February 20, 2025 • 34 mins
Langston and David talk about height problems and answer a voicemail about Ray J and Terrence Howard joining the podcast crew. Plus you'll hear some good ole Akinyele bars!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini Yaisol.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I don't know what this world's going to be, but
I know one thing that this is a lie for me, baby,
because I'm a thug. Welcome little Mama's and gentiles alike
to another phenomenal episode.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And my mama told me.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
of black conspiracy theories and.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
We finally work to prove the conspiracies of you the listener.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
It's a motherfucking mini episode. Short, little bitch. It's a
shout little bitch, a little sot off bitch, half tin
ass bitch.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You know, y'all ass can't reach up there, don't even
get line to ride the roller coaster.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
You know you can't ride that roller Did.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You ever get were you? Do you ever remember being
too little to ride a roller coaster?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
H No, Because although I'm such a I don't do
heights well and have never done heights well. Okay, So
there was never a time where I was, like you
know what I mean, trying to shoot my shot on
some ship that I didn't belong on.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, man, I got a bad when we went to
the Seattle Center as a kid, and I was trying
to ride a ride and me and my best friend
at the time, who was very tall even for a boy,
you know what I'm saying, like a tall boy. He
got on and I was just a little bit and
I was crying, and I don't I cried. This is
(01:44):
because it's like probably like eight or nine. It wasn't
like pre puberty even, you know what I mean. It's
like still and like I thought that I thought I
could get it. Man. I just remember his face. He
was smiling so big.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
It was like, yeah, they just watch him dream and
he ain't even he hold back.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
He was like amazing, Hey, you gotta get bigger man.
That was bro.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And now they're all tall. His little brother's seven foot tall.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
God damn.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
They don't think any I don't think I know any
seven feet seven foot people.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Devin is the only one. And it's like it was
crazy because when he was a kid, he was not
that tall and then he just like middle school high
but he was crazy athletic. That also shows you how
much people can hoop because he was like as a kid,
he was super athletic, like very athletic, and shot up
and continued to be and still couldn't make like the
(02:45):
league type of thing.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
And he was one of the more athletic people knew seven.
To be seven feet and not make the league is
like and and you really did try to hoop? Is
is actually pretty rare. It feels like they give you
a shot just for being that big at some point.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Damn. That's nasty.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Cool world, cold world. I think the most the highest
I know is six ' nine. There was a kid
I went to high school. Dude I went to high
school with. I was good friends with a six nine.
But that's how far did he go? Like d three? Yeah, Yeah,
I think six nine is a really unfortunate height, uh now,
(03:33):
especially because he was a true big. Oh yeah, you
gotta be crazy athletic. You got to be crazy athletic,
and you got to be able to stretch, you know
what I mean, Like you got to be able to
like learn to shoot, you gotta be able to learn
to ball handle at six.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Nine, I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Sometimes yeah, and he was playing like back to the basket,
you know, six ' nine basketball, And it's like, oh,
anything after high school you're gonna be You're gonna be
out of place, big dog.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Probably king at the twenty four hour though, you know
what I mean, which is not a bad life. You
just do King Hooper at the twenty four hour fitness.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
First pick at every twenty four hour fitness.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
That's a pretty good. That's a pretty I would be
happy with that. How here's a question. How tall did
you hope you were going to be?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Uh, my dad is six two. I was really hoping
I was going to get to that, Okay, And yeah
that didn't That wasn't happening. Unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I thought I could have made this whole thing work
the way I wanted to, about six two sixty three,
because when your dad's an X factor, anything's possible.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, you're like.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And then because my mom hast little numbers on this guy,
yeah you could be head.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I'm just going to go crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
He probably seven four, give me the size fifteen's now,
just I'm gonna grow into him. And then I met him,
and it was truly more upsetting than him not being
there in my life. It was truly like fuck, God,
(05:12):
damn me. It is a tough tough pill to swallow.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
That does suck to go your own life with no
information about your father, and then to finally meet him
and you're like, wait a minute, you don't got nothing
good going on here to offer me.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I mean nothing. It just wasn't good the hype thing,
and that was the one thing I was meeting I
felt okay. Otherwise I wasn't like, you know what I mean,
I don't need to learn how to you know what
I mean? I was seventeen, But like I would have
I could have used that. I couldn't use those stages.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You could have used meeting this man and him being
like I grew late.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
And yeah too, Yeah, that was that was really all
I was looking for out of it.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I actually had a growl spurred in college and that's
why I'm six ' three and you will be too, and.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Like fuck, man, go on back into the darkness.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Hey man, it's been a pleasure.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, I'll take it from here. But then your face
with just having to try to build a relationship with
this man who is irresponsible and the same height as.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
You irresponsible and five eight is crazy? Why did you
want to come back?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
You could be one or the other. You can't be
a dickhead and five eight that's nuts.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh yeah, oh well, entertainment, you know, it's a longer, longer, No.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Man, I you know what, I didn't know this until
I was at the w g As this past weekend.
This whole time, I thought Joseph Gordon Levy was tall,
and he ain't. He's like five eight, five nine. I
don't think any actors are tall, except for the ones
who are huge. Yeah, I think they're not a lot
of average. It feels like you're either like a little
(07:12):
guy or you're a big guy. But there's not a
lot of like just straight down the middle motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
But that's what it's for, right, Little guys with big faces.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Love guys with big faces.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That's like the whole that's all the whole setup. Even
more surprising to me than actors is I don't really
I never realized until I moved to LA and kind
of got into the industry how little actresses are.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, they're tiny, tiny.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
It's like it's like Craze I saw, who's that blonde
lady from Mean Girls? I said, I saw her at
tenor Greens one time, and I was like, she was
like adult, she was like a little Like it's quite
crazy how little she was.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, they're they're Amanda Seafreed to Olivia is saying, no,
the other one, the main one. Oh, you're you're talking
about God, damn it. No, not Lindsey low Hand. Yeah, Rachel,
Rachel McAdams. Not Rachel Adams. Rachel McAdams, I believe is
(08:08):
the name.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Which is anyway is the point. It's just these people.
It's a good life for them to make you look
big on screen forever. Now.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
They're small height wise, but they're also like teeny tiny,
like like truly skinny, little frail looking people, and it's
it's fascinating when you see it all in person.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's bizarre. Also, you wonder technology not cut up caught
up to being able to fix whatever, Like we can't
just put normal people on screen anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I Yet, I think it's not that the camera adds
ten pounds because of the technology. I think the camera
adds ten pounds because when you're watching someone with that intensity,
you are picking every little piece of their body apart,
right and yeah, and so it just becomes like you're
(09:02):
noticing every little like detail of a person's person in
a way that you wouldn't if you were just talking
to them like face to face. That's fair, it's why
everybody looks sexy on TV. And then you see them
in real life and you're like, oh, you're fine.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah, they do look like real people, which is like
comforting to me. I don't know, it was nice. Oh
you know what I was watching the other day, but
I was like, god, damn, I was watching a different
world and just like I watched the pilot of a
different World, and just like the lighting and everything, these
people they look like gods, the unbelievably beautiful every it's
(09:41):
like they let the fuck out of it. They're dressed solo.
You're like, this is like, no wonder people. TV was aspirational.
These people look like they truly look like other beings,
even like Dwayne Wayne, they look they all look incredible.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, and then you think of Dame hard Is in
the real life. You know, it's just a it's just
a man.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
He had it.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
He had it. That man had it when he had it.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Come on, man, just a reasonable black lead, reasonable dark
skin lead, that's all we need.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Yeah, it's yeah, he really had it.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
And and I think he had it for the right
amount of time, you know what I mean, Like I
don't think like it doesn't feel like anything was taken
from him or I go like, oh, man, what the
fuck what could have been with Kadeen. He got what
he was supposed to get out of this.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We're just happy for The Six Man. Baby.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
It made me cry. I watched it in theaters on
my birthday and I cried birthday. Yeah, I cried. Me
and my friends had. I invited ten of my best
friends to the movies for my birthday. My dad made
us line up so he could stuff our pockets with
(10:52):
fruit snacks and juice boxes, and we all sat down
and watched The Six Man in theaters and multiple times
in that film, multiple time. Yeah, when he died the
first time, When he died the first time and then
when he ascended the second time, both both got it.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
You really always had the soul of a poet. Yep.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
And as also, that's why you gotta really lean into
the demon, because you cry in front of a bunch
of boys and they eat you alive, and now all
of a sudden, you gotta worship the devil.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, you got to call somebody's mama ugly or poor
or something like that exactly. That completely makes sense.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Y'all made me make this choice. I didn't make this choice. Well,
I was the kind of guy that cried during the
sixth Man.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
You could have kept that energy.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
No, No, because because I cried during the sixth Man
and a group of people who I thought were my
dearest friends called me the F word.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
So yeah, do you ever worry that you maybe have
too many origin stories?
Speaker 8 (12:06):
Yeah? Yeah, I dude, Yeah, I do think about that.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Okay sometimes, man, because I got some bad ones, but
those are so that's so hard.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I was just a sincere boy man.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
And somewhere though, do you think that there's like, do
you think that there is an amount of revenge you
can get on the world that will align you back
in touch with that boy who cried twice at the
sixth Man? Or do you think it's gone forever and
we just now we got the joker.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I think if I truly were seeking revenge, I would
turn into Elon.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Interesting, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Like, I think that Elon behavior is strictly a person
seeking revenge against the world that he considered to have
been mean to him. That's fair and why he would
feel that way, given you know the fact that you
guys were enslaving South Africans and minds is beyond me.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
But that is his.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Interpretation of the world. And I think that's one hundred
percent why he's doing all he's doing. It's the reason
he won't stop making children. It's the reason he won't
sort of like stop trying to represent himself as this
genius hero of the world all while literally attempting to
destroy it. It's all a vengeance play.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
No, that is a very good deflection you just did.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
But whatever he and I'm saying, I'm saying, God, I'm
saying that if I found myself wanting true like vengeance
against world, it would only get dark like that.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I don't think there's a version of this where you
can seek vengeance and like be like I feel satisfied
now and move on. Right, Okay, this is just so
many too many motherfuckers that that I have on a list,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I do.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I think my list is probably shorter than yours, but
it's I got a list, yeah, and it's like none
of them would see it coming. It's the thing about
my list, It's like it's like because it's not like
it's not the biggest lights or the worst humiliations. It's
just the ones that, for whatever reason, broke through all
the veneer and they just live in there.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah they're stuck.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Does that bother you that they wouldn't know? Like, is
that embarrassing at all? That like you would seek vengeance
against somebody and they're like.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
David who because it ultimately reminds you that you are
as sensitive as they were, maybe making fun of you
for being yep, right in that, Like you gave it
way more power than it's than it needed, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
It met the world to you.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
And yeah they didn't.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
They didn't think a second thought about it. Yeah, but
that's just uh, just be like that, man.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It does it does. Anyways, We got some voicemails.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
We got voicemails that we should talk about.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
We don't worry about us in our list.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Shorts pinned up on my refrigerator for my family to see.
But that's my business and no one else's.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, do I sleep a lot at night? Who cares?
All that matters is I wake up in the morning
and I come to work.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yeah, we'll work.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah. Works.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
We got a couple of voicemails that we we want
to do this first one. I think we we don't
know a lot about it, but I think it's fair
to say it's an oddity, but let's just fraighten it
as that, and Olivia will play it, and we won't
give a lot away from what we we gather from
this voicemail.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
I rememorize the song when I was way too young.
Speaker 11 (16:21):
You want to go down, why not I be like
Herbie and hand you a cock and tell you that
my name is not getting on And these make like
the breeze begin to blow. But don't mean no raffle
the ring ring if you're not down to go low.
I'm all about mouth, not for the executive. Not be
trying to be and keep trucking and fuck you. I'm
coming ash your help with chap dicks, big champed as lips,
treating your teeth identists while I'm rubbing them with a
(16:42):
direction like injections. Fucking I'll be drugging them, numbing up
your tonsils, camassaut anesthetic coming.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Down your throw it the fluoro septic. The time for
apologen girlfriend, white wool swallowing, gargling. I'm giving bitches brumming
the bits to put your lips here and catch these
damn thish heirs in your mad out.
Speaker 12 (17:01):
I said you fucking.
Speaker 11 (17:04):
You.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Okay, so sometimes maybe ce De Lauras Tucker wasn't so crazy.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
That I'm really struggling to understand why.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
That this man called U rapping and elly.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Remember I said that I didn't know that. I never
knew the lyrics. Oh, I only knew the chorus.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, man, you gotta remind us of stuff.
Speaker 12 (17:45):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Just I'm not. He was just like, man, you're not
gonna believe, but I got memorized.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's way funnier.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
And I and I other songs too.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Call me back, like what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Like bro be, Like, hey, remember when y'all said nobody
knows the lyrics? I actually do hear?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Like cool, I guess I don't know. That was fucking weird, man,
it was weird.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
It was very funny.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
It was very funny. And you're right, I think. I
think while while there was an era where where they
were maybe being a little extreme in some of their
suggestions about what hip hop was doing to the youth
of the future, they weren't completely off.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
That was steering children wrong. That they're talking about that song.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
They're talking about drugging women, they're talking about stuffing their
dicks like turkeys.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
All of that shit actually actually dicks.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
It's none of this is encouraging or or empowering in
any kind of way. This is truly a violence against
a lot of communities. So yeah, she was right. Yeah, damn,
I'm glad you. Thanks for calling. I guess Yeah, let's
(19:10):
tell us other boys.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
Now, Hey, David and Langston, this is Mike from Texas.
I have a scenario or a question that I think
encompasses everything that the podcast represents. The question that I
think both of you should answer is this your co
hosts and producer are going to be absent for recording. Okay,
So meaning maybe Olivia is going and either one of
(19:34):
you are going, and so you have to pick a
co host. Your only two choices are Ray j and
Terrence Tower. So one of them will produce and the
other one will co host.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
So which one do you pick?
Speaker 12 (19:50):
Also, David, what kind of bit do you have? Thanks?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Wow, the little squeeze right at the end. What kind
of bite you got? I got a specialized role two
point zero?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Is that is that a good bike?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
It's like the closest you could get to a beach.
Cruiser while still be in a real bike. It's real
nice though. It's so smooth. That's what I like about it.
It's so smooth, like a great road bike for around town.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Mm hmm. I ain't got no bike.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
You should, man. It's like it's I got a couple
of friends into It's like you forget how great well
were you a bike kid though?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Yeah, yeah I rode bikes a lot.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Bro, get back on a bike. You will remember just
I usuld just go to the beach with your family
and just ride one day, You'll remember how much fun
of it. It's a great time. I think once ken
Zie is old enough to like ride, I'm down. I
think right now it would just be me with a
bike and nobody else, you know what I mean, So
(20:50):
it would be like right, But yeah, I mean, you
know what you see on the road a lot is
a lot of the dads and then they got the
little they got the little little thing that kid sits
it in the back. Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah that's that's scarce the shit out of me. But
but I hear you, Yeah, maybe I gotta grow up
and just be willing to risk my children's lives a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Also, maybe you're just do it for you. You just
go out. Dad needs to clear his head.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yeah, everybody shut the fuck up for an hour. I'll
be back. I don't know why they have to be
quiet while I leave.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
They gotta think about it, about what it would feel
like if I don't come back. Uh, this is a
good question, though, I are you want to answer for
I got my answer already. I have mine as well,
but you you were already in it. Go ahead, all right.
I think that it would have to be I think
ray j as a chatty producer and Terrence Howard as
(21:50):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
I don't think that there's another configuration that would make sense.
Ray Ju is a starer objectively, one of the greatest
gifts that it's ever been given to this planet. I
dare say, a man who is never not being funny
and or viral. He told me that in fact himself,
he said, he said, everything I do is it either
(22:15):
goes viral or causes some kind of like it's either funny,
it's it's cool, or goes viral. I think it's essentially
what he told me, and he's not wrong. It all works.
And so yeah, you want him producing, you want him
to be able to like q in on the key
moments that make for a great podcast. But Tren toward
(22:38):
you got to let him go crazy with the conspiracies.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
We gotta let him talk as long as possible. Yep.
And I think him on the other side now he's
trying to do some new math with the production. That's yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, he's gonna like say, we have to release the
episode at twelve thirty eight because that's when it aligned
mathematically with the sun, and it's like, hey man, you're
being fucking weird, bro. Yeah, at his need I need
the episode to go up. I talked to ray J.
Was really fun.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Don't do this, Yeah, exactly, And I would want to
hear Terrence Howard listen to some of our emails. What's
he think about Alconelly rapping?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Do you think? Do you think Terrence Howard, because he's interesting,
he like still really likes black people, even as he
does all this weird ooh shit and Mary's tons of
Asian women, he does really seem to cherish the black community.
Do you think he he looks back at that song
(23:37):
with warm memories?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, I think he was outside and it was fun.
I think, Yeah, I don't think that. I I think
if you were of a certain age and he was on,
maybe not in a major way, but he had already
been in movies and shit like that, so he was
having a summer like Yeah, I think I think he
probably looks back very fun at that.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I think we under estimate how powerful Terrence Howard was
at his height. He really he could have been. He
could have been a king, and he just couldn't get
out of his own way in a lot of ways.
But he still is a great man, obviously. It's just yea,
And I think he could come back. You think you
think Terrence Howard could find his way back to the peak.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Have you not seen what's going on? We're jumping the shark.
Anything could happen.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Hmm.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I don't think anything he's done is that off putting.
Is to not be able to find himself a large
enough group to support him in a major way. My
I don't disagree with the sentiment. My only I guess
where I questioned it a little bit is that we're
not doing that with black people. That's fair.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Everybody that's like, you know, finding their their second wind,
as you know, celebrities and and powerhouses that it's not
black people, it's mostly white meanings.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, it's fair, but he also didn't I mean, I
guess I don't. No, I'm not so up on him
in the way where like I don't think he did
things as bad as people who should be canceled for
a lot, you know what I mean. I think he
made up a bunch of or he thought that he
was smart and maybe he wasn't or whatever, but I
don't think he was. Like I guess there's that ship
(25:17):
with his ex wife though huh, he wasn't doss shit
because he's got some child support shit. There's there's some
stuff in there.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
I don't know. I I think, and this is maybe
a larger conversation. I think that there's there are these
calls for accountability that don't exist in reality, right that
like we the consumer are meant to hold artists accountable
for their quote unquote bad behavior that were never really
(25:47):
fully let in on. And also that even if we
ourselves choose to hold them accountable, the industry is not
matching that sentiment, you know what I mean. It's the
reason why like a Brad Pitt, who I had do
or uh, it has tons and tons of rumors of
being a bad guy, some of which can be verified
(26:08):
through the fact that his fucking kids don't speak to
him anymore, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Like, I didn't even know that Brad's a back eye
bad Brad.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I think he's a drinker and probably a yeller, and
and you know, maybe the suggestion is maybe worse, But
the point is he the industry ain't gonna stop giving
us Brad Pitt movies. So how do you want me
to fall out of love with him? Do you know
what I mean? How do you want me to reassess
this whole relationship if y'all, y'all the actual powerholders won't
(26:41):
introduce real accountability.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah, that's fair, sir. It's I'm just thinking about him
like a team is trash man should have fucking starts
some insurance.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
I just think about like how much you know what
I mean?
Speaker 5 (26:57):
There were all these.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Years where people were like, you can listening to R. Kelly,
he's the worst man, and nobody ever took them off
their streaming platforms, right, Like, not once did Spotify go
we don't want to make money off of R. Kelly anymore.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I thought there was still listen to R.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Kelly on spotif why didn't they try to do it?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
And then like Kendrick advocated for it for not taking
his music off, there was like a debate about it.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
I'm pretty sure I think we were debating that shit.
I don't think Spotify was ever debating it. Maybe I'm tripping,
maybe I really don't remember, but I think all these
platforms where Apple Music was like, no, we're not going
to give rid to R Kelly. If y'all want to
listen to it.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
We got it. Yeah, I mean, listen, nobody cares about
anything other than money.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I think that's kind of the point, is like the
only responsibility is being put on the consumer. It's never
on the actual like corporations that are truly the only
reason we can access this shit in the first place.
If they take all of R Kelly down, where where
are you gonna hear TP two?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I think that that's I think that's given the corporate overloads,
Lord's too much power, you fucking If Spotify takes our
Kelly down, you'll be able to get to our Kelly's.
You could get to it. Like, I don't think, I
don't I don't think that changes that I'm saying you
have to.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Go and at a certain point you would have to
go and get a hard copy of the thing if
all the streamers decided to introduce the accountability they claim
to stand behind. The same is true of Harvey Weinstein films,
where like you keep telling me that this is the
worst man, but nobody is going, hey, stop watching pulp fiction,
(28:42):
leave it alone, and that it's because there's money and
history there that you don't want to deal with.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
That's also bigger than him and keeping I'm not keeping
for Wood, by the way. I'm just saying I think that,
Like I think that a lot of the reason they
were able to even Like you wonder if Harvey Rightsteen
had been a more front facing thing, that is opposed
(29:09):
to a producer, would it even have happened like that?
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I think my point he's not a Brad Pitt, He's
not a not even a director, you know what I mean.
It's like people, I don't know how many people even
knew who he was before that happened.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
I think my point is less of like the individuals
and more saying that there are countless examples of these people,
both front facing and behind the scenes where nobody is
untethering their money from them.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Oh yeah, no, I agree with that.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
No one's ever going to even as they they call
them bad guys and tell us that, like you know,
they had no idea that this stuff was happening. They
keep on trying to make more money off of whatever
this is. And so you know, as long as that's
the case, what the fuck do you want from me?
Put it in your mouth, your motherfucking mouth.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Damn. I think we did.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
I think we did it all right. I hope he
answers your question. I think it's the only correct answer.
Ray J is your producer, Terrence Howard as your co host. Hey,
you've got yourself a hit.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
If there were a world where Bory and Olivia were
not available and Arren toward and ray J word, please
believe that this podcast will change. There is no world
where I go back.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Uh, I'm like God, I'm away, I'm await till I'm
loyal to David.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I'm waiting till I'm waiting until likes it gets back
from his bike ride. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
And it is a different podcast from now on. And
I'm a bad guy and I'm okay with that. There's
no part of me that's going back, And I apologize
for saying that out loud, but I hope it's the
same feeling across the board.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I don't think I will. I think I would get
sick of talking to Terrence Howard pretty quick though.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Yeah, I don't think it's.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
What one episode, three, four episode, I'm not trying to
talk every day.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
I think this is.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
I think it turns into a mini series. You you
make an unbelievable ten episodes with Terrence Howard and you.
Obviously the last episode, you guys get into a big
blow up fight that that destroys everything, but it is.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
What a ride. That's fun.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Well, you want to tell the people where they can
find you, what cool shit you got going on?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Cool Guy Joke City seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com,
back slash David Borie by my special presivenation. March first,
I'm going to be at the Carco Theater in Renton, Washington,
outside of Seattle. March fourteenth, I'm going to be at
the Comedy Commonwealth in Dayton, Kentucky, right across from Cincinnati.
In March fifteenth, I'm going to be at the Comedy
(31:56):
Corner Underground in Minneapolis. Hell yeah, oh yeah. Thank you
for all the hilarious voicemails so far. Thank you for
all the nasty voicemails so far. Thank you for all
the drunken, quite frankly unhinged voicemail so far. You guys
are a bunch of six freaks. For the time being,
eight four four Little Moms is going to be down.
(32:17):
We're working on getting that voicemail time up so you
don't get caught off after a minute. Now you can
send us to maybe even three minutes of undiluted nastiness,
so be patient for us, and we're going to get
that up pretty soon. Langston, can you tell them where
they can find you?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Well, it's Thursday, so theoretically this weekend, if you live
in Vancouver you can come see me. I'll be at
the JFL just for last Vancouver Festival. Come see me
February twenty second, that's this Saturday, and it's going to
be a great time. And then if you want to
see me again, you can see me March twenty seventh
(32:55):
through the twenty ninth at the Vermont Comedy Club. I'll
be up there in Vermont. Of my little jokes and whatnot.
Uh and you can follow me at Langston Kerman on
all social media platforms if you want to send us
your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you want
to tell us, uh, I guess who should be a
third co host in that terrible, terrible trio of David
(33:20):
Saren Howard.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
And Ray J.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Go ahead, throw it all in at Mamma pod at
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Pray and then, and then and then pray again, and
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Speaker 1 (33:44):
Mother fucking miniyear Sol mini episode, motherfucking Minie Sel, motherfucking
mini Yoursel mini episode, all the fucking many e herself,
my heart s
Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini Yaisol.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I don't know what this world's going to be, but
I know one thing that this is a lie for me, baby,
because I'm a thug. Welcome little Mama's and gentiles alike
to another phenomenal episode.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And my mama told me.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
of black conspiracy theories and.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
We finally work to prove the conspiracies of you the listener.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
It's a motherfucking mini episode. Short, little bitch. It's a
shout little bitch, a little sot off bitch, half tin
ass bitch.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You know, y'all ass can't reach up there, don't even
get line to ride the roller coaster.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
You know you can't ride that roller Did.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You ever get were you? Do you ever remember being
too little to ride a roller coaster?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
H No, Because although I'm such a I don't do
heights well and have never done heights well. Okay, So
there was never a time where I was, like you
know what I mean, trying to shoot my shot on
some ship that I didn't belong on.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, man, I got a bad when we went to
the Seattle Center as a kid, and I was trying
to ride a ride and me and my best friend
at the time, who was very tall even for a boy,
you know what I'm saying, like a tall boy. He
got on and I was just a little bit and
I was crying, and I don't I cried. This is
(01:44):
because it's like probably like eight or nine. It wasn't
like pre puberty even, you know what I mean. It's
like still and like I thought that I thought I
could get it. Man. I just remember his face. He
was smiling so big.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
It was like, yeah, they just watch him dream and
he ain't even he hold back.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
He was like amazing, Hey, you gotta get bigger man.
That was bro.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And now they're all tall. His little brother's seven foot tall.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
God damn.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
They don't think any I don't think I know any
seven feet seven foot people.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Devin is the only one. And it's like it was
crazy because when he was a kid, he was not
that tall and then he just like middle school high
but he was crazy athletic. That also shows you how
much people can hoop because he was like as a kid,
he was super athletic, like very athletic, and shot up
and continued to be and still couldn't make like the
(02:45):
league type of thing.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
And he was one of the more athletic people knew seven.
To be seven feet and not make the league is
like and and you really did try to hoop? Is
is actually pretty rare. It feels like they give you
a shot just for being that big at some point.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Damn. That's nasty.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Cool world, cold world. I think the most the highest
I know is six ' nine. There was a kid
I went to high school. Dude I went to high
school with. I was good friends with a six nine.
But that's how far did he go? Like d three? Yeah, Yeah,
I think six nine is a really unfortunate height, uh now,
(03:33):
especially because he was a true big. Oh yeah, you
gotta be crazy athletic. You got to be crazy athletic,
and you got to be able to stretch, you know
what I mean, Like you got to be able to
like learn to shoot, you gotta be able to learn
to ball handle at six.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Nine, I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Sometimes yeah, and he was playing like back to the basket,
you know, six ' nine basketball, And it's like, oh,
anything after high school you're gonna be You're gonna be
out of place, big dog.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Probably king at the twenty four hour though, you know
what I mean, which is not a bad life. You
just do King Hooper at the twenty four hour fitness.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
First pick at every twenty four hour fitness.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
That's a pretty good. That's a pretty I would be
happy with that. How here's a question. How tall did
you hope you were going to be?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Uh, my dad is six two. I was really hoping
I was going to get to that, Okay, And yeah
that didn't That wasn't happening. Unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I thought I could have made this whole thing work
the way I wanted to, about six two sixty three,
because when your dad's an X factor, anything's possible.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, you're like.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And then because my mom hast little numbers on this guy,
yeah you could be head.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I'm just going to go crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
He probably seven four, give me the size fifteen's now,
just I'm gonna grow into him. And then I met him,
and it was truly more upsetting than him not being
there in my life. It was truly like fuck, God,
(05:12):
damn me. It is a tough tough pill to swallow.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
That does suck to go your own life with no
information about your father, and then to finally meet him
and you're like, wait a minute, you don't got nothing
good going on here to offer me.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I mean nothing. It just wasn't good the hype thing,
and that was the one thing I was meeting I
felt okay. Otherwise I wasn't like, you know what I mean,
I don't need to learn how to you know what
I mean? I was seventeen, But like I would have
I could have used that. I couldn't use those stages.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You could have used meeting this man and him being
like I grew late.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
And yeah too, Yeah, that was that was really all
I was looking for out of it.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I actually had a growl spurred in college and that's
why I'm six ' three and you will be too, and.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Like fuck, man, go on back into the darkness.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Hey man, it's been a pleasure.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, I'll take it from here. But then your face
with just having to try to build a relationship with
this man who is irresponsible and the same height as.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
You irresponsible and five eight is crazy? Why did you
want to come back?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
You could be one or the other. You can't be
a dickhead and five eight that's nuts.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh yeah, oh well, entertainment, you know, it's a longer, longer, No.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Man, I you know what, I didn't know this until
I was at the w g As this past weekend.
This whole time, I thought Joseph Gordon Levy was tall,
and he ain't. He's like five eight, five nine. I
don't think any actors are tall, except for the ones
who are huge. Yeah, I think they're not a lot
of average. It feels like you're either like a little
(07:12):
guy or you're a big guy. But there's not a
lot of like just straight down the middle motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
But that's what it's for, right, Little guys with big faces.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Love guys with big faces.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That's like the whole that's all the whole setup. Even
more surprising to me than actors is I don't really
I never realized until I moved to LA and kind
of got into the industry how little actresses are.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, they're tiny, tiny.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
It's like it's like Craze I saw, who's that blonde
lady from Mean Girls? I said, I saw her at
tenor Greens one time, and I was like, she was
like adult, she was like a little Like it's quite
crazy how little she was.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, they're they're Amanda Seafreed to Olivia is saying, no,
the other one, the main one. Oh, you're you're talking
about God, damn it. No, not Lindsey low Hand. Yeah, Rachel,
Rachel McAdams. Not Rachel Adams. Rachel McAdams, I believe is
(08:08):
the name.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Which is anyway is the point. It's just these people.
It's a good life for them to make you look
big on screen forever. Now.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
They're small height wise, but they're also like teeny tiny,
like like truly skinny, little frail looking people, and it's
it's fascinating when you see it all in person.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's bizarre. Also, you wonder technology not cut up caught
up to being able to fix whatever, Like we can't
just put normal people on screen anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I Yet, I think it's not that the camera adds
ten pounds because of the technology. I think the camera
adds ten pounds because when you're watching someone with that intensity,
you are picking every little piece of their body apart,
right and yeah, and so it just becomes like you're
(09:02):
noticing every little like detail of a person's person in
a way that you wouldn't if you were just talking
to them like face to face. That's fair, it's why
everybody looks sexy on TV. And then you see them
in real life and you're like, oh, you're fine.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah, they do look like real people, which is like
comforting to me. I don't know, it was nice. Oh
you know what I was watching the other day, but
I was like, god, damn, I was watching a different
world and just like I watched the pilot of a
different World, and just like the lighting and everything, these
people they look like gods, the unbelievably beautiful every it's
(09:41):
like they let the fuck out of it. They're dressed solo.
You're like, this is like, no wonder people. TV was aspirational.
These people look like they truly look like other beings,
even like Dwayne Wayne, they look they all look incredible.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, and then you think of Dame hard Is in
the real life. You know, it's just a it's just
a man.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
He had it.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
He had it. That man had it when he had it.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Come on, man, just a reasonable black lead, reasonable dark
skin lead, that's all we need.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Yeah, it's yeah, he really had it.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
And and I think he had it for the right
amount of time, you know what I mean, Like I
don't think like it doesn't feel like anything was taken
from him or I go like, oh, man, what the
fuck what could have been with Kadeen. He got what
he was supposed to get out of this.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We're just happy for The Six Man. Baby.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
It made me cry. I watched it in theaters on
my birthday and I cried birthday. Yeah, I cried. Me
and my friends had. I invited ten of my best
friends to the movies for my birthday. My dad made
us line up so he could stuff our pockets with
(10:52):
fruit snacks and juice boxes, and we all sat down
and watched The Six Man in theaters and multiple times
in that film, multiple time. Yeah, when he died the
first time, When he died the first time and then
when he ascended the second time, both both got it.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
You really always had the soul of a poet. Yep.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
And as also, that's why you gotta really lean into
the demon, because you cry in front of a bunch
of boys and they eat you alive, and now all
of a sudden, you gotta worship the devil.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, you got to call somebody's mama ugly or poor
or something like that exactly. That completely makes sense.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Y'all made me make this choice. I didn't make this choice. Well,
I was the kind of guy that cried during the
sixth Man.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
You could have kept that energy.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
No, No, because because I cried during the sixth Man
and a group of people who I thought were my
dearest friends called me the F word.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
So yeah, do you ever worry that you maybe have
too many origin stories?
Speaker 8 (12:06):
Yeah? Yeah, I dude, Yeah, I do think about that.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Okay sometimes, man, because I got some bad ones, but
those are so that's so hard.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I was just a sincere boy man.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
And somewhere though, do you think that there's like, do
you think that there is an amount of revenge you
can get on the world that will align you back
in touch with that boy who cried twice at the
sixth Man? Or do you think it's gone forever and
we just now we got the joker.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I think if I truly were seeking revenge, I would
turn into Elon.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Interesting, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Like, I think that Elon behavior is strictly a person
seeking revenge against the world that he considered to have
been mean to him. That's fair and why he would
feel that way, given you know the fact that you
guys were enslaving South Africans and minds is beyond me.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
But that is his.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Interpretation of the world. And I think that's one hundred
percent why he's doing all he's doing. It's the reason
he won't stop making children. It's the reason he won't
sort of like stop trying to represent himself as this
genius hero of the world all while literally attempting to
destroy it. It's all a vengeance play.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
No, that is a very good deflection you just did.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
But whatever he and I'm saying, I'm saying, God, I'm
saying that if I found myself wanting true like vengeance
against world, it would only get dark like that.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I don't think there's a version of this where you
can seek vengeance and like be like I feel satisfied
now and move on. Right, Okay, this is just so
many too many motherfuckers that that I have on a list,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I do.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I think my list is probably shorter than yours, but
it's I got a list, yeah, and it's like none
of them would see it coming. It's the thing about
my list, It's like it's like because it's not like
it's not the biggest lights or the worst humiliations. It's
just the ones that, for whatever reason, broke through all
the veneer and they just live in there.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah they're stuck.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Does that bother you that they wouldn't know? Like, is
that embarrassing at all? That like you would seek vengeance
against somebody and they're like.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
David who because it ultimately reminds you that you are
as sensitive as they were, maybe making fun of you
for being yep, right in that, Like you gave it
way more power than it's than it needed, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
It met the world to you.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
And yeah they didn't.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
They didn't think a second thought about it. Yeah, but
that's just uh, just be like that, man.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It does it does. Anyways, We got some voicemails.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
We got voicemails that we should talk about.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
We don't worry about us in our list.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Shorts pinned up on my refrigerator for my family to see.
But that's my business and no one else's.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, do I sleep a lot at night? Who cares?
All that matters is I wake up in the morning
and I come to work.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yeah, we'll work.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah. Works.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
We got a couple of voicemails that we we want
to do this first one. I think we we don't
know a lot about it, but I think it's fair
to say it's an oddity, but let's just fraighten it
as that, and Olivia will play it, and we won't
give a lot away from what we we gather from
this voicemail.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
I rememorize the song when I was way too young.
Speaker 11 (16:21):
You want to go down, why not I be like
Herbie and hand you a cock and tell you that
my name is not getting on And these make like
the breeze begin to blow. But don't mean no raffle
the ring ring if you're not down to go low.
I'm all about mouth, not for the executive. Not be
trying to be and keep trucking and fuck you. I'm
coming ash your help with chap dicks, big champed as lips,
treating your teeth identists while I'm rubbing them with a
(16:42):
direction like injections. Fucking I'll be drugging them, numbing up
your tonsils, camassaut anesthetic coming.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Down your throw it the fluoro septic. The time for
apologen girlfriend, white wool swallowing, gargling. I'm giving bitches brumming
the bits to put your lips here and catch these
damn thish heirs in your mad out.
Speaker 12 (17:01):
I said you fucking.
Speaker 11 (17:04):
You.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Okay, so sometimes maybe ce De Lauras Tucker wasn't so crazy.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
That I'm really struggling to understand why.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
That this man called U rapping and elly.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Remember I said that I didn't know that. I never
knew the lyrics. Oh, I only knew the chorus.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, man, you gotta remind us of stuff.
Speaker 12 (17:45):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Just I'm not. He was just like, man, you're not
gonna believe, but I got memorized.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's way funnier.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
And I and I other songs too.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Call me back, like what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Like bro be, Like, hey, remember when y'all said nobody
knows the lyrics? I actually do hear?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Like cool, I guess I don't know. That was fucking weird, man,
it was weird.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
It was very funny.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
It was very funny. And you're right, I think. I
think while while there was an era where where they
were maybe being a little extreme in some of their
suggestions about what hip hop was doing to the youth
of the future, they weren't completely off.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
That was steering children wrong. That they're talking about that song.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
They're talking about drugging women, they're talking about stuffing their
dicks like turkeys.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
All of that shit actually actually dicks.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
It's none of this is encouraging or or empowering in
any kind of way. This is truly a violence against
a lot of communities. So yeah, she was right. Yeah, damn,
I'm glad you. Thanks for calling. I guess Yeah, let's
(19:10):
tell us other boys.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
Now, Hey, David and Langston, this is Mike from Texas.
I have a scenario or a question that I think
encompasses everything that the podcast represents. The question that I
think both of you should answer is this your co
hosts and producer are going to be absent for recording. Okay,
So meaning maybe Olivia is going and either one of
(19:34):
you are going, and so you have to pick a
co host. Your only two choices are Ray j and
Terrence Tower. So one of them will produce and the
other one will co host.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
So which one do you pick?
Speaker 12 (19:50):
Also, David, what kind of bit do you have? Thanks?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Wow, the little squeeze right at the end. What kind
of bite you got? I got a specialized role two
point zero?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Is that is that a good bike?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
It's like the closest you could get to a beach.
Cruiser while still be in a real bike. It's real
nice though. It's so smooth. That's what I like about it.
It's so smooth, like a great road bike for around town.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Mm hmm. I ain't got no bike.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
You should, man. It's like it's I got a couple
of friends into It's like you forget how great well
were you a bike kid though?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Yeah, yeah I rode bikes a lot.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Bro, get back on a bike. You will remember just
I usuld just go to the beach with your family
and just ride one day, You'll remember how much fun
of it. It's a great time. I think once ken
Zie is old enough to like ride, I'm down. I
think right now it would just be me with a
bike and nobody else, you know what I mean, So
(20:50):
it would be like right, But yeah, I mean, you
know what you see on the road a lot is
a lot of the dads and then they got the
little they got the little little thing that kid sits
it in the back. Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah that's that's scarce the shit out of me. But
but I hear you, Yeah, maybe I gotta grow up
and just be willing to risk my children's lives a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Also, maybe you're just do it for you. You just
go out. Dad needs to clear his head.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yeah, everybody shut the fuck up for an hour. I'll
be back. I don't know why they have to be
quiet while I leave.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
They gotta think about it, about what it would feel
like if I don't come back. Uh, this is a
good question, though, I are you want to answer for
I got my answer already. I have mine as well,
but you you were already in it. Go ahead, all right.
I think that it would have to be I think
ray j as a chatty producer and Terrence Howard as
(21:50):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
I don't think that there's another configuration that would make sense.
Ray Ju is a starer objectively, one of the greatest
gifts that it's ever been given to this planet. I
dare say, a man who is never not being funny
and or viral. He told me that in fact himself,
he said, he said, everything I do is it either
(22:15):
goes viral or causes some kind of like it's either funny,
it's it's cool, or goes viral. I think it's essentially
what he told me, and he's not wrong. It all works.
And so yeah, you want him producing, you want him
to be able to like q in on the key
moments that make for a great podcast. But Tren toward
(22:38):
you got to let him go crazy with the conspiracies.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
We gotta let him talk as long as possible. Yep.
And I think him on the other side now he's
trying to do some new math with the production. That's yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, he's gonna like say, we have to release the
episode at twelve thirty eight because that's when it aligned
mathematically with the sun, and it's like, hey man, you're
being fucking weird, bro. Yeah, at his need I need
the episode to go up. I talked to ray J.
Was really fun.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Don't do this, Yeah, exactly, And I would want to
hear Terrence Howard listen to some of our emails. What's
he think about Alconelly rapping?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Do you think? Do you think Terrence Howard, because he's interesting,
he like still really likes black people, even as he
does all this weird ooh shit and Mary's tons of
Asian women, he does really seem to cherish the black community.
Do you think he he looks back at that song
(23:37):
with warm memories?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, I think he was outside and it was fun.
I think, Yeah, I don't think that. I I think
if you were of a certain age and he was on,
maybe not in a major way, but he had already
been in movies and shit like that, so he was
having a summer like Yeah, I think I think he
probably looks back very fun at that.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I think we under estimate how powerful Terrence Howard was
at his height. He really he could have been. He
could have been a king, and he just couldn't get
out of his own way in a lot of ways.
But he still is a great man, obviously. It's just yea,
And I think he could come back. You think you
think Terrence Howard could find his way back to the peak.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Have you not seen what's going on? We're jumping the shark.
Anything could happen.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Hmm.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I don't think anything he's done is that off putting.
Is to not be able to find himself a large
enough group to support him in a major way. My
I don't disagree with the sentiment. My only I guess
where I questioned it a little bit is that we're
not doing that with black people. That's fair.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Everybody that's like, you know, finding their their second wind,
as you know, celebrities and and powerhouses that it's not
black people, it's mostly white meanings.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, it's fair, but he also didn't I mean, I
guess I don't. No, I'm not so up on him
in the way where like I don't think he did
things as bad as people who should be canceled for
a lot, you know what I mean. I think he
made up a bunch of or he thought that he
was smart and maybe he wasn't or whatever, but I
don't think he was. Like I guess there's that ship
(25:17):
with his ex wife though huh, he wasn't doss shit
because he's got some child support shit. There's there's some
stuff in there.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
I don't know. I I think, and this is maybe
a larger conversation. I think that there's there are these
calls for accountability that don't exist in reality, right that
like we the consumer are meant to hold artists accountable
for their quote unquote bad behavior that were never really
(25:47):
fully let in on. And also that even if we
ourselves choose to hold them accountable, the industry is not
matching that sentiment, you know what I mean. It's the
reason why like a Brad Pitt, who I had do
or uh, it has tons and tons of rumors of
being a bad guy, some of which can be verified
(26:08):
through the fact that his fucking kids don't speak to
him anymore, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Like, I didn't even know that Brad's a back eye
bad Brad.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I think he's a drinker and probably a yeller, and
and you know, maybe the suggestion is maybe worse, But
the point is he the industry ain't gonna stop giving
us Brad Pitt movies. So how do you want me
to fall out of love with him? Do you know
what I mean? How do you want me to reassess
this whole relationship if y'all, y'all the actual powerholders won't
(26:41):
introduce real accountability.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah, that's fair, sir. It's I'm just thinking about him
like a team is trash man should have fucking starts
some insurance.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
I just think about like how much you know what
I mean?
Speaker 5 (26:57):
There were all these.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Years where people were like, you can listening to R. Kelly,
he's the worst man, and nobody ever took them off
their streaming platforms, right, Like, not once did Spotify go
we don't want to make money off of R. Kelly anymore.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I thought there was still listen to R.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Kelly on spotif why didn't they try to do it?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
And then like Kendrick advocated for it for not taking
his music off, there was like a debate about it.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
I'm pretty sure I think we were debating that shit.
I don't think Spotify was ever debating it. Maybe I'm tripping,
maybe I really don't remember, but I think all these
platforms where Apple Music was like, no, we're not going
to give rid to R Kelly. If y'all want to
listen to it.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
We got it. Yeah, I mean, listen, nobody cares about
anything other than money.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I think that's kind of the point, is like the
only responsibility is being put on the consumer. It's never
on the actual like corporations that are truly the only
reason we can access this shit in the first place.
If they take all of R Kelly down, where where
are you gonna hear TP two?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I think that that's I think that's given the corporate overloads,
Lord's too much power, you fucking If Spotify takes our
Kelly down, you'll be able to get to our Kelly's.
You could get to it. Like, I don't think, I
don't I don't think that changes that I'm saying you
have to.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Go and at a certain point you would have to
go and get a hard copy of the thing if
all the streamers decided to introduce the accountability they claim
to stand behind. The same is true of Harvey Weinstein films,
where like you keep telling me that this is the
worst man, but nobody is going, hey, stop watching pulp fiction,
(28:42):
leave it alone, and that it's because there's money and
history there that you don't want to deal with.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
That's also bigger than him and keeping I'm not keeping
for Wood, by the way. I'm just saying I think that,
Like I think that a lot of the reason they
were able to even Like you wonder if Harvey Rightsteen
had been a more front facing thing, that is opposed
(29:09):
to a producer, would it even have happened like that?
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I think my point he's not a Brad Pitt, He's
not a not even a director, you know what I mean.
It's like people, I don't know how many people even
knew who he was before that happened.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
I think my point is less of like the individuals
and more saying that there are countless examples of these people,
both front facing and behind the scenes where nobody is
untethering their money from them.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Oh yeah, no, I agree with that.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
No one's ever going to even as they they call
them bad guys and tell us that, like you know,
they had no idea that this stuff was happening. They
keep on trying to make more money off of whatever
this is. And so you know, as long as that's
the case, what the fuck do you want from me?
Put it in your mouth, your motherfucking mouth.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Damn. I think we did.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
I think we did it all right. I hope he
answers your question. I think it's the only correct answer.
Ray J is your producer, Terrence Howard as your co host. Hey,
you've got yourself a hit.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
If there were a world where Bory and Olivia were
not available and Arren toward and ray J word, please
believe that this podcast will change. There is no world
where I go back.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Uh, I'm like God, I'm away, I'm await till I'm
loyal to David.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I'm waiting till I'm waiting until likes it gets back
from his bike ride. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
And it is a different podcast from now on. And
I'm a bad guy and I'm okay with that. There's
no part of me that's going back, And I apologize
for saying that out loud, but I hope it's the
same feeling across the board.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I don't think I will. I think I would get
sick of talking to Terrence Howard pretty quick though.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Yeah, I don't think it's.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
What one episode, three, four episode, I'm not trying to
talk every day.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
I think this is.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
I think it turns into a mini series. You you
make an unbelievable ten episodes with Terrence Howard and you.
Obviously the last episode, you guys get into a big
blow up fight that that destroys everything, but it is.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
What a ride. That's fun.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Well, you want to tell the people where they can
find you, what cool shit you got going on?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Cool Guy Joke City seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com,
back slash David Borie by my special presivenation. March first,
I'm going to be at the Carco Theater in Renton, Washington,
outside of Seattle. March fourteenth, I'm going to be at
the Comedy Commonwealth in Dayton, Kentucky, right across from Cincinnati.
In March fifteenth, I'm going to be at the Comedy
(31:56):
Corner Underground in Minneapolis. Hell yeah, oh yeah. Thank you
for all the hilarious voicemails so far. Thank you for
all the nasty voicemails so far. Thank you for all
the drunken, quite frankly unhinged voicemail so far. You guys
are a bunch of six freaks. For the time being,
eight four four Little Moms is going to be down.
(32:17):
We're working on getting that voicemail time up so you
don't get caught off after a minute. Now you can
send us to maybe even three minutes of undiluted nastiness,
so be patient for us, and we're going to get
that up pretty soon. Langston, can you tell them where
they can find you?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Well, it's Thursday, so theoretically this weekend, if you live
in Vancouver you can come see me. I'll be at
the JFL just for last Vancouver Festival. Come see me
February twenty second, that's this Saturday, and it's going to
be a great time. And then if you want to
see me again, you can see me March twenty seventh
(32:55):
through the twenty ninth at the Vermont Comedy Club. I'll
be up there in Vermont. Of my little jokes and whatnot.
Uh and you can follow me at Langston Kerman on
all social media platforms if you want to send us
your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you want
to tell us, uh, I guess who should be a
third co host in that terrible, terrible trio of David
(33:20):
Saren Howard.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
And Ray J.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Go ahead, throw it all in at Mamma pod at
gmail dot com and uh rate subscribe, review by the merch,
Pray and then, and then and then pray again, and
vote and vote, vote for prayers by.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
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