The Bigger the Hat the Bigger the Ego (With Rico Nasty)

Today, David and Langston are joined by rap superstar Rico Nasty, who brings a theory about the power behind a large hat. We're talking joint birthday trips with mom, Super Soaker pee comedy theory, crazy stories from our childhoods, and we discover the origins of Rico Nasty's name. David attempts to tame the sea. Then we look into Rico Nasty's Google search and contemplate whether or not fine people are dull and illiterate.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I have nothing to say about that meat stretching. Be hindsight,
it was a weird choice. It was. It was great
stretch that meat.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Though, y'all make up, wake make sure you wake up
in the morning. You stretch, don't get a cry.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Get a slap board, you guys. Ever, I got a
slam war. What's that. It's like a slanted board, but
you just stand up. It's like stretches out your calves
and your claws and stuff like that. It's really good.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's a slanted I no eye, man, No no, no, no,
no no.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
He's in the living room from sitting around just stretching
his meat. More than stretches.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
You got damn pizza dough.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Watching roller.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Car my ruler again.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Don't chips in yours, racists, money turning stuff. I can't
tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's just one of them days that I want to
be all loud. It just one of them. Nay, don't
take it present, just one on me alone.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
You think I'm doing you know I'm nang him. No welcome,
Little mamas and gentiles will like to another phenomenal episode
of My Mama Told Me.

Speaker 7 (01:38):
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of black conspiracy theory.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
And we all want to prove a god damn thing.
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God damn? You were doing better before you listen to us. Yo,
it was gonna go good for you. You were gonna
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It's a week I remember. Now you're on two episodes
and look at you. God, you're in a parking lot

(02:05):
right now. Brother you you would do better to put
something in your vein, wipe your face. Your sick.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
You guys are sick.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's a problem. We should you're infecting everyone. Yeah, it's serious.
It's not good.

Speaker 8 (02:26):
Frankly, we're surprised you would do this.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Ye, why because we I'm talking about I'm referencing Man's
parking lot.

Speaker 9 (02:35):
Well, yeah, your classes.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
A lot lizards.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh it wasn't I know that work?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Do you have a CP CPN What is that machine?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
What you need? Oh? I don't Maybe I don't have
a d M.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Idea. I want a cow on your state.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I d you better get the real one.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I know. Yeah, I'm trying. You don't have the real one,
the real one. I don't even have a state idea.
I'd be using my passport card.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Come on, man, if you want to be able to
keep this going, we got to I don't have Okay, whoa,
y'all are being crazy if you had a real idea
for it the whole time. The second it was available,
I said, you're crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yes, what I got? What now?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Right now?

Speaker 10 (03:35):
What I got was lucky because I moved to l
A at the exact time that they started making that change,
and so like I had to get a new ID
and then it just mine was expiring.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
I needed one. It worked out perfectly.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
When did you guys get your driver?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Let's get you? Uh. That was one of them drops
that you gotta be.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Aware of where it's not like you behind the garden,
doctor Phil.

Speaker 10 (04:02):
That's not doctor is that? No, that's how they get you.
That's Tom Hanks. That's how they get Black Jeopardy on
Black Jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's Black Jeopardy, the.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Best, the best Jeopardy in the life. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's our pilot. We're trying to write our guess today.
I think we should just oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
Let's just get into it. I was trying to think
of one I didn't really have one other than I
think kool Aid. Jammers was kind of a conspiracy. Oh
why would they send us if it's still kool Aid?
Why would they package it and make it more expensive?
It seemed like a it seemed like a drink for
the working class. Then for some reason they made it

(04:47):
more expensive.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
Oh, you're saying that kool Aid.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Was for the people. It was affordable. And then they
found a way to make a champagne.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Now the Jammers. Now everybody can't have a gym drink.
About how much kool Aid Jammer you were allowed to
drink versus how much.

Speaker 9 (05:03):
Kool Aid they sold out Huggies. That's what realized Vicious, all.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
The little Huggies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I'm still drinking a Huggies blowing green only.

Speaker 9 (05:15):
I don't give a fuck. You're not worried about in
the corner of the couch, yeao.

Speaker 8 (05:25):
How do you feel afterwards? You don't feel crazy?

Speaker 9 (05:28):
My teeth beat real pretty. But they gave you a
certain type of edge, you know what I mean. Like
something about them Huggies. It just reminds you of.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Going out with strong.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah you're strong.

Speaker 9 (05:40):
Yeah, you'll love doing that. I love leaving house with
nothing but my phone.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yo, this is it's like we're twins. I didn't have
legal ID for like four.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I just got my driver's license.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I'm getting mine, and everybody makes it seem like you're crazy.

Speaker 9 (05:53):
You're actually lacking because if you would have got it
through COVID. I got my license through COVID, so the
instructor couldn't even be in the car with me while
I took my test. Why there's so many bad drivers?
Do a theory on that. Damn It has gotten horrible
over the years because hella, people got their licensees let
everybody in because we were like, bro, how the fuck
so you telling me not only can we not go nowhere,

(06:15):
but now niggas can't drive. I had to learn how
to drive. It was COVID, so how many other people
had that idea?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I you know what's crazy. I got a car during COVID,
still didn't get a license. I came, I came up
on a car.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
In the car.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
No no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
They died. They left you the car, They.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Left somebody else the car. That person was leaving California
and was like, I don't really Wow, that's fucked that to.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Give away a car somebody Dad gave you.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, this aren't how bad? Juju? You still got it.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
This feels like I'm watching two people fall in love.
This is what's your sonorus?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
What's my own? Wow? He's April twenty third. Yeah, oh my.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
God, No you're not. You're not.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Don't be nasty.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
He's one of those fucking he's not a mat.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, I'm better. I'm the the O. No, no, no,
watch your mouth. Don't like that.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I'm gonna do be friends.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I get a yell in love. But let me friend Taurus.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
We don't have a igh D. That's how I knew
you wasn't a made.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
He is a tourist, so his wife and I are
both tours because you guys are the same birth or
like it's really close to six days apart. Yeah, yeah,
what the hell? That's kind of crazy.

Speaker 10 (07:44):
That's what I've always feared that that was going to
be people's reactions.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
You know, what fun to your wife and you being
tourists together and like right next to each other.

Speaker 9 (07:52):
I've been in like a constant loop because my mom
birthday is three days after mine, so my whole life.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Any birthday I got, I was like.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Little something. That's why.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I forget my mom.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
She's kind of holding me a gun Pointeah.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, I would never forget you, mom, No, no, no, no them,
No never. Absolutely. When I think about my birthday, I
think about literally on you should just connect her.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, and we did, and we did.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
We did birthday with your mom. I did.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I did.

Speaker 9 (08:29):
I did a joint birthday trip with my mother to Hawaii.
I have no siblings.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Damn, it's not a joint I think it's just a
birthday trip. Like you don't even have to stay joined
if you don't.

Speaker 9 (08:39):
That's so funny. Right I turned twenty three. You didn't
take home girls or nothing.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Just sit my mom, that's what big island? What island
did you go to?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Just like Honolulu? My mom was turning fifty.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
Okay, OKAYMN, So you have to prioritize her birthdays.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
I mean, because twenty three isn't as groundbreak is.

Speaker 9 (08:56):
Yeah, And the older you get, the more it's like,
oh damn, your mom's only going to turn fifty one,
and like this is the only time you're really like
able to do anything for birthday like that, because when
she was.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Like thirty, I'm like, fucking yeah. The way shit.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
She trying to go out to the club. I'm like,
where are you going?

Speaker 6 (09:11):
That's why I have a young mom. Know, we already
hit enough milestones now, sixties like whatever. Yeah, I remember
thirty was a big one in the house, right.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Wine cooler it was like nineteen or like like nineteen
years apart. Wow.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, well I had him at nineteen.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Okay, So he remembers thirty, it's gonna it should be
tough to get some shit.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Out of him.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
He remember, he remembers twenty five. Woah, And like he
brings that version of me up all the time.

Speaker 10 (09:42):
And I'm like, we talk about it all because my
mom was twenty when she had me, And I do
think that in your mind. You're like, you stopped at
that age for me. Yeah, I will always see my
mother as some version of a twenty you because that
is how I met her.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
So always see me like a yeah. I love that
for him.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
Yeah, that's cool because I guess it's like having a sibling.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
It's closer because it's closer. I think it's closer than
it sounds like.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
You're not negotiating on offering something else.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I wish, I wish I had siblings. Though I think
about that all the time.

Speaker 9 (10:22):
Yeah, I feel like I was. I was born alone,
and I think people that are like only children are
like really fucking weird.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
M Well, I think it's because you got to just
be in the house alone, weird, by yourself, with no
restricted place exactly.

Speaker 9 (10:38):
There was no one like hey, that's weird. Yeah, until
you got older and you went around people.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
They're like, what, bro, why are you doing that? You're like, no, yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
I remember one of the one of the worst, one
of the worst whoopings I ever got in my life
was because I tried to pee in my super soaker
because I wanted to shoot it in the toilet.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
You had good comedic instincts, even as because I didn't
want to shoot that at people.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I'm not crazy.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
I just wanted to pee in the super soaker at
the top so that I could then shoot shoot into
the toilet.

Speaker 8 (11:16):
But I didn't have any siblings.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
That so happy that that is not in the trajectory
of things I've gone.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Through, because I swear to God, like, throw the whole.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
Kid away, a pissy super soaker sitting in the middle
of the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's worse.

Speaker 7 (11:30):
I was trying to pee into the super soaker and missed,
and then was just the whole time chasing an impossible hole.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Did she catch you trying to pee? You know?

Speaker 7 (11:43):
I peed so so much over the floor that I
didn't know how to reason with it.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Do you know what I mean? Like I didn't know
how to like one second, I fucked up. I fucked up. Okay,
all right, all right, talk about what we did?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
What is okay?

Speaker 9 (12:05):
Wait, what is like the craziest thing that happened to
you as a kid? Can I like like on some
like just like it's some crazy ship. They still teach
you about it still to this day, because.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
That has some crazy shit. I feel like yours is
gonna be different than mine. Do you start?

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah, you don't do this?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, we'll supposed to tea. Okay, I'm excited.

Speaker 9 (12:29):
I went to the beach, Colonial Beach in Virginia. Okay, right,
anybody that knows this beach is about to be like,
holy fucking ship.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I got in the water. Whoa, this is not good water.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's like two thousand and five.

Speaker 9 (12:48):
It's not the best, but it's not as bad as
it is now, but it's not the best.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Figure out what the year had to do with it.
The water used to be good in two thousand better
outside was like, go on, no.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Like water, literally, yeah, I feel like it's worse.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I think it's getting worse. Yeah, but I mean that
was only twenty years ago.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Right, Well, shit changes. I'm standing tall on the water.

Speaker 9 (13:15):
I don't give a fuck. The water in two thousand
and five is better than the water from today.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
You were drinking it, you were having fun back I.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Was in the water. I didn't care about bacteria or anything.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I was a child.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I had to be about seven or eight.

Speaker 9 (13:26):
I got home. My ass was itching. Oh no, right,
I was like, whuh, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I look at my ass in the mirror. There's a boil.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh no, oh, shit was bad. So just like you.
Right after the afternoon, like.

Speaker 9 (13:47):
It was literally like two days after, I call my
mom in the bathmore, sa, mom, there's nothing to call
my butt.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
My mom was like, what the fuck? Yeah, let me see.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I show my mom always on my butt and I
hate my parents.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Do this.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
She's gonna call my goddamn onto.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
What the fuck.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
This is a private conversation.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Did this on your own?

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I called you?

Speaker 9 (14:13):
Next thing, you know, they playing goddamn, they're playing an
operation on me. No, I'm in the goddamn bathroom. They're
popping the boil. My aunt is holding me down, my
mom is popping it.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
My cousin is laughing.

Speaker 9 (14:31):
Yeah, that's me. That's that's where I come from. And
they will always I have a rough day. That's the
version of myself that I see. I say, wow, getting
getting a boil pop. That's not so crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yes, it is in front of your whole family.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
In front of your whole family. What the fuck it's
not that's not that's not great.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
That's great. They're boil booty for like ten years.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, that's hard. That's hard.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
If they won't stop bringing it up. You have to
a point where you either accept that as who you are,
where you create enemies out of your entire bloodline, right
like you You have to make a choice of like
either I will be boiled booty.

Speaker 9 (15:10):
I had to own it. Yes, the nasty in my name.
I knew that would the story someday. Now I'm living
my truth and I get to speak about it, and
I'm like, that's why they're like it's nasty, Like they
get it.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
My family.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
They they're like, oh, she's nasty.

Speaker 9 (15:26):
It makes sense to them that everyone else obviously they sexualized.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
This is like a beautiful really Yeah, it's nasty booty boil. Yeah,
that's the long version of her name.

Speaker 9 (15:43):
Nasty bubble booty boil, bubble booty boil.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I get dropped that ship, drop that ship.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
You wanted to pop my butt?

Speaker 11 (15:54):
Pop, pop my butt, pop my butt, pop, pop my butt.

Speaker 12 (15:58):
Do you know what pop my butt meant to Harriet Tubman?

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Do you know what that meant?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
It meant a whip.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Yeah, that's right, And we all agree on.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Have y'all ever work.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Not with not way that Yeah, not not in a
way that I would really that you should. Yeah, I've
tried a lot of dances in the house alone.

Speaker 10 (16:22):
Do you think that's the lesson of what I wanted
her to learn was to go out there?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Partner?

Speaker 9 (16:27):
But well, see, the deeper question that needs to be
asked here is, you know, do you think that's what
Harriet Tubman was doing?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
What were y'all doing?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
What were the men doing?

Speaker 9 (16:35):
You weren't popping your buds on the underground railroad, You
weren't popping anything. You weren't popping ship. Wow, you were
being led by a woman. So now you have the
opportunity to pop your butt. I'm not ashamed of being
a woman, of course, but now you have the.

Speaker 7 (16:48):
I think she's saying, maybe Harriet Tubman wanted to see
a little ass popping.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh oh like for her trouble. And if we lead,
we might as well give her, give her what she likes.

Speaker 9 (16:59):
If you can people, you're gonna follow them, just follow
full fledged.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
See what the girls are doing.

Speaker 9 (17:04):
So I just I just don't understand why men have
never went in their rooms.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
And no, I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
On sexy red and shake it.

Speaker 10 (17:14):
I don't know that that what sexy red elicits for you.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
What do y'all do to feel good?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
That's the thing asking me to like, what's your vibes?

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Like?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
What do you like?

Speaker 10 (17:25):
I don't really do that move, but I do think
the sentiment it just ain't it ain't right there?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
What do I do to feel good? That's a good question.
That is the problem with men today. No, I'll be
turning to Dijona loud. Yeah, you like the dog, you
know what I mean? Walking the dog off fast.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
We're trying to make all the noises he made.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Okay, just me and the dog walk really really, we
just walked so fish.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
We're not thinking about my dad anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
You break the speed for.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
I don't need a daddy. Now I can be in
whatever time. I won't the dogs just like.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
You're killing me. Man. Sometimes I do be getting mad though.
If we're walking off fast and she stops to poop,
I get kind of mad. I do get that, you
know what I mean, because we're like we're like on pace,
like we're because we got the Apple Watch on and
we know what that mile time is and we're moving.
We got it.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
And then that's always when she wants to go poop.
No standard poodle, Oh ship.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Big black dog. Sweetheart, sweetheart kind of kind of weird.
She's weird.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
She shows her ass a lot, she pops her, but
she backs.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
She she's got like a weird thing where she backs
into rooms. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
I don't really know, man, It's like she gets all
stressed and then she's like like like she's like.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
She introduced herself via her She like back into we
got like a farm.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
We got a real freak farm, because that's how I
met her. Asshole.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
She she just came and just but then we also
have a hairless cat. It's weird in man.

Speaker 9 (19:13):
Okay, I'm talking with the vibes. That's some real tour ship.
I mean, I have a dog and I have a cat.
I have a friend she didn't have a cat, and I.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Had a frog.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Have a spider? You frog? No, just regular green tree frogs.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Okay, that's cool though, Yeah growing up.

Speaker 9 (19:29):
Okay, get a little weird out here.

Speaker 8 (19:32):
I got it for ten dollars of the garage.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Whoa, that's coolest fun.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah it was garage spider. Yeah, we don't even know
what it was.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
All cool though.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
I used to take it to school.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Your mom, lets you buy that?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
My dad? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (19:48):
Yeah, my parents divorced early and they knew, and I
didn't have siblings for a long time, so they knew
they had to like entertain me.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
So just let them. No restrictor plate. What animal would
you have if you could have any animals?

Speaker 8 (20:01):
I want one of them pot belly pigs with the
little bitty ones. But I now understand that they aren't
ever just little bitty ones. They eventually grow into the
big ass pigs, so it is it's a fictional animal.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
They're good pets, and that they're very smart. Yeah, they're
like really really smart. What about you? It's hard because
I would love to tame the sea.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
I know.

Speaker 9 (20:27):
I was thinking shark, yeah, or into that like the
person's house and they have a shark, or like an
orca whale?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Like what killer? Like what free Willy should have been? Oh?
Like a true bond.

Speaker 6 (20:40):
Here's what I'm thinking. Here's here's what's happening in my head.
Like okay, here's what. I ride my bike to the dock, right,
and then I put my bike over here, and then
I just start running off the dock and people are like,
what's this guy do when he's running up the dock?
And I jump off the edge And as I jump
off the edge, he comes and scoops and then we

(21:00):
go on an adventure.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
WHOA that cool?

Speaker 7 (21:03):
I keep picturing that syl that's just the loone this mean,
But it's you, and.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
I love that. I see that for you, that could be.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Cool as I think, like the idea of being paired
with a giant water animal suits me. That's that's really beautiful. Yeah,
because I also love sea turtles in a in a
in a in a strong way.

Speaker 10 (21:21):
Rico shark, But but what great white great white?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Ye the jungle like I would imagine.

Speaker 9 (21:30):
Right, I'm like, I live in a penthouse apartment in Tokyo. Okay,
you walk in, it's dark, like a fucking hollish the store. Yeah, okay,
big window, but it's round and then it goes all
the way but it's a break right, and it's a
fucking guys shark tank.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
WHOA, the apartment is a shark tank.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
The apartment has a shark tank and.

Speaker 8 (21:56):
It goes all window window windows.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Shark tank. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
Oh so it's really a giant tank in a small apartment.
It's really like.

Speaker 9 (22:05):
This whole wall going all the way up for like
four floors was a tank.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Okay, I'm gonna pitch you a name, Shark Apartment, Shark apartment.
All the walls shark. My walls are shark, My walls
are tank.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'm shark. Everywhere I go.

Speaker 6 (22:23):
It's all sharking, sharking everything. I don't think you think
it's the same thing. No, no, are you gonna tell us.
I thought it was when you beat.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
When you eat people.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
I thought it was when you beat people at pool shark. Now,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Talking about sharking? Like, if you can.

Speaker 8 (22:47):
Look sharking sharking can refer to a few different things.
According to the AI overview, which we trust the it
includes the act of pulling down someone's clothes without their consent.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Is that what you meant?

Speaker 12 (23:06):
You can just is what you meant to say?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
That's crazy. I thought it was gonna be like crazy.
She really like in a way where I was like,
this has to.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
End of the picture of Diddy.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, now I get it all way more kaiser over
here picture. Now you know what I mean finding out
information in the room? Is that the shark that you meant?

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Though?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
What's the other one? Okay?

Speaker 8 (23:45):
The other is a pickup artist term for repeatedly trying
to seduce a potential sexual partner, or, in a slang sense,
refers to the illegal practice of a loan shark. So
those are the other two options. I bet it's number two.

Speaker 9 (23:59):
No, it's oppossibly be just like shocking, like when you're
just like out on the prow.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh oh yeah, okay, I get that. I think that's
what I love. Taking someone.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
What what was the first one?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
That the first one is taking people's clothes without Is
that dancing too?

Speaker 8 (24:21):
Yeah, but it sounds like it different way.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Never, I never cared for that game. Arm Pit farts.
You did arm pit farts.

Speaker 9 (24:32):
I can still doing to this day. You got it, Okay,
you want to get on the.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Wait. Oh man, embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
This is like when you pull your dick out and
it's just like like, I'm sure this.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Is It feels worse than that because there's more people.

Speaker 10 (25:05):
Oh no, oh no, imagine how many more albums you
would have sold if that.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Listen, this happens to people all the time. It's not
even weird. It's not even weird. We can just watch
a movie.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I just what that looks like. I can't do it,
and it's like.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Maybe you can do it, but they can't do it.
I've done it before.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
No, no, I'm sure you look like Yeah, I do
a lot. Told me you did it exactly her right now,
and let her know when I was doing it.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I bet it was loud, it was really I bet
it was really like that that ship with an echo.
Yeah you know, but for now, you know, maybe I
get you a drink and we just hang out.

Speaker 9 (25:51):
It's I don't I just don't want you to feel
like I didn't like look at eforting because I did.

Speaker 13 (25:56):
No, No, I wanted to me, I will say I
have to get up early, you know, kind of just
like that kills the vibe though, because like I can
try again.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
Later we later tonight, later tonight, and I can. I'll
pay for the food.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Is okay? Wait a minute, okay you think don't work
on paving the food. This bitch getting a little closer
home tried like.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
This is a podcast of respect, yo.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I love.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's like we need to be stopped.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Nasty with us. God damn, we're so excited you're here.

Speaker 10 (26:52):
You we've talked so much already that it's get to
the ship. We haven't even gotten to the ship, but
you came to us with a conspiracy that has sat
in our lap for some time. We've desperately wanted to
talk about it. We're so happy you're ready to. My
mama told me.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Big hats make superior people. Tell us everything you know,
let's go my homegirl. She like eighteen.

Speaker 9 (27:21):
She told me about that that big hat theory, and
she told me everything I need to know.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
What she said.

Speaker 9 (27:27):
It's about power, okay, and big hats. It's about power.
When you're when you like this, when you know things,
those thoughts have to be protected and you can't just
be out and open with your cranium exposed.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
A raw head, right, raw head like that. I don't
ever wrong head the world.

Speaker 9 (27:50):
You can't do that right now, my stops showing. Yeah,
we got to get our ship together.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Do you want a hat? I have a couple behind you. Yeah, okay, yeah,
why we're talking about that? Yeah, just in case.

Speaker 9 (28:03):
When you have good ideas, they try to get you right.
So I think that like when you think when you
think about the people who wear the big hats zendaiya icon,
big hat, big as big as hata, big as hat big,
and then we get over to Beyonce and those are
like uncharted tears, some of the biggest I mean, like

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they're channeling energies. Our hats clearly aren't big enough.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Abraham Lincoln, damn. I mean, Min's pretty bid. I is
seven and a half.

Speaker 9 (28:31):
I think that there's a five D Internet connection. But
going to outer space to talk to the aliens, I
think the frequencies that we can't understand.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
That's how Beyonce can sing.

Speaker 8 (28:44):
And you think that lives inside of the big ass hat.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
And I think that when they go into certain spaces
where they know people are trying to like they gotta
put that hat.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
On in there a way that like people think maybe
the pyramids are some type of conductors or something like that.
You're saying the big hat is a smaller I'm thinking
the big hat is an antenna. Okay, Yeah, it's like
Wi Fi boost.

Speaker 9 (29:08):
Yeah, walking around with your fucking computer plugged into a router.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
It's like it's not getting no faster than that. Right,
I got the big hat on. Now.

Speaker 9 (29:18):
The ideas are no doubts, no second time, right, no
second chances.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Right, they're going no second chances.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
Now, here's my question for you.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
Is this a big hat that is bestowed upon them
after a certain levels?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I think who gives them to? People? Whoa big hats?

Speaker 6 (29:36):
She's not the conductor, she's the conductor the cosmic habitat sure.

Speaker 9 (29:40):
I mean yes, exactly exactly that. And when you really
think about it is all about frequencies.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Who's she talking to? I have no idea.

Speaker 10 (29:53):
Yeah, I will say, it doesn't feel like anybody else
is on the translators.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Okay, So she how does she pick who to give
the hats to? Is my question. She knows, she just.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
Knows, and we will never know it's kind of like Freemasons. Oh,
we don't.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
We don't need to know.

Speaker 9 (30:12):
We just see what's being done, and we know that
if you remove that hat, I'm pretty sure ten bodyguards
are gonna fucking I put a.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Hat on recently that was bigger than my normal and
it felt good. You felt more powerful.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Yeah, I wish I could show you a picture I
have what that that thing go all the way around is. Yeah,
I want to show you so bad because the situation.
Can I can someone grab my phone from it?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Should I have worn my hat today? Yeah? I didn't.
Abraham Lincoln vibes, WHOA you high? You where you go?

Speaker 10 (30:44):
You go up, not out what you're trying to conduct,
Because I'm trying to get higher.

Speaker 9 (30:50):
They're trying to broaden their horizon. I'm trying to rise above.
So I need the longer hat. And sometimes you see
people with the longer one and the wide one. Yeah,
that's like tequila and Hennessy.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Whoa, you're you're about to upset one of these.

Speaker 9 (31:10):
Sides someone's it's and hey, if you stand next to
somebody wearing a big hat too, it's a.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Cross double big hats.

Speaker 9 (31:20):
People need to create the energy, right, Now, if you
put two people in the big hats next to each other.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
It creates a cross whoa because of the hats. I'm
glad we smoked before this. Wait, so I have a question.

Speaker 10 (31:37):
If if these hats represent that you're not viewing this
as nefarious, then no, So talk to me more about
what power You don't think that this is a threat
as much as that. What do you see it as?
Because power for me scares me. I go, I don't

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want I don't.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Want people amassing power over me. That's that's still.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
They're amassing their own powers with them.

Speaker 9 (32:05):
They're amassing their power is within so that it translates
to the masses with you know, outward. Wow, they're transmuting
thoughts that everyone is experiencing and filtering through them and
putting it out.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
In music and offering just this ultimate good.

Speaker 9 (32:24):
Basically because when you think about the people who wear
the big hats, I don't think is that a white person.
I don't think white people need to be They're not involved.
I'm talking about their.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Base hats like crazy.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I think that the.

Speaker 9 (32:41):
Big dogs are Erica, Beyonce, Zendaya. Those are the only
ones that matter. I don't even really do we have
any other man hats Forharrell? Pharrell was was the biggest
man hat.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
That we had. I think that's the largest one.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
And then before can get a pass.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
You know who's got big hats lately? In front of
the program, Wayne Brady, Wayne Brady is wearing at is
Wayne Brady black? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yeah's Wayne Brady? Why did that sound so familiar?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Mean man is here.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Protest on his chest like that?

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Oh beauty.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
They were pretending to have.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
What song was about, but you better shut up about
what we did. Don't tell nobody I fucked you.

Speaker 8 (33:45):
Oprah.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
She got that look in her eye, Yeah, a little.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Blassie, yeah yeah. And he looked a little sad, you
know what I mean, like he had to do something
he didn't really want to do.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Oh bro, I used to love Oprah.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Man, don't say it one more time. I'm show up here.

Speaker 9 (34:01):
Good, give me a fucking car.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
She's gonna drop it on you.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Falls in the sky, I walk outside falls.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I made a wish on Oprah's Paul.

Speaker 9 (34:21):
Oprah Louise, do you remember did y'all ever did y'all
ever get like in trouble for saying, oh.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
My god, I think very little but or being like,
oh my god, Jesus Christy, Yeah, I am very young.
You throw that in there.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
Yeah, But I feel like around puberty it started being
able because I was never I don't cuss crazy in
front of my mom even now, but like I was
able to bust a few like seventh eighth grade.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, I think I cursed.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
My mom still is not really tolerating fus like that.
She's not I wouldn't be like I'm not like in
the car with my mom like fuck that, Like no,
but shipping ass. Yeah, but I gotta keep it. I
can't thirteen. Yeah, it's not like I can't go on it.
I can't launch into some ship.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
Which is crazy because I pay for everything.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Brother, brother, I'm a coach, signer on a lot of.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
And I'm like, I can't can't be like what the yeah,
I can't.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
I can't say pussy, I got some want to get
off my chest ship That one.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Man talk like that.

Speaker 9 (35:40):
You should be able to walk in the room that's sick,
where the benches, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I guess it's different because I'm a girl.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah a little bit.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah, I was a little edgy growing up.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh really nasty, and I was a.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Little edgy growing up, which you could.

Speaker 7 (35:56):
Probably Yeah, I get that little As a fan of
your music, I think I could piece that together.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
You see it? Yeah? Yeah, I think.

Speaker 10 (36:08):
I think to be able to find the the perfect
unique sound you have found, you had to be dipping
over into some weird ship where you didn't belong and
carrying that back into black spaces where it was not natural.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I feel like crazy because wait, what's the internet like?

Speaker 5 (36:26):
What?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Just like what you look? The things you look up
on the internet I think are probably pretty Yeah, your
exploited age is probably odd. Oh for real, you'll show us.
This is very into, this is exciting, This is so
brave of you. See.

Speaker 9 (36:43):
Actually, let's see my Google search. Yes, let's we're going
straight to Safari history.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Yeah, Safaris where I get weirder. Oh, you get weirder
on Google's a lot more tame on chrome.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
What's the most babies aded once?

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Wait a minute, when you asked the question, do you
mean like them all coming out at the same time?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (37:16):
Set a three triplets, heaviest baby ever born.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Rodney King video?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Oh damn, how does that lead to that?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
A MP odorant?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Okay, you just got him sandwiched in my man Roby.

Speaker 9 (37:33):
Literacy is like literally like heavy baby, heavy as bird
friddy king, let's go and pdodorant turn an electronics, hurt money.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I'm so fucking cheap.

Speaker 9 (37:45):
I swear to god, I hate that look Cornstar your
I still collect coins me too?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Oh man, yo, did I tell you what happened at
the coin star? Though recently to me? We got a
bullet We we put all our coins in a there
was a bullet in there, like a literal buk a bullet. Yeah,
and likes it didn't sort or whatever. Yeah, we put
it in. We put it. We put it in Alana's

(38:10):
little Trader Joe's bag and then we were flying to
Denver and it was in the Trader Joe's bag at
the bird By. Yeah, did they they make a big
deal out of it.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
The cop was like the cop was like, you're not
gonna get or they're just gonna send something to your
house because you know it wasn't on It was her bad.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Oh ship. I felt like jay Z, thank God my
baby doing bing for me.

Speaker 14 (38:41):
Hold me down.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I take care of age. I'm much shave the cat.

Speaker 9 (38:51):
Taking a charge for a girl or a boy.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
It's like, it's not a sex thing. The charge Yeah yeah, yeah,
hang up? Is the charge if we don't have the
same blood or I'm not doing that?

Speaker 14 (39:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, I'm sorry that happened to you. I gotta take
care of my things. Did you take a charge for
a boy or a girl?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
No, they took a charge for me.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh yeah, I can see you having that power.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Oh my god, that's fun.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
And you asked him to it? Did you just do
it because he loves you?

Speaker 15 (39:30):
I don't know why I lack because I've been having.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Such a good time that mur on accident. But I
bet you didn't say anything. I bet he just did it.
He just did it. Yeah, that's beautiful. I take my
I keep my laugh. Damn, he just did it. Yeah.
Where's he now? Is he still no? No, no way,
he's still gone.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah damn, what the.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Body I got? I got one?

Speaker 7 (40:26):
Okay, I guess this day went bad. This this got scary.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
At the end. We need to take guys, let's just
take a break.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Oh god, what did you for?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Like four hours? We're gonna be better. It's so funny.
More rico nasty more. My mama told me.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
I've never been to a football game.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Really never Yeah, why not.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
I've never known anyone that goes.

Speaker 9 (41:06):
Like, yeah, I've never gone only basketball. I've been to basketball.
I been to a soccer game, but I've never been
to a football game. My entire baseball been to baseball.
I've never been to a football game.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Though football fun.

Speaker 8 (41:17):
Football game is fun if you're in a group that cares.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, it's not. It's not a two person like a
baseball game you.

Speaker 9 (41:24):
Can go with you and one like even basketball you
can go on like a.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
You can just ignore the game.

Speaker 9 (41:30):
And but ball is more like I don't know, Like
I don't really hang around friends that like go to games.
But that is something that I put on my little list.
I have a list of things I want to do
before I turn thirty.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Okay, what else is on the list? Hit that boil pop?

Speaker 9 (41:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
What else is on the list?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Was that a crazy question? She said? Motherfucker. I thought
this was the easiest interview out to me.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
Now it's afemark, this is Murphy.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
What else do I want to do?

Speaker 9 (42:10):
I want to walk in the grass and like wet
grass without shoes on.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Well you've never done that one time? No, You're I
like that? Now, where do you grow up in Maryland.
I don't do that.

Speaker 9 (42:20):
Apparently, I just can't do it. I have like ultimate
sensory thing for me.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
Oh it's like you didn't you had the option.

Speaker 9 (42:30):
So like I want to eventually like be able to
be like more like grounded in that sense where I'm
not like afraid of there?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Do you like me? Sure? I do.

Speaker 9 (42:40):
Now I'd be like hiking and ship, but and I'd
be on the hikes and I'd be seeing like look,
Japanese women or.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
They be barefoot, and I'd be like, how do you guys?

Speaker 9 (42:49):
Like I don't know. And it's not really in a
judgmental way. It's more so like in a damn, that's
so cool that like you're just not scared.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
You found something I have not yet found.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
I like it when people can do ship. I was
in Hawaii and uh, we hiked down to this like
volcanic beach and then we were going up and coming
up was crazy, and there was this local Hawaiian dude
who was basically running up no shoes on. Yeah, just
like you could just tell like he just doesn't volcanic. Yeah. Yeah,
it was like it was so impressive.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Yeah, I was like, I'm not bitch ass, I'm having
a hard time in shoes.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I'm walking and I'm scary. Yeah, yeah, because it was
like it was like it was like hard to get down.

Speaker 8 (43:29):
We were when I went to South Africa. We hiked
this thing that is more like the junior version of
a hike out there for them, where like they're like anybody,
everybody can come do this.

Speaker 10 (43:41):
It's this easy. Lion's Head Mountain is like the one
that anybody can do. My wife and I were doing
it and the whole time being like I think we
need to go back. It was that this is scary,
and these paths are narrow, eye am uncomfortable and like
pushed through. But there were kids in front of us
just like playing in and jumping around and you feel

(44:02):
like a coward. But it's like I'm so terrifying. I
just I'm not built for whatever you out.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah, it really will.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
That's how I felt when I first went for a
hike ever my whole life.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Last year.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
It was the beginning of the summer and I went
on the fucking hike, and after the hike, my adrenaline
was rushing so much and I was so exhausted that
I went to sleep and all I dreamt about was
myself on the hike, but I wasn't scared, and ever
since then I go on hike.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
It was like, you know how you have those dreams
where like you feel like you're gonna fall. It was
like moments like that in the dream where I'm on
the edge and I just I will never forget that
ship because that was like the only time I ever
felt like since music, that was the only time I
felt like, oh shit, like I'm good at something.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Or I can't it being scared.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Man, So hiking really unlocked a lot.

Speaker 9 (44:55):
Yeah, it really did the like it did its thing
for me for real, because I was going to the
gym and Bro, I'll go to the gym and bro,
bitches be bad as fun and I'm like distracted, and
I'm like, like, you know you're distracted, And.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
The day dude, baby batty ship.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
I don't really worried about that because he was trying
to tell me to go to his gym. Because I
was in the Denver, I was working out with the
y m C A shout out toll my boys at
the Downtown.

Speaker 9 (45:20):
Wid I went to the fucking Equinox, the Hollywood Equinox,
Oh yeah, it's like fine ship, fine ship, tall, fine ship,
buff ast, fine ship, fresh lineup, fine ship, fine ship,
fine ship.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
God damn, I.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Can't here so far fine.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Ship, fine ship, fine ship, fine ship.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I ain't see a bitch there.

Speaker 9 (45:44):
You get your heartbreaking in that because you're working out,
and right in your brain you it's one nigga and
that you're like, oh, that's my hoe, that's my movie,
little walking on, that's my man today.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Maybe you're gonna talk to me today. Yeah, bitch with the.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Body, why are you here?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yea?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
And the nigga that you thought I was looking at you, baby, No,
he's looking at her too.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
And you're on a stair master and these are fucking
strangers and you're like, oh god, he's.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Her read of me. You've never even had a conversation
with express. You see people like stop going.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
To the gym.

Speaker 10 (46:21):
You see people in the gym that you see them
and you go, brother, you already finished the work.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
I said, why are you taking up?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
You got all the more.

Speaker 16 (46:30):
You got, take up, get out, get out.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
I can't take it anymore.

Speaker 9 (46:45):
And the girls with the fat bus, you know what's
even funked up because like they'd.

Speaker 8 (46:48):
Be like and be careful because they mean a lot
to me.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
That's the best part.

Speaker 9 (46:53):
I'll tell you why, because you live your whole lives right,
You live your whole.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Lives like.

Speaker 9 (47:00):
They're editing their pictures. Bro, there's no way nobody ask
is that fat. There's no way nobody's ask is that skinny?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
That's fat.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
You go to the gym, you see some ship.

Speaker 11 (47:09):
You said, Oh, so God has favorites, Yeah so God?
So God off of people, probably don't.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
She probably can't do as of people.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
When I see people that are really fine, I assume
they can't read, and that makes me feel better.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
When I see people really fine, I just assume they're
super fucking boring.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I'm like, yeah, yeah, you are not fun.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
And I don't think there's anything wrong with you doing
that because sometimes and then they are fun.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
That's my go to. I've never tried to literate. I
might literally make you feel great.

Speaker 7 (47:45):
That might feel good. You can't read her way, smallest ship.
I would have to help you through it.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I don't you got here. She didn't know when to start.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
The gym is a real crazy place, like for real,
you know how mothers be like, they'd be like Oh yeah,
nobody's really happy like Danning Brofe. Nobody really looks like
that in real life. It's out the internet. You go
to the gym, you're gonna be more depressed than when
you win in that mother.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Though you don't know what their life is outside of that.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
At least stay fine.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
At least stay fine.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
At least if their friends said, let's go to Miami.

Speaker 8 (48:26):
Tomorrow, bitch preparation, you know I've been ready.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
That's fat.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Absolutely, that's true because even me going to Miami, I
changed the diet up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I want to look different than they did, right.

Speaker 9 (48:39):
People like a fat ass would like cure all my problems.
I don't know what that is with.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
The fattest wagon you God, it's me Rico.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
I can't want you go by the other girls.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Just give me a doctor.

Speaker 9 (49:03):
I feel like I'm literally like you know the meme
of squid word or he's watching everyone play outside.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
That's how I feel when I watched. But when I watch, yeah,
I'm like, oh, bitch, yeah, probably is really fun.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
It seems nice. Like when they like pick up the
foot and like I swing around, You're like they're about
to get You're like, oh you It's like when you
see somebody run real fast and you're like, that's because
he's good at that, you know what I mean, or
like any of that ship is like if.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
You're like, really, when when you see a master at work,
you want to be a part of it.

Speaker 9 (49:38):
That's that's how I feel about how I feel about Yeah,
that's how I feel about it as well. I say, whoa, Yeah,
I just take my eyes like that. We're we're forgetting
the real stuff. If I could, if I had a
but I wouldn't be a rapper.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
What would you be.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Anything?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
I wanted to be at this level management.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Rappers money for I sit on this steet, drunk, a
target ship, who loves the vending machines.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
That's me. Now, I literally wouldn't do nothing. Yeah that
I could see working out for sure, you know I
wouldn't have to.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
But I mean, I will say, I've known some dudes
who just kind of get by just fucking girls because
they got whatever. They never see it never seems never
really they seem mad, like not even restless, just like
it's just kind of empty. Yeah, and they're never good parents.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
It's funny empty.

Speaker 8 (50:54):
A lady would have fat too, fat of the NASA's
and a good parents.

Speaker 9 (50:58):
No no no, no no no no no no.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
I thought that's what he was.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
And the big arms those are the best moms ever.
I literally just watched the whole fucking TikTok about that ship.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Was second Platform.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Talk about it. I'll tell you right now.

Speaker 9 (51:25):
They said that the reason why you know people are
so fragile in sports now is because there with their
moms are bad bitches and they keep trying to people
trying to keep populating with bad bitches, and they need
to be populated with bitches that are more like like
thirty thirty your son is going to go to the league.
And I started thinking about that ship. I started thinking
about that ship.

Speaker 17 (51:46):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I was like, whoa like in reality, like, damn no,
my son is not going to go to the league.
He's not.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
He No one son is in reality?

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Is you don't know that?

Speaker 11 (51:56):
You want?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
My boys got a jam in high school? You go
to that football camp where they're like, no, you don't
like of all the guys in high school, they're like
five one percent of you are going to go on
one percent? Are you in this room or whatever going
to go on to play college? Of that one percent
of one percent. It's like nobody plays.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
It's really crazy.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
You know, there's only ever been five thousand people in
the NBA. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (52:21):
Yeah, it's you would think it's it's it's it's nobody,
does it. I know multiple NBA players, Yeah, but look
up how many people have played in the NBA total.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
No, I believe you.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
I'm saying, like, I, well, they normally have really long
careers and what No, they don't.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
They don't NBA players.

Speaker 10 (52:37):
No, no, No, James, Lebron James is a god amongst men.
He does not exist on our natural plane.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah, that's why he is.

Speaker 10 (52:47):
He is not only going to probably break the record
for how long anybody has played basketball, he also is.

Speaker 8 (52:53):
Going to play another elite level.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Two. He he my senior year of high school was
his rookie season. That's actually insane. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm twenty nine and he is not.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
He's currently not playing, but I bet when he comes back,
he's gonna be busting that.

Speaker 11 (53:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
You feel like I got to watch a game and
I was quiting and Lebron was very next to me.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Did you talk to him?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
That's a crazy question. Crazy questions.

Speaker 9 (53:23):
Yeah, he's literally working. He's literally playing against you seen
talking people.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
All the time.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
I was supposed to say to have hey Lebron, He's
trying to tell him what to do.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
And he started to walk out and he didn't.

Speaker 9 (53:36):
Yeah, he was just like oh he was upset, and
I was leading at him like damn, yeah you are.
I felt like I was in space dams.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
And that's not just because he was.

Speaker 9 (53:46):
In space dam but like literally I felt like I
was in space dam because everybody it's.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Like regular human, regular human. Then you get down to
the to the court and it's like holy ship.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah, they're gying.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
God was like, okay, I'm gonna make a stretch.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
That's crazy. It's wild. When you get up close to
them carried.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yes they had.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
When you see how when you see how they.

Speaker 9 (54:07):
Can do a lot of things, Oh wait a minute,
I'm just I don't know any When you see how
little their waists are in person, that's where I go like, oh,
this is some freak ship.

Speaker 8 (54:17):
Yeah, because they're like you can look at the waist,
they're like big motherfuckers with big, wide, broad shoulders. But
then they have thirty two jeans and it's like, oh,
that's you're like, you shouldn't exist. That's not even possible.

Speaker 9 (54:29):
That's actually crazy. I've never taken a look at their waist,
only their butts.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
See, I don't go that low. They got asked. Basketball
players got ask like that, they got little petite butts. Okay,
what are you looking for? And ash something like they'd
be like she wants.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yeah, botball players have cute butts.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Okay that you want that.

Speaker 8 (54:58):
Kyle Lowry, it's just as fast. Oh he got the
fattest as the NBA everything.

Speaker 9 (55:05):
Maybe that's what I'll do to reverse the patriarchy. I
just pop out with didn't go to fat ass.

Speaker 17 (55:09):
Oh, I'm just like yeah, like a real rapper about it,
and come out with like ten like ten, Yeah you
open the door for them.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
They walk like they walk like bitches.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Like they all got their little their.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Little two of them hold hands.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Yeah you know what we need to get.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Yeah, that's that's really what you gotta do. That would
be cool. See this is how fat Cale Lowry's as is.
They make memes about him having a big old dunk everywhere. Yeah,
he a big old thick on. That's messed up. Yeah,
why did they put him in botis shirt. It's it's
hard not to because of how thick the man is

(55:56):
the internet.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Look at that white picture.

Speaker 8 (55:59):
Yeah, he said, great player, fatter ass.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
That's crazy as hell. Yeah, that's where you That could
be your future. You can have a bunch of men
with dumpers. Maybe that's what I do. I think that'd
be pretty cool. That's what I do. I've never seen
anybody do it.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
That's what I'm saying. There's a lot of things, a
lot of things that women could be doing right now.

Speaker 9 (56:19):
Like I've always had the idea of like having a
boy and like making him like bitch, not like not
like that, but like like like he like he might
bitch like like like like he might bitch Like yeah, yeah,
Like like how niggas be having a little accessory and
they'd be like a bad jont that don't nobody know

(56:39):
where they jon't from That jonn't don't have.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
That's what I like, Like, I like, that's like you
got one you got one from gartt like.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
From like low key they low key as fun like man,
who that that's my ship?

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Shut up? They don't talk, so don't talk to them,
you know what I'm saying, Like you could do that.

Speaker 9 (56:57):
I'm doing it right now. I'm working on it currently.
I have a I have a person, let's go, does
he have a h.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (57:06):
Hey, but with the technology now we can change that.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Don't get him the b b L he b L. Yeah, yo,
you would. You would be pioneering. You would pioneer that.
You know.

Speaker 9 (57:19):
I've lived lives that you all would never know about.
But unfortunately I I know all about the d b LS.
I know all about the d b L.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Why is the d b O.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
We're actually the.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
I think he used to Steelers. But they take a
little bit of me from your leg surgery so you
can float.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
They do have d f T s though, what is.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
The d f T like a n f T dick
fungible dick.

Speaker 9 (58:02):
Fungible transactions, dick funds and transitions. Yeah, the dbts, the
the df T Sorry what I don't know what that
is though, the dick transfers. You're fucking me up that
that's not I'm talking about some Laura that I shouldn't
be talking about.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
I couldn't get murdered for speaking on this.

Speaker 8 (58:19):
Yeah, careful, we care well, we told you we won't
protect you.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Yeah, we don't. We don't have the budget. That's the
one you can have. Yeah, you wont dB No, I
believe it.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
I believe that we've talked about it before. It was
only a matter of time that that the man caught on.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Yeah. I do think it'll end the world when men
figure out how to make all their dicks figure.

Speaker 10 (58:47):
I do think it speaks to how how challenging the
dick is that it took this long to perfect the technology.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
It's really the one thing you got to be like,
I just got what I got. Yeah, you know what
I mean. And maybe that's because we we didn't have
an of men who are willing to be volunteers for experimentation.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Little dicks like how girls treat little little titties.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Oh oh, because they're like, I also got you gotta
wear I see where you're coming from. You're gonna have
it all baby down is my type. The rest of

(59:39):
it is. But it is, let it be wearing lay.

Speaker 9 (59:46):
That thing.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
That's yeah, you know, ying yang man. You can't have
what without the other.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Okay, we need to take one more broke. We're gonna
be back more more, we go nasty more.

Speaker 14 (59:59):
My mom told me, would you say that you're not
at all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
No, Look I'm a dog. He's as black as can
be and whereas back as can be with my mama
told me, let's go. Let's go. Yeah, pret going.

Speaker 10 (01:00:26):
Let's still here with Rico Nasty. You before we before
we get into the voicemails. I hear you acting now, Yeah,
that's about that. And take your time, don't you rush,
make it a dramatic pause, really sit into it. You're
an actress.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
You want to own that. Yeah, you want to own
this scene and action.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I used to watch War of the worlds Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
With Tom Cruise, uh huh, And now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
I get to act on the same show as el
Fanny And if you ain't no, I ain't know.

Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
It was Tom Cruising, the Coda fanning. That was my
favorite movie, my whole That was my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Movie, War of the World.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I used to watch it with the Coda and Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
And now I'm in this bitch with l like Denzel,
let's go. You hear it first. You already hear first.
Rico Nazi's the new Tom Cruise.

Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
Like transference of properties.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I like that. No, it's very surreal though being on
a show. Some heavy hitters on there too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Yeah, Michelle, that's the two heaviest hitters.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I know, I was. I just was like out.

Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
She would probably been like girl. Yeah, I'm like oh
yeah another grand lord. Yeah, she's really really crazy, but she.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
She was something unless she like, look, hello, man, you
never seen scarcre. I've never seen Scarf. Whoa, it's not
a cool thing to say. Watch it. You have to
watch it. She's dancing to the song and the songs
like bout spots to the YAlO, fot spots to the YAlO.
That's a good movie.

Speaker 9 (01:02:32):
You know what's fucking crazy? Future sampled that that scene
she was she she sampled a song from there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
She's on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Future sampled that. It's it's uh.

Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
It reached the point after a certain age where it
was like embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
To sit down with it. You're like the forty year
old virgin. But with Scarface, that's right, that's right. I
have gotten pussy before war. I beat the game. Some mother,
Is this just easy?

Speaker 9 (01:03:09):
I'm g sorry heroes intermediate, but yeah, I need to
see scar Yeah, you have to do Scarf. I mean,
you've seen Belly, so come on, you would like Scarface.
Same vibes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
It's just like a whole lot of crazy ass ship.
Like if you watch Power and Ship like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
You would like it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
It's like the Cuban version of that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah, you want to see somebody blow up to be
the man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Accents are sory to the accent good. I love the accents.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
It's my favorite Alpacino accent.

Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
I don't know if the al Pacino is gonna want
to stand on this when it's all a sudden.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
It's better than his Puerto Rican in Carlitos. That's fair.
That one was that whole movie is like, I'm just stopped, yo,
what's going on? Give me some roast. I like to

(01:04:06):
do the friend. I don't think that's that's how it goes.
That's how he talks about the movie. They really let
my boy be whatever he wanted to be. Yeah that's cool. Yeah,
that's really cool. I want it, bro. I would love
to be going bad accent in a movie. Bro, it would.

Speaker 8 (01:04:21):
It would bring me so much pleasure to get to
play Asian.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Now, I don't think it can.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
I'm just Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
Didn't there, No, that was norma wait oh he did.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
No, I was making a joke. That she got that
was playing an Asian dude. Eddie Murphy would never do that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Anybody, you would never do that.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
But in case he do you, you would like to
play Japanese Specifically, I want to be able to have
lived in an era where this type of sort of
like observation wasn't racist as much as we know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
What's so funny though, I honestly feel like they love
us and we love them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
That's so funny becausehip I do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I feel like, I feel like black people we love
Asian culture.

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
We do.

Speaker 9 (01:05:25):
We love the anime, we love the way they dress,
but they also the food, the way that they're their
style is the way they are, how creative they are,
how neat they are, how like everything is like organized
and structured and like what's the word for, like everything
is functional. We fuck with the balance and we fuck

(01:05:47):
with a lot of the things in their culture, and
I feel like the same vice versa. They fuck with
our music, they fuck with the way we dress, they
fuck with our hair, they fuck with our food. They
literally love fried chicken, and I just think it's cute,
Like I think it's you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
I fuck with them, and I really do think that,
like out of everybody.

Speaker 9 (01:06:04):
They it might come off a certain type of way
from this side of the world because they're on the
completely different side of the world.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
But I don't think they need no harm by that ship.

Speaker 9 (01:06:14):
I really do think they they they think we cool
as ship, and they don't understand it because when you
go to those places, they don't have a lot of
black people. Definitely, I'm going this Friday Tokyo.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Oh man, what are you doing? I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:06:27):
Oh my god, I'm literally surprising my son. He thinks
we're not doing nothing. It's his tenth birthday. I said,
we're going big surprising. I'm literally surprised. Literally he thinks
we're not doing anything, and you're taking him to Tokyo.
I'm taking him to Tokyo. Are you gonna wake up?

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Are the Mario Kart? And yes, yeah, that's what you
did it right. We didn't get to do the.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Kids with us, and so we're gonna go And yeah,
I'm really excited for that because, like, I don't know,
the way he likes the culture. It just reminds you
like when I was younger and I liked certain ship
and like people was like you're weird.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
You watch you watch that Yeah, I was an anime
on a on a cassette tape you.

Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
Feel me like, and I wasn't really big. I will
say this, I wasn't really big on anime growing up.
But I love the way they dressed, and I love
their hair, and I love the way the edited pictures,
and I just loved the way they talked, and I
loved the artwork in the shows. Like I literally loved
how soft the girls were and how cool the guys were.

Speaker 10 (01:07:35):
You just fully recognize the value an appreciation for what
you were seeing and.

Speaker 9 (01:07:40):
Then like I remember like trying to bond over with
other people and they're like, what is that? But yeah,
I do feel like when you get older and then
you're able to like go over there and be like, damn,
y'all kind of are obsessed with us the same way
we are with you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
And I think the world likes to make things evil.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
It's like they're fantasized.

Speaker 9 (01:07:59):
Yeah, of course people fetishize things and any fucking demographic,
butiful with them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
I feel like they really do think that we're just.

Speaker 11 (01:08:06):
And I do.

Speaker 10 (01:08:07):
I think some of it also is that the fetishizing
has been the result of the bad juju being shared.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Like, I think there was different people.

Speaker 8 (01:08:18):
I think it was more an organic exchange of culture
at one point, and then the Internet started pumping in
negative energy and then you start to buy into it
or or negate it or whatever the argument is. But like,
ultimately there probably was a genuine appreciation just being like,
I don't I ain't never seen nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Like you, but I like that. But I like that,
And you feel like the Internet corrupted that. I think
the Internet has corrupted some of that organic.

Speaker 9 (01:08:47):
Yeah, and make anybody they make, they're really quick to
make homage look like like like paying homage. They make
that shit look like like you're They are very quick
to switch it, to switch the intention of it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Yeah, for sure, I think, yeah, I agree with that,
and I do.

Speaker 9 (01:09:01):
Feel like, yeah, in some cases, if you aren't honest
about where you're biting your ship from or getting your
ship from, it's real easy for mothers to be like,
you're copying. But I do think like, if you look
at it, they've always been infatuated with us and they
love what we do, and that we can't really take
that ship from them and be like, no, you aren't.
But because you were, like, it goes back far they

(01:09:21):
love darker people and like our culture and how.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
We are because it says because don't that the dark skin. Okay,
that's fair, that's fair. You let this off the cage.
You see what happens. Now we're doing podcasts. Now, we're
doing podcasts. Why you laugh at you? Oh my god.

Speaker 14 (01:09:57):
We have a.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Voice.

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
We want to play and feel free to stop it
at any time if you, if you so choose, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
All right.

Speaker 18 (01:10:08):
Every time I call, it's like David engine It. It's
just so aggressive. But nevertheless, my conspiracy theory with Halloween
just ending is that Michael Jackson's song Thriller was actually
about crack and the thriller itself was the crack rock
because if you really dissector and you listen to the lyrics,

(01:10:30):
like it's close to midnight and it's something evil lurking
in the dark, the evil witch was lurking in the dark.
Were the crackheads. And it's further demonstrate in the video
when we get to dance sequence and they start hitting
the dance moves. Those dance moves were the gyrations and
movements of Even though crack was not out when Thriller
came out in nineteen eighty three because the crack at

(01:10:52):
the beginn because really started eighty five eighty six. It
was like Quincy Jones wrote that song. He was forewarning
us about the e come crack. Okay, y'all niggas be blessed.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Okay, because immediately do the word association because this is crackheads.
Ye crack.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Yeah, I just want the crack. I can't want the crack,
crack crack.

Speaker 10 (01:11:29):
At the end when she goes, oh, it was a
bad dream, and he looks into the camera, that's a crackhead.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
That's cracky. That's the size or yellow.

Speaker 10 (01:11:38):
That's a crackhead who has not fully been exposed, which
we've all been around.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
The first time time I do coke in front of you, it.

Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
Was like whoa, Yeah, I didn't know you were ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
I didn't know you were like yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:11:50):
And he was telling us, He's like, you think that
this is the weirdest ship you've ever seen. You're about
to see niggas like this every day, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Yeah. Where you look, no one can can save you
from the beast with forty eyes. Some ship crackhead was there,
And then that white guy comes out and he's saying,
what's gonna happen. Your body starts to show.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
God. They're talking about crowd.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Looking for mortal can escape the power of all the
crackhead the crackhead God damn.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Yeah, it sounds like something you would listen to on
the way to get.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
I would have appreciated him.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
It's close to me. Hey something, I can't wait to
get my crack.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
It's given like crackhead. You can see him like to
hold outside.

Speaker 9 (01:12:54):
He's a planted that song. The c y a b okay,
now see that I lost your leap it out, you
lost your train.

Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
You were having fun. Everybody thought they had a volley
in the air.

Speaker 10 (01:13:15):
And then it just turned into he was doing Michael
Jackson karaoke and that's not the purpose of It's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
I thought we were having a great time.

Speaker 10 (01:13:22):
I do think there's probably more validity to Michael Jackson
had a lot of allegorical ass songs where he's like
talking about like wizardry and ship in a way that
like he's never quite explained to us why that made
sense to him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
And I talked about, like, you know what's really weird y'all?

Speaker 9 (01:13:39):
Before it looked like he was uncomfortable. Now it looks
like he's happy that we're talking about his truth.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Oh that does feel that way. Wow, that I am too.
It's not good. I probably look better from it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
He's actually really happy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
He's like, finally tell them about it. Yeah, that's what
he wants to tell.

Speaker 8 (01:14:03):
What is blood on the dance floor? What is smooth criminal?
He wasn't any of the criminals?

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Trying to figure that out a bunch of times.

Speaker 8 (01:14:11):
Fucking what was captain uh uh Captain Eliot el.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
About? Billy Jean is not my lover, That's what I'm saying.
Don't want just a girl who claims that I'm the one.

Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
Because we danced on the floor in the round, that's
not sex. But if the if you're dancing in the
floor light up, you had sex. I think if I
if I am cool enough that when I stepped the
floor lights up?

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Yeah, yeah, you came into how many? How many times
you're going to see that in your life? That lifetime?

Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
Have you all seen that video that's been circulating of
the lady giving Michael Jackson the award and she kisses
her and she's in the back and she's like about
to pass out because of how like Youphouri she he's
feeling from.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Having kissed how good he was? You do think Michael
was a good kisser. I think he was a selfish lover.

Speaker 8 (01:15:16):
I don't think Michael kissed more than four people, and
I think it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Was selfish every time. We're already here. Of course, everybody
knows Prince was just blow your back out, princess, fine ship.
Everybody feels that way, Yeah, everybody, that's that's that's I
never saw a Prince video and didn't believe it. Yeah.
I saw a lot of Michael videos and didn't believe.

(01:15:41):
I think Prince was mounting women. Yeah, I think that's
once last chance you're gonna take it up. Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
I can't imagine having not taken the opportunity.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
I mean, like just to be around him like he
was just so like the Prince would have been like, hey, man,
we would you like to fuck you?

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Think that's how we would have said that. Man, Hey bro,
hey bro, I didn't meet you yet.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
You want to what would be my pickup lines is? Man,
I'll be like you trying to let me.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
Do that for you.

Speaker 8 (01:16:19):
I got some skins you could borrow, Hey, Prince, I
could pick you up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Let me be let me be charming. Prince, Prince, you
ain't the only way to where refels France. I got
platforms in the tron. You know what you want to do.
My pants don't got no ass either, different reasons.

Speaker 8 (01:16:45):
The boiling hurts so much to take the eyes off
the pants to protect me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I think we did it. I think we did the
whole episode. This was so fun. Could you tell the
people where they can find you? What cool ship you
got going on? Oh my god, if y'all want to
go find it, then go find it. The name is
on here. You know what.

Speaker 9 (01:17:06):
That's what's crazy, right you be like what you want
to plug? I mean, if you look up recon Nasty
on literally anything, it's only one Regunnasty.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
So whatever you want to know, go ahead and look
at it. We got other interviews. You know, they're nice people.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
The lux coming out.

Speaker 9 (01:17:29):
If any black batties watching this right now with the fatties,
y'all seen what we said about fat asses.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
They need you to come to the front.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Come to the front.

Speaker 9 (01:17:41):
No, but thank you guys for having me. And like,
I know that your fans are coole ass fuck because
y'all are coolest. Your fans are normally like a mirror sometimes.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
But.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
I'm like, yeah, you're gonna have to prove it to me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Guys, were you got? H is a cool guy joke
City seven on Instagram. Man follow me at Langston Kerman.
I think you can still see me on tour.

Speaker 10 (01:18:09):
I'm hitting a few cities on the Aspiring Deadbeat Tour
and you can send us your drops, your conspiracy theories.
If you want to tell us what you think about
the way that Rico spoke to you, send it all
to My.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Mama BA at Gmail, Diet we Go.

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Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
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Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
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Speaker 8 (01:19:05):
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