August 19, 2025 • 49 mins
Langston and David get together with writer and actor Carl Tart (Saturday Night Live, Grand Crew) again, this time about lactose intolerance. Yes, we lay down some facts about Black people and milk. Do all Black people get to a point where they turn lactose intolerant? David will absolutely not be okay, Langston can drink it but will have regrets, and Carl apparently has a stomach of steel. Remember people who drank milk during dinner growing up? Nasty! We also get into an Eddie Murphy conspiracy from a listener voicemail.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Robin Williams will send you a check if he took
money in jokes.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, that's pretty nice, pretty cool, which was probably more
than they were getting out of them jokes. Anyways, let's
be honest. He wasn't skilling great people's jokes. He was
shy people's. You don't think that.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
You don't think they're hitting on the bank teller like
you know, Robin Williams robbed.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Me that check and the bank teller knows comedy. Oh
so he took your joke, he did it better.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, is here signed by missus Duart. I don't think
we cashed that Kalitans are racist money.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Can't tell me I forgot that. It was my turn
to start there. It is. Ladies and gentlemen, little Mama's.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
And gentiles alike, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My
Mama Told Me.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
black conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
And you know what we're about to prove not a
goddamn thing.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We not helping you with nothing, no help. It don't help.
You want to learn how to invest? Get the fuck
out of here. What come on? You asked us? You
want to repair your credit.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Our guest today has been with us. Uh, we've already
been talking. Is your third parents? Yeah, and and a
favorite of mine, a favorite of David's. We we are
always pleased when this gentleman is here. You know him
from from SNL as a writer on SNL, you know
him from Grand Crew, you know him from so many
goddamn shows. It's frustrating. As an actor.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You go Carl again. Damn it. This motherfucker's funny sometimes place.
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I wanted that job, and this motherfucker's so funny. I
understand why it's happening. He's the best.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Give it up for Carl tar Man. I think the bigger,
the booty, the finer idiot.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And now we can convince her.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
She walked switching that big old booty and all that.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
It ain't nothing but.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Do do in.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Dick Gregory right, he really went off the rails at
the end.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Man, I said, I said it to you already a
white whale for this podcast. The dream it would have
been to have Dick Gregory on here talking about do
doo and booties.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I used to watch those YouTube videos and he would
be so mad at the dude to ask you the questions.
So the dude would just be like, so, what do
you think about Michael Jackson? You asked me about Michael Jackson?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What more time?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
He would always say, huh, you got to think about
Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson, I remember this. This is the
one that stands out to me the most. Michael Jackson
wasn't no god damn pedophile.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Was gay? What is I are you asking me about? Michael?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Let me go home, boy, I kill you.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Get out of this jam. I'm lost.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I haven't agreed to an interview in thirty eight years?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Are you my motherfucker myself? Nothing but do do down here?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Dick Gregory was such a brilliant comedian that he became
funny on accident, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Like, he's truly best case scenario too. I think that's
as good as a send.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
He really was, Like, I don't even gotta fucking try anymore.
I'll just everything I say sounds funny and also insightful.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, I'm just crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Are stand ups? Let me ask you this, and we
talk about this for twenty minutes, and then we'll never
get to the what type of stand ups do y'all?
Think y'all would be in the nineteen sixties. So I've
seen You've seen Dick Gregory. They all down cigarette and
they do like racially based humor. Godfrey Cambridge, people like this,
(04:18):
like the Negro today.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, I would love to audience. I would love to
say that I would be doing that. I would be
doing party records. Yeah, I would be doing Red Fox
set up, set up, small punch, big punch, set up,
set up, small punch, big punch. Yeah, and talking about
my wife gave me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, it would be that I go crazy. I think
I think I would go crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Last on Spotify's Red Fox was my number one artist.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
WHOA.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Here's why I was on the road a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
In the hotels, Like at home, I sleep with the
TV on, and the hotels, for some reason, I can't
get to sleep if the TV is on.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It might be right up in there.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I think it's it's consuming more room with the like yeah,
like little ass room, big ass lights.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
The brightest TV is a hotel room of the hotel
room TV.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And so I would turn on like just like Spotify
Red Fox album and just go to sleep to that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Which is insane choice.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's why it's insane. That's not what I feel like laughing.
It's in bed time.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I want to I want to go to I want
to have good dreams. So I wanted I want something funny.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Carl rolls up and you should and goes good night.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He really doesn't miss so red fun hilarious.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
It was crazy, how like the clip that he would
just come up with. I wonder if he was writing
these or if these were like general jokes that everybody
put their spin on.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I mean, I don't even care, man, it's yeah sometimes
like sometimes even when I hear somebody do a street
joke to me, if you like, told the ship out
of it, I really don't care.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
There were people, and I think it's harder to find now,
but there were people that had evolved beyond like accountability
for the art form, you.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, yeah, oh yeah, you hear it all the time
of like Robin Williams used to steal jokes and it's like, well, yeah,
but he's gonna be funnier about it than you were.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, but he's insane.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, I let him have it, joke.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I've seen a lot of unfunny people murder beautiful jokes.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
When somebody is an hilarious joke and they just like
blow it talking, it's like, oh, you're bout it, You're
just about it talking, man. Yeah. And I'm not.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
An advocate for stealing jokes in any kind of way,
but god damn like Robin Williams is just gonna be unbeatable,
Red Fox is unbeatable. I don't care if that's from
a nigga on the street. He's better at it.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Let it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Some people are just funnier.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, yeah, some people are hilarious. Some people don't have
to say anything funny.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, Carl, you you came here today with a conspiracy
theory that that that I assume has to hit close
to home. I I can only presume that that this
is is something that affects you directly.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Surprisingly well, yes, but and not not in the way
that you think it would.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh wow, okay, Okay, Well, then I'll tell them that
that call your theory is my mama told me.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
They want black people to be lactose and.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Tolerant and foom goes to dynamite. They do, I think
they do. Huh. But guess what.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm not damn how Okay, because I was talking about
this earlier. What level, because I always assume that minorities,
all minorities don't drink milk, or foreign people or whatever.
Like I'm not lactose intolerant, but I couldn't, Like I
couldn't drink a glass of whole milk.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
No, Nah, probably would it mess you up in a
bad way? Or would you just be.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
A little It would mess me up in a bad
what about you? I can drink it, but I would
have regrets.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, like it wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I wouldn't call myself lactose intolerant, but I'm definitely what
everybody is where, like I should do that.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's how I feel, like a milkshake will fuck me up?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Interesting not me. It don't do nothing to me.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yeah, and uh damn you strong on the God's strongest
soldiers don't crazy. And I've been waiting because people say,
like every black person gets to a certain age when
they become lactose intolerance. I'm getting up there as far
as black man years. I'm in my twilight, Yeah, thirty six.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Once you get some white in here and it's there.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, not keeping shaved because it's all My hair is great.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
The hair that still grows.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Brother, it's coming from me better than you.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
But I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I'm not affected by it.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I can.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I can drink a milkshake. I can.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I mean, I still use milk in my cereal. I
do use Fair Life though, because it's protein milk right right, right,
So you.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Just want to be more buff.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
You ain't got nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You're not worried about the effects of any of this,
saying Okay, that's different, though, that is better.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
But I can drink home like if I'm at like, Okay,
it's gonna sound crazy if it's probably not. But if
I if there's ever cookies around, I always have to ask,
Like I got.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You said it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I thought you were gonna have some kind of crazy
beliefs in Palestine. You just said the most reasonable ship.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I know why he was struggling because he's implying if I,
if I may, it seems as if he's doing this
in people's homes as much as it's not like at
a cookie restaurant.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I've done this on a plane.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah, you know, Alaska gives you cookies and they're usually
pretty fresh. And if if you like sitting in first
class or whatever and not not a flex.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's Alaska to Seattle brother first.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Man, first on somebody else's die.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
But they give you cookies. And I always ask the flight,
did y'all hapen to have milk on this flame? She
was like no, But nobody's ever asked for milk. I
don't think like we have like little creamers.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
That's the first ship. They quit you and they quit
splitting you smoke and drink milk.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Nobody's trying to drink milk with their spaghetti in the sixties.
Now that's crazy to me. People used to drink milk
with dinner.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, yeah, that's that. I knew some kids in high
school like that. It's that's nasty to me. I will say,
making milk to get like quench your thirst is like
the most disgusting.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It is the most like uh America. The way that
I think white people imagine they wanted to go back.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
To it is milk.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
The level of wholesome where you're just like, milk make
me strong. I drink milk.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Milk is maga, But is it not crazy to you?
I did how much do you have to consume? How
many resources to have a meal?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
No, it's nuts. Steal baby, cow milk to dab your
fucking shitty drive meat low.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
And we did learn that that's not true, right, that
that the amount of coucil and the milk is negligible.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
But who got milk thing was like a push yeah
by propagaria.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
So I think they want us to be like Tolson
tolerance for when the race war happens.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So we are gonna be on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Oh when milk becomes like an essential resource.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Not just hey, drink the milk. They allow us to
have the milk, but it messes up our guts right
right time. I'm gonna have to be one of the ones.
And I don't want this. I don't even want this responsibility.
Great power, but I'm gonna have.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
To be on the front lines because milk don't bother me.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I'm gonna be sitting there dipping that Alaska Airlines cookie
to a glass.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Being like, come on, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, we're not just talking to a man, We're talking
to a general.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Unfortunately, I didn't want this to be to be me.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Now, Now, what do you think they're doing that that
is especially nefarious to make this happen?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
That I can't tell.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
You because I'm trying to figure out how they affect
and maybe milk is maybe the white whole milk is
the actual thing that takes us down more than racism,
more than yeah it's up there, that is what that is.
They figured this out. Maybe we wasn't even drinking cow's
(12:20):
milk back in the day and somebody went home, Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
All the slaves, farty.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Slave on the walk. Wait a minute, that gives me
an idea. If they stink all the time, they won't.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Fuck each other. We can't have that.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I'll make them sink on Thursday. You know my question
about milk in that because maybe people did. Who started
drinking milk? Where did it start? A sick motherfucker, that's
what I'm saying. That's nasty. Somebody was because the first
and got it off the tap.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah you know that right, and they put their mouth
on it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah they did, That's what I'm saying. They put it
into a bucket, the first guy, and then they had
to live on the outskirts of town.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
They sucked and they pulled, and then there was pea
coming down and they didn't give a fu and that ship.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, that was a nasty motherfucker did that.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
And some and then the next guy was like, no,
we gotta put that in a bucket, and then he
drinking out the bucket.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
He was freak.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
The next guy was like, that stuff's got a lot
of stuff in it. We gotta figure out how to
clean that. Clearly something is good about it. Yeah, it
takes so sweet. Yeah, killed three of my brothers, but
they so we got to figure out how to clean
it up. Put it in some cheese cloth or something.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I mean they did do right though. Because milk got
a lot of uses.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
It's the best.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna do you' all like milk.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, I drink a lot of Core Powers Corporate now
a forty two.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Grams Core Powers the extra that's approach.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, put its milk.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
It's pretty much. It's fair Life. Yeah, it's made by
that same the same brand. It's a protein shake. It's
really good, the best. And I like the vanilla ones really.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I do the chocolate one. Yeah. Sometimes strawberry banana.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I wish they wouldn't mix them.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I one hundred percent agree with that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I do not like that strawberry and bananas show up together.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I don't think they go together, like that either.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I think they're fine efficiently No real, I think so okay,
like you're it for smoothie.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, I'm talking about like candy. No, no, I agree
with me with that. I agree.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I think banana flavor. We've talked about it on the
podcast a few times. Banana flavor is vile.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Now it's only for putting for me.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The laffy Taffy's hit for me. You're a laugh taffy.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
And I also am a this man. I'm about to
get eight up on life for this one. Okay, that's
quick milk. When they had the milk, like the individual,
all the individual, but they had a banana one and
they would sell that a mind school.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I didn't even know about it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
It was fired that went somewhere.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I didn't even I didn't even know it was possible.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Google it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I gotta I gotta look at google it.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Talk.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Wait, so you.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You were, in essence, this this man sucking on a
county because you were the first man to walk a boy, frankly,
to walk into a convenience store. See that, and make
that bold choice sucking on a rabbit's.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Teat his banana tea. How then they had a rabbit,
so on us milk.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
None of it made none of it makes sense. But
that's how stupid we were. And that is the nostalgia
I think they're aiming for. Is like you can just
put an animal next to it and tell them it's
good for them, and they'll fucking take it. All the
powers that be. They don't give a shit about like
Christian values. Really, they just want you morally in a
(15:55):
place where milk is all you think about.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I wonder what is the origin of Like, is it
is it true that black people have weaker guts?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I don't think weaker. Weaker is not what it means.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Is it that we are we are people who are like,
you should not be drinking this.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I think that's what it is. I think it's like
not really something you necessarily need to be consuming. It's
the whole thing is superfluous. Yeah, and then like to
not have a tolerance to it is almost that's the
true weakness or to you know what I mean, to
build up the tolerance to this thing you shouldn't be drinking.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
You're saying to consume poison and not flinch is more
the problem?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm saying on the whole. I'm
saying on the whole, saying on the whole is crazy
to drink. It's a crazy thing to drink. We don't
give our ship away. We don't give our ship. We
don't even give our ship to other people. Actually, you're
trying to get some titty milk off somebody. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
You got to get it off the black market there.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You gotta get it from a black tastes like cereal.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Milk, White Lady milk is cold, it comes out cold,
powdery milk. There actually is a a large black market
like audience for for breast milk for exactly the reason
you're saying that, Like dudes are trying to get more
buff by drinking breast.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Milk, like there's more protein.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, they say it's a lot more protein.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
It's a lot more protein.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
And it's protein specifically geared towards like human human growth
as opposed to cow milk is giving you cow growth
or whatever?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
The fuck? Oh? Interesting?
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Is that? And that's working? Have you tried that?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I would love to source it, mm hmm, just you
never seen. Okay, we could work out a deal.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I got access to to a fair amount of it.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh yeah, no, I can't.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Have you tried it breast milk, Yeah, I've tried it.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Is it is?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
It tastes like it tastes like slightly sweeter milk.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
It doesn't it. It's like almond milk texture. So it's thinner.
But you just took like a drink. You didn't like
pour it on fruity pebbles. No, no, no, I didn't
make it active. No, it feels like very labor intensive.
I've seen a woman have to pump before. Yeah, it
seems like a lot to get.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
It is a lot to get a little and you
do learn to respect it quite a bit when it
becomes sustenance for your child.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, you're like, yeah, this is pressing.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Drop it.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
You're not tossing it around. You used to it behind
his ears.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Go out.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
You literally start counting bags and you're like, all right,
well we can make it through this day. We'll keep
you alive. And then I got to start making other choices.
So you're like, no, I'm not. I don't fuck around
with that shit. But but no, it's it's not.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
One time we was in CHICAO go actually at the
Soho House Chicago, and these girls at the ball was
just like, excuse me, would you ever try breast milk?
And my first my knee jerk reaction like no, no, no,
probably not. And they got so mad at ye. And
then Jason man Zukis walked up behind it and they
(19:18):
were like, would you ever try breast milk? He was
like absolutely, and they were just like the reason why
this guy is better than you?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And I'm like, man, they got mad.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
They were trying to set you up, friend.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, they got mad at me. They were like you
ain't You're not a man.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
They wanted you to feel small.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Yeah, baby, yes, that's what I was thinking. I was like,
I didn't think that this was going to be so polarizing.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
The best thing that happens if you drink breast mil scenario.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Also, you don't want me to be like fetishizing this,
Yeah you know what I mean, Like, don't introduce a
new thing for me. Yeah, I've agreed that that's not
for me. You don't have to complicate this for me.
And now it's complicated. Now it's complicated.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You two attractive women are now upset with me.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Were they offering, No, they weren't offering. They just were
like it was like a It was like a like
a man hating conversation. Just won't even try the breast milk.
I hadn't thought about it like that. Yeah, I was
also a formula baby.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, I love myself. You've never even had breast milk.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
No, my mom had me in high school. He couldn't
be breastfeeding. She had to go to work, had to
go to class school school.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, because you're thirty six, right, it feels like there weren't.
I don't feel like everybody had a pump back then
like that.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
No, the pump was like the one for churning butter.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It's like it was like in the center of an
African village.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah, the well one drive today nineteen eighty nine, or
a wood paneled hamiltap beat.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
In then us on the table.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Imagine the Flinstone days. Like what animal do you think?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Oh man, it's just a tytick his nose in and
spit it out.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
He's like, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
All right, we need to take a break. We're gonna
be back with more car tark more. My mama told me.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
We we Carl are still talking about your conspiracy of
laxtose intolerance and whether or not there is an intentional
effort to make us lactose intolerant. I will tell you
that our producer Bay did some research on this conversation
and and pointed me to a gentleman by the name
of Pedro Quat Trey Casas. I did my best on
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that Pedro, yep, Pedro. Four houses.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
That's a good name.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
That's a good name. Four house.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
He's sitting an eventley in front of one of them.
Don't know what.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You don't know which one this one is not. You
don't know where in the order this one is.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
That's just one of them.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Pedro of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine actually did a
study somewhat accidentally by discovering that thirty one of like
the the forty one, yeah, thirty forty one.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Forty one black people they were giving syphilis.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Black also turned out to be la but thirty I
think this syphilis is triggering something. Uh, thirty one of
them in this study, who were also I guess a
part of his program ended up of the black men
ended up being lactose intolerant. Of the forty one black
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men that were participants in this program, black people, And
so he discovers this correlation of black people being lactose
intolerant and tries to make it this larger, more public
conversation and everybody is like, get out of here.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, but they don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
They don't want to hear it. We don't care.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I don't think there's a ton of money in it, right,
I think it's I think that there's a ton of
money and black black people being lactose intolerant. I think
you have to sell cereal.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, but I think there's way more money in making
sure that that we keep milk in all communities.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, they can't afford to lose a single.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
You gotta keep milk around because isn't dairy.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's like sugar right where it's like mostly government subsidized
that like so it makes its own money, it's its
own industries. Yeah, yeah, you can't pull that.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
You gotta have and milk is on the food table.
Milk and cheese is on the food Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, they made that food table though, Yeah, to sell
us milk. Yeah, there's a bunch of ship that's in
that food pyramid that we got as kids that isn't
supposed to be consumed at the scale.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
That there's I think the conspiracy theory overall is not
keeping us lactose intolerant, ignoring the fact that we are
drinking milk and keeps us What what I said was
we also was actually strong because we're not supposed to
be drinking it. But you cannot fight in the war
if you are on the toilet.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
That's true. That that is, that is that is real,
that's objective. That is really, that is real.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
And here's to support that claim. There is quite a
bit of evidence, it seems, of there being documentation of
black people's allergy to lack to lactose. That like, this
isn't just like some ship. This dude discovered for the
first time that like some uh, there's articles of like
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some Black Americans avoid dairy foods due to lactose intolerance,
a key reason dairy consumption is lower in the community.
So they're tracking this on a financial level, but they're
not like wanting to do something about it. Yeah, they're
just being like, now, we noticed we sell less in
black communities.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I mean, I was telling our producer Bay right before
we started this, I always kind of assumed all minorities
don't fuck with milk. I always kind of think of
milk as a white thing like I don't.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Okay, did yaws? Did y'all's grandma's started eating turkey bacon
in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
No, but my mom had a friend who got really
bigger than turkey bacon all out of nowhere, turkey bacon
and turkey sausage all this. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
No, my my grandma smoked poule mall so she was
real bacon.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Change my grandma.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
My grandma also smoked. She smoked door rous okay, okay,
and filter king cools okay, but she started eating turkey bacon.
Pork started getting phased out black families. And now I
think pork is pretty not going, but it's it's leaving.
Besides ribs.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
I feel like I'm saying barbecues feel like they immediately changed.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Ribs and Lynx links pork you.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Grandma the other day because I said, when I come home,
I want you to fry some porkos. My grandma's porktos
great and she was like, you can't be eating that
pork no more.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
And yeah, She's.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Like, I cook it, but you can't.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You ain't supposed to be eating that? Yeah, yeah, are you?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
And you're not out on pork either, not fully, but
I don't make it at the house.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Sure, but like I will barbecue ribs and I think
I still love it.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I feel.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I don't keep bacon in the house.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah it's that for But do you any type of bacon?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Like I just don't like fixed bacon at the house. Okay,
I do like a but you have.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
A chop at the house. What you mean you'll have
a pork chopping the house.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
No, I don't do that either.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
I have, but I have done that because like you
know how you be in the grocery store and it
might be like like for me, it has happened like
post hooping in the summer, and you walk through the
grocery like I gotta get a dinner situation to night,
and you walk through the grocery you feel like you
don't worked out because you've been running, and then you
go kind of wants some punk.
Speaker 9 (27:23):
Chops, Yeah, but man, feels incredible and buy them up,
batter them up, put it in the plant in the
zip lock bag, and it's like, this was good, But
I probably shouldn't have been eating that.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Sure, you have regrets, but you haven't given up the
warm feeling.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I mean, so we meet, right, No, I don't. I don't,
it's understand.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I think that that pitch of it being the other
white meat is like another campaign.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I think that we're trying to reposition pork to not
be a bad food when we had kind of all agreed, like.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It that's not good for you? Is it bad because
the pigs don't sweat? Is it bad because they're so smart? Like? What?
What is the just a fatty meat? Because so it's
beat I.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Think history tells us that the reason pigs were put
down is because they were unclean or harder to clean,
and so people were getting sick from pork.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
More often, like if it's not cooked, because you get
like what tricken thatllar or whatever that's pork.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Pigs eat ship, Yeah, they play in it.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
They eat it.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Yeah, and then you gotta clean it and don't cows
living ship like you've driven up the drink. Cows eat grass.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
But you think.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Pigs, I thought pigs ate like corn and grain.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
They can, but they can also like pope, they could
survive on a lot of ship that that you put
in front of them. Okay, it's not that they have
to eat ship. It's just that like they were letting
them eat ship eat shit.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
They're smart though, right, They're like very smart. Yeah, that's
the smartest livestock animal and there. And they're like very
close to us physically, like their skin is similar and
all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, and they could cry real tears. Yeah, they're sad motherfuckers.
Damn from the WIZ.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
That's a reference.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Only three people will listen, are gonna get it, but
they're gonna enjoy that.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
The last thing that I'll that I'll tell you is that,
according to registered dietitian tomorrow S Melton, the confusion often
begins with households. I have found that black parents experience
symptoms with lactose intolerance, and because they are not sure
how to manage or avoid these symptoms, they will past
their avoidance behavior to their children. And so our lack
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of even owning lactose intolerance as like a part of
our identity. She's saying is because our parents did the same.
They all got diarrhea, and then they handed us diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
I do get that because I have a high tolerance
for letting food put me down. You know what I'm saying,
Like you just eat something, you're like, oh god, damn,
I gotta go to bed. Yeah, and you don't even
think like maybe there was some stuff within that meal,
you know what I mean. It's just like I eat
a big ass meal. It's fucking seven o'clock on Sunday night.
I let me go to sleep yep, like you, I
just I just will let food take me out, bro.
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I never blamed the food.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
The worst the worst food poisoning I ever got in
my life, where I was like truly both ends crippled
on my mother's bathroom floor for hours and hours was
two hamburger meal from McDonald's at like three am, like
the that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
The worst food poison I ever got was McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Too, truly took me out. I could feel it as
it was going down. The first burger I ate it,
and I was like, something one right about that. It
just felt probably sitting for a while, it felt unsafe.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That cheese outside of a certain temperature range is poisoned.
I'm a hamburger guy. I told him take that cheese off. Okay,
So I didn't even have cheese, So would you be
getting like double wouldn't during the double cheeseburger. You just
get a double burger, that's right. Damn damn carry hours
so different, so different. Yeah, we can come together under
this sad.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Cheese is such a big Like my grandma used to
do that and we would go to McDonald She be like,
give me get two hamburgers and so French fried potatoes
and make sure my potatoes is hot, because last time
I came, they was cold, and.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It was embarrass that it wasn't cold. It was fine.
She ordered hamburgs and grandma cheese. We got cheese at
the house.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
I I love that putting a craft single on hamburgers.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
To me is I funk with cheeseburgers everywhere else except
except for McDonald's where I go. No, I don't like
the way their cheese feels like the double to me.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Interesting it is it is, there's a textra to it. See,
I like it too. I put cheese on the chicken. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I heard you earlier and it made me sad, but
I didn't want.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
To want to bring it up.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, I don't do that, bro. I had to cut
McDonald's out of my life. Man, I miss McDonald's a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
You don't you're gonna go back, it's gonna be the
same as it is.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
I haven't had like a really bad battle food poison
I can remember. But I did what I was telling
you all about when I first got home from the job,
Like my body said there was stomach issues that we
couldn't identify, you know what it was, And so like
I've just cut out a bunch of stuff. And it sucks, man,
because this world is like America is. We're all big
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because of convenience, you know what I mean. And now
it's like I gotta I have to eat something good.
Eating I don't know if my stomach is going to just.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Be like psych Eating something reasonable takes real fucking work, which.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Is crazy because convenience. So was like have you ever
eaten meat? Like, have you ever prepared meat? Yeah? From
like straight when you killed it. It's so much work.
It's so much work. Make me like the fact that
we could just get ground beef. It's crazy, you know
what I mean, Like that's so much work.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
No, it speaks to what you and I were talking
about earlier, of like we're not really supposed to be here,
you know what I mean, Like all of us who
cannot hunt, who cannot gather, who cannot do any of
the things that would have like provided our own resources,
We're not supposed to have survived Cape. So if it
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has poison in it, that's just the deal. Yeah, that's
part of it is that they're they're going to poison
you. You didn't you didn't catch this milk milk.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It is.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Damn you're gonna eat this. You're gonna drink this milk
milk because I don't. I don't think the reason why
I asked about turkey bacon a little while ago. I
keep going off on changers, but I asked about because
I don't think the nut milks and things have caught
on tremendously in outside of the coasts.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah, milk is nasty as white.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
I do not care for almond milk, no except men
like oat milk.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I really don't care because it's salty.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
It tastes like water is bad.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
But almond milk I can do in like smoothies and
stuff like that. Right, But and I also have had
a oat milk macha that I was like, okay, this
these flavor profiles work.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That was pretty good with little gave in there that
was hidden.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
But I don't think like in the South, like my
grandma is not buying oat milk.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
She's not buying almond milk.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
If anything, she's just getting skim think.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I don't think that they have even bothered trying to
target the black community with that stuff. Yeah milk, Yeah,
nut milks. I think oat milk, none of it.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Nut milk sounds.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Hard, black tape, that's what. That's what black people we
will buy.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Instead of buying whole milk or two percent or because
they're not buying nut milks like no, like.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, And this podcast is brought to you by nutmel
nothing Big Nut Milk is paying us on a hefty
penny to talk about like.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
We had to use the coolies if we was drinking nuts.
You can show that.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
We're trying to take one more break and when we
come back, we're gonna do a voicemail voicemail more Carl
Tart more.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
My mama told me, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
But we're back j D's Revenge every day.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I don't even know. Sometimes we just gather things.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yes, I think that's JD's Revenge. A horror movie hmm hmm,
starring uh, what's my man? He just got a Hollywood star,
Glenn Turman. Glenn Turman just got a Hollywood star. Yeah,
I didn't know that, that's right. I just a picture
of him and Ben Vereen the other day.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Yeah you liked it. They're best friends. Oh, since I
guess since high school they've known each other.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
That's not that's that is great.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, they dressed the same kind of like old black silly.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah, Glennman is like cowboy, you know.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah, yeah, it's the same, like vibe so somehow, and yeah,
they're enjoy silly, you know, because that's all black series
and black them making silly.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
They're artist.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
How many ascots you got?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I bet you can't put on one? I bet you
I can't.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
All right, we're gonna do a voicemail. We we got
a lot of voicemails from people this month's let's do
this and here we go.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
He David A. Lingston. What's going on? Is Daveon from Brooklyn.
I wanted to drop this on you. I think I
left this message before, but I was probably a little high,
and now I got more information. I really want to
get into it. As it is July one, when I'm
dropping this message. Okay, okay, we got well, not my mom,
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but my mother told.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Me same person.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Is that a distinction for you, gentlemen?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
No, mom and mother?
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Is that those hitting?
Speaker 8 (37:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I think maybe, just maybe this dude is biracial.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Oh perhaps yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Perhaps he says, my mother is supposed I call her
my mama.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, and so you're saying mother indicates white mom.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Maybe, so I'm guessing mother.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Only Condescendon was.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Mama and then mommy for like into the twenties and
then pay Yeah, I say sometimes too, I say mom, yeah, right,
were you ever a mommy kid?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I don't think so. I think I came out of man.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Mommy didn't roll off the Southern tongue.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Oh yeah. I never hear about so anybody in the
South say mommy. Nah.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I don't say no, mama or ma.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I hear people from the East Coast say mom me too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
New York people say mommy yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah. They talk like babies out there, though, damn, okay,
they talk like little babies.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I want you to experience that's how babies talk, yo, yo, bro,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Like babies, everything is like identifying the person as you
talk to them.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yo, son, yo, son. Yeah, they do, they do. They
do refer to you in conversation a lot when in
conversation with you. Yeah, whatever their choice.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
My daughter says daddy every time. That's how New York
people talk to people. They'll say your name over and
over again. And it's like, Oh, it's because y'all are
stupid babies, damn you really?
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, that came from a real place to I.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Spent enough time there to be like, oh, these thinkers
are being children.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Okay, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
I get the vibes, and I'm not that doesn't have
to be but smirching that that you guys are having
fun and.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
We're gonna clip it. They're gonna go nuts.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
You guys are having fun in the way that babies
have fun. And I think that's cool. Your baby's on
the train and that's fun as hell.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Goddamn. Ain't that a good movie, Babies on the Train? Yeah,
of course it's a good movie. That's on the point.
We all want to see that film.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
I'm checking these motherfucking babies on this motherfucking train.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
They're just crawling around, don't understand, don't.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Na Oh damn now, my brain that Eddie Murphy killed
a trans woman.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
God, that was a crazy transition. Yeah, he was like,
what was I trying to say? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
There was a trans model named Octavia Saint Laurent that
was going to release her All to Tell All book
about black celebrities that was sleeping with trans women, and
she had a very famous clip before she died where
she specifically hinted at Eddie Murphy. And she wound up
(40:47):
dead in between two buildings and they ruled it a suicide,
but everybody that knew her said it wasn't a suicide
and they believed that Eddie Murphy killed her.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Think about that?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Did you know anyway?
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Let me know, because that's it as well, because Rebbie,
I mean, Murphy got caught with a transnal once too,
and we completely forgot that. And he's an actor, real subslately,
like he don't even act like regular Eddie Murphy, act
like robot Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
All right, that's what I want to get into this
Eddie Murphy. Yeah, which is a lot of our voicemails
is when it comes out somebody being like, this is
a person very angry at Eddie Murphy. I'm not saying
that that makes the claim illegitimate. I am saying that,
like this is coming from a more original place than
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just defending the queer community.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Actually, just watch the video about this.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
Yeah, Apparently Eddie Murphy used to drive around in the
Santa Monica Boulevard area just like handing out money and
to like sex workers and stuff. Yeah, I don't know
if it's like I think it's like he was just
being not get off the streets. And so of course
(41:59):
one night he said, you was just giving one a ride.
Homie saw one late at night and he was like,
you gotta get you got to get from out here,
like it's dangerous out here. Let me take you home.
And he got caught with her. And I have no
like dog in the fight.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Because I've seen the press conference. It sounds like, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
The coolest I've ever seen somebody lie, you know what
I mean, Like he looked coolest ship when he was
explaining it. And I was like, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Man, but that woman did die.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
And it was at a building like in Koreatown, and
it was one of the old school buildings. Apparently she
had caught she had crawled up the fire escape trying
to get into an apartment and they would like crawl
all the way up to the roof for something if
they didn't have a key and climbed down like a
rope or a sheet or something like that, and try
to swing into a window like Tarzan style, and the
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window was closed and they slipped and fell.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
This is how they had to get into her her.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
This is how she got into her apartment.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah night, Yeah, Batman's stole Batman style. And then I get.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
That though I've had a place that was tough to
get into if you forgot your kids. I had to
go to the Toyota dealership next door, get on top
of the shed, hop over the fence, go up on
the stairs.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Yeah, that's that's challenging for sure. But that's like American gladiators. Yeah,
what you're talking about is cartoonish shit. This is this
is always Spider Man and and a few of the
X Men, frankly couldn't even handle this kind.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Of a tag. Okay, So that's how it happened. And
then people saying Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Did that, Yeah that he killed that, he killed her,
because it was pretty soon after that whole thing went down.
But that's not the colaborate, right, and why would he
kill like her body was in a way that somebody
fell off a building.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
You know what I'm saying, Eddie Murphy was on top
of the building.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
No, they just said they had They just say that
Eddie Murphy had her kid Carl.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Saying that she swung and then Eddie Murphy took a
big parrot.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
I I certainly the the AI overview of Google says
that this she was known for publicly calling out Eddie
Murphy and downlow men. I guess then became part of
her her identity in in sort of becoming this public figure.
And uh, and yes, died in this this way that
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you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
She was in Paris is burning.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
That's interesting. So maybe this wasn't the woman that he
picked up.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
This was perhaps a different Yeah, because this was trans model,
performer and activist. So the person he picked up was
not necessarily Yeah. I think that person's name was like
Skylark or something. So maybe this is one that I
don't know about.
Speaker 7 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
So Octavia Saint Laurent was just a an actress, a performer,
a model who I guess became very vocal about Eddie
Murphy having been been queer and hiding it.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
I mean, you got to kill somebody for that, like
you're famous.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
I'm just going to eat this rumor, like.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
I'll say this.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
The opening track for Eddie Murphy's first album.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Is Oh, comedy album.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
His comedy album, It's but I'm saying the first track.
I think it might whichever Delirious is first. He Delirious
first track, yeah, the second. The first track of his
second album is revisiting My God.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
I get it right off the old stuff for the
New hour.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Talking about this, he definitely goes in on raw for sure.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
I think there's a level of like anti queerness that
that very much was a part of, Like the way
a man was and he was the sexiest man on
the planet. I think there was no like, oh, I
get to just be out here and and be set
having sex with trans sex workers. I think he very
(46:24):
much was like, no, that has to go away.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, that's different than killing somebody. And I think to
to the larger.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Point of of Eddie Murphy's lore, there's also the Johnny
Gill claims that they get in like a relationship all
this time, and.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yeah, there was another one I think I'm not spreading this.
I'm too close to Eddie.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
He dropped you off.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Don't say nothing.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
He's there with a newspaper hide in his face, like
in disguise. But you could just go in size.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
I think that'll be cool about it? Man? Uh yeah,
I think.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
I think certainly these claims have existed and those people
have not been threatened or murdered. I think there's a
very little likelihood that maybe he actively killed the person,
and more he really didn't want that information to come out.
So yeah, he's willing to be like, Yeah, I give
out money at night three am is my favorite time.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
I'm gonna choose to believe him.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, that's beautiful. Yeah, we're really happy for you, Carol.
That's good. That's good. I'm far away from Eddie Burkley,
So Carl, this is great.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Could you tell the people where they can find you
what cool shit you got going on?
Speaker 1 (47:42):
H Yeah, just follow me on Instagram at damn it
called d A M M I T C A r
L c A r L.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Right, No, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
You try to A M M I T C A
r L.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Yeah, and I'm around U c B Theater if you
if you're in l A in the summertime and U
c B Theater, New York if you're in New York
in the fall.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Fuck yeah, follow Carl, go see and perform. He's the best.
He's the funniest.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Who got joke seven? Hell yeah? All right.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
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money in jokes.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, that's pretty nice, pretty cool, which was probably more
than they were getting out of them jokes. Anyways, let's
be honest. He wasn't skilling great people's jokes. He was
shy people's. You don't think that.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
You don't think they're hitting on the bank teller like
you know, Robin Williams robbed.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Me that check and the bank teller knows comedy. Oh
so he took your joke, he did it better.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, is here signed by missus Duart. I don't think
we cashed that Kalitans are racist money.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Can't tell me I forgot that. It was my turn
to start there. It is. Ladies and gentlemen, little Mama's.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
And gentiles alike, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My
Mama Told Me.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
black conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
And you know what we're about to prove not a
goddamn thing.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We not helping you with nothing, no help. It don't help.
You want to learn how to invest? Get the fuck
out of here. What come on? You asked us? You
want to repair your credit.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Our guest today has been with us. Uh, we've already
been talking. Is your third parents? Yeah, and and a
favorite of mine, a favorite of David's. We we are
always pleased when this gentleman is here. You know him
from from SNL as a writer on SNL, you know
him from Grand Crew, you know him from so many
goddamn shows. It's frustrating. As an actor.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You go Carl again. Damn it. This motherfucker's funny sometimes place.
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I wanted that job, and this motherfucker's so funny. I
understand why it's happening. He's the best.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Give it up for Carl tar Man. I think the bigger,
the booty, the finer idiot.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And now we can convince her.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
She walked switching that big old booty and all that.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
It ain't nothing but.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Do do in.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Dick Gregory right, he really went off the rails at
the end.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Man, I said, I said it to you already a
white whale for this podcast. The dream it would have
been to have Dick Gregory on here talking about do
doo and booties.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I used to watch those YouTube videos and he would
be so mad at the dude to ask you the questions.
So the dude would just be like, so, what do
you think about Michael Jackson? You asked me about Michael Jackson?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What more time?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
He would always say, huh, you got to think about
Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson, I remember this. This is the
one that stands out to me the most. Michael Jackson
wasn't no god damn pedophile.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Was gay? What is I are you asking me about? Michael?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Let me go home, boy, I kill you.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Get out of this jam. I'm lost.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I haven't agreed to an interview in thirty eight years?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Are you my motherfucker myself? Nothing but do do down here?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Dick Gregory was such a brilliant comedian that he became
funny on accident, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Like, he's truly best case scenario too. I think that's
as good as a send.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
He really was, Like, I don't even gotta fucking try anymore.
I'll just everything I say sounds funny and also insightful.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, I'm just crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Are stand ups? Let me ask you this, and we
talk about this for twenty minutes, and then we'll never
get to the what type of stand ups do y'all?
Think y'all would be in the nineteen sixties. So I've
seen You've seen Dick Gregory. They all down cigarette and
they do like racially based humor. Godfrey Cambridge, people like this,
(04:18):
like the Negro today.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, I would love to audience. I would love to
say that I would be doing that. I would be
doing party records. Yeah, I would be doing Red Fox
set up, set up, small punch, big punch, set up,
set up, small punch, big punch. Yeah, and talking about
my wife gave me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, it would be that I go crazy. I think
I think I would go crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Last on Spotify's Red Fox was my number one artist.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
WHOA.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Here's why I was on the road a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
In the hotels, Like at home, I sleep with the
TV on, and the hotels, for some reason, I can't
get to sleep if the TV is on.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It might be right up in there.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I think it's it's consuming more room with the like yeah,
like little ass room, big ass lights.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
The brightest TV is a hotel room of the hotel
room TV.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And so I would turn on like just like Spotify
Red Fox album and just go to sleep to that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Which is insane choice.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's why it's insane. That's not what I feel like laughing.
It's in bed time.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I want to I want to go to I want
to have good dreams. So I wanted I want something funny.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Carl rolls up and you should and goes good night.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He really doesn't miss so red fun hilarious.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
It was crazy, how like the clip that he would
just come up with. I wonder if he was writing
these or if these were like general jokes that everybody
put their spin on.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I mean, I don't even care, man, it's yeah sometimes
like sometimes even when I hear somebody do a street
joke to me, if you like, told the ship out
of it, I really don't care.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
There were people, and I think it's harder to find now,
but there were people that had evolved beyond like accountability
for the art form, you.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, yeah, oh yeah, you hear it all the time
of like Robin Williams used to steal jokes and it's like, well, yeah,
but he's gonna be funnier about it than you were.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, but he's insane.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, I let him have it, joke.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I've seen a lot of unfunny people murder beautiful jokes.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
When somebody is an hilarious joke and they just like
blow it talking, it's like, oh, you're bout it, You're
just about it talking, man. Yeah. And I'm not.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
An advocate for stealing jokes in any kind of way,
but god damn like Robin Williams is just gonna be unbeatable,
Red Fox is unbeatable. I don't care if that's from
a nigga on the street. He's better at it.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Let it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Some people are just funnier.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, yeah, some people are hilarious. Some people don't have
to say anything funny.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, Carl, you you came here today with a conspiracy
theory that that that I assume has to hit close
to home. I I can only presume that that this
is is something that affects you directly.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Surprisingly well, yes, but and not not in the way
that you think it would.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh wow, okay, Okay, Well, then I'll tell them that
that call your theory is my mama told me.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
They want black people to be lactose and.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Tolerant and foom goes to dynamite. They do, I think
they do. Huh. But guess what.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm not damn how Okay, because I was talking about
this earlier. What level, because I always assume that minorities,
all minorities don't drink milk, or foreign people or whatever.
Like I'm not lactose intolerant, but I couldn't, Like I
couldn't drink a glass of whole milk.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
No, Nah, probably would it mess you up in a
bad way? Or would you just be.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
A little It would mess me up in a bad
what about you? I can drink it, but I would
have regrets.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, like it wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I wouldn't call myself lactose intolerant, but I'm definitely what
everybody is where, like I should do that.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's how I feel, like a milkshake will fuck me up?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Interesting not me. It don't do nothing to me.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yeah, and uh damn you strong on the God's strongest
soldiers don't crazy. And I've been waiting because people say,
like every black person gets to a certain age when
they become lactose intolerance. I'm getting up there as far
as black man years. I'm in my twilight, Yeah, thirty six.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Once you get some white in here and it's there.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, not keeping shaved because it's all My hair is great.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
The hair that still grows.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Brother, it's coming from me better than you.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
But I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I'm not affected by it.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I can.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I can drink a milkshake. I can.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I mean, I still use milk in my cereal. I
do use Fair Life though, because it's protein milk right right, right,
So you.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Just want to be more buff.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
You ain't got nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You're not worried about the effects of any of this,
saying Okay, that's different, though, that is better.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
But I can drink home like if I'm at like, Okay,
it's gonna sound crazy if it's probably not. But if
I if there's ever cookies around, I always have to ask,
Like I got.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You said it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I thought you were gonna have some kind of crazy
beliefs in Palestine. You just said the most reasonable ship.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I know why he was struggling because he's implying if I,
if I may, it seems as if he's doing this
in people's homes as much as it's not like at
a cookie restaurant.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I've done this on a plane.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah, you know, Alaska gives you cookies and they're usually
pretty fresh. And if if you like sitting in first
class or whatever and not not a flex.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's Alaska to Seattle brother first.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Man, first on somebody else's die.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
But they give you cookies. And I always ask the flight,
did y'all hapen to have milk on this flame? She
was like no, But nobody's ever asked for milk. I
don't think like we have like little creamers.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
That's the first ship. They quit you and they quit
splitting you smoke and drink milk.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Nobody's trying to drink milk with their spaghetti in the sixties.
Now that's crazy to me. People used to drink milk
with dinner.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, yeah, that's that. I knew some kids in high
school like that. It's that's nasty to me. I will say,
making milk to get like quench your thirst is like
the most disgusting.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It is the most like uh America. The way that
I think white people imagine they wanted to go back.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
To it is milk.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
The level of wholesome where you're just like, milk make
me strong. I drink milk.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Milk is maga, But is it not crazy to you?
I did how much do you have to consume? How
many resources to have a meal?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
No, it's nuts. Steal baby, cow milk to dab your
fucking shitty drive meat low.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
And we did learn that that's not true, right, that
that the amount of coucil and the milk is negligible.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
But who got milk thing was like a push yeah
by propagaria.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
So I think they want us to be like Tolson
tolerance for when the race war happens.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So we are gonna be on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Oh when milk becomes like an essential resource.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Not just hey, drink the milk. They allow us to
have the milk, but it messes up our guts right
right time. I'm gonna have to be one of the ones.
And I don't want this. I don't even want this responsibility.
Great power, but I'm gonna have.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
To be on the front lines because milk don't bother me.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I'm gonna be sitting there dipping that Alaska Airlines cookie
to a glass.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Being like, come on, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, we're not just talking to a man, We're talking
to a general.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Unfortunately, I didn't want this to be to be me.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Now, Now, what do you think they're doing that that
is especially nefarious to make this happen?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
That I can't tell.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
You because I'm trying to figure out how they affect
and maybe milk is maybe the white whole milk is
the actual thing that takes us down more than racism,
more than yeah it's up there, that is what that is.
They figured this out. Maybe we wasn't even drinking cow's
(12:20):
milk back in the day and somebody went home, Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
All the slaves, farty.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Slave on the walk. Wait a minute, that gives me
an idea. If they stink all the time, they won't.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Fuck each other. We can't have that.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I'll make them sink on Thursday. You know my question
about milk in that because maybe people did. Who started
drinking milk? Where did it start? A sick motherfucker, that's
what I'm saying. That's nasty. Somebody was because the first
and got it off the tap.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah you know that right, and they put their mouth
on it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah they did, That's what I'm saying. They put it
into a bucket, the first guy, and then they had
to live on the outskirts of town.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
They sucked and they pulled, and then there was pea
coming down and they didn't give a fu and that ship.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, that was a nasty motherfucker did that.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
And some and then the next guy was like, no,
we gotta put that in a bucket, and then he
drinking out the bucket.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
He was freak.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
The next guy was like, that stuff's got a lot
of stuff in it. We gotta figure out how to
clean that. Clearly something is good about it. Yeah, it
takes so sweet. Yeah, killed three of my brothers, but
they so we got to figure out how to clean
it up. Put it in some cheese cloth or something.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I mean they did do right though. Because milk got
a lot of uses.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
It's the best.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna do you' all like milk.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, I drink a lot of Core Powers Corporate now
a forty two.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Grams Core Powers the extra that's approach.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, put its milk.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
It's pretty much. It's fair Life. Yeah, it's made by
that same the same brand. It's a protein shake. It's
really good, the best. And I like the vanilla ones really.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I do the chocolate one. Yeah. Sometimes strawberry banana.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I wish they wouldn't mix them.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I one hundred percent agree with that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I do not like that strawberry and bananas show up together.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I don't think they go together, like that either.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I think they're fine efficiently No real, I think so okay,
like you're it for smoothie.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, I'm talking about like candy. No, no, I agree
with me with that. I agree.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I think banana flavor. We've talked about it on the
podcast a few times. Banana flavor is vile.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Now it's only for putting for me.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The laffy Taffy's hit for me. You're a laugh taffy.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
And I also am a this man. I'm about to
get eight up on life for this one. Okay, that's
quick milk. When they had the milk, like the individual,
all the individual, but they had a banana one and
they would sell that a mind school.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I didn't even know about it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
It was fired that went somewhere.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I didn't even I didn't even know it was possible.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Google it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I gotta I gotta look at google it.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Talk.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Wait, so you.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You were, in essence, this this man sucking on a
county because you were the first man to walk a boy, frankly,
to walk into a convenience store. See that, and make
that bold choice sucking on a rabbit's.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Teat his banana tea. How then they had a rabbit,
so on us milk.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
None of it made none of it makes sense. But
that's how stupid we were. And that is the nostalgia
I think they're aiming for. Is like you can just
put an animal next to it and tell them it's
good for them, and they'll fucking take it. All the
powers that be. They don't give a shit about like
Christian values. Really, they just want you morally in a
(15:55):
place where milk is all you think about.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I wonder what is the origin of Like, is it
is it true that black people have weaker guts?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I don't think weaker. Weaker is not what it means.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Is it that we are we are people who are like,
you should not be drinking this.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I think that's what it is. I think it's like
not really something you necessarily need to be consuming. It's
the whole thing is superfluous. Yeah, and then like to
not have a tolerance to it is almost that's the
true weakness or to you know what I mean, to
build up the tolerance to this thing you shouldn't be drinking.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
You're saying to consume poison and not flinch is more
the problem?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm saying on the whole. I'm
saying on the whole, saying on the whole is crazy
to drink. It's a crazy thing to drink. We don't
give our ship away. We don't give our ship. We
don't even give our ship to other people. Actually, you're
trying to get some titty milk off somebody. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
You got to get it off the black market there.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You gotta get it from a black tastes like cereal.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Milk, White Lady milk is cold, it comes out cold,
powdery milk. There actually is a a large black market
like audience for for breast milk for exactly the reason
you're saying that, Like dudes are trying to get more
buff by drinking breast.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Milk, like there's more protein.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, they say it's a lot more protein.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
It's a lot more protein.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
And it's protein specifically geared towards like human human growth
as opposed to cow milk is giving you cow growth
or whatever?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
The fuck? Oh? Interesting?
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Is that? And that's working? Have you tried that?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I would love to source it, mm hmm, just you
never seen. Okay, we could work out a deal.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I got access to to a fair amount of it.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh yeah, no, I can't.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Have you tried it breast milk, Yeah, I've tried it.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Is it is?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
It tastes like it tastes like slightly sweeter milk.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
It doesn't it. It's like almond milk texture. So it's thinner.
But you just took like a drink. You didn't like
pour it on fruity pebbles. No, no, no, I didn't
make it active. No, it feels like very labor intensive.
I've seen a woman have to pump before. Yeah, it
seems like a lot to get.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
It is a lot to get a little and you
do learn to respect it quite a bit when it
becomes sustenance for your child.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, you're like, yeah, this is pressing.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Drop it.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
You're not tossing it around. You used to it behind
his ears.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Go out.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
You literally start counting bags and you're like, all right,
well we can make it through this day. We'll keep
you alive. And then I got to start making other choices.
So you're like, no, I'm not. I don't fuck around
with that shit. But but no, it's it's not.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
One time we was in CHICAO go actually at the
Soho House Chicago, and these girls at the ball was
just like, excuse me, would you ever try breast milk?
And my first my knee jerk reaction like no, no, no,
probably not. And they got so mad at ye. And
then Jason man Zukis walked up behind it and they
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were like, would you ever try breast milk? He was
like absolutely, and they were just like the reason why
this guy is better than you?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And I'm like, man, they got mad.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
They were trying to set you up, friend.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, they got mad at me. They were like you
ain't You're not a man.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
They wanted you to feel small.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Yeah, baby, yes, that's what I was thinking. I was like,
I didn't think that this was going to be so polarizing.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
The best thing that happens if you drink breast mil scenario.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Also, you don't want me to be like fetishizing this,
Yeah you know what I mean, Like, don't introduce a
new thing for me. Yeah, I've agreed that that's not
for me. You don't have to complicate this for me.
And now it's complicated. Now it's complicated.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You two attractive women are now upset with me.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Were they offering, No, they weren't offering. They just were
like it was like a It was like a like
a man hating conversation. Just won't even try the breast milk.
I hadn't thought about it like that. Yeah, I was
also a formula baby.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, I love myself. You've never even had breast milk.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
No, my mom had me in high school. He couldn't
be breastfeeding. She had to go to work, had to
go to class school school.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, because you're thirty six, right, it feels like there weren't.
I don't feel like everybody had a pump back then
like that.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
No, the pump was like the one for churning butter.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It's like it was like in the center of an
African village.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah, the well one drive today nineteen eighty nine, or
a wood paneled hamiltap beat.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
In then us on the table.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Imagine the Flinstone days. Like what animal do you think?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Oh man, it's just a tytick his nose in and
spit it out.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
He's like, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
All right, we need to take a break. We're gonna
be back with more car tark more. My mama told me.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
We we Carl are still talking about your conspiracy of
laxtose intolerance and whether or not there is an intentional
effort to make us lactose intolerant. I will tell you
that our producer Bay did some research on this conversation
and and pointed me to a gentleman by the name
of Pedro Quat Trey Casas. I did my best on
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that Pedro, yep, Pedro. Four houses.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
That's a good name.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
That's a good name. Four house.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
He's sitting an eventley in front of one of them.
Don't know what.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You don't know which one this one is not. You
don't know where in the order this one is.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
That's just one of them.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Pedro of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine actually did a
study somewhat accidentally by discovering that thirty one of like
the the forty one, yeah, thirty forty one.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Forty one black people they were giving syphilis.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Black also turned out to be la but thirty I
think this syphilis is triggering something. Uh, thirty one of
them in this study, who were also I guess a
part of his program ended up of the black men
ended up being lactose intolerant. Of the forty one black
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men that were participants in this program, black people, And
so he discovers this correlation of black people being lactose
intolerant and tries to make it this larger, more public
conversation and everybody is like, get out of here.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, but they don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
They don't want to hear it. We don't care.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I don't think there's a ton of money in it, right,
I think it's I think that there's a ton of
money and black black people being lactose intolerant. I think
you have to sell cereal.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, but I think there's way more money in making
sure that that we keep milk in all communities.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, they can't afford to lose a single.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
You gotta keep milk around because isn't dairy.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's like sugar right where it's like mostly government subsidized
that like so it makes its own money, it's its
own industries. Yeah, yeah, you can't pull that.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
You gotta have and milk is on the food table.
Milk and cheese is on the food Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, they made that food table though, Yeah, to sell
us milk. Yeah, there's a bunch of ship that's in
that food pyramid that we got as kids that isn't
supposed to be consumed at the scale.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
That there's I think the conspiracy theory overall is not
keeping us lactose intolerant, ignoring the fact that we are
drinking milk and keeps us What what I said was
we also was actually strong because we're not supposed to
be drinking it. But you cannot fight in the war
if you are on the toilet.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
That's true. That that is, that is that is real,
that's objective. That is really, that is real.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
And here's to support that claim. There is quite a
bit of evidence, it seems, of there being documentation of
black people's allergy to lack to lactose. That like, this
isn't just like some ship. This dude discovered for the
first time that like some uh, there's articles of like
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some Black Americans avoid dairy foods due to lactose intolerance,
a key reason dairy consumption is lower in the community.
So they're tracking this on a financial level, but they're
not like wanting to do something about it. Yeah, they're
just being like, now, we noticed we sell less in
black communities.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I mean, I was telling our producer Bay right before
we started this, I always kind of assumed all minorities
don't fuck with milk. I always kind of think of
milk as a white thing like I don't.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Okay, did yaws? Did y'all's grandma's started eating turkey bacon
in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
No, but my mom had a friend who got really
bigger than turkey bacon all out of nowhere, turkey bacon
and turkey sausage all this. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
No, my my grandma smoked poule mall so she was
real bacon.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Change my grandma.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
My grandma also smoked. She smoked door rous okay, okay,
and filter king cools okay, but she started eating turkey bacon.
Pork started getting phased out black families. And now I
think pork is pretty not going, but it's it's leaving.
Besides ribs.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
I feel like I'm saying barbecues feel like they immediately changed.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Ribs and Lynx links pork you.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Grandma the other day because I said, when I come home,
I want you to fry some porkos. My grandma's porktos
great and she was like, you can't be eating that
pork no more.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
And yeah, She's.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Like, I cook it, but you can't.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You ain't supposed to be eating that? Yeah, yeah, are you?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
And you're not out on pork either, not fully, but
I don't make it at the house.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Sure, but like I will barbecue ribs and I think
I still love it.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I feel.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I don't keep bacon in the house.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah it's that for But do you any type of bacon?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Like I just don't like fixed bacon at the house. Okay,
I do like a but you have.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
A chop at the house. What you mean you'll have
a pork chopping the house.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
No, I don't do that either.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
I have, but I have done that because like you
know how you be in the grocery store and it
might be like like for me, it has happened like
post hooping in the summer, and you walk through the
grocery like I gotta get a dinner situation to night,
and you walk through the grocery you feel like you
don't worked out because you've been running, and then you
go kind of wants some punk.
Speaker 9 (27:23):
Chops, Yeah, but man, feels incredible and buy them up,
batter them up, put it in the plant in the
zip lock bag, and it's like, this was good, But
I probably shouldn't have been eating that.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Sure, you have regrets, but you haven't given up the
warm feeling.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I mean, so we meet, right, No, I don't. I don't,
it's understand.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I think that that pitch of it being the other
white meat is like another campaign.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I think that we're trying to reposition pork to not
be a bad food when we had kind of all agreed, like.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It that's not good for you? Is it bad because
the pigs don't sweat? Is it bad because they're so smart? Like? What?
What is the just a fatty meat? Because so it's
beat I.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Think history tells us that the reason pigs were put
down is because they were unclean or harder to clean,
and so people were getting sick from pork.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
More often, like if it's not cooked, because you get
like what tricken thatllar or whatever that's pork.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Pigs eat ship, Yeah, they play in it.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
They eat it.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Yeah, and then you gotta clean it and don't cows
living ship like you've driven up the drink. Cows eat grass.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
But you think.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Pigs, I thought pigs ate like corn and grain.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
They can, but they can also like pope, they could
survive on a lot of ship that that you put
in front of them. Okay, it's not that they have
to eat ship. It's just that like they were letting
them eat ship eat shit.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
They're smart though, right, They're like very smart. Yeah, that's
the smartest livestock animal and there. And they're like very
close to us physically, like their skin is similar and
all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, and they could cry real tears. Yeah, they're sad motherfuckers.
Damn from the WIZ.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
That's a reference.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Only three people will listen, are gonna get it, but
they're gonna enjoy that.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
The last thing that I'll that I'll tell you is that,
according to registered dietitian tomorrow S Melton, the confusion often
begins with households. I have found that black parents experience
symptoms with lactose intolerance, and because they are not sure
how to manage or avoid these symptoms, they will past
their avoidance behavior to their children. And so our lack
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of even owning lactose intolerance as like a part of
our identity. She's saying is because our parents did the same.
They all got diarrhea, and then they handed us diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
I do get that because I have a high tolerance
for letting food put me down. You know what I'm saying,
Like you just eat something, you're like, oh god, damn,
I gotta go to bed. Yeah, and you don't even
think like maybe there was some stuff within that meal,
you know what I mean. It's just like I eat
a big ass meal. It's fucking seven o'clock on Sunday night.
I let me go to sleep yep, like you, I
just I just will let food take me out, bro.
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I never blamed the food.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
The worst the worst food poisoning I ever got in
my life, where I was like truly both ends crippled
on my mother's bathroom floor for hours and hours was
two hamburger meal from McDonald's at like three am, like
the that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
The worst food poison I ever got was McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Too, truly took me out. I could feel it as
it was going down. The first burger I ate it,
and I was like, something one right about that. It
just felt probably sitting for a while, it felt unsafe.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That cheese outside of a certain temperature range is poisoned.
I'm a hamburger guy. I told him take that cheese off. Okay,
So I didn't even have cheese, So would you be
getting like double wouldn't during the double cheeseburger. You just
get a double burger, that's right. Damn damn carry hours
so different, so different. Yeah, we can come together under
this sad.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Cheese is such a big Like my grandma used to
do that and we would go to McDonald She be like,
give me get two hamburgers and so French fried potatoes
and make sure my potatoes is hot, because last time
I came, they was cold, and.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It was embarrass that it wasn't cold. It was fine.
She ordered hamburgs and grandma cheese. We got cheese at
the house.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
I I love that putting a craft single on hamburgers.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
To me is I funk with cheeseburgers everywhere else except
except for McDonald's where I go. No, I don't like
the way their cheese feels like the double to me.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Interesting it is it is, there's a textra to it. See,
I like it too. I put cheese on the chicken. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I heard you earlier and it made me sad, but
I didn't want.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
To want to bring it up.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, I don't do that, bro. I had to cut
McDonald's out of my life. Man, I miss McDonald's a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
You don't you're gonna go back, it's gonna be the
same as it is.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
I haven't had like a really bad battle food poison
I can remember. But I did what I was telling
you all about when I first got home from the job,
Like my body said there was stomach issues that we
couldn't identify, you know what it was, And so like
I've just cut out a bunch of stuff. And it sucks, man,
because this world is like America is. We're all big
(32:43):
because of convenience, you know what I mean. And now
it's like I gotta I have to eat something good.
Eating I don't know if my stomach is going to just.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Be like psych Eating something reasonable takes real fucking work, which.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Is crazy because convenience. So was like have you ever
eaten meat? Like, have you ever prepared meat? Yeah? From
like straight when you killed it. It's so much work.
It's so much work. Make me like the fact that
we could just get ground beef. It's crazy, you know
what I mean, Like that's so much work.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
No, it speaks to what you and I were talking
about earlier, of like we're not really supposed to be here,
you know what I mean, Like all of us who
cannot hunt, who cannot gather, who cannot do any of
the things that would have like provided our own resources,
We're not supposed to have survived Cape. So if it
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has poison in it, that's just the deal. Yeah, that's
part of it is that they're they're going to poison
you. You didn't you didn't catch this milk milk.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It is.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Damn you're gonna eat this. You're gonna drink this milk
milk because I don't. I don't think the reason why
I asked about turkey bacon a little while ago. I
keep going off on changers, but I asked about because
I don't think the nut milks and things have caught
on tremendously in outside of the coasts.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah, milk is nasty as white.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
I do not care for almond milk, no except men
like oat milk.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I really don't care because it's salty.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
It tastes like water is bad.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
But almond milk I can do in like smoothies and
stuff like that. Right, But and I also have had
a oat milk macha that I was like, okay, this
these flavor profiles work.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That was pretty good with little gave in there that
was hidden.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
But I don't think like in the South, like my
grandma is not buying oat milk.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
She's not buying almond milk.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
If anything, she's just getting skim think.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I don't think that they have even bothered trying to
target the black community with that stuff. Yeah milk, Yeah,
nut milks. I think oat milk, none of it.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Nut milk sounds.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Hard, black tape, that's what. That's what black people we
will buy.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Instead of buying whole milk or two percent or because
they're not buying nut milks like no, like.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, And this podcast is brought to you by nutmel
nothing Big Nut Milk is paying us on a hefty
penny to talk about like.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
We had to use the coolies if we was drinking nuts.
You can show that.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
We're trying to take one more break and when we
come back, we're gonna do a voicemail voicemail more Carl
Tart more.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
My mama told me, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
But we're back j D's Revenge every day.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I don't even know. Sometimes we just gather things.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yes, I think that's JD's Revenge. A horror movie hmm hmm,
starring uh, what's my man? He just got a Hollywood star,
Glenn Turman. Glenn Turman just got a Hollywood star. Yeah,
I didn't know that, that's right. I just a picture
of him and Ben Vereen the other day.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Yeah you liked it. They're best friends. Oh, since I
guess since high school they've known each other.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
That's not that's that is great.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, they dressed the same kind of like old black silly.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah, Glennman is like cowboy, you know.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah, yeah, it's the same, like vibe so somehow, and yeah,
they're enjoy silly, you know, because that's all black series
and black them making silly.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
They're artist.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
How many ascots you got?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I bet you can't put on one? I bet you
I can't.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
All right, we're gonna do a voicemail. We we got
a lot of voicemails from people this month's let's do
this and here we go.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
He David A. Lingston. What's going on? Is Daveon from Brooklyn.
I wanted to drop this on you. I think I
left this message before, but I was probably a little high,
and now I got more information. I really want to
get into it. As it is July one, when I'm
dropping this message. Okay, okay, we got well, not my mom,
(37:24):
but my mother told.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Me same person.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Is that a distinction for you, gentlemen?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
No, mom and mother?
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Is that those hitting?
Speaker 8 (37:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I think maybe, just maybe this dude is biracial.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Oh perhaps yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Perhaps he says, my mother is supposed I call her
my mama.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, and so you're saying mother indicates white mom.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Maybe, so I'm guessing mother.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Only Condescendon was.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Mama and then mommy for like into the twenties and
then pay Yeah, I say sometimes too, I say mom, yeah, right,
were you ever a mommy kid?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I don't think so. I think I came out of man.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Mommy didn't roll off the Southern tongue.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Oh yeah. I never hear about so anybody in the
South say mommy. Nah.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I don't say no, mama or ma.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I hear people from the East Coast say mom me too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
New York people say mommy yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah. They talk like babies out there, though, damn, okay,
they talk like little babies.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I want you to experience that's how babies talk, yo, yo, bro,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Like babies, everything is like identifying the person as you
talk to them.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yo, son, yo, son. Yeah, they do, they do. They
do refer to you in conversation a lot when in
conversation with you. Yeah, whatever their choice.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
My daughter says daddy every time. That's how New York
people talk to people. They'll say your name over and
over again. And it's like, Oh, it's because y'all are
stupid babies, damn you really?
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, that came from a real place to I.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Spent enough time there to be like, oh, these thinkers
are being children.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Okay, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
I get the vibes, and I'm not that doesn't have
to be but smirching that that you guys are having
fun and.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
We're gonna clip it. They're gonna go nuts.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
You guys are having fun in the way that babies
have fun. And I think that's cool. Your baby's on
the train and that's fun as hell.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Goddamn. Ain't that a good movie, Babies on the Train? Yeah,
of course it's a good movie. That's on the point.
We all want to see that film.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
I'm checking these motherfucking babies on this motherfucking train.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
They're just crawling around, don't understand, don't.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Na Oh damn now, my brain that Eddie Murphy killed
a trans woman.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
God, that was a crazy transition. Yeah, he was like,
what was I trying to say? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
There was a trans model named Octavia Saint Laurent that
was going to release her All to Tell All book
about black celebrities that was sleeping with trans women, and
she had a very famous clip before she died where
she specifically hinted at Eddie Murphy. And she wound up
(40:47):
dead in between two buildings and they ruled it a suicide,
but everybody that knew her said it wasn't a suicide
and they believed that Eddie Murphy killed her.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Think about that?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Did you know anyway?
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Let me know, because that's it as well, because Rebbie,
I mean, Murphy got caught with a transnal once too,
and we completely forgot that. And he's an actor, real subslately,
like he don't even act like regular Eddie Murphy, act
like robot Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
All right, that's what I want to get into this
Eddie Murphy. Yeah, which is a lot of our voicemails
is when it comes out somebody being like, this is
a person very angry at Eddie Murphy. I'm not saying
that that makes the claim illegitimate. I am saying that,
like this is coming from a more original place than
(41:34):
just defending the queer community.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Actually, just watch the video about this.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
Yeah, Apparently Eddie Murphy used to drive around in the
Santa Monica Boulevard area just like handing out money and
to like sex workers and stuff. Yeah, I don't know
if it's like I think it's like he was just
being not get off the streets. And so of course
(41:59):
one night he said, you was just giving one a ride.
Homie saw one late at night and he was like,
you gotta get you got to get from out here,
like it's dangerous out here. Let me take you home.
And he got caught with her. And I have no
like dog in the fight.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Because I've seen the press conference. It sounds like, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
The coolest I've ever seen somebody lie, you know what
I mean, Like he looked coolest ship when he was
explaining it. And I was like, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Man, but that woman did die.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
And it was at a building like in Koreatown, and
it was one of the old school buildings. Apparently she
had caught she had crawled up the fire escape trying
to get into an apartment and they would like crawl
all the way up to the roof for something if
they didn't have a key and climbed down like a
rope or a sheet or something like that, and try
to swing into a window like Tarzan style, and the
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window was closed and they slipped and fell.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
This is how they had to get into her her.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
This is how she got into her apartment.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah night, Yeah, Batman's stole Batman style. And then I get.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
That though I've had a place that was tough to
get into if you forgot your kids. I had to
go to the Toyota dealership next door, get on top
of the shed, hop over the fence, go up on
the stairs.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Yeah, that's that's challenging for sure. But that's like American gladiators. Yeah,
what you're talking about is cartoonish shit. This is this
is always Spider Man and and a few of the
X Men, frankly couldn't even handle this kind.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Of a tag. Okay, So that's how it happened. And
then people saying Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Did that, Yeah that he killed that, he killed her,
because it was pretty soon after that whole thing went down.
But that's not the colaborate, right, and why would he
kill like her body was in a way that somebody
fell off a building.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
You know what I'm saying, Eddie Murphy was on top
of the building.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
No, they just said they had They just say that
Eddie Murphy had her kid Carl.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Saying that she swung and then Eddie Murphy took a
big parrot.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
I I certainly the the AI overview of Google says
that this she was known for publicly calling out Eddie
Murphy and downlow men. I guess then became part of
her her identity in in sort of becoming this public figure.
And uh, and yes, died in this this way that
(44:34):
you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
She was in Paris is burning.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
That's interesting. So maybe this wasn't the woman that he
picked up.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
This was perhaps a different Yeah, because this was trans model,
performer and activist. So the person he picked up was
not necessarily Yeah. I think that person's name was like
Skylark or something. So maybe this is one that I
don't know about.
Speaker 7 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
So Octavia Saint Laurent was just a an actress, a performer,
a model who I guess became very vocal about Eddie
Murphy having been been queer and hiding it.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
I mean, you got to kill somebody for that, like
you're famous.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
I'm just going to eat this rumor, like.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
I'll say this.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
The opening track for Eddie Murphy's first album.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Is Oh, comedy album.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
His comedy album, It's but I'm saying the first track.
I think it might whichever Delirious is first. He Delirious
first track, yeah, the second. The first track of his
second album is revisiting My God.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
I get it right off the old stuff for the
New hour.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Talking about this, he definitely goes in on raw for sure.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
I think there's a level of like anti queerness that
that very much was a part of, Like the way
a man was and he was the sexiest man on
the planet. I think there was no like, oh, I
get to just be out here and and be set
having sex with trans sex workers. I think he very
(46:24):
much was like, no, that has to go away.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, that's different than killing somebody. And I think to
to the larger.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Point of of Eddie Murphy's lore, there's also the Johnny
Gill claims that they get in like a relationship all
this time, and.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yeah, there was another one I think I'm not spreading this.
I'm too close to Eddie.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
He dropped you off.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Don't say nothing.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
He's there with a newspaper hide in his face, like
in disguise. But you could just go in size.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
I think that'll be cool about it? Man? Uh yeah,
I think.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
I think certainly these claims have existed and those people
have not been threatened or murdered. I think there's a
very little likelihood that maybe he actively killed the person,
and more he really didn't want that information to come out.
So yeah, he's willing to be like, Yeah, I give
out money at night three am is my favorite time.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
I'm gonna choose to believe him.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, that's beautiful. Yeah, we're really happy for you, Carol.
That's good. That's good. I'm far away from Eddie Burkley,
So Carl, this is great.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Could you tell the people where they can find you
what cool shit you got going on?
Speaker 1 (47:42):
H Yeah, just follow me on Instagram at damn it
called d A M M I T C A r
L c A r L.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Right, No, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
You try to A M M I T C A
r L.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Yeah, and I'm around U c B Theater if you
if you're in l A in the summertime and U
c B Theater, New York if you're in New York
in the fall.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Fuck yeah, follow Carl, go see and perform. He's the best.
He's the funniest.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Who got joke seven? Hell yeah? All right.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
You can follow me at Langston Carmen. On all social
media platforms. You can like, subscribe, rate, review, follow the YouTube.
Speaker 7 (48:21):
Uh, call call.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
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to hear from you. Please keep sending your emails. We
are still reading the emails, we are still wanting to
engage with them. But these voicemails have been so fun
that we we sort of put the the email a
little on hole. But we're coming back, bitch.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
And you can send that to my mama pot at
gmail dot com. Uh, we would love to hear from you.
And and that's the that's all we gotta say. Bye, bitch, Will.
Speaker 7 (48:56):
My Mama told me.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
It's a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network
and iHeart Podcasts.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Greeted and hosted by Langston Krektin, co hosted by David Bori,
Executive produced by Will Farrell Hansani and Olivia Aguilon. Co
produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Kommon, music by Nick Chambers.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
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Speaker 3 (49:20):
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