May 1, 2025 • 23 mins
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Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy".
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Motherfucking mini ears many episode, motherfucking mini ever sel.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
When I'm alone in my room, sometimes I stare at
the wall and in the back of my mind, I
hear my conscience call.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
There.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
It is there, It is.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of Ma
Mama Told.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets
of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And we finally work to prove the theories that you,
the listeners have at home. It's a mother fucking mini
episode mother fucker phone.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Come on, I'm glad to see you back. Glad, just
glad to see my man on top.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Baby me back.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm Langston Kerman, I'm David Boy.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And we were here to read some emails, to talk
some shit about what y'all have to talk about. And
we got a really exciting email that has already prompted
a fair amount of discussion between you, me and Olivia.
It was a email from a person named Valerie. Valerie
sent us an email. They started very formally, gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It feels respectful. Valerie.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Thank you, Valerie said, big fan of the pod, and
thank you for the double dose of fun each week.
I saw a famous comedian this past weekend who was
shockingly thinner than he appeared in any of his past
HBO specials. He started the show by talking about his
long journey to get his current physique. Regardless of the
particulars of this situation, I'd be curious to hear what
(01:52):
your thoughts are on the fierce denials regarding the use
of ozimpic versus doing the work for those in the
public eye. Thank not, thanks, Thank Valerie. Well let's start
this way, because I am now curious. O zimpa gets
offered to you. They they come to you and they say, David,
we see a lot of potential in you. We know,
(02:16):
we know you're hilarious, but we think there might be
a very thin leading.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Man under there. Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Will you take our miracle drug and free yourself or
or rather experience a different version of yourself? Would you
buy in? Are you into that?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I like I I do well enough that I could
figure out a way to get it down. You know
what I'm saying. Like, it's not like a no, it's
just not my good. But I'm not really for any
of that. I mean, we've talked about it, you know,
so I personally would not.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, I'm so fearful of drugs in general, especially ones
that like promise a cure for something that frankly didn't
necessarily need. Hearing it makes me nervous. Obviously, Ozepic has
a purpose. It was a diabetes medication first and foremost.
It just has this odd side effect and it's not
(03:17):
so much a side effect, but this odd payoff that
it causes people to lose dramatic amounts of weight as
a result of taking it. And so in that way,
I just know, unless I have a reason to take
this drug, I don't want to put it in my body.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Same. I mean, if there's one thing I've had to
learn from hitting my head up against it in general
and life, cheating doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's just like, regardless of what the scenario, the desired
results are never it never. It just doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, it's not worth wasting your time like this, like
scamming and all that shit. It just doesn't. It doesn't work. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Listen to an article on the I listened to a
podcast The Daily every once in a while, and they
did an episode about ozempic and they were saying that
number one which I think a lot of people don't realize.
Number One, to be able to maintain the weight loss,
you have to continue to take the drug. It's not oh,
(04:20):
you take it for six months and then the weight
sheds and you get to keep living like that. If
you stop taking ozimpic, you start gaining the weight back,
or at least you know, your body recalibrates to the
way that it was, presuming you haven't done major lifestyle
changes to be able to maintain what that is.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, I mean, sometimes even if you have though, right,
some people's resting weight is kind of just higher.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, we're not all going to be Brad Pitt in
fight Club, and that just is a fact. Even if
you did as much work as he did to be
able to get to that form.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Some of us are going to be Brad Pitting. The
river runs through it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, I think you have to keep taking the drug.
But the other thing that the articles sort of talked
about or the podcast sort of talked about, was that
there are a lot of examples of people who have
had like major fucked up side effects to taking these
(05:27):
drugs that like one person in particular they were talking
about who started taking ozimpic and now has permanent diarrhea
from every I don't even.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Every single poop for the rest of her life.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
They think is gonna come out as diarrhea because she
just it did not work, like she lost weight, but
it just has made her very, very sick and cannot
keep taking it.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
But now her shit is just ruined.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Ooh, that's like, I don't know, man, I think I'm
fine anyways, So it doesn't seem worth it to me.
It seems indicative of a greater problem, right yeah, Like
and then to the cause, like, it's clearly pretty widespread.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Right widespread in what sense?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I think that a lot of famous people are on
that shit.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah. I mean we were talking about it.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
We were saying names off we were.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Naming names offline of people we think, and Olivia was
naming names, and I was naming names.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
And you were laughing at all the names. I don't
think you named anybody.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Because I live in Colorado, man, I would love to
be close to the glitterati whozos that big dug.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
But I will say, yes, it does seem to have
like a little bit of a ubiquitous quality now where
it is anywhere and everywhere in Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And I guess they don't do what you want to do.
I guess the lying about it is probably what the
big issue is with it, right, Yeah, Because it's like
you're a role model to people, whether or not you
would like to be, so for you to be like no,
I just started going on walks, it's like, ah, man,
that's fucked.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I think I take a lot of issue with the
lying as well. I think a lot about like Anthony Anderson,
right who big head now, bigger now. But part of
that was because he actually did have to take the medication.
He's a diabetic. This is medication built for him. He
(07:41):
started taking it, he lost a ton of weight. That's
just the way it is. But then there are people
who are pretending that they aren't taking the ozentpic and
it just would be cooler if they were just like Yo,
I didn't like the way I looked. This has been
extremely helpful, but I also have enough money and resources
(08:04):
to make sure that I'm doing it in a healthy,
manageable way. And I wouldn't encourage, you know, a random
person off the street to go this route without having
you know, the right doctors and sort of like nutritionists
to support their journey.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, I mean I think that's more reasonable than anything,
Like do you think all these people would do it
if they weren't so much in the limelight, because like
people on the internet can be cruel, and like, I
take no, you know what I mean, Like, I don't
the idea of it trickling down to normal people is
(08:42):
I guess my my worry with it being dangerous.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, I mean I will say that.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yes, I don't think I'm speaking out a turn because
the speculation around her is pretty wide. But like Mandy
Kaling is a great example of like somebody who has
been accused of taking ozimpic has obviously made like this
massive physical transformation. She used to be a lot thicker.
She is not that anymore, and constantly people are saying
(09:13):
she's on ozimpic and like not for nothing. When she
wasn't on the drug, people made fun of the way
that she looked, people, you know, shamed her body or
sort of like called her frumpy and all the things
that they said about her, and so like, yeah, you create,
even if it's not as many people as we think.
(09:33):
Just if I got a message, a single message a
day of somebody being like I don't like the way
you look that would get to me, that would fucking
bother me. And the idea that you have millions of
followers and a small fraction of a percentage of them
are doing it to say something hurtful to you would
kind of make you feel like, well, then I'll I'll
(09:55):
do anything to make this stop, including take a booboo drug.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah. I think that that's so. What happens with this
idea of like shaming people is it Oftentimes the result
of shaming someone is not like, oh, I'll just make
a help you lifestyle. It's like I'll do whatever I
can do as fast as I can do, yeah, to
get these you know what I mean. Yeah, It's like
it's not like a great tactic for changing one's life.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
No, And you look at what the actual like journey
of getting of changing your physical form is, and it's
not fast. It's it's slow, and it kind of sucks.
And the results, even when you're seeing results, don't feel
as much like a massive transformation as they feel like
sort of like trudging along through a difficult journey. And
(10:47):
so like, yeah, if somebody shows up and they're like, bro,
I can make all that happen in three months. It's
like the fuck, Yeah, I really want that. Yeah, I
mean I yeah, Like I said, I don't fuck these people. Also,
this is very funny. Olivia says there's been reporting surprise
pregnancies while as zipig.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I'm out.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Okay, because it says that this occurs because GLP one
drugs can interfere with how birth control pills are absorbed.
So basically it's neutralizing your birth control and getting women
pregnant while taking the ezie.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Is that what people call it?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I just said that for the first time ever.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I thought it was cool.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Uh that that Ozie Davis.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Everything about it to me, just the nature of it,
the idea that you're gonna have to take it for
your whole life seems terrible. Yeah, it's just like, I
don't know, man, at some point, American access really gets
to be like, bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I had to take I had to take accutane because
I have I had very sort of like dramatic cistic
acne that had been very bad for a long time,
and accutane, for those that are unawares, is as close
as we have to a quote unquote miracle drug. As
(12:23):
it relates to acne, Like you take it for like
somewhere between like three to nine months, and by the
time you finish, you don't have acne anymore, no matter
how bad your acne was. And it's awesome in that way,
but it also has a fuck ton of side effects,
including and this is very real that like, if you
(12:47):
are a woman of any age wanting to take accutane,
they demand that you're on birth control because the likelihood
of it causing like a birth defect is like astronomical.
Like the packaging literally like shows you every package of
a pill has a picture of a pregnant woman and
(13:10):
a slash through it, being like, do not fucking take
this drug because it will make your baby look insane
like you. They will come out deformed as fuck because
of whatever this drug is. And so like stuff like that.
You know, if you are in a place where you
need it, I fully respect the choice, but it to
(13:32):
not acknowledge the dangers and sort of the cost feels
irresponsible on all of our.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Ends, I think. And that's ultimately what I what I
take umbradge with. It's not the use of it. It's like,
don't lie to people.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, no, the.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
True, true assessment of what's going on, because it's like
that's scary, man, people breath defects or any any and
that's for accutave specifically, but anything like that is like
you owe it to people to to not let that
be let them be blindsided by that. Obviously, if you're
(14:11):
going to take a drug, it is your personal responsibility
to look into it, look into the side effects and
stuff like that. But a lot of people just don't care.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, And I think to to the bigger conversation of also,
like communicating your experiences honestly with other people is how
we actually manage to be responsible with these things. You
know what I mean that, Like these commercials are on
all the time, O zempic the oh oh oh Ozambic.
(14:41):
That's a good song, but like that was out before
I even knew what it was. And so if I'm
a person susceptible to what's being sold to me on television,
then I might find myself taking a medica that might
ruin my bows for the rest of my life, or
(15:03):
at the very least might put me in a position
where I accidentally find myself pregnant and needing to make
a choice that I didn't want to have to make
because that wasn't part of my plan. And if people
would just say out loud, hey, yes, here are the benefits,
but here are all the costs, then we can start
to have, as you put it, the more honest conversation.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
That being said, also, that is funny when you're that little.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Now we're talking.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Now, let's get.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
And now we're really talking the podcast ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
A lot of these motherfuckers ain't as funny when they
start losing all that weight.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I don't think comedians are supposed to look hot anyways.
I don't think so either, And I yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Supposed to be rock stars. I think it's like it's
goofy windows. That's why it works.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, I want to look at a comedian who I
go like, all right, here's where they're fallible physically. This
is all the things that I would say about them
given the opportunity, and they're so funny that I'm scared
to say it about them.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Right, here's where I can take my grain. And so
because there is these people who are not heroes, don't
listen to them, don't follow them. But I don't know, man,
this shit's dumb.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I think it's I.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Don't like when comedians get skinny or like too sexy.
I don't like when comedians get buff. That's fucking crazy
and it sucks.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
And this is and maybe this is coming from a
real place because I'm fat. I do love it when
comedians get fat.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It can be funny, for sure. It's funny if they
acknowledge it. It gets sad when they're like still talking
like their skinny selves and pretending like they like it's
It's part of my annoyance with Chappelle is like he
won't just be like, hey, my body's crazy now right.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
You gotta say something about that. You gotta say something
about that.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Hey, y'all I look weird now right?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah. Also the long T shirts, both of those things.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I know, I know, I know, I know, but before
we get started, I look transfer.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
But we'll get to that. But I look weird.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's almost like I went through a transformation and am
struggling without that feels so I'm putting that off on.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
People in their sexuality.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I don't know. The old guy comments they like showing
off their bodies. Now everybody thinks it's.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Cool, big deal, No, it is, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Every everybody wants to see you showing your abs old guy. Uh,
you know who would be hilarious If you got buff
Tracy Morgan, that would be very I would that would
be the funniest one he just came out just like
really that you're like just thinking about it, That would
(18:04):
be That would be the best.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
That would be very funny.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I also I think Bruce Bruce would be really funny
if he came out, Yeah, because it would only it
would it would still be like it would be like
Mark Henry.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
It wouldn't. It would never.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I don't think it would be.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
He's never gonna get to Matt Rife. He's always gonna
be sort of like just giant, and it'd be musty,
sort of strong.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, which is a cool guy. Also, I do want
to say all bodies are good. I don't know, man,
It's like people get laid a every whatever. You know
what I mean, to like take that you have to
look like these famous people to be valid or whatever. Sucks,
you know what I mean. You mean there's ugly people
out here not getting married and or fucking what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Like I once did mushrooms with my buddy Ryan and
and we were walking around this park, and it was
the first time I think I had ever said out
loud of how insane it is that we would even
try to standardize a body type that Like, just as
I was walking around the park, I was seeing so
(19:12):
many different forms of the human body. It was just like,
it's crazy that we would like want one single person
to represent what a body could be. Like, they're just
not We're not like that. They we come in every
fucking form, And that's okay.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I think it's rooted in a lot of stuff. I
think it's also like specifically size, it's just like what's
seen as a defect that it's just visible, you know
what I mean. You could see it if somebody's fat,
can't see it if somebody hits their girlfriend or whatever.
M you know what I'm saying. So I think it's
like easier to judge. I know a lot of real
(19:55):
bad buff people. Yeah that's fair, real demons.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I know a lot of people with them come gutters
that ain't treating others right.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, So I guess Valerie.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
As it relates to this question of whether or not
oh Zepic is everywhere, it seems to be. It seems
that comedians and all comedians and actors and performers of
all kinds are taking the drugs. But maybe that's okay.
Maybe it's just for them to decide for themselves, and
more importantly, it's for you at home to decide for
(20:40):
yourself if that's something you feel necessary, and we would
encourage you to maybe just really focus on the cool
shit that you already have going more than looking outward
at a bunch of sick, sick people who need attention.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Doing stand up comedy.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
They're losers, were They're not a good example for any good,
any choice, whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Some stuff is just funny. It's not anything else.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Now.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
It's not to be modeled after, it's not to be
looked at. It's just funny.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah, And I think a lot of comedians are just
funny and terrible, terrible human beings, So don't be like us.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
And a surprisingly larger amount aren't even that funny in
her tam. Yeah, Also, I know I know that you
didn't write this email saying that you have body images.
You truly just like, Hey, I saw this guy look weird.
What do you guys think about it?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
That's fair?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, she didn't need our encouragement, but just in case
you did or somebody who's listening, does.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
We like you the way you are?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Stupid?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Stupid, you stupid idiot.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
You dummy. With that being said, Langston, do you want
to tell the people where they can find you and
what cool shit you have going on?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Absolutely? You can find me at Langston Herman on all
social media platform.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, David Bory cool guy jokes Citty seven on Instagram,
go to patreon dot com, backslash David Borie. We got
all cool kinds of cool behind the scenes stuff. All right,
that's it. That's a good mini episode. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
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own drops, if you want to send us your conspiracy theories,
if you want to tell us who you believe to
be doing it the right way by by shitting themselves
through flat tummy t and not ozimpic, send it all
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(22:37):
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Speaker 5 (22:55):
God damn, that was real, even when you start to doubt, Hey,
is this still working?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Is this even worth it anymore? Don't you do that?
You keep you keep coming back because we need you.
We love you all right, bye bitch.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Gee whizz gee will it? Kurschat Man? Is that that drip?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
When I'm alone in my room, sometimes I stare at
the wall and in the back of my mind, I
hear my conscience call.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
There.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
It is there, It is.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of Ma
Mama Told.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets
of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And we finally work to prove the theories that you,
the listeners have at home. It's a mother fucking mini
episode mother fucker phone.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Come on, I'm glad to see you back. Glad, just
glad to see my man on top.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Baby me back.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm Langston Kerman, I'm David Boy.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And we were here to read some emails, to talk
some shit about what y'all have to talk about. And
we got a really exciting email that has already prompted
a fair amount of discussion between you, me and Olivia.
It was a email from a person named Valerie. Valerie
sent us an email. They started very formally, gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It feels respectful. Valerie.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Thank you, Valerie said, big fan of the pod, and
thank you for the double dose of fun each week.
I saw a famous comedian this past weekend who was
shockingly thinner than he appeared in any of his past
HBO specials. He started the show by talking about his
long journey to get his current physique. Regardless of the
particulars of this situation, I'd be curious to hear what
(01:52):
your thoughts are on the fierce denials regarding the use
of ozimpic versus doing the work for those in the
public eye. Thank not, thanks, Thank Valerie. Well let's start
this way, because I am now curious. O zimpa gets
offered to you. They they come to you and they say, David,
we see a lot of potential in you. We know,
(02:16):
we know you're hilarious, but we think there might be
a very thin leading.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Man under there. Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Will you take our miracle drug and free yourself or
or rather experience a different version of yourself? Would you
buy in? Are you into that?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I like I I do well enough that I could
figure out a way to get it down. You know
what I'm saying. Like, it's not like a no, it's
just not my good. But I'm not really for any
of that. I mean, we've talked about it, you know,
so I personally would not.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, I'm so fearful of drugs in general, especially ones
that like promise a cure for something that frankly didn't
necessarily need. Hearing it makes me nervous. Obviously, Ozepic has
a purpose. It was a diabetes medication first and foremost.
It just has this odd side effect and it's not
(03:17):
so much a side effect, but this odd payoff that
it causes people to lose dramatic amounts of weight as
a result of taking it. And so in that way,
I just know, unless I have a reason to take
this drug, I don't want to put it in my body.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Same. I mean, if there's one thing I've had to
learn from hitting my head up against it in general
and life, cheating doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's just like, regardless of what the scenario, the desired
results are never it never. It just doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, it's not worth wasting your time like this, like
scamming and all that shit. It just doesn't. It doesn't work. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Listen to an article on the I listened to a
podcast The Daily every once in a while, and they
did an episode about ozempic and they were saying that
number one which I think a lot of people don't realize.
Number One, to be able to maintain the weight loss,
you have to continue to take the drug. It's not oh,
(04:20):
you take it for six months and then the weight
sheds and you get to keep living like that. If
you stop taking ozimpic, you start gaining the weight back,
or at least you know, your body recalibrates to the
way that it was, presuming you haven't done major lifestyle
changes to be able to maintain what that is.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, I mean, sometimes even if you have though, right,
some people's resting weight is kind of just higher.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, we're not all going to be Brad Pitt in
fight Club, and that just is a fact. Even if
you did as much work as he did to be
able to get to that form.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Some of us are going to be Brad Pitting. The
river runs through it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, I think you have to keep taking the drug.
But the other thing that the articles sort of talked
about or the podcast sort of talked about, was that
there are a lot of examples of people who have
had like major fucked up side effects to taking these
(05:27):
drugs that like one person in particular they were talking
about who started taking ozimpic and now has permanent diarrhea
from every I don't even.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Every single poop for the rest of her life.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
They think is gonna come out as diarrhea because she
just it did not work, like she lost weight, but
it just has made her very, very sick and cannot
keep taking it.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
But now her shit is just ruined.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Ooh, that's like, I don't know, man, I think I'm
fine anyways, So it doesn't seem worth it to me.
It seems indicative of a greater problem, right yeah, Like
and then to the cause, like, it's clearly pretty widespread.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Right widespread in what sense?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I think that a lot of famous people are on
that shit.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah. I mean we were talking about it.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
We were saying names off we were.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Naming names offline of people we think, and Olivia was
naming names, and I was naming names.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
And you were laughing at all the names. I don't
think you named anybody.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Because I live in Colorado, man, I would love to
be close to the glitterati whozos that big dug.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
But I will say, yes, it does seem to have
like a little bit of a ubiquitous quality now where
it is anywhere and everywhere in Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And I guess they don't do what you want to do.
I guess the lying about it is probably what the
big issue is with it, right, Yeah, Because it's like
you're a role model to people, whether or not you
would like to be, so for you to be like no,
I just started going on walks, it's like, ah, man,
that's fucked.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I think I take a lot of issue with the
lying as well. I think a lot about like Anthony Anderson,
right who big head now, bigger now. But part of
that was because he actually did have to take the medication.
He's a diabetic. This is medication built for him. He
(07:41):
started taking it, he lost a ton of weight. That's
just the way it is. But then there are people
who are pretending that they aren't taking the ozentpic and
it just would be cooler if they were just like Yo,
I didn't like the way I looked. This has been
extremely helpful, but I also have enough money and resources
(08:04):
to make sure that I'm doing it in a healthy,
manageable way. And I wouldn't encourage, you know, a random
person off the street to go this route without having
you know, the right doctors and sort of like nutritionists
to support their journey.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, I mean I think that's more reasonable than anything,
Like do you think all these people would do it
if they weren't so much in the limelight, because like
people on the internet can be cruel, and like, I
take no, you know what I mean, Like, I don't
the idea of it trickling down to normal people is
(08:42):
I guess my my worry with it being dangerous.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, I mean I will say that.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yes, I don't think I'm speaking out a turn because
the speculation around her is pretty wide. But like Mandy
Kaling is a great example of like somebody who has
been accused of taking ozimpic has obviously made like this
massive physical transformation. She used to be a lot thicker.
She is not that anymore, and constantly people are saying
(09:13):
she's on ozimpic and like not for nothing. When she
wasn't on the drug, people made fun of the way
that she looked, people, you know, shamed her body or
sort of like called her frumpy and all the things
that they said about her, and so like, yeah, you create,
even if it's not as many people as we think.
(09:33):
Just if I got a message, a single message a
day of somebody being like I don't like the way
you look that would get to me, that would fucking
bother me. And the idea that you have millions of
followers and a small fraction of a percentage of them
are doing it to say something hurtful to you would
kind of make you feel like, well, then I'll I'll
(09:55):
do anything to make this stop, including take a booboo drug.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah. I think that that's so. What happens with this
idea of like shaming people is it Oftentimes the result
of shaming someone is not like, oh, I'll just make
a help you lifestyle. It's like I'll do whatever I
can do as fast as I can do, yeah, to
get these you know what I mean. Yeah, It's like
it's not like a great tactic for changing one's life.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
No, And you look at what the actual like journey
of getting of changing your physical form is, and it's
not fast. It's it's slow, and it kind of sucks.
And the results, even when you're seeing results, don't feel
as much like a massive transformation as they feel like
sort of like trudging along through a difficult journey. And
(10:47):
so like, yeah, if somebody shows up and they're like, bro,
I can make all that happen in three months. It's
like the fuck, Yeah, I really want that. Yeah, I
mean I yeah, Like I said, I don't fuck these people. Also,
this is very funny. Olivia says there's been reporting surprise
pregnancies while as zipig.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I'm out.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Okay, because it says that this occurs because GLP one
drugs can interfere with how birth control pills are absorbed.
So basically it's neutralizing your birth control and getting women
pregnant while taking the ezie.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Is that what people call it?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I just said that for the first time ever.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I thought it was cool.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Uh that that Ozie Davis.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Everything about it to me, just the nature of it,
the idea that you're gonna have to take it for
your whole life seems terrible. Yeah, it's just like, I
don't know, man, at some point, American access really gets
to be like, bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I had to take I had to take accutane because
I have I had very sort of like dramatic cistic
acne that had been very bad for a long time,
and accutane, for those that are unawares, is as close
as we have to a quote unquote miracle drug. As
(12:23):
it relates to acne, Like you take it for like
somewhere between like three to nine months, and by the
time you finish, you don't have acne anymore, no matter
how bad your acne was. And it's awesome in that way,
but it also has a fuck ton of side effects,
including and this is very real that like, if you
(12:47):
are a woman of any age wanting to take accutane,
they demand that you're on birth control because the likelihood
of it causing like a birth defect is like astronomical.
Like the packaging literally like shows you every package of
a pill has a picture of a pregnant woman and
(13:10):
a slash through it, being like, do not fucking take
this drug because it will make your baby look insane
like you. They will come out deformed as fuck because
of whatever this drug is. And so like stuff like that.
You know, if you are in a place where you
need it, I fully respect the choice, but it to
(13:32):
not acknowledge the dangers and sort of the cost feels
irresponsible on all of our.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Ends, I think. And that's ultimately what I what I
take umbradge with. It's not the use of it. It's like,
don't lie to people.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, no, the.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
True, true assessment of what's going on, because it's like
that's scary, man, people breath defects or any any and
that's for accutave specifically, but anything like that is like
you owe it to people to to not let that
be let them be blindsided by that. Obviously, if you're
(14:11):
going to take a drug, it is your personal responsibility
to look into it, look into the side effects and
stuff like that. But a lot of people just don't care.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, And I think to to the bigger conversation of also,
like communicating your experiences honestly with other people is how
we actually manage to be responsible with these things. You
know what I mean that, Like these commercials are on
all the time, O zempic the oh oh oh Ozambic.
(14:41):
That's a good song, but like that was out before
I even knew what it was. And so if I'm
a person susceptible to what's being sold to me on television,
then I might find myself taking a medica that might
ruin my bows for the rest of my life, or
(15:03):
at the very least might put me in a position
where I accidentally find myself pregnant and needing to make
a choice that I didn't want to have to make
because that wasn't part of my plan. And if people
would just say out loud, hey, yes, here are the benefits,
but here are all the costs, then we can start
to have, as you put it, the more honest conversation.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
That being said, also, that is funny when you're that little.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Now we're talking.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Now, let's get.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
And now we're really talking the podcast ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
A lot of these motherfuckers ain't as funny when they
start losing all that weight.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I don't think comedians are supposed to look hot anyways.
I don't think so either, And I yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Supposed to be rock stars. I think it's like it's
goofy windows. That's why it works.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, I want to look at a comedian who I
go like, all right, here's where they're fallible physically. This
is all the things that I would say about them
given the opportunity, and they're so funny that I'm scared
to say it about them.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Right, here's where I can take my grain. And so
because there is these people who are not heroes, don't
listen to them, don't follow them. But I don't know, man,
this shit's dumb.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I think it's I.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Don't like when comedians get skinny or like too sexy.
I don't like when comedians get buff. That's fucking crazy
and it sucks.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
And this is and maybe this is coming from a
real place because I'm fat. I do love it when
comedians get fat.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It can be funny, for sure. It's funny if they
acknowledge it. It gets sad when they're like still talking
like their skinny selves and pretending like they like it's
It's part of my annoyance with Chappelle is like he
won't just be like, hey, my body's crazy now right.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
You gotta say something about that. You gotta say something
about that.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Hey, y'all I look weird now right?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah. Also the long T shirts, both of those things.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I know, I know, I know, I know, but before
we get started, I look transfer.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
But we'll get to that. But I look weird.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's almost like I went through a transformation and am
struggling without that feels so I'm putting that off on.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
People in their sexuality.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I don't know. The old guy comments they like showing
off their bodies. Now everybody thinks it's.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Cool, big deal, No, it is, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Every everybody wants to see you showing your abs old guy. Uh,
you know who would be hilarious If you got buff
Tracy Morgan, that would be very I would that would
be the funniest one he just came out just like
really that you're like just thinking about it, That would
(18:04):
be That would be the best.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
That would be very funny.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I also I think Bruce Bruce would be really funny
if he came out, Yeah, because it would only it
would it would still be like it would be like
Mark Henry.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
It wouldn't. It would never.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I don't think it would be.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
He's never gonna get to Matt Rife. He's always gonna
be sort of like just giant, and it'd be musty,
sort of strong.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, which is a cool guy. Also, I do want
to say all bodies are good. I don't know, man,
It's like people get laid a every whatever. You know
what I mean, to like take that you have to
look like these famous people to be valid or whatever. Sucks,
you know what I mean. You mean there's ugly people
out here not getting married and or fucking what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Like I once did mushrooms with my buddy Ryan and
and we were walking around this park, and it was
the first time I think I had ever said out
loud of how insane it is that we would even
try to standardize a body type that Like, just as
I was walking around the park, I was seeing so
(19:12):
many different forms of the human body. It was just like,
it's crazy that we would like want one single person
to represent what a body could be. Like, they're just
not We're not like that. They we come in every
fucking form, And that's okay.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I think it's rooted in a lot of stuff. I
think it's also like specifically size, it's just like what's
seen as a defect that it's just visible, you know
what I mean. You could see it if somebody's fat,
can't see it if somebody hits their girlfriend or whatever.
M you know what I'm saying. So I think it's
like easier to judge. I know a lot of real
(19:55):
bad buff people. Yeah that's fair, real demons.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I know a lot of people with them come gutters
that ain't treating others right.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, So I guess Valerie.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
As it relates to this question of whether or not
oh Zepic is everywhere, it seems to be. It seems
that comedians and all comedians and actors and performers of
all kinds are taking the drugs. But maybe that's okay.
Maybe it's just for them to decide for themselves, and
more importantly, it's for you at home to decide for
(20:40):
yourself if that's something you feel necessary, and we would
encourage you to maybe just really focus on the cool
shit that you already have going more than looking outward
at a bunch of sick, sick people who need attention.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Doing stand up comedy.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
They're losers, were They're not a good example for any good,
any choice, whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Some stuff is just funny. It's not anything else.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Now.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
It's not to be modeled after, it's not to be
looked at. It's just funny.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah, And I think a lot of comedians are just
funny and terrible, terrible human beings, So don't be like us.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
And a surprisingly larger amount aren't even that funny in
her tam. Yeah, Also, I know I know that you
didn't write this email saying that you have body images.
You truly just like, Hey, I saw this guy look weird.
What do you guys think about it?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
That's fair?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, she didn't need our encouragement, but just in case
you did or somebody who's listening, does.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
We like you the way you are?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Stupid?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Stupid, you stupid idiot.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
You dummy. With that being said, Langston, do you want
to tell the people where they can find you and
what cool shit you have going on?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Absolutely? You can find me at Langston Herman on all
social media platform.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, David Bory cool guy jokes Citty seven on Instagram,
go to patreon dot com, backslash David Borie. We got
all cool kinds of cool behind the scenes stuff. All right,
that's it. That's a good mini episode. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
If you wanna, If you want to send us your
own drops, if you want to send us your conspiracy theories,
if you want to tell us who you believe to
be doing it the right way by by shitting themselves
through flat tummy t and not ozimpic, send it all
to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would
(22:37):
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Speaker 5 (22:55):
God damn, that was real, even when you start to doubt, Hey,
is this still working?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Are they?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Is this even worth it anymore? Don't you do that?
You keep you keep coming back because we need you.
We love you all right, bye bitch.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Gee whizz gee will it? Kurschat Man? Is that that drip?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
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