May 13, 2021 • 15 mins
Langston answers listeners' conspiracies about Operation Paperclip and the secret Nazi history behind Fanta.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Mother fucking many years, many mother fucking manyisode. Bang Bang
bang skeep skeep skeep. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to another
phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where
we dive deep deep into the pockets of black conspiracy
(00:26):
theories and we finally worked to prove the theories that
you the listener have at home. It's your time to shine, baby.
You get to shine by listening to me talk for
roughly fifteen to twenty minutes, or until I get tired.
It's usually in that span. After a while, I get
the list really sounds precise in my ears in a
(00:47):
way that I that's unsettling for me. I took speech
classes for an entire year fourth grade. Me and three
other kids would get pulled out of English class and
taken down to a much smaller and much more shameful
classroom where they would make us play games and they
would give us candy every time we says out of
our stupid mouths. It was a journey each time trying
(01:09):
to explain to my my classmates where I was going
and not exposing myself as a mush mouth idiot. And uh,
it never worked. They knew they always knew. And they say,
here he comes, old snaggle Puss, he's back from his
speech course. It's and I had the best. You know
what's funny about it is I actually had the best
(01:31):
speech impediment in the entire class. Like everybody else had
it way worse. They had that weird r thing that
baby save and apparently you can keep having well into adulthood.
But the I, I was out there thriving. So I
won all the games, and I was a big champion
of the speech classes, but not a champion amongst my
regular peers. No, Surrey Bob. They didn't respect me at all.
(01:54):
But that's neither here nor there. I don't know why
I brought that up. This isn't what the episode is about.
It has literally nothing to do with today's episode. And
once again we're gonna be taking submissions from our from
our dear listeners. And this one actually comes from a
person who I can't His name is President Cheeto. That's
(02:15):
the name that was offered up to me. Now I'm
not sure if that the implication is that he is
in fact the president of the Cheeto company, or if
he uh is merely making a a slight at our
former president, great president, maybe the best president we've ever had. Uh,
what if this is when I revealed that I was
(02:36):
the Trump supporter of this entire time. That'd be pretty cool.
What a fun journey that would have been, and a
weird turn for all of you who have committed to
downloading this every week, you fucking idiots. That's right. He's
cool and I think his body is hot, and I
like when he plays golf in the middle of horrifying
moments in the country. It encourages me. Got you all right? Anyway,
(03:00):
gonna play this recording from President Cheetah and we'll talk
about it afterwards. It's a fun one. Hey, Lankston, Love
the podcast had a conspiracy theory for you. For World
War Two, the US scooped up all the Nazis scientists.
Look up Operation paper Clip, and one of the scientists
is actually connected to lyme disease, which you know has
(03:24):
affected my family. So anyway, I love the podcast. Thought
it was a We're the white conspiracy theory to follow
up on. Love the podcast so much, make me laugh
so hard, keep up the great work, all right. Well,
first of all, President Cheeto, Uh, I don't like open
(03:46):
ended assignments. I don't care for that one bit. You
come to me and you say, look up Operation paper Clip.
You don't even tell me what I'm meant to walk
away with from this. This is a black conspiracy theory podcast,
and here you come with some white bullshit that I
don't know what to do with. And furthermore, line disease
it affected your family. Tell me how, President Cheetoh. I
(04:07):
want to know who among you get sleepy at weird
hours in the day because of their terrible line disease.
I'm joking. Obviously, I'm very happy that you sent this
to me. I did have some trouble figuring out exactly
where this connects and the my mama told me verse
if that makes sense, and in this whole sort of
multiverse of black ship that I was digging into. But
(04:29):
it turns out that there actually is a bit of
a connection. So for those that aren't aware of what
Operation paper Clip is, I'll break it down. Basically, Operation
paper Clip was the CIA mission in the wake of
World War two to uh salvage the greatest minds quote
unquote greatest minds of Nazi Germany and bring them to
the US in order to better prepare themselves for the
(04:52):
pending battle with the Soviet Union in the Cold War.
It's a very real thing that happened. A bunch of
CIA operatives made it possible for German scientists to come
to the US and work on science here under the
guise of just being scientists, without revealing that they actually
were scientists. For fucking Hitler. It's a big deal. And
(05:13):
at the time, President Truman didn't even approve the ship.
He wasn't a fan. He had this weird thing where
he like believed that Nazis were bad and shouldn't get
the chance to like rebuild their lives. I don't know,
the guy was a weirdough. But that said, President Truman
didn't dig it. And the CIA was actually developed. It
was established for the sole purpose of moving behind his back.
(05:37):
The CIA basically was was created as a way of
being able to do international ship for the US without
having to get presidential approval. And it was developed established
in nineteen forty seven, obviously two years after World War
Two ended. So all those people, and this is an
important note for us to to really get this conversation started.
(06:01):
All those people who pretend like, oh my god, I
can't believe that we are protecting Nazis. I can't believe
that Nazis exist in this country. It's important for you
to understand that we've always protected Nazis. We've always been
real big fans of Nazis. This isn't a new thing.
This new version of Nazi where they're kind of sexy
(06:21):
and uh and bad body but have cool haircuts. That's
that's just new. That's just baby. That's new coke. That
is new coke as far as I'm concerned, because we've
been drinking that poison for a long time now. Langston,
I'm glad you brought up new coke. Why is that, Langston?
Because it actually connects to where this becomes not just
(06:44):
a international conspiracy theory, not just a conspiracy theory on
a larger scale, but a conspiracy theory that affects black people.
And it actually this connection comes from a completely different
submission that I received from a person named Mitchell. Mitchell
sent me a message very recently. I won't say when,
(07:04):
that's me and Mitchell's business when I got it, but
the important part is Mitchell sent me a message about
something relating to this theory of Operation paper Clip. It's
loosely related. But Mitchell after he says a bunch of
glowing things about how great the podcast is and how
my voice sounds like it's perfect for whispering in a
(07:26):
nice lady's there and making love to her. He says
a lot of blowing things. But then afterwards Mitchell says
Fantas soda was invented by the Nazis. So during World
War Two there were a bunch of blockades and such
around Germany to the point where the people couldn't get
any outside goods brought into the country. The branch of
Coca Cola in Germany started running out of the ingredients
(07:48):
needed to make the normal coke drinks. So to keep
money running and their Nazi overlords happy, the Nazi cokemakers
decided to make a new soda that would make all
the blonde people smile and go, oh yeah, Mitchell, you're
a beautiful writer. So they threw a bunch of stuff together.
Then the original Fantas soda was made. Then, after the war,
and once Germany was no longer being such dicks that's
(08:11):
up for grabs, the Coca Cola company was looking at
each other like, damn, this Fanta soda is some good ship.
So they decided, let's start selling this around the world
and just pretend it wasn't made by a bunch of
racist white dudes trying to please a guy who looked
exactly like the people claimed to hate so much. Hope
y'all can figure out a way to talk this out.
(08:32):
Love the show, And just to reiterate, Fanta was made
by racists for racist but you can drink it if
you need something cold and refreshing, especially the orange soda,
because who's orange soda is better? Sun kissed? Fuck that
ship anyway, this Mitchell telling us that Fanta was created
by Nazis, and as it turns out, Mitchell is fucking right.
(08:56):
I did my research. I looked it up and not
to are responsible for creating a lot of cool shit. Uh. Nazis.
They made a bunch of weird missiles that that could
track people and murder stuff. They had indestructible tanks. They
had something called a super gun, which is very scary.
Regular guns scare me, but super guns Goddamn. They take
(09:17):
their glasses off and you don't even recognize them when
they're flying around shooting stuff. Uh. The VW Beetle was
invented by Hitler. Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniforms, and
most essential to this conversation, the Nazis invented Fanta. In
the middle of the war, the US decided it could
(09:37):
no longer trade with Germany because that seemed like some
funck shit, and instead the Coca Cola developers over in
Germany were like, Hey, we ain't trying to go broke,
so we're gonna work with Germany and we are going
to instead develop our own drink, a new drink in
German territory. And technically the original Anta was meant to
(10:00):
be fruit flavored, but because of limited wartime resources, they
had to use real weird, fucked up ingredients like leftover
apple fibers and mash from cider presses, and a cheese
byproduct called Way. None of it was meant to taste good,
or at least I guess it was meant to taste good.
But none of it probably tastes good. It probably tastes
(10:22):
like liquid asks. If I were to guess, I don't
know what asks. You know, that's not true. I know
what as states like, but I I don't know what
liquid as states like. I've only had ass in the
uh in the solid form. But this probably tastes like
liquid ass, and that that seems worse somehow. That said
a biographer named Mark Pendergrast, not pender Grass, and he's
(10:43):
not related to Teddy. Mark pender Grass actually described Fanta
as being made from the leftovers of the leftovers. So
it was not good in the beginning, but Coca Cola persisted.
They kept selling this Fanta. They kept working with Nazi
Germany and Coca Cola. They were some big supporters of
the Nazi, so much so that they actually were the
(11:05):
major sponsor of the ninety six Berlin Olympics, where they
produced coke bottles with a swastika printed on the fucking bottle.
They loved Hitler. They were big fans of Hitler. Now
here's where I start to connect things back to black people,
because black people love fanta. That's just a fact. We
(11:25):
love fanta. We love fruit drinks in general. That's sort
of our thing. And part of the reason that we
love these drinks is not because of some inherent thing.
You pieces of ship. Don't you go around spreading some
new conspiracy theory that our tongues are shaped in a
certain way. Where the bubbles of a fruit drink pop
(11:45):
and make us. Uh. It hypnotizes us with with this deliciousness.
Fuck you, that's not the way that this works. Part
of the reason that these fruit drinks live in black
community so much is because of the way that they
are marketed their market, specifically towards minorities. If you've ever
seen a Fanta commercial, it ain't nothing but a thick
black lady dancing on a beach somewhere. So you goddamn right.
(12:09):
I like Fanta, I'm horny, and I wanted something refreshing.
Those two things combined making an unstoppable delicious combination. But
Fanta wasn't developed with good intentions, right. They weren't making
Fanta with like healthy considerations in mind. They were making
Fanta with leftover ship. It literally was described as leftovers.
(12:31):
So the reality is that these products were being made
at the possibility that the Nazis were going to win
the warf Coke was basically playing both sides. If the
Nazis win, we gotta drink over here. If the Nazis lose,
we throw Fanto away. But Fanta ended up being something
that they were willing to keep and continue to sell,
(12:53):
and then when the Nazis lost the war, Fanta went
from being a Nazi substitute to Nigga juice. You see that,
You see the math that I'm doing here, folks. It
went from being something for the people who couldn't have
anything in one location to the people they don't give
a funk in a completely different location. So, despite years
(13:13):
and years of technological innovation, these products remain mostly as
the poison that they were to whoever will drink it
and to whoever they can market it too, because this country,
in particular the US has and will always be more
interested in making money and ensuring its own advancements well
(13:34):
before it does anything to ensure the survival of its citizens,
particularly it's black ones. So Operation paper Clip, in my mind,
is just a starting point for the poisoning of the
black community via Fanta. Fanta and a bunch of thick
ladies who promoted that's it. That's all I know about
(13:55):
Fanta and and it's terrible Nazi history and Operation paper Clips.
So thank you Mitchell, and thank you President Cheeto for
your submissions. And if anybody at home is sitting and
thinking of himselves, God damn, I would like to submit
you can, you piece of ship. All you have to
do is email us at my Mama pot at gmail
dot com, and I would love to hear your voice.
(14:17):
Let me hear that sweet voice at home. Let me
hear the sultry sounds of you telling me what you
want me to research and then talk about for fifteen
to twenty minutes tops. That's where I tap out. But
please send me messages. I'm tired of reading your emails.
They're stupid. You know right well, you're not as good
of a writer as Mitchell. Let me hear your voice anyway.
(14:39):
Send us messages at my Mama pot at gmail dot com.
And more importantly, like and subscribe and comment on on
the podcast on Apple podcast so that we can make
it to the top tier of people uh saying nice
things in or mean things about our podcasts. Anyway, I've
talked enough by motherfucking Mini Yourselves mini episodes, motherfucking Mini
(15:08):
epi sos, motherfucking Mini Yourselves many episodes, motherfucking Mini episelves
Mother fucking many years, many mother fucking manyisode. Bang Bang
bang skeep skeep skeep. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to another
phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where
we dive deep deep into the pockets of black conspiracy
(00:26):
theories and we finally worked to prove the theories that
you the listener have at home. It's your time to shine, baby.
You get to shine by listening to me talk for
roughly fifteen to twenty minutes, or until I get tired.
It's usually in that span. After a while, I get
the list really sounds precise in my ears in a
(00:47):
way that I that's unsettling for me. I took speech
classes for an entire year fourth grade. Me and three
other kids would get pulled out of English class and
taken down to a much smaller and much more shameful
classroom where they would make us play games and they
would give us candy every time we says out of
our stupid mouths. It was a journey each time trying
(01:09):
to explain to my my classmates where I was going
and not exposing myself as a mush mouth idiot. And uh,
it never worked. They knew they always knew. And they say,
here he comes, old snaggle Puss, he's back from his
speech course. It's and I had the best. You know
what's funny about it is I actually had the best
(01:31):
speech impediment in the entire class. Like everybody else had
it way worse. They had that weird r thing that
baby save and apparently you can keep having well into adulthood.
But the I, I was out there thriving. So I
won all the games, and I was a big champion
of the speech classes, but not a champion amongst my
regular peers. No, Surrey Bob. They didn't respect me at all.
(01:54):
But that's neither here nor there. I don't know why
I brought that up. This isn't what the episode is about.
It has literally nothing to do with today's episode. And
once again we're gonna be taking submissions from our from
our dear listeners. And this one actually comes from a
person who I can't His name is President Cheeto. That's
(02:15):
the name that was offered up to me. Now I'm
not sure if that the implication is that he is
in fact the president of the Cheeto company, or if
he uh is merely making a a slight at our
former president, great president, maybe the best president we've ever had. Uh,
what if this is when I revealed that I was
(02:36):
the Trump supporter of this entire time. That'd be pretty cool.
What a fun journey that would have been, and a
weird turn for all of you who have committed to
downloading this every week, you fucking idiots. That's right. He's
cool and I think his body is hot, and I
like when he plays golf in the middle of horrifying
moments in the country. It encourages me. Got you all right? Anyway,
(03:00):
gonna play this recording from President Cheetah and we'll talk
about it afterwards. It's a fun one. Hey, Lankston, Love
the podcast had a conspiracy theory for you. For World
War Two, the US scooped up all the Nazis scientists.
Look up Operation paper Clip, and one of the scientists
is actually connected to lyme disease, which you know has
(03:24):
affected my family. So anyway, I love the podcast. Thought
it was a We're the white conspiracy theory to follow
up on. Love the podcast so much, make me laugh
so hard, keep up the great work, all right. Well,
first of all, President Cheeto, Uh, I don't like open
(03:46):
ended assignments. I don't care for that one bit. You
come to me and you say, look up Operation paper Clip.
You don't even tell me what I'm meant to walk
away with from this. This is a black conspiracy theory podcast,
and here you come with some white bullshit that I
don't know what to do with. And furthermore, line disease
it affected your family. Tell me how, President Cheetoh. I
(04:07):
want to know who among you get sleepy at weird
hours in the day because of their terrible line disease.
I'm joking. Obviously, I'm very happy that you sent this
to me. I did have some trouble figuring out exactly
where this connects and the my mama told me verse
if that makes sense, and in this whole sort of
multiverse of black ship that I was digging into. But
(04:29):
it turns out that there actually is a bit of
a connection. So for those that aren't aware of what
Operation paper Clip is, I'll break it down. Basically, Operation
paper Clip was the CIA mission in the wake of
World War two to uh salvage the greatest minds quote
unquote greatest minds of Nazi Germany and bring them to
the US in order to better prepare themselves for the
(04:52):
pending battle with the Soviet Union in the Cold War.
It's a very real thing that happened. A bunch of
CIA operatives made it possible for German scientists to come
to the US and work on science here under the
guise of just being scientists, without revealing that they actually
were scientists. For fucking Hitler. It's a big deal. And
(05:13):
at the time, President Truman didn't even approve the ship.
He wasn't a fan. He had this weird thing where
he like believed that Nazis were bad and shouldn't get
the chance to like rebuild their lives. I don't know,
the guy was a weirdough. But that said, President Truman
didn't dig it. And the CIA was actually developed. It
was established for the sole purpose of moving behind his back.
(05:37):
The CIA basically was was created as a way of
being able to do international ship for the US without
having to get presidential approval. And it was developed established
in nineteen forty seven, obviously two years after World War
Two ended. So all those people, and this is an
important note for us to to really get this conversation started.
(06:01):
All those people who pretend like, oh my god, I
can't believe that we are protecting Nazis. I can't believe
that Nazis exist in this country. It's important for you
to understand that we've always protected Nazis. We've always been
real big fans of Nazis. This isn't a new thing.
This new version of Nazi where they're kind of sexy
(06:21):
and uh and bad body but have cool haircuts. That's
that's just new. That's just baby. That's new coke. That
is new coke as far as I'm concerned, because we've
been drinking that poison for a long time now. Langston,
I'm glad you brought up new coke. Why is that, Langston?
Because it actually connects to where this becomes not just
(06:44):
a international conspiracy theory, not just a conspiracy theory on
a larger scale, but a conspiracy theory that affects black people.
And it actually this connection comes from a completely different
submission that I received from a person named Mitchell. Mitchell
sent me a message very recently. I won't say when,
(07:04):
that's me and Mitchell's business when I got it, but
the important part is Mitchell sent me a message about
something relating to this theory of Operation paper Clip. It's
loosely related. But Mitchell after he says a bunch of
glowing things about how great the podcast is and how
my voice sounds like it's perfect for whispering in a
(07:26):
nice lady's there and making love to her. He says
a lot of blowing things. But then afterwards Mitchell says
Fantas soda was invented by the Nazis. So during World
War Two there were a bunch of blockades and such
around Germany to the point where the people couldn't get
any outside goods brought into the country. The branch of
Coca Cola in Germany started running out of the ingredients
(07:48):
needed to make the normal coke drinks. So to keep
money running and their Nazi overlords happy, the Nazi cokemakers
decided to make a new soda that would make all
the blonde people smile and go, oh yeah, Mitchell, you're
a beautiful writer. So they threw a bunch of stuff together.
Then the original Fantas soda was made. Then, after the war,
and once Germany was no longer being such dicks that's
(08:11):
up for grabs, the Coca Cola company was looking at
each other like, damn, this Fanta soda is some good ship.
So they decided, let's start selling this around the world
and just pretend it wasn't made by a bunch of
racist white dudes trying to please a guy who looked
exactly like the people claimed to hate so much. Hope
y'all can figure out a way to talk this out.
(08:32):
Love the show, And just to reiterate, Fanta was made
by racists for racist but you can drink it if
you need something cold and refreshing, especially the orange soda,
because who's orange soda is better? Sun kissed? Fuck that
ship anyway, this Mitchell telling us that Fanta was created
by Nazis, and as it turns out, Mitchell is fucking right.
(08:56):
I did my research. I looked it up and not
to are responsible for creating a lot of cool shit. Uh. Nazis.
They made a bunch of weird missiles that that could
track people and murder stuff. They had indestructible tanks. They
had something called a super gun, which is very scary.
Regular guns scare me, but super guns Goddamn. They take
(09:17):
their glasses off and you don't even recognize them when
they're flying around shooting stuff. Uh. The VW Beetle was
invented by Hitler. Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniforms, and
most essential to this conversation, the Nazis invented Fanta. In
the middle of the war, the US decided it could
(09:37):
no longer trade with Germany because that seemed like some
funck shit, and instead the Coca Cola developers over in
Germany were like, Hey, we ain't trying to go broke,
so we're gonna work with Germany and we are going
to instead develop our own drink, a new drink in
German territory. And technically the original Anta was meant to
(10:00):
be fruit flavored, but because of limited wartime resources, they
had to use real weird, fucked up ingredients like leftover
apple fibers and mash from cider presses, and a cheese
byproduct called Way. None of it was meant to taste good,
or at least I guess it was meant to taste good.
But none of it probably tastes good. It probably tastes
(10:22):
like liquid asks. If I were to guess, I don't
know what asks. You know, that's not true. I know
what as states like, but I I don't know what
liquid as states like. I've only had ass in the
uh in the solid form. But this probably tastes like
liquid ass, and that that seems worse somehow. That said
a biographer named Mark Pendergrast, not pender Grass, and he's
(10:43):
not related to Teddy. Mark pender Grass actually described Fanta
as being made from the leftovers of the leftovers. So
it was not good in the beginning, but Coca Cola persisted.
They kept selling this Fanta. They kept working with Nazi
Germany and Coca Cola. They were some big supporters of
the Nazi, so much so that they actually were the
(11:05):
major sponsor of the ninety six Berlin Olympics, where they
produced coke bottles with a swastika printed on the fucking bottle.
They loved Hitler. They were big fans of Hitler. Now
here's where I start to connect things back to black people,
because black people love fanta. That's just a fact. We
(11:25):
love fanta. We love fruit drinks in general. That's sort
of our thing. And part of the reason that we
love these drinks is not because of some inherent thing.
You pieces of ship. Don't you go around spreading some
new conspiracy theory that our tongues are shaped in a
certain way. Where the bubbles of a fruit drink pop
(11:45):
and make us. Uh. It hypnotizes us with with this deliciousness.
Fuck you, that's not the way that this works. Part
of the reason that these fruit drinks live in black
community so much is because of the way that they
are marketed their market, specifically towards minorities. If you've ever
seen a Fanta commercial, it ain't nothing but a thick
black lady dancing on a beach somewhere. So you goddamn right.
(12:09):
I like Fanta, I'm horny, and I wanted something refreshing.
Those two things combined making an unstoppable delicious combination. But
Fanta wasn't developed with good intentions, right. They weren't making
Fanta with like healthy considerations in mind. They were making
Fanta with leftover ship. It literally was described as leftovers.
(12:31):
So the reality is that these products were being made
at the possibility that the Nazis were going to win
the warf Coke was basically playing both sides. If the
Nazis win, we gotta drink over here. If the Nazis lose,
we throw Fanto away. But Fanta ended up being something
that they were willing to keep and continue to sell,
(12:53):
and then when the Nazis lost the war, Fanta went
from being a Nazi substitute to Nigga juice. You see that,
You see the math that I'm doing here, folks. It
went from being something for the people who couldn't have
anything in one location to the people they don't give
a funk in a completely different location. So, despite years
(13:13):
and years of technological innovation, these products remain mostly as
the poison that they were to whoever will drink it
and to whoever they can market it too, because this country,
in particular the US has and will always be more
interested in making money and ensuring its own advancements well
(13:34):
before it does anything to ensure the survival of its citizens,
particularly it's black ones. So Operation paper Clip, in my mind,
is just a starting point for the poisoning of the
black community via Fanta. Fanta and a bunch of thick
ladies who promoted that's it. That's all I know about
(13:55):
Fanta and and it's terrible Nazi history and Operation paper Clips.
So thank you Mitchell, and thank you President Cheeto for
your submissions. And if anybody at home is sitting and
thinking of himselves, God damn, I would like to submit
you can, you piece of ship. All you have to
do is email us at my Mama pot at gmail
dot com, and I would love to hear your voice.
(14:17):
Let me hear that sweet voice at home. Let me
hear the sultry sounds of you telling me what you
want me to research and then talk about for fifteen
to twenty minutes tops. That's where I tap out. But
please send me messages. I'm tired of reading your emails.
They're stupid. You know right well, you're not as good
of a writer as Mitchell. Let me hear your voice anyway.
(14:39):
Send us messages at my Mama pot at gmail dot com.
And more importantly, like and subscribe and comment on on
the podcast on Apple podcast so that we can make
it to the top tier of people uh saying nice
things in or mean things about our podcasts. Anyway, I've
talked enough by motherfucking Mini Yourselves mini episodes, motherfucking Mini
(15:08):
epi sos, motherfucking Mini Yourselves many episodes, motherfucking Mini episelves
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