March 8, 2022 • 53 mins
Check out the re-release of My Momma Told Me with special guest Chris Redd. ALSO check out their new show BUST DOWN on Peacock March 10th! BUST DOWN stars Jak Knight, Langston Kerman, Sam Jay and Chris Redd as four casino employees living dead-end lives with dead-end jobs in middle America, and the massive mess they manage to make out of it.
Is it possible to run out of cum? Langston and his guest Chris Redd (Saturday Night Live) have no idea, but they definitely say cum way too many times.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Let's Donald Trump nut again. That's what he needs to
be working out. You know what scares me is, even
as we're talking about it, I think about the way
that he stands, and you know how he's always like
tooted a little bit, like yeah, it's like he's got
a hard dick, but he can't come, you know what,
Like he got tucked in his belt the way that
you do at middle school dances and ship. He tucked
in his belt and it's better as a diaper. So
(00:24):
it's a little bit weird to right, Like why did
you put a belt on your diaper? Sir? I don't
want it to fall off. I feel like a man, alright, alright, okay,
because I'm a big boy and wearing belt with the diapers.
Big boys, go hard mold my crop chips in your
(00:53):
racist post posting money stuff, you can't tell me whoa Yeah,
ladies and gentlemen, we are back. We are here with
an amazing, exceptional, beautiful episode of My Mama Told Me
(01:19):
the podcast. But we dive deep, deep into the butt
crack of black conspiracy theories and we worked to finally
prove that Muggsy Bows is lying about how tall he
is you ain't five for Muggsy, and we all know it.
You're six. To get off your knees, Muggsy. This is
a ruse. This was a long con just so you
(01:39):
could get cast in space. Jim your goddamn liar, Muggsy,
And we're gonna reveal it on the podcast today. Probably not,
that's not our focus today. I'm your host. Lankston Kerman
is always I'm so excited to be here with you.
I had a jarring morning where I found out today
that that Darius Rutger is technically related to the person
(02:03):
who Rucker Park is named after the world famous basketball court.
Darius Rucker of Hoodie and the Blowfish is in fact
the heir to the Rutger Park throne. And I cannot
believe that all these years we've been calling this man
a sellout and he is that he is a part
of one of the most iconic entities in the black community.
(02:24):
Good for you, Darius Rugger. Shame on you, Muggsy Boats.
That's how I always feel good for you, Darius Rutgers,
Shame on you, Muggsy Boats. You know who shouldn't be
ashamed of himself is my guest today. He's the fantastic comedian,
a fantastic friend, one of the funniest people I know
in the world. You know him from SNL, you know
(02:44):
him from the movie Pop Star. You know him from
just being a funny person on all the ship. He
pops up in pretty much every television show I've ever watched.
He's so funny. A dear friend. Give it up for
my buddy, Mr Chris Red audience in COVID. Hell, yeah,
(03:06):
got the baby. It's tight. Man, you're changing the game. Man,
you got you got the slave on a hat in
the back? Ready? How are you, sir? Man? I'm good man.
Waiting on my test results? Oh that's right. Yeah, wait, no,
my test results laid it cost to my face the
(03:27):
other day, so I had to go get my nose fucked.
You know, it's just like it's just like waiting to
see if you're getting ghosted or not. I don't like
it at all. I'm a little more privy to this information.
But you've been waiting a long time, like an exceptionally
long time for my COVID test results. We ain't got
(03:47):
my nose about almost two weeks ago, and I sitting
spiraling and anxiety like dude, I got it everything. Every
time I fart we're along, it's like, oh, is that
a Ronda far. I don't know if my life is
changed if Dr FAUGI doesn't start exclusively referring to testing
(04:08):
as nose fucking. I don't know that we've done any
good work today. Okay, I'm super excited that you're here. Uh,
not only because I just enjoyed talking to you, but
you sent a conspiracy theory that I think is just
a stunning one. You told you said, it's it's unbelievable,
(04:30):
but you said, my mama told me you can only
come so many times before it runs out. Care to elaborate, man.
The theory goes, is this from a strong black woman
(04:52):
look me in my eyes and said that you gotta
take care of your spirit sperm because you're going to
give your spirit out the spurb so much before it's gone.
I'm gone, and then the vessel is useless. You did it,
so there's a number of times you can come in
your life before your dick just dies. And I'm like,
(05:14):
that's wild to me. But then when I'm a I'm
a young man still like figuring it out, like looking
up the illuminaty. I'm I'm going down all these spirals.
And then women are like when you have sexual them
and like some of your order, your spirit stays in them.
I'm like, coming on. It's a real Kevin McAlister moment.
(05:38):
Your hands on the side of your head, you know
what I mean. And then I'm like, damn, how many
do I got left? Which is an insane trick for
God to play on anybody. Right, the idea that you
would have to count comes uh as you forward in
life is upsetting to say. And then it's like if
you but if you if your jack off versus having
(05:59):
sex is different, Right, that counts have come that fraction
of the comes that you were originally coming. If you
come full, because I'll be honest and maybe you'll speak
to this too. As a man who comes in a lady,
now I come more. I would use you to guest
I come more when a lady is involved than when
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I'm by myself. Look, I've only I've only came in women.
I could count them on my fingers on one hand.
Good for you. I'm proud of you for that. And
I will say that I definitely come more, and that's
never been a moment I came more alone. Every time
you're like, med, come alone, you're like, oh, I ain't
(06:43):
gotta keep coming. I don't stop it. I'm just saying
it just seems more exciting when somebody's there help you.
You know what. You know that moment where you're coming
in in something or into someone and you like squeeze
your butt, cheeks and you your pelvis is all the
way forward. That that puts that extra coming in. Hope
(07:04):
body turns into a punctuation right there you go. That's
for you, because I appreciate you. But but if it's
by yourself, you don't put all that back into it. No, man, No,
not by yourself. That just seems same. Let me grab
a sod god man. But then it also made me
(07:27):
think about like what they would say about famous people
growing up in Chicago. They would be like, yo, you know,
once guys start sucking so many women, then they just
get bored. So then so then they then they ain't
experiment with they sexuality because they because they stopped, they
sucked so many that they just get bored. And I'm like,
what we we had, we we uh talked. We've talked
(07:50):
about this a few times. But that theory of Jamie
Fox uh naked basketball, which I'm sure you've heard of
uh with his boys is is a testament to that,
right that, like you've had so much sex, and you've
been with so many naked people, men, women, whatever, that
at some point you're just like, all right, well, I
(08:11):
gotta do something weird. I gotta wrap up in plastic,
leave thanks and do some crossovers. And I'm having a
hoop where I can't hit this jump shot unless somebody
got their dick out. That's just me, that's me. That's
(08:32):
how I play ball. You know what this sex needs
most zippers, most zippers here here right, it's it's adding
zippers to your to your personality or to your sexual
personality because you have seen too many titties, Like I,
titties are fine, but if there's not a zipper nearby,
(08:54):
I can't. It doesn't do it for me anymore. And
I'm like, man, what is that number? No one can
tell you what the exact number is, Like how many
is too many titties? Because for me, I don't have
a number. Sure, like I can see titties forever like that,
that's and that's what you think but you right, and
you're a famous person. I'm not gonna undermine you are
(09:15):
a very successful, talented man. But I don't believe that
you're famous enough to get tired of titties yet. You're right,
I haven't reached that level of fame. I don't know
if I want to go there. I'll be very rare
with you, man. I think I would rather just stay
right or sure, titties are plentiful and making good money.
Titties still do something for you. You're fine, what's filing? Man?
(09:40):
Let I just want to be a little bit more
famous to get my testis back faster. That's fair. Yeah,
I just want to be famous enough that I appreciate
titties and know if I have COVID within a week,
that seems reasonable. That's that's it, a matter of fact.
I want to it just Albert Contract, you know what
I'm saying. Because he got tested before everybody. He got
(10:02):
tested before we knew we could test for it. He
was just like, hey, hey, y'all, in a few months,
they're gonna tell you about this thing called COVID nineteen.
Already got that it was COVID eighteen when he did,
when he got to say, then they don't even know
it's rightful. Agent. This was smooth on Twitter, like yeah,
I'm sick, and it was like I died for you,
Like damn, I got fans like that. Na, not yet,
(10:26):
but you'll get them. Okay, let me ask you this
because with this conspiracy, I I love that we're already
digging into sort of the emotional response you had. But
I think you told me that this originally came from
a college counselor is that true? It did? It did
come from a college council. And I was really tight
with this woman. And uh, in college, I didn't get
(10:47):
a lot out of it besides uh weed money. Uh.
I was on my journey at the time, you know
what I'm saying. I was thinking myself out but up.
But I remember going to her office every day and
so we got we got mad close, and I would
tell her about my relationships and all that and uh.
(11:08):
And basically this was like her golly way of saying
I was in the streets too much, I guess. But
but when she said that to me, I was like, Damn,
this is a really deep conversation. This is a very
personal conversation, and you believe this. Hey, that's kind of wow.
And she's a super smart educated one of my favorite
(11:30):
people in the world. Won't even use a real name
or something much. I love them, But God, damn, I
run out. I got a calendar right now, but market
days now. I don't know what my number is, but
it's Jordan numbers. And so when she told you that
you could eventually run out of come for a better word, yeah,
(11:53):
Were you then like, oh you crazy, lady? Or was
it like, oh, ship, this very much could be a
real possibility. And now I got to recalibrate the way
I approached the world. My immediate reaction to like anything
back then was I was like, h nah, that's stupid,
(12:16):
and say, but what if it's real? Because I didn't
also still go to church, you know what I'm saying.
A little piece of me was like, but oh, but like, God,
do be playing like that? Though? God to be playing
like that, that's the scary part of I think the
way and I think this context is important. When you
attach God to something, it becomes a different conversation. It does.
(12:41):
It does because now you gotta It brings in your
old life, and it brings in your belief system. It's like,
did I believe it right away? No? Did I go
search the Bible for that chapter where they say, yo,
dick runs out? Yes, I did, of course, and I
did not find it nowhere in there. Dog right because
it's not in there, doesn't mention it at all. They're
(13:03):
not like and Abraham came his last come and no,
and no, I built the art and then he came
his last to come to giraffeic Noah came the giraffe. Yeah,
it's not in the scripture. It's an interpretation of the
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scripture from a person who you might consider to be
a godly person or a person who potentially has like
good Christian values. But it's a weird game to play
of like, damn you added that, dude, I liken to
the conversation, and now I don't. I don't want to.
I don't want to be working against God, you know
what I mean. Yeah, I didn't start getting hot til
(13:47):
like till later to like college, so like I'm having
my first high moments after these conversations, I'm sitting by
myself like I don't want to waste the spirit, you
know what I'm saying. And I don't need that kind
of anxiety about life. I an't need that at all.
But I came back and asked about that, like and
she she was just firm on it and I haven't
(14:11):
And I talked to her like last year, and I
should have brought it up, but it was it would
have been weird. It's a weird compensations like cash. Just
remember that time to him my com and he was like,
it's gonna run out. Hey, how many comes do you
think I got left? If you were the guest on
the scale of one that you're wrong you think I can't.
(14:32):
It is it's like a very Joe Hoopeh's witness approach
to like coming where it's like only a hundred and
forty four thousand people get into Heaven. You only get
a hundred and forty four thousand comes before you go ahead,
Like what are we talking about? It's it's like a
bad rock ron com script. Yes you know what I mean.
It's just it's just a bad like you gotta hunt
(14:53):
for that comes. I love that trailer. It's just like
a deep voice dude being like she is a hard
working lady who can't seem to find a man. He's
a tough no busy guy who is almost out of Come.
I take no lady serious. Somebody should teach me a lesson.
(15:16):
Can they find love in Manhattan? It's like I slow down.
I only have two comes love but Come, I don't know. Bro.
She might be the one, but is she my last come?
That's the bill boy. She might be the one, but
(15:37):
did she my last come? The last? Come the last?
To theaters for the last time? Baby. It's very long trailer.
They lost focus pretty early into the trailer. But it's
gonna be a good movie, I think. Honestly, I think
it's gonna do very well. Especially in these times. People
(15:57):
are just you know, they're taking a lot of content.
A lot of content is being made streaming services. We
got so many streaming services. Yeah, I heard they're out
to Rosa McGowan for the lead, so that that should
be exciting. I'm glad to see her working again. I
love seeing that. Also, I think they have to come
itself to play the star. I had heard that, But
(16:19):
that's cool. I love that. I mean, Come doesn't come
out for much, you know what I'm saying. You know what,
Come doesn't get a lot of credit because it comes
in a lot of stuff that it just like you
just stop talking about to come. Yeah, you know, you know,
you know, it's it's a sign that it's over. So
I'm glad that Come is finally getting it shine and
the way it should what I'm saying. I also love
(16:39):
how unusable this episode will be when we listened back
and realize we said come one thousand, three hundred and
forty eight times in the first twenty minutes. Oh wait,
can we not say? It's fine? I'm just talking. We're
doing great. I think I'm having a spectacular time. This
(17:00):
is so much fun, bro man, Okay, so let me
ask you this. So she tells you this. You you
naturally have your skepticism, but you're bought in at least
enough to believe that this good Christian woman is not
trying to do anything malicious in telling you this. Right,
It's like when you talk to anybody of the Christian faith,
(17:22):
if they're die hard, you have to interpret what they say.
And because it's like, well, she, I know, she's not insane.
So it's like, so this is coming, So it's coming
from a place of love in some kind of way. Right,
So I so I over time, I was like, oh, well,
she was trying to say, be protective but your energy
(17:42):
because people can corrupt your energy. That made more sense
to me because that's actually true and real. Uh but
I but I'm like, but the way she set packaged
it was was packaged and dumb. H Well, that's dumb,
but just wild. I think that that It's the problem
(18:04):
with a lot of our belief systems, right, is that
we conflate a bunch of different things. Right, what she
is telling you is a true thing that like you,
you giving your your for lack of better words, spirit
to a hundred different women does start to eat at
the human that you are, right, It starts to make you, like,
(18:24):
stop valuing them, stop valuing yourself, treat them and yourself
differently than you probably should be treating it. That all
makes sense, but that ain't science. Don't try to be
a geneticist while you're saying it. Just admit, like, hey,
I don't know how come works, but be cool about
(18:45):
how you treat women out in the world. Yeah, man,
that because that's such a dope lessing that she and
she told and she taught me a lot of great
things that some hit been, some hit some hit later,
some left me questioning it like this, but it was like,
don't tell me my dick is gonna stop work right?
That's wild man. I like, there's something going on your life.
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What's he going? That's what he told me. He just
said he ran out of spirit. You know what it
feels like. It feels like the you know in the
beginning of The Beauty and the Beast where that lady
shows up and she don't get a spot in his
castle and then she handsome that rose and she's like,
when the petals fall, You're gonna be a beast forever.
It's like, you know, when when you bust your last nut,
(19:30):
you're gonna be permanently a monster. Yeah, walking around, walking
around fall out beauty and it's just like a singing
come rag in the corners. I just want to be
a real a real rag again. Who do you get who?
(19:51):
Who's the magic teacup? You know what I'm saying? Who? Wait,
are you asking who's the voice of it? Or what
is the item that repres magic teacup? Well? You got
us some lotions is going to be the magic teacup?
A bottle of Jurgons who sings to a smaller bottle
(20:11):
of Jurgons and tells it to go to bed. Oh Man,
Beauty and the useless d that that's a nice We're
gonna make that movie right after the rom com. Maybe
we got a busy schedule. Man, listen, man o is booked.
Let don't ask you, no, don't ask us for ship
(20:33):
We've got a lot of comb material to write down,
and it's all coming at you. All right, We're gonna
take a break. We're gonna be back with more Chris
Reddy and more, my mama told me. And we are back.
(21:01):
I got brunk guides. Nobody got time for that. Yeah,
we go and we are back with more Chris red More.
My mama told me. We're still talking about busting them
nuts and how many ups you can bust right book,
we are, we are getting into it, all right. So
(21:22):
I did a ship ton of research around this subject
because I am endlessly fascinated, and to be honest, slightly afraid.
I don't know that. I'm not afraid that like, there
are times where you, like, I don't know if you've
had this where you've like jerked off and then you
jerk off again and like nothing comes out, and you're like,
(21:43):
oh no, oh, is that all up? Bro? There was
a time I was dating this girl, um and we
had sex. I came and this up here, I had
the feeling and we go. And there's nothing bit more
crazy than to adults looking for come, like is it
(22:04):
on you? You know? Where did it go? He? Is
it in the house? Didn't get stolen by a mouse
like this weird Dr Seuss poem was searching for That's
nothing was more uncomfortable than like sitting down in that
same bit later just watch the TV. Not have found
to come? Like right, it gotta be here? Done? Am
(22:27):
I done coming this whole time? You got a Bible? Here?
Can we just get some prayer real quick? Just to
make sure to make sure man got kill him a
dig off? Okay, here's what I did. I did a
bunch of research, and I want to run some of
it by you, and I'd love to get your thoughts
on any and all of it. So, uh, I looked
(22:51):
up and this is a tough thing to look up,
but I looked up the amount of come that a
man has over a lifetime, which again gives you some
real funky search results. Oh yeah, But one of the
things that it talked about is that men do not
run out of come. That's just fact, right, Like, over
(23:13):
a lifetime, we continue to produce sperm. There's no point
where like our body at least naturally just decides it's done.
Should I feel like it should that the balls are
working your whole life? Yeah, man, I don't. I don't
see what we after a certain age? What are we doing?
An Amazon factory down? Man? Right? Yeah, day off, Jeff
(23:36):
Jesus christ Man. Let me go home and see their
families or make one. You don't need to keep doing this,
But apparently our bodies will just keep producing. We produced
I think it's uh something in the like fifteen hundred
(23:57):
sperm per minute, which means that you every day are
producing millions and millions of sperm, whether you want to
or not, whether you're willing to give them a break
or not, which means there's no actual way that you
could actually expel these from your body fast enough to
uh making for the fact that your body won't you know,
(24:17):
is still producing them, even though that would be a
gross superhero, I gotta get any sperm out my body. Wait,
that's not a power. That's not air. It's not a power.
That's just how don't stay strong like he's been doing
(24:38):
that every fight. So you're sick. Please, I don't want
to fight you like this. I'm gonna research and pat
in a library. Man, stop doing this, get out of here.
You're not a hero. I'm strong. So what I did find,
and this is fascinating, is that there was an article
in seen that claimed that you are meant to And
(25:01):
this was a Daily Mail article, so take that means.
But they argued that you are supposed to come and
upwards of twenty one times per month as they have
significantly reducing risk of prostate cancer. Now it is worth
noting before you respond, it's worth noting that the research
(25:23):
has been largely uh proven to be uh not I
won't say unfounded, but risky in that it was self
reported data. So like people were telling, you know, whoever
how many times they came. But they may be lying,
you know, people be lying about how much they mean
(25:46):
busy all the time? Yeo, you know, need to be
lying about how about said they have. Especially That's the
information I should have had when I was younger, because
I would have I would have used that. I would
have been like, hey girl, you know, I don't want
to get cancer. And I'm sure he's like six seven nuts.
You know what I'm saying. Help help a brother be
(26:07):
cancer free, help a player here this quota this month?
You know I got this tony one now quota. Baby,
I've been tabulating, and uh, I'm about three nuts show
this month. Oh, I hit my calculator on my nut
count and it's a little low baby. Hate for a
(26:28):
nigger to get sick. Damn. You know, prostate cancer is
very terminal. Should be a shame if I were to
die from it. Seems easily preventable under this context. So
when I go ahead and save my life, good saying
(26:49):
my life right now. Apparently coming upwards of twenty one
times a month is good for your prostate at least,
that was the claim. Some of the questions sort of, uh,
the questions from this study, and this will show you
how the self reporting works. These are some of my
favorite questions. One of the questions was how old were
you when you first ejaculated? That was a question to
(27:12):
that fact to the to the participants in this study,
they wanted to know how old you were. They also
wanted to know how many sexual partners you've had before
and after you've turned thirty. And then this is my
absolute favorite. They would like you to estimate the decade
in which you ejaculated most frequently. Okay, come on, man,
(27:36):
who is keeping up with all of this? Like and
and have a full life? Like could you imagine having
a calendar that detailed you got an old family, like
you take care of kids, You got a job lunch? Okay,
where am I at? Nut Wi? Real low? I had
(28:00):
to up. You got to bring people together like folks
were in the red right now. I don't know. I
don't know what is happening in this corporation, but we've
got to get these numbers back up. We got to
get these numbers up. Family meeting if y'all want them.
A little brother, don't have to get out to the house.
Your mama, don't have to act right together. I'm not
(28:22):
coming in. I was coming look at the grass, gras,
it's all right here. The numbers so so by all accounts,
and this I did more research to figure out, Like
if you know, along with the fact that they're saying
(28:42):
that it could reduce proceay cancer, one of the things
that they also talk about is that ejaculation benefits sleep.
It improves your sperm quality. Apparently, it boost your immune system,
it reduces your risk of death from heart disease, and
it also spikes arousals, specifically a spike's oxytocin and dopamine,
(29:03):
which is like all the feel good ship inside of
you that helps you, you know, keep your mood steady
and feel motivated. So, by all accounts, coming is a
good thing. Yeah, I'm a fan of it. You know,
I'm a fan. You know, I'm very pro coming. Uh,
you know what I mean. But one seems like, I mean,
(29:26):
you know, for myself individual coming, uh, come, want to
partner your trust, But like you know, I don't know
about keep accounts. I ain't keep accounting. That's fair. And
so I guess the big question that I found myself
rushing or rubbing into, right is is why would this
(29:47):
lady or anyone discourage you from coming? If there's all
these benefits, right, what's the what's the goal here? I
think you don't want me to come because us in turn,
she wasn't coming enough. There we go. Now we're talking.
Hold on you. That's how they get your hell yeah,
(30:08):
I'm listening. That's how they get you. Man. See people
who not do. Don't come. I'm gonna stop you right now.
I feel you getting into something that I'm liking that
I think is huge. And this brings me to a
segment I called talk that Talk. I am going to
give you thirty seconds, thirty seconds to play out exactly
what you mean. I want you to talk that talk,
(30:30):
break it down for the people. Go for it. There's
a lot of people out here not nothing. And you
know how they say that hurt people, hurt people, and
that people just want to bring you down. And and
if they're if they're depressed, yeah, they're not nothing. They
don't want you to nothing. They can see you walking
around a lot of your feet because you're empty and nuts,
embracing the world. They want to be like, hey, stop
(30:52):
all that nothing. Don't we nothing? Come with us and
we can all be not nothing together. Well, I don't
want to be nothing. I want to nothing be I'm
not gay no more. I am the talk that talk,
Chris Red, talk that talking. I'm gonna talking. Yeah, talk
(31:18):
that talk, Chris, really beautiful. I do think that there
is some validity to that that like some of this
is sort of like a want to control the sexuality
of the people around us to make it reflect our
personal values or our personal experiences, right, like part of
what I started reaching for, I go this way almost
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every time I started to feel like damn, this kind
of has the energy of like white supremacy, right like
it in the same way that white people for years
have tried to dictate the sexuality of black people through
Christianity and through sort of like these these oppressive values,
we literally have history of black people being castrated as
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a tool for control. That it's the same principle being
sort of like shared right now that they're telling you
not to come because they don't want you to be happy.
They don't want you to be free. They don't want
you to know the experience of another person in its fullest,
freest joy. Do you know what I mean? Right? They
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just want you to rub over clothes and build up
and walk home hard and uncomfortable, uncomfortable and yourself undone. Yeah. See,
But especially with religious sometimes people they can only feel
like they affected you and affected real change if it's
changed in how they see it. So it with me
not coming, She's like, oh, I affected his life in
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a great way, when she don't know she affected my
life in other ways and I can still come. I
don't have to stop. I can connect with God, I
can get closer to my family, I can do more
for my community. And I could still bust the snut
They don't have to be mutually exclusive. They never been.
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I don't think they all at all, man, but these
nine nutters. So I'm glad you're bringing up nine nutters
because there's actually and again did a lot of research,
there's for you. Hey, look man, my computer is never
going to be the same, but thank you for what
you've offered to society. So there apparently is a community
(33:29):
online called the No Fat Community that whoa entire community
that's dedicated to not masturbating together, you know what I mean.
Like they're there as a community. They refer to themselves
as fat stronots, uh. And they have sworn off p
m O which is pornography, masturbation and orgasms and orgasm
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swarn them off. So they sounds like a very agger group.
And that's and that's the hard part, right is you
are correct. Just this a room full of people like
why can't we be having so the whole angle that
they play in and you know, digging into sort of
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like the community. A lot of it is rooted in
sort of like this suggestion that masturbation and sort of
like self pleasuring uh leads you down a unsatisfied life.
That you're actually more unhappy when you're not able to
uh to control your urges, to control your spirit if
you will, right, And so their suggestion is by having
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complete control of their body, complete control of those urges,
they are therefore not letting the fat beat them, and
therefore they have been in the fat. But like so
so they never fat ever, but as long as they
shout live. I think it's more people who used to
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fat a lot and then decide that fapping is no
longer healthy for them that they've they've they've for lack
of they've outfapped themselves. Ah hey, man, I feel like
for people who who have a problem with fapping and
they fap to that much and they had to cut
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it off cold turkey, you either join the fab community
and Terry Crews. It's it's Terry Crews. It's big Terry
Crews energy. You know, it's really big Terry Crews. Man.
It's a lot of like you're you're trying to conflate
spirituality with the fact that, like your wife, don't let
you watch porn. No more. Man, don't make this about
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black people. Bro, Just go beat off in your bathroom
when she's set home. It's I balance my guy. Yeah,
your muscles ain't supposed to be rinkly. If you would
just jerk off, they'll go back to normal. Yeah. Man,
I remember commenting on that and somebody's like, well, it's
not that you massively the whole time. Sometimes you just
(36:05):
watch porn all day. I'm like, well, that's worse. What
are you doing it for? If my good storytelling? It's not.
We all know the narrative, we all know how this end,
we all know where it's going on. I don't even
watch for the story. I just enjoyed the part where
they press into each other. I skipped past all of that.
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Who's fucking digging into the narrative here, Terry, he was
wonder gonna I wonder what the mom was gonna do
with that daughter. We know Terry, Terry, we know Terry.
They're not actually related. Please stop watching this, sincerely and
call your family, call them, okay, or at least unlocked
(36:51):
the car. No let her out, Okay. I want to
read you some of the quotes that I found on
the no uh web sights and places. Okay, they referred
to themselves as hard mode a lot. One of the
users hard mode Soldier soldierr MOE Soldier, he said I
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would tell my younger solf when asked about like his
decision to no longer masturbate, he said, I would tell
my younger self one thing, retain retain your vital energy
and use it to better your life. M You know what, though,
that seems so personal to him hard Mode Soldiers. He
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can't never sleep on his stomach again. You know, too
much pleasure too. Mah wow, wow many thread count all
these sheets. She's like booted groot. She feels like, man,
(37:58):
you gotta you gotta start a line of sheets. Now,
I gotta, I gotta. They feel like alright, here's another one.
This is my favorite one. This This is from a
user name uh you slash three three three th underscore,
So you know he's a very legit, regular human. But
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he said, if you fat today, everyone will feel your weird,
lusty energy tomorrow. Control your will and have alpha women
itching for a fix to have a conversation with your
beautiful neon glow of blissful aura? Does he live in
an anime show? What the fuck is that man talking about?
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Who's walking around with neon glows? He's never he's never
went outside. All right, Goku enraged right before that that
he's been charging for two days, for two weeks straight.
That that is the energy of this entire group. It's
a lot of people thinking they're gonna build their power
(39:05):
by not touching their dick and screaming. It's like, I
don't know, man, maybe this is just a deep hatred
for women that you need to impact. Yeah, that that
seems like a guy who would who would easily look
up how to pick up women in a book or
on an online website. You know. I mean we're like, yeah,
(39:25):
neg say something negative, but they're like, yo, you gotta
say it in a way that they'll like it. And
they'll be like, wait, what do you mean? How can
I fix myself? Like I got a baby, girl, I'll
teach you how to be a good person. Hey, baby,
your hair dumb but nice though. God man, it's a
(39:48):
weird fucking energy from these people. And so I think
it goes back to your original point that, like so
much of this is just about controlling other people's sexuality.
It's like, yo, just just look into you, man. Yeah,
it doesn't actually affect anyone whether or not they're coming
or going. Just focus on you. That's it. That's why
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that that is. And then like really looking at what
the what that person needs and knowing how to say
that thing. And my family is really religious, and they
got really uh, they're really they're they're way more open
now than they ever were before talking about like this.
But like I think religious people getting getting better at
talking about sex and those things with their kids and
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their young adults. It's just a better thing for us,
because to have a young man walking around thinking that
his nut count is about to end, he did gonna die,
it's not fair. It's just not a fair thing. And
if I was a dumb, dumb dumb I'll be out
here still counting my nuts. And that's the thing. It's
not to your point, it's not making the world a
(40:54):
better place simply by controlling my sexuality. What is better
is to give me peron sspective that I can then
you know, take home and try to make my own
or at least be more reasonable with So with that,
I started to look into if there's any suggestion in
actual religions about not masturbating or yeah, specifically not masturbating,
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which ended up leading me to a bunch of YouTube
videos of pastor you know, like them cool pastors being
like the Bible, don't say it, but you know you're
doing wrong and bam, that's not swagger. Okay, I don't
(41:40):
like how you say that, Pastor cal cut it out, okay.
But one of the things that that they talked about
specifically is that idea of like, the Bible doesn't have
any specific literature that says that you cannot touch yourself, right,
there's nothing in the scripture that says that. But what
it does tell you is that you should be careful because,
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or rather the interpretations of the Bible tell you that
you should be careful because the idea of over masturbating
or over indulging in anything leads you to be over
sexual with your partners, which then leads you to infidelity
or adultery or whatever the risk is that you've imagined.
And so at the core of it is really what
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you're talking about is like the idea of management balance, right,
having a balance, and that's that's in life in general,
it's like, that's the lesson that was trying to be taught,
which I definitely needed to hit. But so I found
that later. But it could have been so much more
co create if you just would have said balance. And
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even so, there is a Taoist uh principle, I guess
I don't I don't know enough to know if I'd
call it a principle, but some Taoist teachers do recommend,
and this is wild, that you should ejaculate twenty four
times a year a maximum, pretty much, and that of
the times that you get hard uh, you ejaculate, So
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basically two out of the three times that you have
sex you should be coming, or rather two out of
the ten times that you have sex you should be coming,
and the rest you just leave hard you don't finish
kind of thing. But which is wild. I don't get
what that's any of that super crazy. I mean, it's
like you can't attend to everyone, but I don't know.
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It's like that seems miserable to me, but it does.
They are comfortable, they will say, and what they at
the root of what they say at the end of
all those educations is that everyone should make this decision
completely for themselves that this isn't rooted in like some
rule that God said, and you'll go to hell if
you don't do it. They're just like, hey, man, if
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I were you, i'd store up. But if you don't
want to go crazy, I know, be happy. It is interesting.
It's always interesting with those type of things. How they
decided the number, Like, I don't like where did they
grab it out the sky or did somebody was like,
I'm gonna I'm gonna check and be like, hey, I
(44:15):
found this year was fantastic. I'm gonna be honest. I
only did this year and I am killing it. I
am killing the game. I started a business and a family.
I don't know, but we're gonna take a break and
we'll be back and figure out how many comes are
you supposed to come here? On? My mama told me
(44:45):
we are that. Yeah, we're back here, Lord Chris Wren
and mama told me that's right. Jason Derulo, are you
sing enough? We want to know? Oh, Jason Derulo definitely coming,
He's coming. I can I can just imagine. I don't
(45:07):
even have to imagine it. I don't want to know
somebody like Jason Derulo. He coming. He TikTok's and he
jumps some pants, he jumps into jeans. He has two
people hold his jeans and he's jumping. I don't know
who he fucking, but I know he's coming. I'm proud
of I'm proud of you, proud of you. Bro. He's
probably coming weird, but he's coming. I don't think I
(45:32):
think it's it's hard to watch, but he's doing it.
I haven't thought about it much, but he looks like
a type of guy that comes more in a bubble
vest than anyone else. Yeah, I don't know why. He
just had that energy. I think we all know why.
He's a bubble that's a bubble bath bass thinking if
I've ever seen one, Yes, it is loves a bubble bath.
(45:55):
There's no doubt in my mind. He's in a bubble vest,
in the bubble bath. I think every time he comes,
he says, he sings his name for sure. Hell yeah,
that's what comes out. It's just just like floating floating notes.
They're shaped, they're shaped like the music notes. As he comes,
(46:18):
it's just Jesus. And then the lady just puts her
clothes on and she's like I gotta go. I made
a mistake. What you know what, I take it back.
I want to be that famous. I want to musical
note and then I'm out the game. What we figured
it out? This is it? Anyway? Yeah, you just want
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to get Jason de Rulo famous so you can come
music notes. That makes sense to me. Oh man, We're
gonna play a game. It's a very fun game that
I like to play. It's game is called all Right.
The premise of this game is I am going to
introduce to you a pretty innocuous, pretty widely supported fact, right,
(47:13):
and then I'm going to ask you to turn that
fact into a more sinister, more conspiratorial answer. I want
you to get to the hidden truth of this fact.
Take it however you want, but I want you to
really get to the knooks and crannies of what this
ship is. And this one feels very applicable to our
(47:33):
conversation today. This is a real fact that I found
on the internet. So maybe it's a fake one, but
the fact for you, for you to unpack and take
your time. The fact for you to unpack it says
that you are more likely to get a computer virus
from visiting religious sites than you are from visiting porn sites.
(47:53):
And why do you think that is? M well, ce
ce ce cee. That's just the man trying to turn
you away from the Lord. You know, he's trying to
turn your way from the Lord to have you walk
away from religion and into the lions den um, into
the devil's den porn hubs. I've never been to a
(48:15):
porn site and I had pop ups pop ups? What
else pops up? Herpies? What does herpes affect people? Black people?
Black people have mad herpies? Bumps? Pop ups come on? Bro.
First of all, who has religious sites? Who goes to
I don't I go to Facebook to watch my church?
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What are they even trying to tell you to do?
Fam They're trying to control how you search. They don't
want you to go to port. I don't want you
to see porn man, because they don't want you to
be sexually free. Because if you sexually free and find yourself,
then you realize, oh, I could be closer to God
than I knew. I could come and I could go
to church online. Don't come in church, that's kind of weird.
(48:59):
But you can watch you can watch church and then
you can go come, you can walk both lines. Have
a fulfilled life. Because if you have a fulfilled life,
then you become president. You think Obama became president with
I love Come, he came, he came, he saw, he conquered.
Then he came again in Michelle May too beautiful future
(49:20):
president is and then he became president. Why because he
was coming and he was in church and he was
coming and he was the church. Shoot shot. You get
it too, you get how you get wow? Truly moving moving.
(49:41):
That was That was a very drunk out of graft.
Uncle at the bottom Field just completely lost focus of
his original argument. Yeah, y'a shall stop searching what I'll
be looking at in my so And that's why Loretta
need to cut out the search. Just stop looking, all right,
(50:05):
and stop trying to lick my toes every time it's
my birthday. I told you I don't like it just
because you say it's a gift. Don't make it a
gift if I don't like it. Stop waking me up
when you're get in the bed. Damn it, it's just
airing out other complaints. I do think that that is
like a fun instinct that black people like older black people,
(50:26):
especially have is like when you're making an argument, at
some point you will bring up Obama. Like I don't
know what the stances, I don't know Obama, but Obama
is getting in this motherfucker. Yeah, Obama is. We do
it with a lot of a lot of cultural things.
We do it with God, like God, please please let
me like God's not involved in this particular nothing. Man
(50:48):
in a lot going on. Hey, we we are so
proud of Andy, proud of what Obama means to the
culture that we like, any good point we're trying to
bring up always has to include him. And I was like,
did he know he would be he would he would
be this to us, you know what I mean? Like
(51:09):
I wonder if he knew swearing it like Nig's gonna
be saying my name. But right, I'm sure he knew
that he was gonna be on statues and like that
we put him on T shirts and ship But he
was like, damn, they're gonna bring me up when they
talk about comes sometimes and that that's damn all right,
all right, yeah, okay, I'll be the president. Yeah I
(51:29):
guess yeah, they can't. You can't be successful if you're
not coming, right. Oh, man, I think we did it, Chris,
I think that nailed it. This was a fun fucking episode, bro,
I had a great time. Man, this is a this
is a great ass idea. Yeah, you're just you're You're
(51:49):
a guy full of ideas, big ass headphones, great ideas. Man.
I'm just proud of my my nigga. Like, man, he
got here killing the game. You see me shining with
the mike with a spit cover. You see me out here,
keep that spit off there. It's growing out here. Tell
the people. Can you tell the people where they can
see you? Out here? Where could they find you? What
have you got going on? Uh? You can see me indoors.
(52:14):
But online I'm at I'm at Chris Redge on Instagram
and rest on Twitter, I'll be posting where I'm maybe
doing some outside shows if it's safe enough for me
to do so. I have a couple of projects that
that I'm still figuring out, So I'll be posting on
their catch me on that, catch me on be back
on S and L and if S and L ever exists,
(52:34):
he'll be on kenadan Ever exists. Kenny got pushed back,
but it's it's gonna happen. We'll see. He's a promising
young man and as soon as we get this virus
under control, he's gonna be the richest man I know.
So I ain't got no damn Donald Trump. And uh well,
(52:56):
this has been fantastic episode of my Mama told me,
and a fantastic joy to talk to Chris. Red will
be back, I guess sometime to like and subscribe and
do all that stuff. Good day to you because of
the brown babies, my crop chips in your hastes. All
(53:19):
quala bears are racist. The astol mostly money vers defending
turkey stuff I can't tell me
Let's Donald Trump nut again. That's what he needs to
be working out. You know what scares me is, even
as we're talking about it, I think about the way
that he stands, and you know how he's always like
tooted a little bit, like yeah, it's like he's got
a hard dick, but he can't come, you know what,
Like he got tucked in his belt the way that
you do at middle school dances and ship. He tucked
in his belt and it's better as a diaper. So
(00:24):
it's a little bit weird to right, Like why did
you put a belt on your diaper? Sir? I don't
want it to fall off. I feel like a man, alright, alright, okay,
because I'm a big boy and wearing belt with the diapers.
Big boys, go hard mold my crop chips in your
(00:53):
racist post posting money stuff, you can't tell me whoa Yeah,
ladies and gentlemen, we are back. We are here with
an amazing, exceptional, beautiful episode of My Mama Told Me
(01:19):
the podcast. But we dive deep, deep into the butt
crack of black conspiracy theories and we worked to finally
prove that Muggsy Bows is lying about how tall he
is you ain't five for Muggsy, and we all know it.
You're six. To get off your knees, Muggsy. This is
a ruse. This was a long con just so you
(01:39):
could get cast in space. Jim your goddamn liar, Muggsy,
And we're gonna reveal it on the podcast today. Probably not,
that's not our focus today. I'm your host. Lankston Kerman
is always I'm so excited to be here with you.
I had a jarring morning where I found out today
that that Darius Rutger is technically related to the person
(02:03):
who Rucker Park is named after the world famous basketball court.
Darius Rucker of Hoodie and the Blowfish is in fact
the heir to the Rutger Park throne. And I cannot
believe that all these years we've been calling this man
a sellout and he is that he is a part
of one of the most iconic entities in the black community.
(02:24):
Good for you, Darius Rugger. Shame on you, Muggsy Boats.
That's how I always feel good for you, Darius Rutgers,
Shame on you, Muggsy Boats. You know who shouldn't be
ashamed of himself is my guest today. He's the fantastic comedian,
a fantastic friend, one of the funniest people I know
in the world. You know him from SNL, you know
(02:44):
him from the movie Pop Star. You know him from
just being a funny person on all the ship. He
pops up in pretty much every television show I've ever watched.
He's so funny. A dear friend. Give it up for
my buddy, Mr Chris Red audience in COVID. Hell, yeah,
(03:06):
got the baby. It's tight. Man, you're changing the game. Man,
you got you got the slave on a hat in
the back? Ready? How are you, sir? Man? I'm good man.
Waiting on my test results? Oh that's right. Yeah, wait, no,
my test results laid it cost to my face the
(03:27):
other day, so I had to go get my nose fucked.
You know, it's just like it's just like waiting to
see if you're getting ghosted or not. I don't like
it at all. I'm a little more privy to this information.
But you've been waiting a long time, like an exceptionally
long time for my COVID test results. We ain't got
(03:47):
my nose about almost two weeks ago, and I sitting
spiraling and anxiety like dude, I got it everything. Every
time I fart we're along, it's like, oh, is that
a Ronda far. I don't know if my life is
changed if Dr FAUGI doesn't start exclusively referring to testing
(04:08):
as nose fucking. I don't know that we've done any
good work today. Okay, I'm super excited that you're here. Uh,
not only because I just enjoyed talking to you, but
you sent a conspiracy theory that I think is just
a stunning one. You told you said, it's it's unbelievable,
(04:30):
but you said, my mama told me you can only
come so many times before it runs out. Care to elaborate, man.
The theory goes, is this from a strong black woman
(04:52):
look me in my eyes and said that you gotta
take care of your spirit sperm because you're going to
give your spirit out the spurb so much before it's gone.
I'm gone, and then the vessel is useless. You did it,
so there's a number of times you can come in
your life before your dick just dies. And I'm like,
(05:14):
that's wild to me. But then when I'm a I'm
a young man still like figuring it out, like looking
up the illuminaty. I'm I'm going down all these spirals.
And then women are like when you have sexual them
and like some of your order, your spirit stays in them.
I'm like, coming on. It's a real Kevin McAlister moment.
(05:38):
Your hands on the side of your head, you know
what I mean. And then I'm like, damn, how many
do I got left? Which is an insane trick for
God to play on anybody. Right, the idea that you
would have to count comes uh as you forward in
life is upsetting to say. And then it's like if
you but if you if your jack off versus having
(05:59):
sex is different, Right, that counts have come that fraction
of the comes that you were originally coming. If you
come full, because I'll be honest and maybe you'll speak
to this too. As a man who comes in a lady,
now I come more. I would use you to guest
I come more when a lady is involved than when
(06:21):
I'm by myself. Look, I've only I've only came in women.
I could count them on my fingers on one hand.
Good for you. I'm proud of you for that. And
I will say that I definitely come more, and that's
never been a moment I came more alone. Every time
you're like, med, come alone, you're like, oh, I ain't
(06:43):
gotta keep coming. I don't stop it. I'm just saying
it just seems more exciting when somebody's there help you.
You know what. You know that moment where you're coming
in in something or into someone and you like squeeze
your butt, cheeks and you your pelvis is all the
way forward. That that puts that extra coming in. Hope
(07:04):
body turns into a punctuation right there you go. That's
for you, because I appreciate you. But but if it's
by yourself, you don't put all that back into it. No, man, No,
not by yourself. That just seems same. Let me grab
a sod god man. But then it also made me
(07:27):
think about like what they would say about famous people
growing up in Chicago. They would be like, yo, you know,
once guys start sucking so many women, then they just
get bored. So then so then they then they ain't
experiment with they sexuality because they because they stopped, they
sucked so many that they just get bored. And I'm like,
what we we had, we we uh talked. We've talked
(07:50):
about this a few times. But that theory of Jamie
Fox uh naked basketball, which I'm sure you've heard of
uh with his boys is is a testament to that,
right that, like you've had so much sex, and you've
been with so many naked people, men, women, whatever, that
at some point you're just like, all right, well, I
(08:11):
gotta do something weird. I gotta wrap up in plastic,
leave thanks and do some crossovers. And I'm having a
hoop where I can't hit this jump shot unless somebody
got their dick out. That's just me, that's me. That's
(08:32):
how I play ball. You know what this sex needs
most zippers, most zippers here here right, it's it's adding
zippers to your to your personality or to your sexual
personality because you have seen too many titties, Like I,
titties are fine, but if there's not a zipper nearby,
(08:54):
I can't. It doesn't do it for me anymore. And
I'm like, man, what is that number? No one can
tell you what the exact number is, Like how many
is too many titties? Because for me, I don't have
a number. Sure, like I can see titties forever like that,
that's and that's what you think but you right, and
you're a famous person. I'm not gonna undermine you are
(09:15):
a very successful, talented man. But I don't believe that
you're famous enough to get tired of titties yet. You're right,
I haven't reached that level of fame. I don't know
if I want to go there. I'll be very rare
with you, man. I think I would rather just stay
right or sure, titties are plentiful and making good money.
Titties still do something for you. You're fine, what's filing? Man?
(09:40):
Let I just want to be a little bit more
famous to get my testis back faster. That's fair. Yeah,
I just want to be famous enough that I appreciate
titties and know if I have COVID within a week,
that seems reasonable. That's that's it, a matter of fact.
I want to it just Albert Contract, you know what
I'm saying. Because he got tested before everybody. He got
(10:02):
tested before we knew we could test for it. He
was just like, hey, hey, y'all, in a few months,
they're gonna tell you about this thing called COVID nineteen.
Already got that it was COVID eighteen when he did,
when he got to say, then they don't even know
it's rightful. Agent. This was smooth on Twitter, like yeah,
I'm sick, and it was like I died for you,
Like damn, I got fans like that. Na, not yet,
(10:26):
but you'll get them. Okay, let me ask you this
because with this conspiracy, I I love that we're already
digging into sort of the emotional response you had. But
I think you told me that this originally came from
a college counselor is that true? It did? It did
come from a college council. And I was really tight
with this woman. And uh, in college, I didn't get
(10:47):
a lot out of it besides uh weed money. Uh.
I was on my journey at the time, you know
what I'm saying. I was thinking myself out but up.
But I remember going to her office every day and
so we got we got mad close, and I would
tell her about my relationships and all that and uh.
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And basically this was like her golly way of saying
I was in the streets too much, I guess. But
but when she said that to me, I was like, Damn,
this is a really deep conversation. This is a very
personal conversation, and you believe this. Hey, that's kind of wow.
And she's a super smart educated one of my favorite
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people in the world. Won't even use a real name
or something much. I love them, But God, damn, I
run out. I got a calendar right now, but market
days now. I don't know what my number is, but
it's Jordan numbers. And so when she told you that
you could eventually run out of come for a better word, yeah,
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Were you then like, oh you crazy, lady? Or was
it like, oh, ship, this very much could be a
real possibility. And now I got to recalibrate the way
I approached the world. My immediate reaction to like anything
back then was I was like, h nah, that's stupid,
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and say, but what if it's real? Because I didn't
also still go to church, you know what I'm saying.
A little piece of me was like, but oh, but like, God,
do be playing like that? Though? God to be playing
like that, that's the scary part of I think the
way and I think this context is important. When you
attach God to something, it becomes a different conversation. It does.
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It does because now you gotta It brings in your
old life, and it brings in your belief system. It's like,
did I believe it right away? No? Did I go
search the Bible for that chapter where they say, yo,
dick runs out? Yes, I did, of course, and I
did not find it nowhere in there. Dog right because
it's not in there, doesn't mention it at all. They're
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not like and Abraham came his last come and no,
and no, I built the art and then he came
his last to come to giraffeic Noah came the giraffe. Yeah,
it's not in the scripture. It's an interpretation of the
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scripture from a person who you might consider to be
a godly person or a person who potentially has like
good Christian values. But it's a weird game to play
of like, damn you added that, dude, I liken to
the conversation, and now I don't. I don't want to.
I don't want to be working against God, you know
what I mean. Yeah, I didn't start getting hot til
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like till later to like college, so like I'm having
my first high moments after these conversations, I'm sitting by
myself like I don't want to waste the spirit, you
know what I'm saying. And I don't need that kind
of anxiety about life. I an't need that at all.
But I came back and asked about that, like and
she she was just firm on it and I haven't
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And I talked to her like last year, and I
should have brought it up, but it was it would
have been weird. It's a weird compensations like cash. Just
remember that time to him my com and he was like,
it's gonna run out. Hey, how many comes do you
think I got left? If you were the guest on
the scale of one that you're wrong you think I can't.
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It is it's like a very Joe Hoopeh's witness approach
to like coming where it's like only a hundred and
forty four thousand people get into Heaven. You only get
a hundred and forty four thousand comes before you go ahead,
Like what are we talking about? It's it's like a
bad rock ron com script. Yes you know what I mean.
It's just it's just a bad like you gotta hunt
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for that comes. I love that trailer. It's just like
a deep voice dude being like she is a hard
working lady who can't seem to find a man. He's
a tough no busy guy who is almost out of Come.
I take no lady serious. Somebody should teach me a lesson.
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Can they find love in Manhattan? It's like I slow down.
I only have two comes love but Come, I don't know. Bro.
She might be the one, but is she my last come?
That's the bill boy. She might be the one, but
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did she my last come? The last? Come the last?
To theaters for the last time? Baby. It's very long trailer.
They lost focus pretty early into the trailer. But it's
gonna be a good movie, I think. Honestly, I think
it's gonna do very well. Especially in these times. People
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are just you know, they're taking a lot of content.
A lot of content is being made streaming services. We
got so many streaming services. Yeah, I heard they're out
to Rosa McGowan for the lead, so that that should
be exciting. I'm glad to see her working again. I
love seeing that. Also, I think they have to come
itself to play the star. I had heard that, But
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that's cool. I love that. I mean, Come doesn't come
out for much, you know what I'm saying. You know what,
Come doesn't get a lot of credit because it comes
in a lot of stuff that it just like you
just stop talking about to come. Yeah, you know, you know,
you know, it's it's a sign that it's over. So
I'm glad that Come is finally getting it shine and
the way it should what I'm saying. I also love
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how unusable this episode will be when we listened back
and realize we said come one thousand, three hundred and
forty eight times in the first twenty minutes. Oh wait,
can we not say? It's fine? I'm just talking. We're
doing great. I think I'm having a spectacular time. This
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is so much fun, bro man, Okay, so let me
ask you this. So she tells you this. You you
naturally have your skepticism, but you're bought in at least
enough to believe that this good Christian woman is not
trying to do anything malicious in telling you this. Right,
It's like when you talk to anybody of the Christian faith,
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if they're die hard, you have to interpret what they say.
And because it's like, well, she, I know, she's not insane.
So it's like, so this is coming, So it's coming
from a place of love in some kind of way. Right,
So I so I over time, I was like, oh, well,
she was trying to say, be protective but your energy
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because people can corrupt your energy. That made more sense
to me because that's actually true and real. Uh but
I but I'm like, but the way she set packaged
it was was packaged and dumb. H Well, that's dumb,
but just wild. I think that that It's the problem
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with a lot of our belief systems, right, is that
we conflate a bunch of different things. Right, what she
is telling you is a true thing that like you,
you giving your your for lack of better words, spirit
to a hundred different women does start to eat at
the human that you are, right, It starts to make you, like,
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stop valuing them, stop valuing yourself, treat them and yourself
differently than you probably should be treating it. That all
makes sense, but that ain't science. Don't try to be
a geneticist while you're saying it. Just admit, like, hey,
I don't know how come works, but be cool about
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how you treat women out in the world. Yeah, man,
that because that's such a dope lessing that she and
she told and she taught me a lot of great
things that some hit been, some hit some hit later,
some left me questioning it like this, but it was like,
don't tell me my dick is gonna stop work right?
That's wild man. I like, there's something going on your life.
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What's he going? That's what he told me. He just
said he ran out of spirit. You know what it
feels like. It feels like the you know in the
beginning of The Beauty and the Beast where that lady
shows up and she don't get a spot in his
castle and then she handsome that rose and she's like,
when the petals fall, You're gonna be a beast forever.
It's like, you know, when when you bust your last nut,
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you're gonna be permanently a monster. Yeah, walking around, walking
around fall out beauty and it's just like a singing
come rag in the corners. I just want to be
a real a real rag again. Who do you get who?
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Who's the magic teacup? You know what I'm saying? Who? Wait,
are you asking who's the voice of it? Or what
is the item that repres magic teacup? Well? You got
us some lotions is going to be the magic teacup?
A bottle of Jurgons who sings to a smaller bottle
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of Jurgons and tells it to go to bed. Oh Man,
Beauty and the useless d that that's a nice We're
gonna make that movie right after the rom com. Maybe
we got a busy schedule. Man, listen, man o is booked.
Let don't ask you, no, don't ask us for ship
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We've got a lot of comb material to write down,
and it's all coming at you. All right, We're gonna
take a break. We're gonna be back with more Chris
Reddy and more, my mama told me. And we are back.
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I got brunk guides. Nobody got time for that. Yeah,
we go and we are back with more Chris red More.
My mama told me. We're still talking about busting them
nuts and how many ups you can bust right book,
we are, we are getting into it, all right. So
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I did a ship ton of research around this subject
because I am endlessly fascinated, and to be honest, slightly afraid.
I don't know that. I'm not afraid that like, there
are times where you, like, I don't know if you've
had this where you've like jerked off and then you
jerk off again and like nothing comes out, and you're like,
(21:43):
oh no, oh, is that all up? Bro? There was
a time I was dating this girl, um and we
had sex. I came and this up here, I had
the feeling and we go. And there's nothing bit more
crazy than to adults looking for come, like is it
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on you? You know? Where did it go? He? Is
it in the house? Didn't get stolen by a mouse
like this weird Dr Seuss poem was searching for That's
nothing was more uncomfortable than like sitting down in that
same bit later just watch the TV. Not have found
to come? Like right, it gotta be here? Done? Am
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I done coming this whole time? You got a Bible? Here?
Can we just get some prayer real quick? Just to
make sure to make sure man got kill him a
dig off? Okay, here's what I did. I did a
bunch of research, and I want to run some of
it by you, and I'd love to get your thoughts
on any and all of it. So, uh, I looked
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up and this is a tough thing to look up,
but I looked up the amount of come that a
man has over a lifetime, which again gives you some
real funky search results. Oh yeah, But one of the
things that it talked about is that men do not
run out of come. That's just fact, right, Like, over
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a lifetime, we continue to produce sperm. There's no point
where like our body at least naturally just decides it's done.
Should I feel like it should that the balls are
working your whole life? Yeah, man, I don't. I don't
see what we after a certain age? What are we doing?
An Amazon factory down? Man? Right? Yeah, day off, Jeff
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Jesus christ Man. Let me go home and see their
families or make one. You don't need to keep doing this,
But apparently our bodies will just keep producing. We produced
I think it's uh something in the like fifteen hundred
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sperm per minute, which means that you every day are
producing millions and millions of sperm, whether you want to
or not, whether you're willing to give them a break
or not, which means there's no actual way that you
could actually expel these from your body fast enough to
uh making for the fact that your body won't you know,
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is still producing them, even though that would be a
gross superhero, I gotta get any sperm out my body. Wait,
that's not a power. That's not air. It's not a power.
That's just how don't stay strong like he's been doing
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that every fight. So you're sick. Please, I don't want
to fight you like this. I'm gonna research and pat
in a library. Man, stop doing this, get out of here.
You're not a hero. I'm strong. So what I did find,
and this is fascinating, is that there was an article
in seen that claimed that you are meant to And
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this was a Daily Mail article, so take that means.
But they argued that you are supposed to come and
upwards of twenty one times per month as they have
significantly reducing risk of prostate cancer. Now it is worth
noting before you respond, it's worth noting that the research
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has been largely uh proven to be uh not I
won't say unfounded, but risky in that it was self
reported data. So like people were telling, you know, whoever
how many times they came. But they may be lying,
you know, people be lying about how much they mean
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busy all the time? Yeo, you know, need to be
lying about how about said they have. Especially That's the
information I should have had when I was younger, because
I would have I would have used that. I would
have been like, hey girl, you know, I don't want
to get cancer. And I'm sure he's like six seven nuts.
You know what I'm saying. Help help a brother be
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cancer free, help a player here this quota this month?
You know I got this tony one now quota. Baby,
I've been tabulating, and uh, I'm about three nuts show
this month. Oh, I hit my calculator on my nut
count and it's a little low baby. Hate for a
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nigger to get sick. Damn. You know, prostate cancer is
very terminal. Should be a shame if I were to
die from it. Seems easily preventable under this context. So
when I go ahead and save my life, good saying
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my life right now. Apparently coming upwards of twenty one
times a month is good for your prostate at least,
that was the claim. Some of the questions sort of, uh,
the questions from this study, and this will show you
how the self reporting works. These are some of my
favorite questions. One of the questions was how old were
you when you first ejaculated? That was a question to
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that fact to the to the participants in this study,
they wanted to know how old you were. They also
wanted to know how many sexual partners you've had before
and after you've turned thirty. And then this is my
absolute favorite. They would like you to estimate the decade
in which you ejaculated most frequently. Okay, come on, man,
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who is keeping up with all of this? Like and
and have a full life? Like could you imagine having
a calendar that detailed you got an old family, like
you take care of kids, You got a job lunch? Okay,
where am I at? Nut Wi? Real low? I had
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to up. You got to bring people together like folks
were in the red right now. I don't know. I
don't know what is happening in this corporation, but we've
got to get these numbers back up. We got to
get these numbers up. Family meeting if y'all want them.
A little brother, don't have to get out to the house.
Your mama, don't have to act right together. I'm not
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coming in. I was coming look at the grass, gras,
it's all right here. The numbers so so by all accounts,
and this I did more research to figure out, Like
if you know, along with the fact that they're saying
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that it could reduce proceay cancer, one of the things
that they also talk about is that ejaculation benefits sleep.
It improves your sperm quality. Apparently, it boost your immune system,
it reduces your risk of death from heart disease, and
it also spikes arousals, specifically a spike's oxytocin and dopamine,
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which is like all the feel good ship inside of
you that helps you, you know, keep your mood steady
and feel motivated. So, by all accounts, coming is a
good thing. Yeah, I'm a fan of it. You know,
I'm a fan. You know, I'm very pro coming. Uh,
you know what I mean. But one seems like, I mean,
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you know, for myself individual coming, uh, come, want to
partner your trust, But like you know, I don't know
about keep accounts. I ain't keep accounting. That's fair. And
so I guess the big question that I found myself
rushing or rubbing into, right is is why would this
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lady or anyone discourage you from coming? If there's all
these benefits, right, what's the what's the goal here? I
think you don't want me to come because us in turn,
she wasn't coming enough. There we go. Now we're talking.
Hold on you. That's how they get your hell yeah,
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I'm listening. That's how they get you. Man. See people
who not do. Don't come. I'm gonna stop you right now.
I feel you getting into something that I'm liking that
I think is huge. And this brings me to a
segment I called talk that Talk. I am going to
give you thirty seconds, thirty seconds to play out exactly
what you mean. I want you to talk that talk,
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break it down for the people. Go for it. There's
a lot of people out here not nothing. And you
know how they say that hurt people, hurt people, and
that people just want to bring you down. And and
if they're if they're depressed, yeah, they're not nothing. They
don't want you to nothing. They can see you walking
around a lot of your feet because you're empty and nuts,
embracing the world. They want to be like, hey, stop
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all that nothing. Don't we nothing? Come with us and
we can all be not nothing together. Well, I don't
want to be nothing. I want to nothing be I'm
not gay no more. I am the talk that talk,
Chris Red, talk that talking. I'm gonna talking. Yeah, talk
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that talk, Chris, really beautiful. I do think that there
is some validity to that that like some of this
is sort of like a want to control the sexuality
of the people around us to make it reflect our
personal values or our personal experiences, right, like part of
what I started reaching for, I go this way almost
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every time I started to feel like damn, this kind
of has the energy of like white supremacy, right like
it in the same way that white people for years
have tried to dictate the sexuality of black people through
Christianity and through sort of like these these oppressive values,
we literally have history of black people being castrated as
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a tool for control. That it's the same principle being
sort of like shared right now that they're telling you
not to come because they don't want you to be happy.
They don't want you to be free. They don't want
you to know the experience of another person in its fullest,
freest joy. Do you know what I mean? Right? They
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just want you to rub over clothes and build up
and walk home hard and uncomfortable, uncomfortable and yourself undone. Yeah. See,
But especially with religious sometimes people they can only feel
like they affected you and affected real change if it's
changed in how they see it. So it with me
not coming, She's like, oh, I affected his life in
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a great way, when she don't know she affected my
life in other ways and I can still come. I
don't have to stop. I can connect with God, I
can get closer to my family, I can do more
for my community. And I could still bust the snut
They don't have to be mutually exclusive. They never been.
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I don't think they all at all, man, but these
nine nutters. So I'm glad you're bringing up nine nutters
because there's actually and again did a lot of research,
there's for you. Hey, look man, my computer is never
going to be the same, but thank you for what
you've offered to society. So there apparently is a community
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online called the No Fat Community that whoa entire community
that's dedicated to not masturbating together, you know what I mean.
Like they're there as a community. They refer to themselves
as fat stronots, uh. And they have sworn off p
m O which is pornography, masturbation and orgasms and orgasm
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swarn them off. So they sounds like a very agger group.
And that's and that's the hard part, right is you
are correct. Just this a room full of people like
why can't we be having so the whole angle that
they play in and you know, digging into sort of
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like the community. A lot of it is rooted in
sort of like this suggestion that masturbation and sort of
like self pleasuring uh leads you down a unsatisfied life.
That you're actually more unhappy when you're not able to
uh to control your urges, to control your spirit if
you will, right, And so their suggestion is by having
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complete control of their body, complete control of those urges,
they are therefore not letting the fat beat them, and
therefore they have been in the fat. But like so
so they never fat ever, but as long as they
shout live. I think it's more people who used to
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fat a lot and then decide that fapping is no
longer healthy for them that they've they've they've for lack
of they've outfapped themselves. Ah hey, man, I feel like
for people who who have a problem with fapping and
they fap to that much and they had to cut
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it off cold turkey, you either join the fab community
and Terry Crews. It's it's Terry Crews. It's big Terry
Crews energy. You know, it's really big Terry Crews. Man.
It's a lot of like you're you're trying to conflate
spirituality with the fact that, like your wife, don't let
you watch porn. No more. Man, don't make this about
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black people. Bro, Just go beat off in your bathroom
when she's set home. It's I balance my guy. Yeah,
your muscles ain't supposed to be rinkly. If you would
just jerk off, they'll go back to normal. Yeah. Man,
I remember commenting on that and somebody's like, well, it's
not that you massively the whole time. Sometimes you just
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watch porn all day. I'm like, well, that's worse. What
are you doing it for? If my good storytelling? It's not.
We all know the narrative, we all know how this end,
we all know where it's going on. I don't even
watch for the story. I just enjoyed the part where
they press into each other. I skipped past all of that.
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Who's fucking digging into the narrative here, Terry, he was
wonder gonna I wonder what the mom was gonna do
with that daughter. We know Terry, Terry, we know Terry.
They're not actually related. Please stop watching this, sincerely and
call your family, call them, okay, or at least unlocked
(36:51):
the car. No let her out, Okay. I want to
read you some of the quotes that I found on
the no uh web sights and places. Okay, they referred
to themselves as hard mode a lot. One of the
users hard mode Soldier soldierr MOE Soldier, he said I
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would tell my younger solf when asked about like his
decision to no longer masturbate, he said, I would tell
my younger self one thing, retain retain your vital energy
and use it to better your life. M You know what, though,
that seems so personal to him hard Mode Soldiers. He
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can't never sleep on his stomach again. You know, too
much pleasure too. Mah wow, wow many thread count all
these sheets. She's like booted groot. She feels like, man,
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you gotta you gotta start a line of sheets. Now,
I gotta, I gotta. They feel like alright, here's another one.
This is my favorite one. This This is from a
user name uh you slash three three three th underscore,
So you know he's a very legit, regular human. But
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he said, if you fat today, everyone will feel your weird,
lusty energy tomorrow. Control your will and have alpha women
itching for a fix to have a conversation with your
beautiful neon glow of blissful aura? Does he live in
an anime show? What the fuck is that man talking about?
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Who's walking around with neon glows? He's never he's never
went outside. All right, Goku enraged right before that that
he's been charging for two days, for two weeks straight.
That that is the energy of this entire group. It's
a lot of people thinking they're gonna build their power
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by not touching their dick and screaming. It's like, I
don't know, man, maybe this is just a deep hatred
for women that you need to impact. Yeah, that that
seems like a guy who would who would easily look
up how to pick up women in a book or
on an online website. You know. I mean we're like, yeah,
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neg say something negative, but they're like, yo, you gotta
say it in a way that they'll like it. And
they'll be like, wait, what do you mean? How can
I fix myself? Like I got a baby, girl, I'll
teach you how to be a good person. Hey, baby,
your hair dumb but nice though. God man, it's a
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weird fucking energy from these people. And so I think
it goes back to your original point that, like so
much of this is just about controlling other people's sexuality.
It's like, yo, just just look into you, man. Yeah,
it doesn't actually affect anyone whether or not they're coming
or going. Just focus on you. That's it. That's why
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that that is. And then like really looking at what
the what that person needs and knowing how to say
that thing. And my family is really religious, and they
got really uh, they're really they're they're way more open
now than they ever were before talking about like this.
But like I think religious people getting getting better at
talking about sex and those things with their kids and
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their young adults. It's just a better thing for us,
because to have a young man walking around thinking that
his nut count is about to end, he did gonna die,
it's not fair. It's just not a fair thing. And
if I was a dumb, dumb dumb I'll be out
here still counting my nuts. And that's the thing. It's
not to your point, it's not making the world a
(40:54):
better place simply by controlling my sexuality. What is better
is to give me peron sspective that I can then
you know, take home and try to make my own
or at least be more reasonable with So with that,
I started to look into if there's any suggestion in
actual religions about not masturbating or yeah, specifically not masturbating,
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which ended up leading me to a bunch of YouTube
videos of pastor you know, like them cool pastors being
like the Bible, don't say it, but you know you're
doing wrong and bam, that's not swagger. Okay, I don't
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like how you say that, Pastor cal cut it out, okay.
But one of the things that that they talked about
specifically is that idea of like, the Bible doesn't have
any specific literature that says that you cannot touch yourself, right,
there's nothing in the scripture that says that. But what
it does tell you is that you should be careful because,
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or rather the interpretations of the Bible tell you that
you should be careful because the idea of over masturbating
or over indulging in anything leads you to be over
sexual with your partners, which then leads you to infidelity
or adultery or whatever the risk is that you've imagined.
And so at the core of it is really what
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you're talking about is like the idea of management balance, right,
having a balance, and that's that's in life in general,
it's like, that's the lesson that was trying to be taught,
which I definitely needed to hit. But so I found
that later. But it could have been so much more
co create if you just would have said balance. And
(42:45):
even so, there is a Taoist uh principle, I guess
I don't I don't know enough to know if I'd
call it a principle, but some Taoist teachers do recommend,
and this is wild, that you should ejaculate twenty four
times a year a maximum, pretty much, and that of
the times that you get hard uh, you ejaculate, So
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basically two out of the three times that you have
sex you should be coming, or rather two out of
the ten times that you have sex you should be coming,
and the rest you just leave hard you don't finish
kind of thing. But which is wild. I don't get
what that's any of that super crazy. I mean, it's
like you can't attend to everyone, but I don't know.
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It's like that seems miserable to me, but it does.
They are comfortable, they will say, and what they at
the root of what they say at the end of
all those educations is that everyone should make this decision
completely for themselves that this isn't rooted in like some
rule that God said, and you'll go to hell if
you don't do it. They're just like, hey, man, if
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I were you, i'd store up. But if you don't
want to go crazy, I know, be happy. It is interesting.
It's always interesting with those type of things. How they
decided the number, Like, I don't like where did they
grab it out the sky or did somebody was like,
I'm gonna I'm gonna check and be like, hey, I
(44:15):
found this year was fantastic. I'm gonna be honest. I
only did this year and I am killing it. I
am killing the game. I started a business and a family.
I don't know, but we're gonna take a break and
we'll be back and figure out how many comes are
you supposed to come here? On? My mama told me
(44:45):
we are that. Yeah, we're back here, Lord Chris Wren
and mama told me that's right. Jason Derulo, are you
sing enough? We want to know? Oh, Jason Derulo definitely coming,
He's coming. I can I can just imagine. I don't
(45:07):
even have to imagine it. I don't want to know
somebody like Jason Derulo. He coming. He TikTok's and he
jumps some pants, he jumps into jeans. He has two
people hold his jeans and he's jumping. I don't know
who he fucking, but I know he's coming. I'm proud
of I'm proud of you, proud of you. Bro. He's
probably coming weird, but he's coming. I don't think I
(45:32):
think it's it's hard to watch, but he's doing it.
I haven't thought about it much, but he looks like
a type of guy that comes more in a bubble
vest than anyone else. Yeah, I don't know why. He
just had that energy. I think we all know why.
He's a bubble that's a bubble bath bass thinking if
I've ever seen one, Yes, it is loves a bubble bath.
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There's no doubt in my mind. He's in a bubble vest,
in the bubble bath. I think every time he comes,
he says, he sings his name for sure. Hell yeah,
that's what comes out. It's just just like floating floating notes.
They're shaped, they're shaped like the music notes. As he comes,
(46:18):
it's just Jesus. And then the lady just puts her
clothes on and she's like I gotta go. I made
a mistake. What you know what, I take it back.
I want to be that famous. I want to musical
note and then I'm out the game. What we figured
it out? This is it? Anyway? Yeah, you just want
(46:48):
to get Jason de Rulo famous so you can come
music notes. That makes sense to me. Oh man, We're
gonna play a game. It's a very fun game that
I like to play. It's game is called all Right.
The premise of this game is I am going to
introduce to you a pretty innocuous, pretty widely supported fact, right,
(47:13):
and then I'm going to ask you to turn that
fact into a more sinister, more conspiratorial answer. I want
you to get to the hidden truth of this fact.
Take it however you want, but I want you to
really get to the knooks and crannies of what this
ship is. And this one feels very applicable to our
(47:33):
conversation today. This is a real fact that I found
on the internet. So maybe it's a fake one, but
the fact for you, for you to unpack and take
your time. The fact for you to unpack it says
that you are more likely to get a computer virus
from visiting religious sites than you are from visiting porn sites.
(47:53):
And why do you think that is? M well, ce
ce ce cee. That's just the man trying to turn
you away from the Lord. You know, he's trying to
turn your way from the Lord to have you walk
away from religion and into the lions den um, into
the devil's den porn hubs. I've never been to a
(48:15):
porn site and I had pop ups pop ups? What
else pops up? Herpies? What does herpes affect people? Black people?
Black people have mad herpies? Bumps? Pop ups come on? Bro.
First of all, who has religious sites? Who goes to
I don't I go to Facebook to watch my church?
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What are they even trying to tell you to do?
Fam They're trying to control how you search. They don't
want you to go to port. I don't want you
to see porn man, because they don't want you to
be sexually free. Because if you sexually free and find yourself,
then you realize, oh, I could be closer to God
than I knew. I could come and I could go
to church online. Don't come in church, that's kind of weird.
(48:59):
But you can watch you can watch church and then
you can go come, you can walk both lines. Have
a fulfilled life. Because if you have a fulfilled life,
then you become president. You think Obama became president with
I love Come, he came, he came, he saw, he conquered.
Then he came again in Michelle May too beautiful future
(49:20):
president is and then he became president. Why because he
was coming and he was in church and he was
coming and he was the church. Shoot shot. You get
it too, you get how you get wow? Truly moving moving.
(49:41):
That was That was a very drunk out of graft.
Uncle at the bottom Field just completely lost focus of
his original argument. Yeah, y'a shall stop searching what I'll
be looking at in my so And that's why Loretta
need to cut out the search. Just stop looking, all right,
(50:05):
and stop trying to lick my toes every time it's
my birthday. I told you I don't like it just
because you say it's a gift. Don't make it a
gift if I don't like it. Stop waking me up
when you're get in the bed. Damn it, it's just
airing out other complaints. I do think that that is
like a fun instinct that black people like older black people,
(50:26):
especially have is like when you're making an argument, at
some point you will bring up Obama. Like I don't
know what the stances, I don't know Obama, but Obama
is getting in this motherfucker. Yeah, Obama is. We do
it with a lot of a lot of cultural things.
We do it with God, like God, please please let
me like God's not involved in this particular nothing. Man
(50:48):
in a lot going on. Hey, we we are so
proud of Andy, proud of what Obama means to the
culture that we like, any good point we're trying to
bring up always has to include him. And I was like,
did he know he would be he would he would
be this to us, you know what I mean? Like
(51:09):
I wonder if he knew swearing it like Nig's gonna
be saying my name. But right, I'm sure he knew
that he was gonna be on statues and like that
we put him on T shirts and ship But he
was like, damn, they're gonna bring me up when they
talk about comes sometimes and that that's damn all right,
all right, yeah, okay, I'll be the president. Yeah I
(51:29):
guess yeah, they can't. You can't be successful if you're
not coming, right. Oh, man, I think we did it, Chris,
I think that nailed it. This was a fun fucking episode, bro,
I had a great time. Man, this is a this
is a great ass idea. Yeah, you're just you're You're
(51:49):
a guy full of ideas, big ass headphones, great ideas. Man.
I'm just proud of my my nigga. Like, man, he
got here killing the game. You see me shining with
the mike with a spit cover. You see me out here,
keep that spit off there. It's growing out here. Tell
the people. Can you tell the people where they can
see you? Out here? Where could they find you? What
have you got going on? Uh? You can see me indoors.
(52:14):
But online I'm at I'm at Chris Redge on Instagram
and rest on Twitter, I'll be posting where I'm maybe
doing some outside shows if it's safe enough for me
to do so. I have a couple of projects that
that I'm still figuring out, So I'll be posting on
their catch me on that, catch me on be back
on S and L and if S and L ever exists,
(52:34):
he'll be on kenadan Ever exists. Kenny got pushed back,
but it's it's gonna happen. We'll see. He's a promising
young man and as soon as we get this virus
under control, he's gonna be the richest man I know.
So I ain't got no damn Donald Trump. And uh well,
(52:56):
this has been fantastic episode of my Mama told me,
and a fantastic joy to talk to Chris. Red will
be back, I guess sometime to like and subscribe and
do all that stuff. Good day to you because of
the brown babies, my crop chips in your hastes. All
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