Episode 355 | Vacu-glide - New Rory & MAL

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The volume.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
All right, we're ready. I had won the cords up
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
You know, y'all are considered annoying that sound in the
listeners ears.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Huh oh, I thought I thought that was weird.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
You had a music that listeners listened to. You had
a ship that they listened to.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Yeah, and they would have whatever app tells you if
you're on key. I think we smoked that. We was
right there.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Ai that ship. That ship is going platinum.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
No, keep the raw vocals, pee. I think we nailed it.
You know what I'm saying that that was it. We
need put dad. Dad of the Year just happens to
be amongst y'all. I know, it's it's an honor.

Speaker 6 (00:42):
For you guys.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's a pleasure for you to meet me.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Kia has been celebrating her birthday with her friends out
of the country, so I have been I've been full
full single dad for the last week, which is going
to continue on till next Wednesday. Oh my god, I
made it halfway though. We're at Thursday. I'm doing good.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, I'm a little You're doing good. How's amara doing?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
As the questions we got to.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Ask having a blast she can do anything she wants.
No one's had more fun than Amora since the entire thing.
There you go, Yeah, there's no repercussions, nothing, a little
you don't want to take a bath?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Who cares? Bats math? Who cares?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I was telling MA, I don't know if you guys
can see Amara was Uh. We were at like the
second part of you know, the slide ship that they
have at playgrounds, which everyone knows slides are my enemies
with her, but they have one of the second levels
that could go to another part of another playground structure,
and there's like a rope course right there, and I

(01:45):
saw Amar get a little too confident and start running
towards some ship that wasn't wasn't for her yet, and
I was just locked in on her. Was running, but
it's it's low, so I had to like run like this,
full blown ran right into a well. I don't know
if you guys can see this. I can, yeah, no,
but I've been not knocked out, but like put that

(02:07):
shit in cartoons is real when you see that, like
white shit and flashes hit that ship and I had
to be in straight dad mode, but I could not see.
I'm just grabbing from.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Four mallars, grab the one in the.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Middle, just grabbing. I ran full speed into that. I
did not even see it, dagh.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I thought the sixties caught up to you, So.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
We're gonna get to that. I was telling them Maria's
I don't know if that gives us more street credit.
We never had to pay, but they protected us just
off the string.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's a lot going on right now.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Man.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
I don't know nobody that know, nobody about nobody.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
I don't know nobody about nobody, nobody.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
I don't even know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't know what you're talking about either.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
No, Like, like, we know sixty people.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
In oh La is what I'm sixty people in New York?
Sixty people in What are y'all talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Baby rolling?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Amara?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
See me rolling?

Speaker 6 (03:03):
They hating?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Like, yeah, that's what I thought y'all was on. Oh okay, cool,
This wasn't that. Nah okay, y'all listen to no jumper.
I don't know what they're talking about. So you got
tomorrow for another five days.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I got a call and check in. Now that I
know that, that's what you.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
It's not a big deal. It's just you know, help,
help helps.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yo, men don't never want to ask help us, help
us welcome to like if anybody wants to help me out,
it's welcome. Please anybody just save me.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, no, it's two parent homes are underrated as far
as people working and coming home. Yeah, just you and
your daughter time. Like, oh no, I'm actually really had
a lot of fun. Yeah, I've and k doesn't listen
to this podcast, so it's it's totally fine. I've been
like down playing how much fun I've been having because

(03:59):
like I don't want her to feel.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
A way, ye got to keep it like like damn.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Why she's so much meanwhile having a fun last Yeah,
she goes to bed on time, We cuddle in the morning,
like yeah, everything's fine, that's great. But you can't do
that to a mom. You have to be like, ah,
this is tough.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
We don't know how to do without you and make
her feel like a presence is missed. Has no idea,
She has no idea. Ten days is probably the max,
but yeah, you start so when your return flight and
you need to pick you up.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
And you know what's crazy. We timed it because I
was going to do our week off because of Kia's
birthday and Damarius's birthday are like a day apart, So
we're taking that week off. Don't worry everyone, We banked episodes.
I was thinking I would have that week off so
Keia could do her birthday thing and I would be
fine and not have to work. We're tripling down on

(04:51):
episodes every goddamn day, and I'm being a single dad.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
It's been a rough fucking week.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, your vacation week is not a vacation.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
She decided that you wanted to go the week before,
and I was like, I told everyone in January that
our week off was going to be. Now, can't switch it.
So you know, it's fine, so good. My mom's been there.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Enjoyed the time, man enjoyed the time. Joy while it last.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
They say, you know, she'll have her own friends and
won't be speak to you, walk right past you in
the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Listen, my mom has no idea how to work an iPad.
The amount of times since we've been recording this week
that I've had to go on FaceTime and show my
mom how to take off a guided access has been
That's been the hardest thing, for sure.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Walking your mom from technology. Yeah, but knows how to
do everything with an iPad.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (05:38):
I'm great, man, great, feeling good. Okay, I'm getting through
the week. It was a busy week for us, but
it's been fun.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Man.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Still pulling out?

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Oh yeah, okay, I'm pull out master. I'm like, what's
hiding the black belt.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Brown belt?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I don't know if there's anything.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
I think, No, it might be something high in black belt,
Latin purple belt, whatever it is, I'm since no.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
At the first karate class I went to an elementary school.
They gave me a purple belt.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
What I want? They don't? They give you a white
belt when you walk in and yellow.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Think I got to yellow, red belt or chral belt,
chral being.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
I'm definitely coral belt. When it comes to pulling out,
what's the fact?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Why are you but you wear columns?

Speaker 5 (06:20):
I mean within a rando? Yeah, if it's somebody that
I have like a history with.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
When's the last of you with a random? All you
don't sleep at randos?

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Well, I mean yeah, it's been a while trying not
to sleep a rando. I don't even talk to rando,
let alone back out on them. Get out of here,
you random?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Who are you?

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Who sent you?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Who are you anyway?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
That's all I was saying.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
That's what I heard talking rand.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
I was like, who are you? But what is my
doing on your ass?

Speaker 6 (06:48):
Like?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Get out of here?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Speaking of songs, I heard a little a little snippet.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Little clip it.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
You ain't here nothing what you heard?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Listen, man, maybe maybe I am on the note jump
of lad side with these latty questions. I still got
my stove god verse despite what we thought was going on,
still got those vocals.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Sorry to lock up shout the stove man.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I mean, I'm a hold it down because that's my man.
I'm not gonna say nothing. But those vocals came.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Through, dope.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Don't act like you ain't here.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
I did hear it.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I mean, but you know it wasn't mixed. I can't really.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh yeah, it wasn't mixed.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
I'm talking about non mixed vocals. That's my thing. Everybody
knows me knows that, man. Everybody everybody knows me knows
I don't talk about non mixed vocals. I don't need
because then it changes when it gets mixed. This line
is not there no more.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
That's the number one yes trash line.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, it ain't mixed yet.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
That was the first first stove ain't got a trash
verse yet at all.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
He went crazy, even with the non touch vocals. But
that was when I met Maul's mom for the first time.
I think it was the Billboard. She that was the
first thing she said to me. She's like, you have
to understand about my baby. Just not fuck with a
mixed vocal.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It was not mixed.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
It was the first thing. And I was like, I
already know because his twin sister told me that three
years ago. Like I know, miss Mall, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Missing it's so disrespectful.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I love your mom and your sister, Like they're like
them my homies. Like I met them that day at
the Billboard two and like we've been like this ever since,
my peoples.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Yeah, that's what's up. I appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
That's crazy what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I appreciate.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
I appreciate them loving my family.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, of course, so love. I appreciate that. But now
you gave me the heart on the stove got verse.
I was like, all right, cool. It was like four
days later.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
It was the next day. It was the next morning.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
The heart is crazy.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
It was the next morning.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Who ordered food huh, who has the gall to call
here and not a clock? All of our listeners equal
people don't even mark this. We're gonna have a full
intervention in this fucking office. I get pissed at Better
and Lloyan a lot because they know when we record,
and I don't understand why you constantly asked me for
things when you know I'm recording. Why for the last

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month everyone decides to order food when we know we're recording.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
That's not food, that's you know who that is. That's
post Office, that's Amazon or mail guy.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
No, that's Prince Street Pizza.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
See.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
To be fair, they supposed to be here, Okay, yeah,
they've been running a little late.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
We just most of the time it is it is
the male though.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, usually it's the male. But we are eleven minutes
into recording. They were supposed to be here eleven minutes ago.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Okay, so I'm just trying to lash out.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah, I said that like fun going on. You said
you was happy being a single dad, But it's not
given that.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
I still have resentment.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
Oh okay, cool, it's given frustrated.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
He had posted a sunset when we were on our
third episode, and I was like, man.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Block should have blocked you, you.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Know, but that would have been the respectful thing.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, you felt like monitor my vacation and ship like no.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Oh no, I wasn't. No, not in that that type
of way, but I would hope she would block me
so I wouldn't be like damn like fomo.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Yeah, like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Now, I don't do that.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
You can monitor your baby mom's vacation. I don't think
we gotta stop acting like that's not like a legit thing.
You shouldn't know what the hell your baby moms is
doing on vacation.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Oh no, I agree, but you don't think I know.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
No, I'm just saying you shouldn't monitor it though. It's
all good.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
No.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
I put one of those mics that that we clip
up when we do the kits and shit. I placed
that inner toiletry back.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, Yeah, makes sense, makes sense.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
We are recording an episode, Josh, put that down. We
can reheat that. We have an oven here. Yeah, let's
get back to the ship, y'all. We're very silly today.
We're very silly today. We've been recording for the past
six hours. So if just you have to stay patient
with us, Okay, We're gonna be giggling, and I'm feeling
real just hilarious right now. That's all I'm saying. I might.

(10:51):
I might do an ig live with the same head gear.
Head gear if she had a scarf for yeah, that's
not head gear.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Did she have a skyfire if she just had her
like regular hair and done? Oh, she had a head time.
So how do you guys feel about.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
I love the way Lauren handled that on air. I
head up and told her that I.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Fuck with Justin.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
So I didn't see Lauren's response. I saw Jess going off,
and then I saw what Jess said on air.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I didn't see what long.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
So so Jesse Larrys went live the other night and
she expressed some emotions and some feelings about the workplace
over at the Breakfast Club and not feeling like, you know,
she had the support of her crew, her team, her staff,
her coworkers, her co hosts, and so she went live
about it and you know, expressed her feelings and then

(11:41):
obviously went on air and her and Lauren and Charlemagne
and interview. I guess had a conversation on the air,
like you know, let's let's talk about it, and people
for the last few weeks months have been kind of
noticing or kind of identifying what seems to be.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
A little friction, a little.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Tiff between Lauren and Jess.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Well, I guess Jess referred her.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
No, yes, oh yes, Jess picked her to be so
so let's see, let's backtrack a little bit. Just when
I'm maternity leave. She's the third host on a breakfast club.
She went on maternity leave, and she picked Lauren to
feeling for her while I'm maternity leave. Apparently, when just
came back, it was kind of a thing where Lauren
was still kind of doing her segment with her when

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it was like, Okay, you were supposed to be kind
of like my substitute, you know, not in a disrespectful way,
but you were supposed to be feeling it for me.
I'm back here, why are you still here and then
doing my segment. So just this thing was you know,
this can now be your segment. We're just not gonna
call it. Sorry, We're just not gonna call it just
with the mess because this is kind of you doing
something else, something a little bit more journalistic, like this
is your segment, and I'll take my name.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Off of it.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
And then just just all understandable.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, understandable.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Jess also expressed that she felt like the boys weren't
really being very clear on which where she stood or
where Laurence stood, or what was going on.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
It was just very confusing.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
She referred to it, quote unquote, she said it was
ran like a high school, and she just says she
wasn't really comfortable with the way things are going. And
she was like, you know, at first, I didn't really
like Lauren. She's like, I came back and I'm honest,
I didn't like her. I didn't like the way shit
was going. And then she said, oh, I realize it's
not Lauren. The issue was not with her. It's y'all,
y'all and everybody behind the scenes is the issue.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
I think that's unfair. Watch out Hot Takes. Someone's about
to defend dj Envy in Charlemagne. We saw when they
were trying to replace angela Ye when she went to Afternoons.
Charlemagne got on air when everyone was like, who's going
to be the replacement? Remember they were doing different mics
and whatever, and everyone's like, yo, Jes makes the most
sense here. You guys have the best chemistry Charlamage came

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on there was like I thought it was her. I
don't make this fucking decision, bro, I'm in the sae.
I'm in a dark just like the listeners. I have
no idea what's going on. So why would that even
fall on Envy in Charlemagne when they don't make the
decisions there, like if a girl comes in in the
race seem to be going up for that segment, while
that was Jess's shit, Why are you looking at Envy

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and Charlemagne. They don't make those decisions. They might not
admittedly they say they.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Don't, okay, but they might not make those decisions. And
I'm not aware of how their shit is ran.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
I'm going off what they do.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yes, but they might not make those decisions.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
But they have been there for so long they know
that that show lives and dies on them. Right, So
you have power and you have influence. I need you
to stand up for me, and I think that was
Jess's issue.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I'm again defending Charlemane at Envy. It's going to sound
like I'm not on my Dame dash shit. You guys
aren't owners bullshit, I'm not on that. Charlemagne told us
that he does not have that power. He went on
air when they were trying to find that third co
host and said, dog, I don't know what's going on either.
They don't even talk to me. So why why would

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you look at someone that is admitted they have nothing
to do with this. I'm hired talent just like you.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Well, whatever's going on, it obviously is some type of
tension up there. And Jess and Lauren had, you know,
a conversation on air. I thought the way Lauren handled
it was very professional. I thought the way Jess handled
it was professional, but more emotional as well. But understandably,

(15:19):
I understand just as frustration and I think a lot
of things that well, sometimes people don't factor in. You know,
when a woman has a child, she has a baby,
you know that can be damaging. It's fucked him to say,
but to her career whatever she's doing. Yeah, she's a

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completely different person physically, mentally, spiritually who you and unfortunately
right and unfortunately it you know, it can affect things.
So I understand where jess As frustrations are are coming from,
because you know, she's it's a lot of things she's
probably not expressing in the workplace. A lot of things

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she's dealing with just as a you know, as a
as a mom now and you know, just having a
child and having to leave work and then come back
and kind of find her footing and you know and
still dealing with you know, just physically being in a
different state now. So I understand the frustration, but I
do respect the way Lauren handled it because you know,

(16:23):
Lauren is trying to keep it strictly professional as possible,
you know, trying to keep it as you know, clean
and saying, you know, I'll produce.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Y'all are the talent.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
And I do think a big part of it And
something that Charlottage spoke to was, you know, not letting
the Internet and things that are being said online fuel
any of these emotions or fuel any tension in this room,
because you know, that's just stupid. If we know, we
all fuck with each other and we rock with each other,
and here, you know, we got to kind of it's tough,

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but you got to kind of block out the noise
of the Internet at times when it comes to certain things.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
But I thought, have you questioning about your own co hosts,
like damn, maybe that is the case. It's not the
case because these people are from the outside looking in,
I mean, and have no idea what happened, right, and
we're here.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Off and and and you know, and then with just
you know, at home reading comments and you know, and
then going into workplace and kind of looking at things
a little differently now because she's reading comments. You're like, oh, yeah,
it does feel like, you know, I'm being phased out
or pushed out. And and again you know, you're talking
about somebody that just had a child, had a baby,
and you know, it's kind of tough to get back

(17:32):
in that zone because again, you're you're a completely different
woman now, you know what I mean, Like you're just
you're going you're feeling things differently, You're you're you know,
you're you're you're receiving things differently emotionally, you're all over
the place. So it's you know, it's tough, and we
want to give grace and and and respected just in
that regard.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
But I see, because that's a slippery slope.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
And I because I don't want because that's that's a
stereotype that gets put on women a lot. Yes, you
do change when you have a baby and all of
those things, but I don't want to make it seem
like even if that's not what you're not doing. I
don't even want it to sound like we're making it
seem like just because Jess had a baby, because she's
a woman and she had a baby, that she's being
overly emotional.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't want to make it seem like that at all, because.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Obviously women become mentally and physically different after a baby.
That's science. No, I don't think mas saying she's being
overly emotional.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Overly emotional, but like there's no reason for her like, oh,
you know, you have a baby, you change and your
emotions are different. No, no, No, even if she didn't
have a baby and this happened to her, if she went
out sick and broke her leg and came back, she
might feel the same.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Exact way, let's say, but the fact that she was
away from work due to her you know, having a
child and having to be out from maternal leave. She
was gone, so they had to kind of feel that
spot and that and in her absence, Lauren saw an
opportunity to kind of grow her name, grow her her

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value on the platform, and has been doing a great job.
But what Laurence stance is like, I'm not trying to
be like I'm not I'm not trying to push you out,
Like I just stepped up in your absence because that's
what was called for for my job here. But now
that you're back, I wanted to coexist and I want
us to keep building on what we've been building here.

(19:25):
Like so, I understand Lauren's part and I understand jests part,
but at the same time, I do feel like, like
Charlamagne said, some of the energy may be fueled by
the Internet and things that people saying in the comments
and things like because when Jess told Lauren to shut
up when they she was like over talking to her

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or something that she told her to be quiet on air,
people was like, yoh, are you telling somebody you know
what I'm saying? Like what type of And then that
turns into let's pit the black women against each other,
just that that whole type of bullshit, And sometimes people
feeding feed into that based on shit that they're already
feeling in the workplace, and they might be they might
feel like they tripping, but then when an outside voice

(20:08):
says something just like see, I know I wasn't pouting yeah,
you see what I'm saying. So it's like a lot
of that mixed in there too. But the bottom line
is I think that they can coexist. They should coexist.
I think that Lauren has been doing a great job.
I think Jess has been doing a great job while
she's up there, So I, you know, I understand things happen.
But again, speaking on what we saw yesterday on the

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Breakfast Club, I felt that Lauren handled that very professionally.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
It's one of those situations that's annoying, and I feel
for them because everybody is right. Yeah, Jeff, Let's say,
let's take the baby out of it. Let's say let's
say Jess had a sick family member and needed to leave.
Jess did the right thing. She got somebody that she
felt was talented, wouldn't compromise the show. She cares about
the show. I'm gonna put someone in my place that

(20:58):
I know is going to carry this. We're not gonna lose.
I trust this person to fill in for me at
that time. And then Lauren, being talented, did what the
fuck she was supposed to do. Show up and make
sure this show keeps fucking moving and deliver the best
way she knows how it worked out even better. But
when Jess comes back, it's like I had to go
do this. I gave you somebody I knew was not

(21:22):
going to compromise the show. I feel like I should
also be taken care of, even though she smoked this,
Like if iHeart maybe hired her, I could understand more
of the mess. I'm more empathetic to the mess because
Jess did what she was supposed to do. I'm taking
maternity to leave. Here's somebody that I know is gonna
make sure y'all are. Yeah, but I think Lauren is

(21:44):
she's supposed to do that. I have this opportunity that
Jess gave me what I must. I'm supposed to suck,
like you want me to come up and show up
and just not deliver. But when I come back as Jess, yeah,
what if I still need to figure out what this
is even though she's imishit cool. We need to figure
out what's going on here because I did this for y'all.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, but that's where that's where being comfortable in your
workspace comes in, and being confident in the people you
work with and work for. Because she should have in
no way came back and questioned any anything about her
space there that should have never been a she shouldn't
get no weird vibes, she shouldn't get nowhere feelings. So
being in that type of workspace, granted, I don't you know,

(22:28):
I would have never went on Live and operated like that,
but that's the way that justice, you know, that's how
she gets her frustrations out, or however she talks, that's whatever.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Like me personally, I'm not gonna go talk about my
bosses on Live.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
But I mean sometimes you get you get frustrated and
it's like, no, I want my side of this story
to be out. So even though I don't agree with it,
I can understand it. But people need to communicate a
little bit better. And this is why sometimes you do
have to be the angry black woman stereotype, because sometimes
you go walk in and be like, a what the
fuck is going on?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Like?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
What's going on with this? What's the plan for this?
How is the being produced? So that I can decide
whether I want to stay here or not? Because if
y'all try to phase me out so that you can
get rid of me, or so that I'm so uncomfortable
I quit, let me know that now you know, I quit,
what's up?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
What's going on? Because I don't.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I don't like that. I don't like that that being unsure,
and I feel like that's where she's at, where she
doesn't she doesn't like that they're feeling.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
That's in not podcasting just it's just even just corporate
like jobs period. There's plenty of times where people are
passive aggressive and just hope somebody quits because it gets
uncomfortable like that. That's a thing that happens everywhere. So
I give Jess. I don't think she was being the
angry black woman's stereotype. I do get that part of
like I need clarity here, and unfortunately the times we

(23:43):
live in, yeah it could look crazy that you did
the IG live thing. But what's another way at this point, Yeah,
when it comes to this genre, because.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
If I've talked to them about it and nothing's getting
cleared up because see, now guess what she did that
ig th live thing, and now they're talking about it.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Now, shit is getting cleared.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
As my father used to say, the squeaky wheel gets
the grease. Like that's so even though I'm on the
side of like not being the IG live expose internal shit.
That's not my worlds. I do understand it, especially when
you're dealing with a company like iHeart, like, yeah, we

(24:19):
can do this internal, but if I'm not getting answers,
and again I don't know if this case. If I'm
not getting answers, the only way iHeart is going to
listen to me is if I do something public and
it compromises what the brand could be. So even though
we could say Jess is wrong for doing that in
that environment, is she Yeah. That's where I'm empathetic to

(24:40):
everyone here because I think everyone did what they were
supposed to do. I think Lauren is right, I think
Jess is right. I think Charlott Mane and Envy hot
Take are happy. Finally some gossip for this fucking show.
Finally I can sit back and not have to get
like again. And I think they took as they should

(25:01):
have a crazy bag and stayed there. I probably would
have done the exact same fucking thing. I got kids. Whatever,
Oh this is the bag guy to take to be
here for fucking three hours in the morning, that overcharge
of what they did the cold crush. I'm glad they
got their bags, but I think they both checked out
from that show. Now we have a whole mix of
shit online and it has nothing to do with me,
And I could just sit here like this after Charlemagne

(25:24):
took all the heat for everybody for a decade on
that fucking show. Hell yeah, I think Envy and Charlemagne
are talking to each other behind the scenes, like, thank
god everyone saw about the breakfast club and we don't
have to do a fucking thing. Yeah yeah, that's and
shit Angela Yee too. I think the three of them,
this might bring them all back together for some lols,

(25:47):
because Angeline just.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Spoke to that. Jess said, there's no way that Angela Yee.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
She put out a seat, said on her mind, she
dealt with this shit for thirteen years, like Jess bo.
You know, she says, she's obviously the workplace you feel
like is not healthy, whether it be for women or
healthy in general. But she did speak to the fact,
you know that she can't, you know, she doesn't understand
how Angelauie dealt with that for so so many years.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
He understands why she left.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
She even spoke about why she's missed a couple episodes
and took gigs, you know, for comedy and things like that.
So I mean, you know, I don't know what this
means for Jess. Obviously she's talented and whatever she decides
to do, she'll be just fine. But you know, I
do see a world in where Jess is not on

(26:31):
this show much longer.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
I saw everyone saying she was going to be fired,
and then she ended up there the next morning.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I think Jess leaves before she's fired.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
I do too.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
I don't think she's gonna allow them to fire her.
I think she's gonna leave on her own, you know,
her own accord and and and do it on her
own terms.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
But which I think she made, even though people think
she made the wrong choices, I think she made the
right choices where she won't be fired surely.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yeah, I think and fire I think, I think, Yeah,
I think I think she gave you the replacement.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
What I think?

Speaker 5 (27:04):
But I do I do, you know, I sometimes when
people say things, and you know, she even said it,
she was like, you know, whenever, when am I ever
quiet about things?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Like everybody know I got a big ass mouth.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
So she was like, so when you see me being quiet,
just know, like she's at that point where she's just
taking everything, collecting all the info she needs and you know,
obviously planning whatever strategy and route to whatever this is
she wants to do.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I don't want to see her leave, but I do.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
And listening to her speak and hearing the things she's saying,
I think she's at a point of you know, probably
like I think I'm kind of over this. I was
fine before the breakfast Club, I'll be fine after. Maybe
this is more time for her to spend with her,
you know, her family and things like that.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
So you know what I mean. People just have these
things they go through.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
But you know, I don't want to see anybody try
to pit Lauren and Jess, you know, against each each
other and make it a thing. And you know, Lauren
doesn't like Jazz just doesn't like Lauren. That ship is
you know, it's it's just just stupid.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
So they do it. It's so crazy.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
They do it so much with women in media. They
do it to us women podcasters, like I hate the term.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Like I women podcasts do it to each other too sometimes.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
But I don't like when it's the yo, who's the
best female podcaster, because I don't see people comparing all
of y'all. It's one hundred male podcasts they compare. They
said no, no, no. As a show, listen to what
I'm saying as a.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Show, mondays, I know what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
As a show, y'all.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Y'all shows get compared all the time the show, Yes,
y'all get compared individual but it's.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Who's the best women draft, who's the.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Best women podcasters? Right?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
We don't get compared to the men. It's like it's
like there's that's not possible. You can only get compared
to the women. And it's always one of the moment
one of us says something, it's always replaced her with
this other woman podcast. I think that that's really they
do it with all the women in media, and I
think that that's really like corny, even like with the
fans pitting them against each other. They do two completely

(29:10):
different things. They're two completely different people, and to be honest,
the Breakfast Club needs both of them, right, They just
need to. They just need to produce around it so
that both of them shine.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
That's why I also think Envy and Charlemane are happy, like, oh,
these two could carry this whole thing. We could just
shut the fuck up and continue on.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, but yeah, they're they're honestly, they're very like intriguing,
both of them. Yeah they're both talented, but yeah, the
pitting of the one is better than the other and
one is that they have to to offer to completely.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
You're not wrong, but I do think in this weird
bubble of a genre that we're in, that does happen
across the board. I think the critiques are a little
nastier and weirder with women, but I do think the
comparison happens now them having a conversation with each other
on air that is unfair and sexist to me. Of

(29:59):
how sh like if I yo at a man in
a conversation, it's not gonna look at It's not gonna
look the same way the way people have been reacting
to them going back and forth, like having somewhat not
healthy discourse but airing out their issues with each other. Yeah,
it's viewed differently, I'll give you that, But we are
fucking judged amongst each other every word we say, every vowel.

(30:24):
It's unfair when women go against women, But I think
this genre is equally fucked up, which I maybe is
beautiful but also annoying.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
I love it because the people going so provocative.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
How did you feel about Angela Ye's skip? I didn't
see it, Okay, I didn't see it all right. Not
my type of comedy, Josh, but it definitely made me laugh.
I love when people get their look back of how
they've been abused in certain situations in such a calm way.

(31:04):
Because Angela Yee probably woke up that day at the
time that the Breakfast Club ended. She showed up with
fresh eyes, no bags, no nothing. She got a good
night sleep because you have to be up at five am,
has her own show, and got to make fun of
the bullshit that she was a part of for so long.
Even if I didn't like the sketch, I loved what

(31:25):
it represent for Angela because I know she felt good,
Like this is what I've been saying. Yeah, And I'm
not accusing anyone specifically at anything. I wasn't there. I
just know what it's like to be in a situation
that you don't want to be in and then you
see some bullshit and you show up at one pm
instead of five am, good night, rest, no black sheet

(31:49):
under your eyes, and just laugh and go. That's what
happened this morning. I didn't even know because I was
still asleep because I'm doing what I want to.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Do right now.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I'm at peace.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I'm at peace.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
That's what happened. Did That's crazy that happened down the whole,
But they've been left over there.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Well hopefully you know, this doesn't mean the end for
Jess at the Breakfast Club, but I do think that.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I mean, even if it is, and that's what Jess
wants to do. Yeah, jessilarious before the breakfast Club. She'll
beilarious after the breakfast Club. And you know what's funny,
I feel her too, And we can close this because
I know, even going on for a while, she was
explaining that she grew up on the Breakfast Club. Not
to say I grew up on it, but I was
a sophomore in college when it started, Like I sort

(32:37):
of grew up on it too. It has an affection
from my heart, and that was a big thing. First.
She's like, this was a show I idolized my whole
life and got on it. Don't meet your heroes. There's
a lot of shit that I wanted to do my
whole fucking life and then got a whiff of it
and was like, Nah, it'd be better off not I'm cool.
This isn't what I wanted. It would have been so

(32:59):
cool to be part of nice Like, nah, I see
what's going on.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
I'm cool.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Oh, picky heroes wisely.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Or realize that your heroes and situations and publications and
media outlists was great to watch as a fan. I
don't know if that's something you want to be a
part of, Like, oh, just know you're here on the
other side of the camera is the entertainment. It's not
entertaining on that side, like you're talking priest talk too.
So I felt just when she was saying that, because

(33:28):
if we even when we were early podcasting, it was
starting to catch a wave and radio stations were reaching
out like yo, I see what you guys are doing.
We're trying to shake shit up. We had a Philly
offer one time. There was a Hot ninety seven offer
to me at one point too, and I was like,
if you would have asked me at twelve years old,

(33:48):
the biggest fucking wait, I get to be on Hot
ninety seven? Are you fucking crazy? That would have been
the dream. But now, when I was that even at
that age, being young and naive, I could already see
that's not the hot ninety seven that I know as
a listener. Yeah, this is a whole different monster. I'd

(34:09):
rather keep that legacy and that fandom in my head.
For that brand, I'm staying far away from it.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
I'd rather try to compete with that brand and do
my own shit than try to be part of something
that I idolized at one point. But you know, sorry,
did I take it? Did I take it down?

Speaker 6 (34:26):
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Speaker 5 (34:26):
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Speaker 2 (34:26):
That was beautiful. Yeah, very poetic.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
You know, it's the sixties in me.

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Speaker 5 (35:56):
So Peach hit the group chat with the Bully Bully
album last night.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I got blessed in a crypt and I didn't hear
none of it yet.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
I didn't listen to any of it. I told y'all
before that I was kind of on the fence about
this whole AI Kanye shit, and I don't know, but
PE seems to seems to listen.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
I'm a hypocrite. Of course I listened. I said fuck
Kanye after especially with the Cassie thing. I stand on
everything that I said with that, I'm a hypocrite. Also
with the R Kelly she I said, fuck r Kelly.
I don't listen to R Kelly at all, and I
never will listen to R Kelly again. Kanye. It's case
by case. I guess I was curious and I listened,
and it sounds fucking phenomenal. And I can tell the

(36:39):
songs that are AI. Those didn't hit the same the
same you were saying like months ago, it's gonna hit
your soul different. I hear it on the records. I
can tell are definitely AI. They don't hit the same.
Production is incredible, but it's one of those that could
come and go. The first listen was cool, and especially

(37:01):
all the crazy bullshit that he has been saying the
last two days, it's still fuck Kanye. But I just
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
I don't I think Kanye might may have painted himself
in a dangerous position of as much as people have
raised you up and propped you up to be this
musical genius that you are, I think he's going to
find out that.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
People find and.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Support other musical geniuses just as fast, and they'll stop
supporting you. So, you know, Kanye is you know, we
can't take nothing away from his ability to create. He's
one of the greatest creators we probably ever had, not
just music, just anything he touches, he seems to, you know,
make something good, something great. But the way he's been,

(37:48):
you know, performing online and on Twitter the last few days,
and the things that he's been saying, a lot of it,
if not all of it, is very senate. A lot
of it is because you know, somebody didn't somebody didn't
help me, you know, when people were trying to take
my kids from me, and you know, it always comes

(38:09):
back to something that they didn't do for Kanye, And
you know, I think there's a way to express that
without saying the things he's been saying. I think there's
a way to express that without him, you know, just
spewing the type of energy he's been spewing. Kanye is
very intelligent. I think everything he does is. I've been

(38:31):
saying it for years. He only does this when he's
trying to sell something, and here it comes to Bully album.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Actually I kind of think the opposite, though I agreed. Yes,
at one point Kanye did his manic episodes during albums
to go sell something. You do that, you put out
shoes whatever, even his manic shit when he dropped the
fucking swastika T shirt, knowing that that probably wasn't really
going to sell anything super Bowl commercial. This is all
a different level of ego and insecurity that he now

(39:02):
has one of my idols. At one point, I'm looking
at like, you need to go fucking heal. And I
know that sounds super cliche and corny therapy shit, but
we saw when he admitted that Drake made him nervous,
and I don't want to make this a Drake thing,
but it was the first time we realized that Kanye
wasn't this superhuman, confident person that we once really thought

(39:24):
he was. I mean, I know, all falls down, know
he's been very vulnerable in his music, but we always
love Kanye for his confidence and his ability. And then
Drake shows up and he admits in interviews, like I
thought I was gonna be number one forever, and then
this guy showed up between shitting on Cardi, shitting on Tyler,
all of his kids, he's now shitting on because he's

(39:47):
starting to realize that even his music isn't going to
keep him as relevant as he once was. He doesn't
give a fuck about money, he doesn't need to. He
only cares about everyone thinking he is the best, not
realizing that if you shut the fuck up and make
amazing music, we'd say that.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
And he's shitting all over Cardi because yes, Carti is
one of his kids. Tyler has, that's one of his kids.
All of us are Kanye babies from my generation that
he I used to love that he would pump up
before anyone else, like he was on the odd future
shit when it wasn't cool to be that, Like Kanye
used to be that guy that was so confident that

(40:26):
I want to uprise these kids because I see myself
in them. Now he's shitting on everybody because they're hotter
than him, thinking that, oh, I have to crash out
all the way just to be trending on Twitter. I
have to say insane things about people that have done
nothing but good for me and talk about their kids
to remain relevant instead of making good music to remain relevant.

(40:49):
Just say you can't make the music you did at
one point. Really, just say that Cardi scares you because
all the kids love Cardi and he's making music in
twenty twenty five that we care about more than you
coming from a Kanye Stan. Say that Tyler did something
last year that no other artist has ever done and
is going on a crazy stadium run right now. Say
that's why you hate him, not because he doesn't have

(41:10):
a memberle reverse, don't even do that. That's sorry, not sorry.
I could wrap that right now on Mike. To say
Tyler doesn't have memorble versus is insane. So forget all
the anti semitic, the shit he said about J and
b'st kids that we already we don't need to address that.
We're just giving into what he wants by addressing it
for attention. I'm talking about the music side. You're hating

(41:31):
on artists that you once championed because you now know
we care more about them, And all you had to
do was make the music we know.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
You can make.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, I mean you know.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
And we would we'd still be here. And there's great
shit on Bully.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Oh no, it's just it's rooted and.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Fuck the AI shit, it's just rooted in in you
just don't care about It's just like don't.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
You don't care about it, And that's you know, and
that's the point that you get to. You know, we'll
we'll pray for you and will wish the best.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
But it's okay say fuck him and not pray for him.
But it's fine to say that.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Now.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Now that's where I think people are at. People are
at the you know what, fuck you. We don't care
about your music, We don't care about your clothes, We
don't care about none of that shit. We can wear
other designers, we could listen to other artists like And
I think that's you know, people don't realize that at
the end of the day, Kanye, you're just making clothes
in music.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
And I loved your stances before when you were saying
fuck certain people and companies, when that was inspiring. That
was the Dame dashing you. That was a lot of
shit that I loved. Now you're just going after personal
shit that like piece, what's the record that we love?
Beauty and the Beast incredible, It just doesn't hit because

(42:46):
I don't think Kanye realizes why we loved his music
so much is that it hit us in the soul
because of who he was as well. Kanye is not
the greatest rapper per se rhyming words. He's his delivery.
Who he is is a person made you feel those words.
So now when you see him do this bullshit on
the internet, that's where the separation comes from. Do I

(43:07):
think it's corny that he said that shit about Jambie's kids?
Of course, it also affects the music in that way too,
of like, I don't even believe you anymore.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, that's the part that I.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Don't believe anything you're saying because you're going against everything
you stood for before, thinking that you're going with what
you used to say. Yeah, and it's not that you're
making personal go after every company. I'm with you. I
love it, Yeah, but now you just like, what the
fuck Cardy Tyler? Like you think Tyler's gonna get your
kids back?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:35):
I mean that's to me, that's where it feels like
Kanye landed with this this latest rant, is he's on
the side where everybody is just kind of like completely
done with him, you know, completely closing doors. They said
that he had Kim I think went and picked up
North because she heard that Andrew Tait and his brother

(43:55):
were on his way to meet up with Kanye and
she didn't want obviously North around them. Again, Man, you
need Kanye got to humble yourself. You're only making music
and clothes. We can wear a lot of other designers,
and we can listen to a lot of other artists.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
I promise you and listen.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
I'm sure he's gonna go on this week and interview
with whoever and say I'm doing all this so I
could separate all the people that don't really love me.
And in theory that sounds like a cool thing to
say everything you're doing, but at the people that you care.
I'm not offended. But I could imagine the people you're

(44:35):
talking about that have actually cared for you are offended.
So at what cost is this?

Speaker 6 (44:40):
Really? Don't like?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
I don't think Kanye cares if he loses me the
fan at all, and he shouldn't.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
It's not it's not it's it's you have you have
children who are of age now, you have you have
you know, you have you have people looking at you
in a way now where it's like, you know, they're
just questioning like everything about you at this point, Like, Yo,
what's what's really wrong with this dude?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
You know what I mean? And again you.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Star talking about your kids being able to read things
online and understand and comprehend things the older they get.
You know, you, you, you, you risk your putting yourself
in a position as a father to where your kids
now view you differently and start to like put distance
in between themselves and you because of you know, the

(45:27):
things you're saying online and you know the hurtful things
you're saying, and they can comprehend when you know things
are wrong and things you shouldn't be saying, are you
know coming out of your mouth? So again, man, I
think he's gonna he's gonna have to deal with a
very hard reality after this, one of how fast people
and quickly people can and will move on to something
and somebody else.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
And he doesn't have to care.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
It's his life.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
So this is no one thing we know is he cares?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
I mean, that's what I started. This entire rent is
based on this entire r. Everyoneocus on me, even for
look at me. I need no matter what I'm hurt.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
This level of victim mentality is insane and it is.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
It just sucks because like the amount of things I
used to like, really agree with him on and idolize him.
For you watch Old Dads the Bill Burr which wasn't
our favorite movie, but do you remember the scene when
he gets kicked out of his house and is staying
in a motel and he's smoking a cigar in the
motel and the guy walks out and is like, yo,
you can't smoke that, but he's smoking a vape. Bill

(46:30):
burg gets in an arguing with him, and there's a
woman across the hall that agrees with Bill Burr, and
he's like, see, she agrees with me, and then she
starts going on a ramp about how she hates like
black people and all this shit, and he's like, wait, wait,
I don't agree. I don't agree with the word along.
I take back that I agree with anything that you
ever said. Now we're connected to somebody that has said

(46:53):
insane things that I used to idolize, which sucks. But
you know, I don't know, there's other music out there.
I'll be fine, We'll.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Be more than fine. I promise you.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
That, and also, I don't know who cares that.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
I mean, who cares?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
I definitely don't. You know, I don't give a fuck.
So it is what it is.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Do we want to quickly get into any of this
this ship that we keep alluding to with the Rolling
Sixties and no jumper or brick baby. I didn't really
think you. I mean I read everything.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Yeah, I didn't really care to talk about it, only
because that's not our platform. I really don't, you know,
I don't if I don't talk about you when things
are good, I don't want to talk about you when
things are bad. I'm that type of person. But obviously
this is something big in our culture. Obviously for me,
you know, with the family and friends that I have

(47:43):
in California, I'm a little more versed on this than
most people probably would think. But it is unfortunate because
I think that we're gonna find out exactly, you know,
how much.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Things are connected that we don't realize.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
And you know, a lot of fortunate events that take
place in this type of culture that you know, we
probably didn't really.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Care to pay attention to.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
But either way, it goes the Rolling Sixties in La
leader or one of the leaders that if that's what
they're labeling him. Big U has been hit with a
RICO along with brick Baby Loose Cannon guys from the.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
No Jumper platform.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
They were arrested big I believe big U has recently
turned itself in, probably by the time you're hearing this,
But I don't know, man, it's gonna get bad before
it gets any better. Because if it's one thing we
know about a Rico case is everybody ain't holding it down.
Somebody gonna start talking, and somebody gonna start talking and
giving up information, then that means somebody else is gonna

(48:49):
have to give up information, and there's gonna be a
lot of information, a lot of things that come out
that I think is gonna be very painful to hear.
I think a lot of people are gonna hear things
that is gonna literally shake them to their core, shock
them things that I don't know if we're ready to hear.
But either way, you know, this is what happens. This

(49:11):
is a product of you know, people sitting down on
platforms and speaking about things that are one illegal until
you shouldn't share publicly. If this is the type of
lifestyle in the type of world that you're entrenched in.
This is another case of watch what you say, because
as much as y'all want to act like it's not happening,

(49:33):
feds are listening, They're watching these podcasts, they're looking at
their on YouTube. A lot of these cases that are unsolved,
they're gonna piece it together. I don't care what type
of code I try to talk in. That shit does
not work. We've seen countless ricos in the last however
many years in hip hop, in our culture, and it's

(49:56):
not gonna stop. This is just another of the latest
rico to come down. And again, I do think that
you know a lot of the shit that's gonna come
out behind this is gonna be very painful to everything.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
When people come on podcasts and loosely talk about certain
things like nah, that could never hold up in quart
or whatever, I don't think people realize that the feds
and cops are bored. I'm sure there's another rico in
South Los Angeles that would be way crazier than Rolling Sixties.
But there's one that would be more famous and get
more headlines and get me a promotion because it'll be

(50:29):
in headlines. Something I do at the end of the
year and talk about and say I put these people
that people knew in jail. So, no, you may not
be saying incriminating things on a podcast, but you are
bringing up your fame to what could be a RICO
Because police sit in their fucking cubicles like everybody else
and be on Facebook, be on YouTube. They watch the

(50:50):
same shit we watch as fans, not even as investigators. Yeah,
you're just playing with board cops, and board cops don't
have rules. I'm not here to shit on Adam twenty
two or say this was an Adam thing or Adam
works to the Feds. I'm not on that type of time. Adam,
be careful because if you think the FEDS ever need
logic in a RICO case as far as money being

(51:12):
funneled and what that money went to, even though you
didn't even know where the money was going, don't act
like you can't get brought up in this shit either.
I don't think Adam did anything, but do you think
the FEDS care? You think they played by the same
rule as we played. You can find any wired money,
and that money that was wired there was used to
do something that was sent to somebody, you get called
caught up in this shit in a heartbeat, and shit

(51:33):
just happened at your your fucking compound recently with the
people that were arrested. Yeah, so, Adam, I see you
joking on the internet and I'm not I swear I'm
not one of these people that are sitting here like
you and Vlad like indict people. I don't think you
had anything to do with this. But the fact that
you're arrogant and thinking you can't get caught up in
this is insane. No, you didn't do anything wrong. When

(51:54):
has that mattered to the Feds and the people? Like
what are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (51:59):
It doesn't have to be thing violent physical, Just like
you said, money, a wire sent here for an interview anything, He.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Had nothing to do with it.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Yeah, they'll what does that matter? Yeah, they'll tosh it together.
So again, man, you know, we just have to wait
and see.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Your brother went through It had nothing to do with
the case whatsoever.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Yeah, well, we're gonna have to wait and see what happens.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
It's it's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
It's gonna a lot is going because the one thing
I'll tell you, thought niggas was talking before when they
get them in them rooms and they turn that little
hot light bulb on and they start telling you niggas,
what how much he is y'all facing we that's the
that's the note jump of that Adam want. He wants
them interviews.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
He want No matter what, I think Adam is gonna
be called, he's gonna get a subpoena, not even if
it's criminal, Like, yeah, we need to see your financial records.
That's going to happen no matter what. And Adam understand rightfully.
So you think Adam is gonna be like, nah, no,
come on, he asked, He's definitely if he said no,

(53:01):
here you go, I would do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Yeah, that light's gonna be on him as well. Give
me all your financial records.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
I just employed, I just, I just I just hope
that you know, anybody that's involved in any type of
criminal dealings of any level, just stay off of these podcasts,
Stay away from these microphones, stay away from these cameras.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
If that's the life that you live in, because.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
I promise you, I don't care how slick you're trying
to talk and you feel like you're not giving up
information you are. They're gonna piece it together. They're gonna
tie it all together and they're gonna bring everybody in
a room separately until you're facing forty years. What do
you want to do and you want to play ball
or you want to go sit in that cell.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
So just to clarify, because I'm not up on the
latest gang gossip, this rico is there happening because of
some stuff that was set on podcasts.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
There was a specific point with lu Scanner telling a
story that was in the paperwork. All of their phones
were tapped, like it wasn't they didn't do this indictment
because of No Jumper, But of course No Jumper was
in the paperwork because there was a specific case that
they were investigating that was talked about in detail in
a No Jumper interview. And you know, Loose and brick Baby,

(54:14):
who are great on No Jumper, are on there often
and I'm not saying they always incriminate themselves, but you're
also admitting you're an active gang member, and not to
say that's a crime, but when you're saying that, you're
just putting more light on shit.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
That a gang member is a crime. So yes, you
have to.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Prove what active means. But you know, yeah, of course
these cops are young. They're fans of the same shit
we're fans of, Like they're watching all of these YouTube
videos the same way we are, and of course they
would love to investigate. Oh you talked slightly about a crime,
and I have an informant from the same neighborhood that

(54:55):
could you just gave me a tip whether you knew
it or not. Now I can investigate some shit I
don't even know about. You didn't say anything that was
criminal on there. You worried it the best way you could.
But now I even have it in my brain to
go talk to one of my informants like, yo, you
know what he's talking about, and they go, oh, yeah,
of course I know what he's talking about. I didn't
know you wanted to know about that.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Yeah, oh damn, I just thought you never ask.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
And even and I promise we'll close and get to
the funniest because we have a great guest after this.
Another Adam thing. I've worked and paid a lot of
people in the street for legal things before you rarely
pay their account. I've cash apped sisters, I've cash apped friends,
I've cash apped I've sent money to people i've worked

(55:40):
with that are from the street and don't have an
account for a reason. I can almost guarantee Adam with
the volume of people he has from the street in there,
especially when they first started, that he wasn't sending some
ten ninety nine shit to anybody that could get caught
up in a fucking second with who you sending money to? Yo,

(56:02):
send it to my man. He has an account, You
send it to him. I'll do this interview, but you
got to send it to him. You don't know what
that guy's account is doing or what his his input
and output is. Now you're attached to that.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yeah, yeah, well that's why I be in the house.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
You know what I'm saying, because niggas is out here
waiting and.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Hating, waiting and hate and.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Can't wait to motherfucking tell a story about some shit.

Speaker 6 (56:27):
She did or didn't do.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
So listen, man, I just feel like it is the
Eric about doing Alchemist album should cleanse twenty twenty five.
We need that.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Yeah, man, come on, Erica, go ahead to drop the ship.
Manica could drop the ship.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
You have no idea how much we need me.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
I'm not ready to Like I got a pack of
incense in the back of the cabinet right now, ready
to light up.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
But that's another thing. People give Erica that stereotype. She
might be on there talking some greasy shit. Our hope,
so not this neo soul that she speak her mind
about some shit that may make us feel uncomfortable, I hope.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
So I want to hear it. I want to hear it.
Shout out to Rikabadu. She has a new album coming soon,
completely produced by the legendary one of my favorite producers,
the Alchemists.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Can't wait.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
I can't wait to hear it. I was telling us
in London, I believe yeah, that they was working on that,
and we was both like, oh shit.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
That's how I know. I'm such a music nerd. The
producer told me that, and I said, you lying, yeah hard,
I don't even believe you. There's no way you have
a full erk abaddud. You guys really sad and did that.
I cannot wait for this.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I can't wait to hear it.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
I'm sure it's gonna be something, something legendary, So shout
out to Rikabadu and Alchemist. Whenever that's going to drop,
I will be right there in midnight to download that
for sure.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Should we get to our guest. All right, we'll introduce
our guests when it cuts Peach, put a had or
put a clip, whatever the fuck, it's gonna be a
whole new set. So I need to act like this
is gonna be some clean chance.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Here, Matt.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Hi Roy, Well, we're back with a special guest, very
special comedian, writer, producer, actor, and he has a podcast
with another friend of our show, Mark Norman.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
We might be drunk.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
We are here.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
I'm offended. I haven't been on because I'm drunk all
the time.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
You you were born drunk Rory.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
So we have a very special guest with us today,
the legendary Sam Morrill.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
I'm gonna say you're right. Yeah, there you go. Man,
I want to mispronounce your mame.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
You left out one accolade. He's also a friend of
Marlin Craft. That's how they even got put together. It's
how we got connected. That's my guy.

Speaker 6 (58:40):
Yeah, he's uh.

Speaker 7 (58:41):
I love his music, man, he's like dope.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
Yeah, it's just I love that kind of like soulful wrap,
that kind of like it's like kind of in your
feelings a little, but kind.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Of definitely in his feelings. Yeah. I told him that
you were coming by at four point thirty, and he
was like, damn, I would come, but I have a
zoom call. I'm like, you're a rapper. Rappers zoom called to.

Speaker 6 (59:02):
Blow that off. You're a artist, dude, Jesus.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Yeah, it's more mysterious if you don't show up exactly,
but we're happy to have you here. Yeah here, man,
I did see you know, Marlon put us on the
guest list for your show when you do the Garden.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Oh yeah, which was great. I was crazy.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
I mean, I appreciate you for having him open up.
That's awesome that he got to do.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
He's so in New York. To me, I was like,
I want to make this like a real New York thing.
And of course he shows up in a Willis Read Jersey,
so I was like, this is yeah, No, that was
you want the show to feel New York, the gardens
of Mecca, you know, So.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
That that was. That was pretty special.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
How was it playing playing as a New Yorker? How
was it when you finally get to the point of
your career where I'm playing the guards.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
Well, I was in the theater, I was in the
but that's still in an epic room. I still don'tant
to block Eddie Murphy. I forgot it was raw. I
think it was raw. He filmed there too, so it's yeah,
it was either raw delirious. But uh yeah, I mean
it's insane. I you know that building, just like there's
like two New York iconic buildings that just made me happy,
and one is MSG you know, uh and and the

(01:00:00):
other is a comedy seller.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
So yeah, I mean the.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Ms C is a building that, as a New Yorker,
you could either want to kill yourself or you absolutely
just love being there.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
Nick, I've wanted to kill myself a few times there,
but then it wasn't because of the garden. No, it
was dude, I mean you and missing the finger ol
I was I was no blaze.

Speaker 7 (01:00:21):
That was brutal.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
That game. I was there for that game. That was
That was probably the worst. I was eleven and my
dad had to lift me over his shoulder hysterically crying
like a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Uh yeah, I mean it was the naughties that he
hit you should he should have.

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
He really should have. Yeah, No, it was it was
that was brutal. Yeah, you have these memories of coming close,
but that team, like that team shaped us you know,
I mean that team being so tough and like they
came up short, but they cared. They played like they
gave a ship and cared me.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Rory was so about it's something about when the Knicks
are in the playoffs that just feels like basketball. I
don't know what it is. I can't exp even if
we know they're not getting out the first round. Yeah,
just the fact that they're in the playoffs, New York
feels like New York.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
Yeah, It's like Jalen Brunson just like gave us hope.
He just brought it back.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
I'll give credit to Julius first, though, Yeah, Julie Elias first.
I don't because he gets overlooked a lot. That's bringing
New York basketball back to a certain level. That series,
the series against Atlanta, we could we don't have to
talk about. That was Trey Young still riding that guy.
I'm so sick of him, like doing the little you know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
But but think I might hate him more than Reggie
mill No, no, come on, it's me off like because
he has the right to be as cocky as he
is when it comes to us, and it just really
fucking bothers. He's got a losing record against not when
it mattered, Yeah, smoked us when it matters.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
That's because he didn't make the playoffs the last couple
of years.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
And Reggie is forever a New York I think now
it's obviously it's the first Reggie out, but you love him.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
It's the age gap because I could run into Trey
So Trey, Uh, Trey Young at the hookah spot, Like
that's what I think pisses me off more like Reggie
I was a kid. Yeah, where's trade? I now which
club is he at? I don't do that again. They
said that Trey Young might be getting traded next season. Really,
I don't know if I can't believe they traded uh
God Hunter of the Cavs. Yea, that was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
I like him a lot too. Yeah, he looks great.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Nineteen A game defender.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Clan and Cleveland is the one team that I think
a lot of people don't speak about. But they look
like they are about a year or two away from
the finals.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
I mean they can go this year. Yeah, they're Toughtchel
it was incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
But Mobley is now like you know, a big dude.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
He's long, He's like they always said he's gonna be
a d and he's like kind of looking like him.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Finally, Yeah, so Sam, we're here to talk about because
me and was talking about, you know, being podcasters, being
on mic and sometimes saying things that you know the
climate and you have to know what's going on. As
a comedian, how much do you pay attention to what's
going on in the world, like the real world versus
what you can joke about. Is it a comedian's job
to make fun of shit that's like people are fucking

(01:02:58):
panicking about, Like, how do you approach your comedic style?

Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
Well, I think yeah, if people are panicking, you got
to make jokes out of it, right. I mean it's
like if something bad is happening and you don't address it,
you feel weird, you know. Uh yeah, if it's if
it's in the news, I'll take a stab at it.
Usually it might not work, Like you feel guilty when
you throw an Epstein joke at a crowd and you're
like not the right tone, you know, but guilt.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Anytime I've been on this microphone talking.

Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
About yeah, I mean, look, you're gonna make You're gonna
make jokes, that's what it is. But uh, there's different
types of comics. There's like social commentator type comics, like
if you're like John Stewart, you're going to talk about politics,
you're gonna do a bit more of that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:37):
And then there's people that are like, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
Like Ray Romano might be talking more about his family
or something, but I hate him. You don't like Ray Romano.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Oh no, I'm saying the title of that show was
misleading his family. Oh nobody liked. That's one of my
favorite sitcoms.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
Noo, yeah, I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
Yeah, legend, that's one of the greatest sitcoms. He's like
the nicest legend to the Queen's Legends.

Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
Yeah, yeah, I think he's great.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
How annoying is it that that tends to be such
a question with comics now, Like when you have to
do pods or whatever, interviews, especially morning radio and all that,
Like everyone wants to focus on this politically correct shit
when I feel like none of you guys really.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
Get in morning radio is like you can't say anything anymore,
Like you guys can say anything. No one's listening to
this shit. Uh yeah no. There's like a weird it
bugs me a little in comics where that is like
a badge, like you can't say anything. I'm like, dude,
you can literally say anything. There's there's this like weird
I think. Look, there was a period when Trump first
got elected where liberals were taking it out on their own.

(01:04:39):
They were like, we can't stop him, so we're just
going to cancel some comedian and topeka es see. Uh
yeah he made some fucked up comment. But you know,
I think that kind of wore off a little bit.
There was like a brief period. I think it was
like I think it started with me too, which came
from a good place, and then they started like extending
that and that kind of extended in the language. But
like I feel like there's fatig yeah and yeah, like

(01:05:03):
come on, jokes are jokes you I'll still fait. I
did a joke the other night that pissed off someone
in the front row. I addressed it. It was fun.
It was it's fun if they're with me every step
of the way. I'm not growing, I'm not I'm not
engaged or enjoying myself.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Do you actually like your fans?

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Yeah, I'm like, say what you have to say. No,
I really do, like we did we conflict. I love
our listeners so much, but I also have a weird
relationship with Really yeah, it's not I guess the give
and take because you're at the point where you're not
you're famous, so you're going into it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
I'm really not. I'm like, I'm a theater. I have
a pocketive. I have a pocketive people who like me,
and I'm fortunate for that. I'm very fortunate. But you know, no,
I mean this could it's the I remember I opened
for Jim Jefferies in like twenty eleven or something, and
he sold out like seven shows of Carolines. I just remember,

(01:05:58):
like the end of the weekend he lit a cigarette like, well,
I'll see this place in the way back down. That's like,
that's how I feel all the time. I don't feel
like it's getting bigger like I think. I think I
kind of the ruises up. It's been a good run.
I mean, let's stay at this platau as much as
we get. I'm enjoying myself. But yeah, I don't. I
don't really feel I don't think I'm big enough to

(01:06:19):
get in trouble, which is great. Why don't you take
away my podcast? You know they're not gonna like I'm
not like an NBC show. I have to be like,
I didn't mean what I said. Also, my podcast is
called We Might Be Drunk. It's like a disclaimer I
might have been sucked up when I said. That's tough
for advertisers to begin with. Yeah, oh yeah, we should
like the flesh light. We are advertisers. It's like seeth underwear.

(01:06:41):
You know, we're not. We're not like we got We.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Feel like someone should ever even do that. They should
be wasting. There's no way sober.

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
I've never tried it, but we did get sent one
called the vacuu Glide, which is what have you heard
of this ship? It's like a it's a ditch sucking device. Yeah,
I didn't know what it was, but they like, but
it could be No, well I even tried it, so
I can't vouch for it. But they but they were
like wolves, Wolves, uh will be your sponsor? And Mark
and I were like, it's like a bad look. But

(01:07:08):
then they offered to send us them, so we're like,
all right, well we'll hear that. But then they only
send one and we were like fuck all right, So
we gave it to the producer because we didn't want
it to be a thing with the friendship. But yeah,
it looks insane.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Vacuum glide.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Wait, oh, I'm sorry, I was looking at the actual back.

Speaker 6 (01:07:22):
Can you imagine it comes with like a backpack. Can
you imagine like lugging this around It's like a camel back.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Yeah. That's a commitment to nothing that I just don't
think I have exactly. I just I don't. I don't
have that to plug it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
Like, I'm just not that deep.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
It's not vacuum.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
I don't need this.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
I would also want to do this ad just so
I could see the copy that they would send us,
because there's been products that we've done, you know, like
send it to us and they're like, oh, give some
personal experience. Here's some examples. I would love to just
read that personally, Like, yeah, when I entered inside of it,
I did just the tip.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
That might be all it takes. I mean, these things
are powerful. I read some of the comments on it
and they're like they're hardcore. I mean it's I was curious, okay,
because you get the actual too.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
I'm not judging people that purchase this and what they
want privately, I'm now judging I didn't know this was
a world where people are commenting and reviewing it. Those
are the serial killers.

Speaker 6 (01:08:15):
It's one thing to buy, it's another to log on
and connect with the like minded community where you're like,
I want to go back and forth to me.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
That's like you have to sign up for an account.
They have to send you a verification.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
No, I think it was like Amazon or something it
was because I wasn't. I don't think maybe it was
redd it. I don't think it was like actually on
the site, but I mean it's yeah, it's something should
be private.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
This guy was under deleted.

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
No, The other guy says, I have been using my
vacu glide with my full body massage here and the
experience is incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
He's gonna life figure out the body.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Massage stimulation with the ultimate blowjob.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
I never knew this much pleasure it was possible. I
actually love more of the concerned citizen here deleted. Is
the suction of the vaculide enough to keep on a
flaccid penis. He's asking the real.

Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
Questions us to know, Damn, how do you go back
to just like a woman after this? Because I feel
like you're just going to be disappointed if this thing
is like that incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Oh, I mean not to.

Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
Get to That's why don't want to That's what I
want to get beat.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Off off like that ship is a drug. That's just
more dopamine and impulse that you're doing this is this
is really a fentanyl version of sex. It's like you're
just finding a new way to have an impulse and
try to get another high. Go talk to a woman
and fuck her. Police, Yeah, you really exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
We can't.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
You're cheating.

Speaker 6 (01:09:27):
Yeah, you're cheating the system a little bit, rewiring your brain.
I feel guilty when I just come in like a
hotel room, like into a tissue. I can't imagine the
level of sadness you feel when you have to like
unplug something, you know, especially the.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Early tour days with us, when we were in the
shitty hotel rooms, not not fucking fans like I'm just
beating off guys, fans a lot. It happened once.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
At one time, and I will never do it again.

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
It was the most awkward we talked about it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
It's just the most she knows she knew a lot
about you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
No, she thought she knew a lot about me based
on listening to the to the show, and I'm just
like no, like you don't know, you know, that's just
like a part. That's not who I am. And she
didn't care, Like after we had sex, like I thought,
we would lay in the bed and it was like
it was cool. And then she starts bringing up topics
from the show and I'm like, all right, this is
this is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
I can't I could never, I can never do this again.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
I'd rather cuddle.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
No, I would.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
By myself though, I was like, this is fucking awkward.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Yeah, I mean my my narcisism lands on. She would
have liked me anyways. Just because she's a fan doesn't
mean she's fucking me. Because she's a fan of the show.
She would have she would have liked you met on
another That's how I've been tricked. My brain, that's my
vacuum ship in my own head said she would have
fucked me anyways if we met each other. It's not
because she's a pod fan, per se. Have you ever
sucked a fan? I'm not married.

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
No, it's happened, it's been it's been years. Yeah, I worry.
I always worry about it. I'm like, something bad could happen.
It's also just like, I don't know, I feel like
you're stripped to your superpowers once you leave the venue. Yeah,
once you're just in a bar again, they're just like, oh,
you're just like a They see you in like a
club or a theater, they're like, holy shit, this guy's
really funny. But then the second I'm out of there,

(01:11:05):
they're just like, oh, this guy fucking sucks.

Speaker 7 (01:11:07):
So yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
Yeah, it's it's been years and it's it's not a
it's not a go to. I feel like I'm just
gonna lose a fan.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Yeah, and even my ego why I haven't done it
is I think once they experienced me off stage, they
can't listen to this pod the same, Like.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
You're losing the listener.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Like, dude, he talks all this ship on the pod.
It was not it was how you perform.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
You might she might.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Girls warm that whatever idea this point.

Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
Yeah, yeah, I feel that way too, Like you want
to stop being a fan of me, get to know me.
That's how I feel. Yeah, you get to know the room.

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
Yeah, this is me. You're gonna be like, I'm out.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
I guess Sam, you did you were and The Joker. Yeah,
how was that just?

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
That?

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
Was that your first like real big budget movie experience.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
Yeah, I'm not like a real actor, so it was
insane that they hit me up. It was like Todd
Phillips just had seen my Stay end up and he
was like, you should be, uh, you should be in
this movie and I was like okay, and it said
open mic comedian, so I was like, all right, maybe
this isn't a compliment, you know. But then I was like, so,
what do you want to do my jokes? And he's
like yeah, And I'm like, but I'm like an open
micro and he's like yeah. I'm like, so you want

(01:12:15):
me to do well or not if it's an open
micro And he's like, well, you know, you do you want?
Like we I'm not gonna go up and bomb with
my fucking jokes, you know. And then I didn't even
know how big the movie was gonna be. I figured
to be big, but not like as big as it
was The Joker. Come on, well dude, it was a
billion dollar It's the biggest radar movie ever. So I
didn't I thought it would be big, but you don't know.
Yeah yeah, so uh, I mean, look the second one

(01:12:37):
was a flop, right, so you know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
It turned in into a weird musical.

Speaker 6 (01:12:40):
It was just like kind of like that he did
that pissed off a lot of people. I kind of respected.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Yeah, I mean I didn't Dylan and yeah, media did
the scene make it. I didn't see, Tim said.

Speaker 6 (01:12:50):
He looked away for like a second and missed his uh,
miss his moment. You don't even really see me much
in the movies. He's like watching me on a screen
and then uh, and I had like a mustache.

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
Was weird.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
But yeah, I remember doing like I like fifteen takes
for extras and you know, I think they were expecting
me to suck and like I'm doing well, I'm gonna
do well there, and I was killing except for one
bit I did that Like Todd was like, don't do
that joke again. I did a joke about like vibrators
and women, like you know, saying like you made me come.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
No, no, you can't down on the ads. I'll also
bring it to this movie price all movie.

Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
It was the eighties. You can't even do it. You
can't even do so he was like, it's there's no
cell phone jokes got to work in the eighties, and
I was like, all right, but then uh, but then
every joke, yeah, so I get to that time, so
I would Yeah, so I was like, let me see
what I can. But yeah, every but the one time,
you know, you get a light on stage, it means
like he had like two minutes left. But when they
light you here, they're like, get off. It doesn't matter

(01:13:47):
if you're in the middle, because they just have to
follow Jaquin in the middle of a joke. I was like, yea, yeah,
I got it, but I just kept telling the joke
and they were like, what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Running the light?

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
In the Jokers, it was like a big movie.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
It was also fun because Chris read from from SNL
was basically playing you know, just an open mic MC.
So he's had his whole part is he has to
bring me up and watch me kill. So he's just
getting so annoyed. He's like, I could be fucking killing
Yeah yeah, yeah, but no, it was fine. I talked
to Joaquin a little bit. He was I wasn't going
to talk to him, but he was. He was pretty friendly, So, OK,

(01:14:18):
all right, I'll chat with you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Yeah, what are movie sets actually?

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
Like? It was I mean they were they were happy.
I was there because the movie was so bleak that
I think every day Joaquines like weighs eighty pounds, he's
like shirtless and just like angry and yes, you know,
putting a pillowcase over his mother's face. Yeah. So I
think they get a comic in that. They were like,
you lighten the mood for a day, and we appreciate
how dumb and silly this was hit.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Yeah yeah, he didn't care. Yeah we've seen this before
with the Joker. Let's let him do this again.

Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
Well that's what I was thinking. I was like, maybe
people are sick of the Joker. It seems like people
are just like they love the Joker, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
I just that that actor's life was great. I thought
that movie was great. A lot of people gave it
flat because it wasn't the prototypical you know, fight scenes
and all of that, and said it was more of
a story of it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
I loved it. Depressed. I thought that that Joker.

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
Film was it was. It was, it was. It was
a blake. One.

Speaker 7 (01:15:08):
I thought it looked incredible. That was like beautiful looking.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
You know, what did you think of Jim Norton said
in the Irishman he was doing Rickles, Yeah, I think
it was actual. They had given him real audio. I
think those were actual from whatever that club was that
they were going to.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
That's famous.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
What was it in Goodfellas where they do the one
shot scene? Oh yeah, I forgot whatever that famous club
is in New York. But yeah, I think that was
a real, real audio, which is why Scorsese is such
a genius. That's audio from that night that Rickles was doing.
That was very accurate that they had Jim Norton do that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
Yeah. I liked I thought that was a pretty cool movie,
especially the second half when it got like really dark.
It's just like three dudes who were near death and
they're like all playing guys who were about to die.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Yeah, I mean even at being like alive. I thought
it was a great Scorssan of course it's not Good Fellas,
but Irishman, I think it's too much flex.

Speaker 6 (01:15:59):
I was day the younger woman who saw that with me.
Uh you know, she's like laces, Yeah, we saw in
the theater and then she was like, oh, let's watch
his other stuff. And then she was like it's all
just the same movie. I was like yeah, And then
I remember showing her ace vent tour and she's like,
he just acts retarded. I'm like, it was a different time,
like trying to defend my child.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
I don't know how funny it was when he came
out of that fucking rhinoceros ass.

Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
Like that ship. That was yeah back then.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Yeah, And I mean, well she was probably offended. He
was the transgender you know, well it's not funny anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Transgender.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Uh oh, Ray Finkel, Ray Finkel, I forgot about that transgend. Good.

Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
It was a good twist even back then.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Yeah, so Lace's out Turnham transgender.

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Yeah, I'm gonna leave that one alone. Oh, we have
advertisers thet this next segments throughout you by the vacuu glide.

Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
How do you feel about don't cut it off?

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
You can put it in here.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
The JFK files being released as the meeting. Do you
plan on write anything based around it?

Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
They're like, the JFK files were released, here's seven hundred pages.
I'm like, can you just give me a name? I
have to here? John?

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
A thousand pages?

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
Oh is it really okay?

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Then fuck that, I don't I don't want to. You
could tell me my mom got murdered in eight thousand pages.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Lord of the Flies from in elementary school. I think
I'm reading eighty thousand pages of the JFK file.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
Well, this is actually the smartest thing they could have done,
because they made us not want to look at it.
You know, they're like, it's it's eighty thousand pages.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Nobody's reading banks on our education.

Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
Yeah, we all have lives.

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
I can't just like stop my life and read eighty
thousand pages.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
It was a funny thing on Twitter seeing a lot
of people like asking Groc, like, okay, Grox, so, who
killed JFK?

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Like who's good?

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Like, fuck, nobody's reading that. Let's get right to it.
Who killed JFK?

Speaker 6 (01:17:41):
Don't ask Groc because he's going to say the Jews.
Twitter's getting fucking dark for the Jews right now. I'm like,
I don't want to look at this ship.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
It's rough for you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
It's not fun, right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
Even black Twitter has entered that part.

Speaker 6 (01:17:53):
Yeah it's not good. Might be Black Twitter is like
the Gays, you have a break, Jews, you're up joos.
Even even Kanye isn't too the chat. Oh yeah, well
he's been in the chat. He's been doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
But how is the thing I don't understand about the
whole Kanye thing is.

Speaker 6 (01:18:11):
He's that Hitler wouldn't have liked him. Well, that's part
I don't get. He would not have been a fan
of you, Kanye. That part, well, Hitler was an artist.
He may he may have understood what Kanye was doing.
But I just.

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
Why isn't his account suspended yet?

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
Because Elon's whole thing is I guess free speech, and uh,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:18:31):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
I get that and I respect free but you have
to know at some point, Okay, this person has way
too big of a voice platform and they're obviously going
through something. This person's unwell right there, it's like this
person something is not well.

Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
My friend Gary Veeder said, like he's off his meds
and he's like, it's not even worse that he needs
meds to not hate Jews. I mean, it's something weird
about that too.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
Well, he said he had a Jewish doctor, so that
was a big thing.

Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
What happened with Jonah Hill cured him for like a
few months from it was cool.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
He was just rabbi for a bit. Yeah, it didn't
didn't very good.

Speaker 6 (01:19:06):
He watched like he watched twenty two Jump Street and
was like, all right and.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Right, it feels like a set up. Yeah, but even again,
this could be my naiveness. Is free speech should be
fine in that regard, because who is Kanye really turned?
Like what person is going?

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
He's making some good points here. I think I'm gonna
be anti Semitic. No, I don't think Kanye, of course
has influence, But I really don't think his wild Twitter
outbursts are turning even the most fragile brains.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
No, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
I think even when fans are will ignore it and
be like, all right, I don't care what he says
over here. I'm still gonna listen to music. That's one thing.
Anyone I'm sitting there going like, yeah, you know what,
Kanye is making some really good points right now.

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
It is a bummer when you're like in a store
and you still hear Kanye and you're like, fuck, it's
still pretty good, you know, Yeah, because right now the
KKK's playlist just jumped up a level. Listen, you strow
some Kanye in. They're like, all right, he's one of us.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
I'm going I'm an admitted hypocrite. Often. Me and P's
were listening to the Bully album yesterday when it leaked,
and I was like, it's pretty fucking good, is it?

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
I mean, it's still kind.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
You can feel that, which I don't particularly love.

Speaker 6 (01:20:10):
A lot of racists and anti Semites have made great
Chivroll Dolls a notorious anti Semite. He made some of
the best children's books ever. I mean, a lot of
terrible people can still produce good works, right, It's not insane.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
I watched the Charlie Manson doct that's on Netflix.

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
Now, another great artist.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
You know, dude, I knew the Manson family story, but
they played his like unreleased, they leaked some of his songs.
I was like, this guy's pretty fucking good. Kind of
has a voice with an angel it was.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
It was surprisingly good. It was honest.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
It was granted, full blown racist as well, hated black people.
Want to stop all this ship for the race war,
this and that.

Speaker 6 (01:20:47):
But it'd be weird if you It'd be weird if
you murder a bunch of people and then you're like, Noah,
but I think all races are equal. You know, you
should be racist.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
If it was a different level of racism because he
thought there was going to be a race were so
he murdered white liberal people that like black people instead
of murdering black people. That's a different level of commitment
to racism, right, so he was that's not on this
type of song.

Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
Yeah, interesting, is that dark?

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
I'm sorry, I mean watch it.

Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
I mean you should shouldn't do it, And that's what
you were asking.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Yeah, I said, My mother lived in the same building
as a son.

Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
Of Sam, so really I'm used to this.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
Yeah, live in the same building during that time, like
knew him seeing him? No, she said she never saw
him nor heard the dog. But they lived in Yonkers
in the same building at the same time, which is
was the safest place for her to be because he
was killing everyone else.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Yeah, yeah, he's not coming by.

Speaker 6 (01:21:37):
She kind of pussy murderers taking his orders from a dog.
Come on, Sam told me that's a bad dog right there.
You go to the pud like I'm gonna rescue and
then you're like, funk, this dog's starting to make a
lot of sense. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
That could be the name of your next special, Sam.

Speaker 6 (01:21:52):
That's true. And my agent's last name is Burkewitz.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
So shocker.

Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Wait, hold on, that's crazy. That's the dark Ship right there.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Yeah, don't look at me that way.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
I am just letting you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Your age's name is Burkewitz.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Yeah, David too, No way.

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
No, I was like about, say, man, this is fucking crazy.
So Sam, you have a tour coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:22:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
What are you looking forward to most about being on
the road?

Speaker 6 (01:22:17):
Is it just actually watching this mansion doc now ship?

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
No, just you know, I mean, I'm on a tour bus,
so every every night it's a different city and we
just uh, it's fun as hell.

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
Man, I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
But it's you know, you go into some of these
places on like a Monday or Tuesday, so you hope
people come out.

Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
But so far it's been pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Who are wanna roll with?

Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
Is it just shoot my friend Gary Veeder? Who the
Kanye joke? Great comic. Yeah. We're hustling, man, we're working hard.
Uh we uh, we're making a movie while we're out
there too, So it's fucking killing me.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
You got to at this point, you're on a tour bus,
you got a film all.

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
We're kind of making like a stand up comedy, spinal
tap type of movie, and it's pretty fun. I think
it's really got some great cameos in there, and uh
it's it's so we're working like all day, we wake
up in a city.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
You know, Do you like being Do you like that
part of your career? Like traveling, being on the road
is just something you're like, I like it. I got
to be away from home for a fucking two months.

Speaker 6 (01:23:08):
There's the second I think I don't like it. I
come home and I started itching. It is like a
fucking drug.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Really, I complain about us touring all the time, and
then when we're back home, I'm like, damn, I want
to go to Houston.

Speaker 6 (01:23:18):
Yeah, there's something about it, right, you kind of missed
the back.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
To the Vacuum.

Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
Shit.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
I think it's an impulse and double meane of just
constantly moving and being on the road.

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
I agree.

Speaker 7 (01:23:26):
I think my career is a lot like fucking the Vacuum.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
No, I think it was a perfect exactly to be
quite honest, No.

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
I think you know, you also feel like you're working
on your set, So you're like, all right, I tried
a new joke. You just I feel like when I'm
not like gaining ground with my act, I feel like
a fraud. But then also you feel like a fraud
when you start killing and it gets good.

Speaker 7 (01:23:45):
So I feel I always feel like a fraud.

Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
Are you Are you always writing, like as a writer
and as a comedian while you're on a road, are
you constantly writing? Okay, that didn't work. I got to
switch that out. I got called with something new?

Speaker 6 (01:23:56):
Is it city specific?

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
Everywhere?

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
If a joke works here, she's work in like Sweden?

Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
You know, the joke should work everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
I think I don't really change my act at all,
except for like all ship on the city I'm in usually,
But yeah I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
That's always funy shit on the city. I love it
as long as you leave the same night you get
out of it.

Speaker 7 (01:24:14):
Yeah no.

Speaker 6 (01:24:15):
And also the bus is right out back. I'm like
they could rye. Canada was dicey. I was like, fuck,
this could be rough. I don't like this right now
so at all.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
But you've been with tariff?

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
Is funny?

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Do you have a no shipping on the tour bus rule?

Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
That's always it's my rule, so it's the driver's rule
because you can't you can't proof on the bus that I.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
Won't say the hardest. There was one tour bus I
was on that allowed that, and I was like, I
thought this was an unwritten rule that you're not Yeah,
you're not supposed to. It just stays there.

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Yeah, I did. It smell really bad and I am.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
It just the German photographer that I don't think I
had been on the road before and was just walked
in and took a ship.

Speaker 6 (01:24:51):
Well my I have a video guy with me and
he did it, but he did it in like a
triple bag and threw it and like you still can't
just throw it in the garbage. We had natural chicken.
It was on me for getting natural hot chicken. And
oh my god, his body could he had. He's like
a big bodybuilder type and needs three hot chickens. I'm like,
what did you think was gonna happen? Yeah, he thought
that was just gonna sit there pleasantly. That's a that's

(01:25:12):
an attack on your body. So uh that was one,
and then uh we did uh yeah, no no poop.
And I have the same driver time Cigar had and
and he was like, SI girl, the hot box a
ship and I was like, that's fucking not crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:26):
He's like, I didn't like, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
That's intentional you could go sit somewhere. He was doing
that purposely.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
Yeah, you trail your body too, just like I'll just
have my you have you plan your coffees. I'll like
I'll poop after breakfast. Yeah, you just can't. Uh, you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
You know, you know how to you well, you should
know how to live on the road during those times
that I can't. My diet has to change a little
bit because we're not accessible to a bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Twenty four to seven, I'm not home.

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
Yeah, so I'm not going to eat a bunch of
ice cream and shit pizza and all of this bullshit
and then get on the tour bus for fifteen hours.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Uh, this actually just checks out. Now. I love tomar
I think he's incredible. I love his podcast everything. Yeah,
never met the man. But remember we did Houston Improv
at noon? Yes, damn Yeah, we did Dallas the night before.
We ended at midnight and then found out we had
Houston Improv at noon.

Speaker 6 (01:26:14):
N that is a rough time spot.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
Oh my god, awful. So we after we finished at
I'm snitching on them. Houston Improv was like Tom's girl
was here last night, biggest asshole we've ever met. Oh,
I was like, I was so confused when they said that.
I was like, he doesn't strike me.

Speaker 6 (01:26:32):
They also they're also not supposed to do that. Ship
by only once in Saint Louis, I was at a
club and they were like, Bob Saggot, huge prick. And
I was like, I know Saggot, He's the fucking best
and and uh the reasoning was he like wanted.

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
To get to morning radio early. I'm like, that's like nice.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
Bro to consider it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
They were like, he wanted to wake up extra early.
What a prick. I'm like, he's trying to sell out
your club. But also you're not supposed to say that.
You're not supposed to just like tell people no saga
was he was the fucking he was cool.

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
I found that that was the first venue I'd been
to where they just offered information about other people, Like
we didn't ask anything.

Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
We were just in the green room. A weird penis too.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
You're you're not supposed to be telling me this, like
he threw it in a vacuum.

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
It was. Tom's a great guy.

Speaker 7 (01:27:14):
I love Tom.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
So since it's March Madness currently, we put together something
that we would hope this is strictly to just try
to get YouTube headlines put you in a weird spot.
Oh that's all this is for. I promise this, this
is for the love of the game.

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
It's seo.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
We did the March Madness stand up specials, but just eight.
Keep it sort of quick.

Speaker 7 (01:27:34):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
I feel like, should all three of us vote and
that figures out who gets to the next one, or
should we just put Sam on the spot and make
him make every decision so all the blame vote falls
on him.

Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
These are the best specials and we have.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
These are just eight amazing specials that we're doing a
March Madness bracket for.

Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
Okay, So Raw versus what was that saying?

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
All right, so we were going to go pop. We
were going to give Eddie Murphy Raw just a buy. Yeah,
I don't want to see.

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
But we thought, I mean, that's kind of the same thing, right.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
We thought, we thought maybe and we took down a
George Carlin special because we thought it was more appropriate
to put Brendan shab Gringo Pop Sure against Eddie Murphy Raw.
I don't mean to put you on the spot early. Well,
this is a close call, very close.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go with the raw. I
think for this one controversial take by an eyelash.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Yeah, yeah, Maul, it's raw.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
Raw.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Next question.

Speaker 6 (01:28:28):
I also think The Godfather is better than Douced Bigelow
European Jiggilo.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Wonder is it Chris Rock, Bring the Pain, Richard pryor
Live on the Sunset Strip. Now we're getting in.

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
Like real, real close. But for for me, my generate
Rock was very big for me, so I would say
bring the.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
Pain, Bring the Pain.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
But I think Live in the Sunset Strip is brilliant,
and I think the Closer is inspired. And Prior is
one of the most charismatic comics of all time. And
the story about lighting himself on fire freebasing, to me
is like to make that funny, and it's because it's
so hard because you love him, so it's hard to

(01:29:10):
laugh at someone who you know. Is this like living
cautionary tale? So I think for that reason that special
is probably my second favorite Prior special. But Bring the
Pain was like it hit me at the right time.
I was super young. I remember this is this is
how much I love Chris Rock. I I think I
was listening to his album Roll with the New when

(01:29:31):
I was a kid, and my mom just saw headphones and.

Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
She saw me laughing. She's like, what the fuck is
he listening to?

Speaker 6 (01:29:35):
So she grabbed the headphones and listened to it, and
I just saw this look of horror on her face
and then like thirty seconds later she started laughing.

Speaker 7 (01:29:43):
I was like, that's the power of Chris Rock.

Speaker 6 (01:29:45):
Yeah, he can like push you away with a joke
and then like pull you right back. So, I mean,
I love that special was pretty big for me.

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
I mean with my age, for sure. Chris Rock Bring
the Pain was probably the first comedy special I think
I ever saw, Like it's one of those Beasts two comedy.
Once you got into comedy, did you go back to
the Richard pryor stuff like, Yeah, I did that with
music once I got into music, then went back to
shit that I was not really around for and if
I was alive as a child.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
You revisit not just comedy but movies every few years
because you see stuff differently as you get older, right,
so yeah, you feel differently about these works as you
get older. So yeah, I love that. I'd spen a
while time I watch I should probably give it a watch, but.

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
Yeah, it was one's comedy special that you absolutely love
that people didn't really seem like take to and talk that.

Speaker 7 (01:30:33):
They didn't like it or that they should know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:36):
I mean, this one is I think every comic says
it's the best album ever, but like, I still think
not enough people know how great David Tell is. So
I'll say skanks for the Memories because I think it's
the funniest album ever. Let me think of one that
people don't talk about. Hmmm, really great. I don't watch
as many as I used to because I don't I'm
worried I'm gonna absorb. And I watched so much comedy

(01:30:58):
at the clubs anyway, just peeking in.

Speaker 5 (01:31:00):
But damn, when you say absorbed, meaning like you feel
like you're gonna you might like kind of mimic the material.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
I riffle lot.

Speaker 6 (01:31:08):
So I don't want ideas fall into my head.

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
When we have like new artists on our pod, they
when we ask them what they're listening to now, they're
always like nothing. I don't want to hear anything at all.
I want to just have my own thoughts of what
I'm doing right now, because I could absorb some shit
if I like it. That's that's interesting. That every time
we've had an artist on here, thinking like, yo, you
must be listening to some crazy shit.

Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
Nah, you know you know what I love I think
is a really underrated special as as a New Yorker
is Colin Quinn's New York Story. I love. I think
it's like it's just like amazing. Yeah, he gets every
race of people. He he has this like wealth of
knowledge about the history of the city.

Speaker 7 (01:31:49):
I think he's great.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
And the color of the book itself.

Speaker 6 (01:31:52):
Coloring Book is I loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
One of my favorite books ever in the audio book.
If people that don't want to read, which I understand,
it's so him just delivering it with the book is
one of my favorite things ever. And he turned it
into like a Broadway play. I feel like Seinfeld directed it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
I think, yeah, that was amazing. That's the one you're
talking about, New York Story. Yeah, gotcha. I love that one.

Speaker 7 (01:32:12):
I mean, I love all all this stuff, but yeah,
that's a really good one.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
Colin Quinn is definitely up there. I found out we
were related at a funeral.

Speaker 7 (01:32:18):
Really yeah, no shit waited up.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
On email, but I never replied Chris Nervous. I swear
to God, I.

Speaker 6 (01:32:24):
Can't see him. I'm at the wrong angle for the rest.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
This is Bill Burr. You people are all the same
versus Patrise, O'Neill, elephant in the room.

Speaker 6 (01:32:33):
It's tough. I know, I will say this, it's not
my favorite Burr special, and that is my favorite Patrise special,
so I probably for this one would go Patrise. But
like if you said Bill Burr, like, uh, I'm trying
to think of another. I mean, there's so many good
Burr specials. That's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:32:51):
He's so prolificing.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
Why we want that one? That was kind of the
one that I think put Burr like on the met
which is.

Speaker 7 (01:32:57):
That that's the black and white one, is it?

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
No? The purple the purple background, which was weird as
a redhead was a weird color to choose. Like if
I was directing that, I wouldn't have chose that. But yeah,
it's the purple background. I don't know, man, it's for me.
It's tough. It's like, you know, you guys talking about music.

Speaker 6 (01:33:12):
Biggy's got two albums, right, Pateresa's really one special? Yeah,
because because he has a one night stand for HBO
that I don't think captured his greatness. Where it's he
was doing street jokes in it. It was just weird. THO
was like, you know, kind of corny jokes and that
were beneath him and then he did this and it's like, oh,
that's how great he is.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
I mean, even Elephant in the Room, which I think
is an absolute classic, still does not capture how talented
Patrese O'Neil was. Yeah, that's that's not even as the
height of who he was.

Speaker 6 (01:33:43):
God, I love the one. What is the Burr special?
He's talking about rescuing the dog is so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
I think that that's Uh, you people are all the same,
is it? It's like the second joke.

Speaker 6 (01:33:52):
And you damn okay?

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
It's yeah, that Bill Burr special is a I love that.
That's his illmatic.

Speaker 7 (01:33:59):
I love Bill Burr. Yeah, it's close, man. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
The only reason I lean Patrese is because it's like
it's only one, so it's like, how you remember a
great comment? But it was one of my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
I'm going Patrise personally in this.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
In this matchup, I would go with with Burr on
this one, even though Ellif in the Room is one
of my favorite specialis I love, but.

Speaker 6 (01:34:19):
I love Burr, So it's it's I mean, this is
like you're asking me all these put it together.

Speaker 7 (01:34:24):
Yeah, this is tough.

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
Do you have any you know, we just had Derek
Gaines on the Pot as well, and he told a
hilarious Patrese O'Neill story. Do you have any patrise Oil story?

Speaker 6 (01:34:31):
I did. I never met him, and I probably am
lucky for that because I've heard stories. But uh, I
don't think he would have liked me. Maybe maybe I
would have grown on him, Like I know, I'm friendly
with a lot of people who were close to him,
but uh yeah, I think he just liked to get.

Speaker 7 (01:34:47):
Under your skin and fuck with you.

Speaker 6 (01:34:48):
And absolutely, I mean obviously I love like Nordon and Burr,
who and Keith Robinson who are all close to him.
Keith is amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
Yeah, all right, Luis c k hilarious versus a Chappelle
killing him softly?

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
Wow, again, you're putting is a weird one because this
isn't Louie's best work.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
We were going, we were this is Chappelle's best work.
I agree killing him Softly is probably his best. This
is Chappelle's best special. I think it's like he's high
five and people in fucking DC. He's walking up, He's
like he's cried.

Speaker 6 (01:35:19):
Shit. It was if you said Louis chewed up, I
would have said Louis chewed up.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
So we were we were debating before because I think
should We even went on the internet to see like
what the consensus of what people were saying, and it
was so mixed between shoot up, hilarious and got him.
I'm forgetting the other one shameless.

Speaker 6 (01:35:36):
I think even Louie's like twenty seventeen or twenty eighteen
whatever he called.

Speaker 7 (01:35:40):
That one was called.

Speaker 6 (01:35:41):
Sincerely Yours was I think that was the name of
it was every No, No, this is the Netflix one
I'm talking about. I think it was called twenty eighteen.
At that one I thought was incredible too, and I
opened for him on a couple of though, so I'd
see him do like an hour forty and be like, fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
He's he's top of his game.

Speaker 6 (01:35:56):
Yeah, I go with kill him softly because I think
it's Chappelle's bad and I think this is not. I
love this special hilarious, I love Louis, but it's not
his best one.

Speaker 7 (01:36:06):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (01:36:06):
Yeah, I think shoot up and I like the other
one after this better, But I love I mean, dude,
Loui's been in this Goodbye Jews the Schindler's List joke.
That's fucking brilliant that a little girl had to audition
to like a little Juliard girl had to be like
Goodbye Juice. I mean, that's fucking inspired. So you guys
need to choose between. I understand the difficulty of this game,

(01:36:28):
but I lean Chappelle.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Maybe that's my favorite Chappelle powers of tapes of an
audition of thirty little girls going up saying Goodbye Jews
that exists.

Speaker 7 (01:36:38):
Louis I think still at the top of his game.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
I think his new shit I seem the seller all
the time, and it's unbelievable. I think he might be
the best. I mean, it's crazy to say he still
might be the best of comedy. He's incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
He has the most unique brain of steps that I've
ever seen. How he just views the world is different
than anyone else, even Chappelle, including who I think obviously
is the goat. It's not a crazy take, but I
still think Louis has a different person everyone else. He's
going to look at something. Wait, there will never be
another Lewis c k perspective of another joke. You could

(01:37:09):
get a Chappelle joke and someone will have a similar
point of view.

Speaker 6 (01:37:12):
And maybe different styles, right, I mean like Chappelle will
sometimes go for like a greater meaning thing at the end,
and Louis will never do that. Louis does. Louis will
go I mean, Louis news shit at least is so
absurdist and silly. If you hear Louie's first album Live
in Houston, it's like just weird, absurdist one liners and
you're just like this is crazy that it then evolved

(01:37:33):
into like fuck my kids, I hate my kids. It's crazy.
I mean, look, dude, we're arguing over greats here, and
if you said chewed up, I would have said Louis
chewed up. Oh it's just neck and neck, gotcha?

Speaker 4 (01:37:45):
All right, Well, I think we're fine with killing him softly,
going to the next round. All right, we got I
already know who's winning this.

Speaker 6 (01:37:53):
You going Eddie Murphy, No, I'm going rock, going rock
because my person I love. I also think there's argument
that the lyrics is better than Raw, so I loved
like the rocky bit and Raw I love Uh I
think raw is incredible and yeah it's I mean just
the way. Yeah, I love I love Eddie Murphy so much.

Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
But like.

Speaker 6 (01:38:18):
I think Rock in the nineties is like to me,
like that's like my bar for what comedy can be
because I thought it hit me at the feel like.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Bring the Pain was his best one.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
I mean Bigger and Blacker is probably a lot of
people people would say so, I hear you, but I
mean Bring the Pain from my age group, that was
the one. I went and bought the DVD A Bigger
and Blacker because I saw Bring the Pain that that
was the one for me. I don't think Rock can
really be touched in the late nineties two thousands, like

(01:38:48):
that was it to Bring the Pain back to back
was untouchable, like the Chappelle shit was more of like
you had to be cooler and know what was going on.
He was a monster. Like that was comedy at that
time for me.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
Sam, do you feel like Chris Rock is an A
lister because we've had.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
This me and Roy of course, yeah, in comedy of course.

Speaker 6 (01:39:08):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
I think in the worldless celebrity, he got slapped by
an A lister, But that doesn't make you an A lister.

Speaker 5 (01:39:13):
I think that's why he got I don't think Will
Smith slaps a B lister.

Speaker 4 (01:39:18):
Weird.

Speaker 6 (01:39:19):
That's Christian Slater.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
Hell's going on first of all, exactly, don't do that
to Christian Slater.

Speaker 6 (01:39:27):
Of course, he's an A list. He's Chris Rock. He's
he's I mean, he can, he can perform in an
arena in fucking Oslo if he wants. He's that bit. Oh,
I agree, what's an A lister in comedy if he's not?

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Oh no, I say he's an A lister in comedy
for sure. We were talking in general. I don't think
Tom Cruise and Chris Rock are in the same sentence.
I don't think you can hold the thing. I mean,
you know, so that was kind of my point with
a lister ship in general, Like there's nothing wrong with
Chris Rock being a B lister in regular celebrity, but
in comedy, of of course he's an A lister.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
I don't think he I think he's I think Chris
Rock is an A list celebrity.

Speaker 6 (01:40:04):
Yeah, the guy's hosted the Oscars. I mean he's like,
he's huge, he's I.

Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
Mean he Oscars and not being any room.

Speaker 6 (01:40:11):
He walks into you'll be like, holy shit, it's Chris Rock. Yeah,
and he's I love his brain. Man, I love his
you know, I think he's I think he's uh. He
still has lines where I'm like, holy shit, he's he's awesome.
So uh yeah, I mean to me, he's a list.
I don't know. I mean, I guess it's it's your own.

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
And he's like, he's a delusional Knicks fan like yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:40:30):
He's hard, you know. I saw him at a game one
so in the playoffs, and and I was like, man,
I'm fucking I'm nervous, and he goes, he goes nervous.
We're playing in June. This is the best. I was like,
all right, it's a good attitude. It don't get much
better than this. Yeah, zoom, He's he's got to be
a list. I think, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
Did you think it was a risk when he did
the live special for Netflix for the first time? Me personally,
I would never do a live special.

Speaker 6 (01:40:54):
I seem risky because I just think, you hone this,
and you work on this thing so long, why would
you not want to edit it into being the best
thing it could possibly be? I think for Chris, he's
so big that it doesn't really matter to him. But
for me, I would never do it because I mean,
I'm a psycho. Though I taped seven shows for one
of my specials, you know, even my last one in

(01:41:15):
Boston at the Wilburg, I taped four shows, so I
want it to be the best thing possible, but it
was probably you know, he wants to do things that
haven't been done before. Like I heard him say once,
like you have to look at a new special like
a new iPhone, like what's the new feature. Brian Reagan
did a live special, but it was on Comedy Central,

(01:41:37):
which was even crazier because he'd have to like pause
for commercial break, so he'd be like, all right, guys,
we'll be back in a secon. He's like telling the crowd.
I'm like, you gotta get the momentum back. So, I mean,
rock he wanted to do it, and for him it's fine.
For me, I would never do it. And I didn't

(01:41:57):
see the special because I saw him live. We were
in Saint Louis the same night, so I just went
to He and Chappelle were there and I was at
like a theater there, and I just went to go
watch them afterwards but uh yeah, I've seen it live.
It was amazing. I loved it, Okay, yeah, well, I
mean and it wasn't gonna top whatever I saw because
I think seeing comedy live is always just better.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Oh absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
My mom took me to see The Kings of Comedy
when I was like, I think it was maybe eighteen
or nineteen.

Speaker 7 (01:42:22):
Who's your favorite one?

Speaker 5 (01:42:26):
I will say this, being there live at the Garden
and then seeing it once they shot it and put
it all together, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
A whole different vibe. Really it was.

Speaker 5 (01:42:35):
Yeah, absolutely, but being there live, hands down, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Was there to see Bernie mac Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:42:41):
Man, he's my easy favorite.

Speaker 5 (01:42:43):
Yeah, Like it was like everybody in the garden that
night was just waiting for Bernie to hit the stage.
Like we obviously loved d L and Yeah, Steve was
hosting and said Cedric. I think Cedric surprised a lot
of people. A lot of people didn't think Cedric would
be that funny live. But the hand is now consensus.
Everybody in the garden that night was there to see
Bernie Mack.

Speaker 6 (01:43:04):
Yeah. Bernie was so like larger than life, he was
so he was so uh so fucking funny in movies too,
when he popped up in like Bad Santa or something
like that. I'm hilarious. And I didn't sell the shitty movies.
I saw Mister three thousands. I just liked them.

Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
I just like Burningty movie is terrible.

Speaker 6 (01:43:20):
It's pretty rough. Bernie Mack is a baseball play terrible.
It's a big leaf. You were like those guy's at
the end of his career, like, I see what they're doing.
But no, he's I mean, he's charming as hell. I
loved him and I loved seeing him on like late
night shows. I love seeing him on like Conan and stuff.
I just was always a fane.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
What was the first comedy show you want to first show.

Speaker 6 (01:43:39):
I saw live was at the Comics Strip in New York,
and it was like Bill Burt was on the show,
which is crazy. He had, you know, full head of
red hair. And then I saw I saw some comics
at Carolines. I saw David Tell at Carolines. I saw
Chris Rock and Albanie when I was pretty young. Friend,
I just like took a train to go see him
in Albany.

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:43:56):
Uh, but yeah, they were all like incredible. I mean
Tell was doing skanks for the memories hour at the time,
like this shit's unreal. His mind was like like brilliant
and twisted and dark, but like he what I loved
about to tell his jokes is he would do jokes
that were like they'd be like one liners and silly,
but you'd be like, fuck, that's like a deep joke.

(01:44:17):
He had a joke where he's like, remember when you're
young and you think your dad is Superman and then
you grow up and you realize he's just a drunk
who wears a cap. I was like, that's like a
simple one, but that's like deep. That's like about disappointment
and like your father not living up there he was
gonna be, but it's just a silly one liner. Like
I love watching him. I thought he was brilliant, and
I still think he's brilliant.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
Maybe has to do with like my personality and outlook
on life.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:44:38):
How I even got introduced to him was what he
was on Showtime or HBO when he did the Late
night with Ava Tel, Like, what was that Insomniac? That
was Comedy Central, So I was I would watch Insomniac
waiting for the Spice Channel to come on. That's a
swear to guy's a true fact. That's how I got introduced.
I would watch that to wait for Channel seventy two

(01:45:00):
that my dad had ordered with the Spice channel. You
would have said, like make sure everyone's asleep and sit
in front of the TV and watch as a child
like it's fucking twelve thirteen years old, and watch David
Tell do that just so I could watch softcore porn
like I was. It was the only thing on while
I was waiting Easy Today.

Speaker 6 (01:45:18):
Dude, Yeah, you used to have to wait to Jack.

Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
I earned that bad nut. It wasn't you know, a vacuum.

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
You remember, like having a rewind and fast forward VHS
table just to get to the scene where Jamie Lee
Curtis is in a bikini and true lies. Sorry am
I saying too much here? And then unfaithful? Remember that one?
Holy shit.

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
I didn't have to like pretend to be friends with
the kid that just had the like the magazine. You
knew he had it, so it was like, all right,
let me, I'll hang out with you.

Speaker 6 (01:45:45):
Yeah, you go with bathroom and shifts or worse, you
fucking use a pillow to block it, you know, whichever.
The situation was all.

Speaker 5 (01:45:52):
Right, So Sam, you have pretty much Chris Rock running
the field.

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
He's gonna win this.

Speaker 4 (01:45:57):
Okay, Well, between Elephant in the Room and kill him softly.

Speaker 6 (01:46:00):
Killing I'm killing him softly for me and I love
i love Elephant in the Room. But you know, I
think stand up special sometimes is like when they hate
you and that was just a that's special. I just like,
these are two of my favorite specials ever. Are these
are in my top five?

Speaker 7 (01:46:16):
Both of these.

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
So sore you're taking bring the pain over kill him softly.

Speaker 7 (01:46:20):
That's what I would go.

Speaker 6 (01:46:21):
Yeah, but it's tough.

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
I'm not mad at that take, but they're right there.

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
I love I love both of them.

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
I like the fact that that is the final matchup
because you know, people always argue about who's funny between
Rock and Chappelle. I think that I don't even think
it's close. I think Chris Rock is a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:46:35):
I think they're both phenomenal.

Speaker 5 (01:46:37):
I mean they are, but I mean, if you were
going to compare them, I don't even know how people
even just like this is Chris Rock. Bro Like, I
think that he is a lot funnier throughout his entire
we look at his history of comedy, whether it's film,
whether it's stand up. But Dave has done in the
last few, like few ten fifteen years incredible, but Chris

(01:46:59):
rock so far.

Speaker 6 (01:47:01):
I love them. It's tough for me, man, because I like,
you know, I I still like see them like through
the through this lens of like, holy shit, You're like
a big reason I do what I do.

Speaker 7 (01:47:11):
So it's hard for me to like rank them, but
I'm glad you made me do it.

Speaker 6 (01:47:14):
One by one.

Speaker 4 (01:47:16):
I'm sure they'll be in the comments with their suggestions.
I love all. Dave and Chris both watched this podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:47:21):
They're I mean choosing between the hardest one was still gringo,
poppy and raw.

Speaker 4 (01:47:26):
But I mean we wanted out the gate give you that,
just to see where your energy is that I'm with you.
I think because Dave had that mysterious allure after Chappelle Show,
it added another part to that story. But if you
really go through their careers, Chris was always in front
of our faces. But when you go like break down
the desography of their ship, and yeah, how could you

(01:47:47):
not say Chris is not even above Dave in certain capacities.

Speaker 6 (01:47:52):
I think they probably I think they look at each
other with such reverence that I think one would say
the other is funnier, and the other would say that,
you know, I think I think you always hear Chris
say Dave's funnier than me. But I'm sure Dave feels yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
I mean, and I just the humble thing in them,
like you got him kind of be humble.

Speaker 6 (01:48:08):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:48:09):
And obviously Dave looks up to to Chris. I mean,
it's hard not to, but you know, when we're just
looking at it, Chris has so much ship in movies
and and the stand up over the years, even his
I think we talked about it often. His his show
is Everybody Hates Chris Underrated. That's funny as far as
I'm concerned.

Speaker 4 (01:48:30):
Even like Tambourine, I respect that Dave took that Netflix
deal and did like fucking seven specials in three years.
But Chris is even outside of the live one, the
Tambourine one before is fucking great. I know, it wasn't
like Bring the Pain or Bigger and Blacker go rewatch Tambourine. Like.
It's really high level ship that he's getting that.

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
Yeah, I love just joking that about uh about how
like the cops short racist and he's like yeah, but
you kind of just got it. It's like being a pilot,
you gotta you just gotta not, do you know, he'd
be like here in American Airlines, we land most of
our planes, which, by the way, that joke's not as
funny anymore because it's not. I'm like, shit behind manifested.
I was like, holy shit, I'm so glad I'm on

(01:49:11):
a bus right now, but I still the fly to
some of these cities to even get on the bus,
and you're just like, what the fuck is Why are
planes landing upside down? What the hell is happening? And
like we were on a plane. We were in a
plane going New York City to Rochester a few years ago,
just Gary and I and we thought it was gonna crash.
It was fucking horrifying, Like you know.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
It was one of little small ones.

Speaker 6 (01:49:32):
Tiny plane is how it starts. A woman steals my seat.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
A woman was flying.

Speaker 6 (01:49:39):
I mean, no, get I mean that could be even worse,
but uh no, uh no, there was a there was
a woman who stole my seat.

Speaker 7 (01:49:45):
And I was kind of like, hey, can that's my seat?

Speaker 6 (01:49:47):
I just you know, because I booked aarone together and
she was like I'm sitting here, and I was like, no,
it's definitely my seat, and I was kind of like
reason with her, but I was like, it's a.

Speaker 7 (01:49:53):
Forty minute flight.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
What am I doing?

Speaker 6 (01:49:55):
So we were in the air and uh, it's like
thirty five minutes. I'm sitting right in front of them
because I went to an open seat. But thirty five
minutes into the a forty minute flight, the plane just
like drops, it starts shaking. It's fucking horrifying, and Gary
and I look at each other like I can read
his mind.

Speaker 7 (01:50:11):
We're like old friends like that.

Speaker 6 (01:50:12):
Well, I'm like, I know he's thinking the same thing
as me, and I later confirmed that it was like
he was.

Speaker 7 (01:50:16):
Like, yeah, fuck this lady.

Speaker 6 (01:50:17):
She deprived us of our last thirty five minutes together
on Earth.

Speaker 4 (01:50:20):
We're gonna die.

Speaker 6 (01:50:21):
It was that scary. It was shaking, yeah, and then
she just lets out a scream like ah, and without hesitation,
we turned and started laughing in her face. And it
was like the most satisfying one in my adule life
that he had the same comic instinct as me, but
also that that, like you, it makes you realize, like, oh,
laughing is just temporarily forgetting about death.

Speaker 4 (01:50:39):
Yeah, absolutely, that's all it is, right because.

Speaker 6 (01:50:41):
We forgot we're gonna die for like thirty seconds. Then
we were like, oh fuck. And then but then he
the pilot said, I assume, hey, sorry, but of.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
The day, and uh, straight white male.

Speaker 6 (01:50:52):
But no, it was terrifying. I mean it was and
you think about that all anytime you have turbulentce You're like, fuck,
is this how I'm gonna go out?

Speaker 4 (01:50:58):
Yeah, it would have been more beautiful if she was
the only one that died because she was in that
We were rooting for it, Like if it did go
down and she was the only one that didn't survive
and she took your seat, like there would be some poetry.

Speaker 5 (01:51:11):
The opposite out of that survives and she dies, just like.

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
I don't want Garrett to die, you know, we want
I don't know Gary, but in this scenario, I wanted
his friend to live.

Speaker 6 (01:51:21):
But we've been on like, dude, we did it before
we did the tour buses run. We did a sprinter
van in the first few nights because the bus is
so expensive. I was just cut corners. But this is
what I get for cutting corners. We're driving from Uh
got him I must have been like Charlotte to uh
Richmond or something, and three four hour drive the driver
falls asleep at the wheel. He drives us off the

(01:51:43):
fucking road, and Gary and I are like, wake up.
Oh fuck, we newly we wouldn't have been. We were
watching the movie The Substance on on my computer. That
that Demi Moore movie. We did not like it, and
that kept us awake. So if we weren't watching that,
I think I think we would have died.

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
That is crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
There was no Walmart truck in sight. You couldn't morgan
it at all, at least if be worth it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:08):
Because he threw the night he threw up the Nicks.

Speaker 7 (01:52:10):
He said it was food poisoning.

Speaker 4 (01:52:11):
But yeah, Tracy and a lot of food poisoning.

Speaker 6 (01:52:13):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:52:17):
Response when he posted he said, the Knicks are want
to know when I throw up?

Speaker 6 (01:52:21):
That's not that.

Speaker 4 (01:52:22):
It was a great, great way to reply to everything.

Speaker 6 (01:52:23):
What Knicks fan looks at. Yeah, Tracy is he's amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:52:26):
Because they said his nose was bleeding because I laughed.
I was like, Tracy got drunk at a Nicks game,
like in the first quarter, Like, how do you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
His nose was bleeding. I was like, okay, that sounds
you know, it looked like some health ship.

Speaker 6 (01:52:38):
It also felt like a Tracy thirty rock storyline too,
like his lemons, Like at the time he puked at
MSG and he was like what the same with Alec Baldwin.
He said the thing with his wife too.

Speaker 4 (01:52:48):
It's like, that's the thing you're talking about. What did
you see the thing? Yeah? And I saw.

Speaker 6 (01:52:55):
No. There's like a viral video of his wife yelling
at him in front of like she got that from
him maybe, but but he would do it in a
more like understandable way.

Speaker 7 (01:53:05):
She was almost like worse.

Speaker 6 (01:53:06):
She was a more snippy and I was like, Jesus Christ,
she seems like a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:53:09):
He has top five there's there's Mel Gibson's voice note
or whatever. Yeah, Alec Ball was yelling at his wife
and daughter. That's top five yells that I've ever heard.

Speaker 6 (01:53:20):
Rude, thoughtless, little pig. Yeah, that was a good one.
That was a good track. You know.

Speaker 4 (01:53:24):
I was a little jealous that you could tell that
was off the top, like he didn't rehearse that.

Speaker 5 (01:53:28):
That's one of my favorite shows. Dog the Brownie Hunter
had a good one too. He had a good he
did good voicemail. He left his boy, his daughter was
dating a black guy.

Speaker 6 (01:53:35):
I think he didn't like to remember when he tried
to come. He had tried to make a comeback during
that Brian laundry murder. He's like dogs on the case.
You know, we didn't ask you this, we did No,
we don't need you. We're all set. Uh yeah he
uh what a comeback? And then his wife died and
he just replaced her with another fat parrot. Its that
was another.

Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
Which I didn't even notice she.

Speaker 6 (01:53:57):
I thought it was the same woman.

Speaker 4 (01:54:00):
It's like, no, no, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
A rest of peace to beth Man.

Speaker 6 (01:54:03):
I was a big fan. I love. Did it hurt
when you heard the racist outburst? I laughed?

Speaker 2 (01:54:08):
I left that shit like that doesn't know?

Speaker 4 (01:54:10):
Ye I feel like that, And maybe like Hulk Hogan,
you were like, no, I already knew.

Speaker 2 (01:54:14):
I knew all for years.

Speaker 6 (01:54:15):
But now you guys handlebar bleached blonde mustache. Yeh probably
not great.

Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
Yeah, nothing about this guy says progression. Yeah. Before we
get out of here and before we get off sprinter talk,
how would you feel if you were on tour with
a co host or someone that you work with and
you didn't know while you were in the sprinter van
they were going to decide to take a whole new
route just to get their nails done. And you are

(01:54:40):
now in the middle. No, no, there's another person on
the mic over here. You thought you were on your
way to Philly, and you ended up in a small
town in New Jersey that looked like a third world
country at that And now you're thinking the sprint the
sprinting van driver is setting us up and ready to
kill us. Yeah, it's like Season four Sopranters exactly. Then
we put on her and she goes, oh, I'm just

(01:55:00):
about to get my nails done. How would you feel
in that sense? This completely made up? Since it's never
wouldn't be thrilled. I'd be like, why are we here?

Speaker 2 (01:55:08):
That's what we said.

Speaker 6 (01:55:09):
Is it a part of Jersey that's crazy close to Philly?

Speaker 3 (01:55:12):
It was not even Jersey. It was in allegedly it
was in Philidelp.

Speaker 6 (01:55:16):
It was like it was twenty minutes away, thirty minutes away, but.

Speaker 4 (01:55:18):
Like one of those like dirty, dirty suburbs of.

Speaker 6 (01:55:22):
So you just had to wait while you got your
nails done.

Speaker 5 (01:55:24):
No, they thought we dropped off, but we didn't know
we were making that stop. So the drivers going through
these streets and we're.

Speaker 6 (01:55:28):
Like, this is not the way to if you have
a forty minute uber or something.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
No, but this is the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
When I looked it up, it said it was fifteen
minutes away, but my brain didn't account for the traffic
of the festival and midday and everything, so what was
supposed to be fifteen minutes actually turned into thirty minutes.
So it made it look like I took them thirty
minutes out the way when it was just supposed to
be fifteen minutes on the way, And that is where.

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
The issue was.

Speaker 6 (01:55:51):
Sounds like an honest mistake. It is a morale killer, though,
let's be real, you need to keep morale up here.
I think like Russell Crowe mastered that type shit.

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
But the whole weekend, the whole weekend, everyone was so
mean to.

Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
Know the worst ship was. I think Maul woke up
when we pulled over and looked at me for reassurance,
like I knew what the fuck was going on. I
was like, not, I think we might do.

Speaker 5 (01:56:12):
It's one of those streets where every building looks like
the set of like some type of like Hollywood Studio.
None of these buildings look it looks like it's just
the front water. It's one of those blocks. And I'm like,
we were going to Philadelphia. I've never seen this part
of Philadelphia, Like, oh, nowhere, fifteen twenty minutes outside of Philly.

Speaker 2 (01:56:29):
I'm like, okay, well, what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (01:56:30):
It would stress me out, and not only that I
was on the side of I didn't want to leave
her there. I'm like, are you sure this is okay?
Like we just you're getting off this van, and then
where it supposed to pull off.

Speaker 4 (01:56:40):
There's just another salon.

Speaker 5 (01:56:41):
There was literally nobody outside, Like there was no people
walking on the sidewalks. It was nobody outside, and it's
like three in the afternoon. I'm like, are you safe
over here? Like that's that was the concern for me.
I didn't care that we were outside of where we
were going. I was like, Yo, there's nobody outside, where
are you? And it was next to a funeral home.

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
It was so funeral.

Speaker 6 (01:57:02):
I was like, what is this the same guy who's
embalming the bodies as doing your nails, doing it like
a dunkin Donuts basket.

Speaker 4 (01:57:08):
Robinson shifting saving another trip then just put us here, all.

Speaker 5 (01:57:13):
Right, Sam, So you're on the road. Upcoming shows April tenth,
you are in Columbus. April twelfth, You and Grand Rabbids
April thirteenth, Milwaukee. April fourteenth, you are in Madison.

Speaker 6 (01:57:22):
That's a Monday, Madison, thanks for putting me in a
huge venue agent.

Speaker 5 (01:57:26):
April fifteen, Des Moines and April seventeenth. Pg's favorite city
hometown Kansas City.

Speaker 4 (01:57:31):
Good Barbie Missouri or Kansas Missouri.

Speaker 7 (01:57:36):
Oh okay, yeah, but sorry, it's you know, great barbecue.
Can't complain.

Speaker 6 (01:57:41):
I'll be all right. We can.

Speaker 2 (01:57:42):
I get tickets at just.

Speaker 6 (01:57:44):
Samuel dot com slash shows, or I'm I'm on this
thing called punch Up punch Up dot Live slash Samuel,
which is like just you know, you're getting You're getting
buried by all these algorithms now, so I just try
to keep a mailing list over there so they can.

Speaker 4 (01:57:59):
Got you and get smoked by fees as well.

Speaker 7 (01:58:01):
Oh yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:58:03):
I respect that, but good luck Madison on a Monday.
I'm sure a lot of Madison go outside on Mondays.

Speaker 6 (01:58:08):
There are a lot of young people there because of
the school, so maybe they'll maybe they'll come out on
a Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:58:12):
Yeah, it'll be it should be fun.

Speaker 6 (01:58:13):
Yeah, and you're a liberal. Get that out.

Speaker 5 (01:58:16):
He'll be fine, all right, Joas Sam, thank you for
coming by kicking on.

Speaker 4 (01:58:21):
We appreciate you, hoping you so having me. Guys, Go next,
Go next,

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