June 10, 2025 • 56 mins
Does tallow grease cure ALL illnesses? Langston and David hang out with actor/comedy legend Kel Mitchell (Good Burger 2, Kenan & Kel, All That) to discuss this family home remedy. You will for sure end up greasy, but you will be healed instantly...and maybe smell like meats. They discuss what the Internet has to say about this conspiracy theory and the history of it's use. Plus, we see how much they are being sold today and have a strong feeling white people have something to do with this price gouging. Plus, the guys would love to pitch a film idea: The Tallow Man.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I heard that there was a cattle.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
His name was Wagon and he did many different amazing things,
and they said, we got a name.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What are you talking about? Good to make more of
him from now on. It's good.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's do we honor him, honor Goo.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
That's that.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Chips in your.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Bears are racists. Money. She's turning stuff we can't tell me.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
We started dancing, and love brought us into a group
as soon as we started to move.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Welcome to Mama's and gentiles.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Would like to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
The podcast when we dive deep, deep into the pockets
the black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
And we primally work to prove whatever the fuck it
is you want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Whatever you got going on, will we'll agree with you.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We're send us email, send a voicemail. Talk nasty to it,
don't mean nothing to us. I actually don't talk nasty
to us.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So that we've had a few people talking nasty to
us as of late, and it is becoming troubling for everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I'll say one note, calls with your pants on. You
got to keep way to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
If you dial the number, you put your pants on
and then you do whatever you gotta do afterwards. That's
not for us, the police. But while you talk to us,
you keep your pants on.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Please please. This man is a father I could be
any day now. We check the news every day.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, I checked my hidden message quick. Hello, David. I've
been thinking about this. This is something that's been weighing
on my heart heavy lately. And feel free to jump
in at any point in this. You're not. I don't
(02:19):
want you to feel blocked off from y I think, Okay,
I'm gonna say a little bit of a bold statement.
I think if your children come out uglier than you,
it's because you got a bad spirit. Wow.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Man, I'm trying to think of I'm trying to think
of people that I've seen that happen to, because that
seems like that seems like a difficult life to be,
especially if your parents are like known for being fine,
you know what I mean, and then you are kind
of busted.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah that's slight, And yeah, I want to be clear.
I don't think this is like, uh oh, you're within
like a few points of where your parents are, you
know what I mean, Like your mama fine, you ain't
quite as fine. That's that's y'all. Are y'all are playing
the same game. I'm saying. When it's like the baddest
person on the planet and they got this little gobblin
(03:17):
with them, that's that's your spirit transferring into aude, right
that they made a baby.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Here's my worry about theory on the flip. I seen
I've seen some very pretty kids go to some very
undeserving parents.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Really, yeah, I know with bad spirits that make Yeah.
I know a couple of bad dudes who had some
beautiful children. So it's like it's complicated, but I like that.
So it's usually you're saying, if you're okay, your kids
are just.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Gonna your kids wo look like you and and be
within some bell curve of where you're at and think
that's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I like him when people's kids look like them and
they have them. I was walking on the streets the
other day. I saw this like light skin dude walking
too fast with his fist clenched. Yeah, and he was
like mad skinny and like with his chest out, and
both his daughters were walking like that.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Was the kids working out.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Man.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
It's just like you're like that comes from that. Yeah,
But when you see like a whole blockheaded ass family
and you're like, man, that's good.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
That good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it's all about. Yeah,
that's all you want. That's what you want, right.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's just like I got a good spirit. All my
kids are beautiful.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah, you don't have to you know what I'm saying
that beautiful people sirs good on the outside.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And there you go, because some people could be good.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
On outside and the inside they just yeah, you know
a lot of people if by doing that, yeah, goodbye
real well doing.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Fake no, be good on both.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'm said, our guest today not only is good on
the inside in the outside, but makes it makes good babies.
That that's reflect exactly that a goddamn comedy legend. We're
we're so excited he's here. He God, damn it all
that Keenan and Kel good Burger, the list goes on
(05:17):
and on and on. We're such big fans of his
and we're so happy he's here. Give it up for
Kel Mitchell. Man, appreciate it, man, I'm happy to be here. Yeah,
living America. Yeah, it's a little quiet in here, okay,
and we're sorry, we're scared. Okay, I would say what's
that that's embarrassing to us? A lot of times I
(05:40):
started it usually works, kel were We're pumped her here.
You came to us with the conspiracy theory that that
I didn't personally experience.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I don't know where you fall.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I did not. I did not, but I'm excited to
get into it. You said that, and my mama told
me the magic and wonders of Tello Grease, Tala Grease.
Tell us everything you know, I will tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
So it's uh like fat from meat like rendered, yeah,
like you know when you leave it out and you
get that thick like creamy. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
So that is like scraped off and you leave it
in the can, right, and you keep scraping it and
(06:35):
it just stay there and it's just this big nasty
meat fat glob.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And kids get sick.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
When we got sick, that got rubbed on.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Us like vapor rub, and you would rub that on
you and you were instantly feel better.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It was like a meat vix.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It's a meat vix. You don't need vapor rub, you
don't need vixed rub. You just have that and it
has it's healing.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
If y'all were worried about it. Yes, meat vix will
be the name of the episode. I have no doubt
in my mind that that's the correct choice for everybody here.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Here's my first question about do you mix meats or
are different meats for different ailments?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh, that's interesting. All meats are created in this situation.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You're all good the meat that makes the most fat,
you know what I mean, because I just remember it
being so clumpy, you know what I mean, Like this
one clumpy. But then when you rub it on, you
smell like I mean, you were in a barbecue or
you were just eating turkey all day. But I mean,
(07:48):
that's a lot better smell than vix, I guess. I mean,
but you were very greasy, very greasy, very greasy.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
No, okay, so you would go to bed with this,
so like I would go to my mom.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's a little out of there.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Gon't get that talent, that's what it would be said.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Okay, so your character, don't get that talent.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I didn't know you had a stroke or nothing. You
don't get that talent.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
And then you wipe it, you know, you wipe it
on you, on your neck, on your chest, and then
you have to tie your pajamas up real tight so
that marinate, like you in a sauna type of vibe.
And then get under the covers because they know running
around after that. Just get under that and you just
let that meat smell.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Just do what you do.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But like if you look it up, because it's a
real thing, like it's it's for real, like it really
helps people.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It's it's it's googleble. I didn't know it was googleble,
did you now?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
When you were growing up, was just like I'm in
amongst everybody. It was just like a family thing, specific family, Grandma, everybody.
For me, I just knew it was in my family,
you know what I mean. But then it's other like
everybody does it and even different races, just.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Not black, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Because I figured that I found that out.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah, okay, and they do it. Put this on and
hey man, it's on and it's I'm lumping and so
all I needed is externally in order to be healing
my insides.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, if you're coughing, any type your nose, sinuses, all
that type of stuff like that, and it helped, Yeah,
any type of flu ailments, it would definitely help.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
What about physical like, uh, like a sprained wrist, the
spraying risk, like rubbing it on for a sprain risk.
We never did that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
But when I because I called my mom one unreasonable. Yeah,
now you're just being sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I'm just this. I had to learn this beef that
was for your lungs clues, not for your wrist. Now, risks,
I don't know. Risk. Pops would just be hey hand
that you'd be all right, get a hell. Here's one
other question.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Okay, what's the greatest ailment you've bounced back from because.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Of Because of talor?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I used to get like like brunch highus like you
know a lot, you know what I mean, and stuff
like that. Uh No, stopped up all those different things
and then you put this on. Just rub it on,
go to bed. You're gonna cough, you know, cough up.
Another thing that we would add to the talent is
a clove of garlic. So you would get that too,
(10:41):
like we were vampires or anything. But you would just
galling against Yeah, so you would. So now our breath
would be sticking and we smell like me. But I
tell you, in the morning, you're gonna you're a new person.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
So you garlic and we eat it like this, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
A cloth, you know, and all of that, like it's
the live of.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Mucus that's in there.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's coming out. So you in the bathroom, all that's
coming out. And then now this like glorious meat lotion
that you just say that, but no, that sounds very bad.
Meat los shirts are coming.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
So brother, if you can beat us to the market,
this is proprietary.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I believe you'll.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Find in the contract belongs to My mama told me, hey,
look and you were good.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
We were okay yo.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
One final question I have for you, let's get it.
How long do you still continue this? Do you have
it at your house?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Now?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Great question I have because I eat differently now, so
like a lot of fat content. Yeah yeah, I mean
we have meat there, but it's not like cuts the
fact that you would get from like pork and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, but it is effective.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It does work work, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Behind me when they come over and they're at the house,
because the grandparents come over, you know, there's some teleor
that's ready to go, you know, and then sometimes it's
in a grocery bag, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You know, just so you can get another glob.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Okay, if you're in the bedroom and you sleep and
get another so you you are can Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, we were like we do greasing like an empty
can and then you throw it out. We ain't reapplying it. Ever,
sometimes you reuse it, but you're not putting it back
on the body in my home at least. But so
you're saying you stand behind it, even at as you
are not necessarily accessing it the way that you would like,
(13:03):
you would still use it. Theoretically.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It's a good Uh what do you remedy? You know, household?
You know, I don't know if it's for everybody, but uh,
it definitely worked in my family, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It definitely worked. I mean you smell like a nice
kitchen dinner.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Was there ever any effects You ever wake up and
you're like, damn, I got tallow pim, What did you say?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Because you know, to be some jamas and stuff like that,
like you.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Stuck.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's probably something your side, So that would happen if
you did have like some type of fever, like it
was a hot night, you know. Yeah, so you're truly
you Yeah, you're actually cooking you're sweating out all of
that and nasty and it justo sas inside of you,
and the grease is is helping that. And your dogs
(14:01):
in the laundry man, Yeah, don't have your cats and
stuff around and animals.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Because they licking their lips. Yeah, you're gonna look like
a big turkey, like in the a big turkey.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
A cat named Smoky that used to jump into in
my room all the time. Just like maybe that's why
Smokey was Smoky.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Smokey was any day now, Old Kel ain't gonna make
it this week. All we should take a break and
then and then we'll be back.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Get talent.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yeah, go go get some talent. Yeah, we'll be back
with Markel Mitchell and more. My mama told me, yeah,
we are back. Why why are you?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Why are you running?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Just a little bit of me being me?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Okay, okay, this is my this is my canvas, A
lot of sound.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Effects an artist.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, I can't draw. We're still here, Miquel Mitchell. We're
still talking about talle grease as a home remedy, a
here off for for the als that that that I
guess hurt you, the things that are that are sucking
you up. My question for you is, uh, is this
(15:32):
something you plan to transfer forward to your children? That's
a good question, you know. Okay, so yeah, definitely different.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
But if there's a situation where it's like, you know,
someone has a code and we don't have the right,
you know, medicine that we use already, just know, like MacGyver,
you can go, hey, get that talent.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
We can get this poppingp know what, we got somethingatize.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
We're the type of family like we we have a
lot of good health initiatives, so we're always looking for
other ways that are that you could do just healthy
like medicine, pills, stuff like that, you know, healthier ways,
you know, getting your body right. So you know that's
what That's a good one. But it is Greece, so
so that's I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Know, you know, everybody, I like that this is where
you broke because you are real confident. Before I want it,
I thought about it. It was like, there's no doubt
in my mind. Is the future of ways on your kids. Now. Listen,
(16:45):
you started doing you started doing a calorie clown. You
were like night Drakes, calories might be going.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
To my babies.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I don't know if I want all the calories going
into my babies.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
They got to burn it off.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, but it's the fascinating it's fascinating. I guess that
its root. What's fascinating about it is not so much
that like oh taala is real or it's fake, it
works or it doesn't. I bet it very much represents
a root of what is medicinal. Right that, like all
over the counter medicines are based off of something that
(17:22):
began as like a holistic sort of like grassroots version
of medicine, and then you turn it into this other
thing via Do you.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Think that though I sometimes it feels like pharmaceuticals were
like I don't feel like they are all based in
home readit. I think in a way that like I
see the metafite or i'd beprofen, or even like a
nightclill or something like that, I think.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's inspired by a real thing that probably once existed,
and then they they spun it off and figured I mean,
I guess it's like developed over time, you figure out
you can make that cheaper with chemicals, and so you
just eliminate the plant. But at some point more.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Yeah, exactly right, Yeah, because I'm hearing you will still
take night will Yeah, just like you know you got
a little Buzz's kind of fun. Yeah, that quote right
before bed after a little white.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Come on, that's what you need, right like wow night
even kills saying said he won't make his kids. But
the brother told me that he got no.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I love to meet the mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
It's like a very strong anti fungal or something like that.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
You get it out, damn what I mean Now your
breath goes ma, But yeah, you're gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Here's something that that I did not realize as it
relates to tallo grease, and I'm curious to hear your
thoughts on Taller grease is now being sold like as
a a fancy thing.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's see if you're listening on this not depth video,
you see my hands are going up in victory.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yep. It's being sold as sort of like an like
a you know, in some cases fifty dollars jug of
fat that you cook with. I suppose you This is
what the pictures imply, but some of them also make
it look like they're keeping them in almost like lotion jars.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, like the.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Little Mason oh no situation. No, like the masony ones
with the buckle on the end like a palmer is green. No, no, no,
squeeze out. This is a bomb standing there. Got the
(19:51):
oh yeah burns flavor smell like that. Who's it being
marketed towards? Uh, just based off of the the look,
the a word vibe of it. It very much feels
like white people and that it goes this feels very
this is like, uh, this this real music versus country music.
(20:12):
Like you know the type of people who kind of
like imagine they still like the new version of Little
House on the Prairie, like that type of energy. Oh,
like it's it's the cracker barrel. It's it's sort of like,
I a down homish vibe.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
That's the kind of rich I want to get to.
It seems like there's a level of rich where you
start to regress and then you're like no, no, no,
I don't need medicine, I just need natural stuff. Yeah,
that's a good rich that's a good level to be at.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
It is a very nice level of rich, and it
seems to be what they're offering these rich people. It's
like past to eating whole foods. Like it's like arawon
this one is wagoo beef taut beef? And let me
tell you the truth. I'm gonna say it on camera.
I don't even know what that means, truly. What is it?
What is beef?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Man?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I've had it, I've had what is it beef?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
No?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
What does that mean? You know you guys are laughing
at me. Tell me what it means, my understand Tell
me how you categorize it as wago.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I'll tell you what I've been told, and then I'll
tell you what I believe. Okay, Okay. What I've been
told is that wagu is a specific cattle from Japan
that they feed a very specific, clean diet and thus
makes the cattle just taste better and the meat like sturdier.
(21:37):
It just improves the quality of the meat. It's grass
fan right based off, But it's not. It's like a
very specific diet relating to grass and timing and ship.
It really is like an investment in the cows. And
that's why it's so.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
I mean, I've seen the profile marbled a certain way.
They look very dotted with it. I understand what it
looks like. What I don't believe is the preparation that
they're giving all these cattle for me then to go
to Costco yep, right next to the chicken bites and
get Wagoo meatball.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah. I don't believe. No, I I believe very much.
I told you, I tell you what they tell me,
and I'll tell you what I believe. I believe that's
the exact same meat we eat in every other circumstance.
And I think that they just tell you that it's
Wago because the brand makes it make sense when you're
having so too. I think so too.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
It's like Kobe beef, same thing, because I've had I've
definitely had Wagoo where I'm like, oh, I can tell
this meat feels richer and whatever else. Yeah, and like
because it's so rich you can't eat a lot of
it or whatever else.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't believe in that.
That's probably good tallo though? Is Wagoo tao? Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Right to the charging for that's this twenty nine ninety nine.
The most expensive I'm saying is grass fed, grass finished,
tallow grass finished. I don't know it's that that's a
new term clean. Uh fully, Like there you really want
(23:14):
me to pay me? Like in hell let's see what
it says is just more flavorful and and better, uh,
a better option for high cook of high heat cooking.
Rub it on yourself, also frying, and they said it
booch your immune health. Come on with my mama, Mitchell's
(23:39):
beef tallow in your diet. Now, Now this is where
it gets nasty for me, because this is specifically being
marketed at white people. It does feel like this sort
of manipulation of what actually is healing in a way
where like for years they were telling us that like
these these down home remedies, they don't work on your body.
(24:01):
That ain't real. You got to grow up, you gotta
trust science whatever. And you introduce dimon tap robotustin all
these other things that may in fact that makes me
question at least are they legitimately good for me? If
you're you've been trying to convince me that these other
things were bad for me, you know what I mean,
Like they made you second guests tallow and you.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Grew up with the ship.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I grew up with it, damn. But I still use otheries.
Nor what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I heard you're saying, though, But I do do other
remedies outside of the medicine cabinets to what to what
you're saying, like, some medicines are just you know, messing up, right.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You got your research, a lot of it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
We can do through eating the right stuff and cooking
the right stuff, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
I will say I'm back in on medicine. Yeah, you're
back in on medicine, man. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I was out for a long time, I think mostly
because I was just very poor, and lately I am
vacuum medicine.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
It's very easy to not if you don't have health
insurance to dictate you finding the correct medicine. Yeah, it's
very easy for you to throw the baby out with
the bathwater. Some of that shit is amazing though they're
doing crazy shit.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
But this is where it gets interesting for me as
it relates to that, right is there. I also see
hear them talking about like at one point, I guess
beef tallow was banned. Nope, it wasn't allowed to be
I guess used or sold as it's being sold now,
And the reason was because of growing concerns about the
tie saturated fat content and potential health risks, meaning that
(25:38):
at one point they told us that this was poisoned,
that this was bad for us to consume, to put
on our bodies, whatever it is, and at some point
it became profitable in a way that then makes them go, Actually,
never mind, it's not I mean, it's not like when
was it banned?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Was that like the nineties fat free curries when they
started overprocessing everything.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Uh yeah, I think specifically it looks like McDonald's, along
with other fast food chains like Burger King and Wendy,
switch from beef tallow to vegetable oils in the nineties,
So this was them responding to sort of this vision
of In the eighties, Department of Agriculture issued guidelines recommending
reduced fat intake, especially saturated fat, which contributes to decline,
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and beef tallow use.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
That's deep. Yeah, that's deep.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'm still in on tallow Yeah, man, I mean when
you look at the ingredients of fast food now, it's
kind of you can't pronounce half the.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Stuff, like what it feels like, it's like what's that
Charlton Heston movie. It's like soilent green. Yeah, you know
what I mean. It's less beef than than it is,
like whatever proto synthetic proteins.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
And I think that's where the FDA is able to
get away with some of the stuff that they do.
Is like they replace beef tallow because it's expensive, and
they can prove that that isn't good for you, right
like consuming that much, to your point is not actually
healthy for you. So they can say this is bad
for you. But then the replacement that keeps it tasting
(27:08):
the same and keeps their money not changing, not getting
more complicated, is a completely made up chemical that covers
all those bases. It's still bad for you, but it's
made up so you can't prove it's bad for you
the same way that we know for a fact beef
tallow is.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
This is deep man me a tallow movie, Jordan Peel.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
It's just like science fiction, like a like a parable
of the Butler Book.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
It's just some dudes in the kitchen cooking up some grease.
It's dark in costco. The cars don't say tallow five
times now, tallow man, don't come.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Man, Jordan Peel, if you're watching, that's that's the new one.
That's the new one.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Come onk Palmer. That's a different type of film. Still,
we're open listen, there are spin offs available. We should
take maybe one more break. Let's take one my break,
(28:32):
and then we'll come back with more cal metch and more.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
My mama told me, Yeah, what is happening?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Oh from the back, I understand that that's confusing. Yeah
for sure, that's yakoub okay, the scientists that made white people,
and then I believe we have a.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Nation of Islam. Lord. They believe that an ancient big
headed scientist and yah cool crossbread fifty thousand black people
on an island until he invented white people. Wow, six
thousand years ago. I probably could have gone deeper than that. Yeah,
you really left it with or without We had a battle.
(29:23):
This is very random.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
But he plays cornhole, So I don't know if you
I didn't know, I knew to you and you I
was you know, I play a little corn hole. But
we did us a full out like battle, like cornhole
championship battle that was on ESPN.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
That is real. It's a real thing, was a real thing.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And it's like it was all his celebs battle in
one another almost one and he was it was it
got crazy.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
He's good. Nice, Yeah, he's nice. Is he like horn Ones?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah? He's nice with it because that's how you got
to do it right. It's like you got to be
able to slide it in every time.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Cornwall is fun is great. That's a good out. Playing
at the beach the other day, I was like, oh, beach,
corn hole, come on man, man, I like that. Yeah,
it was fun.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
I usually just bring like a football to the beach.
Or you know what I like at the beach is
a frisbee. Yeah, oh, whoa, I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
No, it's just surprising. It's I'm so.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
From Colorado, like frisbee, Frisbee country, big Frisby country country,
and that's like you want to talk about our leading lobbyist.
It's big frisbee after handing everybody's pocket the whole front range.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
That doesn't upset me. I just I just was surprised.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
No, yeah, I like a frisbee because when you throw
a frisbee, true, it like the feels as good as
like throwing a tight spiral or like or like shooting
shooting a great like It's just that it's just that
feeling of like when it leaves your hands, You're like.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Damn, I know that feeling, you know, I show my
my youngest daughter how to try to throw a frisbee
and it kept like, you know, going to the ground
like that, and then right when it hit that air
though just a little like how both of us was like,
d it is so it feels like it's never gonna
come down though, Yeah, you just catch it.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
That's how I know. The people who deny science aren't fun,
you know what I mean. Like the frisbee is just science.
It's just like that whole science where you like, you
get to fling a thing in the air and it
flies and you ain't even throw it hard enough for
it to do all that stuff it does. Yeah, and
you should be grateful for that. I am. There's like,
(31:38):
you know what I mean, It's like, no, that's awesome.
I know it's complicated. I know all of science ain't real,
but come on, don't deny the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
I don't deny science. I haven't been thinking lately, and
this sounds. This sounds I have been thinking lately. I
think as far as science as it pertains to humanity,
we know too much.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
And we got to back off a little bit.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Like I was watching a video because I've been trying
to clean up my algorithm. I'd like to be a
better man. It's watching a little video of a little
boy skateboarding with his father. And he's skateboarding with his
father and he's like, I love you, daddy. I love
shredding with you, daddy, and they're both skateboarding. He's like,
I love shredding with you, daddy, and the dad's like,
I love shredding with you, son. And it's this beautiful moment.
(32:24):
And then one of the comments, this woman was like
that little boy is so happy because the dopamine in
the melo in the in the serotonin hit him.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
And he decided to say that, and it's like, what
don't being a psycho? Not this little boy shred with
his dad. Y, I'm the shred with his dad. What
the fuck are we doing? Who gives it? Who cares?
You don't have to explain it.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
You don't have to Oh, you don't have to break
it down because then life And that's my issue with science.
It's not for everybody to have all the time. He's like,
we need people focusing on science. Everybody doesn't have to
have a reason that everything does everything.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
But I would argue that's also maybe the issue of
too much access to each other because that person would
have never been able to say that to you fifty
years ago, and she didn't say it to me, right,
but she presented it to the world in a way
where that dad may eventually see that like this person
is undermining his relationship with his son via like the
(33:22):
chemicals that fire in your brain.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
But I don't even think she meant to do it
is undermining. I think she just was like truly trying
to be nice and good. But it's just like you
gotta be like, all this stuff is so complicated anyways.
It's complicated to fall in love, it's complicated to be
a good father. It's complicated to be all these things.
Now when you put all these other things on top
of it, now it becomes this speech that looks impossible,
(33:47):
and you get a younger generation people who aren't trying
to have families or nothing because it seems so there's
so many reasons for it to go wrong.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Because you know the science of trauma and all these
things you didached from the very essence of what it
means to be a human.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
And you know so much, you get paralysis of analysis.
Then you don't do nothing, because why not be apathetic
towards the world. Why not be if you know what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Ignore the negative comments.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Yeah, man, we're talking to you told me Instagram.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, you guys are talking real mean. Do you know what?
I don't even care if it was as locks. Oh yeah,
we we got into some trouble because we we I
I'll take ownership. We're talking about repeated a claim that
(34:45):
turns out was not fully true that AJ's locks were
wig the entire time. Wow, somebody I was tricked on
the internet. I was led to believe that that was
a true thing, and it turns out it is not.
It was not wearing a wig the entire time. That said,
the way that people are speaking to us about this
(35:05):
issue makes me want to double down more than I've
ever wanted to double down on anything. Now, everywhere I go,
I'm going to repeat this conspiracy theory because I want
the violence to somehow end up back in their lap.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Now here's the thing. I saw this clip. Yeah, because
I worked with AJ. We did a pilot together that
never came out.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
But it was great.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
It was great, great, and he was like, you know,
the leading guy in and everything. It was cool. But yeah,
and I was. They had me second guessing. I'm like,
we wait, I wait a minute, you spend time with
this man. It was like, but that's his hair, Yeah,
that's his hair.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
But when I saw that, I was like, no, way, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
And that's all we wanted. That is crazy we wanted.
I think we just wanted to get to the joke
on the other half of it. And they are.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Here and they laugh, yeah, really laugh time. No they
don't they You know what, that's not right. You know
black people up to say all year of that loud
and wrong.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Is so funny.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I learned.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
On the podcast you just loud and wrong.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
They need to take the That's why nobody needs a podcast.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
It's like, come on, man, we was having fun. I
can't laugh with my briend. I can't silly dog you because.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
We're also not One of those podcasts was like grind
Time ten Ways to make a billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
We're just having fun, then listen. If nothing else when
you deal with us, we're wrong, but we're also keeping
you broke, so so I will ever tell you how
to make any money over it. In fact, we are
helping you in quite the opposite direction.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
And quite frankly, I don't know how I did it,
and I don't have a lot. I'm lucky I got
what I got.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
You think we'd be doing this if we knew how
to make money, I'd be making a coin, yah, coop coin,
which apparently already exists.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Damn, that's right. Yeah, I'm trying to like look around
and find something else.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
No, just go man, leave that alone. Don't go up
there anyway, cal Kel Mitchell's there. We're still talking about
the possibility that tallow grease is the remedy. But more
importantly right now, we'd love to do a voicemail. I
think what's doing great? Again? We told you Kel overbreak.
We do not listen to these voicemails a whole the time,
(37:29):
so we have no idea what this person is going
to say this one. This is what they want to
say to us. Wow, this one is is themed around
black aunties. I can tell you that and and the
rest of it they'll explain to you themselves.
Speaker 9 (37:45):
Okay, so the voicemail, no wonder why people coming out
here telling you all a little freaky anyways.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah, they've taken a call on us little freakys.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Okay, Yeah, neither of us are pumped about it. But
apparently when we left the voice or made the voicemail message,
and I don't recall what it sounds like. I remember
thinking it was funny. Yeah, and apparently we're being erotic.
Oh that's what they said. They keep implying that we're
being erotic in the message. I have no memory of that.
You have no memory of that, But the implication, I'm
(38:24):
going to call to find out what did y'all say?
I thought we just said little moms and find out
that's not even the number hundred.
Speaker 10 (38:37):
Little moms, that's not it can help me out, My god,
don't even work.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Here's a freak show, Yeah, a little bit anyway, little
freaky's is what they call us.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
And it's a real problem.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
No, I'm so thrown by that. My conspiracy is that
these Facebook aunties and Instagram aunties that just have all
of this wrong ass information, it's out to tear the
(39:15):
black community apart. Why did I get into it with
my own mother about seventeen people going missing after going
on too and indeed job interviews, and it's like sixteen
year old mom, Nobody, no sixteen year old is going
(39:36):
on indeed looking for a job.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
That's a good point. That is a point. There's more
to this, but maybe we should should reflect.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
I think you're mad that old people are bad at
the Internet, and for that, I also am upset about that.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
They get tricked, get tricked a lot because I'm older, dude.
But it it's like the older you get, the decades
that go up, it's exponentially by the time you're seventy
years old. They they're so scared of what's going on
in the world because they're like I heard, sixteen year
olds are going on indeed meetups. Yeah, and they're trying
(40:16):
to talk to their friends on LinkedIn.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Now they had a job interview and they all got
kidnapped because but sixteen year olds is the claim, Seventeen
of them all at once. And she's repeating this and
her she's arguing with our mother about it.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Which and that would be annoying to talk. That would
be an irritating conversation with one hundred, Like I've had
conversation with my mom and my mommy that's not you know,
not real.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
I've never I've never told this before. The last real
job I had, I was teaching, I was doing after
school programming at a place in Red Hook in New York,
where like the whole staff's job was to like work
with people kids of that community that would come in
after school program and hang out there. And then you know,
(41:00):
we were servicing the community, right. And there was this
lady whose name I won't use, but this lady who
was like an older lady at the job and was
like kind of the old auntie asked lady that worked there.
And one day she got a phone call. Yeah, you're close.
You ain't that phone? She gets a phone call, Uh,
(41:24):
that is one hundred a spam call. I can hear
it in the way that she's talking to them that
she is on a spam call in the office, fully
getting tricked. Do you understand, like actively getting tricked. And
it was so exhausting in my mind to imagine the
conversation I would have had to have to get her
(41:46):
off that call that I just let it run. I
was just like, no, you gotta figure this out. Ride Like,
I can't get it you. I mean, it's just gonna
be so hard to get her off the phone. What
was the nature of the scam, Yeah, it was back
(42:07):
when they did the I R. S joint. It's not
as common anymore. But it was like an error where
that I R S one was doing numbers. This is
like twenty probably like fifteen. The IRS phone call where
they're like, hey, you're in big trouble. Yeah, you didn't
pay your taxes type joint that was killing people.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Let me give you sure address and your name. And
she was she was running it down. She was at them,
this could not be.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
You could not be talking about me because I did
this and this and this, and I could send you
the forms right and like like in it. And I
was like, I.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Can't even help you.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Baby, those links. You know, you gotta tell the elders don't.
Don't click on every link with the text messages. They're
doing it all the time.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Hey, I got I see some ship, my ship where
I'm like, is that any It's like, you know, it's
got other people worse, it's all that.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
I agree with her, No, it's terrifying. Let's let's let's
not this thing.
Speaker 9 (43:08):
No news source, no reputable links, nobody's reporting this. But
because she saw a video on Instagram, now she's taketing
me like, oh, be cautious, be careful, and I and
I have to tell her like, this is not real.
This is fake. These people are playing with y'all. You
(43:31):
have to do your research. You cannot see something on
Instagram and just be like, oh, yeah, this is the case.
It's it's Taran. Families apart because now my mama mad
at me because I told her she's wrong.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
I think your mama is mad because you don't have
a job. I think she just wants you to go
on some bitter.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
She's like, look, I'll make something up. Whatever was going
to get you out of the house, please, Lord, she's still.
Speaker 11 (44:06):
Yeah, you know they kidnapping boys, you know they getting boys.
Go on, get out of here, please.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
But I mean, I'm with her. I am with She's
not wrong. It's unfortunate that that the Aunties are getting
tricked and and subsequently they're trigging us. I think they
did a whole movie on it, Beekeeper, remember that I
didn't watch it.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
You know you didn't watch that with Jason State. Jason
State state them, Yeah, almost mess his name.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
They don't party. Would hear what you do?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, we're at the same club, and it was just
like it was like it's over there, and then my
table with his tape and then it was everybody was
hanging out.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
It's cool to hang you know, it's cool.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I adapted them up. I never imagine that man dancing. Yeah, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
I don't imagine British people dancing ever. Actually, to be honest,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
In my head. I never think about him. I know
it's a certain type of British people.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I don't think dance.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yeah, I really don't think about it, like the like
those ones.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
I don't think I think the black ones dancing because
they have Caribbean influence. I don't think of like councing
housing council mm hmm, because you don't see them dance, right.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
I think there's a type of British that I think
does that. But that's not but not like but that,
but I was the ones you're talking about, And.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Even that one is just like didn't didn't Reddy in there?
The same thing over and over again. But I don't
think of I just don't think about British people dancing. No,
I don't think it's like a rich history.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
They come to emails, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I was six. British fans really eat us alive, do
you guys? Felicia was an aunty in that movie. She
was the aunty that got Oh no, then the beekeeper
had to settle the score.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yeah, it's a while.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
I could have wrote it.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
That was a good movie.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
You could have wrote it, Yeah, Davis. Dave's aspiring to
be able to write a hugely successful white film. But
they don't know that I wrote it. Okay, so you
gonna go like under different name and under stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
It really hasn't flushed out because we just talked about
it twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
But oh yeah, okay, I think he's he's still figuring
out the logistics. But his hope is that by sheer
force of will, he can create his own version of
Yellowstone where it is never clear to them that a
black man wrote that piece.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
Which to me as an artist is maybe the greatest
satirical work I could ever be involved in. Slash your Richard.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Come on, now do you do after you went all
your awards and it's profitable and it's amazing movie that
you will come out Hey, yeah, because just like that,
but y'all didn't know.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Guess what, Because here's the thing about me, it's a
low bar to make me go away forever.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
It's really like whatever, man man, dude, this is a
treacherous anyway. Man, you know, give me fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Yeah, give me some money. I don't have to pay
taxes on I get out of here, man, get out
of your head.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
You ain't gonna worry about it no more.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
That's not a good movie. Just following you do that. Yeah,
that's that's the movie. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Yeah, like twenty years from now they make the Yeah, all.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
It could be like Boyhood where they they we track
you from now all the way until the time that
you finally complete the piece. Yeah. Yeah, and life has changed,
you have changed, but ultimately the piece is complete and
you're ready to present it to the world. I like that.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, wow to we finished this voice,
Oh it's still going. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (48:11):
We got to do better in our communities, help our aunties.
Tell them what they see on Facebook. They have to
double triple check. Or if we just gonna be out
here lost.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
That's it. We will be.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
She handed on a lost Come on, y'all.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
How thought you said raw? Which would have been a
beautiful row circles.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
I appreciate her because she really meant that. I like
you when it's yeah, that came from a.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
Really good cares about her family. She wants her mom
to do better. She wants her aunties, both literal and
sort of logically the spiritual aunties do better. That being said,
it's not going to work at all. They like Facebook.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Yeah, I think it's like I really want my man
links and Kerman. Maybe we cap that voting age, yep,
contribute to.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Keep arguing it. No, nobody's ready to take it seriously.
Cal I imagine you're going to push back against this
and that that's that's your right if you feel so.
But I really think we got to cut off the
voting age. I think we're letting people vote way past
their prime, way past even their ability to make reasonable choices.
And I'm willing to debate what it should be. But
(49:30):
for me, fifty five, yeah, I think that's a little low.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
That's what I do think. He's lay that's low. I
think sixty five or what's retirement sixty two. I think
this retirement age keeps changing. Sure, they now a lot
of people aren't being promised retirement until seventy. That's a
very different goalpost.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
And I think some of the reason that that is
happening is because we're allowing older people to make choices
for younger people. It's also younger people not voting. Maybe
they're not voting because they're feeling like that vote doesn't
count against this massive machine that's built itself to benefit
mostly the olds.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
I think so, but I think there is a level
of like, young people gotta come out.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
I can't. I can't change that. Did he try voter die?
He said it didn't work, didn't vote, He screamed it.
He ran a marathon. You know those T shirts baseball
shirts had a mohawk at one point.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
Do you ever think about getting in? Yeah, it's not
for meawk heard the foehawk and it'll be like the
head for it. Okay, my head exposes my weaknesses.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
No, you could do.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
You could do a fro. I don't think you will.
Look at the sideways. Mister T's right next to you
with a mohawk.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Look at that. Y'all got the same head.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
I think much get what thank you? If I had
a pro hawk?
Speaker 5 (51:02):
I look like I make beats for aspiring teen rappers.
The vibe, you know what I'm saying. I look like
like I don't think. It's like, I don't think. I
don't think it vibes with what I got. Will cut
the beard?
Speaker 3 (51:17):
You can do it, No, I will say, and to you,
to your credit, I do think you could pull it
off much in the way that mister T can. I
will also say that I will stop doing this podcast
that day. I'm happy for you. I'm done doing business
(51:39):
with you. We both get out clean, as it were.
But but no, we can't continue forward if that's the No,
we're not a very adventurous hair style podcast. No, I
do most of the adventuring, and I always bail on it.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
I feel like your adventuring is really just making it long. Yeah,
I honestly think between the two of us, your nose
ring is the most adventurous thing.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
We have going on physically. Nor Yeah, that's really a
tiny one. Yeah almost.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
I didn't even know when he said it. I was
looking at you know, I'm like, I don't notice it specling,
that's all.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
I have to try it now, you know, now they
have the you know what I'm saying. You need a
little fake mohawk.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
You just try it out.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
You can get the walk in here. The man piece.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
The man piece did. Yeah, I got a system. At
this point.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
You gotta barber. You trust.
Speaker 5 (52:31):
I've been kind of having this haircut beard combination for
damn near twenty years. Yeah, Olivia, it looks like that's
aid wrap.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
I got people behind the walls here, but oh, we
gotta go. Oh I didn't see the w Yeah, go ahead, hell,
this has been amazing. It's fine. You tell the people
where they can find you. What cool stuff you got
going on?
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Man, A lot of cool things at I am kel
Mitchell on Instagram, Keil Mitchell dot com.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
You know you can follow me. Yeah, man, I got
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I heard that there was a cattle.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
His name was Wagon and he did many different amazing things,
and they said, we got a name.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What are you talking about? Good to make more of
him from now on. It's good.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's do we honor him, honor Goo.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
That's that.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Chips in your.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Bears are racists. Money. She's turning stuff we can't tell me.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
We started dancing, and love brought us into a group
as soon as we started to move.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Welcome to Mama's and gentiles.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Would like to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
The podcast when we dive deep, deep into the pockets
the black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
And we primally work to prove whatever the fuck it
is you want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Whatever you got going on, will we'll agree with you.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We're send us email, send a voicemail. Talk nasty to it,
don't mean nothing to us. I actually don't talk nasty
to us.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So that we've had a few people talking nasty to
us as of late, and it is becoming troubling for everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I'll say one note, calls with your pants on. You
got to keep way to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
If you dial the number, you put your pants on
and then you do whatever you gotta do afterwards. That's
not for us, the police. But while you talk to us,
you keep your pants on.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Please please. This man is a father I could be
any day now. We check the news every day.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, I checked my hidden message quick. Hello, David. I've
been thinking about this. This is something that's been weighing
on my heart heavy lately. And feel free to jump
in at any point in this. You're not. I don't
(02:19):
want you to feel blocked off from y I think, Okay,
I'm gonna say a little bit of a bold statement.
I think if your children come out uglier than you,
it's because you got a bad spirit. Wow.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Man, I'm trying to think of I'm trying to think
of people that I've seen that happen to, because that
seems like that seems like a difficult life to be,
especially if your parents are like known for being fine,
you know what I mean, and then you are kind
of busted.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah that's slight, And yeah, I want to be clear.
I don't think this is like, uh oh, you're within
like a few points of where your parents are, you
know what I mean, Like your mama fine, you ain't
quite as fine. That's that's y'all. Are y'all are playing
the same game. I'm saying. When it's like the baddest
person on the planet and they got this little gobblin
(03:17):
with them, that's that's your spirit transferring into aude, right
that they made a baby.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Here's my worry about theory on the flip. I seen
I've seen some very pretty kids go to some very
undeserving parents.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Really, yeah, I know with bad spirits that make Yeah.
I know a couple of bad dudes who had some
beautiful children. So it's like it's complicated, but I like that.
So it's usually you're saying, if you're okay, your kids
are just.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Gonna your kids wo look like you and and be
within some bell curve of where you're at and think
that's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I like him when people's kids look like them and
they have them. I was walking on the streets the
other day. I saw this like light skin dude walking
too fast with his fist clenched. Yeah, and he was
like mad skinny and like with his chest out, and
both his daughters were walking like that.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Was the kids working out.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Man.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
It's just like you're like that comes from that. Yeah,
But when you see like a whole blockheaded ass family
and you're like, man, that's good.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
That good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it's all about. Yeah,
that's all you want. That's what you want, right.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's just like I got a good spirit. All my
kids are beautiful.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah, you don't have to you know what I'm saying
that beautiful people sirs good on the outside.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And there you go, because some people could be good.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
On outside and the inside they just yeah, you know
a lot of people if by doing that, yeah, goodbye
real well doing.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Fake no, be good on both.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'm said, our guest today not only is good on
the inside in the outside, but makes it makes good babies.
That that's reflect exactly that a goddamn comedy legend. We're
we're so excited he's here. He God, damn it all
that Keenan and Kel good Burger, the list goes on
(05:17):
and on and on. We're such big fans of his
and we're so happy he's here. Give it up for
Kel Mitchell. Man, appreciate it, man, I'm happy to be here. Yeah,
living America. Yeah, it's a little quiet in here, okay,
and we're sorry, we're scared. Okay, I would say what's
that that's embarrassing to us? A lot of times I
(05:40):
started it usually works, kel were We're pumped her here.
You came to us with the conspiracy theory that that
I didn't personally experience.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I don't know where you fall.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I did not. I did not, but I'm excited to
get into it. You said that, and my mama told
me the magic and wonders of Tello Grease, Tala Grease.
Tell us everything you know, I will tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
So it's uh like fat from meat like rendered, yeah,
like you know when you leave it out and you
get that thick like creamy. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
So that is like scraped off and you leave it
in the can, right, and you keep scraping it and
(06:35):
it just stay there and it's just this big nasty
meat fat glob.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
And kids get sick.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
When we got sick, that got rubbed on.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Us like vapor rub, and you would rub that on
you and you were instantly feel better.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It was like a meat vix.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It's a meat vix. You don't need vapor rub, you
don't need vixed rub. You just have that and it
has it's healing.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
If y'all were worried about it. Yes, meat vix will
be the name of the episode. I have no doubt
in my mind that that's the correct choice for everybody here.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Here's my first question about do you mix meats or
are different meats for different ailments?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh, that's interesting. All meats are created in this situation.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You're all good the meat that makes the most fat,
you know what I mean, because I just remember it
being so clumpy, you know what I mean, Like this
one clumpy. But then when you rub it on, you
smell like I mean, you were in a barbecue or
you were just eating turkey all day. But I mean,
(07:48):
that's a lot better smell than vix, I guess. I mean,
but you were very greasy, very greasy, very greasy.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
No, okay, so you would go to bed with this,
so like I would go to my mom.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's a little out of there.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Gon't get that talent, that's what it would be said.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Okay, so your character, don't get that talent.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I didn't know you had a stroke or nothing. You
don't get that talent.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
And then you wipe it, you know, you wipe it
on you, on your neck, on your chest, and then
you have to tie your pajamas up real tight so
that marinate, like you in a sauna type of vibe.
And then get under the covers because they know running
around after that. Just get under that and you just
let that meat smell.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Just do what you do.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But like if you look it up, because it's a
real thing, like it's it's for real, like it really
helps people.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It's it's it's googleble. I didn't know it was googleble,
did you now?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
When you were growing up, was just like I'm in
amongst everybody. It was just like a family thing, specific family, Grandma, everybody.
For me, I just knew it was in my family,
you know what I mean. But then it's other like
everybody does it and even different races, just.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Not black, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Because I figured that I found that out.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah, okay, and they do it. Put this on and
hey man, it's on and it's I'm lumping and so
all I needed is externally in order to be healing
my insides.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, if you're coughing, any type your nose, sinuses, all
that type of stuff like that, and it helped, Yeah,
any type of flu ailments, it would definitely help.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
What about physical like, uh, like a sprained wrist, the
spraying risk, like rubbing it on for a sprain risk.
We never did that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
But when I because I called my mom one unreasonable. Yeah,
now you're just being sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I'm just this. I had to learn this beef that
was for your lungs clues, not for your wrist. Now, risks,
I don't know. Risk. Pops would just be hey hand
that you'd be all right, get a hell. Here's one
other question.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Okay, what's the greatest ailment you've bounced back from because.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Of Because of talor?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I used to get like like brunch highus like you
know a lot, you know what I mean, and stuff
like that. Uh No, stopped up all those different things
and then you put this on. Just rub it on,
go to bed. You're gonna cough, you know, cough up.
Another thing that we would add to the talent is
a clove of garlic. So you would get that too,
(10:41):
like we were vampires or anything. But you would just
galling against Yeah, so you would. So now our breath
would be sticking and we smell like me. But I
tell you, in the morning, you're gonna you're a new person.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
So you garlic and we eat it like this, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
A cloth, you know, and all of that, like it's
the live of.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Mucus that's in there.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's coming out. So you in the bathroom, all that's
coming out. And then now this like glorious meat lotion
that you just say that, but no, that sounds very bad.
Meat los shirts are coming.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
So brother, if you can beat us to the market,
this is proprietary.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I believe you'll.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Find in the contract belongs to My mama told me, hey,
look and you were good.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
We were okay yo.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
One final question I have for you, let's get it.
How long do you still continue this? Do you have
it at your house?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Now?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Great question I have because I eat differently now, so
like a lot of fat content. Yeah yeah, I mean
we have meat there, but it's not like cuts the
fact that you would get from like pork and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, but it is effective.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It does work work, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Behind me when they come over and they're at the house,
because the grandparents come over, you know, there's some teleor
that's ready to go, you know, and then sometimes it's
in a grocery bag, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You know, just so you can get another glob.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Okay, if you're in the bedroom and you sleep and
get another so you you are can Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, we were like we do greasing like an empty
can and then you throw it out. We ain't reapplying it. Ever,
sometimes you reuse it, but you're not putting it back
on the body in my home at least. But so
you're saying you stand behind it, even at as you
are not necessarily accessing it the way that you would like,
(13:03):
you would still use it. Theoretically.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It's a good Uh what do you remedy? You know, household?
You know, I don't know if it's for everybody, but uh,
it definitely worked in my family, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It definitely worked. I mean you smell like a nice
kitchen dinner.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Was there ever any effects You ever wake up and
you're like, damn, I got tallow pim, What did you say?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Because you know, to be some jamas and stuff like that,
like you.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Stuck.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's probably something your side, So that would happen if
you did have like some type of fever, like it
was a hot night, you know. Yeah, so you're truly
you Yeah, you're actually cooking you're sweating out all of
that and nasty and it justo sas inside of you,
and the grease is is helping that. And your dogs
(14:01):
in the laundry man, Yeah, don't have your cats and
stuff around and animals.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Because they licking their lips. Yeah, you're gonna look like
a big turkey, like in the a big turkey.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
A cat named Smoky that used to jump into in
my room all the time. Just like maybe that's why
Smokey was Smoky.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Smokey was any day now, Old Kel ain't gonna make
it this week. All we should take a break and
then and then we'll be back.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Get talent.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yeah, go go get some talent. Yeah, we'll be back
with Markel Mitchell and more. My mama told me, yeah,
we are back. Why why are you?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Why are you running?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Just a little bit of me being me?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Okay, okay, this is my this is my canvas, A
lot of sound.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Effects an artist.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, I can't draw. We're still here, Miquel Mitchell. We're
still talking about talle grease as a home remedy, a
here off for for the als that that that I
guess hurt you, the things that are that are sucking
you up. My question for you is, uh, is this
(15:32):
something you plan to transfer forward to your children? That's
a good question, you know. Okay, so yeah, definitely different.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
But if there's a situation where it's like, you know,
someone has a code and we don't have the right,
you know, medicine that we use already, just know, like MacGyver,
you can go, hey, get that talent.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
We can get this poppingp know what, we got somethingatize.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
We're the type of family like we we have a
lot of good health initiatives, so we're always looking for
other ways that are that you could do just healthy
like medicine, pills, stuff like that, you know, healthier ways,
you know, getting your body right. So you know that's
what That's a good one. But it is Greece, so
so that's I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Know, you know, everybody, I like that this is where
you broke because you are real confident. Before I want it,
I thought about it. It was like, there's no doubt
in my mind. Is the future of ways on your kids. Now. Listen,
(16:45):
you started doing you started doing a calorie clown. You
were like night Drakes, calories might be going.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
To my babies.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I don't know if I want all the calories going
into my babies.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
They got to burn it off.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, but it's the fascinating it's fascinating. I guess that
its root. What's fascinating about it is not so much
that like oh taala is real or it's fake, it
works or it doesn't. I bet it very much represents
a root of what is medicinal. Right that, like all
over the counter medicines are based off of something that
(17:22):
began as like a holistic sort of like grassroots version
of medicine, and then you turn it into this other
thing via Do you.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Think that though I sometimes it feels like pharmaceuticals were
like I don't feel like they are all based in
home readit. I think in a way that like I
see the metafite or i'd beprofen, or even like a
nightclill or something like that, I think.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's inspired by a real thing that probably once existed,
and then they they spun it off and figured I mean,
I guess it's like developed over time, you figure out
you can make that cheaper with chemicals, and so you
just eliminate the plant. But at some point more.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Yeah, exactly right, Yeah, because I'm hearing you will still
take night will Yeah, just like you know you got
a little Buzz's kind of fun. Yeah, that quote right
before bed after a little white.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Come on, that's what you need, right like wow night
even kills saying said he won't make his kids. But
the brother told me that he got no.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I love to meet the mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
It's like a very strong anti fungal or something like that.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
You get it out, damn what I mean Now your
breath goes ma, But yeah, you're gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Here's something that that I did not realize as it
relates to tallo grease, and I'm curious to hear your
thoughts on Taller grease is now being sold like as
a a fancy thing.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's see if you're listening on this not depth video,
you see my hands are going up in victory.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yep. It's being sold as sort of like an like
a you know, in some cases fifty dollars jug of
fat that you cook with. I suppose you This is
what the pictures imply, but some of them also make
it look like they're keeping them in almost like lotion jars.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, like the.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Little Mason oh no situation. No, like the masony ones
with the buckle on the end like a palmer is green. No, no, no,
squeeze out. This is a bomb standing there. Got the
(19:51):
oh yeah burns flavor smell like that. Who's it being
marketed towards? Uh, just based off of the the look,
the a word vibe of it. It very much feels
like white people and that it goes this feels very
this is like, uh, this this real music versus country music.
(20:12):
Like you know the type of people who kind of
like imagine they still like the new version of Little
House on the Prairie, like that type of energy. Oh,
like it's it's the cracker barrel. It's it's sort of like,
I a down homish vibe.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
That's the kind of rich I want to get to.
It seems like there's a level of rich where you
start to regress and then you're like no, no, no,
I don't need medicine, I just need natural stuff. Yeah,
that's a good rich that's a good level to be at.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
It is a very nice level of rich, and it
seems to be what they're offering these rich people. It's
like past to eating whole foods. Like it's like arawon
this one is wagoo beef taut beef? And let me
tell you the truth. I'm gonna say it on camera.
I don't even know what that means, truly. What is it?
What is beef?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Man?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I've had it, I've had what is it beef?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
No?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
What does that mean? You know you guys are laughing
at me. Tell me what it means, my understand Tell
me how you categorize it as wago.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I'll tell you what I've been told, and then I'll
tell you what I believe. Okay, Okay. What I've been
told is that wagu is a specific cattle from Japan
that they feed a very specific, clean diet and thus
makes the cattle just taste better and the meat like sturdier.
(21:37):
It just improves the quality of the meat. It's grass
fan right based off, But it's not. It's like a
very specific diet relating to grass and timing and ship.
It really is like an investment in the cows. And
that's why it's so.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
I mean, I've seen the profile marbled a certain way.
They look very dotted with it. I understand what it
looks like. What I don't believe is the preparation that
they're giving all these cattle for me then to go
to Costco yep, right next to the chicken bites and
get Wagoo meatball.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah. I don't believe. No, I I believe very much.
I told you, I tell you what they tell me,
and I'll tell you what I believe. I believe that's
the exact same meat we eat in every other circumstance.
And I think that they just tell you that it's
Wago because the brand makes it make sense when you're
having so too. I think so too.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
It's like Kobe beef, same thing, because I've had I've
definitely had Wagoo where I'm like, oh, I can tell
this meat feels richer and whatever else. Yeah, and like
because it's so rich you can't eat a lot of
it or whatever else.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't believe in that.
That's probably good tallo though? Is Wagoo tao? Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Right to the charging for that's this twenty nine ninety nine.
The most expensive I'm saying is grass fed, grass finished,
tallow grass finished. I don't know it's that that's a
new term clean. Uh fully, Like there you really want
(23:14):
me to pay me? Like in hell let's see what
it says is just more flavorful and and better, uh,
a better option for high cook of high heat cooking.
Rub it on yourself, also frying, and they said it
booch your immune health. Come on with my mama, Mitchell's
(23:39):
beef tallow in your diet. Now, Now this is where
it gets nasty for me, because this is specifically being
marketed at white people. It does feel like this sort
of manipulation of what actually is healing in a way
where like for years they were telling us that like
these these down home remedies, they don't work on your body.
(24:01):
That ain't real. You got to grow up, you gotta
trust science whatever. And you introduce dimon tap robotustin all
these other things that may in fact that makes me
question at least are they legitimately good for me? If
you're you've been trying to convince me that these other
things were bad for me, you know what I mean,
Like they made you second guests tallow and you.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Grew up with the ship.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I grew up with it, damn. But I still use otheries.
Nor what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I heard you're saying, though, But I do do other
remedies outside of the medicine cabinets to what to what
you're saying, like, some medicines are just you know, messing up, right.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You got your research, a lot of it.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
We can do through eating the right stuff and cooking
the right stuff, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
I will say I'm back in on medicine. Yeah, you're
back in on medicine, man. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I was out for a long time, I think mostly
because I was just very poor, and lately I am
vacuum medicine.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
It's very easy to not if you don't have health
insurance to dictate you finding the correct medicine. Yeah, it's
very easy for you to throw the baby out with
the bathwater. Some of that shit is amazing though they're
doing crazy shit.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
But this is where it gets interesting for me as
it relates to that, right is there. I also see
hear them talking about like at one point, I guess
beef tallow was banned. Nope, it wasn't allowed to be
I guess used or sold as it's being sold now,
And the reason was because of growing concerns about the
tie saturated fat content and potential health risks, meaning that
(25:38):
at one point they told us that this was poisoned,
that this was bad for us to consume, to put
on our bodies, whatever it is, and at some point
it became profitable in a way that then makes them go, Actually,
never mind, it's not I mean, it's not like when
was it banned?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Was that like the nineties fat free curries when they
started overprocessing everything.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Uh yeah, I think specifically it looks like McDonald's, along
with other fast food chains like Burger King and Wendy,
switch from beef tallow to vegetable oils in the nineties,
So this was them responding to sort of this vision
of In the eighties, Department of Agriculture issued guidelines recommending
reduced fat intake, especially saturated fat, which contributes to decline,
(26:22):
and beef tallow use.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
That's deep. Yeah, that's deep.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'm still in on tallow Yeah, man, I mean when
you look at the ingredients of fast food now, it's
kind of you can't pronounce half the.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Stuff, like what it feels like, it's like what's that
Charlton Heston movie. It's like soilent green. Yeah, you know
what I mean. It's less beef than than it is,
like whatever proto synthetic proteins.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
And I think that's where the FDA is able to
get away with some of the stuff that they do.
Is like they replace beef tallow because it's expensive, and
they can prove that that isn't good for you, right
like consuming that much, to your point is not actually
healthy for you. So they can say this is bad
for you. But then the replacement that keeps it tasting
(27:08):
the same and keeps their money not changing, not getting
more complicated, is a completely made up chemical that covers
all those bases. It's still bad for you, but it's
made up so you can't prove it's bad for you
the same way that we know for a fact beef
tallow is.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
This is deep man me a tallow movie, Jordan Peel.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
It's just like science fiction, like a like a parable
of the Butler Book.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
It's just some dudes in the kitchen cooking up some grease.
It's dark in costco. The cars don't say tallow five
times now, tallow man, don't come.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Man, Jordan Peel, if you're watching, that's that's the new one.
That's the new one.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Come onk Palmer. That's a different type of film. Still,
we're open listen, there are spin offs available. We should
take maybe one more break. Let's take one my break,
(28:32):
and then we'll come back with more cal metch and more.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
My mama told me, Yeah, what is happening?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Oh from the back, I understand that that's confusing. Yeah
for sure, that's yakoub okay, the scientists that made white people,
and then I believe we have a.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Nation of Islam. Lord. They believe that an ancient big
headed scientist and yah cool crossbread fifty thousand black people
on an island until he invented white people. Wow, six
thousand years ago. I probably could have gone deeper than that. Yeah,
you really left it with or without We had a battle.
(29:23):
This is very random.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
But he plays cornhole, So I don't know if you
I didn't know, I knew to you and you I
was you know, I play a little corn hole. But
we did us a full out like battle, like cornhole
championship battle that was on ESPN.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
That is real. It's a real thing, was a real thing.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And it's like it was all his celebs battle in
one another almost one and he was it was it
got crazy.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
He's good. Nice, Yeah, he's nice. Is he like horn Ones?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah? He's nice with it because that's how you got
to do it right. It's like you got to be
able to slide it in every time.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Cornwall is fun is great. That's a good out. Playing
at the beach the other day, I was like, oh, beach,
corn hole, come on man, man, I like that. Yeah,
it was fun.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
I usually just bring like a football to the beach.
Or you know what I like at the beach is
a frisbee. Yeah, oh, whoa, I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
No, it's just surprising. It's I'm so.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
From Colorado, like frisbee, Frisbee country, big Frisby country country,
and that's like you want to talk about our leading lobbyist.
It's big frisbee after handing everybody's pocket the whole front range.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
That doesn't upset me. I just I just was surprised.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
No, yeah, I like a frisbee because when you throw
a frisbee, true, it like the feels as good as
like throwing a tight spiral or like or like shooting
shooting a great like It's just that it's just that
feeling of like when it leaves your hands, You're like.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Damn, I know that feeling, you know, I show my
my youngest daughter how to try to throw a frisbee
and it kept like, you know, going to the ground
like that, and then right when it hit that air
though just a little like how both of us was like,
d it is so it feels like it's never gonna
come down though, Yeah, you just catch it.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
That's how I know. The people who deny science aren't fun,
you know what I mean. Like the frisbee is just science.
It's just like that whole science where you like, you
get to fling a thing in the air and it
flies and you ain't even throw it hard enough for
it to do all that stuff it does. Yeah, and
you should be grateful for that. I am. There's like,
(31:38):
you know what I mean, It's like, no, that's awesome.
I know it's complicated. I know all of science ain't real,
but come on, don't deny the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
I don't deny science. I haven't been thinking lately, and
this sounds. This sounds I have been thinking lately. I
think as far as science as it pertains to humanity,
we know too much.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
And we got to back off a little bit.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Like I was watching a video because I've been trying
to clean up my algorithm. I'd like to be a
better man. It's watching a little video of a little
boy skateboarding with his father. And he's skateboarding with his
father and he's like, I love you, daddy. I love
shredding with you, daddy, and they're both skateboarding. He's like,
I love shredding with you, daddy, and the dad's like,
I love shredding with you, son. And it's this beautiful moment.
(32:24):
And then one of the comments, this woman was like
that little boy is so happy because the dopamine in
the melo in the in the serotonin hit him.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
And he decided to say that, and it's like, what
don't being a psycho? Not this little boy shred with
his dad. Y, I'm the shred with his dad. What
the fuck are we doing? Who gives it? Who cares?
You don't have to explain it.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
You don't have to Oh, you don't have to break
it down because then life And that's my issue with science.
It's not for everybody to have all the time. He's like,
we need people focusing on science. Everybody doesn't have to
have a reason that everything does everything.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
But I would argue that's also maybe the issue of
too much access to each other because that person would
have never been able to say that to you fifty
years ago, and she didn't say it to me, right,
but she presented it to the world in a way
where that dad may eventually see that like this person
is undermining his relationship with his son via like the
(33:22):
chemicals that fire in your brain.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
But I don't even think she meant to do it
is undermining. I think she just was like truly trying
to be nice and good. But it's just like you
gotta be like, all this stuff is so complicated anyways.
It's complicated to fall in love, it's complicated to be
a good father. It's complicated to be all these things.
Now when you put all these other things on top
of it, now it becomes this speech that looks impossible,
(33:47):
and you get a younger generation people who aren't trying
to have families or nothing because it seems so there's
so many reasons for it to go wrong.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Because you know the science of trauma and all these
things you didached from the very essence of what it
means to be a human.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
And you know so much, you get paralysis of analysis.
Then you don't do nothing, because why not be apathetic
towards the world. Why not be if you know what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Ignore the negative comments.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Yeah, man, we're talking to you told me Instagram.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, you guys are talking real mean. Do you know what?
I don't even care if it was as locks. Oh yeah,
we we got into some trouble because we we I
I'll take ownership. We're talking about repeated a claim that
(34:45):
turns out was not fully true that AJ's locks were
wig the entire time. Wow, somebody I was tricked on
the internet. I was led to believe that that was
a true thing, and it turns out it is not.
It was not wearing a wig the entire time. That said,
the way that people are speaking to us about this
(35:05):
issue makes me want to double down more than I've
ever wanted to double down on anything. Now, everywhere I go,
I'm going to repeat this conspiracy theory because I want
the violence to somehow end up back in their lap.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Now here's the thing. I saw this clip. Yeah, because
I worked with AJ. We did a pilot together that
never came out.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
But it was great.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
It was great, great, and he was like, you know,
the leading guy in and everything. It was cool. But yeah,
and I was. They had me second guessing. I'm like,
we wait, I wait a minute, you spend time with
this man. It was like, but that's his hair, Yeah,
that's his hair.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
But when I saw that, I was like, no, way, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
And that's all we wanted. That is crazy we wanted.
I think we just wanted to get to the joke
on the other half of it. And they are.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Here and they laugh, yeah, really laugh time. No they
don't they You know what, that's not right. You know
black people up to say all year of that loud
and wrong.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Is so funny.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I learned.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
On the podcast you just loud and wrong.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
They need to take the That's why nobody needs a podcast.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
It's like, come on, man, we was having fun. I
can't laugh with my briend. I can't silly dog you because.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
We're also not One of those podcasts was like grind
Time ten Ways to make a billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
We're just having fun, then listen. If nothing else when
you deal with us, we're wrong, but we're also keeping
you broke, so so I will ever tell you how
to make any money over it. In fact, we are
helping you in quite the opposite direction.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
And quite frankly, I don't know how I did it,
and I don't have a lot. I'm lucky I got
what I got.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
You think we'd be doing this if we knew how
to make money, I'd be making a coin, yah, coop coin,
which apparently already exists.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Damn, that's right. Yeah, I'm trying to like look around
and find something else.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
No, just go man, leave that alone. Don't go up
there anyway, cal Kel Mitchell's there. We're still talking about
the possibility that tallow grease is the remedy. But more
importantly right now, we'd love to do a voicemail. I
think what's doing great? Again? We told you Kel overbreak.
We do not listen to these voicemails a whole the time,
(37:29):
so we have no idea what this person is going
to say this one. This is what they want to
say to us. Wow, this one is is themed around
black aunties. I can tell you that and and the
rest of it they'll explain to you themselves.
Speaker 9 (37:45):
Okay, so the voicemail, no wonder why people coming out
here telling you all a little freaky anyways.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah, they've taken a call on us little freakys.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Okay, Yeah, neither of us are pumped about it. But
apparently when we left the voice or made the voicemail message,
and I don't recall what it sounds like. I remember
thinking it was funny. Yeah, and apparently we're being erotic.
Oh that's what they said. They keep implying that we're
being erotic in the message. I have no memory of that.
You have no memory of that, But the implication, I'm
(38:24):
going to call to find out what did y'all say?
I thought we just said little moms and find out
that's not even the number hundred.
Speaker 10 (38:37):
Little moms, that's not it can help me out, My god,
don't even work.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Here's a freak show, Yeah, a little bit anyway, little
freaky's is what they call us.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
And it's a real problem.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
No, I'm so thrown by that. My conspiracy is that
these Facebook aunties and Instagram aunties that just have all
of this wrong ass information, it's out to tear the
(39:15):
black community apart. Why did I get into it with
my own mother about seventeen people going missing after going
on too and indeed job interviews, and it's like sixteen
year old mom, Nobody, no sixteen year old is going
(39:36):
on indeed looking for a job.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
That's a good point. That is a point. There's more
to this, but maybe we should should reflect.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
I think you're mad that old people are bad at
the Internet, and for that, I also am upset about that.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
They get tricked, get tricked a lot because I'm older, dude.
But it it's like the older you get, the decades
that go up, it's exponentially by the time you're seventy
years old. They they're so scared of what's going on
in the world because they're like I heard, sixteen year
olds are going on indeed meetups. Yeah, and they're trying
(40:16):
to talk to their friends on LinkedIn.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Now they had a job interview and they all got
kidnapped because but sixteen year olds is the claim, Seventeen
of them all at once. And she's repeating this and
her she's arguing with our mother about it.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Which and that would be annoying to talk. That would
be an irritating conversation with one hundred, Like I've had
conversation with my mom and my mommy that's not you know,
not real.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
I've never I've never told this before. The last real
job I had, I was teaching, I was doing after
school programming at a place in Red Hook in New York,
where like the whole staff's job was to like work
with people kids of that community that would come in
after school program and hang out there. And then you know,
(41:00):
we were servicing the community, right. And there was this
lady whose name I won't use, but this lady who
was like an older lady at the job and was
like kind of the old auntie asked lady that worked there.
And one day she got a phone call. Yeah, you're close.
You ain't that phone? She gets a phone call, Uh,
(41:24):
that is one hundred a spam call. I can hear
it in the way that she's talking to them that
she is on a spam call in the office, fully
getting tricked. Do you understand, like actively getting tricked. And
it was so exhausting in my mind to imagine the
conversation I would have had to have to get her
(41:46):
off that call that I just let it run. I
was just like, no, you gotta figure this out. Ride Like,
I can't get it you. I mean, it's just gonna
be so hard to get her off the phone. What
was the nature of the scam, Yeah, it was back
(42:07):
when they did the I R. S joint. It's not
as common anymore. But it was like an error where
that I R S one was doing numbers. This is
like twenty probably like fifteen. The IRS phone call where
they're like, hey, you're in big trouble. Yeah, you didn't
pay your taxes type joint that was killing people.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Let me give you sure address and your name. And
she was she was running it down. She was at them,
this could not be.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
You could not be talking about me because I did
this and this and this, and I could send you
the forms right and like like in it. And I
was like, I.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Can't even help you.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Baby, those links. You know, you gotta tell the elders don't.
Don't click on every link with the text messages. They're
doing it all the time.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Hey, I got I see some ship, my ship where
I'm like, is that any It's like, you know, it's
got other people worse, it's all that.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
I agree with her, No, it's terrifying. Let's let's let's
not this thing.
Speaker 9 (43:08):
No news source, no reputable links, nobody's reporting this. But
because she saw a video on Instagram, now she's taketing
me like, oh, be cautious, be careful, and I and
I have to tell her like, this is not real.
This is fake. These people are playing with y'all. You
(43:31):
have to do your research. You cannot see something on
Instagram and just be like, oh, yeah, this is the case.
It's it's Taran. Families apart because now my mama mad
at me because I told her she's wrong.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
I think your mama is mad because you don't have
a job. I think she just wants you to go
on some bitter.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
She's like, look, I'll make something up. Whatever was going
to get you out of the house, please, Lord, she's still.
Speaker 11 (44:06):
Yeah, you know they kidnapping boys, you know they getting boys.
Go on, get out of here, please.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
But I mean, I'm with her. I am with She's
not wrong. It's unfortunate that that the Aunties are getting
tricked and and subsequently they're trigging us. I think they
did a whole movie on it, Beekeeper, remember that I
didn't watch it.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
You know you didn't watch that with Jason State. Jason
State state them, Yeah, almost mess his name.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
They don't party. Would hear what you do?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, we're at the same club, and it was just
like it was like it's over there, and then my
table with his tape and then it was everybody was
hanging out.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
It's cool to hang you know, it's cool.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I adapted them up. I never imagine that man dancing. Yeah, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
I don't imagine British people dancing ever. Actually, to be honest,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
In my head. I never think about him. I know
it's a certain type of British people.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I don't think dance.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yeah, I really don't think about it, like the like
those ones.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
I don't think I think the black ones dancing because
they have Caribbean influence. I don't think of like councing
housing council mm hmm, because you don't see them dance, right.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
I think there's a type of British that I think
does that. But that's not but not like but that,
but I was the ones you're talking about, And.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Even that one is just like didn't didn't Reddy in there?
The same thing over and over again. But I don't
think of I just don't think about British people dancing. No,
I don't think it's like a rich history.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
They come to emails, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I was six. British fans really eat us alive, do
you guys? Felicia was an aunty in that movie. She
was the aunty that got Oh no, then the beekeeper
had to settle the score.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yeah, it's a while.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
I could have wrote it.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
That was a good movie.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
You could have wrote it, Yeah, Davis. Dave's aspiring to
be able to write a hugely successful white film. But
they don't know that I wrote it. Okay, so you
gonna go like under different name and under stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
It really hasn't flushed out because we just talked about
it twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
But oh yeah, okay, I think he's he's still figuring
out the logistics. But his hope is that by sheer
force of will, he can create his own version of
Yellowstone where it is never clear to them that a
black man wrote that piece.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
Which to me as an artist is maybe the greatest
satirical work I could ever be involved in. Slash your Richard.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Come on, now do you do after you went all
your awards and it's profitable and it's amazing movie that
you will come out Hey, yeah, because just like that,
but y'all didn't know.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Guess what, Because here's the thing about me, it's a
low bar to make me go away forever.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
It's really like whatever, man man, dude, this is a
treacherous anyway. Man, you know, give me fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Yeah, give me some money. I don't have to pay
taxes on I get out of here, man, get out
of your head.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
You ain't gonna worry about it no more.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
That's not a good movie. Just following you do that. Yeah,
that's that's the movie. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Yeah, like twenty years from now they make the Yeah, all.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
It could be like Boyhood where they they we track
you from now all the way until the time that
you finally complete the piece. Yeah. Yeah, and life has changed,
you have changed, but ultimately the piece is complete and
you're ready to present it to the world. I like that.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, wow to we finished this voice,
Oh it's still going. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (48:11):
We got to do better in our communities, help our aunties.
Tell them what they see on Facebook. They have to
double triple check. Or if we just gonna be out
here lost.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
That's it. We will be.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
She handed on a lost Come on, y'all.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
How thought you said raw? Which would have been a
beautiful row circles.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
I appreciate her because she really meant that. I like
you when it's yeah, that came from a.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
Really good cares about her family. She wants her mom
to do better. She wants her aunties, both literal and
sort of logically the spiritual aunties do better. That being said,
it's not going to work at all. They like Facebook.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Yeah, I think it's like I really want my man
links and Kerman. Maybe we cap that voting age, yep,
contribute to.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Keep arguing it. No, nobody's ready to take it seriously.
Cal I imagine you're going to push back against this
and that that's that's your right if you feel so.
But I really think we got to cut off the
voting age. I think we're letting people vote way past
their prime, way past even their ability to make reasonable choices.
And I'm willing to debate what it should be. But
(49:30):
for me, fifty five, yeah, I think that's a little low.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
That's what I do think. He's lay that's low. I
think sixty five or what's retirement sixty two. I think
this retirement age keeps changing. Sure, they now a lot
of people aren't being promised retirement until seventy. That's a
very different goalpost.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
And I think some of the reason that that is
happening is because we're allowing older people to make choices
for younger people. It's also younger people not voting. Maybe
they're not voting because they're feeling like that vote doesn't
count against this massive machine that's built itself to benefit
mostly the olds.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
I think so, but I think there is a level
of like, young people gotta come out.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
I can't. I can't change that. Did he try voter die?
He said it didn't work, didn't vote, He screamed it.
He ran a marathon. You know those T shirts baseball
shirts had a mohawk at one point.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
Do you ever think about getting in? Yeah, it's not
for meawk heard the foehawk and it'll be like the
head for it. Okay, my head exposes my weaknesses.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
No, you could do.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
You could do a fro. I don't think you will.
Look at the sideways. Mister T's right next to you
with a mohawk.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Look at that. Y'all got the same head.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
I think much get what thank you? If I had
a pro hawk?
Speaker 5 (51:02):
I look like I make beats for aspiring teen rappers.
The vibe, you know what I'm saying. I look like
like I don't think. It's like, I don't think. I
don't think it vibes with what I got. Will cut
the beard?
Speaker 3 (51:17):
You can do it, No, I will say, and to you,
to your credit, I do think you could pull it
off much in the way that mister T can. I
will also say that I will stop doing this podcast
that day. I'm happy for you. I'm done doing business
(51:39):
with you. We both get out clean, as it were.
But but no, we can't continue forward if that's the No,
we're not a very adventurous hair style podcast. No, I
do most of the adventuring, and I always bail on it.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
I feel like your adventuring is really just making it long. Yeah,
I honestly think between the two of us, your nose
ring is the most adventurous thing.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
We have going on physically. Nor Yeah, that's really a
tiny one. Yeah almost.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
I didn't even know when he said it. I was
looking at you know, I'm like, I don't notice it specling,
that's all.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
I have to try it now, you know, now they
have the you know what I'm saying. You need a
little fake mohawk.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
You just try it out.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
You can get the walk in here. The man piece.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
The man piece did. Yeah, I got a system. At
this point.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
You gotta barber. You trust.
Speaker 5 (52:31):
I've been kind of having this haircut beard combination for
damn near twenty years. Yeah, Olivia, it looks like that's
aid wrap.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
I got people behind the walls here, but oh, we
gotta go. Oh I didn't see the w Yeah, go ahead, hell,
this has been amazing. It's fine. You tell the people
where they can find you. What cool stuff you got
going on?
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Man, A lot of cool things at I am kel
Mitchell on Instagram, Keil Mitchell dot com.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
You know you can follow me. Yeah, man, I got
some really fun stuff coming out this year that I'm
super excited about. I got some thrillers that I'm in
the lead rolling, and I'm just excited. Man, some a
lot of good stuff. You can get my books. I'm
also an author as well. Let's go on some prank
Day everywhere books are sold.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
You can get those prank Days the children's book, and
then bless Mode is the devotional book.
Speaker 3 (53:28):
I do music.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
You know all these different things, man, you know, actor, producer, writer, youth,
pastor all those everything.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Man, tala extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (53:38):
Go ahead, go ahead, go follow, go get all this stuff.
And not that meat Loation T shirt because you get
that over here. My mama told me, Mama.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Love you too, man, because the south Side when you
Older podcast. But yeah, that podcast, that's they love that.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
The uh yeah, the short lived follow up show we
had for Southside. Yeah, you were so generous to come.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
They hang out with us.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah, Jerry, the old Jerry Tobacco that we had about
my dad battling with our neighbor.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
That's all right.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
I went off on Jerry. Jerry's Now it's become a
thing in the neighborhood. It's just that's very funny.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
I love that. That's exciting. I missed the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
I forgot about.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
I forgot about my boy Jerry this.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah, at the end.
Speaker 3 (54:30):
So we're tacking on Bory.
Speaker 5 (54:31):
What you got I do one thing stand up comedy,
Little Field, Brooklyn.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
New York, June fifteenth. Be there.
Speaker 5 (54:39):
Oh, also by my special birth of a Nation Patreon
dot com, back slash David Bory. There's a ton of
free videos and stuff like that, and uh, you know,
like subscribe. Call the number the correct number to talk
to us. Yeah, call that number for four.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
There you go, little mom little moms, you can call
us there. You can email us at My mama told
me at gmail dot com and you can follow me
at Langston Kerrman. You can watch my special it's on Netflix.
It's called Bad Poetry. And more importantly, you can like,
you can subscribe, you can rate review, you can follow
(55:14):
the Instagram, the TikTok, the YouTube. You can buy the
merch and you can buy bitch.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
We're not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut
America's me.
Speaker 3 (55:27):
That's that on that, That's that on That. My Mama
Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money
Players Network and iHeart Podcasts greet It and hosted by
Langston Krek, co hosted by David Bori.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilo, co
produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Koff,
music by Nick Chambers.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
Artwork by Doegon Krieger. You can now watch episodes of
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