Episode 370 | McG*ngb*ng

We know, we know. It's been a while since we've done a pod with just us. So with that said, today we catch up with one another. Fresh off our episode with the ladies from "Pour Minds", Demaris calls out Mal for acting different when women are in the studio (6:25). A recap of Mother's Day somehow turns into a conversation about fast food nostalgia (19:51). The BET Awards announced their nominees. Who are our early favorites to win the major categories? (45:27) Finally, a caller wants to know what's the wildest thing to happen to us in the bedroom (1:07:38). #volume

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Speaker 2 (00:42):
Willian and we are back happy Top of the week,
Maul being thirty five, I already am feeling pain in
my shoulder.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I woke up feeling different. It's been one week.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I'm not even kidding. It's not a mental thing. I
think I just slept wrong.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
You can't You're not allowed to talk like that until
you at least four.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I don't know it was because a mark like kicked
me in the shoulder, or I just slept wrong, but
I'm definitely feeling like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
But those little aches and pains, that's just like the
you know, when the floor starts creaking when you walk
around the crib. That's this is part of the game. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, but I don't have ten year builder insurance.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Man. That's all right, man. Just drink some water, man
and get some sleep. So you gotta do man as men.
That's all we got. So we got. How was ther weekend? Though?
WEEKND was cool? Man, wee was good? I wanted. I
tried to go see The Counting Two twice and missed
both showtimes. I forgot one time one day when I
when I booked the showtime, I forgot that the game

(01:36):
was on. I forgot it was like an early game
the Knicks played. I was like, oh man, I'm not
missing this game, even though I could have missed that game.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Would always hate when I visit my dad, let's go
to the movies. I'm like, so we can miss half
the fun.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, for years I didn't know what happened in the
beginning of Bad Boys too.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, so I gotta I gotta try to catch that
account too this week. But other than that, I just
toill watch the game, watch the Knicks get you know,
the soul ripped out of the did Chess game three? Yeah,
it was rough. Hoping the war is coming without stuff
that's sh may just watching playoff basketballs, playoff time. Man.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, I feel like we haven't caught up because we
had lex Andre on we have poor minds.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Poor moms, lex Andre. Everybody seemed to love that episode.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, episode is really good and I definitely want to
go through some of that, but I feel like we
haven't caught up. We had we had other guests that
were putting stuff out with YouTube content, but we haven't
all caught up.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I feel like in like over a week, right, you
can have interesting dms coming off of that episode. How
so just just women dming me about what just Hey,
great episode? Oh okay, okay, you guys should have y'all
should do more content together. Y'all should go on tour together.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I think we should do more content with them.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
But I love them.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
We have good chemistry because this and whatever. But live
shows would be fun too. It's so crazy how different
our dms continue to be all the time, because mine
we're just raging with people that I pressed the black
queen and a white man should never do that. On
top of the swifties, I had a very like a
very violent request ms.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Over the past week. A lot of death threats.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
But I mean to everyone that said I took it
too far, pressed, Lex, That's how we've always talked to
each other for over ten years.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's how we speak to each other though. But me ever,
me and PG even felt like conversation was like, yo,
Rory was pressing this shit.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, I told you, Alex and I have spoken to
each other.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
That's the day we met. But this is what you
fell and realized when we sit here. Yeah, no, I
get the persist goes out that people don't know that
that is your relationship with Lex and that that's how
y'all speak to each other, that they don't get that far.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, she's pressed. Just get away crazy about white man
yelling at a black queen. That's what they get yelling.
You were yelling, okay in their book. Well, I mean,
if it means anything. Lex and I spoke after and
we're like, hey, I'm glad we cleared.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
That up the way friends are supposed to do it.
Let's go get a beer.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, because I didn't. I didn't rewatch it back, but
I don't know. Again, that's how I thought we always
speak to each other. Yeah, she didn't feel the way,
So maybe her and I are just sick in the head,
and this is how his friends. We screaming each other
and deal with our issues. It's all right, but friend,
your friends should scream at each other sometime.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
But I mean, I did enjoy just having women in
the room.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
As we continually say, you know, you turning to whatever
your favorite comedian is, Phil and blank mall becomes that.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
See, we're not.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Doing that, Richard Pryor.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
I tell you every time I was not Richard prior
to you turn into rich You wasn't richer.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
That's but you was freebasing Richard.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
He wasn't as bad as it usually is.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
You were talking a lot this episode, so Mau couldn't
really get his shit off. But Maul, when women come
in the room, you just the funniest, most charismatic, loving person.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm not that person. But god, hell no, Well, I
don't want to be loving and charismatic to Rory. I'm
loving charismatic to you.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I say, hello, you got to press each other worse
than me and lex Din, so let's not even start
with us.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
That's our relationship, yo, Maul will come in here, it'll
be silent, a bad bitch walking in the room.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Mall, just hey, how are you doing jokes? Next thing?
You know? She giggling, and ship, that's not see that
the last time you bought somebody here, it ain't happen.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
It definitely haven't a whole different persons literally, all of
a sudden, All of a sudden, I look in my car.
I'm cleaning my car out. It's got one of Maul's
lighters with the little wick things around him, like he
giving these chicks gifts.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Now, she asks, like, we're not doing that. You wait,
I don't mind y'all lighters in my car now, man,
We're not We're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't mind y'all painting narratives, but sometimes they got
to stand up and defend myself.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
She asked for a lighter, m and that was the
only lighter I had. You know, that's how I light
my ja. But I heard I gave her the lighter.
I was like, yo, you can have it. I got
a thousand lighters at home. See.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Usually I'm the one that either throws sauce on the
story or lies about it to make me not look crazy.
You were explaining to her the health benefits of that wick.
Don't act like everybody asked, like, no, you were sitting
there giving her the whole the Treya's frank Killer, she asked.
When I gave her to Jay? She was like, oh,
what's this? I said, y'all lighted with the wick so
that I don't get no light of FLUI did you
get into them?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
No, she left it right there.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
And you were breaking down the periodical table against the weed.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
I gave her a J, gave killer J.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
She she smoked out to kill the sweet pot.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah she was. I gave her a J. But she
left my lighter and everything over there. Though.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
But no, you I mean again, not in a disrespectful way.
You just become a little bit more charming when there's
women around.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
I mean it's like welcoming them into a home. You
have to be you know, you have to be a
good host. You have to host. You have to make
sure everybody's accommodated.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
But I was hosting her.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, but it was like I was right here though. Yeah,
But I literally I was hosting with you.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
She wasn't entertained by It was two ladies and you.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Know, no we're talking about it was just her, right,
we're talking about talking about four months.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh yeah, accommodating. She waved her. I waved her low back.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Next her with mad available seats on a line.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
We're not doing that first one. That's my seat, my
setup right there, Josh, you could see it, my tray,
my weed, everything is right there on the table.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
So if I sit in that chair, No, I think
she was in this one away from the one, and
you sat not in your spot.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
That's not true. He's paying your hood. We're not doing
he put not doing that.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
So Jamars brought to my attention and I looked over
and I was like, oh yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Said, we need to get women in the office all
the time. So Ma could come in here smiling and
laughing and joking and ship Ma come in here and
be like are you ready to go?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
That ready to work?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
That would be the way that I would pay for
an escort.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Just weekly. No, do nothing, just right, nothing. Just have
your presence existing. Because when I come in, it's like
I always tell Rory, I hate coming in and talking
because I feel like we start having conversations that we
would have on Mike. So when I come in, I
just kind of sit in my corner and just like
we know what we're gonna talk about. But I don't
want to have convers start having conversations because I'm like, damn,

(07:36):
you should be saying this on Mike, which is what
we're doing. That if I would have came in and said, baby,
day was good, out of it, you're like you would
smile and last week that would have turned into a
whole And then I'm not recording that. So now what
happens real time? Got you you producing me? No, we're
just living. That's all these conversations not even here. Baby,
What is this? This is not what is that? It

(07:58):
makes nothing. This is like, this is real. This is
what we would be doing if the cameras and the
mics weren't here.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Josh, can you put on our to do list that
we need to start interview process for standing woman from Monday,
Wednesdays and Thursdays.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Sometimes having a standing woman on the couch. You could sit,
we have wine, we have weed, you know, or the
food whatever they want and just have them little.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
That would be like that'd be like our audience misogyny
of like you, what do I have to do?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Just look pretty?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Just sit there, make eye contact with Maul. You give
him a little laugh when he says something encourage him.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
I wish we still did skits because that would be
a perfect one.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
We can't paint some crazy narratives about me.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Man, that's not a crazy narrative that you really do.
Like you know you like a lot of us do.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
But you're just funnier, that's all. See, this is what
happens when we don't have many, you know, heterosexual men left.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh are you saying the room.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
You're in the room.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
It's crazy. You have to be a little bit more specific.
You're saying this is a result. I'm saying, No, the
whole world's not in I'm saying I don't need to
do that. No, No, I'm just saying, like, this is
what happens. Like I love y'all know me. I love women,
Love being around women, kicking with women. So anytime we
have women in the room in the studio with.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Us, it's always fun. It's like, oh, we got some
women here, like, you know, let's have a good time.
The marriage is a woman, but the marriage is crude.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Oh no, My novelty war off a long time ago.
When I first started coming around, mall would like be
nice and smiling around me too. By like episode forty
that was.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, but once you became sense a little sense and
family say, I gotta treat you like little sits, like
your move like, you know, mean that type of energy,
like it's that type of ship, like if if I'm
going to the French movie ass, I'm.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Going to Yo.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
When I first met Ma, I was putting on some
Wi solo. She said, Yo, what's that that smelled good? Ma?
Minds you here smelling good every day? Mall ain't telling
me I smell good in three years, I don't smell
me no more.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
I'm not telling little sits. She smells the ones like
home sent Yeah, smelling no Moe.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
You smell like he knows behind.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, it's like they are sent together. I know, Baby,
they don't stink because I would have been said that. Yeah,
I like, baby, you gotta wash that ass before you
come in here, like I'm a friends.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah absolutely, but baby, these smell good. You take care
of soviah Absolutely. Okay, but you would say that you
were more charming with lex Andrea than you were say
little brother.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Right, Well, I'm just trying to get some true.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Love the guys. But like you know, Lexi, Drea.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Or Pool, come on, I'm just askings. Don't maybe do that.
I'm not picking man. I love all our guests.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Man do, but Malls is just is different.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Rory.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Like, women come and then you'll just hit the elevator
and then seven bottles of wine to get off the elevator.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
And it's like, yo, I didn't even know we were
first of first first person. It's like, yo, I ain't mad.
Get the Ziffindel, Rory, I'm not mad. I love it.
I love a good glass of zipfindale get it.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
We had asked what because Lexandrea are very much established now. Yes,
they are a profess in their own right, the TV show,
a successful podcast. Love them, of course they have success. Yes,
and they have a rider. I respect, right, we have
a similar writer.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
So when I got the rider, I was like I
was getting this anyway.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, oh this is everything you sent me all rider.
It was tequila. Yeah that's how Rory.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Man, we're drinking a tequila too. I don't know. See,
I think they like drink on their show. I can't pod.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Drunk that you can you Patreons drunk before.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
We've patreon drunk before. But I don't like it because
I start talking. I gotta go over here, Peach and
be like, Peach, did you clip that out?

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Can you clip this.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
House to make it a clip? That's why I love
Baby D because see Baby D is still in that
phase of podcasting where she's like, fuck, what did I say? Like,
baby didn't when you hit the phase of I don't
give a fuck what I said, Ooh, life is beautiful
up here when you know you said something. The niggas
is in the mentions having a war, and you just
at home listening to Sam Cook waiting for the croissants

(11:54):
to get nice and toasted. I don't give a fuck
what they think about.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well, I leave here with a thousand and maybe I'll
text Jamaris or Piece, just a like triple check.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I wasn't wolowing on something.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
But once it hits like nine thirty ten pm, I've
forgotten everything that we just said.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, I always forget. That's why I tell people like Yo,
when you said, I'm like I said that, don't remember.
Get to that level. Baby, it's beautiful. Wait till you.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Start seeing clips and you have no recollection of that
day or that opinion even existed.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I have no idea, like we talked about that exactly.
I was that passionate about telling I don't remember and
something I don't care about it? That's what it is
really when you see clipsy yourself online going crazy. But yeah,
like I didn't even I don't give a fuck about that.
The fuck am I yelling? For life? Is beautiful? Well?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yes, I apologize to all the women that were offended
by a personal conversation with Lex I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Yes, can you apologize to me?

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Because the Swifties were in my mentions saying, hey, you
fat bitch, get your white and raggedy ass boss. I'm like, okay,
why I gotta be a fat bitch? Because he came
at Taylor Swift.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
I wasn't even there. I wasn't even on a fuck episode.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
What was my response when that hit the group chat?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
What did I say about Taylor Swift? Yeah, you had
I had no idea. Yeah, like I said, you gave
a little slick. Walked out to Trey he we had
a guest on ball. Yeah, and uh, you had asked
him about Taylor Swift being around the Chiefs because obviously
pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I complimented her and said when she acquired the franchise.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, but then he was like that's a He started saying, No,
she's you know, she's sweet, she's very down to earth.
She remembered mine my name on my sister's name, like
after meeting us, we're seeing her the next time. And
and then I think your response was something to the
effect of, oh, yeah, you signed the NDA, like basically
saying like, oh, Taylor, you can't really say what you.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Want to say about that warrants threatening murdering your entire
bloodline has to die because I said something that was
probably true that anyone positive negative in between probably has
to sign an NDA.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Around Taylor Swip. Yes, you must die now.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Taylor Swift signed the NDA about her own self, like
leaves the secret Service ship. But Jamarius, I went through
that ship on my personal page and the new royamull
one it was the same person on fifteen different it
was one Swift.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Ye, Yeah it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I could tell because they were repeating everything with the
same account.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
I was like, oh, this is the thing.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
They told me to get a job. They told me
to get a job. I'm like, well, I gotta get
a job. I wasn't even at work when he said
that shit, Like, what what are you telling me?

Speaker 5 (14:20):
To get a job for it.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
And good job, right, that's the funniest part.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
The funniest part is how many times we get called broke,
Like that's my favorite thing of like, that's supposed to
be an insult to me when I'm not ada, I
guess so many people, whether it be from fake pages
or real pages, or from streamers to podcasters. I just
think that's the funniest insult because it's like the furthest

(14:48):
sleep truth.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, but I think but where it hurts in the
scope of Taylor Swift, I'm very broke the person.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Then the person that DM that, unless I don't know they.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Were Taylor Swift Steve Job's daughter. Yeah, you're broke to
got to have fun with it.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
And I don't know anyone with a lot of money
that would make that many fake pages in the Finnish Liberty.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, that was when I saw y'all birthday that I
was like, nah, that's just somebody going crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
One person, Well, I want no beef with the Swifties.
I didn't love the swiftiest Taylor Swift Swifty. Yeah, that's
that's all I have on that. Please don't murder my
daughter and my family.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
No, please, don't. Happy Mother's Day to all of the mother's.
Mother's Day was yesterday. We are recording this on a Monday,
So Happy Mother's Day to all the great moms out there.
Sending lots of love and support and prayers to a
lot of moms that you know going through rough times
things like that, So shout out to the moms. Did
you go see your mom my? Mom? Let me tell

(15:43):
you about my mom thought, yeah, I thought I was
going to see my mom this weekend. My mom had
other plans. My mom is in Mexico. I love it
like that. Yeah, So I called her.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I was like, you know, I'm thinking I'm a good
son and go down see mom, you know, do the
brunch thing.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
She said, yeah, I'll be in New York Wednesday. I said, oh, perfect,
you're coming home. Perfect. I don't gotta go far, I
gotta travel. Yeah. No, just for the day to get
my nails and my head done. Okay, thinking she's gonna
get cute from others guys. No, no, no, I'm going to Mexico.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, ship it on.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
You love you too.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Mom.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
She can't even invite you to brunched in Cabo. Mom,
hope you're having fun. In Mexico. I haven't spoken to her,
serviced me spotty. Yeah, yeah, I I haven't spoken to
her today. I spoke to her yesterday, but she says
she's chilling by the pool. My aunts and everybody having
a good time. They just went down, and you know,
did your sister go, No, my sister, she didn't go.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Okay, the word I feel a way. If your sister went,
I think you should feel a way.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
But if it was just like mom, and listen, my
sister and my mom go away on vacation and didn't
call me for money, A life is beautiful. I want
to have a ball.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, I guess I have a But what y'all, well,
it didn't call up, have a blast?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Love you call me if you need anything. Hopefully don't
need anything.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
And now you could use that too. You could be like, ah,
you have Mexico money next time.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh, I can't wait to get that off. I love
getting that off now. My mom, Yeah no, we got
we got McDonald's money in the house. We got food
in the house. Mom, we ain't going out to eat
the ship.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
My mom used tod me wait when Big Max was
only two twenty nine. Yeah, you got McDonald's money. No,
we got food in the house. I can't wait to
get that off my mom.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
No, I really don't have that fool in my building.
Fast food money expensive. We had a pool right here.

Speaker 6 (17:27):
Fast food is so expensive now like why oh now,
you might as well just get when I pull up
when I pull up the value milled menu from nineteen
ninety eight. Oh yeah, ninety six.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
You know, I was going to school and I'm asking
my mom for money for McDonald's and she gave me
the whole rundown on what Harriet Tubman had to go through.
I'm just like, I just wanted a big Mac in
some friends.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Yeah them ships was like ninety six cent.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Back the hold on because the Maarage is throwing shot.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
No you could. I'm not being funny.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Part of our relationship.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Big Brother, Little sit demarus a big Mac was not
ninety six cent. I was not alive when the big
Mac was ninety six.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
They didn't have But I'm thinking, because when I was
a certain age, if we had a dollar, mean you
so you a little bit older than me, So I
thought it would be like ninety.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Big Man was never on the dollar, was it?

Speaker 5 (18:07):
It wasn't I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I didn't get making chicken. You could get that bullshit
chicken cutlet that bullshit chicken color. I was never a chicken.
MC chicken, guy, McDonald you'd rather get the Chrispy chicken.
The Chrispy chicken was where it's at, the Chrispy Chicken sandwich.
That little dollar MC chicken. Throw that ship out the window.
I was so brainwashed. I would eat mc chicken. Let

(18:29):
me get some real in my stomach and eat a
MC chicken.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
That's when that used to be a real meal. Did
you eat today?

Speaker 8 (18:37):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Not yet.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I got tough for me to eat what you're getting McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
That's your move, and then two mc chickens if you
wanted to go crazy. That was when I was going
through puberty.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I needed to.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
When I was in high school, they used to do
something called the mc gang bang.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
That was something else that wasn't no, that wasn't a
part of Ronald and them.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
It's the mc chicken, the purple guy, Ronald, Wait, what
you do?

Speaker 6 (19:01):
You put the McChicken on top of the double cheeseburger.
It was called it in between the double cheese. Wait,
you you had to order and do that yourself.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
What number was that on?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
You had to Yeah, that wasn't That.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Wasn't part of it, just asking firm if that was
not on the the mcgang bang was not on the name.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Who was No.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Number sixty nine gave it that name? Was that just
like locally up in there?

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Well, because he's went to school down in Kansas and
he said he heard of it.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Too, peas. They do not have the mcgang bang in Kansas.
I'm not rolling with that. They never called it.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
The mcgang Don't let you call it local like it
was like tomatoes in New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
It's mcgang bang season state. Who called it mcgang bang?
Who gad, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
It's I guess it was like a cultural thing of that.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
That didn't test the Five boroughs.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Well, you were your young you're younger, So this was
when we were younger. I'm old school, you're older, hack
to when we were in middle school? High school? What
year was that twenty like ten two thousand? Yeah, I was,
I was. I ain't never heard of no mcgang bang.
You wasn't eating mcdonald'st that twenty Hell yeah, I was.
That was fucking McDonald's might mighty wings at that point.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Mcgang Bang Burger is one of McDonald's most famous secret
menu items.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Oh, it's secret menu.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
The best way to.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Do it is to simply order mcdouble, a McChicken and
put it together yourself. Think back to those old commercials.
Some assembly may be required, prices and participation may vary.
That whole time they were talking about the mcgang Bang.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yo, that is crazy. That was secret code talk for
gang bang. Yeah too, he an air burger. So that's
the file of fish, the chicken, sandwich and beef like
the Big Mac. Yeah, that's just heart disease and stroke
waiting to happen.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Remember when I was working at the advertising company. Yeah,
so we have McDonald's as a client and for like
six months they put me on the mc lobster account.
So ironic the amount of like Getty images I had
to download of like high high res shots of like
the mc lobster, and like we would have to like

(21:04):
really rent out spaces to shoot the mc lobster.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
There was a mc lobster.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Yeah, I've never heard of the mc.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
And then McDonald's at one point we sent a mclobster
van to Maine and it just drove down from Maine
to Virginia and did like MC lobster pop ups.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
I'm dead as real. What was the MC lobster.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I've never I don't think it ever hit New York City.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
Lobster met Mayo based sauce lettuce, and it's served on
a toasted bun.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
It's summer only.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
As some of these typically photos.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
And typically available in New England states.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
May wait, wait, wait a fucking minute. McDonald's had lobster rolls.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yeah, but only in New England, not over here.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah. I used to take these.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Fuck I take like these fan generated photos of people
like we would run social campaigns.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Do you know what I would do for a lobster
role when I used to eat lobster. You wouldn't want
the mclobster, bro, you.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Want to fucking mick lobster.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
No, I don't do that because the file of fish
is good.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
That ship ain't real fish though. That shit is carp.
That shit is not real.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Fucking frot baby said that shit is carp. Nah baby,
they don't do that. File of fish is good. Don't
we not doing that? When the when the buns are warm,
come on, we're not doing that. I'm not pausing warm buns.
I love warm buns.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Do you always like to open those freeze packages of
vacuum sealed mc lobsters at my office?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yo? So you ate a mclobster.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
No, I would take them out of the vacuum seal
and they would give us instructions on how to like
heat it up so we could take photos of it.
It smells so fucking bad.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yo, that is crazy. I never knew McDonald's had a
mc lobster. It lasted.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
This was like summer twenty fifth teen had to be.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Now, somebody fifteen in the comments. Somebody got to tell
tell me how to mclopyr pe.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
You ever had a mclobster. Somebody got to tell me
how to mc lobster. Was, man, we need a mclobster review.
I never even knew this was a thing.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
I'm cool, Actually.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Brow much a cost? Nah man, y'all tripping to mclobster
might have mad They might have did a.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Single lobsterole cost thirty dollars In twenty twenty two. The
mclobster row, however, was three ninety nine. I'm cool not
hit nine during inflation, nine dollars from mclobster is hilarious.
And first of all, if you're in Maine, New England,
et cetera, why the fuck would you get a mc
lobster when you could get lobster the same or you
get the same ways you get a burger from McDonald's.

(23:42):
And we live in Man some of the greatest burgers
in the world. Man fair, But like, if you're out there, no,
that's different because a burger is universal everywhere. Like I
may want a quick burger, yet burgers all the time. Lobster,
no matter where you are, is kind of like a
special thing, right, So if you're in New England, wouldn't
you want to Like, all right, I'll save my money
so twice a month I can eat real lobster, not

(24:04):
run around for a nine dollars MC lobster.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
I gotta try to mc lobster. I'm sorry, were.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
You a McRib guy?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
I'm sad to say in my younger days, man, I
may have had a McRib with two that was your rib.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
That shit was so nasty that I can smell it right.
That shit tastes like a sneak of tongue.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Oh sauty sneaker tongue. Yeah, that it was just a
sneak of tongue with sauce all over it. That shit
was terrible.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
The MC lobster got discontinued in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Damn, I didn't do my job. Damn, Rory, you couldn't
make it enough. In the streets you were supposed to
hit the hood with that shit. You're supposed to take that.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
To the hood were startling, main due to rising lobster prices.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
So it wasn't you, Rory. You did your job as
a ship.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
There was not lobster in that the lobster price did
not affect the mclobster.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
I ain't gonna live, man. I would have definitely tried
to MC lobster. They lucky they didn't bring that. The
Hall of Niggas would have forgotten. Niggas would have been
smoking Dutchess eating lobster rolls every night.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I should have been outside Red Lobster onto Fifth just
trying to hand.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
You gotta go hand in hand with the MC lobster.
You say, put a red lobster right on twenty fifth Street.
That shit is never going out of business.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
I can't judge people because I was one of those people.
When I was younger, I used to eat the shrimp
from Popeyes.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Crazy, right, Yeah that's not you ain't saying nothing crazy.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
But I feel like I don't feel like you should
eat anything from a restaurant that don't specialize in that,
like Mighty Wings at McDonald's. Right, it's a red flag,
a little bit like ribs at McDonald's. It's a red flag.
But like, why are you in shrimp at Popey' from Cajun?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Like Louisian was like the popcorn shrimp.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, but it's Louisiana themed.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
That's like a big thing. Yeah, but like we're Cajun.
You don't want you put Cajun in front of it. Yeah, niggas,
you can go either when pole boy, you want a
pole boy and then do a super commercial.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
PE's with a pole boy? I know he do Hell.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah them pole boys. Josh had a po boy, Josh,
get out. I can't talk in the room with a
nigga that never had a pole boy. What you mean
I don't have a boy either? You never had a
pole boy?

Speaker 6 (26:09):
No, I live up North and I've never gone down
South and was like, you know why I should grab.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
A pole boy? Never?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Oh my.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Right now. Yeah, we gotta get you a pole boy.
You gotta get a poe boy.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
What about City Island, right, isn't it that thing that
they do up in the Bronx or whatever?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
You Yeah, you get a pop uh. I don't know
if I want that to be your first po boy though.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yeah, I feel like I got to go to Louisiana.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Oh yeah, you go to Louisiana.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
City Islands po boy with the side of violence. Yeah,
you may not even get a chance to eat it.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah. City Island is a poe boy with the side
of a folding chip side your head. Man, you know
what I'm saying. It's all good.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
City Island is It's such deception because you get off
the bridge and it's like the most beautiful area. You're like,
I cannot believe it's the Bronx and they look at
the harbor of the water. Then you get to the
end of that street and see the gang violence.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Yeah, you go out.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
You you go to Seafood City in the wrong nighties
is in the parking lot having the meeting anything. Yeah,
you might want to get up out of there. I'm
just letting you know. When the street lights come on,
I'm getting right back on. Yeah, you don't want to
see the thing needs at sea Woom City. Trust me,
trust me when them niggas is did just go to
another spot?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Man? Fuck it.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
How like the people that live there full time have
not complained is beyond me?

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Oh no, they complain and like the locals. Yeah, you
know how hard it is to get like a place
in City Island.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I mean it's generation to generation. Yeah, you can't get
You're not going to just move the City Island. That
don't happen. You know, somebody's you're moving to City Island.
Somebody they know owned something and gave it to them,
Like yo, you could take my house for sure.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
You're not just moving to City Island. That's not happening. Yeah,
you got to deal with that.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
And then like possibly a dead body just coming up
onto your.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Beach, that's part of it.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
The lord, it's murders, great strength, it's high time, low tide.
It smells like shit, hot, smells.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Like smells like bodies in the water.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, where how do you even get on this? Some
times I haven't know how much a value meal costs. Now, Yeah, yeah,
you might as well just get a poe boy in
Louisiana for with that cost. Now do you think the
dollar menu is what they like.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Eased us in to deceive us?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Because before the dollar menu, I kind of feel like
it was like three dollars for a combo meal. Then
they started moving those items and separating them for a dollar.
Then you get like five things on dollar menu should
be seven something, and that pushed the combo shit up
to like twelve dollars.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Whoever came up with that should.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Be like a general in Israel right now, because how
did you do that to us? You really made fast
food cost the same.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
As Applebee's McDonald's in Dubai is crazy, you know, Oh
my god, they have so many different chicken sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
They got pissed in the soda fountain.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
See, it can't be normal.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
It just has so many.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I'm the one that's not normal, right what goes on
to Dubai. I'm the one that's on.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
That's not everywhere. That goes on right in Manhatan right now,
right on the corner. Actually yeah, but it's a little
rubbin tug spot. You keep parking in front of.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Option at least there, like you have to be behind
the curtain. I think and like they'll turn some music
on one can hear it. I think it's just like
from just out in the open. It comes with your
section before Dubais.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
It's cool, it's just a little it's turned up, turned
up for me really.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
One of my favorite YouTubers shout out to a Leah Face.
She lives there and like show vlog like her living experience,
and it seems she said, it's a really nice place
to like live, like she goes jogging at nights.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
She's like, I could never do this in New York City.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
I would never feel comfortable doing this, she said, But
in Tobia, it's like one of the safest places.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
And it's definitely one of the women for sure.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, I feel like a lot of content creators moved
out there. Yeah is that true, because I've definitely seen that,
like in my algorithm of all these people just buying
houses in Dubai.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Probably probably some some tax related. It's always tax related always.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
But I never understand because I've never like done the research.
But is it super strict or is it not? Like
to some people, it sounds like it's the wild wild West,
like literally you can do anything, shit on anyone get
a Lamborghini for ten dollars just for the night. Then
I hear other people like, yo, if you even smoke weed,
you're going to jail for life.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
If you get I mean, I don't know, don't let
me get the line. I don't know how strictly, I'm
sure there are very strict rules and laws over there,
But just like anywhere else, man, you find a little pocket,
a little cult over there with that shit is readily available,
weed smoking and shit like that, Like it's like anywhere else.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
So I just looked it up.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Transporting that shit did though. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Dubai has been actively attracting digital content creators with its
Creators HQ Initiative and Golden Visa program. So the Golden
Visa that if you're an eligible creator, they'll give you
a ten year renewable residency permit and they'll give you
like they have an incubation center offering resources and support
for content creators. They're helping with relocation and business set up.

(30:55):
So they're offering they want to become a content creation hub.
So they're offering a lot of incentives. Probably why you're
seeing so many creators move there.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Okay, well you were saying, what was so crazy about
the McDonald's and Dubai.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
The chicken sandwiches. Okay, it's like seven different types of
chicken sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Gotch you because then the KFC and like Trinidad is
supposed to be way better I heard.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
I'm pretty sure you can see that being better, anything
better than America.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I mean, shit, they're diluting the tequila now, and which
is crazy because the bars and clubs do that already.
So now this shit is more stepped on than anything. Yeah, man,
you know it's listen, drugs, alcohol, This is all o
regno and bacon, soda.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
It's all the same, man, it's all the same. Once
the government got a hand on it, they're gonna try
to cut it.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah. But even it was what Cosumigos and Don Julio,
just the two that we all drink all the time.
Diagio too. Look at Puff getting his look back.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Mmm. I think that was.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Part of Puff's plea deal that we don't know about yet.
To say, Snitched said, I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
How they cut I'll tell you where they cutting it
at Frank Lucas going straight to the source. Damn Diagio.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Okay, what does it say a corn syrup that they
put in there that I mean, but it again, I
don't everything's cut like this doesn't shock me.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yeah at this point, like I don't what is to me?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
It's worse than like when they put the bottom shelf
tequila in the Costumeigo bottle and then I'm like, oh,
this is not Costmos.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
You're not about to tell me that.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
But maybe it was the whole time and I was
just having the corn syrup batch.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Just to clarify Costa Migos and Downholi are owned by Diagio.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Yeah, okay, I wanted to listen to us.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, no's yeah, I mean, I don't know. Was this
devastating to you Demarus?

Speaker 6 (32:50):
Yeah, but like at the same time, no, because I'm
not surprised. Like to be honest, that's not good tequila anyway.
It's good to us because it's it's easier for us
to drink because it has sugar in it. It's very
sugary tequila. It's not good quality to.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yeah, that's what they tell you. In Mexico City.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Last year, for my birthday, we went to one of
those mes Cow tequila tastings, like the real Ship with
the history and the expert and the fucking mountains with
the smoky shit. Listen, that shit tastes like fucking premium gas.
My chest hurts so much drinking the pure shit, Like
I'm pussy, I'll take this version like that mascot. I

(33:31):
was breathing weird for two days.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I've never had my chest hurt. It's so smoky, Like.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
I thought I was having an asthma tech when I
took a sip and it was like seven lined up.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
You know, they have like the beer tastings.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Because you probably were doing mes cow.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
That's why mess Kyle tastes like smoke, Like it tastes
like you smoke, like you smoked the drink.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yeah, they actually, you know, like the what is it palom.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
No, not always for mescow. Mesky is smoky because of
the way that it's aged.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
And they legitimately like out there will dig a hole
and it's like smoked out for sure. And we were
having that pure.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Shit like that's like moonshine Dog.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
It tasted like a shot of Everclear while I was
smoking Reggie at the same time.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
The first time I took a shot of moonshine down
south of my uncle's I couldn't feel my feet. I said, well,
you niggas are sitting around drinking every day.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
They gave me not even a tiny half of a
shot just to taste it.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
I was like, nah, that shit had you sweating, Yeah, worried, anxious, Like, nah,
I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
My dad every year goes to a Picgaros in South
Carolina with some of his like criminal friends, and he
brings back moonshine every year, and every year I'm like,
I'm gonna like it.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
This top is terrible. Actually tastes like gasoline.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
When I was the first time when I snuck some
from I think that was the first time I saw
like facial hair for the first time.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
He was right after that. Shit.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Yeah, have you guys ever had absinthe? Who absynthe?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
I love?

Speaker 6 (34:57):
So it's an anice flavored spirit derived from several plants,
but like sometimes it don't have like the worm in it.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh yeah, and it's supposed to make you horny.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
No hallucinate, Oh yeah, no cool?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Oh yeah, I saw that euro Trip a movie. Oh okay,
it's it for white people just passed from Yeah, Like
why do people want to hallucinate? Though? Like? Why why
would you drink something knowing that you're about to start
seeing all kind of shit.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Get in touch with the earth. That's why people take
s rooms.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Just take your sneakers off and go walk in the park.
We get in touch with the earth.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
It's more a spiritual level. Brain waves is different. See
the other side.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
No, I don't want to hallucinate. Don't, don't give me nothing.
You could be hallucinating right now. You just don't know it.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
That could actually be how the earth really is. Yeah,
you didn't see inception.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Yeah, this could be not reality, Like where's your token?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
You don't even know.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
When your brain produces d MT, you start dreaming. That
could be the real world. This could be lack of
d MT. And now we're hallucinating without we're actually having
with draws and this is what we say.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
So you don't listen to enough Joe Rogan, bro that's
a problem. So so I'm I'm having the same dream
over and over for the last twelve years. Yeah of podcasting. Yeah, well,
who the fuck? Can somebody wake me.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
To fuck take the drugs?

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yeah? Third eye. Nah, I don't want to hallucinating. Shit,
I can't do hallucinating.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
When you drank the shroom tea with belly. That was
definitely not enough to hallucinate, but you feel a little different.
I definitely feel it, but that that was just the
It was like if you smoke some really good weed,
like you get that body. It gave me like a
body high, but I didn't. I wasn't hallucinating, though I
feel like, I mean, I haven't done acid, but I
feel like that'd be too much for you. But a
proper shroom trip, I think would elevate you. I think

(36:44):
you look at the world differently.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Oh yeah, I know, I know I'm gonna do the yahuasca.
Listen my cousin shout out to my cousin, d Man,
He's he's done, he's done. He's done the ceremony at
least three times now.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
My therapist sent me a resort in coast Or that
her and her husband did that I was looking at. Yeah,
but that's like I had a plan for like twenty
twenty six July. Don't talk to me for that entire month, you.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Know, Mom'm scared to do it. I think I would
show completely changes if I take it.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I think my life changes. Yeah, but like I don't
know if different, that's something. We become different people.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
If I look at this, it like yo, this is evil,
like this is not a healthy brand, Like ah.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't know. Man, we
gotta talk to the volume that us off the ayahuasca.
We might need to, so.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Let's do it after negotiations that ass.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yo, just so we you're gonna be a completely different person.
Like I'm gonna sit here and be a different person.
I know that. I've seen people that take it and
I'm like, they're not with Like my cousin is still
he's still who he is, but his entire energy and
vibe and everything has just completely completely changed. Like he
doesn't I don't know if he even cursed yells like

(38:00):
he's just a completely different person.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
There. That's fire, But yeah, he couldn't be a podcaster
doing that, or.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
You do that as a podcast and let your audience
watch you go through these different stages.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Let me let you, let me let you know something, baby,
our audience will give a fuck about our mental health,
what they.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Care about it or anything healthy in general.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
They want us to make them laugh, make sexually crude jokes,
talk about celebrities and talk about our lives.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
That's what they want.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Nah, I think it's a little more than that. I
think they take that with it, but I think it's more.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I mean, I want to do it regardless, Like if
it ruins this career, then that's what That's what the
ayahuasca wanted.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Elevated.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Elevate to the next one. Elevate to the next one.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
We am I to stopped with the ayahuasca one. What
would really be interesting is if one of us takes it,
just one just one of us takes it. It's just
you talking and them just like, yeah, let me just
see the analyze you like it, just break down, like
help you see what you're going through. Yeah, I think
that would be dope.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
We should do an episode one day where one of
us is on shrooms in the audio doesn't know and
they try to guess, or like one of us is
drunk and the audience doesn't know and they try to guess.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
That that one time I took that weed gummy. Yeah,
and no one knew.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
They liked that episode.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
He remember he took that gummy that they gave us
when we were doing an ad.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Oh yes, yes, that one was brough. Those gummies were
good actually though. They gave me a nice vibe. I
should take those whenever we had to get on the flight.
The only thing that actually has me scared with the
Iyohwasker thing is like you just get a bucket. Yeah,
like just throw up all your emotions, just throwing up
in trauma and shipping wherever the fuck?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah, you go like a She's like, you get like
a little habit, like a little barn and like a
little bunny rabbit.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yeah, you just gotta like ship right there. And so
I'm like where you sleep, like wherever you.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Lay, whoever, wherever you want to live. Yeah, I don't
want no ship like that.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
But she also said that like any vice she had,
like drinking. She said, smoked weed a lot. The moment
the ceremony was over, like because the.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Whole week a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, so never even had a single urge to even
look at we not even a tiny bit.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yeah, okay, so who goes there? Oh? Sorry are you?

Speaker 6 (40:15):
It's like y'all are trip in this episode? Y'all elevators
just the light I think it's Benner probably, oh, oh
Scotch Okay, okay, we have guests in the in the
office guy.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, that scotch around me?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Is your name Scotty? Like like you're like Denzel and Flight.
I'm drunk right now.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
I'm drunk right now.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
The twenty twenty five BT Award nominations are in You
Do Not Care, I Do Care.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
That's one of the few award shows I think that
we still support is the BT Awards. But the nominations
are in alm yea uh but Maried Okay, this is
nomination How many some sexy songs for you? Breaking Party,
next Door eleven eleven Deluxe, Chris Brown, Alligator Bites, Never Hell, Doci, Cowboy, Carter, Beyonce, Glorious,
gloriala gr next Kendrick Lamar, hurry up Tomorrow, the weekend,

(41:11):
and we don't trust you future in metro Boom. That's
a lot. That's a tough category. That's a lot of
like music and they should have cut that down. Yeah,
that's like all everybody in one category. Who do you
have to Beyonce if she agrees to.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Show up, I would give it to Beyonce. But she's
not going to show up, so they're not going to
give it to her. But I would give it to
Chris Brown. M that eleven eleven albums though.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
It is, but he's on tour, Kendrick's on tour. Yes,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
I can see Kendrick going to the Big t Awards
with the year that he's had.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Year a stadium. When is this actually film to beatwards?
I feel like it's July. June is when they shoot
and they come out after it. But I mean, yeah,
if it works for a schedule. But either way, I
do think Kendrick and gn X is going to clean
up in every category. But yeah, I think that's actually great.

(42:11):
Maybe music doesn't suck because that's a great fucking category.
If we're debating, anyone could actually win this besides the weekend,
and I think it'd be fine.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
I'm sorry you could have just said anybody going this tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
It's cool.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
But compared to we don't trust You, gn X, Cowboy Carter,
Alligator Bites, eleven eleven Deluxe and some sexy songs for you, no,
it doesn't compare.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Okay, so we don't trust you. Hurry up tomorrow. We
don't trust you, and hurry up tomorrow. I'm not gonna win.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I don't think Glorilla would win either just because what
is up there, not because that album isn't good.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
Shout out of all of those albums, she had one
of my favorites.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I think didn't all of these didn't. All of these
albums pretty much come out last year. Yeah, yeah, if
it's whatever in the cycle, whatever dates they picked for everything,
what's it because some sexy songs you just came out
with February? Yeah, yeah, it's probably from Cowboy Carter came out.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Win Cowboy Carter came out March two or April, one
of them, Yeah, March or April.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I say, either Beyonce or Kendrick of last year, though
I think uh, Drake and Party UMG has too many ties.
It's to Viacom and BEG, even though I think BT
separated from Viacom.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
But yeah, too many ties.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I don't think Drake's gonna win a thing that category.
Beyonce or Kendrick, I'm going there.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Best Female R and B Pop Artist, Ari Lennox, Irish Star, Ara, Star,
Coco Jones, Kailani Money Long, Summer Walker, Scizzor, and Victoria Monet. Yeah, Sizza,
I'll probably get that. Best Male R and B Pop.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Artist Bruno, Mars, Chris Brown, Drake Friday, Leon Thomas, Teddy
Swims The Weekend and Usher.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Leon or Chris Brown will win.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, I think Leon should win, But yeah, I'm going
either Leon or Chris. I mean, listen, Teddy is amazing,
but is that allowed?

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:10):
Justin Timberlake. Don't want a couple of BT Awards.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, yeah, but I have two BAT Awards in my house,
and I feel with Teddy, I guess he's R and B. Yeah,
he's definitely ARMA. I mean it went pop, that's pop stuff,
but it means there. But I mean outside of that,
we don't have to go through everything. Best Collaboration maybe
would be the only other category that I think is noteworthy.

(44:35):
Thirty for thirty says at Kendrick Alter, Ego, Doci and
j T are you even real? Teddy Swims and give On,
which is fucking incredible, Beckham d Bills kyl of a
whole bunch of people, Blessed, Lil Wayne Neng Thug like
that Future Metro Boom and Kendrick Luther, Sticky with Tyler
and Glorilla, Sexy Red, Timeless, The Weekend and Playboy Cardi.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Luther is gonna win that, but Sticky is a strong
contender too.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
If they get to perform that record, I think it wins.
And I could see Tyler doing the BT warts.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I could see Tyler doing what song is Sticky.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
It's like a Martian band joint. That record is crazy sticky.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
Sticky sticky. Let us bitch step inside, we popping ship.
You remember when Tyler's album came out, it was like
the main like single, like the big one.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
There's too much ship out here to listen to.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Man, if you heard the record, you would know I'm forgetting.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
All of this ship. Man. Y'all know I'm terrible with titles,
but once I hear a song, I'm like, okay.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
You definitely know which joint that is. Okay, But I mean,
we always support the BET Awards here. I look forward
to it, y'all trying to go what's up.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
I don't know if the actual awards, if there's work.
I hate though. I hate award shows, like actually sitting
there watching the productions. Man, it's just a long sitting there,
a lot of shit over and over.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Like wait, like if they fox, they got to do
it like over, Yeah, it's not live. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
So you're like if somebody come out and stumble fall something,
you know, running from the top. Yeah, oh my absolutely god.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
I never thought about that.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
I mean the ones that are alive are delayed, they
don't do that. But you also can't move until like
a possible commercial break. But if it's only a thirty
second one, then you can't go. Like, yes, it's not fun.
That's why people That's why people are pissed off, not
when they lose.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
It's like, why did I sit here?

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
The fuck was the point of coming out here? Like
what did all this to lose?

Speaker 6 (46:37):
It's good, it's good for your brand, like you need
to be you need to be seen and in the
place and stuff like that. Oh, speaking of which, I'm
signing up for acting classes. Sorry, I'm signed up for
acting classes. Do you want to come with me?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Are they there's it like improv or like acting?

Speaker 5 (46:50):
It's going to be acting classes.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Okay, yes, infam I might be done.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Me and Rory want to be actors. More.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Welcome to the club. Oscar could get us there. Oh
definitely no.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
We wouldn't want to be in Hollywood. Off the ayahuasca.
We will see all the evil people.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Oh it was ayahuasca. Really Hollywood. Mmm, see not even time.
That's it's not even you know, it's not even registering.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
I feel like after the Ayahuasca, I could like play
the remake of Sean Penn I Am Sam. I think
after Ayahuasca would smoke that Rokie, Like if I really
dug deep.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I was, he would be like an amazing Brad Pitt
and meet Joe Black. I think that's like, I think
that role. I think that's babe for you off the Ayahuasca.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
It's gonna be a up question because I haven't seen
I Am Sam since it probably came out and I
was a kid. I remember him having a daughter and
scream about pancakes.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
How did he get a daughter? Oh you know how
he got it? No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I really don't remember the movie like that. I was
a child when it came out. I was really young.
I just remember a scene about bringing about pancakes and
his daughter was sitting across the room.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
And then I got older, I was like, how do
you get a daughter? Do I have the plot right?
I'm really asking?

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Oh so, I guess he so?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
That wasn't his bad answer. That's gonna make me look
like a dick.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
It would it wasn't his daughter? I think? Oh no,
it really was his daughter Lucy. Why are y'all laughing?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I'm not laughing, all.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Right, No, Lucy in Dakota Fanning player.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yes, that was Dakota Fitning. So how did Lucy get
in the picture?

Speaker 5 (48:38):
He fucked her mother? She was a homeless are maids. No, well,
it was a homeless woman and she abandoned her.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
I've never seen a movie. What's so funny? Oh I did?

Speaker 5 (48:54):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
That's why I'm laughing. And the marriage she don't know
the movie just reading? Oh I didn't.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
I didn't know. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Oh holy, it was just a pure innocence of Jamoricia.
Like I'm like, almost has.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
No idea about saying yeah, okay, that didn't make it
any better, but we still don't know.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
Well, it says he's well adjusted and has a supportive
group of friends with disabilities as well.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
No, I'm not taking anything. Everybody's the whole cruise sick.
Please put a bleep.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Anyways, Oh my god, I knew Demeris had no idea
what that movie was about.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
Oh I really did. I've never seen it before. So
I'm just like, now, I have to watch it. I
feel bad. I want to like get context. He seems
like a nice guy, is it.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Yeah, that movie was like legendary. No, it's a classic movie.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I just really have not seen it since I was
a kid, so I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
I don't feel like the Koda fan and get her
flowers Dakota Fann had been acting her ass off since
like a ghit. But I will end up watching I
Am Sam's just so that I know exactly what you
guys are laughing at are terrible people.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
We're not laughing at anything.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I don't remember the plot. I just remember that one scene,
and I know it's talked about as a classic.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
That's all I was. That's all I was getting at.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
M H.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
If you had a dream role, like if you could
think of a role that like you've seen someone act
before and you would like to be that good and
act in that kind.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Of role, what would it be?

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Hmm, that's a that's a good question.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Mine would be joker, Joker in the dark Knight. If
I could embody a role like that, like embody it
like that. But that's a very very high goal.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Okay, so if you went that route, because I agree
with you. Joker would be just any type of villain
that's played with like sickness out. Yeah, I'm with you
on that all the way. I'll go the emotional route.
Jim Carrey in a heartless spotted whatever the fuck, heartless
mind of the spotted whatever, classic movie.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Like Eternal SunShot at Spotless Mind, It's.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Everything, classic movie. Love that and like you know, you
just got to look sad on the Long Island Railroad.
I've done that a million times, Like I.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Could definitely.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
And like I've definitely wanted to get the process where
you could just take somebody out of your brain forever,
like I've been there, and now that there's the technology
in this movie, like what's sonyd act Ma?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Would you say?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
What?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I act every day?

Speaker 5 (51:36):
I know, but I mean I know, but I mean
like for real, like you know, like it really acts.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yeah. I was talking to shout Out on my apps.
I've been talking to him a lot about getting into
acting things like that. I thought about it.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
I think you can take classes, not with us. We
know you don't want to do ship with us, but
I think you should take classes.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
We're just gonna just go right past that.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, I've just been talking to Omar Epps about getting
into acting.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
I know he listens to the show.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I've DMed with him as well, but I just don't
casually be like, yeah, you know, I got a little
acting mentor right now.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
I'm thinking about it. I don't like the.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Mental because I'm not acting yet. But he is somebody
that I speak to about getting into it though.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
He would be a great person to learn. Oh. One
of my favorite actors for sure. Yeah, and just a solid,
solid individual. Shout out to Omar, what would be your
first role?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
I feel like out the Gate you would have to
not go with like Kane or Gang bangor three, Like,
you would have to do something that would get you
out of being tight. I would definitely want to be
in a movie that's like kind of I guess not acting,
because I could see myself really being in that type
of situation, like high school New York, having.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Friends, getting into a little bullshit in the streets. But
that's acting, but it's not because I could really see that,
Like I probably lived that exactly. You are still from
that exactly.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
Well, I love you like a lot. I want to
preface with that, you think you could play a high schooler?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yeah, Okay, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
I mean when you do go look at like the
credits for high school movies, they do end up being
like thirty look.

Speaker 6 (53:19):
At TI listen, t I was oldest fucking ato.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Absolutely well, it does usually happen.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
When I was looking it up, it says that you're
supposed to have an acting age range of five years,
like from one age to one age, and it should
be five years in between, but your real age should
be somewhere in there. So I was trying to figure out,
like what age I can play, but I have to
include thirty one in those years. So I'm like, Okay,
I feel like I could do twenty seven to thirty two.

(53:46):
I feel like I could get twenty seven and thirty
two off, because I don't think I could do thirty
to thirty five. I don't think I could get off
being thirty five years old.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
I could definitely play you can depending on the aesthetic.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yeah, hair and makeup, Yeah absolutely, If I shaved my
beard and shave most of my hair on mine and
you would be rimmy and high learning that too. But
I'm really trying to get that Channing Tatum role and
coach Carter. I could definitely get that role. Yeah, because
he didn't say anything.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Really at all. He just sat there. He was just
a rebounder.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
He just put he just cut the sleeve office T
shirt and put it on his head, which I did
in high school for football.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
I could play that role. High school movies that have
like basketball in it are so funny to watch. It's like, Yo,
these actors cannot play basketball at all, Like y'all look
crazy trying to act like y'all playing basketball.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
And I could never act like I would ask Ashanti
to get an abortion. I wouldn't even know how to
How do you even get what was the name of
that actor? He deserves a fucking award. Looking at Shanti
dead in her face, he's like, not get rid of that.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
It has a baby fat coat on, Like come on,
you know the baby fat that's the number one abortion
clinic coat like this and hides a lot. Yeah, you
know they when they come out the clinic with that
baby fat coat on, it's like, you know she got
ready that well, we got to go pick up the
prescription that CVS. So we're gonna walk over there real quick.
You know that route right there right man? That look
at baby d baby, do you got a baby fat

(55:10):
coat on coming out the clinic.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
No, I did not get pregnant in high school, but
you're funny, ast ship.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
That wasn't the number one coat was It was a
baby fat coat on. She either got an abortion, or
she's hiding her pregnancy, or she's on her way to
go have sex where she will get pregnant exactly. Either
it's just a fertile coat.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
It comes with it.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Comes with the baby bump. It could zip out out
of the baby fat coat if you look at the panel.
Comes with actual baby names, and they're all Camora and
alphabetic quarter.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
Camara, Paris.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Don't do that, yo, melody for sure, Yo, baby melodies
have been killed in a baby baby definitely won't paying
pastries when she was over, I.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Love pastries you had. I was joking, I was, I
was a really past Yeah you can't. It's like ten
years old when pastries dropped. They were colorful sneakers. Yeah,
my parents bought them for me. I was like ten
years old when pastries.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Yeah, I keep forgetting a yeah and forget. I mean
it's respectfully. Jameric's ghetto as fucked. I don't know, Oh no,
I know, I know, I know exactly how ghetto she is.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
Yeah, yeah, well definitely South, definitely cartoon coat. I had
the cartoon colt get I was cartoon cold ghetto. The
skintles jacket, Yeah, I ran my race now. Tweet bird
like tweet bird.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Anytime you've seen a boy win a like a tweety
bird or eminem jacket. He bite They bite the ship out.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
First of all, don't don't do that. He could bite
out your burrow. Ran the fucking cookie monster Elmo shirt.
It was different than into the They was cutting niggas
you see.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Under the Elmo.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Walking down Third Aven and getting cut by somebody in
a cookie Monsters live.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
We lived through some nasty errors.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Man.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Remember when they tried the Japanese symbol us with with
the with the baseball hats. Of course, nasty time the Yankees.
That's not Yankees. They don't wear those. Darry Cheeah never
played in that. No, it was when.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Matt Sue came That's that when they did it. Yeah, No,
it wasn't each. It was when Matt Sue came Field.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
No, we have that changed because you might be right
now the about it and that's racing. Because I was
in high school and that Yeah, that was definitely that.
The MLB is crazy for that campaign. The Japanese symbol.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Hats because Matt Suey got one, nast chi Rod got
a crazy contract. That was like the time when the
you know, were they all from Japan or trunk?

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Matt was Japanese. I don't want to get that wrong, Matt.
So it was definitely his nickname was Godzilla, right, yeah, yeah,
we're so oh my god, stay.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Over here that anyone that's asient to be like, yo, no,
you don't.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
You don't know how racist it is, baby. I think
they introlled him at the stadium. He came out of
Godzilla like he might have walked out of Godzilla's stomach,
use some crazy shit like that, Like that's how like,
that's how deaf to tone death the Yankees. Stein Brenner
didn't give a fuck once he signed that check. You listen,
you're gonna walk out of the Godzilla right onto Jerome Avenue.
We don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
And the place on the fucking train absolutely what once
you saw that deal's over?

Speaker 3 (58:33):
I own you.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
And what's funny is he looked forty five and played
like he was twenty one.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Matt, who Yeah, Oh, he was a problem. He was
a beast. How do we even get on that? Ya?

Speaker 6 (58:40):
We just we y app and we haven't had a
chance to catch up with each other. We've been having
back to back to back guests, which we love, but
it doesn't give us time to talk about the dumb
shit that we talk about because we don't want to
embarrass ourselves in front of company.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Right thinking about that mezcal just having flashbacks. Top one
worst hangover I ever had a zod and Brick got
me a massage for my birthday the next day and
I didn't want to cancel.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
I was like, people, don't get me things, this will
be nice.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
I laid on the bathroom floor of the massage place,
threw up everywhere, and then got onto the massage tape
in the other room. Five minutes in, I said, can
I get up and lay on the floor police and
laid in the fetal position for the whole hour massage.
I was like, you used turn the air on and
closed door.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Wow, how do y'all drink like that?

Speaker 5 (59:25):
I don't he was wilding.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I didn't know what I was.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
I didn't know it was drinking fucking gasoline.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Oh you didn't know how. Oh yeah, okay, we.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Was drinking the pure shit. That was the worst hangover
I ever had in my life. Yeah, Like, it took
like three or four days just to get back to zero.

Speaker 6 (59:39):
I'm getting Rory drunk with me next month. I want
to see how he how he handles that.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Why next month's next month.

Speaker 6 (59:46):
We have an event to go to, but he gonna
be with me. Oh and but we got to record
the next day. We're gonna be here the next day,
so you're gonna see us.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Now.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I know they're cutting the dope. I mean it might
be sofer at that point.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
But they're not to clarify that. They're not cutting it
with They're just not using piragab. They're using cane sugar instead.
It's still the same amount of alcohol. It's just not
as good for you. It's like some juice, some pulp.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
That's all it is. We got voicemails.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
You've got mail, all right, Well, this episode of Voicemails
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Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Rory. Yes, sir, roll will help you grow. Listen what man?
It will actually had thirty five?

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Now, yeah, you need it, need a little when your
shoulders start hurting it get a little leading.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
It's all connected. There you go, everything the voicemail, what
up pod crew?

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
What up?

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Page Love? What y'all have been doing?

Speaker 8 (01:00:39):
Man, y'all have really been pod y'all's asses off as
of late. And I always think y'all pot y'all's ass
is off.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
But I'll be on Redit sometimes but a.

Speaker 8 (01:00:48):
So on Patreon, y'all were talking about saying, Hey, this
is all your dick, and then Maul said, somebody gonna
laugh at that afterwards, and it made me start thinking, like,
I'm in a five year relationship. So when me and
my girl have, you know, get down to business and
we like something funny happens, or we say something that's outlandish,

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we kind of, you know, laugh in the moment and
just keep going. But I think we all know it's
a little different if it's a one night's stand. So
I was asking, y'all, what are some of those embarrassing
type sex moments that maybe you've experienced or heard about
that kind of would have been different in a relationship setting,

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Like even like the quick fart or whatever, that's like
the simple shit. I'm talking about some wild shit like
the chicks screaming, where the whole apartment complex. Can hear
it for the whole night or whatever. I'm just trying
to try and see what y'all are on and de
mayors chill out with the mysteriousness.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
For this one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Yeah, he want to hear you. He want to hear
your story, baby Yeah? Is that she wanted to hear
somebody and asking Baby D for her sex stories? Why
is it a five year Relationshi? That might be cheating.
That's not cheap, that's cheating. Oh no, voicemail, that's crazy,
that's cheating. That'sking us isn't cheating, But that's cheating.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Well, first of all, if you take if you take
the row no One, there's nothing to laugh at. Yeah,
we're getting down to businessusiness. Nobody's gonna be giggling. Business
time will nothing funny. Right with that said, I mean,
I told the story a long time ago, so I
guess I can tell it again. But I told this
like twenty twenty one when I had a threesome and

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then one of the girls blew up my bathroom the
next morning. Oh, you're like the point that like I
had to leave the master bedroom. Yeah, like me and
the other girl. That's when we started bonding. Yeah, that's
when that's when she got worried in the three summer
of Like, yo, if you guys go off and do
something else that's fucked up, Like yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
You shouldn't have blown up the fucking bathroom. We can't breathe,
we can't gotta go out. It's just stink kabooz.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Even fucking eggo waffles out the stab.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Your kobboo stinks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
So yeah, that was embarrassing on the other end, or
more funny.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
A funny moment I had And it was the first
time me and this girl had sex her, was it
iu d Yeah, it came out nice. No, Darryl, we
didn't know. We didn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
We go with this ship. Go ahead, moms. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry bad.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
I'm just telling you a real story. So she couldn't
she couldn't feel it, so literally, this is the first
time we had hung out, hooked up that night, Like
she's laying on the bed like legs all the way back,
like I'm like two fingers inside her vagina trying to
find it because she's like, yo, like I have an
iud like I can't feel it. We shaking the sheets

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we look at I'm talking about everywhere. What if it
hit you in the face after you? I mean, so
be it. But she finally she went in the shower
and she was in the shower and she was like,
you know, she was standing, she was watching. She felt something.
So she's like she squat down and literally like fell out.
She was like, y'all found it? Like she just yelled
I found it from the shower. And I was like,

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we didn't fuck in the shower. She was like, it
literally just fell out. Did you put it back in me? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
You know, you're not really qualified. He's not really qualified.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Wait to sleep, But you're calling hi big dig Darryl.
The iu D is that far up?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
What's the thing that you can like really feel with
your fingers.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
That's like probably like a period disc or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Like that, is there like some burth control shit? I
remember in high school fingering a girl and I was
touching that and I was like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
WHOA, what's this something?

Speaker 7 (01:04:24):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
I think he's talking about the sponge that you used
to put the spermicide on that you can stack. They
used to slide up inside you, remember spermacide? You gotta
go anywhere yet, you're a tropical fantasy. Was in every
store they had fruit punch.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
No forgot.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
I felt like that wasn't a thing, like by the
time I started having sex, but I read about it
and stuff in health class, like spermacide was like a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Yes, that's what niggas in the ninety store was gonna
stop them from getting AIDS.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Hold on, I need to know the thinking of how
that's that's stopping AIDS.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
People were stupid. Just buy it at CBS. They was like, yo,
look it got spermicide in it. That she kills everything. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
My favorite myth when we were younger was, uh, when
semen hits air, it's dead.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
That's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
That's not true at all, Like nah nah put up.
It was on, but like it hit the air and
like they become fucking scientists.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Are not true.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
And when it hits oxygen it's no longer. That's it's
not true.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
I'm telling you it's notes. Doctly told me that ship
and thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Sperm dies quickly when it'sposed to air. It says it
can live for up to thirty minutes once outside of body.

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
Thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
That's a long ass time. Thirty minutes too long for
that one night's sting. Yeah, you gotta go let that
ship drip out.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Did y'all know that plan bees don't work when you ovulating?
Did y'all know that? No? Now you know, I just
thought i'd.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
Tell you that plan bees don't work when you're If
you've already if the egg already dropped, baby, ain't nohing
you could do. The purpose of a plan B is
to delay the egg dropping, so that delays the sperm
getting to the egg like terrors.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Yeah, so if the if the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Didn't have pre check, that's all.

Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
If the egg has already come out and you get
nuted in you asked out. No matter when you take
the plan. You could take that ship right afterd a
nuhe hit you and it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
I mean, hypothetically, if I ever bought plan bes for women,
I've never They've never been like chill, I'm ovulating, save
your fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
I've never heard that one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Most women also don't know that. My friend found that
out the hard way, And.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
I mean if she said that, I'd be like chill,
my nut hit the air. You could I had the
windows over it. The fan was oscillating. Yo, I gotta
humidify sperm. Not much air cannot survive. Hmidifier is fucking

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killing me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
I got to humidify air for Ryan like whatever. Like yeah,
like spreading, spreading beef curtains. I'm gonna take the fan
and just that's the problem. You don't let it air out.
You gotta let that pussy air out at the that's
the problem. A lot of y'all just close your legs
and just nas keep that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
Just you gotta run up and run to the bathroom
and squeeze with all your might, yall that ship out of.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
There and be walking like penguin.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
What is with this episode? This episode is so fucking off.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Because this episode of Voicemails, this is brought to you
by road Sparks. That's row will help you grow. You
put it right into your tongue, let it dissolve, and
then you get to business. It is what it is.
It's like in beads setting the scream. Baby, it's time
to shoot it. Just to make it clear. When Roe
enters your body, it's just not kill. It does not killing.
Like we are seeing very good. Yeah, let's be very

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clear about that road. Sparks will not stop me from
getting pregnant, very very you mix your row with air, yes,
it's not gonna stop it from getting pregnant. Man, we
got another boy, Smill. I mean, do we not have
anything in better d from Jersey?

Speaker 9 (01:08:06):
I was actually the guy that gave Rory the car
that got him out of a few tickets and a
toad car.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Oh, I'm glad I answered the phone that day. But
this speaks to my profession. I have one question.

Speaker 9 (01:08:18):
I'll give you a little backstory, not too deep. I
can't stand one of these motherfuckers that I work with,
so I make sure that since we share the same car,
I do things to kind of get back at them
without really you know, stirring up hot too much.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
So I'll do things.

Speaker 9 (01:08:35):
I'll leave the car on e or I'll turn the
radio up like as loud as it can go before
I turn the car off. So when they turn that
shit on, it scares the fuck out of them. Just
gives me a little bit more peace in my life.
My question is what is your favorite ways to be
petty against somebody?

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
You know?

Speaker 9 (01:08:53):
Maybe not somebody that you actually want to do harm too,
but you want to get them back for whatever they
did that wronged you love the pod.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
I've been to.

Speaker 9 (01:09:02):
Both New York shows outside of the musical one and
the Philly show as well.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Keep going, guys, thank you appreciate that man. Those cars, Yes,
for sure they have. They have helped me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
I think it's funny that they actually called them. That
must have been when I had a suspended license and
an expired registration.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
He was about to about to go right to the
motherfucking courthouse.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
One hundred percent. Yeah, yeah, that I had two of them,
like cops. Second, just pull in that hotel and don't
get back in that fucking car.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
There you go, Yes, sir, love being white and being
on Rose Parks. I was bricked up in the didn't
want me to step out of the car. All right,
So what was his question? What's your favorite way to
be petty?

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
I'm not really naturally a petty person, but I feel
like those are the most petty. Like when you push
someone that's not petty to go be petty, they're gonna
be pettier than the petty people.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Yeah, made sense in my head. Yeah, yeah, I'm not
I'm not a petty I wouldn't say patty, I don't really,
I don't get into the petty energy with somebody. I
think that if I feel like it's there at that
point where I got to stop being petty, we probably
are not cool. Yeah, so I just like, I'm just
I just get very distant, but I'm not. I can't
think of anything petty I would do to somebody like

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I don't. I don't have that petty energy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
That's yeah, that's the energy for like I got to
care about you to be petty towards you. Like I'm
petty with like my sisters or like my significant other
one they pissing me off, but like a strength like somebody,
I don't funk with that. I'm not gonna give you
the energy because I know that car I'm gonna come
back and hit you very quickly. Always happens, and then
I'll just laugh when that happens.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
I was like, oh funny that you're petty to the
people you love.

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
But it's innocent. It's innocent petty. It's not like harmful petty,
like they're gonna disrupt your life. Yeah, I start opening
my car, my own car doors and taking my phone
off the blue tooth and shit, like if a man
makes me mad like like that, like stupid innocent, like
the toilet set up, then I'm gonna do some stupid shit,
you know what I'm saying, Like just dumb shit like
that when you live with somebody or like with my
little sister, she steals a piece of my clothes, And

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when I was younger, I was steal one back, like
little petty shit.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
But like to really really be petty and put people in.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
As an adult, yeah, that's a little I don't have.
I can't. I really don't even have that, Like I
don't care enough I think to be petty to somebody,
like if I feel like yo, y'ah, I gotta do
some petty this person, Like I don't like this person,
but I don't like you. I just don't. I don't
rock with you. We're not gonna be around each other
like that. But I don't have that petty energy. I
can't think of actually taking my brain and be like,

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let me think of something to do to get back
at this. I just I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Yeah, and that's more revenge than I think. I guess
you can be petty in revenge, but yeah, not all
revenge is petty, right, So I don't know. I mean,
if I if the opportunity, if the ayahuasca brings that
energy to me, and I have the opportunity to be petty,
I might think about it, but I'm not going out
my way to be petty. And also, like I enjoy

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watching people not have me in their life and just
watching what happens. Yeah, that's the pettiness that I feel.
It sounds arrogant. I'm not saying that type of no
block what you mean, but like, all right, just continue
to be yourself. Yeah, it wasn't going to interrupt you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Yeah, be who you are. Yeah, be your best, save
the difference exactly. That's really all. But you know, oh man,
this was a great episode.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
I feel like it would by so fast, had a.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
If I do want to be petty to her, I
won't take that row and she'll just get She'll get
regular Rory Dick.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Yeah, you don't want to do that. Give it a
little spark, bring a little spark into the bedroom. Who
puts the roll on? Rory? Real Sparks does, Real Sparks does?
All right, Well, good talking to you people. I guess
we'll see each other in a couple of days, right,
it's today, Yeah, Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
We're about to take pictures with each other and pretend
we like you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Yeah, we got new March coming, new merch available, so soon.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Well we'll have a date for you guys, a bunch
of new pieces. We're about to do a photo shoot,
which I hate because I don't know what to do
in photos, So you'll probably just get a stoic face
of me wearing the merch.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
But you know you're gonna get pictures of me in
this and then go buy this, and yeah you'll see me.
Do look, get one of these? Maybe I have one
of these? All right there? Yeah, I'm gonna buy that hoodie.
We'll talked to y'all soon. Be safety, blessed. I'm that nigga.
He's just ginger peace.

Speaker 8 (01:13:09):
No woian No,