July 17, 2025 • 17 mins
Langston and David sit down with Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola to chat about trash audition moments and the best work out plan: prison.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, the fucking mini yourself many episode, Well, the fucking
mini your.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sol Give me two seconds. I need to get I'm
ready now, I'm ready, I'm ready already, I gots I'm
a bonded.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm gonna find it. Do you write them down? Uh no?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
But uh the song is where I always find myself
getting caught up and then I have to remember like
a thing that someone said that I liked.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It is hard because with the song, it's like you
know every song until that music starts.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's really the problem is that, like I feel so
confident and then I remember, uh that, like, oh I
sometimes I be mumbling through these.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, it's a lot, Like it's like confidence gets me
through wrapping like in my house.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, you know, yeah, I think so when you're alone. Man,
I kill auditions when I'm by myself.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That's the thing about auditions being taken out of the room.
Part of that does feel good because you don't feel stupid,
you know. I do love that. But then sometimes it'll
be like I'll have to have like my girl like
do it, and that's the worst auditions I've ever heard,
Like when she's recording me.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So I stopped doing it with Nikki because that's smart.
I was like, whatever this is, it don't work. I
can't do you can't always.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Know I can't do nothing with the significant other way
too much or they just don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Got you she Yo, she's not great at reading lines. No,
you gotta give me something. You got to give me something.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Like I had a guy stop in the middle of
the page and was like, wait, so what's this? Oh
so you playing this? It's like a come on, man,
just deliver the line, Just.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Say it, change your voice a little bit in between.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Like do what you feel or do it straight.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
But they're never yeah, but but do it right and
and they ain't got it. And then they see a
vulnerability in you that you, uh, that's what it is.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Prefer they don't see that's what it is, because like
there's like do you get this with Nikki where there's
a level of like, my girls see something I do
for entertainment, and then there's just like you could feel it,
like so this is what.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You do all day? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
You know what I'm saying, like, oh, this is this
is what I go to work. Yeah, you're in the
house pretending to be a cartoon Chara and you didn't
even memorize it that good.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, and you didn't walk the dog. Okay, no, no,
go cook dinner now.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Cool, Now that's cool.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I see, Yeah, I believe in you.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Man, They couldn't take as many nose as we get
in a week that people don't see. I have one
of my close friends, she's a lawyer and ship and
she when she saw how many no's we just like
roll off.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
She was like, and she got one. It was devastating.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
They could. They couldn't do what we do.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Get around.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I get rejected regularly.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I've never thought about it like that, but I think
that's a really true statement.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
So the people who think our sh it is just
like you know, and I'm saying this in such a
loving way, but like they could not take as many
we're so like you have to.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Be a beast.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, I'm saying it direct.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
We go out every single night to take an L,
like fully prepared to take a L.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I take some huge ls, and I never even get
to talk about it, like on the road.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
I'm just I'm just in Milwaukee and I bombed for
an hour and I came back to the hotel by myself.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That's some people's worst experience of their life.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And you're in Milwaukee, so you broke your diet. Whatever
versions wanted to be already got destroyed, and then your
ego got destroyed, and then you had to sleep somewhere bad.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, because I broke the diet on Thursday, Saturday, I
broke the diet at the airport, I said the bucket.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's one.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
About the new stand ups. It even like the like
stand ups who don't know they're getting paid in drink
tickets till they get there.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's like, yeah, that's l yo.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I used to you know how many times I've gotten
on a plane not knowing where the money to come back?
Is like straight up, just like I think I got
one hundred and fifty here and then if I can
tie it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
To you like I don't know when I'm at home,
that's as Yeah, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Fuck bro, I was telling I was telling that one
I can't even relate to.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's crazy. You want it? This is crazy. I was
telling somebody about this the other day.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I flew Spirit one time to go do a festival
when Spirit first came out, and it was me and
my friend, you were an early investor.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I was here.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
It was early on.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
I was early on Spirit out of the Oakland Airport
and it's me and it was like it was like
a midnight flight. And my friend calls me at like
ten and he's like, you know, they charged for every
single bag on Spirit, even the carry on, and I
have I have fifteen dollars, just like just like in life,
(05:14):
this is where you're at. I gotta put all my
clothes on, nigga, I swear to God, I put put
I put all my clothes on. And then the worst
part is.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It was it was too Denver from Oakland, but there
was a layover in Las Vegas. Oh no, yeah, this
is hot, yo.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It was, but it was overnight, so it was just
frost to the snowman walking through this airport because you
couldn't afford a second a bag.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yo. The craziest things. The craziest too, was like it
was me. I think I did it with some tact right.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
In that there's no class.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I did it with some tact in that it was
smaller shirts and.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Then the hoodie over it all, okay, and then underwear shorts,
pants over everything.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
So I just looked fatter. My homie who is Indian. Yeah,
I did not do it.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
He was doing fun combination like a hockey.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
And we were live and it is the open airport
and I was like, you look like a terrorist, like
we're gonna get caught, but we didn't.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
But anyways, I say that to say, yeah, my girlfriend's
not doing that.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Damn was you comfortable when you slept overnight? Because it's
like kind of.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
It's horrible because I was also had I had some
stuff in my pockets, but like even wearing multiple underwear,
I'm like a large man.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
It's terrible. It was really terrible. It was really awful.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Larry's even if did he got ten years, You're what
are you gonna do? Come out?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Cosby came out and his eye looked better.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
You know, going to jail to get your teeth fixed.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Jist, like that's it's like a big come up for
certain things.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
It is.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
My cousin came out with a clean bill of health.
He like clean bill of health.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
That's crazy, And that's like that's the system working.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I go to jail. You want to lose weight, y'all?
Do mo Zipic?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
They test this ship on us, right, they.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Tested ozip on all them inmates and now they was
like give it.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
To the ship.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, about twelve of them ship themselves all the time,
but everybody else is.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
But yeah, you could lose muscle masks in there. They're
doing their their push your routine anyways. Yeah, no, you
already you you frankly had a surplus the muscle mass.
Do you think you would get very strong if you
went to prison.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I think I would have to. Yeah, it's really my
only hope.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I think you give up on whatever you think you
want your body to look like and you focus on
getting prison strong.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Yeah, because you have to got to be able to
do all those You ever seen it when they hit
it and it's just like it's like damn forward back brutally.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You tie your fucking T shirt around a bar and
you start doing weird pull.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Ups and it's crazy with the little weaker ones.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Even the jail door. Like I watched sixty Days in
a lot, that's one of my shows. I like them.
I don't know, I love them type of shows.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
You know what I like about sixty Days in Some
of them loved prison and they don't want to admit it.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
They don't want to. Like the marine guy.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
The marine guy, he was more yeah, different to me
or fucking oh boy, the chaplain who was in prison,
and you could tell he was. It was like, here's
what I think about that. I think you don't people
forget that some different people have different skill sets. So
he's like, that's probably the best he's ever been at
(09:25):
anything in his life.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I think so.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
And he was dipping and dapping in that ship a
little bit. Again. You could tell. I saw like his
nose running twice.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
This is a place where you thrived the first time,
and now you're you feel even more centered this time.
So yeah, you gonna put up your nose and yeah
you can control it.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, he had the whole ship clicking.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
He was running it and like because him and the
marine dude, the marine due thrives because literally he's in
the military. Like he said, he was like, I've spent
days in the whole so in holes and everything. He
was like, so all that extra shit didn't bother him. Yeah,
I couldn't do jail.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I don't want to do jail because I am a
person who crazy shit.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I know, I'm gonna say something or try to, and
I don't have that type of capacity to I mean,
I either would end up being like the the group
person where people will be knocking on my door any
time they can you pray for me as ship, and
I don't have time for that in jail, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
If I'm just moody alonesome times, yeah, sometimes you.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Ever see out he would be the person, you know,
when they add a person to a cell that's been
empty for a while, it's just one person so they
got their own room.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
He would be the one who get mad because they
be getting mad when they get added a person they like.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I mean, it's right there, man, It's like miss Singing
and had his own room for six months and here
you come.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
They'd be so ean.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, if a man moved while I was sleeping, I.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Try to murder them, just like just hearing them move around.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
The the flight or flight would have to activate every
single time that happened, to the point that I think
I would eventually snap.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
And I just don't think I've ever been personally like
Mom raised me a lot of women. I don't think
I've spent that much time with men.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
You gotta be around on all the time.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
And honestly, I'm not a man in that. I'm not
that many. It doesn't sound like good to me.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
But that's how when I was raising a you know,
the women men. But I know myself, I can't be
around that much energy at the same time, and then.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
It'd be different smells and ship. I don't have time.
I didn't even get into that. Yeah, body side, Yeah,
that's wilding in.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Front of another human being.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I don't think I could get I don't think I
could get to like shipping in front of somebody else.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
He's gotta leave. You gotta leave. It's crazy, you gotta.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
But you've ever seen another prison show, Escape at the
Deer Marrow. I forgot the name of Escape at Dear
mar I'm probably pronouncing the wrong. So on Netflix, y'all
gonna watch it as good as hell. This prison guard
her name was what.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Was her name?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Ego Wold and put me on this show. I watched it.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
I was literally in the middle of writing the SAG Awards,
but I couldn't get Ship done because I was watching
on assignment, Like, yeah, but this is good. They these
two guys escape because they were sleeping with the prison lady.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Well, guard that seems like your best bet.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
And they used her to filter in tools and stuff.
They made her fall in love with them, and she
was basically helped them.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's so crazy that guards still let that happen. I
think it probably happens more than you would think.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's just like, it feels so clear that the prisoners
don't like you, They just want your help.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You can't think that he is run away from jail.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You're the only lady he knows that. Of course he
loves you. Yeah, introduce him to three of your friends
and then decide if this is a meaningful.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Relationship, pointed to vet him.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
You can't just be like, nah, I believe you.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
When y'all watch it, y'all gonna see why those people.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
It's always a prisoner in a small hick town and
the two guards that helped them. One dude, he was
so insecure. He was like this big, stalky guard. But
the prisoners gasted him up and would make him feel good.
So he would come to the prisoners like, hey, man,
are you mad at me? And he'd be like, well, yeah,
you you you took away my meat. I was thinking
about making some meat loafs today, and the lady guard
(13:56):
she'd be like, I miss him because one dude was
was actually mad at her, so he wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Come out of his cell to go still, he wouldn't
go to his his they have jobs in there, like,
so she ran the metal shop and he refused to
come to the metal shop, and she was like, can
you give him a message for me?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Can you?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
This is how she signed on the movie.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
And it was just this world where I'm like, it's
insecurities playing on each other. They like when we talk
about the sixty Days in it's that same world of
these people make them feel so good about themselves that
they're willing to help them escape out of you.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And we got to remember that that some criminals are
charismatic as the most the most I think so often prison.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
People, I think chrisma is more of a curse than
a gift, because like, bad people really monopolize it, and I.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Think we often treat every prisoner and this is our
own viole stereotyping. I mean, you know, fucking royal are
but like the idea that you sit around being like, oh,
they're all mean and angry and violent and whatever all
that is is nasty. That's not actually what they are.
They're charismatic, they're charming. They're sometimes pretty grounded people who
(15:16):
will do a desperate thing in order to figure their
shit out.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Or who snapped in a moment, like for real, like
who and literally, when y'all watch this, because I know
y'all gonna watch, it's good.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
When you see they do an episode where it shows
what these two did to actually get in jail, it
like blew my mind because you couldn't tell. And when
you talk about charisma, dude was a painter one of
the prisoners. He was like an actual artist, Like people
were buying his art and now he's dead. They his
(15:48):
daughter owns like all his pieces, they still want to
buy it because of his expression through art.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
The other one was just like that.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
It's just when they showed what they did, you would
have never thought they do something like that. But like
y'all said, charisma and personality it's about.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
It's why you shouldn't trust comedians.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
That not worry or movies, or because they got everybody
in prison thinking they bullies like it's just man, no
give me your.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Ship, when really it's like Yeah, everybody's not a bullyonaire.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
No, it's a bunch of people trying to finesse each
other at all time.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
The white preacher who's like, yeah, running the joint.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I like the vibe in here.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
This is nice.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Yeah, because yeah, man, different people. You can adapt to anything,
and you can thrive anywhere.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Truly. Yep, damn yeah, I think we did it. Yeah,
this was good. Do you follow me at length? Sin Kerman.
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Speaker 1 (17:06):
Motherfucking Mini ever So Mini Episode, motherfucking Mini ever So.
Motherfucking Mini ever So Mini Episode, mother Fucking Mini Everis
Well, the fucking mini yourself many episode, Well, the fucking
mini your.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sol Give me two seconds. I need to get I'm
ready now, I'm ready, I'm ready already, I gots I'm
a bonded.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm gonna find it. Do you write them down? Uh no?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
But uh the song is where I always find myself
getting caught up and then I have to remember like
a thing that someone said that I liked.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It is hard because with the song, it's like you
know every song until that music starts.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's really the problem is that, like I feel so
confident and then I remember, uh that, like, oh I
sometimes I be mumbling through these.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, it's a lot, Like it's like confidence gets me
through wrapping like in my house.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, you know, yeah, I think so when you're alone. Man,
I kill auditions when I'm by myself.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That's the thing about auditions being taken out of the room.
Part of that does feel good because you don't feel stupid,
you know. I do love that. But then sometimes it'll
be like I'll have to have like my girl like
do it, and that's the worst auditions I've ever heard,
Like when she's recording me.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So I stopped doing it with Nikki because that's smart.
I was like, whatever this is, it don't work. I
can't do you can't always.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Know I can't do nothing with the significant other way
too much or they just don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Got you she Yo, she's not great at reading lines. No,
you gotta give me something. You got to give me something.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Like I had a guy stop in the middle of
the page and was like, wait, so what's this? Oh
so you playing this? It's like a come on, man,
just deliver the line, Just.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Say it, change your voice a little bit in between.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Like do what you feel or do it straight.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
But they're never yeah, but but do it right and
and they ain't got it. And then they see a
vulnerability in you that you, uh, that's what it is.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Prefer they don't see that's what it is, because like
there's like do you get this with Nikki where there's
a level of like, my girls see something I do
for entertainment, and then there's just like you could feel it,
like so this is what.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You do all day? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
You know what I'm saying, like, oh, this is this
is what I go to work. Yeah, you're in the
house pretending to be a cartoon Chara and you didn't
even memorize it that good.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, and you didn't walk the dog. Okay, no, no,
go cook dinner now.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Cool, Now that's cool.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I see, Yeah, I believe in you.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Man, They couldn't take as many nose as we get
in a week that people don't see. I have one
of my close friends, she's a lawyer and ship and
she when she saw how many no's we just like
roll off.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
She was like, and she got one. It was devastating.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
They could. They couldn't do what we do.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Get around.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I get rejected regularly.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I've never thought about it like that, but I think
that's a really true statement.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
So the people who think our sh it is just
like you know, and I'm saying this in such a
loving way, but like they could not take as many
we're so like you have to.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Be a beast.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, I'm saying it direct.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
We go out every single night to take an L,
like fully prepared to take a L.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I take some huge ls, and I never even get
to talk about it, like on the road.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
I'm just I'm just in Milwaukee and I bombed for
an hour and I came back to the hotel by myself.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That's some people's worst experience of their life.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And you're in Milwaukee, so you broke your diet. Whatever
versions wanted to be already got destroyed, and then your
ego got destroyed, and then you had to sleep somewhere bad.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, because I broke the diet on Thursday, Saturday, I
broke the diet at the airport, I said the bucket.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's one.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
About the new stand ups. It even like the like
stand ups who don't know they're getting paid in drink
tickets till they get there.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's like, yeah, that's l yo.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I used to you know how many times I've gotten
on a plane not knowing where the money to come back?
Is like straight up, just like I think I got
one hundred and fifty here and then if I can
tie it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
To you like I don't know when I'm at home,
that's as Yeah, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Fuck bro, I was telling I was telling that one
I can't even relate to.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's crazy. You want it? This is crazy. I was
telling somebody about this the other day.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I flew Spirit one time to go do a festival
when Spirit first came out, and it was me and
my friend, you were an early investor.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I was here.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
It was early on.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
I was early on Spirit out of the Oakland Airport
and it's me and it was like it was like
a midnight flight. And my friend calls me at like
ten and he's like, you know, they charged for every
single bag on Spirit, even the carry on, and I
have I have fifteen dollars, just like just like in life,
(05:14):
this is where you're at. I gotta put all my
clothes on, nigga, I swear to God, I put put
I put all my clothes on. And then the worst
part is.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It was it was too Denver from Oakland, but there
was a layover in Las Vegas. Oh no, yeah, this
is hot, yo.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It was, but it was overnight, so it was just
frost to the snowman walking through this airport because you
couldn't afford a second a bag.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yo. The craziest things. The craziest too, was like it
was me. I think I did it with some tact right.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
In that there's no class.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I did it with some tact in that it was
smaller shirts and.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Then the hoodie over it all, okay, and then underwear shorts,
pants over everything.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
So I just looked fatter. My homie who is Indian. Yeah,
I did not do it.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
He was doing fun combination like a hockey.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
And we were live and it is the open airport
and I was like, you look like a terrorist, like
we're gonna get caught, but we didn't.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
But anyways, I say that to say, yeah, my girlfriend's
not doing that.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Damn was you comfortable when you slept overnight? Because it's
like kind of.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
It's horrible because I was also had I had some
stuff in my pockets, but like even wearing multiple underwear,
I'm like a large man.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
It's terrible. It was really terrible. It was really awful.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Larry's even if did he got ten years, You're what
are you gonna do? Come out?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Cosby came out and his eye looked better.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
You know, going to jail to get your teeth fixed.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Jist, like that's it's like a big come up for
certain things.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
It is.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
My cousin came out with a clean bill of health.
He like clean bill of health.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
That's crazy, And that's like that's the system working.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I go to jail. You want to lose weight, y'all?
Do mo Zipic?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
They test this ship on us, right, they.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Tested ozip on all them inmates and now they was
like give it.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
To the ship.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, about twelve of them ship themselves all the time,
but everybody else is.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
But yeah, you could lose muscle masks in there. They're
doing their their push your routine anyways. Yeah, no, you
already you you frankly had a surplus the muscle mass.
Do you think you would get very strong if you
went to prison.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I think I would have to. Yeah, it's really my
only hope.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I think you give up on whatever you think you
want your body to look like and you focus on
getting prison strong.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Yeah, because you have to got to be able to
do all those You ever seen it when they hit
it and it's just like it's like damn forward back brutally.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You tie your fucking T shirt around a bar and
you start doing weird pull.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Ups and it's crazy with the little weaker ones.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Even the jail door. Like I watched sixty Days in
a lot, that's one of my shows. I like them.
I don't know, I love them type of shows.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
You know what I like about sixty Days in Some
of them loved prison and they don't want to admit it.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
They don't want to. Like the marine guy.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
The marine guy, he was more yeah, different to me
or fucking oh boy, the chaplain who was in prison,
and you could tell he was. It was like, here's
what I think about that. I think you don't people
forget that some different people have different skill sets. So
he's like, that's probably the best he's ever been at
(09:25):
anything in his life.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I think so.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
And he was dipping and dapping in that ship a
little bit. Again. You could tell. I saw like his
nose running twice.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
This is a place where you thrived the first time,
and now you're you feel even more centered this time.
So yeah, you gonna put up your nose and yeah
you can control it.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, he had the whole ship clicking.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
He was running it and like because him and the
marine dude, the marine due thrives because literally he's in
the military. Like he said, he was like, I've spent
days in the whole so in holes and everything. He
was like, so all that extra shit didn't bother him. Yeah,
I couldn't do jail.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I don't want to do jail because I am a
person who crazy shit.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I know, I'm gonna say something or try to, and
I don't have that type of capacity to I mean,
I either would end up being like the the group
person where people will be knocking on my door any
time they can you pray for me as ship, and
I don't have time for that in jail, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
If I'm just moody alonesome times, yeah, sometimes you.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Ever see out he would be the person, you know,
when they add a person to a cell that's been
empty for a while, it's just one person so they
got their own room.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
He would be the one who get mad because they
be getting mad when they get added a person they like.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I mean, it's right there, man, It's like miss Singing
and had his own room for six months and here
you come.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
They'd be so ean.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, if a man moved while I was sleeping, I.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Try to murder them, just like just hearing them move around.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
The the flight or flight would have to activate every
single time that happened, to the point that I think
I would eventually snap.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
And I just don't think I've ever been personally like
Mom raised me a lot of women. I don't think
I've spent that much time with men.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
You gotta be around on all the time.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
And honestly, I'm not a man in that. I'm not
that many. It doesn't sound like good to me.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
But that's how when I was raising a you know,
the women men. But I know myself, I can't be
around that much energy at the same time, and then.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
It'd be different smells and ship. I don't have time.
I didn't even get into that. Yeah, body side, Yeah,
that's wilding in.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Front of another human being.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I don't think I could get I don't think I
could get to like shipping in front of somebody else.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
He's gotta leave. You gotta leave. It's crazy, you gotta.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
But you've ever seen another prison show, Escape at the
Deer Marrow. I forgot the name of Escape at Dear
mar I'm probably pronouncing the wrong. So on Netflix, y'all
gonna watch it as good as hell. This prison guard
her name was what.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Was her name?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Ego Wold and put me on this show. I watched it.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
I was literally in the middle of writing the SAG Awards,
but I couldn't get Ship done because I was watching
on assignment, Like, yeah, but this is good. They these
two guys escape because they were sleeping with the prison lady.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Well, guard that seems like your best bet.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
And they used her to filter in tools and stuff.
They made her fall in love with them, and she
was basically helped them.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's so crazy that guards still let that happen. I
think it probably happens more than you would think.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's just like, it feels so clear that the prisoners
don't like you, They just want your help.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You can't think that he is run away from jail.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You're the only lady he knows that. Of course he
loves you. Yeah, introduce him to three of your friends
and then decide if this is a meaningful.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Relationship, pointed to vet him.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
You can't just be like, nah, I believe you.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
When y'all watch it, y'all gonna see why those people.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
It's always a prisoner in a small hick town and
the two guards that helped them. One dude, he was
so insecure. He was like this big, stalky guard. But
the prisoners gasted him up and would make him feel good.
So he would come to the prisoners like, hey, man,
are you mad at me? And he'd be like, well, yeah,
you you you took away my meat. I was thinking
about making some meat loafs today, and the lady guard
(13:56):
she'd be like, I miss him because one dude was
was actually mad at her, so he wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Come out of his cell to go still, he wouldn't
go to his his they have jobs in there, like,
so she ran the metal shop and he refused to
come to the metal shop, and she was like, can
you give him a message for me?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Can you?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
This is how she signed on the movie.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
And it was just this world where I'm like, it's
insecurities playing on each other. They like when we talk
about the sixty Days in it's that same world of
these people make them feel so good about themselves that
they're willing to help them escape out of you.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And we got to remember that that some criminals are
charismatic as the most the most I think so often prison.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
People, I think chrisma is more of a curse than
a gift, because like, bad people really monopolize it, and I.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Think we often treat every prisoner and this is our
own viole stereotyping. I mean, you know, fucking royal are
but like the idea that you sit around being like, oh,
they're all mean and angry and violent and whatever all
that is is nasty. That's not actually what they are.
They're charismatic, they're charming. They're sometimes pretty grounded people who
(15:16):
will do a desperate thing in order to figure their
shit out.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Or who snapped in a moment, like for real, like
who and literally, when y'all watch this, because I know
y'all gonna watch, it's good.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
When you see they do an episode where it shows
what these two did to actually get in jail, it
like blew my mind because you couldn't tell. And when
you talk about charisma, dude was a painter one of
the prisoners. He was like an actual artist, Like people
were buying his art and now he's dead. They his
(15:48):
daughter owns like all his pieces, they still want to
buy it because of his expression through art.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
The other one was just like that.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
It's just when they showed what they did, you would
have never thought they do something like that. But like
y'all said, charisma and personality it's about.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
It's why you shouldn't trust comedians.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
That not worry or movies, or because they got everybody
in prison thinking they bullies like it's just man, no
give me your.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Ship, when really it's like Yeah, everybody's not a bullyonaire.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
No, it's a bunch of people trying to finesse each
other at all time.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
The white preacher who's like, yeah, running the joint.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I like the vibe in here.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
This is nice.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Yeah, because yeah, man, different people. You can adapt to anything,
and you can thrive anywhere.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Truly. Yep, damn yeah, I think we did it. Yeah,
this was good. Do you follow me at length? Sin Kerman.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
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