, I'm willing to I'm willing to
let that be my version of the truth of it.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
You know.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yeah, I think I think that the suggestion of green
skin almost distracts from the good that is underneath this conversation. Yeah,
I do not genuinely believe that black people used to
be green, but I do fully believe that there is
massive parts of our sort of like history that have
(52:24):
been manipulated or water genealogy, Yeah, that has been made
less fantastical than they probably are, and in that way,
we have not yet found our way back to our
greatest potential. Like that all seems possible even if our
skin remains exactly as it is.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, it feels it feels inspired.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, overall, I think this is a great conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yeah, it really does.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
It's a great launch point.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
I think the tone of the conspiracy is to uplift
and in power rather than like it feels like less
of a all the action for like someone to do
something drastic, you know, or maybe you know, somebody, somebody's
like I want to come back, and they start like putting.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yeah, I think, yeah, you don't have to aspire to
anything other than continuing to be your great self and
presuming the best of your people and and our futures.
It truly, it has all the potential in the world
to just make us feel good. Unlike most of the
conspiracies on this show, which are like, Nigga, you're secretly
getting whipped and here's why and how, and it's like
(53:32):
all right, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
When it's just like real, like it'll be yeah, yeah shp,
then you like can't wait for my man Langston to
dispel this rumor. And then it's just like no, they're
trying to get us.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Look at look at them engaging and holly weird again.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah yeah, So I think we all feel good, which
is really nice. We did it. And and Alex, you
want to tell the people where they can find you?
Cool ship you got going on?
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Well, you know, I'm out here in these streets. I'm
about I'm back back on the stand up grind. You
can check out New York after Dark on Peacock. That
was a fun time. I'm on Alex English Instagram a
L e X English but spelled English with the number
three as the yeah, because that's you know. I still
(54:24):
I still use handles like like black Planet, like black
Planet pages and Alex English dot co O is my
website where I'll be posting all future dates and those
will be those will be announced soon when a nigga
(54:46):
gets let go from his job. But like for like
in comedy and then he's like, oh, I got to
figure out my dates. Yeah, just follow me online, follow
me online and you'll see me posh and I'll be
in your town.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
This whole time is open.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, Okay, I could have been asking for today, but yeah,
I'll be around. I'll be out and around.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Yeah, Bory what you got?
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (55:10):
Cool guy? Joke City seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com,
backslash David Bori gb O r I E. My special
Birth of a Nation with the G is available for
a purchase. There is so good. Everybody's having a great time.
They love the Patreon as always.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
You can follow me at Langston Herman on all social
media platforms. Watch my special it's called bad Poetry. If
you want to send us your own drops, your own
conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us what color
skin the white man used to be before he got here.
Send it all to my Mama pod at gmail dot com.
We would love to hear from you. Rate review like subscribe,
(55:53):
wash your ass Okay, bye, bitch. I actually am one
point four percent Nigerian African. I'm a sister, Okay. My
Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big
Money Players Network and iHeart Podcast.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Created and hosted by Langston Kruk.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Co hosted by David Borie.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilon. Co
produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Kopfon,
music by Nick Chambers, artwork by Dogon Kriega.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
You can now watch episodes of My Mama Told Me
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