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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Vice. It's hell. We welcome to the naughty butN nice Show.
I'm your host from Shooter and it's Thursday, which means
our dear friend Madeley Bay joins us, HALUPI are you there?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Ruby lewis here?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Loopy Lee. We nearly forgot to hit record today. We
were gossiping before the shall.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We were very naughty this morning, very very naughty.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's gonna it's gonna play out on the show. Mark,
We've set the tone now, it's gonna be a naughty show.
Buckle in noughties. Let's jump in. What time is it?
My friends? It is d time. Big story at the
top of the show. I didn't see this coming. Jessica
Elber and Cash Warren have split after nearly seventeen years together,
so they're calling it quits. Mark, nearly seventeen years of marriage.
That's a long time. The two tied the knot in
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May two thousand and eight, have recently separated and are
now heading for divorced. They share three children. They have
their Doors who's sixteen, good grief, sixteen, I remember when
she was born, Honor Haven, who's thirteen, and their son
hayes Hhh. I like that is seven years old. So
this seemed to come out of the blue because at Thanksgiving,
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Mark and at Christmas they were together. They posted pictures together.
Jessica even captured one of the pictures at Thanksgiving. Happy
Thanksgiving to me and mine, to you and yours. Now,
no specific reason has been given for the breakup. I
digs Mark like a like a rabbit. I was digging
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to rabbits dig. Yeah, I think they did. I was
digging like a dark dog's dig digging, digging, digging, And
I was told there is no affair, there's no other person.
They drifted apart and they became like roommates. They stopped
kissing and cuddling, and they started to just become business partners.
Now they do run this billion dollar business, honey. So
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she's so successful as a Goop type entrepreneur. Now, like
we're always talking about Mega Markol and her brands, or
Gwenneth or even Martha Stewart, the one that does really
well who's sort of under the radar is Jessica Albert.
So there's a ton of money here. I'm told they
do not have a prenup. However, they're not worried about
it because there's so much money there that there's enough
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for everybody to be okay. Sad news, Mark and news.
I didn't see coming and I normally do we normally
know about this stuff. We hear whispers. I didn't hear
a thing.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, it is sad, And I will say, I agree,
this was under the radar. I don't think we were
really even thinking about this couple in the way that
we are now. But I, you know, Rob your point
about them being roommates, she said in an interview a
few years ago, like something along the lines of that
being the case, and that she was just checking the
boxes of things in life and just kind of going
with emotions and doing that you are expected to do.
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And I think there's something that was lost along the way.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
With these two.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And yes, there you know she is. People make fun
of Jessica Albert call her you know, her career is
not great or what does she do, But she's made
a billion dollar company. She's been very, very successful. And
I think it's great too that they are not, you know,
slamming each other on social media and making us into
a circus like they seem to be very much like
cordial and friendly about it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, I'm told I have a friend who knows him
really well, and they said they might not even have
a lawyer. They might just do the divorce themselves, like
they'll sit down over a cup of coffee or maybe
Avard Casoda, that's what we have, and decide how we're
gonna split this up. But there's a lot of money there.
Now Jessica's Korea. She's not the biggest actress anymore, but
that's by choice. She turns down everything. She doesn't want
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to do it anymore. Interesting really, early on in her career,
I worked on her publicity team, so I wasn't her publicist.
I was very very young. I was sort of like
a junior publicist, but I would take Jessica around to
the shows in New York. Her lead publicist was based
in la which they always were back then. Now it's
changed a little bit, and I was sort of like
the Satillite office here in New York. And at the time,
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the big show, the Rosie O'donald show show how long ago,
And I remember taking Jessica to Rosie, and I remember
her meeting Cash and her having a crush on him.
Is very good looking, and the two really hitting it off.
But I do reminiscen. I was thinking about this. She
never was that thirsty. She's not a real housewife. She's
not desperate or even a j loo like Jennifer loves
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the attention. She'd be the first, I think, to admit
that she's not that she wanted to make her movies.
She wanted to even back then, she was thinking about business.
She wanted to make a lot of money. She did.
She almost used her celebrity to make this brand a
billion dollar brand. Long before the Kardashians figured this out,
Jessica Alba did. So I do wish them in bag.
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I liked her. She wasn't the most interesting person. She
wasn't somebody that I ran and told my friends, oh
my god, I spent the day with Jessica Albert and
she said this, and she said that they didn't really
ask about her that much. But I think it's the
level of fame that she wanted, Mark. It's not that
she was going for all these roles or posting all
this stuff on social media that nobody cared about. She
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didn't care about it. She just didn't want that world.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
She didn't.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
When I think about her brand, I don't really think
about Jessica Elbow, which is great in a way of
she can disassociate from that.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
She can sell a product.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It's not about her, it doesn't revolve around her, much
like her divorce where you think about Jlo. That divorce
was so over the top, it was so exhausting. I'm
tired from it still. I was tired of hearing about it.
I was tired then, I'm tired now. I love this
for them, like under the Radar, just do what you
do and you know, we'll move on from this at
some point.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I think you're onto something. I like those drag queens
of celebrities. I like the drama or the Kardashians sort
of invented this, although it goes back to Marilyn Monroe
and Angelina Joe Lee like I like those really ridiculous
celebrities that make me me screamed, but also too there's
something to be said for these under the radar stars
who were just making money, Mark like, doing really really
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well in seventeen years. You can't holding those that that,
particularly in Hollywood. And I think we're going to see
them remain friends. They're going to raise their kids together,
and I hope, I hope they go on and find
a new love, and when they do, it's really important, naughties,
You've got to keep the flame alive, particularly when you're
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in a long term relationship. I've been in a long
term relationship for quite a long time, a very long time.
I love it, but I do once twice a week
try to have a date night, or try to remember
we're not just roommates. We don't just live together. We're married,
we're a partners. It's easy early on in a relationship. Mark,
you and Kevin are still like relatively early, and so
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it's easy to keep the spark alive early on. Can
you imagine ten fifteen years from now.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Well, I think it's different with kids, and I think kids,
I hate to say it, but they kind of ruin
the romance and like things change. A lot of my friends,
you know, who aren't considering divorce or going through rough
patches when the kids came.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh things have changed for them.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, Doris proved that this can happen. Your money, two
naughty little boys. She has dramas and Mark and your
father and Doris are love love love birds. It's adorable.
Let's go to our pole question of the day before
getting any more trouble. Jessica Albert and Cash Warren have
split after neeli seventeen years of marriage seventeen years Mark, Ah, Yes, surprise,
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I was shocked. I'll give you the answer here. My answer.
It's not your answer. Naughty is I hate to sort
of influence the pills so to speak. Here, I was
totally shocked. Are you surprised? Take overtes on our Twitter
page at naughteen nice Rob or a Facebook page which
is naughty Gossip and be sure to check back to
my arrival to hear your results. Hey, Loop, what are
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you working on?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
All right?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
So Ben Affleck has full led to Jennifer Gardner's home
as the Palisades fires have reached.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
She can't get rid of him, She can't, she can't.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
She's gonna bring him the jack in the box.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I think, yes, that's right, it's a better flet has
made a dramatic escape from his twenty million dollars Los
Angeles mentioned as the fires have closed in. He's seeking
refuge at none other than his ex wife Jennifer Garner's
Brentwood home.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
So Ben was forced to evacuate on Tuesday. But the
real question in everyone's mind. Was he checking in on
their kids or just crashing at Gens both?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's doing both, of course. Do you think she had
any saying this? Do you think he called her up
and said, my house is in trouble? Can I come
over to your So? Do you think she invited him?
She's very nice.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I feel like she's his mom.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
So she's like, come on, Ben, like come over. You
know it's not romantic.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
In my mind, No, it's not romantic. Talk about relationships
that lost their spark. Jennifer, Yeah, Garner, not with the
D I always say, gard No, it's not it. Jennifer Garner.
She became his mother and I think she still is.
And I think Ben needs to move on like he
or maybe you can't say that this is a disaster
what's going on in California. Honestly, our hearts go out
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to our friends in California. It's absolutely shocking. It's just unimaginable.
So I can't imagine being Ben or anybody else in California.
You've been told you have to evacuate your home. Where
do you go? Like even rich people, I'm told all
the hotels are sold out. You can't get into the
Beverly Hilton or the Lamaitage or any of those fancy hotels. Mark,
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even if you're Ben Affleck, where do you go? I
remember when Sandy hit New York, the hurricane, and we
lost power here in Chelsea's so Bruce and I we
couldn't use the elevators, we couldn't walk out dogs, we
couldn't flush the toilet like we didn't add fridge didn't work.
So we had to evacuate and we tried to get
into a hotel uptown, a nice one Anna Winter went there,
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couldn't get it in. Nice tried like another hotel town,
couldn't get in. So in the end we fled to
our friends apartments and they took us in, And for
a moment I was like, my goodness, this is what
it must feel like to have to flee your home
with just a suitcase like we had. It's just so heartbreaking. Jennifer,
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you are so so special. Do you think jaylo offered
a per catch?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
You know what? I think Jennifer Lopez has that kind
of ticky crazy that she probably would, you know, I
think she might.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I think she might. Oh my god, Mark, I never
thought about that. Ben's getting What does he do what
is it about Ben Affleck. I've met him a couple
of times and I wasn't that into him. Mark, I
wasn't that into him. Now this is very naughty, naughtyes,
but we're friends here, so I'll say it quickly and
as dignified as I can. I once peed next to
Ben Affleck I did at the Golden Globes, and I
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did have a little look. I did. Mark couldn't help myself.
My little eyes, beady eyes sort of they glazed down
and gazed down and Mark tell me everything. I'm saying,
no more, but we saw it in that mouth. And
so what you saw in the movie was all Ben,
let me tell you, And no, I can't say anymore.
(11:09):
I was gonna get too graphic then naughties, but I
pulled back. So maybe that helps. But I think I
like this and bigger picture here. It's not about Ben
or even Jen. It's about everybody in LA and my heart.
Our hearts just go out to you. Okay, Moving along,
the Royal Family are gonna snub Meghan Markles new Netflix project.
(11:29):
They can't help themselves. So Megan, that's a new project.
It comes out next week. With love Meg and I
can't wait. I mean, the past few projects they've done
Mark being a bit boring, the Polo Show and all,
Oh it's a bit boring, but this one could be good,
so I'm gonna give it a chancey Well. Royal commentators
out of London shady are saying Prince William and Kate
they don't care about the show. They're not going to
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watch it. They're not into Megan anymore. They've moved on.
It is the ultimate sign that you don't care. When
you just move on Mark. Like people who I still love,
I sort of hate, like if you upset me and
I'm really bad, it's probably because I still have feelings.
I know when relationships have ended, friendships.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I know what.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I just don't care anymore. And I'm told that's where
the Royals are with Meghan. They're not even curious. Like
I would be curious if a member of my family,
even if I didn't like them very much, had a
TV show Mark, I would even if I watched it
hoping they would fail, I would watch it. I'm told
they're not going to watch. They just don't care.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You know of other rumors that have come out about
this family, I would believe this is one of the
most One of the Palace insiders said Meghan was a
background character in a chapter that's already closed, and I
just burst I burst out laughing.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I thought that was the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Say it again, Mark saying again, a background character in
a story that's already closed. I'm going to use that
when I fall out with you.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Mark, No, no, no, But yeah, it's bad. That really
does say like we aren't they don't care, but.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They just don't care. Are you gonna watch it? Mark?
You love TV and you're a producer to so you're
not gonna watch it for all the sort of like
insider reasons, but you're gonna give it a try. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I mean the trailer was pretty boring, but I am
very curious, and we'll see that the first episode or
the second episode, and then I'm not.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Sure what will happen after that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I always give it one episode. Whether I go back
for the second, that's the question from me. So I
can't really say if I enjoy a show until i'm
two or three episodes, you can't just do it. I
can be I'm interested. I was a bit disappointed, but
I will keep watching or I won't, and that's gonna
be the question. Okay, quickly, before we get a break.
Travis Kelsey is spilling the beans on the best season
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to get married. Hint, it's not the fall. What's he
got to say about? I do?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
So the Kansas City Chief star is already dishing on
wedding advice, sparking speculation that a proposal be near.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Rob so, in a listener on.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Podcast, complain about his fiance's plans for a fall wedding
conflicting with football season.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Travis did not hold back.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
He said, all the weddings I've been to, all of
my friends always do it in the summer. He said,
I've always seen weddings in February.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
But never in the fall.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
It's just not a good season.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
He even joked to Rob that finding a football free
weekend as a challenge, saying, you gotta be willing to
find a weekend where the team isn't playing anyone good.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Travis Travill First of all, the only reason I care
about when Travis thinks we should all get married is
because of his girlfriend. Correct Like, if he wasn't with
Taylor Swift, I probably would not be doing this story.
But I think you know something. The Gays don't have
to worry about Mark. We love a fall wedding because
we're not watching the football.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well that's not true.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Kevin watches football every single weekend, and I have literally
I disassociate for my body flo I float somewhere else
while and it goes on for hours and hours weekend
after weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I have no idea what's.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Going on a Mark. It's not a little short program.
The football goes on for hours, hours hours. I can't
bear it. Like sometimes when I go to CBS to
watch one of my favorite shows, like A sixty minutes
on a Sunday delayed because of the football.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Horrible.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Oh how long do they need to throw that ball
up and down that field? Give it?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
How many games?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
How many games? It's too much markets. Taylor Swift did
a lot of concerts, but she didn't do as many
as they played football games where it's too many markets,
too many. Well, we know you're not going to have
a full wedding. Then I'll have to change my whole
whole outfit. Might be a summer wedding. I like this.
It makes me laugh, and I do hope, I do
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think this is the year. I don't think they're going
to get married this year, but I think this is
the year we're going to see a proposal. Okay, we're
going to take a quick break and we will be
right back. Welcome back to the Naughty but Night Show.
Your hestop shooting with a dear friend, Mark Bluepoe Lubi.
Let's get to the polls. Ah, So, after eyebroke this story,
it's my story, other people are claiming that it's theirs
(16:03):
I broke that Sutton Foster was with Hugh Jackman. You know,
I know Broadway people, I knew this. Well. Now they've
been spotted holding hands together in Santa Monica, so finally
it's confirmed that these two are together. Our question was
is do you love this relationship like you know when
celebrities getting to new relationships. I'm really into this or
(16:25):
I'm not into these two as a couple. Are into
Hugh and Sutton as a couple. Let's have a look.
Seventy five percent said no, you're not into this. I
think it's because how the relationship started. Poor dep He's
with Debbie's wife for twenty seven years Mark, and now
he does a musical with Sutton Foster, and a year
later they're dancing off jazz hands into the sunset. I
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I'm quite old fashioned about this though. I don't like
a sloppy start to a relationship. I don't and this
is a sloppy start. Now, Brad and Angelina are the same,
and says Ariana Grande and that youthan Slater, we've we've
rewrote the history there, but they were both mans. I
don't like it. Market. And if you and his wife
deb were not getting along, if they had trouble in
the relationship, if she became his mom, which a lot
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of people said she did, then break up with her
and then get together with Sutton. Are your feelings the same, Mark,
Do you have the same moral compass as Rob Shooter?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I have the same moral compass. However, I just look
at these two.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I can't get off to the fact that I just
said they're more friends and their lovers.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
It gives me jazz hands in the best way. Like
I don't it's fun. It's fun, and like I just don't.
I don't know, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I see them doing a shuffle hop bull change rather
than akiskiss kiss correct. I could see them rolling back
the rug in the house and practicing Britney spearsps I
did it again. Moves. Yes, Yes, there's something that will
keep her eyes on it will keep her eyes on it. Hey,
don't forget to vote on today's bowl and add Twitter
page at Naughty nys rom. Facebook page is Naughty gussip
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and be sure to check back tomorrow. We're to hear
your results in now. Oh it's time for a nicest
of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Oh wow, this is really cute.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Zendaia and tomahalland got matching tattoos before their engagement announcements. Wow. Well,
the couple, who are both twenty eight and the same size,
I should add, visited the Boston Tattoo Company in Massachusetts
over the November Thanksgiving break to get a discreete meaningful tattoo.
Sinzia opted for a tiny tee below her armpit. Well
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On got a subtle z of his rib cage.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh, it's literally a tumos senday. I like these two
as a couple. We're just talking about couples we like
or we don't. I really do like this, but I
can't get over him as a little boy. It's like
Mick Jonas he can never be a man like you,
know what I mean. Once you get to know somebody
as like a young star, it's very hard for me
to see them move forward. He should, it's his life.
(18:58):
So I'm very very happy for you. And normally I
don't like tattoo. Do you have any tattoos? Mark? I
don't like.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I don't mind them on other people.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I do not want one for myself.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I don't want them. Yeah, and I don't even like
him on other people. Let me say it, Donny Meacham's
covered in them. Oh, I don't like it. All I know.
I was with him one summer. I could see all
his arms all over himself, those tattoos. He loves them,
not for me. So I don't recommend couples doing this,
but I do think these two, I hope they're not
going to regret it. And they are little, small tattoos.
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It's not that big, ugly phoenix on Ben Affleck's back,
Remember that, oh so ugly. His whole back is covered.
So we like this and nicest of the day now
and is the day naughteen? Naughty? Naughty? Just think Baldoni's
lawyer is slamming Ryan Reynolds over a Deadpool Wolverine diss
So Ryan is promoting outtakes from Wolverine, and one of
(19:53):
them appears to be a nasty joke about justin Now
his lawyer is saying, if your wife is sexually harassed,
you don't mock the situation. You don't turn it into
a joke. He has a point, He has a point.
If this is as serious as that lawsuit implies, not
a time for making jokes. Even Ryan Reynolds, don't do it.
Not a good luck. Let's end with a moment of rub,
(20:14):
you Rob, you good rub. The difference between winners and
losers is winners know exactly who they are and aren't
scared to be authentic. Do you know who said that?
Wendy Williams. Wendy Williams once told me that, and I
thought about it all the time because she was unapologetically
herself at a time when nobody on television was like Wendy.
(20:36):
Nobody nobody dressed like her, nobody spoke like her, nobody
told it as it is like her, be yourselves. When
this podcast started to take off, Mark was not. When
we did it in the studio, I remember we used
to go to iheartened because I was sort of like
controlled and it wasn't really mean. I was trying to
play a version of a podcast host who knew me.
Now I'm just me, be yourself, and that's the only
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LANs you have of success. Hey, that is it for today.
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