The Youngest Child is Always Spoiled (with Tacarra Williams)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Sometimes people would say, like, uh, I swear on my
mama's grave or whatever, and you're like, come on, man,
don't do that.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I don't do that because A I don't. I don't
do that because I wouldn't do that. And I don't
do that because when you do that, it's like we're
talking about forty dollars you owe me. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying, Like it never feels like it never
feels like the steaks are high enough for you to
be you know what I'm saying. It should be like, no,
I didn't shoot that person, not like no, I didn't
and now I have to kill your mom. I don't

(00:30):
know that.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't know if it's I don't.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Know if you swore, but you don't have to kill them.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
But on the grave, not on you. And we didn't
swear to put her in the grain.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
These are blood rules now, when blood in blood out?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
What about when people say I swear on my damn
mom's soul, because I've heard that too, Oh.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Her soul.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
You never heard somebody say that.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I have. I blocked out the fact that I even heard.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
You just brought it back. There's something I.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Can't even say that I've never said it, so I
be in there in that pool. Oh my damn, mama, soul,
God damn, you did it.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You definitely did.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You're guilty, and Joe I gotta jump her soul in
the afterlife because of what you do.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Wow, you're fighting after you die. You obligated me. No,
you gotta put that burden you if we have to fight.
It's ghost you.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
A mom just sitting somewhere and you and our spirit
is sitting somewhere, and you're walking up like, hey, Michael
told me back down there.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
It's so you know, Michael's a liar. That's your boy,
Miss Jackson. I'm sorry to do this, but I gotta,
god go get him.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm second.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You seem like a nice lady and I like your stockings,
but I gotta punch you in the head.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I have to.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's only one, Yeah, just just to make a point
in your.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Racist he owes the money turkey stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I can't tell me. Oh hot, damn, this is my jam.
Keep me partying until that A am there. It is there.
It is.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Ladies and gentlemen, little mamas and gentiles alike, Welcome to
another phenomenal episode.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
And my mama told me the podcast will we dive
deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
And you know what, we work to prove not a
goddamn thing, nothing, not helping nobody with this. Never never, once,
never will shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
And that's a promise. That's a promise. Yeah. I swear
to God. I tell you I like that you didn't
like him TV? Okay, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, you know what I've been been quite concerned about
lately that he's I'd like to kick off this conversation
and we'll introduce you to Gord.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Don't worry, don't worry at all.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
We will get you intro and I swear to God.
But but I'm really uh, I don't believe that priority
pickup is a thing.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Boom oh brother. I think I think it's an extra
fee too. It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I think it's completely made up.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I I man, I'm with that.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
They are not holding off some driver that's special for
their favorite boys and girls.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
They are sending you what they got when they got it,
and they're up charging you for wanting to be an
emperor or a prince amongst men and women.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
That is true, because I feel no richer any place
in my life than in an uber, especially when they're
like you could get a black for a dollar fifty more.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I wish it was a dollar fifty more.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I think I think is real.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
You believe it?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Have you ever been kicked out of like of mine? Though?
Answer both of those questions. You said that I's a possibility.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
You know, I've done some things.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
WHOA Okay?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Do you think priority is where I think they push
you up the Q.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I think when people ask for ubers, there's a queue,
and I think you get bumped to.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
The top of it.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah, because I've been you know, traveling and I'm waiting
for uber and it's like fifteen minutes and then I'll
do priority and the uber will be there three So
I think it's.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You believe, So I believe. But had you not been priority,
who would that three minutes have gone to? You know
what I'm saying, I think they booted somebody out. That's
what they They want us to feel like we're better
than people.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
I'm kind of as I'm talking, I want to feel
like that, like won I chose that list, That's how
it happened.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I'm like, do you want to he.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
See.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I think that's all a min game.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Even when you look at the app right and it
says three minutes, how many times does it actually come
in the three minutes it said it was going to
come for me? In my experience, it says three minutes.
But I'm seeing you six.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You know it ain't.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
It ain't really what it's saying it is.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I want to I want to agree with that, but
I'm always late anyway, So you know it might be
there in three.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I'm coming down in seven. You know what I'm saying.
They give you the extra ten minute.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, not even I'm not even paying attention to the
fact that you've been there for nine minutes.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
You might have just got there.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know. I just got here.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
So uh, drivers full up to your house, they get comfortable.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, relax, I'm on my way.

Speaker 9 (05:28):
I'm just getting off the shower, make a Spanish phone,
catch up on that Netflix show.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, and hey, keep playing it while you drive me.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I won't say anything. I'm a coward. I want to
know what happened to Charlie Sheen too.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
So you are a faithful believer in priority pick, I
do believe in priority pickup.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well, I'm with you. I don't trust you for nothing.
I just I just don't think.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I don't believe in any of the luxuries that these
companies are pretending to offer us.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I think it's all mate.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I even think like comfort plus ain't really a plus.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
I think it is.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I think, do you think you get better car?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
The only time to say about Uber just comfort plus
in general.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh, on a plane, it's real.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
On a plane, it's I think it's real in that
there is technically more leg room. But I don't think
that it's with any plans to make us truly comfortable.
I think that's the illusion, is that you just go,
why I'm the best prisoner in this side of the prison.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
You got to get out of that prison mind?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
So, well, why are we in prison?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
What sh call that?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Why can't we be in a movie theater the best
seat in the house.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm in prison. It's very Miserable's call it a modern
technological marvel, all right?

Speaker 5 (06:45):
But in but in Ubers, I would say, I don't believe.
I believe that there's an uber comfort, but I don't
believe that they I ordered an Uber comfort once and
it was a g L A and Mercedes g.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
L A that's a small car that comfortable.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
I had one and I took it to the dealership
and I was like, I don't want this, and a
God was like why I sat in the back? Absolutely
not Okay, there's prison. It's prison back there.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Well that's how I feel.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
But they charged me comfort. They said this is comfort.
I said, this is not comfort.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Okay, I'm sitting on an airport now, I'm saying that
comfort plus is the Mercedes g LA that you're described.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, that's that's trash. A Comfort plus to me is
an expedition. It's a Cadillac, it's a Denali. It's something
that gives you. It offers you an extensive amount of space,
not just here here.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, I'm not gonna put my.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Feet on your seat in the uber. You don't even
want me to do that.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I want to do some weird with my shoes. Give
me some room.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
I really like, figure this out, do you know, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
The opportunity presents itself. Maybe I could I have really Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
That's like I'm doing a show in uh Toledo, Ohio,
enough to fly to Detroit and from Toledo to Detroit
it's like an hour.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah. Yeah, they send me a car. I take my
shoes off.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I mean people are far more okay with women doing nothing. Man.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Oh yeah, that's fair. Yeah, like roses trying to take
my shoes off.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay, Hey, it's a conspiracy theory podcast. You feel free
to spend it. You know what I mean, spinning?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Take this ride with me.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I'm spinning. Hey, I'm thirty eight. I know you lie.
Of my younger listeners might believe you, and that's cool.
What am I lying about it again?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Your sweet rosy feet we spray.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
I mean, I can't speak for anybody else, but I
put like these little pouches in my shoes in my
closet and it just makes the whole closet smell good.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
But I put them in there and then when you
take them out, you just slap my foot in it.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay. I think she was like, I'm aout the bowling out.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I mean, you know, I bet they smell like foot roses.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
And I don't think.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I don't think it's the same as as.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
A regular row.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Other day I can do a foot row, I like
a foot rolla as long as we're in agreement on that.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Dandy long foot.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
You know what I'm saying, A little flower. I like that.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
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Speaker 5 (09:05):
Now I've been here for four hours.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't know, get comfortable.

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(09:34):
Pray for you.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
To my own fee music.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
You don't know what you do, No, it could be
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Speaker 3 (09:46):
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Because I'm had.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
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Speaker 3 (09:54):
Well, I mean, you see the mustache, you know, I
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Speaker 5 (09:58):
And then I was like a Tuesday, Hey, hey, it's
gonna look gorgeous on those cameras.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Takari, you you came to us with a conspiracy theory?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
How off the press?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yes you said, this is on my heart.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I want to.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I want to testify this this afternoon, I came to
give a testimony. You said, my mama told me the
youngest child is always spoiled.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, tell us everything, you.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Know, My mama didn't tell me that.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
My two older kids told me that that the youngest
child is spoiled. And I think it's true. And I
think it's true because I think that parents, we grow
and as we grow and most and I also think
it depends on the age difference too. My youngest is
ten years younger than my second oldest, so there's a
huge gap there. So it's not even that she spoiled.

(10:58):
She's an only child at this point because my two
oldest don't live there anymore. So now it's just attention
to her and.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
She's having an experience none of them has.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
He's having a time, And I know, at least from
my parents, it's like you're probably doing better, m with
that much younger kid, Like there's not as many bill problems,
that kid's not starting as many fires or whatever weird
stuff he does when right, I just.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Also, but I also think that you're just in a
different space in your life. Like you know, I'm only
forty one, right, and when I had my son, I
was sixteen. I was a kid, and I know what
people always ask me, Oh my god, how do you
have a kid? I say, let me tell you what happened.
So everybody around me was having sex, right, everybody around
me was having sex and I wasn't, and I want
to try it. So I tried it and I won.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
WHOA, So now I have kid back to school? Like
look wan, I'm oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
So I always try to explain to my kids that's
not necessarily for everybody. But there are a lot of
women out there and men out there who have children young,
and then as we get older, we'd just be you know,
my son will be like when I was your age,
When I was you know, her age, I could have
never did that, And I was like you, I would
have knocked the shit out of you.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I was.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
I didn't have the patience that I have now. I
didn't have the understanding that I have now. I'm not
as financially stable I wasn't then. You know where I
am now.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
It's just I've grown.

Speaker 8 (12:31):
Man.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
You always have to explain that because they're just you know,
even my son has a kid. I'm a grandma, right,
my grand grandma. Yeah, my grandson will be lots of
car Can I jump on a couch?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I'm like, yeah, my son is like, you're just gonna
let them jump on the couch.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
That's your kid.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
You go to the emergency room if you hurt himself. I'm not,
that's your kid.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
Well why didn't you let me do that? Because I'm
just different now, I'm more alhack some more. I'm not
yelling at.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
If John then had two apples and he ate one,
I'm not. I'm just not there. You know, I'm not outside.
I'm not the streets. My knee hurt. I just be chilling.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
But my two older kids make sure that I know
that my youngest daughter is.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
You know.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
They're like, you love her better. I'm like, I don't
love her better. I just love her different.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
But different and better. I think so much.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I have two kids, but they're they're three and one.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh god, damn little people.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Girl, Yeah, a girl and then a boy.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
The girl is the oldest.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh she running ship.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah she's she's quite a loquacious young lady running.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah. She talks a lot.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, and she only four and we listen, she'll be four,
yeah very soon.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, no I I Hey, lady, good luck.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
We're all praying for each other. You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
When you come back to this conversation in two years,
if you like the car told us this is that.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, they the girls is why.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
But I think to your point, the the feeling of fear,
the active fear that I had with my daughter, I
don't have to have as actively with the second kid.
And then that just makes me already a looser person.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay, you're you're a lot more relaxed.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, my shoulders just ain't as hunched up because you're
because there's.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
The level of experience that you have there. Now It's
like your lady will be like, oh, she's you know.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
He's crying.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
He's fine, Yeah, he fell, he's She'd probably be like,
get up.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I know you that first one I get on some eyes.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
We're checking hospitals nearby. We're worried about things that we
now know are not and therefore, and I.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Guess my issue with the youngest being loved more is
why didn't you keep that same energy. I'm talking to you,
but I'm really talking to my own mother. Okay, you
were like, oh, I'm so worried about and then after
a while I was like, I don't know. Now.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
See here's where I'll challenge you. You is, I don't
actually think that spoiling them is a reflection of loving
them more. Okay, I think that spoiling them is just
more a reflection of what I wish I could have
given all of y'all. But the loving you more is
that's complicated. But don't love you the most? Hey, that's

(15:20):
your problem.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
But what's spoiling a child? Like?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Like?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
That's because sometimes when I'm trying to think about this objectively,
I think the things that I'm like, damn, my little
brother got spoiled. I'm like, I think it's just basic
needs that were able to be met. Yeah, it's just
like that's what it is. Was like a teenager.

Speaker 10 (15:42):
I think it's just like ye like that sometimes was
so good.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
He's got six shirts, We're just gonna have two boxes
of cereal, won't talk to fridge.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, we got three meats in the fridge and we
need to eat them.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
How dare you buy him the real cereal in the boxes?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
And I got the bag cerial?

Speaker 8 (16:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Yeah, that's literally how it is with a lot of
kids and them feeling like just a lot of people
who feel like the youngest got the best, and it's
literally just the basic needs being met because oftentimes the
parents agned in that struggle anxious mode. Anymore financially stable,
and it'll like there's like my kids were too older.
So my daughter, she's eleven, she's in sixth grade, and

(16:32):
the school year started, she needed a laptop, so I
bought her a Lenova, which I was fighting for my life.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Because I never had a Lenova and I'm an.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Apple household, I'm familiar.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
And I found out that you can't log into it
unless you have Wi Fi. Won't even cut on the
one that I got her, like I.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Wanted to let you open up.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
So I took it back to the store and I
just went and was like they were talking to me
about all these other ones because the Lenovo was like
three hundred bucks and then talk to me about all
these lasts. I'm just literally got and she's in squall.
She really did, that's why. No, No, she's definitely my daughter.
She has this boy it's the MacBook. Yeah, yeah, the
MacBooks is you know, I know, but that's what I
know that their Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, I was like, pro is crazy. Yeah, I was
gonna get her the Pro.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
I was gonna get her the Pro because to me,
she's gonna be in school for at least another five
or six years, and the Pro would get her through
all of school, probably in college.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
So I was gonna get her the Pro. But everybody
in the store was like, she's eleven.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
See that's the thing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
I was like, what's a few hundred dollars more.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even need the pro
pro performing well under its capability.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, you get a kid a pro, you change their brain.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
She didn't even know it's a pro.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah yet.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
The only person knows it's a pro.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Is not yet.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
But some days she's gonnahip that laptop out of that backpack,
and somebody would be like, God, damn, you gotta you
got a MacBook Pro exactly, and all of a sudden,
she's the coolest kid in school.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
But I've had the backwards happen. Uh huh, Writer's room. Yeah,
what's that? All right? We're all getting paid the same, right.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Hey, Hey hey, it's got the app, it's got everything
we need.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
But the oldest ones they were just like, you bought
her a MacBook.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
I'm like, yeah, a new one. I'm like, yeah, Mom,
she's eleven. I'm like, but she's in school. But when
I was in school, they gave us laptops. I'm like,
they don't give her a laptop in the school.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
She needs a.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Laptop that's also is a MacBook laptop.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
It sounds like your kids also need to recognize that
times have changed. Technology a relationship with it has evolved
in a way where where the Lenova is rude to
hand to somebody. Frankly, I don't think it's rude.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
If you're in the Chromebook family that worked for you,
I have no idea what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
And see what you really mean if you're broke. Ye,
it's a family. Yeah, they're on books and crank that's

(19:10):
what that is. Not. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
But it's not even just that.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
It's anything like you took her to Disneyland or she
you know, vacations and you're you know, you're flying there
and she's going here and she gets all that, or
she gets to stay up till eleven. You was pushing
us to bed at nine.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
All the games, the games she is.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Well, I went to but you know, I was gonna lie.
I went to all, but I tried to I was working,
I was working like two jobs. I was trying to
just stand up. And now I have the flexibility to
do so. But also I want to say this, the
older children, when you have a younger siblings, I'm talking
to you, also understand that your conversations with your parents

(19:55):
and you telling them the things that you felt like
they could have done better in life or better if
you you're teaching them how to love your younger siblings.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Oh, you're making you're making us stronger. M you're just
making me gigging strong to do this better. Yeah, it's
your fault because I was.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Going to go to work last weekend and y'all told
me I wasn't around enough to now take the weekend
off so I can hang out with her. Look at
us roller skating.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
That hurt my feelings. I hurt my feelings.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Just now look at us rollers skating? Rude my mom?
Rollerskat kill her.

Speaker 10 (20:34):
She's not supposed to be that. You're not supposed to
be that slipping and sliding everywhere?

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Are you going backwards sixty?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
You took up a new hoppy physically. No, no, no.
If I hear you yell out, this is my jam out.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Both hands out, it's my dad.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
If I got to see you on an Instagram reel
with Say Lewis style that I got a lot of
skating content, I got a lot of skate rollers get yeah. This.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
But I think it's important that they know that because
you know, your kids are still young and they'll get
to that age where they're like when.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
You when I was little, you didn't do this.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
And then you're like, oh, let me make sure that
I do that.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, I don't want to be that person. Yeah, yeah,
do it for people.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
But I didn't know I didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, yeah, you know, and you did what you could. Right.
Here's my question, who gives me? Because this is like
I don't feel like this is a problem, despite how
you may feel personally, but it's like as long as
you're maxing out your abilities, right, Like I look at
my siblings and we're way far apart, right and I'm
like the younger she was still doing everything she could

(21:38):
at the time. It was just not enough. It's an
effort thing. Okay, my mam was shying as hard as
she could. So this is like, that's that's what you
could get. She was.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
She was giving her all, but it was it was
the last years of Kobe and no, I was not
wearing Kobe's I just mean the team wasn't built to
be successful. I mean the player has quit playing.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
No, the player always was working.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
She was always working hard. And that is the measure
of a mom. I would say, and a dead and
are you are you working for this?

Speaker 5 (22:10):
But you know what, I think the reality for that
for me is, you know, just there's times in life
where you give your all and it's just not enough
and you have to be okay with that. If you
come to me right now, say to car, I need
a hundred bucks, and I say, oh.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
My god, I will be asking you for money.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I'm a goosted to change.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
And you say.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
You think the car I need a hundred bucks and
I say, well, give me two seconds. I'm going to
see what I can scrape up. Here's fifty. I'll be
right back and I come back with thirty more dollars
and I give you thirty more dollars and You're like, okay,
this is eighty dollars and I'm like, listen, I don't scraped.
Ou don't talked to everybody. This is all I could get.
All I have is eighty dollars.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
It's not all. It's my best. It's not enough.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yeah, that's what it can cover. But they're still twenty
dollars missing. It's still not enough.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Now, who is that onus? On for you? Though?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Not enough? That not enough? Is that something that I
should be? I should be empathetic to you, you for
not giving me one hundred percent? Or should I should
I be frustrated with you? Should I be combative about
what you're doing because you did not give me the
whole that I need.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
I think it depends on who you who you are,
just your character. I think you should be understanding. There's
a level of understanding that people have to get to.
And this is not just this is not specifically toward
my kids. I love my kids, they're crazy, but this
is just in general. I've noticed that. You know, sometimes
I put up on social media and I get this
this kickback in my dms, and it's just a level
of understanding. But this life happens, and oftentimes you're not

(23:34):
going to understand it to your experience life. Yeah, It's
like when people are like, if I was a dad,
I would never do that.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yes, yes, the fuck you would. Yes, you would, you absolutely.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Would do that.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
And then I have my friends have kids. You know,
some of my friends have kids and they're they're their forties,
they're just not having children.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
And they call me and they had like, I'm gonna
have nine kids, And then they have one, and I'm like,
how is it I'm not having more? Fucking ya, I'm
fighting for my fucking life in this house.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I really thought I was gonna be a fun, fun
dad all the time. I thought I was just gonna
be cracking jokes every moment of the day.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
And kids, that's not how kids?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Why would you get down? Why would you do that?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Why would you hit him? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
You just had are you talking to?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
You end up asking questions to a person, hoping to
reason with them in a way that can't allow you to.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Then like.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
The time, you know, at this age they don't even
speak English?

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, yeah, not good.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
You think that you're.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Getting do with him by talking slower and like and
a little do you are you?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Can you talk to me? What?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
What it's not?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
You can't kids yet?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Don't Some of my.

Speaker 10 (24:46):
Biggestlish though, yeah, okay, remember those are those people are
at least reasonable in a different language.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
These little people I have not even reasoned in any language.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Why are you eating top of butter?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Like?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Why are you in the fridge just eating butter?

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Just leaning on the leaning on the shelf, just chilling
eating random Like kids, are you spend your life trying
to keep them alive?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Like that's literally what you're doing. I just want to
keep you alive.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Forty five percent of my me and my son's relationship
is knocking rocks out of his hands and telling him
to stop eating it. That's all it is.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
That's how I engage with this man.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
You let him eat it, I kid three, he'll be fine.
Just give him a lax of it. It'll come right out,
and so they'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
The thing about rocks is they built to move through.
You say, yeah, yeah, let's just.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Take them around the ones that are round.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Let's buy the play and that way they'll come out
a little easier, frolay, a little sad.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Fine, now he can't come to the birthday party. My
son needs the soft rock.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Unfortunately he's alert.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Yeah, but that's been like the conspiracy theory that I
have I've always heard that the youngest one is the
spoiled one.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
And then now I'm in it. Yeah, and I'm seeing it.
I'm like, oh they are, yeah, yeah, it's I mean,
I don't think there's there. How could it not be that?
How could that not be the case?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
You gonna get ice cream? I'm like, right now, eight
eight pm? Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I want it. Wait sure, did you take your bath already?
I did.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
I'm in my pajamas. They got to drive through and bourbon.
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
We going to get ice cream.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I would never do that, but my kids are so young.
Maybe that's the problem. It's a good time, oh man.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
And and I'm sitting I'm really thinking about what you said,
because I feel like I've done that with my two
oldest ones, just at a different capacity. Like y'all didn't want,
you know, basket Robbins, but y'all definitely wanted. Can we
go to get McDonald's cookies?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (26:48):
It's eight o'clock on everybody happening to Carlos. Yeah, you know,
let's go to the drift door, gets some Let's go
to yogurt Land. That was our jams.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Get yogat Land.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
So I feel like I did that to an extent.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I also definitely got some benefits that my brother my
brothers would not have been extended. You know what I'm saying.
You know what they say that the times I got
to party with the adults, she would never let them
be out in the park. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I spent a lot of time watching movies at a
place I wasn't supposed to be at.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Your parents wanted to see it, and you was just
with them. I want to see Dracula.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I know.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
You get up and get it together and let's go.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
My kids saying my old two oldest kids now is
I asked my youngest one what she wants to eat
for dinner.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
That never happened. That is crazy. That never happened.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
You're really treating her like a person. And that's rude.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
You know what I mean, because you didn't treat them
like people.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Clearly, because they said when you made dinner, we just
had to eat what you. We starved.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
But then I also wasted a lot of food too,
because kids nowadays, especially the generation that my two oldest one,
they're stubborn. Back in the day, we would eat whatever.
You know, my kids, they'll just go to bed. I'm
not hungry. I don't I don't want to eat spaghetti.
Well I'm not making any thing else. Well, I'm going
to bad tonight. You hear the night?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, that's hard scrab That's the problem is she'll she'll
do that. She'll be like, Noah, and I don't want it,
and then well we'll do bath, we'll go to bed,
and then at like three in the morning, she'll like, yeah,
wake up crying and say she's really hungry.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
And then you give her what you made for dinner.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
No, then you you you find yourself wanting to yell
at the baby in the dark.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (28:28):
You're just sitting up watching her eat apple slices. Yeah,
you're gonna go to work in the morning, hurry up
if she want to talk to you and have a
full conversation while she eat these apples, Like.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
She's not tired no more, she's eating apples, Like, yeah,
she's awaking, She's fully awake, the adrenalines moving, all the
sugar she didn't have in her body and stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
You know, you're tired, and she doesn't care.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
It doesn't matter. Yeah, she knows that's not how you dress. Yeah,
like awaking ship.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
She smells your breath.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
You got.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
You know what she's thinking to herself?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I won?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I won, I want.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I still got something different to you. Look at this loser.

Speaker 10 (29:09):
Yeahs college shirt.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
All right, we need to take a break. We're gonna
come back with more to Carl Williams more. My mama
told me, I think about it all the time of
like how how small of a percentage Twitter actually is

(29:40):
of the population. Like I think at its height, only
ten percent of the population was ever on Twitter, and
it was at a point so powerful to your point
in terms of like a negative opinion of you could
derail your entire career.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
That's insane that people have too much.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Power a percent of a percentage.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
And they'll be excited about it, like, oh, she's she
lost the show. Yes, we got her off a network.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yes, And it's like, go wash.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
Your walls, that's where clean your house?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Why are you worried about me?

Speaker 5 (30:15):
And you hate your job and your bank account is
a negative zero and you're sitting somewhere tweeting how much.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
You So it's just yeah, no zero alone. You're alone
always every sense of the word. Because you're a work
talking to me. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
You couldn't possibly have someone more important to text.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
It's just something to do.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
So I just I just think it's so much, you know,
and people, you know, people always tell me, no, you know,
social media is there for us to do this, and
it's like, no, you guys use it as an advantage
to harm other people just because you like, we are
doing this podcast right now. You could say something and
somebody could be like, oh, I don't like what you said,
and then they'll find a bunch of people fait I
don't like what you said. Yeah, and then it's like,

(31:02):
let's let's get them off that, you know, off of
the network.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
All let's get their.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Podcast canceled and they will work diligently the movement.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
You shouldn't have been able to find another person who
didn't like it. Used to be able to find other
unreasonable people, you like. That's what you know what I mean.
If you were a regular person and you said something,
maybe people like it. Used to be hard to find
a bunch of outliers. But now you're at you have
a subreddit or whatever with a bunch of freaks like
you and you could just be like, yeah, you just
like me. You feel this way to people shouldn't have friends.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, you used to have to go to a gathering
spot and then be brave enough to say it out loud.
Like you you were taking a taboo feeling and being like,
I don't like that person and hoping that people would.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Like, yeah, yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Now you can just you put it out there and
if motherfuckers don't fuck with it.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
You delete it.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, there's no accountability. You don't get to like walk
Nobody's gonna like ever force you to walk it back.
Say what they do I'm saying for the tweeter, they're
just like, no, I said what I said. I don't care,
it's just how Oh yeah, yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
They don't care because they also have nothing to lose.
A lot of people don't have nothing to loose. You know,
when people ask me because I used to be so
wild on social media, oh my god, Oh.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
So you're coming from a nast.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
I used to be so transparent on social media. I
used to say what I wanted to say. I used
to say things and I never considered how it would
hurt somebody or how somebody would feel about it, and
then the tables turned and then I was like, oh,
this doesn't feel nice. No, this doesn't feel nice at all.
And I'm really empathetic towards like I feel so much.
I'm always in my feelings about something, and I'm like,

(32:38):
I almost started thinking about, oh my god, I remember
when I said this, I remember when.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
I did this.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Because you don't you just you can go through something
right now and it's somebody. Somehow it gets on social
media and people will make that their content, like my
content is your trauma.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
You haven't even.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Buried the body of your loved one, and my content
is that, and they don't. People don't consider what that
does to the people who are connected to whatever the
trauma is. And I think that that's insane that people
just don't have that that common knowledge of, hey, this
may be harmful or hurtful to someone else. People like, well,
I say what I said, Oh my god, what happened.

(33:14):
So there was this lady, you know what I'm saying.
And then everybody think they're journalists too, huh yeah, yeah,
what the worst type of They don't even speak proper English.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I was just yelling. I was yelling about this to me,
Like that's why a country loses its journalism core and
it starts to erode. Yeah, because you need journalism is
not speculative. There's like a set of rules that they
all need to abide by. When you open it up
and you just let anybody talk about anything, it's like
there's a greed one Like even the news shouldn't have

(33:45):
any angle. It's just a statement of fact.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I think about how many of like those TikTok exposing
the truth behind a thing are and how even if
you pull ten percent of those facts away from them,
the whole old ship crumb. Like it's that's the level
of journalism is Like maybe you did have one or
two facts, yeah, but some of that ship was salacious

(34:08):
and completely fabricated.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
What blows my mind is the verbage. So let me
say what happened.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
So there was this lady, her name was man Maria
santi'all go dumping it, we're right here, and she had
she had gotten hit by a car whatever because she
was like in the street, Like why you in the street,
Like that's a car, that's what cars go. So anyway,
she was crossing the street or whatever, and then they
hit on the car and it unlived her.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yeah, they her she had died.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Whatever, Yeah, she had died right there.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
You can see the blood.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
The blood is still on the street, but she had died.
And everybody's like, oh my god, the car's wrong.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
But like, first of all, Maria Sanchez, you're wrong because
you shouldn't even been in the street.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Maria Sanchez.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Anyway, recipes of Maria Sanchez and the listen that we
head today is like just don't be in the street
or whatever, like if you won't cross look both ways,
but still look like four or five times because cars
you doing what they want to do. Anyway, I love y'all,
y'all know I'm the girl with the facts. Make sure
that you follow a subscribe.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I talked to y'all later, All right, girl, she goes
sec by you. I left y'all.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Meanwhile, it's been four hours and Maria Sanchez family is
seeing this insane video where you have no care for
the life.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
That just looks like it's just.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Be Maria Sanchez. Her daughter deserved to find out differently.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, you're with the fact that her.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Father deserves her mother deserved to find out differently. But
that's what social media has become because everybody wants content
so bad. Everybody wants a piece of content. So I
don't know how we switched to this, but I think
it's important. Everybody wants no content.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
So I think about it a lot with this podcast
and how much our responsibility is to sort of so
silly whatever, but it's content, And in that way, I
do as a person who's constantly struggling with these feelings
of like social media and responsibility and not wanting to

(35:55):
be tethered to like people acknowledging my worth via likes
and subscriptions and shit. To add more content is to
play a game that I consider to be nasty.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yo, it is. It is.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
I'm having a hard time now playing the game because,
you know, my content manager called me. She said, hey,
you're at a million plus followers on TikTok, and now
you've dropped to like nine hundred and ninety ninety eight.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
She's like, you lost a few followers. I'm like, I
don't care.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah, but she's like, we need to care because this
is views, this is numbers, because you get paid off TikTok.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
I'm like, yeah, but I also don't care.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
What I could have done nothing I could have said
on social media that someone dying, you know, in a
horrible way, you know, bothered me. And now people are
mad at me because I could. How dare you be
bothered that Charlie Kirk was murdered. It's not necessarily that
he was murdered, is the fact that I saw somebody
get murdered on social media. Like I'm just scrolling trying
to think it in my head. I got to pick

(36:51):
my daughter up at three forty and God, please, if
you're picking up your kid, pick up the goddamn kids.
I'm getting off the car and the pickup line.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
He's fourteen.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
Let that motherfucker get in and then just drive like
that's what's on my mind. And then I just see
somebody get shot.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, yeah, because that ship is crazy.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I want to see that. I didn't sign up to
Instagram to see that.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Somebody said that to me. And he had sent it
in between it was like a friend from school. He
had sent it in between uh Lineman football highlights, so
he's it was like it was like six foot eight
eighth grade guard in Missouri, paintcake plot murder in California,

(37:31):
pancake And I'm like this is what do you do?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
He already knew what he was wanted to send you,
but then this came up and be irresponsible to bring
it in no acknowledgement.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Yeah yeah, the football, yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
And then you and then you and then at the
same time, it's like that sticks with you.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Let's be clear, that was a vile, motherfucker rhetoric that
was not a person with any warm intentions towards anyone
that did not represent a white race. That is, there's
no like debate about that ship. But boy, oh boy,
did it suck to see that video.

Speaker 7 (38:08):
Just to see it, I remember, I remember, Actually, okay,
you can feel like that and still be against I
guess that's what I I My problem is the loss
of humanity within it, where it's like you can feel
like that and still be like that shit was terrible
that he Yeah, it's bad to see somebody get killed,
and that.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Anybody, And that's my whole thing.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
I think that was my argument for everybody was it's
just it's just you're witnessing death. Even when I watched
George Floyd the video with him, I remember sitting.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
There going did he die? Did I just watch them
murder this man? And it's on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
I can call somebody a bitch ass motherfucker as a
comment for something they disrespect to me, and I can respond,
I don't have no fucks to give you piece of shit.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I'm banned.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Y'all banned me because I said fucking bitch in the
same sentence. But somebody can post murder and they're still
you just take the video down and they're still good
to go.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I think it's saying I think so often about the
people who then watch the video of murder and then go, damn,
I'm about to get a bag off of reposts.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, that's what's Yeah, That's what's crazy is how fast
it circulates savengers, that's yeah. Yeah, it's like low, low
vibration people right like that shit's so nasty to be like, well,
how many views can I get it for?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:26):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Can I pay my electricity bill?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (39:30):
And that's why you know, there's also the conspiracy theory
is if social media good or bad. I think it's
I think it's I think right now it's getting to
the worst.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
I think it's not negative one hundred. I think definitely
it's it's making people Lonelier. It's isolating people because that's
like whatever community you found within this box is not community.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Other than a few hits of endorphins. Like every day
it offers me.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
Do you meet these people outside of this this app?
Do you guys meet up to where? Because I know
it's people who made friends on social media and they've
actually met up in real life and our actual you know,
real friends. But outside of that, social media is just
it's a drug to me. And that's why when everybody's
like used to be so transparent on social media, used
to tell us your life used to be this, what happened?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I don't need it?

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Like it's bad.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah I tried. I try not to share my real life.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Yeah, especially if you start making money off of it.
When you start making money.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Off so we are we are we all talk about them.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
I'm talking about y'all you start making money off.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
She's also talking about us, our content manager. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (40:31):
Yeah, when we don't know what to do it all
this sunny. We gotta get a Swiss bank account. Boys,
this is too much. Lord, have mercy. We're gonna continue
to take it. I think it's still says thousands.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
I think there's still a common I think you have
to hit ten before it says okay. And I know
that because the amount of views we oh my god.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
But when people start making money off of it, it
gets worse. I knew I was watching this girl on TikTok.
She started off very wholesome, very cute, and then she
got a hit and it made millions of views, and
then she couldn't get a hit after that, and then
before you knew it, she was on OnlyFans. I'm like,
how the hell did you get on OnlyFans? From planting
in a garden? Look because she quit her job. She
got a little bit of money. She got a little

(41:24):
bit of money. She couldn't get the job back. She
had a little bit of money. Any views, any views,
any views, views, any views? She did a video showed
a little titty. Somebody gave or send us some money
for a little titty. Now she got both titties. Now
you're only fans and your kids is getting kick out
of school.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
You found out your titti is worth real fast on
social media.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Which I was like, I'm not gonna do that, but
I found out.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
I was like, I can retire to today.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
It's really really daunting what it represents. It even worse.
There's no off ramp for social media.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
No, it's just unless you burn out. I think I
was gonna say the perfect example that to me is
the Island Boys like You. Just if you track how
that went, it was like two idiots who made a
goofy song that was kind of funny to sing. Yeah,
and then they're kissing each other. Now they're making out. Yeah,
now they're making out.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah. Found their brothers.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Aren't they twins? The twins?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I don't know if they're twins, but I know that
I thought they were identical twins.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
It's not better if you kiss your identical twins, No,
it's frankly, it's more of a bummer.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah, yeah, because that means this is like where's your parents?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (42:36):
No, the Island Boys are in a bad way. Yeah,
but I think that's just a ramp up of like you.
That's probably with not having a discernible talent. You get
you go viral off of something that is like, most
likely not something that you curated a lot of times,
it was just something you got caught doing. And then
that was like, now you're trying to build on a
thing that wasn't a skill you had to begin with.

(42:57):
And it's like, of course that's going to lead you
down a bad road because there's it's not They couldn't
practice being the Island.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Boys every day, just get better and better at that.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
It was you know what I mean, right, they had
already reached peak Island boy.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
It was.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
It was only going downhill from there.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
And I hate the saying of everything is content. Everything
is not content.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
That's turned people into robots. I really can't stand it
not content. I really can't stand that.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Whatever you're doing in your life, just cut your camera on.
People want to see it. No, I don't want to
see you clean your nasty ass roll. No, there's a
road crawl across the wall. Go clean you goddamn house.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Now.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
I don't want to see you discipline your kids. Yeah,
my daughter did this so because I'm a punished ent,
because she told she wasn't listening. Y'all watched me cut
her hair off as punishment that.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Child. That's a public flogging. That's like a medieval and
they don't think there was.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
I was watching this video two weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
I think my daughter said this to miss a little girl,
she's like thirteen, and her mother picked out her clothes
and she's like, I don't want to wear that. I
want to pick up my own clothes. So the mother
was like, no, you're gonna wear this. Go iron your
your vest and that's what you're gonna wear. And the
girl was like, I don't want to wear that. You
treat me like I'm a little girl. I want to
pick up my own clothes. She starts crying. So the
mother's recording all of this, and the girl's crying and
she's like, why are you recording me? Why are you
always recording You treat me like a baby. I'm thirteen,

(44:08):
I could pick up my own clothes. And the mother
is just recording and then she puts it on social
media and I'm like, this girl has a life at thirteen.
She has friends at school, she has people who you
send her to school to be ridiculed and chastise based
on what you want to be content. And of course
people are gonna watch it because they think it's entertaining.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, and she's the one caveat I will say to all,
this is the little boy whose grandmother read his rhyme
book that was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, she was like, you're
gonna she's gonna bounce on my dick.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
But I think that's the grandma recognizing that this is
actually like really good content, this is this is healthy
for us. That's a reasonable person being like, I know
I'm not supposed to show you all this, but this
is so fun.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Walking to school. You gonna bounce on something, that's what
she's gonna bounce on what? But not you crying?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (45:05):
You was our home crying Like I don't think people
understand the uh, the way that affects your child in
the long run, and oftentimes parents like we forget and
you'll learn this as you parent.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Kids are they have lives.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
And what's important to them, even though to us it's
not that important, it is very important to them. It
could be something as simple as let me tell.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
You my daughter. She's eleven, right, she's closed to school.
She started this new school.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Little boy wrote a letter, Okay, let's go. And the
letter says, Hi, Chrissette, I like you. Do you like
me so girl?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yes? No? Or maybe?

Speaker 5 (45:39):
And at the bottom it says because I love you.
So she says that she gets home and she shows
me the letter, and me and my guy. She shows
us the letter. We looked at each other. He said,
I gotta go to that school. I said, no, we're
not going to the school. There are eleven.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
So she goes, what do I do?

Speaker 5 (45:57):
And I said, let's just sit on it for to
day because to make sure we respond right.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
So I said, well, do you like him?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
She said, I don't even know him. I just started
at the school.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I said, so you don't like him, Mommy, I don't
even know him. I said, what's his name? She tells
me his name.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
I said, okay, well what does he look like? I
don't know him, I said, baby, what does he look like?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
All right?

Speaker 5 (46:15):
So he's like this high. He looks just like my nephew,
has really curly hair, and he wears glasses. They're like
transition glasses when we go outside on this the sun.
And he always wears green shirt tails a little sister.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I'm like, hey, why don't you said? You didn't notice?

Speaker 5 (46:29):
And my point to this is that we didn't answer
it for two days and she comes home and she's like,
mom and I forgot about it. And I said what
And she goes, we have to answer the note. And
I said, why who cares. She's like, because everybody in
school's asking me if I responded to the note and
I didn't respond, So every day everybody's asking me, so
I just I just want to respond. And in the moment,
I was like, I don't give a fuck about them

(46:50):
kids in school. I didn't say it, but I'm looking
at her and this is important to her, and I'm like, okay,
so what do you want to respond? And she was like,
I mean, I like him, he's a great he's he's
my friend, but I don't like them like that.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
We're just kids. We're only kids.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
But I said, I said, well, why don't we create
our own box and we write in the box I
like you as a friend, and we can be friends,
but we're we're only kids. I think it was she circled.
She made one that said we can just be friends
for now because we're still kids. And she circled that
box and she folded it up and she put a
little purple sticker on it. It's her favorite color, and

(47:26):
that's what she gave back to him. But my point
is that it was so important to her she had
to respond because when she went to school, everybody was
asking her in the playground, and the boy hadn't talked
to her since he wrote the letter two days.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah, so much, lot more. That's a bigger percentage of the.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Lunch signed forty minute lunch.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
And you didn't respond, bro, If you don't respond to
my text message in like an hour and a half,
I started, Yeah, wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
And I'm sorry for that. Yeah, and I'm sorry for you.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Guys are so funny, but it was so to her,
and in that moment, I'm like, Okay, this matters.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
And I think often as parents we forget that as
our kids grow, they have lives, little lives, cute little lives,
but it's their life and it's important to them. And
when you post videos of your children on social media,
especially when I get to a certain age, and you
don't consider that you are setting them up for emotional damage.
I talk about my kids a lot.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
On stage, but I asked the permission, and they're adults,
and I still ask me and my daughter could have
something happen right now, and I'd be like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
She'd be like what.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
I'm like, KC, go ahead, you can use it, COO.
And then there's some stuff and she'd be like no, please,
don't put that on stage, and I'm like, but it'd
be so funny, and she'd be like, mom, I'm just
not ready for that, and I say, Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
That's good though, Yeah that's really nice. I've got jokes
that I pulled back because I didn't get consent from
the people involved. Really.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, I've never asked for consent once.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
I've never asked for it, but I have had a
couple where it was like, well, I was just like, nah, that's.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Like because also, what's the context of what you're using it?
And you have to be really careful about.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
What Sometimes it's not my story. Yeah, like it's like
I'm a participant, but it's that person's story. And then
you're like.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
That does feel when when those situations come up. I
I'm very precious with that. I don't like the idea
of telling someone else's story. I think that that. I
think some of our responsibility as joke writers just figure
out a way to be empathetic enough inside of it
that it never feels like I'm beating your ass. There
we go with the joke. Yeah, you are just you

(49:27):
are a part of a necessary thing that I have
to tell people but I'm not like TRD.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
And the joke to make you feel.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
And even at that, even at that, my mom came
at me before I'm like, Mommy, that happened, it's anything crazy,
but she was like because then at some point it's
like it's our story. Now it's like both are yeah,
we were both here. Yeah, but that you have.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
You know, when I talk about my kids, I always
have to be mindful of how I don't. I try,
I don't.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
I try not to dwell too much on how other
people might feel, but I also don't want to consider
how what I say about them could affect how people
view them, because you could say something about your mom
and to you it's a joke and you're over it
and you you're grown. But to other people they're like, oh,
she is a terrible mom. Exactly exactly, you are terrible.
So I always have to find ways to say stuff
in a way where it's funny. But I also like

(50:18):
to make it as relatable as possible, because if it's relatable,
then people don't feel the necessary of you're a bad mom.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
It's like, oh damn, I did that come to that, dude?

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yeah where I'm at?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I like to do.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's I think that's the right approach. Yeah,
and that's why I'm only talking about dead people on
stage from now on. That's very smart.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
You sure you're only talking about.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Stop giving people it stop You be careful what y'all
say to people when somebody die, y'all just be saying
ship like, oh, they're always with you. I was fucking yesterday.
I don't want to think that my grandfather was with
me yesterday. Okay, I was doing all kinds of nasty things.
I hate to think that him and my grandmother was
just sitting in the corner. Just stop saying that.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
You like to think they could leave, Oh you think
they have some agency. I would like to think that,
like she's my Grandma's here right now, maybe not an
hour and a half ago, whatever I was doing, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
You think they can be like I'll see myself. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
and go about that.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Don't pray because then because then it's like no one
This is all speculative, but like no one in the
afterlife is tethered to someone completely, right. I don't know,
like that seems like because that seems like it would
be more of a burden. It could suck.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
But if you if you don't know that they're there, no, no, no,
I mean for whatever the entity is in that.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
That's like you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Having here, they can't right here laughing right now.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
They're like, she's always in trouble on it, but I
don't know what it means. Is that like when you
send out three birds.

Speaker 10 (51:56):
My Grandpa's like, that's where he's looking at all the assets.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Okay, great, then your grandfather go back to the other one.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
That's the one. Damn, David, you and some weird sh
flickering you like this one. Yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 8 (52:12):
I like.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I want to go back to that. He reaches over
my shoulder and hearts algorithm. You run past the video again.
It's a hard I never a minute. Stop touching people,
stop touching. It are three foot steps pressing.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
All right, we need to take one more break more
to Carl Williams.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
My mama told me, Yeah, people like that.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
I'm so controversial. I'm never on one persons side. I'm
always well the flip side of it could be this
and as controversial, as controversial as it is, sometimes I
get a lot of pushback.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
For it, but it's the truth.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
That's like a situation happens, and I'm like, but what
if it's this, Like what if it's not y'all so
quick to jump on a bandwagon.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
You know what if that's not the case.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
We don't even know.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
It's not even our business.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Only she Keys is leaving Swiss Beach because Swiss s
Beach cheated on.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Or has another girl pregnant. How the fuck do you
know that? You don't know that?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
And even if that's the why is it our business?
That's not our business.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
I'm also a huge advocate for not having immediate opinions.
It happens in my life and I'm like, I don't
know what to think about that. Honestly, that's great. Let
me tell you tomorrow. I don't that happens to me,
you know what I mean? I don't. I don't. I don't.
A lot of my opinions aren't like hard and fast.
Let's let's think on this, yes, with fresh eyes, especially
crazy ship. When crazy shit happens, I'm supposed to just

(53:46):
spit out a completely a completely coherent thought about it
when it just happened. That was the crazy thing about
that Charlie Kirk thing was like you, I.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Said, his family wasn't even there. Some people said he was.
Some people said, see, it's like I don't.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
I don't have a feeling about that.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
No, it's the demand of social media is constant and
it is fast. Yeah, and in that way, there's no
freeing from you, you know what I mean, Like nobody.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Can say you was wrong.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Oh, put on some information, and the information you put.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Out was wrong, don't just take it down because a
lot of times there is no takedown.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Somebody else screen recorded and somebody else downloaded it. Somebody
else has that ship that you said.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
And now they're flipping it to sound smart and different.
That happened to me with Shaboozie. I said some ship.
It was an AI video that they put out where
Shaboozie was saying Dolly Parton was his grandmother godmother. And
then I told somebody else in a conversation the whole
shit wasn't true and he's not related.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
No.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
I don't know the scope of her reach, but I
doubt that. I don't know if it got to lago.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Dolly seems like she was doing good work in these
here United States. She don't seem like she branched out internationally.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
And because of that, I want to take this time
personally apologize to Shaboozie. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
That's that's cool.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I don't even know, answer my DM. You don't know,
you don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
I don't listen to none of that.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
I don't think it is even maybe what you think
it is. It's like a country song, right, he's.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
A country singer, but it's a black dude. Yeah, big old,
handsome black dude.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Wait a minute, yeah, you call it boozy.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
You might be into that. Don't answer. David started messages
like that comic leaving for you wife.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Oh okay, I've seen him.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Yeah all right, Well I tried.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
I tried to make I don't think of his time.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
I'm a whole grandmother and ship I don't know, but
he's young grandmother. Though that's a lot different my life.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Because at the time my son, I'm not that kind
of grandma. But you can't watch him on the weekend.
I'm not even home on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
That's a good watching a fucking kid.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Yeah, he like he was stealing.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
No, he's the greatest kid. He's the kid, this little kid.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
You don't bring us back in? Oh yeah we were out. Yeah,
I mean we can. All of this is it's loose hip. Yeah,
get a chip, get we get sorry? Justin?

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Sorry Justin? Yeah'm make it up to you.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Yeah, Justin. There's there's one thing I know about Justine's resilient.
I hate muck bangs.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
I hate people eating online, and most importantly, I hate
people who are I'm I'm a big motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
I hate big motherfuckers eating online.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Yeah, keep that ship in the dark.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
You're eating ten thousand and fifteen thousand calorie.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
No, that shit. It's like the level of waste to
with the with the microphone right here and you just.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Why are you eating nineteen mc chicken sandwiches?

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Did you eat a whole carrot case? And where did
you find a crab like that?

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Because they be having freak crack.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah, they have like real animal fucking shit and then
make it seem like that's the way it always is
for all of us.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
And it's like I watched the girl go for my hundred.
I can't remember her name. I don't want to say
her name either. Really cute girl. She went from like, uh,
like like on one sixty one seventy, she's like three
hundred and something pounds in two years because she's doing
the Muppet.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Face.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Fuck, she's swollen, she's so big, and she just go
and she just puts the weirdest food together and she
sits there and eats it on TikTok. She has six
seven thousand people watching her just eat this shit. And
I'm like, did y'all not see her go from one
sixty to three something in less than two years?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
What do you think her greater ambition is money? I
think it's all money, right, money, It's just money, you
quit your job. Stuff is so devoid of art that
it sort of has to be.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I think there's an
artistry and like a lot of stuff people do, especially
social media ship where it's like some of this is
so out of it. So it's so just like base base,
you know what I mean, see me gorge myself. I
don't think there is like an artistry and that that
you're trying to perform.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
She she had best, has envisioned herself as like Honey
Boo Boo's mom, more than like a true vision here.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
Once you get on, when you don't have a different
source of income, and you get that little bit of
money of social media, I don't care if it's two
thousand and three thousand for this month. I've made sixty
thousand off social media. When you when you, when you.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Get you, But when you get to that's what we
gotta start trying.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
That we got tried.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
It's getting views.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Yeah, it's not worth trying.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
It'll work, work, it'll work.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
But when you start make getting views and you start
making money off social media, people make that their entire
source of income, which is fine, but then you start
finding yourself doing things that you wouldn't normally do to
upkeep this income. So now it went from you eating
and you might not have even wanted to start a
muck bang channel. You were just online talking eating the
bag of chips, and somebody was like, can you eat

(59:30):
more chips online? You like, sure, I eat more chips online.
And now you're eating chips and you dipping the chips
in the disp you know. And now you're doing this
and now you have a microphone here, you have a setup,
you have a background.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Now you're eating online.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
Now you're eating the most ridiculous Why is there a
big mac chicken sandwich on together and you put them
between honey.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Bunshot that I know what you're talking about. I've seen
that she makes creaty all right, that's a bum Sometimes
I gotta get back to me. I know what you're
talking to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Why are you making that's like and then eating it all?

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Yeah, it's a barmber. It's a really sad thing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
And the fact that thousands of people sit here and
watch you eat this just to see speaks volumes of
just who we are. I think it's insane. And then
a lot of them have passed away.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
You're putting mayonnaise on a honey bun.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
You're putting whips, you're putting sour cream on a Honeybut.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
That's not that don't even there's no science to that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
With barbecue sauce and pickles.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
And then also you're gonna add bacon a chicken filet
in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Yea, So it's also not based in like a flavor
from you're being a dog poograph.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
What do they call it? A trash pot of toilet?

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
I forgot when they say one is when you put
a bunch of food together and you eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Bullshit Friday night, Absolute bullshit, he.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Said, Friday night, all the leftovers from the week. But
I think it's crazy when you start making a little
bit of buddy. I mean, I don't know if yes,
that older woman, she had to be like fifty something,
she quit her job because you want to be an actress,
and everybody on TikTok to her to quit her job.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
She could be an actress, so she quit evicted.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
You listening to them for they don't even know you now.
She started to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Gofund me because she lost she quit her job.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
They also don't watch TV.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Nobody, nobody's hiring her to act.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
You're not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
There's no opportunity from these people that weren't connecting on
the media platform.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
You're moving to listening.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
To these That's why I say when you're on social media,
have a talent. People get mad at me and say,
you're on social media and what does that say. There's
a footage of me working on social media on stage.
I'm not on social media just rambling and talking shit
and hoping that you'll like it. There's actual footage that
you guys enjoy and that's what I do it for.
But outside of that, it's man social media.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
That's why I got to keep a few jobs. Man, Yeah,
like two or three public, and then a couple people
don't know about.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Because if not, you're gonna be a OnlyFans.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
I'm excited. I don't even know what I would do
on there. Man, you can part of you wants it
to be fucking part of you knows it's not gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Fuckingbody told me just pull my pants up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
They said, just do different videos of you just pulling
your pants up, adjusting your pants and I was like no.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
And they were like, you can make a killing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
I tried to fight first, but men are dogs. Just
pulling your pants up, No, it wouldn't take much love.
I'm right here. I dig you just how you are.

(01:02:33):
I like in the streets, what I like in the sheets.
We should do a voicemail.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
One voicemail, and then that'll be the end of this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
This was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
We get these listener voicemails. I'm just gonna pick one
at random each your chip. We'll play this and see
if it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:02:56):
Well, first of all, I want to say I'm not
drunk from high, and I want to say, I love
what you guys do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Okay, here's my thought.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
Right, I'm sitting here and watching it, and they're talking
about the twenty fifteen season and how far back it was.
It was so long ago and at time that I
looked to my girl and I go, you know what, man,
I think that there's something with the way that white
people talk about timeline. And I think the reason that
they talk about times that were so close twenty fifteen,

(01:03:27):
ten years ago that ain't shit. I remember it, it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Was like yesterday.

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
I think the reason that they talk about Timeline in
such distant manner is because they're trying to get us
comfortable with slavery again. Uh oh, you know what I'm saying, like, oh,
you know, it was so far away that they killed
Martin Luther King Junior. Especially with the most recent shit
happened in Utah. To top it off, I live here

(01:03:51):
in Utah, so I know exactly what.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
It's like going through it. Yeah. It started out, it
started the tone started out friendly. It quickly got frantic. Yeah,
he's he's aspiring a little bit. And and I lived
in a small town. I get it. He's like nobody's
listening to me. I haven't been able to talk to
anybody about this. This is me. When you get Richard,

(01:04:12):
I try and came out so I understand, and I
actually don't even disagree with this theory fully. But his
energy about it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Is he's gonna cuss in a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
About here comes them cousins that.

Speaker 8 (01:04:27):
They got going on right now. It's it's just crazy
the way that white people relate timeline as as the
things were so far away, when again, you know, they
shot my mix just to ship my grandmother was alive.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
To think about this. Let me know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
He got off just in time, he said, my grandmother
didn't let me know my grandmother.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Yeah, gotta go. Yeah, Hey, I hate your boss too,
Like this is a man who suffered many microaggressions in Utah. Yeah,
is terrible. Look my black hours almost so I ain't
got much time here. Listen, Black people get different breaks

(01:05:08):
that work.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
You tall, they get fifteen minutes, we get thirteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
But I don't I don't disagree. I think that I
think that the I think that a big argument that
you get with white people pertaining to black people is
the distance of whatever happened.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Yeah, it wasn't even that long ago, is your grandmother?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Bitch? Yeah, but they but they like to be like
that was two hundred years ago or whatever happened? Could it?
But that's the argument. It's like, how could it not
be completely different now? And it's like my thing, what
that is? Always like? But those those patterns take so
long to take out of people, like they make it
seem like the thing ended. And then they were all like, no,

(01:05:57):
we're totally cool, we're racially cool. Those feelings still there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Yeah, there's a video up and I saw it yesterday
and it was a guy I don't remember how old
he is, but he's still alive. And he took a
picture when he was a teenager drinking from a water
fountain that said whites only. Mm hmmm, and he's still alive.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
It's walking across the stage as some event taking pictures
of the audience. She's excited to be there, dancing, still alive.
That's him in the picture, drinking from a water fountain
that said whites only, and he's still alive.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
The last living slaves crazy died in our generation. Yeah,
like we were alive while slaves were alive.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
And one lifetime yeah, thinking about how many people you
know who don't change over one lifetime. Yeah, So he
can't get.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
That out of his head, you know what I mean,
He's like his whole life being like what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Yeah, And we've come such a long way when you
look at it and think about it to an extent,
but then we also have it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Yeah, it wasn't that long ago.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Which is a wild part. It's like we've done so much,
but have we really?

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
I think we've done so much in very specific categories
like technology, we've gone yes, that's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Yeah, But as.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
A species, I think we often conflate technology with advancement
of like humanity, and I don't think that those two
things are true because.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
We got the same brings we've been had. Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
I think we are not evolving no more.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Yeah, not in not in the time periods that we're
trying to track, you know what, It's just not what
we're wired. I'm wired the same way I would have
been wired if I was born three hundred years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
And we will say things like I could have never
been a slave. Yes, you would have. Of course she
would that was the only option.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
That shit is crazy to me. You have an Apple
phone because you're embarrassed about androids.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
But are you talking do you really think that you
wouldn't be a slave if you were born in a
time when that was the option. A lot of people
take the mental space that they're in now and what
we have to now, and you're thinking that if you
had the mindset that you had now and went back
to slave time, it couldn't be a slave.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
You wouldn't have this mindset.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
That's why you can't. That's my problem with people going
back and deeming things problematic as well, like when they're like, oh,
I watched this from the eighties and it's like, you know,
no better it was. You know what I'm saying, What
are you talking about? That's just what it was like.
To think that you would have been different at that
time is a lie.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
I love our Atlantic. I love you girl, you know
I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
I was crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
She hated Martin. Did you see what she said about Martin?
She was like, he used to bother Pam and talk
about her skin tone. She used to talk about his height.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Yeah, to me, that's one and one and his ears.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
And I know people would disagree, but it's race and
it's colorism, and I get that, but it wasn't a
tone of entertainment and fun. And I know that some
people be like, but that was really mean, But she
didn't feel that way.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
We we the consumer that it was built for, don't
did not feel that way. Yeah, nobody was looking at
this and being.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
Like it wasn't delicious. Yeah it wasn't malicious. It was
just good and fun. But you don't think that it's mean. Listen,
my brothers is dark skin. All my brothers are dark skired.
I call them some black bitches at times, you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
See, and I love them, but we say but we
say it is good terms.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
I've been in LA for thirteen years, and according to
my family, this is not my real skin complexion.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
They think I got darker.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
You got that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
They think that I got darker because I'm in LA
And they're like, you know the son you have, the
sun is out more versus New York. It's rainy, we
have our fall, we have our seasons. And my family
members see me and they're like, why are you so dark?
And I'm like, I'm dark and they're like, yeah, you're dark,
but apparently this is my complexion.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
No, because my ship's milky under here is it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
My ships say the milky because at the end of
the day, I take that ship off from them, like, hey,
this might be your only thing. Yeah, look at this.
Look at that. It's like it's like it's milky. But ye,
but it's like it's crazy. That's not my color. No,
this is a yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Yeah, they're changing us.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Yeah, yeah, that's too. But they used to call me me.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
You know, I grew up in the in the sibling
household with a siblings. I'm the only one that's this complexion.
I have a twin sister. She's not even this complexion.
Well really, so I used to get called light bright
white what they used to call me. Uh you look,
she's she's turning red again like I used to get called.
And you know, yeah, nowadays people would be like, you're
a family members.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
When they called you that they were that's colorism. Shot
the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
I ate his ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
I told on him.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
He got his ass because I said that he did
something and you did activities.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
So but now, but in the climate now people are offended.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
They going back to our classic shows that we loved
and we grew up on and saying that it was offensive, and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
It's also not real. You can't. I don't believe I
don't believe you. I don't believe people.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
I didn't like the way Martin treated Pam because Martin
was always talking about her color and he would call
her a dog and say she's dark skinned and she says,
and that was just mean. And I didn't like the
show and didn't do anything for me. And that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Ari. I still love you, but that's fine. But that's
what the banter.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Yeah, let didn't have a lot of kind words for Martin.
Oh god, walked in the door. Yeah, it wasn't like
Pam was coming over like, hey, Martin is such a
good guy and he's like that was like, that's was
their whole thing to get down. Yeah. No, they were
both being very nasty to you, and we loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
And they loved each other.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
Yeah, their characters in the show I'm gonna shoot on
you here, you're gonna shoot on me here, but nobody
better not fuck with you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Yeah, and they always came together when they needed to
know no margin was a great example of like a
friend group. I would say. So.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Yeah, they loved each other despite so many inadequacies. Yeah,
like is legit slow? And they were like, nah, that's
my man. Yeah, I don't care that he can't do
nothing by himself.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
But go to big Mama, Big Shirley's house. Yeah, and
he was with them every day. He was never that,
he was with them every day.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
To Thoms drawers, we all know he's selling cocaine.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Cocaine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Oh yeah, although he had too many silk shirts to
not be Oh that boy had money.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Yeah, he was good, that boy Thomas had money.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, he looked good.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
I never knew. How did the season end with him
and Pam still being together.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
All the series finale here? I don't actually remember.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
I don't remember. I just remember him shutting the door
and writing or he wrote I'll miss you on the wall.
I don't remember he wrote love on the wall. Oh
I thought he wrote all miss you. I'm wrong, yeah,
but I don't. I don't remember the Martin the Martin
episodes when the it was the cartoon character intro that
all kind of like that's when Martin. It kind of

(01:12:59):
starts going, now that's what Martin. I don't know what
I'm saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
The way you're saying it sucks.

Speaker 10 (01:13:04):
Yeah, I don't know, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
So glad you said that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
It is Martin.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
It was hard Martin Martin. Oh, now you're say it right.
I know the song Martin Martin, Martin Martin.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
It's just I was sitting there looking at you, go,
what the.

Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
What A bad saying, because you know, when we got
to the season finale of Martin, I'm like, that's not
the show I was watching.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
I was watching Martin. I was watching Martin.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
I don't know you had Pamela in the show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
We had Pamela. You had that Nigerian read version of
the thing was different. That ain't no done dogs, you
know what's up one?

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
All right, Well I think we did it. Yeah, I
think this was This is great.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Listener our voicemail listeners. He got one listener to the
man who sent the voicemail. Look, bro, you're going through
a hard time. I don't think you're wrong, but I
think you got some other problems facing you that maybe
you should address first before that. You hit that time
live in Utah. That's an important place to to recalibrate.

(01:14:44):
Get out of there and and and then we'll talk.
Yeah to car, could you tell the people where they
can find you?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
What cool ship you got going on?

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Not in Utah. No, I'm kidding that. We're never booking
here for a comedy Showtah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
Just check my website. It's our Williams on everything, Uh
TikTok everything to car Comedy, to Carl Williams.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
But you can just go to car.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
Dot com t A C A r A dot com
and you'll find everything there. We got Philly coming up next.
After Philly, we got Tampa, Toledo, Ohio, New Jersey. You
know I love me a little. It's East Coast, you
know me, East Coast girl. I'm a New York girl.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
And just pull up on me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Hell yeah, yeah, pull up do that. Bring some cheetos,
Bring some cheetos. Worry what you got?

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Uh oh? Just watch my special on YouTube on the
eight hundred Pound Guerrilla Page Birth of a Nation with
the g Cool Guy Jokes eighty seven on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Hell yeah, and you can follow me at Langston Carman
on all social media platforms. You can watch my special
on Netflix it's called Bad Poetry. You can see me
on the Aspiring Deadbeat Tour. I'm out now. I got
a whole lot of cities that I'm visiting. Langston Kerman
dot com for all of that, uh like, subscribe, rate review,
do all the ship by the merch, give us a

(01:15:55):
call at A four four Little Moms we want to
talk to you, send us a message at Mymama pod
at gmail dot com, and most importantly, fix the timeline
by bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Not only do I won't you, but I need that.
You understand I need that.

Speaker 10 (01:16:14):
And I'll suck on your ass like a goddamn neck moone.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Oh motherfucking pitch, but I need that. I won't that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
My Mama Told Me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
It's a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Players Network and iHeart Podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Greeted and hosted by Langston Krektin, co hosted by David Borie.
Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilon. Co
produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Koff,
Music by Nick Chambers, artwork by Joegon Kriega.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
You can now watch episodes of My Mama Told Me
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